| paperming comfirts d'yu draw for all yur swearin? The spanglers, | 1 |
| kiddy? | 2 |
Rootha prootha. There you have me! Vurry nothing, O | 3 |
| potators, I call it for I might as well tell yous Essexelcy, and I | 4 |
| am not swallowing my air, the Golden Bridge's truth. It amounts | 5 |
| to nada in pounds or pence. Not a glass of Lucan nor as much as | 6 |
| the cost price of a highlandman's trousertree or the three crowns | 7 |
| round your draphole (isn't it dram disgusting?) for the whole | 8 |
| dumb plodding thing! | 9 |
Come now, Johnny! We weren't born yesterday. Pro tanto | 10 |
| quid retribuamus? I ask you to say on your scotty pictail you | 11 |
| were promised fines times with some staggerjuice or deadhorse, | 12 |
| on strip or in larges, at the Raven and Sugarloaf, either Jones's | 13 |
| lame or Jamesy's gait, anyhow? | 14 |
Bushmillah! Do you think for a moment? Yes, by the way. | 15 |
| How very necessarily true! Give me fair play. When? | 16 |
At the Dove and Raven tavern, no, ah? To wit your wiz- | 17 |
| zend? | 18 |
Water, water, darty water! Up Jubilee sod! Beet peat wheat | 19 |
| treat! | 20 |
What harm wants but demands it! How would you like to | 21 |
| hear yur right name now, Ghazi Power, my tristy minstrel, if | 22 |
| yur not freckened of frank comment? | 23 |
Not afrightened of Frank Annybody's gaspower or ill- | 24 |
| conditioned ulcers neither. | 25 |
Your uncles! | 26 |
Your gullet! | 27 |
Will you repeat that to me outside, leinconnmuns? | 28 |
After you've shouted a few? I will when it suits me, | 29 |
| hulstler. | 30 |
Guid! We make fight! Three to one! Raddy? | 31 |
But no, from exemple, Emania Raffaroo! What do you | 32 |
| have? What mean you, august one? Fairplay for Finnians! I will | 33 |
| have my humours. Sure, you would not do the cowardly thing | 34 |
| and moll me roon? Tell Queen's road I am seilling. Farewell, | 35 |
| but whenever! Buy! | 36 |