| please of being at a party to any demoralizing home life. That | 1 |
| saps a chap. Keep cool faith in the firm, have warm hoep in the | 2 |
| house and begin frem athome to be chary of charity. Where it | 3 |
| is nobler in the main to supper than the boys and errors of out- | 4 |
| rager's virtue. Give back those stolen kisses; restaure those all- | 5 |
| cotten glooves. Recollect the yella perals that all too often beset | 6 |
| green gerils, Rhidarhoda and Daradora, once they gethobby- | 7 |
| horsical, playing breeches parts for Bessy Sudlow in flesh- | 8 |
| coloured pantos instead of earthing down in the coalhole trying | 9 |
| to boil the big gun's dinner. Leg-before-Wicked lags-behind- | 10 |
| Wall where here Mr Whicker whacked a great fall. Femora- | 11 |
| familla feeled it a candleliked but Hayes, Conyngham and Erobin- | 12 |
| son sware it's an egg. Forglim mick aye! Stay, forestand and | 13 |
| tillgive it! Remember the biter's bitters I shed the vigil I buried | 14 |
| our Harlotte Quai from poor Mrs Mangain's of Britain Court on | 15 |
| the feast of Marie Maudlin. Ah, who would wipe her weeper dry | 16 |
| and lead her to the halter? Sold in her heyday, laid in the straw, | 17 |
| bought for one puny petunia. Moral: if you can't point a lily get | 18 |
| to henna out of here! Put your swell foot foremost on foulardy | 19 |
| pneumonia shertwaists, irriconcilible with true fiminin risirvi- | 20 |
| tion and ribbons of lace, limenick's disgrace. Sure, what is it on the | 21 |
| whole only holes tied together,the merest and transparent washing- | 22 |
| tones to make Languid Lola's lingery longer? Scenta Clauthes | 23 |
| stiffstuffs your hose and heartsies full of temptiness. Vanity flee | 24 |
| and Verity fear! Diobell! Whalebones and buskbutts may hurt | 25 |
| you (thwackaway thwuck!) but never lay bare your breast sec- | 26 |
| ret (dickette's place!) to joy a Jonas in the Dolphin's Barncar | 27 |
| with your meetual fan, Doveyed Covetfilles, comepulsing payn- | 28 |
| attention spasms between the averthisment for Ulikah's wine and | 29 |
| a pair of pulldoors of the old cupiosity shape. There you'll fix | 30 |
| your eyes darkled on the autocart of the bringfast cable but here | 31 |
| till youre martimorphysed please sit still face to face. For if the | 32 |
| shorth of your skorth falls down to his knees pray how wrong | 33 |
| will he look till he rises? Not before Gravesend is commuted. But | 34 |
| now reappears Autist Algy, the pulcherman and would-do per- | 35 |
| former, oleas Mr Smuth, stated by the vice crusaders to be well | 36 |