| Noah. Plato. | Visit to Guinness' Brewery, Clubs, Advan- | 1 | |
| Horace. Isaac. | tages of the Penny Post, When is a Pun not a | 2 | |
| Tiresias. | Pun? Is the Co-Education of Animus and | 3 | |
| Marius. | Anima Wholly Desirable? 1 What Happened at | 4 | |
| Diogenes. | Clontarf? Since our Brother Johnathan Signed | 5 | |
| Procne, Philo- | the Pledge or the Meditations of Two Young | 6 | |
| mela. Abraham. | Spinsters, 2 Why we all Love our Little Lord | 7 | |
| Nestor. Cincin- | Mayor, Hengler's Circus Entertainment, On | 8 | |
| natus. Leonidas. | Thrift, 3 The Kettle-Griffith-Moynihan Scheme | 9 | |
| Jacob. | for a New Electricity Supply, Travelling in the | 10 | |
| Theocritus. | Olden Times, 4 American Lake Poetry, the | 11 | |
| Joseph. | Strangest Dream that was ever Halfdreamt. 5 | 12 | |
| Fabius. Samson. | Circumspection, Our Allies the Hills, Are | 13 | |
| Cain. | Parnellites Just towards Henry Tudor? Tell a | 14 | |
| Esop. | Friend in a Chatty Letter the Fable of the | 15 | |
| Prometheus. | Grasshopper and the Ant, 6 Santa Claus, The | 16 | |
| Lot. Pompeius Magnus, | Shame of Slumdom, The Roman Pontiffs | 17 | |
| Miltiades Strategos. | and the Orthodox Churches, 7 The Thirty | 18 | |
| Solon. | Hour Week, Compare the Fistic Styles of | 19 | |
| Castor, Pollux. | Jimmy Wilde and Jack Sharkey, How to | 20 | |
| Dionysius. | Understand the Deaf, Should Ladies learn | 21 | |
| Sappho. | Music or Mathematics? Glory be to Saint | 22 | |
| Moses. Job. | Patrick! What is to be found in a Dustheap, | 23 | |
| Catilina. | The Value of Circumstantial Evidence, | 24 | |
| Cadmus. Ezekiel. | Should Spelling? Outcasts in India, Collecting | 25 | |
| Solomon. Themistocles. | Pewter, Eu, 8 Proper and Regular Diet | 26 | |
| Vitellius. Darius. | Necessity For, 9 If You Do It Do It Now. | 27 | |
| 1 Jests and the Beastalk with a little rude hiding rod. | |||
| 2 Wherry like the whaled prophet in a spookeerie. | |||
| 3 What sins is pim money sans Paris! | |||
| 4 I've lost the place, where was I? | |||
| 5 Something happened that time I was asleep, torn letters or was there | |||
| snow? | |||
| 6 Mich for his pain, Nick in his past. | |||
| 7 He has toglieresti in brodo all over his agrammatical parts of face and as for | |||
| that hippofoxphiz, unlucky number, late for the christening! | |||
| 8 Eh, Monsieur? Où Monsieur? Eu, Monsieur? Nenni No, Monsieur! | |||
| 9 Ere we hit the hay, brothers, let's have that response to prayer! | |||