| THE CUSTOMERS (Components of the Afterhour Courses at St. | 1 |
| Patricius' Academy for Grownup Gentlemen, consult the annu- | 2 |
| ary, coldporters sibsuction), a bundle of a dozen of representa- | 3 |
| tive locomotive civics, each inn quest of outings, who are still | 4 |
| more sloppily served after every cup final by | 5 |
| SAUNDERSON (Mr Knut Oelsvinger, Tiffsdays off, wouldntstop | 6 |
| in bad, imitation of flatfish, torchbearing supperaape, dud half- | 7 |
| sovereign, no chee daily, rolly pollsies, Glen of the Downs, the | 8 |
| Gugnir, his geyswerks, his earsequack, his lokistroki, o.s.v.), a | 9 |
| scherinsheiner and spoilcurate, unconcerned in the mystery but | 10 |
| under the inflounce of the milldieuw and butt of | 11 |
| KATE (Miss Rachel Lea Varian, she tells forkings for baschfel- | 12 |
| lors, under purdah of card palmer teaput tosspot Madam d'Elta, | 13 |
| during the pawses), kook-and-dishdrudge, whitch believes wan- | 14 |
| thingthats, whouse be the churchyard or whorts up the aasgaars, | 15 |
| the show must go on. | 16 |
| Time: the pressant. | 17 |
| With futurist onehorse balletbattle pictures and the Pageant | 18 |
| of Past History worked up with animal variations amid ever- | 19 |
| glaning mangrovemazes and beorbtracktors by Messrs Thud and | 20 |
| Blunder. Shadows by the film folk, masses by the good people. | 21 |
| Promptings by Elanio Vitale. Longshots, upcloses, outblacks and | 22 |
| stagetolets by Hexenschuss, Coachmaher, Incubone and Rock- | 23 |
| narrag. Creations tastefully designed by Madame Berthe Dela- | 24 |
| mode. Dances arranged by Harley Quinn and Coollimbeina. | 25 |
| Jests, jokes, jigs and jorums for the Wake lent from the properties | 26 |
| of the late cemented Mr T. M. Finnegan R.I.C. Lipmasks and | 27 |
| hairwigs by Ouida Nooikke. Limes and Floods by Crooker and | 28 |
| Toll. Kopay pibe by Kappa Pedersen. Hoed Pine hat with | 29 |
| twentyfour ventholes by Morgen. Bosse and stringbag from | 30 |
| Heteroditheroe's and All Ladies' presents. Tree taken for grafted. | 31 |
| Rock rent. Phenecian blends and Sourdanian doofpoosts by | 32 |
| Shauvesourishe and Wohntbedarft. The oakmulberryeke with | 33 |
| silktrick twomesh from Shop-Sowry, seedsmanchap. Grabstone | 34 |
| beg from General Orders Mailed. The crack (that's Cork!) by | 35 |
| a smoker from the gods. The interjection (Buckley!) by the fire- | 36 |