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Chapter 3 / Cyprus
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'I wanted to share the secret of the powers with someone I didn't know too well'
(Uri Geller, on his thinking aged 15)
One morning on the kibbutz, Margaret Geller arrived in her usual Sunday best (or
Saturday best, this being Israel) for one of her slightly embarrassing visits.
She was accompanied by a strange man Uri had never seen before. Heavily built
and in his fifties, Ladislas Gero was another Hungarian Jew, a former concert
pianist, who some years previously, with his wife had formed a cabaret team and
gone on tour to Cyprus. The couple had liked the lively, cosmopolitan island and
had the idea of opening a small hotel there, which, now widowed, he now ran on
his own. The notable thing about Ladislas Gero for the children of Kibbutz Hatzor
was that he was wearing a tie, something many of them had never seen before. 'What
is that cloth hanging around his neck?' they demanded. It is not inconceivable
that the older ones were being disingenuous - a cocky, kibbutznik way of demonstrating
how different and inherently superior was their rural, communistic lifestyle to
the fast and fancy ways of the city. What was notable about Ladislas Gero to Uri
Geller, aged 11, was not his necktie - Uri was perfectly familiar with those,
being a big city kid stuck in the country - but that his mother had fallen in
love with the man, planned to marry him, to move to Cyprus and to take Uri to
live there too.
For Uri, the plan immediately appealed, because it solved two problems at once,
as well as opening some extremely important doors which he did not yet know were
ajar. For the moment, he was delighted to see his mother happy for the first time,
as well as to have an escape route from the kibbutz for himself. Not only did
Ladislas seem a decent enough fellow, if perhaps a little dull compared to Uri's
father, but he was also rather well off. The chance of end to poverty seemed to
have arrived with Ladislas Gero, something Uri fully appreciated.
What the boy could not know was that the fluke of moving to Cyprus would entail
him learning English in addition to the Hebrew and Hungarian he already spoke
- and that having fluent, instinctive English would many years later be his open
sesame to taking his powers to an international audience. By the end of his teenage
years, he was even thinking in English. Because Cyprus was a British colony, he
would also start to build up a great affinity with Britain, which would be an
increasingly important part of his life. His early memories of his father were
of him in British uniform, and now he would get used to seeing the Queen on stamps
and banknotes and the Union flag flying. They all left a stirring impression on
him. The move
to Cyprus would also benefit Uri in regard to his unusual abilities. At this stage,
he was still uncertain whether his powers were an asset or an embarrassment. They
were, he felt, too transient to rely on, failing as they did to be at his command
at absolutely all times. His depression on the kibbutz, for example, had seemingly
caused them to disappear, or at least put him in a frame of mind where he was
unwilling to summon them up. Furthermore, he continued, as he still does, to insist
he had no idea where the powers came from or how he produced them, and this inexplicable
quality troubled him at quite a deep level. And even when he could make strange
things happen, as he hinted he could do to his friend Eytan, and briefly succeeded
with Avi, there was always the problem that children would either fail to see
what was special - or, if they were more sophisticated, shrug and say it was a
trick without really having the critical facility to be sure what it was. Uri
needed an adult independent of his family to see what he could do, to believe
it and to reassure him that he was not a freak. At Terra Santa College, a strict
Catholic boarding school on a hill high above Cyprus's capital, Nicosia, he would
find several such adults - as well as several children who worked out without
his specifically having shown them anything that Uri Geller was a most unusual
boy. Establishing
through third, preferably unrelated, parties that Geller had special abilities
as a child, be they of a conjuring or a psychic nature, is crucially important
in unravelling Uri Geller's life story. His major critics would one day assert
widely and confidently in gossip, in articles, in interviews with journalists,
in books and eventually on the Internet, that Geller's powers mysteriously manifested
only in his early twenties, after he happed upon a magicians' manual with a teenaged
friend, and the two together sensed the makings of a wonderful scam.
Since this assertion is so boldly made, indeed, is the one of the first precepts
of Uri Geller's detractors, if it can be shown to be untrue, the process of at
least re-assessing Geller, if not necessarily accepting him as a psychic, would
clearly have to have begun. It is indisputable that evidence of peculiar abilities
from Uri's early childhood days in Israel is a little hazy; witnesses were either
too young to rely on, or related to Uri and hence bound (perhaps) to support him,
or the accounts come from Uri himself. And while many of these latter pieces of
testimony are often very interesting, and give a compelling appearance of being
honest, a single corroborative witness has to be worth ten George Washingtons.
In Uri Geller's Cyprus period, from 1957 to 1963 - which took him from the age
of 11 to 18 - we begin to encounter such strong indications that he was a fully
formed psychic, magician or something, long before his critics believe. Cyprus
was also, inevitably, the scene for other major influences to come into his life.
One of these was sex, the other, showbusiness. No wonder Geller looks upon his
years in Cyprus as the time of his life.
It was Tibor, relieved, no doubt, that his ex-wife had found a new life, who drove
Margaret and Uri to the docks at Haifa to board the ship to Larnaca, Cyprus. Behind
Uri already was a traumatic parting with Tzuki the dog, who was sent to live with
a friend of the Gellers who lived on a farm. Uri kissed and hugged the dog and
cried as he left him. In front of him were worries about how he would get on with
his new stepfather, Ladislas, and how he would survive in a country where Hebrew
wasn't spoken. But Margaret told Uri that her new husband had already bought a
dog for him, and Tibor assured his son that he would be able to visit him back
in Israel, so by the time the Italian ship sailed out of Haifa, he was more excited
than scared. At customs in Larnaca, a real surprise was awaiting Uri - a new name.
'The officer looked at my name Uri, and he said Uri in Russian is Yuri, and that
is actually George. So on the spot, they wrote down George and that was my name
at school for the next seven years.'
It was not necessary to be psychic for even an 11 year-old to realise immediately
that Cyprus was a deeply divided nation in a state of undeclared war. Margaret
explained to Uri as he looked out of the taxi window on the drive to Nicosia that
there were Greek and Turkish Cypriots who lived separately in different villages
and were routinely involved in atrocities against one another. And although seeing
a pervasive military presence was no shock to an Israeli boy, there were an awful
lot of British troops around, as well as Americans stationed at their own base.
The names and phrases which would be part of the background noise for Uri's stay
in Cyprus now sound like part of the faint, scratchy soundtrack of ancient black
and white newsreels; Enosis, the movement to integrate Cyprus with Greece, Archbishop
Makarios, Colonel Grivas, the EOKA terrorist leader, Prime Minister Karamanlis
of Greece ... Uri's teenage life would be touched tangentially by all these.
Ladislas's small hotel was a pleasant fourteen bedroom establishment at 12 Pantheon
Street in the capital, Nicosia. It bore an ambitious name for a little place:
Pension Ritz. Ladislas made sure Uri had quite an arrival at the Ritz. There was
not one dog, but two waiting - a wire-haired fox terrier called Joker and a mixed
breed terrier named Peter. Joker would be Uri's special companion. A package was
also on a table inside for the young lad to open. It contained a blue model Cadillac,
which he loved.
Uri was first sent to the American School in Larnaca, where he boarded and was
not very happy. Most of his friends were English, and he quickly picked up the
language. After a short time, the violence and fighting were bordering on civil
war, there were frequent curfews, and Uri was brought back to the hotel for a
few weeks. The Ritz catered almost exclusively for touring theatricals temporarily
stationed in Nicosia to service its busy nightlife. Singers, musicians, acrobats,
jugglers and dancers used the place as their digs, and Uri met and spent time
with all of them during the curfews. He says he showed some his spoon bending
and watch jumping, and they were duly impressed.
There was in the garage a bicycle which Uri coveted. His stepfather promised he
could have it for a barmitzvah present, when he was 13, but Uri couldn't stop
looking at it. The bike was immobilised with a heavy combination lock. Thinking
about this, Uri wondered whether, since he could manage so many other apparent
mind-over-matter feats, he could crack the lock. After a bout of intense concentration,
he says he finally got the combination, opened the lock, took the machine out
and learned to ride it in the car park. Ladislas was amazed he had unlocked the
bike but, taking the path of least resistance, meekly said that Uri might as well
have it now. He sees it today as the first practical, selfish use he had managed
to put his powers to. (Uri's barmitzvah in 1959, incidentally, was a low key affair,
held, in lieu of a synagogue, at the Israeli consulate in Nicosia. A Jewish friend
called Peter was barmitzvah at the same time. With the bike already firmly in
his possession, Uri received as presents several books and a leather pencil case,
which he treasured.)
The bicycle, combined with Margaret and Ladislas' fairly laissez-faire attitude
to bringing up Uri at this stage, opened up Cyprus to Uri. With his bike and the
rickety local buses to Limassol, the Troodos mountains, Famagusta and Kyrenia,
the island was a paradise to him. With one of the world's major political crises
going on around him, and the frequent grim scenes of violence which that obliged
him to witness, he nevertheless managed to enjoy a glorious, free, independent
teenage of scuba diving on lonely beaches, cycling in the mountains, messing around
in junk yards and with motor scooters, and, as he got older, of chasing girls
'I occupied myself with the things I loved, like my dog, Joker, but while I was
doing that the war was going on,' Uri says now. 'So I somehow carved myself a
path and a system, maybe to build some kind of entertainment into my life that
would shield me from the death and the destruction that was going on around us.'
Unlike the American
School, Terra Santa College was in a safe part of Cyprus, high in the hills a
few miles from Nicosia. But it was not in any respect somewhere Uri might have
been expected to be as happy as he was. It was very strict, was run by monks,
had fairly primitive facilities and provided education of highly demanding, 1950s
English standards, which came as a shock to many of the pupils, especially the
few Americans. Yet Uri was content there almost from the start. One of the first
things he noticed up at Terra Santa, and which he unaccountably warmed to, was
that the pretty gardens at the modern school building's entrance were cut in the
shape of crucifixes. The school had no other Jewish pupils, something which might
have made him feel lonely, were it not for one incident.
'I was there because it was the best school in Nicosia, but one incident melted
any fear I had away. One day, Father Camillo, who was the headmaster, called me
into his office and he locked the door. He said, "Come close," and I
didn't know what he was about to do to me. Suddenly, he started unbuttoning his
collar, and then he pulled out a bunch of little trinkets on a gold chain, a cross
and so on. But among them was a little star of David. He said, "Look at what
I am wearing Don't be afraid of Christianity". He wanted me to be absolutely
clear that he loved and respected the Jewish people. And that was it for me. All
the barriers that had built up between Judaism and Christianity disappeared, vapourised,
and I realised there were no real religions, there was only one God and that was
the God I believed in. I knew I was going to be fine at the school. And years
later, when I went back to Cyprus, I heard from one of the fathers that before
he died, Camillo said his family back in Sardinia had Jewish origins.'
Uri made up for lost time, almost instantly regaining the popularity he enjoyed
pre the disastrous Torah-stealing incident back at Ahad Ha'am School in Israel.
But, just as at school and on the kibbutz, Uri was distinctly wary about what
he did in the paranormal line - and whom for. A consistent characteristic of Geller
begins to emerge even this early in his life; he seems to show different people
quite different versions of his abilities. Leaving aside for the moment enemies
and those who are intellectually opposed to what he does, who if they see him
perform anything can always satisfy themselves it is a conjuring trick, even his
friends report widely differing personal experiences of him. Some friends, like
Eytan Shomron, will happily wait 40 years after first meeting Uri to see him bend
a spoon, and then find themselves amazed and shocked by the experience; others
will be shown things to astonish them the first time Uri meets them; others still
will be his friend for decades without ever seeing him perform anything remarkable,
even if they want to; another group of friends will make a point of never wanting
to see him do anything paranormal, often explaining that they like him as a man
with or without paranormal powers, and are worried that they might feel they have
detected fraud if they see him perform, and that this would lessen their respect
for him. One
of Geller's closest schoolfriends in Cyprus was a chubby Armenian boy, Ardash
Melemendjian, who enjoyed dual renown at Terra Santa as a mechanical genius and
a sexual prodigy. 'I was one for anything on wheels and anything in a skirt',
he jokes. Melemendjian now lives near York, in northern England, where he works
as a general repairman, is a prominent Freemason, is married to Janet, a local
guide leader, and speaks in a broad adopted Yorkshire accent with an Armenian
twang. He is also an amateur rally driver, having worked for the Czech Skoda car
company for many years as a technical rep - he it was who undertook the considerable
technical challenge of preparing Skoda's first successful rally car. Although
he has not personally seen Geller since they were young, they remain in contact
by phone. What surprises most about Melemendjian is that he has only ever seen
his old pal bend a spoon on television. And yet he is perfectly satisfied, even
as a supremely practical and rational engineer by trade, that what he sees is
genuine. 'I have no doubts. I don't have to see it in real life, because of what
I experienced with him at school,' he says.
'A lot of people will ask me if there is any trickery to it and I say, "You
believe what you want to believe. I think it's genuine. I know it's genuine, but
I can't explain how he does it because I don't know." It must be some sort
of mental power that the rest of us are unable to exercise because we don't know
these things.' 'George Geller,' Melemendjian continues, 'Would have been about
12-ish when I met him. What was my first impression? That you knew him the instant
you met him. It was some sort of magic that you couldn't explain with this fella.
You couldn't help but like him and get on with him. He had this grace of making
things nice, and people liked being with him. You'd never wrong him in any way,
or do anything against him. Uri Geller was the ringleader, if you like. He got
people gelling together, and when you made friends you made friends for ever.'
'And, yes, certain little things happened. The college was built in an area they
called the Acropolis, all stone quarries and caves. We used to go down to these
caves, Uri and several other kids. They were quite dangerous, and we were told
at school that some boys had got lost and died down there once. But we'd pinch
the school toilet rolls, put a stick through them and use them as a thread. Then
we'd put old bicycle tyres on sticks and light them as torches. But you'd run
out of toilet paper. One time on our return from the deepest caves we got badly
lost. We were faced with three ways to go in the pitch black. Someone started
to say something and suddenly Uri said "Shhh," and everyone hushed.
He thought for a minute and then say, "This way!" and we went straight
on or to the left, whichever the case was, and then we walked a long way before
anything happened. But suddenly, we saw a little circle of light, and it got bigger
and bigger, and that was the exit. I'm sure the rest of us would have chosen another
way. I don't how he did it.'
'There were other oddities which when you put them together, even back then, just
made you wonder what was this guy,' Melemendjian continues. 'He never once got
a puncture on his bike, and yet we used to ride through the same fields, the same
thorn hedges. I'd get them all the time, and end up sat on the back of his bike,
holding my bike while he was peddling. We'd go to the cinema to see X-rated films.
I'd go to buy my ticket and get told, "No you're too young - out." He'd
go to buy his ticket - and would be perfectly all right for him even though we
are the same age and looked it.'
'Another thing that we used to take for granted, never give a second thought to
- he never revised for anything. You'd find him sat down with a text book that
we were supposed to be studying and he'd have a comic inside it. But when it came
to overall results at the end of the term, you could bet your boots that he'd
be top. I'm not very good at maths, and we were doing an algebra exam. In one
question, I kept getting this astronomical figure that I know I shouldn't. Uri
was sat next to me and said, "Just copy me." I said, "What if Archie
sees me?" Because Archie, one of the masters, used to throw whatever came
to his hand, whether it was a piece of chalk or the rubber for the blackboard
or a book and every time it was bullseye. I didn't like being hit by missiles
in classroom. But Uri said, "No, if he is going to see you, I'll give you
a kick on your shin sideways with my foot." So I was looking at his paperwork
and copying down what he wrote in a slightly different way so that the teacher
wouldn't cotton on that I was cheating. At the time I never thought anything about
it, but years later, I started wondering how did he know to kick me if Archie
is going to look? He would have had to have some sort of premonition. But he wouldn't
tell me that's how he was operating, and I wouldn't know because we never thought
of these powers that he has.'
'Him and basketball was yet another thing. All right, he is tall, but basketball
teams would always want him on their side. A group of fellas made two groups to
play basketball, and whichever side Uri was on, the other side would say, "No,
that's unfair, you've got him. Every time he touches that ball, it goes through
the net." Yet he wasn't a keen basket ball player. He played it as and when,
whenever it was there. He didn't practise to be good at it or anything.' (Uri
maintains that he was able psychokinetically to edge the ball into the net. A
Greek boy of Uri's time Andreas Christodoulou, who is still in Nicosia and works
as a heating contractor at Terra Santa, confirms this, and adds that in his memory,
Uri could also move the hoop to help it meet the ball. 'He would definitely move
the the hoop in a way,' Andrea says. 'It looked as if it was vibrating without
anybodt at all touching it. You could see it move, I believe, a couple of inches
when George was shooting at it.') Uri also became famous, Ardash recalls,
as a storyteller. 'Mrs Agrotis, our English teacher, would get him to stand up
and speak for ages, and he would make stories up on the spot. A war story, a ghost
story, anything. And I would be thinking, wow, this is better than reading a book..'
But as for metal bending and interfering with clocks, Melemendjian has no memory
of Uri doing either: 'If he had those qualities at school then he never showed
to me. I think he probably didn't because people would start getting dubious about
him. Imagine two 12 year-old kids and one rubs a spoon and breaks it in half.
What does the other one think? That there's something wrong with him. As it was,
everything he did, we all took in our stride. It was only later on when you think
about it, that you think how did he do that? Like this being ace in school, like
finding his way out of the cave, like never getting a puncture, like the odd thing
in the algebra exam ... it's too much for one fella.' 'The only one time
I impressed him,' concludes Ardash Melemendjian, 'Was when there was a particular
type of speedometer I wanted on this armoured car we used to pass in a scrapyard.
I could see it from the fence, but inside the compound there were two alsatians,
one of them a real mean junkyard dog. So started saving my sandwiches, and when
I went past every afternoon, I would throw them over the fence. The dog would
eat the brown paper bag, the sandwich, the tin foil - gone. This went on for three
or four days and after that the dog would look at me going past at that time of
the day and instead of snarling, the tail would waggle. I gained confidence. Then
I'd pet the dog through the wire mesh, and finally I took enough sandwiches that
the dog would take a few minutes to eat. And while he was at it, I jumped over
the fence, stole the instrument and jumped back again. Uri stood there watching
me, leant up against his bike. He just shook his head, astounded. "I would
have never done that," he said. Bob Brooks, now a criminal attorney
in Los Angeles, gives a similar account of a charismatic, even if not necessarily
psychic, young Geller. Brooks had come to Cyprus with his mother and stepfather,
who was an entrepreneur. His stepfather had cut a deal with Brooks; if he stayed
at the college a week, then he would have the option whether to stay on, or to
try somewhere else. 'My first memory of Uri or George Geller was of him saving
my life,' Brooks says. 'After crying for two solid days and being utterly miserable
when I came as an immature 12 year-old from Sherman Oaks, California into this
physically very harsh regime with its Arabic toilets and intimidating six-days-a-week
British public school traditions, Uri befriended me. He was much older, at 14,
and was nice and friendly and interested in me. And it worked. I liked him instantly.
He invited me to his house, and all of a sudden, life was fun. Uri was the class
monitor, who sat at the back and was held responsible for us. But he succeeded
by strength of personality rather than bullying. He was taller and older than
most of us, which helped.'
Again, through Brooks, we hear of an unusually popular boy, with an amazing imagination,
of adventures in the caves, of going to the Pension Ritz to meet Uri's mother,
of encountering Joker the dog . But of paranormal events, pretty well nothing;
Brooks is yet another illustration of the strange way in which different people
have perceived Geller. It is almost as if Bob Brooks was at school with a different
Uri Geller from Ardash Melemendjian. 'I do remember him complaining that watches
would always stop on him,' Brooks says. 'One time he just nonchalantly took his
watch off and said, "That's another one that's quit on me."' But of
metal bending, Brooks shakes his head: 'I can't say I saw anything like that,
no.' and of Geller's basketball prowess? 'Sure, I remember him shooting hoops,
but not bending anything.'
And here, another consistent element in Geller's story forms out of the mist.
Bob Brooks, while being delighted to confirm his great and continuing affection
for Uri, is by no means an acolyte or a total believer. A lawyer with the sceptical
view of the human condition which that profession can encompass, he cheerily refers
to his late stepfather as 'a conman, basically' and keeps a book on conmen on
the living room shelves of his California home. He couldn't help recalling, as
he watched Uri's career develop in subsequent years, his friend's affinity with
the showbusiness people who stayed at the Pension Ritz. Yet, no, he is anxious
to emphasise, he does not think Geller is a conman; 'I'm not saying what he does
is magic to my mind,' he says. But neither is he keen to commit himself to a view
of Geller as an out-and-out paranormalist. It is probably fair to interpolate
that Brooks still does not know what his friend is.
'Uri visited me at the office in the early seventies and bent a spoon for me at
that time, which was witnessed by four other co-workers,' Brooks says. 'Then he
visited my home this past winter and bent a spoon for my daughter. This was done
in our kitchen, near the washing machine - Uri said being near metal helped him
- in front of Samantha, Linda and myself. The way he did it appeared to be without
any obvious use of force and without any attempt at sleight of hand. If it was
a trick, it's the best one I have ever seen executed. Frankly, I'm still amazed
by how he did this. All of this stuff is contrary to my understanding of the physical
universe and, while I do not wish to dismiss it all as merely a trick, I cannot
find any other acceptable explanation.'
Given these perspectives from two of Geller's closest adolescent schoolfriends,
it is not hard to guess which of the two Uri has kept more closely in touch with.
It has to be Ardash rather than Bob. Not so; it is Bob Brooks whom Geller has
remained closer to, to whom he wrote frequently throughout his twenties and thirties,
whose home he has visited, whom he goes out to dinner with when he is in LA. And
Geller admits he has a tendency to cleave to people who don't quite believe in
him. 'It's often those people I feel close to,' he says. 'The ones I feel I have
yet to convince, and would dearly love to but can't. I don't really know why that
is.' The thoroughly
convinced Ardash, meanwhile, has had to resort to some fairly irregular methods
over the years to keep up contact with Uri. 'About eight years ago I saw a newspaper
spread about him, and he hadn't rung or written in a long time, so I thought I
am going to test your powers, mate. And I got the paper with his picture in front
of me, his eyes looking at me, and I stared for about five minutes and said, "If
you've got anything about you, you get in touch with me." The following evening,
I get a phonecall. "What's the matter? What do you want me for?" It
was Uri I said, 'Nothing's the matter, I just want to say hello.'
Joy Philipou, a teacher at Terra Santa, had no contact at all with Uri for 40
years, until she wrote to him recently after seeing a newspaper article on him.
Yet Mrs Philipou, now in retirement in the London suburbs, is as strong an independent
witness for Geller's early psychic prowess as could be found, someone whose account
would have to provide a powerful dissenting note, to say the least, in any sceptical
assessment of Geller - if anyone researching such an assessment had troubled to
find her. 'Uri was one of 30 children in my form,' Mrs Philipou recounts.
'He stood out. You can't have gifts like that and remain anonymous. As he was
a child he used this thing he had for pranks, for fun. For example, he did this
clock moving thing, not just on me but on other teachers as well. But for me,
it took a long, long time before I put two and two together and realised that
it was him that was doing it. I wasn't into the supernatural or anything like
that, and I couldn't make out what it was. But whenever it was my turn to ring
the 12 o clock bell, I would have Uri fidgeting in the class, wanting to get out
for lunch. The clock was behind me, an electric wall clock, about a foot in diameter.
The class was in front of me, Uri sitting among them and he would be looking at
the clock.. I would check with my watch to make sure it was 12 o clock, and it
said the same. But as soon as I got into the staff room, they would say, "Why
have you rung 20 minutes early?" I would say, "It can't be, look, my
watch says 12 o'clock. But all theirs would be a quarter of an hour earlier than
mine. It wasn't until I began to hear stories from other teachers that I began
to find that Uri had something to do with this. One teacher had made him stay
half an hour after every one else. She said, "You won't go home until the
clock says 4.30. So he started to get up and leave, and she said, 'What are you
doing? I told you 4.30." And he said, "But it is 4.30," and she
looked at the clock, and it was.
'He also became famous because of his basketball playing. He guided the ball.
He could shoot from almost anywhere. It never, ever missed the basket. Now that
is a feat for an 11 year old. From one end of the court to another, over and over
again. I thought it must be my imagination, but several people began to talk about
it. Then I realised that this child really did have some peculiar power, particularly
during matches which it was important to win. Suppose he would shoot and his aim
wasn't quite 100%, and the ball was just about 2 inches from the basket. He would
definitely do something. We all saw the ball sway when there was no-one near it,
or sometimes the post would sway a few inches to the left or the right, whichever
way he wanted it for the ball to go in. In truth, it was really scary. There's
be a great deal of talk and argument. People would say, "Ah, no, it's just
a fluke, someone must have pushed it." But then you'd see it happen over
and over again. We had very little contact with Father Camillo in the staffroom.
We mostly dealt with Father Kevin Mooney, who was head of the British section,
and when we mentioned this extraordinary George, he brushed it aside somehow.
It was difficult to convince him that something supernatural was going on. But
most of us could see what he was doing wasn't sleight of hand, and that this child
had something extraordinary.' It is clear from Mrs Philipou's recollection
that it was the adults at Terra Santa who were more struck by the unconventional
nature of Uri's apparent powers than the children. 'I suppose when something like
that happens, children don't necessarily understand it,' she reflects. 'They either
make a joke of it, or they start bullying whoever it is. In Uri's case, it was
the former. They would laugh at it. It was the children mostly who alerted me
to the clock business. In the playground I seemed to see clusters of kids around
him, and he would be doing something which they would be going ha ha ha at. But
for them, it was a game. They didn't realise that there was anything beyond the
ordinary. It was, like, he can jump five metres and I can't. What blew peoples
mind in the staffroom was this ball business and the clocks moving. But also,
he could read other people's thoughts. If they played cards or guessing games,
it was impossible to keep it from Uri, simply impossible. They just could not
win. If people were planning something that wasn't to his liking, he would know.
Of course, the children would say he guessed.'
'As with all exceptional children,' Joy Philipou summarises, 'Some people loved
him and others were jealous. But it wasn't like a persecution, as it is now, with
everyone saying he is a charlatan, because he had nothing to prove then. He was
just being himself. Every day he went to school and something new cropped up,
and he just played about. I think he was discovering his own powers, and every
time a new situation arose, he experimented with what would happen. Little by
little you establish some sort of reputation. He didn't appear to use his powers
to make people like him. The gut feeling that Uri brought out in many people was
that they felt he did have something special. If nothing else, there was that
intensity in his eyes. He has the same eyes now as he had then. I thought maybe
he was going to be a fantastic poet, because along with this intensity, there
was an understanding that was far beyond his years. If you are sensitive to Uri's
powers, this is a very powerful man.'
The young Mrs Philipou's fascination with Uri was probably exceeded by that of
the more senior Julie Agrotis, an English woman in her forties married to a Greek,
and who taught English at Terra Santa. By Uri's account, Mrs Agrotis took a more
pro-active interest in him, and he grew quite close to her.
Mrs Agrotis's interest was sparked when a story was going round the staffroom
that Uri's test papers in maths bore a striking resemblance - mistakes and all
- to those of a German boy, Gunther Konig, whom Uri sat behind. Uri says he simply
saw Gunther's answers 'on this greyish TV screen in my mind' by looking at the
back of the blond boy's head. Uri had first noticed this 'TV screen' during his
mother's card games back in Tel Aviv; it continues to be his description of how
he senses the conventionally un-seeable and un-knowable. He says images tend to
'draw themselves' on the screen rather than appear in a flash. The teachers, naturally,
assumed he was copying by normal means, and made him sit in a far corner for exams,
under individual guard. To the teachers' bafflement, the copying continued; whoever
was top in a particular subject Uri was weak in would find his answers mirrored
in Uri's. Mrs Agrotis was a popular teacher, renowned as a softie who never punished
children. She, nevertheless had to do her turn of guarding the habitual exam 'cheat'.
It was while she was doing so that Uri forgot himself one day and asked her about
some incident in the market in Nicosia which was troubling her from the day before.
She was alarmed, as she happened to be thinking about it at that moment. On another
occasion, he says, he saw the word 'doctor' on his screen and for a fleeting moment,
saw her in a doctor's surgery. He asked (a little cheekily, one would imagine)
if everything had been OK at the doctor's.
Mrs Agrotis and Uri started to have long talks together after class. It was some
while before he felt confident enough to do it, but eventually, he showed her
how he could bend a key and a spoon, and she was astonished. She did a series
of telepathy experiments with him, to what standard of rigorousness we will never
know, but they left her baffled and wondering more than any of her colleagues
just what made the boy tick. He would confide in her all his secrets, going right
back to when he was a toddler and played with bullets, imagining they were spacecraft
taking him off to distant stars. He told her about the episode in the Arabic garden,
and insisted, with a conviction which she may well have found oddly eerie and
disturbing, that he knew instinctively there was life on worlds far beyond our
solar system. She would get Uri to retell his space travel stories for the younger
children. One of the teachers, Geller recalls, brought in four broken watches
one day, which he was able to get ticking by passing his hands over each. Occasionally,
when Uri was sent to the stationary supply room on some errand, he would hear
the teachers discussing him in the staffroom. One, he recalls, would say he was
supernatural. Another would insist that whatever happened was pure co-incidence.
Other would say it was all trickery. He got a huge kick out of listening to them
arguing and asking "What is he?", since, he says, he hardly knew himself.
'I was just a normal boy with friends, except I had a bizarre weird energy coming
from me which seemed really to be mainly for entertainment purposes.'
Plenty of strange things were happening to Uri when he was alone, and he learned
not to tell anyone, not even Mrs Agrotis, about them. It was as if life was taking
him down a quite extraordinary path, but making his experiences so bizarre that
he dared not speak about them for fear of being called a liar again. Uri would
argue that what was happening now was only a taster of the weird things that would
start invading his life soon. He even speculates on whether he was being tested
in some way (or maybe testing himself) to see if he could cope with more and more
inexplicable events around him, and still maintain some credibility when he did,
selectively, make some of them known. Once, he says, he got lost on his own in
the caves and this time could not navigate his way out. He remembers praying to
God for help, and then hearing a distant barking of a dog. He followed the barking,
to find Joker had somehow made his way the three or four miles from the Pension
to find him. Another time, he was out driving in the mountains with a Hungarian
friend of his parents, who was putting a new MG through its paces. While his companion
stayed in the car, he wandered off on his own, only to find himself being held
on the ground by men with guns. He had, it seemed, stumbled upon Colonel Grivas's
secret EOKA guerrilla hide-out. He was taken to see Grivas, who, he noted quite
correctly, spoke Athenian Greek rather than the local variety. He told the terrorist,
who had a large reward on his head, he was Israeli, and seemed to strike a chord
with Grivas. He approved of the Hagannah, which Uri's father had served in, for
its struggle against the British. He, too, had fought in British uniform originally,
and was now obliged by nationalist politics to oppose his former comrades. Trusting
the boy, Grivas sent him on his way. The Hungarian was angry and worried when
Uri appeared back at the car. Where had he been? Uri told him, but he accused
him of making the story up. Uri kept his cool; it did, after all, sound ridiculous.
Why should anyone believe it? Why were all these things happening to him? And
was he destined to spend his life either keeping secrets, or suffering the frustration
of being disbelieved at every turn?
It was in the middle of his time at Terra Santa College, when he was 15, that
Uri's stepfather died. He remembers one of the brothers, Fr. Bernard, taking him
out of a class to tell him something had happened, and then receiving the news
from a friend of his mother that Ladislas had suffered a heart attack and was
not expected to live. In the car back to Nicosia, he cried, not for his stepfather,
who he had only a passing emotional bond to, but for Margaret. He realised that
his mother being on her own yet again would mean he could no longer board, and
would have to become a dayboy like Ardash. He was happy about coming to live at
home, but was immediately aware that he would become effectively the man of the
family. And he did. It was Uri who arranged to sell his father's half of a music
shop in the city, and plough the money into a starting a smaller but better Pension
Ritz in a modern villa he located on his bicycle. He organised the financial side
and the minutiae of the move, all in the middle of a civil war, and while still
a schoolboy who pedalled his cycle to school every morning. It was little wonder
that Uri Geller matured so quickly - nor that he lived to such a large extent
inside his own busy head.
Like Mrs Philipou, Mrs Agrotis lost touch with Uri after he left Cyprus and went
back to Israel at 18 - yet another of Uri's 'converts' whom, the job done as it
were, he did not feel anxious to write to. But when Geller's fame started to be
reported outside of Israel, in 1973, she wrote to a British newspaper from Nicosia.
The letter is another compelling clue that Geller was active at whatever it was
he did much earlier than is generally credited. 'Dear Sir,' the teacher, who has
since died, wrote, in response to an article which had reached her in Cyprus.
'Uri Geller was a pupil of mine for five years in Cyprus. Even while so young,
he astonished his friends at the College with his amazing feats, i.e., bent forks,
etc. The stories he told of the wonderful scientific things that could, and would,
be done by him, seem to be coming true. I for one do believe in him. He was outstanding
in every way, with a brilliant mind. Certainly, one does not meet a pupil like
him very often. Yours sincerely, (Mrs.) Julie Agrotis.'
Of course, few teenage boys or young men could countenance for very long the idea
of having psychic powers and not using them in the pursuit of the impulse which
drives most such lads most of the time. Did Uri Geller use it - paranormal powers?
oversize charisma? gift of the gab? - to help launch him into his sexual career?
Or did he not need to, nature having been especially kind to him in not spoiling
his childhood good looks during adolescence? He is not normally one to downplay
his psychic abilities, but he accords them a pretty low priority in his account
of these adventures. Perhaps saying that as far as women were concerned, he could
do very nicely on his own without paranormal intervention was no more than macho
teenage vanity on his part; perhaps it just happens to have been true. Or perhaps
he felt he would be taking unfair advantage of girls if he used whatever it was
he possessed to overcome them. Whatever, by his mid teens, Uri was simultaneously
in love with two girls, neither of them quite prepared to sleep with him. The
first was called Patty, and was the slim, blonde daughter of the coach of a baseball
team he joined down on the American military base. He was too shy to speak to
her, but she approached him, said she liked the way he played baseball, and asked
him out to a movie at the American Club. Both in shorts, they got to the cinema
late that evening and had to sit close together on a window sill to watch a film
whose name he still can't remember. She put her hand on his leg, he put his arm
round her. He was in love. They would swim together, dance and kiss, go bowling
and eat hamburgers and hot dogs. He formed a lifelong attachment, concurrent with
his love for Britain, to all things American, from the easy going lifestyle to
the material cornucopia of the PX store. At home, meanwhile, he was infatuated
with a Greek American girl over the road called Helena, who was dark and tanned
rather than blonde, but as pretty and intelligent as Patty, and more intellectual,
which appealed to Uri. He had also been too shy to speak to Helena, and had eventually
faked a ball-over-the-fence incident while he was playing with Joker. The two
got on really well. Whereas with Patty, things barely got beyond kissing, with
Helena, he pressed his case a little further, although she, as he puts it, 'was
very successful at stopping me.' As happens with forces families, Patty's dad
was called home a year or so into their romance, and Uri did not hear from her
again. He was happier with Helena anyway. And then Eva, a German dancer with short,
black hair fashionably cut and expensive perfume, happened to check in to the
pension Ritz. Late one hot afternoon, with his mother away, Eva set about
seducing the handsome, tall Israeli boy, who was listlessly watching television.
She told him it was so hot, she was going to her room to change into a swimsuit.
After a few moments, he heard her calling to him through her closed door. She
was standing he recalls, in a brief swimsuit and asking for some assistance with
a bra catch she simply couldn't close. As he was struggling, with uncharacteristic
lack of success, bearing in mind the clasp was metal, the dancer discarded the
bra entirely and pulled him down with her onto the bed. From that point on, he
relied on what he had seen on the movies and heard around and about. He admits
he was awkward. 'Please don't tell my mother about this,' he remembers blurting
out. 'I had become a man, but my emotions were those of an adolescent,' he says
today. Losing
his virginity, as so often happens, was a mixture of triumph and let-down. He
was just as enamoured with Helena before as after. 'Ay,' recalls Ardash Melemendjian
forty years later in his Yorkshire Armenian accent, 'It's true. He fell in love
with his next door neighbour. She was slightly older. Maria? Anna? Anyway, he
was madly in love with her. I used to say, "Oh come on for goodness sake,
in love. What does that mean?" He'd say, "Don't you think she's pretty?"
And I'd say, "Oh all right man everybody's pretty." I said to him, "You
save your pocket money and I'll take you to a real pretty lady. So come the time
when we had a guinea each. We peddle up on our bikes towards the American Embassy,
where there were some blocks of flats. We park our bikes underneath there, into
the lift, fourth floor, along the corridor and press on the doorbell. an old lady
comes and opens the door and says "Good afternoon boys, come in, sit down."
'Next thing, an old boy comes out with a hat with two feathers in the side, says,
"Have a good time boys," and takes his hat off and bows to us, cheerio
and off he goes. He was Greek. Obviously he'd paid Lola, had his fun and off he
went. So the next thing I know, Uri is sat there, and his knees are shaking with
nerves. I could almost hear his kneecaps rattling. It's August, scorching hot,
so he can't be cold. "What are you doing that for?" I ask. "I can't
help it. I know where we are I know what's going to happen." Next thing Lola
comes through, a big buxom blonde with lot of hair and blue eyes. "Get inside
there and undress yourself. I will be two minutes." Uri says, "You go
first. I'll see you when you come out." I'd already paid my guinea to the
madame, and so off I went. I said to him before I went, "If you're not here
when I come back , I'll have your guts for garters, you'll be in big trouble."
"Right, OK," he says. Two minutes later I am out and he's in. Two minutes
later, he's out with the biggest cheesy grin on his face. "Yes," he
says, "I can't wait to save my next guinea." We can't have been more
than 14, 15 years old. She must have been old enough to be my mum. But you don't
think about those nitty gritty things when you're that age, do you? An anyway,
he wasn't in love after that with the girl next door, the one called Maria or
Anna. I think about it sometimes and the only conclusion I come to is that we
had a very happy childhood.'
The encounter with Lola - which Uri's account of is almost identical to Ardash's,
apart from Uri thinking it was a year or so later and remembering Lola's fee as
ten shillings, not a guinea - affected Uri quite deeply. 'Helena and Patty they
were the girls I really loved, but they were not really women that I would remember
clearly. They really left no impression. Funnily, it was Lola, the prostitute
who left an impression. Also, the German girl who seduced me. Having real sex
was the first time I felt passion and the real, sexual urge. Those are the moments
you don't forget.'
So did the young Uri use his talents to help him with women? 'I don't think I
could quite understand my powers then. If I knew then what I know today through
life and experience, I would have probably sent my powers of telepathy to their
mind and tried to seduce them and try and alter their thinking towards me. I would
have tried at least to use it. I didn't need to, though, because I was basically
a relatively good looking guy. There was a stage when I was heavy, but I was always
courteous and polite and nice to everyone, and they liked me for what I am. Now,
I did telepathy, and I would bend things for their parents, who would instantaneously
take a liking to me. So I would use my powers to impress not only girls but generally
people around me, because I knew that the result was always positive. When you
are surprised and astonished and bewildered about someone, you tend to want to
talk to that person more, or be around that person more, find out about that person
more. And that was very easy for me to achieve.'
There was a whole other side to Uri's extraordinary teenage activities on that
all-liberating bicycle, which Uri's friend Ardash was not privy to. After Uri
and his mother had moved to the new pension, the hotel business took a downturn.
The warfare was becoming so intense and the curfews so frequent that foreign entertainers
and theatrical companies were giving Nicosia a miss for the meanwhile. The new
pension was, however, close to the Israeli consulate, and attracted a few business
visitors from Israel. One such was a tall, well-built man in the grain buying
business, Yoav Shacham. Uri became friendly with Shacham. He enjoyed speaking
Hebrew with an interesting man, who also knew judo and offered to teach him some.
But while they were practising moves, Uri says he had the feeling that Shacham
was more than a grain buyer. He used to get mail from all over the world, and
moreover, Uri believed he could see on his mental screen his friend practising
with firearms and working with documents in some way. it occurred to the teenager
that Shacham was a spy - something which appealed intensely to his cinema-honed
imagination.
One afternoon, Uri had to go into the loft, and found himself above Shacham's
room, from where he could hear a conversation with definite espionage overtones.
Through a peephole in the ceiling, he saw Shacham with a middle aged Egyptian,
who he gathered from the conversation lived in Israel. The two were poring over
and photographing documents, which Uri could see were in Arabic. The men were
speaking quietly about such matters as the Egyptian Army, something happening
in the Sudan and some business concerning agricultural machinery. Uri was thrilled
and excited. The dramatic Israeli connection stirred him, and somehow, knowing
Shacham was a secret agent made Uri want to tell him all the more; confiding in
nice Mrs Agrotis was one thing, but telling a real Mossad agent was the stuff
of his dreams come true. 'I wanted to share the secret of the powers with someone
I didn't know too well,' he explains.
When Uri told Shacham what he suspected he was, the agent, as might be expected
was horrified, and probably quite ashamed that he had failed so amateurishly to
cover his tracks. He confirmed that Uri was correct, and appealed to his young
countryman's patriotism to keep it totally to himself. Heaven knows what Shacham
thought when the boy he had just been obliged to entrust his deadly important
secret to, said that he for his part was the possessor of inexplicable, magical
powers. The Mossad man did not seem too pleased.
Uri asked him to think of numbers, which he guessed correctly each time. He made
Shacham's watch hands move. Shacham invited him out for a walk. Uri told him as
they walked that he would do anything to spy for Israel too. Shacham explained
that he was far too young, but then truly put his life in Uri's hands and said,
'You can help me.' There started a routine whereby, whenever Shacham was away
from Cyprus, Uri would cycle to the Post office in Nicosia to pick up his friend
Yoav's mail from the post restante box and deliver it to a specific party at the
Israeli consulate. He loyally told no one what he was doing, but made the possible
mistake for a spy, albeit a schoolboy one, of beginning to wear while on his missions
an Israeli insignia his father had won. The consulate contact zoomed in on it,
asking gently whose it was. Uri merrily told him about his father being a sergeant
in the Tank Corps. The contact smoothly extracted every detail from Uri. Back
in Israel, Tibor came home to find his apartment had been almost taken apart by
intruders, although nothing was stolen. He had no idea what had happened. The
Mossad, it seemed, had wanted to warn Uri gently through his father that everything
was OK - but that he was playing with the big boys, now. Yoav and Uri, his unpaid
courier, meanwhile became close friends. Uri met his fiancee, Tammi, and he promised
Uri that when he had finished his military service at 21, he would gladly help
him get into the secret service.
If it was completely impossible for Uri to reveal any of this to his friends or
family, one arena at least did present itself in which he could show off. It became
known in Nicosia not that George Geller could bend spoons with the power of his
mind, but that he had uncommon motivational skills. 'The pension was also used
sometimes by football managers and one of them was a Hungarian trainer who came
from Hungary to train a local Cypriot team. And he used to take me every Saturday
to the dressing room to psyche the football players up. When I learned I could
influence a football team, that was great because it meant to me that I could
also teach people. I also think I helped motivate a Cypriot basketball team I
played for. The first time I got into a newspaper was with that team. My name
appeared about a millimetre high, George Geller, with a picture of me running.
It was a big deal to have your name in the paper. I think they felt that part
of my powers rubbed onto them and that when they ran out there they had the energy.
Who knows?'
As with all Israelis as Uri approached 18 and the end of school, there was no
doubt what the next three years would bring for him - army service. He was more
than happy about this. Although he had only been to Israel to see his father twice
during the seven years in Cyprus, father and son were still close, and Uri's twin
male role models were now his father and Yoav Shacham, both men of action. After
Margaret was widowed, Tibor had been over to stay in the new hotel, and husband
and ex-wife were on quite good terms too. While Uri's immediate ambition, therefore,
was to be a soldier, and then serve Israel as a spy, Margaret inevitably had more
conventional hopes for her only child. 'I would have very much liked him to become
either a singer, or a lawyer,' she says today. 'But as the main occupation, a
lawyer. For he is certainly eloquent enough, thank God.' But would the Israeli
secret service be too covert, too low profile for a boy whose biggest thrills
came from hearing himself talked about in the school staffroom, and seeing his
name in microscopic type in the local paper? His excitement since childhood at
performing in front of an audience, his naturally extrovert personality and his
contact with showbusiness types at the pension combined to give him a strong impetus,
curious alongside the desire to be a secret agent, to be a performer in adulthood.
Additionally, the violent circumstances of Cyprus in the Fifties and early Sixties
had triggered in Geller a quirky (although hardly unusual) interest in the ghoulish.
'Seeing death
everywhere, seeing people being blown up and shot and body parts interfered a
lot with my psyche,' he admits. One of his first experiences in Cyprus was of
seeing a young British soldier walking along a street with his young daughter
on his shoulders, and a Greek gunman coming out of a doorway and shooting the
man in the back. He was deeply sorry for the man and the child, but was equally
affected by seeing the tragedy in a less predictable way. 'Witnessing someone
getting killed when you are only 12 or 13, and daily waking up and opening the
papers and seeing pictures taken in morgues becomes a very powerful influence
on your mind. There is one picture that haunts me even today. A whole Greek family
was slaughtered in a village, and their bodies were thrown into a bath tub.'
Because of this slightly macabre tendency, he was fascinated by another picture
in a book of a half rotted-away ancient Egyptian mummy. Much later, when he was
in the army, he took a photograph, along with all the usual soldier's mementoes
of his friends atop tanks and so on, of the top half of an Egyptian soldier in
the desert, blown apart and burned black, his hands clawing at the air. He still
has the tiny print among dozens of bags and boxes of family photos.
'My dream as a young man was to become a horror film actor. there was a whole
morbid side to my fantasises. I loved monster movies. My favourite one was Tarantula
[a 1955 black and white film about scientists creating a giant spider which rampages
through the desert] When I was a boarder at Terra Santa, they took us to see it.
For weeks afterward, I was frightened to death in the dormitory by the monsters
I thought were lurking in there. It was something that I built in my mind. It
went to such an extent that I saw a comic at the American Club with an advertisement
for these rubber horror masks and I ordered one from America. It took ages to
come, but when it did, it was my most important possessions. It had big bulgy
eyes, big white teeth, blood dripping on its face and warts and all that. I used
to scare people. I loved scaring my mother's friends. I even went to one of those
automatic photo machines with it on. It was a real fascination with horror. Boris
Karloff and Peter Lorre were my heroes, in a way. That was what I thought would
make me famous - being a horror actor. I knew there was something that could make
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