As
you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any
woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does.
So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All
patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front
of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they
think its okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to
show support for all American women.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.
The
American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.
If
you don't send this to at least 5 people you're a terrorist
sympathizing lily-livered coward and are in the position of posing as
a national threat!
James