MICHAEL SHEAFOR EVERY TATTER IN ITS MORTAL DRESSAn aged man is but a paltry
thing --A rag of flesh upon a stick, unlessSoul clap its hands and sing, and
louder singFor every tatter in its mortal dress!--W.B. YeatsWHEN I CAME OUT OF
THE pawnbroker's, I found that a little old man had chainedhis leg to the rim
of one of my pushcart's wheels."Rat crap!" I shouted, "What is this?"The old
man looked down at the cobblestones stubbornly. Silence.It was near sunset. At
the precise moment the sun sank, I was supposed to be atthe palisades to meet
my zounce connection. The old man stood still as Isearched his pockets, and
somehow managed to ignore me completely while I didit. He had no key.Let him
be damned, I decided. After my connection I would find a smith. I shovedoff
the cart and we set out down Sevens Lane. The wheel the little old man
waschained to gave a regular jolt as it went over the iron collar."You might
at least have chained it to a spoke," I snarled, merely to relieve myfeelings,
for I knew words wouldn't affect him. He marched along still ignoringme.We
turned on Wraith, where I spared a moment to hustle the fishwife to buy oneof
the rings I'd just got from the pawnbroker. She wrinkled the wartless half
ofher nose."Frippery. What about pictures?""Five lictors for a scintillating
deck of twelve.""Bah!" shouted the little old man, startling both of us. "I've
viewed them,madam. Softcore cartoonery. Not a hard-on in the lot."The fishwife
spat on the ground and bought two decks. We started off again, thewheel still
limping. "A smith will soon set us right," I told him. "Impudence!Why is all I
ask. What am I to you?"Of course he didn't answer, or even glance at me. And
after some moments Idecided: why struggle? Soon I would cut him loose.
Meanwhile, in civilconversation, something might be gained from him -- a bit
of news, some arcanefact, an anecdote. For I always try to approach situations
constructively. Isearched for a topic. After a minute I said:"Ah well, the
world does go oddly on. Perhaps you can confirm what I've heard --they say
that Death is back in the vicinity, and perhaps even in the town."The old man
shivered in the dark breeze."When was he here last?" I continued. "Not since
last spring, a full year ago,it seems to me."This got an answer, though the
old man didn't seem to be addressing it to me:"Death was here two months
gone," he told his feet. "At the Smugglers Hallduring the winter dramas. He
slew full half the guild.""Just so," I said. "And now I think, he came in the
fall as well. Yuley Wiperthe herdsman and all his flock were found scattered
through the highest branchesof the trees round Pastor's Common.""He came twice
in the summer," the little old man said with a quick glancebehind him. "At
second sowing he came in the form of a dream contagious to theold. And then
again at early harvest he came as a pennyballad man, and soldlove-songs with
fiend-summoning spells imbedded in the lyrics. Nubile girlssuffered most."We
turned down Firkitt, which the dusk made crookeder with shadows. The littleold
man was terribly skinny. He seemed almost to vibrate slightly, like a
hollowreed in the wind. I suddenly felt that death had been a tactless topic,
and wassilent.But after a short time, as we neared the palisades, the little
old man sniffedthe sea air with gusto. Flinging out his arms he embraced the
world at large."This is the choicest style of life!" he exclaimed. "To move
about! Tocirculate! It is a marvelous stimulant to the mind. It aids
digestion, andpromotes ample and regular bowel movements. In truth I've always
felt it," heconcluded admiringly to himself. "I've always scorned the
sedentary and theconstipated. I've made the right move!"We had reached the
palisades. My cart roiled smooth as a boat over the grass ofthe cliff top,
which softened the wheel's limp. I felt high in advance, steeringamong the
tree trunks toward the brink of the grassy cliff, with the leaves ofthe
pungent silvergum rattling and splashing in the wind, all gilded.The sun was
two-thirds sunk, and there leaned Kirp against a cliffside treeahead. I leaned
blithely on my rudder, coasted in and docked near, so to speak,the little old
man bobbing alongside. I snapped down the cart's kickstand, andtold him:
"Kindly sit on this side of the cart. View the sea." I pointed towhere it
stumbled in, two hundred feet below. "We will be off again instantly."Then I
stepped over to Kirp."I managed four knuckles of excelsior," he
said."Princely! What sum?""Nine lictors and a double deck of illos.""Equally
princely, alas. So be it."At this point the little old man, straining the
length of his chain, howled atus from less than a yard away: "ZOUNCE??
ZOW-W-WNCE? THUGS! HELP! HELP!DEGENERATES!" And pointed at us in horror.Kirp
looked wildly around -- the palisades are never empty. The four knuckleswhich
had not yet left his hand, like suddenly live coals, he flung from thecliff.
Glaring outrage at me, he fled.I recall the little old man's face--the only
thing I could bring to focus in mydismay. His jaw still flapped on a broken
spring of outrage, and he grew calmonly after he had gasped one grim
consummating ZOUNCE locking me up, as it were.By the time things had focused
more, I was sitting near a tree, hugging myknees. My legs had ceased their
struggle to reach the little old man, but he wasnot yet safe. I rallied my
raging heart:"Naturally you feel disturbed. You planned to tour the stars
tonight on wings ofzounce. Instead you will go to the smithy, to dinner, and
to bed. You have beenrobbed of a miraculous night, perhaps one of those
irreplaceable high pointsallotted to you by your calendar." My heart agreed
and blazed within me."Consider this old man," I tried again. "There he
crouches, half shod, groominghis crooked toes. Though more goatish,
complacent, and officious than most men,surely he is like many another whom
senility has made vapid and spiteful.Undeniably, he is a man like others then,
and as such, possesses values...views.He approves of the peripatetic life. He
disapproves of zounce and those whosnort it.""Chained as he is," my heart
replied, "he'll be assumed your slave. No one willquestion your swift
amputation of his leg.""Fool!" I sternly chided. "Let it pass. Call the zounce
undestined. We arewell-heeled with time. He is a pauper near the end of his
hours. And, we'll soonbe free of him."So I shoved off to find a smith. The
little old man had to hop like a cricket tokeep up.But the divorce failed. The
smith, swearing windily, fractured two chisels and asledgehammer on the
unscathed chain, then he charged me the standard wizard'sconsultation fee,
indicating that recourse to a wizard was the method ofspell-unbinding
universally preferred outside the fraternity of those who walkaround
ass-first. The old man warmly confirmed that the chain had a spell on it,as he
had said himself from the first. The difficulty lay, he portentouslyassured
the smith, in trying to tell anyone anything these days. When we left
hepresented the smith with a deck of illos from my cart, exiting with
jovialdisclaimers.The next day I spent learning that my two cartwheels were
unique in all thecity, and no spare existed to substitute for the wheel he was
chained to. Onlythe radical surgical solution remained -- a loathsome work. I
resolved to wait awhile in the hope of alternatives.Thus, since my livelihood
had to roll, we went my rounds, and he met mycustomers. Some he liked, and for
these he often proclaimed fifty percentdiscounts from my stated price,
pressing my merchandise on them heartily. Thosehe disliked he utterly ignored,
slouching nearby during the sale, and emittingunmuffled flatulences from time
to time, to emphasize that he considered himselfalone.Still it was just
bearable, and I might have wavered to my ruin, for my pursecould not long
withstand him. But on the third night, as I copulated strenuouslywith the
fishwife's comely niece, I beheld the little old man crouched atchain's end in
my tent's doorway, our avid audience with both hands employed --one of them in
holding up the tent flap. That dawn I wheeled us out of town onthe north
highway, determined to sunder us. He had already ruined two of my bestnights,
and soured three potentially good days. If I did not act he would justkeep on
whittling down my life with his senile interferences.Still I couldn't actually
get out the sword and strike. It was too revolting. Hewas ruinous to my life,
but still hadn't done anything to me as directly ordeliberately hurtful as
hewing off my leg. On we limped up the north road -- 1plodding with arms
paralyzed and feeling the sky begin to lean on me in mybondage like a huge
stone.Meanwhile the little old man didn't like our whereabouts. Trying tact
first, hestarted out by grumbling, asking himself loudly where that idiot was
driving usnow, and had he forgotten our customers -- all as if I lived
upstairs, andoverhearing, would take the hint. I kept plodding.So he addressed
me directly, but in voice only, staring ahead, his words asidewards nudge he
was no party to:"Turn us back to the city. This trekking wastes my
strength."It suddenly came home to me that only in the zounce panic, and again
as I'dhumped the fishwife's niece, had the old man ever looked straight at me.
So Iwatched the road and said aloud to myself:"Son of a turd, why does the old
fart jabber so?""Plunderers watch roads like this." He was still looking
ahead."Ah the open sky!" I exclaimed. "Surely I will walk forever! Farewell
sour urbantoil, I'll not be soon returning!""Plunderers take their daily bread
from such roads as this, where a body is somuch more conspicuous and easy to
spy out. A man has nothing that can't betaken, and appetites for every part of
him hunt and thrive on just such roads asthis." He still didn't see me, and I
decided I was mute until he did.He went on:"It's a bitter damned injustice. My
life takes up almost no space at all.Younger lives are full of roomy comers
going to waste. But the damned FoulSnarler hounds me for the very footprints I
stand on! I'm snatched blind andbald and still I'm hunted for my rags and my
paltry budget of hours." He wasmoved to a greater fear -- by his own words or
something he heard, I could nottell -- and this at last made him look at me.He
squinted up with a terror remote from me, as if my face was a dangerous
crackin a high ceiling. His runny eyes gauged the threat without believing his
voicecould alter it. "We're in danger here," he said. "I'm a besieged man.
Haven't Iwith the greatest pains stayed strictly in unused nooks of your life?
In itsclosets and service-porch? Humbly in its basement?""Emphatically not," I
cried. "You crowd me from the parlor floor of my life! Yougorge yourself in
its kitchen and sprawl grunting in its bedroom."He looked down the road ahead
and now I could tell he was straining his ears. Hespoke with both voice and
eyes again withdrawn:"My body shrinks every year. Scant flesh and dry bones. A
trifle. An alleycatcould step over me even when I'm standing up. Obstacle? But
talk can't help. Wemust turn back." His fear made him shrink in closer to the
cartwheel, even as heunresistingly kept my pace up this road he dreaded to
walk. I suddenly knew,with certainty, that I owned him. It is well known that
anchoring spells oftenentail a clause of enchattlement, and render the
Anchored the property of theAnchorage m myself in this case.My alternative had
appeared, fruit of my forbearance. He would submissivelychange hands in legal
sale. I glanced him over. He was rheumy, rambling, feeble.But I might just get
the price of a new wheel custom made -- far beyond my meansafter what I'd had
to pay the smith. The old man could then be sawn loose, andthe new owner could
use the undamaged chain as a leash, an added bonus. Still myheart misgave me:
who would pay even this relatively small sum for a man sosmall and old?And
then ahead of us, just by the road, there was a thin man sitting by a fire.On
the grass beside where he sat lay hundreds of pieces of baggage, in largepiles
and smaller stacks -- trunks, chests, casks, hatboxes, valises, crates.The
little old man fell dead still and crouched even lower behind the wheel,though
still obediently keeping pace.We drew up to the thin stranger. He had black
eyes, a pale disappointed face,and a very wide level mouth. He said:"Whose
life is that sneaking along under the shadow of yours?""Why, do you not see
him here with his chain, this little old man?""Indeed, I do make him out now,"
the stranger said, "despite the glare of yourgreater energy. I note his chain
has a spell on it. You cling tightly to whatseems a feeble, slight property.
Or could it be he clings to you?""He to me. Though I own him, he made himself
my chattel. But as he neithershares my views nor craves my conversation, his
motive in doing so remainsobscure to me.""You find it so?" the stranger asked
with remote courtesy. He focused on thelittle old man with a visible dilation
of his eyes' black centers. The littleold man pressed right against the now
still wheel, looking back at the strangerfor a moment, and then stubbornly
withdrawing his eyes to the ground. Thestranger drooped slightly his pale
lids. Instantly I recognized the drowsyapathy of a browser who has seen
something he must possess. He looked at me andindicated a campchair (which I
had not noticed) beside the fire."Warm yourself against the morning chill, my
friend," he said.I accepted, trying to radiate the stranger's own languid
amity, though the chairwas disturbingly cold to my posteriors and remained so,
while the fire's heathad a way of dodging around my hands, forcing me nearly
to touch it for anywarmth, with a result of constant burns on my cold fingers.
I praised his choiceof a campsite. It was too close to the road, he answered
modestly. I said that Ifor one preferred roadside camps over all others, as
the least reclusive."My friend," said the stranger, sitting forward, "I would
touch a matterpersonal to you -- your chattel there.""You mean my pushcart?""I
mean the old man," and he smiled a little smile of anger which dispersed
onlyslowly, like a smoke, into the black vaults under his drowsy lids. Somehow
dueto this smile, certainty clear and full now came to me about where it was I
sat.I must make a killing now, I reflected. It is said that each man's
calendarfeatures one and only one truly open portal to wealth. This was surely
mine. Butneither did I dare show a completely outrageous greed. It seemed
clear that thiswas not the stranger's day with me -- but if outraged he might
violate mycalendar and cancel it altogether. A grave act, but the stranger's
lawlessnessis known."Your honor," I said, "I will lay aside ploys which can
only insult you, andspeak concisely. I will gladly sell you yon little old man
for ten thousanddhroons in gold specie, but this price is not subject to
debate.""I am sure you speak jocosely," said the stranger with an elegant
smile. "Thesum you name was paid but once in history for a slave, and he was a
wizard inhis prime with four hundred years of prodigies left in him. What you
sell is ahusk, an asthmatic skeleton of straw whose death is thirteen years
past due.Quite droll, most amusing. What is your serious price? A half
dhroon?""My deep apologies, your honor, but I know with whom I deal. You are a
gluttonwith the wealth of empires. It is well known how you especially crave
those who,however briefly, have eluded you. You must and will pay what I
demand.""How if instead, my friend" -- he gently touched my knee and stared
into my eyes-- "how if instead I pay you by withholding -- now -- my hand from
your nakedheart, by forbearing -- now -- to snatch the soul from your frame
and send itwheeling through blizzards of thorns in darkness?" His eyes made
mine feel likea pair of locks being picked. I said quickly:"Neither of us is
given you on this day or you'd have taken us instantly. Theold man's mine to
give, and he's quickly given, for a price that is truly asnothing to you." My
knee where his hand touched it was freezing cold and feltlike an icy wound
that my life had already started draining out of. He studiedme and the black
centers of his eyes drowned out all the rest of my eyesight."Agreed," he said
quietly. "Bring me a coffer or the like."I brought him a pair of leather
shoulder-bags such as pilgrims use. Over one ofthese he shook his pale hands
and coins rattled against the bottom. He filledboth bags in this way."My
profound thanks," I said. "How is the transfer accomplished?""Relinquish him
at heart and utter any clear statement of transference."Naturally I felt at
this point how ironic it was. If the old man had been asked,he would have
chosen amputation over the alternative I'd found for him. Still Ihad meant to
spare him. Luck had given him a bad first bidder, but after all hewas a
parasite and I owed him no further efforts. My heart had already yieldedhim
promptly, and now that my mind was caught up I said:"I make wholly yours this
old man's life."The stranger got up and went to the cart. The old man's
crouched legs strained,bones and tendons stark, but without producing movement
beyond a shivering ofhis meager shoulders. The stranger crushed the chain in
half with one hand, andwith the other plucked up the old man by the
neckscruff, kittenwise, though thestranger was the taller by no more than a
foot. With his free hand he peeled theclothes off the old man, bringing him to
the fireside.He bound his hands behind, and bound his ankles. Then laying him
by, thestranger took up a stick and began to scatter out the coals of his fire
andthis, instead of thinning them, made the embers thicker and redder. He
spreadthem till he'd laid out a hot shimmering bed six feet wide, then
drovefork-topped sticks into the ground at either end."A dodger of great
reputation," he said as he worked. "As I let slip, he hasescaped me these
thirteen years. When I came on his just day, he bit my hand asI reached for
his life, while his soul got away in a scream which I lost amidthe noises of
the city outside." The stranger picked up a pole which suddenlylay in the
grass, and passed it behind the little old man, between his arms andlegs. He
set this spit upon the forked supports, and the old man sagged fromwrists and
ankles, his ribs swelled with agony over the coals, his yellowed hairshrinking
to singed brown stubble. With a howl of pain he emptied his bladder
--astonishing volumes of piss crackled and stank on the embers."Pagh!" shouted
the stranger. "You've turned my stomach, senile worm!" Hesnatched up the spit
and unbound the little old man, and laid him shaking on thegrass.The stranger
took a suitcase from the nearest stack and set it on the ground bythe old man.
Producing a small ring of keys from his waistcoat, the strangeropened the
case, which looked just big enough to hold the old man if you foldedhim a
couple of times.But what the old man did in fact was unfold. That heap of
shaking bones sprangstraight up off the ground, plucked the keys from the
stranger's fingers, andfell back -- not to the grass, but into the open
suitcase. The whole of hissprawling, failing body plunged neatly in, and the
suitcase banged shut.The stranger threw himself on the suitcase, and hammered
on it as on a door setinto the earth. His blows echoed widely underground,
where nothing stirred.A long time passed as he lay there. I shifted my gold
quietly behind me, out ofview. Slowly, the stranger got to his feet. Facing to
the north, he flung outhis arm, and a wind began to blow against his heaps of
baggage. All of it --chests, tubs, bales, and trunks -- tumbled away as light
as dead leaves beforethis breeze, and rustling softly, moved in a roiling
flock up the road. Thestranger looked back at the suitcase, which alone hadn't
blown away, and then atme."He's sealed my own gates against me," he said.
"He's locked up his death andleft it by a back door. That miserable, mulish
scrap of soul." The stranger'svoice was a desolation matched only by the
chasms in his eyes. But it wasn'tanguish only. He was also impressed. I was
sure of it. So I took a plunge."Your honor. Your honor, listen. Give me some
luck. Match the heroism of thedeparted, and show heroic liberality in
defeat."He looked at me for a long time, stroking his lower lip. "Excellent,"
he saidquietly. "I will give you luck. Your luck will be in the sealed door of
yourslave's escape. Let no day pass without putting your ear to the suitcase.
Forthe most part you will hear perhaps nothing, perhaps cryptic echoes. But
therewill be one day when you will get your luck, for you will hear a warning
tellingyou I am coming on the following day.""My luck is one day's
notice?""Just so.""My sincere thanks," I said firmly. I was disappointed, but
did not want to seemchurlish. It was more luck than none at all.I watched him
out of sight, his baggage tumbling before him across the plain,himself a
smaller and ever smaller shape, but always of a blackness so perfecthe seemed
a hole, a leak in the scenery through which it all -- all the wide skyand
rolling earth -- might swiftly drain and vanish utterly away. Then I loadedthe
suitcase on the wagon, and went my own way.Through the years it has proved a
weighty burden, that suitcase -- far morevexing than the old man himself.For
of course, it holds me thrall. I must crouch and lay my ear to it everymorning
without fail -- to hearken for my warning. I must do this though I'velearned
to curse and scorn the brief and pointless prescience the case containsfor me.
I am living off my interest now, and life is good, but this baggage offutile
foreknowledge that I bear is more a torment than anything else.I would long
past have hurled it from a cliff into the sea, but for...somethingelse. For I
have yet to hear my warning sound within it, but neither have I yetheard only
silence.It seems the old man, in the rush of his escape, left some kind of
inner doorajar behind him. And from that inner door there is a faint leakage
of ...sounds,echoing in the case's tomblike hollowness. The old man, it seems,
passed to someOther Country, and left its gate agape, and now I hear the
rumors drifting out-- the faint and ragged cheers of distant multitudes...the
shout of surf onrocks...a voice, unearthly sweet, that sings while thousands
weep...and othervoices boldly raised in dialogue that I can almost
decipher.From time to time, at odd moments during the day or night, my hand
darts out andgrabs the air. I do this because I am seeing again the old man's
fingers as theyplucked the key from Death's. So quick and fierce it was, that
old man's hand!Will my hand prove as quick and fierce as his?