MAN-KZIN           WARS         V

        Created by

        Larry Niven

       with

        Jerry Pournelle

        S.M. Stirling

       &

        Thomas T. Thomas
        MAN-KZIN WARS V

        This is a work of fiction. All the characters and events portrayed in
this book are fictional, and any resemblance to real people or incidents is
purely coincidental.
        Copyright ~ 1992, by Larry Niven

        All rights reserved, including the right to reproduce this book or
portions thereof in any form.
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        CONTENTS

           IN THE HALL OF THE MOUNTAIN KING,
           Jerry Pournelle & S.M. Stirling            7

            HEY DIDDLE DIDDLE, Thomas T. Thomas      203


           IN THE HALL OF THE MOUNTAIN KING

        Jerry Pournelle
        S.M. Sterling

        Copyright ~ 1992 by Jerry Pournelle & S.M. Stirling
        ù Prologue

        Durvash the tnuctipun knew he was dying. The thought did not bother
him overmuch-he was a warrior of a peculiar and desperate kind and had never
expected to survive the War-but the consciousness of failure was far worse
than the wound along his side.
       Breath rasped harsh between his fangs. Thin fringed lips drew back
from them, fledged with purple blood from his injured airsac. Unbending will
kept all fourteen digits splayed on the rough rock; the light gravity of this
world helped, as well. Cold wind hooted down from the heights, plucking at
him until he came to a crack that was deep enough for a leg and an arm; the
long flexible fingers on both wound into irregularities, anchoring him. He
turned his head back down into the valley and closed both visible-light eyes,
opening the third in the center of his forehead and straining against the
dark into the depths of the valley. Yes. Multiple heat-sources in the
thrintun-size range, and there were no large endothermic animals on this
world. Nothing but thrintun and their slaves and foodyeast in the oceans and
huge bandersnatch worms to convert it into protein.
        Light-headed, Durvash giggled at that. There had been bandersnatch on
this world, until the supposedly nonsentient worms had all turned on their
thrint masters one day. Just as the sunflowers that guarded Slaver estates
had all focused their beams inward. A thousand other surprises had happened
that day; two centuries before Durvash was born, at the beginning of

8
        the War. The Slavers had never suspected, never suspected that the
tnuctipun engineers had devised a barrier against their telepathic hypnosis,
never suspected that the tnuctipun fleet that vanished into space when the
Slavers found their homeworld would return one day. Thrint were fewer now.

        So are tnu~›un, he thought, sobering; it did not do to depend on
Slaver stupidity anymore. Most of the very stupid ones had died early in the
conflict, along with a dozen thrintun slave species. The survivors were
desperate. The information he had weaseled out ofthe base on this world was
proof of that.
        Durvash continued scanning, straining his eye up into the lower
electromagnetic spectra. Over a dozen thrintun were toiling up the slopes
below him. They had slave trackers-a species of borderline sapience but very
sensitive noses-and hand weapons, and a powered sled with limited flight
capabilities. He drew his sidearm, a round ball of energy with a handle, and
whispered to it. The tool writhed and settled into a pistol-shape; he spoke
instructions and an aiming-grid opened out above it. The map of the valley
showed geological fault lines, but he would have to be very careful.

        A word marked a spot on the map. "Twenty nanoseconds," he said, and
turned to jam his head against the rock and squeeze all three eyes shut.
Holding the weapon behind him he pulled the trigger. It would fire only for
the specified time, on the specified spot . . . whuump. CRACK Hot air blasted
at him, slamming him back and forth, until broken shards of bone in his
thorax gnawed at the edges of his breathing-sac. Automatic reflex clamped his
nostril shut and made him want to curl into a ball, but tnuctipun had evolved
as arboreal carnivores on a world of very active geology. They had a well-
founded instinct about hanging on tight when the ground shook. Then
        THE HALLOF THE MOUNTAIN KING 9

        rock groaned all around him, loud enough almost to drown out the
sound of a falling mountainside across the valley, megatons of mass
avalanching down on the river and the thrint hunters.
        Total matter-energy conversion is a very active thing, even if only
for twenty nanoseconds in a limited space.
        Instinct kept his digits clamped tight on rock and weapon. When he
woke again, he thought it was night for a moment. Then he realized it was
only blackness before his eyes, and the pain began. It came and went in
waves, in time to the thundering in his resonator membranes; his neck hurt
from the loudness of it. Durvash spat blood and phlegm and growled deep in
his throat. He crawled up the rock, crawled and crawled until he left a broad
dark smear on the stone, fresh trail for the thrint hunters that would
follow. He almost missed the cover of his hidehole.
        Opening it was more pain, the pain of fill consciousness to tap out
the code sequence. By the time he reached the end of the tunnel bored through
the mountain and sank into the control chamber of the tiny spaceship, he was
whimpering for his mother. He made it, though, and slapped a palm down on the
controls. Medical sensors sedated him and began the process of healing as
best they could; other machines activated remote eyes and prepared to lift
off as soon as practical.
        I made it, he knew, as pain lifted and darkness drifted down.
Compensators whined as the ship lifted. We can stop Suicide Night.
        Halfway around the planet a single unwinking eye looked down on a
display. A hand like a three-fingered mechanical grab touched controls.

        "Launch a Godfist at these coordinates," the thrint officer rasped,
his tendrils clenched tight to his mouth in determination.        10
        Manikin V

        "Master-" the three-armed slave technician said in agitation. A
Godfist was a heavy bombardment weapon, a small spaceship in itself with a
high-level computer, and well-armed for self-defence. The warhead held nearly
a kilogram of antimatter. After it landed there would be very little left of
the continent.
        OBEY; the thrint commanded. The Power clamped down brutally; the
Slaver could feel the technician's acute desire to be elsewhere.
        I wish I were elsewhere too, the thrint thought bitterly, watching
the Godfist lift on the remote screens. I wish I were at the racetrack or
with a female. I wish I were canals and teach home with Mother.
        "What does it matter?" he said to the air. "We're all going to die
anyway." In about twenty years; the garrison here was to withdraw and leave
only the foodyeast-supervisor quite soon. Dubious if they would make it to
the next thrint-held system, anyway. The Power was of little use in a space
battle against shielded tnuctipun vessels. "At least this powerlosssucking
muctipun spy will die before us."
        As it turned out, he was wrong.

       CHOW

        Mixed crowd tonight, Harold thought, as he watched Suuomalisen's
broad and dissatisfied back push through the crowd and the beaded curtain
over the entrance. Sweat stained the fat man's white linen suit, and a haze
of smoke hung below the ceiling as the fresher system fought overstrain. The
screened booths along the walls and the tables around the sunken dance-floor
were crowded, figures writhing there to the musicomp's Meddlehoffer beat, a
three-deep mob along the long brass-railed bar. Blue uniforms of the United
Nations Space Navy, gray-green of the Free Wunderland forces, gaudy-glitzy
dress of civilian hangers-on and the new civilian elite of ex-guerrillas and
war profiteers grown rich on contracts and confiscated collabo properties.
Drinking, eating, talking, doing business ranging from the romantic to the
economic, or combinations; and most were smoking as well. Some of the
xenosophont customers would be uncomfortable in the extreme; Homo satins
sapiens is almost unique in its ability to tolerate tobacco.
        Tough, he decided. Outside the holosign would be floating before the
brick: HAROLD'S TERRAN BAR: A WORLD ON ITS OWN. Below that in lower-case
print: humans only. The fat man had chosen to ignore that m his brief spell
as quasi-owner, and Harold agreed with the decision. The sign had been a
small raised finger to the kzinti during the occupation years; now that
humans ruled the Alpha Centauri system again, anyone who could pay was
welcome. There were even        12 Ma+Kzin Wars V
        a depressed-looking pair of kzin in a booth offat the far corner, the
hiss-spit-snarl of the Hero's Tongue coming faintdy through their privacy
screen. That was the only table not crowded, but quarter-ton felinoid
carnivores did not make for brash intrusion.
        But it's a human hangout, and if the aliens can't like it, they can
go elsewhere, he decided.
        "Glad to see the last of him, boss," the waitress said, laying a
platter and a stein in front of him. "I'd rather work for a kzin."
        "Good thing you didn't have to, then," Harold said, a grin creasing
his basset-hound features between the jug ears. Suuomalisen had bought under
the impression-correct-that Harold was on the run from the collaborationist
government, right towards the end of the kzinti occupation. He had also been
under the impression-false-that he was buying a controlling interest; in
fact, the fine print had left real control with a consortium of employees. He
had been glad to resell back to the original owner, and at a tasty profit for
Harold.
        Akvavit, beer chaser, and plate of grilled grumblies with dipping
sauce called; he added a cigarette and decided the evening was nearly
complete.
        "Completely complete," he murmured, as his wife joined him; he stood
and bowed over a hand.
        "What's complete?" she said. Ingrid SchotterYarthkin was tall,
Belter-slim; the strip-cut of her hair looked exotic above the evening gown
she wore to oversee the backroom gambling operation.
        "Life, sweetheart."

        "At seventy-three?" she said; Wunderland years, slighdy shorter clan
Terran. She had been only two years younger than he when they were growing up
in the old Wunderland before the ratcat invasion. Now, timedilation and
interstellar cold sleep had left her less than half his biological age. "
Middle-aged spread already? ~
         THE E1A~OFTHE MOUNTAIN KING 13

        "I'm spreading myself thin, personally," Claude Montberrat-Palme
said, sliding in tojoin them.
        Harold grunted. The ex-policeman was thin, with the elongated build
and mobile ears of a purebred WunderlandHerrenma#n. He also wore the
asymmetric beard favored by the old aristocracy.
        "Seems sort of strange to be back to private life," Harold said
musingly.
        Claude shuddered. "Count it lucky we weren't put before a court," he
said.
        "Speak for yourself."

        Claude winced slightly; he had been police chief of Munchen under the
kzinti occupation. Resister before Wunderland surrendered to the invaders,
then a genuine collaborator; someone had to hold society together, to get
whatever was possible from the kzin. Earth was losing the war. But then-

        Then Ingrid came back, with the Belter captain, and Claude's world
came apart His help to the resistance had been effective, and timely enough
to save him from a firing squad. Not timely enough to save hisjob as police
commissioner, of course. Harold was tarred with the edge of the same brush;
anyone who made money under the occupation was suspect in these new
puritanical days, as were the aristocrats who had perforce cooperated with
the alien invaders. There was irony for you-. . . especially considering how
the commons had groveled to the kzin, and worked to keep their war factories
going during the invasions of Sol System. Double irony for Harold, since he
was a Herrenmann's bastard and so never really accepted by his father's
kindred. That might have changed if folk knew exactly what Harold and Ingrid
and that SolBelter Jonah Matthieson had done out in the Serpent Swarm.

        It would be too an exageration to say that the three of them-well,
they three plus Jonah Matthieson-        Mandolin Ways v
        had won the war; but it wouldn't be too large an expan~inn of th`~
troth to c:~v that without them th,~ war
        wmilrl h~veheen Inct

        "Heroes are not without honor," Claude said. "Save in their own
countries. PerhaDs we should write a book
        to tell nils troll ctnrv "

        "Sure," Harold said. "That would really make that ARM bastard happy.
Right now he's happy, but-"
        Claude's knowing grin stopped him. "Yes, of course. No books." He
shrugged. "So we know. but no one else
        Loo "

        And at that General Early had been tempted to make all four of them
vanish, no matter their service to the UN. There would have been no trials.
Freedom or a quiet disappearance, and for some reason-perhaps Early really
had some human emotions-they'd been turned loose with their memories more or
less intact.
        They all frowned; Harold thoughtfully, looking down at the wineglass
he rolled between his palms.
        "I don't like it," Ingrid said. "Oh, I don't miss the fame -more
trouble than it's worth, we'd have to beat off publicity-seekers and
vibrobrains with dubs. I don't like General Bulord Early-remember, I worked
for him back in Sol System"-Ingrid had escaped the original kzin attack
onAlpha Centauri and made the twenty-year trip back to Sol in suspended
animation-"and I don't like the ARM getting a foothold here. What did our
ancestors come herefor, if not to get away from them?"
        Both men nodded agreement. In theory, the ARM were the technological
police of the United Nations, charged with keeping track of new developments
and controlling those that menaced social peace. That turned out to be all
new technology, and the ARM had grown until it more-or-less set UN policy.
For three centuries they had kept Sol System locked in pacifistic stasis, to
the point where even the memory of conflict we fading and a minor scuffle got
people sent to the
         THE HAL L OF THE MOUNTAIN KING 15

         psychists for "repair." That placid changelessness and the growing
sameness of life in the overcrowded, overregulated solar system had been a
strong force behind the interstellar exodus.
         The ARM had kept Solar humanity from making ready after the first
kzinti warship attacked a human vessel, right up to the arrival of the First
Fleet from conquered Alpha Centauri. The operators of the big launch-lasers
on Mercury had had to virtuallymut'?'y to fight back, even when the kzin
battlecruisers started beaming asteroid habitats.
         "I don't like the way Early's so cozy with the new government,"
Harold growled.
         "In the long run, luck goes only to the efficient," Claude said, and
the others nodded again, because it wasn't hard to guess his train of
thought.
         The war was ended by pure luck: the weird aliens who sold the faster-
than-light spacedrive to the human colonists on We Made It had really won the
war for Sol. The kzin Fifth Fleet would have crushed all resistance, if there
had been time for it to launch from Alpha Centauri and cover the 4.3 light-
years at .8 c. Chuut-Riit, the last kzin Governor, had been a strategic
genius; even more rare in his species, he never attacked until he was ready.
Fortunately for humanity, that Chunt-Riit hadn't lived to send that fleet.

        It had been BuSord Early's idea to send in an assassin team with the
scoopship Yamamoto's raid as a cover. Jonah, and Ingrid, and an intelligent
ship that had gone insane. A mad scheme, one that shouldn't have worked, but
it was all Earth could try-and it had worked. Was General Early a military
genius, or incredibly lucky?
        Now the hyperdrive would open the universe to Man. The problem was
that it eliminated the moat of distance; the hypet~ave, the communications
version of the device, gave contact with Earth in mere hours.        16

       Ma+Kzin Wars V

        Cultures grown alien in centuries of isolation were thrown together .
. . and serious interstellar politics became possible once more, and ARM
General Buford Early was right in the middle of it all.
        Ul thoroughly agree," Claude said. "He's got Markham under his thumb,
and a number of others. It's already unwise to cross him."
        "AsJonah found out," Ingrid sighed.

        Harold felt a prickle of irritation. True, Ingrid had chosen him-when
both Claude and the Sol-Belter were very much available-but he didn't like to
be reminded of it. Even less he didn't want to be reminded that she and Jonah
had been lovers as well as teammates. It hadn't helped that the younger man
refused all help from them, later.
        She shook her head. "PoorJonah. He should not have been so . . . so
brusque with General Early. Butord is older than the Long Peace, and he can
tee . . . uncivilised."
        CHAPTER Two

        Jonah Matthieson belched and settled his back against the granite of
the plinth. The long sunset of Wunderland was well under way. Tall clouds
hung hot-gold nearly to the zenith ofthe pale blue sky, where the dome of
night was darkening. Along the western horizon bands of purple shaded down to
crimson and salmon pink. War had done that, the Yamamoto's raid two years ago
pounding the northern pole with kinetic-energy missiles at near light speed,
then the fighting with the Crashlander armada later, which had included a
fair number of highyield weapons on kzinti holdouts. There was a lot of dust
in the atmosphere. Wunderland is a small planet, half Earth's diameter and
much less dense, a super-Mars; the gravitational gradient was small, and the
air extended proportionately farther out. Hence there was a lotofatmosphere
for it to fill.
        And a wonderful sunset for one mustered-out stingship pilot to sit
and saver, particularly if he was drunk enough. Unfortunately the bottle was
empty.
        A sudden spasm of rage sent it flying, out to crash among the other
debris along the front ofthe Ritterhaus. The ancient government house had
been a last strongpoint for the kzinti garrison in Munchen. Scaffolding
covered the front of the mellow stone, but the work went slowly while more
essential repairs were attended to. Much Centauran industry had been
converted to war production during the occupation, and what survived was now
producing for the United Nations Space Navy and Wunderland's own growing
forces.         18 Man Kiin Wars V
        Jonah lurched erect, mouth working against the foul taste, blinking
gritty eyes. For a moment the sensation reminded him-
        "Oh, Single, I hurt."

       They had come from Earth,Jonah and IngIid and the artificial
intelligence ship Cats~ne; and the ship's come puter had found something that
shouldn't have been there. A ship that had floated in the Belt for so long
thatit had accreted enough dust to become an asteroid. A ship held unchanging
in stasis, unchanging f or billions of years, untilitwasawakened.
Notjusttheship. The Master.
        Jonah shuddered.

        That had been one of the times the thrint's mindcontrol had slipped.
It had been busy, keeping control of all the minds of the Free Wunderland
flotilla, trying to find out what had gone on during the several billion
years it had lain in timeless stasis.
        Eyes blurb, busing, skm hang ose and Ray and old around the~istsof
bleedinghands, spaced withground-md*t.
        Thrint tended to forget to tell their slaves to remember personal
maintenance; they were not a very bright species. What humans would call an
IQ of 80 was about average for Thrintun, and Dnivtopun hadn't been a genius
by Slaver standards. That had been almost the worst ofthe subconscious
humiliation. The Master had been so stupid-and under the Power you couldn't
help but try to change that, to rack your brains for helpful solutions. Help
the Master!
        Jonah had been the one to crack the problem of making a new amplifier
helmet to increase the psionic powers of the revenant Slaver. That would have
made Dnivtopun master of the Alpha Centauri system and every human and kzin
living there. Made him ruler of a new Slaver empire, because there had been
fertile thrint females and young in the ship, the ship encased in its stasis
field and the asteroid that had accreted about it over the thousands of
millennia.
         IME HAIL OF THE MOUNTAIN KING 19

        He moaned and pressed the heels of his hands to his temples. Yes,
he'd broken free for an instant et the end, enough to struggle with Markham.
Ulf ReichsteinMarkham, who had liked the telepathic hypnosis the Slaver
imposed. The psychists had erased Markham's memories of that; now he was a
hero, space-guerrilla kzin-killing Resistance fighter and stalwart of the
Provisional Government. The psychists hadn't been nearly as thorough
withJonah Matthieson, one-time Terran Belter, ex-combat pilot in the UNSN,
assassin of Chuut-Riit. They'd just given him a strong block about the secret
aspects of the affair, and turned him loose. He was supposed to recover fully
in time, too. Not soon enough to have his job back, of course. No one wanted
an unstable combat pilot. They'd give him his rank, but he'd be a paper
shuffler, a useless man in a useless job. So he'd asked to go home. Belter
prospectors were slightly mad anyway. And he learned that a hyperdrive
transport back to Sol was out of the question, and there wasn't even a place
for him in cold sleep aboard a slowship. Shume paper or get lost. Of course
they'd hinted there was one other possibility, one he'd hated even more than
shuffling paper.
        He'd been bitter about that. That had led to more trouble . . .

        A man was walking by, with the brisk step of someone with a purpose
and somewhere to go.
        "Gut Herr, spare some money to feed a veteran?" Jonah asked. He
despised himselfeach time he did this, but it was the price of the oblivion
he craved.
        "lieber Heir Gott," the man's voice rasped. Wunderland was like that,
conservative: they even swore by God instead of Finagle. It had been settled
by North European plutocrats uneasy with the way Earth was heading under the
UN and theARM. "You again! This is the third time today!"
       Starded, Jonah looked up. The face was unfamiliar,        20

        clenched and hostile under a wide-brunrned straw hat. The man's suit
was offensively white and clean, a linen bushjacket. Some well-to-do
outbacker in town on business.
        "Sorry, sir," Jonah said, backing up slightly. "Honest -I didn't look
at your face, just your hands and the money. Please, I won't hit on you
again, I promise."
        " Here. " A solid gold-alloy coin, anodher Wunderlander
ar~achrorfis~r~ "And here, another. To keep your memory fresh. Do not bother
me again, or the polezi I will call." Frowrung: " How did a combat veteran
come to dais?"
        Jonah ground the coins together in his fist, almost tempted to throw
dhem after the retreating back of dhe spindly low-gravity. Because the
bloodyARM is purushmgme! he screamed mentally. Because I spoke out! Not
anything treasonable, no secrets, no attempt to evade dhe blocks in his
mind.Just dhe trudh, chat dhey were still hording beck technological secrets-
had even while Earth faced defeat at kzinti hands-dint dhey were conspiring
to put dhe whole human race back into stasis, tile way they had in dhe dlree
centuries of dhe Long Peace, before dhe kzinti came. That the ARM had secret
links, secret organizations on all the human-settled worlds. Buford Early,
Prehistoric Man, has frozen me out. The ARM general probably thought he was
giving a gentle warning, tugging on his clandestine contacts until every
regular employment was closed to Matthieson. So that Matthieson would come
crawling beck, eventually.
        Early was at least two centuries old, probably more. Old enough to
remember when military history was taught in the schools, not forbidden as
pornography. Possibly old enough to have fought against other humans in a
war. He was very patient . . . and he had hinted that Jonah would make a good
recruit for the ARM, if he altered his attitudes. Perhaps even for something
more secret than the ARM, the thing hinted at by the collaboration with the
oyabun crimelords here
        Ma+K~ Wars V

       THE HAM OFTHE MouNTAIN KING 21

       in the alpha Centauri system.Jonah had threatened to reveal that.

        Go right ahead, Iieu~nant, Bubord had said, laughing. It creased his
carved-ebony face, gave you some idea of how ancient he really was, how
little was left of humanity in him. Laughter in the gravel voice: It's been
done before. Whole books published about it. Nobody believes the books, and
then theysomehowdon'tgetrepr~nted or coped.
        "Finagle eat my eyes if I'll crawl to you, you bleeping tyrant,"Jonah
whispered softly to himself.
        He looked down at the coins in his hand; a five-krona and a ten.
Enough to eat on for a couple of weeks, if you didn't mind sleeping outside
in the mild subtropical nights. Of course, that made it more likely someone
would kick your head in and rob you, in the areas where they let vagrants
settle. Another figure was crossing the square, a woman this time, in rough
but serviceable overalls and a heavy strakkaker in a holster on one hip.
        "Ma'am?" Jonah asked. USpare some eating money for a veteran down on
his luck?"
        She stopped, looking him up and down shrewdly. Stocky and middle-
aged, pushing seventy, with rims of black under her fingernails. Not one of
the tall slim mobile-eared aristocrats of the Nineteen Families, the ones who
had first settled Wunderland. A commoner, with a hint of a nasal accent to
her Wunderlander that suggested the German-Balt-Dutch-Danish hybrid was not
her native tongue.
        "Pilot?" she said sceptically.

        "I was, yes,"Jonah said, bracing erect. He felt a slight prickle of
surprise when she read off the unit and section tabs still woven into the
grimy synthetic of his underset.
        ,,TOhfen you llknow systems . . . atmosphere "mining?

        "We'll see." The questions stabbed out, quick and knowledgeable. "All
right," she said at last. "I won't give        22
        Man Kzin Wars V

       you a fennig for a handout, but I could have a job for you."

        Hope was more painful than hunger or hangover. "Who do I have to
kill?" he said.
        She raised her brows, then showed teeth. "Ach, you joke. Good, spirit
you have."
        She held out a belt unit, and he laid a palm on it as hope flickered
out. There would be a trace on it from the net, General Early would have seen
to that. There had been other prospects.
        "Hmm," she grunted. "Well, a good record would not have you squatting
in the ruins, smelling . . . " She wrinkled her nose and seemed to consider.
"Here." She pulled out a printer and keyed it, then handed him the sheet it
extruded, together with a credit chip. "I am Heldja Eladsson, project manager
for Skognara Minerals, a Suuomalisen company.
        "Ifyou show up at the listed address in two days, there will be work.
I am short several hands; skilled labor is scarce, and my contract will not
wait. The work is hard but the pay is good. There's enough money in the chip
to keep you blind drunk for a week, if that's your problem. And enough for a
backcountry kit, working clothes and such, if you want thejob. Be dhere or
not, as you please."
        She turned on her heel and left. Alpha Centauri had set, but the eye-
straining point source that was Beta was still aloft, and the moon.
        "I won't spend the chip on booze," he said to himself. "But by
Murphy's ghost, I'm going to celebrate with the coins that smug-faced farmer
gave me."
        The question of where to do it remained. Then his eyes nan~owed
defiandy. Somewhere to clean up first, then- yes, then he'd hit Harold's
Terran Bar. It would be good to sit down and order. Damned if he would have
taken Harold Yarthkin's charity, dhough. Not ifhe were staving.
        The chances were he'd be the only Terran there, anyway.

       CHAPTER THREE

        Minister the Honorable Ulf Reichstein-Markham regarded the Terran
with suspicion. The office of the Minister for War ofthe Provisional
Government was as austere as the man himself, a stark stone rectangle on the
top door of the Ritterhaus. Its only luxuries were size and the sweeping view
of the Founder's Memorial and Hans-Jorge Square; for the rest it held a
severely practical desk and retrieval system, a cot for occasional sleep, and
a few knickknacks. The dried ear of a kzin warrior, a picture of Markham's
mother-who had the same bleakly handsome, hatchet-faced Herrenmann looks with
a steel-trap jaw-and a model of the Nietzsche, Markham's ship during most of
his years as a leader of Resistance guerrillas in the Serpent Swarm, the
asteroid belt around Alpha Centauri. Markham himself was a young man, only a
little over thirty-five; blond asymmetric beard and wiry close-cropped hair,
tall lean body held ramrod-tight in his plain grey uniform.
        "Why, exactly, do you wish to block further renovation of the Munchen
Scholarium?" he said, in his pedantic Wunderlander-flavored English. It held
less of that guttural undertone than it had a year ago.
        General Butord Early, UN Space Navy, lounged back in the chair and
drew on his cheroot. He looked to be in late middle age, perhaps eighty or
ninety, a thickbodied black man with massive shoulders and arms and a rumpled
blue undress uniform. The look was a f nely crafted artifact.        24
Manikin V
        " Duplication of ef f art, " he said. " Earth and We Made It are
producing technological innovations as quickly as interstellar industry can
assimilate them-faster than the industries of Wunderland and the Serpent
Swarm can assimilate them. Much cheaper to send data and highend equipment
directly here, now that we have the hyperdrive, and hyperwave communications.
You're our forward base for the push into kzinti space; the war's going to
last another couple of years at least, possibly a decade, depending on how
many systems we have to take before the kzin cry uncle."
        Markham's brow furrowed for a moment, then caught the meaning behind
the unfamiliar idiom.
        "The assault on Hssin went well," he pointed out.

        That was the nearest kzin-held system, a dim red dwarfwith a
nonterrestrial planet; the assault that took the Alpha Centauri system had
been mounted from there. UN superluminal warships and transports had ferried
Wunderlander troops in for the attack. Early could read Markham's momentary,
slightly dreamy expression well. Schaderfreu~le, sadistic delight in
another's misfortune. Hammerblows from space, utterly unexpected, wrecking
the ground defences and what small warships were deployed at Hssin. Then the
landing craft floating down on gravity polariser drive, hunting through the
shattered habitats and cracking them one by one. Hssin had unbreathable air,
and it had been constructed as a maintenance base more than a fortress.

        "True," Early nodded. "And that's just what Wunderlanders should
concentrate their efforts on- direct military efforts. Times have changed; it
doesn't take decades to travel between Sol and Alpha Centauri any more. With
the Outsider's Gift"-the hyperdrive had been sold to the human colonists of
We Made It by aliens so alien they made kzinti look familiar-"star systems
don't have to be so self-sufficient anymore."
         1ME E IALL OF THE MOUNTAIN KING 25

        Markham's frown deepened. "Wunderland is an independent state and not
signatory to the United Nations treaties," he pointed out acerbicly.

        Early made a soothing gesture, spreading his hands. The fingers moved
in a rhythmic pattern. Markham's eyes followed them, the pupils growing wider
until they almost swallowed the last grey rim of the iris.
        "You really don't care much about the Scholarium, do you?" the Terran
said soothingly.
          Markham nodded, his head moving slowly up and down as if pulled on a
string.
         "True. It vas of no use to us during the occupation, und now makes
endless trouble about necessary measures." His accent had grown a little
thicker.
         "There are so many other calls on resources. And it really is
politically troublesome."
         Another nod. " Pressing for early elections. Schweiru~ne! What does
nose-counting matter? Ve soldiers haf the understanding of Vunderland's
problems. The riots against the Landholders must be put down, Too many of my
colleagues prejudices against their social superiors haff. '
         "The alliance with the UN is important. We have to stand by our
allies while the war is on, after all."
         This time Markham seemed to frown slightly, his head jerking as if it
tried to escape some confinement. Early moved his fingers again and again in
the rhythmic dance, until the Wunderlander's face grew calm once more.

          "True. For ze present."

          "So you'll deny their application for additional funds."

          'tJa." Early snapped his fingers, and Markham started.

        "And if you have no further matters to discuss, Herr General?" he
said, impatiently keying the system on his desk.
        "Thank you for your time, sir," Early replied, standing and saluting.
       26 M - lain Wan V
        **

          *

        "You got what you wanted?" the man who called himself Shigehero
Hirose said, as they walked out the guarded front entrance ofthe Ritterhaus.

        The mosaic murals were under repair, their marble and iridescent
glass tesserae still ripped and stained by the close-quarter fighting that
had retaken the building. It would have been safer to use heavy weapons from
a distance, but the Wunderlanders had been willing to pay in blood to keep
the structure intact. Here the Founders had landed; here the Nineteen
Families had taken the Oath. Early shook his head slightly at that; too much
love of tradition and custom, even now; too much sense of connection to the
past. The ARM would have to deal with that. That sort of thinking made people
uncomfortably independent. Isolated anomie individuals were much easier to
deal with, and also more likely to accept suitably slanted versions of past,
present, and future.
        There was still a slight scent of scorch in the lobby's air, and an
even fainter one of old blood. The volunteer repair crews were cleaning each
section by hand with vibrosweeps and soft brushes before they began adding
new material.
        "Most of what we wanted," Early said, with deliberate emphasis.

          Hiroge was the oyabun of his clan, and a man of some weight on this
planet. The organisation had grown during the lawless occupation years, and
they were putting their accumulated wealth and power into shrewd investments
now. Nevertheless, he bowed his head slightly as he answered:
         "We, of course. Still, did not your psychists plant sufficient key
commands last year?"
         "We had to be careful. Markham was unstable, of course"-no wonder,
after the resurrected thrint had used him as an organic Waldo mechanism for
weeks on
          THE HALL OF THE MOUNTAIN KING 27

        end-"and besides, he'd be no use if we altered his psyche too much.
We were counting on his subconscious craving for an authority figure, but
evidently that's not as vulnerable as we thought. And he's getting more and
more steamed about the political situation here, the anti-aristocratic
reaction. Ironic."
        "Which in turn is favorable to us," Hirose said.

        "Oh, in the long run, yes. Nothing more susceptible to secret
manipulation than democracy."
        He sighed; in many ways, the Long Peace back on Earth had been more
restful. A successful end to the long clandestine struggle, with an official
agency, the ARM, openly allowed to close down disrupting tech nology. There
had been fierce struggles within the Brotherhood over releasing the hoarded
knowledge, any of it, even in the face of the kzin invasion. Necessary, of
course; but the hyperdrive was another complicating factor. Now the other
colonized systems were no longer merely dumping-grounds for malcontents,
safely insulated by unimaginable distance. They were only a hyperwave call
away, and each one was a potentially destabilising factor.
        He sighed. Perhaps the struggle was futile . . . Nevet:

        "There is another factor I'd like you to check into," he went on.
"Montferrat and his friends, and Matthieson. They know entirely too much."

         "An isolated group," Hirose said dismissively. "Matthieson is
disintegrating, and alienated from the others."
         "Perhaps; but knowledge is always dangerous. Why else do we spend
most of our time suppressing in And" -he paused-"there's a . . . synchrony to
that crew. They're the sort of people things happen around; threatening
things."
         "As you wish, Elder Brother," Hirose said.

       "Indeed."        ù CHAPTER FOUR

        "My nose is dry," Large-Son of Chotrz-Shaa said, leaning forward to
lap at the heated single-malt: lam wormed. "We are impoverished beyond hope."

        His brother Spos-Son made a meeow ur of sardonic amusement, and
poured some cream from the pitcher into his saucer of Glen Rorksbergen. Thick
Jersey mixed sluggishly with the hot amber fluid as he stirred it with an
extended claw. Both the young kzin males were somewhat drunk, and neither was
feeling cheerful in his cups.
        "Which is why you order fifty-year whiskey and grouper," he said,
gesturing at the table. The twometer fish was a mess of clean-picked bones on
the platter; he picked up the head and crunched it for the brains, salty and
delicious.
        Large-Son flattened his batwing ears and wrinkled his upper lip to
expose long wet dagger-teeth. "You eat your share, hairball-maker-who-never-
matured." Spots growled around the mouthful; he had never entirely lost the
juvenile mottles in his orange pelt. Dueling scars and batwing ears at his
belt showed how he usually dealt with those who reminded him of it. "And the
price of a meal is nothing compared to what we owe."
        Spos-Son flared his facial pelt in the equivalent of a shrug. Kzinti
rarely lie; it is beneath a warrior's honor, and in any case few of them can
control the characteristic scent of falsehood.
        "Truth," SPOB said. "My liver is chill with worry; we

        THE HAM OFTHE MOUNTAIN KING 29

        are poor beyond redemption. But if we must die, at least let us do it
full and soothed."
        A shape brushed past the shimmer of the privacy screen. "Owe? Poor?"

        They both wheeled, griming and folding their ears into combat-
position. Long claws slid out of four digit hands like knives at the tips of
black leather gloves. A human had spoken, mangling the Hero's Tongue with his
monkey palate. During the kzinti occupation, a human would have had his
tongue removed for so insulting the language ofthe Heroic Race.
        "You intrude," Spots-Son said coldly in Wunderlander.
        "This is a public booth," the man pointed out. "And the only one not
full. Besides, we all seem to have something in common."
        That was an insult. The fur lay flat on their muzzles, and they
grinned wider, threads of saliva falling from thm carnivore lips.
        "Cease to impede, monkey," Large-Son said; this time he used the
Hero's Tongue, in the Menacing Tense.
        "We're all warriors, for one thing," the human continued, smelling of
reckless self-confidence.
        Both kzin relaxed, blinking and studying the monkey. He was a tall
male, with a strip of dark headfur; the clothes he wore were uniform and also
thermally adjustable padding for wear under groundcombat armor. They blinked
again, noting the ribbons and unit-markings, looked at each other.
        He speaks Huh, Spots-Son signaled with a twitch of eyebrows. Both of
them had been junior engineering officers in an underground installation
before the human counterattack on the Alpha Centauri system; both had been
knocked out with stungas toward the end. The human was actually more of a
warrior than either of them; their defense battery might or might not have
made a kill during the tag-end of atmospheric        30 Man Kzin Ways V

        combat, but this monkey had beaten kzinti fighters at close quarters.
The pips on his sleeve were so many dried kzin ears dangling from a coup
belt. It was permissible to talk to him, although not agreeable.
        The human smiled in his turn, although he kept his teeth covered.
"Besides, we're all broke, too. My name is Jonah Matthieson, ex-Pilot, ex-
Captain, United Nations Space Navy. Let me order the next round of drinks."

        ". . . and so we inherit the care of our dams, our Sire's other
wives, now ours, and our siblings and halfsiblings," Spots-Son said morosely
some hours later, upending the whiskey decanter over his dish. "Honor demands
it."
        Harold's was half-empty now; a waiter came quickly enough when the
long orange-furred arm waved the crystal in the air, setting out fresh liquor
and cream. Spots-Son slopped the amber fluid into his bowl and intoJonah's
glass. Large-Son was lying with his muzzle in his dish, tongue protruding
slightly as he snored. Thin black lips flopped against his fangs, and his
eyes were nearly shut.
        "Kzinti females take much care," Spots continued, lowering his
muzzle. Despite his care it went too far into the heated drink as he nearly
toppled, making him sneeze and slap at his nose. "And much feeding. The
properties have been confiscated by the military government-all the fine
ranchlands and huntinggrounds our Sire possessed, all except the house. Where
once we feasted on blood-dripping fresh beef and screaming zianyas, now our
families must trade heirlooms for synthetic protein. Soon we will have no
alternative but honorable suicide."
        "Thas-that's a shame,"Jonah said. "Yeah, after th' war the fighters
get nothin' and the politicians get rich, like always." He hiccuped and
drank. "Goddam UN
         Lyle E IALL OF THE MOUNTAIN KINC 31

        Space Navy doesn't need no loudmouths who think for themselves,
either. Say, what did you say you did before the war?"
        "1," Spots said with slow care and some pride, "was a Senior Weapons
System Repairworker. And my sibling, too."
        Jonah blinked owlishly. "Reminds me." He fumbled a sheet of printout
from a pocket. "Lookit this. Decided it was a good deal so I'd come in here
an' spend my last krona. Here."
        He spread the crumpled paper on the damp surface of the table. The
kzin craned to look; it was in the spiky fourteen-point gothic script most
commonly used for public announcements on Wunderland. Printed notices were
common; during the occupation the kzin overlords had restricted human use of
the information net, and since then wartime damage had kept facilities
scarce.
        Technical personnel wanted, he read,for heavy salvage operation.
Categories of skills were listed. Heavy work, some danger, high pay.
Suuomalisen Contracting, via. 97777-4321A Munchen.
        "Urrrowra," Spots said mournfully. "Such would be suitable-if we were
not kzinti. Surely none will hire us. No, suicide is our fate-we must cut our
throats with our own wtsai and immolate our households. Woe! Woe for a
dishonored death in poverty, among furless omnivores! No shrine will enclose
our bones and ashes; only eating-grass will cover our graves. Perhaps Kdapt-
Preacher is right, and the God has a hairless face!"
        Large-Son whimpered in half-conscious agreement and slapped his hands
over his eyes to blank out the horrible vision of the heretic's new creed,
that God had created Man in His own image.
        "Naw,"Jonah said. "I talked to the boss, she don't care anything but
you can do thejob. Or wouldn't have        32
        Ma+Kzin Wars V

        hired me, with a black mark next to my discharge. C'mon-bring the
bottle. Talk to her tomorrow."
        "You are right!" Spots bellowed, standing to his full two meters and
a half of massive, orange-furred height. His naked pink tail lashed. "We will
fight against debt and empty-accountness. We leap and rip the throat of
circumstance. We will conquer!"
        From the other side of the long room beads rustled as a tall black-
skinned human stuck his head through the curtain. He was dressed in archaic
white tie and tuxedo, but there was a fully functional military grade stunner
in his fist. Behind the bar several other employees reached down and came up
with shockruds as guests' heads turned toward the booth.
        "Shhhhh!" Jonah said, tugging recklessly at the felinoid alien's fur.
"The bouncers."
        "Rrrrr. True." There was no dignity in being stunned and thrown out
in the gutter. "Where shall we go? Our quarters are far outside Munchen, and
transport for kzin costs much." Sleeping outside would not be very wise,
given the number of exterminationist fanatics ready to attack a helpless
kzin.
        "C'mon. I know a doss where they don't care 'bout anything but your
coin, and it's cheap."
        They weaved their way to the door, Spots halfcarrying his brother and
Jonah lifting the unconscious kzin's tail with exaggerated care.
        ~ CHAPTER FIVE

       ..

       . . . still worth lookin', oh, yes," the old man said.

        Jonah yawned and looked over at him. The two kzin were unrolling
their pallets up a level in the framework; the human had a stack of blankets
and a pillow instead, all natural fiber in the rather primitive way of
Wunderland, and all smelling dubious and looking worse. It must be even more
difficult for the felinoids, with their sensitive noses.
        "Look at'er this way," the man was saying. "You take halnium-"
        It was hard to estimate his age; he could be as young as seventy or
as old as one-fifty, depending' on how much medical care he had been able to
afford during the occupation.
        "-good useful industrial metal; or gold, likewise, and we use it as
monetary backing. Usually don't pay to mine it anywhere but in the Swarm, in
normal times. But there ain't been any normal times, not since the pussies
came, no sirree. So people've been out in the Jotuns for a dog's age now,
finding deposits. Don't pay to bring in heavy equipment; deposits are rich
but small. You can make yourself rich that way, and that's not counting
salvage on all the equipment the pussies abandoned out there, all very
salable these days. I'd go myself, don't you doubt it, go again like a shot."

        "Hey,"Jonah called. "You sound like you've done that before; what're
you doing here?"
        The great room was noisy with the sounds of humans settling down to
sleep, snores, snatches of        34 Man Kzin Wars V
        drunken song. There were still tens of thousands of displaced from
the war years.
        "Made me a fortune, oh, yes, more than one," the old man said. His
wrinkled-apple face looked over at Jonah, eyes twinkling. "Lost 'em all. Some
the government took, and I spent the others going back and looking for a
bigger strike. Most people get into that game don't know where to stop. Get
thirty thousand crowns worth, they want sixty. Get sixty, spend it trying to
f~nd halfa million. Stands to reason, of course; that's why the heavy metals
are so valuable. Value oftem indudes all the time and labor and money spent
by those who don't find anything, you see."
        "Wouldn't be like that with me," Jonah said, unrolling the blankets.
Finagle, b~bt I'm tired of being poor; he thought. Odd; poverty had never
come up before he got to Alpha Centauri. Before then he'd been a Navy pilot,
or a rockjack asteroid prospector. The Navy fed you, and rockjacks generally
made enough to get by- certainly during the war, with industry sucking in all
the materials it could find. "Just enough to set me up. Software business."
He had a first-rate Solarian education in it, and the locals were behind.
"That's all I'd want."
        "Likely so, stranger, likely so," the old man said. "Well, don't
signify, does it?"
        "Finagle!" Jonah swore, as the beam jerked backward towards him. He
heaved at the bight of control line. "Getit, Spots!"
        "Hrrrrr," Spots growled, and caught the end of it. His pelt laid
itself flat under the harness, and the long steel balk slowed and then
touched gently on the junction-point. A little less power in the stubby
plumpcat limbs and they would both have been crushed against the uprights
ofthe frame.
        "Slack off!"Jonah called down.

        l11E HAIL OFTHE MOUNTAIN KINC 35

        Large-Son flapped his ears in amusement thirty meters below and
turned the control rheostat of the winch. The woven-wire cable slacked, and
together man and kzin guided the end of the beam into its slot. Jonah clamped
the sonic melder's leads to the corners and stepped back onto the
scaffolding.
        "Sound on the line," he called, and keyed his belt unit.

        That flashed the alarm and began the process of sintering the beam
into a single homogenous unit with the rest of the frame; it worked by
vibrational generation of a heat-interface, and Spots winced and crouched
beside him, hands clamped firmly over furled ears. The human took the
opportunity to flip up his sight goggles and take a mouthful of water from
his canteen; when he noticed the kzin's dangling tongue he poured some into a
saucer the felinoid had clipped to his harness. Around them the complex
geometries of the retrieval rig were growing into a latticework around the
hill. Humans and the odd alien-there was a kdatlyno, and a couple of
unbelievably agile fivearmed Jotoki, and the brothers Kzinamaratsov, as he
had named them in a private joke. Beyond was a flat terrain of swamp, livid-
green Terrestrial reeds and mangrove, olive-green palmlike things native to
Wunderland.
        He slapped at his neck; it was hot here, right on the equator. The
bugs were native, but they would cheerfully bite humans, or kzinti if they
could get through the fur and thick hide. The brothers were suffering more
than he. Their species shed excess heat through tongue and nose and the palms
of hands and feet, more than enough on savagely dry Kzin. Difficult in this
steambath, although the kzinti's high natural body-temperature and the light
gravity of Wunderland helped a little. Jonah shook his head. He had been
fighting kzin for most of his adult life: in space back in        36
Ma+K'inWa7s V
        Sol System, by sabotage, and even hand-to-hand in a hunting preserve
when he'd been sent in as a Claude tine operative. Now he was working with a
couple of them, and they turned out to be a pretty good team. Stronger than
humans by far, which was valuable on this archaeological relic of a project-
the contractor was too cheap to rent much of what little modern equipment
could be spared for civilian projects-and quicker. Their abilities were well
balanced by his superior hands and better head for heights; kzinti had
evolved on a world of 1.5 gravities, climbing low hills rather than trees.
They were not quite as good with their fingers as humans, and a long vertical
drop made them nervous.
        "More water?" he offered the other.
        No, Spots signaled with a twitch of his ruff, scratching vigorously a
moment later. Then, aloud: "Is that not the Contractor Human?"
        "Isis, by Finagle's ghost,"Jonah muttered. "Ho, Biggie!
We'recommgdorAm!"
        Jonah did so with a graceless rush down the catwalks; he had always
been athletic for a Belter, and the last two months had left him in the best
condition he had ever been, but he was still a child of zero-G. The kzin
followed with oil-smooth grace, and they dropped in front of the project
supervisor. Fairly soon the contract would be over . . .
        "Looks like it'll be finished soon," Jonah said amiably. "Should be,
with the extra time we've been putting in."
        "And the bonuses you'll be getting, don't forget that," she replied,
wiping at her face with a stained neckerch~ef.
        "Yeah, they sound real good on the screen-the problem is, we haven't
seen anything deposited to our accounts."
        Heldja made an impatient gesture, then smiled-

        IME EJA[1~ OF THE MOUNTAIN KING 37

         carefully, because the two kzin were looming behind Jonah like oil-
streaked walls of orange fur. Their teeth were very white, and all were
showing.
         "What vould you with money be doing here?" she said reasonably,
waving a hand. There were pressmet huts standing on the dredged island;
beyond the sixmeter reeds of the swamp began, stretching beyond sight. Tens
of thousands of square kilometers of them, and the closest thing to humanity
in there was wild pigs gone feral, fighting it out with the tigripards.
"Except to gamble and lose it? I ride the float of your money- all the hands'
money-this is true, because it furnishes working capital; but the bonuses
more than make up for it. Transfer will be made as soon as the hovercraft
gets back to Munchen."          I~E HALL OF THE MouNTAIN KING 39
         ù CHAPrERSIX

       "No, Ib," Tyra Nordbo said, lowering her rifle.

       "Fire!" the young man said.

       "No!"

        One of the prisoners looked up from his slump; tears rolled slowly
down through the dirt on his cheeks and the thin wispy adolescent beard. His
lips moved soundlessly.
        "Squad-fire!"

        The magrifles gave their whispering grunt, and the five prisoners
toppled into the graves they had spent the last half-hour digging. Behind,
the villagers gave a murmur, halfway between shock and approval; they were
Amish, men in dark suits and women in long black skirts. The half-ruined
houses of the farmtown beyond were slipping into shadow as Alpha Centauri
set; the moon was up, and Beta, leaving itjust too dark to tell a black
thread from a white. The air smelled of death and of moist turned earth from
the graves, and from the plowed fields beyond, purple-black rolling hills
amid the yellow of reaped grain and the dusty green of pasture. Orchards and
vineyards spotted the land, and small lakes behind dams. Woodlots were the
deep green of Terran oak and the orange-green of Kzin, tall frondlike growths
in Wunderland's reddish ocher. Westward the last sunlight touched the
glaciers and crags of the Jotuns, floating like a mirage seen through glass.
The mountains were close, the dense forest of the foothills less than a day's
walk away.
        It was hard to imagine war had passed this way, until
        you saw the graves. Many fresh ones in the churchyard, and these five
outside it, along the graveled main street. The other soldiers in the squad
lowered their weapons and turned to watch the exchange between brother and
sister.
        Tyra Nordbo was 180 centimeters, as tall as her brother, but she
lacked the ordinary low-gravity lankiness of Wunderlanders; she was robust
and fullbosomed, and strikingly athletic for a girl of eighteen. Her brother
was only four years older and much alike in his high-checked, snub-nosed
looks. There was a hardness to his face that she lacked, although she matched
the anger when he swung to confront her.
        "Karl, Yungblut," he snapped over his shoulder, "bury them. Kekkonen,
get the dogs back to the van." He raised his voice to the villagers. "You
people, return to your homes. Justice has been done."
        The black-clad farmers stirred and settled their hats and turned back
to their houses.
        "Justice, Ib?" Tyra said, her voice full of quiet fury. She slung her
rifle and reached to tear off the Provisional Gendarmerie badge sewn to the
arm of her bush jacket. It landed at Ib's feet with a quietplop of dust. Her
holoprinted ID card followed it.
        "Those were bandits!" lb said,jerking his head at the graves where
earth fell shovelful by shovelfilL
        "Thieves, murderers, and rapists," Tyra said, nodding jerkily. The
sight was not too bad; the prefrag penetrators were highly lethal but did not
mangle flesh much. She had seen much worse, working in an aid station for the
underground army, during the street fighting in Muchen at Liberation. "They
deserved to die-after a fair trial."
        The Amish here were strict in their pacifist faith, and had made
little resistance when the gang moved in; the investigation had been ugly
hearing. This part of the Jotun foothills had been guerrilla country during
the        Man few V
        last days of the occupation, full of folk on the run from the
collaborationist police, from the forced-labor gangs, or simply from
spreading poverty and chaos. Not all of them had gone back to the lowlands
when peace came, to the sort of badly-paid hard work that was available. Many
had turned to raiding, and were difficult to catch. The Wunderlander armed
forces were stretched thin, and most of their efforts had to go to the
fighting farther into the kzinti sphere, as the human fleets pressed the
aliens back.
        "They were guilty," she went on. "They still deserved a trial, and it
wouldn't have taken any effort at all to carry them back to Arhus," she went
on bitterly. Her eyes stung, and she blinked back anger and grief I not cry.

       "General Markham-"

        "You and your precious Ulf Reichstein-Markham. He's as bad as a
kzin!" she snapped. Some of the other troopers scowled at that. Ulf Markham
had been among the fiercest of the space-based Resistance fighters in the
Serpent Swarm, and he had a considerable following in the military. "Compared
to a real hero, likeJonah Matthieson, or-Enough. I quit. My pays in arrears"-
everyone's was-"so I'll take the horse and rifle in lieu. Goodbye."
        "Stop-" lb called to her back. "You're running away, running away
like Father did!"
        "Don't you ever mention Father like that again," she said coldly,
forcing her hand away from the weapon slung at her back. Her hands were
mechanical as she unhitched the horse and vaulted into the saddle, an easy
feat on Wunderland.
        His voice followed her as she cantered out into the falling night.

        And so the Commission leaves us only the home farm, the
Tenfelbergforest, and the Kraki of the properties, Tyra
         ME EJAll~ OF THE MOUNTAIN KING 41

        Nordbo read, tilting the paper towards the firelight. The letter took
on the tones of her mother's voice, deliberately cheerful and utterly sad, as
it had been ever since Dada left. Was taken away on that crazy astrophysical
expedition by the kzin, Yiao~aptain. But this is more than enough to keep all
of us here hay. It is a relief not to have the management of so much else,
and we must remember how many others are wandngevenfor bread.
        She started to crumple the printout in one hand, then carefully
smoothed it out and folded it, tucking it back into the saddlebags and
leaning back against the saddle. In the clearing on the other side of the
fire her horse reached down and took another mouthful of grass, the rich
kerush sound followed by wet munching and the slightjingle of the hobble
chain. Her new dog Garm looked up and thumped his tail on the grass, the
firelight ruddy on the Irish Setter-mostly Setter- hairs of his coat.
Elsewhere the flicker caught at grass, trees, bushes, the overhanging rock of
the cliffbehind her and the gnarled trunk and branches of an oak that grew
out of the sandstone ten meters above her head. Overhead the stars were many
and very bright; in the far distance a tigripard squalled, and the horse
threw up its head for a moment in alarm. Nowhere in the wilderness about her
was there a hint of Man-save that the tree and the grass, woman and horse and
dog were all ofthe soil and blood and bone of Sol.
        "So," she whispered to herself. "Isis not enough that we are stripped
of our honor, they must make us paupers as well."
        Not quitepaupers, she admitted.

        That had been among the first things her father taught her; not to
lie, first and foremost not to lie to herself. They would be quite
comfortably off; the home farm was several thousand hectares, the timber
concession would be profitable enough now that the economy was recovering,
and the pelagic-harvester Hrolf Kraki        42 Ma+K:in Ways V
        was a sturdy old craft. The household staff were all old retainers,
loyal to Multi, and very competent. It's nut the monk, she knew; it was a
matter of pride. The Nordbos had been the first humans to setde Skognara
District, back when the Nineteen Families arrived. They had been pioneers,
ecological engineers adapting Terran life to a biosphere not meant for it and
a planet not much like Earth; then guides, helpers, kindly landfadhers to the
ones who came after and setded in as tenants-in-chief, subtenants, workers.

        It was not the loss of the lands and factories and mines; in practice
the family had merely levied a small percentage in return for governing, a
thankless privilege these past two generations. But Gerning and Skognara
belonged to the Nordbos, they had made them with blood and sweat and the
bones of their dead. For the Commission to take the rights away was to spit
on the memories. Of Friedreich Nordbo, who had sponsored a tenth-share ofthe
First Fleet, of Ulrike Nordbo, who discovered how to put Terran nitrogen-
fixing soil bacteria in fruitful symbiosis with the native equivalents, of
Sigurd Nordbo, who lost his life fighting to save a stranded schoolbus during
the Great Flood Of her aunt Siglide Nordbo, who had piloted her singleship
right up to the moment it rammed a kzinti assault transport during the
invasion.
        And of Peter Nordbo, who had stood like a rock between the folk of
Skognara and the conquerors' demands, every day that he was able. Who was ten
years gone, shanghaied into space because he told a kzin who was half a
friend of an astronomical curiosity, leaving a wife who had no choice but to
yield more than he had, as conditions grew worse. Condemned for a traitor in
absentia, by a court that thought it was merciful . . . and Mutti was all
alone now in the big silent house on the headland at Korness, looking out
over the waves. Few friends had
          IlIE HAIL OF THE MouNTAIN KING 43

       been willing to visit, much less speak in her defence.

        "Da~marm," Tyra whispered, laying her head on her knees and weeping
aloud, because there was nobody to hear. That was what she had cried out when
he left. There had been no words he could say to a child of eight . . .
Presently Garm came, creeping on his stomach and whining at her distress,
sticking his anxious cold nose against her face; she clutched him and sobbed
until there was no more.
        When she was functional again she took the coffee pot off the heater
coil-the fire was for comfort, and predators-and poured herself a cup. The
other letter was still sealed; she had nearly discarded it, until the return
address caught her eye. Claude MontEerratPalme, a Herrenmann of ambiguous
reputation. Frowning, she pressed her thumb to the seal to deactivate the
privacy lock and then opened it.
        "Dear Fra Nordbo," she read. "Apossiblejuncture of interests-"

        "Yes, there are workings in the mountains," the old villager said.

        At least, that was what Tyra thought he had said. These backwoodsmen
had been up in the high country for the better part of two centuries,
pioneers before the kzinti came and isolated by choice and necessity since.
Their dialect was so archaic it was almost Ple~erdeutz, without the
simplified grammar and many of the loanwords from the Baltic and Scandinavian
languages that characterised modern Wunderlander. Back further in the Jotuns
were tiny enclaves even more cut off, remnants of the ethnic separatists who
had come with the third through seventh slowship fleets from Sol System.

        "What sort of workings?" she said, slowly. Her own accent was
Skognaran, more influenced by Swedish and Norse than the central dialect of
Munchen; modified by a Herrenmann-class education, of course.         The
Nordbos were formerly of the Freunchen clan, one of the Nineteen Families.
Formerly. Luckily, these primitives were out oftouch with the news; they
barely comprehended that the alien conquerors were ~one.
        sorts. Bra Nordbo." the old man said

        The van Gelitz family had owned these lands-still did, pending the
Reform Commission's findings-but that ownership had always been purely
theoretical, except for a hunting lodge or two. Nobody but the Ecological
Service ever paid much official attention to this area, and they had gotten
careless during the occupation. There was an old manor house outside Neu
Friborg's common fields, but it had been ruins for the better Dart of a
century. He had called them the
        Old, she thought with a shiver, looking at the man. They were getting
by on home remedies here, and what knowledge their healer could drag out of
an ancient first-aid program. The wrinkles, wispy white hair, liver spots . .
. this man might be no more than seventy or eighty, barely middle-aged with
decent medicine. Markham should spend less on his preciousfleet- the UN Navy
Is f~htinc the war now-and more on people
        Apart from premature aging and the odd cripple, it was not too bad as
backcountry towns in the Jotuns went. Built of white-plastered fieldstone and
homemade tile, around a central square with the mayor's office, the
nationalpolezi station-long disused-and the Reformed Catholic church. There
was a central fountain, and plenty of shade from eucalyptus and pepper and
featherfrond trees. They were sitting under an awning outside the little
gasthaus, watching the sleepy traffic of midafternoon: bullock-carts and
burros bringing in firewood or vegetables, a girl switching along a milch
cow. tow-haired children in
        shorts tumbling through the dust in some running, shouting game. A
rattletrap hovertruck went by in a cloud of grit, and a waitress went about
watering the flowers that hung from the arches behind them in
        That was all there was to see: the town and its fourhundred-odd
inhabitants, the cluster of orchards and fields around it in the little
pocket of arable land, and wilderness beyond-mostly scrubby, in the immediate
vicinity, but you could find anything from nativejun~e to forest to desert in
a few days' journey. All about the peaks of the Jotuns reared in scree and
talus and glacier; half a continent of mountains, taller than Earth's
Himalayas and much wider. Wunderland had intermittent plate tectonics, but
when they were active they were active, and the light gravity reduced the
power of erosive forces. These were the oldest mountams on the planet, and
not the highest by any means.
        The nlrl man finich~rl fanning himcPlfwith his straw

         'jade, of course. No mines, but from the high mountain rivers; that
is how we paid our tribute to the kzin We are not ignorant knazen here, Fra
Nordbo!"
         There was a pathetic pride to that; a hovertruck had come once a
month from the lowlands, until the final disruption at liberation. Myra felt
a slight sting in her eyes. Once even the most isolated settlement had been
linlrPrl to M''nrhf~n with virhl~l_cch~lc marl instant
         emergency services . . .

        "Than c~m'.rim,~c hilntF.r,c come through; hunting for tigripard
hides, quetzbird feathers. Or prospectors. There is ~old. hafnium . . . when
I was a small boy.
        scholars also from the Scholarium in Munchen."

       "Scholars?" she said, pricking up her ears.

        "Yes; they said little-this wasjust after the War, you understand,
people were suspicious then-but there were rumors of formations that could
not be accounted        46 Manikin Wars V
        for. But they found nothing, and had to return to Munchen when so
much ofthe Scholarium was closed by the government." The collaborationist
authorities had other priorities than education; their own profits,
primarily. "And-but your supplies, they have arrived!" He rose and left,
bowing and murmuring good wishes.
        Another hovertruck pulled into the square; big and gleaming by
contrast with the single ancient relic the village of Neu Friborg owned,
although shabby enough by Munchen standards, much less Earth's. The man who
stepped down from it was tall, 190 centimeters at least; his black hair was
worn in a shag cut, although she knew he had kept it in a military-style crop
while he was Police Chief of Munchen. Chief for the collaborationists, and
notoriously corrupt even by the gang's standards. Claude Montberrat-Palme, of
the Sydow clan. He wore expensive outbacker clothes, leather boots and grey
usthcloth jacket and breeches, with a holstered strakkaker, and a beret. A
small, neatly clipped black mustache lay on his upper lip, and his mouth
quirked in a slight smile.
         "Fra Nordbo," he said, bowing formally over her hand with a click of
heels.
        "Fro Palme," she replied, inchning her head with equal formality. A
server bustled up with steins of the local beer.
        "Prosit," he said.

        "Skaal," she replied. "Now that the amenities are over, could you
tell me exactly what you had in mind?"
        Her voice held a chilly correctness; he seemed to recognise the tone,
and smiled wryly.
        "Fra Nordbo, I'm very strongly reminded of your father."

        "You knew him?" she said, with a raised eyebrow. "Perhaps you will
claim to have been his friend, next?"
        He surprised her by letting the smile grow into a deep laugh. "Quite
the contrary," he said, shaking his
         THE EJALL OF THE MOUNTAIN KINC 47

        head. "He treated me with the most frigid politesse, as befitted an
honorable Landholder forced to deal with noxious collaborationist scum."

        She relaxed slightly. "He couldn't have known you were involved with
the Resistance," she said.
        "Ach, at the time I wasn't," he replied frankly. "I ups a
collaborationist at that point. My conversion came later; people do change.
As some claim your father did, later."
        "That is a lie!" she said. More calmly: "My father was an
astrophysicist, it was his . . . hobby, since he had to govern Skognara from
a sense of duty. How was he to know the enemy would think a mere energy-
anomaly a thing of potential miliary importance? The kzin- Yiao-Captain-
forced him to accompany them on the expedition."
        "From which he has never returned, and hence cannot defend himself.
And the Commission has been in no charitable mood."
        Tyra's blond head drooped slightly. "I know," she said quietly. "Ib .
. . my brother and I, we have discussed resigning the Nordbos from the
Freunchen clan."
        "Advisable, but it may make little difference. Unless I've lost my
political feelers-and I haven't-the Reformers are going to strip the Nineteen
Families of everything but ceremonial power. And from all but their strictly
private property, as well."
        Myra nodded jerkily, feeling the hair stir on her neck as her ears
laid back. That mutation was a mark of her heritage, of the old breed that
had won this planet for humankind.
        "It is unjust! Men like my father did everything they could to
shield-" She shrugged and fell silent again, taking a mouthful of the beer.

        "Granted, but most of the kzin are gone, and a great deal of
repressed hatred has to have a target." He turned one hand up in a spare
gesture. "Even our dear Grand Admiral Ulf Reichstein-Markham has been able
   48 Manikin V
        to do little to halt the growth of anti-Families feeling. Which means
we of the Families-as individuals- had better look to our own interests."

       Tyra looked down into her mug. Montlerrat laughed again.

        "How tactful you are for one so young, Fra Nordbo. I have a
reputation for looking after my own interests, do I not? Old Sock is the
nickname now; because I fit on either foot, having changed sides at just the
right moment. Unfortunately, most of my accumulated wealth went on securing
my vindication."
        He nodded dryly at her startled glance. "Yes, our great and good
government of liberation is very nearly as corrupt as the collaborationists
they hunt down so vigorously. Not Markham; his vice is power, not wealth. A
little too nakedly apparent, however, and I doubt he will retain much of it
past the elections, when thejunta steps down. Which it will, given that the
UN Space Navy is overseeing the process . . . but I digress."
        tea, Herr," Tyra said. "You spoke of a matter of mutual interest?"

        "Indeed." He took out a slim gold cigarette case, opening it at her
nod and selecting a brown cigarillo. His gaze sought the mountains as he took
a meditative puff. After you mentioned rumors of something . . . strange in
these mountains."
        "I was a student at the Scholarium before the liberation, and
afterwards a little. Before my brother . . . WelL he greatly admires Admiral
Markham."
        "Of whom you no longer think highly, and who is notoriously unfond of
myself, thus showing his bad taste," Montferrat said suavely. "Yes. Thank you
for the information on that little atrocity, by the way; it may come in
useful as a stick for the Admiral's spokes." He frowned slightly, looking at
the glowing tip of the cigar~llo.
        "I don't believe in fate, but there's a . . . syncronicity

        THEHA=oF~nEMouNTAINKING 49

        to events, sometimes. Your father vanished, seeking an artifact of
inexplicable characteristics, near this system. You come across evidence of
another here in these mountains. And I-"
        Tyra made an inquiring sound.

        "Well, let us say that this is the third instance," Monferrat went
on. "More would be unsafe for you to know; it has to do with General Markham,
and his SolSystem patrons the ARM. It would certainly be unsafe for me to be
openly involved in any such search."
        "You implied that you would be commissioning a search?" Tyra said.

        "No. Searchers. Who will be looking, but not specifically for that.
It Is necessary that someone guard these unaware guardians; and since this
presents me with an opportunity to do a lovely lady a service-"
        He smiled gallantly; Tyra retained her look of stony politeness.
Monferrat sighed.
        "As you will." A puffmade the cigarillo a crimson ember for a moment.
"First I must tell you a story, about a man named Jonah, and some friends he
has made recently. Unusual friends-"        ù CHAPTER SEVEN
        The hovercraft that carried the outgoing shift back to the Munchen
docks was an antique. Not only would the design be completely obsolete once
gravity polarisers were available for ordinary civilian work; it had been
built before the kzinti frontier world of Hssin had decided to send a probing
fleet to investigate the promising electromagnetic traffic from Alpha
Centauri. That was nearly sixty Terran years ago, fifty Wunderlander, and it
had soldiered on ever since, carrying cargo and passengers up and down the
Donau river and out into the sheltered waters of Spitzer Bay. It was
simplicity itself, a flat rectangle of light-metal alloy with a control cabin
at the right front corner and ducted fans on pivots at the rear. Other fans
pumped air into the plenum chamber beneath, held in by skirts of tough
synthmesh; power came from moleculardistortion batteries.
        Jonah and the kzinti squatted on their bedrolls in the center of the
cargo bay, with the hunched hades of the other workers and the waist-high
bulwarks at the edge between them and the spray cast up by the river. Spots
hated to get his pelt wet, spitting and snarling under his breath, while Bigs
endured stolidly. The human rolled a cigarette of t~blelshag' ignoring the
felinoids' ups of protest. They were well up into the settled areas now.
Thinly settled, but the banks of the middle Donau had been where humans first
came to Wunderland. The floodplain and benchland were mostly cleared, or in
planted woodlots; farther back from the
        THE HALL OF THE MOUNTAIN KING
        floodplain the old Herrenmann estates stood, Lowered in gardens,
whitewashed stone and tile roofs. Many were broken and abandoned, during the
occupation, by kzin nobles who had seized a good deal of this country for
their own, or by anticollaborationist mobs after the liberation. They passed
robot combines gathering rice, blocks of orange grove fragrant with cream-
white flowers, herds of beefalo and kzinti z*ragor under the watch of mounted
herdsman. Villages were planted among small farms, many of them worked by
hand; machinery had gotten very scarce while the kzinti were masters.

        The hovercraft slowed as traffic thickened on the river, strings of
barges, hydrofoils, pleasure craft with their colored sails taut in the stiff
southerly breeze. The steel spire of St. Joachim's Cathedral blazed in the
light of Alpha, with Beta high in the sky as well. Farther north there were
parks along the waterside, with palm groves and frangipani, but the section
the hovercraft edged toward was workaday and bustling, sparkling with welding
torches as the old wrecked autocranes were replaced with temporary steel
frames; in the meantime stevedores sweated to haul rope pulleys. Jonah
flicked the butt of his cigarette into the water like a minor meteor
undergoing reentry.
        "Nice to be affluent," he said cheerfully.

        Bigs made an indescribable sound and turned away from the irritating
human, lying flat on the decking with his chin extended. Spots waggled his
ears in the kzin equivalent of an ironic chuckle.
        "Three thousand krona each," he said dryly. "The prospect heats my
liver-I truly feel one of Heaven's Admirals. This for thirty diurnal periods
of laboring like a slave in a swamp and improvising machinery out of muck and
junk. There is fungus growing on my fur. I may never be able to eat fish
again."
        "Let's collect, then,"Jonah answered.        52 Ma~KiinWars V

        They heaved themselves erect under the burden of their kitbags and
shouldered their way to the bows as the big vehicle ran up on a concrete
landing ramp and sank to the surface. It was easy enough, although the cargo
well was crowded; nobody on Wunderland was going to jostle a kzin, liberation
or no. Legal prosecution would be cold comfort after you fell to the ground
in several pieces. The surf-noise of voices sounded tinny after the long
hours of engine roar.
        "Fra Eldasson," Jonah called. The contractor was slipping out of the
control cabin and walking up the ramp. "Finagle dammit, wait for us!"

        She turned, frowning, then smiled without showing her teeth as she
saw the three of them wading through the crowd toward her.
        "Problem you hap" she said brusquely.
        "I thought you were going to pay us as soon as we got beck to
Munchen,"Jonah said.
        "Certainly," she replied, glancing out of the corner of her eyes at
the two towering orange figures behind him. They grinned at her. "I've told
everyone"-a hand waved at the others disembarking-"credit chips or account
transfers will be made at the opening of bank hours tomorrow. Itis Sunday,
you know."
        Jonah blinked in bewilderment for a moment, then realised what she
meant. Wunderland was a very conservative place; about what you would expect
from a settlement founded by North European plutocrats in the late twenty-
first century. Even now they still observed religious holidays.
        "May we eat it if it attempts to snatch away ourgainlprey?" Bigs
snarled in the Hero's Tongue: in the Menacing Tense, at that.
        "Shut up," Jonah whispered; Bigs was uncivilised, even for a kzin. "A
lot of people around here understand that language-do you want to start a
riot, talking about eating a human?" Far too many had been
         IME HALL OF~IHE MOUNTAIN KING 53

        eaten; compulsory holocasts of kzinti hunting parties chasing down
political prisoners had been a staple of the occupation.
        Bandit, I was the quarry for a kzinti hunting party, he reminded
himself Me and Ingrid. He pushed the memory out of his mind; thinking about
Ingrid was too painful Besides, the kzin hunting him had died.
        From Eldasson's narrowed eyes and slight smile, he suspected that she
had understood. Bandit. If there's a disturbance, she might really try to
stiff us. Kzinti were not popular with the courts, understandably enough-
although Jonah's war record would help. It was not everyone who had
assassinated a Planetary Governor like Chuut-Riit.
        "Look, Fra Eldasson, we're broke until we get paid -we don't even
have enough to buy a drink," he said reasonably.
        "Ja. Hmmm. Here"-She took him by the arm and lead him to one side,
behind a wrecked crane. The thick synthetic bars had frayed out into tangled
fiber fragments; heavy beam-rifle hit, from the look of it. Composites did
not weather, so it might have been from last year, or from the street-
fighting fifty years ago when the kzin landed.
        "Here's four hundred in cash," she said. "Don't let any of the others
know, or everyone will be about me like grisflies. Meet me at Suuomalisen's
Sauna later tonight, and I'll transfer the rest for you and your two
ratcats."
        "All right."

       '`Hrraer."

        "I thank Eldasson for the drink and the meat," Spots said, "but the
delay is irksome. We will have much to set at rights in our households; our
younger siblings are still immature, of shrunken liver and rattlepate."

        Bigs wrinkled his upper lip in agreement and        54 Man Win Ways V

        stropped his claws on the table. Shavings of tekdar curled back,
creamy yellow beneath the darker patina of the surface.
        Jonah nodded. They were in one of the quieter rooms of the Sauna,
which despite its name was an entertainment center of varied attractions,
some shocking even to him; the tamer floor shows were interesting, but of
course wasted on non-humans. The kzinti had eaten on their own-no human felt
comfortable with a feeding kzin, and the felinoids detested the smell of what
men ate -but had returned to wait with him.
        "Yeah; I'm anxious to get the credit deposited myself," he said. And
you're not bad company for ratcats, but you're not half as pretty as what I
have in mind, he thought: it had been a long month in the swamps. "Eldasson
had better show up soon."
        "Eldasson?" a voice said.

        Jonah looked up, slightly surprised. A man who associated with kzinti
got used to being ignored, or left to his own thoughts, whichever way you
preferred to look at it. The speaker was a thickset man for a Wunderlander,
with a bluejowled stubble of beard and a grubby turban; from one of the
little ethnic enclaves that hung on even here in Munchen. The light from the
stained-glass overhead lamps flickered across his olive skin.
        "She owes you money?" the man went on.

       "A fair bit," Jonah replied.

        The other man giggled and lifted his drink; the steel bracelets on
his wrist tinkled.
        "Then you had better have a written contract," he said. "Notarized."

        "Notarized?" Jonah said in alarm. "We've got the contracts, right
here." He tapped his belt-unit. "With mods for bonuses and overtime."

        "A personal recording?" the turbaned man said scornfully. "How long
have you been on Wunderland, flatlander?"
         IRE HALL OFTHE MOUNTAIN KING 55

        Jonah bristled and ran a reflexive hand down his Sol-Belter strip of
hair; his great-great-grandmother had been the last of his family to be born
on Earth.
        "Sorry-I knew by your accent you were Solsystem," the other said,
raising a placating hand. "Ijust wanted to warn you; Eldasson and Suuomalisen
are like that"-he held up two fingers, twined about each other-"and they're
both crooked as a kzin's hind leg. You'd better be ready to sue for that
money."
        A gingery scent filled the air; the stranger backed off in alarm, as
the two kzin stood and grinned, lines of slaver falling from their thin black
lips. The same thought had occurred to Jonah; a kzin was not likely to
receive much justice from the Wunderland junta's courts, these days.

       "Let's go hunting," he said.

       "Hraareow."

        Munchen was the biggest city Jonah had ever traveled: over a quarter
of a million people. There were many times that in the Belt, but not even
Gibraltar Base had as much in one habitat. Of course, much of Earth was one
huge city-over eighteen billion, an impossible number-but he had been born to
the Belt and the war against the Kzin. The other problem was that it wasn't a
habitat at all; it was uncontained, sprawling with the disregard for
distances of a thinly settled planet and a people who had been wealthy enough
to give most families their own aircar. The open space above still made him a
little nervous; he pretended it was the blue dome of a bubbleworld, one of
the larger farming ones with a high spin. Luckily, it was unlikely that
Eldasson was in the residential neighborhoods, or the slums that had grown up
during the occupation. Nor was she at the address Public Info listed as her
home, which had turned out to be a townhouse with several loud, extremely
  56 Man In Wars V
        xenophobic-or at least anti-kzinti-dogs.

        UHrunge k'tze hvrafo tui," Bigs said; he stopped, opened his mouth
and wet his nose with his tongue. "Tut, tea!"
        I think I scent the prey, Jonah translated mentally. He let the
length of skeelwood he was carrying up the sleeve of his overall drop until
the tip rested on his fingers. The prey is here.
        The nightspot they were staking out was a few hundred meters behind
them, around a slight curve in the tree-lined road. It was a converted house,
and the buildings here stood well apart; hedges lined the outer lawns, making
the turf roadway a glimmer of greenblack under the glowglobes. The summer
night was quiet and dark, the moon and Beta both down and the stars little
dimmed by city lights; the smell of dew was stronger than that of men's
engines. Feet came waD`ing, several pair. Then he saw them. Eldasson right
enough, but dressed in a fancy outfit of black embroidered tunic and
ballooning indigo trousers. A dark woman in a tight ship-quit to one side of
her, ann in arm, talking and laughing. Another behind them, tall even for a
Wunderlander but thick-built, almost a giant, shaggy ashblond hair . . .

        "Fra Eldasson," Jonah said, stepping into the pool of light under one
of the globes that hung from the treebranches; they were biologicals, hitched
into the tree's sap system. "How pleasant to meet you."
        He could sense the kzinti spreading out behind him. Not hear them-
their padded feet were soundless on the grass-but a whisper of movement, a
hint of sourginger scent. Kzin anger: it sent the hair on his own backbone to
bristling as conditioned reflex said danger. His smile was gnm. Danger in
truth, but not to him.
        Eldasson stopped, blinking at him. "What are you doing here?" she
snapped. Her companions looked at Jonah, then recoiled slightly at the sudden
looming
         THE HAT OF THE MOUNTAIN KING 57
        appearance of Spots and Bigs. The tall blond rumbled a challenge; the
two women crouched slightly, spreading to either side.
        I;inagle, Jonah thought. These aren't Larders. I mm ~ted. Even after
decades of war between Man and Kzin, most Earthers were still culturally
conditioned against violence. That had never gone as far on Wunderland, and
there had been little law here for humans while the kzinti ruled. Nobody who
prospered in those years was likely to be a pacifist. Jonah tapped his belt
unit, for emphasis and for a record of what followed.
        UWe got a little tired of waiting for you to show up with our money,
Fra Eldasson," he said calmly. "We'd like it now, if you please."
        "You'll get it as soon as the transfer to me clears," she said. The
voice was flat and wary; her right hand was behind her back.
        Calm settled onJonah, a comforting familiarity. The feeling of being
completely immersed in reality and completely detached at the same time, what
the adepts who trained him for war had said was the closest he would ever
approach satori. For the first time in a year, the wounds within his mind
ceased to itch.
        "Not good enough. We want itnow."

        "No! Now get out of this neighborhood; you're not welcome here."

        Bigs spoke; his Wunderlander was more thickly accented than his
sibling's and distorted by anger as well:
        " Why d o you think you can cheat a Hero and live, monkey ?"

        "Ah, a racial slur," Eldasson said, smiling tightly. ']illa, von
Sydow, remember that." To the kzin: "Go ch'rowl your Patriarch, ratcat."

        Bigs screamed and leaped. Everything seemed to move very slowly after
that. Jonah dove forward and down, the yawara-stick snapping out into his
hand, then sweeping toward Eldasson's wrist as it came out
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        with the chunky shape of a military-grade stunner. She was throwing
herself backward; the wood met the synthetic of the weapon instead of flesh,
and there was a high Larking buzz before the stunner flew off into darkness.
Bigs's leap turned from fluid perfection into a ballistic arch, and his body
met the earth with a thud that shook throughJonah's body. The human came up
coiling off his hands, one long leg pistoning out into Eldasson's stomach.

        That hurt. She was wearing impact armor, memoryplastic that stiffened
under rapid stress. The heelstrike still sent her back winded and wheezing
against the hedge. Spots came on in a hunching four-footed rush, like a giant
orange weasel; the blond giant roared and swept out a chopping cut with a
Gurkha knife. They circled, eight claws against a knife. The kzin was limping
as he turned, dark-red blood running down one columnar thigh, naked pink tail
held out rigidly to sweep around as a weapon in itself. The man had been
wearing armor too; it showed through the rents in his tunic, glittering where
the claws had scraped. Bigs was stirring and muttering. no longer a mute lime
nile of
         ICE E IA=OFTHE MOUNTAIN KINC 59

        around, one smashing at the stick, the second driving for his elbow
with bone-breaking force. He let the force ofthe blow help him pivot the
stick to block the second rod. Clock. Faint brushing contact against his left
arm. A - ' A datum, nothing more. Pain did not hurt; paying attention to it
hurt. Snap-kick to the inside of her knee, damage done but she rolled forward
with the fall and backflipped, coming up crouching with the rods before her
in an X, guard position.
        Eldasson was straightening up, whooping for breath. Her hand snapped
out a flat black lozenge and clenched; a shimmering appeared in the air
before it, and a tooth-gritting whine.Jonah knew what that was; ratchet
knife, a wire blade stiffened and set trembling thousands of times a second
by a magnetic field. It would slash through tissue and bone as if they were
jelly.
        7~just became mote serious, he thought, feeling his testicles trying
to draw themselves up into his abdomen.
        He rushed toward the woman with the shockrods, bringing his yawara
down in a straight overarm blow. k smacked into the X, and she slid the
shockrods down toward his hand. Jonah accepted it, accepted the sudden agony
that froze his lungs and sent shimmers of random light across his pupils. His
other hand gashed up to her wrists and he bore forward with his full weight
and strength. They went over backward; he landed with a knee in her stomach,
and the rods came down across her throat. The face beneath him convulsed, the
galvanic reaction tossing him aside before she slumped into unconsciousness.
Wheezing with pain he shoulder-rolled erect, both arms trembling as he
brought them back to guard position.
        Eldasson was on her feet and shuffling toward him, the ratchet knife
extended. Behind her the big human and Snots were still circling. It could
only have been
        orange fur. Onlv the edge of the beam con have

        Enough. The woman in the skin-quit came for Jonah, hands stripping
two black-plastic rods out of sheaths along her thighs, each baton a meter
long. Shockrods; the touch would bring utter pain, possible brain damage or
even death in the wrong place. She had delicate Oriental features, lynx-calm,
and the movements were unmistakable. Well, Nipponjin were common in the Alpha
Centauri system too, out in the Serpent Swarm. He lunged, using the length of
arm and leg, the point of his yawara punching out for her
        The hard wood clacked on Dlastic as both rods came

         thirty seconds or so She horned at him the hake      60 Man Kiin
Wars V
        invisible in the dimness, but he could hear it keening malevolently.
Jonah twisted aside desperately, felt something like a hot thread stroke
along his side. He tried for a kick and snatched the foot back when the knife
moved down, backing and feeling at the cut along his side. Not too deep, he
realized with a hot surge of relief; only enough to break the skin. Blood
flowed down his flank and soaked into his coverall around the waistband. He
retreated a little faster, looking around for something to use.
        Then Bigs rose in the shadows by the sidewalk.
        "Look behind you,"Jonah suggested helpfully, flexing his arms to try
and work the feeling back into them. Eldasson snorted contempt and bored in,
holding the ratchet knife before her like a ribbon saber and lunging as he
skipped away. She was breathing more nonnally now, and the twin red spots on
her cheekbones might have been anger as much as the aftereffects of being
gutkicked. Agruntoftriumph as he dodged to the side and went down on the
pavement; the ratchet knife went up for a slash, night air peeling back from
its buzzing wire edge. There was a yawp of sound; the woman's eyes rolled up
in their sockets, and the knife went silent as fingers released it. She
crumpled bonelessly to the ground, her head goingthock on the asphalt.

        Bigs clipped the stunner to his belt. Spots unlocked his jaws from
the knife-man's right shoulder and threw him a dozen paces to crumple
bonelessly on the soft turf of a lawn. Jonah swept up the ratchet knife and
flipped the hilt in his hand, the molecular distortion battery making it
heavy even in the .61-G field of Wunderland. The contractor's eyes were open;
Bigs had taken time to reset the stunner's field to light. That meant that
Eldasson could feel and see, although not move the main volun9 muscles. The
Sol-Belter drove his heel into her ribs withjudiciously calculated force.

          "Paytime, Fra Eldasson," he said. "Payback time."

          THE HALL OFTHE MOUNTAIN KING 61

        Her lips worked, trying to spit at him. Bigs picked her up by the
back of her tunic and shook her at arm's length, as effortlessly as he might
have a rag dolL When he was finished he brought her close and smiled in her
face, tongue dangling and carnivore breath hot.
        "How . . . how much?" she croaked.

          Just what you owe us,nJonah said. "Not one fennig more . . . in
money."
        General Buford Early looked a little less out of place in Munchen
than he did in his native Sol System, these days; men as black as he were
rare on Wunderland, and mostly from the Krio enclaves. They were even rarer
in the polyglot genetic stew of Earth. That was not true at the time of his
birth. He had been born while there were still distinct human sub-races, a
fact he took some care to disguise. Not least by keeping a careful ear for
the changes in language, and by muting the inhuman gracefulness learned
through the centuries. Other things he hid more deeply; but the power he held
from his rank in the UN Space Navy, from his role in the ARM, and from his
own force of personality, he did not bother to conceal. Heldja Eldasson
looked a little intimidated, sitting across the wide oak desk in the upper
offices of the Ritterhaus, once more headquarters of Wunderland's government.

        "What else could I do?" she said sullenly. The autodoc had healed the
worst of her injuries, but she had not been allowed enough time to clear up
the bruises that marked her face with red and blue splotches. "The ratcat-
lover had his tame kzing7m at me until I transferred the funds and
authenticated the contract."
        "You could have gone to the police," he pointed out, lighting a
cigar. That was also more common here on Wunderland than on Earth, among the
many archaisms he found rather pleasant.        fig
        Man Razz Wars V
        "Teuie~eim! They had the contracts-and would the police believe me,
with my record? I wouldn't have chanced stifling them, if you hadn't
suggested it I
        He stared at her for a moment, and she dropped her eyes before the
steady yellowish glare of his.
        "Excellency," she finished sullenly.

        "It should have occurred to you that-" Early stopped. That I have
influence untie the courts, and the police. Both quite true, although not to
the extent he would on Earth. There, opponents of the ARM-or the Brotherhood,
if they were unlucky enough to learn of its existence-could be ignored so
completely that they found nobody even acknowledged their existence any
longer. Harsher measures were rarely necessary; overt fear was a crude tool.
The Secret Reign had survived the centuries by manipulating men, not by
trying to rule them directly. It was already far older than any mere state in
the year Bubord Early was born . . .
        "Never mind," he continued. "You'll be compensated for your loss."
Loss of stolen money, he thought ironically. "And keep me informed of
anything to do with Matthieson. Understood?"
        '3awul," she replied.

       CHAPTER EIGHT

        Jonah pulled his head out of the fountain and shook it; the two kzin
looked up from tending their wounds and complained with ycowls as drops hit
their fur. The human restrained an impulse to grin at them; from the way they
were wagging their ears back at him, they felt the same way.
        "Well, we're rich," he said. "Comparatively speaking. Rich in spirit,
too-I never did like being cheated." And this time I got to do something
about it, he added silently. Finagle, but If eel good! Better than he had in
a year. Better than he had since the psychists released him and Early began
his campaign of persecution.
        Bigs grunt-snarled. Spots answered aloud: "We have fought side by
side," he said. His whiskers drooped. "Although there will be little enough
left of this money when our debts are paid and supplies laid in for our
households."
        "Considering that you were contemplating suicide the night I met you,
that's not bad," Jonah observed dryly, turning and sitting on the cornice of
the fountain. "How much will you have left?"
        "If we pay no more than the most pressing of our debts . . . " Spots
turned and consulted with his sibling in the Hero's Tongue; kzin felt uneasy
with a language as verbal as English. "A thousand each."
        "Hmmm. The idea is to let money make money," Jonah replied. "You
ought to invest it."
        Bigs folded his ears in anger, and the pelt laid itself         64
Ma+K~z Wars V
        flat on his face, sculpting against the massive bones. Spots lifted
his upper lip and let his tail twitch in derision.
        "If we had the skill, we would not have the opportunity. Business-who
would do business of that sort with a kzin?"
        "Well, I-" Jonah snapped his fingers. "Wait a minute! Remember that
dosshouse we stayed at, the night I told you about thejob?"
       "I would rather forget," Spots said.

        "Vermin," Bigs rasped. "Human-specific vermin at that. If the Fanged
God is humorous, they will die from ingesting kzin blood."
        "No, the old man I talked to-he'd been on prospecting expeditions
into theJotuns."
        Spots had bent his head to lap at the water in the fountain; now he
raised it, hands still braced on the rim, long pink washcloth-sized tongue
lapping at his jowls and whiskers.
        "You are altruistic, for a monk-for a numan, ne said suspiciously.

        "Tanj," Jonah replied. "There Ain't No Justice. You two are out of
luck because your side lost the war; I'm in bad odor with . . . hmmm, an
influential patriarch, let's say. And we've just pounded on some people who,
if not respectable, are certainly established citizens of Munchen. Reason and
health both say we should get out of town. If nothing else, living's cheaper
in the countryside. TheJotuns are pretty wild; we could hunt most of our
food."
        Mat brought the kzinti heads up, both of them. The aliens stared at
him with their huge round lion-colored eyes for a moment, then looked at each
other.
        "I've got three thousand, you've got thirty-five hundred, our two
friends here have a thousand apiece. No, that's not enough. Mm-hm. Need about
twice that."
         THE HAIL OF THE MOUNTAIN KING 65

       ,:

       ,

       . i, l

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       1:

        The old man's name was Hans Shwartz, and he had been perfectly
willing to discuss an expedition. His honesty was reassuring, if depressing.

        "Why so much?" Jonah asked. "I've done rockjack work, back in the
Sol-Belt, but this is planetside-the air's free."
        ']a, but nothing else is," Hans said. "Look. You've got animals-no
sense in trying to take ground vehicles, it's too rough in there-and you've
got personal supplies, you've got weapons-"
        "Weapons?"

        "Bandits. Worse now than during the war. Weapons, then there's
detector equipment. SouthernJotuns have funny geography, difficult-that's why
it's worthwhile going in there. Scattered pockets of highyield stuff; doesn't
pay for large-scale mining, even these days."
        Jonah nodded, and the two kzin flared their nostrils in agreement.
The Serpent Swarm had been stripped of experienced rockjacks; they made the
best stingship fighter-pilots, and the Alpha Centauran space-navy had
inherited plenty of shipbuilding capacity from the occupation. Thousands of
small strike craft built in Tiamat and the other space fabrication plants
were riding in UN carriers deeper and deeper into kzinti space. Even so, the
natural superiority of asteroid mining was only somewhat diminished. There
would have been little or no mining and industry on the surface of Wunderland
but for the kzinti. Kzin had been in its late Iron Age when theJotok arrived
and brought with them the full panoply of fusion power and gravity
polarisers. The polariser made surface-to-orbit travel fantastically cheap,
and with fusion power pollution had never been a problem either.
        'tea, lot of stuff we'd need to make it worthwhile going. I'm willing
to invest my savings, but not lose them-why do you think I'm sleeping in
flophouses        66 Ma+Kzir' Wars V
        with three thousand kronain the bank? The return would be worth it,
but only if we're properly equipped."
        Jonah rubbed at his jaw; the stubble was bristly, and he reminded
himself to pick up some depilatory, now that he could afford it.
        "What prey is in prospect?" Bigs said.

        Shwartz understood the idiom; he seemed to have had some experience
with kzin. Enough to know basic etiquette like not staring, at least.
        "Depends, t'kzmtar." Warrior, in the Hero's Tongue; a derivative of
whoosh, male. "Possibly, nothing at all! That's the risk. Have to go way
outback; anything near a road or shipline's been surveyed to hell and back.
Take in filter membranes, then build a hydraulic system if we discover
anything. Pack it out. Only the heavy metals and rare earths worth enough.
With luck, oh, maybe ten, twenty thousand krona each-profit, that is, after
expenses. Depends on when you want to stop, of course."
        "Twenty thousand sounds fine to me," Jonah said. About the price of a
rockjack's singleship, in normal times. More than enough for independence, if
he managed carefully; passage back to Sol System, if he wanted it. "Excuse us
for a minute?"
        "Ja," the old man said mildly, stuffing his pipe and turning away to
sit quietly on his cot, blowing smoke rings at the grimy ceiling of the
dosshouse.
        Jonah and the kzin brothers huddled in a corner; the half-ton of
sentient flesh made a barrier as good as any privacy screen.
        "Sounds like the best prospect going," he murmured.

        "Yes," Spots said. He took a camp from his belt and tapped at the
screen; a kzin military model, rather chunky, marked in the dots-and-commas
of the aliens' script. "That would repurchase enough land to sustain

        THE HAIL OF THE MOUNTAIN KING 67

        our households. With an independent base, we could contract work to
meet our cash-flow problems."
        "I am tempted," Bigs cut in; they both looked at him in surprise. "My
liver steams with thejuices of anticipation. With enough wealth, we need no
longer associate so much with humans." His ears folded away and he ducked his
muzzle. "No offence, Jonah-Matthieson. You hardly seem like a monkey."

        "None taken," Jonah said dryly. Actually, he's quite reasonable . . .
for a,bussy, he thought, using the old UN Space Navy slang for the felinoids.
That was flattery. Accepting defeat violated kzin instincts as fundamental

        I to them as sex was to a human. Walking among aliens

        who did not recognize kzinti dominance without lashing out at them
took enormous strength of will.
        "Hrrrr." Spots closed his eyes to a slit; the pink tip of his tongue
protruded slightly. "How are we to raise the additional capital?" He
brightened, unfurling ears. "A raid! We will-"
        Jonah groaned; Bigs was grinning with enthusiasm . . . aggressive
enthusiasm. How had these two survived since the liberation? Badly, he knew.

       "No, no-do you want to end up inprison?"

        That made them both wince. Kzinti were more vulnerable to sensory
deprivation than humans; they were a cruel race, but rarely imprisoned their
victims except as a temporary holding measure. Kzin imprisoned for long
periods usually suicided by beating their own brains out against a wall, or
died in raving insanity if restrained.
        "No, we'll have to go with what the old coot had in mind,"Jonah
concluded.
        Huge round amber-colored eyes blinked at him. "But he said he did not
have access to sufficient funds," Spots pointed out reasonably, licking his
nose and sniffing. Puzzlement: I mififoryour reasoning.
        It was amazing how much you learned about kzinti,        68 Mandolin
Wars V
        working with them for a month or two. Back in Sol System, nobody had
known squat about the aliens, except that they kept attacking-even when they
shouldn't. Now he knew kzin body language; he also knew their economic system
was primitive to the point of absurdity. Not surprising, when a bunch of
feudalpastoral savages were hired as mercenaries by a star-faring race, given
specialised educations, and then revolted and overthrew their employers. That
had happened a long, long, long time ago, long enough to be quasi-legend
among the kzin. They had never developed much sophistication, though; nor a
real civilisation.
        What they had done was to freeze their own development. The kzin
became a space-faring power long before they understood what that meant; and
with space travel came access to genetic alteration techniques. The kzin used
those, both on their captives and on themselves. The plan was to make them
better; but better to the Race of Heroes meant to be even more primitive,
even more dedicated to the Fanged God, even more loyal to the Patriarch.
Civilization breeds for rationality; but the kzin used gene mechanics to
build in proofagainst that.
        While they were at it, they altered their social customs, then
changed their genes so the new customs would be stable. The result was a race
of barbarians, culturally well below the level of the Holy Roman Empire,
roaming through space in wars of conquest and slavery.
        Fortunately they had also changed their genes to make themselves more
Heroic; and to a kzin, Heroes were rarely subtle and never deceptive.

        Heroes don't lie, and they don't steal. It should he enough,Jonah
thought. So-
        "He'll have a backer in mind," Jonah said. "A beneath-the-grass
patriarch. A silent partner." Explaining the concept took a few minutes.
"Otherwise
         ME HAIR OFTHE MOUNTAIN KING 69

       he wouldn't have talked to us at all."

       The huge kzinti heads turned toward each other.

       "We need hen," Spots said. "Badly."

       "Truth," Bigs replied morosely.

        | Each of them solemnly bared the skin on the inside

       of a wrist and scratched a red line with one claw, then

        ~ stared at him expectantly.
        I Oh, Finagle, the human thought. "Can I use a knife?"
        | he said aloud.

        "I won't take money from Harold YartEkin,"Jonah said bluntly.

        He stared narrow-eyed at the lean Herrenmann face across the table,
with its arrogant asymmetric double spike of beard. The room was large,
elegant, and airy in the manner of Old Munchen, on the third story of a
townhouse overlooking the Donau and the gardens along its banks. Almost as
elegant as Claude Montberrat-Palme in his tweeds and suede, looking for all
the world like a squire just in from riding over the home farm. He lounged
back in the tall carved-oak chair, framed against the bright sunlight and the
wisteria and wrought iron of the balcony behind him. His smile was lazy and
relaxed.
         "Oh, I assure you, there's no money of his in this. We're . . .
close, but not bosom companions, if you know what I mean."
         ln~rid, Jonah's mind supplied. An old and tangled rivalry; resolved
now, but the scratches mustlinger. His were about healed, but he hadn't spent
forty years brooding on them.
         "Although he probably woubl back you up. You did save both their
lives, there at the end."
         Jonah felt a cold shudder ripple his skin, but the sensation was
fading. There are no more thrift, he told himself. None at all, except for
the Sea Statue in the UN museum, and that was safely bottled in a stasis
field         70
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        until the primal monobloc recondensed. After an instant the sensation
went away. A year ago the memory attacks had been overwhelming; now they
werejust very, very unpleasant. Progress, of a sort.
        "Not interested," he said flatly. For one thing, our dear friend
Harold might have left me here for the Sissies, if it wouldn't have made him
look bad in front of Inlaid. Harold Yarthkin was a hero of sorts; Jonah knew
the breed, from the inside. As ruthless as a kzin, when he was crossed or
almighty Principle was at stake.
        "But as I said, it's my money."

        "Why are you spending your time on this pennyante stuff, then?" Jonah
asked. His nod took in the room, the old paintings and wood shining with
generations of labor and wax.
        "I'm not as rich as all that," Montterrat said to Jonah's skeptical
eyebrow. "Contrary to rumor, most of the money I, hmmm, disassociated from
official channels during the occupation didn't stick. Much of the remainder
went after the liberation-my vindication wasn't an automatic matter, you see.
Too many ambiguous actions. And I'm not exactly in good odor with the new
government. The ARM doesn'tlike any of us who were involved in . . . that
business, you know. Therefore the most lucrative investments, like buying up
confiscated estates, are barred to me. But yes, backing an expedition like
yours isn't all that good a bet. I've funded a number, and no more than
broken even."
        "Why bother?"

        "For some reason, the Provisional Government-our acquaintance
Markham, and General Early-doesn't really want exploration in that quarter.
Among the many other things they dislike.Just to put a spoke in their wheels
is satisfaction enough for me, so long as it doesn'tcost money.Andbesides,
perhaps the horse willlearn losing."
        Jonah shrugged offthe reference and sat in thought for a moment.

        THE HALL OF THE MOUNTAIN KING 71

        "Accepted," he said, and leaned forward to press his palm to the
recorder.
        ~ . . . and that, my dear, was how Jonah Matthieson came to be
prospecting in these hills," Montlerrat finished.
        Night had fallen during the tale, and the outdoor patio was lit by
the dim light of the town's glowstrips. Insectoids fluttered around them,
things the size of a palm with wings in swirling patterns of indigo and
crimson; they smelled of burnt cinnamon and made a sound as of glass chimes.
Tyra took a cigarette and leaned forward to accept the man's offer of a
light; she leaned back and blew a meditative puffat the stars before
answering him.
        "You certainly don't believe in letting the left hand know what the
right does, do you, Herr MontlerratPalme. Claude."
        His grin was raffish and his expression boyishly frank. "No," he
said. "But I'll tell you everything . . . "
        She raised a brow.

        " . . . that I think you need to know. I'm still uncertain of Jonah-
uncertain of what the psychists did to him. I need someone to watch him; to
report back to me, if there's any sign he's not what he pretends to be. And
unobtrusively check up on any attempt to sabotage his expedition. You're the
perfect choice, young and obscure . . . and Jonah is likely to trust you, if
that's necessary."
        "Well and good, and I can use the employment," Tyra said, giving him
a level stare. "But what are your purposes here, myn Herr?"
        "Money." After a moment he continued: "For a reason. I've got
political plans. Not so much ambitions-with my history I'll never hold
office-but I have candidates in mind. Harry, for one . . . I intend, in the
long run, to put a glitch in Herrenmann        Man win Ways V
        Reichstein-Markham's program; he'd make a very bad caudillo, and I
think he's got ambitions in that direction." Tyra nodded grimly. "Beyond
that, I want to get the ARM out of Wunderlander politics-a long-term project-
and ease the transition to democracy.
        "Not," he went on with a slight grimace, "the form of government I'd
have chosen, but we have little choice in the matter, do we? In any case, I
need money, and I need information, which is power. This business isjust one
gambit in a very complicated game."
        "I've never been called a pawn so graciously before," Tyra said,
rising and extending her hand. The older aristocrat clicked heels and bent
over it. "Consider it a deal, Claude."
        ~ CHAPTER NINE

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        The convoy was crowded and slow as it ground up the switchbacks of
the mountain road. Hovercraft had a greasy instability in rocky terrain like
this, setting Jonah's teeth on edge. The speed was disconcerting, too.
Insect-slow, in one sense, compared to the singleships and fighter stingcraft
he had piloted in the War, but you could not see velocity in space.
Uncomfortably fast in relation to the ground; he kept expecting a collision-
alarm to sound. He ignored the sensation, as he ignored the now-familiar
scent of kzin, and scrolled through the maps instead. The flatbed around them
was crowded, with farmers and travelers and mothers nursing their squalling
young, and a cage full of shouts that turned hysterical every time the wind
shifted and they scented Bigs and Spots. The kzin were sleeping; they could
do that eighteen hours a day when there was nothing else to occupy their
time.
        Hans tapped the screen. "No sense in looking anywhere near here, like
I said," he went on. "Surveyors found it all, and then when it got worth
taking the contractors took it all out, twenty, thirty years ago. We'll buy
some animals in Gelitzberg and-~
        An alarm did go off, up in the lead truck. Almost at once an
explosion followed, and a slow tide of dirt and rock came down the hillslope
to their right, with jerking trees riding atop it like surfboarders on a
wave. The autogun on the truck pivoted with smooth robotic quickness and its
multiple barrels fired with a noise like yapping dogs, streaks of light
stabbing out at other        74 Manikin Wars V
        lines of fire reaching down from the scrubby hillside. Magenta globes
burst where the seeker missiles died, but more lived to smash their liquid-
metal bolts into engines; then the guard truck took the avalanche broadside
and went spinning down the slope to vanish n a searing act~nic glare as its
power core ruptured. Molecular distortion batteries could not explode,
strictly speaking, but they contained a lot of energy.
        By that time Jonah had already rolled off the flatbed and dived for
the roadside bush; he had seen boarding actions during the war, and had
trained hard in gravity. He landed belly-down and eeled his way into the
thick reddish-brown native scrub, ignoring the thorns that ripped at his
exposed hands and face. To his surprise, Hans was not far away and moving
rather more quietly. The response of the two kzin was not surprising at all;
they went over the heads of their human companions and up the hillside in a
series of bounding leaps, then vanished into cover with an appalling
suddenness.
        Jonah licked at the sweat on his upper lip and took up the trigger
slack on his magrifle. It was a cheap used model, and the halo sight that
sprang into existence over the breech quivered slightly and never reached the
promised x40 magnification. It was still much better than nothing, and he
used it to scan the upper slope carefully, starting close and working back.
The bandits were visible in short snatches, working their way cautiously
toward the wrecked convoy. Fire still crackled overhead from passengers and
guards; the bandits returned it with careful selectivity, not wanting to
damage their loot more than was needful. One face showed through a gap
between rocks for an instant, a heavy pug countenance with brown stubble and
a gold tooth.
        If they had seeker missiles, the~y'vepmbablygotagoodja7rm~r, Jonah
thought. No help to tee expected anytime soon.
         THE HAM OFTHE MOUNTAIN KING 75

        "Here goes," he whispered softly, laid the sightingbead on a blurred
shape screened by bush, and stroked at the trigger.
        His rifle was set for high-subsonic; the slug gave a sharp pfm and
the weapon bumped gently at his shoulder. The bandit folded and dropped
backward, screaming loud enough to be heard over a thousand meters. One of
the weaknesses of impact armor; when there was enough kinetic energy behind
the projectile, the suddenly-rigid surface could pulp square meters of your
body surface. Very painful, if not fatal.
        Hans was firing too, accurate and slow. Jonah snapshot, raking the
slope and clenching his teeth against the knowledge that they would be
scanning for him, with better sensors than an overage rifle sight. They had
heavy weapons, too.
        Another scream, this time one of kzin triumph, inhumanly loud and
fierce; instincts that remembered tiger and sabertooth raised hairs under the
sweat-wet fabric of his jacket. A human body soared out and tumbled down the
hillside, limp in death. Seconds later, a globe of flame rose from nearby,
the discharge of a tripod-mounted beamer's power cell. Another heavy beamer
cut loose, but this time directed back upslope at the bandits. Jonah's sights
showed Bigs holding it like a hand weapon, screaming with gapejawed joy as he
hosed down the hillside. Bush flamed, and men ran through it burning. Jonah
shot, shifted aimpoint, shot again, as much in mercy as anything else. When
he shifted to wide-angle view for a scan, he saw a swarthyfaced bandit in the
remnants of military kit rallying the gang, then leading them in a swift
retreat over the hill.
        And the two kzin pursuing. "Come back!" he screamed incredulously.
Hans looked at him; the humans shrugged, and began to follow.
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       Man KzinWars V

        immutable fact of life. Hans watched the last of them go bucking off
across the dusty square of Neu Friborg with a philosophical air.
        "Waste of time, horses, anyway," he said. "Die on you, like as not.
Draw tigripards. Mules are what we need; mules for the gear, and we can walk.
Kitties'd have to walk anyhow, too heavy for horses."
        " I eat herbivores, I do not perch upon them," Bigs said, and stalked
offto curl up on a rock and sulk.
        "Will these . . . mules be more sensible?" Spots asked dubiously.

        The stock pens had been set up for the day, collapsible metal frames
old enough to be rickety; most of the work animals being offered for sale had
been stunned into docility by the heat. High summer in the southern Jotuns
was no joke, with both suns up and this lowish altitude. Jonah fanned himself
with his straw hat, wiped sweat from his face and looked dubiously at the
collection of bony animals who turned their long ears towards him. It was
probably imagination, the look of malicious anticipation . . . and planets
have lousy climate control systems, he added to himself. His underwear was
chafing, and he was raw under his Sunbelt. The pens stank with a hot, dry
smell and buzzed with flies, Terran and the six-winged Wunderlander
equivalents.
        "I haven't had much to do with animals," he said dubiously. Except to
eat them sometimes, and he preferred his meat prepared so its origin wasn't
too obvious. In space you ate rodent, mostly, anyway, or decently synthesised
protein. It made him slightly queasy, the thought of eating something with
eyes that size and a large head.
        "You'll learn," Hans said, running his hands expertly down the legs
of one animal. "Won't do," he added to the owner, in outbacker dialect.
"Galls. Let's see t'other one.
        "Yep, you'll learn," he continued toJonah. "Unless you want to carry
three hundred kilos of gear yourself."
         THE HAM OFTHE MOUNTAIN KING 77

       "I see your point,"Jonah replied.

        The mule stretched out its neck at Spots and gave a deafening bray
with aggressive overtones. The kzin's fur bottled, and he hissed back at the
mule, which blinked and fell silent. From the way its eyes rolled, it was
keeping a wary watch on the big carnivore . . .
        "Thiss'un '11 do," Hans told the owner. "And the other five."

         The grizzled farmer nodded and whistled for the town registrar, who
came over with a readout pistol and scanned the barcodes laser-marked into
the mules' necks.
         "Set down," she said, tucking the instrument into a holster in her
skirts. "New system, just back on line- haven't had a computer link like this
since way back in the occupation." She gave Spots a hard glare; that was
extremely bad manners by kzinti standards, but the felinoid stared over her
head.
         Poor bleeping push must have had a lot of practice at that, Jonah
thought with some compassion. Stares and jostling and tobacco smoke; life was
not easy for kzin under human rule. On the other hand, we don't enslave or
eat them, so matters are rasher more than even.
         "Might as well get started," Hans concluded, after slapping palms
with the farmer. "You fellas need to learn how to do up a pack saddle. Got to
be balanced, or you'll get saddle galls and then we'll be stuck without
enough transport to carry our gear. Couldn't have that. All right, first
lesson."
        He handed one of the wood-and-leather frames to Spots, together with
a blanket. "Fold the blanket, then put the saddle firmly across."
        Spots picked up the gear in his stubby-fingered fourdigit hands,
conscious of the village loafers and small children watching him. So
conscious that he did not realise what the mule's laid-back ears meant, and
the        Mar~Rzin wars v
        way it turned its head to fix him with one distanceestimating eye.
The kick was swift even by kzinti standards, and precisely aimed. Spots made
a whistling sound as he flew back, folding around his middle. The onlookers
laughed; he fought back to all fours. His back arched, fur bottled out, ears
folded away in combat mode, and his tail stood out like a pink column behind
him. He was beyond lashing it, in his rage, and his lower jaw sank down on
his breast in the killing gape as he whooped for breath. Adrenaline surge and
lack of oxygen sent grey across his eyes and narrowed his vision down to a
tunnel. When a human moved at the corner of it, he whirled and began the
upward gutting stroke with barred claws.
        The motion froze. It was the humanJonah, and he stood calmly in the
position of respectful-nonaggression, with no smell of fear. His teeth were
decently concealed. Slowly, slowly, willpower beat down the aching need to
kill and the rage-shame of mockery. The loafers had tumbled backward at the
blurring-swift kzin leap that left Spots back on his feet, though some of the
children had cried out in delight as at a wonder. Spots's pelt sank back
toward normal, and he forced his ears to unfold, his tail to relax. Jonah
bent and picked up the saddle and its blanket pad.
        "Shall we do this together?" he said in an even voice. "I wouldn't
care to be kicked by that thing, myself-I don't have cartilage armor across
my middle the way you Heroes do."
        Stiffly, Spots's ears waggled; the equivalent of a forced smile.
"Mine is not in very good condition, at the moment. How shall we approach?"

       "One on either side," Jonah said. "We shouldn't give him a target."

       "Hrroaaeeeeeeee!" Bigs shrieked and leapt.

       The gagrumpher froze for a fatal instant, its six legs

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           ITIE HALLOFTHE MOUNTAIN KING 79

        tensed and head whipping backward, then spurted forward in a
desperate bound. Spots rose out of the underbrush almost at its feet and
lunged for the exposed throat, fastening himself with clawed hands and feet
to the big animal and sinking his fangs into its throat. Blood bubbled
between his teeth, hot and salty and spicy across his tongue, but he
concentrated on squeezing his jaws shut. Air wheezed through the punctured
windpipe and he gave a grunt of triumph as it dosed beneath the bone-cracking
pressure of his grip. Suffocation killed the prey, when you got a good
throat-hold. The animal collapsed by the forelegs, then went over on its side
with a thump as Bigs arrived and threw his massive form against its
hindquarters. A few seconds more and it kicked and died.
        They crouched for a moment, panting, forepawhands on the warm body.
The soft night echoed to the throbbing killscream of triumph, and then they
settled down to the enjoyable task of butchering and eating. Spots cuffed
affectionately at his sibling as they ripped open the body cavity and
squabbled over hearts- gagrumphers had two, one major and one secondary, like
most Wunde~land higher life-forms-and liver. It was a big beast, twice the
weight of an adult male kzin, half a human ton, but they made an appreciable
dint in it, before feeling replete enough to pile the remainder in torn-off
segments of hide; it would be fresh enough to eat for a couple of days. With
the chore done they could lie at leisure, cracking bones for marrow with
rocks and the hilts of their wtsai-knives, nibbling at treats of organ and
tripe, grooming the blood and bits out of each other's fur.
        "lt is well, it is well," Bigs crooned, working over the hard-to-
reach places at the back of his sibling's neck. It was amazing where the
blood got to, when you stuck your head into the prey's abdominal cavity.

        "It is well," Spots confirmed, yawning cavernously. "If        80
Mam~nWa~s V
        I never eat synthetic protein again, it will be far too soon. Nothing
is lacking but ice cream, or some bourbon with milk."
        "Your pride-mate provides," Bigs announced, unslinging a canteen and
two net dishes that collapsed against it. "The bourbon, at least."
        A throaty purr resounded from both throats. Thus Is how He Aged God
meant Anti to dye, Spots thought. The night was bright to their sight, full
of interesting scents; a gratifying hush of terror was only gradually wearing
off, as the native life reacted to the roar of hunting kzin.
        It was how kzin had lived, for scores of scores of millennia, on the
savannahs and in the jungles of Kzin itself The scent of his brother was rich
and comforting with their common blood. So had young warriors lived in the
wandering years, cast out by their fathers and the home pride. They grouped
together in the wastelands, brothers and half-brothers and cousins, growing
strong in comradeship and skill, until they could raid the settled bands for
females of their own-or even displace their fathers and become lords in their
own right. From those bonds sprang the pride and the clan, foundations of
kzinti culture. So had the Heroic Race lived through the long slow rise to
sentience, through all the endless hunting time. Before iron and fire, before
the first ranches. Long, long before the Jotoki came from space, with their
two-edged gifts of technology and education to hire orange-furred
mercenaries.
        "I scent a path that might have been," Spots mused, over a second
drink. "If theJotok had never come to Kzin-home, would we ever have been more
than wandering hunters, with castle-dwelling ranchers as the height of our
civilisation? My liver trembles with ambiguity-perhaps that would have been
best?"
        "And miss the Endless Hunt?" his more conventional sibling retorted.
"The flesh of these excellent gagrumphers?"
         THE E IALL OFTHE MOUNTAIN KING 81

        "The Endless Hunt is endless time spent in spaceships and habitats,
living on synthetic meat, never feeling wind in your fur," Spots replied.
They had both done tours of duty offplanet during the war, and served longer
in fortresses on the surface that might as well have been battlecraft. "And
living among aliens."
        "The Fanged God created them to serve us," Bigs said reasonably,
rolling onto his back in the gesture of relaxed trust and looking at Spots
upside-down. "Thus freeing the Heroes for the honorable path of war."

        "So said the Conservors of the Patriarchal Past," Spots said, with a
sardonic wave of his bat-wing ears. "You will note that there are few of them
around. We lost this war."
        Bigs's posture grew slightly rigid. "My nose is dry with worry," he
said, in an attempt at lightness. "Our impoverished but noble line is about
to be disgraced with a Kdaptist."
        "Lick your nose, kshat-hunter; 1 do not yet imagine that God created
Man in His image. Kdapt-Preacher I have seen; he is of great liver, but
rattlebrain as a kit. As a kzinrett. His experiences in the war . . ."

        Bigs nodded wisely. "Yet I will not challenge him claw-to-claw," he
said.
        Spots snorted, lips flapping against his teeth; the self-proclaimed
prophet had made many converts among the remaining kzinti in the Alpha
Centauri system. It was soothing to the self-esteem to blame defeat on God,
Who was the ultimate Victor in every life. He had made even more with an
uninterrupted series of personal victories in death-duels; his belt was like
a dried-flesh kilt with the ear trophies he had garnered since proclaiming
his mission. Luckily, he had also proclaimed his intention of voyaging to
Kzin itself and trying to convert the Patriarch. The Riit would deal with him
in due course, one assumed.
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        "We have suffered a setback," Bigs replied stubbornly, scratching his
belly. "It was unfair-the Outsiders intervened."
        Spots twitched tail. The mysterious Outsiders had sold the hyperdrive
to the human colonists of We Made It; it was still a matter offurious
controversy among the Wunderland survivors whether the Fifth Fleet so
painfully accumulated by the late, great Chuut-Riit would have overwhelmed
the human homeworld. Neither species would have stumbled on the hyperdrive
themselves, he thought, despite knowing some such thing had been made by the
ancient thrint and tnuctipun. It was so . . . unlikely.
        "Unfair," Bigs repeated.

        "As the great Kztarr-Shuru said, fairness is the concept of those
whose leap rams their nose into a stone wall. They open their eyes and
complain. Four fleets were destroyed by the monkeys," Spots said
meditatively, likewise scratching. The salt of blood made for a pleasantly
itching skin; his belly was drumtight with fresh meat he had killed with his
own teeth and claws, an intensely satisfying feeling. "Even when they had no
tradition of war. I have studied them."
        "Too much, my brother," Bigs said, rolling over onto his stomach to
talk seriously. "Even as you speak too much with theJonah-monkey."
        "The Jonah-monkey is a warrior," Spots said sharply. "He has saved
our honor . . . not to mention our lives.
        "For its own monkey purposes," Bigs grumbled, holding down a legbone
with both hands and gnawing. The tough bone grated and chipped beneath his
fangs. "Remember, in the end, there can be only Dominance toward such as it."

        Spots rose and stretched, one limb at a time, his tongue curling
pinkly. "When we are not paupers living on enemy territory . . ." he said,
and rippled his fur in a
         THE HAIJ" OF THE MOUNTAIN KINC 83

        shrug at the sharp scent of annoyance from his sibling. It faded; it
was difficult for any young kzintosh to maintain anger on a full belly after
a kill. UWe should return to their camp. AsJonah said, the old one will have
difficult setting a decent pace-he needs his rest."
        "Hrrraweo. Journeying with humans! The* cremated meats . . ."

        Spotsjoined in the shudder. "Yet we may hunt-we have not eaten so
well since the war ended."
        Truth." Bigs looked around at the minor scavengers, already
congregating for the scraps. UYetin
         I my inmost liver, I feel we are now such as these."

        With a sigh, they slid off into the friendly night, back toward the
human campfire.
        .~
        1
          THElLuLoFTHEMouNTAlN KING 85

          ù CHAPTER TEN

          "ID cards? We don' need no ID cards! We don' need no stinkin' ID
cards!"
        The bandit chief struck his fist on the table and snarled; thejugs of
drinkjumped, and one flask of sake fell. The porcelain was ancient and
priceless, an heirloom from Earth; one of the black-clad attendants had
crossed the room to catch it before it had time to travel half the distance
to the floor Scalding-hot rice wine cascaded across his wrists and forearms,
but there was no tremor in them as he set it reverently back in place, bowed,
and stepped smoothly to his guard position along the wall. Shigehero Hirose
spared him the indig
         nity of sending him to the autodoc; repairs could be Ag, I
         made at any time, but an opportunity to demonstrate ~-1

          true loyalty-and to accumulategiri-was more rare.

        The bandit, Gruederman, lost some of his bluster. Hirose thought that
was merely from the guard's speed, not from the true depths of disciplined
obedience it showed; but any lesson learned by a barbarian was an
improvement. "Herr Gruederman," the Nipponjin said. "I have gone to some
trouble to secure false identities for you and your group as members of the
Provisional Gendarmerie. I am sure you will find them very useful."
        Gruederman threw himself back in the chair, taking up his bottled
beer and gulping at it. Hirose hid a cold distaste behind his bland smile.
The other man was short and thickset, bouncy-muscular, which was something;
many Wunderlanders who did no manual labor
        were obscenely flabby. Humanity had had only a few centuries to adapt
to the .61 gravity, and millions to develop a physiology suited to 1.0. But
for the rest he was a slobbering pig, not even bothering to depilate- Hirose
suppressed a shudder at the sheer hairiness of gaijin-with great bands of
sweat darkening his khaki tunic under the armpits and at the neck. Granted,
the hotel room was hot, even with the ceiling fan, but . . .
        He wrinkled his nose. Gruederman didn't wash very often, either, and
he had the rank body odor of a red-meat eater.
        "More guns is what we need, more equipment," he was saying. "Not
stinkin' ID. Why can't you get us guns? You slants fence what we take, you've
got to have good contacts."
        "Our contacts are our concern," Hirose said quietly. "We have
provided a valuable service; you may purchase weapons elsewhere with the
valuate we supply." And we are not going to make you so much of a menace that
the Provisional Government looks too closely, which would happen if we
provided you with the equipment you desire. "In return, we ask only that you
do an occasional favor . . ."
        Gruederman frowned. 'pa, no problem, we boot some head. Who you want
done?"
        Hirose pushed the bolos across the table and sipped delicately at his
sake.
        "Lieber Herr Gott!" Gruederman swore, taking another swig of beer.
"Ratcats!"
        "The humans are the crucial targets," the oyabun said quietly.

        "I know these fuckers! They were on the convoy to Neu Friborg last
week. Shot us up! You say they're gain' into theJotuns?" Hirose inclined his
head. "No problem, we boot their headsgood."
       "Excellent," Hirose said, nodding.

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       Man Kiin Wars V

        and swaggered to the door. "We boot them good." The bandit hitched et
his belt end went out without bonging. The oyabun walked quickly to the
window and flung it open; without needing orders, the others began to clean
the room and lit incense.
        The things I do for the Secret Rule, he thought ironically. (Jrfor
fear of the Secret Rule. Once your family was in the Brotherhood, there was
no such thing as resignation. That was how the world had been knit together,
back on Earth; slowly, but oh so surely. "Until Holy Bloodless Holy Grail . .
." he quoted to himself. And now, it seemed, the extra-solar colonies would
go the same way. He sighed; it had been pleasant, the degree of autonomy four
and a half light-years interposed between Earth and Alpha Centauri. Virtual
independence, the way it must have been on Earth before Nippon was opened to
the West, when the Eastern Way families had received their orders from the
Elders only once or twice in a generation. All things came to an end, though;
the kzinti had come, the hyperdrive had followed, and now the universe had
shrunk drastically once more.
        It was useless to think of resistance. Even more so to think of
rebellion, or exposing the Brotherhood; it had been exposed a dozen times,
and it did not matter. In more than one century investigators had managed to
publish books with most of the details of the Brotherhood, its origin, many
of the membership, even some of the signs of the Craft. They hadn't mattered.
The books were not believed. They were buried under a mountain of
disinformation, the tale-tellers ignored if outsiders, silenced if initiates.
Outright rebels like Frederick Barbarossa and Lenin were crushed. Invincible,
secret beyond secret, the conspiracy at the heart of all conspiracies and
secret orders, the Brotherhood went on. Just at the moment it took the form
of the ARM and Butord Early, and demanded that certain individuals vanish in
the dangerous, bandit-haunted
         THE T IAII~ OF THE MOUNTAIN KING 87

        wastes of theJotuns. That, at least, was easily arranged, with
willing tools who knew nothing of what purpose they served.
        "Go." He turned, nodding to the attendant who had caught the spilled
wine. "See to your hurts."
        He kept his voice curt, but the man sensed the approval. When the
time comes to silence Grued~7nan, I win send that one, Hiroshe decided. None
of Gruederman's band could be allowed to live, of course. They would be no
loss to anyone.
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        "It's a very tempting proposition, Herr Early-or should I say Herr
General Early?-but I'm afraid it's not what I had in mind at the present
time," Claude MontSerrat-Palme said.
        His current mistress set a tray between the two men and withdrew; she
was a spectacular blond in red tights and slashed tunic, and Early's eyes
followed her out of the lounge with appreciation. Low gravity could do some
interesting things for the human figure, things only prosethics or special
effects could accomplish on Earth. Belters were usually too spindly to take
advantage.
        They were meeting on Montlerrat's home ground, the manor-house of his
grudgingly restored estate. Grudgingly, since his allegiance to the
Resistance had been so late and politic, but the conversion had been
spectacular when it came. Also he turned out to have used much of the graft
that came the way of a collide chief of police for Munchen to help refugees,
most of whom had showed their gratitude in electorally solid ways . . .
Rather surprising me, Montferrat chuckled inwardly. Sometimes I wish the
world would not keep chipping away at my cynicism so. You needed the vigor of
disillusioned youth to maintain a really black, bitter cynicism. In his
seventh decade and settling into middle age, Claude felt a disconcerting
mellowing effect.
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        Wunderland-the Alpha Centauri system-is going to be independent. Of
the kzin, and of Earth and the UN."
        "You'd better be sure you've got ample bargaining power before you
sit down to bargain with me," Early warned.
        "Oh, exactly, my dear General. Which is why, as you will have
noticed, I'm not bargaining with you now."
        Unexpectedly, Early laughed; it was a deep rich sound, thick as
chocolate. "You aren't, are you?" He took another sip of the brandy. "Well,
in that case- perhaps you could expand on the remark you made at dinner,
about local performance techniques and classical Meddelhoffer?"
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         "He's not ha," Jonah gasped, flopping down on a rock and watching
Hans swing along up the mountainside.
         Bigs rolled a baleful eye at him as he lay prone in the track,
twitching expressive eyebrows; Spots carefully poured water from a plastic
container over his body, from head to the base of his tail. Then he trudged
down to the small stream and poured several more over his own head before
returning to repeat the process with his brother. Both kzin were panting,
their tongues lolling, the palms of their hands and feet and their tails
oozing sweat. Those were the only ways kzinti had to shed excess heat; Kzin
was a cooler planet than Earth or Wunderland. Besides . . .
         "If-" Spots stopped, thrust his muzzle into the plastic container and
lapped down a torrent ~-if I remember my instructors, you monk-hrrreaow, you
Men evolved into omnivores by taking to running down your prey in long
chases."
         "Think so," Jonah replied.

        His feet hurt, and he felt dizzy from the amount he'd sweated. A
swallow from his canteen to wash down salt tablets, and he poured more on a
neckerchief and wiped his face and neck. The hollow where they had halted was
shady at least, big gum trees and whipsticks, but the steep rock to either
side concentrated the sunlight, and it was humid as well. The air hummed and
buzzed with insects, drawn to sweat, landing and biting and stinging. The
human ignored them; there was no         92 Ma+Kzin Wars V
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         relief until they made camp and set up the sonics-
         and those had to be turned low or the sensitive ears of
         the kzin found them unbearable in frequencies
         humans could not hear.
         "Well, we Heroes evolved from stalk-and-leap ~
         hunters!" Spot snapped. Literally: his jaws closed on ',i'l7`
 the word with a wetclomp. "Ofcou7se we don't shed heat
         as well. We don't chase prey that escapes our ambush!
         We never needed to! We developed brains cunning
         enough to catch meat without following it for days!"
         There was a teeth-gritting whine in the kzin's voice.
         Bigs was in worse shape, heavier and thicker-pelted; he
         simply lay with his tongue hanging out on the ground.
         Jonah nodded wordlessly, stumbling down to the stream
         and refilling his canteen. He had never had the slightest
         interest in chasing prey of any sort, except kzinti Venge ful
Slasher-class fighters during the War-and that           could be done in the
decent comfort of a crashcouch,
         right next to a good food synthesiser and autodoc. Fight ing in
space was war for gentlemen: either you won or           you died, usually
quickly, and you did it in climate conditioned comfort. There had been a
couple of          boarding actions when the Fourth Fleet was smashed,
         but even those had been done in space armor.
         He shuddered slightly, swallowing hard. There had
         been tubing in the meat last night.
         The water looked cool and inviting as he dipped his
         head once more. The pebbles in the bottom were
         unusual-he noticed the dull glitter of them through
         the rippling water, and idly lifted a handful. Heavy, he
         thought, and threw them skipping across the surface.
         One struck a shovel lashed to the pack-saddle of a
         mule, startling the animal out of its torpor and into a
         briefbucking frenzy. The sound of pebble on steel was
         a dull, metallic clunk . . .
         "Wait a minute," Jonah whispered. He scrabbled at
         his belt for the sample spectroscope and scooped again

        for more pebbles; his hands were trembling as he shoved one into the
trap of the instrument and flicked the activator. "Platinum!" he yelled. The
kzinti unfurled their ears to maximum, like pink radar dishes. "54% platinum,
by Finagle's ghost!"
        Jonah Matthieson had been a rockjack, an asteroid prospector, in the
brief intervals of peace in Sol System; the methods in that were a great deal
more mechanised, but he knew what was valuable. He scrab bled in the
streambed, then tore back to his mules for the pan. Pebbles and heavy sand
washed out as he swirled the water and flicked off the lighter material.
Readings glowed as he jammed more samples into the scanner: 57%, 72%, an
incredible 88%. His stomach ached with the tension as he worked his way
upstream; Bigs and Spot were following, howl-spitting at each other in the
Hero's Tongue. At last he thought to call Hans. The Sol-Belter was still
fumbling with the belt radio when the old man came up, leading his mules and
looking nearly as phlegmatic.
        Ja," he said calmly. "Platinum all right. Nice heavy concentration."
He took the pipe out of his mouth to spit aside. "Worthless."
        Spot gave an ululating howl, jaws open at the sky. Bigs collapsed
again, this time into the stream with only his eyebrows and black nostrils
showing; his tail waved pink in the water, and little f~sh-analogues came to
nibble at it. Jonah felt an overwhelming urge to break the spectroscope over
the Wunderlander's head, and then a sick almost-headache at the back of his
neck.
        "It's a perfectly good industrial metal!" he protested, slogging to
the bank of the stream and sitting down on a wet rock. A kermitoid croaked
and thrashed away through the spiny underbrush. "It's used for everything
from chemical synthesis to doping crystal fusion cores. Back in the Sol Belt,
it was the first thing we looked for."        "Ja,souseful the kzinti hauled
seven or eight asteroids from the Swarm to near-Wunderland orbit as reserves,
back during the Fifth Fleet buildups" Hans nodded. "Still a lot of it left.
We need something valuable but not so valuable they thought to get a supply
set up," he went on. "Gold, hatnium, something like that. Well," he went on,
"rest-period's over. Got to get a move on if we want to get anything done."

       Spots and Bigs whined. So didJonah.

       "Give me two," Spots said, throwing two cards into dhe pile.

        Jonah dealt, watching the kzin across the campfire narrowly. His
scent was calm-he had long since learned to recognise the Orangery smell of
kzinti excite
         ment-but that could simply be control enough to 1

       keep it down below the stun-your-nostrils level
       humans could recognise. Bigs seemed to be watching
       him intently, ears out and fur fluffed up around his

        face. Spots's tail was held rigidly and quivering just -I

        slightly at the tip . . . i;

       "Fold," he decided. Nobody else wanted more cards.

        Spots flapped his ears, and his eyebrows twitched. "See you and raise
you three."
        Three Aroma, to the humans; the brothers were playing each other for
kzinretti, of which they both had more than they wanted, due to the surplus
after most of the kzintosh-male kzin-in the system died. Evidendy numbers in
the harem were a status matter for kzinti.
        "See you," Bigs said in Wunderlander: "And smell you, you vatch-in-
the-grass," he muttered under his breath in dhe Hero's Tongue, in the Mocking
Tense.
        "And two," Hans added. He puffed ostentatiously on his pipe, and the
two kzin closed their nostrils in an exaggerated gesture. Their huge golden
eyes caught the firelight occasionally, silver disks in the darkness.

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        Well, it is pretty foul, Jonah conceded. On the other
        i hand, Hans was sitting downwind.
        ›: "Call." Bigs's tail was quivering visibly.
        Spots sighed and let his ears droop. "Three queens,"
        he said, flipping his hand upright.
        Bigs lunged and snapped close to his nose. "I
        thought you were bluffing!" he said, throwing down
        his pair of tens.
        "You should have listened to the Conservors and
        learned to control dhe juices of your liver," Spots said
        sanctimoniously, purring slighdy and letting dhe tip of his
        tongue show through his teeth. The pelt rose around his
        neck, and his whiskers worked back and forth; he licked a
wrist and smoothed them back. "That is fifteen kzinretti
you owe me-my selection, remember."
"Sorry, fellers," Hans laughed. "That's fifteen krona
         you three owome." He turned up his hand; three aces.
         Spots shrieked, sending the mules snorting and pull ing on their
curb chains out at the edge of sight. Bigs          waved his ears and
thumped his tail back and forth,
         flapping his lips against his fangs in derision.
         "Now whose liver is overheated>" he said, then
         stretched and yawned. "You have first watch."
         Spots stalked offinto the night, ears folded away and
         tail a rigid pink length behind him.

         "I think even Hans is getting tired," Jonah said over
         his shoulder.
         Then he raised the cutting bar and slashed again at
         the thick, matted vegetation ahead of him. It was
         almost all native, with the cinnamon scent of Wunder lander growth;
the local varieties seemed to run mostly          to thorns and silica-rich
stems, though. The cutting bar
         was a thin-film of diamond sandwiched between
         vacuum-deposited layers of single-crystal iron, and it
         should have gone through vegetation with scarcely
         more effort than air. Two of the teeth had broken offon
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        rocks, and the matted stems pulled irritatingly at his wrist.

        Spots scarcely bothered to flap his ears; Bigs was morosely silent
again. Last night he had even turned down the evening poker game, a very bad
sign.
        "Your turn," the human wheezed.

         Bigs squeezed past him and began chopping methodically. From the way
his lips moved and the slight murrling sounds from his chest, he was
fantasising each bush as an enemy to tee killed. Hans was to theirrightand a
thousand meters upslope, up in the open. Hotter up there, no shade, but at
least there was some wind, a lithe air. The olive gloom around Jonah seemed
as airless as the bottom of the sea; sweat clung and curdled, drying in the
creases of his body, chafing at the small sores the thorns had left on his
arms and face. Even the tough synthetic of his clothing was starting to give
way, and the zitrigor leather of his boots had begun to wear thin in a place
or two. He was leaner by about ten kilos than he had been at the beginning of
the trip, and tough as the strip of dried meat he chewed at mechanically as
he marched. The kzinti had lost weight too, and their pelts were so matted
with tangles and burrs that even their obsessive nightly grooming could
scarcely keep pace.
         So much for the mighty hunters, he thought snidely. That was a little
unfair; whatever their instincts, Wunderland kzin were the descendants of
space travellers. Their immediate ancestors came from Hssin, a sealed-habitat
colony on a world with poisonous atmosphere. Spots and Bigs had hunted in
their father's preserves, but their home environment was as artificial as any
human's.
         "I begin to dream of talcum powder and blowdriers," Spots said
unexpectedly. Bigs grunted. "And of kzinretti. My palazzo will be in chaos."

        Jonah grunted in his turn. Thinking about women was a bad idea out
here; easier for a kzin, since their
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        responses were so conditioned on smell. They turned upslope to avoid
an outcrop of granite and emerged blinking onto the steep brushy slopes of
the hill; they were in an interior depression of the Jotuns, with eroded
volcanic peaks on all sides, and it focused the summer heat like a lens.
Wearily they all sank to the ground, letting the mules browse for a moment.
The kzin had taken to wearing conical straw hats the humane wove for them,
and now they fanned their dangling tongues. Jonah shook his canteen and
decided half-full was still enough to warrant a drink; he sipped at the
water, letting each drop soak into his tissues. Far above a contrail streaked
across the sky, some vacationer in an aircar off to the beaches of
Heleigoland Island. Sitting under an umbrella, sipping at drinks with fruit
in them. Watching girls diving into the surf . . .
        "There's not much point in going on," he said wearily. It was only
the thought of retracing his steps that had kept him from saying it until
now. Going forward with some hope was bad enough; going back with none was
unbearable. "We've got those tigripard hides, that'll cover most of our
expenses. We could sell the gear."
        Bigs was lost in his brooding. "I begin to think you are correct,
Jonah-human," his sibling said sadly. "My nose is dry with worry at what will
befall our households-but still, we-"
        Hans jumped down from a boulder near them. "Ready to give up, are we?
The valiant Heroes, the UN Navy hotshot?" He cackled laughter, his ancient
leathery face crinkling. "You're so stupid you don't know a fortune when
you're standing on one. You're so stupid you'd shit on a plate and call it
steakI" The Wunderlander was practically dancing around his bewildered
companions. '"Jonah, you're sitting down, you've got your thinking
apparatusjammed on money-can's you tell when you're rubbing your cheeks on
wealth?"




        "Something hit so hard the planetsp~zsh~," Hans said, leaning on his
pick.

        They had been working up the side of the hill, following the gullies
and taking samples. The gold was patchy, but the deposits caught in folds and
ripples in the ground were increasingly rich. Offto their left a waterfall
stretched down the surface of a cliff, a thread-thin line of silver against
the pink granite rock; where it struck down in the valley bottom an explosion
of mist blossomed, amid a great circle of whipstick and jacaranda trees, with
tall silver-gums towering over all. Ahead the slope was jagged and eroded,
soft crumbly rock and clay streaked with bright mineral colors. The scent of
the scrub under their feet was dry and intense, like a perpetual
almost-sneeze, cut occasionally by a drift of cooler air and mist from the
falls. Kermitoids peeped and croaked, and a red-tailed hawk dove down the
slope after a rabbit and then rose with the struggling beast in its claws,
shree-skree as it flapped off heavily toward the cliffs.

        '3a, big astrobleme-way, way back. Punched right through the crust.
Wunderland's got slow continental drift, you know, ja? Starts and stops. This
made a hotspot, kept burning through every time the crust moved across it. The
whole line of the Jotuns, east-to-west across the Aeserheimer Continent is
here because of it -this is the active part. Erosion . . . that's why you get
pockets of metallics here. None very big, but by Herr Gott, they're rich."

        "Where do we dig?" Spots asked. He was drooling slightly, always a
sign of impatience in a kzin.

        "Not down here," Hans said; the beatific smile still quirked at the
edges of his mouth. "No, no use digging down here. Oh, there's gold, but we
need water to set up the ripple membranes and get it out." He used the

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        heft of his pick as a pointer. "Up there. We can cut a furrow 'cross
the hillside from the creek."

        "Tanj," Jonah said, measuring distances. Trivial by spadal terms, but
he'd acquired a whole new perspective on "kilometer" since he started spending
so much time dirtside. "That's quite ajob, without any equipment."
        "We've got cutter bars and thirty kilometers of monofilament," Hans
said cheerfully. "My brains, and you three for strong backs and simple minds,
plus four mules. That's plenty of equipment for whet we'll need."

        "There ain't nojustice,"Jonah muttered, dragging a forearm across his
face. Still, it wasn't much harder than the contracting job, and promised to
pay a good deal better.

       "You said it, son. You said it," Hans chuckled.

        "Hrreeeaaaww!" Bigs groaned, rising from all fours with a
gut-strairiing effort; their flexible spines made a straight lift harder for a
kzin than for a man. The timber across his shoulders was ten meters long, and
even on Wunderland it weighed three times his body mass. The other three
hauled on the cable rigged over a wood-frame block and tackle, and the long
gum-tree timber rose slowly in swaying jerks until it settled into the predug
hole with a rush and stood nearly upright, vibrating. The two kzin took turns
bracing it upright and hammering rocks into the hole to hold it so. Three more
of equal size stretched in a line across the gully; up on the lip the humans
returned to slicing other trunks into square-cut troughs with the cutter bars.
When the line of supports was complete, they would swing the troughs out and
lash them to the poles with monofilament.

        "We're doing the slave's part of this," Bigs complained to his
brother, as they climbed down the boulders to where the next upright waited to
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       "Suck sthondat excrement," Spots said.

        They set themselves on either side of the massive timber and braced
themselves, securing a good hold on the oozing slab-cut timber with their
claws. The sharp medicinal scent of eucalyptus sap was overwhelming.

       "Strike!"

        The kzin heaved in unison, lifting the end of the beam and running it
halfa dozen steps upslope before letting it falL

        "It's the heavy lifting," Bigs went on, as they rested for a second,
panting. His tongue worked on nose and whiskers, reaching almost to his tufted
eyebrows. "Thy slice planks offtrees, we carry the trunks."

        "We are larger and stronger," Spots pointed out reasonably. He had
tied a wad of cloth over his head and soaked it in water; now he patted at it,
and runners fanned down his neck and muzzle, plastering the fur to his skin.
Mud streaked his legs and the paler-colored pelt of his belly. "If the monkeys
were hauling these trunks, they would go very slowly-or we would have to take
more time to rig a dragway with a winch and tackle."

        "Hrrrr. Then we should get more of the gold," Bigs went on.
"Now-stride."

        They moved the log another dozen meters. This time they dropped it
next to a rock-pool full of water and crouched to lap up a drink;
instinctively, their muzzles rose every second or two to scan the
surroundm~s.

        "We contributed less than a quarter ofthe capital, yet we are to have
equal shares," Spots replied. "You would complain if a monkey brought you a
zianya with its muzzle already taped."

        Bigs yawned enormously and licked his lips. "Zianya -ah, the first
mouthful, full of fearjuices! With dipping sauce and grashti on the side." He
paused. "Yet I would

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        complain if a monkey brought one. It is disgraceful to be dependent
upon them."

        "Silence, fool. You did not complain when they were our slaves-and we
were even more dependent on them thee! Ready-strike."

          This rush carried them to the line of supports, where the next hole
waited.

        "You are a whisker-splitter," Bigs said, unlimbering his cutting bar.
They had dropped the thigh-thick end of the log across a boulder, leaving it
at comfortable chest height. With four swift strokes he trimmed the hard wood
to a point.

        "Besides," Spots continued, raising his voice slightly from the other
end of the log, where he belayed a loop of cable to a hole punched through the
wood. "There are probably no zianyas closer than Hssin."

        They whined; zianyas were a homeworld beast, and they had never
flourished in the ecology of Wunderland, unlike many other kzinti animals.
Before the human hyperdrive armada arrived some kzin estates had specialised
in rearing them, coaxing them to reproduce and investing in expensive
gravitypolarizer sheds to rear them under homeworld gravity, 1.55 of Earth's.
Most of those had been smashed in the fighting, or confiscated in the
aftermath of liberation, and the markets were vanished now that kzinti were
few and poor in a human-ruled Wunderland.
        "Reason enough to shake the dust of this world from our paws," Bigs
went on. "Push-slowly, slowly."

        Spots heaved with a steady pressure on the smaller end ofthe log, as
his brother guided the point to the lip ofthe hole. As he did, his ears
waggled ostentatiously.

        "Yes-I can see us prostrating ourselves before the Patriarch's
Cushion. 'Admittedly we did surrender to the omnivores and obey them;
nevertheless we long to have Bull Names and beperrnitted toma~ain the
noble-sized households we, the penniless refugees, have brought.' Ahat The
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        Patriarch's liver overflows with kin-feeling for us! His pelt stands
on end with joy at our scent! With his own hands, he serves us tuna icecream.
He awards us Names; he allows us possession of every one of our kzintretti; he
grants us vast estates on the extremely expensrue savannahs of Homeworld . . .
"

        His lips flapped derisively against his teeth in~nitation of a kzinti
snore; you dreamer, it implied. "We could not even afford passage to kzinti
space without human help."

        "That may change," Bigs said, grimly sliding out his claws. Long
silvery needles against the black leather of his hands. "That may change . . .
"

        "Not without gold," Spots replied. He took the end of the cable in his
mouth and climbed the wall of the canyon with a bounding four-footed rush;
kzinti had evolved hands to help them climb rocks.

        "Next one ready!" he called, dropping back into Wunderlander. Jonah
and Hans straightened; the older man groaned, kneading his hands into the
small of his back. "Reeve this to the block line."

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        Gracious lord God, but these are primitive! Tyra Nordbo thought.

        Friendly enough, but so backward. The village was hidden, with
dwellings of straw and bamboo tucked deep under an overhang of rock. There was
a waterfall at one end of the little valley, and channels irrigated gardens of
banana, citrus and vegetables. There were goats and sheep, a few horses . . .
and that was all. There was plenty to eat here, but not a book, not a powered
tool, not a single comp or receiver. The only metal or synthetic was what
their ancestors had brought in, fleeing as refugees from the first wave of
kzinti conquest. There were things here that had been only names to her
before: opthamalia, cataracts, clubfoot, harelip. She shuddered at the
thought, even as she made herself smile and accept an opened coconut from a
smiling woman. At least the settlement was fairly clean. And the people walked
with pride.

        I thought we were badly off in Skognara during the occupation, she
mused. Machinery wearing out, more and more hand labor, the kzin tribute
abating not one whit. It was paradise compared to this. The thought of the
labor and loneliness these people had endured was chilling. Only by cutting
themselves offcompletely from the money economy had they been able to stay out
of the kzinti sight, but that meant no machinery, no medicine, no help in the
disasters of everyday life . . . They were touchingly awed at having one of
the Nineteen Families here, as well. There was no mistaking what         104
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        she was, of course; everything from her accent to the mobile ears that
twitched forward at a sound betrayed it. It is humbling.

        "Why did you stay here?" she asked the leathery old headman of the . .
. village seemed inappropriate. Compared to this, Neu Friborg was like
downtown Munchen. And the headman was probably only fifty or so, not even
middle-aged by civilised standards.

        His grandfather had been a orbital shuttle pilot.

        "We are free, Fra Nordbo," the man said proudly. "Here, we pay no
tribute to the enemy. None of them has ever came here-except one on a hunting
trip."

         He nodded proudly to a ledge above the plaitedcane doorway. The skull
that grinned with yellowed fangs looked much like a cat's, or a tigripard's,
until you saw the long braincase that swept back from the heavy brows. A
creature that thought, and made tools, and hunted Man. Until some Men hunted
it . . .

        "We had the pelt," the villager went on regretfully, "but it rotted in
my father's time."

        "The kzinti are gone," Tyra said gendy. "Gone from all this world.
None remain except those who accept human rule. You have no need to hide any
more."

        The man's face fell slighdy. "I know," he said. "A fur hunter told us
the news ten months ago." More slowly: "You are of the Herrenfolk, Fra
Nordbo," he said. "Since the war is over, folk have come from the Great City.
They speak of taxes, of land titles-of taking our children for schools."
        "You understand," he went on, leaning closer earnestly. "We do not
want to be isolated any more . . . not really. We know we have forgotten much.
But we arefree. Some say the folk of Munchen wish to grind us down, that they
think of us as ignorant savages."

           You are, poor creatures. No fault of yours, Tyra thought sadly.

           "What shall we do?" he said. "We know nothing of

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        these matters-only what the officials of the new government tell us.
Some say we should move again, as our ancestors did-move back even further
into the mountains, and live free. There are others like us in the Jotuns,
they might help."

        "Even the Jotuns are not large enough to shield you from Time and
Fate," Tyra said gently. "You need a friend who can intervene for you in
Munchen. I know a good man, a Herrenmann, who would be your protector. But
even so, change will come. It must; your children deserve to have the world
opened up to them once more. Wunderland is once more a planet of Man, and
there is no reason to deny them the stars."

        "Thank you," the headman said, wiping at his eyes one palm; the
calluses scraped against the blond-grey stubble on his cheeks. "We will try
it."

        The headman's daughter came in, with a tray: slices of roast wild boar
and gagrumpher, steamed plantain, sauces, the rough homemade wine. Tyra's
mouth filled at the smell; her own camp-cooking had grown tiresome.

        "It is good of one of the Freunchen clan to take time for our
troubles," the headman went on.

        "Duty," Tyra mumbled. Embarrassing. Perhaps only in a place as
out-of-the-way as this, as completely isolated from the past century, could
you find that sort of faith in the Nineteen Families and their tradition of
stewardship.

           "We must do what we can for you, who helped those who were strangers,"
he said.
        "Murphmmhg?" she replied, then swallowed. "You've already helped me,"
she said. Quite sincerely; a month in the wilderness with nobody but her
horse

           ~ and Garm to talk to had been a chastening experience.
           I "There are . . . bad people in the mountains," he

        said. "Some of them have been here for a long time-
        they fought the ratcats a little, stole from us more. The
        real fighters, to them we gave without asking, but they went back to
the towns when the liberation came. The others have become worse, and more
havejoined them since. They do not come this far back into the mountains
often-we have little to steal, and we will fight to keep what we have. When
the police chase them, then they run deep into the Jotuns. Some of the ones
who were here during the war, they know their way around, a little."

       "Do you help the police?"

        "Yes." Flat and decisive. "The outlaws, they are advokats." That was a
small, scruffy, unpleasantsmelling carrion eater common to this part of the
continent; it travelled in packs, attacked sick or wounded animals, and would
eat anything including dung. Eat until it poked up, then eat the vomit. The
beast was almost all mouth and legs, with very little in the way of a brain,
an evolutionary holdover. "Ifwe had more guns, we would shoot them
ourselves."

       "Thank you," she said. "I'll be cautious."

        "And . . . " he looked down at his feet in their crude leather
sandals. "You said, you were looking also for unusual things?"

        Tyra felt a sudden prickle of interest. Unusual could mean anything,
back in here; jadeite, a meerschaum deposit, abandoned kzinti equipment from a
clandestine base . . . or news of the party she had been told to look out for.
Business for herself, or for Herrenmann

           MontEerrat-Palme. It was about time something turned ~
           up, it was cheap to live in the outback but not free, and t1

       she would be damned if she was going to be a burden
       on Multi. Doubly damned if she would go asking lb for
       help.

       "Yes, if you please," she answered.

       "Here."

       r

       '.i
       .!
        He pulled out something small but heavy, wrapped in cloth, and placed
it on the table between them. The

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        work-gnarled   fingers unfolded the homespun cotton with slow care and
the young aristocrat   leaned over, holding her breath. A dull-shining piece of
. . . not metal, she   thought. About the size of her palm, with a curved
surface and a ragged   edge, as if it had been torn lose from a larger sheet.
Not any material she   recognized, but there was a cure for that.

        "Excuse me," she said, and rummaged in the packsaddle braced against
one bamboo wall. The sample scanner MontEerrat had gotten for her was
late-model, a featureless rectangle with a pistol grip and readout screen. She
pressed it against the whatever-it-was and pulled the trigger.

       No data, it told her.

        "What do you mean, no data?" she muttered. Perhaps the contact wasn't
close enough: she turned the piece over and made sure there was no airspace.

       No data.

        "Swine of a gadget!" she said, and tried it on the surroundings. No
problem with the table, a rock on the floor, the bamboo wall, or her own hand.
Tyra pressed it frrnly against the artifact.

       No data.

        "Hmmpfh." The girl tapped at the back, running the diagnostic.
Everything fine.

        Her hand stopped in mid-motion. The scanner worked by firing a tiny
but very intense burst of laser energy into the sample, then analysing the
result. The material involved was minuscule, too little to even feel if you
used it on yourself, unless you pressed it to your eye, of course. But the
laser was very energetic.

        She tapped out temperature. At ambient, which was no surprise. Then
she squeezed the trigger for the sample function-no data-and asked for
hotspots. Nothing: still at ambient temperature. Whatever this

        -, was, it was absorbing the energy and not ablating; not

       even warmmg up.
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        Odd, she thought: Rely odd. Back home in Gerning, the manor-house had
had a functioning computer system with good educational programs. Tyra Nordbo
had received a sound universiq-entrance level scientific education, and
offhand she could not think of a~ythmg with those characteristics. A mom›nt's
conference with her belt-comp's reference functions confirmed her ignorance.
It could be a kzin product, or something military that was not in the general
databases . . .

       "Do you mind if I test this?" she said to the headman.

        He grinned. "We tried shooting at it. Then we dropped large rocks on
it. Nothing we could do would so much as scratch it. The smith's forge didn't
even heat itup."

        She nodded. That did not mean much, since the only thing these
outbackers had in the way of weapons was old-fashioned chemical energy rifles.
There were plenty of modern materials that would be untouchable to anything
they could do, and which would reflect away a lot more thermal energy than
charcoal could produce.

        A crowd   of children gathered as she came out into the sun, blinking
for a moment in   the brightness; all dressed alike in shorts, bare feet and
varying degrees   of grime. They clustered bright-eyed as she drew the magrifle
from its sheath   beside her saddle, on the porch of the hut, and held up the
piece.

        "Would one of you like to help me?" she said. A sea of hands waved at
her amid eager clamor. She picked a girl of nine or so, with strawberry-blond
braids and a gap in her teeth. "What's your name?"

        The girl blushed and dug at the packed dirt with a toe. "Helge," she
whispered.

        "Well, Helge, why don't you take this all the way down there-down by
that big boulder-and put it in at ground level? Jam it in tight, facing me.
The rest of you," she went on, "get back-back behind me. Yes, that meansyou,
too. One of you take the little one."

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        A few adults had come to look as well; some of them with envy at her
equipment, more in curiosity. Gracious ion! Gottbut~t must be bo~inghere, she
thought. The cassette of regular ammunition came out with a clack sound, and
she slid in the red-flagged one from the bottom of her war-bag. The normal
rounds were single crystal iron, prefragmented for antipersonnel or hunting
use. These were narrow penetrators of osmium, in a ferroplastic sabot that
would peel off at the muzzle. Antiarmor darts, and at a hundred meters they
would punch through two hundred miDimetersofmachinable steel plate. Muchless
of real armor, and it drained the batteries like the tenfel, but she had a
solar-charging tarpaulin spread out over a sunny patch of ground. She tapped
the velocity control to maximum and set the weapon for semi-auto.

        Helge ran like the wind, heels flashing, and used one to pound the
piece of material into the angle between ground and rock. Tyra gave her a
smile of thanks and waved her back into the crowd as she sat, pushed her hat
back and brought the rifle up with her elbows on her knees. A final check to
be sure that everyone was behind her-Dada-mann had taught her about firearms
as soon as she could walk; even under the occupation Herrenmann families had
been allowed hunting weapons-and she took up the slack on the trigger. The
sighting hole sprang up before her eye on x5, and she laid the target blip on
the renter ofthe grey material. Squeeze gently-

        Whack. The recoil was punishing, several times worse than normal;
there was not all that much mass in the darts, but they were travellingiast.
She let the tremor die out of her arms and shoulders and the sight settle back
on the target as the muzzle came down with its own weight. Whack. Whack.
Whack. Whack. Five rounds, as much as her shoulder could stand and more than
should be necessary.

        " Don't touch it!" she called sharply, as some of the children ran
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        The older ones pulled their younger siblings back, making a circle
around her as she knelt. The impacts had driven the fragment back against the
stone; into the stone, in fact, cutting a trough. The surface was shiny,
plated with a film of osmium, and splashes had colored the earth and rock. She
reached out with a stick, and it sizzled as the end came in contact with the
shiny film. The osmium layer peeled away at the touch, falling to the battered
earth below.

        "Scheisse," she whispered. Nothing. Gottdamned nothing. The dull grey
surface of the material was utterly unmarked, to the nakocl eye at least. She
shifted the rifle to her left hand and pulled out the scanner. Another no
data, and the temperature was still at ambient . . . no, about .002 of a
degree higher. That after being struck with penetrator darts that splashed
across its surface in a molten film!

        Well, Herr Montierrat-Palme wanted the unusual, she thought. And this
is certainly unusual enough.
        Another thought struck her as she lifted the material and turned it.
The edges were torn, twisted as if something had struck a sheet of
whatever-it-was and belled this piece out beyond the breaking strain of the
material. Considering what the tensile strength must be, that would have to be
a fairly drastic event.

        "Careful about that,"   she said to a curious child who was poking at
the film of osmium; the edges   would be razor sharp even though it was thinner
than tinfoil. She crumpled it   with the heel of her boot and stamped it into a
harmless lump. Turning to the   headman:

       "Where did you find this stuff>"

        "The Muttiberg, Fra Nordbo. We pan a little gold in the rivers below
it, to trade for things we must have. In the wash beneath-"

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        "Let her rip!" Hans called into his beltphone. "Don't get your
underwear in a knot," he went on to Jonah. "And that's enough dirt."

        "My back agrees with you but my greed dissents," Jonah said,
straightening up.

        The water-furrow that fed their wash was nearly half a kilometer long,
dug along the hillside or carried in troughs of log slab. Nothing in it had
come with thern, except the monofilament line that held it together. The wash
itself was a series of stepped wooden boxes, ingeniously rigged with baffles
so that the flow of water would shake them.

        Their bottoms were different; memory-film, made in Tiamat, the central
manufacturing asteroid of the Serpent Swarm asteroid. Leads hooked them to a
wooden stand where their computer and main distortion-battery lay. A single
keystroke would activate the memory-film; each box's floor was set to form an
intricate pattern of moving ripples. Rushing water would dissolve the mixture
of water-deposited volcanic soil and gold granulesJonah shoveled in to the
first box; a thin layer of water would then run over the rippling film.
Gravity would leave the heavier metal particles in the troughs ofthe ripples,
and they would move slowly down each box to deposit the gold in a deep fold,
ready to be scooped out. The surface had a differential stickiness, too,
nearly frictionless to the useless garague, catching at any molecule the
computer directed.

        From higher up the water-furrow a rumbling        sounded. Spots had
lifted the sluicegate,and the flood was rumbling along. Raw timber vibrated
and thuttered, and the beams reinforcing corners groaned as the first weight
threw itself against them. A meter across and deep, the wave bore dirt and
twigs before it, and a hapless kermitoid that peeped and thrashed. It curled
and rose as it struck the pile of gold-rich dirt, then washed it away and into
the settling tanks like a child's sand-castle. The tanks themselves began
vibrating back and forth, their squealing groans almost deafening.

        "Shovel, boy, shovel!" Hans called. "That's a pocketful of krona with
every shovelful of dirt."
        Jonah cursed and wiped at his face, covered in an oil of sweat and
dirt; more moisture ran from the sodden rag around his forehead, trickling
down to cut runners over his face and drip onto his bare chest. He had always
been muscular for a Belter, but the weeks of labor had thickened his arms and
shoulders, besides burning his face and body nearly the color of teak. The
loads of dirt still fek heavy as he swung the long handle. Hans was spindly
and wrinkled beside him, but his movements were as regular as a metronome.

        "You're putting too much heave into it," the old man said after a
moment. "Remember what I told you. Don't jerk at it. Just enough to get the
shovel moving, then turn your wrists and let the dirt slide offinto the water.
No need to waste sweatst~cking it in."

        Jonah grunted resentfully, but he followed Hans' advice. He was right;
it was easier that way. Zazen helped too. His training was coming back to him,
more and more these days. Use the movements to end thought; become the eye
that does not seek to see itself, the sword that does not seek to cut itself,
the unself-contemplating mind. Feel sensation without stopping its flow with
introspection, pull of muscle, deep smooth breath, aware without being aware
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         being aware. The two humans fell into lockstep, working at the high
pile of precious dirt. Presently the pile grew smaller, and Spots came up with
more. He was dragging it on a sled made from more of the film, set to be
nearly frictionless on the packed earth of the trail. There was a rope yoke
around his neck and shoulders' and he pulled leaning far forward, hands
helping him along. When he was level with the men he collapsed to earth,
panting.

        Jonah stuck his shovel in the pile and helped him out of the rope
harness, then handed him a bucket made from a section of log. The kzin lapped
down a gallon or so and then poured the rest over his head, scooping out
another from the trough and repeating the process. Then he licked his whiskers
back into shape and shook himself, showeringJonah and Hans with welcome drops
from his fur. The air was full of the smell of a quarter ton of hot wet
carnivore.

        "Bias needs someone to help with the shoring," he rasped, drinking
again. "He digs more quickly than we thought."

        "Guess I'd better," Hans said, rubbing a fist into the small of his
back. "See you later, youngster." He walked off up the trail to the shaft they
had sunk into the hillside, whistling.

        Spots paused as he gathered up the drag harness and the film.
"Ah-adventure!" he said. "Travelling to far-offlands; ripping out the gizzards
of hardship and danger; winning fortune and Name. Is it not glorious? Does
your liver not steam with-"

        "Go scratch fleas," Jonah muttered, spitting on his hands and reaching
for the shovel.

         "Better that than hauling freight like a zitragor," the kzin replied,
flapping his ears ironically as he turned to go for the next load. " Far
better."

        "I cannot believe it! I do not believe the testimony of
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       my own nose!" Bigs said, pawing through a pile of datachips.

       "Believe what?" Spots replied.

        Across the campfire Jonah looked up at the sound; the hiss-and-spit of
the Hero's Tongue always sounded like a quarrel, but this was probably the
real thing.

        "That I was stupid enough to let you pack the virtual-reality kit!"
Bigs said.

        That was a late-model type, with nose implants for scents as well as
ear and eye coverings for visual and aural data.

       "It's in perfect working order."
        "The chips, fool, the chips-you forgot the Siege of Zeeroau, the Hero
Chrnung Upon the Ramparts, no Warlord Chmee at the Pillars-all our good stuff.
None of the classics at all!"

        Spots flapped his ears and fluttered his lips   against his teeth. "You
run too many of that graypelt sthondat excrement," he   said. "You will curdle
your liver and stultify your brain living in the past   that way; you should pay
more attention to the modern world, sibling. Renovate   your tastes!
Entertainment should be instructive!"

        "Modern-heeraaeeow-The Kzinrette's Rump?" Bigs said sarcastically,
throwing one chip aside and digging for more. His voice rose an octave as he
listed titles, and his tail quivered and then began to lash.

        "Blood and Ch'rowl? The Lost Patriarch of the Hareem Planet? Energy
Swords at the Black Sun?" He screamed, a raw sound of rage. "Is there nothing
here but smut and cheap, trashy science fiction adventures?"

        He abandoned the carton of chips. The two kzinti faced each other,
crouching low and claws extended: their ears were folded away and their tails
held rigid. The air smelled of ginger as they growled through their grins, and
their fur bottled out. Jonah started to rise in genuine alarm; most of the
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        half in fun, but this looked like the real thing-and when kzinti got
angry enough to stop exchanging insults in the Mocking Tense, they were
milliseconds away from screaming and leaping. It must be the sheer frustration
of the hard labor . . .

        Hans broke in first: "You two tabbies interested in our results, or
are you too set on killing each other and leaving it all for us monkeys?" he
said dryly.

        The kzin relaxed, breaking the lock oftheir unwinking eye-to-eye
stare. The huge golden orbs turned on the old man instead, and they both
licked their lips with washcloth-sized pink tongues. After a moment their fur
sank back and their tails relaxed, but they both drooled slightly with tongues
lolling. Hans brought out the portable scale and a set of bags of tough
thermoplastic, setting a heatrod at one hand.

       "That's the last of it," Hans said.

        He took the container off the scales and dropping the dust into a bag;
then wrote the weight on the outside and sealed it shut with the rod. Jonah
watched the digital readout blink back to zero. They were sitting in front of
the humans' tent-the shelters of the felinoids were longer but much lower-and
the sunken firelight was flickering on their faces, shining in the eyes of the
kzin. Tonight it was scarcely brighter than the moon, full and larger than
Luna from earth, leaving a circle of blackness in the sky where the stars were
outshone. The dust had not looked like gold, save for a few granules larger
than pinheads. Mostly it was blackish.

        "Not much to look at," he said, hefting one of the bags. It was a
little larger than his fist, but heavy enough to bring a grunt of surprise.

        "No nuggets," Hans nodded. "It's rich, but not that rich. We've
cleared about three thousand krona. Not bad for the first day's work."
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        "First month's work," Bigs grunted, lying flat on his belly with his
hands on either side of his chin. "Not counting walking in to this verminous
spot."

        "There is that, yes," Hans went on cheerfully, and spat into the fire
before lighting his pipe with a twig. "Thing is, we'll get as much tomorrow.
For a while, too. Sort of time for it all to pay off. Remember what I said
back in Munchen; getting the benefit of all the labor that everyone else who
went looking put into it. Now we reap the results. Should be tasty, very
tasty."

        Spot's tongue moistened his nose. "How much?" he said. At their looks:
"How much shall we take out before we stop?"

        Hans pursed his mouth. "Twenty thousand over our expenses would do me
fine. Twenty thousand's enough to get the shop I've had my eye on."

        "Not enough for me," Bigs said; the humans looked at him in slight
surprise. Usually the larger kzin spoke as little to them as he could. "For
what I want . . . I need more."

        "More is good," Jonah nodded, remembering to turn away his eyes. Never
stare at a kzin. Seven times, never stare at a hostile ~in. "I'd like forty
thousand myself. Starting a business is risky. Plenty of people have gone bust
just because they didn't have enough cash to tide them over until the returns
started."

        "Forty thousand would satisfy me," Spots mused, using a branch he had
whittled to scratch himself on one cheek, then under his chin. He slitted his
eyes and purred, tongue showing slightly. "Plenty of land coming on the
market; we might even be able to buy back some of our Sire's lost estate.
Enough over to start a consulting firm; there are kzinti in the Serpent Swarm,
on Tiamat, who would be glad to have Wunderland agents."

        "Forty thousand it is, then," Hans said. He hooked the coffeepot off
the fire and poured himself a cup.

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       "Nothing like a cup of hot coffee to settle you for sleep."

       Bigs spoke up. "When shall we divide it?"
        The old man's hands stopped and he looked up, face carefully calm.
"Well, that's a question. We could split it up when we leave, or when we get
back to civilisation, or each day. Something to be said for all three."

        "Each day, where I can see it," Bigs snarled. Literally; talking with
kzinti made you realize that humans never really snarled. "I labor in the
earth like a slave. The prey I toil for shall rest in no monkey's larder."

        Spots hissed at him; he turned and hissed back through open jaws, and
the smaller kzin shrugged with an elaborate ripple of spotted orange fur.

        "I will be content either way," he said. "By all means, divide it. It
makes no difference."

        Jonah locked eyes with Bigs for a moment, then shrugged himself.
Itdidn't make any difference. Except . . . why was the kzin so insistent? A
surly brute, to be sure-if Jonah had been in the habit of naming kzinti, he
would have christened him Goon-but it was also a little strange he had never
so much as mentioned what he intended to do with the money. In modern kzin
society few ever sate lied the longing for physical territory with game on it,
and their harem and retainers about them; that was reserved for the
patriarchs. It must have been doubly cruel for a noble's sons to have the
prospect snatched away; Spots daydreamed about it constancy, andJonah could
see him imagining the wilderness about them to be his own. Whereas Bigs seemed
more and more withdrawn, as if Wunderland were not really real to him any
more.

        Again, he shrugged. Kzinti psychology was still a mystery to those
humans expert in it. Jonah Matthieson had killed quite a few kzin, and worked
a few months with two. That was no basis for easy judgement -in fact, just
enough to lull your sense of difference and put you most at risk of
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        That could be dangerous; besides the weird culture the orange-furred
aliens had produced, dragged straight from the Iron Age into an interstellar
civilisation, their basic mental reflexes were not like a human being's. And
never had been, even before they used the new technology to alter their own
genes.

        They wanted to be more like theirfolk heroes. So they did genetic
engineering to make it so. That was what the ARM intelligence people decided
was the only plausible explanation for Kzinti behavior and customs. Usually
civilisation changes things. Defects don't result in death. Evolution stops,
then works backwards. Bad genes are preserved. Not with the Finn. They really
are like the Heroes they admire.

        Hans wordlessly set out the scales, checking that each bag was
identical. Then he divided them into four piles, and silently invited his
partners to take their pick. Bigs scooped his up and disappeared into the
dark; they heard him stop and make a long leap onto bare rock further up the
slope, hiding his trail. Spots sighed and trotted out into the night in the
opposite direction.

        "Ofcourse, now we've each got to wonder about our goods," Hans added;
the smaller kzin hesitated for a second, then continued. "Wonder if any of the
others has found them, you see. Couldn't tell who, not if some of itjust
disappeared."
        Jonah halted with an armful of small, heavy bags. "Finagle's hairy
arse, now you mention that?"

        "Well, son, if it was all in one place it'd also be a laurel of a
temptation, now, wouldn't it?" There was a twinkle in the little blue eyes
beside the button nose, but they were as hard as any Jonah had ever seen.
"Been at this business quite a few years now. Not the first time I've had
partners, no indeed. Something to be said for all the methods."
         Jonah yawned cavernously over his morning coffee,

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        then hauled the crisp air deep into his lungs as he stretched
workfftiffened muscles. I t was a cool morning, a relief before the long
blazing heat of the day. Alpha Centauri was rising red over the mountains to
the east, and the eye-hurting bright speck of Beta hung on a peak like a jewel
on a wizard's staff. No mountain on Earth could have been so slender and so
steep, but Wunderland pulled its heights less fiercely. Birds and ortbinoids
were waking down in the ribbon of forest that filled the valley, purling and
cheeping. None of the kzin were present, which was not surprising in itself.
The aliens had fallen into a gorge-and-fast cycle which seemed to be natural
to them, and the bacon and eggs frying in the pan would be repulsive to them.

        They used to be that way to me, he admitted: far too natural. After
this much pick-and-shovel work, he just felt hungry all the time.

         "Want some hash-browns?" Hans asked.

         "You're bleeping right I do, "Jonah said, yawning again

         "See you didn't get any more sleep than the rest of us," Hans said.

         "The rest of us?" Jonah paused with his fork raised over his loaded
plate.

        "Oh, I may be getting on, but that don't make me sleep any sounder.
Just the opposite. First the big ratcat goes out to check nobody's found his
goods-then dhe little one. Then you. Then the big one again . . . "

         Jonah flushed. "I just had to piss," he said.

        "Funny you went in that direction, then," Hans said, and cackled with
laughter. "Thistll get worse the longer we're out here. That's why I wanted to
stop at twenty dhousand, mostly. Now we'll all have to check nighdy. And each
ofus worry abouttheothersgangingup on him."

        Jonah forced himself to eat. His body remembered his hunger, even if
his mind was telling him his stomach was full of lead.

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        "Well, it's a matter of possibilities," Hans said. "The two ratcats
could take us out-but they don't get on too well, you may have noticed. Still,
blood counts for something. Or you and Spots could take the rest of us -Spots
will be seeing Bigs as a real challenge down in his balls, while we'rejust
monkeys. Or-"

        "Or you could know where it all is and just take it and clear out,"
Jonah said harshly, feeling the hair on his back creep. As a programmer, he
knew what an infinite regression setup could do to your logic; also how the
Prisoner's Dilemma generally worked out in real life.

        Hans lit his first pipe of the day with a stick from the fire. "No,
don't think so. You three are a lot tougher than you were when we started.
You'd catch me and kill me. Still, it's something to think about, isn't it?"
He blew a cloud of smoke. "Enough lollygagging- nobody told us to stop
working."

        "Sure," Jonah muttered to himself. "Send me back to Neu Friborg for
supplies. Why me?"

        Another charge of water went down the sluice, to his left past the
beaten trail up to the shaft. The wood zroaned less now after a week of
operation; water had swollen it until the pegged joints were tight, and there
was less leakage too. He ignored it, concentrating on strapping the
pack-saddle tight; the mule just seemed quietly relieved to be free from
hauling loads out of the mine. The pack was mostly empty, except for some
hides and dried meat to lend credence to their cover-story of hunting for
pelts. The last thing they needed was contact with the authorities. The
Provisional Government was hard-up and had even more than the usual official
determination to see that the citizenry and their money were soon parted. All
fourofthem agreed on that, if nothing else, although it had been a bleeping
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       their kills before they ate them.

        Is Hans out of his mind ~ Or is he in it untie them? Jonah thought. It
would be a four-day trip. Four days he'd be unable to check on his goods, and
that was nearly fin teen thousand krona by now. Without that gold he'd be back
cadging handouts in Munchen soon enough. Iput up more monk than the others, he
thought bitterly. As it is, I'mgetting less than my share. Tangent, but it's
hot. He reached for the canteen and poured more water on the cloth draped over
his head. He could hear Spots coming down the trail, dragging another load of
dirt for the boxes. With a scowl, he led the mule behind a boulder, it was
downwind from the trail this time of day, so he wouldn't have to talk to the
kzin.

        Spots stopped for a moment, moaning softly and pulling the rope yoke
over his head. His effort at grooming the matted, worn spots on his sloping
shoulders seemed half-hearted, and after a few swipes he simply lay down in
the roadway, groaning more loudly. Something he would never do if he were
aware of being watched, of course . . . Jonah felt a moment's guilt. I should
cough or something, he thought. Then: No. If he did, he would have to explain
why he was hiding behind the rock-and that would make Spots more suspicious
than he was already. At least they were still talking when business made it
necessary, while Bigs was barely speaking even to his sibling and not at all
to the humans.

        The kzin lay still, panting in the sparse shade a pile of rocks threw
over the path. Then his head came up, the big pink bat-ears swivelling
downslope. Jonah held his breath, eyes narrowing in suspicion. Spots drew his
wtsai and headed down the steeper slope, leaping over the water furrow and
dodging along agile and swift as the hillside grew steeper. When the kzin
stopped to cut a pole from a broombush and began prying up a large flat rock
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        magrifle out of its slings along the pack saddle and stepped out from
behind the rock.

        I sold let hem have it tight sum), he thought, taking up the slack.
No, he decided, as the back of the kzin's head sprang into the holosight. No,
I Papa him to see it coming.

        "Freeze, ratcat!" he shouted, and sent a round whack through the air
over him.

        Spots whirled and leaped backward instead, the stone thumping back
down on the others that supported it. His ears flared wide with surprise, as
did the wet black nostrils, then folded away in anger. He crouched, opening
his mouth wide and extending his hands to either side; one gripped the wtsai,
and the claws slid out on the other, needles against the black leather ofthe
hand.

       "What-put that rifle down, monkey!"

        "Right," Jonah sneered; the ratcat had gotten good enough at
Wunderlander to put indignation into its tones. "So you can cut me up-and then
take my goods. "

        Spots's pupils flared wider still, in surprise. "Oh, so that was where
you put them," he said. "Clever, clever, the spray from the furrow would
obscure your scent."

        The human had been moving downslope; he climbed across the furrow
carefully, not that there was any danger with sixty-nine rounds still in the
cassette, and halted beyond leaping distance.

       "Drop the knife," he said, his voice flat and ugly.

        "I saw a fuzzball crawling under there," Spots went on, staring at him
in deliberate rudeness. "I was going to pry up the rock and kill it."

        "Murphy, can't you invent something more plausible than
that?"Jonahjeered. There was a bounty on fuzzballs . . . although they were
commoner here in theJotuns than in more settled regions.

        Another footfall sounded on the trail. Jonah risked a quick glance
upslope; it was Hans, trotting up with his rifle at high port. He stopped at
the sight of the tableau

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        below and then climbed down, standing midway between Spots and Jonah
but out of the line of fire, with the muzzle of his weapon carefully down

       "You fellers mind telling me what's going on?" he said mildly.

        They both began to speak at once. Jonah gestured Spots into silence
with the rifle.

        "The bleeping ratcat found my goods, and I caught him trying to lift
the rock"-he nodded at the lever stilljutting into the air, and then at the
boulder upslope where the mule still stood-"and clean me out."

        He tensed slightly; Hans might be in it with the   alien. Not likely,
since Hans had voted to send Jonah off for the supplies.   If it was Hans, they
would have waited until he was gone and they could do it   safely. Or wait-
Spots could be double-crossing Hans by promising to wait   until Jonah was gone,
and then looting the cache first himself!

        "Of course, " Jonah went on sardonically, "he claims it was all
because he saw a fuzzball crawl under there."

        Spots had risen from his crouch. Ostentatiously, he sheathed the wtsai
and stood up to his full two-meters plus of height, staring down his muzzle
atJonah with ears half-unfurled. That was an insult as well; it was the
Posture of Assured Dominance, rather than the f~ghting crouch used to confront
an adversary.

        "There is an easy way to find out, monkey," he said. "Put your arm in
through the gap you used to hide the bags of gold. If there is no fuzzball, it
is perfectly safe."

        He backed up along the slope, still in dear sight but more than
leaping distance away from the tumbled rodcs. Jonah licked his lips, tasting
the salt of sweat, and moved closer to his once-secret cache.

        "Ofcourse, you know that fuzzballs never let go once they bite, don't
you?" Spots said, as Jonah bent toward the hole. "The jaws have to be broken
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        venom is quite deadly. Convulsions, bleeding from all the orifices,
hallucinations and agonising death."

        Jonah snorted and bent further. Then he stopped, looking at Spots.
Kzin don't lie well, he thought. The slick film of sweat that covered his body
suddenly seemed to cool. They can't get enough practice-they can sized each
other lying. Spots could be relying on human inability to smell, nearly total
by kzinti standards . . . but Jonah knew enough of their body language to know
that he really ureas relaxed. Even amused. And if there was a Beam's Beast
hiding down there-With a convulsive movement he turned and hauled onehanded on
the lever. The big volcanic slab toppled backwards slowly in Wunderland's .61
G. and the fuzzball cowered for a second as the light stabbed its dark-adapted
eyes.

        "Pappy-eek!" it shrilled, the characteristic warning cry.

        Jonah gave a shout of loathing and pumped two rounds into the vermin.
The little biped flew backward, half its torso torn away, but still snapping
at the air. Beam's Beast-the origin of the name was lost in the early
settlement of the planet-was about half a meter long, covered in titan-blond
fur. They had huge eyes, filling nearly half their faces, and clever
monkey-like hands to match their demonic cunning. They could even be
considered cute, if you didn't notice the over lapping fangs. In a frenzy of
disgust the human leaped forward and stamped the heavy heel of his boot into
the big-eyed face. Then he had to spend a minute using the muzzle of his
magrifle to pry the jaws out of the tough synthetic.

        That was a welcome distraction. When he looked up Hans had slung his
ride and was looking at him with a speculative stare; Spots was grinning in
contemptthreat. Jonah clicked his rifle onto safety.

        "Guess I'd better get back to the mules _ n he began.

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        Then the earth shook, and a cloud of dust rose from over the ridge
where the mineshaft lay.

        None of them wasted words as they ran.

        Spots was the first to reach the entrance, but he hesitated. The
exterior shoring on the hillside was sell intact, but choking dust and ant
billowed out. Most kzin are natural claustrophobes unless they are lactating
females, and it had raised his opinion of his brother's courage, if not his
intelligence, when he volunteered for the job at the pit-face. It also kept
Bigs more out of contact with the humans . . .

        Without a word, Jonah plunged past him into the mtenor.

        The outer stretch was intact but the air broiled with metallic-tasting
debris; hacking and coughing, he stopped for an instant to tie the wet
headcloth over his mouth and nose and snatch a glowrod from the wall. Murk
surrounded him, glowing with reflected light thickening as he advanced wiping
his streaming eyes. Ten meters in the roof had collapsed, and a tangle of
dirt, rock, broken timbers and planking lay across his way. He dropped to the
floor and raised the glowrod. A triangle of empty space in the lower
right-hand corner of the pile gaped at him like a toothless mouth. He crawled
close and shouted:
       "Bias! Can you hear me?"

        Nothing; nothing but the trickling sound of dirt falling, and the
groan of raw timber stressed to its limits. The rest might come down at any
moment. He repeated the call in the Hero's Tongue, shouting as loud as he
could, grit raw in his throat and lungs.

        A sound; faint, and it could be wood collapsing as readily as a kzin
moaning in pain. Spots and Hans came up behind him, and he turned urgently.

       "This lookslike it might go through. Get me a cutterbar and a rope."
   126 Martin Ways V

        Spots stared at him oddly as Hans handed him the tools. Jonah tied the
rope around his waist and went down on his belly.

        "I'm-" he hesitated for a moment and took a deep breath. "I'm going to
go in head-first. I'll tie a loop under Bigs's forelimbs, if I can, and you
pull him out."

        That might work with a kzin; they were so flexibly jointed that they
could get through any space big enough to pass their head with a centimeter to
spare on either side ofthe skull. That was a conscious kzin, of

       course.

        "You are   going in that hole?" Spots asked, in a low voice. His pelt
was bristling in   a ripple pattern, as if he tried to order it flat and his
nerves rebelled.   He looked over his shoulder; the entrance was a spot of
light. More dirt   trickled down from above. "Bias might be dead."

        "I said I'm going, didn't l?" Jonah asked, his voice rough with more
than the bad air. A wave of gooseflesh ran over his own skin; he looked at the
hole, and remembered the piping cry of the fuzzball. Don't thy to talk me out
of it. You might succeed.

        "Pain does not hurt," he muttered to himself. "Death does not cause
fear; fear of death causes fear."

        The mantra was little protection as he squirmed into the hole. He
could feel it shifting above him, and the jagged edges of broken wood clawed
at his back and flanks. He could feel the blood trickling down, feel the salt
sweat stinging in the wounds. One meter, then ten, infinitely cautious.
Controlling his breathing helped control the overwhelming impulse to squirm
backward. The glowrod was little help, in air so thick with floating dust, and
his passage stirred up more.

        At least it's fairly straight. After a time that could have been a
minute or twenty, his outstretched hand touched something softer. Kzinti fur,
that twitched under his hand. Timber creaked.
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         "Brother?" Bigs whispered, in the Hero's Tongue.

        'Jonah," the man said, and felt the kzin start again. "Careful, it's
still unstable! Can you understand me?"

        "Yes," the alien rasped. The heavy scent of its fear was detectable
even through the dirt; he could smell urine, too.

         "Are you badly injured?"

        A moment's silence, full of heavy panting. "No. I think not. There is
a timber resting on my thighs, but they are only bruised, not broken. My
shoulder is dislocated." That hurt a kzin less than a human, but it meant the
arm was useless until the joint was set back. "I am bleeding a little, but I
cannot move."

        Jonah had been feeling around, raising the glowrod. Bigs was in a
bubble of space, spindle-shaped with the narrow end at his feet. There was a
main vertical support across his legs just down from the crotch; one jagged
end of a fastening peg had driven into the flesh for a centimeter or so.

        "I'm-" Jonah paused to cough. "I'm going to have to get in there with
you," he said. Tangent. There Ain't No Justice. I don't even like the bleeping
pussy-never did. It was mutual, too. "I'll tie this rope urider your forelimbs
and then sever the timber with my cutter-bar. Then we'll slide you out on your
back, I'll follow and get you past the obstacles. Understand?"

        "Brother," the kzin whispered again, and something in his own language
too fast and faint for Jonah to follow.

        The human shook him, and barely dodged the instinctive snap that
followed.

         "Finagle shave you bald, doyou understand me?"

         "Yeses . . . " followed by a mumble.

        Oh, joy. Compassed. Jonah shone the light into the big golden eyes.
One pupil was slightly larger than the other, and that was a cross-species
indicator. No blood from the nose or ears, though.

         "Here I come," Jonah said, keeping up a flow of       128 Man Rain
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        words to maintain Bigs's attention. And to boost my morale too. "I'm
going to have to do a forewards somersault." That took an eternity, but when
it was completed he was lying along the kzin's side. "Here comes the rope. Can
you lift your forequarters?"

         Another eternity before the dazed kzin understood, and the slipknot
loop went under his armpits. He made a short convulsive sound between clenched
fangs as the rope touched his dislocated shoulder, and the claws of his other
hand stabbed into the dirt close to Jonah's stomach.

        "Be a Hero," Jonah said sharply, in that language. Bigs twitched his
whiskers affirmatively. It was not that the kzin was unable to control his
fear, but the blow to the head was leaving him wavering in and out of full
consciousness. A quarter-ton of kzin acting from instinct and reflex was not
something you wanted to have with you in a confined space.

       "Here we go," the human muttered, and reached down with the cutter
bar.

        This was the one with no broken teeth, and it sliced smoothly through
the tough gumtree wood. Pale curls of shavings came free as he drew and
pushed, with a faint sh~rrr-sh~rr sound. His own pelvis was under the timber.
If it was bearing weight, it would shift when he cut through and smash his
hipbones to splinters. Not that that would be of much interest to either of
them when the dirt closed 'round . . . Halfway through, and the log had not
pinched shut on the cutter bar, that was a good sign. Three quarters of the
way, and something went crack over his head. Man and kzin froze, peering
upwards. Another crack and the sound of rock grinding on wood. Jonah's arm
resumed movement, more quickly this time. He closed his eyes for the last cut.
There was a deep tuna sound as the wood was cut- and the severed end rode up,
not down towards him.

       He let out a shaky breath, suddenly conscious of how

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        thirsty he was. No time for that. He dropped the cutterbar, carefully,
and wedged his knee under the end of the timber that now lay across Bigs's
thighs.

        "This is going to hurt," Jonah said, and repeated it until he was sure
Bigs was fully conscious. "Here goes."

       "Eeeeroaeeeeunvoomw!"

        The kzin scream was deafening in the strait space, like being in a
closet with a berserk speaker system. After the jagged wood was free of his
flesh Bigs was silent save for rapid shallow panting.

        "All right," Jonah shouted, mouth to the hole. "Get ready to pull!"
The slack on the rope came taut. "Carefully. If the rope gets caught on a
timber, it could bring the whole thing down on us."

        The ten meters of passage might as well have been a kilometer. Jonah
had to follow behind Bigs' nearly inert form, pushing on his feet and easing
the cablethick tail over obstacles; when the rope caught, he had to crawl
millimeter by millimeter along the hairy body until his hands could reach and
free the obstruction. More skin scraped off his back and shoulders as he did
so, a lubrication of sweat and human and kzinti blood that made the wiggling,
gasping effort a little easier. After the first few minutes he lost track of
progress; there was only effort in the dark, an endless labor. Until light
that was dazzling to his dark-adapted eyes made him blink, and a draft of air
cool and pure by comparison brought on another coughing fit. Hands human and
inhuman pulled him and the comatose kzin out ofthe last bodylength ofthe
wormhole.

        Jonah had only an instant to lie and wheeze. The groaning and creaking
from above became a series of gunshot cracks, and streams of loose dirt poured
down. A board followed, ripped free as the scantlings twisted under the force
of the earth above and weakened with the forward sections brought down in the
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        but a boneless flopping sensation; there was nothing left, Rio reserve
against extremity. I death was coming, smothering in the dark, coming at the
instant of victory.

        Spots had been squatting while Hans manoeuvered the larger, heavier
body of his sibling across his shoulders. One hand was up, steadying that; the
other reached out and gathered Jonah to his orange-furred chest.

        "Run," he grunted.

        Hans ran beside him-a staggering trot was a better
description-steadying the load on his back and taking some of the dragging
weight. Jonah was clutched beneath him, turning his progress into a
three-limbed hobble that turned into a scrambling rush as the innermost
section of the shoring gave way behind them. Wood screamed as each successive
section took the full weight for a moment and yielded; the collapse nipped at
their heels, its billow of choking dust enclosing them like the hot breath of
a carnivore in pursuit. They shot out of the mouth of the diggings like a
melon-seed squeezed between fingers and collapsed half a dozen meters from it;
Spots was barely conscious enough to turn sideways and avoid crushing Jonah
beneath the half-ton weight of two grown kzintosh.

        Jonah was still sitting with his head in his hands when Hans returned
with the medical kit and water.

        "Better look at Bigs first," he coughed, drinking a full dipper in one
long ecstatic draught and blinking up at the sun. It had hardly moved; less
than two hours since the cave in, difficult to believe.

        "Hmmm-hmm," Hans agreed.

        He and Spots went to work. "No broken bones," Spots pronounced. "There
is a lump on the skull but the bone is sound beneath it. Reflexes are within
parameters. Concussion, but I doubt any major damage."

        6`C^~lr friar vc~llrself." Bins whispered. "More water."

            THE HALL OFTHE MOUNTAIN KING 131

        He drank rather than lapping, to wash down the handful of antibios and
hormonal healing stimulants his brother handed him.

        Hans had been examining the thigh wound. "Splinters in here," he said,
slipping his hand into the debrilidator glove. "Want a pain-killer?"
        "I am a Hero-" Bigs began. Then the miniature hooks in the
computer-controlled glove began extracting foreign matter from the wound. "-so
of course I do," he went on, in a thready whisper.

        The work was quickly done, and Hans stepped over to Jonah; then he
whistled, watching as the younger man doused himself with water. Fresh blood
slicked great patches of skin and raw flesh.

        "You done a good job on yourself, youngster," he said, rummaging for
the synthskin sprayer. "Hold on."

        Jonah did his best to ignore the itching sting of the tiny hooks
cleaning dirt and dead skin out of the scrapes. The synthskin was cooling
relief in comparison, sprayed on as each area was cleansed.

        "What the tanjit were you doing digging that deep?" he asked Bigs.
"You were way beyond the shored-up section. You know the routine; timber and
shore every meter you go in."

       Bigs' eyes were glazed. "Hull," he mumbled. "I found the hull."

        "You found the what?" Jonah asked, looking up sharply; then he gasped.
Hans had done likewise, and braced himself against a flayed area. Spots halted
with his muzzle halfway into a bucket.

        "Hull," Bigs said more distinctly. "Like nothing I've seen before.
Spaceship hull. Small."        ù CHAPTER FOURTEEN

        The little trading post had a dusty, abandoned feel. There was the
adobe store, two houses and a paddock, all planted where three faint
mule-tracks crossed a creek. The houses had roofs of tile with tiles missing,
carrying solar-power panels with some of the panels missing; the pump that
filled the watering troughs before the veranda of the store was still
functioning, and the metered charger available to anyone who wanted to top up
their batteries. The satellite dish on the rooftree looked to be out of order
for some time, though. A scraggly pepper tree shaded the notional street, and
a big kitchen garden lay behind a dun-colored earth wall.

        Tyra Nordbo tethered her horses where they could drink; Garm stood on
his hind paws to lap beside them. Two meters further down two pack-mules
looked up at her animals, then returned to their indifferent doze. She blinked
at them thoughtfully as she loosened girths and patted her horse's neck, put a
hand to the stock of her rifle where it rested before the right stirrup in its
saddle scabbard, then shook her head.

        "Hello the house," she called, from outside the front door; outback
courtesy.

        The inside wasjust as shabby as the exterior, if a little cooler from
the thick walls, and the fan-and-wet-canvas arrangement over the interior
door. A counter split the room in half, with a sleepy-looking outbacker
standing behind it; boxes and bales were heaped up against the walls. And
another man was at the customer's side, reading from a list:

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        . . . two four-kilo boxes of the talcum powder. Two kilos of
vac-packed vanilla ice cream. One kilo radiated pseudotuna. A thousand meters
of number-six Munchenwerk Monofilament, with a cutter and tacker. Ten
hundred-nail cassettes for a standard nailgun . . . "

        Both men looked up, then looked again, squinting against the sunlight
behind her. A third look, when she stepped fully inside and became more than
an outline; the storekeeper straightened and unconsciously slicked back his
thinning brown hair. Tyra sighed inwardly. There were times when being twenty
and a pattern of Herrenmann good looks was something of an inconvenience. Here
in the back of beyond it made you stand out, even in smelly leathers with a
centimeter of caked dust on your face and a bowie tucked into the right
boot-top. Then her eyes narrowed slightly; after the first involuntary
reaction, the customer was looking at her with suspicion, not appreciation.

        He's changed, she realised. Harder and strongerlooking than the halo
Montterrat had shown her. Burned dark-brown from outdoor work, dressed in
shabby leather pants and boots with a holstered strakkaker at his waist and a
sleeveless jerkin. The Belter crest still stood alone on his head, legacy of a
long-term depilationjob, but it had grown longer and tangled.

           "Guetag, herr," she said politely, nodding.

        What the tang is she doing out here? Jonah thought suspiciously. His
gaze travelled from head to toe. Young, very pretty, with the indefinable
something- perhaps her accent-that indicated Herrenmann birth. Definitely not
an outbacker. Not the sort to be bashing the bundu. Although there were plenty
of Herrenmann families down on their luck these days, of course. He started to
estimate what she would look like without the bushjacket and leather pants . .
.

           Get back to business, mind, he admonished himself,        134 Ma~Kzir'
Wars V

        with a mental slap on the wrist. Think of ice and sulphur: Besides
that, his experience with Wunderlander women had not exactly been overly
positive.

           "Been out here long?" she asked.

           "Not long," he said shortly.

           "Prospecting? Odd to find a Sol-Belter prospecting dirtside."

        Jonah stopped, a finger of cold fear trailing across his neck. His
crest marked him, and his accent. For that matter the standard Sol System
caucasoid-asian mix of his own genetic background was uncommon here, where
unmixed European stock was in the majority.

           "Hunting," he grunted, jerking his head at the pile of pelts on the
counter.
        Suddenly they looked completely unconvincing. The beautiful wavy lines
of tigripard, the fawn and red of gagrumphers, all might as well have been
cheap extrudate. She met his eyes and smiled, face unlined but crinkles
forming in the reddish-grey dust on her skin. It was a charming smile.

        "Hunting good?" she asked. "Enough to keep all of you in businessP"

        "Good enough," Jonah replied, lifting a sack of beans to his shoulder.
Then he turned back. "All of us?" he said.

        "Not really smart to be out in the bundu alone," she pointed out. "Let
me give you a hand."

        Before he could prevent her she scooped up a double   armful of sacks-a
very respectable armful, for a Wunderlander born and raised   in this
gravity-and carried them out the door. Jonah followed, torn   between fear and
embarrassment. Outside, she was tying them down to a mule's   packsaddle with
brisk efficiency.

        "What's wrong with hunting alone?" he asked, when the silence began to
be suspicious in itself. She turned and looked at him with open-eyed surprise;
blue eyes,

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        he noticed, with a faint darker rim.

        "Break a leg and die," she said. "Or a dozen other things. Not to
mention the bandits."

        Jonah moved to the other side of the mule and began strapping the sack
of beans to the frame of the saddle, moving it a little to be sure the load
was balanced. She had neat hands, slender for a tall woman but strong-looking;
her nails were clipped short and clean enough to make him feel self-conscious
about the rim of black grime under his. It was difficult to object to the
lecture; coming out here alone would be insanely risky. Too risky even for a
flatlander.

        "Heard the Provisional Police have the bandits under control," he
said.

        "Oh, they're getting there. Not much on trials and procedures, but
they track well enough. Big job, though. It'll be a while before these hills
are safe for a man alone-or a woman, of course. Tempting fate to go out there
with a mule-train of supplies, too."

        Jonah worked on in silence, turning on his heel for another load and
ignoring the presence at his heel.

        "Tyre Nordbo, clan Freunchen," she said after a moment. "Besides
which, a man alone usually doesn't require that much tuna and ice cream. You
don't look like you drink that much bourbon by yourself, either."

        "Manse Chung," he replied shortly. "I've got unusual tastes."
        "Not Jonah Matthieson?" she enquired sweetly. "The man with the
unusual, large, hairy Fiends?"

        Jonah stepped back half a pace, snarling and reaching for his
strakkaker; he paused with the vicious machine-pistol half out of the holster,
half from prudence and halffrom the genuine shock on her face.

        "Please, be calm, Mr. Matthieson," she said soothingly, hands held
palm-down before her. "We have a mutual friend in Munchen who asked me to look
you up. And," she added with a gamine grin, "you're a        136 Mar~Kzin Wars
V

        girlhood hero of mine, anyway-some people did hear a little of what
went on out in the Serpent Swarm, you know."

        "I don't have any friends in Munchen,and I don't have any here
either," Jonah barked. Montierrat. He's checking up on us, the scheming
bastard. "I've got a backer in Munchen, and he'll get the return on his
capital he was promised, if he leaves me alone to do my work. Now if you'll
pardon me, Fra Nordbo or whatever your name is, I'm a busy man."

       "What took you so long?" Hans said.

       "Making sure I wasn't followed," Jonah said. "Got it out?"

        "Out to the mouth of the diggings," the old man said. "Didn't think it
would be all that smart to leave it out in plain view."

       "Show me."

        Film sheeting had been rigged over the mouth ofthe shaft and covered
with dirt and vegetation. Jonah ducked through into the interior chamber, lit
by glowrods stapled to the timbers of the shoring, and whistled silently.

        The . . . craft, he supposed . . . was a wasp-waisted spindle four
meters long and three wide. One end flared with enigmatic pods; a hole had
been torn in it there, the only sign of damage. Through the hole showed the
unmistakable sheen of a stasis field. A Slaver stasis field, except that no
thrint could be held in a ship this size; the thrintun were Man-tall and much
more thickly built. Jonah shuddered at the memory of icy tendrils of certainty
ramming into his mind . . . but he knew thrint naval architecture as few men
living did, and they had been programmed to forget it. Thrintun ships were
always large; the thrint were plains-dwelling carnivores by inheritance, and
not intelligent enough to suppress their instincts.

        IME HA~OFTHE MOUNTAIN KING 137

       "Tnuctipun," he breathed.

        The Slavers' engineers, the ones whose revolt had brought down the
Slaver Empire three billion years before. The revolt had wiped out both races
and every other sentient in the galaxy save for the bandersnatch; humans and
kzinti alike had evolved from Slaver-era tailored foodyeasts, along with the
entire ecosystems of their respective planets. As a master race, the thrint
had not been too impressive, apart from their power of telepathic
hypnosis-with the Power, they did notneed intelligence. An IQ equivalent to
human 80 was normal for thrintun. Little was known of the tnuctipun, but it
was clear that they had been very clever indeed.

        "Or something else from then," Hans said. "That hull's like nothing in
Known Space, that's for sure. Tensile strength and radiation resistance is
right off the scale; none of the gear we brought can even test it." He
scratched in the perpetual white three day's beard that covered his chin.
"Wish we hadn't found it. Gold I understand. This I don't. Don't like it."

        "This could make us one bleeping lot richer than all the gold on
Wunderland," Jonah said.

        "We do not know if there is anything valuable in the artifact," Spots
said. "Not yet."

        "There is a stasis field!" Bigs replied. "Neither the Patriarchy nor
the monkeys have that as yet. There is the hull material. Think of the naval
implications of such ships! We know the ancients had superluminal
drives-undoubtedly the secret of that is inside as well. Matter conversion . .
."

        He licked his chops and forced his voice to quietness; they were near
the disused gold-washing boxes, but the humans could be anywhere and both of
them had some command of the Hero's Tongue.

        "You said we could not return to the Patriarchy-we, defeated cowards
with nothing to offer. Now we can        138 Ma+Kzin Wars V

        return. Now we can return as Heroes, assured of Full Names-assured of
harems stocked from the Patriarch's daughters, and a position second only to
his!"

        Spots nodded thoughtfully. "There is some truth in that," he said
judiciously; his voice was calm, but his eyes gleamed and the wet fangs
beneath showed white and strong in the morning light. "If we could get the
secrets, and if we can get them off planet-you do not hope to ride aloft in
the alien craft, I hope," he added dryly.

        Bigs snorted; neither of the humans could fit in any likely passenger
compartment, much less a kzin.

        "We must get the pilot, or download the data from the craft's
computers," he said decisively.

        "Easy to say," Spots said, flapping his ears. Bigs grinned at the
reminder that his sibling had always been better with information systems.
"The hardware and programs both will be totally incompatible- fewer
similarities in design architecture than kzintihuman system interfaces have.
At least we and the monkeys have comparable capacities, and integrating those
systems was a reborn-as-kzinrett nightmare. I did some of that during the war.
What kind of computer would the monkey slaves of the thrintun build?"

        "And yet. To be a true Hero, to have a name, it never was easy. Until
not it was not possible. Now it is."

        Spots paused thoughtfully, scratching himselfunder the jaw. "And the
monkey authorities-if they sniff one trace scent of this, they will bury us so
deep that we will stay submerged as long as that spacecraft did."

        Bigs's fur rippled, and he gave an involuntary dry retch. Ever since
the cave-in he had been unable to force himself closer than the outer entrance
of the shaft. The darkness, the stifling closeness . . . he retched again. As
nearly as they could estimate the tnuctipun spaceship had spent the last three
thousand million years in the planetary magma, bobbing around

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        beneath the Aeserheimer Continent's crustal plate. The hot spot must
be connected with it, somehow- the how of it was beyond them; none of them was
a specialist in planetary mechanics-and only chance had ever brought it to the
surface again. Vanishingly unlikely that it should be then, although erosion
would have revealed it in another few centuries. On the other paw, it had to
be discovered sometime. It looked to be eternal.

        To be buried that long, though. His mind knew that it had been less
than an instant; inside a stasis field, the entropy gradient was disconnected
from that of the universe as a whole. Less than a single second would pass
inside during the entire duration of the universe, from the explosion of the
primal monobloc to the final inward collapse into singularity. His mind knew
that, but his gut knew otherwise.

        Spots chirred. "For that matter, what of the humans here? They seem no
more anxious than we to attract the gouernment's"-he fell into Wunderlander
for that; the Hero's Tongue had no precise equivalent- "attention. Yet they
may be reluctant to allow us to depart with the data-they are monkeys, after
all."

        "We can bury their bones. They are outcasts, not dear to the livers of
the monkeys in authority. Who will miss their scent?"

        The smell of anger warned him; he looked up just in time to jerk his
head backward, and Spots's claws fanned the air over his nose rather than
raking through the sensitive flesh.

        "Honorless sthondat!" the smaller kzin hissed. "Did you forget the
oath we swore withJonah-human? You are alive because of the Jonah-human!
Oath-breaker' Are you without regard for the bones of your ances tors? The
Fanged God will regurgitate your soul."

        Bigs bristled, swelling up to a third again his size; his ears folded
back.        140

        "They are monks," he growled back; the sound was a steady
ur~recuneeerree beneath the modulations of his words. The Menacing Tense in
Imperative Mode.

        "That monks crawled into the darkness to rescue you as you lay
helpless," Spots said; he stood higher, unwilling to let Bigs' height give him
dominance. All eight claws on his hands were out. "Blood for blood."

        They began to circle, tails rigid. "What of our duty to the
Patriarch?" Bigs spat.

        "Our first duty to the Patriarch is to be Heroes," Spots replied.
"Heroes do not break their solemn oath!"
        They both sank on their haunches for the final leap. Then Bigs let his
fur fall and looked aside.

        "There is a true trail among the prints of your words," he admitted
with sullen reluctance. Earth rums bring and the walls closing around-"If the
monke . . . if Jonah-human refuses to let us leave with the data, I will
challenge him to honorable single combat."
        Spots straightened suspiciously; he sniffed with his jaw open and
licked his nose for a second try.

        "I smell reservations. They smell stronger than a dead kshat," he
warned. "Be sure, I will not permitless. No under-the-grass killing. And if
you duel Jonahhuman, you must preserve his head for the Ancestral Museum of
our line."

       "Agreed. We shall all act as Heroes. Even the Jonahhuman."

        Spots's pelt rippled in a shrug. "We quarrel over the intestines of a
prey that grazes yet," he said. "So far, all we have is an impenetrable
mystery."

       Martin Ways V

       CHAPTER FIFTEEN

        "What did you do?" Spots demanded, springing back and bruising his
tail against a timber upright. He rubbed at it absently, eyes locked on the
tnuctipun spacecraft with the same intent longing that they might have fixed
on a zianya bound in the blood trough of a feasting table.

       "I did nothing," Bigs said.

        Jonah grunted, and Hans whistled softly. For the better part of a
week, nothing. And now the stasis field had vanished, seemingly of its own
accord.

        The hull had turned . . . translucent, as well. Much of the interior
seemed to be packed solid with equipment of various sorts; none of it
familiar, although he thought he recognised something like the wave-guides of
a gravity polariser. If it's that small, and can lift this ship, it's better
than anything we or the kzin can make, he thought. Nothing this size could
make space on its own-the power-plant alone would be too large-and nothing
this size could possibly mount a superluminal drive, from what little was
publicly known about them. On the other hand, nothing humans or kzinti knew
would stand three billion years of immersion in liquid metal, either.

        "Tnuctipun," he whispered, awed. In the renter of the forward bulge
was a capsule, and inside that he could dimly see the outline of a body inside
a cocoon of tubes and wires.

        Small, was his first thought. He knew from his time on the thrintun
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        small; they had built that thrintun vessel, and many of the
crawlspaces were too cramped for a human to enter. Long limbs in proportion to
the body, and twelve digits, longer and more jointed than human fingers.
Another indication; there was a rough correlation between manual dexterity and
the length of time a species had been sentient. Dolphins and bandersnatch were
exceptions, of course. Overall he thought it would come to about his waist
standing erect, but the arms were as long as his. A single nostril in the long
snout, ahead of an even longer swelling of braincase; a pattern of holes on
either side of the head that might correspond to ears, or might not; two large
eyes and a smaller one set where the forehead would be if there was one. The
eyelids closed side-to-side rather than up and down.

        I'm the first human ever to see a tnuctipun, Jonah thought, slightly
dazed. He stepped forward, acutely conscious of the smell of his own sweat, of
the ginger scent of the kzin. They were staying well back; not that they were
more fearful than he, just less driven by curiosity.

        "It's hurt," he said, peering closely with his hands on the absolute
smoothness of the hull; it was an odd sensation, the palms always trying to
slip away.

        Whatever the tnuctipun was floating in was liquid, and reddish blood
was hazing the egg-shaped chamber; it thinned and flowed away as he watched.
An autodoc, he realized. Doubling as a pilot's crash couch. Some small
scoutcraft and atmosphere flyers used that arrangement, with a high-oxygen
liquid for breathing. A body with open air spaces inside it was much more
vulnerable to acceleration than one whose lungs were solidly filled with
incompressible liquid. Why bother, if they had gravity polarisers? he
wondered. Then: ah. Gravity waves were detectible, and the ones from a
polariser much more so than the natural variety. A

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        clandestine operations craft, no doubt. The tnuctipun had probably
been a spy, and the ship designed to slip onto thrintun-held planets during
the war of the Revolt. Jonah was willing to bet a great deal that the hull
material was superlatively stealthed, as well as near-as-no-matter
invulnerable.

        "You realize what this means?" he said, looking at the others. "It
means we four are potentially the richest beings in known space."

        "Means we could all lose our heads, hearts and testicles when the
gov'mint gets its claws on us," Hans said dourly. The kzin both snapped
theirjaws shut: We are meat

        "We certainly are if Markham or the ARM get hold of us,"Jonah mused.

        And the bleeping ARM wouldn't even use this stuff particularly now
we're oeatmg the pussies. At that thought his head came up, raking his eyes
across the kzin. Both returned his glance blandly, looking aside in carnivore
courtesy. The Patriarchy would use it, he knew. Kzinti had never been able to
afford antitech prejudice; they had less natural inventiveness than humans to
begin with. Tanj. And we were ready to kill eachotherover gold, much
lessthis.

        A voice spoke in his ear, in the Hero's Tongue: "What did you do?"

        Jonahjumped backwards; then he noticed everyone else around the
spacecraft had done likewise; the kzinamaratsov brothers were whirling in
place, trying to find whatever was speaking beside their ears

        "It's hurt," the voice said, in Wunderlander with a trace of Sol Belt
accent. The wet sound of kzin jaws closing on air followed.
         The kzin were bristling. "Haunted weapons," Spots said, snapping
twice.

        "Translator program," Jonah said. "The systems are active, if not the
pilot. It's trying to talk to us." It was vibrating the air beside their ears
somehow, not too startling compared to the rest of the technology.        144
Mandolin V

         ***

        "That is beyond my parameters," the computer said. "I must consult my
operator before I can make further judgements."

        Jonah opened his mouth to reply, and found himself croaking. A
startled glance outside showed darkness.

         "We'd better knock it off for a while," he said. Nerve wracking work.

        Especially when the translator program had spent an hour trying to
find out which side they were on in the tnuctipun-thrintun war; it seemed to
have a bee in its bonnet about that, understandably enough. He strongly
suspected that it also had a self-destruct subroutine, and would engage it if
it 'thought' that they were part of a thrint slave-species. The type of
suicide bomb available to a culture whose basic energy source was matter
conversion did not bear thinking of. You could tell a good deal about the
people who designed an infosystem by talking to one of their programs, and
there was a pristine ruthlessness to this one that even the kzin found
chilling.

        No wonder the Revolt wiped out intelligent life, he thought. They had
had to take a datalink out and show the ship's system the stars before it
really seemed to believe them about the length of time that had passed. At
that, it was probably fortunate that the pilot was still comatose. The
computer had limited autonomy; it was very powerful, right up with the great
machines that ran the UN Space Navy from Gibraltar Base in the Sol Belt, but
not a true personality, as far as he could tell. Neither human nor kzinti
designers had ever been able to make a really sentient system that did not go
catatonic within months. Evidently the ancient world of the Slaver Empire had
been no more successful. At least the AI was completely logical; Finagle alone
knew what a conscious but traumatised tnuctipun would do on realising it was
the only member of its species left in a universe changed beyond recognition.

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        Jonah shivered again. That did not bear thinking about either. When
the Yamamoto dropped him and Ingrid Raines offinto the kzin-occupied Alpha
Centauri system two years ago they had decelerated by using a stasis field-one
of the few the UN had been able to make-and skidding through the photosphere
of the star. A little, little mistake and they would have spent the next
several billion years in stasis themselves-until Alpha Centauri went nova,
perhaps. Then the invulnerable bubble of not-time might have been flung out,
eventually to land on a planet. To wait while intelligent life arose or
arrived, then be opened. He swallowed mind exploring the concept the way a
tongue might probe at a sore tooth. At that, there You have been two of us he
thought. And lid still havegone off the deep end.

        Jonah was preoccupied enough not to notice the extra figure at the
campfire, as he walked downslope to the tents. Spots and Bigs had better
senses; he looked up sharply at their angry hisses of territorial violation.
        "You all seemed to be busy," Tyra Nordbo said crouched by the fire.
"So I thought I'd help myself to some of this coffee."

        With her free hand, she pitched something small and heavy out into the
firelight: All of them recognised the material. After a moment, they
recognized the shape; the hole in the rear section of the tnuctipun ship's
hull matched it exactly.

        "No, of course I haven't reported back to Herrenmann Montherrat," Tyra
said. "Howrould 1? The government -which means theARM, remember-is
monitoringall frequencies and all the cable and satellite links. There is
still a state of military emergency on, you know."

        Jonah relaxed slightly; out of the corner of his eye, he could see
Spots and Bigs doing likewise, the ruffs of fur around their throats and
shoulders sinking back to the level of the rest of their pelts. Their eyes
stayed        146 Ma+KtinWa7s V

        locked on the young woman, ominously steady, glints of silver and red
in the gathering dark against the ruddy orange of their fur. Hans was
imperturbable as he sucked his pipe to a glowing ember.
        "You really don't have much choice but to go through with your
agreement, as far as I can see," she went on.

        "Oh?" Jonah said, softly. "We didn't bargain to hand over the Secret
of the Ages for a pat on the head and a few thousand krona."

        Bigs snorted agreement, followed by a low growl. Spots was silent, but
the tip of his tongue showed as he panted slightly.

        "It's too big," Tyra said. "The ARM would give anything to suppress
this-they'll take the tnuctipun back to Earth, put it in the museum next to
the Sea Statue, that thrint they bottled up again, and that'll be that. You
know them. They have a lot of influence here on Wunderland these days. To make
any use of the secret, you'd have to have a powerful patron of your own- or,"
she added with a gamine chuckle that made her look twelve for a second, "you
could take it and sell it to the Outsiders or the Patriarch of Kzin. No
obverse," she added in the brothers' direction.

        Bigs snarled, a sound like ripping canvass. Spots snorted, aflupp
sound. "None taken," he said.

        " Besides which," she went on, "I know about it, and it's my duty to
see that the most responsible authority takes charge of it for the benefit
ofWunderland-of everyone, eventually. That means Montlerrat. Of course, you
could kill me and bury my body." She leaned back against her saddle. "Up to
you, mein herren."

        Blast, she had to go and say it, Jonah thought. His palms
weredamp.[ma-moderately-lawab~ding~pe, bemused. And normally, rd be against
offmg arryone that good-looking on generalprinc~le. But Finagle there's a lot
atsk~e here!

       Odd, how ambition struck. He had never been

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        conscious of wealth as something he lacked, before. Enough to be
comfortable, yes; the loss of that had been shocking when Early had him
railroaded out of the UN Space Navy and then blacklisted. A lithe more of the
gold, yes; independence had looked awfully desirable. The tnuctipun's secrets
were more than wealth, they were power. The problem was, they were
proportionately risky.

        Ja, Fra Nordbo," Hans said mildly. "Those look to be the alternatives,
don't they?" Tyra stiffened; she had net meant to be taken literally. "If
you'd let us talk it over in private, for a minute?" He waggled his pipe
towards the kzinti; it would be futile to try and run in the dark, with them
ready to scent-track as accurate!

       as hounds and with intelligence to boot.

        As soon as she had withdrawn, Bigs spoke: "Killhim. I mean her."
Kzinti females were mute and subsentient, probably another consequence of
genetic engineering, and kzintosh-male kzin-had trouble remembering that
sexual dimorphism was not so extreme among the race of Man. The matter was
academic to them, of course. "We owe the monke-hrreaheerr, Montberrathuman
only money. We can pay him off with gold. The secrets in that craft will make
us Patriarchsl"

        "Or make us dead," Hans said. "Killing the girl- the Provisional
Gendarmerie, they don't worry about trifles like proof They just shoot you.
Can't spend if you're dead. I wish we hadn't found it, I truly do."

        "I also," Spots said surprisingly. "But it is done." His breed wasted
little time on regrets. "My sibling is right -In potential Hans-human is also
right-as to the risk. I scratch dirt upon the dung of risk . . . but dhere is
no glory in defeat. It is a difficult matter."

        "We can't kill Tyra - the girl," Jonah said reasonably.

        The two kzin looked at each other. Bigs rolled his eyes toward Jonah
and made a complex gesture,        148

         involving fingers wiggling at the mule c, thp'n ng Aim, a ripple of
the fur and an arch of the back. It meant matingfrenzy; also stupidity and
madness.

        "Hrrrr." Spots lay his chin on his hands and turned his eyes onJonah.
"We mustagree, whatever we do. Or else fight each other." He added kindly: "If
all agree to kill the female, we will do it; you need not watch. We will even
forgo eating it."

        "Bleeping hell you-" Jonah forced calm. Breath in. Breath out.
Ommmm-"Look, I know it's tempting for you, but I've decided; we really can't
do anything but sell to Montterrat. Wunderland's our only market. They won't
let us get off planes! Montlerrat is the only market on Wunderland that won't
slap us in a psychist's chair. And kill you two, by the way."

        "I think Fra Nordbo should go," Hans said. He gestured with his pipe
es Jonah stared round. "Nothing against her personal. No, seems a nice enough
sort. Still, I'm a Wunderlander-commoner, like my parents before me. Don't
like the thought that we hand this to the new government; too cozy by half
with the Earthers. Don't like the idea of the Herrenmenn getting it,
either-tired of them running things, and throwing us scraps." He smiled across
at the kzin without showing his teeth. "Since you fellers' friends back home
can't get it, that don't come into the picture."

        Tanjit!Jonah thought. Aloud: "Look, we've had a long day. What say we
turn in? She isn't going anywhere. We can consider it in the morning."

        "Logic will be the same in the morning," Spots said reasonably. "Also,
you will not find the decision easier once you have mated."

        "I don't intend to mate!" Jonah snapped. Although Finagle knows I'd
like to. Aliens had trouble with the details of human social interaction. "And
I say let's think it over in the morning."

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        CHAPTERSIXIEEN

        Spots-Son of Chotrz-Shaa whimpered softly in his sleep. He was hiding
from his father. Chotrz-Shaa had seen the vids from the Fourth Fleet sent
against ManHome. Three elder sons and a brother had sailed with the Fourth
Fleet; Ssis-Captain, Second Gunner and Squadron Arialyst. Chotrz-Shaa raged
through the home complex; the scent of his anger was terrible. In the palazzos
of the harem, mothers tucked their kittens into cupboards or piles of pillows
and yowled their fear and defiance, prepared to fight to the death to keep the
enraged male from eating the young. That was an instinct older than the
Patriarchy, older than speech and tools.

         Spots-Son followed in his father's wake; the smell of killing rage
repelled and led. Occasionally a faint eanuw-e~`unw trickled past the young
kzin's lips; his brother the Big One gave him a contemptuous look, that was
the infant's distress call. They followed down corridors of black basalt with
trophies of ceremonial weapons, into the communications room. Sometimes their
father brought them there for lessons with the teaching machines, but now it
was in turmoil; smashed crockery, modules thrown here and there. A human
servant huddled bleeding in one corner, then scuttled out as the youngsters
entered.

        Pictures were up on the wall halo. For a long time the two youngsters
stared at them without comprehension, until Spots recognized the face in one.

          "Uncle Ssis-Captain!" he cried. "Sire's Brother!"       150 Man Ana7s
v

        Bigs reared back beside him with a reeearrwowow of protest, hair
bottling out and tail stiff. Uncle SsisCaptain was dead. He was floating in
zero-G, with the bottom halfofhimgone. The brothers were old enough for
preliminary education; they both knew about spacecraft, and kzinti anatomy.

          "But . . . but Uncle Ssis-Captain went to conquer the monkeys!" Spots
wailed.

        Uncle Ssis-Captain had picked him up and swung him around, and
promised him an elephant-hunt when he came to visit on the estate on Earth . .
.

        "The monkeys killed Uncle Ssis-Captain," Bigs said shakily. "That . .
. that is Brother and Brother." The other two forms in the halo were
calcinated to ash and bone, but one had a chased-tungsten arm ring. Their
father had given that when the Fleet left on its mission of conquest.

        Two shrill cries of grief and rage rose, higher and higher until an
adult roar cut them off.

          " What are you d oing here ? " it bellowed.

        Spots threw himself down flat, paws over eyes and fur laid flat. Bigs
was more reckless; he stood upright, met his father's eyes.

          "1 shall kill all the monkeys-they killed Uncle and-"

        "Silence, cub!" Chotrz-Shaa bellowed, backhanding the youngling into
the wall and whimpering silence. The huge face bent low, filling Spots's
vision, all glaring eyes and teeth and rage-smell.

          "No, Father!" he cried, and woke.

        I detest that dream, he thought, shaking his head and rolling up to
all fours.
        It was the hour before dawn, with the moon down and the air chilly; it
felt good to be comfortable in his fur, and scents were marvelously clear.
Eyesight was flatter and less color-sensitive than in daylight, but
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        otherwise not much less as the pupils of his eyes expanded until the
iris was only a yellow thread around the black pits of sight. Something moved,
a human-he sniffed deeply-yes, the blander, earthier odor of the female.

        Good, he thought. That dream usually came when something serious
disturbed him in his sleep. If the human-female was trying to escape, he could
kill it without angering Jonah-human; that would be best. Jonah is a fme
monkey, he thought. If the thought were not slightly blasphemous, one could
wish that he had been born a Hero. I win make hem my Chief Slave when we
recon, quer Wunderland. As they would, if Bigs was right. If only. My river
says yes, but my brain disagrees. Enough. The krr~gest leap
begznswithsettingyourhindclaws. First the Tyra-human.

        He crept forward, belly to the earth, tail straight beck to balance
his weight and hands touching down occasionally to guide it. Ready for the
sudden overwhelming rush, the final leap; he needed no weapon for this.
Excitement folded his ears back into knots and drew lips back from teeth,
brought the claws sliding out on all eight digits. Almost, he was reluctant to
end it; Tyra-human moved very quietly, for a monkey, and he might have had
trouble following her if the breeze had not been with him. Eagerness brought
him forward faster, but with only a little more noise; a pebble displaced, a
thorn snagging his fur and snapping. Then he went rigid with shock.

           "Quiet," she said, turning and calling softly. "They're moving up the
valley."

        She looked directly at him, with the bulbous shape of nightsight
glasses hiding her eyes. She spoke in the Hero's Tongue, as closely as a
monkey could come to pronouncing it; in the Warning Tense. He nearly screamed
and leapt then; only caution at the sight of her magrifle gave him pause. Then
the sense of the words sank home.        152

           should have kept lookouts.

        "Don't know," she replied. Even now a thought flickered, how easy it
would be to reach out-only arm's reach-and slash her throat open.

        No. Not withnknownfactor. . . unless she led them to us? His lips went
further back in rage, but it was unlikely.

        "Could be the Provisional Gendarmerie," she said softly. "Or it could
be bandits. Either way, bad news for us. They'll be here by dawn at that rate.
Can't miss the trail and the water-furrow."

        Us, Spots thought mournfully. Us expands to too many monkeys. The
Fanged God would have his jokes on those so lost to honor that they
surrendered.
        I will ripyourthroatyet, he thought, staring resentfully up into the
sky for a second. The God appreciated a good fight.

       "I will wake the others," he went on aloud.

        Hey? he thought. Quickly he came level with her and followed her
pointing hand. Motion, over a kilometer away; he took the glasses from his
belt and looked. Humans on horseback, leading other horses. Octal to the
second of them, all heavily armed, and he recognised the shapes of knock-clown
beamers on the lead horses.

       "Who?" he breathed. I lay my furflat in shame. Claw
       nql~'n7 nice and roll insthondat excrement, Spotted Fool! We

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        "Well, they've got Provisional Gendarmerie armbands," Jonah said,
lowering the magnifier.

       "Cloth's cheap," Hans replied.

        Jonah nodded, mind busy. "All right. Spots, you take your beamer and
dig in behind those rocks over there. Hans, get the mules back into the
diggings and then set up on the hill over the entrance."

        Hans was the best shot of all of them; it was difficuk to be a bad
shot with a military magrifle, but he was superb.

       "I'll take the renter, here."

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       "What about me?" Tyra Nordbo said.

        I wish to Finagle you were far far away, Jonah thought. Aloud: "Ever
used that rifle?"

       "Yes."

        The reply was bitten off, and from the expression she hadn't enjoyed
it. All to the good; he'd known people in the UN Navy who enjoyed combat, and
none of them were types he'd like to have backing him up They tended to fly
off the handle like . . . like kzinti; come to think of it.

        "You get about ten meters to the east of me and take that little
knoll." He turned to eye the two kzin. "And nobody fires unless they open up,
or I give the order. Understood?"

        Bigs looked skeptical. "What if they flank us?" Spots asked. "There
are enough of them."

        "Then we'll retreat," Jonah said. "And someone else will have the
headache of what to do with that." He jerked a thumb towards the entrance to
the diggings.

        The mounted column wove over the ridge opposite and down into the
morning shadow ofthe valley, disappearing into the dense vegetation along the
streambed. Jonah burrowed deeper into cover, showing nothing but the lenses of
his field glasses, their systems keyed to passive receptors only. IR would
show their locations, of course; a good deal depended on how much the
whatever-they-were had in the way of detection systems. Quite a bit if they
really were Provisionals, anything from the Eyeball Mark I to military issue
if they were bandits. The dawn was coming up in the east, to his right; the
snowpeaks and clouds around the summits of the Jotuns turned red as blood,
while Beta was a point of white fire overhead. The waterfall toned and
thundered to his right, mist rising out of darkness into light.

        He pulled the audiojack on his field glasses out and       154
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        put it in his ear. The instrument clicked, sorting out sound not in
the human-voice frequencies. Then:

       " . . . boot some head . . . "

       "Shut up, scheisskopfl. Turn it on!"

        A crackling hiss filled his ear. Wonders of modern tecimob ogy, he
reflected sourly; it was always easier to make things not happen than to make
them happen, so countermeasures generally ran ahead of detection. The rustle
of boots and the clink of equipment came more clearly, and the took . . . tock
. . . of synthetic horseshoes on firm ground or rock. The strangers were in no
hurry. They stopped to water their horses and picket them, to set up a firing
line along the edge of the brush, before two walked out from under the trees
and began climbing the hill.

        "Everybody stay calm,"Jonah warned again, as the pair halted and
looked upslope.

        They looked tough, shabby and a little hungry; or at least the
rat-faced thin one did. The leader had a beer belly that hung over his
gunbelt, and even in dhe cool morning sweat stains marked his armpits. He
carried a strakkaker at his belt and a magrifle in his hands; his companion
had the chunky shape of a jazzer slung from an assault sling. That fired
miniature moleculardistortion batteries set to discharge into any living
tissue they met. An unpleasant weapon.

        The big-bellied leader smiled, a false grin creasing his stubbled
face. His Wunderlander had a thick accent, maybe regional, or he might have
come from one of the many ethnic enclaves that dotted the planet:

       "Hey, you up there? Why you hiding?"

        "Why are you here?" Jonah replied. "Ride on. We'll mind our business,
you mind yours."
        "Hey, we can't do that, man!" the other man said. "We're the
Provisional Gendarmerie-you know, the mounted police? We're inspecting the
area for illegal weapons. New order, to confiscate all illegal weapons, peace
and order, you know?"

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       "What's illegal?"Jonah asked.

        "Just military stuff, man. You know, magrifles, jazzers,
beamers-hunting rifles, they are fine."

       "Let's see some ID, then."

       "ID? We gotp~ of ID. Here, I show you."

        The fat man pulled something out of a leg-pocket on his stained pants
and handed it to the smaller figure beside him. He murmured an order, which
the odher seemed to resent; Hen he took off his hat and began thrashing the
lithe man over the head and shoulders.

        ']a, boss, Ja, I'll take it," the small man with the big nose said.

        "Here!" he called out, climbing towards Jonah's position.

        "Toss it over that rock and get back down," Jonah shouted.

        Ratface scuttled to obey, and Jonah signed to Tyra. She
leopard-crawled with her rifle across her elbows, over to the plastic card and
examined it with a frown of puzzlement; then she ran it past the scanner of
her beltcomp. That brought another frown, and she kept crawling to within
arm's length of him to pass dhe ID. He glanced down at it; a holo ofthe fat
man's face, looking indecent without its stubble. Serial number, and Lealnar~
Edward Gru`,derrnann, Prornzumnl Stuatspolez~.

        "My comp recognises the codes, and I updated about a month ago, but .
.."

        "But?" Jonah bit out. If he had stood offa real Gendarmerie
Lieutenant, they were all in serious trouble. Wunderland was under martial
law, and out here a mounted police officer could be judge, jury and
executioner all in one. Staging a shoot-out with the police would be absolute
suicide, even if he won. Jonah Matthieson's ambiguous status would harden into
"desperate criminal" quite quickly, then.

        "But if dlat lot are Provisionals, I'm a kzinrette." She bit her lip;
even then it was interesting . . . "Look, herr        156 Man-Kzin Wars V

        Matthieson-up until two months ago, I was in the Provisional
Gendarmerie. My brother Ib'sacaptain. I spent six months riding with them.
That lot down there smell wrong, completely."

        Jonah met her eyes, a changeable sea-blue; tinted with grey this
morning, desperately sincere. Tang, why couldn't she he a middle-aged
battleaxe of eighty?

        "All right," he said. "I'll play it safe." Because if we do give up
our guns, there's our options gone right there. "You get over there east of
the Brothers Kzinamaratsov; they might come up the gully."

        To his surprise, he heard her chuckle-he had only taken up ancient
literature in the last year himself; data was free, if nothing else-and she
touched a finger to her brow before heading off east with an expert's use of

       cover.

        "If this ID is genuine,"Jonah called down to the man halfway up the
slope, "then you won't mind me calling in to Munchen for confirmation.
Leutnant Gruederman."

        Gruederman began a snarl, and forced it back into a smile. Docking
contact, Jonah told himself. Tyra was right.

        "Hey, man, we don't want to steal your guns-it's the law, you know.
Here-" he shoved the other man "-we'll give you compensation."

        "See," the little man said, rummaging in his knapsack. "This is worth
three, maybe four hundred krona!" He held up a briefcase sized box, an
obsolete model of musicomp and library. "Good stuff, pre-war!"

        Stolen from some farmeryou bushwacked, Jonah thought grimly. He took
up the slack on his trigger and put the aiming point on the musicomp. Whack.
The casing exploded and the little bandit went howling and whirling away, face
slashed by the fragments. The sharp sound of the high-velocity round went
echoing offdown the valley in a whack-whackkkkk of fading repetitions.

       "Get moving," Jonah called flatly.

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        The bandit chief's face convulsed, going from a broad grin to an
expression that was worthy of a kzin Spittle flecked out as he screamed:

       "You can't do this to Ed Gruederman! 1~11 boot your head!"

        The smaller bandit had recovered enough to unlimber his jazzer. Around
cracked over Jonah's head; by reflex he shifted aim and sent a short burst
into the man's torso. It blossomed out in a mist of sliced bone and flesh as
the prefrag bullets punched in and disintegrated, a thousand crystalline
buzzsaws of adamantine strength. By the time he shifted back it was too late.
Gruederman threw himself backward in a desperate flip, somersaulting and
rolling down the short distance to cover. Bullets pecked at his shadow, and
then the whole beeline opened up. Magrifle bullets chewed at the stone, and a
boulder exploded as a tripod-mounted beamer punched megajoules of energy into
its brittle structure. Thunder rolled back from the cliffs.

       "tot 'em have it!"Jonah yelled.

        Unnecessary, but satisfying. He rolled a half-dozen paces to his
right, rose, fired a burst, ducked and rolled again. Hans was shooting from
his position over the diggings, single shots. A man screamed and fell from a
tree in the valley below, and the beamer fell silent. Over to the left the
kzin were popping up for fractional seconds and sending bursts from their
captured beamers, using heavy weapons like rifles, inhumanly quick and
accurate. Trees below exploded into steam and supersonic splinters. Their
screams sounded louder than the noise of battle, daunting in a way that the
mechanised death they wielded was not. Hair rose on human spines, a fear that
went back to the caves and beyond.

        Wonder what Tyra's doing, Jonah thought in a second of calm.
Hopeshe)'asn'tgot bu~kiever        158 Man-f~ Wars V

       ***

        Spots flicked himself up with a heave of his body. It was just enough
to clear head and hands above the screeahead of him; the aimpoint of the
beamer settled on the target he had picked on his last shot, and it exploded
with steam. From vegetation, and as he dropped and rolled he could smell
flash-cooked monkey as well. He shrieked exultantly:

        "Eeeeeerreeieiaiiouiawiowine!" The kzinti are upon you! He had a wide
arc before him, with a deep narrow ravine full of brush that stretched right
down to the river. Already an arc of riverbank forest before him was burning.
He looked down at the power readout of the beamer; almost half discharged. A
pity, since he liked this weapon. The two strakkakers strapped to his thighs
seemed like feeble toys in comparison, although the grips had been modified
for kzin hands.

        The next shot almost brought disaster. A fragment caught his forehead,
and stinging blood covered his eyes as he dropped back into the protection
ofthe rock. With a yowl of impatience he felt at the injury, even as rounds
chewed at the tumbled volcanic basalt ahead of him. It was painful enough to
wake him to full fury, the area above his brow-ridges cut to the bone and a
flap of skin hanging free; his ears rang, and his mouth filled. He swallowed
and forced pain and dizziness back. That had almost killed him; many monkeys
would die for their presumption, and he would chew their livers. In the
meantime he had to get the blood out of his eyes; it was blinding him, and the
rank scent of kzin blood dulled his nostrils.

        A yowl from Bigs meant that he had caught that smell too. "AU's well!"
he snarled back. "Look to your front."

        There was a length of gauze in his beltpouch. He pushed the flap of
skin back into position-he would get a worthy battlescar out of this, but in
the meantime it stung-and began binding the wound with an

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        X-shaped bandage, anchored by a loop under the base of his jaw and
around the rear bulge of his skull. Hurriedly he poured water from his canteen
over his brows and eyelashes, snuffling and scrubbing and licking his nose to
clear his senses. A sharp scent of eucalyptus almost made him sneeze; some
tree damaged in the fight, he supposed.

       "Behind you!" a human voice screamed.

        It was utterly unexpected, but Spots' reflexes wasted no time on
surprise. He dropped sideways.
        A bandit lunged through the space he had occupied a moment before,
with a vibroblade outstretched before him. It whined into uselessness as the
humming wire edge sliced into rock. The knifeman's face hadjust enough time to
begin to show surprise when the kzin's fil1]-armed swing ripped out his throat
almost to the neckbone and threw him ten meters through the air. The
instinctive full-force effort swung Spots around in a three-quarter turn, his
body betraying him in a G field barely a third of the one for which it had
evolved. That exposed him to fire from below for a moment-rock spells stung
his shoulders-and left him helpless as the second bandit six meters away
raised a strakkaker left-handed. The forty-round clip of liquid-teflon filled
bullets would rip the kzin's body open like an internal explosion.

        The bandit's head vanished from the shoulders up in a spray of red,
grey and pink. The body stood for two seconds with blood fountaining up to
where the face would have been, took two stumbling steps forward, and
collapsed across Spots' tail. He blinked surprise and looked.

        Tyra-human lay prone beside another boulder, slapping another cassette
into her rifle. She gave him a brief nod before moving off to a fresh firing
position; her face was gray, and she smelled of fatigue poisons and nausea, an
acrid scent.        160 Margin V

        Spots went flat again and readied his beamer, but the saver had gone
out of the fight. Bigs owes a life to Jonahhuman. Now l owe a fife to
Tyra-human. Two lives the honorof the House of Chotn-Shaa owes to Man. It is
too much. How will I know the balance of debt and obligation, unless the
Ranged God tells me? Like most modern kzinn, Spots had worked at rejecting
religion as unfashionable. The effort wasn't entirely successful. Intellect
was one thing; but belief in the Fanged God was built deep into the kzinn
culture, and a desire to believe had been built into their very genes. The
Conservators of the Patriarchal Past had a fertile field to sow. Now Spots
wished he had listened more closely to the Conservators. It would take a God
to figure out this tangle.

        Oh, well-there are monkeys down there I can kill, he thought
gloomily.

        "Sssisssi!" Bigs snarled, and forced his clawed hand down again. "We
should have pursued," he went on.

        "Shut up," Tyra said, working the sprayskin around the depilated patch
of singed flesh that ran down the barrel ribs of the big kzin's body. "We're
not in any shape to pursue three times our number. Defending gave us an
advantage."

        Jonah sighed and sipped again at his canteen, looking around the
campsite; they had moved into the outer edge of the shaft, in case the bandits
tried to sneak a sniper back, and left sensors scattered about outside with
Spots to oversee. The kzin seemed depressed; not so Bigs, who was a little
manic by his own surly standards. He lifted his beltphone.

       "Spots, anything?"
        "No. They ran, and continued to run to the limitofthe audio sensor's
ability to detect the footfalls of their riding beasts." A sigh. "Must we
really leave all those bodies?"

        "Yes!" Jonah snapped, swallowing at certain memories of his own. Every
once in a while, you remember

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        that they're not humans infursuits. "Last thing we wantis a posse-mob
of outbackers on our trail, understood?" Wunderlanders would not react well to
the thought of kzin eating even dead bandits.

       "Understood." A long, sad sigh.

       "Come on in."

        Silence crackled between them as they waited;Jonah met Hans's eye, and
got a slight nod in return. Tyra finished with Bigs and stepped quickly away,
aware that an injured kzin was unlikely to tolerate much contact with a human.
Got grains, that girl, Jonah thought admiringly. Spots ducked in between the
screens and stopped, turning his head inquiringly towards his brother, ears
cocking forward and nostrils flaring. Then he rippled his fur in a shrug and
squatted against the restraining timbers of the far wall, hands resting on the
ground before him.

        "We can't stay here," Jonah said abruptly. "There's something you
should know: I don't think that those bandits were acting on their own."

        It took a few minutes to sketch in Jonah's relations with Bulord
Early, and Early's campaign of persecution. Silence followed, and he went on.

        "We can't lug that"-he jerked a thumb over his shoulder at the
tnuctipun spyship-"either. Either the bandits will come back with more men, or
the real Gendarmerie will show up. The bandits will kill us, the Gendarmerie
might-and the government will certainly stamp everything Excruciatingly Secret
and silence us, one way or another. I'm a pariah, you two are kzin, Fra Nordbo
here comes from a suspect family subject to pressure-"

       "And I'm a worthless old bushcoot," Hans said cheerfully.

        "Ifwe were lucky, they might buy us off,"Jonah continued. "If we want
to make anything of what we've got, we'd better get out quick and make a sale
to the        162

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        only one who has the resources to make something of this-to
Montferrat-Palme. At least we'll have some bargaining position with him."

       "That . . . is . . . not . . . all," a voice said behind him.

        Jonah shot erect, turning before he came down again. Within its sac of
fluid, the tnuctipun's eyes had opened. It stayed in its fetal position, hands
wrapped about knees. The three eyes blinked vertically, and the mouth moved;
the lips seemed almost prehensile, and they were not in synch with the words
that he heard. The translator program, then.

       "I . . . 7~11. . . not . . . be . . . buried . . . again."
        ù CHAPTER SEVENTEEN

        Durvash whimpered to himself, eyes squeezed tightly shut. Agony, agony
to speak. Agony to t)duk. Lash He was the last. If ailed. Suicide night had
succeeded. The thrint had won. Egg mother Womb mother I: Siblings. AU dead.
The tnuctipun race was dead, and he was the last. The last by three billion
years. One-celled organisms had evolved to intelligence while he lay within
this planet's crust. He was not even sure it was the planet he had lost
consciousness on; there was more than enough time for his damaged craft to
have drifted through several systems. Time for all the bodies of thrint and
tnuctipun and shotovi and zengaborni to rot away, and the fabric oftheir
cities to erode to dust and the dust to be ground down under moving
continents, and for stars to age and-

        Rest, the faithful machines said; they had no souls, no souls that
longed for the deep red velvet sleep of death. Yourfunctions are at less than
45% of optimum and you must rest for the healing to be complete.

        He jerked. No. I must think. He was not the last tnuctipun! His race
had won, not the mouth-beshitting Slavers. Joy brought Durvash tears as
painful as despair. He existed; his autodoc and computer existed. They
contained the knowledge to clone his cells, to modify the genetic structures
to replicate individuals of all three sexes. Genetic records ofthousands of
tnuctipun; that was part of the general autodoc system. His rubbery lips
peeled off his serrated teeth in aggressionpleasure. Tnuctipun were
pack-hunters of great sociability; group survival was sweet ecstasy.
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         Iwi11 needfacil~ties. Laboratories, tools, time. The current sentients
here would be complete fools to allow a rebirth of the muctipun species, of
tnuctipun culture -and all of that was encoded in the memory of his computer
as well.

        They were not complete fools. Not very bright by tnuctipun standards,
but then few races were. They were certainly more acute than thrint-by about a
fifth to a third, he judged, from the hour or so of conversation, and to judge
from their technology. It was fairly advanced, in a quaint sort of way-the
beginnings of an industrial system, interstellar travel and fusion drives.

        They were divided, too. Species from species, as was natural: the
tnuctipun word for "alien" translated roughly as "food that talks". Also
individual from individual, a common characteristic of inferior races- he
quickly suppressed memory of his own rivals at home. Durvash knew what to make
of that. He had been trained as a clandestine agent, and his proudest
accomplishment had been an entire thrint world wiped clean of life by
engineering a civil war between thrintun clan elders.

        The large carnivore, he decided. Carnivores were easiest to work with,
in his opinion-as he was one himself. He is in a minority of one. It should be
easy to persuade him to use the neural-connector earplug. That would make
communication easy, and certain other things, if the biochemistries were
similar enough.

        Durvash squeezed his eyes shut. No warrior of tnuctipun had ever been
so alone as he. He had lost a universe; there was a universe to win.

        If I do not go mad, he thought; although his autodoc would probably
not let him do so. He did not know if that was fortunate, or the most
terrifying thing of all.
       Sip . . .

       ***

        THE HAL L OFTHE MOuNTAlN KING 165

        The little caravan prepared to depart in the blueish half-light of
Beta dawn, with Alpha still a hint on the horizon, blocked by the peaks whose
passes they would have to traverse. The mules had become inured to kzin
scent-somewhat-and were loaded first, to proceed Tyra's skittish horses who
were doubly disturbed by the smell of carnivore and the dead horses from
yesterday's battle. Fading woodsmoke and coffee smells mixed with the crisp
earthy scent of dew on the bushes and the cries of birds and gliders cut a
sharper undercurrent through the sound of the waterfall. That came into focus
again, now that they were leaving it after so many months of labor.

        "Done right well by us, this mountain," Hans said reflectively,
strapping the packsaddle of his mule "Wonder if it has a name? Not likely," he
decided. "Too small." The little eroded volcanic peak was a midget among the
Jotuns, even in the comparatively low hollow.

        "Muttiberg," Tyra said, passing by with her saddle over her shoulder.
The dog Garm pressed against her leg, casting another apprehensive look back
at the two kzin. He had been trying to keep himselfbetween her and them since
she rode into camp, despite the flattened ears and tucked tail of
intimidation. Kzinti were nightmares to canines, of course. "The locals call
it the Mother Mountain-for obvious reasons."
        Probably a man named them. This and the hill opposite did look like a
woman's breasts, if you squinted and had the right attitude. Muttiberg.

        "Let me give you a hand with that,"Jonah said; then he was a little
surprised at the weight of the saddle. Strongfor a Wunderlander, he thought;
but then, you could tell that from her build, almost like an Earther's.

        Bigs lifted the life-capsule possessively. It was lighter than it
should be, some application of gravity polarizer        166 Ma+K'in Wa~s V

        technology beyond current capacities, and opaque now as well. The
whole assemblage had seemed to ooze through the wall of the spaceship, leaving
no mark of its passage. For the first time in his life Bigs felt lust as a
purely mental state, notjust the automatic physical reaction to kzinrette
pheromones. It was an oddly cerebral sensation, yet it had the same obsessive
quality of excluding all other considerations. The tnuctip un-voice murmured
in his ear, and he commanded them not to twitch. Only the slightest
subvocalization was necessary to reply, too faint even for Spots's ears to
catch.

        He fitted the life capsule into one side of the pack saddle; the other
was balanced with sacks of gold dust, worthless as dirt now. 'We have a means
of convertingmatter into energy along a beam,' the voice said. Bigs's mind
blossomed with visions of monkey warships flashing into fireballs, galaxies of
fire to light the triumphant passage of kzinti dreadnoughts. Planetary
surfaces "outed upward, gnawing down to fortresses embedded in the crusts.
'Matter-~nerg' conversion is also available as a power source.' Fleets crossed
between suns in days, weeks. Once or twice, no more, in the history of the
Patriarchy a warrior-a Hero-had been adopted into the Riit clan, promoted to
the inmostlairs. What reward would be great enough for Chotra-Riit, savior of
the kzinti? What glory great enough for the one who brought the Heroic Race
domination not merely over the monkeys, but over a galaxy as well? Man was not
the only enemy of the Patriarchy. None of them could stand against the secrets
of the tnuctipun. The Eternal Pride would sweep the whole spiral arm in a
conquering rush.

        Slaver dripped down from his thin black lips to the fur of his chest.
He ignored it, taking the mule's bridle as tenderly as he might have borne up
his firstborn son.

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       ***

        " . . . and so after Father was forced to leave on that crazy
astrological expedition with Riao-Captain, Mutti had more and more trouble
with the kzin," Tyra went on.

        Jonah leaned his head closer, interest and concern on his face. They
were strung out over rocky plateau country, following a faint trail upwards
toward the nearest pass through the central Jotuns. The mountains curved away
northeastward, this slightly-lower hilly trough between the main ranges
heading likewise; directly east and south were the headwaters of the Donau,
and the long road down to the fertile lowlands where Munchen lay. Tyra
hesitated and went on; Jonah seemed to be that rare thing, a man who knew how
to listen. Not to mention looking at you without salivating all the time,
something that was more subtly flattering than open interest.

        "She had not his strength of body. Or," she went on more slowly, "his
strength of will-they were very close. So she must yield more to the kzinti,
and the replacement for Riao-Captain was less . . . willing to listen, in any
case. Things were growing worse all over Wunderland then; the war was going
against the ratcats, and they squeezed harder on the human population." She
scowled. "Yet Mutti did her best; more than can be said for some others, who
were punished less."

        "I agree with you,"Jonah said. "Your family seems to have gotten a raw
deal. Mind you," he went on, "I wasn't here, dealing with the kzin occupation.
That twists people's minds, and there's little justice in an angry man-or a
frightened one."

        She nodded, liking him better for the honesty than she would have for
more fulsome support.

        "In the meantime," he went on, lowering his voice, "I'm worried about
our kzin here and now." He dropped into English, which was a language they
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           shared and the sons of Chotrz-Shaa did not. "They're not acting
normal."

        Tyra blinked puzzlement. They had been sullen, true. "Kzinti are not
supposed to be talkative or gregarious, are they?" she said.

        "bland, Jonah said, taking a moment to fan himself with his hat. This
high up the heat was dry rather than humid, but the pale volcanic dirt and
scattered rocks threw it back like a molecular-f~lm reflector..

        "Bias is surly even by kzin standards, but now he's downright
euphoric. Not talking, but look at the way his fur ripples, and the way he
holds his tail. Spots is talkative-for a kzin. Now he's miserable."

        Tyra looked more closely. The smaller kzin was plodding along with
back arched, the tip of his tail carelessly dragging in the dirt, even though
it must be sore. His nose was dry-looking and there was a greyish tinge to its
black, and his fur was matted and tangled, with burrs and twigs he had not
bothered to comb out. Bigs's pelt shone, and his head was up, alert, eyes
bright.

        "It is a bad sign when a kzin neglects his grooming, isn't it?" she
murmured.

           "Very bad."

           Martin Wars V

        She glanced aside at him. "You know them very well. From having fought
them so long?"

        He shrugged. "I know these two," he said. "You have to be careful you
don't anthropomorphise, but offhand I'd say Spots is thoroughly depressed and
worried. I don't know if that worries me more than Bigs being so happy, or
not."
        Spots folded his ears. "Must you torture that thing?" he said to Hans,
as the old man blew tentatively into his harmonica. "It screams well, but the
pain to my ears is greater."

       Off curled asleep around the canvass-wrapped

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        tnuctipun module, Bigs's ears twitched in harmony. His hands and feet
were twitching es well, huntingin his sleep, end en occasional happy~eeoZ~r
trilled fromhislips.

        Hans shrugged and put it away, picking up his cards. "Don't signify,"
he said mildly. "You want to bet?"

        "Sniff this group of public-transit tokens," Spots snarled, throwing
down his hand. "I fold. Count me out of the game. " He stalked offinto the
night, tail lashing.

        "Ratcats don't have the patience for poker," Hans observed. "Bids?"

       "I fold too," Jonah said. Tyra had dropped out a round before.

        "Neither do youngsters," Hans observed, showing his hand; three
sevens. He raked in the pot happily. "Could be we'll all be very rich, but I
never turn down a krona."

        Jonah made a wordless sound of agreement and looked over at the girl.
She was sleeping, curled up against her saddle with one hand tucked beneath
her cheek. He smiled and drew the blanket up around her shoulders . . .

        "Awake!" Spots shouted, rushing back into the circle of firelight on
all fours.

        Jonah leaped. Tyra awoke and stretched out a hand for her ride in its
saddle-scabbard; Garm growled and raised his muzzle.

        The kzin kicked his brother in the ribs and danced back from the
reflexive snap. "Awake. Are you injecting sthondat blood? Get ready!"

        He turned to the humans. "A dozen riding beasts approached; their
riders dismounted and are coming this way, a half-kilometer. They will be
within leaping distance in a few minutes."

        Bigs awoke sluggishly, shaking his head and licking at his nose and
whiskers. Spots efficiently stripped the beamer from a pack-saddle and tossed
it to his brother before freeing his own weapon. Jonah checked his rifle; Tyra
and Hans were ready.        170 Manikin Wars V

        "Careful," he said. "These might be the bandits- but they might not.
We can't fight our way back to Nev Friborg through a hostile countryside."

        Spots snorted. "Who would be pursuing us but the ones we fought,
thirsty for blood and revenge?" he said. Bigs was growling, a hand resting on
the module. Still, the smaller kzin licked his nose for greater sensitivity
and stood stretched upright, sniffing openmouthed.

        "The wind favors us," he said after a moment. "And I do not recognize
any individual scents. That does not mean these are not the ones we defeated-I
had little time to pay close attention then." He sounded disappointed,
thwarted in his longing to lose himselfin combat and forget the decisions that
had been oppressing him.
        "Spread out and we'll see," Jonah said; it made no sense to outline
themselves against their campfire. "No, leave the fire. If you put it out,
they'd know we'd spotted them."

        Not bandits, was his first thought, as he watched through his field
glasses. The bandits had been in a mismatch of bits of military gear and
outbacker clothes. These were in coarse cotton cloth and badly tanned leather,
with wide-brimmed straw hats and blanket-like cloaks. Their weapons were a few
ancient, beautifullytended chemical hunting rifles, and each man carried a
long curved knife, heavy enough to be useful chopping brushwood. Tough looking
bunch, he thought, but not particularly menacing. They stopped a hundred or so
yards out from the fire and called, a warning or hail. He could not follow
their thick backcountry dialect, but Hans and Tyra evidently could. They stood
and called back, and Jonah relaxed.

        "Act casual," Hans said as they all returned to the fire. "These
people are deep outback. They've got peculiar ways." He Downed a little.
"Don't think they'll like we've got kzin with us."

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        The men did stiffen and bristle when they saw the silent red-orange
forms on the other side of the fire, but they removed their hats and squatted
none the less, their hands away from their weapons. One peered across the
embers of the fire at Tyra and smiled, nudging the others. That brought a
chorus of delighted, crook-toothed grins; the kzinti controlled themselves
with a visible effort.

       "I passed through their village," Tyra explained.

       "What do they want?"Jonah asked.

        Now that fear was gone it was a nagging ache to be delayed. They must
get to Nev Friborg before Early and his cohorts could think up something
else.Jonah never doubted for a moment that the bandits had had Early's
backing, doubtless through his Nipponjin friends. The ID cards proved that,
the forgery was far too good for hill-thieves to have managed.

        "Got to handle the formalities first," Hans said. "Go on, light up."

        The outbackers were passing around their pouch of tobacco; Jonah
clumsily rolled a cigarette and passed it to Tyra, who managed the business
far more neatly, even one-handed. She poured cups of coffee and handed them
around as Hans filled his pipe, lit it with a burning stick from the fire and
passed that likewise; the kzinti were pointedly ignored, crouching back with
their eyes shining as red as the coals. Time passed in ritual thanks, in
inquires about their health and that of their horses and mules, talk of the
dry weather . . .

        Tyra leaned forward intently as the real story came out. "They had a
brush with our bandits," she said. "And-oh, Gott, no!"

        Hans took up the story, listening intently; Jonah could catch no more
than one word in three. "Sent some of their kids up-hill for safety. Ran into
an ambush. Couple of men killed; they got the kids back, but they'd been hit
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       understand. The kids are alive and breathing, but they won't wake
up."

        Jonah's skin crawled. He relayed a few questions through the two
Wunderlanders. "Neural disrupter," he said, when the villagers had answered.
"Didn'tknowthey had one-nasty thing, short-range but effective."

        "They want-they want us to do something for them, heal the children,"
Tyra burst in. "What can we do?"

        "Hmmm." Hans broke off to rummage through their medical kit. "Yep.
That might work." He spoke to the headman of the strangers; they stood. "Wants
us to come right away. That'd be better. Take a day or two to get to their
settlement, two three days there."

        Jonah opened his mouth to object-couldn't they call in to one of the
lowland villages and get a doctor in by aircar?-and then shut his mouth again
when Tyra looked at him. Damn. Shame works where guilt wouldn't.

        Bigs felt no such objection; he shot to his feet, sputtering in the
Imperative Mode of the Hero's Tongue, with his brother only half an
expostulation behind. A dozen outbacker heads turned to the aliens like
gun-turrets tracking, hands moving towards rifles and machetes. A sudden chill
hitJonah's stomach as he heard Bigs:

       "We will not delay."

        Even then, Jonah frowned in puzzlement. His command of the Hero's
Tongue was excellent if colloquial, and he could have sworn that that had been
in Ukinate Imperative Mode-which only the Riit, the family of the Patriarch,
were entitled to use. Not that there was anything on Wunderland to stop Bigs
using any grarnmatical constructions he pleased, but it was an unnatural thing
for the big kzin to do. He was a traditionalist to a fault, that much had been
clear for months. Spots stopped in mid-yowl to glance aside at him, confirming
Jonah's hunch.

        No matter. Both kzin were on the verge of fighting frenzy, and a very
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        any second with a scream and leap. Garm backed up, bristling and
barking hysterically; the kzinti ears twitched, and that was just the extra
edge of hysteria that might set them off.

        "Shut that damned dog up!" he barked. Tyra grabbed its collar and
soothed it. "You two, you won't get extra speed by starting a battle now."

        "What are the kittens of these feral omnivores to us?" Spots said, all
his teeth showing. "You pledged to cooperate in this hunt with us,Jonah-human.
And you were the one who said we risk failure with every minute of delay. Is
the word of Man good, or is it not?"

        A weight of meaning seemed to drop on that last phrase; Spots was
watching him intently, not staring at the outbackers the way Bigs did. Jonah
had a sudden leaden conviction that more rested on his decision than he could
estimate.

        "Look . . . " he began. Then an idea struck. "Tyre, these people,
they're trustworthy?" An emphatic nod. "You and Hans are the ones with the
medical training. You two go to the village; Spots and Bigs and I will take
our . . . load on ahead. You can catch up-the outbackers will lend you a
horse, surely, Hans."

        Bigs' head jerked around to look at him, and his muzzle moved in the
half-arcs of emphatic agreement. Spots brushed back his whiskers, as if
confirming something to himself.

        "That would be according to your oath," he said softly. "I
apologize."Jonah was a little surprised; 'sorry' was something kzinti were
reluctant to say, especially to other species.

        The outbackers followed the exchange with wary eyes. Hans turned to
them and spoke, then smiled atJonah:

        "As it turns out, young feller, they don't want our kzin anywhere near
their place anyway. Just me and Fra Nordbo here are fine. We'll start right
away, if that's all right with you. Sooner begun, sooner done."        174
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        Tyrarose. "Will you be all right?" she asked softly.

        "We'll manage,"Jonah replied.

        "I do not have to account to you," Bigs said loftily.

        "Stop using that tense!" Spots snapped in a hissing whisper, glancing
ahead to whereJonah walked beside the lead mule. "Who contacted the Fanged God
and promoted you to royalty, Big-son of Chotrz-Shaa?"

        "I am self-promoted," Bigs replied softly, but with no particular
effort to keep his voice down. "And the Fanged God fights by my side. How else
would the two monkeys remove themselves? We will take the northeastern path,
abandoning all but the beast necessary to carry the capsule. Alone, we will
make better time. There is a kzin settlement at Arhus-on-Donau. We will seek
shelter there. We will build a means to get offplanet, or buy it-these monkeys
will do anything for money."

        "You are self-befuddled!" Spots said. "Fool. What will Jonah-human say
to this?"

        "It is what Durvash says that is important," Bigs said, resting his
hand on the module. "He becomes clearer all the time."

        Spots recoiled. "Now you, oh patriarchal warrior, take orders like a
slave from that little horror?"

        Bigs bristled, suddenly swelling up and hulking over his smaller
sibling in dominance-display. Spots forced himself to match it, letting his
claws slide free.

        "At least it is a carnivore, you . . . you submitter-toomnivores,"
Bigs grated. "Your breath stinks of grass!"

        Spots's mouth gaped at the horrendous insult. All their lives they had
sparred and tussled for dominance, insulting each other in the friendly
fashion of nonserious rivals. That was a blood libel.
        "Is your oath nothing to you?" he grated.

        "Oh, I will allow the monkey to fight me . . . barehanded," Bigs said,
with a sly, horrible amusement in

        the twitch of his ears and brows. "That fulfills the oath." He paused
for effect. "What of your blood-obligation to the Patriarchy and the Heroic
Race, Spots-Son of Chotrz-Shaa?"

        Abruptly, Spots collapsed into a fur-flattened, droop-eared,
limp-tailed puddle of misery. "I know," he muttered. "I am ripped in half' If
you have forgotten your honor in madness, I have not. We are the last of the
line of Chotrz-Shaa. Two lives and the life of our House we owe these monkeys.
Your life to Jonahhuman. Mine to a female! Yet we owe blood and honor to the
Patriarch."

        Bigs smirked, and Spots flared into a gapejawed scream of rage: "Stop
whacking at my tail, fatherless sth~ndat-sucker!"

        He could see Jonah turning, alarmed at the sound, and he forced calm
on himself with an effort greater than he had thought was in him.

        "No killing by stealth," he finished, dropping into the Menacing
Tense. "Or you die."

        Bigs smirked again, and continued in the infuriating inflections of a
Patriarch: "You will conspire with a monkey against your own sibling?"

        "No. But I will not allow you to kill him."

        A sneer, just showing the ends of the dagger incisorfangs. "He is
helpless as a kit at night."

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        "I will be watching."

         "How long can you go without sleep, brother? I will feast on his liver
yet." Bigs stalked off after the train of mules. As he came level with the
last his hand rested on its pannier, and Spots could hear the edge of a
whisper.

        My tail is cold, he though
        What can I do'

        t in panic. What can I do?

        Three nights later Spots watched desperately as Jonah prepared for
sleep, tilting his broad-brimmed hat forward over his eyes; it was a bright
night, alive        176 Man-K~n Wars V
        with the shooting stars so common on Wonderland and with Beta Centauri
overhead near the moon. The human gave him a puzzled look as he settled in,
and then his breathing grew slow and steady, his heartbeat sounded like an
ancient Conundrum Priest drum to Spots's straining ears. A heavy drum,
regular, soothing. Heavy as his eyelids, so soothing as they dropped across
dry and aching eyes, so pleasant. Making the ground soft like piled cushions,
like piled cushions in the palazzo when he was young, and his father was
crooning:

       "Brave little orange kzin
       Brave little spotted kzin,
       Turn to the din
       And if it makes you smile,
       Leap
       But if it is nothing at all
       Really nothing at all

       You may turn-in;

       And droop your eyes while

       You sleep."

        Spots sighed and turned, drifting, content. Then shot half-erect,
trembling, his fur laid tension-flat on the bones offace and body, tail out
and rigid.

        Bigs was halfway from his lair of blankets to Jonah, moving with
ghost-lightness. Moonlight and Betalight glinted on the heavy blade of the
wtsai in his hand. He caught his brother's eye and shrugged with fur and tail,
grinned insolence, flared his nostrils.

        I scent that which you do not. Slowly, insultingly, he sauntered back
to his blankets, laid himself down. Then he yawned, a pink-and-white,
curl-your-tongue yawn of drowsy contentment, stretching every limb separately
and grooming a little. He circled, finding exactly the right position, and
curled up with tail over nose. One eye remained open for a second, glinting at
Spots from beneath the tufted eyebrow.

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       You were luck. But I only have to be lucky once.

        Spots whimpered, tongue dangling as he panted with envy and despair.

       "Are you all right?"

       Spots blinked. What am I doing Iymg on the ground ? he thought.

        The mule had stopped, pulling at the brushes nearby with a dry tearing
sound as leathery leaves parted. One limb at a time, the kzin pulled himself
up. Heavy, heavy, more heavy than the battle-practice in the old days, when
their Sire worked them to exhaustion under kzin-normal gravity in the exercise
room of the palace. Something seemed to hold his hands to the dry packed soil,
and pains shot up his back as he stood and squinted into the bright daylight.
He ran his fingers through the tangled mass of his mane, and hanks and knots
of hair came loose, the furnace wind snatched it from him and scattered the
long orange hairs on the air, on the dirt, on the scrubby bushes and sparse
grass. He stood, dully staring after them.
        "Are you all right?" Jonah asked again. Then he recoiled hastily from
the vicious snap that nearly ripped open his arm. "If that's the way you want
it," he said, tight-lipped, and went back to the lead mule.

        Bigs's ears smirked as he came by, his hand on the capsule. He never
left it, now. "Soon we will camp for the night," hejeered. "Won't it be good
to sleep?" More seriously: "It will be for the best, brother."

        "I have no brother," Spots rasped, and stumbled forward to take the
reins of his mule.

        Even the scream hardly woke Spots. His eyes were crusted and blurred
even when he opened them. The savage discord of metal on metal jarred him to
some semblance of consciousness, and the scent of hot freshshed blood. He
stumbled erect, mumbling, and        178 Mandolin Wars V

        stepped forward. The raw-scraped tip of his tail fell across the white
ash crust that covered the embers of the fire, and he shot half a dozen meters
into the air screeching.

        When he came down, he could see. Bigs's first leap had failed, and
Jonah had gotten out of his blankets and erect. Now the two were circling;
Jonah had a four-furrowed row of deep scratches across his chest, and the very
tip of Bigs's tail was missing. The wtsai gleamed in the kzin's hand, and
Jonah had his armlong cutter-bar whistling in a figure-eight between them.
Totally focused, Bigs lunged forward. Densityenhanced steel shrieked against
the serrated edges of the bar and Bigs danced back, smooth and fast. There was
a ragged notch in the blade of his honor knife, and his snarl grew more
shrill. For a moment Spots thought desperately that his brother would walk the
narrow path of honor, weapon against weapon.

        "Get back," Bigs flung over his shoulder. Rhine for the strakkaker at
his waist.

        The world stood still for Spots. I owe my life to Jonahhuman. I owe my
life to the Patriarch. This is my brother. That s my-There was no more time
for thought.
        Spots screamed and leaped. "No!" he howled. His leap carried him onto
the larger kzin's back.

        There was nothing wrong with Bigs's reflexes. Even as Spots fastened
on to him with all sixteen claws he ducked his head between his shoulders to
avoid the killing bite to the back of the neck and threw himself backward,
stabbing with reversed wtsai. The blade scored along Spots's massive ribcage,
but there was no soft unarmored midsection to a kzin body. He twisted to lock
the arm as they rolled, accepting the savage battering and the pain as they
rolled across the campfire, fangs probing deeper and deeper through fur
ruffand into the huge muscles of Bigs's neck. Groping for the vulnerable
spine, to drive a spike into the nerve.

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        Jonah stepped forward, cutter bar raised to strike in a chop that
would have cut through Bigs's torso to the hearts. To the hormone-speeded
reflexes of the battling kzinti, the movement might as well have been in slow
motion. A full-armed swipe of Bigs's free hand caught him across face and neck
and shoulder, sending him spinning limp to the ground in a shower of flesh. In
a tuck-and-roll that was a continuation of the same movement Bigs levered his
brother off his back and sent him a dozen meters away. They screamed together
and met in a flowing curve of both their leaps, mouths open in the killing
gape, hands and feet ripping and tearing and stabbing. Rolling over and over
in a blurred mass of orange fur, blood, distended eyes, flashing steel and
gleaming inch-long fangs.

        Spots's grip on his brother's knife-wrist weakened, the cdaw-grip on
his throat choking him until his eyes bulged almost out of their deep-set
sockets. Stronger and fresher, the muscles of the short thick arm straining
against his were as irresistible as a machine. Pain shot through his hand as
his thumb popped out of its socket, and then something cold and very hot at
the same time lanced into his body. Gray swam before his eyes as vision
narrowed down to the killgrin of his brother's face, then winked out.

       Sleep, he told himself. You fought to the death.

        Victory was cold and pain and nausea, after the first liverjolting
flash of adrenaline. Bigs staggered away, away from the body that lay at his
feet with blood bubbling on its chest-fur, blood in mouth and nose and eyes
where his teeth had savaged it. He threw away the broken hilt of his wtsai and
gave a sobbing shriek of griefand triumph at the risen moon.

        "I have killed my brother. Howlfor God!" His brother, guardian of his
back in the tussles of childhood. Last son of Chotrz-Shaa beside himself.
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        "Not now," the voice whispered in his ears. "You have work to do.
Gather the equipment. Bury the bodies. We must move."
        Bigs shook his head as if shaking offwater, clawing at his own ear.
The little implant seemed impossible to dislodge; sometimes these days in evil
dreams he felt that it was growing tendrils into his brain from his ear. Pain
shot through his head at the thought.

       "Nonsense. Now, get to work."

        Howling again, Bigs beat fists on the capsule until the mule reared
and kicked and nearly escaped. Then he seized the halter and dragged it after
him into the night. He must run, like Warlord Chmee, run from his guilt. Had
not Chmee broken an oath for ultimate power? He mustrun.

        "Stop, you brainless savage! Obey!" The pain again, but Bigs ignored
it.

        "I did it for the Heroic Race!" he screamed into the night. "None
shall command us. No more monkey arrogance. I did it foryou, my brother!" His
grief rose shrill, a huge sound that daunted even the advokats pack that had
come to prowl at the edge of sight, attracted by the blood. Dragging the mule
behind him, Large-Son of Chotrz-Shaa ran into the darkness.

        The pain in his head was continuous now. Sometimes he felt as if his
brain were being dragged out, and he found himself walking in a circle to the
left, head bent to his shoulder. When it lessened, he was conscious of the
voice again. It was daylight, but he was uncertain of the day. They were over
the pass, and the ground on either side was covered in long grass, with
patches of trees on the higher slopes. The cool damp scent from the lowlands
spread out below him was like a benediction in his nostrils; there was no
sight of Man, not even of his herdbeasts.

       "Very well," Durvash said. "We will proceed straight.

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        That pack of scavengers probably finished them offin any case. No time
may be spared to go back, in any case."

        Bigs mumbled something. He felt he should resent the tone; did the
ancient revenant not know he was spealdng to a Conquest Hero? Soon to be the
greatest of all Conquest Heroes? Yet the emotion was far away, as if muffled
behind a thick layer of sherrek fur. Why was his mind wandering so ? Great
chunks of time seemed to be missing, and sometimes his vision would blurr like
a badly adjusted holoscreen. It kept the grief at bay, though. With that he
began to weep, an eeeuunreuee sound.

        "My brother fought for me when the older kits pulled my nose," he
mumbled to himself "I grew bigger, but he never quarreled with me." Not enough
to really draw blood. "We shared our first kzinrett." An under-the-grass
transaction with a warrior needing quick cash to cover a gambling debt. "We-"

       "Silence."

        "Urr-urrr-" Bigs's throat would not work any more, and he found he had
lost interest in speaking.

        Well, now I know how the implant will work on these kzin, Durvash
thought sourly. Badly. It had been designed to use on thrint and thrintun
slave species, of course, with multiband capacity. Kzinti seemed very
resistant to pain-canter stimulus, and on a strange species the control of
volitional routines was impossibly coarse.
        Report, he thought/ordered the autodoc system. Impatiently, he ran
through the diagnostic and came to the conclusion. Prepare to decant me, he
told it. Warnings flashed, but he overrode. The autodoc would be priceless as
part of his breeding program, since it was capable of acting as an artificial
womb, but he must not run down the base supplies of organic molecules for
recombinant synthesis before he was sure of obtaining more. The local
biochemistry was unlikely to have all a tnuctipun metabolism required.
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        Besides, lam hungry awl mad to see the sly, to srnellfresh air again.
If he was to be reborn into this new world, let his fangs and tongue take
seizin of it.

        "I will emerge," he said to the kzin. It stood apathetic, eyes dull;
he ordered the machine to jolt its pleasure renters and relax forebrain
restriction, and awareness returned to the big golden eyes. "Where are we?"

        "Near . . . hrreeawho, how did we come here so fast? Where is . . . we
are near Neu Friborg, I think. We are there, I think."

        It lifted the module to the dirt and sank exhausted to the ground.
Fluid began to cycle out of Durvash's lungs, and he wrapped his lips against
the pain.

       o CHAPTER EIGHTEEN

       Something was biting his tail.

        Spots groaned and tried to open his eyes, but they were gummed
together. The biting stopped, and water fell across his face. He heard
shouting. Feebly, he scrubbed at his eyes with a wrist, and blinked back to
wakefulness. An advokat slinked in the middle distance, huge jaws working,
matted pelt stinking of carrion.

        Jonah-human was looking down at him, Tom a safe distance, canteen in
hand. Matted blood covered one side of his face, and fresh blood glistened on
clumsy bandages around his neck and one arm. They glanced aside from each
other's eyes, and the human stepped forward and sank down by the kzin's side.

       "Got to stop the bleeding," he rasped. "Here, drink."

        Spots lapped water from his cupped palm, and then seized the canteen
to guzzle with his thin lips wrapped awkwardly around the spout. He coughed
and felt tearing pain in his chest; water spurted out of his mouth. Looking
down, he could see the bright gleam of steel among the tangled red mass of his
flank.

        "It is not as bad as it looks," he wheezed, after taking a careful
deep breath. "See, the steel must have turned aside and snapped on the
ribs-thanks to your cutter bar, which weakened it. My lungs are not pierced,
nor my intestines." He licked at his nostrils and sniffed again. "I would
smell that."

        "Could be stuff inside hanging on by a thread," Jonah said worriedly.

        "I will survive while you pursue the oath-breaker,"       184
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       Spots said grimly. Then the voice broke into a howl of woe.

        "Not until we get you to help. This would happen while Hans and Tyra
are away with the medkit . . . that'll be the closest place. You can lean on
one of the mules, I can catch them. I think."

        My sibling attacked him dishonorably, yet he willforego revenge to
save ray life, Spots thought. I am ashamed.
        "First," he said aloud, "you'll have to get this out of me."

        Jonah blanched as he looked down at the knifeblade. The stub of it
moved with every breath.

        "We really should get under way," Tyra urged, with a sigh.

        "Yep. Figure we should."

        Hans smiled beatifically, and leaned back in the hammock. His was
strung between two orange trees, and a few blossoms had fallen across his
grizzled face. He brushed them aside and took another sip of the drink in his
hollowed-out pineapple. There was rum in it, and cherries and cream and a few
other things- passior~uit, for example-and it helped to make the warmth quite
tolerable. So did the tinkling stream which flowed down the narrow valley
under the overhanging cliff, and the shade of the palm trees. Hans Shwartz had
been a grown man when the kzinti came; he was into his second century now, and
even with good medical care your bones appreciated the warmth after so much
hard work. The air buzzed with bees, scented with flowers.

        "Thank you, sweetling," he said, as a girl handed him a platter of
fried chicken; it had fresh bread on the side, and a little woven bowl of hot
sauce for dipping. The girl smiled at him, teeth and green eyes and blond hair
all bright against her tanned skin. Someone who looked like her twin sister
was cutting open a

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        watermelon for them. Not far away in a paddock grazed six horses,
three for him and three for Tyra, and they had been turning down gifts of pigs
and sheep and household tools for a solid day now.

        "These are sweet people," Tyra said, as the girl handed her a plate as
well.

        "No argument," Hans said, gesturing with a drumstick. The batter on it
was cornmeal, delicately spiced; he bit into the hot fragrant meat with
appreciation. "They need some help, though. Someone to guide them through the
next few years, getting back into contact with things. Otherwise they'll be
taken advantage of."

        "True enough," Tyra said, more somberly. "I was surprised at you, the
way you diagnosed those children and managed the treatment." Her young eyes
were guileless, but shrewd. "Whatdid you do before the conquest, Freeman
Shwartz?"

        "This and that, this and that," Hans said, repelling her curiosity
with mild firmness. The youngsters were al! up and about, although they would
need further therapy. Unfortunately, that would cost; it would be some time
before Wunderland could afford planetary health insurance again.
        "And we should get going; I'm worried aboutJona- about Freeman
Matthieson, alone with those kzin."

        Hans suppressed a smile. His tolerant amusement turned to concern as
the headman of the village dashed up, sweating, his eyes wide.

        "Your friend," he gasped out. "Your young friend- and one of the
accursed ratcats-they are here. They are hurt!"

        Hans tossed his plate and drink aside, yelling for his medkit as he
landed running down the pathway. Tyra was ahead of him, her long slim legs
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       "Finagle, there is a heaven after all," Jonah murmured.

        The cool cloth sponged at his face and neck as he looked up through
matted lashes at Tyra's face. Sheer relief made him limp for long moments, his
head lolling in her lap. A man could get used to this, he thought.

       Then: "Spots!"

        "He's all right," Tyra said. "In better shape than you, actually. The
locals were a bit leery of having him in the village, but they put up a
shelter for him and Hans has been working on him."

        "Speak of dertenfel," Hans said, ducking through" the doorway of
bamboo sections on string. "Aren't you sitting pretty, young feller," he
added. Tyra blushed slightly and setJonah's head back on the pillow.

        "Your furry Diend is fine, as far as I can tell," the old man went on.
"Growling and muttering about that brother of his."

       "Who nearly killed both of us,"Jonah said grimly.

        He felt at the side of his face; the swellings were gone, and his
fingers slid over the slickness of sprayskin. From the slightly distant feel
from within, he was on painblockers, but not too heavily.

        "He would have killed me, if Spots hadn'tjumped him."Jonah shook his
head. "I'm surprised. Usually, if a kzin swears a formal oath, they'll follow
it come corecollapse or memory dump; look at the way Spots stood up for me. I
can see Bigs challenging me, but to try and kill me in my sleep-"

        "Temptation can do funny things to a mind, human or non," Hans said
shrewdly. "Seem to remember one feller who wouldn't believe there was a
fuzzball under a rock, on account of temptation."

        Jonah flushed, conscious of Tyra's curiosity. "When will I be ready to
ride?" he said.

       "Not for a week at least," Tyra said firmly.

       Hans tugged at his whiskers. "Funny you should

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        ask; Spots said the same thing, more or less." His button blue eyes
appraised the younger man. "Neither of you was infected." Wunderland bacteria
were not much of a threat to humans; the native biochemistry lacked some
elements essential to Terrestrial life, and vice versa. "He's healing real
fast, seems to be natural for him. You're dehydrated, and those cuts shouldn't
be put under much strain, sprayskin or no. Say three days, minimum."

        "One," Jonah said grimly. He held up a hand at Tyra, stopping her
before the words left her lips. "It's not just what we-Montferrat-could do
with the knowledge. It's what that tnuctipun could do, once it's out of its
bottle. I think we badly underestimated it. I believe it's controlling Bigs,
somehow. Control, hypnosis. Maybe what the Thrintun do for all I know. That
thing is a deadly danger every instant it's free, never mind what the
government or the ARM would do with it. I think it would be better if the ARM
does get it. Maybe they can dispose of it.

        Hans nodded. "Can't say as I like it, but you're talking sense," he
said.

        Slowly, reluctantly, Tyra nodded.too. "I might have expected boldness
like that from you," she murmured.

        "Tanj. It's common sense."

        "Which is not common."

        Bigs shook his head again, trying to clear the stuffedwool feeling. It
refused to go away, even though he was thinking more clearly again. More
calmly, at least. The mule-beast brayed in his ear, then shied violently when
he threatened its nose with outstretched claws.

        Stupid beast, he thought with a snarl, then exerted all his strength
to haul it down again and hold it back; they were both very thirsty, but he
could not let it run to the little watercourse ahead. It is does not even have
enough brains to obey through fear. The ruined manor-house was half a
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        kilometer ahead, and Neu Friborg beyond that. He would rest for the
day in the ruins, and help Durvash when he emerged from the autodoc. Then he
would pass the town in the dark and walk down the trail to Munchen until he
could buy a ride on a vehicle.
           "And abandon this stinking, stupid mule-beast," he muttered to
himself

        With grim patience he led it down the steep clay bank to the
slow-moving creek and moved upstream, throwing himself down to lap. It was the
ground-scent that alerted him, since the wind was in his face. That and the
clatter of pebbles as feet walked the bank behind him. He was up and turning
in a flash, but his feet and hands were further away than they should have
been, and he shook his head fretfully again. Spots. I smell Spots. Stand by
me, brother. Bare is a back without brother to guard it. Spots was dead, he
remembered, and forced his fur to bottle out.

        Four humans, all armed but scruffy and hungrylooking, their ribs
standing out. The leader-beast a taller one with heavy facial pelt and the
remains of a swollen belly. Bigs grinned and waited.

        "Hey, what's a ratcat doing here outback?" the leader asked. The voice
had a haunting familiarity, except that the stuffing in his head got in the
way.

        "Nice mule," one of the others said, examining the beast. It snapped
at him, and he slapped its nose down with an experienced hand. "Hey, good
saddle too."

        Bigs snarled. "Away from my possessions, monkeys," he said, backing
toward the animal and retreating slightly to keep all the humans in his field
of vision. They were ambling forward, not seeming to spread out deliberately
but edging around behind him all the same. His head swivelled.

         "Hey, that's not polite!" the big manbeast said, grinning insolently.
"You shouldn't call us monkeys no more, on account of we kick your hairy
asses. "

           Bigs felt fury build within him and his tail stiffen,

           then inexplicably drain away. I must dominate them, he told himself.

        "We just poor bush-country men. You got any money? That's a fine
strakkaker you got, and a nice beamer. Maybe I recognise the beamer-maybe we
had one like it a while ago, before my luck got bad?" The leader's face
convulsed. "Maybe Ed Gruedermann should boot some tread, hey'"

           "Get back!" Bigs said. The monkeys continued their slinking, sidling
advance.

        His hand blurred to the strakkaker, and he pivoted to spray the monkey
nearest Durvash, he would turn and cut them all down. The weapon clicked and
crackled- there was sand in the muzzle! He crouched to leap, but something
very cold flashed across the small of his back. Something huge, like his
father's hand, slapped him across the left side of his head, and he was
falling. Falling for a very long time. Then he was lying, and he hurt very
much, but his head seemed clear.
        "Forgive me, brother," he whispered. Soft hands reached down out of
time to lift and hold him, and a tongue washed his ears. A voice crooned
wordlessly. He closed his eyes, and welcomed the long fall into night.

        THE HALL OF THE MOUNTAIN KINC 1 89

       "Hey, Ed-look at that!"

        Ed Gruederman glanced over to where a rifle muzzle prodded the huge
wound on the dead kzin's head, right where his left ear would have been.
Silvery threads were lifting out of the blood and grey matter, almost
invisibly thin, twisting and questing in the light. He slid his cleaned
machete back into the sheath behind his right hip and walked over to the
mule.

        "Get back from that, you scheissekopf," he called to the man by their
victim. Stupid ratcat, not to think we had a sniper ready. "That's some kzin
shit, it may be catching, you know, like a fungus."        190 Ma~Kzhz Ways V

        The banditjumped back and levered his ride, firing an entire cassette
into the dead carnivore. When it clicked empty the torso had been cut in half,
but the tendrils still waved slowly.

        "Watch it, fool, we're close to town-you want them to hear us and call
the mounted police?" Then: "Yazus Kristus!"

        They all crowded around, until he beat them back with his hat. "Gold,"
he said reverentially, lifting one of the plastic sacks from that side of the
packsaddle.

        They all recognised it, of course. Nobody could be in their line of
work in theJotuns and not recognize gold dust; for one thing, nothing else was
that heavy for its size. They counted the bags, running their hands over them
until their leader lashed the tarpaulin back.

        "Ten, fifteen thousand krona," one muttered. "Oh the vergauz and
bitches I can buy with this."

        "Buy with your share, if Ed Gruedermann can keep your shitty head on
your sisterfucking shoulders that long," their leader replied. "Back! There's
an assessor's office in Neu Friborg. We'll stop there and get krona and sell
the mule, and then head for Munchen or Arhus-on-Donau, theJotuns is no place
for an honest man these days-too many police. Look at them, letting ratcats
wander around attacking humans."

        That brought grins and laughter. "What's this, boss?" one asked,
lifting the smooth featureless egg that balanced the mule's load."

        It shifted in his arms, and he dropped it with a cry of surprise. That
turned to horror as it split open, and a spindly-limbed creature rose shakily
from the twin halves; it was spider thin, blue-black and rubbery with three
crimson eyes and a mouthful ofteeth edged like a saw.

        "Scheisse!" the bandit screamed. The mobile lips moved, perhaps in the
beginning of wait.

        The motion never had time to complete itself. A dozen rounds tore the
little creature to shreds, until
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        Gruedermann shouted the bandits into sense-they were in more danger
from each other's weapons than from whatever-it-was. Even then three of them
hacked it into unrecognisable bits with their machetes. Their fear turned to
terror as the twin halves ofthe egg began to glow and collapse on themselves.

        "We get out of here," Gruedermann said. "The advokats will take care
of the bodies." There were always a pack of them around a human settlement,
waiting for garbage to scavenge, impossible to exterminate. "Come on. Money is
waiting."

        "Not more than an hour or so," Jonah said, with an odd sense of
anticlimax. And yes, he thought. Sadness. The mangled remains of the tnuctipun
were pathetically fragile in the bright light of Alpha Centauri. Tn come
sofa,; so long,for this. There Ain't NoJustice.

        Tyra shied a stone at a lurking advoJ:at that lingered, torn between
greed and cowardice. It yelped and ran back a few paces; tears streaked her
face.

        "Come look at this!" Hans said sharply. He reached down with a stick
and turned the dead kzin's head to one side. Not much of the soft tissue was
left after the advokat pack, but for some reason they had avoided the
shattered bone.

        Spots began a snarl of anger, then stopped as he saw what was
revealed. The others stood beside him, watching the silver tendrils move in
their slow weaving. Hands probed with the stick; several of the threads lashed
towards it and clung for a moment. A buttonsized piece of the same material
was embedded in the shattered remains of Bigs' inner ear.

       "Stand back," Spots said, unslinging his beamer.

        None of the others quarreled with that; they crowded back with the
gaping outbackers as the kzin stood on the edge of the creekbank and fanned a
lowset beam across the bodies until nothing was left but        192 Ma~Kzin
Wars V

        calcinated ash. The tendrils of the device in his brother's brain
shriveledin the heat, and the central button exploded with a
smallfumfofreleased pressure. Spots kept up the fire until the wet clay was
baked to stoneware, then threw the exhausted weapon aside.

        "That . . . thmg explains a good deal," Jonah said; Tyra nodded,
reached out an hand and then withdrew it.

        "I am owed a debt of vengeance by a race three billion years dead,"
Spots said, in a voice that might have been of equal age. "How shall I requite
it?"

        "There's a debt of vengeance only about three hours hold," Hans said
sharply. "Those tracks are heading for Neu Friborg."

       "Let's do it then,"Jonah said grimly. "Let'sgo."

        "Hey, it's a good mule," Ed Gruedermann said. "But we don't need it
any more-we had good luck up in the mountains."
        His men were on their best behavior; grinning like idiots with their
hats clasped to their chests, and keeping their mouths silent the way he had
told them. Gruedermann felt a swelling of pride at their discipline; he'd had
to boot plenty of head to get them so well-behaved. A big crowd had gathered
around the mule with the unbalanced load as the four of them led it into town.
Well, nothing ever happened in little arsepimple outback towns like this, even
if it did have a weekly run down to the lowlands. Fine well-set men like
themselves were an event. He caught the eye of a young woman, scowling when
she looked away.

        "This the assessor's office?'' he said. It should be, the best
building in the town and the only one of prewar rockmelt construction.

       ']a."

        A young girl of ten or so had slid under the mule, examining the girth
and then running a hand down the neck. She seemed interested in the bar-code
brand;

        THE HALL OF THE MoUNTAIN KING 193

        not many of those out in the hills, he guessed. Then she ran up the
stairs into the building.

        "How long did you say you'd been up in the Jotuns?" a man said, his
tone friendly.

        The crowd was denser now; Gruederman felt a little nervous, after so
long in the bundu, but he kept his smile broad, even when he felt a plucking
at his belt. Nothing there for a pickpocket to get, but in a few hours he'd be
rwh. With luck, he might be able to shed the others before he got to Munchen
and cashed the assessor's draft. Pickings were slim in theJotuns these days.
From what he heard, Munchen was a wide-open town with plenty of opportunities
for a man with a little ready capital and not too many foolish scruples.

        A woman in a good suit came down the steps with the little girl and
touched a reader to the mule's neck.

       "That's the one," she said quietly.

        Danger prickled at Gruedermann's spine. He shouted and leaped back,
reaching for his machete. It was gone, hands gripped him, the honed point of
his own weapon pricked behind his ear. He rolled his eyes wildly. All his men
were taken, only one had unslung his weapon and it was wrestled away before he
could do more than fire a round into the air. The crowd pushed in with a
guttural animal snarl.

       "Kill the bandits! " someone shouted.

        The snarl rose, then died as the woman on the steps shouted and held
up her hands:
        "This is a civilise* town, under law," she said firmly. "Put them in
the pen-tie them, and two of you watch each ofthem. We'll call the police
patrol back, they can't have gone far."

        "Take your hands off me!" Gruedermann screamed, as rawhide thongs
lashed his wrists behind his back and a hundred hands pushed him through the
welded steel bars of the livestock pen. "You can't do this to me!" He spat
through the bars, snapping his teeth at an        194 Ma~Kzin Ways V

        unwary hand and hanging on until a stick broke his nose.
"Motherfuckers! Kzinshiteaters!"

           He screamed and spat through the strong steel until the square
emptied.

        "What do we do now, boss?" one of the men asked, from his slumped
position on the floor ofthe cage.

        "We fuckin' die," Gruedermann shouted, kicking him in the head. His
skull bounced back against the metal; it rang, and the bandit fell senseless.

        Neu Friborg seemed deserted in the early evening gloaming, as Jonah
and his party rode down the rutted main street. He stood in the
saddle-painfully, since riding was not something a singleship pilot really had
to study much-and craned his neck about. He could hear music, a slow mournful
march, coming from the sidestreet ahead, down by the church.

        A little ahead of the aiders, Spots lifted his head and sniffed. "They
are there," he said flatly. "Also a large crowd of monke-of humans. Many
armed. They do not smell of fear, most of them; only the ones we hunt."

           "Odd," Jonah said.

        He swung down from the saddle. Finagle, but that beast was trying to
saw me in half from the crotch up, he thought. It had been downright
embarrassing in front of Tyra, who seemed to have been born in the saddle from
the way she managed it. She'd said something, about how a spacer must know
more real skills than riding, though . . . quite a woman.

        "Cautious but polite," Jonah said, leading the way. "Remember that."
For Spots' benefit; the kzin seemed to be in a fey mood, bloodthirsty as usual
but relieved. Perhaps that his brother hadn't broken an oath entirely under
his own power, althoughJonah suspected the tall kzin had been a willing victim
at the start. The temptation was simply too great. There are times when I
think Early is right, he mused. But they never last.

            THE HALL OF THE MOUNTAIN KINC 195

        The little laneway opened out into a churchyard, and a field beyond
that; the crowd stood in an arc about the outer wall of the graveyard. There,
outside the circle of consecrated ground, four men were digging graves. A
double file of armed men and women faced them, with Provisional Gendarmerie
brassards. Seeing the genuine article, Jonah wondered how he could have been
taken in by the bandits, even for a moment. He also decided that the mounted
police were decidedly more frightening than the freelance killers had ever
been. Beside him, Tyra checked for a moment at the sight of the tall
crop-haired blond of ricer who led the firing party.

        Jonah scanned the slab-sided Herrenmann face, and reluctantly conceded
the family resemblance. If you subtract all the humor and half the brains, he
decided. Aloud, in a whisper:

          "Your brother?"

          "Ib," she confirmed.

        One of the digging men swung his shovel too enthusiastically, and a
load of dirt ended up in the middle grave. The man there climbed out and
leaned over to swat the culprit with his hat, cursing with imaginative
obscenity. Hans shaped a soundless whistle.

          "Seems the Provisionals got in before us," he said. "Can't say as I'm
sorry."

          "Neither am I,"Jonah said.

          "I am," Spots grinned.

        The bandits stood in front of the graves they had dug. The rifles of
the squad came up and Ib Nordbo's hand swung down with a blunt finality.

        Whack. The bodies fell backward, and dust spurted up from the adobe
wall of the churchyard behind. A sighing murmur went over the watching
townsfolk, and they began to disperse. The Gendarmerie officer cleaved through
them like a walking ramrod, marching up to the little party of pursuers.
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          "So," he said, with a little inclination of his head. "Sister."

        "Brother," she replied, standing a little closer to Jonah. Ib'spale
brows rose.

        "This is most irregular," he said, and turned to Jonah, ignoring the
kzin and Hans as an obvious commoner. "You are the owner of the stolen mule
and gold?"

          "We are,"Jonah said with a nod.

        "You understand, everything must be impounded pending final
adjudication," he said crisply. "Proper reports must be filed with the
relevant-why are you laughing?"

        "You wouldn't understand," Jonah wheezed. Beside him, Tyra fought
hiccups, and Hans' face vanished into a nest of wrinkles. Even Spots flapped
his ears, although his teeth still showed a little as he watched the work-crew
shovel the dirt in on the dead bandits.
        "Ah, life," Jonah said at last; twin red spots of anger stood out on
the young policeman's cheeks. "Tanj. And now, we'd like a line to Herrenmann
Claude Montferrat-Palme, and transport to Munchen-if you please, Herrenmannn
Leutnant Nordbo."

        "Except for me," Hans said, turning his horse's head. He leaned down
to shake hands. "Goin' beck. These people, they need me. You know where to
reach me-always more fried chicken and rum for visitors!"

        Jonah began to laugh again as the old man touched a heel to his horse
and the outbackers fell in behind him.

       "One happy ending at least," he said.

       "Oh, perhaps more," Tyra said.

       "Perhaps," Spots murmured.

       (:HAPTERNINETEEN

        Buford Early's laughter rolled across the broad veranda of the
MontSerrat-Palme manor. Evening had fallen, purple and dusky across the formal
gardens, still with a trace of crimson on the terraced vineyards and coffee
fields in the hills beyond. The ARM general leaned back in his chair, puffing
at his cigar until it was a red comet in the darkness. The others looked at
him silently, MontSerrat calm and sardonic as always,Jonah stony-faced, Tyra
Nordbo openly hostile. Only Harold Yarthkin and his wife seemed to be amused
as well, and they were not so closely involved in this matter. With the
human-style food out of the way Spots had joined them, curled in one of the
big wicker chairs with saucers of Jersey cream and cognac, still licking his
whiskers at the memory of the live zianya that had somehow, miraculously, been
found for him.

        "Glad you're happy," Harold said sardonically, pouring himselfa glass
of verguuz and clipping the end offal cigar.

        "Why shouldn't I be?" Early said. "An excellent dinner-it always is,
here, Herrenmann MontEerratPalme-"

       "Please, Claude."

        "-Claude. And fascinating table talk, also as usual. Politics aside, I
enjoy the company here more than I have on Earth for a long, long time. But
you said you had something to negotiate! It seems to me you've wound this
affair up very neatly, and just as I would have wanted. All the evidence
buried or gone, the bandits conveniently dead, and nothing of the tnuctipun
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        but rumors. You might," he added toJonah, "consider writing this up as
a hole script. It'd make a good one."

       "Not my field," the ex-pilot said with a tight smile.
        "You're forgetting something, my dear fellow," Montferrat said with
wholehearted enjoyment. "You know the approximate location of the tnuctipun
spaceship. We know the exact location, and as you love to point out, you don't
believe in swift direct action. We can get to it before you can-in fact, we
just might have secured and moved it already. In which case you could look
forever, it's a big planet. Treasure-trove law is clearly on our side too, for
what that's worth. We could decipher some of those secrets you're so afraid
of, and send them off-to We Made It and Jinx, for example. Think of thejoy
you'd have trying to suppress it there."

        "Nojoy at all," Early sighed, taming the cigar out of his mouth and
concentrating on the tip. "I don't suppose an appeal to your sense of
responsibility for interstellar stability . . . no. You might try not to tee
so gleeful," he went on. "What terms did you have in mind?"

        "Well, my young friends here-" Montferrat nodded at Jonah, Tyra and
the krin "-and their rather older friend back in the outback, have all gone to
a great deal of trouble and expense. I think they should be compensated. To
about the extent of a hundred thousand krona each, after tax."

          "Agreed," Early said, sounding slightly surprised. "What's the real
price?"

         "Well, in addition, you might get the blacklisting on Jonah
removed-and have him and Fra Nordbo given security clearance for interstellar
travel."

          Tyra's face lit up with an inner glow at the ARM general's nod.

          "And?" he said with heavy patience, sipping at his cognac.

        "And you go home. Or to another star system, but you get out of Alpha
Centauri."

          TllE FIALL OF THE MOuNTAlN KING 199

        Early laughed again, more softly, and set the snifter down. "I hope
you don't think I'm the only agent the . . . ARM has?" he said.

        Jonah cut in: "No. But you're the smartest-or if you're not, we're
hopeless anyway. It's a start."

          " I t will win me time, which I will use," Montferrat added.

        -Early sat in silence, puffing occasionally, while the sun set
finally; the stars came out, and a quarter moon, undimmed by Beta Centauri. A
flash of shooting stars lit up the night, ghostly soft lightning across the
hills and the faces of humans and the kzin.

        "More time than you might expect," he said "Bureaucracies tend to get
slower as they age, and mine . . . " More silence. "Agreed," he said. "It's
time for me to move on, anyway. I'm getting too well known here. Lack of
discretion was always my besetting sin. There's still the war-we have to
organise the ex-kzin slave worlds we're taking as reparations-and doubtless
other work will be found for me. Ich deinst, as they say." He looked over at
Montferrat. "Checkmate-for now," he said, rising and extending his hand.

          "For now," Montferrat agreed. "Harold here to hold the stakes?"
        "Agreed; we can settle the details at our leisure." He bowed to the
ladies, an archaic gesture he might have picked up on Wunderland. Or not, if
he was what they suspected. "And now, I won't put a damper on your victory
celebrations."

        He strolled like a conqueror out to the waiting aircar, the stub of
his cigar a comet against the night as he threw it away and climbed through
the gullwing door. The craft lifted and turned north and west, heading for
Munchen, an outline covering a moving patch of stars.

        "I doubt he's going to accept defeat gracefully," Jonah said, sipping
moodily at his coffee. Montferrat had winced a bit when the younger man dumped
his cognac into it. "Especially when he discovers the        200 Man-Kzin Wa7s
V

        interior of the spaceship melted down into slag when the tnuctipun
bastard died."

        "The hull alone is a formidable secret; he'll have the satisfaction of
putting that in the archives," MontSerrat said judiciously. "You know, I could
almost pity him."

        That brought the heads around, even Spots's. "Why?" Harold demanded,
pulling himselfout of reverie.

        "Because he's so able, and so determined-and his cause is doomed to
inevitable defeat," Montberrat said. At their blank looks, he waved his
cigarillo at the stars.

        "Look at them, my friends. We can count them, but we cannot really
know how many. The number is too huge for our minds to grasp! With the
outsider's gift of the hyperdrive, we have access to them all-and the kzinti
will too, in their turn, you cannot keep a law of nature secret forever,
despite what the ARM thinks."

        His voice deepened. "The universe is too big to understand; vastly too
big to control even by the most subtle and powerful means, even this little
corner of it we call Known Space. There is an age of exploration coming- as it
was in the Renaissance, or the twenty-first century. Nothing can stop it.
Nothing can stop what we-all the sentient species-will do, and venture, and
become. That is why I pity Buford Early-and why I never despair of our cause,
no matter how bleak the situation looks. Tactically we may lose, but
strategically, we cannot."

        Jonah looked thoughtful, and Harold grinned across his basset-hound
face. Tyra Nordbo laughed, and leaned forward to put a hand on his arm.
Thejewels in her tiara glistened amid the prtfully-arranged piles of blond
hair, and the shimmering silk of her gown clung.

       "Thank you for everything," she said.

        "Nonsense," he said, watchingJonah's gaze on her, warm and fond. Bless
you, my children, he thought sardonically. And if I wasn't a middle-aged
eighty and didn't have commitments elsewhere, you wouldn't have a chance,
Jonah the Hero.

        THE HALLOFTHE MOUNTAIN KING 201
       "Thestars," she said. "For both of us."

       "Perhaps," Montberrat said. "Someday."

       "Someday."

        Jonah laughed. "Myself, after the past couple of years, I'm not so
sure I'll ever want to leave the confines of Greater Munchen again."

        Tyra laughed, but Montferrat had a suspicion the Sol Belter might mean
what he said; he sounded very tired, at a levelbelow the physical.

        "May," Jonah added, standing and extending his crooked arm, "I show
you the gardens, Fra Nordbo?"

       "I would be delighted, sir," she said.

        Montlerrat watched them go. "A satisfactory conclusion, all things
considered," he said. "Very satisfactory indeed."        ù EPILOGUE:

        Harold's Terran Bar was far too noisy and crowded and smelled of
tobacco smoke. Spots-Son of ChotrzShaa still felt it was appropriate, in
memory of his brother. He had taken the same booth for the evening, and the
remains of a grouper lay clean-picked on his plate. Glen Rorksbergen and
jersey mingled in yellow and amber delight in a saucer, beside his belt
computer.

        It will take many years to decode that download, he thought. There had
been far more in the tnuctipun spaceship's system than the mere fifty
terrabytes his belt model could hold, as well. Piecing together the operating
code with nothing but fragmentary hints and sheer logic would be a torment.

       Still, he had time.

        To you, my brother, he thought silently, dipping his muzzle towards
the drink. I dedicate the hunt.

       THE END

       Hey Diddle Diddle

        by Thomas T. Thomas
        "A kzintiwarship!" Daff Gambiel called from the watch-keeping station
at the mass pointer in the ship's waist. "No-a whole fleet of them!" he
corrected. "Dead ahead!"

        Up near the control yoke Hugh Jook, Call?sto's navigator, spun on his
own axis and dove toward the detector. He braked by grabbing a nearby
stanchion and going into partial parabola around it. Once he stabilized, Jook
studied the thin blue line that peeked out of the milky globe.

       "Relax, Daff." He sketched the line with his finger. "Is that what
you're excited about? Look at the mass actually showing there. Way too much
for hull metal, even in a tight formation. That's an asteroid."

       "So far out?" Gambiel said doubtfully.

       "It's a rogue. A rock that got perturbed from its orbit."

        "Perturbed enough to reach stellar escape velocity?" Gambiel still
sounded unconvinced, but the Hellflare tattoo on the JDan's blunt forehead
glowed violently with the flush that was creeping up from his cheekbones. "I'd
rather believe the Navy's conclusions. Thy say it should be a fleet."

        "Coming through on gravity polarisers? Oh sure!" The navigator's
native Wunderlander superiority leaked out around the edges of his debating
style. "And if they were accelerating, pointing away from us, then        206
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        they would mask the gravity wave so thoroughly our detector wouldn't
budge. Pointed toward us, in braking mode, they'd show the shadow of a couple
of solar masses.

        "This line's just right for a small iron or carbonate body." The
Wunderlander pulled his chin. "How it got here, and moving so fast-probably
pulled out by the gravity well of a passing star or black hole.... No kzinti
need apply for that picture, however much you want to believe. Anyway, the
Navy is dead wrong. We blasted the Patriarchy back to a collection of cinder
worlds and a basketful of kittens in the Third War. They're harmless."

        Jared Cuiller, commander of the Calls to, listened casually to this
conversation. By now, it was going through its seventh or eighth cycle among
his tiny four-person crests. They were thirty-six days out of Margrave and
twelve light-years beyond the Chord of Contact between Known Space and the
Patriarchy. Although his ship's mission had come up fast, the debate behind it
had been years in the making.

        Over the decades since the Third Man-Kzin War, various industrial
conglomerates had gone in to rebuild the shattered Kzinti homeworld and
reconstruct the Patriarchy's fractured system of colony and tribute planets
along more market-oriented lines. The organized religions had sent in missions
to introduce concepts of peace and love, equality and reciprocity-as far as
they would go. The universities had sent archaeological and sociological study
teams. All of these observers insisted that the Kzinti were pacified, if not
exactly civilised. And the U.N. Peacekeeping Commission still controlled
strictly the production facilities of Kzin and its colonies, as well as the
goods they could buy and sell. So conventional wisdom said the Kzinti had
neither the war spirit nor warmaking capability left in them.

       But in the last six months, the Admiralty had

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        convinced the U.N. politicians, the ARMs, and the Peacekeeping
Commission that an anomaly existed in the economic and cultural profiles that
these on-thespot observers had sent back from the Patriarchy. The
tactical-analysis computers at Naval HQ had found indications that this sudden
docility among the kzinti was just a clever screen.

       Or that's what the dockyard scuttlebutt was saying. No one atJared
Cuiller's lowly rank-lieutenant commander, with two years to go on the list
for his next promotion-had ever been invited to read the Admiralty's secret
reports.

        On the basis of HQ's analysis, the Navy had received appropriations to
restock its fleet, at least in part, and establish a cordon of patrol vessels
around the Patriarchy to monitor and screen future kzinti activities. They had
a huge volume of space to cover, and resources were still spread thinly. So
Callisto was a General Products No. 2 hull bought at auction, stripped down to
its keyway holes, and rebuilt up from the slippery monomolecular surface,
inside and out. Cuiller knew that this was the hull's Oh incarnation, but what
their vessel had been before-scout ship, miner, or pleasure yacht-not a scrap
of material remained to show. Now it was simply a slender, 200-meter-long
spindle hastily fitted out with inertial thrusters, regenerative weapons,
sensors and controls, sleeping cocoons and energy pods, and a massive
hyperdrive engine, assigned a small scratch crew, and pressed into
blockade-and-reconnaissance service-although the Navy preferred to say
"deep-space survey."

        As to who was right in the debate, Jook or Gambiel, and whether the
Patriarchy was indeed ready for another fight, Jared Cuiller wasn't even
trying to decide anymore. About the mass of the approaching body, the
navigator probably knew more than Daff Gambiel. But about the warmaking
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        Patriarchy, Cuiller would trust the weapons officer's instincts over
Hugh Jook's. After all, the Jinxian had trained to take on the kz~nti
hand-to-hand.

        But, then, maybe in this debate the more relaxed Jook was right.
Gambiel's Hellflare tattoo might be making him too eager for a fight. Cuiller
tried to place himself in the mental state of a human male who had prepared
most of his adultlife forjust one battle. To pit his entire strength in one
synaptic burst against 200 kilograms of angry catPlesh tipped with
ten-centimeter claws. That would put unique stresses on anyone's body and
mind. After all, could a man be truly at ease knowing exactly how, if not
when, he will die?

        But, then, the tactical computers at HQ did back up Gambiel's version.
Jook was being too simplistic in thinking that the last war had cured the
kzinti of their natural instincts. The universe was a perpetual challenge to
the kzin psyche, pure and simple. It was these to be stalked and seized. And
perhaps this time they would practice a more subtle form of stalking and less
outright seizing.

        No, Cuiller sighed, neither of his crewmen had the final answer. Nor,
probably, did the technical experts at Naval HQ. And Cuiller himself didn't,
either. He was just going to follow fleet orders and see.

        Nyawk-Captain dreamed of monkeys end his fingers twitched. He hung in
the control cradle at his leading station aboard Cat's Paw. The interior
spaces of the former Scream of Vengeance-class interceptor were eaten up with
extra ship's stores and a station cradle for a third kzin. So the crew members
had no private space to themselves at all and only a cruelly limited area
where they could loosen their limbs-one at a time, in rotation. Otherwise they
ate and slept while plugged into their panels. And dreamed there, too.

       For most kzinti, if their dreams ever crossed the

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        sweat-scent of human flesh or their minds played on the shallow
softness of a human face, the experience was pleasurable. Then breath
quickened, the tail twitched, ears fanned out, fingers and toes splayed
slightly, and the tips of razor claws peeked involuntarily from behind black
pads.
        But when the monkeys danced in Nyawk-Captain's dreams, his breath
stopped, his tail went stiff, and his fingers curled nervously, anchoring his
bulk into the crash couch. Nyawk-Captain-reputed to be the best fighter pilot
of his generation-in his secret dreams was terrified.

        Years ago, during Most Recent War, he had been Tactician aboard a much
larger vessel. His duties there had once required him to be present when
Telepath peeled the brain of a human prisoner. This specimen also served as
Tactician aboard his own human ship, although he had his own name, too.
Chatterjee. While Telepath gnawed at the edges of Chatterjee's awareness,
seeking the plan of an expected attack, the human had thrown up unrelated
memories and concepts as a screen. And Telepath had reported them faithfully.
One of these memories-or perhaps it was simply an evasion-concerned a person
called Hanuman.

        This Hanuman was either a clan chief or a god, depending. Chatterjee
did not make the distinction clear. Hanuman spoke and moved as a full-grown
person, and yet he had a sense of morality more suited to a kzitten. He told
lies and untrue stories for amusement. He played tricks on his enemies in
battle, dodged their arrows, and routinely ambushed them instead of engaging
them openly and honorably. Then he danced and laughed when they were
discomfited.

        From Chatterjee's telling, filtered through Telepath's own awareness,
it was uncertain that Hanuman was even, in fact, a human Being. One part
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        of him was otherness: pre-human or perhaps protohuman. Chatterjee
sometimes called him a "monkey." Monkeys, it seemed, had no true adulthood but
lived and danced as lively, happy, cruel children all their lives. They
screamed and threw things. They told lies, stole from each other, taunted
their peers and inferiors, and made a joke of anything they could not
desecrate or steal. They ate fruit out of the trees or the flesh of their
dead, and copulated with great frenzy at any time.

        These monkeys depicted an aspect of personal behavior that stayed in
Tactician's, later NyawkCaptain's, mind long after this Chatterjee was dead.
Any creatures that could waste such a huge fraction of their lifetimes in
frivolous, carefree, and even disgusting activities-and not die of them-must
be very powerful indeed and have brain capacity to spare. They must be
devastating.

         This Hanuman, whom Chatterjee had revered as either leader or god, a
man or a monkey, embodied for Nyawk-Captain all that was creative, lively,
resourceful, and aural about the humans. This god had no fighting skills worth
mentioning but instead defeated all his enemies by trickery. Low, unworthy-and
devastat

       ~.

        The interrogation incident had driven another nail of fear home into
Nyawk-Captain's brain. While this Chatterjee was a full human, he considered
himselEdifferent from those around him, even from his shipmates. He thought of
himself as "Hindu-human," and seemed to be more Hindu than human in the shape
of his life and thoughts.

        Nyawk-Captain tried to imagine sapient beings who could endure
diverging breeds and varieties-Hindu, Chinese, Belter, Lunatic, Russky,
American, Wunderlander, Englishman,Jinxian-and not fight each other down to a
single pride governed by a single patriarchic

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        family! The fact that so many could live and work together, without
continual killings, spoke to NyawkCaptain of great inner resources, huge
mental agility, varying strengths. Perhaps the humans had grown so cunning
through learning to deal with the difl~ among themselves. Frightening thought!
A race that did not need enemies to fight and test itself against, because it
provided its own.

        In Nyawk-Captain's dreams, the monkeys danced and chattered, and he
trembled.

        The fifty-eighth day, and twenty light-years beyond Known Space . . .

        ". . . not put your busts in the 'cycler!"

        Sarah Krater's soprano voice rang out, echoing off hard surfaces ofthe
ship's interior and rising toward an unpleasant screech. From the context of
her complaint,Jared Cuiller could identify without effort both her location
and the object of her wrath. Callisto's communications officer, linguist, and
fourth crew member had cornered HughJook in the cocoon that was fitted out for
the combination ship's head and recycle unit.

        "Now, Sally," the Wunderlander's voice began in his usual, joking
defence. "I've told you a dozen times that cocasoli is a perfectly harmless
alkaloid derivative, which the 'cycler absorbs completely. The carrier is a
totally organic fiber which is likewise converted. You can't be tastingit."

        "Wrong!" she barked. "It makes lime gel taste like wet leaves."

        "Then the machinery must be a tad out of adjustment."

        "I checked. It isn't. If you would just not put your butts down the
can-"

        Which was where that conversation had started, Cuiller thought. It
looked like time for him to intervene officially. The captain unhooked from
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        control yoke and exchanged glances with Gambiel, who was strapped in
beside him.

        "Better you than me," theJinxian said quietly.

        Cuiller did not reply. But he took a leisurely pace, choosing his
handholds carefully, as he worked his way downship.

        Four people should not be asked to seal themselves in a glass bottle
and venture beyond the magnetosphere of a G-type sun, he told himself. They
should not have to hurl themselves through a dimension of the universe that
had no dimension. And even though they dropped out of hyperdrive regularly to
examine new systems, prepare charts, and leave probes, four people should not
have to go for months with no other distractions than they could devise for
themselves inside a crammed hull.

        But four people was optimal minimum crew size, or so the Bureau of
Personnel had ruled. Four was the minimax of personality variations, sleep
cycles, pairs of hands, and skill levels required for an extended patrol. A
crew of four has the available brain capacity and viewpoints to interact as a
population. And when disagreements arose, as now, four allowed for a referee,
a judge and jury, or even an innocent bystander.

        Four was the optimal minimum-if, Cuiller reminded himself, you had the
right four.

        It took a lot, Cuiller knew, to break through Jook's easygoing
persona. But even as a failed aristocrat, the Wunderlander had developed
habits and tastes certain to bring out the worst side of people who had not
enjoyed parallel advantages. Like Sarah Krater, who had been brought up under
the strict air disciplines of a Belter mining cooperative. She would react
instinctively against anyone who wanted to burn fibers and chemicals in the
open, and draw the residue into his lungs, just for the psychological effects,
no matter how harmless the substances under discussion.

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        Rather than change his behavior to suit her, Jook had simply adopted a
light and laughing tone. His personal defense mechanism was to let others go
their own way, and he only asked the same of them in return. Nothing seemed to
bother him too much. And the navigator did have his good points. Jook was
levelheaded and philosophical, with a bent for mathematics and ship propulsion
technologies.

        Krater, by contrast, was touchy and aggressive.Aperfectionist in her
work, she was always finicky about her personal surroundings and was quick to
note the shortcomings of others. That sort of tightass was out of character
for a trained xenobiologist. Perhaps greater perspective did not, as Cuiller
had once thought, provide for greater tolerance. But then, Belters could be
strange. She was also ambitious and, from her first day aboard had made clear
that she did not intend to stay with "this bucket of a patrol ship" for very
long. Krater wanted a command of her own, and to get that she would have to
transfer aboard a bigger vessel and begin working her way up into the command
structure. As C~llisto had no f ormal wardroom and was not going in any
direction Blat would win ship and crew muchdistinction-atleast, not on a
peacetime patrol-Krater's frustrated ambitions spilled over into her personal
contacts.

        Double that frustration once she had learned that both Cuiller andJook
had served on those bigger ships and then been rotated down to Call~sto. She
was beginning to realize that accidents can happen in a Navy career, even
hers.

        And, much to the frustration of the three males in the crew, the
willowy Belter had also announced her intention of keeping all her shipboard
contacts purely professional. She was married to her career, she pointedly
told them, and didn't fool around on the side. But that was hard if you were a
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        machinery-filled space with a healthy young woman whose eyes were a
lovely shade of violet, whose cheekbones stood out above a full and pouting
mouth, and whose long, blonde roostertail haircut begged to be stroked.

        When Cuiller reached the cocoon's dilated sphincter, he found Krater
and Jook floating practically nose to nose. They were about three seconds from
an exchange of blows.

         "Do you two want to go back to the gym-bag and strap on the pads?" he
asked.

        Jook half-turned away at the sound, but Krater remembered her basic
training and never took her eyes from the vacant point offher opponent's left
shoulder.

        If it came to hard-edged hands, Cuiller would bet on the woman.
Growing up in a near-weightless environment, she had the reach onJook and was
strong from an early life of wrestling rock drills and mandibles. The
navigator once boasted that he had never lifted anything heavier than a
booktape, a fork, or a squinch racquet.

         "I guess not, Cap'n." Jook shook his head.
           "Any time, boy," Krater said into his ear.

           "Cutsome slack, Lieutenant," Cuiller told her. that's note suggestion.
"

           "Yes, sir." And still she did not relax the position of her limbs.

           "Now, Lieutenant! Make space!"

        Her hands flexed out of their semi-rigid, thumbs-in shape and her arms
came down. Krater pirouetted a half-meter away from the navigator.

        "That's better.... Sarah, I think you ought to take that 'cycler apart
and find out why it's making you sick. Adjust it to your own taste specs, if
you like."

           "Ifthat means I've got to clean out his shit, Captain-"

           "It means you'll tend to the equipment, Lieutenant. Your turn on the
roster."

            She glared at him, then lifted her chin. "Aye, sir." :

           "... And

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        'hook, take station forward and get me a report on our mission profile
to date."

           "That I can tell you at once. We're only-"

        "With a detailed threat analysis, based on all reported contacts
logged throughout the Chord. Don't rush yourself. Do it right. Work on saving
our asses."

        "But, sir! We know the kzinti aren't coming through here. That cyber
projection isjust-"

        'dust the reason we're out here. But I don't want you taking an expert
system's analysis on faith. Do your own homework. Down in the library. Move
it."

           "Aye, Cap'n."

        WithJook and Krater moving in different directions, on assignments
that would occupy each of them for an hour or more, Cuiller could relax for a
bit-unless Gambiel wanted to pick a fight, too. The commander drifted back up
to the control yoke.

           "Get it all settled?" Gambiel asked.

           "Not that it's your business," Cuiller said shortly.
       "Sorree!"

        Nyawk-Captain awakened slowly. He spat the rusty taste of fear out of
his mouth as soon as his brain had caught up with local reality and he could
herd the monkeys back to their secret hiding places.

        He checked the navigational repeaters at his station, verifying that
Weaponsmaster had not let them drift off course during his watch at helm. No,
Cat's Paw was still headed far out into neutral space, away from the network
of manned patrols and passive trip-monitors that the humans maintained along
their nearer borders with a much-reduced Patriarchy.

        The course his ship was following had evolved among the Patriarch's
closest strategists. These were kzinti so highly placed that each one had a
full name, and it was death ever to speak of them as mere "strategists," even
in the aggregate. Except that they
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        and their counsels were secret, and thus NyawkCaptain and his
crewmates could notinow their names, and so could never speak ofthem. Cleven

        Their plan, like its origins, was a similarly constructed puzzle, a
series of boxes within boxes for the humans to discover and open. This was not
perhaps as satisfying for Nyawk-Captain and the other kzinti as a scream and a
leap, nor as honorable as one massive attack. But it was more likely to win
results under the current circumstances.

       A plan almost worthy of Hanuman.

        Cat's Paw and three other, similarly enhanced interceptors were moving
secretly out into space that the humans had not yet explored. There,
unobserved, each would soon turn and find its own path back into human space.
Each would pass through a different sector, and the timing of their entries
would be staggered, too, just enough to appear to human strategists as
individual attacks. The humans would dismiss these transits as the movement of
renegade kzinti, secret traders and raiders, and so not responsible to the
Patriarchy and the humiliating papers that had been signed after Most Recent
War.

        Each interceptor would make an isolated attack against a single human
world. The Paw at Margrave, the others simultaneously at Gummidgy, Canyon, and
Silvereyes. With the new weapons they now carried, they could do a massive
amount of planetary damage. Of course, the Paw would have to move very quickly
through the Lambda Serpentis system-and find the Margravians very much
asleep-if they were to be successful and still escape with their lives into
deep space on the far side of the system.

        But escape was not important. Survival was not important. Timing was
everything.

        The suddenness and brutality of the attacks would awaken the humans'
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        military action. But an action faring where? To meet it, the humans
would spread their fleet. "Trying to cover an the bases" was the human phrase
his orders had red erenced. It had the smell of a spats term, and true kzinti
did not practice sports.

        While the humans dispatched their ships and spent their resources
investigating and healing the four damaged worlds, the kzinti Last Fleet would
be riding behind only one of the interceptors. Just how far depended on the
humans' calculated reaction time and the reports of brave kzinti agents among
the survivors on those shattered worlds. When human strength was at maximum
dispersal, the Last Fleet would overwhelm the patrol screen, engulf the target
planet, consolidate, and move on. The fleet would take two, three, perhaps
even four key colony worlds before the humans could regroup and mount a
defence. But by that time momentum and purpose would be riding with the
kzinti. Confusion and alarm would be hindering the humans.

         As a plan it was flawless.

         As an actual attack, itjust might work.

         But timing would be everything.

         On the seventy-first day, and twenty-four light-years into the unknown
...

        Uncharted but not unknown, Cuiller reminded himself. A thousand, a
million times over the millennia, humankind had looked outward toward this
sector and seen its stars-stars now hidden in the Callisto's Blind Spot. Some
ofthesestars,judgingby theirlinesin the mess pointer, were even bright enough
to be visible from Earth. But no one had taken a survey mission through here.
Not an ter bumping into the kzinti coming the other way.

        "Captain . . ." from Jook at the comm down by the pointer. "We're
going to graze the singularity limits of a star-"




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         "Initiating evasive."

         "No, wait. The mass says it's a sol-type, G1. We might drop in for a
look."

         "Again?"

         "I've got some scatter that might be planets," Jook said hopefully.

         "Or another fully developed Oort cloud?"

         "Well, we can't know till we look...."

         "We've got a mission to perform, Hugh," Cuiller told him.

         "Survey data is valuable, sir."

        The commander sighed. Jook was right. And it was time for them to drop
in and see some stars in visible light for a change, if only for an hour or
so.
        "Very well. Sing out when it's time to decouple the hyperdrive."

       "Now! . . . sir."

        Cuiller hit the switches on reflex. It wouldn't do any good to wander
into a singularity. Stars bloomed in the nothingness beyond the wide window
stripes in the ship's surface covering.

       "Which direction?" he asked.

       "Offour port bow and now rolling up at, uh, 230 degrees."

        The commander looked and saw a bright yellow bead, big enough to begin
showing a disk.

        "Start plotting the planets, or whatever they are. I'll wake
Lieutenant Krater and get her on the console."

        "I'm awake," she said, rolling out of her sleeping cocoon. "I felt the
ship acquire momentum."

        'tJook's got another possible planet. Give it the once over, will you,
Sally? Full spectrum."

       "Gotcha."

        The crew settled into their workstations, except for Gambiel. Cuiller
let the weapons officer go on sleeping, held in reserve against a probable
long watch when they were underway again.

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       After ten minutes, bothJookand Krater spoke atonce. "Hello!"

       "I've got-"

       "One at a time," Cuiller ordered.

        "I've found a planet," the navigator said. "One body, no moons. It has
an equatorial radius of about 3,400 kilometers, about the same as Mars. But
it's got a lot higher mass, pulls about point-seven-nine gee. We can move
around easily enough, but if there's an atmosphere it's going to be dense and
hot. The planet is far enough out from the primary for water to go liquid but
not start icing down."

        "Spectral analysis says there's atmosphere," Krater confirmed.
"Sixty-eight percent nitrogen. Twenty-two percent oxygen. Nine percent water
vapor-so the air is pretty steamy, too. The rest is traces. We can breathe,
unless we find pockets of poison gas or spores or something.... But that's not
the big news. I've got a hard return!"

       "On deep radar?"Jook asked eagerly.

        "Ofcourse. I thunked your planet oncejust for luck. And the return
shows either a chunk of neutronium, or-"
       "You weren't scanning at the core?" Cuiller asked quickly.

       "New, it shows up right near the surface."

       "Well, well."

        "You're not going to make us go down there, are you, Captain?" Jook
asked, inserting a mock whine in his voice. "You know we've got a mission to
complete, with lots of phantom kzinti to chase."

        "Stow it, Hugh." Cuiller grinned. "Give me a vector to the planet.
Sally, when we get close enough, localize that hard return for the
navigational console and send it to Hugh.... We make one pass overitinlow
orbit, Hugh,to get a fix on landing sites, and then we head in. Right? Look
sharp, everybody. We could be going home rich."
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       "Aye, sir!" from both of them.

        From more than ten million kilometers out, they could see with the
naked eye that the planet's disk was unbroken. It showed a pale green
atmosphere, banded with broad strips of white.
       "Looks like a gas giant," Cuiller said uneasily.

       "No way, Captn," Jook answered. "We definitely have rock."

        The green was the color of dilute free chlorine-lots of it. On a
hunch, Cuiller asked Krater to recheck the spectralysis, which was taken by
comparing incident light from the G-type primary with sunlight reflected
offthe planet.

        "I do get some dropout lines for chlorine," she said. "But not enough
to color the atmosphere like that. The machine still says what it's got is
breathable."

       From a million kilometers away, they could see little more.

        "The green is probably chlorophyll," Krater observed. "We're looking
at grass fields, swamps, taiga, or all three."

        "Should be greener then," said Gambiel, who was awake by now and at
his forward station.

        "Remember all the H20 in the air," she told him. "We're looking
through a mile or two of light haze. A lot of reflectance there."

       "Oh."

        The haze appeared to deepen and grow whiter as they locked into an
orbit. " More scatter ef f ect, " Krater called it.

        "Do you have any features around our deep return?" Cuiller asked.

        "Captain, you're looking at a billiard ball," Jook announced. "I'm
doing a navigational scan in the pointone-meter range, and the spherical
deviation is nil. A trifling amount of oblateness. Otherwise smooth. I mean, a
rise of fifty meters would be a mountain range down there."

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       "Then we can set down anywhere," Cuiller summarized.

       "Well . . ."Jook hesitated.

        "Give me a fix on that deep radar pattern, Hugh," Cuiller told him,
"and I'll kill the orbit."

        "You've got it, Cap'n. Deceleration point coming up in two minutes."

       "Sally, do you see any change in that pattern?"

        "No, what you're looking at is just what we've had from the first,
allowing for scale change. I read the return image asjust about a meter in any
dimension."

        "Better all the time.... You'll have to reel in the whip now," he told
her.

        Because a General Products hull blocked all radiation outside the
visible spectrum, Callisto communed with her environment through a trailing
string of antennas and sensors that wound on a reel in her tail section The
sensor string would not survive the buffeting of an atmospheric entry. "Aye,
Captain." Krater keyed the proper contacts.

        "All right, people," Cuiller called out, "strap in."

        He counted the whirs and clicks as the crew pulled out the gravity
webbing and made themselves fast at station. Cuiller fastened himselfdown
Last.

        "One minute to mark," fromJook. "You going to take this one in
manually?"

        "I need the practice," Cuiller said.

        "Easier to let the computers do it. . .

        Cuiller thought about that, looking down at the nearly white curve of
the horizon. "We've got room to play around, surely."

        "AII right . . . Mark!"

        The commander closed a series of switches, engaging the external ion
engine. The ship vibrated, and Cuiller felt his body sway forward against the
retaining strands.

        Callisto glided down in a long curve. Her forward

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        quadrant glowed where the external ceramic coating -which deflected
laser attacks tuned in visible light- covered the impervious General Products
surface. The hull itself remained serenely dear, except for a buffeting layer
of ionized air.

        At 2,000 meters above the surface, Cuiller terminated the ion drive
and brought her gliding around on inertial thrusters, maneuvering under his
own eyehand coordination. He glanced at the repeater from Krater's station.

        "I'm going to set down about two kilometers from that reflection," he
announced. "Not too far to walk, but not close enough to disturb it."

        No comment from the crew, which he took for agreement. As Call?sto cut
through the mist, the planet's surface was revealed as a deep and startling
green. Cuiller was reminded of pictures he'd seen of Ireland but then amended
that. This was bright enough to be an enhanced color graphic of Ireland, with
overdrive on the yellow and cyan pigments. Jook had not overstated the
flatness. Even from a hundred meters up, Cuiller could not see any hill or
wrinkle higher than two or three meters. No valleys either. And no boulders,
trees, rivers, lakes, nor any other feature. Just a deep and rustling green
vegetation.
        "Settling in," he said, killing forward motion and dropping the lift
smoothly toward a steady sevenpoint-seven-three meters per second, just enough
to counter local gravity. When the greenery-it looked like large and feathery
leaves-reached up to touch the clear window in the hull's underside, he backed
the thrusters down to zero and switched them off.

       "Captain!" Jook called out. "Check your navigational radar!"

       "What? Oh shit!" He saw the 1 20-meter discrepancy immediately.

       The leaves flared back around the window below

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        and revealed lighter green strings of moss and the wet black bark of
tree branches. Between them, Cuiller could see more layers of green and black
strands, receding indefinitely, with nothing solid under them.

        He got his hands back on the switches for the inertial thrusters and
initiated a restart. But before he could key in the full sequence, Calbsto's
tail, weighted down with the unbalanced mass of the hyperdrive engine, brolce
through the surface.

        It happened too fast. Cuiller was still thrusting on the ship's long
axis, but Calls to was now falling nearly vertically. He tried to correct-and
only pushed her backward into a tangle of branches and vines. Their
springiness absorbed the horizontally vectored thrust for ten meters of
travel, then rebounded, shoving (:allisto down her own hole.

        They all felt the shock when the stern contacted firm ground at last.
No one cried out, but someone among the crew gave an involuntary gasp.
Cuiller, glancing down the spindle into the maze of machinery, could see a
subtle misalignment. Internal structures had shifted. He could also hear
things falling, plink and clunk, along the hull. Not all of them were personal
effects shaken out of the sleeping cocoons.

        The bow and the forward band of windows, around the control yoke, were
still angled above the leaflayer, exposed in misty sunlight. Cuiller's fingers
were dancing over the switches, trying to get thrust under them and lift
clear. But the ship was sliding, changing orientation too fast. He and Gambiel
watched the world rotate and sag as the hull's weight found paths of least
resistance among the branches and vines. Cal/isto swung and turned, walked and
slid. A green gloom rose up around their window. Cuiller quit frying with
thecontrols and lifted hishandsclear.

       "Hang on, people!"

        Finally, only the forward tip of the spindle was caught in the
branches, and they were slipping away to        224 Manikin Wan i~

        the left and right, passing Callisto side to side, as they got out of
the way of her mass. In two more seconds, the ship was free and fell a hundred
meters at the bow along her own length.

       W7 atoll

        More clatter came up from the hull behind Cuiller, but then his ear
caught a louder groan. At first he thought it came from one of his crew, until
Cuiller realized that one of the weapons pods, located forward of the control
yoke, was moving. Right before the commander's and tactical officer's widening
eyes, it turned on its own axis and fell through the open space ten
centimeters in front of their toes. Severed conductors in a cable tray snapped
and fizzled before the automatic extinguishers kicked in with a chill cloud of
carbon dioxide.

        The ship rolled almost 180 degrees in settling, and the weapons pod
swung back, now poised above them. It caught up on the lateral strut that
braced Cuiller's and Gambiel's watch-keeping station, and it stopped moving.

        "Everybody sit tight till the ship quiets down," the commander
ordered. They were all hanging by their ears now.

       "I got nowhere to go," Gambiel breathed beside him.

        The infrastructure creaked and groaned, but nothing more came loose.

       "Let's try to get damage reports before we shut down."

       "Aye, Captain," the crew called back raggedly.

        In the space of two minutes, they had logged the ship's
status-weapons, propulsion, sensors, life support-at their various dub
stations. Callisto had lost that forward weapons pod for certain, and the
sensor whip was not reporting, even from its reeled-in position. Two portside
thrusters were impaired, if not inoperable. The recycling system had lost
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        Auxiliary power was down by three charge cells. And the ship was
oriented horizontally in a 170-degree roll -standing on their heads, as it
were.

        "I should try to get off a position report," Krater said. "If that's
possible, with the antenna cable damaged-"

        "Do what you can," Cuiller told her. He swiveled around in the
stirrups, hanging head down in the webbing, to observe the crew at their
stations. "Anybody take injuries in that last fall?"

        "Well . . . it's my knee, you see," Jook said. His webbing was loose
enough that he had bashed his leg against the mass pointer. No damage to that
piece of equipment, of course, butJook's knee was swelling rapidly. Otherwise
the crew was shaken but unhurt. Cuiller directed Krater, who doubled as
medical assistant, to help the navigator into the autodoc.

        "Daff, take air samples," he ordered. "And if it's clean, pop the
hatches. Let's get outside and see where we are."

        The main entry hatch, normally oriented toward the underside of the
hull, was now positioned near the top. Cuiller, Krater, and Gambiel climbed up
handholds and over equipment bracing to reach it. Jook stayed inside, nursing
his knee in a bubble cast foam-molded by the 'doe. While they went outside, he
would use the time to catalog and schedule their estimated repairs.

        After levering themselves through the opening, the three crewmembers
stood on the roughened ceramic surface and surveyed the landing site. Call?sto
lay on clear ground, angled slightly upward at the bow, where the hull was
wedged between the smooth trunks oftwo trees. Those trees, and every other
tree in view, supported a high forest canopy whose underlayer was more than
ninety meters overhead.        Ma~Kzin Ways

        Cuiller searched for the hole they must have made in passing through
it but found nothing. No clearings punctuated the vaults of leaves and
trailing moss that soared above them. The surrounding world was a uniform
green gloom, without a splash of sunlight.

           "Beanstalk," Krater said suddenly. "That's whet we'll call this
planet."

        "What?" from Gambiel. "This patch, maybe. But who can say what's going
on in the next county over."

        "I can say," she answered. "There is no 'next county.' We've been
around this world once and taken a radar image of it. This is one huge,
unbroken rains vest, girdling the planes, coveringprobably sixty
peracntofitssurface."

           "Well, at the poles, then . . ." the weapons officer said, trailing
off.

        "There ought to be what?" Krater asked. "This planet's rotational axis
is perpendicular to its ecliptic. So you won't get seasonal temperature
variations, as you do on Earth. You can expect the temperature to drop
uniformly at the higher latitudes, because of the sun's lower angle in the
sky. But that only means that the rainforest is going to peter out in low
scrub, then mosses and lichens, and eventually frozen deserts. This
planetclearly has no plate tectonics, which means not much in the way of
topography ever formed here. So no mountain ranges, no valleys, no river
floodplains, no oceanic heat sinks. That means there can'tbe any weather."

        "What about Coriolis effects?" Cuiller asked. "You'd still have moving
air masses, trade winds, horse latitudes-any planet that's turning has them."

        "All right, I'll agree to trade winds. But on a smooth ball like this,
they sorted themselves out long ago. Even flows without much intermixing.
That's the cloud banding we saw from far out."

        "Hugh said he detected a smooth surface, and it was -even a hundred
meters up in the treetops," Cuiller said. "That's what fooled me, I guess," he
added

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         sheepishly. It was a close as a commanding officer could come to
officially apologising to his crew for that fiasco of a landing. "Daff, if you
would rig a rope ladder or something like it, we can go down and check out the
ground."

           "Aye, sir." Gambiel climbed back down through the hatchway.

        The commander looked off into the distance, a perspective of spaced
tree trunks vanishing into a brownish-green mist. Something about the trees .
. . He turned his head one way, then the other. He moved his head sideways,
left then right, along the baseline of his shoulders. He widened that line by
taking two steps to the side. As the angle changed, the trunks seemed to line
up in a geometric pattern. And then the pattern faded out as he moved farther
to one side or the other.

           "Sally? Does it look to you like the trees are-"
        "Lined up? Yeah, I was thinking that, too. They're spaced in a matrix,
actually."

           "Like an orchard," he agreed.

        "As if they had been planted on purpose. But it's not a simple design
of rows and columns. More like pentagrams or hexagons."

           Cuiller itched to get down and begin taking measurements.

        Gambiel returned with a length of spare optic-fiber cable in which
he'd tied small, tight knots at half-meter intervals. He anchored it inside
the open hatchway and dangled the rest across the smooth curve of the hull.
They all heard its trailing end thump on the ground.

           "We might be needing that cable to make repairs," Cuiller observed
quietly.

           TheJinxian stared at him. "We won't. I checked with Jook."

        "Well," he went on, "you might have brought up a spider rig from the
EVAequipment."

           Gambiel turned to show his left shoulder, where        228 Man wina7s
V

        three of the rigs hung like loops of uniform braid. "We have one each.
And we'll all need them."

           "What for?" Krater asked.

           "Climbing."

           "Climbing where?"

        Gambiel pointed over his head. "Deep radar was your station, Sally.
You saw the return image. Whatever made it, it's still up there."

           "In the treetops? But-"

        The Jinxian turned toward his commander. "That was why you tried to
land in the canopy. You were watching the deep display instead of the
navigationals.... Keeping your eye on the prize."

           "Well, yes . . ." Cuiller hesitated. Was that the cause of his error?

           "Honest mistake," Gambiel offered with a shrug.

        Climbing down was not as easy as Cuiller had thought it would be. They
had to go one at a time, walking backwards and paying out the knots hand over
hand, until their bodies were laid out almost parallel to the ground. Then
they rappelled from the ship's side, slipping cautiously down the knotted
cable until they were under the overhang. Finally they dragged their feet on
the hard-packed ground to kill the final swing. Climbing back up was going to
be harder and take longer.

        With his heavyworld muscles, of course, Gambiel went up and down like
a monkey.

        Krater, who had the advantage of height and not much mass to go with
it, seemed to step from the ship to the ground.

           Cuiller, despite Beanstalk's lighter gravity, still found it a
workout.

        "What's wrong with this picture?" Krater asked, looking around when
they had assembled under the bow. Gambiel scuffed the soil with the side of
his cabin moccasin. The ground was smooth and crusted, like a

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        section of sun-baked clay in exposed terrain. He turned over no ground
cover, no dead leaves, no animal droppings or pieces of bark, nothing. They
found no undergrowth, either, not even around the tree trunks. None of the
vines that wove through the canopy reached down to the forest fioor.

        Cuiller walked over to the nearest trunk. It was at least two meters
in diameter with a hard, scaly bark. He pried at the bark with his fingers but
could not break offa piece. No room forinvadinginsects, smallbirds, or
snakes.

        He looked up. The overhead leaves were as still as the underside of a
green cloud. Of course, if any wind were stirring in the treetops, the sound
and movement were cushioned by 30 meters of netted foliage.

        Cuiller squatted down to examine the trunk's base. The bark was
scraped and scarred raw there, at least on the side facing him. The wounds
went a third of the way around the bole and extended more than a meter up from
the ground. They wept a thick, ruddy sap. He duck-walked along the trunk's
circumference and discovered that the cuts faded out into white, scraped wood,
which looked almost dead. Beyond that, by another third ofthe circumference,
was a patch of new, green bark-but even there he could see a pattern of
parallel scrapes and gouges. Areas of sap, clean wood, and new growth
alternated around the trunk.

        Something had been abusing this tree on a regular basis, coming at it
from all sides.

        Cuiller stood up and walked toward the next tree, counting his paces
as he went. He knew his stride was just less than a meter. Factoring the
correction into his count gave him a distance of twenty-five meters between
the two trees. He examined that base and found the same pattern of abuse.

        He walked on to a third tree-again, covering just twenty-five
meters-and saw the same thing. And he confirmed that the three trees were
growing in a line.        230 Manikin Ways V

           On a hunch, he walked back to the second tree and sighted to the
third. A patch of white wood there matched a similar patch here. In the same
way, running sap faced sap on a tree sighted 120 degrees around the trunk's
circumference. Green bark matched green bark on yet another facing tree.

        Cuiller went from tree to tree, always twenty-five meters, and found
the same pastern of parallel scars.

        Logic said that something 25 meters wide was being dragged through the
forest here like a rake. And whatever it was, it swept up leaves, scored the
tree trunks, clipped any undergrowth, and scoured the soil bare, compacting it
to the consistency of a mud brick.

       UDid you bring radios?" he asked Gambiel.

        The weapons officer handed him a palm-sized unit. Cuiller tuned and
spoke into it.

       "Hugh?"

        "Right here, Jared. I can even see you through the window,
sometimes."

       "How's the knee?"

       "Painkillers are kicking in."
       "Can you get up to the deep radar?"

       '!Not without a climb, but I can work the repeater at the comm."

       "Right. Give us a bearing to the return image, would you?"

        'dust a sec.... Ten degrees off the port bow, still at a range of two
and a half kilometers. And, Captain-it's above us now."

       "I know. In the treetops, right?"

       "Well, the angle is right for it, anyway. But how would-?"

         "I think we're going to find that everything interesting on this
planet - which Sally has named 'Beanstalk,' by the way-is up in the forest
canopy."

       "All right. You're leaving me with the ship?"

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       "Can you lift if you have to?"

        "So long as you all are clear of the area, I can punch up the main ion
engine, have her hot in ninety seconds, andscoot."

       "Do that, if you see anything."

       "What am I going to see, down here?"

        "Somebody's keeping the grounds swept nice and clean. Watch out for
whoever it is."

       USure thing. Do you explorer types have weapons?"

        Gambiel overheard that. He turned his right hip toward Cuiller,
exposing three hand-fitted variable lasers clipped to his belt. Over that same
shoulder he carried a brace of laser rifles, which had a wider aperture and a
longer beam pulse.

       "We've got them."

       "What about food, water, thermal-"

        "I've got my field test kit," Krater spoke up. "And we're all carrying
a foodbar or two for snacking. Quit nagging, Mother-Hugh. We've only got two
klicks of ground to cover."

       "Okay. Be back soon."
           "In two shakes," Cuiller agreed and clicked off.

        They headed out, walking easily between the trees on the bearingJook
had given them. After half a kilometer of parklike open space, they came upon
their first patch of undergrowth. Green shoots, bushes, and saplings grew up
in an uncleared area that was shaped like a pentagon. Cuiller noticed
immediately that its points were anchored by five of the mature trees.

           "Wait here," he ordered, and began to wade into the greenery.

        "Captain?" Gambiel called. When Cuiller turned, the Jinxian checked
the charge on a hand weapon and tossed it to him.

           Cuiller accepted it with a nod.

        He pushed his way into the secondary growth, bending stalks and
branches aside and wishing they had        232 Mad We V

        brought along a few simpler weapons, like machetes. Twenty-five paces
in from the nearest tree, he found what he'd been expecting: a broken stump
two meters wide and a fallen section of trunk. He looked straight up, hoping
to find a patch of sky. The green vault was thinner here, perhaps lighter in
color, but still unbroken. Most of the saplings around him, he noticed, had
tough, straight boles with flat, branching crowns.

        He thumbed the radio and spoke into it. "Hugh, watch out for the
groundskeepers. They're definitely intelligent."

           "How do you figure that," Krater cut in, having caught him on the same
channel.

        Cuiller described what he saw. "Whoever it is that's dragging the
forest floor also knows enough to let a downed tree replace itself," he
concluded. "Otherwise the canopy would thin out and fall within a generation
or two. This forest is being managed, and that smacks of intelligence to me."

        "You're leaping ahead of yourself," she said, putting on her
professional xenobiologist's hat. "slot of natural phenomena could explain
what you've got there."

           "Well _ n Cuiller was unsure of his ground.

        "I like Jared's interpretation," Gambiel said. "Anyway, let's be
prepared. Err on the side of intelligence."

           "Sounds good to me," Jook put in, from the ship. "I'll watch for
them."

        "All right," from Krater. "Have it your way. But don't be disappointed
if it's a pack of grazing animals with picky appetites, some kind of stream
flow, a toxic groundwort, or something."

           "We can deal with those," Gambiel said.

        "I'm coming out," Cuiller told them, turning around in the patch of
groundcover.

           "Let's start considering options," the commander:

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        said when he was back on the swept floor with the others. He pointed
at the spider rigs on theJinxian's shoulder. "How do these things work?"
        Gambiel unslung them, laid two on the ground, and spread one in his
fiat hands.

        "This is an adjustable five-point harness. Over the shoulders, around
the waist, between the legs. The takeup reel with motor winder clips on here."
He thunked himself in the chest, just below the sternum. "The hand unit_ n He
picked up a gun-shaped object. ~-launches the grapple with a gas charge that
vents backward to stabilise your reaction. That's because this rig was
designed for freefall, remember."

        Cuiller picked up the grapple. It had a point and three spring-loaded
tines-all sharpened. "We'd use a thing like this around vacuum gear?"

        "The original head has a suction pad and magnets. This is a
terrestrial modification."

       Right.

       "What about drag from the trailing line?" Krater asked.

        "For one thing, it's all monofilament. Weighs about three grams to the
kilometer. But you got to watch out: put it under tension and it'll take your
fingers off. Handle the line only with the winder, or with steelmesh gloves.

        "The other thing is, the line goes with the grapple, paying out from a
cassette." Gambiel showed them, taking one from his pocket. He fitted and
locked the spindle-shaped cassette into the base of the grapple, drew out a
meter or so of the nearly invisible line from its end, and clicked the grapple
into the gas gun. "Attach the free end to a spare reel on your winder." He
took that from another pocket. "Fire the gun-" He pantomimed shooting up into
the trees. "-and when the hooks are anchored, jerk it once to set a friction
brake on the cassette. Then reel in and up you go."        234 Mankind Wars V

        "What happens when all your line is wound in on the takeup reel?"
Cuiller asked.

        "You retrieve the grapple, discard both the old reel and cassette, fit
new ones, take aim and fire again." Gambiel shrugged.

       "How much line in one setup?"

       "Ten kilometers."

       "Okay. Simple enough. Let's get into those harnesses now."

       "Why?" Kraterasked, hereyebrows coming together.

        "Evasive action," Cuiller answered. "Ifwe meet anything down on the
ground here, we may not be able to outrun it. Or outfight it. Our best course
might be to disappear. Up into the treetops."

        TheJin~an nodded. "When you shoot, try to put the grapple as close to
a main trunk as you can. Thicker branches there-more likely to hold your
weight."

        "But the canopy held our whole ship pretty well," Krater observed.
"For a while."

       "True," Gambiel said. "So, suit yourself."

        Cuiller stepped into the harness, found the adjustment points, and
pulled them snug. He fitted the winder motor to his chest, figured out the
simple lever controls for its reversible gearing, and clipped the first empty
reel onto it. He put a cassette in the grapple, fed out a meter ofthe
silk-like line, and found a loop at the harness belt's left side to hold the
grapple. The gun fitted into a flat holster on the right. The three of them
divided up their supply of gas cartridges, cassettes, and reels.

        "What happens when these run out?" Krater demanded, counting her share
with her fingers.

        "We won't be here that long," the commander said. He looked to
Gambiel. "We still walking that way?" Cuiller pointed the direction, angling
his hand around one side of the pentangle of underbrush.

       TheJinxian paused, considered some inner sense, and nodded.

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        They walked along, deviating from a straight line only to pass around
any trunks in their way.

       "Whoop!" Krater shouted.

       She suddenly floated away from Gambiel's other side.

        Cuiller caught a glance of her white jumper Bashing past and in front
of them as she soared into the trees. She covered the ninety vertical meters
in about twenty seconds, moving so quickly that at the end of her arc Krater
barely had time to cock her feet up to reach for a toehold. The lieutenant
disappeared into the canopy with the barest rustle of leaves.

        "Serve her right if she cracks her head on a branch," Gambiel said.
"Should we follow her up?"

        The commander pointed ahead. "Our goal is over that way. We'll reach
it faster walking on the ground."

       "We might lose her."

        "We've got visibility of what-?" He looked around. "A hundred meters
down here? And less than ten meters up there in the leaves. If she gets lost,
she can always drop down and we'll spot her."

       "Ifwe're looking in the right direction."

       "She'll probably scream or something," Cuiller said.

       "Yeah, she probably will."
       The two men walked on through the trees.

        The sound came from Navigator's panel. It was a strange burring-full
of enough sonics to make a kzin's neck ruff stand out from his chin.
Nyawk-Captain searched his memory for a sound like it and finally decided it
was not part of normal ship's operation. Perhaps a malfunction? A small, fast
motor vibrating out of its bearings? But coming from inside the solid-state
circuitry of the panel . . . ? Then a wrinkle of memory surfaced, a
significant detail from his early simulator drills with the Vengeance-class
interceptor.

       "You have a return from the hardsight," he snarled over his shoulder.
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       "Win-what-sir?"

       "Wake up, root breath! Your station is active-and signaling you."

       "Ah, yes, Nyawk-Captain. I see that now. Sorry, sir."

       "Vigilance, Navigator. Now, describe the sighting."
       "It is still several light-hours distant...."

        "Wake up, damn you! Give me facts in the order I need to know them. Is
the anomaly along our prescribed course? Or somewhere offin the starfields?"

        "The sighting's deviation is . . . fourteen degrees from our
projected-"

        "So we would not otherwise have walked across it. Describe the
contact."

       "contact?"

        Navigator's surprise was genuine, because kzinti battle referents were
precise. Passive objects might be "sighted." Enemy vessels were a "contact."

        "What does your training say?" Nyawk-Captain replied. "This ship was
designed to cruise with its hardsight range detector automatically probing
along our forward path. Why else-if not to detect the Leap Eaters' improbable
hulls?"

       "To seek out Thrintun boxes?" Navigator replied brightly.

       "Fool!" Nyawk-Captain spat.

       "A witticism, sir! I abase myself."

        "For a Navigator who sleeps at station, you should have no comedy
available to your mouth."

       "I humbly abase myself."

       "Describe the contact"

        "The hardsight return is in close proximity to a star, but not within
its photosphere. So the contact is either in orbit itself or lodged on a
planet-although the surrounding return is too weak to show such a body. There
is one object.... No, correction. At extreme gain I observe two contacts. One
is sharp. The other is fainter and . . . fuzzy. It may be merely a reflection
of

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       the first. It certainly is close enough for that."

       "What are the dimensions?"

       "At this range, Nyawk-Captain . . ."

       "Is either one big enough to be a hull?"

       "One ofthe reflections may be, but the distance . . .
        "Very well. Bend your fullest attention to refining your
observations."

       "Shall we alter course? If we could draw nearer . . ."

        I will decide, when you give me further useful information."

        "As we move to pass that system, it's possible that the two signals
might show some degree of separation. From that we may learn-"

       "Provide me with facts, Navigator."

       "Such is my only objective, Nyawk-Captain."

       "Very good. Be vigilant-and wakeful."

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       a

        Sally Krater hitched her feet up, pivoting about the liftpoint at her
solar plexus, where the takoup reel whined and throbbed. After the soles of
her moccasins broke through the leaf veils of the lower canopy, she slipped
the clutch on the winding mechanism. The pull against her chest halted
abruptly, but her mass continued to rise in a flattened arc. With Beanstalk's
reduced gravity, she slowly topped out, pitched forward to the length of her
remaining line, and fell gently back through the leaves, swinging on the
grapple anchored above her.

        Krater suddenly realized that her back could be shattered against any
heavy tree limb coming up behind her. She immediately dragged with her heels
through the leaves, trying to kill her momentum. At this level, the greenery
was dense but not cloying. The leaves were flat and veined, each about the
size of her open hand. They clustered in billows around her, supported on
springy whips that were either tiny branches or vines-she couldn't yet say
which. As Krater swung, her head, arms,
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        and legs batted through masses of these leaves, stinging where her
skin was exposed but not otherwise hurting her. When she looked down between
her feet she could see random patches of brown ground. At the end of her last
rising swing, she glimpsed in one of these patches two pale dots that might be
Cuillerand Gambiel, far below and looking up.

        Once her momentum was stopped and she hung straight down, she began to
reel in slowly, rising meter by meter through the canopy. Within five meters
she had reached the grapple, which had fallen across the first stout branch
she had seen-up in what she wanted to call the canopy's mid-level. She twisted
slowly on her monofilament, conscious that the invisible strand ran just
centimeters from her face. Any sudden motion, she realised, might clip her
nose or an ear. She wondered how close she had come to cutting her own head
off when she topped out and pitched after that first upward rush.

        Krater's thighpockets held a rescue kit, and from it she took a packet
of fluorescent dye, suitable for marking a water landing. She broke it open
and ran the exposed sponge lightly up and down the line, until it became a
bright purple steak before her, like an etching laser flashing through smoke.
With the remaining dye she reached up and soaked the line spindled in the
grapple's socket, then the slack taken up on the reel at her chest. She made a
mental note to suggest this to Gambiel, when they got together again.

        As she hung there, her mass started to spin lazily, and she put a hand
against the branch above her to stop it. The sudden pressure dislodged
something up there, and a stream of liquid cascaded down. It splashed off her
shoulder and struck a bunch of leaves below and off to her left. She carefully
tasted the drops clinging to her uniform: water, sweet and cool.

       From her other pocket, she took out her field kit. It

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        popped open and she keyed up the gas chromatograph and amino acid
analyser. The only samples within reach were that water and the leaves around
her. Although she had no immediate plans to eat the leaves themselves, they
would provide a clue to the nature of indigenous life on Beanstalk. The flora
would reflect any general tendency toward toxins, heavy metals, or
wrong-handedmolecules. Balancing the kit on her raised knee, she tore a nearby
leaf into bits and pressed them against the first sensor mesh. She dabbed a
few of the drops that remained on her shoulder into the second mesh.

        Something moved. Out of the tail of her eye, off to the right, she
detected a pattern shift. From her undergraduate biology, Krater knew that
human peripheral vision worked best at perceiving motion-a relic of primate
development, both as hunter and prey. So, if she could sense something moving,
it was moving.

        "Just the wind," she whispered to herself. And yet she knew that the
motion had been localised. If it had been wind, the whole canopy would be
surging around her now.
        She turned her head slowly, swinging her nose centimeter by centimeter
to the right. She did not dart with her eyes, but shifted them only in slow
blinks. But before she could begin facing the whatever-it-was, the radio
strapped at her wrist crackled.

        "Sally, are you all right?" in Cuiller's voice. The leaves off her
right shoulder swirled with movement, as the something there darted quickly,
but whether lunging or withdrawing, she couldn't tell.

        Krater had no time to fool with the hand-laser attached at her belt
but instead slapped the release on her cable reel. She dropped three meters in
nearfreefall. On the way, she bobbled and almost lost the field kit. Finally
she caught it, snapped it closed, and slipped it back in her pocket. The kit
would digest the vegetable sample and report later.        240 Manikina7s V

        "I'm fine," she called into the radio, although her voice was shaky.

        "You shouldn'tjust head offline that, Sally," Cuiller said. His tone
was masked by the tinny quality of the transmission.

       "I wanted some samples."

       "WelL next time, ask first. Please?"

       "Yes, sir. I'd like to come down now-with your permission.

       "Do so."

        She toggled the reel to unwind. In a few seconds her feet broke
through the lowest layer of leaves into clear air.

        The canopy above her did tremble then, like a breeze fluttering its
lower edges. But Krater could swear that no wind had stirred since she climbed
up there. She stared into the overgrowth, looking for anything that might be
poking through and . . . reaching for her.

       Nothing.

        To rest her eyes, she looked away to the middle distance. From where
she hung, about three meters below the canopy proper, the spaced tree trunks
were just beginning to branch out into the flying buttresses and arching
vaults that supported the greenery. The view was almost what a medieval mason
might have seen, working in a sling up near a cathedral's ceiling and looking
outbetween the stone pillars. Except these pillars were green and alive-and
all were suddenly swaying.

        Expecting to see the ripples of an earthquake, she looked down at the
forest floor, scanning the barren ground there. That was when she saw the
iceberg, moving off to one side.

       "Captain . . ." She kept her eyes on the shape.

       "Right here, Sally."
         "Can you see me?"

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         "I do. You're just below where you went up, aren't you?"

        "Yeah, still on the same grapple point. Now, do you see my arm?" She
pointed it at the white object. "Follow that line and tell me what you see."

         "Trees and deepening gloom. What doyou see?"

         "A white shape. And it's moving."

        'dared!" It was Gambiel, on another radio channel. "I can see it, too,
from here." Had the weapons officer also wandered away from the commander?
Krater wondered.

         "Then you're closer, Daff," from Cuiller.

         "Sally? How big would you say it is?" from GambieL

        "I don't know. It's about . . . oh, six or seven trees off. Say a
hundred and fifty meters over the ground. But it seems to be . . . squeezing
between the trunks. That would make the thing more than twenty-five meters
wide, wouldn't it? And I'd guess it's at least five or six times that long-but
I can't see all of the creature."

         "Can you see its head?" Daffasked.

         "No. And I won't swear that items one."

         "Not important," Gambiel said. "I know what it is anyway."

         "Bandersnatch?" from Cuiller.

         "Yes, Captain. You've seen them before?"

         "Once, onJinx. They're intelligent-and harmless."

         "Right. Sally? Which way is it moving? I can't tell from down here."

         "Back the way we came, looks like," she said. "Roughly parallel to our
path."

        "I'll callJook," Cuiller said. "Alert him, so he doesn't do anything
rash if it shows up at the ship. And Sally, why don't you come down andjoin us
now?"

         "Aye, Captain." She paid out line and dropped toward the forest
floor.

         Her feet touched the ground near where Cuiller was
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        standing, finishing his call back to the ship. Gambiel walked up a
moment later. She showed him the dye on the line and explained her reasoning.
He nodded thoughtfully.
        "But how do I recover the grapple?" she asked, looking up into the
trees. "We can't afford to lose one each time one of us goes up and comes
down."

        The weapons tech reached over to her harness, locked the takeup reel,
and thumbed the cover off a protected red stud on the control panel. He pushed
it-unconsciously shoving her backward with his latent strength. "Step back and
bend your knees," he said.

        She did so, and a moment later something fell out of the canopy. When
it hit the ground, she recognised her grapple, with the barbs folded in.
        "Radio-controlled unlocking device," Gambiel said. "Don't use it while
you're hanging around.... Well, reel it in."

         Krater started the winder motor.

         "Slowly!" Gambiel ordered. "Or you'll catch that thing right in the
tits."

        She slowed the winding and watched the folded grapple tumble and walk
across the scoured dirt toward her. When it was a meter out, she braked the
reel, picked up the grapple, and tucked it into her belt loop.

         "Now what?" she asked.

        "Now, we go on," Cuiller replied, pointing the way toward their
objective, the calculated position of the deep radar's return image.

        HughJook was wedged under-or now over, rather -the forward control
yoke. He was bent around the station-keeping stirrups, stretching as far as he
could go with one leg immobilised by the bubble cast. In one hand Jook held a
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        banded and tagged with alphanumerics to show what each circuit was
supposed to do. In the other hand was a socket-puller. He was poking into the
guts of the overturned weapons pod, hoping to get enough response from it for
the ship's computer to run a diagnostic. Then it would be thumbs up or thumbs
down: reconnect and rebrace the unit, or bleed away its residual charge, cut
it apart with a hand-laser, and dump it out on the ground.

        With his head inside the access panels, he never saw the Bandersnatch
approach Call2sto, even though the main window stripe was right behind his ear
and oriented up toward the trees. His first sign of trouble was the lurch the
ship took as the white beast nuzzled it.

         "Yo!" he sang out and straightened up.

        The exposed hull scritched and squeaked under the impact of the
Bandersnatch's sensory bristles. Jook looked out into a squash of thick white
tubules, like a pot's view of a scrub brush at work. Although nothing there
looked like an eye, he had the uncanny feeling the giant was peering in at
him.

        "Leave it alone, and it will leave you alone," Cuiller had told him,
when the ground party had called in their sighting of a Bandersnatch. "Nothing
on its body is small enough, or delicate enough, to be harmed by our
short-range weapons. And there's nothing much it can do to the ship, even if
it sits on the hull."
        "Right," Jook had agreed over the radio and dismissed the threat.
Besides, Bandersnatchi were known to be harmless-and quite intelligent.

        But now, with the mass of pallid flesh pushing against the side of
Call?sto, he wasn't so sure.

        Jook   unbent himself, steadied with his hands against the jostling that
the hull was   taking, and tried to reach the panels of the control yoke. He had
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         survive the scatter from Callisto's ion drive when he departed the
scene.

        A couple of times he got his fingers up on the buttons for the engine
initiation sequence. But each time he tried to key it, the ship lurched and
his hand slipped. Then it didn't matter, because the natural light coming
through the window faded entirely. The Bandersnatch was riding up over the
ship. It was too late to break away, even at full thrust.

         Jook's ears popped.

        That had to be a pressure variation, but he hadn't keyed any changes
in the atmospheric specs. He looked around. The main hatch, above him and now
thirty-five degrees off local vertical with the hull's current orientation,
had worked open-falling inward. The hatch panel was fabricated of
aligned-crystal vanadium steel. It was set in a vanadium-steel rim and keyed
into the standardised opening in their General Products hull by ripping it
both inside and out. Short of a patch of GP monomolecule itself, the hatch was
the strongest possible seal that human technology could devise. And yet the
Bandersnatch had punched it out like a baby poking his thumb through a
piecrust.

        Ripples of the Bandersnatch's white underside ballooned into the
opening. At first Jook thought it was just normal pressure expansion, the
weight of the animal forcing its underside into a new cavity as the
Bandersnatch settled its mass over the ship. But as he watched, the volume of
white flesh inside the hatch grew. It began lapping around the cross bracing
for the portside inertial thrusters and weapons pods. As the flesh made
contact there, the Bandersnatch's belly vibrated and the metal began to
scream.

        It also began to dissolve. Big, fuming drops of fluid wept from the
point of contact and fell into the bilges. Wherever they touched, except on
the hull material itself, that spot also started smoking and dissolving.

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        Jook moved. He climbed along struts and down handholds, swinging his
stiffened leg over obstacles and bashing it twice. The pain didn't slow him
down. He made it past the waist, where his nominal dub station was, and kept
on going, around the hyperdrive engine. In the rear, about as far forward from
the tail as the main hatch was back from the bow, the hull had another
opening. This one was smaller and fitted with an airlock. He thought briefly
about hiding inside the lock, but he remembered it was constructed of the same
vanadium steel that had failed in the main hatch. No, his only option was to
climb through while that end of the ship was still uncovered by the creature's
bulk, get to the ground before the Bandersnatch noticed him, and run like
hell, or as fast as his bad leg permitted.

        To lower himselffrom the lock entrance, HughJook pulled on a climbing
harness and gathered up the grapple, launcher, line cassettes, and gas
cartridges. Almost as an afterthought, he broke out a laser rifle and a
personal radio.

        While dry-locking through, he punched up the radio and whispered into
it.

       "Captain. . . !"

       Nothing, not even static.

       'dared!"

       Still nothing.

        Of course-inside the lock even the strongest signal would be blocked.
He'd have to wait until he was outside and clear before calling the ground
party.

        The outer hatch opened, and Jook was looking up into a billowing wall
of rough, white flesh. There was no time to set the grapple or pay out line.
He levered himself up on the hatch coaming, scrambled over the ceramic hull
surface trailing down toward the tail, got his good leg lowermost to take up
his impact with the ground, and dropped.        Manikins V

        He fell over on his bad leg and cried out-then looked up to see if the
Bandersnatch was interested in falling on top of him.

        It wasn't. Instead, it rolled back and forth over the hull, driving
the bow down and bending out of plumb the trees that had wedged it right and
left. The Bandersnatch worked its rasp deeper and deeper into the main hatch,
andJook could faintly hear the screech of breaking metal inside.

        Still, he didn't trust the white beast's absorption in its task. As
soon as his breath was back, Jook picked himself up and hobbled into the next
pentagonal clearing. There he set the line cassette in his grapple, loaded the
gun, and fired up into the trees. After the few seconds it took to anchor and
set the grapple, he was soaring up into the green vault.

        "I can now give you more detailed information, sir, on the hardsight
contacts."

        "Good, uff, Navigator. Uff. Continue."

        Nyawk-Captain ran full out, stretching his long muscles. At full
extension, his forward-reaching claws just grazed the rack that held the
brainbox of their long-range starfixer; his hind claws ticked against the
panels of the weapons locker. He was exercising in a variable gravity field
that could be rippled to simulate ground passing under his pads. At present,
the field was going under him at twice his own body length every second. He
had to stretch to keep up-or be shoved back into the locker.

         "We are definitely seeing two contacts, not one with a reflection,"
Navigator said. "The brighter return is the smaller-an absolute return of all
radiation. That would indicate an infinite density, which I cringe to propose
to you."
"How big is this infinitely dense source?"
           "Small, Nyawk-Gaptain. No bigger than a kzin's torso."

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           "And it orbits a star-is it dead star matter itself?"

        "No, sir. It does orbit a star, but on a planet. I now have a layered
return shadowing this planet's lithosphere and iron core. The object is on the
surface, or near to it. The second contact-"

        Nyawk-Captain growled him to silence. He then reached out in his
stride and killed the gravity field, ending his run on a single, four-footed
pounce into the middle of the exercise area. The cabin steamed with the heat
of his exertions-but neither of his crew members would dare complain.

        Navigator held the thought and obeyed silence while his captain
stretched in place and considered the implications ofthat hard return.

        Infinite density. Small volume. But not enough mass to push the object
deep into the planet's gravity well. Those observations could lead to only one
conclusion: a Thrintun storage container, protected by its own time-warping
field.

        Honor and glory, a full name and heirs, the personal friendship of the
Rrit, all would go to the discoverer of such a box. The artifacts concealed in
those few that the kzinti had found in the past often yielded good weapons -or
the clues to improving their own armaments.

        Navigator and Weaponsmaster would be having similar thoughts,
Nyawk-Captain realised. It was time to distract them.

           "Continue," he grunted.

        "The second contact is bigger, but not as dense. It presents a volume
suitable for a ship's hull-a small one, but still capable of supporting a
crew, drive systems, and weapons. I hypothesise it is a Leaf-Eaters' hull,
such as they make as gifts to the humans."

           "Is it near the other object?"

           "Almost on top of it."

        Nyawk-Captain casually ran a foreclaw into his mouth, probing the gaps
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           habit his father would not approve of, but it relieved stress while he
thought.

           "Shall we alter course, sir?" Navigator prompted.
       Nyawk-Captain growled him into silence.

        The Last Fleet followed Cat's Paw with a lag of ten days and a leeway
oftwo days. Those two days were calculated to allow Cat's Paw to make minor
course corrections, take evasive action, and conduct a brief survey of
Margrave's defensive positions before Nyawk-Captain began his attack run
against the system. The ten days would allow the human forces time to reach
their maximum dispersal, following the nearsimultaneous attacks by Paw and the
other outriders, before the fleet struck behind him.

        Timing was everything-but Nyawk-Captain knew he operated within a
window of opportunity, not under split-second coordination.... And what an
opportunity was now presenting itself

        He could, of course, contact the Last Fleet and request a delay in the
planned attack. He would ask for enough time to allow him to alter course,
stop, and retrieve the Thrintun box. A few days at most. But then,
Nyawk-Captain would be honor-bound to explain his reasons to Lehruff, who was
the commanding admiral. And Lehruffwould want to share in the discovery.

        Of course, if he could move in and get out quickly enough,
Nyawk-Captain might retrieve the box and still make his rendezvous with
Margrave well ahead of the fleet. All honor and glory would then come to him
alone, when he eventually produced the Thrintun artifacts. His two crew
members, being subordinates and inferiors in rank, would defer to him on the
discovery. He might even share with them for form's sake-a sixteenth of the
value for each would be a graceful gesture.

        Of course, if Nyawk-Captain contacted Lehruff, he would also have to
report the General Products hull

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        that lay in close proximity. It was one hull only and not a large one;
such a vessel had low probability of preceding and leading a massive attack by
the Leaf-Eaters and their human puppets. Yet that was how Lehruff might read
it. He would then want confirmations. Analyses. Councils of war. He might even
send other ships to investigate the contact. Reason for delay. And an excuse
to take the prize from Cat's Paw.

        More likely that hull belonged to a lone prospector. Some renegade
Leaf-Eater or human looking for wealth, mineral or otherwise, far beyond human
Space. And finding it. Nyawk-Captain had to allow for the possibility of a
fight. But it would be a short one. It would be over and Cat's Paw would be
away in less than two days- their established margin for error and
reconnaissance.

       He would chance it.

        "Alter course, Navigator.... Let us investigate this Leaf-Eater's hull
which stands between us and victory."

       Cared!"

        Cuiller raised the radio to his mouth without even breaking stride.
"Right here, Hugh."

       "It's eating the ship." The voice was so faint and breathy that
Cuiller thought he must have missed part ofthe transmission.

       "Say again, please."

        "The Bandersnatch is eating our ship."Jook's words were louder and
more distinct that time. Still crazy, though.

        "Wait one, Hugh," the commander said. He turned to his weapons
officer. "You hear that?"

        Gambiel shook his head. "Heard it, but I don't believe it."

        "How would a Bandersnatch eat the hull?" Krater asked.

        "it's got a rudimentary mouth scoop," the Jinxian answered, "with a
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        tongue. It can secrete digestive juices, too. But I don't know why it
would want to."

       "Eat a General Products hull?" Krater repeated.

       "Not possible," Gambiel ruled.
        "All right, stand to," Cuiller ordered. "Ah, Hugh," into the radio.
"We're coming back now. Take care of yourself and . . . don't disturb the
Bandersnatch, whatever it does."

       "Not on your life, Captain."

        "Let's go," Cuiller told his party. "And at the first sight of one of
them-get up into the trees."

        They nodded and turned back on their trail. Without a word passing,
they all broke into ajog.

        As they went by the patch of young undergrowth with the fallen trunk
in the middle, Cuiller began to understand it better. The "groundskeepers"
were Bandersnatchi, which fed by cruising between the trees and scooping in
whatever vegetable and animal matter fell from the canopy. They were
intelligent enough to understand the ecology that supported their existence.
They would be wary of a dead tree and leave space for a new to grow and
continue the life of the forest. From that perspective, a Bandersnatch might
attack the ship as a threat to the ecology-or even, marginally, in retaliation
for any damage Call?sto had done when it tried to land in the branches and
fell through.

        But Bandersnatchi were not known for immediate aggression. Rather,
they had often exhibited heroic patience, dying in large numbers at the hands
of less perceptive sentients before they would make their hurts known. On some
planets they had even agreed to be hunted for human sport, accepting a
calculated loss for the stimulation of the chase.

        On the other hand, Bandersnatchi were a living relic of Slaver times,
with germ plasm too massive to mutate and needs too simple to allow their race
to die out totally. As possibly the galaxy's oldest living intelligent

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        species, they could well have purposes and prejudices wholly unknown
to humans. Defense of territory might be one of their hidden prerogatives.

        But still, an aggressive and vengeful Bandersnatch just did not fit
the profile.

        Yet the evidence which confronted them when they arrived at the
landing site could not be talked away. CalEsto lay fully against the ground,
with two broken trees squashed under her bow. The ceramic outer coating was
scuffed and abraded in long swathes and ragged patches. The paired metal horns
at her tail, which had been fitted for external weapons and the ion drive,
were now broken offend scattered in pieces over the forest floor. Every hatch
cover and through-hull fitting had been knocked out.

        Cuiller walked up to the main hatchway and stuck his head through. The
smell was overpowering: a mixture of acids and ketones, spoiled plastics,
burned metals, and what he could only describe as elephant vomit. Holding his
breath against it, his eyes watering, he looked down the length of the
interior, seeing with the light that came though the masked windows and the
newly worn places. He looked for as long as he could, before the fumes drove
him back. The hull was nearly cleaned out. A network of optical-quality glass
fibers, apparently indigestible, had been dis carded in one corner like a
salt-encrusted fishnet. A few curling panels of fiberglass cloth, with the
resins leached out, were all that remained from the sleeping cocoons. The
hyperdrive engine, thruster pods, weapons pods, struts and bracing had
completely disappeared-unless the sludge of reeking green bile that ran the
length of the bottom curve were their only remains.

       The General Products hull, of course, was not even scratched.

        Cuiller beat his fist against it, just once, for no good reason.
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       "Where's Hugh?" Krater asked.

       They looked around. Cuiller actually hoped they wouldn't-

        "Up here!" the navigator called from a distance and dropped slowly out
of the canopy, suspended in his climbing rig. His toes touched the ground and,
favoring his stiffkg, he retrieved the grapple.

       "Where did the Bandersnatch go?" Cuiller asked.

        "South." Jook pushed a thumb over his shoulder. "Right after lunch."

        "What did you manage to save from-all this?" The commander waved his
hand around at the hull.

       "Myself. Arifle. This harness."

       "Any food? Water?" Gambiel asked.

       "No time."

        "Why didn't you lift?" Cuiller asked. "As we agreed you would."

        "Again, no time. The thing was up on the hull before I even saw it. It
had punched out the hatch and was chowing down on the infrastructure before I
could get to the controls. Too late then."

       "You should have been watching for it. We called to warn you."

        "I was trying to repair the weapons module. And anyway, we both agreed
Bandersnatchi wouldn't harm the ship. What did you expect me to do?"

       "All right. Conceded, we were both wrong."

       "Can we salvage anything?" Gambiel asked.

        "See for yourself," Cuiller gestured at the ship. "Take shallow
breaths."

        "We're marooned, aren't we?" Krater asked as the Jioxian moved toward
the hull.

        "Yes. It's almost as if the Bandersnatch wanted to make sure we
couldn't leave," Cuiller said. "And we never did get off a position report. So
no one will be coming for us, either."

        "I don't . . ." Krater looked suddenly pale. "I mean, I

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        didn't-" She turned away and stood looking up into the trees.

        "Not your fault, Sally," the commander offered, but it sounded weak
even in his own ears.

        Cuiller went over to the abandoned cowling of the ion drive and
started to sit down. He stopped and checked the surface for corrosive liquids.
Finding none, he slumped on the bent metal.

        "You've been up there, Sally," he said quietly, waving at the
treetops. "What do you deduce from your observations?"

        "Oh! I took some samples." She turned around and slipped the field kit
out of her pocket. She opened it and keyed in a series of queries. The device
beeped at her.

        Jook drifted closer to listen. Soon he was sitting on the other side
ofthe cowl, but with his back to Cuiller, looking away into the forest. His
posture suggested depression and a sense of rejection by his companions. He'd
snap out ofit, Cuillerdecided.

        "There's water up there," Krater reported, "and the kit says nothing
in it will harm us. The leaves-all that I got to test, so far-aren't
poisonous, but they're no more nutritious than any other wad of cellulose and
chlorophyll. There may be game up in the branches. At least, something played
peekaboo with me up there. Whether it's edible, or would find us so, I can't
tell. But the native ecology seems to be generally nonpoisonous. Bandersnatchi
like it."
        "So we won't die of thirst," Cuiller summed up for her. "And we can
hunt for long as the charges on our rifles hold out."

       "That's about it," she agreed.

        Gambiel had come back from the ship. Cuiller noticed that when he
joined their group he stood, not beside Krater, but across from her.
TheJinxian glanced at her only occasionally while she reported, and he spent
most of his time looking over her shoulder, scanning the forest on
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        the far side of the hull. When Cuiller thought of it,Jook's chosen
position-sitting behind and facing away from his commanding officer-was not a
sign of psychological separationafter all. He was watching Cuiller'sback.

        Before, when the three ofthem had gone offinto the trees, Cuiller and
his crew had walked separately. They had raced off to look at sights that
interested them, leapt freely up into the canopy, and generally acted like a
cadet class on leave. Now they were more wary. That was good. It might save
their lives-for as long as they might have on Beanstalk. It was time, right
now, to give them some purpose.

        "Daff, see what you can make from all the metal lying around out here.
Cups or basins would be nice. A jar or canteen would be even better. But think
twice before you do any cutting or pounding. Don't attract visitors."

       "Aye, Captain."

        "Sally, take a rifle and get up into the trees again. See if you can
bring down one of your 'peekaboo' critters. They might be intelligent and in
communication with the Bandersnatchi down here-"

       "I don't really think-"

       "But if one of them holds still long enough, shoot it. "

       "Captain, we don't need to worry about hunting for food just yet."

        "Noted. But I want you to test the indigenous fauna before we eat up
all our pocket rations. Anything you see like fruit or green shoots, collect
them, too."

       "Yes, sir."

       She turned away and readied her grapnel launcher.

       "You have any assignments for me?" Jook asked.

       "Ifyour leg is solid enough-"

       "I might mention that our situation is hopeless, Captain."
         "So?"

         "Our lon~-term prospects are terrible. We are all alone

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        on a planet that's never been charted, let alone visited by other
humans. No one knows where we are-or probably much cares, because our mission
had such a low priority to begin with. We are on the marches of kzinti
territory-technically unclaimed but not likely to be unknown to them. We've
got Bandersnatchi prowling around here, and suddenly tiny don't like us,
either. The best we can hope for is mere survival, but not much more. And,
unless I miss my guess, even that's a long shot unless we find some kind of
vitamin supplements. We won't last more than a couple of months hunting the
local game in the treetops. So why should we do anything but give up, lie
down, and die?"

         "Because I said so," Cuiller said grimly. "And I'm still m command."

        Jook straightened up. "Oh, well then, that's different. What do you
want me to do?"

        "Follow Sally when she goes up. Take station behind her, and anything
that tries to kill her-you kill it first."

        "Easy enough." The Wunderlander stood up, kneaded the bubble cast for
a moment, and readied his rig. "What are you going to do,Jared?"

         "Get some exercise by kicking myself for landing us in this mess."

         "Fair enough."

        An hour later, Gambiel called the commander over to sort out a
collection of gear he had recovered from the ground around the ship and from a
few protected corners inside the hull. The weapons officer had already
arranged his catch by classification.

        In addition to various pieces of bent metal, he had found three
battery packs for the lasers; a bucketful of damaged circuit chips that might
be reworked into some kind of transmitter, given time and enough optic finer;
and half of the autodoc. What remained of the latter provided them with some
unlabeled vials that might be painkillers, antibacterials, growth hormone,
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        or vitamin supplements. The tags were all electronic, for use by the
expert system that ran the 'doe. It didn't need to know English equivalents.

         "So, that's our inventory," Gambiel said at last, corralling the glass
vials.

        Cuiller told him to hang on to them. Maybe Krater, with her background
in biology, could tell the vials apart by smell or taste or something. He
supposed she also knew enough basic anatomy to deal with sprains-like
continued attention toJook's knee-and other manual medical techniques. lfnot,
Cuiller had alittle knowledge of f test aid and could make do with bandage and
splits in a pinch.

         Gambiel had found nothing of the 'cycled. So they had only the food in
their pockets, unless Krater's hunt was successful,, or they figured out a way
to bring down an adult Bandersnatch, or found a clutch of fresh buds.

        "You want to try making a fire with that laser?" Cuiller asked.

        "Burning what?"

        "How much of a wedge do you think you could cut out of one of these
trunks without knocking it down?"

        "That's green, sappy wood . . . give off a lot of smoke."

        "We can stand it. None of us is going to smell too good in a day or
two."

        "I was thinking of our white friends. They might be sensitive to fire
under the canopy."

        "You're right. I-"
        The sound was on them before they could hear it: the rippling crackle
of tortured atmosphere parting before a heavy body traveling faster than air
molecules knew how to move. What they consciously heard was the Hap of a sonic
boom-the air moving back in the wake of whatever had snapped it apart-followed
by , echoes of that first, searing push against the 3 atmosphere.

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        Cuiller looked up, expecting to see a contrail in the sky and finding
only the green gloom of the canopy above them.

       "That was a ship," Gambiel said. "In a hurry, too."

       "Of course. Have any idea what kind?"

        "I didn't hear any reaction thrusters. They could be on gravity
polarisers."

        "And this close to the Patriarchy's back door . . . Can kzinti detect
a General Products hull at long range?"

        "The same way we go about finding a stasis-box," Gambiel said. "Keep
probing with deep radar and study the return images. Our hull comes up
cloudier than a Slaver box, but still defined."

       "Ouch! Let's get up into the trees."

       "What about these?" Gambiel pointed to the hoarded supplies.

        "You take the batteries and medicines. I'll take the circuit chips.
Leave the scraps-no one's going to eat them."

       TheJinxian began f fling his pockets.

       "Captain, what was that?"Jook called on the radio.

        "Company. Daffand I are coming up to join you. Stay put and-until we
know more-stay off the radio."

        In reply, Jook keyed the transmit twice. Two low bursts of static that
could be read as "Aye-aye."

       Cuiller nodded silently atJook's quick and tactful thinking.

        "The kzinti won't be out of their ionization envelope yet," Gambiel
observed. "They can't hear our radio transmissions yet."

        "StilK . ." Cuiller took out his grapple and launcher, hooked up a
line cassette, and took aim overhead. "When we get up there, Daff, go as high
as you can. You're our best at identifying kzinti ships by their silhouette.
See if you can spot and evaluate the newcomers."        258 Man-Kzin Ways V
       "Do my best."

        They fired their grapples and swung up through the leaves. As soon as
Gambiel was stabilised on a limb near his grapple, he released it, aimed
higher, shot, and slithered away after it. Cuiller surveyed the local jungle.
Radio would carry to the kzinti, but not voice.

       "Hugh! . . . Sally!" he shouted.

        Cuiller looked around, parting clusters of flat leaves to stare into
the next meter-wide pocket of air. He called again, stepped over to another
branch, recovered and reshot his grapple, and swung on a short arc toward
where he thought his navigator and communications officer had gone up.

       "Sally! . . ."

        "Captain, you're scaring the game." It was Krater's voice, but she was
invisible, screened by the foliage.

       "Belay the hunting, we've got visitors."

       "I know. If you keep shouting like that, you'll scare them, too."

       "Well, just hang on, because-"

        "Heads up, everybody! Coming through!" Small and distant, Gambiel's
voice drifted down to them. It was followed immediately by the groan of
branches being forced aside-much like the first passage Callisto had made
through the treetops-accompanied by the sizzle of wet leaves burning. Cuiller
could smell hot iron and dying vegetation.

        The question was, where would the mass of the ship come down? If it
was right over their heads, they'd never have time to get out of its way
before the kzinti ship knocked them loose and crushed them among the
collapsing vines and branches. But if it was coming off to one side or
another, then any step might move them to safety-or take them into the line of
trouble. No way to know . . .

       "Hang on!" Cuiller called out, and braced himself.

       The wall of leaves that defined the edge of his vision

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        bulged inward and then dissolved in a golden tracery of sparks and
incandescent veins. Beneath the fire was the scorching flank of a kzinti
warship. Cuiller thought at first it was red-hot metal-or some ceramic,
equally heated. Then, from the uniform coloring, he guessed the hemispheric
section was simply painted red. It disappeared below before he had a chance to
make up his mind. His one glance left the impression of a globular hull. From
its chord, it seemed small. He guessed it was only fifteen or twenty meters in
diameter. Then the gap in the trees closed on a blackened twist of branch and
a fume of smoke.

        Cuiller reset his grapple and lowered himself into the feathery bottom
layer of the canopy to watch the kzinti ship land. From the whirr of winding
motors that came to him through the leaves, he knew the rest of his crew had
the same idea.

        At this close range, the Leaf-Eaters' special hull showed clearly on a
radar scanner working at normal intensities. The spindle gleamed and sparkled
under the weakly graded return of the foliage layer covering the planet that
Navigator said was chart reference KZ-5- 1010. Nyawk-Captain made an estimate
of the hull's size-more than 200 cubits in length-and, from this, confirmed
the vessel type with Weaponsmaster.

        Nyawk-Captain piloted an entry through the green layer, sliding among
the interlaced branches and through the nets of vine. He counted on the
residual heatin Pang's hull to burn through, where the gravity polariser could
notbreak through, the entangling vegetation.

        He wanted to place his ship at visual inspection distance from the
strange hull. Among these closely spaced tree trunks, that meant landing
practically on top of it-too near for evasive maneuvers. Cat's Paw went down
with every weapon fully charged, ready, and aimed. Yet his greatest weapon
against the        260 Man KiinWa7s V

        Leaf-Eater hulls, Nyawk-Captain knew, would be the gravity polariser
itself. At the first sign of hostility, he would use an acceleration forty
times the pull of the kzinti homeworld to stomp anything inside that ship into
paste.

        When the last branches between him and the enemy ship had burned away,
Nyawk-Captain focused his optics. The first thing his eyes registered were
holes in the hull material. Then scrapings on its surface and the litter of
metal pieces all around it. Finally, the trees that bent under its weight and
the odd angle at which it lay among them. All ofthis, plus the total lack of
reaction to his coming, gave Nyawk-Captain pause.

        It was a dead ship, certainly. But how recently dead? And had its crew
died in the accident that made it dead?
        Given the Patriarchy's reports on the indestructibility of the
Leaf-Eater hulls, this vessel might have been killed many years and
light-years from this spot, could have drifted over the distance of time and
space and entered the planet's atmosphere as unguided as a meteor, crashing
among these trees. But then, Nyawk-Captain would expect some kind of cratering
around the ship and more damage to the surrounding forest.

        It might also have landed here long ago, and then the crew had
suffered some accident. The ship would have deteriorated-all but the
indestructible hull- under the force of time. But how would this version
account for the trees crushed under the bows?

        No, to tell the full story, he needed a personal reconnaissance of the
derelict.

        "Navigator, break out full body armor for both of us," he ordered.
"Weaponsmaster, you stay at post. Destroy any danger that may approach. We
will neutralise this threat-if any threat remains here- before going on to
take our prize." The two crew members growled assent and went about their
tasks.

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        Body armor came in a single articulated piece, like a hinged kzinti
skin. It fitted solidly across the back, double-folded at the sides, and
clasped with a tight seam up the belly. It was not designed as an environment
suit, however, and covered only the backs and outer periphery of the arms, the
fronts and sides of the legs. The attack surfaces. By rolling into a fetal
crouch, a kzin wearing this armor could make hunselfpractically invulnerable.
The substructure was hardened steel, the surface an ablative material that
would shed a ballistic slug or energy beam with equal facility. Of course, in
that curled position, it could still be blown apart by explosives or melted
with sufficient heat. But what kzin would crouch and wait that long, when he
could fight?

        Powered joints and solenoid-driven claws-connected to the kzin's own
muscles with feedback pads- increased the wearer's strength and speed
fivefold. The helmet's visor was fitted with devices that increased the senses
of sight, hearing, and smell; offered an air mask to protect against poison
gases, dusts and pollens; and connected the wearer with his companions through
laser and electromagnetic telemetry and communications.

        The body armor offered wonderful enhancements for   a warrior-at the
cost of two disadvantages. Donning it, inside the cramped   spaces of a Scream
of Vengeance-class interceptor, required the skills of an   acrobat. Maneuvering
it into and through the ship's tmy airlock required those   same acrobatics
combined with insufferable patience.

        But, once he got his head into the open air, NyawkCaptain hardly
needed the helmet's filter enhancements to answer his earlier questions. His
head swam with the scent of a dozen different long-chain polymers, dissolved
nto organic soup. He knocked the filters' sensitivity back three notches and
took shallow breaths.

        While Navigator finished his contortions and cycled       262 Man
Knin Wars V

        the lock, Nyawk-Captain approached the abandoned hulk. His eyes
quickly adjusted to the forest gloom and began noting details: the position of
various metal pieces, the indentations they left in the ground, other
impressions. As he moved toward the hull, another complex scent came up,
fainter than the scream of broken plastics. Dirt, sweat, pheromones....

        Humans! The ship had come here under a human crew. But Nyawk-Captain
could smell no blood. So whatever had become of them, the crew had clearly
survived the crash. He bent toward one ofthe marks in the ground and sniffed
it. The odors clung to it, a human footprint.

        Employing the suit's visual enhancers, NyawkCaptain traced others of
these marks. All of them had a certain formal similarity, just as all kzinti
paws were made to the same design. But there were variations in the size and
depth of the impressions. He counted four separate sets of these prints,
matching them with their right and left curves.

       "What do you-?" Navigator began as he came up.

       "Stay back!" Nyawk-Captain waved him away.

        Placing his own pads carefully, he walked in circles, tracking each
pair of prints. They moved back and forth over the crash site, now pausing and
sinking fractionally into the hardened forest floor, now skimming and scuffing
lightly over the dirt. Eventually, however, each track ended abruptly-a
digging in with the toes, and then gone. Nyawk-Captain looked up, up, into the
treetops. He knew little enough about human physiology, but he could guess
that not even the sons of Hanuman could make such a leap. But where else,
then, would they be?

       "This is an empty hole, My Captain," Navigator observed.

       "But not too long empty. I can still smell them."

       "Yes, but what of it? This ship-the only hard

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        contact in this system-cannot interfere with us. We have nothing to
fear from naked humans, wherever they may have gone. We should immediately
retrieve the Thrintun artifact and then leave here."

        "Well reasoned, Navigator, if not properly expressed for your superior
officer's ears. We still have the question of what could have caused such
damage to this hull."

       "An academic inquiry, at best."

       "Perhaps. Still, we shall-"

        The sound came softly at first, through the aural enhancers.
Nyawk-Captain thought it might be the creep of the forest floor under thermal
stresses. Standing among the lattice pattern of upright trunks, he could not
at first place it. He swiveled his helmet to scan the background.

        "Weapons-!" he tongued the comm switch, then let the call die in his
throat. A gliding white shape, easily three or four times the bulk of his
ship, had loomed behind and settled over Cat's Paw. Its flesh would be
blocking Nyawk-Captain's radio pulse. And besides, Weaponsmaster should
already be aware of his predicament.

       "Best we find cover," he told Navigator.

       "Where?"

        "In here," Nyawk-Captain replied, and sprang toward the nearest
kzin-sized hole in the Leaf-Eater hull.

        They crouched against the inside curve ofthe spindle, gasping in the
waves of resinous vapor that assailed their noses until they could fasten
their masks. At the same time, the Carborundum claws extruding from their
armored feet tried for purchase on the slick surface in an effort to keep them
from slipping into the fuming liquid that sloshed in the bilges. Through a
scar in the alien hull's outer coating, Nyawk-Captain watched the white mass
writhing over his ship. He briefly caught the flash of        264 Main V

        a hard, crystalline edge under the Whitefood's bulk. Something draped
of f that edge.

        Whatever Weaponsmaster decided to do, it were best he acted quickly.
Nyawk-Captain was beginning to understand what processes had eaten away
everything but the hull ofthis human ship.

        Suddenly, the huge pale body trembled, bulged upward-then blossomed
outward in a mist of blood. Bright, red drops of it coalesced on the
transparent surface through which Nyawk-Captain was looking. These were
followed by strings and streamers of red flesh that slid and fell out of the
blood cloud.

        When the dripping and pattering of raw flesh stopped, Nyawk-Captain
and Navigator climbed out of their hiding place. The stench of organic
chemicals had disappeared in the aroma of fresh, warm meat. Navigator swung up
his visor and mask, pulled a gooey strand off the outside of the Leaf-Eater
hull, and sucked it offhis fingers.

       "Delicious!"

        Nyawk-Captain, who had been studying the flank of Cat's Paw which
emerged from the garland of meat and bones, stopped to try his own taste.
After weeks of eating reconstituted meat and artificial proteins, the flavor
was wonderful. Delicate, like g~-g~ caught in mid-spring, so that the first
flush of adrenaline barely touched it. Satisfying, like a haunch of oolerg
that had been fed on grain and then run until the acids of fatigue had fully
flavored the meat. Sweet as . . . It was, Nyawk-Captain decided, whatever
flavor he wanted it to be. That was how the Whitefoods had been engineered to
taste.

        "Enough. We waste time," he told Navigator, then switched to the comm
link. "Weaponsmaster? That was quick-"

       "I abase myself, Nyawk-Captain!"
"Explain."

"In dislodging the Whitefood, I used too much force
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        for proximity to such an inert mass. I have damaged our ship."

        "Catalog the damages."

        "Primary and secondary lifting plates, short-range weapons, long-range
communications, navigational and sensory antennas."

        "Can you effect repairs?"

        "Eventually, if we carry the right spares."

        "Can you defend against another attack by the Whitefoods?"

        "With warning-and I shall guard against their approach-the long-range
weapons should be more than effective."

        "Begin working on the ship, then. Navigator will assist you. Out."

        "And what will you be doing while we repair the ship?" Navigator asked
in a tone that bordered on insolence. "Sir."

        "I will go after the Thrintun box."

        "Yes, the box. That most important box. For which you have jeopardised
our mission and put at risk an ntire kzir~ifleet!"

        Nyawk-Captain felt his armor turning, almost of its own volition, to
face this errant crew member. It was bending to assume a defensive crouch,
conforming to his will almost without conscious command. "Do you have more to
say?" he asked stif By, f ully expecting a shrill scream of challenge.

        "No, Nyawk-Captain."

        "Then understand this. If we are late for the rendezvous, all three of
us will be whistling vacuum-unless we have a suitable peace offering for
Admiral Lehruff. That box is now our life. Do you understand?"

        "Yes, Nyawk-Captain."

        "Good. You should start on your work. The ship must be ready to lift
by the time I return."

         The chastened kzin began the process of climbing in through the
airlock.         266 Mown Wars V

        Nyawk-Captain tongued his comm switch. "Weaponsmaster. Give me bearing
and range to the second hardsight contact."

        "Those systems are currently inoperative, sir."
           "Curse it," Nyawk-Captain said mildly. "Can you rig a hand-held
unit?"

           "I can modify a ranging sight."

           "Do so at once, and pass it through the airlock."

           "Yes, sir, but I cannot guarantee its accuracy within a thousand
cubits."

        "It need only give the container's general direction and a sense of
its prox~m~q. '

           "You will have that, at least, sir."

        While he waited for the new tool, Nyawk-Captain used the suit's dew to
cut fillets from the ring of blasted meat girdling Cat's Paw.

        Watching from his hanging point in the forest canopy, Cuiller almost
cheered when the Bandersnatch slid over the dome of the kzinti ship. And he
blinked back tears of rage mixed with envy when the kzinti weapons blew the
creature apart. There, but for the few milliseconds that had paddedJook's
reaction time, might stand C~isto, ready to fly.

        Cuiller noted that one kzin remained on guard outside the ship, clad
in efficient-looking armor, while the other returned inside on some business.
Then the first retrieved something through the hatch and headed off through
the trees.

        Although Cuiller's sense of direction had suffered somewhat from
remaining suspended in his spider harness, twisting among the branches, for
almost an hour, he had no doubt what heading the kzin was taking. The
Patriarchy possessed its own form of deep radar.

           Time to begin thinking like a soldier, he told himself, instead of a
tourist.

           The first problem was to coordinate his team without

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        radio transmissions or-given that the walking kzin's armor was
probably enhanced-too much shouting. He dropped cautiously down through the
leaf screen into the clear space below the canopy. The whirr of his winder
motor must have signaled the others, for first Krater, then Gambiel and Jook,
also dropped into view.

           "Now what, Boss?"Jook asked conversationally.

           "We're going to keep out of the Big Guy's way, aren't we?" from
Krater.

        "Not if we want to get that stasis-box," Cuiller answered, trying not
to whisper.

           "Get it-and take it where?" Krater asked. "And how?"
       "First things first."

        "What I can't figure," from Gambiel, "is why the Bandersnatchi on this
planet are so hostile. It's not their pattern. And they can't evolve."
        "You're assuming we've seen more than one specimen," Cuiller said.
"The one the kzinti blasted down there may be the same that ate Call?sto,
coming back for dessert. Anyway, that's something to think about later. Right
now, we've got a fully armed and alerted kzin on the loose.... Did anyone see
climbing gear on that body armor?"

        "He doesn't need it," Gambiel replied. "With his power-driven claws,
he can go up one of these tree trunks at a dead run."

       "How much does that suit weigh?" Cuiller asked.

       "Seventy-five kilos."

        "That means kzin and suit together mass almost three hundred kilos."
Cuiller experimentally flexed his knees and pumped his back sharply-and bobbed
like a toy on his almost invisible thread. "He won't have much mobility among
these springy branches and vines, will he?"

        "Then he'd better pick exactly the right tree to climb," Gambiel
agreed.        268 Man Kzin Wars V

        "I have a decision to make," the commander announced. "Do we all
follow Kzin One and try to find the stasis-box ahead of him? Or does some part
of our force stay here, to keep an eye on Kzin Two and the ship? Opinions?"

       "Kzinti Two and Three," Gambiel corrected.

       "I thought this interceptor class was a two-man affair."

        Gambiel shrugged, and started his own bobbing dance. "Someone had to
fight off the Bandersnatch from inside. It wasn't done by automatics. "

        "All right, then it's three kzinti and a ship to divide among four
pairs of eyes," Cuiller noted. "I think we should stay together," Krater said.
"And go for the box."

       "Reasons?"

        "The other two kzinti wouldn't be going anywhere except to follow the
first," she answered. "And the ship is staying put, too."

        "How do you know that?"Jook asked. "The kzinti might know a lot more
about this world than we do. Those two could have a dozen interesting places
to visit and things to do. After all, Beanstalk might be their private hunting
preserve, or something."

        "Then the kzinti would have found the stasis-box long before this,"
Krater countered. "And they wouldn't have let the Bandersnatch surprise them.
Anyway, that explosion damaged their ship."

       "How do you figure?" Cuiller asked.

        "Wouldn't that big a bang have knocked some widgets loose from our
hull? And that kzinti sphere isn't even from General Products."

          "Circumstantial evidence," Jook scoffed.

          "Besides which, from where I was sitting, I saw some pieces hanging
loose."

        "I hate to interrupt this," from Gambiel, softly, "but while we
chatter, Kzin One is getting away."

          "Right," Cuiller said. He made his decision. "We'll all

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        go. Fan out in line abreast, keeping a space of just one tree between
each person. Stay hidden in the lower branches, if you can. And stay ahead
ofthe kzin.

        "We'll follow our original vector. At half a klick out, everyone start
sorting through the branches around your assigned tree grid. The first to find
the stasis box, takes it. If Kzin One interrupts while you're doing that, kill
him-if you can. Any questions?"

          "Why don't we just shoot Kzin One from up here?" Jook asked.

          "That's ablative armor," from Gambiel.

          ``Oh, right."

        At Cuiller's nod, they all wound up on their lines to get a foothold
in the canopy. Alone among the greenery, the commander readied his grapple in
the launcher and fired forward along their path-which was also the kzin's.
Around him he could hear the muffled chu~,putt~ and thus of similar activity.

          Could Kzin One hear it too?

        Swinging through the trees like a goddamn monks! Trying to find the
Slaver box by beating the bushes!

        Angry thoughts swirled in Sally Krater's head as she balanced her feet
on a leaf-cloaked branch and got ready to fire her launcher. She held it
tightly, aiming along the course that she and the others had been following.

        She could hear them around her, moving quietly through the overbrush,
each making no more sound than the wind or any other animal up here. Now and
again, she did hear the prolonged when of a winder as one of them dropped into
the lower layers and peeked out to make sure Kzin One was still on track.

        Everyone was trying to move quietly-exceptJook. With his bad leg and
his natural clumsiness, he bumbled through the leaves, missed his footing on
branches, snagged his line and cursed softly while        270 Mar~Kzi?z Wars v

        freeing it. Not softly enough to remain unheard by his fellow
crewmembers,but maybe softly enough to go unnoticed by the pair of augmented
kzinti ears moving ninety meters below them.

        After a kilometer of travel, Krater knew Cuiller had angled his track
to intersect Gambiel's and assigned the Jinxian to watch Jook's movements and
help him be quiet. Krater herself, veteran of too many biologists' observation
blinds, not to mention an early life in partial gravity, knew she was more
graceful than any of them in this floating greenery.

        But that did not keep the angry questions from buzzing about in her
mind.

        For instance, just how was any of them to know when they'd traveled
the full two and a half kilometers to the Slaver box? Really! Cuiller was
asking them to track accurately through the jungle while swinging around tree
trunks and through shallow arcs, covering anywhere between twenty and fifty
meters with each set of the grapple. In all that confusion, he expected them
to stop within one or two trunks-a deviation of no more than fifty or
seventy-five meters-from a predefined point. It couldn't be done! And that
wasjust one sign of how badly this expedition had gone to hell. Ever sinceJook
had lost the ship . . . !

        Krater angled her launcher at forty-five degrees above the horizon-or
where she thought the horizon might be, much as she was bouncing around inside
a blob of green leaves. She fired.

        Chuff-CLANG!

        The grapple had flown five maybe six meters, stopped dead, and
recoiled. Now she could hear it slithering, falling through the branches, its
monofilament cutting a vertical slice through the jungle before her. She
jigged frantically with her upper body-as much as she could without falling
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        to set, the grapple would fall all the way to the forest floor,
signaling her presence to their clawed and armored shadow below. The
monofilament caught and twanged on a stout branch. Krater could feel by the
tension on the line that the brake had activated. She began winding in,
breathing again.

        What had the grapple hit up there? she wondered. Vine, branch, trunk,
or "peekaboo" body part . . . anything in the projectile's flight path should
have absorbed the point and snagged its tines. Only a rock or-

        Krater wound the grapple up into her hand and reloaded the launcher.
This time she aimed higher and shot.

       Chuff!Flutt~r: THUNK'

        She jerked the brake and began reeling in, walking off her branch,
skimming the vines around the slash her line had made, touching the next
branch with her tiptoes. Soon she was rising almost vertically, walking with
hands and the points of her knees, up the side of the nearest main trunk. When
the angle that the monofilament line made with the bark wall of the trunk
began to shorten, she slowed the winder.

        A woman's face, her own face, stared back at her in a   pool of
distorted greenery. As her head moved or a breeze rippled the   leaves around
her, she saw a flash of bright silver. This reflection of the   floating world
and her own face peered out from a collar of encroaching bark   in the side of
the tree. Like a knot of polished metal buried in the wood.

        She touched the mirror and quickly drew her fingers back. It was
cold-colder than any metal would normally be, in this mild climate. Its
inherent temperature was not low enough to freeze sap in the wood embedding
the knot. Still, it was a chill so deep that the shock felt, to her probing
fingertips, like unexpected heat. She thunked the surface with her knuckles
and listened for any echo of a cavity beneath        272 Man RzinWars V

        the silver skin. No sound came back. So either the object was
solid-more than solid, because she could sense no resonance at all-or its
insides were lodged in another dimension. A dimension turned by several
degrees away from her local reality.

       She had found the stasis-box.

        Now, how to alert the others? Krater wished they'd worked out, in
advance, a series of whistles orbird calls to address this situation. As
mmmun~ of dicer she suddenly realised that should have been her
responsibility. Hmm.... Well, how could she fix it up at thislate date?

        Sally Krater fingered the radio at her wrist. If not for the kzinti,
she might try using that. But if their enemies were monitoring the
electromagnetic spectrum, a radio call would be as damning as a shout. More
directional, too. But perhaps . . . Krater clicked the unit off standby and
tapped her finger lightly against the microphone in a rapid and ancient dance:
dit, dah, dah, dah, pause, dit, dah, pause, dit, dah, dit . . .

        "What is it?" from the speaker, before she could go on. She recognised
Cuiller's voice, low and guarded.

       She brought the microphone to her lips. "Krater. I've found it."

       A pause, then: "Converge on Sally." And that was all.

        Krater held her breath, waiting for an energy bolt to tear through the
foliage below her. None came, but the chef launchers and whirr of winder
motors was closing in from either side.

        Gambiel was the first to appear, from her right, with his weapon at
the ready. He saw the mirror in the tree and slowly strapped the rifle back
over his shoulder. He touched the surface and did not draw back at the chill
"That's it, all right," he said.

        Jook and Cuiller appeared from the left. They, too, examined the alien
artifact.

       "Ifthat thing's a billion years old,"Jook asked, "how

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        did it get up in a tree? It should have been buried under layers of
geological strata, then turned over two or three times by plate tectonics."

        "We've already figured out that this world doesn't have 'em, Hugh,"
Gambiel said. "Plate tectonics, that is."

        "This rainforest ecology must be very old," Krater observed. "As old
as the Bandersnatchi and the other Slaver biota. The Bandersnatchi will have
been tending this planet for a long time.

        "It's just possible," she went on, "that the stasis-box was picked up
by a young, growing tree. Those saplings back there looked strong enough to do
it-if whatever's inside the box isn't too heavy. Then the box was absorbed
into the tree trunk as the branches sprouted and spread out. Eventually, when
the tree died, the box fell to the forest floor. And the next tree to rise in
that place took it up again. Maybe the stasis-box did spend a million years or
so underground, pulled down by the root structure. But sooner or later it
always comes up."

       "Why?" from Cuiller.

        "Because roots and other burrowing life turn the soil over. And in any
scatter of small, loose stuff, the larger and heavier objects tend to rise....
Have we seen any sign of streams yet, let alone rivers or lakes? Those are the
forces that make sedimentary rocks-what you call 'geological strata.' But we
haven't seen them."

       "Well, not around here,"Jook said.

       "And around here is where the box is, right?"

       "I give up," the navigator said. "You found it in a tree, so it must
be possible."

        "We'd better get it out of the tree if we want to keep it," Cuiller
said. "Daff, can you cut it out with your rifle?"

        "Notifyou mind the top ofthis tree coming down."

        "Alternatives?"       274 Ma~K~n Wars V

        "None I can see."

        "Start cutting."

        The Jinxian unslung his rifle and took aim two centimeters from the
side of the mirror. The others, dancing on their monofilament tethers, swung
back from the tree trunk.

        Nyawk-Captain pulled the three claws of his left foot free from the
firm wood as he touched the ground again. He shook them instinctively before
remembering that it was sap, not blood, on his toes. Then he arched his foot
in the special way that retracted the steel hooks into their sleeves. No sense
in clogging them with dirt as he walked around.

        He angled the navigational tool up into the trees again and pressed
the improvised trigger. The tiny readout screen blossomed with a solid return.
Somewhere above him was the Thrintun artifact, but his locator-modified from a
missile's ranging warhead-was too powerful for this close work. Nyawk-Captain
sighed and turned toward his third and final tree trunk for climbing.

        Both times before, he had gone up as far as the first heavy
branchings. Then he had released his hold on the trunk and stepped out into
the green world of the elevated rainforest. The foliage beneath him had been
uniformly limber, sagging fearfully under the weight of his body and armor. He
had made his way a few cautious steps in this treacherous environment-so
unlike the rolling veldt of his ancestors. Every step had required careful
placement of all four paws on a firm bough, to avoid falling through. When he
was fully clear of the trunk, he had raised his torso, balanced, and aimed his
locator in the four cardinal directions.

        By gauging the strength of the various returns, he had determined the
general direction of the artifact. And by keeping his path down the last tree
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        one side, without deviating around the intervening branches, he had
maintained his sense of that direction. He was reasonably sure that the way to
the artifact was up the tree he now addressed.

        And if it was not, then he would start over again- right up until the
time his crew had the (let's Paw repaired and he must continue with his
mission to MaTgrave.

        Nyawk-Captain extended the powered Saws and began climbing. In his
previous forays up into the canopy layer, he had perfected the technique,
digging in with his hind Saws for lift and using his front claws for balance.
It was easier going up than coming down.

        A stutter of blue-light pulses, of short and penetrating wavelength,
flashed from the muzzle of Gambiel's weapon. In a second, their original
impact point in the tree trunk was obscured by smoke and steam.

       "Don't worry about touching the box's perimeter," Cuiller advised.

        "I'm riding on it," Gambiel replied. "The reflection helps." He swung
the rifle in a slow circle, keeping ahead of the billow of steam.

        After about thirty seconds, he had made two circuits of the mirror's
face, going deeper each time. After the third pass, he shut offthe weapon.

       "We can pull it now."

        Gambiel gripped the outer circumference of the box, which was shaped
like a keg with its flat end facing them At first, Krater expected Gambiel to
draw back his hands from the residual heat, but of course the stasis-box
absorbed the laser energy into another dimension. The Jinxian did, however,
try to keep his knuckles away fmm the charred and smoldering wood surrounding
it. He worked the box left, then right. He drew a slender kr~ and began
digging around it. Krater saw the blade make a long drag against the side when
his knife slipped, butit left no scratches and made no sound. Like cutting
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        glass with a feather. He worked on swinging the end with his hands
again. It came free suddenly, like a stopper from a bottle.

       "Light," he said, surprised. "Must weigh about ten kilograms."

       "Empty?"Jook asked.

        Gambielstarted to shake it, then stopped in midmotion with a frown.

        300k stifled a laugh. Whatever the box held, it held in stasis. The
contents would not be rattling around in this time-frame.

        "Not much mass, anyway," the Jinxian said. He had been staring at the
box in his hands, but in a flash his attention shifted to the tree trunk at
the point his knee rested against it. He stuffed the keg under one arm and
placed his free palm against the bark.
        Krater tried to read his face and couldn't. She swung closer to the
tree and felt it, too.

        A dull, rhythmic pounding was transmitted through the wood. She looked
up, expecting to see the weakened top section bending over, dragging against
branches as it started to topple on their heads. But, despite the deep wound
in its side, the trunk wasn't falling.

        Still the pounding came.

        "Kzin One has found our tree," Gambiel whispered hoarsely.

        "That's him climbing?" asked Cuiller, who had also put a hand on the
wood.

        "Yeah. But slowly. Methodical."

        "Right. Daff, you keep the box. Sally, stay with him. The two of you
go east." Cuiller pointed to establish direction. "Hugh, you and I go west to
provide a diversion for them. Everybody try to keep out of the kzin's way for
at least a full day. Reassemble at noon tomorrow by Callisto's hull-or, if the
kzinti are still around, one kilometer southby the sun. Questions?"

        They shook their heads.

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        "Go!" he hissed, pushing Krater's shoulder.

        The reel motors whined as they each rose away from the burn mark,
toward the scattered anchor points of their own grapples.

        Once he was inside the lowest levels of the green layer, Nyawk-Captain
boosted the gain on his aural enhancers. He was listening for anything that
might attack. On the ground, he could trust his senses of sight and smell to
detect an enemy at great range. And his armor could deal with anything short
of another rampaging Whitefood. Up in the foliage, however, screened by leaves
and baffled by random breezes, those senses were next to useless. Only his
steel ears would save him now.

        Listening hard, he could hear twanging and hog noises, with the
clatter of leaves closing around solid bodies. Nyawk-Captain froze. But the
noises were fading, he decided, moving off into the forest. Whatever lived up
here perhaps had more to fear from a kzin than he from it.

        Instead of stepping offon the lower branches, as he had before, this
time Nyawk-Captain kept close to the main trunk of his tree. He intended to
climb as high as he could, until the width of the bole was insufficient to
support his weight.

        He was still climbing on firm wood when he saw a burn mark in the
tree. His head came up level with a hole big enough for a newborn kzitten to
curl up inside. He touched the edges of the scar, crumbling the charcoal that
coated them. It was still warm. He tasted his fingerpads. Fresh soot, with the
scent of smoke still in it. As he watched, a tear of yellow sap rolled down
and across the curve of the hole, confirming his suspicion.
       He drew his locator from its belt clip and aimed down along his leg.
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       No return image.

       He aimed up, past his helmet.

       No image, either.

        He aimed to the four cardinal points, in one case reaching around the
tree trunk to aim for it.

        East by the sun, he got a hard return, but nowhere as close to him as
the bloom had been a few minutes ago.

       The artifact was on the move-and going fast.

        Nyawk-Captain did not think a Whitefood would have come to take it. He
did not think a sudden burst of lightning had burned this hole. And he could
think of no animal living in this world of green vines which might have
control of such fire. Unless it was a form of superior monkey . . . the sons
of Hanuman.

        Certainly they had come here in the Leaf-Eater hull. They had not died
with it. And, considering its present condition, they could not leave in it.

        He began the long climb down to the forest floor. As he went, he sent
a call to Cat's Paw. It was time to get Weaponsmaster started on a wide-area
sweep with those sensors they still possessed.

        Daff Gambiel rested in the fork of a large branch, balancing the
Slaver stasis-box on his knee. He and Krater had traveled eastward five
kilometers by his own dead reckoning.
        Now they were in disagreement about which way they had actually gone.
So Krater had climbed higher into the overgrowth, to take bearings by the
setting sun. Fine in theory-if she could keep her sense of direction while
moving around in this leaf maze.

       Gambiel was willing to bet she would get lost just coming down.

        While he waited, he studied the stasis-box. One side had a flattened
place with a dull-grey disk etched onto the mirrored surface. It was the only
feature in an otherwise featureless object It had tobe the fieldactuator
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        Gambiel considered it carefully. He knew he should wait on opening the
box until the other team members could be present. They would all want to
inventory the contents together. That way they could examine anything inside
that might be fragile or valuable, offer witness of anything that might fall
apart or evaporate, or try to protect each other against anything that might
suddenly leap out and attack them.

        But Cuiller andJook might also have been captured by now. Or he and
Krater might be captured anytime soon. Better to open the box now and know
what it contained. Besides, even though it massed only ten kilos, the thing
was too awkward to keep carrying around. Gambiel was tired of working his
launcher one-handed, and no sling or belt he could rig would hold on to the
box's slick, mirrored surface. More to the point, if the kzinti were using
deep radar-or any radar at this distance-the box was a sure signal of his and
Krater's location. So it made most sense to abandon it, unload and abandon it,
now.

       Without more thinking, he pressed down on the disk.

        The box changed, its surface slowly becoming a cloudy gray. It was
like watching a time-lapse video of silver tarnishing. When the transformation
was complete, a crack appeared along the keg's length and down each end-face.

        Gambiel forced the crack open with his hands and found himself
blinking into a pair of wide-set, liquid eyes. They belonged to a face that
was part of a rounded body covered in soft, white hair that was trimmed in
intersecting globes of fluff. He was reminded of pictures he once had seen of
Earth dogs -useless, yapping, brainless pets. This animal, however, studied
him with a wary expression and made no move to climb out of the stasis-box.

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        teeth and snap at him, Gambiel felt around inside the box. He quickly
found the remaining contents: a long, tubular device that had a Network of
keys and fingerholes, like a flute, but no mouth~hole for blowing; and three
patties of wrinkled, brownish material that looked like freeze-dried meat,
each wrapped in a tight plastic sheath. Gambiel assumed the meat was some kind
offood ration for the "dog."

        He set the stasis-box, with the animal still sitting patiently inside
it, down among the interwoven vines of the canopy. It was the "flute" that
drew his attention.

        He held it up with the end pointing at his mouth, like a clarinet or
recorder, and tried to fit his fingers to the keys and holes. It didn't work
for eight fingers and two thumbs. He frowned and looked down along the flute's
length, counting. Yes, it did have more than ten positions-thirteen, in
fact-but the spacing was wrong for human hands. Not surprising, considering
that a billion years ago humans had not evolved on Earth, nor much else, other
than bacteria and bluegreen algae.

       He raised the flute again, and-

       Yip!

        The dog had barked at him. Gambiel looked down. The animal's eyes had
grown big and it was trying to shy away from him.

        Daff shrugged and began pressing keys at random, still looking for a
hole to blow through. He heard a faint and almost familiar strain of music. He
stopped fingering. Instead of breaking off in the middle, the tune wandered
away from the notes and faded in a burble of sound. If this was a flute,
Gambiel decided, it was a defective one.

        He set it aside and looked at the dog, which seemed to be going to
sleep on him.

       "Come here, Fellah."

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        The dog immediately straightened up and jumped out of the case. It
came directly to Gambiel, sure-footing its way across the vines, and rested
its chin on his knee. It looked up at him with an attitude of rapt attention.

        "Yeah, you're a good Fellah, aren't you? Bright little guy, too. You
know I won't hurt you.... It's a good thing we found you first, instead of
those kzinti.... They probably hate dogs-would if they had any in their
Patriarchy, that is.... And they're big enough to do something about it,
too.... I figure they'd take you for a snack. You're just about one bite to
them."

        As he talked, the animal's eyes slowly closed . . . falling asleep.

        The darkness was beginning to grow around them, seeping in between the
leaves, and Gambiel expected Krater to come down soon.

        "Are you hungry, Fellah?" He picked up one of the meat patties and
looked it over. No kind of heat tab or peel point in the wrapper. He drew his
knife and slit around the edge.

       The dog never lifted its head from his knee.

        He pulled the plastic back and sniffed the patty. It smelled vaguely
unpleasant, like dried meat saturated with chemical preservatives.
       "You eat this stuff?" He offered it to the dog.

        Fellah slid his chin offGambiel's leg and backed away. His eyes were
still half dosed and his head down between his shoulders. Gambiel knew very
little about dogs, because they didn't fare well in Jinx's high gravity. But
he decided the animal's reaction was purely negative, a cross between "guilt"
and "disgust."

        Gambiel shrugged and broke off a piece ofthe meat for himself. He put
it in his mouth, let his saliva soak it for a moment, and began chewing. It
had no fiavor, like chewing on wood pulp. He rewrapped the patty, putting it
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        "What the hell are you doing?" Krater asked as she brushed aside a
branch and climbed the last few meters down to his level.

       "Trying one of these meat pies." He took them out and showed her.

       "You opened the box!"

        "Well, we can't keep carryingit. The stasis-field makes us sitting
ducks for the k?inti."

       "But you should have _ n

       "Asked your permission? Well, would you have agreed?"

       "Ofcourse not."

       "So why would I ask?" He shrugged.

        "You should have thought it through, Daff. That's a artifact from a
ancient xeno-civilization, older than life on Earth. You have no way of
understanding what's inside there."

        "Sure I do. A little dog, a flute-thing that doesn't work, and some
rations that don't have much taste. I tried them on the dog, but it doesn't-
       "You tried than on the dogr'

       "And ate some myself Butwhy does that upsetyou so?"

        Krater ignored his question. She turned to Fellah and was peering at
the little animal, which had crawled backwards in among the leaves. Only its
eyes and nose, three shiny black marbles among the fluffy white fur, peered
out at her.

       "It does look like a dog," she said. "How big is it?"

       "About five kilos."

       "Does it have four legs, a tail, all that?"

       "Yeah. I've seen bolos of dogs before."

       "And friendly?"

       "Real friendly. I call him Fellah."

       Krater reached outa hand to it. "Come here, Fellah!"

        The animal's eyes grew wider and it backed farther into the foliage.

       "Not that Friendly," Krater said.

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       "Well, he came to me."

        "Thenyou take care of him, because we have get moving. Our course is
more-" She looked around their bubble of clearing, swung her arm off to the
right. "-that way."

        Gambiel stood and stuck the flute into his belt, taking care not to
bend the keys. "Hey, Fellah!"

       The dog came out of its leaf hole and jumped into his arms.

       "He does seem to like you," Krater admitted.

        Gambiel reached down for the dull-grey box, forced it shut-but with
the field off-andjuggledit under hisleœt arm. "Going to be awkward," he said,
hitching the dog around into the crook of his right arm. "Would you . . . ?"

        Krater shook her head. "I'm having enough trouble moving myself
through these vines. Put the dog and the other stuffback in the box, why don't
you?"

       "He'll suffocate."
       "Then turn the field back on."

       "And let the kzinti use it to track us?"

       "Then we have to leave the box," she said.

        "The Navy will pay a high ransom for an operating stasis mechanism.
Could be worth your pension and mine together."

       "Then leave the dog!"

        "No, he'll die up here. Starve to death, fall through to the forest
floor, or get eaten by the kzinti. Besides, he could be valuable."

       "Well, you're the one who opened the box in the first place."

        "We can leave the box," Gambiel decided, setting it down on the vine
mat. "Do you think you could find this place again?"

       "No."

        "If I left it with the stasis-field turned on, we could locate it
again, easily."

       "So could the kzinti."           284 Ma+Kiin Wars V

       "Yeah. And that might distract them."

       "Then leave it," she agreed.

        "Is that the right decision, hey, Fellah?" he asked, hugging the
little dog tighter under his arm.

        It looked up at him with those big eyes, seeming to understand the
question. It made a sound halfway between a chirp and a whine.

       "Err-yupp!"

       "Oh, brother!" Krater sighed.

        He bent down and activated the Bat disk. The cloudy surface of the box
cleared to a hard, silvery shine in the fading light.

       "Let's get out of here," Krater said.

        It was too dark, really, to go swinging thought the trees. But with
the box set like a beacon behind them, Gambiel could see no alternative. He
readied the grapple in its launcher and aimed left-handed.
       Chum

        "I need better field accuracy than this," NyawkCaptain said, handing
his jury-built locator to Weaponsmaster.

        The kzin took it and inspected the pirated missile circuitry. "Perhaps
I can tune-"

       "Is the ship's radar back in commission yet?"

       "Navigator and I werejust making the final adjustments."

       "Give me a sweep ofthe area."

       "Yes, sir."

        While they fired up the repaired systems, NyawkCaptain stretched,
scratched, and got himself something to eat. He had learned it was easier to
shed the armor outside the ship and work the airlock unencumbered. Bad policy
if a ground force attacked while all of them were inside, but he didn't think
anything would come against the ship, except more Whitefoods. And
Nyawk-Captain had made reconstruction of the

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       short-range armaments a priority.

        Munching a haunch of Mystery Meat-a Fleet ration consisting of
amalgamated proteins and vitamins, pressed around a synthetic bone and load
quately rehydrated-he looked out through the open hatch. The armor stood
sentinel there, and in more than just a symbolic sense. Before stepping out of
it, he had keyed the enhancers for sound and scent, slaving them by radio
circuit back into the ship's sensors.

       "Ready now, sir," Navigator called.

       "Locate the Thrintun box."

        "Two kilometers distant but at a new bearing-uhn, different from the
one you took."

       "Which way?"

       "North and east of here."
        "Weaponsmaster, get armor. We will go together to find it this time."

       "Aye, sir."

       "Ouch!" came a low sound in the utter blackness.

       "What was that?"

       "I hit my head on a branch."

       "Again?"

       "Can't we slow down?"

       "Still three kzinti out there. Behind us."

       "One, you mean."

       "One that we saw."

       "The others are working on their ship."

       "Yes-last time we looked."

       "We'll kill ourselves, swinging through these trees in the dark."

        "You want to walk? And put both feet through a hole?" "We could stop
for the night."

       "The kzinti would find us."

       "In this jungle, I couldn't find us."

       "You don't have their sense of smell."

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       "What now?"

       "I barked my shin."

       "Well, do it quietly. They have ears, too."

        Nyawk-Captain aimed the locator up into the trees. The refinements
Weaponsmaster had made in its circuits were amazing: they reduced the light
bloom of any hardened return to a pinpoint, while stepping up the return image
from woody branches and trunks into a ghost map of the tree world.
        "I detuned everything else and made it selective for carbon,"
Weaponsmaster had explained, the first time his captain had used it. "Carbon
is a component in cellulose," the kzin added.

       "Very creative," Nyawk-Captain had said.

        Now, two kilometers from the ship, he aimed into the treetops again
and took a reading. The artifact was right above them, almost aligned with the
tree by which they were standing.

        Nyawk-Captain turned his helmet light up the side ofthe tree. "The
artifact is approximately ten cubits out from this trunk in-" He oriented
himself against it and pointed. "-that direction."

       "Shall I climb for it?"

       "Do so."

       In five minutes, the kzin returned with the storage box under his
arm.

       "It feels light, sir."

       "We'll open it at the ship."

       "When they find it's empty, what do you think they'll do?"

       "Come after us."

       "They're already doing that."

       "So? Did you expect them to stop?"

       "No, I guess not."

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        Excitement overcame Nyawk-Captain. Rather than shed his armor and
climb into the ship, he called on Navigator to come out with a strong
worklight.

       "Should not someone stay inside, sir? To guard against-"

       "Come out here!"

        Before Navigator could negotiate the airlock, Nyawk-Captain had the
box on the ground and, in the light of their helmet lamps, had found the
actuator stud.

        The box turned from flashing mirror-brightness to a simple, luminous
gray. A crack appeared along its top. Nyawk-Captain forced it apart with his
hands. Navigator brought up the light and angled it down inside.

          Nothing

        In all the records collected by the Patriarchy concerning Thrintun
boxes, none had mentioned an empty box. Preserving fresh air was not a
priority with any species.

        Nyawk-Captain put the beak of his helmet into the space and inhaled
deeply, with suit enhancers at full power. His own nose told him that some
animal had once -briefly and forever-inhabited this space. The suit's flicker
display began cataloging a long list of organic chemicals: oils, hormones,
enzymes, pheromones.

        He inspected the interior with optical enhancers, and found three
hairs-finer than those on any kzin's pelt-and all without pigment. In
daylight, they would be white.

          "Is this a billion-year-oldjoke?" Navigator asked.

        "No. The box was inhabited by a live animal," Nyawk-Captain replied.
"Too small to be a Thrint. Unlikely to be a Tnuctip."

          "But now we have nothing to show for our effort . . . and for the
delay."

          "Do you have a problem with that?" Nyawk-Captain asked pointedly.
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        "No, sir. But now we should give full attention to repairing Cat's Paw
and resuming our flight to attack Margrave. The mission has not yet become
problematical."

        "We still have time to find the contents of the box- i] and the humans
who stole it."

          "Not with the sensory equipment we have at hand."

        "ThenuseyourskillsasNav~or. Plotmeacourse. Use the T. a ~ f-Eaters'
stripped hull as a starting point. One vector is defined by our first sighting
of this box, now a burned-out hole in a tree. The second sighting point, where
we actually found the box, yields another vector. Assume, to begin with, that
the humans have no means of transport nor any logical destination other than
the hulL Then give me theirprobable locus within thoselimis. "

          "Right away, sir."

        "Narrow the field for me, Navigator, and we'll find the thieves by
using our native hunting instincts." He turned to Weaponsmaster. "Can you
readjust the circuits of that homing radar for a slightly different
concentration of carbon?"

          "it's almost dawn."

          "How can you tell?"

          "I think I can see my feet."
"The brush does seem lighter."

"Ouch! Damn it! I give up."

"It's probably safe to rest here."
        Without answering, Sally Krater released enough of the monofilament to
allow her to sit on the branch the t had tripped her. She let the rest of it
float around her face-and didn't care if it snagged on anything and cut off
her nose.

        "We may not be as far ahead of the kzinti as Jared and Hugh now are,"
Gambiel said.

       "How do you figure?"

       "When we stopped to take bearings-

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       "And open the box, remember."

        "-and open the box," he agreed, "we lost valuable time. And we haven't
been making it up in the dark."

       "What can we do about that?"

       "Listen!"

       "How's that going to-?"

       "Hush!"

        Krater cocked her head and listened. Faintly through the brush, she
could hear a crashing and snapping of the greenery. It was behind them, coming
along their back trail.

        Gambiel thrust the flute-thing and the white dog into her arms. Before
she could stop it, the dogjumped free. It started to run off in the opposite
direction, then turned and looked back at her. A long, hard stare that seemed
to be full of meaning.

       "Go along, now," theJinxian told her.

       "But you-?"

       "I'll delay them. Go. "

        Krater stood up and took in the slack monofilament. "Come here,
Fellah!" she called in a low voice.

        The dog came up to her and stood on its hind legs, putting a paw on
her knee. She scooped up the animal and hit her winder's clutch. In less than
a minute, she had gone twenty meters higher and thirty meters farther into
theJungle canopy.

        Gambiel turned about-face, called upon all his inner strength, his
chi, and began his patient preparations. After a lifetime of training and
development, he was finally going to fight a kzin in the flesh. It was likely
to be wearing armor, he knew, but Gambiel had his laser rifle and the
advantage of surprise.

        He retrieved his grapple, loaded the launcher, and fired straight up.
The grapple thanked into solid wood ten meters overhead. Slowly, so es
tomakeaslittlenoiseaspossible, Gambiel raised himselfoffthe stable branch
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        where he and Krater had paused to rest and where a fullgrown kzin in
armor would undoubtedly choose to walk. He stopped when he found a tunnel
through dhe leaves d-tat gave him an angle back to that stouter layer. His
view crossed their earlier track through the area. Then he hung quiedy,
staring down and holding dhe rifle, at full charge, across his thighs. Gambiel
made himselfas still as a bow hunter waiting in tile dawn above a game trail.

        The kzin came into view, placing its feet with great care, advancing
cautiously from limb to supporting limb. For all its mechanical encumbrance
and the excess weight, the warrior was still moving incredibly smoothly. The
body markings on this suit of armor were different from those on the kzin dlat
Gambiel and the others had watched leaving the enemy ship the day before. (Had
it been no longer than chat?) This one was clearly a different member of the
crew.

        Gambiel raised the rifle with hypnotic slowness and sighted on the gap
which showed orange fur between thejaw extender and the articulated
breastplate-the place where a suit of human armor would have fastened a steel
gorges.

        His first pulse of coherent blue light, even masked by the gloom of
the forest canopy, sent the kzin hurtling sideways. However, a flash of white
smoke and a startled "Rounrl!" told Gambiel that something tender had been
burned.

        Stumbling off balance, the kzin almost crashed through the unstable
floor. Then it might have fallen nineq meters or more, to be painfully damaged
if not killed. But the armored figure managed to right itself.

        Gambiel lined up on dhe edge of his aiming hole and fired anodher
pulse, seeking another tender spot. Instead, he touched tire ablative surface
of an armored gauntlet. It dissipated tile energy in a spark of ceramic f
ragments, leaving only a small, white crater in the material. Then dhe kzin
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        branches, walking into the point source of tile laser pulses. Itwas
hunched over-notinpain, Daffknew, but only so that it of f ered the thicker
material of the shoulder and neck plates to the oncoming fire.

        Gambiel reeled in on his winder, moving higher as quickly as he could,
and kicked backward to put himself beyond the kzin's reach. His retreat was
limited, however, by dhe set ofhis grapple.
        The kzin was upon him too quickly and knocked the rifle aside. The
weapon fell and disappeared through the green canopy floor.

        Before the warrior could strike again, Gambiel hit dhe release latch
on his climbing harness and dropped, on all fours, ten meters to dhe canopy's
base layer. He grasped with his hands and snagged with his feet among the
vines. Once he knew he was not going to fall through, he raised his body in a
wresder's crouch and looked up and around, ready to meet dhe ken.

        The kzin-too heavy to drop like that-climbed quickly down to his level
and stopped, considering Gambiel. Daff could read its reactions. Even though
dhe human was now unarmed, its stance was not flat of prey. He was actually
dlalk?ng2~ the kzin. And the tattoo on Gambiel's forehead might be familiar
from kzinti training tapes. Somewhere they must have described a breed of
humans so marked, who would actually fight barehanded.

        The kzin appeared to reach a decision. Slowly and deliberately,
gesturing to make itself understood, it keyed a release button. The armor
sprang apart like a cracked crabshell. The kzin kicked the suit aside-and it,
too, fell through the loose floor. Daff's opponent raked its own flanks in a
brief scratch. Gambiel visibly bent his knees into a deeper crouch, preparing
to absorb the shock of the first attack across the springy Boor layer. He dug
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        Human arid kzin confronted each other with a long stare. The kzin
seemed to be focusing on the Hellilare tattoo. Maybe the warcat did understand
its meaning.

       The kzin screamed and leaped directly at Gambiel.

        Gambiel lifted his left foot from the entangling vines, straightened
his right leg and-hoping he wouldn't screw himself right down into the
cries-crossed foliage -performed a perfect Veronica around the swinging left
paw. Its claws extended five centimeters outside the flashing orange blur. As
the furred flank passed, Gambiel struck backhanded at the third skeletal
nexus. He heard as much as felt the joint crack.

       The kzin's scream rose an octave in pitch.

        The warrior came back on attack with a feint. Gambiel ignored the
stroke but still countered with a twisting punch. It found only air and a
whisk offur.
        In two more exchanges, the kzin absorbed one painful blow, and Gambiel
took a raking that opened his right arm and shoulder to the bone. As he was
trying to press back the flap of flayed skin, he felt a jet of arterial blood.
The fourth claw had struck higher on his neck than he thought.

       The kzin, sensing imminent victory, prepared its last charge.

        Gambiel then made the decision that had loomed over his entire life
for so long. He would not step aside again. He met the charge full on-with a
stopkick whose perfect focus on the renter of the kzin's skull was one-half
centimeter longer than the warcat's reach. His blow cracked that skull a
halfsecond before the eight claws swung across his torso in converging
slices.

        Disemboweled, theJinxian's body flew sideways and caught against a
tree limb. He saw it arrest his flight but could feel nothing down there. Then
his eyes darkened, a red mist creeping across his field of vision. But before
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        orange body stagger, curl up, and disappear through a gap in the
shrubbery.

       The kzin did not even scream as it fell.

        Hanging in her harness withjust a toe-perch among the slender
branches, Sally Krater listened carefully to the thrashing below her in the
canopy. The fight that Gambiel was waging proceeded without cries or curses,
just that one scream of challenge. If it was followed by heavy breathing and
grunts of pain, she could not hear them.

        The dog Fellah huddled in her arms, shivering against her chest. But
occasionally it lifted its head and looked down. Then, by the tilting of its
ears, she sensed the animal was following the action and weighing their
chances of survival.

        When the thrashing ceased, Krater released her winder and unclenched
her toes, dropping down into the open vaults beneath the canopy layer and
above the forest floor far below. Off to her right, about forty meters away,
she saw an orange body drop through the leaves and tumble three times head
over heels before it hit the hard ground. It lay there in a bundle of matted
fur. Krater thought it was dead, until it twitched and moved a paw, raised
itselfand began to crawl.

        Sally lifted herself into the cover of the leafy layer and watched.
The kzin rose on its hind legs with painful, ungracefuljags of motion and
started to walk away. Krater withdrew fully into the canopy. She consulted her
sense of direction and moved back toward the place of the fight.
         At first, all she could see were torn branches and a ruck of leaves,
turned over to show their lighter undersides among splashes of blood. At the
side of the clearing, however, she quickly spotted the Jinxian's uniform. She
set the dog down on a firm branch and moved quickly over the vines toward
Gambiel.         294 Martin V

        His coverall was curiously flat, deflated. She touched his shoulder,
to rouse him and turn him over, and the torn remains slumped apart, ripping
the uniform fabric across the back.

        Krater found his head, his eyes open and staring. She closed them with
the edge of her hand.

        Then there was nothing more she could do, no words to say, and no way
to bury him. She gathered up the dog and continued moving toward the noon
rendezvous.

        "Fellah" they had called him, these beings that lived and moved
separately, apart from the Discipline. "Fellah" was the word shape that came
up in their blue-green minds and arrowed at him like yellow fire. "Fellah."
And they did not mean it unkindly.

        As he lurched through the rushing trees, under the arm of the "Sally,"
the Pruntaquilun Balladeer closed his eyes to the flying wind and the green
leaves, and tightened his stomach against the surgings of sensation. He called
up his latent powers of intellect and considered all that he had experienced
since being packed into Guerdoth's traveling case.

        When the Master had prepared for a month's stay at the hunting estates
of his uncle, the MagistrateAlcuin, he had taken along his favorite Balladeer.
And his baton, of course. Fellah knew what the device did and how it worked.
As a Pruntaquilun, with his limited insight into other minds and his facility
with courtly language, he was instrumental in the Master's charades.

        None other than Guerdoth's favorite Balladeer could be trusted to help
the Master conceal the shame of his Powerloss and so to survive. Thus, Fellah
would observe and make stealthy inquiries with the edges of his mind,
accumulating bits and shadings of thought from other Thrintun and from Slaves.
Then he would sing of them to Guerdoth in an ancient tongue that ~`

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        only the Master understood. With Fellah's espionage, and with the
Baton, they cemented the impression among all who cared that Guerdoth still
retained the Power and wielded it as a true Thrint.

        But when the time-standing case had been opened, Fellah was arrived
not atAlcuin's estates but in a green world of wild, waving plants and among
wild, undisciplined beings. Except that the "Daff" had wielded Guerdoth's
Baton. Although he had used it inexpertly, still he made the commands to love
and respect, to attend and obey. And he made them on Fellah himself!

        Yet even as he made the commands, the Daffhad not thought of himself
as a Master. The word-image he used was "human." Strange it was, however, that
the shape of this thought in the Daff's mind was not much different from the
shape of "Thrint" in Guerdoth's. It contained the same overtones of
capability, of mastery, of the expectation to control and order the world and
time as one saw fit.

        Similar thought-shapes had also been in the Sally's mind-although not
so strongly, not since that Other had come and destroyed the Daff. Fellah
himself had known the Daff was dead in the instant his mind sparked and went
black.

        Fellah wished the Sally would use more and simpler words in her
thinking about the death, so that he might absorb them and add to his picture
of these new masters, the humans. He was putting together a sense of the
pattern of their minds and their language with every thought he intercepted.
But it was harder this way, starting without a grammar or even a coherent
picture of the world into which he had emerged from the traveling case.

        The Other who had killed the Daff had used still another word-image,
"kzin." It was brighter, morejaggedly lit with reddish-orange colors and blood
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        than the "human" in Daff's and Sally's minds. Yet "kzin" meant
controller and shaper of destinies, too.

        And nowhere, not along any of the dimensions among which Fellah cast
his mind, did he find any echo now of "Thrint." The glinting hard edges of
their Power was gone from the universe, creating a black and peacefulvacuum,
asifit had never been.

        Fellah contemplated a universe without Discipline, without the
ever-present puppet strings. He tried to decide if this emptiness was a good
thing in itself.

       He began to suspect it might be.

        Nyawk-Captain found Weaponsmaster's discarded armor through the
emergency distress tone it was generating. From its position on the forest
floor, with the helmet bent back and the visor digging a furrow in the dirt,
he concluded that it had fallen out of the trees.

        He studied the pattern of burn marks on the ablative surface. No blood
or carbonised flesh on either, although the one at the throat smelled of
burned hair. Clearly, Weaponsmaster had not been injured significantly while
wearing the armor. Nor had he been wearing it when it fell.

        Nyawk-Captain tilted his head back to study the underside of the roof
layer. Nothing in its leaf pattern told him anything.

       "My Captain!"

        The voice was faint and coming from his left. NyawkCaptain rose in a
crouch and his armor prepared itself for violence.

        Weaponsmaster limped forward from one of the rare patches of jungle
growth on the forest floor. His gait reflected broken bones. He tended to
circle to the right as he moved.

         Weaponsmaster fell. Nyawk-Captain, moving toward him, caught his
crewmate and lowered his body ~rentiv to the around. Nyawk-Captain pawed at
his belt
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        for the field medical kit and began breaking ampules of
pain-reliever.

        "Do not bother," Weaponsmaster grunted. "My head is cracked and my
life is at an end."

          "Did you fall? I found your armor. How did-?"

        "One of the humans confronted me. He actually challenged me. It would
have been dishonorable-to meet a naked combatant in armor. So I shed mine....
He fought well."

        Nyawk-Captain heard this explanation but hardly believed it. The sons
of Hanuman were known to fight by deceit and trickery, not by challenge in an
honorable contest And they did not kill adult kzinti in naked combat. This was
most odd!

          "Did you kill him?" Nyawk-Captain asked, feeling sure ofthe answer.

        "Idonotknow.... Not for certain. Buttoomuchblood covers my paws, I
think, forhimtolive."

          "Was he alone?"

          "I saw one only."

          "That is never proof that there aren't others."

          "l know. I failed you . . . should have . . ."

          "Which way was it-were they-going?"

          ". . . East?"

        The word ended with a huge, jaw-cracking yawn. A gout of blood came up
in Weaponsmaster's throat, flowed over his tongue, and dripped between his
teeth. The body went limp and, by reflex, the pink ears opened wide.

          Nyawk-Captain smoothed them closed and lowered the great head to the
ground.

        Then the kzin considered his options. He had time, barely, to locate
the humans, recover the contents of the Thrintun box, and still make his
rendezvous at Margrave. But he would accomplish all this, he decided, even if
it violated his margin for error on the mission. This was no longer just a
matter of the box
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          and its treasures. It was now an affair of hong..
       "How far are we from the ship, do you figure?"Jook asked.

        Cuiller looked up at his companion in surprise. "You're the
navigator."

       "Astrogation only. I'm a wreck in two dimensions."

       "But I thought you were keeping track . . ."

        The Wunderlander shook his head and looked down at his hands,
massaging the bubble cast around his knee

        "Well; we were turning left all the time," Cuiller reasoned, "so we
have to be somewhere south of Calling."

       "But how far?"

        "Can't be more than two or three kilometers. We haven't traveled more
than five or six altogether. And that wasn't in any kind of straight line."

       `'Are we lost?"

        "Umm." Cuiller sucked his lips. "Which direction do you think the sun
is?"

       "Straight up."

        "Then we're lost," the commander admitted. "But later on, when the sun
moves west, we could work our way east and attempt to locate Sally and Daff."

        "In thisjungle, we could pass within forty meters of them and never
know it a

        "I guess it's time to try the radio." Cuiller raised the wrist unit,
powered it up, and clicked the send key a couple of times.

       "Captain?" from the speaker.

       "Is that you, Sally?"

       "Yeah. Where are you?"

       "Somewhere southofthe ship," he said. "I think."

       "Me too. How are we going to link up?"

        Cuiller thought for a moment. "One from each party should climb a tall
tree, get above the forest canopy."

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          "It's just me now. Daffis dead.... What happens after I climb up
there?"

          "Burn some leaves or something with a rifle pulse. I'll do the same."

          "AII right. I'llbe watching for you. Out a

        Cuiller climbed while Jook stayed below. Daff was dead? As commanding
of ricer, Cuiller would have pressed Krater for the details-except their
messages had to be brief, to keep the kzinti from taking a radio fix. Anyway,
Cuiller could well guess what had happened. One ofthe kzinti had caught up
with them, and the Jinxian would not have run from that fight. Instead, with
his lifetime oftraining, Daffhad probably welcomed and invited it. And he had
sent Krater on ahead, with the Slaver stasis-box, to safety.

        Daff Gambiel had been a good man. Sober, quiet, strong, patient-and
loyal. He never seemed to have much to say, but Cuiller knew the Jinxian was
always working out problems in his head, so he would have the answers ready
when needed. Cal~to's crew was diminished by his loss, more than they knew....
Cuiller could only hope Gambielwasfinallyatpeacewithhisfate.

        When he at last broke through the top layer, Cuiller felt like a
swimmer in a great, green ocean. The treetops swelled like rolling waves above
the lower branches and netted vines. The lazy winds pushed them bade and
forth, like the conflicting chop around a point of land. He clung to his bole
with one hand and held down the fine sprouts of greenery with the other. To
look east and west, he had to climb around the tree.

        He gave Krater ten minutes to settle into her treetop, then faced
east, unslung his weapon, and took aim at the nearest dump of leaves. Cuiller
fired a long burst, circling it around to get a good fire going. Soon a puffof
white smoke rose out of the canopy and blew raggedly away on the breeze.

          He divided his time between watching that and       300 Man Knin

          looking out for any fires Krater might have set.
        Nothing. "Captain," from the radio again, softly. UI think I see
smoke-or haze-about half a klick away. Try again."

           He burned a fresh patch upwind of the first.

           "Got you. Be there in a bit." Then the radio went dead.

           Cuiller climbed back down toJook's level.

        In half an hour, they heard her winder motor, coming through the
trees. At the end of a long swing, Krater burst through a fan of leaves and
settled on the branch next toJook. She was strangely encumbered.

           "Daffdidn't make it?" the commander asked gently.

        She shook her head. "We were followed by a kzin, who climbed up into
the canopy. Dafffought a delaying action-and bought me time to get away."

           "Dead?" Jook asked.

           "Ifhewerealive, I wouldn'thaveleft," she said defiantly.

           "Sorry. I meant the ken"

           "Daffhurt him badly, knocked him out of the trees. But he was still
moving."

           After a pause, Cuiller asked, "Where is the stasis-box?"

        "This is it." Krater lifted the dog out of its curled-up position,
snuggled in the crook of her arm, and held it out with her fingers under its
chest and around its forelegs. "Daffopened the box and found this-we call him
Fellah-plus a flute-thing and some dried rations."

           "I asked where the box was."

        "Back along our path. It was empty, and we couldn't carry
everything."

           "Why did you open it in the first place?"

           "Daff opened it. The kzinti were tracking on the stasis field."

           "Oh . . . right." Cuiller put a hand to his chin.

        Hugh Jook had taken the animal from Krater and was examining it while
Cuiller absorbed her report. The commander watched his navigator move the
animal's legs, feel around its eyes, look into its ears.

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           "Remarkably mama structure,"Jook murmured "I noticed that," Krater
said.

           The Wunderlander felt the animal's hindquarters and Aced its taiL

           "Do not . . . touch," the creature said in a halting approximation of
Interworld. The sounds were thick as they wrapped around its long, pink
tongue.

        Jook dropped the dog. It landed on its feet amid the vines and glared
over its shoulder at the startled navigator.
       The three humans looked down at the animal, dumbstruck.

       "You . . . you can talk?" Krater asked.

       "Yes. You-you can talk," it replied-and waited expectancy.

        Cuiller tried to decide if he was hearing a ventriloquist's trick or
just some kind of mimicry, a parrot's mindless repetition. But then, he
thought back, the dog's first fragmented sentence hadn'tjust repeated their
own words. It had been wholly unprompted, arising out of nothing the humans
were saying. And the words had fit the physical circumstances. So Cuiller had
to accept that the "dog" was reacting to its environment, verbally, in
Interworld.

        "Of course, we can talk," Sally Krater went on patiently. "I was
asking aboutyou." And she pointed at the creature.

        "You?" it asked. "Ah . . . 'You' means this-?" The animal swiveled its
broad head around, including its own body in the gesture. "Fellah?"

       "That's right. You're Fellah, and I'm Sally."

       "Sal-lee. Daff. Yourryargawsh. Fellah."

       "Yowr-?n Krater began, then shook her head.

       "Other . . . that deeded the Daff. Yourryargawsh named itself."

       "Oh, the kzin warrior."

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        Findyou-Sallee." Fellah seemed to grow agitated. "Find you-human. Make
dead too."

       "Excuse me," Jook interrupted. "But what the hell are you?"

        The creature paused. "You-Fellah means, is one, of-class P7urtaquilun.
Named itselfCoquaturia."

       "Butwhatare you?"Jook insisted.

        "You-Fellah is . . . sing-maker?" it answered, unsatisfied with the
result. "Song-maker. You-Fellah is owned-thing of Thrint named itself
Guerdoth. YouSallee, you-human, are not owned-thing? Yes. You have no . . . no
Discipline?"

        "Of course we have discipline," Cuiller responded quickly. "We're a
Navy survey team, after all. Without discipline we couldn't perform-"

       "Captain," Sally Krater said quietly, putting a hand on his arm.
"You're going too fast. And I don't think that it's-that Fellah is questioning
your authority."

       "Of course not," Cuiller said stiffly.

       The dog was staring hard at him. "You-Captain are Thrint?"

       "Thrint? Are you calling me a Slaver?"

        "You-Captain . . . you impose Discipline." The creature exhibited a
rippling motion that might have been a shrug. "Thrint."

        "There are no Thrintun anymore," Krater said. "They died out-oh, a
long, long time ago, while you were in the stasis-box that Daffopened."

        Fellah turned its head patiently and watched her speak, studied the
way her mouth moved, as if trying hard to understand.

        "Many Thrintun," Fellah said gravely. "Too many to be deeded, to die
soon.... What means 'long, long time'?"

        "That's an approximation of age," Jook interposed. "Consider it to be
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        itself. About one-fifteenth of that age." Jook had to explain this
using his hands. He waved his free hand all around, to indicate the universe
at large. Then he flashed his spread fingers three times, curling them off
each time with his other hand.

        The animal seemed to absorb this, to think about it, and then looked
stunned. "No Thrintun anymore. No Pruntaquila anymore. No universe anymore."
Fellah made a noise back in the throat that might have been a whimper or a
moan.

       "The universe is still here," Sally said easily.

       The creature just stared at her.

        "Hey, are you hungry?" Krater suddenly asked. She pulled out of her
pocket some plastic-wrapped patties, which looked to Cuiller like some kind of
dried meat. "We found these in the stasis-box," she explained to the
commander. " Dafftried them but he thought the taste was pretty bland." She
offered part of one patty to Fellah.

       The animal backed away.

       "Tnuctipun," it growled. "Head-stuff. Made dead, made cold, dry."
        "What?" Krater dropped the fragment, and it slid between the leaves.
"Why were the Tnuctipun killed?"
       "Secret." Fellah turned away. "Big secret."

        "Kill them and freeze-dry their brains?" Cuiller wondered. "Why would
a Slaver want to do that? It's barbaric!"

        "Maybe the Thrint wanted to preserve them," Jook speculated. "Any
sufficiently advanced technology would be able to reconstruct the brains
later, rebuilding their RNA linkages through some kind of computer setup-and
remember, the Tnuctipun were genetic engineers. Rendering the brain inert is
like insurance.` That way you could keep your pet scientist quiet, but you
also keep him around in case you need him to make adjustments in whatever he
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        that the dog was listening closely. How much was he understanding?

        "So what did these Tnuctipun build?" Cuiller asked. "Fellah hunself?"

        "Not likely," Sally Krater offered. "Fellah said he was 'of-class,'
part of a race, called the Pru . . . Pruntaquilun. But here!" She drew a long,
sticklike device out of her belt. "This was in the stasis-box, too."

       "What is it?" Cuiller asked, taking it from her.

        "I don't know. It looks like some kind of musical instrument."

        Fellah at first regarded it with keen-eyed interest, then turned his
head away.

        "Fellah?" the commander asked suddenly. "Do you know what this does?"

       The animal looked back at him, reluctantly. "Stickthing."

       "But what did the Thrint do with it?"

        "Point at head. Work fingers. Reach deep inside. Set mind in-"

        "Is it something the Thrint used to fiddle about with your brains?"
Jook asked, trying to overcome the word-hurdles for Fellah.

       "Yes, fiddle. Itselfname, Fiddle."

        "It's the source of the Slavers' power, then," Jook went on eagerly,
to his crewmates. "It has to be! And all this time we thought they were
mentalists. But instead they had these shock-rod things. 'Fiddle,' he calls
it."

        "My-Thrint," Fellah said slowly, "my-master, used it, it was
secret...."
        "Of course it would be a secret," Jook explained. "They would keep the
existence of the Fiddle from their subject races, hiding it as a musical
instrument or pretending it was something else benign. In that way they could
maintain the myth of their innate power. And they would be willing to kill in
order to preserve their secret-as those freeze-dried brains prove."

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        Cuiller, who still held the Fiddle, brought it up near his face and
fitted his fingers awkwardly to the keys. He pressed them in no particular
order. And nothing happened.

        "I can hear music," Krater said. "Or, sort of Anyway, it's . . .
silvery, like bells and woodwinds, far oh"

        Cuiller tried a different pattern of fingering.

        "Yeah, me too,"Jook said. "Kind of . . ."

        Nyawk-Captain had been trailing the remaining human for hours, walking
in his powered armor across the ground while the human swung invisibly through
the high branches. His reworked radar easily tracked the quarry's particular
carbon pattern as it moved east then south, pausing occasionally to rest in
the trees.

         Twice he had to detour around the glimmer of large white shapes, which
passed in the distance under the forest roof. They did not see or sense him,
and each time Nyawk-Captain was able to regain the trail of the human's
passage.

        After most of the morning, when the sun was high, the prey paused once
more. This time, however, itjoined two more pattern signatures that had been
showing to the west ofit. The monkey troupe was forming up.

        Nyawk-Captain shed his bulky armor, left the locator beside it, and
began climbing a nearby bole. By his calculations, he was almost under the
humans as they paused in the forest canopy. He moved as quietly as he could,
gripping with his forepaws around the trunk's side and pushing with his feet
and Laws against the bark.

        Arriving approximately at the humanst level, and shielded by green
fans from their sight, he extended his natural ears and listened to their
ongoing conversation. He understood only the vaguest fragments of spoken
Interworld but soon realized the humans were talking about the Thrintun and
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        Nyawk-Captain was preparing himself for the forward rush that would
put an end to these human thieves and intruders on his mission-when he
suddenly froze. Through a gap in the greenery he saw one ofthem pointing a
wandlike ob ject at him. And he could not move!

        The human diddled its fingers, and Nyawk-Captain felt his paws twitch,
his leg kick, his tail go stiff. Either the humans had recently developed a
psychokinetic power unknown to the Patriarchy, or this was a display of power
from the Thrintun artifacts they had discovered in the box. Experience and
common sense suggested the latter.

        As the device worked his body over, Nyawk-Captain could also feel his
attitude toward the human holding it begin to change, becoming mellow and
accepting. NyawkCaptain hated that! After a few seconds, the human stopped
diddling the keys of the device and turned away.

       Nyawk-C aptain was himself again.

        Without the traditional challenging scream, he leaped through the wall
of leaves and slashed left and right. One of the humans went down under his
blows, flagging bloody strings of tissue. Nyawk-Captain paused only to shake
fragments of meat and fabric offhis paws.

        The human holding the Thrintun device dropped it and rolled to one
side. The artifact skittered through the leaves, up-ended, and dropped. The
human reached for it.

        Realizing its immediate value, Nyawk-Captain dove after it, pushing
that human away with a forehand swipe that snagged cloth and skin. He fought
his way down through twigs and vines, into the lower levels of the canopy.

       Too late!

        He could see the wand falling, spinning, finally striking the brittle
soil of the forest floor.

        Whatever the device might be, Nyawk-Captain's instincts told him that
by retrieving it he would preserve his honor and buy his way back into Admiral
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        good graces. He leapt for a nearby trunk and raced down it headfirst,
movingjust slower than terminal velocity. Nyawk-Captain did a diving roll
across the ground and gathered up the fallen prize.

        He paused only to stash it with his powered armor and then headed back
up the tree to finish off the rema~rung hurts.

        Hugh Jook was messily dead, scattered in four pieces across the canter
of their clearing. Several meters away, Sally Krater crouched in fetal
position with her hands locked around a tree limb. Fellah had disappeared.

        The attack had broken Cuiller's left arm, that much he could tell from
its angle, although the onset ofshock had spared him much pain yet. He also
felt blood oozing from four puncture wounds in his upper chest. Possibly some
cracked ribs, too.

        Cuiller lifted himself and approached Krater slowly, not wanting to
frighten her more. He spoke gently and touched her head, massaging her temples
with his good hand.

        "Lieutenant? Sally? Are you hurt?"

        No response.

        He began moving his palm in wide circles across the nape of her neck
and shoulders.

        "Sally. It's all right. Time to wake up."

        "N-no-oh," she moaned.

        "Time to move, Sal."

        "It'll come back!"

        "No, no. The cat's all gone. Come on now, wake up."

        Cuiller reached for her hands, still clenched around the limb, and
pulled on them gently. Reason began to return to her eyes. She straightened.
Her fingers slipped loose. The hands fell inertly into her lap.

        He lifted them with his good hand, and worked his stiff arm gently
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        against her as much as he could without grating the ends of broken
bone.

        Sally slid close to him and nestled her face against his uniform
collar. Her hands crept up, around his shoulders, locking behind his neck.
Cuiller rubbed her back in slow, smooth circles, pulling her closer.

        Sally's mouth lifted. Her lips first touched the corner of hisjaw,
then moved south to find his own.

       He kissed her for the first time, for a long time.

        Then the world began to catch up with them, and Cuiller pulled
backjust enough to look into her face.

       "Hello," he said, smiling.

        "What happened?" She seemed newly awakened, disoriented, lost.

       "We had a visitor. Kzinti kind. Are you hurt at all?"

       "I-I don't think so. You?"

       "Some. Not a lot of pain yet."

       "Where's Hugh?"

        Cuiller glanced over his shoulder. "The kzin got hirn.... He seems to
be dead."

       Krater roused. "Seems to be . . . ? Maybe I can-"

        He pulled her back down and locked eyes with her. "You can't, Sally."

        She sagged, leaning against his good arm. He caressed her once more.

        "Come on," he said. "We can't stay here. That kzin may come again."

       "Where can we go?"

        "Anywhere away from here. Back toward the ship. I don't know."

       "Can you use the harness?"

       "Not with this arm."

        Careful not to look directly atJook's remains, she began to feel for
his pack and gather their scattered possessions and laser weapons.

       "Then we'll have to make slow time," she said.

       The two ofthem moved offquietly Cuiller remembered

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        to keep a hand over his chest wounds so as not to leave brood spoon

        The Elders of Pruntaquila, those inventors of language and studied
readers of emotion, believed that bemg is the process of becoming.

        "And if I do not stay out of that or ange monster's reach," Fellah
muttered to hunselœ, "then I willbecome lundi."

        He crept under and through the varied leaf-layers, hiding after the
kzin's brutal attack. He spent a few solemn moments studying the remaining
humans as they crouched in place, wasting time. Then he moved on, toward a
place of greater distance and safety. And as he moved, Fellah considered all
that the humans had been saying.

        Clearly they did believe themselves the inheritors of the Thrintun
Masters. In their own inverted language, this Interworld, they were both
givers and receivers of Discipline. Their talk hinted at complex relationships
and exchanges of Power in patterns that even a Balladeer had never
contemplated. And~yet they were not alone in their desire for control. That
kzin had thought of himselfas "free," too.

        Much had occurred in the "long, long time" since Guerdoth had packed
Fellah away in the time-bending case. And that implied other things.... If the
Thrintun were all dead and these new creatures risen unpredictably in their
place during these three-times-five unimaginable spans of time, then so were
the Pruntaquila gone from this universe.

        "I will have no mate," Fellah said aloud, mournfully, in his native
tongue. "I will leave none of my line. Nor any student. And I will make no
mark on the future." It was a dismal thought. For a brief span, Fellah
considered offering himselfup to the kzin's daws.

       Then something else occurred to him.

        All his life he had known the straitjacket bindings of       310
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        Thrintun Power and had endured the frivolous whims to which the
Masters were prone. But in the few hours he had spent among these humans, even
when they were threatened by the terrible kzin, he had felt uncertainty and .
. . excitement! Fellah saw now that the iron course of Discipline, even when
it was shaped as commands to love and respect, had been like a heavy weight on
his mind. And that weight had been totally missing from his thoughts ever
since the time-box was opened. Except for a brief moment when the Daff had
used the Baton-or "Fiddle," as it was called in Interworld-on him.

        The only trace of Power now left in this universe was the Baton itself
And it was under control of the kzin. From what Fellah had seen, they were
almost as clever as the humans. They certainly had the use of fire, metals,
and other sophisticated technologies. And the awareness Fellah had tasted from
mirrored a whole race, millions more like this one savage kzin, waiting beyond
the distances between the stars.

        They were intelligent enough to use the Baton, perhaps even to copy
it, creating mind-weapons of unimaginable power. Although his experience
ofthese creatures was limited, Fellah supposed it would not displease the
kzinti to have worlds full of creatures such as the Sally and Cuiller
commanded to jump on cue into their wide, waiting mouths.

        Suddenly, Fellah's mind firmed. There was indeed one thing he could
do, one last gesture he could make, to leave his mark on the future.

        Nyawk-Captain climbed quickly up into the canopy. He oriented himself
on the remains of the one dead human.

        No live ones presented themselves. He was sure, however, that at least
one of the remaining two was wounded. How far could they have gone? He tried
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        smell them out, but the scent of the kill in the immediate area was
too strong and distracting, the odors ofthe humans too similar and confusing.
Nyawk-Captain had made a shallow box search of the area, and found nothing,
before he remembered his carbon-pattern detector.

        He returned to the ground, retrieved it, and sighted the locator back
up into the leaflayer.

        No return signal from any direction.

        And that should not be surprising. By this time the humans, even
slowed and wounded as they were, might have gone beyond the sensitivity of his
locator. Though honor demanded an accounting, there was certain danger in
carrying any plan of vengeance too far.

        Nyawk-Captain decided to take his prize, the Thrintun artifact, and
return to Cat's Paw in order to continue his mission. Success, victory, and
lasting honor were all still possible!

        After a stumbling kilometer, Cuiller finally collapsed into the leafy
layer, half-afraid-but only half-that his body would find its way through to
the long fall. His arm throbbed now with the pain and swelling of the break.
He could feel a raw heat creep up to his neck from the wounds in his chest.
Was he developing a fever?

       "Sally . . ."

        "Wait here,Jared." Krater settled him across a solid branch and dug
the remains oftheir autodoc out of her pack. She held up a vial of painkiller.
"I'm guessing about the dosage," she said, breaking open a needle and
injecting twenty cc's of clear fluid.

        A few minutes after the shot, Cuiller roused himself Already he was
feeling warm and gauzy and . . . better.

        "I should see to your arm," Krater said.

        "What're you . . . gonna to do?"
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       "D'you ever-?"

       "No."

        She examined his left arm, which angled slightly outward about halfway
above the elbow. Before he could offer further advice, she gently extended the
arm, placed her left palm against the front of his shoulder, curled her right
thumb under his elbow, wrapped her fingers over his forearm, and-pulled.

        White fire boiled up in his arm and he could actually feel the ends of
bone clicking together. Then Cuiller passed out.

        When he came to, Krater had already cut up one of the pack-frames with
a laser and made L-shaped splints with it. She had used the pack straps to
bind it to his arm and tied the pack-cloth into a sling. Now she was cutting
his uniform away from the puncture marks in his chest and dabbing them with an
astringent.

        "Sorry I've got nothing for bandages," she said. "But these holes
don't look that deep."

       "S'all right."

       "What do you think the kzin was trying to do?"

       "Kill us," he said with authority.

       "Then why did itleave so suddenly? With us not dead. "

        "I don't . . . Just before it pushed me, I seem to remember dropping
the Fiddle."

       "It went through the leaves," Krater agreed, "and
        fell." 'T

       "And the kzin went after it-as if he knee' it was valuable. "

       "Do you think he found it?"

        The foliage around them rustled, and both humans tensed for a renewed
attack. As Cuiller tried to lever himself more erect he stirred sharp pains in
his arm and shoulder. Krater stilled him with her hand.

        "It's Fellah," she said, pointing toward the small animal as it crept
out of the leaf-cover near their feet. "The big cat must have scared hen
badly, too," she concluded.

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       "Other ken . . . it's gone," Fellah said.

       aDid you see it go?" Sally asked. "I mean, how do you

        The Pruntaquilun raised its head, closed its eyes and seemed to sniff
the air. But Cuiller, who was watching closely, did not see the creature's
nose even twitch. Fellah's attention was focused farther back, behind his
eyes, inside his skull.

       "Gone'" Fellah confirmed.

       "How does he know that?" Sally asked Cuiller.

        Well, how does he speak Interworld?" he asked in return. "Fellah must
have some kind of telepathic sense, either innate or engineered. And it would
certainly be a useful quality in a singer and entertainer, to read the minds,
the emotional states of his audience. His language ability had improved
remarkably just from being around us."

        "You're saying he senses the kzin telepathically." She didn't sound
convinced.

       "He found his way right to us, didn't he?"

        "Okay, how 'boutit, Fellah?" she asked playfully. "Do you read minds?"
The Pruntaquilun looked at her seriously. "See words. Hear words." It wiggled
a shrug again.

       aWhat is the kzin going to do next?" Cuiller asked.

       "Kzin is gone."

       "Gone back to its ship? Gone from the planet? Where did it go?"

       "Gone."
        Krater shook her head. 'bared, he doesn't know anything about the
ship, remember? And he probably doesn't have much conception of planets and
astronavigation."

        "Gone far." Fellah said with a nod. "With prize for Admiral Lehruff.
Continue his mission."

        "What's that?" Cuiller said, fighting the fog of pamhll~ng drugs In
his head.
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        "Cat's paw . . . Mission to MaTgrave."

        "He's reading the kzin's thoughts directly," Cuiller told Krater.

        The linguist nodded. "I suppose we would, too-if we were a def
enseless lithe dog hiding f rom those giant cats. "

        "This could prove the Navy's theories," Cuiller went on. "Cat's paw.
That's probably some kind of inciting action, a deception or a fake, like a
feint against a mousehole."

        "I think maybe you're reading too much-"

        "And what else would an interceptor-class warship be doing this far
out?"

        "On patrol? Like us?"

        "Not with that kzin's mission so deeply ingrained in his mind that
Fellah can read it this clearly."

        "Kzinti are particularly dutiful," Krater pointed out.

        "And this one is dutifully heading back toward Margrave. You heard
that part, didn'tyou, Sally?"

        "Yes. That much was clear."

        "Then we have to stop him. Even if we can't get offthis planet
ourselves, we have to keep that kzin pinned here."

        "Why?" she asked.

        "It has the Slaver's device, doesn't it? That's the power to control
human and other minds, to make them do anything a kzin would want them to....
Think about that for a minute."

        "All right, Jared," she agreed. "But we have a prom lem: only two
laser rifles and three kzinti to kill."

        "Two," Fellah said. "Kzin the Daff fought, died soon after."

        "How do you know that for sure?" Krater asked. "You were with me all
the time, and I didn't see that."

        "His mind . . ." The animal paused significantly. "Gone."
        "And not back to his ship, either," Cuiller summed up. "That's good
news, Sally.... Ahh-gahhh," he yawned. "It makes the odds a little more even."
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        finished sleepily, finally succumbing to the painkillers. His arm felt
a lone wav away

        "Those are armed kzinti you're talking about," Sally protested. "With
a functioning warship to hoot."

        He was already halfway down the well of sleep, but Cuiller roused.
"Then the trick," he said easily, Will be to separate them from their ship . .
. before they can take off." He yawned again.

        The forest around him darkened as if with the fall of night,and
Kratercaughthimas hefellintoitasintoabed.

        "In any human army, that would be a field piece," Cuiller observed.

        After sleeping, recuperating, and moving on, he and Krater now hung
inside the canopy, lost in the shadows of the curving, vaulting branches that
ascended from one of the trunks. They looked down through holes in the
greenery that they opened-slowly, naturally, like a riffle of wind-with their
dangling toes. They were suspended above the kzinti ship, with a horizontal
offset of less than fifty meters.

        Cuiller studied the vessel with a pair of binoculars, working them
one-handed. One of the kzinti was climb ing on the outside, naked except for a
beltful of tools, working with a mechanical fitting against the curve of the
hull. The other, in full armor, stood watch. That one's visored helmet moved
across regular arcs of the canopy surrounding the ship, and each time he
panned toward them, Cuiller let the veil of leaves slide smoothly mto place.

        It was the kzin's massive rifle that had caught the commander's
attention: some kind of pulsed energy weapon.

        "Can you sense them, Fellah?" he asked the small creature snuggled
into Sally Krater's arms. "How close are they to finishing repairs, hey?"

        Fellah raised his head and looked gravely down, past their toes. He
appeared to consider. "Repair. Soon."        316 Ma7~Kzin Wars V

        Cuiller realized that the alien's exposed white hair would make an
effective aiming point for that cannon. And that gave him an idea.

        "I think I can improve our odds with one shot," he told Krater.

       "How?"
        '~First, by splitting our positions and halving our vulnerabilities. I
want you and Fellah to maneuver off to the west, around the ship. Put about
twenty degrees of radial separation between us."

       "But then what are you going to do?"

        "I think I can pick off the kzin who's doing the work. Without
breaking my cover."

        "You'll get killed!" Sally said, alarmed. "That other one, in the
armor-with the weapon he's carrying, all he has to do is bear close on you.
And poofl"

       "It's a bigjungle."

       "He can take bigger sweeps with that thing," she said.

        "Sure, but I'll have time to gethim with my second shot. In case he
does a sweep, however, I want you in an alternate position.... You can offer a
diversion or something. "

        "I don't want you to risk yourself-sir! Look, why not wait for a
Bandersnatch to come along? That'll really keep him busy."

        "Because long before then the kzinti'll be all finished up and ready
to lift ship."

        "All right, Jared," she said coolly. "If you won't listen to reason,
we'll do it your way. But give me time to get in position."

       "Ten minutes?"

       "Time enough. But not a minute sooner, you hear?"

       "A full ten minutes, I promise."

        With a baleful look, she withdrew higher into the canopy, taking
Fellah with her. Soon he could hear only the faint~hirr of her rig's winder
motor.

        As he waited, Cuiller spread the leaves below him and practiced taking
aim with his rifle. Holding it

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        steady in his right hand did not work, and he could not find a point
of purchase on the cloth sling covering his left arm. Then he figured out a
solution.

        Cuiller worked his winder and rose into the forest cover until he
could get his feet under him. Paying out slack, he took a loop of the
fiuorescent-dyed monofilament and wrapped it around the rifle housing. He
would have to control the rifle's tendency to lever up and slip the loop as he
put his weight on the line, but he could do that with his right elbow. The
only other danger was that the monoFla~ might cut into the weapon's barrel and
tear it apart. A calculated risk.

        Sally's time limit was still a minute short of coming up when Cuiller
lowered himselfback into firing position. He had no intention of letting her
offer any kind of diversion and so becoming a target herself.

        Cuiller moved the rifle around, holding it steady with his armpit on
the stock, sighting down the pips, to the forehead of the unarmed kzin. His
body was tending to pivot on the looped line, so he braced his feet against
the springy branches, the same ones that made up his concealment. Then he
gathered his concentration, breathed out slowly, and-

        A spear of blue-white light stabbed down from twenty degrees away to
his left and opened the kzin's skull. She had fired fast!

        The kzin on guard wheeled and sighted his field piece back in the
direction from which the beam had come-toward Sally!

        Bobbling slightly on his line, Cuiller shifted his aim faster,
immediately found a good side-on view of the aiming figure, and fired at the
breech of the kzin's rifle.

       The weapon exploded.
        When his weapon's energy packs discharged all at once, Nyawk-Captain
was thrown backward. The eyeshield of his visor flared white but saved his
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        from flying shrapnel. His whiskers were singed below the limits of its
protection, however, and the insides of his arms hurt terribly. He smelled and
tasted burned hair.

        Only when he tried to rise did he understand how critically the blast
had injured him. His upper limbs moved slowly, and some of the armor'sjoints
worked not at all. Molten metal from the exploding weapon had locked them,
dripping even as far as the knee flexor on his right side. He rolled in the
dirt, trying to break out of the imprisoning body-quit. The shell clasps up
his belly line were sticking, too.

        Wltha mammoth, flexingspasmofhisback, he brought the armor upright on
its knees and started to limp toward the ship's hatchway and the relative
safeq inside the hull. There he would also find tools to help him get free of
the imprisoning suit Witheverystephetook,Nyawk-Captain expected more energy
pulses to blast away the ablative surf ace and heat the steel shell over his
back.

        When he got his locked paws on the hatch roaming, he remembered the
impossible squeeze that moving into and out of the airlock had been, even with
fully functioning armor. He wasn't going to make it.

        He was beating the suit's belly against hullmetal, trying   to break the
clasps free, when one of the humans dropped out of the trees on a   thin, purple
wire and put the projector of a laser rifle against his forehead.   A small,
fluffy white animal which curled under one of its armsjumped free   and
scrambled into the ship.

       NYawk-Cantain, staring into the human's glaring

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       `~ ~ ~~r-----,--eyes, did not dare move.

        After a second, the white animal came out with the Thrintun artifact
held in its jaws. Nyawk-Captain remembered leaving the device on the ship's
workbench for his and Navigator's further study. As the animal emerged, a
second human-dais one more wounded Han the first-came down on another wire and
also levered its rifle.

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        The first human put aside its own weapons, took dhe alien artifact
from the White fluff, and aimed it at Nyawk-Captain's forehead instead.
        Krater tried various settings on the Fiddle and watched with a
clinical eye as the kzin twitched and went into convulsions. She setded on one
which left it trembling and hypnotised inside its steel restraints.

         "This process can either be painful or not," Cuiller explained to the
kzin slowly in Interworld. "I don't drink it understands, Sally," he said
finally.

        "Well, if I let up with dais cling,'' she proposed, "he might tee able
to nod or something. Want to try it?"

        "No thanks. You keep him under" Cuiller turned back to the kzin and
said conversationally, "Now, we need to borrow your ship, Kitty. I'm going to
burn you out of that armor, and you're going to cooperate-one way or
another."

        Cuiller studied the latches down dhe suit's front. They were Robbed
widh metal and streamers of burned plastic. He placed dhe projector of his
laser alongside dhe middle one and fired a shortburst. The clasp flew offinto
the dirt. He repeated widh dhe odher two, and tile clamshell halves of dhe
belly plate sagged apart. The commander then laid tile rifle against dhe soft,
reddish fur underneath.

        "Slowly," he told the kzin.

        The warrior shrugged massively, widhdrawingits arms from dhe crabbed
gaundets, vambraces, rerebraces, and pauldrons. It divided its attention
between Cuiller's aim widh dhe rifle and Krater's hold on dhe Fiddle.

        Krater twisted something, and the kzin's eyes crossed. Its hands moved
sideways, too fast for Cuiller to react. He almost opened the massive chest
with a burst before he understood that the Fiddle had prompted that sudden
movement.

        "Keep working on it," Cuiller told her, "I think you're getting
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        or navigator of this interceptor, because that's the only way he'llbe
able to help us."

        Then inspiration struck.

        "Hey, Fellahl" Cuiller called.

        The tiny alien was dwarfed by the huge warcat, but he glanced up at
the commander with some confidence.

        "Talk to the kzin," Cuiller told him. "Get inside his mind. See
words-say words. Tell him we need his ship, need him. Take us to Margrave.
Tell him Margrave. He can do it the easy way or hard. But one way or another,
he's going to take us to Margrave."

        Fellah looked at Cuiller with his big, dark eyes gleaming out from
among the white hair. The commander sensed that the alien understood what he
meant. After a moment, Fellah turned to the kzin and began to growl and spit
in a timbre that was no more suited to his delicate, curling tongue than
Interworld was.
         Through his sudden pain and the sensory confusion that the Thrintun
artifact had thrust upon him, Nyawk-Captain was catching only a fraction of
the humans' speech and understanding even less. Still, the gestures with the
rifle were significant. He did hear the word "Margrave," which as the proper
name for a human-dominated planet was common to both Interworld and his own
language

       Then the Whitefluffbegan speaking in the Hero's Tongue.

        "Thinskins take you. We-they put you . . . at disadvantage."

        Nyawk-Captain stopped trying to override the nervescrambles
thatimprisoned him and listened closely.

       'True enough," he growled.

       "You are with . . . Iuck."

        "Be careful how you tease me, Fluff. I might still regain enough
control with just one finger pad to squash you."

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       "Be silent. I-Fellah help you."

        I "Why should you help a kzin when you travel with

       the humans?"
       "They prison me, too."

       "True enough. So. What do you propose?"

        "Human the Sally works the . . . Painstick. She does it badly, yes?
You are more aware now, yes?"

        Nyawk-Captain suddenly saw the opportunity before him. The alien
artifact, the Painstick, impeded his actions more or less as the human woman
varied the intensity and direction of its strange power. The eerie music still
gave Nyawk-Captain a headache but, as the human woman fretfully twisted and
fingered the device, its nerve signals were less paralysing to him than they
had been at first. Eventually he might work free of it and be able merely to
simulate a body under external control. Then, if he could keep from retching,
he would pretend to do what they wanted-until they were both distracted.

        "I see your meaning, yes," he told the Fluff. "What do you suggest?"

        "They want you take . . . ship and them. Go to place called
'Margrave.' You know this?"

        "Yes, I know Margrave. My crew and I were headed there, before we
landed here." And, with luck and at the human's own prompting, Nyawk-Captain
told himself, It's Paw might still arrive there right on schedule.

        "Play along," the Whiteflufftold him. "Pretend pain. Be docile. Be
watchful, too."

       "Yes. Until the moment."

       "I tell you when," the tiny alien advised.

        The human male interrupted them with "[Something unintelligible]
Margrave?"

        The Flufflooked back and answered with "[More nonsense sounds]
Margrave."

         Nyawk-Captain nodded his head vigorously in the human gesture
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       climbed slowly out ofthe armor's greaves and cuisses.

        The work Navigator had been performing on the hull when he died was
related only to the sensors for defensive weapons-useful but not essential
systems, now. Nyawk-Captain's mission could proceed without them.

        The kzin's stomach lurched and staggered with a change of balance as
human the Sally tried a new twist with the artifact. The device was still
making him do strange things and feel unusual sensations, some pleasant but
most merely irritating. It was infuriating to occasionally lose control, but
he could learn to live with that. He could even feel himselfbeginning to like
the human female, just a little.

        The other human went through the airlock first, keeping his rifle
levered on Nyawk-Captain's throat. The kzin let him. When he wanted, when the
time was right, he would take away that toy before the human could fire it.

        Cuiller backed the kzin into the central crash-cradle and made it sit
down. While he held the rifle to its forehead, Sally used the couch's cloth
straps and mechanical braces to bind the kzin. She left one forearm and paw
free to work the instruments at its station. However, a brief and sweeping
study of the control layout had convinced Cuiller that at least two people
were needed to pilot the interceptor.

        Once the kzin was secured, Krater stepped up to the main panel and
fastened the Fiddle to a cleared space with a wad of stickum from her pack.
She arranged it so the Fiddle's presumed working end pointed at the captive's
forehead.

        Cuiller inspected the arrangement. "I hope longterm exposure to that
thing isn't going to render him incapacitated, or dead."

        "We could do worse," she suggested.

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        Fellah sat quietly on the deckplates, where Cuiller hand set him
down.

        "Okay, Fellah, tell him we need to start the main polarisers and lift
ship. He'll tell you how, and you translate for us. Or, I guess, you can just
point at whatever controls we should attend to next."

        The alien absorbed this and began spitting in the Hero's Tongue.
Cuiller and Krater settled into the two remaining kzinti couches and tried to
adapt the crash webbing to their smaller bodies.

        With pantomime gestures and low growls, the kzin instructed Fellah in
takeoff procedures. Then he relayed the instructions in a series that went,
"Push this, pull that, turn this one until red line comes up here, do not move
until this disk turns blue."

        Working one-handed, Cuiller hit switches and verniers in the indicated
order. The airlock closed, the board lit up, and somewhere back of them the
world stiffened and shifted as the gravity polarisers kicked in.

        On one of the screens, he watched the landing site and CaU:sto's
battered hull dwindle and then disappear in a wash of green. In another second
the green foliage was gone, dissolving in a flutter of hazy light that turned
a chlorine-tinted white as the ship, still accelerating, rose above the limb
of the planet.

       "Good-bye, Beanstalk," Krater called cheerfully.

        "Good-bye, Daffand Hugh," Cuiller added soberly. "They were good
shipmates."

       "Amen to that."

        As they cleared atmosphere, the kzin turned back to Cuiller directly
and gestured with its free paw toward controls on the panel in front of it.

        The commander studied the almost-glazed eyes and the string of dribble
at the corner of the kzin's blacklipped mouth. Was he missing some procedure-
landing gear, hull integrity, something important? Cuiller threw the switches
that the kzin had indicated.        324 MamAiinwa" V

        The cabin was immediately filled with the buzz of an open comm
circuit. An anxious kzinti face peered out of the screen directly ahead. It
warbled a growl at them, and its eyes grew suddenly large.

        Before the kzin in the chair could respond, Krater lunged forward,
grabbed the Fiddle, and began pressing all its keys. Their kzinti captive went
rigid and trembled with induced Catalonia.

        Cuiller frantically turned all the switches on the section of control
board he'd just used, scrambling them with random settings. Finally, the alien
face faded out in a blaze of static.
       "Our captive was faking submission," he observed.

        "I'm sorry,Jared," she said apologetically. "I don't know enough about
the Fiddle to make him do anything more than twitch. Can we fly this ship
alone?"

        "I think I could pick out the star pattern surrounding Lambda
Serpentis," Cuiller said. "We can probably bend a vector in that direction.
And, given a few tries with this comm system, I think we can call out those
segments ofthe U.N. fleet stationed at Margrave."

       "Who was it that he contacted?" Sally asked.

        "His commanding officer?" Cuiller suggested. "Some flight dispatcher
back in kzinti space?"

        "The face on that comm screen appeared almost instantly, didn't it? So
the relay time was virtually nil. Whoever it was is damn close, Captain.
Closer than kzinti space."

       "Kzin . . . self-named Lehruff," Fellah offered. "Admiral."

        "I was tricked into opening a comm-circuit directly into the entire
kzinti command structure," Cuiller said. "Now the entire Patriarchy is going
to know something damn peculiar has happened aboard this ship."

       "Damned bad," from Fellah.

        "Well, not much we can do about it now," Cuiller said. "Except run
like hell and call for reinforcements n

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       325

       "Agreed," Krater said.

        "We travel," Fellah said. "Be here 'long, long time.' In this small
space," he observed thoughtfully. "Enough food here? Hey, Sally?"

        "Don't worry, Fellah," she assured him. "We won't eat a sentient
species."

       Fellah waved a paw at the recumbent kz~ " Does he?"

        "Time lies with we-us. Our side," the Whitefluff growled sternly to
Nyawk-Captain "You . . . risk. With Lehruœ Damn bad doings."
          "I know it," the ken growled in return, idly making gestures at a
disused   bank of controls that the Fluff could demonstrate to the humans as a
pretext   for making conversation. The human male cautiously worked the sliders,
unaware   that he was just opening and cycling the ship's atmosphere vanes. "I
thought   it was an opportunity worth the taking," Nyawk-Captain explained.

          "Risk to be taking! Do not again."

          "Why not?"

          "Human the Sally will use maximum setting. Painstick cripples. It also
kills."

        Nyawk-Captain eyed the device where it was stuck to the main panel,
aimed at him. After his trick with the comm-circuits, the woman had readjusted
its settings. For a brief time, the Painstick had left him dazed and
trembling.

        And this had been good, Nyawk-Captain thought now. The experience had
shown him the weapon's unique flaw. Continuous exposure, even at the highest
settings, allowed an active brain to become acclimatised to the effect. Like a
patch of skin under abrasion, his mind was developing the neural equivalent of
a callus. After a span of hours he had found himself able to shape coherent
thoughts and activate useful synapses around the offending signals. He still
did not have        326 Man Knin

        much control-not enough to slip the bonds of his couch, turn upon the
humans, and rend them to bloody fragments. But his head was definitely growing
dearer and his limbs felt more his own.

        "On this . . . heading, at this . . . velocity," Fluff groped for the
navigational terms in the Hero's Tongue, "Lehruffcatches us?"

          ,~, j

        "What? No, his fleet is still a day or more behind us." "All along way
to Margrave?"

          "He was going there already."

        "But these humans, we-they get there first," Fluff concluded. "Humans
have their own fleet at Margrave?"

        "Yes, there will be a battle. Not as grand as the one we kzinti had
planned, but enough still to-"

        "Humans have the Painstick. Soon all humans have it. Some will learn
better than human the Sally." Fellah spat in a particularly suggestive
manner.

        Now that was a bad thought. Nyawk-Captain envisioned bands of raucous
monkeys armed with copies ofthe Painstick. They were cutting down armed kzinti
in mid-leap and marching them off as twitching zombies. He saw the males of
the Patriarchy reduced to the status of shivering, voiceless females.... And
the Fluffwas right. These two humans would get to Margrave ahead of the Last
Fleet and call out their Navy. They would certainly have time to turn the
Painstick over to their high command, who would remove it from the battle
theater for study and duplication. The Patriarchy might win this coming
BattleofMa~rave, and still lose their souls foreternity.
        Could Nyawk-Captain stop them? Could he give these humans notjust
useless instructions but damaging ones? Could he dupe them into disabling
Cat's Paw, so that Lehruffwould draw even with them and take everyone aboard
his flagship? That would deliver the Painstick neatly to Lehruffand then to
the Patriarchy.

       Or, barring that, might Nyawk-Captain trick the

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       HEY DIDDLE DIDDLE

       327

       humans into destroying this ship?

        Unlikely.... His stupid (yes, it was stupid!) attempt with the
communications switch had alerted the human male to Nyawk-Captain's potential
for trickery. The humans would be doubly careful with every command he
suggested now. Only those with no effect-like their current twiddling of the
atmosphere vanes-would escape that scrutiny.
        However, Nyawk-Captain might be able to slow them up. He could cut
their lead ahead of the Last Fleet. Then Lehruffwould overtake and . . . But
no. Even if that one glimpse over the comm-circuits had alerted Lehruffto some
kind of disturbance aboard the Paw, the old kzin still had his orders. He
would only follow the interceptor down to MaIgrave and let the Cat's Paw make
its feinting run, as planned. Lehruffknew how to do his duty, even if things
he saw in a flash of broken communications might trouble his eyes.

       Then Nyawk-Captain knew what he had to do.

        His only worry was his failing strength. At their current speed, it
would be many days before the human fleet stationed at MaIgrave came out to
take possession ofthePaw. Until that time, the two humans would keep him
bound, physically and mentally, or so they thought. They would loosen the
bonds only to feed him and take instruction in ship operations. But even then,
the woman had discovered intravenous supplements among the medical supplies,
and these had diagrams to guide a nonmedical kzin in an emergency. The woman
had rigged drip equipment above his crash-couch and was running the tasteless
liquids into the vein at Nyawk-Captain's neck.

        His flesh would soon be melting away. Eventually his atrophied muscles
would be as weak as the humans' own. He would be weak as a kzitten when they
finally released him-but maybe that would be enough.

        "Tell the human to stop his adjustments," he instructed Fluff. "We've
had enough nonsense f or one watch. "        328 Ma - ~ Wa7sV

        The little animal nodded and turned away to make his soft and useless
mouthings.

        Nyawk-Captain relaxed and composed his mind, exploring new pathways
around the Painstick's ingrained signals. He prepared himselffor a continued
stream of idle days.

        For twenty days Jared Cuiller had been surreptitiously monitoring the
approach ofthe kzinti warfleet behind them and relaying his observations ahead
to the human fleet that had sailed from Margrave on his alert. He had also
hoped to renew with Sally the intimacy they had derived from that one long
kiss among the treetops. But the quarters in the captured interceptor were too
cramped, the kzin was too restless, and Fellah too keenly observant.

        "Maybe later." Sally had smiled, when he first shyly proposed it.
"We'll have lots of time."

        But would they? He thought dismally of the major battle that was
brewing, with a war surely to follow. As Cuiller made his observations ofthe
kzintifleet, he dared probe in their direction for no more than a few seconds.
And still these peeks accounted for hundreds of obvious warships and other
massed vessels. When the two forces came together, it was going to be a battle
to remember.

        Too bad, in a way, that they wouldn't be on hand to take part in it.
But earlier he had arranged to rendezvous with an Empire-class supply ship
somewhere on the human side of the conjectured clash point among the stars.
The Navy would take this captured ship in tow and transfer offJared and
Sally's prisoner and their prizes: a new sentient life form, a working
stasisbox, and-best of all-a mechanical enhancement of the Slavers' power.
Rich prizes.

        In the many days that the two humans and Fellah had to study the
interceptor's layout, Cuiller had worked out its flight sequencers to his own
satisfaction.

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       329

        And now, within visual-contact distance of the globe comprising the
human fleet, he shut down the gravity polarisers and let the ship drift
forward at a considerable fraction of}ight-speed.

        "Cuiller to Sierra," he called, adjusting the comm panel. "Ready to
match velocities."

        I The supply ship dropped out of the battle forma
       tion, dived below hyperspace, and showed up on one
       of the control board's screens.

        "We'll take you with magnetic grapples, Captain Cuiller," the bridge
officer informed him. And no, the rank he used was not a slip of the tongue,
either: "Captain," instead of"Lieutenant Commander."

       Jared and Sally began powering down nonessential systems.

       "What about him?" she asked, pointing at the recumbent kzin.

        At first their captive had thrashed around, testing his restraints,
but as the days wore on he had become increasingly silent, spending more and
more time sleeping. Krater had changed his fluid bottles regularly, taking new
ones from the food generator, which she had programmed from a card in the
medical supplies. Now, as they approached the englobement, the kzin's only
response was an occasional yawn and whole-body shudder. She routinely wiped
white drool from the flanged mouth as he lay there.

        "I guess we'll have to untie him to make the transfer," Cuiller said.
"We knew that sooner or later we'd have to trust your control with the Fiddle
alone."

        He flexed his own left arm, which had begun to heal straight and
painlessly. That was probably thanks in part to his new diet of rich, red meat
which seemed to be the food machine's only other setting.

       Krater unstuck the Fiddle from its place on the control panel, being
careful to keep it oriented on the kzin's head. Cuiller bent to undo the
couch's straps and        330 Manikin V

        braces. One by one he released the mechanical controls over their
comatose enemy.

          Cuiller's head was down near the backrest when he heard the couch
squeak.

          'dared! Look out!" Sally warned.

        Ahuge paw, twenty centiTneters wide, sweptacrossover his head and
snagged the Fiddle out of her hands. In the partial gravity ofthe control
space, the device flew toward the wall, bounced offit with a cam/, missed
Cuiller's ear by four centimeters on the rebound, ricocheted under the control
panel, and skittered along the floor.

        He dove for the Fiddle, but before his hands could close on it, a
massive, Hawed foot stamped down on the hullmetal plates. The barrel of the
device exploded in a shower of fragments and sparks. Cuiller closed his eyes
in reflex and felt the pieces patter against his face.

        The kzin ground its foot against the floor for good measure, then
kicked the mixed fragments off to one side. It had lurched out of the
crash-couch to reach the Fiddle, and now the kzin collapsed against the padded
armrest, gasping with the effort.

        Before the kzin could move again to attack Cuiller, Sally had
retrieved one of their laser rifles and slid its projector up against the
prisoner's left eye. The kzin raised his paw in a warding gesture and shook
his head. Then he slipped back into the chair and made to fasten the
restraints again.

        The kzin growled and hissed in Fellah's direction. "Better this way,
he says," the alien translated, and then, speaking directly: "Thrintun power .
. . Bad thing, yes? Bad in your world. Bad in his. Now, no more."

          The kzin stretched his lips without baring his teeth.

        Cuiller looked down at the shattered tube and glittering shards of
what could be electronic circuits- or perhaps conductors of some other energy.
He nodded.

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        "Do humans eat their prisoners?" Fellah asked, again translating. "Or
do you allow an . . . honorable death . . . in hunt for sport."

        "NeitherJ,' Cuiller answered. "You-~ He pointed at the kzin. "-will
probably tee interned for the duration ofthe coming war.

        "Kept in . . . confulement?" Fellah asked, still working through the
Hero's Tongue.

       "Yes, certainly."

        "Worse yet. But . . ." And here the kzin thumped his paw on the
couch's padding. "Better at least than this."

        Magnetic grapples seized the hull. Fellah gave out a glad, barking
laugh that would translate the same in both Interworld and the Hero's Tongue.

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