Are you looking for a business opportunity?

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I have the perfect business for you. The product does not cost you any money*. The product is free and you can sell it over and over again without wearing it out. The product I am referring to does not spoil or get stale. People will send you money any time you ask for it. Often you can tell those who want your product how much money they must send you. It is a product that most people want and they are willing to pay you oodles of money to get. The only thing you have to do is offer them promises. You can promise them anything you want at no cost to yourself. You pay nothing for promises and you can sell them for any amount you ask for. The greater is the promise the more money in your pocket. It's like taking candy from a baby. 

By selling this product, you gain many benefits. It makes you feel important and needed; it gives you the feeling of omnipotence. Everywhere you go you will be recognized, and your name will be known around the world. People will say nice things about you and will want your service. Once you are in business, you can heel people with afflictions that will be very impressive. When you pay for this service, you can add whatever initials you want, they all sound important.

Those who are already selling this product are Billy Graham, Pat Robertson, and Oral Roberts.

*The only cost to you is selling you my idea.

Newton Joseph, Ph.D.

drnjoseph@socal.rr.com