To Steve, who helped me immensely and without complaint and
exhibited considerably more patience than I might have managed if the
roles were reversed.
      And to Alexander, the light of my life, who, despite seeing me
only at dinner for months on end, still remembered to call me Mommy.

                                 ***

                              Kendermore

                           by Mary Kirchoff

      Late afternoon was a peaceful time at the Inn of the Last Home
in the village of Solace. Three friends sat at their favorite table
near the inn's fireplace, making plans.

      "Where do you think you'll go first, Tas?" The speaker was Tanis
Half-Elven, who relaxed with his chin cupped in his an and his elbow
propped on the dark, oak table.

      Across the table from Tanis sat his kender friend, Tasslehoff
Burrfoot. Next to Tasslehoff was the burly dwarf, Flint Fireforge.

      The smell of smoke hovered about the kender's nose. It clung to
all forty-eight inches of his childlike frame, from the toes of his
blue leggings to the very tip of his topknot of ginger-colored hair.
The familiar scent comforted him, for he was just a smidgeon sad; soon
he would be leaving his closest friends for five years, which was a
very long time. Their tight-knit group of seven had decided to part
and meet again - five years to the day - after they'd learned what
they could about rumors of war in the land, as well as solve some
personal problems.

      "I haven't thought much about where I'm going yet," the kender
said vaguely. "Wherever the wind blows me, I guess." Raising an empty
flagon upside-down, Tasslehoff threw his head back and waited for the
last dollop of flavorful foam to slide slowly into his waiting mouth.
At last, the froth drizzled out with a "plop!"

      Smacking his lips in satisfaction, he wiped them with the edge
of his fur-trimmed sleeve. Squinting agains't the haze in the dimly
lit taproom, he looked at Tanis. "Friends all over Krynn have been
waiting for my next visit, though!" Tasslehoff pushed his empty mug to
the edge of the table for refilling.

      Flint's eyes twinkled merrily under his bushy, grayblack brows.
"I'll bet they've been waiting! And I'll bet they've kept busy, too,
working on kender-proof door locks!" Beneath his huge bulb of a nose
and wild, peppery moustache, the old dwarf's mouth opened wide with
laughter, setting his fleshy cheeks to jiggling. Even Tanis, ever the
peacemaker, could not help smirking behind his hand.

      "Oh, do you think so, really?" Tasslehoff cried earnestly. As he
smiled, his young face broke into a thousand tiny, spreading creases,
like a shattered pane of stained glass. Facial wrinkles were a
characteristic shared by all kender, which made it very difficult to
accurately guess a kender's age. "Most locks nowadays are so flimsy -
no protection at all! I don't know how anyone expects to keep anything
safe anymore."

      "No one does if kender are about," Flint snorted under his
breath. He could tell from Tanis's warning glance that the elf's sharp
ears had caught his words. Tanis liked to defend the kender against
Flint's gratuitous insults, even if Tas was never in the least truly
offended.

      Two of Flint's fingers, tightly pressed together, disappeared
under his moplike moustache, and he blew a loud, sharp whistle. The
inn was not busy, so in no time the innkeeper's adopted daughter
appeared. She was a rosy-cheeked girl with eager eyes and
short-cropped, dark, curly hair. Though a slight breeze blew through
large cracks in the inn's few arched, stained-glass windows - in a few
weeks they would be doubly covered with oiled parchment to keep out
the winter - the weather on this day was unseasonably warm for early
fall. Flint called it "summer's last dance." Coupled with the heat
from the ever-present fire in the hearth, the heavy air had pasted the
girl's hair to her forehead and moistened her coarse, graying tunic to
her back.

      "Yes, sir?" she inquired eagerly. Her voice carried none of the
weariness so common among seasoned serving wenches. In a few years,
Flint thought sadly, when the impertinence and unwanted attentions of
too many men wore her down...

      "Tika, isn't it?" he asked, and she nodded. Flint smiled
encouragingly. "Then, Tika, I need two more -" Tanis quickly drained
the last of his own mug and pushed it forward. "- make that three more
mugs of Otik's fine ale," Flint corrected himself. "On me."

      "Very good, sir." Tika's willowy form bobbed once, then darted
skillfully through the closely spaced tables to the bar.

      The Inn of the Last Home was shaped like the letter "L." The
ceiling was low, making the room cozy for small groups, though
sometimes on very busy nights it just seemed cramped. The walls were
built of thick, dark beams sealed with a thin mixture of tar, which
gave off a heavy, musky scent that was pleasantly familiar to the
inn's regular patrons. Small, round tables filled the room, though
Otik had also included one long table with benches to encourage
conversation among strangers.

      The kitchen, a noisy, bustling place, was at the foot of the L.
The sounds of pans rattling and the cook screaming, and the enticing
scent of Otik's renowned spiced potatoes, were not unusual at any
hour.

      What was unusual was that the inn was built in the mighty
branches of a vallenwood tree, a graceful, fastgrowing giant that
seemed to thrive around Solace. In fact, the entire town, except for
the stables and a few other buildings, was all located high above
ground in vallenwood trees. The village was unlike any other -
breathtakingly beautiful, yet practical for defense. Bridgewalks
spiraled to the ground around the trunks and swayed gently in the air
between trees, linking together businesses, families, and friends.

      The three friends seated before the fire seemed lost in thought
as Tika returned with their drinks. The young girl's eyes lingered on
Tanis's attractive face - the dark, wide-set, brooding eyes,
cheekbones seemingly chiseled from marble, and his thick, wavy, red
hair, carelessly uncombed. But when her gaze dropped unconsciously to
his lean, muscled torso, obvious even through his shirt, her hands
grew clumsy and she slopped a bit of ale across the table.

      "Oh, I'm sorry... it must be the heat." she mumbled, jabbing at
the spill with the hem of her apron.

      "No harm done," Tas assured her. "It's really a very small
puddle. Actually, I'm impressed that you hit the table at all,
considering the way you were staring at -"

      "Thank you, Tika," piped Flint, drowning out the rest of the
kender's all-too-honest proclamation. Tika flushed crimson and,
grateful for the dismissal, dashed into the shadows of the kitchen.

      "Tas, you shouldn't have embarrassed her like that," Flint
scolded the kender.

      "Embarrassed who' Whatever do you mean? Oh, Tika!" Tas finally
caught Flint's meaning. "It's not my fault if she fills mugs to the
brim, although" - he shrugged - "personally I like that in a girl."
Tas scooped a fingerful of foam from the top of one of the mugs and
guided it into his mouth.

      Flint rolled his eyes in mock disgust. "There's not a bit of
common sense in that head of yours sometimes. You shouldn't have
pointed out that she was staring at Tanis."

      Tas looked puzzled "But girls always stare at Tanis. Have you
seen some of the looks Kitiara gives him? Why, sometimes I get so
embarrassed it's hard to watch! Kit never seems to feel ashamed,
though. I wonder why..."

      "Uh-hmmm!" Tanis cleared his throat loudly, his face suddenly
hot. "Would both of you mind not talking about me as if I weren't
here?" He frowned sternly, turning to the unabashed kender. "Tas, what
Flint meant was -" Tanis groped for words that might persuade the
kender.

      "It doesn't matter," he sighed at last, seeing Tas's attentive,
childlike expression, curious yet uncomprehending.

      "So, Tanis," Flint said, striving to change the subject, "you
haven't told us where you're going." Pulling a chunk of wood and his
whittling knife from the depth of the brown leather vest he insisted
on wearing in every type of weather, Flint leaned back and began
carving details into the miniature form of a half-finished duck.

      Tanis stroked his clean-shaven chin and contemplated the fire's
blue flames. "I don't know... I thought I might wander toward the city
of Qualinost," he said ambiguously, his unblinking eyes burning.

      Flint looked up and gave Tanis a meaningful stare. Tanis's entry
into the world had been more difficult than most. His mother, an elf
woman raped by a human, had died giving birth to Tanis. The half-breed
child was raised by his mother's brother. Though his uncle treated the
boy as one of his own, Tanis never felt truly welcome among humans or
elves. And as Tanis grew into manhood, his mixed heritage became even
more physically apparent; he was smaller than most humans and larger
than most elves.

      It was then that he felt the attitude of his elven family
change. Everyone except Laurana, that is, whose girlish attentions
were not completely unwanted. Which made the tension between Tanis,
his uncle, and his uncle's sons - Laurana's brothers - even more
apparent.

      So he had left. The void haunted him, and he knew he must face
his uncle - and Laurana - one day. The task was complicated by the
fact that the man was not only his uncle, but the Speaker of the Sun,
the leader of the Qualinesti Elves.

      Flint reached out and squeezed Tanis's shoulder reassuringly.
"You'll always have a home here, lad."

      Tanis looked away from the flames, giving Flint a smile that was
not reflected in those brooding, dark eyes. "I know." But this was to
be a happy parting, and Tanis did not wish to think of Qualinost just
now. Not yet.

      He flashed Flint a cheery smile. "And if I know you, Flint
Fireforge, you'll spend the whole five years whittling before your
hearth."

      Flint sliced an over-large chunk from the wood in his fingers.
"And what would be wrong with that?" he asked indignantly. Tanis was
sure now that the dwarf intended to do just that.

      "Nothing, except that it would be awfully boring after an hour
or so," interjected Tasslehoff, sending sparks flying as he stirred up
the fire in the hearth. "You know, Flint, I could stay for a while and
keep you company and -"

      "And nothing." Flint cut in, glaring at the kender. "I don't
need any lame-brained kender underfoot! Did it occur to you that may e
I'd like to be a little bored after having you kids cluttering up my
hearth for so.long!" Tanis found the term "kid" amusing since he was
nearly one hundred years old by human reckoning, though he looked
twenty. Of course, Flint was no youngster himself - he was in his
early one-hundred-forties, which translated to late fifties for a
human.

      The grizzled dwarf wasn't finished yet. "Raistlin always
brooding, Sturm so blasted stoic, Kitiara forever arm-wrestling with
Caramon, or wrestling of another sort with Tanis...." His gruff
expression softened, and he gave the half-elf a good-natured poke in
the ribs.

      Tas leaned back his chair and propped his feet on the table. "Do
you think Sturm has a chance of finding his father in Solamnia?" he
asked, suddenly reminded of their friends who had already left. Sturm
Brightblade and Kitiara Uth-Matar had left Solace earlier in the day,
headed for Solamnia to the north. Sturm was searching for the father
he'd been forced to leave as a child, and Kitiara had gone along for
the adventure.

      "If Sir Brightblade is still alive, I'm sure Sturm will find
him," Tanis said firmly. "He can't miss with Kit along to help."

      The fire crackled and popped, spitting a hot ember onto Tas's
left leg. With a yelp he was on his feet, leaping around madly. "Ouch!
Ouch! Is that why Kit went - to look for Sturm's father?" he asked,
slapping furiously at his smoldering legging.

      Tanis, scarcely taken aback by the kender's acrobatics, replied
seriously, "I don't think Kit knows what she's looking for."

      The ember extinguished, Tas poked his finger through the
black-rimmed hole in his blue leggings. "Well, whatever it is, I'm
sure she'll find it," he said. "She's so..."

      "Driven?" Tanis completed the sentence.

      "Determined, I was going to say," said the ingenuous kender.

      "She is that," said Tanis with a knowing smile.

      "I'm worried about those darn fool brothers of hers," Flint
muttered, "although I don't know why I bother. And I don't care what
anyone says, Raistlin is too young to be taking that magical test in
the Tower of High Sorcery. Gonna get himself killed is all. And poor
Caramon - I don't know what he would do without him." The twin
brothers, Caramon and Raistlin Majere - Kitiara's half-brothers - had
already left as well. Frail Raistlin intended to take the dangerous
magic user's test in the Tower of High Sorcery at Wayreth, and his
burly brother Caramon had insisted on accompanying him for protection.

      Tasslehoff looked thoughtful. "I think it's the other way
around," he said, not intending to sound unkind. "I don't know what
Raistlin would do without Caramon. Unless, of course, he's dead."

      "Family...." was all Tanis said, his thoughts remote.

      "That's it!" Tas exclaimed, jumping to his feet, his eyes
sparkling with excitement. "That's what I'll do! I'll go visit my
family. Gee, I wonder where any of them are."

      "You don't know?" Flint asked, looking up from his whittling.
"How about your parents?"

      "Not exactly, no. Not lately, anyhow."

      "Then, how do you even know whether any of them are still
alive?" Tanis asked, sipping his ale.

      "Someone would have told me if they weren't, I guess," Tas
reasoned.

      "But if you don't know where they are, how would anyone know
where you are to tell you that someone whose whereabouts you didn't
know had died?" Flint sputtered awkwardly. The dwarf paused for a
moment, then shook his head. "Listen to me, now I'm starting to sound
like a kender!" he spat.

      But Tas was too busy listing off relatives to notice. "There's
Uncle Remo Lockpick, my father's uncle's second cousin, I think. He
has a wonderful collection of keys - big ones, small ones, heavy ones,
ones made of bright blue gems as big as your head." Tas scratched his
chin. "What would anyone use a key like that for?"

      Both Flint and Tanis wondered why any kender had need of a key,
considering their light-fingered tendencies, but each remained silent.

      "And then there's Uncle Wilfre," Tas continued thoughtfully,
"but no one's seen him in, oh, well... I guess I've never seen him,
actually." He took another pull on his ale before continuing.

      "My favorite uncle, though, is my mother's brother - I think,"
Tas said, happily remembering. "He's a Furrfoot, not a Burrfoot, which
is very confusing at family picnics, as you might guess. Anyway, Uncle
Trapspringer moved in with my family after his bride died on their
honeymoon. At least he assumed she was dead."

      "What do you mean, 'assumed'?" Tanis exclaimed.

      "That sounds tragic."

      "Oh, it's all very romantic, the way Uncle Trapspringer tells
it," Tas began, holding up his mug for a refill. The kender was
obviously gearing up for one of his long stories.

      "The short version, if you please," Flint warned him. "I don't
want to be sitting here, listening to your tale, when the others
return five years from now."

      Tasslehoff rolled his eyes. "Very funny, Flint. I've never told
you a five-year story. Not that I don't know a few....

      "Now," he continued as if uninterrupted, "Uncle Trapspringer and
his bride decided they didn't want to go just any old place for their
honeymoon, so that's exactly where they went. Or tried to, anyway."

      As usual, Tas was proving obtuse. "Where did they go?" Flint
asked, feigning patience. He was sorry almost the second the words
left his mouth.

      Tas looked exasperated. "Really, Flint, you're not listening.
Where else would you go on your honeymoon but the moon, of course?
That's the point!"

      Tanis's eyes narrowed. "They went to the moon?"

      "No," Tas corrected him, "but they sure tried to. They bought a
magical potion at the Spring Faire in Kendermore. They both drank
half, closed their eyes, and thought about the moon, just like the
salesman told them to. But when Uncle Trapspringer opened his eyes, he
was still at the faire and his bride was gone! Her wedding dress was
in a heap next to him on the ground." Tas's eyes misted over. "Golly,
that story always makes me sad. Do you suppose he just didn't think
about the moon hard enough?"

      "He didn't think hard enough all right, but not about the moon,"
snorted Flint as he shook a handful of wood shavings from his beard.
"She probably knew what she was getting into and ran off while his
eyes were closed, before it was too late. Surprising insight, for a
kender." "Uncle Trapspringer says she must be dead," Tas said,
"because if she weren't she would have found a way back to him by now.
But I think she's on Lunitari right this minute. I bet she's awfully
lonely. I wonder what we look like from up there?"

      "At least she won't be going hungry," said Flint. "Everyone
knows that the moon is made of red cheese!" He forced the smile from
his twitching face.

      "I'm not so sure," Tas said soberly. "I don't know what Lunitari
is made of, but red cheese is most unlikely. Red something, I'll
wager, but nothing so mundane or squishy as' cheese -"

      Flint burst into a loud guffaw.

      Tas's monologue was cut short when the heavy, oak door at the
entrance to the inn blew open and slammed against the wall with a
bang, sending early autumn leaves swirling through the taproom.
Through the doorway stepped the most unusually vivid creature any of
the three companions had ever seen. The woman, a dwarf judging by the
squatty proportions of her body, was incredibly voluptuous by that
same standard. A silky, raspberry-colored blouse that gathered at the
wrists was stretched tight across her sizable bosom, straining the
criss-crossed front laces. Below it, a canary yellow braided leather
belt cinched in her waspish waist. Her pants, made of skin-tight
purple leather, were tucked into leather boots that matched perfectly
the color of her blouse. Her lips and cheeks glowed with the same
impossibly brilliant, unnatural shade of pomegranate as her long, wavy
hair. Perched upon it at a jaunty angle was a small, plumed purple and
yellow hat.

      "At last, we're here," she sighed contentedly, looking around
the inn. Hands on her hips, she struck an imperi ous pose that made
her appear taller than she was. The inn fell silent. Even the pans in
the kitchen stopped rattling. "Woodrow, come in here!" she called as
an afterthought over her shoulder.

      "Yes, ma'am," croaked a nervous voice. A young man stepped from
behind her, carefully squeezing around her bulk so as not to intrude
on her magnificence. His sunbleached hair looked like straw that had
been cut with a bowl around his head. His nose was hawkish and strong,
as was his tall, sinewy frame. He was dressed, oddly, in gray, quilted
cotton pants and a long-sleeved, padded shirt of a type commonly worn
as protection under chain mail. His pants, obviously past their prime,
weretorn at the seams and faded. The young man's wrists dangled more
than an inch below the cuffs.

      "Do stop calling me ma'am," she chided him goodnaturedly. "You
make me feel so old. And let me assure you," she continued, giving him
a seductive wink, "I'm not that old yet!"

      The young man named Woodrow blushed furiously.

      "Yes, ma'am," he gulped.

      She looked at him for a long moment and touched his cheek
briefly. "So young... but I like them young...." She looked away
abruptly and peered into the depths of the inn, spotting Otik behind
the bar in his apron. "Yoo-hoo!" she called, fluttering her hands in
his direction. His eyes transfixed, Otik scurried to her side. "A man
so important-looking and dignified as you must be the barkeep," she
purred.

      Otik's stout body jiggled to a stop, and he grinned like a
lovesick fool. "Uh, yes, I guess I am. Can I be of some assistance? A
room, perhaps? Dinner? Our food is the best in Solace -- all of
southern Ansalon!" he blathered. "I'm sure it is," she said smoothly,
"but perhaps later. Actually, I'm looking for someone. A kender named
Tasslehoff Burrfoot. I was told I might find him here."

      The three companions had been watching the whole display. At the
sound of his name, Tasslehoff jumped ex citedly to his feet and raced
up to her. "That's me! I'm Tasslehoff Burrfoot! Did I win something?
Are you here to give me my prize?" He paused for a new thought. "Or
did I lose something? Did you lose something?"

      "You could say that," the voluptuous dwarf said, running her
gaze over his childlike form. "Can't say I understand what all the
fuss is about," she muttered mysteriously, then latched her
surprisingly strong fingers around his bony wrist.

      "You'll have to come with me now, and I'm in a bit of a hurry,"
she said, stepping toward the door. Not quite sure what was happening,
Tasslehoff draped behind her like dead weight. He dug his heels into
the floor. "Well, come along," she chided, "I haven't got all year."
With that she tugged him toward the door.

      "Wait a minute!" he blurted. "Who are you? Where are you trying
to take me? You're not at all polite." The dwarf's outburst brought
Tanis and Flint to their feet, and they began making their way to
Tas's side.

      The stranger seemed to recollect something. "Oops, sorry. I
forgot that part." She adopted an officious tone. "Tasslehoff
Burrfoot, you're under arrest for violating section
thirty-one-nineteen, code forty-seven, paragraph ten, sub-paragraph
something or other, of the Kender Code of Conduct." She gave
Tasslehoff's wrist a sharp yank, leaning toward the door.

      "That certainly sounds serious," Tas agreed grimly, keeping his
heels planted. "What does it mean?"

      "It means you broke your marriage oath. You're in big trouble,
Burrhead."




                                Part 1


                              Cpapter 1


      "Oh, that!" exclaimed Tas, dismissing concern with a wave of his
hand. "I forgot all about it."

      "Obviously. However, the Kendermore Council didn't. Now, stop
stalling!" the brightly clad dwarf complained, giving the kender's
wrist another sharp tug. Tas dug the fingers of his free hand into the
edge of a heavy table and refused to budge.

      The red-haired dwarf stopped and turned around to face him. "I
don't want to do this, but you're really giving me no choice. Woodrow,
pick him up and carry him." But the blond young man took only one step
before Tanis's voice halted him.

      "I wouldn't if I were you, boy." Stepping forward with his fists
clenched before him, the powerfully muscled half-elf looked as if he
outweighed Woodrow by at least fifty pounds. Standing next to Tanis,
Flint's face was grim and his hand rested reflexively on the hammer
that always hung at his thick waist.

      "What's this all about, Tas?" Tanis asked in his sternest voice.

      "I'd like the answer to that as well," Otik demanded, focusing
his irritation at the kender. "You're disturbing the peace of my inn."
He looked at his kitchen staff, including his daughter Tika, all of
whom had gathered around the bar to see what was happening.

      Tas stopped his struggling. "I think this lady wants me to go
back to Kendermore and get married," he said, avoiding his friends'
eyes.

      "To her?" Flint asked, his brows raised in amazement.

      "Don't be insulting!" the female dwarf cried, drawing back.

      "Of course not, Flint," Tas sniffed. "She's not even a kender."

      "Look," Tanis said impatiently. "Would somebody tell us what's
going one" He gazed directly at the unusually vivid-looking dwarf.
"Who are you, and what's the real reason you want Tasslehoff?"

      The woman regarded Tanis's handsome face with interest. Suddenly
she thrust out her hand, palm down, and said sweetly, "My name is
Gisella Hornslager. Yours?"

      "Tanis Half-Elven," he responded, awkwardly returning the
woman's crushing handshake.

      Gisella withdrew her hand. "As I was saying, Buzzfoot is under
arrest for breaking a marriage oath according to some kender law or
another," she said vaguely. "Now, as much as I'd like to stay and
chat," she continued, letting her gaze wander down Tanis's lean form,
a smirk on her lips, "I really must be going. Schedules to keep,
places to be, you know how it is."

      Flint, who had been quite obviously staring at the woman since
her arrival, gulped in surprise. "You're a bounty hunter?"

      "Oh, not specifically," she said, spinning on her heel.

      "I'm in the import-export business; my motto is 'You want it, I
got it.' The Kendermore Council asked me to do this job, and I thought
'fabric, a kender -- what's the difference as long as it's portable?'"

      She lifted her broad, raspberry-colored shoulders in a weary
shrug. "Now, I don't mean to be rude, but I really must be going. I've
got two bags of rare merganser melon out in my wagon getting riper and
costing me more money every second I delay. Kendermore's Autumn
Harvest Faire opens in a little more than a month, and that load is
worth a half-year's profits to me there. Woodrow?"

      The young man stepped forward obediently and wrapped his strong
arms around the wriggling kender.

      "Sorry, little fella," he mumbled.

      Tanis stopped Woodrow again, this time with a hand on his arm.
The kender slid to his feet once more, twisting his vest back into
place with a disgruntled "humph!" Gisella pulled Tanis to the side,
batting two small, kohl black-lined eyes at him. "Look, friend, if
it's money you want, I'll give you half of my take for him. Fifteen
new steel pieces," she said, biting into each word as though she
enjoyed their taste.

      "You've got to be kidding." Tanis sputtered, unable to
comprehend that someone was trying to buy Tasslehoff from him.

      "That's more than fair!" She dropped her voice abruptly. "OK,
twenty, but that's my final offer."

      "My good woman," Tanis growled, his eyes flashing black, "you
cannot buy and sell a kender like horseflesh!"

      "You can't? Why not?" she asked, genuinely surprised.

      "Because some things just aren't for sale!"

      "Honey," she purred, letting her tightly clothed thigh rub
against his for a moment, "everything has a price." Tanis jerked his
leg away and took a deep breath, throwing a withering look at Flint,
who was jiggling with silent laughter. Groping for a new approach,
Tanis suggested, "Let's ask Tas what he wants to do."

      Everyone turned toward the kender.

      "Well, Tas?" Tanis asked. "What's this about getting married,
anyway? You never even told us you had a sweetheart."

      Tasslehoff shuffled uncomfortably.

      "I don't, exactly," he confessed. "See, a long time ago,
somebody suddenly noticed that there weren't many kender left in
Kendermore -- people just never got around to getting married. So some
other somebody came up with the idea of randomly assigning mates at
birth. You know, a boy and a girl are born near each other timewise in
the city, and they have to get married sometime near their thirtyfifth
birthdays. It's one of the few rules that any kender can remember.
Except me. I just forgot it."

      "So there's a girl waiting in Kendermore for you to marry her?"
Flint asked, struggling to keep the smile he felt growing inside him
from showing on his face.

      "I guess," Tas said morosely. "I've never met her. I think her
name begins with a 'D,' or at least it sounds like 'D.' Dorcas...
Dipilfis... Gimrod... Something like that."

      Flint could contain himself no longer; he burst out laughing.
"I'd like to see the look on her face when she sees what she's
getting! Ha!"

      "Tas," Tanis said kindly, looking into the kender's crestfallen
face, "do you want to marry this girl?" Tas pursed his lips in
thought, watching leaves swirl in Tika's wake as she marched by with a
tray of drinks.

      "I've never thought about it, really. I always figured I'd get
married someday... someday later... much later."

      "If you don't want to marry her, the honorable thing to do is to
go back and tell her so," Tanis suggested reasonably. "Or send a
message through Miss Hornslager here. I'm sure the girl will
understand."

      Tas brightened slightly. "I suppose I could do that."

      "Well, let me just tell you that Miss Hornslager won't
understand," Gisella grumbled. "I get paid for delivering a kender,
not a message. Bundle him up, Woodrow," she instructed abruptly. "You
don't need to treat me like a sack of potatoes," Tas pointed out, his
face dark.

      "I don't know," Flint said mischievously, a twinkle in his eye.
He was enjoying Tas's discomfort immensely.

      "I'd keep my eyes on him every minute. He may intend to return
with you today, but a butterfly might cross his path tomorrow, and off
he'll go."

      Gisella looked directly at Tas and clicked her tongue.

      "Any old time you think about wandering off, just remember this:
The council is holding your Uncle Trapspringer prisoner until you
return. They want you back real bad."

      "Prisoner? Poor Uncle Trapspringer!" Tas cried. Suddenly his
eyes narrowed suspiciously. "Wait a minute, how do I know they really
have my Uncle Trapspringer?"

      Gisella's cheeks colored for the first time. She scratched the
back of her neck, looking uncomfortable.

      "Well, it wasn't my idea, but they told me to show you something
if you gave me any trouble." She pulled a tiny pouch from the depths
of her blouse and tugged open the strings. Wrinkling her nose, she
held up a two-inch, jointed piece of polished white bone.

      "Here's his  finger!" Tas peered at the fragment closely.

      "Yep, that's Uncle Trapspringer's favorite one," he said,
unperturbed. "I'd recognize it anywhere."

      Tanis's face wrinkled in horror. "They cut off your uncle's
finger? But why would they do that over such a small matter?"

      "I thought it was unusually nasty, myself," Gisella agreed,
dropping the bone back into the pouch.

      Tasslehoff's expression turned from confusion to sudden
amusement. 'You thought this was one of his fingers? Oh, that's
funny!"

      "Well, that's what you said it was, you doorknob," Flint
growled, shuffling his feet angrily. Tanis looked merely bewildered.

      "Oh, that's really funny!" Tasslehoff shrieked. He clutched his
stomach and doubled over with highpitched laughter, oblivious to the
irritation of his friends.

      "Uncle Trapspringer collects bones," he gulped -- "of animals
and such," he managed to gasp at last. "That's the one he carries for
good luck!"

      "Obviously it's not working," observed Gisella dryly, tucking
the purse back into her blouse.

      Tanis sighed heavily. "I should have known better than to try
helping you out of a jam, Tas. I give up; you're on your own." The
half-elf shook Tas's small hand and backed out the door. "Good luck,
friend. See you in five years."

      Chuckling aloud, Flint stepped after the young halfelf. "Have a
nice wedding, Tas!" he said, clapping the kender affectionately on the
shoulder as he passed him. "Wait!" Tas called. "Of course I'm terribly
concerned about Uncle Trapspringer --" But his friends were already
gone. Tasslehoff took a step after them, but Gisella and Woodrow
blocked his way. Feeling just the tiniest bit forlorn, he chewed his
lip and looked expectantly at the red-haired dwarf.

      Gisella Hornslager arched her eyebrows in a hopeful gesture.
"Well, that's that, hmm? Those melons aren't getting any greener."

      Tasslehoff hesitated.

      Just then, Otik emerged from the kitchen, carrying a parchment
sack. "I, uh, just wanted you to have something to remember your trip
to Solace," he said shyly, placing the sack in the dwarf's
outstretched hands. Then he wiped his own greasy ones on the front of
his apron. Gisella flashed the tubby barkeep a brilliant smile.

      "You wonderful, thoughtful little man!" she cooed, planting a
red-lipped kiss on his plump, blushing cheek. Behind him, Tika crossed
her arms in disgust, a baleful glare on her young face.

      "Well, Burrfoot, are you going to come with us easily," Gisella
began, her arms crossed in challenge, "or is Woodrow going to have to
carry you?"

      Tasslehoff thought about his uncle locked up somewhere because
of him, and he realized there was no choice to be made. "I'll go
easily," he said. "Just let me get my things."

      "Fine. Ta-ta!" Gisella called grandly to Otik, sweeping out
through the open door. Under Woodrow's watchful eye, Tas hurried back
to the table he'd shared with his friends and snatched up his hoopak,
the fork-shaped, slinglike weapon no kender would be without. Waving
good-bye to the preening Otik and scowling Tika, Tas followed Gisella
down the bridgewalk that spiraled around the trunk of the inn's
supporting vallenwood tree.

      "Wow, what a wagon!" Tas breathed, catching sight of a large,
enclosed, wooden wagon hitched at the base of the tree. The roof was
arched instead of flat, showing intricate carving and workmanship.
Even the whees looked expensive: thick, with wrought iron spokes.
Painted on the side in bright red were the words: "Mr. Hornslager's
Hypermarket: You Want It, I Got It."

      "Where's Mr. H?" Tas asked.

      Gisella smiled broadly and slapped her thigh. "Right here,
Bramblefoot. It's good for business if people think I'm a Mrs. They
just assume I'm Mrs. H. It makes the poor saps think they got a better
deal by bamboozling the owner's silly wife." Gisella widened her eyes
and raised her voice an octave or two. "Oh," she mimicked, "I couldn't
sell it for that! We paid more than that! Well, if you really like
it... it looks so nice on you. But please don't tell my husband!"

      Tas giggled helplessly. He raced down the remainder of the
bridgewalk and skidded to a halt before the wagon, "I can't wait to
see the inside! You collect stuff from all over the place, right'!
Gems and steel pieces and candy --"

      She laughed. "No, that's what I get when I sell my goods. Right
now I have some spices, a few bolts of fabric, and some melons growing
riper by the minute."

      The dwarf hurried up to the buckboard and rummaged through a
large leather pouch at the side. "Now, where is that thing...," she
muttered, pushing a loose sheaf of papers around impatiently.

      "Woodrow!" she yelled without looking up.

      "Yes, ma'am?" he said quietly at her side.

      "Oh!" she cried, startled. "Don't creep around like that, dear,"
she scolded. "Get the kender settled in the wagon while I find that
blasted map. I've got to see if I can't shave some time off the return
trip, or we may as well throw some of this stuff out right now."

      Tas's ears perked up. "Map? You're looking for a map? I've got
lots of maps. My family makes maps." He thumped his chest proudly.
"I'm a mapmaker. It's what I do!-

      "Really?" Gisella asked, looking up, her face half hopeful, half
dubious.

      "Yes. Here." He reached into his fur-trimmed vest and pulled out
a surprising number of rolled pieces of parchment.

      Peering closely at the numbers and shapes scribbled on the upper
left corner of each, he finally selected one and unfurled it on the
ground. It was slightly faded and the corners were torn, but otherwise
the map was in good shape and readable. "That's odd," Tas said,
blinking at the page. "Solace isn't on here. Well, it's a small
village, and everyone knows where it is," he concluded. "It's just
west of Xak Tsaroth, which is marked. He traced his finger from that
city to where he knew Solace was.

      "Now, I'll bet you came up the Southway Road from Pax Tharkas,
right? Everyone does." Gisella nodded, studying the map over his
shoulder.

      "Look at this." Tasslehoff drew an invisible line to the right
edge of the map. "The region of Balifor is almost seven hundred miles
straight east of here, and that's right next to the city of
Kendermore. We'll have to climb a few mountains and travel through
some thick forests, but we should save a lot of time over going the
long way to the south." He did some quick figuring in his head. "If we
really hurry, we should be able to make it to the city in near to a
month."

      Something about the plan bothered Gisella. "Let me see that,"
she said, indicating the map, her expression puzzled. "I know what's
different! I don't see any of the landmarks here that were on my other
map."

      "Was it made by a kender?" Tas asked. She shook her head. "Well,
that's it, then," Tas said definitively. "Kender often use their own
sorts of landmarks, symbols, and elaborate measurements."

      "Like 'Uncle Bertie's foot'?" she asked, pointing to words
toward the top of the page. "And what's this one?" Her eyes were left
of center. "Where I found the pretty stones'; 'shop with great candy';
'monsters with big teeth here'." She looked up at Tas. "These are
important landmarks ?"

      Tas shrugged. "They were to Uncle Bertie."

      "I don't know, Tasslefoot," Gisella said slowly, still looking
closely at the sheet. "I don't recognize the names of very many cities
on this map."

      "All the major cities are here -- Xak Tsaroth, Thorbardin,
Neraka. You name it!" Tas said, stomping his foot in frustration at
her reluctance. "Your map must not have been as detailed as mine," he
sniffed, then had a thought. "Do you want to get to Kendermore before
your melons rot or not?"

      Gisella frowned. "Of course I do."

      "Then leave everything to me," the kender said grandly, rolling
up the parchment and slipping it back into his vest. "If there's one
thing I'm good at, it's getting to where I'm going." With that, he
climbed expectantly onto the buckboard. Gisella excused herself and
slipped for a moment into the back of the wagon, giving Woodrow
last-minute instructions to quickly finish feeding the horses.

      Woodrow's straw-blond head bobbed absently ahead of the wagon,
where he stood feeding the two horses, one dirty-white, the other
dove-colored. He stroked their thick necks softly as they nibbled
their dinners. The young man didn't know much about kender, but the
one thing he had learned from the few he'd met was that it was a rare
kender who knew where he was going in the first place. Woodrow didn't
contradict Tasslehoff's claims, though; he was in no hurry to get
anywhere.


                              Chapter 2

      "Now remember, keep those beeswax plugs in your ears for two
weeks, and when you take them out you'll be able to hear much better."

      The kender, a sawyer named Semus, cocked his head to the side
and looked at Phineas Curick with a puzzled expression, then tapped
his ear with his hoopak. Phineas placed his mouth next to the kender's
ear and shouted, "Keep them in for two weeks!" Semus smiled.

      "Thanks, Dr. Ears," he shouted. "Can you hear me OK?"

      "Fine, fine," said Phineas, ushering the beaming kender out of
the chair and steering him back through the waiting room. "That'll be
ten copper," the doctor said, holding his hand out for payment.

      The kender patted his pockets, then reached in and pulled out a
fistful of sticky candy. "I seem to be a little short today. Could you
maybe use some scrap wood?

      You could fix up this dump real nice, add a few more shelves,
you know --"

      "No, thank you," Phineas said, snatching the plugs from the
startled kender's ears and booting him out of the door into the
cobbled street. The balding, middleaged human dusted off his hands,
scratched his redveined nose, and turned to the waiting throng. Ten
kender were seated on the long wooden bench that ran along the north
wall of the office.

      For a year and a half Phineas Curick had been practicing his
peculiar brand of medicine in Kendermore. And if he lived to be one
hundred years of age, he thought, he would never understand kender.
Day after day they crowded into his front office with their aches and
pains and imaginary ills, and day after day he dispensed sugar pills,
beeswax, curdled milk, and mustard to his faithful patients. The only
real medical procedure he knew was pulling teeth, and there was some
call for that, too.

      To kender with toothaches he was Dr. Teeth.

      To those with ear problems, Dr. Ears. If someone's joints hurt,
Dr. Bones. No ailment was too acute or too minor.

      "Who's next?" All ten of the seated kender jumped to their feet
-- or tried to. Only one stood up and strolled confidently into the
examination room. The other nine flew to the floor, arms and legs
akimbo, shoelaces mysteriously tied to their chairs. Phineas had seen
many things in his kender-filled waiting room. Most of his patients
with genuine ailments received them in his office. Fights broke out
regularly -- he made a lot of money off those, removing broken teeth
and plugging bloody noses -- but he admired this particular kender's
ingenuity.

      Stepping gingerly through the thrashing, flopping bodies and
dodging their famous kender taunts, Phineas followed his next patient
into the examination room.

      Washing,his hands in a stoneware pitcher of cool, murky water,
he smiled at his patient. "Just hop up in that chair," he invited.
"What can I do for you today? Teeth, ears -- a haircut, maybe?"

      "I have those, yes, and I could use a haircut," replied the
kender -- a young one, judging from the deep brown color of his hair
and wrinkle-free skin. "But it's my eyes. When I step into bright
sunlight, I can't see anything, and when I step out of the sunlight
and back into the shade, I can't see either."

      "This is a problem?" the doctor asked, readying some large
calipers, pliers, and an ice tong on a wooden tray next to the chair.

      The kender glanced uneasily at the tools arrayed on the tray.
"That's a bit of a problem, as I'm the doorman at the Kendermore Inn.
What are you going to use that for?" he asked, fidgeting into the
farthest corner of the chair.

      "Don't worry," Phineas said, opening the ice tongs and placing a
point against each of the kender's temples. "I just have to take a
measurement." He closed the tongs slowly against the patient's head,
then sighted carefully along both temples, with a "hrrmmm" and a
"hummm.

      "There!" he announced. Careful not to jiggle the open tongs, he
held them up to a row of wire eyeglasses on the wall behind him. "Here
we are," he said, satisfied at last that he'd found the right fit. He
placed the spectacles on the tray, then turned away again and rummaged
through one of many drawers in a large wall cabinet. He removed two
rectangles of dark, oiled parchment and slipped them into the
spectacles where the lenses should be. Finally, he set them on the
bridge of the kender's nose and hooked the horns around his ears.
"You must wear these spectacles for two weeks, and
when you take them off you'll be able to see much
better."

      "But I can't see at all, Dr. Eyes," the kender protested,
struggling to find the arms of the chair so that he could climb down.
"If you could see, you wouldn't have come to me," Phineas noted
patiently.

      The kender's face brightened under the dark glasses.

      "That's true! Oh, thank you, Dr. Eyes!" Arms held before him,
the kender bumped into the doorjamb, then banged into a hanging
skeleton on the way out of the examining room, sending bones rattling.
Phineas guided him to the front door.

      "Just doing my job," the doctor said modestly.

      "That'll be twenty copper." It was a bit steep for parchment
spectacles, but he had to make up for lost revenue from the sawmill
worker.

      "I'm afraid I can't see very well," the kender apologized.
"Could you?" He held open the pouch dangling from his belt by a
string.

      Phineas helped himself to twenty-three copper pieces and two of
his own pliers. "Thank you, do come again."

      Only two of the previous nine patients were still in the waiting
room, the rest having apparently wandered off after untangling their
shoelaces. Or perhaps they all trooped out in one big knot, mused
Phineas.

      One of the two patients was a young woman whose fingers had
somehow got caught in opposite ends of a hollow stick and a
construction worker who had nailed his own pant leg to a board. Eyeing
the reflection of the setting sun in the shop windows across the
street, Phineas decided to call it a day.

      Ushering out the unhappy kender, he advised the two of them to
try again tomorrow. Locking the door behind them, he extinguished the
one source of light in the room, a small, dim oil lantern with a
greasy, black mantle.

      Phineas Curick commended his good fortune as he cleaned his
tools in the examination room at the back of his "Doctor's Office."
Kender were such wonderful patients, even for someone who wasn't a
doctor! And while he seldom cured anyone outright, he assuaged his
guilt with the knowledge that he provided a great psychological balm
to people in distress. And that should be worth something, shouldn't
it?

      "Ten copper pieces per examination!" he chortled happily under
his breath.

      Hearing a noise in the outer waiting room, he wiped his hands on
his spattered apron and called out in irritation, "I'm closed, didn't
you see the sign?" There was no telling what might be going on, since
even locking the front door was no guarantee against a kender just
strolling into the office. "You'll have to come back tomorrow."
Many moments passed, and he heard no response.

      Puzzled, Phineas stepped into the shadows of the waiting room.
"Hello!" said a deep voice in the darkness.

      Startled, Phineas fell back against the wall, setting up a
chorus of rattling glass bottles. "Who are you," he demanded, "and
what do you want? You scared the wits out of me!"

      "Trapspringer Furrfoot. Pleased to meet you." Phineas felt a
small hand shake his. "My friends call me Trapspringer. I'm truly
sorry I frightened you; humans are such a jumpy bunch, but I guess you
can't help what you are. Did you know your door is stuck?"

      Phineas strained his eyes in the darkness to discern his
visitor. "It's not stuck; it was locked," he said sternly, having
composed himself. "And you're supposed to be on the other side of it.
You'll have to come back tomorrow."

      "Could you light a candle or something?" asked the kender. "I
can't see a thing!"

      "Didn't you hear me? I said the office is closed."

      "I heard you, but I was certain you didn't mean me, since this
is a matter of life and death!"

      Phineas sighed; emergencies like these came up daily in
Kendermore. "What is it this time?" he asked wearily.

      "I've just lost my finger and --"

      Phineas's eyes went wide with alarm. "Good gods, man, why didn't
you say so?" Phineas didn't know much about medicine, but he knew that
a kender bleeding to death in his office would be bad for business.
Groping for the kender's shoulders in the 'darkness, he ushered him
into the candlelit examining room. "Get up in that chair and hold your
hand above your head!" he ordered, collecting a large roll of white
cloth strips he used for bandages.

      "This is awfully nice of you," Trapspringer said.

      With the roll of bandages under his arm and clean water sloshing
from a bowl in his hand, Phineas turned to the kender, expecting to be
greeted by a fountain of blood.

      Trapspringer Furrfoot sat in the chair, his hand -- with all
five digits -- held high above his head, as instructed. There was not
a drop of blood on him.

      "All right, get out of here," Phineas growled, grabbing
Trapspringer by the scruff of the neck. "I'm not in the mood for
practical jokes."

      Genuinely surprised, the kender twisted out of the human's
grasp. "I wasn't joking. I lost my finger. It was from a minotaur, or
maybe a werewolf; they're hard to tell apart. I collect interesting
bones, and this was my lucky one, a beautiful, polished white joint --
it looked just like alabaster. Actually, I didn't lose it. The
Kendermore Council borrowed it, but that's another story entirely and
part of the reason I can't come back tomorrow. So can you help me?
It's really very important, and I'm certain my life is proba bly in
danger."

      Totally bewildered, Phineas stared at the kender for a long
time. This Trapspringer Furrfoot looked very cosmopolitan for a
kender. Phineas judged him to be late middle;aged, from the advanced
network of lines on his face, the gray streaks in his copper-red,
featherstudded topknot of hair, and his deepish voice. He wore a very
expensive, flowing cape of purple velvet, so dark it looked black,
with leggings of the same, unusual color. His tunic was pea green, and
a wide, black leather belt hid the beginnings of a paunch. Around his
neck hung a necklace of small, gray-white bones -- from what, Phineas
did not wish to contemplate.

      Trapspringer's red-and-gray-streaked eyebrows twitched in
curiosity above his almond-shaped, olivecolored eyes.

      "Well?" Trapspringer said expectantly, tapping a toe. "Will you
help me or not?"

      Phineas was still confused. "You want me to get this bone back
from the council?" he asked stupidly.

      "Oh, no, that wouldn't be possible," the kender said firmly.
"What I really need is another minotaur finger bone."

      Phineas rubbed his face wearily and plopped down on his padded
stool. He'd lived around kender long enough to know there was going to
be no easy way out of this conversation. "You want me to give you a
minotaur bone," he repeated dully.

      "From a finger. I would be most grateful," Trapspringer said,
holding out his hand expectantly. "You see, my old one was my good
luck charm, and I'm certain something dreadful will happen to me
unless I replace it soon."

      "You're afraid you'll die without it?" Phineas asked.

      "Perhaps, though that's not the most dreadful thing that could
happen. Actually, it might be interesting, depending on how you, you
know, died. Getting run over by a farmer's cart wouldn't be nearly as
fascinat ing as, say, falling off a cliff into the mouth of a lion
who's on fire. Now that would be interesting!" His eyes glowed at the
concept. "Just the same, I don't want to take any chances."

      Phineas gave the eccentric kender an odd look. "But I'm not an
animal doctor, or even an apothecary. What makes you think I'd have
such a thing?"

      "Well, to be honest, you weren't my first choice. I couldn't
find anything that looked like my bone in those places --" he pulled a
wad of string, four pointy teeth, and a small vial with blue liquid
from inside his cape -- "though I found some other things I've been
needing. But there was no one around to ask about bones."
"Won't any of the bones around your neck do?" Phi-
neas asked, suppressing a shudder.

      "If they were finger bones, sure," Trapspringer said irritably,
"but they obviously aren't."

      Now that he knew what the kender wanted, Phineas regained his
composure and opened a cupboard. He removed a flat-edged wooden tray
carefully, so as not to dump its contents of numerous thin, white
bones.

      He picked up the largest of the bones and cupped it tenderly in
his hand.

      "Well, this must be your lucky day, Mr. Trapspringer. I just
happen to use minotaur finger bones in the preparation of one of my
most potent and expensive health elixirs. In fact, I have here the
finger bone of a minotaur that was also a werewolf, one of the rarest
and most exotic creatures in the world. Lycanthropy is a strange
thing. There are those who say it can't affect creatures like
minotaurs, but right here we have the proof. Quite an indispensible
item. Being a collector yourself, you must know that such a bone as
this is very valuable. But, if it means so much to you -- saving your
life and all -- I'd be willing to part with it. I ask only that you
reimburse me for my cost." He held the bone up for Trapspringer's
inspection and sucked in his breath.

      "It's marvelous!" Trapspringer cried, elated. He picked up the
bone gingerly and cradled it in his palm.

      "I couldn't possibly pay you what this is worth," he lamented.
"But I would gladly give you my most valuable possession in trade!"
The kender reached into the depths of his cape.

      Phineas's eyes lit up with greed as he watched Trapspringer's
hand create waves in the rich velvet of his cape. When the kender's
hand emerged, he pressed a folded, old parchment sheet into the
doctor's outstretched palms. A bank note! What else could it be?
Phineas nearly leaped out of his skin with excitement. At last he had
met up with a rich kender! He forced himself to not appear too anxious
or gauche.

      "Thank you. You are most kind," Phineas said, pocketing the
note. "If I can ever be of service again..."

      "Yes, I'll remember," the kender assured him, stepping back into
the dim waiting room, happily holding his "minotaur" bone. "Well, I
really must be getting back to the prison now. It's not a prison,
really. It's actually very nice, if you like overstuffed chairs and
floral prints. I don't want to be gone too long or they'll worry over
me. If I can ever be of any help to you, just ask. I'm a close
personal friend of the mayor's, you know. My nephew is going to marry
his daughter. Tata!" With that, the kender slipped through the
darkness and out the front door.

      Phineas stood, stunned and slack-jawed, staring after
Trapspringer Furrfoot for several moments. He'd been had! But by the
time he could react, he knew it would be too late to catch the kender.
Furrfoot was obviously an old eccentric who had escaped from the city
jail. Bank note, indeed! Marrying the mayor's daughter, bahh!
Strangely, Phineas wasn't very annoyed at Trapspringer for having
tricked him. In a way, he admired the kender's ability to get what he
wanted, just like he had admired the kender who'd tied everyone's
shoelaces to the bench.

      With a shrug, Phineas blew out the candles and headed for the
stairs at the back of his shop that led to his quarters above. On the
way back, he took the worthless "bank note" from his pocket and tossed
it on his tool tray without looking. He'd throw it out in the morning,
along with the remaining rat skeleton he'd "sold" as minotaur bones to
the kender a few minutes before. Phineas had found the dried rodent
husk, long dead, in his medicine cupboard. He'd swept it into his
wooden dustpan and had been meaning all week to throw it out. But when
Trapspringer had begged for the finger bone of a minotaur, Phineas,
ever the con man, remembered the rat bones and thought the ploy worth
a try.

      And Trapspringer had fallen for it!

      Phineas smiled. Trapspringer Furrfoot was quite the shyster, but
he wasn't the only one who'd be laughing tonight.



                              Chapter 3

      A light rain began falling at dusk as Tasslehoff, Gisella, and
Woodrow rode due east of Solace. The forest surrounding the village
quickly gave way to the foothills of the Sentinel Peaks. The wagon
traveled steadily uphill past low scrub pines and aspen, the air
scented with wet worms and bitter-sweet wild chrysanthemums. The road
ran through a narrow valley between two spurs of the mountains, but it
was clear and relatively rut-free. The horses plodded amiably, away
from the setting sun.

      Seated between Tasslehoff and Woodrow on the buckboard, reins in
one hand, Gisella mopped her damp brow with a vivid, orange silk
scarf.

      "Gods, it's warm," she sighed. "That rain helps, though.
Shouldn't be so warm this time of year." Raindrops gathered in
shimmering pools on her unusually red hair and ran through it in wavy
streams.

      "It's a bad omen, I think," said Woodrow, voicing the first
opinion either the kender or the dwarf had heard from him. His
almost-white hair clung to his head in wet, arrow-straight clumps. He
pushed his bangs aside, sending drops of water flying in a shower.

      "A bad omen?" asked Tas, whose braided topknot of hair looked
the same wet as dry. Looking up at the falling rain, he tucked his
parchment map into his vest to keep it dry. "What do you mean,
exactly?"

      "When it's this hot in late autumn," Woodrow began, "we're in
for a harsh winter."

      "That's a trend or a cycle, not an omen," Gisella commented. "I
don't believe in omens and superstitions."

      "You don't?" said Woodrow, looking at the dwarf with an odd
combination of disbelief and pity. "You mean you would actually walk
past a nesting bird during a full moon? Or drink ale from a chipped
flagon? Or... or even use a candle that had been lit in the presence
of a dead body?"

      "I don't take any pains not to," said Gisella. "What's supposed
to happen when I do those things?" "Oh, terrible things will happen!"
Woodrow gasped. "If you walk past a nesting bird during a full moon,
all of your children will be hatched from eggs. Drinking ale from a
chipped vessel means you will be robbed before the day ends." Woodrow
nibbled at his nails nervously.

      "But worst of all, whoever lights a candle that was used in the
presence of a dead body after the body's been buried or burned will be
visited by the spirit of the dead person." Woodrow's young face grew
even paler. "Sometimes, if the soul is newly dead, it will take over
the body of the living person!"

      "That's ridiculous!" Gisella snorted indelicately.

      The horses were having a difficult time avoiding ruts in the
growing darkness; she gave the reins an impatient tug.

      "It's the gods' own truth, ma'am," Woodrow vowed solemnly.

      "I don't believe in any such things, including the gods,"
Gisella mumbled under her breath. "Tell me, Woodrow," she said more
loudly, "have you witnessed any of these curses yourself?"

      "Of course not, ma'am," he said, suppressing a chill.

      "I've been very careful to avoid those things."

      "It would be interesting to hatch from an egg, if you could
remember it, don't you think?" remarked Tas. But then he frowned. "I
shouldn't like to be robbed, though. But I wouldn't mind talking to a
spirit. Maybe it would tell you where its jewels and things were,
since it wouldn't need them anymore. At the very least, it could tell
you what it felt like to be dead -- whether you're happy or sad all
the time, or what."

      "No spirit is ever going to talk to you, Burrfoot," Gisella
laughed. "At least not while I'm available as the preferred party."

      "You shouldn't joke about such things, ma'am," Woodrow said
softly. "Spirits don't like that."

      "And I don't like this discussion," the dwarf said
uncomfortably. She held a hand out, palm up. "I think the rain is
beginning to let up. But it's getting too dark for travel." She
steered the horses off the road to the right and jumped from the
buckboard. Taking the horses by the bridles, she led them away from
the road to a clearing that was partially screened by a high hedge of
red-leafed bushes.

      "Feed the horses, will you, Woodrow?" she instructed, walking
past them to the back of the wagon. "And keep an eye on Burrfoot. I'm
going to find someplace to take a bath." The front of the wagon
pitched up suddenly as Gisella stepped inside.

      Dutifully, Woodrow slid from the wagon and unharnessed the
horses. Pulling a burlap bag of dry grain from under the seat, he
crooned softly to the animals and petted their silky noses. They
nuzzled his hands affectionately. Setting the bag on the ground, he
dipped both hands into it and pulled out two fistfuls of grain. The
horses nibbled eagerly from his open palms.

      When each had finished a handful of grain, Woodrow said, "I've
got other chores that need tending, my friends." He set out enough
grain for the horses' dinner and called, "Enjoy your food. I'll bring
you some water later." Both whinnied contentedly.

      Tas had been watching Woodrow unabashedly the entire time. "They
really seem to like you," the kender said admiringly. Woodrow
shrugged, but there was pride in his smile.

      "I've grown fond of them, too, in the few weeks I've been Miss
Hornslager's hired hand." He peered around the campsite. "Help me find
some big rocks to block the wagon wheels with, would you?" He strolled
back toward the road, eyes scanning the ground, and Tas scurried after
him, trying to help.

      "Can you speak with animals?" Tas grunted as he struggled to
lift a rock almost as big as his torso. "My friend Raistlin can
sometimes, when he casts a spell. It's funny, though; animals still
don't seem to like him very much."

      Woodrow shook his head. "I can't speak to them with words, no,"
he said. "I do seem to understand them -- their feelings and such --
except I have trouble with lizards and some birds." Wordlessly, the
human lifted a small boulder from Tasslehoff's straining arms. "We
don't need rocks quite this big. Why don't you gather some wood?" The
young, wiry man strode over to the wagon and dropped the stone behind
one of its rear wheels. "There, that one ought to do it," he said,
kicking the stone into place. "This area is mostly level."

      Using some smaller rocks, Woodrow made a large fire circle about
six feet from the wagon. After completing the circle, he found the
kender at the edge of the clearing, gathering handfuls of dry pine
needles for starting a fire. Woodrow collected an armload of small
sticks and dry branches.

      "How did you learn to do that?" Tas asked him. "Understand
animals, I mean."

      "I dunno," said the young human, shrugging. "I just watch and
listen. Always have. I think anyone can understand animals. Most
people just never pay enough attention."

      "Of course, Flint says I talk too much," Tasslehoff reElected
pensively. "Maybe that's why I've never heard an animal talk."

      "I guess," Woodrow said. "Anyway, I hope you can, cook
something. Miss Hornslager can't even boil water. I try, but..."

      "Oh, I'm a great cook!" Tas proclaimed modestly.

      "Why, I can make rabbit gumbo and turnip dressing and even acorn
pie!"

      "I'm afraid we don't have any of those ingredients," Woodrow
said sadly. "Miss Hornslager lives in the wagon year-round, so she
travels light -- just her possessions, and what she has for barter or
as payment. I haven't seen her do a lot of trading in the few weeks
I've been with her -- at least not for goods." Woodrow blushed,
remembering the lusty dwarf's advances.

      But Tas didn't notice. "So what do we have on hand?"

      "At the moment, we're down to one skinny chicken, a bag of dried
beans, three boIts of fabric with gold threads, two crates of
merganser melons that we don't dare touch, two live pug ferrets --
which will stay that way," he warned through narrowed eyes, "and some
odd spices, most of which have to be scraped off the floor of the
wagon, though there are some in jars."

      "That's not much to work with, but I think I can do something
with the chicken and the beans," Tas replied. Woodrow looked
skeptical. "You'll find everything inside the wagon, in a cupboard
toward the front. If it looks edible -- except the ferrets and the
melons -- it's fair game." With that, he dropped to his haunches and
set about building a cookfire.

      Tas sprang into the back of the wagon, expecting to find
Gisella, but the wagon was empty. Fortunately, a lighted lantern hung
from a hook by the door, He looked around in astonishment. The
interior looked much larger than the outside would suggest. From floor
to low ceiling on the right side of the wagon were narrow shelves
containing neatly stacked, corked, green apothecary jars, some empty,
most full of dried herbs. The shelves held various and sundry other
items, from pale yellow beeswax candles to a black velvet-covered
board crammed full of rings studded with winking, colorful gems. Tas
reached out a hand eagerly.

      "Don't touch the rings, whatever you do," Woodrow called to him
suddenly from outside the wagon. "The gems are fake, but Miss
Hornslager trades them as real ones. She knows exactly how many she
has and where each one's place is in the velvet display board."
Tas snatched his hand back abruptly.

      "I wouldn't," he said, flustered, wondering if the young human
could read minds as well as understand animals. "She shouldn't leave
them out where just anyone can get at them," he murmured.

      Tas dragged his eyes away from the sparkling rings and examined
the rest of the wagon. Except for the far front corner, the entire
left side of the wagon was covered with fluffy, overstuffed, brightly
colored pillows atop a thick-piled, midnight-black fur -- probably
Gisella's bed, Tas decided. In the far corner was an ornate,
black-lacquered dressing screen folded accordian-style. At the rear of
the wagon Tas spotted Gisella's clothes where they were piled neatly
on a stack of pillows.

      His stomach growled, and he remembered why he was in the wagon.
As promised, he found a wide, shallow cupboard and opened the door.
Inside was a headless, unplucked chicken hanging from one leg, a small
bucket placed beneath it to catch drops of blood. The chicken seemed
pretty well drained, so Tas took it down and snatched up the bag of
dried beans. He located what smelled like fennel and sage in two of
the green, corked jars (but only after testing all of them, just to be
sure). He also nabbed a dried-up lemon -- a treat, despite the mold --
and a few pans and bowls, and then left the wagon to join Woodrow by
the small fire.

      "Miss Hornslager is bathing in a stream on the far side of that
grove of trees." Woodrow pointed, handing a half-filled bucket of
water to Tas. "Here, the horses didn't drink this water. You can use
it to flavor your cooking."

      Wrinkling his nose, Tas took the wooden vessel. He was relieved
to find no foam on top, and even more so to see that the horses had
their own bucket. He dumped half of the beans into a bowl, added
enough of the cold, clear water to cover them, and set the bowl near
the fire to warm the water and soften the beans. Finally, he stretched
the chicken across his lap for plucking.

      "Where did you learn to cook?" Woodrow asked, adding a few
larger sticks to the flames to encourage the coals.

      "Watching my mother, I guess," Tas said. "She was a great cook,"
he said fondly. "She could turn a week-old loaf of bread into a feast!
One whiff of her mongoose pie caused riots in our neighborhood in
Kendermore. In fact, she was forbidden, by order of the Kendermore
Council, to make it anymore." Tasslehoff's eyes shone with pride.

      "Was?" Woodrow said gently. "Is she dead?"

      "I don't think so," Tasslehoff frowned, "but I haven't seen her
in a long time."

      "If my mother were still alive, I'd visit her as often as I
could," Woodrow said wistfully, stirring the coals a little too
vigorously. "My father, too."

      "Both your parents are dead? Gee, I'm sorry," said Tas kindly,
tearing out a handful of black feathers. "How did it happen?"

      Woodrow blinked frequently. "My father came from a family of
Solamnic Knights. He was raised to it -- he didn't know anything else.
He didn't care so much about the knighthood as he did about helping
people, though. And that was his downfall."

      Tas could almost guess Woodrow's next words. He knew, from his
friend Sturm Brightblade, that the Knights of Solamnia, once the
peacekeepers of the realm, had lived in persecution and fear from the
common people in the region of Solamnia. Many of those people wrongly
blamed the knights for the Cataclysm, which Tas found difficult to
understand, no matter how many times Sturm explained it. Sturm's
father was a knight who had sent his wife and then young son to the
south until things quieted down. Sturm never heard from his father
again.

      "About ten years ago, my father came to the aid of a neighboring
farmer," Woodrow continued. "The man was wounded and claimed that
several men who looked like knights had looted his home and left him
for dead.

      My father was trying to help the man to his feet when other
neighbors, alerted by the farmer's cries, as had my father, came
storming into the cottage, bearing pitchforks and axes. They saw a
Solamnic Knight standing over the injured farmer, and without a
question, they struck him down." Woodrow's voice was even and clear,
but his eyes watered. "The farmer tried to stop them, but he was too
late. He tearfully told us later of my father's senseless death."

      Tas's tender heart was near to bursting. "And your mother?" He
blew his nose on his sleeve.

      "She died miscarrying my brother shortly after." Woodrow stared
into the flames.

      For once Tas didn't know what to say. Then he had an - idea.
"You could visit my parents with me when we get to Kendermore -- if
they're still there, that is."

      "That's awfully kind of you," Woodrow said, "but it wouldn't be
the same."

      Tas frowned. "I suppose not. Is that why you're with Gisella?"

      "Sort of," Woodrow said slowly. "After my parents died, my uncle
-- Father's brother -- took me in."

      "That was nice of him," interjected Tas, trying to sound
cheerful.

      "Father and Uncle Gordon were very close." Woodrow added another
log to the fire. "I've thought about it a lot, and I believe he hoped
to bring my father back through me. He was always saying how much I
looked like Father. Anyway, he wanted me to be his squire, and day
after day we trained." Woodrow shook his head sadly. "But I knew how
-- and why -- my father had died. I wanted no part of the knighthood,
and I told Uncle Gordon so as nicely as I could. But it was as though
he hadn't heard me. He just kept reciting the Oath and the Measure. So
I had to run away."

      "Yes, I suppose you did," Tas agreed awkwardly.

      The story seemed to have drained Woodrow. He ' sighed heavily.
"To answer your original question, I met Miss Hornslager at a fair in
Sanction. I needed a job, and she needed an assistant. So here I am."

      They were quiet for some time. Tas's thoughts traveled back to
his own family. "I have an uncle. He's my mother's brother, and his
name is Trapspringer. You know the one -- the Kendermore Council
locked him up and took away his lucky finger bone because of me." Tas
looked up from the chicken at Woodrow earnestly, white and black
feathers clinging to his fingers. "Would you say that's a bad omen --
having his lucky bone taken away?"

      Woodrow srhiled for the first time since the conversation began.
"I wouldn't say it was a good one."

      "Poor Uncle Trapspringer," Tas said sadly, shaking his head as
he pulled the last of the feathers from the bird. "I'll gut it for
you," Woodrow offered, holding out his hand for the chicken. "If I
learned anything from my time as a squire, it was how to dress game."

      Tas handed him the chicken. "I'll need a spit, too," he said to
Woodrow. After wiping his palms on the grass to remove the feathers,
Tas rinsed his hands with the clear water he'd set aside earlier.
Next, he drained the water from the bowl of beans. Tossing in a
handful each of fennel and sage, he stirred the mixture with his
hands.

      Woodrow returned with the bird. "All clean and shiny and pink,"
he said, handing it over by the neck. Tas split the lemon in half and
rubbed what little juice there was over the chicken, inside and out.
Next he stuffed the bean mixture into the cavity of the bird while
Woodrow drove two sturdy, fork-shaped branches into the ground on
either side of the fire. Tas held the stuffed chicken up and Woodrow
ran a straight, thin stick through it from one end to the other.
Wordlessly, he set it on the two forked sticks with the chicken
centered over the glowing coals.

      "Perfect," Tas sighed. He leaned back against a sturdy wagon
wheel and closed his eyes.

      "I'll keep an eye on dinner," Woodrow offered, but he knew the
kender was already asleep. The human sat cross-legged before the fire,
absently staring into the red-hot coals.

      Meanwhile, Gisella scampered barefoot up the slope toward the
light of the fire, stopping occasionally to pluck pine needles from
the tender pads of her feet. She knew Woodrow was scandalized by her
nightly forays to the nearest body of water -- and to bodies of
another sort when the option was available -- she thought with a
girlish giggle. He'd said it was rather bold of her to traipse around
in the woods unclothed. But Gisella Hornslager was accustomed to
taking care of herself. She found the damage from a day's dirt and
sweat grinding into her skin more upsetting than any possible
encounter with a wild animal. The frigid bath by moonlight had felt
divine, though now her damp skin felt cool against the night mountain
air. She drew her thin wrap closer and hurried toward the promised
warmth of the fire.

      Gisella stopped in her tracks at the edge of the clear ing; the
most delicious aroma assailed her nostrils.

      "Tasslehoff's recipe," said Woodrow, noting the pleased
expression on her face. He had removed the chicken from the fire and
was in the process of sliding the bird from the stick.

      Gisella rushed forward and turned over the bucket of water for a
seat. Gingerly testing the temperature of the rocks around the fire
with her icy toes, she found a comfortable spot. Sighing contentedly,
she looked at the kender, who had woken and was holding a large tin
plate under their dinner.

      "Perhaps your friend, that cute half-elf, was right about one
thing: maybe you are worth more than a bolt of fabric." She snatched
up a smaller plate and held it out eagerly to receive her share. "I'm
starved!"

      "Thank you," Tasslehoff said, though he wasn't sure if that had
been a compliment or not. He tipped the platter so that tender,
crumbly bits of chicken rolled onto Gisella's plate, and then added a
helping of bean stuffing. Tas sat back to enjoy his own meal.

      Woodrow ate his share in silence, watching his employer.
Gisella's hands were a flurry of activity, and her mouth never stopped
chewing. Before Woodrow had eaten more than two bites, Gisella was
finished with, hers. She sat with her arms clutched tightly about her
waist, holding her wrap closed, her eyes the half-closed slits of a
sleeping cat.

      Woodrow had not met many women, and had come to know only a few
of them, but he felt that Gisella Hornslager was not typical of her
sex. She had her own rules about everything, and she seemed to care
not one whit what anyone thought of her. She had a voracious appetite
for food, among other things. He blushed, remembering the sound of her
"trading" with men these last weeks. He'd tried not to listen to the
grunts and groans coming through the wagon's windows, but it was
impossible since on those occasions she posted him right outside as
watchman. Afterward, she seemed not the least ashamed to face him and,
in fact, seemed to delight in bringing a flood of red to his cheeks
with some earthy remark.

      She was afraid of nothing -- except the possibility that
something she wanted could not be bought. Woodrow concluded that,
although he strongly disagreed with her freewheeling lifestyle, he
respected her for having the courage of her convictions.

      "What are you staring at?" she demanded suddenly, her eyes wide
open. She looked over his lean, muscled body with a suggestive smile
on her face. "You haven't changed your mind about my preferred payment
plan?"

      His gaze flew back to his plate, and he concentrated madly on
his meal. "N-no," he stuttered, blushing as usual. "I still need the
steel pieces, ma'am."

      She shrugged, unoffended. "Suit yourself. You know I prefer to
barter for services, whenever possible." Gisella picked up a twig and
poked it into the fire. "Let me see that map, Burrfoot," she said.

      Looking up from his plate, Tas sucked his greasy fingers loudly
and reached into his vest. He handed the dwarf a folded piece of
parchment. "We've traveled for little more than a half-day. Given
that, I think we should be able to reach Xak Tsaroth by late
tomorrow," the kender predicted.

      Ignoring him, Gisella tipped the map toward the firelight and
peered closely.

      "We're right about here," Tas said helpfully, jabbing at the
back of the map toward the top center, at a point near the city marked
Xak Tsaroth.

      Gisella could see the shadow of his finger through the
parchment. "Hmmm, yes," she said. "It looks like a nice, straight shot
from here to --" she looked closely all the way to the right edge "--
well, all the way to Balifor."

      Tasslehoff puffed himself up. "I told you I'd get you back
before your melons went bad. If there's one thing a Burrfoot knows,
it's maps."

      But Gisella was still looking closely at the map, shak ing her
head slowly. "I guess..." she mumbled. But the dwarf continued staring
at the piece of paper, wondering what it was that she was missing,
until the coals burned black, long after Tasslehoff and Woodrow had
both curled up to sleep.


                              Chapter 4

      Phineas wiped the night's grit from his eyes with a corner of
his white smock as he clomped down the wooden stairs, headed for his
office below. Grimacing, he smacked his lips. His mouth had an awful,
metallic taste, as if he'd been sucking on a rusty sword. Undoubtedly
residue from the pitcher of kender ale he'd drunk before falling
asleep last night, he decided.

      After opening the door to his examination room at the foot of
the stairs, he quickly lit the stub of a candle in the darkened room
and headed straight for the counter that contained the green glass
bottle of his own special elixir. It was Phineas's cure for anything
that couldn't be covered up with a bandage, ear plugs, or oiled
parchment glasses, or pulled out like teeth or in-grown toenails. He
prescribed it for headaches, stomachaches, foot aches, joint aches,
sore throats, bulging eyes, rashes, bad breath, swollen tongues,
irregularity, and a host of other ills that seemed to plague the
citizens of Kendermore. Oddly enough, he'd found that the
sharp-tasting liquid was actually effective against stomachaches and
bad breath. He charged a dear price for his elixir, claiming that its
mystical ingredients came "from dangerous lands far away, where
strangers are met with the sword and the flame and seldom escape with
their lives." Kenders' eyes would open wide as they contemplated the
green bottle, and a low whistle would often escape their lips as they
reached greedily for the exotic medicine.

      Taking a swig now and swishing it around in his mouth, Phineas's
full cheeks jiggled with mirth. The special ingredients of his elixir
were a few crushed cherry and eucalyptus leaves that he scavenged from
the trash behind the neighborhood apothecary's shop. Nothing mystical
about that. Certainly he had never put a bone from a lycanthropic
minotaur in any batch, as he'd told the kender the night before.

      Thus remembering his visitor, Phineas's eyes fell across the
folded paper on the nearby wooden tray.

      "That Trapspringer was a con artist -- maybe even better than
me!" the human admitted aloud, unfolding the sheet absently. It was a
map. He was about to crumble it between his fists when a word on one
corner fleetingly caught his attention.

      The word was "treasure."

      Frowning in thought, Phineas thumbed the map open and spread it
out on the counter, allowing the glow of the candle to fall over it.
He squinted in the flickering light and deduced from a smudgy title at
the top that this was a map of Kendermore. But he couldn't make out
any fine details on the aged, delicate map. He needed more light.

      The window in the examination room faced west, so Phineas didn't
even bother opening it; he knew he wouldn't get any appreciable light
from that direction so early in the morning. Instead, he stepped into
his small waiting room and opened wide the shutters, which faced the
east and the rising sun. Morning sunlight filtered in beneath a heavy
canvas awning. Phineas dragged a rickety stool to the open window,
spread the map out on the waiting bench, and parked his bulk on the
stool. The wood creaked in protest, which usually happened when
Phineas sat in anything made for a kender.

      Not that he was heavy, at least by the standards of his own
race. He was of average human height, with a barrel-shaped chest and
rather sticklike arms and legs. His hands were lily white, and there
was not an ounce of muscle on his bones. He had always been considered
slight and nonthreatening among his own people.

      But compared to kender, he was large, which was one of the
reasons he liked living in Kendermore. Nibbling at a fingernail now,
Phineas scanned the old parchment map for the word "treasure." He
scanned it again, and then a third time. Had his eyes somehow played a
trick on his mind? He was sure he'd been looking at the right side of
the map, near the edge. Phineas concentrated his gaze there.

      "Hey, it'th Dr. Teeth!" called a high, lisping girl kender's
voice. Phineas started so violently he almost fell backward off the
groaning stool. The voice's owner poked her head under the awning to
peer in the window. "Are you open?" she asked. "I have thith terrible
toothache, and thinth there'th no waiting right now, you could..."
"No, I'm not 'open' yet," snapped Phineas, his eyes
drawn back to the map. "Do you see an 'open' sign in
my door?"

      "Well, no, but your window ith open and I thought maybe you
hadn't turned the thign yet, and my tooth hurtth real bad. Thay,
what'th that? A map?"

      Phineas instinctively jerked the paper from the kender's prying
eyes, then looked up. A white strip of cloth was stretched around the
kender's jaw and tied to the top of her head.

      "This? Why, yes, it is a map. I'm thinking of moving my shop,
and I'm simply considering new locations," he improvised hastily. "And
yes, my window is open, but I am not."

      "Well, when will you be open?" she asked, laying a hand gingerly
to the left side of her jaw.

      "I don't know!" he growled impatiently. "Come back this
afternoon!"

      "Should I come here, or should I go to your new shop ?" Phineas
looked at her strangely. Ordinarily, kender didn't bother him, like
they did most humans. But for some reason, this kender was annoying
him to distraction. Perhaps it was simply a reaction to the previous
evening's excessive nightcap.

      "Here!"

      "OK!" she said merrily. "Bye! Thee you thith afternoon!" Waving,
she grinned, but her smile disappeared immediately. Holding her sore
jaw, she drifted away down the uneven, cobbled street.

      Quickly, before more snooping kender could appear and pester
him, Phineas pulled the map back onto his lap and studied it closely.
A street map of Kendermore looked like a box filled with writhing
snakes. No two roads were parallel -- or even straight -- and all but
the thicker, main avenues were dead ends. Phineas noted that the names
on those main thoroughfares seemed to change at random. He focused his
attention on one whose name he recognized as being near his shop;
there it was called "Bottleneck Avenue," two irregular blocks to the
east, the same road bore the name "Straight Street" (and appeared to
be anything but), and just beyond that word, the street was renamed
"Bildor's Boulevard."

      If all that weren't confusing enough, the mapmaker had used his
own symbols, which depicted such important landmarks as "Bertie's
house," "here's where the robin's nest is," and "violet patch."

      Looking at the map only made the city more confusing, Phineas
decided. But asking directions from a kender was hopeless, too. "Turn
right -- or is it left? -- at the big, green tree, then spin in place
twice, go past the red geraniums -- beautiful, have you seen them? --
and before you know it you're where you are!"

      Again the word seemed to leap from the right edge of the map,
this time hitting him squarely in the eyes. Actually, "treasure" was
part of a phrase, which may have made it difficult for him to see. In
full, it read, "Here be a treasure of gems and magical rings beyond
compare." Phineas's pulse throbbed in his temples.

      Snatching up a bit of coal from the small pile near his heating
brazier, he circled the phrase with shaking hands. Then he noticed the
symbol below it.

      Beneath the glorious words was an arrow pointing to the right
edge of the map, its chevron point catching exactly the lip of the
sheet. With his nose less than an inch from the page, he noticed that
the right edge of the map was slightly frayed, as if it had been torn
along a fold.

      The map had been ripped in two, and the location of the treasure
was on the other half !

      "No!" Phineas cried. His head moved quickly from side to side,
his eyes scouring the map for a different answer, Maybe the arrow
didn't apply to the treasure. But after a few frantic moments, Phineas
had to admit that it did. There was nothing else on that edge of the
map. Strangely, he was fairly certain that all of Kendermore, as he
knew it, was represented on the map in his hand.

      Then what was on the other half of the map?

      And where was it?

      Phineas forced his mind to slow down. He might possibly have in
his possession the find of a lifetime, He could live a long time on
the sale of gems and magical rings. But he had to have the whole map
to find this treasure.

      Trapspringer! The kender had told him the map was one of his
most prized possessions, so he obviously knew its value. Surely the
odd, elder kender had the other half. But how would he find
Trapspringer in the vast city of Kendermore? Phineas's heart pounded
like the sound of a hundred horses' hooves.

      Frowning, he craned his neck through the open window, then
snorted at his own foolishness. The ringing in his ears wasn't his
heart at all, but an early morning parade coming down his street.

      Parades -- if the term were used loosely -- were a daily event
in Kendermore. The occasions they celebrated ranged from the
ridiculous to the sublime. This one was shaping up to be the former,
Phineas thought sourly, taking note of the band. Five squealing fifers
and three thundering cymbalists provided background noise for a
middle-aged kender with a black topknot, who yelled through cupped
hands from a bench atop a seriously listing wagon. A banner, stretched
between the hands of two scantily clad young female kender in
knee-high boots, short skirts, and low-cut blouses, proclaimed that
they were promoting the election of someone or other into the mayor's
office.

      "And why do we want a gynosphinx for mayor?" he yelled. "Because
we've never had one, that's why!

      Kendermore was founded on freedom and equality -- well, maybe no
one said those things specifically -- but we say that a gynosphinx
deserves a chance! Besides, they tell good riddles!" The fifes struck
a piercing trill, the cymbals crashed, and the ensemble continued down
the street, yelling and cheering for the spokesman's words.

      Distracted from the map, Phineas shook his head in amusement. A
gynosphinx for mayor, indeed. As far as he knew, gynosphinxes were the
female of the species of creatures with lion bodies. They were almost
as large as ogres, though vastly more intelligent, and they tended to
devour anything that offended them. Only in Kendermore would anyone
suggest such a thing. Besides, Kendermore already had a mayor, and
Phineas had heard of no scheduled elections. Of course, kender seldom
scheduled anything.

      Kendermore already had a mayor. Phineas's eyes darted from side
to side as a thought -- a recollection, really -- congealed in his
brain. Trapspringer had said some very strange, contradictory things
the night before. He'd said that he was being held in prison. But he'd
also said that his nephew was marrying the mayor's daughter. Had one
or both statements been the rambling of a crazy old kender? The two
could not possibly be connected. Nevertheless, in the absence of any
other clues, it seemed that Phineas's best chance to find Trapspringer
might lay with the mayor, whoever he was. A smile of pure delight and
anticipation spread across his middle-aged face.

      In the wake of the parade, kender had begun appearing before his
window.

      "Dr. Bones --"

      "I need a haircut and --"

      Forced to acknowledge their raucous presence, Phineas asked
abruptly, "Say, do any of you know where I might find the mayor?"

      "City Hall!" they sang out.

      "Thanks," he said tersely. "I'm closed today, because of the
holiday -- the parade, and gynosphinxes, and all that." With that he
swung the shutters closed in the kender's tiny, surprised faces. He
could hear their sputtering taunts, but his mind was already on its
way to City Hall to locate either a crazy man or -- Phineas couldn't
think of an 'or.'


                              Chapter 5

      "I don't get if," Tasslehoff said for the tenth time that
morning. He was seated on the buckboard between Gisella and Woodrow,
his map unfolded and spread wide.
      "The village of Que-shu was where it should be, smack in the
middle of the plains. We're riding on the Sageway East Road -- right
where it should be, too -- but this should be more plains, right?" He
flung his arms at the scenery around him. "So where did these
mountains I come from?" He thumped the map and shook his head.

      "Has there been an earthquake or something? Everything is turned
around."

      "You tell me," Gisella said, clicking her tongue at the horses
to spur them up the incline. "After all, you're the sport who made the
map."

      "I said I made maps, all right. But I never said I made this
one," Tasslehoff said, fidgeting.

      "Mr. Burrfoot's Uncle Bertie made this map," Woodrow said
innocently.

      "Well, I'm not exactly positive Uncle Bertie made it," Tas said.
"That's just what my Uncle Trapspringer told me when he gave me a
bunch of maps for my coming-ofage present. Come to think of it, I've
never met an Uncle Bertie. I wonder if he's even my Uncle Bertie."

      "How did you get to Solace in the first place?" Gisella
demanded, ignoring his chatter. "You must remember the route, being a
map aficionado and all."

      "Of course I remember. I came up from the south, through
Thorbardin and Pax Tharkas, just like you did," the kender said
simply.

      "Pardon me for asking, but why didn't we just go back that same
way?" said Woodrow.

      Tas looked a little exasperated and held up his hands. "Don't
look at me. Gisella's the one who was in a hurry and wanted to take a
short cut. I simply suggested the direction!"

      Gisella scowled. "I'm not sure what we're bickering about," she
said. "So Tasslehoff's map is missing a few cities, some mountains --
no ill has come of it. The road is clear, we're making good time.
Let's keep on!"

      At that, the miffed expression on Tas's face was replaced by
satisfaction, and Woodrow drifted off into silence again.

      Their morning had, in fact, been peaceful, uneventful. They had
woken to find the gray, rainy sky replaced by a cloudless, azure one.
Tas had risen early, drawn to the sounds of rushing water. Removing
his grease-stained leggings, he scrubbed them on a rock in a cold,
clear stream, and they dried quickly on a branch in the early morning
sun.

      A light sleeper, Woodrow had meanwhile quietly slipped the bag
of grain from under the buckboard and fed the horses in anticipation
of the long day ahead. Af ter filling their bucket with fresh water,
he ventured into the woods and found a late crop of wild blackberries.

      Before long, Gisella had slipped from her bed of overstuffed
pillows in the wagon, wearing her raspberrycolored boots and a vivid
orange, long-sleeved tunic with matching pants so tight they looked
like they had been painted on. The sun gave her hair red hotspots of
light as the three sat by the ashes of the fire and breakfasted on
cold, leftover bean stuffing, fresh blackberries, and mountain spring
water.

      Spirits had been high as they rolled away from camp. Within an
hour, they had left the mountains, and the barbarian village of
Que-shu shimmered against the blue-gray horizon. Though the road they
traveled passed very near -- easily within one thousand yards of
Que-shu -- a clear view of the village was blocked by the perfectly
circular stone wall surrounding it. Still, the upper levels of several
huge stone temples and a spacious arena could be seen against the blue
sky in the latemorning sun. Barbarian eyes, apparently accustomed to
traffic on the road, watched from atop the wall, but there was no
effort to hail or molest the travelers.

      After passing Que-shu, they had stopped for lunch. Gisella
reluctantly dipped into her secret stash of trade goods and produced a
small haunch of expensive Tarsitian smoked ham. While munching his
portion, Tas had looked to the east and was the first to spot the
jagged spines of the mountain range about which they were now
bickering.

      "We're traveling downhill now," Woodrow said, detecting a slight
decline. "Maybe this mountain range wasn't included on your map
because it was relatively small," he suggested to Tas.

      The kender brightened considerably. "That's probably it!" He
liked finding the answers to mysteries.

      Soon their descent became more obvious. Gisella had to strain
mightily on the reins to keep the horses from galloping pell-mell down
the mountain. But before long, mountain evergreens gave way to the
leafy maples and oaks of the foothills.

      "It's a straight shot from here to Xak Tsaroth," Gisella
announced, giving the horses their heads. The wagon swayed and bounced
and kicked up clouds of dust as the horses bolted down the road.
Tasslehoff's slight frame was tossed about like a ball, but the kender
giggled with joy at the madcap dash, though he clutched the buckboard
to keep from being tossed to the ground. Brisk wind stung his eyes
into tears of laughter.

      But suddenly, looking beyond the horses, Tasslehoff blinked
hard. Were his eyes just blurry, he wondered, or did -- ?

      "Look!" he cried, pointing ahead down the road. Gisella squinted
in the direction of his finger. But her day vision was not as keen as
her night vision when, like all dwarves, she could see partially into
the infrared. Her vision got fuzzy some twenty feet ahead of the
horses.

      She saw nothing untoward, so she continued on.

      What Tasslehoff was trying to point out but she could not see
was that the road simply stopped, as if the builders had walked away
before finishing it, some fifty yards ahead.

      Abruptly the galloping horses skidded unceremoniously into a
swamp, dragging the wagon bearing three unwitting passengers.
Tasslehoff sailed through the air, leggings over topknot, to land
between two squishy lumps of grass-covered ground known as bogs.
Lifting his hands out of four inches of cold, muddy water, he shook
the slimy green swamp gook from them and stood up. The kender looked
sourly at his once-clean leggings.

      Taking a step toward the wagon, he tripped over an underground
bog and landed face-first in the water. Gods, it was cold! he thought.
Jerking himself out and up again, he held on to the wagon and shook
his head like a wet dog.

      Woodrow had managed to stay with the wagon when the road
stopped. Now he was scrambling down to calm the hysterical horses, who
were up to their fetlocks in water, their eyes wide with fright.

      "My outfit! It's ruined!"

      Gisella's shrieks came from the other side of the horses, to the
left of the wagon. Woodrow carefully picked his way through the bogs,
sometimes sinking as high as his knees in the mud, until he found the
female dwarf.

      Gisella was sitting in the swamp, legs sprawled, arms propping
her up from behind. She was covered to her ample chest with murky
water. Only two inches of her outfit was still orange. The dwarf gave
a start as a frog leaped from her shoulder into the dark, sludgy
water.

      Spitting a thick strand of wet, red hair from her mouth and
eyes, she spotted the kender, who had stepped around the wagon next to
Woodrow. Gisella glared at him. "I don't suppose this swamp was on
your map, either? Or is this your idea of a fun little surprise?"
Gisella sat on the top step at the back of the wagon, resignedly
pouring muddy water from her raspberry boots. "They'll never be the
same," she said morosely. "And I traded one of the best nights of my
life --" she caught the kender staring at her "-- uh, never mind what
I traded."

      She had changed her clothes, putting on a conservative (for
Gisella, anyway) purple tunic with pants and plain black work boots.
Tasslehoff's leggings were clinging to his skin and they itched
horribly, but he did not have a spare pair.

      "I guess we'll have to turn around and take the southern route
after all," Gisella grumbled. "We can't possibly reach Kendermore in
time for the fair now." She sighed.

      "My melons, my melons... I could have replaced my wardrobe with
the money they would have brought me...."

      "I'm not so sure, ma'am,- Woodrow said suddenly, ming around
from the front of the wagon. "About turning back and going south, I
mean. I unhitched the horses and led them forward into the swamp for
quite some distance, and the water didn't get any deeper. In some
places it was even drier." The young man shook his shaggy hair from
his eyes and regarded Gisella.

      "And?" Gisella's patience was strained. "What does that mean,
Woodrow?"

      "It means the water doesn't appear to get much deeper than four
or five inches in most places. It means that it would be tough with
these heavy wheels, but if we take it slow and steady, I think we can
make it through."

      "Through to where? To Xak Tsaroth? How do we know if we're
anywhere near Xak Tsaroth? How do we know this swamp doesn't go on
forever?"

      "Nothing goes on forever, ma'am," said Woodrow. Gisella gave a
rueful smile at the young man's unintentional philosophy. "My head is
splitting."

      "I know how to fix that," Tasslehoff said helpfully from inside
the wagon, reaching toward her temples. "You just tie two dead --"

      "Thanks, but no thanks," Gisella said quickly, ducking from his
grasp and out the back of the wagon.

      "-- eucalyptus leaves," Tas finished vacantly. "But suit
yourself."

      Woodrow pointed the horses toward a distant grove of trees.
Holding the horses by their bridles, he kept his eyes on his feet as
he picked a path through the bogs and the bush-topped cattails. Muck
and mud latched onto him with each step. He curled his toes inside his
boots to keep them on his feet. Humidity was high in the wake of the
previous day's rain and heat. Woodrow's dirty-gray tunic clung to his
wiry frame, the hem hanging ragged where he'd ripped a strip of cloth
to use as a sweatband.

      Between swatting at flies, kicking at water snakes, and staying
on his feet among the slippery bogs, he was keeping busy.

      Tasslehoff sat next to Gisella, who held the reins and made a
show of steering the horses, despite the fact that Woodrow led them.

      The terrain alternated between marshy areas that looked
deceptively dry and large expanses of shallow water. Ahead about five
hundred yards was a low expanse of shrubs and trees, which everyone
hoped meant the end of the swamp.

      "I'd like to know where all this water is coming from," said
Gisella. "We haven't seen any lakes, or even any streams since we
passed Que-shu."

      Tas rolled out his map. "It's got to be coming from a stream in
this small mountain range just north of Xak Tsaroth," he said,
pointing.

      Gisella snorted indelicately. "I wouldn't trust that piece of
junk," she said, thumping the back of the map, "for anything more than
wrapping mackerel."

      Tas was about to retort when Woodrow stopped suddenly and cocked
his head. "Do you hear that?" he asked.

      Both Tasslehoff and Gisella fell silent and listened. From ahead
came the distinct sounds of crashing waves.

      "Ah, ha." Tas exclaimed. "There's the stream I predicted."

      But Woodrow looked skeptical. "It sounds bigger than a stream."

      "There's only one way to find out," said Gisella, clicking her
tongue at the horses. Woodrow held steady to their bridles again,
until they reached the grove of trees, when he disappeared into the
dense shrubs.

      He was back in a flash, his face as white as his quilted tunic
must once have been.

      "What is it, Woodrow?" Gisella asked.

      "It's no stream, ma'am," he gulped. "There's water as far as the
eye can see."

      Gisella's gasp was her initial reply.

      Human and dwarf turned questioning eyes to the kender. Gisella
poked him in the chest. "Your Uncle Bertie forgot an ocean, too?"


                              Chapter 6

      "Order! Order!" Mayor Merldon Metwinger's gavel bounced off the
hard wooden table that served as the Kendermore Council's Bench of
Authority. The council met every fifth Thursday, and every Monday with
a two in its date. Every Friday with an oddnumbered date, the mayor
held Audience, the day when criminal cases were tried and domestic and
community disputes were settled. Today was such a Friday.

      Rounding up council members to serve as the jury for criminal
cases on Audience Day was a mayoral duty. Though the city books listed
sixty-three elected council members, representatives of the most
important trades in Kendermore, Mayor Metwinger was seated beside just
five council members today. He'd managed to find six of them during
his morning roundup, but one had apparently wandered off on the way to
City Hall.

      The venerable kender rubbed his forehead distractedly and let
his hand wander up to scratch the scalp under his graying topknot.
Beneath his cheek braids, which marked him among kender as having
noble blood, his skin was flushed from his council member search and
the exertion of calling the meeting to order. Still, he felt chilled
and damp from a draft and pulled his purple, furlined mayor's robe up
closer to his pointed chin. Glancing to his immediate right, two feet
beyond the end of the Bench of Authority, he eyed the source of the
draft. The council chamber was missing its exterior wall. At that
moment, light autumn rain and damp leaves swirled around the mayor's
feet. Before too long, snow would blow in and form a thick bank on the
edge where the wall should be, making it difficult to determine where
the building started and stopped. Metwinger made a mental note to have
something done about it eventually, although he would surely miss the
view.

      The chamber was only one of many rooms on the second floor of
the four-story building, housing all of Kendermore's public works and
government offices. Located near the city's center, the structure had
been built more than a century before. Following a kender tradition --
or building tendency -- each floor was less finished than the one
below it, so that the top floor looked as if it were still under
construction. The first floor -- two grand ballrooms -- were intact
though had long ago been stripped of anything valuable. The second
floor was basically complete, except for the missing exterior wall in
the council chamber. The third floor had all the necessary outside
walls, but was without a number of crucial doors: kender builders
preferred to complete a room before allowing for doorways, so that
openings might be located for the convenience of the occupant rather
than arbitrarily placed. (More than one kender builder has found
himself trapped inside a room with no doors!) The fourth floor was
mostly exposed beams, window frames, and the occasional interior wall.

      Not surprisingly, a problem arose with the design of the
building shortly after its completion. The original builders had
forgotten to include a stairway linking the four floors. Occupants of
the upper floors were forced to scale the stone walls and climb in
through tiny windows, which made the missing wall in the council room
something of an asset. Complaints of deaths, though, particularly
among mayors, brought about the construction, some ten years later, of
a very elegant, polished wood central staircase that spiraled upward
in an everdecreasing circle (things got pretty tight up on the third
floor).

      Kender were a very political people, but they were dedicated to
no cause as stridently as their need for constant change. Mayor
Metwinger was Kendermore's 1,397th mayor. Not all of them had been
kender. Nailed to the wall in the council chamber was a portrait of
the 47th mayor, a leprechaun named Raleigh who reportedly had been an
excellent mayor, having successfully held the post for nearly a year.
Rumor had it that Raleigh resigned after a dispute when a pot of his
gold mysteriously disappeared. Thirteen hundred fifty mayors had worn
the coveted purple mayoral robes in the intervening three hundred or
so years. Merldon Metwinger had been in the position for a little more
than a month, which was longer than average, if no great achievement.

      Accidentally elected when the populace confused his moneylending
advertisements for campaign posters, he found that he enjoyed the
vaunted position. He particularly liked the purple velvet mayor's robe
with its many secret pockets.

      Looking out at the occupants of the council chamber, Mayor
Metwinger rubbed his hands in gleeful anticipation; it promised to be
an exciting Audience Day. Two old, white-haired kender were struggling
over a bony, wide-eyed-with-fright milk cow, each tugging on one of
the animal's ears, which poked out of holes in a ratty straw hat.
Metwinger would liked to have watched them get the cow up the narrow
flights of stairs to the council chamber, which no doubt had
contributed to the cow's anxiety.

      Also waiting for a turn with the mayor were a male and female
kender, obviously married from the way they were glaring at each
other. A matronly looking kender angrily shook a floury rolling pin at
a red-faced child, whom she held by his pointed ear. While Metwinger
watched, another kender, probably in his mid-fifties and looking
strangely content, straggled in and sat quietly. Behind him came two
attractively dressed, angry-eyed misses, clomping and bobbing
awkwardly, since each wore one of an obvious pair of red shoes.
Metwinger couldn't wait to hear their story.

      "This Audience is now in session," the mayor proclaimed, giving
the table another rap with his gavel.

      "Who's first, then, hmmm?" he asked eagerly.

      "Me!"

      "Me!"

      "Us!"

      "Them!"

      "I'll take the two with the cow first," Mayor Metwinger
instructed. The others sat down with grumbles and thinly veiled
comments about the mayor's mother.

      The two farmers stepped forward respectfully, both insisting on
keeping a hand on the cow's collar. They introduced themselves as
Digger Dunstan and Wembly Cloverleaf.

      "You see, Your Honor, Dorabell is mine --" Digger began.

      "Bossynova is mine, Digger Dunstan, and you know it!" the other
protested, giving the cow's collar a possessive tug. "Dorabell -- what
a silly name for a cow! And take that stupid hat off her! She prefers
feathers tucked behind her ears!"

      "Well, you should know about stupid, Wembly Clo verleaf," the
first taunted, "you lame-brained, drainbrained excuse for a farmer.
You borrowed her from my field --"

      "Only after you took her from mine!"

      "Did not, you oaf!"

      "Did too, you ogre-lover!"

      "DID NOT!"

      "DID TOO!"

      Rather predictably, a scuffle broke out. The farmers reached for
each other's throats over the bony back of the frightened cow. Soon,
the audience chose sides and got in on the fight; the members of the
council and the mayor cheered them on.

      It was the cow herself who settled the matter. Mooing
frantically, she bolted through the throng of kender, right past the
Bench of Authority, heading toward the open wall. Splaying himself on
his stomach across the right corner of the table, the mayor managed to
get a hand on her collar and jerk her to a stop just inches before the
precipice.

      "So," he panted, "you both claim you own her."

      "She was mine, first!" both of them howled, hurrying forward to
calm their cow.

      Metwinger straightened his robes and sat back down, wheezing
heavily. Watching them fawn over the cow, he was struck with an idea.

      "Then you shall both have part of her," he proclaimed, thinking
his decision not only brilliant, but incredibly fair.

      The two kender looked at him, puzzled. "You want us to cut her
in half?" Digger finally managed.

      "Oh!" the mayor looked startled. "I hadn't thought of that
solution. Hmmm -- well, anyway, what I meant was that you must share
her. You, Digger, will have her on odd days, and you, Wembly, shall
have her on the even ones."

      "But her birthday is on an odd day!" protested Wembly.

      "And All Cows Day is on an even day!" complained Digger.

      "Well, then I'd say that makes you even," said the mayor, with
an apologetic smile at Digger. "Next !"

      "Brilliant judgment," whispered council member Arlan Brambletow,
who secretly thought he would look nice in the velvet mayoral robes.

      Mayor Metwinger beamed with pride at his own cleverness. Never
before had such a brilliant and impartial mayor presided over
Kendermore's council, he told himself. Fairly bursting with
self-importance, he waved forward the next case, the contented-looking
kender, who began to state his complaint against the city.

      "Well, it's not really a complaint, Your Highness," the kender
began, clearly nervous now in the presence of the mayor.

      Metwinger flushed with pleasure. "You may call me Your Honor.
I'm not a king, you know. Not yet, anyway." He chuckled modestly.
"Continue with your story."

      "Well, you see, the city recently completed cobbling a new
street near my home -- extremely near my home."

      "Let me guess," the mayor began, having heard such complaints
before. "The construction crew was too noisy, too quiet, or too
sloppy. Or perhaps your taxes were raised too much?"

      The kender looked surprised. "Oh, no, none of those things.
Well, maybe the taxes were a bit high.... But the workmen were most
pleasant, considering that they built the street through the middle of
my home."

      The mayor slumped back in his chair, suddenly bored. "So what's
your point?"

      "Your Honor, I don't think the street was supposed to go through
my house," he said. "At least no one mentioned it to me."

      The mayor sat forward. "The city is very busy, you know, and
can't be expected to contact just anyone about every little thing." He
sighed. "I suppose you expect the city to disrupt its plans and
reroute the street?"

      The kender looked alarmed. "Oh, no, Your Honor!

      I've never had so many friends! In, out, in, out -- carriages
from all over the world! What I'd really like is a permit to open an
inn."

      The mayor shook his head sympathetically. "You're in the wrong
place, then. What you want is the Department of Inn Permit Issuing. Up
the stairs, first room on the right -- or is it left?" The mayor waved
toward the door at the back, in the left corner of the room.

      But the kender did not move. Instead he shook his head. "Oh, no,
you're wrong. I went there and they told me that you issue permits."

      "They said that?" the mayor squealed. "Well, what do they do,
then?" He turned to the council members, who all shrugged, except for
one.

      "Aren't they in charge of new streets'" Barlo Twackdinger, the
bakerman council member, ventured helpfully.

      Metwinger shrugged. "Well, if they say we do it, then I guess we
do it. OK, you can have a permit. Next!"

      While the kender with the permit danced happily out the door,
the domestic case shuffled forward, and a balding, paunchy human
slipped inside the room. Phineas Curick sat at the back of the chamber
and tried to calm himself. It had taken him hours to reach this spot.
He thought he knew where City Hall was, but somehow he'd got turned
around and had to stop and ask for directions. Those directions had
led him to the outer fringes of Kendermore -- practically out of the
whole region of Goodlund, he fumed.

      But he was most perturbed, because his desperation had caused
him to lose his own good sense. He knew better than to ask a kender
for directions!

      It also galled him that, in the end, he'd only found City Hall
because he nearly ran into it. Head bent, mumbling in disgust as he
marched back toward where he thought his shop was, he'd nearly smashed
into the side of the building. Somebody had run a street right up to
City Hall's west wall! Dazed, he didn't even realize where he was
until a concerned kender, wearing a badge and a uniform that was so
small its buttons were straining, scraped him up and brought him into
the building for a drink of water.

      "Who in Hades put a building in the middle of a street?" Phineas
had growled.

      "Oh, all roads lead to City Hall," the kender guard had
explained.

      Phineas had shaken his head stupidly. "Never mind. Where do I
find the prison?"

      "Kendermore doesn't have a prison -- no point in it," the guard
said mildly. "Why, are you a prisoner?"

      "No, I am not!" Phineas sputtered, more than a little
aggravated. The human was sure Trapspringer had said he was a
prisoner! Frowning, Phineas decided to take a different approach.

      "If Kendermore had a prisoner, where would he be held?"

      "Well, that depends...," the kender said. "Say, you wouldn't
have any candy, would you?"

      If it hadn't been for the guard's genuinely innocent expression,
Phineas would have thought he was being asked for a bribe. In the end,
it amounted to the same thing. "I'm not sure, let me look." Phineas
reached into his pocket and pulled out its contents: two steel pieces
and a pocket knife. Sighing, he placed them in the guard's
outstretched palm anyway. "Sorry, no candy. Now, what does it depend
on?"

      "Huh?" the guard said, his attention riveted by the
spring-action latch on Phineas's knife. "Oh, where he'd be at depends
on what he did and who he did it to. "What's his name?"

      "I believe his name is Trapspringer Furrfoot, but I don't know
what he did to get thrown in prison."

      The kender looked at him. "You're not sure where you're going or
who you're going to see, and you don't know what he did."

      Phineas felt stupid and annoyed at the same time. The only thing
Trapspringer had said, other than that he was in prison, was that his
nephew was going to marry the mayor's daughter. Phineas brightened. "I
think it may have something to do with the mayor."

      "Considering how little you know, you're lucky I'm around to
help you sort through this," said the guard, puffing up his chest,
straining the buttons to the bursting point. "Today is Audience Day,
so Mayor -- let's see, it's Metwinger this month, isn't it? I'm not
sure, since I'm just sitting in for my brother today. Our honored
mayor is holding Audience on the third floor. If you hurry, perhaps
you'll be allowed to address him." With that, the kender wandered back
outside City Hall, Phineas's knife in his small hands, Phineas's coins
jingling in his pocket. Glowering at the guard's retreating back,
Phineas gulped down his water and rushed up the evernarrowing circular
stairs to the third floor. He searched every room there, growing more
desperate with each, until he reached the last. There he found a
kender cleaning woman, from the mop at her side and the overturned
bucket upon which she sat, who seemed more intent on her game of
marbles than tidying. She told him Audience was being held on the
second floor, not the third. Sure enough, on the second floor Phineas
found the council chamber where Audience was being held.

      He was not sure how things proceeded, so he sat back to observe.
There appeared to be a number of cases before him anyway, including a
married couple who was presently stating their complaint.

      "-- So, I said, 'these are my special rocks -- my agates, my
amethysts, and my very reddest rubies' -- I collect them, you see --
'so don't touch them,' " said the wife, a dower-looking kender whose
age was difficult to guess, since her face was very wrinkled but her
hands were smooth. "So what does he do?"

      "He touched them," the mayor supplied.

      "Not only did he touch them, but he put them in his rock
tumbler!" Her face was a mixture of outrage and astonishment.

      "He put them in an ale flagon?" asked the mayor, perplexed.

      "You know," the husband said merrily, "everyone thinks that when
I tell them I collect rock tumblers." His age was no more discernible
than his wife's. His hair was dishwater brown and wisps poked out of
his tightly stretched topknot, giving him a disheveled look. He had a
slight, stubbly beard, unusual for kender.

      The husband stepped up closer to the Bench of Authority,
addressing the mayor directly. "Did you realize that the history of
the rare gnome rock tumbler -- a drum-shaped, crank-driven device used
to reduce stones to sand -- is long and very interesting? No, I'm sure
you didn't. In fact, many experts believe that throughout the ages,
rock tumblers have played a large part in the development of the world
as we know it. None of us might be alive if there weren't rock
tumblers! Many people don't know that, but --"

      "I know it!" the wife complained, clapping her hands to her
ears. "It's all I ever hear, especially after he pulverizes my
prettiest rocks!"

      The man turned to his wife. "It wasn't my fault that your rocks
got tumbled," he said defensively. "You left them sitting out where
just anyone could take them, so I put them in my tumbler for safe
keeping. Only I forgot they were in there the next time I tumbled some
rocks."

      "Out where just anyone could find them? They were locked up in
two boxes and hidden under a loose floorboard before the fire!" she
cried, giving his arm a vicious punch.

      "Exactly!" he exclaimed, rubbing his arm and pulling away.
"Everyone knows to look under floorboards! Nobody would think to look
for gems in a rock tumbler! Don't you agree, Mayor?"

      "Huh? What?" Metwinger asked, looking up guiltily from under the
table. He'd found their argument tedious and had turned his attention
to the shiny buckles on councilman Barlow Twackdinger's boots. "Oh,
yes. It's obvious to me that one of you must develop another hobby.
Perhaps rock gathering isn't the wisest hobby for a woman whose
husband collects rock tumblers."

      The mayor was about to suggest a specific solution when, to his
surprise, the couple proclaimed in unison, "A brilliant idea!"
Hand-in-hand they walked through the door at the rear of the chamber,
though their voices could be heard rising even as they descended the
stairs. "Now, honey, you should be the one to find a new hobby," the
wife could be heard saying brightly. "At least my gems aren't
worthless!"

      "Worthless, dear! Why, rock tumblers are the most valuable
investment --"

      But the council was on to other business. Phineas looked up as a
kender burst through the door, pushing a wheelbarrow full of bricks,
his brow sweating. The kender began to explain how his neighbor had
been tossing the bricks from his window and into the kender's own
house one story down. It seemed he didn't mind, since he could use the
bricks. However, they had not stopped at his home, but had fallen
through his apparently thin floor to the house below his, and he was
having a difficult time getting them back from the neighbor below.

      Phineas let his chin drop onto his chest, and he promptly fell
asleep.

      "Hey, where are my boots?" Barlo Twackdinger demanded suddenly.
He glared down his red-veined, flourdusted nose at the mayor seated to
his right on the Bench of Authority.

      "Oh," mumbled Mayor Metwinger, surprised to find the thick,
furred boots in one of his many pockets. "You must have put your feet
in my vest, and somehow your boots fell off." He handed them over,
letting his fingers linger on the shiny buckles near the plush toes.

      "They're very nice, even with the flour on them."

      "They ought to be," said council member Windorf Wright,
snatching them from Barlo's expectant hands.

      "They're mine!" claimed the leader of Kendermore's farmer's
union. Stockier than the average kender, his bright red vest looked
too tight to be comfortable. His head was shaved right up to his
thinning topknot to show his delicately pointed ears to their best
advantage.

      "Not until I get those chickens and turnips you promised me for
these boots!" said Feldon Cobblehammer, a blue blur as he leaped
across the meeting table to pluck the coveted boots from Windorf's
hands.

      A scuffle broke out on the table, and soon three pairs of boots
were flying. Scrabbling happily among the throng, the mayor found some
pointy animal teeth, sixsided, wooden gaming dice that looked just
like a set he'd been missing, and some tasty-looking sweets. He barely
had them in his pocket before someone grabbed him by the topknot and
conked him soundly on the head with his own gavel. Metwinger sank to
the floor behind the Bench of Authority.

      Phineas awoke with a startled snort. Looking around quickly, he
realized that he was the only one in the room not involved in the
brawl, which was rolling like a huge, living ball, toward the door --
and his chair! Standing, he dove to his left, away from the door, and
landed on his stomach between the last two rows of chairs -- a scant
distance from the precipice of the open wall.

      Propping himself on his elbows, he looked behind him toward the
door. The chair he had occupied was smashed into firewood in the wake
of the melee. Bottlenecked by the door, the mass of bodies tumbled
apart, arms and legs flailing to the accompaniment of savage, joyous
shouting. Leaping to their feet in unison, the constituents of the
living ball threw the door open and dashed out into the hallway to
resume the riot.

      Alone in the chamber, Phineas stood slowly and tried to shake
away the fuzziness inside his head. He'd been led a merry chase, then
nearly crushed by kender, and for what? Nothing! He still had no idea
where Trapspringer might be!

      "I say, what a splendid Audience Day!" a voice said weakly from
behind the Bench of Authority. A small hand grasped the edge of the
bench and pulled up the owner of the voice. Phineas recognized the
disheveled head of Mayor Metwinger, his topknot completely undone.

      "Oh, hello!" he said, spotting Phineas at the rear of the room.

      "Hello, Your Honor," the human said politely. "You mean the
fight wasn't so very unusual?" His tone was incredulous.

      "Oh, it certainly was. The brawl usually starts after the second
or third case," the mayor responded, his voice breathy as he smoothed
his tangled hair. His head was throbbing, and he didn't feel quite
right. "The last thing I remember is getting thumped on the noggin
with my own gavel." Drawing himself up, Mayor Meldon Metwinger brushed
off his sleeves and noticed that his purple mayoral robe had somehow
been exchanged with a bright blue cape that looked just like one
Feldon Cobblehammer had worn at the start of the Audience.

      Straightening the collar, the mayor decided the color looked
very nice on him.

      Phineas hurried forward to take advantage of this unexpected
turn of luck. "Your Honor, I understand you might know the whereabouts
of a, uh --" he treaded lightly, in case the mayor was sensitive on
the subject -- "a person named Trapspringer Furrfoot."

      "Trapspringer, Trapspringer," the mayor muttered. "I know quite
a number of Trapspringers. Can you describe him?"

      Phineas's eyebrows puckered as he concentrated. It had been dim
during much of his talk with the eccentric kender. "Um, he wears a
topknot, his face is very wrinkled, I guess, and he's short." Which
describes every kender ever born, Phineas realized with dismay. "I
believe he collects rare bones," he added desperately.

      "Oh, that Trapspringer!" the mayor said cheerfully.

      "Why didn't you say so? He's my dear friend and soon to-be
in-law! His nephew is birthmated to my daughter Damaris, you know.
Yes, I know where he is. ' had to put him in prison." Only Metwinger
didn't sound the least bit concerned or remorseful.

      "You put your daughter's future uncle in prison?" Phineas asked
the question despite the little voice in his head that told him he
probably wouldn't understand the answer anyway. "What did he do?"

      "Oh, he didn't do anything," Metwinger said lightly.

      "His nephew is late for the wedding, so we sent a bounty hunter
after him -- standard operating procedure concerning wayward
bridegrooms, actually. We had to do something to ensure that he would
return, so we locked up his favorite uncle. Now, if you don't mind, I
think I have a concussion." The mayor looked toward the door and
swayed unsteadily.

      "I'm sorry to bother you with this, Your Honor," Phineas said
quickly, blocking his path. "But there's a small matter of a debt
which is owed me."

      The mayor looked up, his eyes glassy. "If I have a bill, then I
should pay it." He reached into his robes. "How much --"

      "Not you, Your Honor," Phineas said, willing himself to remain
calm. "Trapspringer Furrfoot. If I could just speak with him, I'm sure
we could clear the matter up."

      "He's not here," the mayor said, grabbing the edge of the table
as the room began to swim. What pretty colors! he thought.

      "Yes, I know that, Your Honor," Phineas said with forced
patience. "Where is he being held?"

      "Prison, dear," the mayor mumbled incoherently, crawling onto
the table. "At the palace. We're having a party tonight. Wear your
blue dress to match my new cape...." Laying his cheek on the cool
wood, he closed his eyes.

      "Thank you, Your Honor," Phineas breathed in relief. He was
about to dash out the door when he felt a twinge of guilt. He looked
at the snoozing mayor -- could he leave him like this? He was a
doctor, after all -- well, sort of. Phineas didn't think Metwinger
would die; at worst, the mayor's head would feel like a pumpkin when
he woke up. Still...

      Just then, several giggling kender padded through the door;
Phineas recognized them as council members who'd been seated with the
mayor. Thinking fast, he bolted by them and shouted, "There's been a
terrible accident! The mayor struck his head. Keep an eye on him while
I get help!"

      Phineas rushed out the door, knowing full well that they'd do no
such thing; waiting patiently was not one of their better skills.
Before long, they'd decide the mayor needed to be submerged, or
perhaps needed a slice of wumpaberry pie, and they'd hustle him off.
Metwinger would be all right. Phineas flew out the door and down the
stairs.

      He was going to find Trapspringer after all.



      "Gee, an ocean?" Tas repeated Woodrow's words. "Are you sure,
Woodrow?" He scrambled down from the wagon and headed for the dense
screen of shrubs and trees.

      "I wouldn't bet my last silver piece that it was an ocean,"
Woodrow conceded. "It might be a sea," he continued seriously,
following on the heels of the kender. "How do you know, unless you
have a map?"

      Gisella pushed her way past Woodrow to dog Tasslehoff through
the brush. "Ouch! These damned branches are tearing my sleeves!" she
complained bitterly, swatting foliage from her path. "The last few
miles have almost wiped out my wardrobe!"

      Tasslehoff burst through the last of the shrubs. He stood on a
flat, dirt-caked, cracked expanse of slate, which met the horizon
about thirty feet away. Waves crashed far below in the distance.

      The kender hastened to the brink of the barren, rocky cliff and
looked over the edge. Below was the shoreline of a vast body of
gray-green water. Tas scooped up a piece of chipped slate and flung it
out to sea. He lost sight of the stone, and thus concluded that i the
water was very far off indeed.

      Looking to his left, the kender saw that the cliff cut back
farther inland, obscuring the view of the coastline to the north.
Gulls, their wings tipped, soared and dived around Tasslehoff's head.

      "Woodrow has a good point," Tas said at last. His eyebrows shot
up. "How does the first person to make a map know if it's a sea, an
ocean, or just a really big lake ?"

      "You're the mapmaker," Gisella growled near his side. "Why don't
you tell me? While you're at it, tell me where this body of water came
from? Maybe it was hiding behind the mountain range your Uncle Bertie
overlooked! And while you're explaining things, tell me how we're
going to cross this really, really big lake with a wagon?"

      "Let rr.e think," said Tas soberly, his young face scrunching up
in thought.

      "Indeed," Gisella snorted humorlessly.

      "You know, I believe that trek through the swamp caused us to
turn a bit south of Xak Tsaroth," Tasslehoff said. "Maybe someone in
the city knows where this water came from --"

      "You think that ocean is going to dry up a few miles north of
here?" Gisella shrieked. She immediately regretted showing a crack in
her composure. Painfully digging her fingernails into her fists, she
regained control. "Perhaps someone in Xak Tsaroth could tell us where
we are, and direct us to the best east-bound road. If we can actually
find Xak Tsaroth, that is."

      Gisella wiped her eyes with the back of her hand in a gesture of
fatigue. "But I can't move another inch tonight. We'll make camp
here," she said, indicating the wide expanse of level slate with a
wave of her hand. "Woodrow, be a dear and get the wagon. My head is
split ting!"

      "Yes, Miss Hornslager." The straw-haired young man sprinted
across the ledge to the row of shrubs and disappeared.

      One arm hugged tight to her waist, the other supporting her
chin, Gisella looked down at the distant shore. She smirked
mirthlessly and shook her head.

      "Isn't it ironic? All that water, and I can't even get to it to
take a bath."

      Tasslehoff first heard the noises before dawn.

      Curled up by the smoldering remains of the fire across from
Woodrow, he was having the most delightful dream, and he did not want
to wake up before it ended. He was in a merchant's shop, and its walls
were lined from floor to ceiling with jars of all sizes and colors,
each crammed with more interesting objects than the last. There were
jars of stained-glass marbles and pretty stones, jars with balls of
brightly colored string, jars overflowing with confections and wind-up
toys.

      There was a whole shelf devoted to jeweled rings, and another
just for ruby-studded brooches.

      The owner of the shop, who hadn't been in the dream just a
moment before, turned to Tasslehoff and said, "You must take
everything and hide it, before someone steals it. I can trust only
you!"

      And then Tasslehoff heard the noise again, just at the edge of
his consciousness. He scrunched up his eyes and focused his mind on
the shelves in the shop. But there was that noise again, like raccoons
rattling a trash barrel. He jerked awake against his will, irritated
and out of sorts.

      In the dim light of dawn, the kender saw three sets of dark,
overly large eyes peering at him from around the edge of the wagon.
Infiltrators! Bandits! They were under attack! Tasslehoff jumped up
and assumed a kender fighting stance, legs spread and braced. Holding
the "v" of his hoopak in his left hand, he pivoted his hips and swung
the straight end of his weapon around with his right hand.

      "Stay back, whoever you are!" he warned. Suddenly, more sets of
eyes appeared. Without looking down, Tas drove a toe into Woodrow's
ribs.

      The sleeping human snorted, raised himself on his elbows, and
finally looked up through bleary eyes. He saw only Tas's battle stance
before jumping to his feet and reaching for the first thing at hand,
which was the unlit end of a small, smoldering branch in the fire.

      Only then did he spot the eyes, glowing like the neutral, golden
moon, Solinari, in the dim light of dawn. There were eyes under the
wagon, at the back of the wagon, on top of the wagon.

      Suddenly the wagon's back door flew open and Gisella stepped out
in a thin, silky, red wrap. Whatever stood at the rear of the wagon
jumped back and giggled.

      "Oh, for heavens' sake," Gisella moaned. "What's this, now?
Shoo, shoo, you little beasties!" she clucked, taking a step down and
waving the backs of her hands toward where the eyes had stood.

      "Miss Hornslager, get back into the wagon!" Woodrow called.
"We're under attack!" He swung his branch at the eyes in a gesture
meant to look brave.

      "By gully dwarves?" Her voice cracked on a high note. "Don't be
ridiculous. They're as annoying as horseflies, I'll grant you that,
but they're harmless."

      She turned back to glare in the direction of the stillaproaching
eyes. "I said shoo!" She waved the hem of her nightshirt at them like
a farmer's wife scattering chickens with her apron.

      "Gully dwarves?" Tas asked, lowering his hoopak. He took a step
toward the wagon and squinted into the darkness. The air was filled
with the sound of uncontrollable giggling. Finally, Tas could see
eleven or more short creatures who looked vaguely like dwarves
gathered before the door. Instead of "shooing," they were looking up
at Gisella expectantly, like pigeons waiting for breadcrumbs in a city
square.

      Tas knew from his mountain dwarf friend, Flint, that gully
dwarves, or Aghar, were the lowest caste in dwarven society. They were
very clannish, keeping to themselves and living in places so squalid
that no other creatures, including most animals, would live in them.
Which would leave them with a lot of privacy, Tas supposed.

      Tasslehoff hadn't seen many gully dwarves up close, except for a
few who had been cleaned up and recruited into domestic labor by
ambitious but notoriously cheap merchant middle-class Kendermorians,
as they called themselves. (Gully dwarves made miserable servants, as
they tended to pick their noses continually and attracted dirt as if
by magic.) Their features varied little from one to the next. They
shared a typical thick, bulby nose, scruffy whiskers -- even the
females -- and sported ratty, wild hair that looked like it had been
combed many years before with a stick.

      The males wore torn, dirty vests and pants cinched up with
frayed rope, and the females wore torn, dirty, sack-shaped dresses,
and they all wore shoes that were three sizes too big.

      "Get rid of them, will you, Woodrow dear? The little beggars
will undoubtedly steal us blind," Gisella said, drawing her wrap
closer. "And we really must be on the road."

      In the growing light, Woodrow looked helplessly at the crowd of
gully dwarves continuing to gather around the wagon. They stared with
awe at Gisella.

      "What would you like me to do, ma'am?" asked the be wildered
human.

      Gisella, looking exasperated, took a step back from the pressing
throng of gully dwarves. "I don't know! Do something manly, like wave
your sword at them."

      The human looked dismayed at the suggestion, Vexed by his
hesitance, Gisella jammed her hands on her hips. "So, belch in their
faces; that's manly!" she added with disgust.

      Woodrow looked from the stick in his hand to the two dozen or
more curious, grubby gully dwarves. They looked at Gisella reverently.
The boldest of the bunch, a male, judging purely from the fact that he
wore shapeless pants rather than a shapeless dress, reached up a hand
to the dwarf's red hair.

      "Stop that!" Gisella said, slapping his hand away. Holding her
wrap closed, she nearly tripped while scrambling backward up the steps
into the wagon.

      "Where you get hair?" the gully dwarf spoke at last, not the
least put off by her slap. He leaned forward, his stubby fingers
reaching out. The silly grin on his smudgey face revealed that he had
a big, dark hole in his mouth where one front tooth should have been.

      "What do you mean?" she snapped. "I grow it, of course!" She
slapped his hand again.

      The gully dwarf shook his head stubbornly. "Not that hair. Hair
not come that color."

      Gisella bristled. "I assure you, this is my natural hair," she
said staunchly, giving him an appraising glance. "I might add that
yours would look better if you washed it instead of ripping it out in
clumps."

      The gully dwarf smiled up at her hair. "It pretty. You pretty."

      Gisella's eyes shifted. "You like it?"

      "It pretty," he repeated reverently. The crowd of gully dwarves
chorused his words, then giggled.

      "Thank you," Gisella said hesitantly. "Your hair ain't so bad,
either," she added generously.

      "Should I get rid of them now for you, Miss Hornslager?" Woodrow
asked.

      "I've been meaning to ask you about your hair myself,"
Tasslehoff chimed in. "Is it real -- the color, I mean? Personally, I
see nothing wrong with a little cosmetic overhaul. Why, once, when I
was younger, I drew some lines on my face because I was embarrassed
that I had no wrinkles yet. Of course, they weren't red wrinkles. But
it's the same difference."

      Gisella only glared at Tas and announced in an icy voice, "I'm
going inside to get dressed now. And when I come out, we're leaving."

      "Leave?" The male gully dwarf's ears perked up. "I thought maybe
you here for pulley job," he said.

      "A pulley job? Why, I haven't had one in --" Gisella got all
tingly at the memories of an inn long ago and far away. Well, at least
a week and a hundred miles.... Abruptly she caught the human's and
kender's innocent expressions, and she realized that the gully dwarf
couldn't possibly be talking about the same kind of pulley job.

      "Pulley job?" she repeated.

      "Oh, boy!" The head gully clapped his hands in delight, taking
her question as confirmation. "Pulley job! How you pay?"

      "No, no! I'm simply asking, what is a pulley job?" she explained
with forced tolerance.

      "Fondu show you," he offered, taking her hand before she could
protest. He led her off the steps, directing her to the north, where
the cliff cut back farther inland, obscuring the view. Woodrow and
Tasslehoff followed closely, the rest of the gully dwarves dancing in
joyous circles around them, their big, floppy-toed shoes slapping
noisily on the slate cliff. A short distance up the coast, out of view
of their camp, Fondu pointed to a huge, lone cypress tree that dangled
out over the edge of the cliff.

      "So what?" Gisella said, starting to get annoyed.

      "You led me barefoot over rough ground to look at an old tree?"
Wincing, she steadied herself with one hand on Fondu's shoulder while
she plucked pointy pebbles from her tender heel.

      Tasslehoff scampered to the base of the tree. Looking up, he
launched himself at a low, sturdy branch, and began scrambling up hand
over foot like a monkey.

      "Tasslehoff, you get down from that tree this minute!" Gisella
cried in alarm. "You'll plunge to your death, and I'll have nothing
but bloody bones to trade to the council."

      "So nice of you to be concerned about my health," he said
sweetly.

      "What do you see up there, Mr. Burrfoot?" Woodrow asked.

      There was a brief pause as Tasslehoff swung from branch to
branch in the tree. "Well, it's three pulleys... no, it's four
pulleys. Hooked together in pairs. Only really it's six pulleys,
because two of them are two pulleys hooked together side by side. And
they're all linked with ropes as thick as my wrist, only real short.
My guess is it's Fondu's pulley job."

      Gisella turned to Fondu. "No doubt." But she was doubtful.
Gisella could not believe that a bunch of gully dwarves could have
rigged up such an apparently elaborate system.

      Fondu's face crinkled up into a glassy-eyed smile. "Many men
come and build pulley job. They funny little men." Imitating them,
Fondu frowned up at the tree, stroking an imaginary beard. Abruptly he
marched around, stumbling over his floppy shoes and swinging his arms.
Giggling, the crowd of gully dwarves marched in small circles,
slapping their feet up and down.

      "They sound like gnomes, because gnomes like to build things
like this, but they look like dwarves," Tas said, laughing at the
antics of the gully dwarves. He swung down out of the tree.

      "No self-respecting dwarf looks like that," Gisella scoffed,
watching their parade out of the corners of her narrowed eyes.

      "These 'men' just put up the pulleys and left?" Woodrow asked
Fondu.

      The gully dwarf gave Woodrow a calculating stare.

      "No, they bring up big boxes from there." Fondu pointed to the
cliff and downward. "Then they leave." He suddenly looked suspicious.
"Too many questions! You want pulley job or no?"

      Gisella shuddered, stretched her wrap tightly around her curves,
and turned back toward the camp. "I hardly think so. Now, if you'll
just point us toward Xak Tsaroth, we won't trouble you further."

      "You want come to Zaksarawth? You meet Highbulp! No one come to
Zaksarawth since so long!" cheered Fondu. The rest of the gully
dwarves started yelling and flinging handfuls of dirt in the air.

      Gisella, Tas, and Woodrow ducked away from the whirling dust
cloud. "Why are you acting like that?" shouted Gisella.

      "We happy," said Fondu. "No one come to Zaksarawth anymore
except Aghar, but you special. You like our city under ground. It
beautiful."

      "An underground city?" Gisella gulped, turning to Tasslehoff. "I
thought you said it was a big, bustling place!"

      "It is!" Tasslehoff cried defensively. "At least that's what my
map indicates." He pulled the map from his vest and spread it out on
the ground.

      Gisella glowered. "Oh, yes, your wonderful map." Woodrow
crouched down next to Tasslehoff. "What does 'P.C.' mean?" he asked,
pointing to the letters inked after the title "Krynn."

      Gisella snatched up the map and stared at the letters. "
'Pre-Cataclysm,' you idiots! It means preCataclysm! We've been
following a map that predates the Cataclysm!"

      "Really?" Tas said dubiously. "I thought it stood for
'positively confirmed'."

      Dazed, Gisella just shook her head. "Serves me right for
listening to a kender. Pre-Cataclysm, indeed!" "That changes things,
does it?" Woodrow asked innocently.

      "A little," Tas gulped.

      "A little?" Gisella gaped at the kender. "New mountain ranges
erupted, and whole sections of land slipped into the ground and formed
seas!"

      Tasslehoff looked subdued. "Well, most of the cities stayed in
the same places," he moaned.

      "Yeah, those that weren't sucked up by rushing waters,
mountains, and volcanoes!" Gisella rolled her eyes and sighed heavily
in resignation. "Well, that about hangs it -- we can't sail this wagon
on the sea.

      We're going to have to backtrack, and there's not a chance on
Krynn that we'll reach Kendermore in time for the Autumn Faire. This
is going to set me way back."

      "Sail wagon on sea," Fondu remarked.

      Gisella ignored his mocking voice. "Come on, Woodrow," she said
wearily, starting for camp. "We've got a long trip ahead of us."

      But Fondu stumbled along at her side, tugging at her wrap. "Sail
wagon on sea!" he repeated.

      She stopped and brushed him off. "Wouldn't that be nice, Fondu,"
she said patronizingly. "Come on, Woodrow, Burrfoot."

      But Fondu would not be put off. "Wagon no float, but boat
float!"

      "What are you trying to tell us, Fondu?" Woodrow asked.

      The gully dwarf scowled at Woodrow. "I tell pretty lady. Your
hair weird -- look like noodles." Fondu grabbed Gisella's hand again
and tugged her to the ledge. He pointed down. "See? Boat."

      Gisella brushed off her hand disdainfully. "Well, I'll be!" she
exclaimed, looking over the edge quickly. "The little bug-eater -- uh,
gully dwarf -- is telling the truth! There is a boat down there."

      "Let me see!" cried Tas, moving to Gisella's side, along with
Woodrow. "But why would anyone leave a boat anchored here?"

      "I don't know," answered Gisella, "and I don't know what
difference it makes, anyway. Everything I own is in that wagon, and
I'm not going to leave it here," she finished firmly.

      Fondu tugged at Gisella's wrap. "Take wagon on boat."

      "Woodrow," said Gisella, "would you please try to explain that
we can't possibly get this fully loaded wagon down a sheer, five
hundred-foot --"

      "Oh, it's got to be at least eight hundred feet -- at least,"
chimed Tas, on his stomach, looking over the cliff.

      "-- six hundred-foot cliff and onto a rocking boat," finished
Gisella. "You're making me terribly nervous, dear," she added,
addressing the human.

      Woodrow, who had crawled out on a cyprus limb overhanging the
ledge, cleared his throat. "Excuse me for saying so, Miss Hornslager,
but I'd bet that whoever --"

      "-- whoever owns that boat made the pulley job!" Tas finished
for him. "They had to get up here somehow, and I'll bet they used the
pulleys. We could use their equipment to go up and down the cliff!"
"Exactly," said Woodrow.

      "Pulley job! Pulley job!" screamed Fondu, jumping up and down
beneath the cyprus tree.

      "Wait just one minute," Gisella said, refusing to get caught up
in the excitement so easily. "Do we have enough people to lower a
swinging wagon six hundred feet? And do you think we could then load
the wagon onto the ship and sail it away?"

      "Maybe," Woodrow said. "But I don't think we should. That would
be stealing."

      "It wouldn't be stealing!" Tas disagreed. "We would just be
borrowing it. They're not using it now, and we don't know when they'll
be back. When will they be back, Fondu?"

      "Two day," the gully dwarf said simply, holding up four fingers.
"How long have they been gone?" Gisella asked.

      "Two day." He held up all his fingers.

      Gisella, Tas, and Woodrow looked at each other. "How many of you
are there?"

      Fondu looked at the dozens of gully dwarves and smiled broadly.
"Two."

      "Oh, boy," breathed Woodrow.

      "We don't seem to be getting any real information out of this,"
drawled Gisella. "Woodrow, you're good at technical things. What would
we need to do this 'pulley job'?"

      Woodrow squatted on his haunches and poked at the ground with a
stick, scratching lines at random on the slate. Within moments, all of
the gully dwarves were down on their haunches, scratching and doodling
on the rock in imitation of the human. Tas was enormously amused and
strolled among the pondering gully dwarves.

      Gisella stood over the human with her arms folded expectantly.
"Well?"

      After a minute or two, Woodrow tossed his head back and looked
up at Gisella. "Ma'am, I figure we'll need the pulleys there in the
tree, at least four thousand feet of rope, and for muscle, the team of
horses -- plus about a dozen good men. But that's just a guess," he
added modestly.

      Looking somber, the gully dwarves all nodded their heads in
agreement, pointing at each others' scratchings and chattering among
themselves.

      Gisella threw her arms into the air. "Well, I guess that's that.
We don't have a dozen good anything, and we certainly don't have four
thousand feet of rope. If I didn't have so many steel pieces tied up
in those rotting melons, I'd push the wagon off the cliff myself and
smash that lousy boat into splinters." She flopped down on the ledge
where she stood, her chin in her hands.

      Tasslehoff skipped back to the sullen Gisella. "As far as muscle
is concerned," he said, "we've got all the gully dwarves we could ever
want."

      "And how many is that?" Gisella quipped. "Two?"

      "I know they're not much to look at and they don't smell very
nice, but I'm sure they'd be willing to help," prodded Tas. "After
all, this was Fondu's idea."

      Fondu grinned broadly. "We glad to heave-ho. Heave-hoing fun! We
heave-ho lots for funny men. 'Heeeeave ho'," he mimicked, drawing on
an imaginary rope.

      "That's very nice, Fondu," Gisella said flatly. "Now I don't
suppose you can tell us where to find four thousand feet of rope, can
you?"

      The gully dwarf's chest swelled with pride. "Fondu have rope.
Big rope. Pulley rope. I show pretty-hair lady."

      The three travelers stared at Fondu, then looked at each other.
"You don't suppose," mouthed Gisella.

      "Funny men hide pulley rope," explained Fondu, "but Fondu find
it. Me smell rope, my nose smell big."

      Gisella batted her eyelashes at Fondu. "And would you show me
where it is?"

      Fondu grabbed Gisella's hand and yanked her to her feet, nearly
tripping himself in his excitement. "Come come come!" he shouted,
dragging the object of his infatuation behind. Tasslehoff and Woodrow
ran behind the stumbling pair, followed by a tumbling, sweating mass
of gully dwarves.

      Fondu led the pack to an enormous, hollow tree not quite five
hundred feet from the edge of the cliff. With a quick scramble, he was
up on the lowest branch, and then disappeared through a basket-sized
hole into the tree. His fuzzy head reappeared moments later, and he
thrust the end of a coarse hemp rope back out through the opening.

      "See?" he shouted. "Pulley rope! You no worry, pretty lady,"
Fondu said, petting Gisella's hair. She batted his hand away,
shivering.

      In a moment, Tasslehoff was up the tree and had stuck his head
through the hole for a look. When he pulled it back, he was grinning
from ear to ear.

      "The entire tree is full of rope!" he gushed. "Coils and coils
of rope! I've never seen so much rope in my life, except maybe on the
docks at Port Balifor. Wow! I wish my Uncle Trapspringer was here to
see this."

      Gisella clapped her hands and rubbed the palms together. "All
right, crew, it looks like we've got ourselves a pulley job."

      It took the dozen gully dwarves three and a half hours to drag
all the rope out of the tree and arrange it in two orderly lines
leading away from the cypress tree. Meanwhile, using a small length of
rope from the wagon to practice with, Woodrow figured out how the
pulleys had to be set up. When the longer rope was ready, he rigged
two stout loops of rope around the wagon, one lashed to the front axle
and the other to the rear axle. All of that was simpler than
explaining the system to Gisella.

      "We connect the two single pulleys to the ropes around the
wagon. The two double pulleys are connected to the overhanging branch
of the tree. You've got that part, right?"

      Gisella nodded. "Of course. I'm not dense." But darned if she
understood it anyway!

      "We used to rig up a hoist like this on my cousin's farm when I
was a boy," Woodrow said.

      The dwarf, who was now wearing a simple, green working outfit
and leather gloves, sat down on the wagon next to Woodrow. She looked
at the wagon, then up at the pulleys, and then back at the wagon.

      "This is everything I own, Woodrow. Are you sure?" Woodrow
looked up. "Reasonably sure, Miss Hornslager."

      Gisella glanced up at the pulleys again and contemplated the
mass of ropes connecting them to the tree, and the wagon to them. Her
gaze moved on to include the ropes that had been strung to several
boulders to anchor the tree. Then she cleared her throat.

      "I haven't had much practice trusting people," she said to
Woodrow. "The few times I've tried it, it hasn't worked out too well,
personally or financially. I don't have a lot of choice here, though.
If we go south, I'm ruined by the delay. If we go down the cliff --
well, maybe I'm ruined and maybe I'm not. It sounds like a plan to me.
Fondu! Where's Fondu?"

      The gully dwarf tumbled out of a knot of his fellows that were
wrestling over someone's grimy cap. "Fondu here," he announced. "You
ready for pulley job?" A pair of hands reached out of the melee and
hauled Fondu back into the writhing mass before Gisella could answer.
Careful not to get too close, Gisella approached the pile of gully
dwarves and, cupping her hands around her mouth, shouted, "Fondu! Line
them up! Line them up!"

      Several seconds later, Fondu kicked and swatted his way out
again and began hauling gully dwarves out of the fracas. Within
minutes, everyone was sorted and lined up along the two ropes, which
stretched over a quarter of a mile away from the cliff. Gisella
reviewed her company, replete with bloody noses, blackened eyes, and
swollen lips. No sooner did she turn her back than someone pushed
someone else and the whole fray began over again until Woodrow
collared the two troublemakers and held them at arm's length.

      "All right, Woodrow," Gisella instructed, "you're in charge of
the ropes. With one horse and six gully dwarves on each, you should be
able to lower the wagon nice and easy. Let's have that as our slogan
today, shall we? 'Nice and easy.' Can everyone say that?" A ragged
chorus of "nice and easy," or variations on it, rippled up and down
the two lines of gully dwarves. "Right," said Gisella. "And Tas, you
and your six husky lads have the guy lines. Your job is to guide the
wagon off the edge... " Gisella's throat constricted slightly on the
words"... and then steady it as much as you can on the way down."

      For a moment, everyone looked at everyone else. Then Gisella
winked at Tas and Tas kicked away the stone that was blocking the
wagon's wheel. Slowly, guided by Tas, the six Aghar on the guy lines
rolled the wagon toward the edge of the cliff. Meanwhile, Woodrow, who
had three times as many gully dwarves to control and therefore three
times as many problems, struggled to keep the lines taut through the
pulleys.

      Gisella's breath caught in her throat as the front wheels of the
wagon dropped over the edge. The ropes on the forward pulley snapped
tight at once, and the tree bobbed up and down. With its forward
wheels suspended over six hundred feet of nothing, the gully dwarves
inched the wagon ahead.

      Gisella's heart was pounding. The wagon, the tree, the gully
dwarves, all swam in front of her. Then the rear wheels of the wagon
crunched across the brink, and the vehicle dropped six inches, swaying
to and fro. The gully dwarves on the guy lines squealed and dug their
heels into the packed dirt under the tree as the weight of the wagon,
swinging out into line beneath the pulleys, dragged them toward the
cliff. Gisella's hand shot out to a nearby boulder to steady her
balance, and her knees chattered together like teeth. "Hold on, hold
on!" cried Tas, latching onto one of the guy lines. He realized then
that the gully dwarves were squealing with delight, like children at a
spook show. As the wagon reached its equilibrium the dwarves stopped
sliding and the noise died down. Gisella swayed slightly, but was
relieved that she was still on her feet. The wagon swung gently on its
ropes, twisting slightly in the breeze.

      "OK," said Gisella, swallowing a lump. "OK, that wasn't too
bad." Cupping her hands to her mouth, she hollered, "Now, Woodrow,
start letting it down. 'Nice and easy,' remember?"

      "Lice and squeezies," grunted the dwarves in no particular
unison. With a hand on each of the horses' bridles, Woodrow started
walking them backward toward the cliff. After the first twenty-five
feet, Woodrow could no longer see the wagon and had to rely on Tas to
guide him from above, where he lay on a limb in the tree, watching to
make sure the ropes glided smoothly through the pulleys.

      "OK... OK... slow it down a little... the back end is a little
high... oops, now the back is a little low ...still low... no, the
back is low... the back, the back!"

      Gisella sprinted to the cliff. "What's happening?" she screamed,
and then she spied the wagon, about one hundred feet down the cliff.
One of the lines of gully dwarves had gotten ahead of the other. The
front end of the wagon was at least four feet higher than the back,
and still rising. "It's all cockeyed!" she shrieked, flailing her
arms. "I can hear bottles breaking! Straighten it out! Straighten it
out!"

      But the gully dwarves, who had no concept of what was happening,
continued their erratic march to the sea. In desperation, Woodrow let
go of the slower horse's bridle and was hauling vainly on the
fastermoving horse, trying to slow it down. Unfortunately the other
horse, with no one guiding it forward, stopped in its tracks.

      The wagon lurched suddenly as something inside it broke free and
crashed into the back wall. Gisella clapped her hands over her ears
when a second crash echoed up the cliff face, then frantically slapped
them over her eyes as the wagon's door flew open and a potpourri of
melons, cushions, and personal items tumbled out of the doorway.
Everything she owned spiraled, for what seemed to Gisella like an
eternity, down the hundreds of feet to the sea.

      By now, the wagon was hanging almost vertically. The door
flapped in the breeze with one of Gisella's nightshirts, caught on the
latch, waving like a flag of truce. Within moments, Woodrow brought
the advancing horse and gully dwarves to a halt and raced back to the
stationary line, then advanced it so the lines were again even. All
this was accompanied by even more smashing and tinkling from below.
Each crash made Woodrow wince, each tinkle made Gisella bite deeper
into her lip.

      Finally, Tas announced from above that the wagon was level
again.

      Peering down at Gisella, he called, "Maybe it's not as bad as it
sounded." But when he saw her vacant stare fixed on the horizon, he
gave it up. He shouted to Woodrow, "OK, try it again. You don't have
to be too careful, I don't think there's much left inside." Out of the
corner of his eye he saw Gisella's face twitch.

      Once again the wagon started down the cliff in jerks and fits.
Gisella no longer watched. Instead, she had positioned herself on an
exposed tree root and was reciting a disjointed monologue that had
more numbers than words in it. She was obviously trying to determine
how she would recoup her losses of the last minutes.

      "Slow it down, slow it down," Tasslehoff warned as the wagon
neared the ground.

      Woodrow was glad that the red-haired dwarf wasn't watching when
he was unable to appreciably slow the wagon's momentum in the last one
hundred feet. The gully dwarves clawed and tugged at the rope to
little avail. The human could feel it in the ropes when the wagon
landed with a heavy 'thump!' far below. He squinted up at Tas through
one eye.

      "Boy, what a landing!" the kender breathed. "The wheels look a
little bowed out, but I think the wagon is OK."

      Woodrow heaved a sigh and sagged against one of the horses.

      Tasslehoff spotted Gisella. Climbing down from the tree, he
approached her cautiously. "Well, it's on the shore," he said
unceremoniously. "I guess I'll shinny down one of the ropes and unhook
the pulleys so we can lower the horses and you and everyone who's
going."

      Gisella nodded her head and inhaled deeply. Tas took that as
approval and hiked back to the tree. Woodrow was waiting for him. "How
is Miss Hornslager?" he asked.

      "I think she'll be all right," said Tas. "She just needs to rest
for a while. I think it was the nightshirt on the door latch that did
her in. It's too bad you missed it, Woodrow. Stuff was flying
everywhere. Boy, what a sight!"

      "She'll never talk to me again," Woodrow moaned.

      "I wouldn't blame her if she fired me and left me stranded here
with these gully dwarves. I don't know how I'd ever get home then."

      "I could leave you a map," offered Tas. Woodrow blanched. The
kender began tightening his belts, equipment, and pouches in
preparation for his climb.

      "Anyway, it wasn't your fault," he added. "I'm sure Gisella
won't blame you. She's just feeling lowly. That seems to be sort of
common with dwarves. Apparently they can't help themselves. Whenever
my friend Flint gets depressed, there's no cheering him up until he
feels like being cheered up."

      Stripped to his tunic, belt, leggings, and shoes, Tas was ready
to climb. He snaked across the branch to the pulleys and then swung
down onto a rope.

      "Good luck," called Woodrow.

      "You, too," replied Tas with a wave as he started the long slide
to the boat, six hundred feet below.


                              Chapter 8

Wilbur Froghair was on the beserted, cobbled
street in front of his grocery shop at dawn, preparing
for the early morning rush. The carrots and onions
were in place on the vegetable carts and he was about
to turn the rotten spots down on the two-day-old to-
matoes when he noticed the body slumped in the
bench before the haberdashery next door.
His first concern was for the human's health. Care-
fully holding one of his small hands before the middle-
aged man's nose, the kender was reassured by the even
breathing. The man looked like he'd had a bad night.
He wore a hat that was too small for his balding head,
his pockets were turned inside out, the knee of his
breeches was ripped, and his face had a layer of street

dust on it. But what the kender saw next made him al-
most more concerned than before.
The perfectly good leather boot on the man's right
foot lay carelessly in a puddle.
"He should be more careful with his possessions,"
Wilbur mumbled. "That very nice boot is going to get
wet, and then shrivel up like an old, dried currant. I
certainly can't sit by and watch that happen." With
that, the kender crept forward and gingerly lifted the
man's calf, slipping the boot from his foot. "I'll just
keep it nice and dry in my shop," Wilbur whispered to
himself, satisfied with his good deed. It was such a nice
boot, in fact, that he decided it really deserved to be
kept very safe indeed in the big, locked tin box under
his grocery counter. He was about to take the other
boot to maintain the pair, when the man stirred in his
sleep. Wilbur tiptoed quietly into his shop, holding
one boot.
Phineas Curick drifted half out of sleep, thinking
that his foot felt cold. He tried to ignore the sensation
because he knew his body would ache from top to bot-
tom if he woke up fully. But when he realized his foot
probably felt cold because it was also wet, he awoke
abruptly.
The bone! He'd placed another rat bone in one of his
boots to sell to Trapspringer in exchange for the rest of
the map. He fished around frantically in his left boot
and sighed with relief. The rat bone was still safely
tucked away.
Disaster narrowly averted, Phineas was dismayed
but not at all surprised to realize, too, that his other
boot was missing. He saw his pockets sticking out and
remembered that he had run through or lost all his
money yesterday. He felt a headache coming on, as if
someone had tied an overly tight band around his
head. Reaching a hand up, he realized someone had
done just that. His own hat was gone, replaced by a
small, ratty-looking cap with a hole in the back, pre-

sumably for a topknot.
Kendermore was the kind of city in which a person
could spend his entire life -- or a number of years, as in
Phineas's case -- without ever leaving his own neigh-
borhood. Everything he needed was near his home.
When the human had come to Kendermore some years.
before, he had made his home in the first neighbor-
hood he landed in. In the meantime, Phineas had
forgotten how thoroughly confusing the city was.
There was virtually no such thing as a completed, or
even a through, street. Roads just ended wherever
their builders grew tired of them or, more often, wher-
ever someone decided to erect a building. The city was
a maze of dead-end streets that simply ran head-on
into buildings and then started up again on the other
side. Often you had to go several miles out of your
way to continue on a road that you could have hit with
a rock from where you started, if only you could have
seen it.
Kendermore had an extensive street sign program.
There were signs on every corner, naming roads and
pointing the way to numerous landmarks, such as the
homes of local celebrities or public squares. These
signs would have been very helpful if they were up-
dated in a timely manner when new roads were built or
after buildings had been plunked down on existing
roads. It was not uncommon to see a signpost with two
arrows pointed in opposite directions and both read-
ing, "The Palace." Part of the reason the sign changes
came so slowly and inaccurately was the process used
by city workmen to complete these tasks. The pre-
vious day, Phineas had watched a team of kender
workmen replace the sign over a public square.
The foreman stood back from the rest, his arms
crossed while he issued orders. "Now, Jessel, you get
on Bildar's shoulders, Giblart on Jessel, Sterpwitz on
Giblart, and Leverton, you're on top." The foreman
tilted his creased face back and surveyed the distance.

Satisfied, he nodded. "Yep, that oughta be tall
enough."
Like members of an acrobatic team, the kender set
about forming a tower of bodies. Phineas knew kender
owned ladders, but they seemed to prefer living ken-
der pyramids. Deft as any circus acrobats, they passed
one another upward until they reached the desired
height and the kender named Leverton was on top.
"Oops, you forgot the hammer," the foreman called.
One by one, the kender passed each other back down.
Reaching the bottom, Leverton took the hammer from
his foremean, and the stacking process had com-
menced again.
Phineas had been reduced to spending the night on a
bench in front of a habberdasher's, having exhausted
the entire day following one sign after another.
Begging an apple from a friendly greengrocer next to
the haberdasher, he limped down the street now, his
left leg more than an inch taller than his bootless right.
He could have sworn he'd passed this way before, for
he seemed to recognize shop fronts and even a little
park across the way, but he followed an arrow that
supposedly led to the palace.
Suddenly, in mid-block, an arrow pointed across the
street and into a candlemaker's shop. Puzzled, Phineas
stood in the stoop under the shop's sign and looked
several times from the arrow to the interior of the shop
strung with candles. Surely this couldn't be the
palace -- could it?
Abruptly the door swung open and a female kender
in a wax-spattered apron stepped out. Kicking a brick
into place to hold the door open, she said, "My first
customer of the morning always gets a special on the
big beeswax candles. Normally one copper a piece, but
you can have three for six copper." She squinted at the
human and added, "You look terrible, mister. Did you
know you're missing a boot? Wanna swap for it?"
"Yes, I know," he said lethargically "And I'm not in-

terested in swapping my boot for any candles this
morning, thank you. But I would like to know why the
sign across the street says that this is the way to the
palace."
" 'Cause this is," she said curtly.
"This is the palace?" Phineas barked in disbelief.
"No, this is the way to the palace," she said with ex-
aggerated forbearance. "It's a daytime shortcut when
I'm open. If you want to go the other way, go way back
to City Hall, take a left, then five or six more lefts, and
a few rights after that. It should only take you a half-
day or so to get there." She stepped back into her shop.
Phineas followed her, suddenly earnest. "I'll take
the shortcut, then, thank you. Where do I go, right
through this door?" he asked, pointing to an opening
in the back of the shop.
"Yes, then just crawl out the window there. You'll be
on Mulberry Street -- or is it Strawberry Street? I can
never remember. Keep going until you get to the statue
of somebody or other. Or maybe it's a tree, sometimes
they look so much alike, don't you agree? Anyway,
just go past that and turn right. You'll see the palace at
the end of the street." She held out her hand, palm up.
"That'll be ten copper."
"Ten copper?!" he cried. "For letting me crawl out
your window and telling me that trees and statues look
alike?"
"It's a long way back to City Hall." She smiled.
"The fact of the matter is," noted Phineas unhappily,
"I don't have any cash at the moment."
She looked at his feet. "As I was saying, that's a fine-
looking boot you have there."
"Yeah, it sure was," he muttered to himself as he
pulled it off and handed it to her, secretly slipping the
rat bone into the cuff of his sleeve. "It used to be part
of a matched set."
She rubbed the toe reverently. "This will be a superb
place to keep my money. Here, take a candle, too," she

said generously, thrusting a thick, lumpy, beige one
into his hand.
Maybe he could use it for ear plugs, he thought.
Holding the candle awkwardly, Phineas thanked her
and left to find the window at back. Pulling a crate un-
der it, he scrambled over the sill and dropped to the
ground on the other side. Sharp, pointy stones bit into
the tender flesh of his white soles as he hobbled
through a weedy vacant lot toward the nearest street.
For one block, its name was, in fact, Mulberry
Street. Then it became Strawberry Boulevard. The
buildings were coming farther and farther apart, so he
reasoned that he must be nearing the city limits, what-
ever side of Kendermore he was on,
At last he came to a lush, overgrown public square.
The ground was blanketed in fallen leaves of every
color. Perched on a pedestal was a tree. Or was it a
statue? He was beginning to think like a kender! Step-
ping forward, he thumped it. Stone. It was a statue of
a tree. Rounding the corner of the statue, he looked
down the street to the right.
There, at the end of the short street, he saw the most
unKendermore-like setting in the entire city. In the
first place, the palace looked finished, at least from
where Phineas stood. In the second place, it didn't
share that "crates and barrels smashed together on a
grand scale" look that so many architects in Kender-
more seemed to favor. While the "smashed barrels"
style was interesting to look at, it was not beautiful.
But this building was beautiful to Phineas's eye. It
looked more like buildings found in the human cities
he had visited and lived in before, but the flavor was
slightly different, slightly exotic.
Stretching out before the front steps of the structure
was a long, cool reflecting pool, edged by an expertly
shaped topiary garden. Hedges were cut into the forms
of animals, including dogs, cats, horses, and even
mythical dragons. The shrubs were just beginning to

turn brown at the tips, which made the animals look
fuzzy.
Unconsciously, Phineas ran over the rough street to
stand at the end of the reflecting pool. Eyes agog, he
looked up at the palace. A central dome enclosed the
body of the building, made of the smoothest white
marble. An inestimable number of turrets surrounded
the big dome, each capped by onion-domed minarets.
Every landing -- and there were dozens of all sizes --
was supported by intricately carved arches that came
to gentle points.
The whole vision was one of such consistent and
soothing symmetry that Phineas could not help but
wonder if he had, in fact, somehow departed Kender-
more.
Then he saw an aged kender wearing muddy, knee-
high boots, with a small hedge-clipper tucked into his
white hair. The kender pushed a wheelbarrow up to a
topiary of a bear and stopped.
"Excuse me," stammered Phineas, still awed by the
building before him. "This... this is the palace, isn't
it?"
The kender released the wheelbarrow's handles and
turned around to look at the human. "This's it, yes,
sir," he said. "Only one like it in Kendermore." Then
his eyes narrowed. "Unless you know of another, that
is."
"No," replied Phineas. "I've never seen anything like
it before." The kender continued to eye him. "In Ken-
dermore or anywhere else," he added.
"Well, that's good to know," announced the kender.
"I like to keep on top of things like that. Enjoy your-
self. Try not to break anything." The kender took the
shears from his hair and snipped twice at the bear.
Nodding with satisfaction, he replaced the clippers,
picked up his wheelbarrow again, and continued on
his way.
"Wait!" shouted Phineas. "Can you tell me some-

thing about this place? I've spent two days trying to
find it!"
The kender stopped again and turned around. "Two
days ?" he exclaimed. "Where did you start looking --
Silvanost? There are signs everywhere."
"Yes, I know," Phineas sighed. "I've seen them all.
Unfortunately, the only sign that helped at all was an
unlikely one that sent me through the middle of a can-
dle shop."
"Oh, yes, down on Elderberry Street," said the ken-
der, nodding. "That's an excellent shortcut. I like to
get there first thing in the morning for their big bees-
wax candle special." He spotted a thistle in the grass,
stooped to dig it out, then saw Phineas's feet. "Say, did
you know you aren't wearing any shoes?"
"Yes, I know." The sun was beginning to peak over
the palace, and Phineas had to squint to see the ken-
der. "Is this the mayor's home? It's exceptionally
grand."
"Nope," the kender said with a shake of his head,
"the mayor doesn't live here. No one does, except pris-
oners now and then."
"That's why I'm here!" Phineas exclaimed.
"Oh," responded the kender, "are you checking in as
a prisoner?"
Phineas scratched his chest for a moment, puzzled
by the kender's question. "No," he responded simply.
Spying a bench, Phineas hobbled over to it and
plopped down. He rested a moment under the kender's
curious gaze.
"My name is Phineas Curick," he began. "I've been
trying for two days to find this palace because I need
to talk to Trapspringer Furrfoot, whom I understand is
being held a prisoner within. There. Now, who are
you?"
"Bigelow Spadestomper, your friend and acquaint-
ance." He extended his small, muddy hand. "I am the
groundskeeper and gardener here at the palace, the

fourth Spadestomper groundskeeper in as many Spa-
destomper generations. And, yes, there is a Trap-
springer in residence at the moment. I believe that's
him leaning out the window, there on the second
floor."
Phineas looked up and, sure enough, there was the
kender he recognized as Trapspringer Furrfoot leaning
out an arched window, casually cleaning his finger-
nails with a small knife. Phineas paused for a moment,
unsure what to make of this. The human had expected
to find the kender locked in a cell or some similarly un-
pleasant place. Yet here was Trapspringer, lounging
out an open window on the second floor of a palace.
Bigelow caught the baffled look on the human's face.
"Oh, yes, sir, I see you're wondering why he's there
on the second floor," he said. Phineas nodded slowly.
"Unfortunately for Mr. Furrfoot, the grand suite on
the third floor was unavailable, seeing as how it's be-
ing used by some visiting blue bloods in from Balifor.
Still, the second floor is comfortable enough, in an op-
ulent sort of way."
Phineas looked from Trapspringer to the gardener
and asked, "How do I speak with the prisoner?"
Bigelow looked at him strangely. "Why, you just
walk in that door, go up the stairs, and find him. How
do you humans usually talk to prisoners? Say hello to
dear Trapspringer for me. Pleasant fellow, and so
smart! I've finished weeding the flower beds here, so
I'm off. Good-bye!" In a few moments, Bigelow was
engulfed by the blinding yellow sunrise creeping
around the right corner of the palace.
"Good-bye," Phineas said limply, watching him go.
He set off for the door the gardener had indicated.
Passing a flower bed, he noticed that nearly all the
flowering plants had been uprooted and that weeds
grew abundantly but neatly within the confines of the
bed. The human would never get used to that peculiar
kender gardening technique.

Phineas walked quickly down the right side of the
reflecting pool to the stairs at the base of the central
dome. The cool marble was soothing on his blistered
feet.
Before long, though, he pressed on up the flight of
pristine, white stairs, which ended at a platform. The
entrance to the palace proper was up one more short
flight of stairs. An ornately carved archway at least as
high as thirty men opened into another one at least
half as tall. There was no door, only a recessed arch-
way.
Abruptly, Phineas found himself inside the elabo-
rate palace. The first thing that struck him was that, if
possible, it looked larger inside than out, yet he was
certain he was seeing only a fraction of the building.
Way off in the distance above him, the inside of the
dome looked like a crystal-clear night sky, either from
black paint splashed with white to look like stars, or
from an absence of light so far from the large but shel-
tered windows. Still, the effect was the same, tranquil
and quiet and ice cold.
To either side of the dome, where the ceiling leveled
off, two softly circling stairways led to the floors
above. Phineas chose a staircase and began climbing.
The marble was smooth and moist in the darkness of
the palace, and Phineas was almost to the first-floor
landing when he heard a familiar voice echoing from
below him.
"Hellooo! Where are you going? Nobody up there
but some boring snobs from Balifor. They aren't
friends of yours, are they?"
Phineas leaned over the railing and looked to the
bottom of the stairs. There stood Trapspringer Fur-
rfoot, still dressed in his midnight-purple leggings and
cape, but with a bright orange shirt and a large, floppy
cap. The human flew back down the steps.
"Oh, it's you." Trapspringer cried upon seeing Phi-
neas's face. He took his hand and pumped it vigor-

ously. "How wonderful to see you! And how friendly
of you to come all this way for a visit!"
"You remember me?" asked Phineas, astounded.
Hope blossomed. Perhaps getting the other half of the
map wouldn't be as difficult as Phineas had feared.
"How could I forget the person who saved my life?"
Trapspringer asked, almost offended. "That bone you
gave me is marvelous, almost better than my last one.
I've had nothing but good luck since I got it."
And I've had nothing but bad luck, Phineas thought
to himself, but instead he said, "That's why I'm here,
Mr. Furrfoot."
Trapspringer turned away possessively, his eyes
wide. "You're not here to take it back, are you?"
"Of course not, Mr. Furrfoot!" Phineas assured him
smoothly. "I'm a doctor! I would never jeopardize a
patient's life, no matter what."
"Well, I'm certainly very relieved to hear that. You
shouldn't fool around with a person's good-luck
charm, you know," Trapspringer lectured. "Did you
know that good-luck charms have existed since the be-
ginning of time -- as long as the Towers of High Sor-
cery, anyway. Back then, powerful magicians would
endow worthless pieces of junk with slight magical
abilities, or sometimes just good vibrations." Trap-
springer accompanied his story with appropriately
magical gestures. "Then they would sell them to any-
one who happened by with enough money, just so they
could eat."
"If these magicians were so powerful, why didn't
they just conjure up some food?" Phineas asked,
stumped by the moral of the story.
No kender had ever asked that before. "It's a story,"
Trapspringer replied temperamentally, "it doesn't
have to be logical." But Trapspringer frowned; one of
his favorite items of little-known information had
been rendered suspect.
Sensing that he may have blundered, Phineas

rushed ahead. "You're probably right. Anyway, I
. didn't come here to take your luck charm, I came here
to add to it."
The kender turned around and smiled, an interested
gleam in his tilted, olive-green eyes.
With a gesture, Phineas let the bone fragment slip
from his cuff. "I offer you this magnificent specimen,
found frozen and preserved in the cold wastelands
south of Ice Mountain Bay." Reverently, the human
held the bone up in his palm. "The rare sixth
metatarsal" -- was that a bone or a tooth? he
wondered -- "of an extinct Hyloian woolly mammoth.
Nothing short of a mage with great ability can provide
a more powerful luck charm."
Scarcely breathing, Trapspringer gingerly lifted the
bleached white bone and held it lovingly in his hand.
"I can feel the good luck in it! Oh, thank you! How
very nice of you. Say, doesn't it look a lot like my ly-
canthropic minotaur bone?" he asked guilelessly, pull-
ing a necklace chain from under his orange shirt. He
held up the bone at the end for inspection.
"Yes, I certainly see some similarities," Phineas
agreed quickly. "But it's not what the bone looks like
that's important, is it? Its ability to provide good luck
is what you're interested in."
"I see what you mean!" Turning both bones over and
over in his hands, Trapspringer strutted happily.
"Well, thank you very much again," he said in dis-
missal. "If there's ever anything I can do for you, don't
hesitate to --"
"There is," the human interrupted him. "You collect
bones. I collect maps. How did you know that when
you gave me that expertly crafted one as payment the
other night? I was wondering if you had any more
from that period?" Here was where he had to tread
lightly. "Actually, the map you gave me was of only
half of Kendermore. Was that merely an oversight?"
Trapspringer looked genuinely surprised. "Are you

sure? I didn't think I had any 'half maps.' That was one
of Uncle Bertie's, you know, although I'm not sure
who he was, or if he was even my uncle. Isn't it rather
odd for humans to collect things, particularly maps?
My nephew's family collects them, but then that's
what they do -- make maps, that is."
Phineas's brain ached. His business was conning
kender, not trying to figure out how kender were con-
ning him.
"Yes, it is a bit of an odd hobby for a human," he
agreed at last. "But I've been living among you kender
for some time now, and I guess your better habits are
rubbing off on me. Next to money, maps just seemed
the most useful thing to collect. Particularly a map of
Kendermore, since I live here. Now, how about the
other half of that map?" Phineas pulled his section out
and showed the kender how streets and their names
were cut off midway along the frayed edge.
Trapspringer lifted his cap and scratched under his
tight, silvery topknot. "Let me check."
Phineas's heart raced as he watched Trapspringer
reach into his cape and pull out a four-inch stack of
faded, folded sheets of parchment. How did he hide all
that in there? Phineas wondered.
Trapspringer was leafing through the maps. "Ends-
cape, Estwilde, Flotsam, Garnet, Lemish -- how'd that
get in here? It's out of order. Fascinating city, though;
have you been there? It's very near Garnet -- Kalaman,
Kenderhome, Library of Palanthas -- a wonderful
place if you're looking for a good book, but they're a
little strict about returning them -- Mithas." He looked
up from the maps. "We've passed the Ks and no Ken-
dermore." He shrugged and moved to put the maps
back in his cape.
Desperate, Phineas reached into the cape and
snatched the maps away, adding a hasty, "May I?"
Faster and faster, he flipped through the sheets. But
none of them seemed to fit with his part of the map.

"I tell you what," Trapspringer proposed. "If I ever
find it, I'll be sure to let you know. In the meantime,
take any one of these. My personal favorite is this one
here --" he said, randomly pulling a map out by its cor-
ner.
"I only want the one of Kendermore, and you know
it!" Phineas growled in frustration. He was tired of
this cat-and-mouse game. What did Trapspringer
want from him? "What do you want from me? Money?
A share? Name it! Just stop toying with me!"
Trapspringer stepped back, startled. "I don't want
anything from you. You want something from me, re-
member? You aren't thinking very well, are you? It
must have something to do with that ridiculously
small hat you're wearing. You really should switch
haberdashers. Wearing a hat that's too tight squeezes
all the air out of your brain. Not to mention you aren't
wearing any shoes...."
"I know! I gave them away!" Phineas shouted.
Suddenly, Trapspringer's face lit up. "Gave them
away! That's what I did with the map! Some years ago,
I gave a bunch of my maps away. There!" Trapspringer
looked pleased with himself for having remembered.
"I gave them to my nephew, Tasslehoff Burrfoot. He's
one of the Burrfoots I told you about," Trapspringer
continued, without noticing that Phineas's eyes had
gone blank. "He should be back here any day now.
He's marrying the mayor's daughter, you know. When
he gets back, they'll let me out of this depressing
prison."
Phineas's vacant eyes traveled over the awesome
beauty of his surroundings and his mind stumbled,
trying to calculate its inestimable worth. He remem-
bered the rickety bench where he had spent the night.
Soundlessly, he repeated Trapspringer's last words.
Light dawned in his eyes.
Some kender named Tasslehoff had the map, and he
would be returning to Kendermore any day now.

New strength surged through Phineas's veins. He
had only to wait until Tasslehoff showed up, and he'd
have the map! But what if Tasslehoff never came back?
The human remembered hearing, with some relief,
that a bounty hunter had been sent after the wayward
kender. And wasn't the council holding his favorite
uncle? Oh, yes, he'd be back.
Caught up in his daydream, Phineas did not see Bi-
gelow the gardener's approach. He was carrying a sap-
ling in one hand and a note in the other. As he handed
the paper to Trapspringer, the sound of his voice inter-
rupted Phineas's thoughts.
"I couldn't help noticing as I was fetching it up here,
sir, that it says Damaris Metwinger, the mayor's
daughter, has run away," Bigelow announced before
Trapspringer could unfold the message. "She wrote in
a note that she got tired of waiting to marry someone
she doesn't even know and that she's left for the Ruins
and other parts unknown. You're free to go, Trap-
springer, since she's welching on the marriage. Mayor
Metwinger had to either give you a mayoral pardon or
put himself or his wife in prison. Your nephew Tassle-
hoff is freed of his obligation, too, so he doesn't need
to come back either. I'm sure they'll be sending word
to his bounty hunter."
Phineas turned white and clutched at his chest.
"That's too bad," Trapspringer said. "I was looking
forward to seeing him again. Oh, well, our paths will
cross eventually."
"Too bad about the marriage contract," the gardener
said absently, dirt falling in small clumps from the sap-
ling's roots as he plodded through the archways that
led to the steps outside. "Kids these days have no re-
spect for rules. I don't suppose the mayor will be too
keen on sending a bounty hunter after his own daugh-
ter, though." Bigelow disappeared through the last
archway, and his words became indistinct mutterings.
But Phineas's mind was reeling, an idea, desperate

and dangerous, forming in his brain. Find Damaris
and haul her back and Tasslehoff will still have to
return -- bringing the map with him. Phineas had no
idea where Tasslehoff might be, but Damaris had said
she was going to the Ruins, a favorite scavenging and
picnic spot among the kender.
Phineas did not notice Trapspringer skipping hap-
pily down the palace steps until he realized he was
alone. He hurried through the vast archs and spotted
Trapspringer's reflection dancing in the rectangular
pool.
"Hey, wait! Where are you going?" the human called
after him.
The kender squatted on the shallow steps leading
into the pool and deftly fashioned a paper boat from
one of the oiled parchment maps in his cape. Wrap-
ping a triangular piece of paper around a thin, straight
stick, he attached it as a mast. Adding three small
rocks as ballast, he gave the boat a gentle shove into
the center of the pool.
"Trapspringer, you said you want to see your
nephew again?" Phineas asked anxiously. "Bigelow
was right. The mayor will never send a bounty hunter
after his own daughter. But if someone else -- say, for
example, me -- were to bring Damaris back from the
Ruins, your nephew would still have to return for the
wedding."
"That's awfully kind of you -- what was your name
again? -- but not necessary. This sort of thing happens
all the time with birthmates. One gets tired of waiting
for the other. They'll either get around to it eventually,
or they won't." He jabbed at the boat with a long stick.
"But I insist! It's no problem, really. It's the least I
can do for that map," Phineas added cautiously.
"Oh, yes, the map." Trapspringer looked up from
the boat and nodded. "Come to think of it, I haven't
been to the Ruins in years. It might be fun."
'You needn't come along," Phineas assured him hastily.

"But you'll get lost without me," Trapspringer in-
sisted. "Besides, you don't know what Damaris looks
like, and I do."
All of this was true, Phineas had to agree. "We
should leave as soon as possible. How about this after-
noon after we collect supplies? And we must also make
sure no one sends a message to Tasslehoff's bounty
hunter."
"Don't worry about a thing, I'm a seasoned adven-
turer. Have I told you about the time I nearly went to
the moon?" Trapspringer asked him. Phineas shook
his head. "It's a great story for the road. You just get
yourself ready, and I'll collect everything we need and
meet you at your shop just past noon."
Phineas only hoped he could find his shop by the
time Trapspringer showed up.
Suddenly the autumn wind picked up and sent a
small wave crashing over the side of Trapspringer's lit-
tle boat, sinking it in a second. Phineas wondered un-
easily whether it was an omen or just a little maritime
disaster.

Chapter 9
Tasslehoff, Gisella, and Woodrow stood on
the bow of the ship: "the pointy end," as Gisella in-
sisted on calling it. Behind them, her huge wagon was
secured to the single mast, since there didn't seem to be
much else to tie it to. The horses were tethered to the
mast as well and hobbled to keep them from wander-
ing about the deck. Their eyes rolled and their nostrils
flared each time the ship rocked. Not even Woodrow
could calm them completely.
"So, let's go," Gisella announced abruptly. "Let's get
this thing moving."
Woodrow looked apologetic. "I was raised on a
farm, ma'am. I don't know anything about sailing a
boat. I thought you knew how."

"Me? she squealed. "Dwarves don't even like wa-
ter."
"I've noticed that," Tas began. "My friend Flint --
you both remember him?Well, not very long ago, he
had a bit of a boating accident. You see, Caramon --
that's our big fighter friend -- was trying to grab a fish
with his bare hands, and he stood up in the little boat,
and it tipped over, and Flint couldn't swim, and when
Tanis fished him out, he was the most incredible shade
of purple! Flint says it was from lack of air, but I say it
was because he got so mad. It gave him lumbago."
"That's too bad," Woodrow said. "What does he do
for it?
"Flint says it helps to stay away from kender as
much as possible," Tas mumbled reluctantly.
Gisella ignored Tas's story. "How hard can it be,
anyway? You just put this cloth up," she proposed, fin-
gering the white sailcloth wrapped around a stout,
rounded piece of wood that tapered at the ends, "and
then the boat goes where you point it, doesn't it?
Woodrow frowned. "I don't think it's quite that sim-
ple, Miss Hornslager."
"Don't anyone bother asking me if I know how to
sail," Tas said petulantly at the edge of their conversa-
tion.
"Well, do you?" Gisella asked skeptically.
"Of course I do!" he said, delighted to have their full
attention. "I used to sail boats with my Uncle Trap-
springer all the time." Tas skipped happily over to Gi-
sella, looped an arm around the mast, and swung
himself in a half-circle, grinning.
"You weren't too far from right, Gisella," he said,
resting his hand on the piece of wood with the sail
wrapped around it. "You raise this thing here -- it's
called the yard -- up this thing here -- the mast -- and
hang the sail from it. But you steer with those sticks
dangling off the back end of the boat."
"I think those sticks at the stern are called sweeps,"

Woodrow said meekly.
"I knew that, but I was trying to simplify things for
Gisella," Tas glared at him. "I thought you didn't know
anything about sailing?"
Woodrow raised his hands defensively. "I don't.
Sorry."
"All right then," Tas concluded his lesson. "All we
have to do is figure out which direction the wind is
coming from, catch some of it in the sail, and point our
nose east. Sooner or later we're bound to find some-
thing."
Tas licked his finger and held it in the air tentatively.
He turned it this way and that, licked it again, and
held it up as high as he could.
Gisella leaned closer to Woodrow. "What's he do-
ing?" she asked furtively.
"I think he's trying to find out which direction the
wind is blowing," whispered Woodrow, afraid that
noise would upset the kender.
"I think it's blowing from the north," Tasslehoff an-
nounced at last. He turned to Fondu who, along with a
half-dozen other gully dwarves, had volunteered to
come along as deck hands for the "pretty-haired lady."
The deck hands were busy now spitting over the side
and watching the bubbles drift on the waves. "Fondu,
line up the crew."
With a resounding belch, Fondu grabbed his kins-
men by twos and propelled them toward the wagon.
There, with their backs pressed against the side of the
vehicle, they were able to form a line that was almost
straight.
Hands clasped behind his back, Tasslehoff paced up
and down in front of the ragged ensemble. One of the
gully dwarves -- Fondu had called him Boks -- jabbed
his finger into his ear and was vacantly gouging and
scraping when Tasslehoff spotted him. "Stop that," the
kender snapped, doing his best imitation of a fierce sea
captain. "We'll have none of that when you're in

ranks. This is a sailing ship, and you'll act like sailors."
The gully dwarf hastily withdrew his finger, glanc-
ing at it wistfully before wiping it on his shirt.
Tasslehoff began his orientation, walking around
the ship and pointing out each item as he came to it.
"That's the front end up there, and the back end back
there. The sides are there and there. The little house in
back is the cabin. Never mind that, we'll just call it the
little house. That's where we sleep. This big stick in the
middle is the mast. We're going to hang a big sheet of
cloth on it, called a sail. Your jobs," he said, turning
back to face the gully dwarves, "-- and this is really
important -- is helping to raise and lower the sail by
pulling on these ropes." Immediately the crew shuffled
over and began yanking indiscriminately on ropes,
sailcloth, and each other.
"No, no," hollered Tas, "not yet! Wait until I say!"
The gully dwarves shuffled back to the wagon. "You
can't just go hauling on ropes willy-nilly or the whole
ship will come apart. Now, one step at a time, do ex-
actly what I tell you...."
Several hours later, at dusk, a kender, who was un-
accustomed to giving precise instructions about any-
thing, had managed to guide seven gully dwarves,
who were unaccustomed to following instructions of
any kind but especially unaccustomed to precise ones,
through the complicated stages of hoisting a sail, rais-
ing an anchor, and launching an eighty-foot-long sail-
ing vessel more or less across the wind.
Gisella and Tas sat on the roof of the cabin, their
backs against the ship's rail. Because the cabin's roof
doubled as the steering deck, Woodrow stood to their
right, manning the starboard sweep. A gully dwarf
named Pluk manned the port sweep under the human's
watchful gaze. Looking like a boy about to stick his
toe in icy water, Woodrow finally opened his mouth.
"I hate to wilt anybody's crops," he began, "but
without a map, how do we know where we're going,

and how do we tell when we get there?"
Tasslehoff popped open one eye. "I've been giving
some thought to that very question."
Gisella groaned.
"There you go again," complained Tas, "criticizing
my ideas before I even utter them. You ought to de-
velop a little more tolerance."
"Oh, let's hear it," Gisella moaned.
"Thank you," said Tas. "It seems to me that we have
a long way to go back to Kendermore, at least five
hundred miles, I would say. The more ground -- or
should that be water? -- whatever -- that we can cover,
the better off we'll be. So I think we should just sail
east, or northeast or southeast, for as long as possible.
When we finally run out of water, we'll know that
we've gone as far as we can."
Gisella turned her head slowly and regarded the
kender. "Those were my very thoughts! Sometimes
you surprise me, Burrfoot," she admitted. "That settles
it, then. We stay with the boat for as long as possible.
Take care of the steering part, will you, Woodrow? Be
a dear." And with that decision made, she retired to the
confines of her wagon.
Woodrow looked to Tas. "For the time being, Wood-
row, just steer away from the cliffs behind us. As long
as they're getting smaller, we're moving away from
them. Once they're out of sight, which won't be for
some time, we'll have to rely on the sun."
"How do you know so much about navigating a
boat?" Woodrow asked ingenuously.
"I don't know anything about navigating boats," Tas
said matter-of-factly. "But I'm a mapmaker, and I rely
a lot on the sun when I navigate on land. If it works on
land, I can't think of any reason why it shouldn't work
on water, too."
Woodrow nodded and watched the cliffs until they
later disappeared in moonlight.

Early in the morning of their second day, Woodrow
spied a land mass to the north, and by its narrow shape
he knew it to be either a large island or a peninsula. He
altered course to keep it in sight. "We can chart our
progress by how quickly the land passes," he reasoned.
On the third day they passed through a channel that
was perhaps ten miles wide, between the island and
another spit of land. After narrowing gradually, the
channel suddenly opened wide to the east. After a
vote, everyone arbitrarily agreed that they should al-
ter course again and parallel the east-west shoreline.
That evening, clouds hid the stars.
The sun never really came out the third day. Dawn
was a dull gray, shrouded in fog. There was virtually
no breeze, so the boat, christened Loaner by Gisella,
made little progress. But to everyone's relief, the wind
picked up at midmorning, clearing the fog away and
raising everyone's spirits. The gully dwarves were
happy enough anyway, having engaged in a game of
"Gully Overboard," in which they kept jumping, fall-
ing, or pushing each other off the boat, leaving Woo-
drow and Tasslehoff to toss them a rope and drag them
back to the ship. Even the long-suffering human
threatened to leave them in if they continued the
game. Only a word from the object of their fascina-
tion, Gisella, put a halt to their antics.
The wind continued rising steadily throughout the
morning. By noon, Tas was standing in the bouncing
bow of the boat, the long hair of his topknot flying
over his shoulder, his tunic and leggings soaked by the
spray blowing off the water.
"If this keeps up, we should be somewhere awfully
soon," hollered Gisella, trying to be heard above the
flapping canvas, slapping waves, and groaning ropes
and timbers. Moments later, she retreated to her
wagon to escape the wind and spray.

Like ducklings, four of the gully dwarves fell into
line and trooped toward the wagon behind Gisella.
"Where do you think you're going?" hollered Tas, col-
laring one of the deserters.
"Me cold," the gully dwarf bellowed. "All wet and
blowy here. Warm and dry in little house."
"Oh, no, you don't," Tas warned. "You're all sailors
now, and sailors don't abandon their posts because of
a little wind and spray." At that moment, a thunder-
clap rolled across the sea and rain started pattering on
the deck. "Or rain," Tas added doubtfully. He hesi-
tated. "Although rain is a lot worse than a little wind
and spray."
The gully dwarves looked at each other, then back
at Tas, confused as ever. At least they weren't retreat-
ing to the cabin anymore, but neither were they re-
turning to their positions.
Tas suddenly looked excited. "I know! I'll teach you
a sea chanty."
Individually steering the gully dwarves back to their
assigned spots, Tas started singing.
Come all you young fellows who live by the sea,
Kiss a fair maiden and then follow me.
Hoist up the sail and the anchor aweigh,
And run with the wind out through Balifor Bay.
Soon, all the gully dwarves were snorting and
stomping along with Tas's song, singing, "Hoy tup the
bale in the ankle a day," and tossing each other in the
air.
Already straining to control the sweep, Woodrow
was again concerned that the gully dwarves would
start tossing each other over the rail. At the speed they
were traveling, they'd never be able to stop and re-
cover them this time. He was about to warn Tas of the
danger when a flash of lightning struck the sea several
hundred yards from the ship. Moments later, a tre-
mendous gust of wind slammed into the little ship,

heeling it over on its port side and sending the pranc-
ing gully dwarves scurrying for handholds. As the
Loaner righted itself, a second gust hit it and with a
loud tearing sound, a three-foot rip appeared in the
sail.
Tas grabbed the nearest Aghar by the shoulder and
hollered, "We've got to get it down! The sail! We've
got to lower it!"
The gully dwarf dashed toward the cabin, too
frightened by the storm's sudden fury to be of any
help. Scanning the deck, Tas saw that his entire crew
was stampeding toward the cabin or crawling beneath
the wagon. The horses reared and snorted and strained
against their tethers, and the wagon swayed menac-
ingly.
Woodrow crouched on one knee with the sweep
tucked under his left arm and both arms wrapped
around the railing. Helplessly, he watched Tas stumble
across the deck.
A third gust of wind sent waves crashing across the
deck, washing several gully dwarves out from beneath
the wagon and up against the opposite rail. They were
crawling back to the wagon when a fourth gust filled
the sail, stretching it like a balloon. The rip widened in
a burst, and then another rip appeared, and then the
entire sail split in half, tearing lengthwise and pulling
free from the yard. The loose end billowed out over
the sea until it reached the end of its sheet, then
snapped, twisted in air, tore free from the rope, and
dropped into the churning waves.
The remaining, shredded half of the sail slapped into
the side of the wagon. The wagon's door flew open and
Gisella appeared, wide-eyed. The wagon bounced and
skidded across the deck, then slammed back into the
mast. Gisella tried to climb down the stairs but the
rocking threw her back into the wagon. Another wave
crashed into the side of the wagon, and two of the
three ropes securing the wagon to the deck burst under

the strain.
"Miss Hornslager!" screamed Woodrow. He
watched in horror as the wagon bearing Gisella slid
across the tilting deck, straining at the remaining rope.
But the rope held. Then, with a sound that almost
stopped Woodrow's heart, a jagged, white crack ap-
peared in the mast. The front end of the wagon
smashed through the ship's rail, and the wheels
dropped over the side. The ship rolled beneath the
shifting weight until water washed over the deck. A
second later, the entire wagon disappeared over the
side of the ship, slipping beneath the waves, followed
by the upper half of the mast.
The ship did not right itself, but bobbed and rocked
with its deck awash. The horses screamed and pawed
at the slippery deck. Seeing that the ship was lost,
Woodrow leaped off the steering deck and scrambled
to the stump of the mast. With his knife he sliced
through the horses' tethers so they would not be
dragged down by the sinking ship.
As the water rose in the cabin, Fondu and the other
gully dwarves who had taken shelter there stumbled
up on deck. A massive wave thundered down on the
upturned hull and the deck rotated even more. Tas
heard tumbling and crashing inside the ship as its bal-
last shifted.
"It's hopeless!" he shouted to the gully dwarves.
"The ship is sinking! Jump off! Swim for it!"
Woodrow and the horses were already in the water
when Tas dove after them. The few gully dwarves re-
maining on board were thrown in as well when the
ship rolled belly-up. Moments later, it slipped beneath
the churning surface, leaving only loose planking,
knotted ropes, and a twisted, tattered sail behind.
Kender, human, and gully dwarves clung to the
floating debris in the chilly water. The rain and wind
continued for a short time, then suddenly died away.
Before long, a dim sun poked through the gray clouds.

They bobbed on the debris in silence for several
minutes. Neither Tas nor Woodrow wanted to speak,
each thinking of Gisella. Fondu finally broke the si-
lence.
"Where pretty-hair lady?" he asked. He looked first
at Tas, then at Woodrow. "Fondu no see her."
Woodrow blinked furiously and would not meet
Tas's gaze. "She's gone, Fondu," Tas said hesitantly.
"She was in her wagon when it went over the side."
"When she coming back?" Fondu asked.
"I'm afraid she isn't," explained the kender.
Fondu stared at Tas uncomprehendingly for a sec-
ond, then opened his mouth wider than any mouth Tas
had ever seen and started bawling at the top of his
lungs. "Laaaadyyy!" he screamed, with his nose run-
ning almost as much as his tears.
"Fondu, quiet!" Tas ordered. Between Fondu's
wails, Tas was sure he had heard a voice. It sounded
like someone yelling...
"Yoo hoo."
Tas looked over his shoulder. There, a couple hun-
dred yards away, apparently sitting on top of the wa-
ter, was Gisella, waving a soggy kerchief in his
direction, A ragged cheer rose from the bobbing mob
and in short order they were paddling toward her.
As they drew closer, Tas became convinced that Gi-
sella was sitting on top of the water. The mystery was
cleared up when she announced, "Guess what? My
wagon floats!"
Fondu was so happy he broke into a garbled chorus
of "Come maul yo-yo fellows, Shirley by the sea," that
was soon picked up by the rest of the group. Boks spat
a mouthful of sea water at Thuddo and before long the
entire group was singing, laughing, spitting, and
splashing.
Tasslehoff was almost disappointed when Gisella,
standing shakily on the roof of her submerged wagon,
hollered "Land, I see land ahead!"

"At last, a good omen," said Woodrow.
"That's no omen, boy, that's land," Gisella cor-
rected. "That's dry clothes and something to eat and a
place to sleep." And with those words of encourage-
ment, they started paddling to shore.

Chapter 10
Phineas had little fime in whch to neach his shop
and collect his things. He decided to risk a ride in a ken-
derkart, particularly since he had no idea where his shop
was. Barefoot, Phineas hobbled to the first busy intersec-
tion and hailed one of the kender-pulled, two-wheeled
conveyances.
Trotting between the two long handles that were at-
tached to the cart's seat, the driver came to an abrupt
stop. Phineas gave the kender his address. After jogging
for some time, up stairs and down, and through a school
yard full of kender children, the driver was forced to ad-
mit that he wasn't exactly sure where he was going.
"But a friend of mine has a map of Kendermore that
will tell us everything we need to know," the driver as-

sured him.
The kenderkarter met his friend, a vendor of roasted
chestnuts, and after much conferring, several more
flights of stairs, and a trip through the close-set stalls of a
farmer's market with chickens flying in their wake,
Phineas began to recognize the shops of his own neigh-
borhood.
"There!" Unclenching his white fingers from the edge
of the cart, the human pointed to the right. "There's my
shop!" He looked longingly at the familiar storefront,
which he had begun to wonder if he would ever see
again.
The kenderkarter abruptly dug in his heels, sending
the distracted human flying once more. His mouth
twisted. "I wish you wouldn't do that t" The human
jumped down from the cart and headed for his shop.
"Wait a second! Where's my thirty copper?" the kender
asked, setting the handles of the cart down in outrage.
"Thief! Help! Thief!"
Dozens of kender on the street looked up guiltily from
whatever it was they were doing and put their hands
back in their own pockets.
"Somebody get him!" the kender continued. "He's
nothing but a shoeless, orc-faced, cheating, goat-sucker
bird, and he owes me forty copper!"
Phineas, who was most offended by the orc comment,
turned around and snarled, "I live and work in this
neighborhood, if you don't mind! I'm getting your
twenty copper right now."
The obnoxious kender stood at his elbow while
Phineas searched his pockets for the key. It was gone,
which came as no great surprise to Phineas. He knew it
was useless to expect to find any money left in the cash
drawer, but he had a secret place behind a wall board in
the waiting room.
Locating the loose board, Phineas gave it an upward
tug. The board slipped lose and a tin box fell out.
"Hey, that's really neat! I never would have thought to

look there!" the kender said, again at his elbow.
Phineas opened the box without comment. It was
empty. "Well, somebody obviously thought of it," he
said. That was all the money he had on hand. He cast his
glance about the room, trying to spot anything that was
left that might interest a kender.
Then an idea struck him. He intended to be rich soon,
didn't he? "I don't have any money. Take anything that
you like." He waved his hand at the room, then stepped
into the dark examining room. "Shut the door behind
you when you leave."
"Gee, thanks!" the kender exclaimed, his eyes wide.
"Wow, look at these --"
But Phineas wasn't listening. He had very little time to
get ready. He moved to a cupboard at the back of the
room and found his spare pair of boots. They weren't
nearly as comfortable as the ones he'd lost, he thought
ruefully, slipping them on in the dark. Next, he took a
satchel from a hook, making note of what clothing he'd
need to gather from his rooms upstairs. Next, he pulled
his half of the Kendermore map from his shirt and placed
it in the satchel, then went upstairs to change his shirt,
add a vest, and gather some other things.
Coming back down with his provisions and a haunch
of dried meat, he decided not to light a candle while he
waited for Trapspringer, so as not to attract customers.
Sitting in the darkness, he started to snooze, weary to his
bones.
A painful moan from the dark depths of the room
brought him to his feet. "Trapspringer?" Shaky hands
popped open the shutter partially, and a dim shaft of
light struck the floor. Heart thumping, he peered in the
direction of the moan.
Slumped in the examining chair, overlooked in the
darkness, was the body of a large, muscular man with
short, bristly hair, small eyes, and a flat, wide nose.
Blood trickled down his right side from under a wad of
red-stained white cloth.

"Who are you? What happened to you?" Phineas
gasped, rushing to the man's side. "You should get some
help right away!"
"That's what I'm doing. You're a doctor, aren't you?"
the man managed through clenched teeth.
"Me? Sure. I mean, yes," he stumbled, caught com-
pletely off guard. Phineas tended to the aches and pains
of friendly, city-dwelling kender. He saw lots of bruises,
but precious little blood. This was a rather nasty-looking
human, who was losing more blood each second than
Phineas had seen in months.
Gingerly he lifted the bloody cloth from the man's
side. The patient convulsed as the wet cloth caught on
the raw edges of his wound. Phineas winced. "Sorry."
Opening the shutter wider, he examined the cut, which
was wide, deep, and about five inches long. Though he
had never seen one, Phineas was certain he was looking
at a sword wound.
"Who are you?"
"I'm called Denzil."
"Just Denzil?"
The man looked at him evenly. "Just Denzil."
"Well, what happened to you, Denzil?" he repeated.
"Nothing. Just a little household accident." His voice
was getting weaker.
"You cut your meat with a sword?" Phineas scoffed.
"Who said anything about a sword?" the man named
Denzil said harshly. He propped himself up slightly,
somehow managing to look menacing despite his weak-
ened condition. "Listen, just fix me up and keep your
mouth shut about it."
Phineas looked at him helplessly. "I can't dress a sword
wound. I'm not that good -- I mean, kind -- of doctor.
You'll just have to find a surgeon." He pressed the dirty
rag against the wound again, forcing another convulsion
from the man. "Sorry."
"There is no one else. I wouldn't trust a kender doctor
any farther than I could choke him." Phineas saw the

man's fingers flex on the handrests. "Besides, I'm not in
any shape to move."
"You can make it," Phineas said, sounding more des-
perate than encouraging. "Just hold this to your side and
I'm sure --"
"I have enough strength left to choke an uncooperative
doctor," the man said threateningly. Something in his
small eyes told Phineas that this Denzil would happily
spend his last ounces of strength making good on the
threat.
Phineas poured three-day-old water into a wooden
bowl and ripped some cleaning rags. "I'll do my best, but
this really isn't a convenient time for me. My fee will be
very high."
"I can pay it," the man said coldly.
"Would you mind very much paying in advance?" Phi-
neas asked somewhat timidly, still not at all sure he could
help the man. As he figured it though, if he was, well, un-
successful, Denzil would not be around to choke him,
and if Phineas was successful, everyone would be happy.
Still, he was a businessman.
The man scowled at him. But with great effort, he
raised a hand into his jacket and pulled out a pouch.
Emptying approximately half the bag -- at least twenty
steel pieces, a veritable fortune -- he sank back. "Now,
get to work."
Phineas forced his mind away from the money and
onto the man's wound. Seeing Denzil's pale, sweaty face,
he snatched the half-bottle of wine he'd placed in his
satchel, uncorked it, and offered it to the man. Expecting
him to take a swig, Phineas watched as Denzil threw his
head back and downed the contents in a couple of noisy,
splashy gulps.
Phineas searched his mind frantically for ways in
which he could close the wound, or at least stop the
bleeding. His first thought was hot wax, but he dis-
counted that. It might cauterize the wound and stop the
flow of blood temporarily, but wax would fall away the

first time the man moved after it cooled.
Perhaps he could wrap it tightly. But how? With the
wound on his side like that, Phineas would practically
have to crush Denzil's ribs to apply enough pressure to
stop the blood.
His eyes fell on the twine the herbalist used to tie the
bunches of fragrant eucalyptus used in Phineas's special
elixir. Hardly stopping to think, he dug around in a
drawer until he located the needle he used to sew patches
over small holes in his boots. Wiping it quickly on his
sleeve, he threaded the needle with twine and set it aside.
Adding a few crushed leaves of eucalyptus to the bowl of
water, he gently cleansed the wound. The man had al-
ready passed out and was beyond noticing.
Pinching the edges of the wound together, Phineas be-
gan at the back, using his most decorative cross-stitch
pattern to draw the raw skin together. He concentrated
on his neatness, because if he thought about what he was
doing, he was certain he would feel the twine pulling
through his own flesh. Sweat dripped into his eyes as he
worked.
Denzil stirred and moaned beneath the needle.
Phineas hastily finished up the last two stitches as his pa-
tient's eyes flew open. Tying a quick overhand knot in
the end of the twine, Phineas stepped back anxiously and
waited for the man's bellows of pain.
Understanding returned quickly to Denzil's eyes.
Within moments even his color had turned better. Winc-
ing only slightly, he looked under his arm at the hemp-
colored twine in his side. "You do pretty fair work for a
quack. Nice, thick stitches." His expression became soft
and peaceful as he said, " 'Where we grow and decay no
longer, our trees ever green.' Quivalen Sath, The Bird
Song of Wayreth Forest."
Either the man was delirious, or astonishingly, he was
in very little pain. His voice was steady, and so were his
hands.
"You're familiar with his work, of course," the man in

the chair said. "Greatest poet that ever lived."
"Of course," Phineas agreed vacantly. This man was
strange and creepy and Phineas wanted him out of his
shop as quickly as possible. "I'm sure you'll be just fine
now. I'm just on my way out of town, so if you don't
mind --"
"I think I'll just rest here for a few more minutes," the
man said. "I'm still feeling a little drained from the loss of
blood." He flexed his fingers into fists so that the muscles
in his arms wrippled under his blood-stained shirt.
"Sure, whatever you like," Phineas said quickly,
stifling the impulse to bow as he backed out of the room.
He would simply wait in the outer office for Trapspringer
to arrive; by then this Denzil would probably be ready to
leave.
What was such a man -- obviously a vicious fighter --
doing in Kendermore anyway, he wondered? Probably
just a mercenary passing through. Looking out the small
window, Phineas decided Trapspringer was already late.
Though he expected it of kender, he wished the fellow
would hurry up. He didn't want the trail of the mayor's
daughter, Damaris, to get any colder. And he especially
didn't want to sit around with Denzil.
A short time passed, spent shooing away curious pa-
tients, before Trapspringer Furrfoot arrived. The kender
strolled in the shop's door with a flourish, twirling
around to set his new crimson cape spinning in a colorful
circle.
"Don't you think you're a bit overdressed for a trip to
a place called 'the Ruins'?" Phineas asked.
"Hello to you, too. I always begin each adventure with
new garb," Trapspringer explained. "Actually, the prac-
tice of dressing up for military maneuvers began in
Tarsalonia -- some place like that -- long ago --"
"This is not an adventure," Phineas said firmly. "We're
simply going to find Damaris Metwinger and bring her
back so that your nephew Tasslehoff's bounty hunter will
not be notified that he need not return to Kendermore

from someplace named Solace with the other half of my
map," he finished, out of breath.
"That's right. An adventure." Trapspringer's eyes
glanced about the room. "Do you like being a doctor?"
Phineas noticed for the first time that the kenderkarter
had cleared away what was left on the shelves in the
waiting room. "I did." Suddenly he remembered Denzil.
"I'm ready to go," he said, walking toward the dim exam-
ination room. "I just have to release one last patient, then
collect my pack." He stepped into the back room and
looked at the chair.
Denzil was gone.
Where could he have got to? Phineas wondered. There
was no back door, only a small window, like the one in
the candlemaker's shop. He listened for any noise above
in his rooms, but there was no sound through the thin
wooden floor. Denzil must have slipped out the window,
the human decided at last, though he could not under-
stand why. The steel pieces still lay where Phineas had set
them, next to his satchel. The man's disappearance was
easily as odd as his appearance, and that was odd indeed.
Shrugging, Phineas pocketed the steel pieces and took
the leather handles of the satchel. He frowned suddenly,
seeing his half of the Kendermore map sticking out the
top of the bag. I must have pulled it up when I took out
the bottle for Denzil, he concluding, placing the map in
his vest for safe keeping.
Closing the shutters in the examination room, he led
Trapspringer out the front door, made sure the "closed"
sign faced the street, then set off toward the northeast
corner of Kendermore with the elder kender, in search of
Damaris Metwinger.
A dark figure lurked in the doorway for five long min-
utes after the kender and the human left on two small po-
nies. Holding his side to ease the pain of a recently won
duel, the man walked the other way down the street. A

mercenary by trade, he had just stumbled upon his next,
and possibly last, job, if the spoils were all that were
promised on the half-map. This time, he would be work-
ing for himself. Collecting his horse, a dark, menacing
steed, from a nearby alley, he purchased enough provi-
sions for one month; enough time, he figured, to find the
village of Solace and a kender named Tasslehoff.

Chapter 11
"One, two, three, heave!
"One, two, three, heave!"
Tas, Woodrow, and the seven gully dwarves pulled
with all their might, but the waterlogged wagon refused
to budge. They had managed to drag it about halfway up
onto shore. But now it was thoroughly bogged down in
the mud.
Woodrow, standing waist-deep in the water, relaxed
his grip on the rope and eased up to his full height. The
movement aggravated a pain in his back. "I'm sorry,
Miss Hornslager, but I just don't think we can do this.
That wagon hasn't moved in the last twenty pulls."
"Never give up, Woodrow. Those are words to live
by," responded Gisella, still seated atop the wagon. "Now

everybody, one, two, three, heave!"
But even before she got to the word "heave," all nine
heavers had dropped the rope and slogged wearily back
onto the shore. The gully dwarves, who had been in the
shallow water closest to shore, plopped down in a soggy
heap. Tas followed, stretching out on his back on a small
patch of grass growing on the sandy beach. Finally,
Woodrow sat down beside him, resting his head on his
knees.
"What's the matter with you? You're all a bunch of
quitters, that's what's the matter with you!" hollered Gi-
sella. She paced back and forth on the small roof of her
wagon. "Do you think I came all this way to give up
now? Do you think I'm just going to shrug my shoulders
and say, 'Oh, well, things are getting a little tough now,
so I think I'll sit down here and wallow in my own pity?"
"C'mon, Gisella," responded Tas. "We're tired. We just
survived a shipwreck -- let us rest for five minutes, OK?"
Gisella surveyed her ragged crew. "Maybe you're
right. So come and help me down off this thing already."
She held out her hand demurely.
Wearily, Woodrow rose to his feet and splashed back
to the wagon. Gisella sat on the edge of the wagon's roof
and then, with a little hop, slid into Woodrow's arms.
The thin human suppressed a grunt.
"Oooh," she purred, "you're stronger than you look. I
find danger to be incredibly exciting, don't you?"
Woodrow's face flamed to a bright crimson, and he
practically dropped Gisella in his haste to set her down
and retreat to the shore. The dwarf was puffing as she fi-
nally waded onto dry land, several dozen paces behind
the human.
"Really, Woodrow, it was just an innocent little re-
mark. I don't know what gets into you sometimes," she
complained. "Hasn't anyone ever flirted with you be-
fore?"
Woodrow was seated, hugging his knees and staring at
the ground. "No, ma'am, I guess not," he mumbled.

This was beyond Gisella's comprehension, so she
dropped the subject entirely and joined everyone else
stretching out on the beach.
Woodrow woke up shortly after dawn. He was disori-
ented at first, until he realized that what everyone had in-
tended to be a short nap had turned into twelve hours of
sleep. Tas was curled up on his side, Gisella was snoring
softly, the gully dwarves were in a heap, squirming occa-
sionally. Woodrow's stomach growled, reminding him
that he hadn't eaten since early the day before. He set off
to the south along the beach in search of something
edible.
The beach extended perhaps a mile before giving way
to rocky outcroppings, gravel, and eroded dirt banks.
Walking along the shore was too difficult after that
point, so Woodrow moved inland. As long as I can still
hear the waves, he thought, I shouldn't get lost.
Before long, Woodrow found a tangled patch of wild
raspberry bushes. He filled his hat with the ripe, red fruit
and sat down for a feast.
His meal was interrupted by the sound of movement
somewhere in the tangle. Woodrow rolled onto his stom-
ach and lay perfectly still, listening. Then he heard the
sound again: the snorting of a horse.
Cautiously, he raised his head. In places, especially
where the berries grew around gnarled trees and boul-
ders, the bushes were taller than Woodrow. Slowly, he
worked his way around the patch, then all of a sudden he
laughed, stood up, and whistled. In the berry patch, con-
tentedly munching, were Gisella's two horses. Eagerly
they pushed their way through the tangled brush to
where Woodrow stood.
"I sure am glad you two are all right," laughed Wood-
row, throwing an arm around each horse's neck. "I was
afraid I'd never see you again."
Both horses were nuzzling Woodrow's pockets. "I'm

afraid you've already found something better than any-
thing I could offer you, right there in that berry patch,"
chuckled Woodrow. "Let's gather some of this up and
head back to the others, eh?"
Woodrow refilled his cap and the entire front of his
shirt with berries, holding the latter out like an apron. He
and the hotses turned north toward the beach.
Tasselhoff was just sitting up and rubbing his eyes as
Woodrow arrived-with the horses. In moments, every-
one was awake and noisily slurping up berries.
While the others breakfasted, Woodrow walked the
horses out into the shallow water and started hitching
them to the wagon.
"Oh, good thinking!" hollered Gisella, looking up
from her handfuls of berries. "I can't wait to get my
things dried out so I can put on some decent clothes." She
glared disdainfully at the simple drab work outfit she'd
been wearing since before the shipwreck.
Woodrow finished adjusting the harness and walked
around to the front of the horses. "I don't know whether
pulling the wagon out will work, Miss Hornslager," he
cautioned. "This harness is in pretty bad shape, what
with spending the night underwater. The leather may
split open under the strain."
Gisella crossed her fingers. Woodrow led the horses
forward until they gradually put their entire strength
into the harness. Slowly, the wagon rocked forward,
then back, then forward again, and finally began rolling
after the straining team. The horses picked up more
speed as the wagon moved into shallower water and the
water inside it drained out.
'Whoa," said Woodrow, placing a hand on each of the
horses' muzzles. The wagon stood on the beach, water
still running out through the door and around the floor-
boards.
"Hooray." shouted Gisella, clapping her hands. "We'll
be on our way in no time."
"I don't think so, Miss Hornslager." Woodrow stepped

from behind the wagon, shaking his head. "Both rear
wheels are damaged, and the rear axle is cracked really
bad. This wagon won't go more than a mile or two with-
out falling apart."
"Well, can't we fix it?" Gisella waved her arms vaguely
at the wagon. "People fix wagons all the time, right? I
mean, everything looks fine to me."
Woodrow nodded his head. "Yes, ma'am, we could fixit...
"
"Then let's get at it."
"... if we had the right tools, ma'am. Like a forge,
and a sledge, and an anvil. And maybe some jacks and
woodworking tools. But we can't repair it with nothing
to work with."
"Oh."
Gisella let her arms drop to her sides as she looked
sadly at the wagon. Then slapping her hips, she said,
"That's that, then. Let's salvage what we can and get
moving. I still have one cargo left, and it still has to be in
Kendermore by the Harvest Faire." She threw a glance at
Tasslehoff. "I hope it intends to continue cooperating."
The day was more than half over when Gisella finally
called for a short rest. The gully dwarves collapsed in ex-
agerated poses before the dwarf could even slide her leg
over her horse's neck and drop to the ground. Riding the
second horse together, Woodrow waited for the kender
seated in front of him to jump down before slithering off
himself.
The spot Gisella had chosen was the crest of a gently
rolling hill, which continued eastward in ever-taller
waves, becoming mountains within two miles. The hills
were barren except for tall, wavering, wheatlike grass,
and the occasional stark tree. The sun was warm, but
there was a slight chill to the breeze, the only sign of au-
tumn in the austere landscape.
"Pass around those berries, Woodrow," instructed Gi-

sella. "But make sure I get some before those gully
dwarves start stuffing their paws into them. And some
water, too," she added as an afterthought.
Woodrow hefted from the horses two of Gisella's
shirts, which had been salvaged from the wagon and
stuffed with berries. The necks and waists had been
knotted shut, and the arms were used to tie the make-
shift sacks to the horses' necks. The human untied a
shirt, paused, and peered into its neck.
"I could have sworn this was full when we started this
morning. We must have jostled an inch of berries out of
the top."
Guiltily, Tas shoved his red-stained fingers behind his
belt. "How surprising," he noted, turning his back to Gi-
sella's tight-lipped glare. But whatever she may have
been thinking, Gisella said nothing, instead helping her-
self to a handful of raspberries.
"Does anything around here look familiar'" she asked
Tasslehoff. "Anything at all? Does any of it even resem-
ble anything on one of those ridiculous maps of yours?"
Tas shook his head. "I'm familiar with a lot of places,
but this isn't any of them. Apparently none of my rela-
tives has been here, either, because I don't see anything
similar on the maps -- no barren hills or tall grass any-
where." Tas's maps were spread around him in a semicir-
cle. "Of course, we haven't traveled too terribly far. All
the really good landmarks may be just ahead."
"Let's hope so," sighed Gisella. "We've got to find some
sort of civilization soon."
Those words were barely out of Gisella's mouth when
Woodrow's head snapped up from his meal and he
cocked it to one side, listening intently for some barely
heard sound in the distance.
But the gully dwarves were getting restless. Taking the
silence as a sign of inactivity, Fondu chose that moment
to start singing the gully dwarves' special version of the
sea chanty Tasslehoff had taught them. Woodrow
flapped his arms frantically at them, trying to get them to

stop singing. But the Aghar took his gestures to be a new
verse of sorts to the song, and they began flapping their
arms to the music.
Helplessly, Woodrow looked at Tasslehoff. Acting on
instinct, the kender took matters into his own hands and
leaped in among the dancing Aghar, tackling Fondu. The
two of them rolled across the ground and bumped up
against Gisella's feet, Fondu still singing. But when the
gully dwarf looked up, he saw his lady's face, her lips
puckered and pressed to her finger. Instantly Fondu
stopped singing and bellowed, "Red-hair lady says to
shut up! Shut up! Shut up! -
The singing stopped abruptly, and the gully dwarves
froze in place. Pluk, balanced precariously on one foot,
wavered, jerked, hopped three times, and with his arms
windmilling wildly, collapsed on top of his brother,
Slurp. Both of them struggled back to their feet with their
hands clamped firmly over their mouths.
Once again Woodrow bent his ear to the wind.
Several moments passed.
"Well?" whispered Gisella.
Without turning his head, Woodrow whispered back,
"It's singing. I hear singing."
"Oh, that's marvelous," hissed Gisella. "It's probably
another bunch of gully dwarves. Can't you tell any more
than that?"
"No, ma'am. Either they're garbling the lyrics some-
thing awful, or they're singing in a language I don't un-
derstand, because I can't make out the words. Sounds
like quite a chorus, though," he added.
"I can't see anything through these cursed weeds," spat
Gisella, swatting at the dwarf-high grass surrounding
her. "Woodrow, help me onto my horse."
Woodrow linked his fingers and formed a step with his
hands, boosting Gisella onto the back of her horse. She
shaded her eyes with her hand and scanned the horizon.
"I see a red banner moving across our path -- it looks
like someone's family crest," the dwarf said at last. "It's

not too far off. There must be a road farther ahead. Let's
try to catch up with whoever it is."
Gisella's horse loped easily through the tall grass.
Woodrow and Tas hurried their horse to catch up, with
the gully dwarves jogging along behind them.
Tas had an idea for attracting the attention of whoever
was on the road. Twisting around on his horse, he yelled
to the leader of the gully dwarves. "Sing! Fondu, sing!"
The kender broke into the song he'd taught them.
"Come all you young fellows who live by the sea,
Kiss a fair maiden and then follow me."
And then came their reply:
"Hotel this ale and your uncle's a whale,
Wheel run with the Winifred ball of four bale."
Tasslehoff could see that the banner had stopped mov-
ing ahead, and he could no longer spot Gisella. Moments
later, he and Woodrow broke through the grass and
came upon the road. Gisella had dismounted and struck
the same "come hither" pose she'd used in the inn: hands
on her hips, hair tossed back. She was surrounded by a
dozen male dwarves who were all stroking their beards
and fumbling with their hats.
The troop was on foot -- most dwarves distrusted
horses. They stood in two straight lines of six dwarves,
with a lone dwarf at their head. Wearing sparkling, pol-
ished chain mail and knee-high leather boots, each dwarf
had a war hammer at his waist and a coil of rope draped
over one shoulder. The leader of the troop wore an orna-
mental helm with a cluster of green rooster feathers in it.
Gisella threw Tas and Woodrow a coy look and batted
her eyelashes when they at last emerged. "Boys," she
said, "I'd like you to meet Baron Krakold of the village of
Rosloviggen." She turned and blew a kiss to the dwarf
who sported the green feathers. Tas couldn't tell whether
the dwarf blushed -- his already ruddy complexion was
mostly hidden behind his enormous beard. He's not at all

the way I pictured a baron, thought Tas, who, if he pon-
dered the subject, conjured up images of shining armor, a
flowing cape, and a prancing white charger.
Gisella hooked her arm around the baron's shoulder
and gave it a squeeze. "The baron -- I just love the sound
of that, don't you? -- and his men just finished some mis-
sion or other and they're on their way back to the baron's
village. They'd love to have us join them. I don't see how
we can refuse such a gracious offer." Gisella turned and
stared deeply into the baron's eyes, simultaneously
grinding her hip against his thigh. The baron's
eyebrows -- which constituted a considerable mass of
hair -- twitched up and down, and a murmur of vague,
manly approval rippled through the troop of dwarves.
Just then, Fondu and his six kinsmen tumbled through
the edge of the grass and onto the road. They froze for a
second, looking at the noble entourage. Gisella closed
her eyes and bit her lip -- she knew that, as a rule, her
own kinsmen were no fonder of gully dwarves than of
horses. But when the Aghar broke into another spirited
chorus of "Balifor Bay," the baron and his men laughed
with delight. After a good round of guffawing and back
slapping, the column was under way.
The procession hiked for several hours. Tas, Gisella,
and Woodrow dismounted and walked in deference to
the horseless dwarves. Woodrow took both sets of reins
and dropped back to lead the animals at the rear of their
party. The ground rose steadily as the road wound into
the foothills of the upcoming mountain range. Tas, who
thought himself uncommonly patient on this trip, finally
voiced the question that had been occupying his mind all
day.
"How much farther is the village? We've had nothing
to eat but raspberries all day."
The dwarf directly ahead of Tas grunted good-
naturedly. "We've a way to go. The town is across that
spur, in the next gorge."
Tasslehoff eyed the spur with awe. "We have to cross

that? Those boulders look the size of castles! We'll be at it
for hours!"
"We'll get to the other side, all right," replied the
dwarf, maintaining the brisk pace set by his fellows.
"A friend of mine, Flint Fireforge -- he's a dwarf, too --
told me once to be more concerned about what lies on
the other side of the hill than how I'm going to cross it,"
mused Tas. "I guess that applies right now. It isn't very
often that sayings apply as well as that."
The dwarf grunted again. "It sounds like your dwarf
friend is pretty smart."
The dwarf behind Tas blew his nose loudly, then
asked, "Did I hear you right? You're a friend of Flint Fire-
forge?"
"Certainly," Tas said. "I saw him just a few days ago
back in Solace. But it seems much longer ago than that.
Why, do you know him, too?"
"No, no," replied the dwarf. "But we all know of him,
if he's the grandson of Reghar Fireforge. The baron's fa-
ther, Krakold the First, knew Reghar Fireforge during the
Dwarfgate War. Of course, Krakold was just a young no-
ble then and he's quite aged now, but he's one of the few
who survived the blast of magic that ended the
Dwarfgate War. Oh, yes, he was there the day Reghar
Fireforge died. Fireforge is still revered among our peo-
ple. We don't forget our heroes."
"Wow," declared Tas, scrambling to keep up with the
marching dwarves. "If Krakold was at the final battle of
the Dwarfgate War, then he must be over four hundred
years old. Isn't that awfully old for a dwarf?"
"It is if you fought in the Dwarfgate War. I doubt there
are more than a dozen survivors left," replied the dwarf,
blowing his nose again. "My grandfather and granduncle
were both killed there, too," he added proudly, his chest
swelling with pride.
"Wow," Tas muttered. "It must be neat knowing where
your ancestors went and what they did. I usually know
where I am, but I usually have no idea where my family

is, unless I'm with them. Except my Uncle Trapspringer.
He's back in Kendermore, being held prisoner. That's
where we're headed, to Kendermore to free my uncle.
My name's Tasslehoff, by the way. Tasslehoff Burrfoot.
What's yours?"
"I'm called Mettew Ironsplitter, son of Rothew Iron-
splitter," answered the dwarf. "My father was the engi-
neer who designed Rosloviggen's main gate."
Mettew raised his head to shout over the rapidly mov-
ing troop. "Excuse me, Your Grace," bellowed Mettew. "I
was just speaking with this kender fellow, and I've
learned something astounding. This one -- calls himself
Burrfoot -- is a personal friend of Flint Fireforge, grand-
son of Reghar Fireforge."
The rest of the dwarves in the party stopped abruptly
and fell completely silent, then looked toward the baron.
He stomped back along the length of the line to stand be-
fore Tasslehoff.
"Is this true, what Mettew says?" asked the baron.
"Sure," Tas responded. "We're good friends. I was with
Flint just a few days ago. He's a bit gruff, but I sort of
miss him already."
"Well, lad, why didn't you mention you were a friend
of the Fireforges right off?" boomed the baron. "That's
not the sort of thing you should keep to yourself! You're
doubly welcome now. You'll be guests in my home. And
you've come at a good time. Our Oktoberfest begins to-
morrow!" Turning back to his escort, the baron added,
"It's going to be some fest this year, eh?" He was an-
swered with a round of laughter and assent.
"Oktoberfest!" giggled Gisella, clapping her hands to-
gether. "I'd completely forgotten about that autumn
dwarven tradition. This is too good to be true!"
Woodrow leaned close to Tasslehoff and whispered in
his ear, "What's Oktoberfest?"
"I don't know," whispered Tas, "but judging from all of
their reactions, it's bound to be exciting."

As they approached the ridge, Woodrow became more
puzzled. "Does it seem to you," he whispered again to
Tasslehoff, "that we're headed into a dead end? Mettew
said we have to cross this ridge, but we're walking right
up to the steepest part of it."
"I did notice that," Tasslehoff agreed, "but I assume
they know what they're doing. Maybe they use ropes
and pulleys to raise themselves up the cliff."
"I'd rather not get involved with any more ropes and
pulleys for a while," Woodrow moaned.
By this time, the group had come to a stop. Looking
around quickly, Tas saw that they were indeed in a box of
sorts. Rugged, brush-covered walls sloped steeply up-
ward on the right and left. Ahead, a sheer cliff towered at
least fifty feet over the kender's head. Below the cliff
were piles of brush and debris that had apparently cas-
caded down from above.
The dwarves went to work. Quickly they pushed aside
a large pile of brush from the base of the cliff, revealing a
roughly carved stone face with an open, gap-toothed
mouth. Mettew rummaged inside his backpack and
withdrew the largest iron key Tasslehoff had ever seen.
"That must weigh at least twenty pounds," the kender ex-
claimed aloud to no one in particular.
"Twenty-two and a half, almost twenty-three," cor-
rected Mettew. "It's nothing for a dwarven key. You
should see some of the big ones we use for really impor-
tant doors."
Tas whistled softly. Mettew slid the key between two
of the face's teeth and, gripping it with both hands, gave
a mighty twist. There was a puff of dust and a rush of air,
then a crack appeared. As Mettew tugged, the crack wid-
ened and two more dwarves grabbed the edge and
pulled. The face swung wide, revealing a dark tunnel
leading into the cliff.
The group filed through the tunnel entrance. Inside,

the tunnel was cool and still, but dry. Mettew moved the
key around to the back side of the face, and then the
other dwarves helped him swing the door shut. With a fi-
nal turn of the key, he removed it from the face and slid
the massive tool back into his pack.
The tunnel was now completely black. The dwarves
stood for a moment, allowing their keen dwarven eyes to
adjust. Then, "Let's move." shouted the baron, and the
line set off again.
"Wait!" shouted Woodrow, halting abruptly. Tassle-
hoff collided with Woodrow's backside and dropped his
hoopak. "The kender and I can't see in here. Can we
strike a light?"
"Sorry," said Mettew, stooping to retrieve the fallen
hoopak. "We don't carry torches, because we don't need
them. Just put your hand on the dwarf ahead of you and
you'll be fine. The floor is smooth enough."
Though she could see just fine, Gisella took the oppor-
tunity to rest her hands on the stout waists of two
dwarves, who seemed happy to oblige.
Tasslehoff and Woodrow stumbled along behind the
sharp-sighted dwarves. After some time, the line
abruptly stopped. Tas heard a loud "thunk," and light
streamed into the tunnel ahead. His eyes watered and
smarted as he stepped through another leering face door-
way into the light.
"There it is," declared Mettew proudly, spreading his
thick arms wide. "Rosloviggen. The finest city in the
realm."
Woodrow whistled through his teeth. Nestled deep in
the valley between two steep mountains was a jumbled
city of peaked roofs, gables, steeples, tiny, walled gar-
dens, stone arches, colonnades, monoliths, and winding,
neatly cobbled streets. The town was spotless, the build-
ings straight as arrows.
"This doesn't look like any dwarven town I've ever
lived in," Gisella said, looking around her in awe.
"Where's the roof?"

"Rosloviggen is unusual by dwarven standards," the
baron agreed at her side. "My ancestors settled the vil-
lage because of the rich mines in the surrounding moun-
tains. The valley is so steep and protected that it affords
us the comfort and safety of living underground that we
dwarves need, along with the benefits of life on the sur-
face, like sunlight for plants."
The procession set off down the valley, and the
dwarves broke into a marching song of their own. The
gully dwarves hummed and wailed along, but the pow-
erful dwarven voices thankfully drowned them out.
Under the hills the heart of the axe
Arises from cinders the still core of the fire,
Heated and hammered the handle an afterthought,
For the hills are forging the first breath of war.
The soldier's heart sires and brothers
The battlefield.
Come back in glory
Or on your shield.
Out of the mountains in the midst of the air,
The axes are dreaming dreaming of rock,
Of metal alive through the ages of ore,
Stone on metal metal on stone.
The soldier's heart contains and dreams
The battlefield.
Come back in glory
Or on your shield.
Red of iron imagined from the vein,
Green of brass green of copper
Sparked in the fire the forge of the world,
Consuming in its dream as it dives into bone.
The soldier's heart lies down, completes
The battlefield.
Come back in glory
Or on your shield.

The ragtag party marched through the massive gates
of Rosloviggen at dusk. The sunset turned the stonework
of the walls a vivid orange, and the mountain range
threw long, purple shadows down the valley. The
marching song of the dwarves mingled with the songs of
the lamplighters, the matrons calling their charges home
to dinner, and the hundreds of dwarves returning home
from the day's work in the mines, the stonecutting and
jewelry shops -- plus the sounds of tailors, weavers, pot-
ters, candlemakers, and the vast number of other arti-
sans, craftsmen, and laborers who made up a city. Tas
was enchanted; Woodrow and the gully dwarves were
overwhelmed.
"How they get so many people to be one place without
fight?" Fondu asked aloud, setting off a rowdy debate
among the gully dwarves.
Though the village was unfamiliar to Gisella, its
sounds made her feel almost as if she'd returned home.
Everywhere were the signs of the autumn harvest festival
known as Oktoberfest, where goods were traded and
sold, and food and drink were plentiful. Houses were
freshly painted in bright colors with new thatch or
shingles, flower boxes in full bloom, and gathered
grains, potatoes, squashes, and gourds displayed in
doorways. Benches had been erected in every square,
and barrels of ale were stacked, ten high in places, await-
ing the celebration.
Woodrow was still holding the horses' reigns, with the
meager possessions that Gisella had salvaged from the
wagon lashed across their backs, when they stopped be-
fore a large, open square. Dwarves from the town were
busy setting up tables and tents.
"As you can see, Rosloviggen's Oktoberfest will be
quite a splendid festival," Baron Krakold said with pride.
"Those workmen are having a time of it," commented
Woodrow, nodding toward a crew of dwarves struggling
in the square with one of the supporting beams of a tent.
Two dwarves were trying to raise a beam upright with

the help of a rope slung over a sturdy tree branch, while a
handful more shouted directions.
"Pulley job! Pulley job!" chanted the gully dwarves.
The heavy beam swung round in a wide half-circle,
threatening to crush several dwarves, all of whom dove
to safety while the rest frantically tried to bring the mas-
sive timber under control. Grunting and straining, they
wrestled the wayward beam into place between four
other large supports. The workmen drew a collective
sigh of relief and mopped their brows.
But Gisella's eyes were locked on the half-naked forms
of two young dwarves, their shirts stripped off while
they assembled a wooden bandstand, In addition to the
obvious attractions, she thought the festival would pro-
vide an opportunity to replace her lost trade goods.
"I insist you accept the hospitality of my home," Baron
Krakold boomed, repeating an earlier offer. "We are not
far from it, and I should think that the telling of your
travels over a sizzling haunch of aged beef, buttered
gourd, and candied green apple would amply pay for a
warm feather bed." It was not so much a statement as an
order, and Gisella liked men who gave orders.
"That's very kind of you. By the way, is there a Baron-
ess Krakbolder?" she asked bluntly.
"You could say that, yes," the baron said, his eyes twin-
kling at the dwarf's frankness.
Gisella winked at him, nonplused. "A minor point, re-
ally." She pushed a hand through her matted hair and
straightened her clothing, although she still looked like
someone who had been through a shipwreck. The red-
haired dwarf looped her arm through Baron Krakold's.
Giving her hand a fatherly pat, the baron withdrew his
arm reluctantly. "Not to my wife, it isn't." he laughed.
Gisella's face pouted a little.
"Be of good cheer!" he said. "It is not often we have
such unusual visitors in Rosloviggen. We are eager to
hear how you came to our land."
"I can tell you that," Tasslehoff offered. "I was sitting in

the Inn of the Last Home, and --"
"He meant me, and he meant later," Gisella said
tersely.
Tasslehoff pulled a sullen face. "I don't remember him
being that specific," he said. "I'm just as unusual as you
are, Gisella, and I've done some interesting things, too."
"I'll just bet you have," the baron said kindly, "and I'd
like to hear all about them after we've all had a chance to
rest. My trip to the shore has drained me more than I
thought it would."
"Look at that!" Tasslehoff cried. His attention was riv-
eted on a large, circular platform with a round, pointed
roof. A menagerie of brightly painted animals carved
from wood crowded the platform. Each animal was
mounted on a pole that ran from the platform to the
roof. Tas recognized a griffon, a dragon, a unicorn, a
horse with a fish's tail, and an enormous wolf with the
head of a man. Eyes as wide as a full moon, the kender
ran from one to the next, convinced that each was more
beautiful than the last: stroking their manes, peering in
their mouths, counting talons, eyes, and in some cases,
heads.
"I'm most interested in that contraption myself," the
baron said, rubbing his square jaw thoughtfully. "I am
told that it is called a 'carousel.' It is being constructed for
Oktoberfest by a gnome, another unusual visitor to our
city."
"What does it do?" the kender asked.
"I'm not sure," Baron Krakold confessed. "I believe one
rides it." A look of fatigue crossed the baron's weathered
face. "But we can see it in action tomorrow. Now we will
go to my home, dine, and rest before tomorrow's festivi-
ties." With that, Baron Krakold signaled his party for-
ward. Tasslehoff followed reluctantly; Woodrow trailed
silently. Behind them, Gisella was deep in thought. This
was an opportunity of tremendous potential but she had
to make the most of it. The gully dwarves reverently
tripped over their shoelaces in her wake.

They wound through Rosloviggen's narrow, immacu-
late streets until Tas was certain they had traveled every
alley in the town. When he was just about to announce
that they must be lost, they emerged into a large, open
space containing only a single house and several out-
buildings. The front yard, like every other front yard in
Rosloviggen, held a neatly manicured garden of small,
flowering shrubs and perfectly shaped trees. The baron's
yard had an additional circular fountain surrounded by
heavy stone benches.
The ground floor of the house was constructed of
enormous blocks of granite, polished to show off the
rocks' natural colors. The upper floors were the more
typical red dwarven brick. White-trimmed gables of all
different sizes poked from the roof of the fifth floor, al-
though the building was the same height as a three-story
human dwelling. The last rays of the day's sun glanced
off colorful stained glass rather than the usual oiled
parchment. Flower boxes filled with multicolored gera-
niums lined every window. Servants in white aprons
were busy closing the shutters on the first floor.
The.baron tipped back his head and planted his hands
on his hips. "This is my home," he said simply. He waved
his guests forward into the neat garden, nodding and
saying, "Welcome," to each. Then a look of surprise
crossed his wide face. "It seems that your poorly dressed
friends have left."
Engrossed by the sight before them, Woodrow and Tas
looked behind Gisella and noticed for the first time that
the gully dwarves were no longer with them. No one was
particularly dismayed, especially the baron, though he
seemed to be inordinately openminded about Aghar.
Still, he was not sure he wanted them running loose in his
village, but he decided that was better than having them
lounging about in his home.
"It's no problem," Gisella said vaguely. "I'm sure they'll
turn up again eventually. Or maybe not."
Woodrow's attention had already returned to the

house. "I didn't know houses could be made that tall," he
stammered. "I thought those tree houses in Solace were
something, and now this. Is it held up by magic?"
"No," laughed the baron, "just ordinary stone and
wood and brick. But, of course, it was built by dwarves."
There was no arrogance in his voice.
"Now," he continued, stepping toward the door, "if
you'll collect your things from your horses, some of my
escort will see the animals to the barns for the night."
Quickly Woodrow pulled two bundles from the backs
of the horses, one containing the clothes Gisella had sal-
vaged from the wagon, the other a few of his own and
Tasslehoff's belongings. Several of the baron's guards
then led the horses away around the side of the house.
"Miss Hornslager," Woodrow said, indicating that she
should go before him.
"Thank you," Gisella replied, batting her eyes de-
murely at the baron as she sauntered through the front
door.
Once inside, Baron Krakold instructed servants to
lead the three weary visitors up the sweeping, circular
staircase to their rooms on the third floor. "We'll sup in
one hour," he said, then disappeared into a door below
the stairway.
"Boy, this is like being home in Kendermore again," Tas
breathed as he hurried up the stairs after the somber ser-
vant. The servant raised his eyebrows questioningly.
"All the doors and knobs are at the right height," ex-
plained the kender, stopping to trace a finger over a par-
ticularly intricate carving of a rose on the banister. "This
is very pretty, though my friend Flint would have added
a few more petals, and you would swear you could see
drops of water on his roses. He's a much better wood-
smith."
"Hush!" Gisella hissed, afraid the baron might hear
Tas's criticism.
At the top of the second flight of stairs, the liveried ser-
vant led them into a long, door-flanked hallway. Starting

with the first door on the right, he issued rooms to Gi-
sella, Tasslehoff, and Woodrow.
"I'm making it your responsibility to watch Burrfoot
while we're here, Woodrow," Gisella called before she
disappeared behind her door.
"Yes, ma'am, and don't you worry," he answered.
But both human and kender were forgotten when her
sharp dwarven eyes spotted the copper tub in the middle
of the room. Two dwarf maids in gray muslin dresses
poured water from a single, enormous wooden bucket
into the spotless copper basin. A purr of pleasure es-
caped her lips as she flew into the room, already peeling
off her grimy clothing.
Tasslehoff's explorations carried him from room to
room. He was on his third one on the third floor, and just
thinking about heading to a different floor for variety,
when he felt a strong hand grip his shoulder. Tas whirled,
ready to pounce on whoever had sneaked up on him. His
eyes fell on stringy blond hair.
The kender's face reddened with something short of
anger. "Don't sneak up on people like that, Woodrow.
You might have startled me!"
"And you might have thought about staying in your
room," the young human said evenly. 'You know I'm re-
sponsible for you. How am I supposed to keep track of
you if you're running around? I thought we were becom-
ing friends."
"We are friends," Tas said patiently. "But I was so
bored in my room."
"But you weren't even in there for ten minutes,"
Woodrow pointed out. He looked around at the room in
which he'd found the kender. "This one looks just like
yours -- they all look alike, for that matter."
"Really, Woodrow, it's not my fault they're all the
same," Tas sulked. "Nothing interesting in the drawers,"
he said, pulling one out of a dresser and holding it up to
demonstrate. "See? Empty, just like all the others."
He opened his arms wide to show off his new outfit. "I

found these clothes on the bed in my room." Tasslehoff
plucked at the sides of the tunic. "It's a bit big, but then so
are dwarves, at least sideways. The trousers sure feel
weird," he continued, giving them a tug as well, "but my
leggings were so dirty that clouds of dust whooshed out
every time I took a step. I washed them in my basin and
left them to dry.
"These pockets are very roomy, though," he added,
jamming his hands into their depths to demonstrate.
Tas's fine brows shot up in surprise. From his pockets em-
erged an elaborate silver candlestick, a delicate, glass
bud-vase, a bar of soap, and a boar-bristle hairbrush.
"Whoever wore these before me sure carried a lot of
stuff in his pockets," he said matter-of-factly. Examining
the items more closely, he added, "I saw some things ex-
actly like these in the other rooms.... Baron Krakold
should be more careful about the people he invites into
his home. Someone might have walked away with all
this if I hadn't found these pants. I'd better keep my eyes
on these until I can mention it to him." Tasslehoff stuffed
the items back into his pockets and started for the door.
"Maybe you should leave them here so Baron Krakold
doesn't think you took them," Woodrow suggested. "Af-
ter all, he's only just met you."
Tasslehoff's eyebrows arched again. "Yes, I suppose
you're right." Almost reluctantly, Tas pulled the items
from his pockets, letting his hands linger on the shiny
vase. He set them on a table near the door.
Heaving a sigh of relief, Woodrow led the way out the
door and down the stairs. He, too, had found in his room
a clean, white tunic, just a little bit short in the sleeves --
it must have been made for an unusually tall dwarf -- and
a pair of black breeches, also just a touch too short.
They met the baron at the base of the stairs. He was
dressed formally for dinner in a stiff, blue tunic with a
red sash and bright red breeches, all layered with tremen-
dous amounts of yellow piping and gold braid.
Shortly, Gisella appeared at the top of the stairs,

where she paused momentarily for effect before gliding
down the stairway and alighting with a flourish, swirling
her skirts. Red hair flowed down her back in luxurious
waves, and her round cheeks were flushed with hints of
crimson. The bodice of her saphire-blue dress was cut
dangerously low, and well she knew it.
Everyone was still admiring her entrance when she
threw herself into the baron's clumsy embrace, locking
her arms around his head and nearly stuffing his red face
into her ample bosom. Lifting his head, she kissed him
full on the lips.
'Young woman, I --" blustered the baron.
"Thank you, you wonderful man!" she cooed as he
backed away, coughing and sputtering. "The bath was
absolutely marvelous! How did you know I practically
live for them?" She caught him wiping away traces of lip
rouge from her kiss. "Oh, I'm so naughty and impulsive!
I hate myself, I do!" She charged forward with a silk ker-
chief and began dabbing at his face.
Gisella's performance was abruptly interrupted by a
loud cough from the base of the staircase. Everyone
turned, and the baron's face drained of color and he
gasped. Pushing Gisella's hands away, he rushed to the
side of a broad, squat, bearded, dark-faced dwarf in a
high-necked, drab-colored dress.
"Hortense, dearest." the baron squeaked. "I'm so glad
you're here!" He tried taking her elbow but she held it
tightly to her side.
Scowling, she glanced over at Gisella. "I can see that
you are," she said pointedly.
"Let me introduce our guests," he said, a bit too ea-
gerly. "Everyone, this is my wife, the Baroness Hortense
Krakold." He directed her attention to Woodrow.
But Tasslehoff stepped up first. Thrusting out his small
hand, he said "Tasslehoff Burrfoot, at your service. This
is a very nice place you have here, although I think it
might be improved by removing some walls. Have you
ever been to Kendermore? Also, it seems that someone

has been -- ouch! What is it, Woodrow? Stop stepping on
my foot! OK, I'll introduce you!" Frowning slightly, Tas-
slehoff turned back to the baroness. "This is my good
friend, Woodrow... I'm sorry, I don't know your last
name."
"Ath-Banard," the young human mumbled. He ex-
tended his hand awkwardly to the baroness, who ig-
nored it.
This time Gisella coughed behind them and pushed her
way forward. "Oh, yes," said Tas, "this is --"
"Gisella Hornslager," the dwarf announced herself,
locking eyes with the baroness. There were only two
things Gisella liked better than a contest of wit and will,
and those were making money and a good roll in the hay.
Since business was going down the sewer fast and the ap-
petizing baron had turned out to be milquetoast, she de-
cided to channel her energy into a good catfight with the
baroness. The ugly, sour-faced old matron obviously
wore the pants in the family, Gisella thought to herself.
Rubbing her hands with glee, she fell in behind everyone
else as the group followed the baron into the dining
room.
The evening passed very uncomfortably for everyone
but Gisella, as the two women passed barbs across the
dining table, the game table, and finally the sitting room.
All the while the mighty baron squirmed and fidgeted
like a beetle in a birdcage.
"You really must tell me where you do your dress
shopping, Baroness," Gisella gushed, shoveling straw-
berry tart into her mouth. "I find men-leering all the time
so annoying, don't you?" She smiled into the matronly
dwarf's face. "Anyway, I think some dull, drab, high-
necked dresses like yours might help, though I'm certain
they won't be able to hide my obvious attributes."
The baroness pursed her lips and rang a little bell to
signal a servant. "We'll need another ten tarts for our
guest," she told the starched butler. "Speaking of straw-
berries," she turned to Gisella, "do you color your hair

that unlikely shade to hide the gray, or simply to attract
attention?" .
Feeling restless, Tasslehoff tried several times to
change the direction of the conversation. He couldn't
quite understand the two women. They smiled at each
other and were polite, but somehow he didn't think they
liked each other much. When finally the baron suggested
that everyone retire for the evening, they discovered Tas-
slehoff already asleep before the fire.

Chapter 12
"Ouch!" swore Phineas. "There is absolutely no
comfortable way to sit on this damned, dinky animal."
Phineas stood in the stirrups, raising himself to his full
height, which was at least two and a half feet taller than
the hairy kender pony he was riding. He rubbed his
backside.
Trapspringer chuckled aloud. "Still convinced it's
chewing on you?" he asked. "I'll be happy to trade."
Phineas gave him an acid glance. Trapspringer
laughed again.
"It might help if you could stop laughing about it!"
shouted Phineas. "By the time we reach this place, as-
suming we ever do, I'll be crippled."
"I can't help laughing, Phineas. It's funny. You should

see yourself. Why, you're twice as tall as that pony, who
probably is not enjoying this ride any more than you are.
Besides, I thought you said you'd ridden horses before."
"Sure, I've ridden lots of horses before, but this beast is
a first cousin to a night hag. And whoever made this sad-
dle didn't pound the nails all the way in."
Trapspringer whooped and rocked in his saddle at
that. "Nails! Oh, that's funny! I should have met you
years ago. I never would have settled down if I'd had a
traveling companion with such a rich sense of humor."
Phineas gingerly lowered himself back into the saddle
with a wince. With his feet in the stirrups, his knees rose
almost to the level of his elbows. With his feet out of the
stirrups, his toes dragged on the ground. At least with
my feet in the stirrups, he thought, I can massage my
calves more easily. "How much farther do we have to
go?" he whined.
"Not far," replied Trapspringer. "Maybe another hour.
We'll be there by dark."
"Fine. You just lead the way and keep your laughter to
yourself," grunted Phineas through gritted teeth.
"The time will pass better with a story," Trapspringer
announced. "I'll tell you about my expedition to Hylo
and you'll feel better. It was back in 317... or was it
3077 It was the year that mosquitoes infested Darken
Wood so bad that you could hardly inhale without suck-
ing a couple dozen up your nostrils. We had to wear
gauze sacks over our heads just to travel along the fringe
of the woods. Of course, the only place to get really good
gauze was from the elves and they lived in the woods.
Since none of us could speak their language, we had to
hire a translator before setting out. This fellow that we
hired was --"
"Excuse me, Trapspringer, but what does any of this
have to do with Hylo?" asked Phineas. As if I really care,
he thought to himself.
"I'm just establishing what year it took place," he ex-
plained. "Proper chronology is very important to a story

like this. If you don't want to know what year it takes
place, I'll just skip the whole story. I know it by heart
anyway. I was telling it for your benefit."
Phineas sighed. There seemed to be no way out of this
situation. He was stuck with Trapspringer until they
found Damaris and returned her to Kendermore. Were
Uncle Trapspringer's whoppers, all with identical themes
and morals, too high a price to pay for the riches Phineas
expected as his rewards Probably not. "Please, go on," he
said stiffly. The words caught slightly in his throat.
As Trapspringer resumed his narration, Phineas's
mind wandered ahead to the Ruins and what he might
find there. Soon Trapspringer's voice had faded into the
background like the multitude of other pains afflicting
Phineas.
The sun was well below the treetops when the two
travelers finally approached the Ruins. The trees cast
long shadows across the tumbled columns and low,
standing walls. The bleached white blocks of stone
stretched away and disappeared in the twilight.
"I didn't expect them to be so -- extensive," murmured
Phineas. He had expected something on typical kender
scale; small, chaotic, and thoroughly vandalized. In-
stead, he found a size and symmetry in the Ruins that
astounded him.
Trapspringer dismounted his pony at the edge of the
area. "We'll camp here for the night. Tomorrow we can
start looking for Damaris."
"Why can't we do some looking tonight?"
"It's too dark already," Trapspringer explained. "This
area's pretty safe in daylight, but I wouldn't want to
wander through it at night. There's no telling what you
might fall into or knock down. Worse still, you never
know what might find you wandering around."
That's reassuring, Phineas thought. Then aloud, he
asked, "What was this place before it became ruined?"
"Now that's an interesting story," said Trapspringer,
collecting sticks for firewood. "Eight interesting stories,

actually. The past of this place depends on who you talk
to. Some say that the elves built it as a shelter for their
dead. Others say that it just sprang up as a natural result
of the Cataclysm. I've talked to people who --"
"To shorten what is shaping up as a very long story,"
interrupted Phineas, "what you're trying to tell me, in as
few words as possible, is that no one knows what these
ruins once were."
"That about sums it up," agreed Trapspringer. "I think
it's safe to assume it was once a city of some size,
though." He gathered a load of firewood and let it roll un-
ceremoniously from his arms.
"I'll start the fire," Phineas offered, feeling awkward
and out of his element. The kender handed him a piece of
flint and he found some good, splintered kindling to
catch the spark.
Trapspringer took several paper-wrapped packages
from a pack on his pony. Kneeling, he carefully un-
wrapped the larger one and proudly held up two roasted
rabbits. Stripping the cooked meat from the bones, he
dumped it into a crusted, black iron pot, added some
whole carrots and potatoes from the other package,
sloshed in some water from a skin, and set it to boil over
Phineas's fire.
For once, Trapspringer didn't launch into a story. In-
stead, they ate the stew in silence and fell asleep before
the fire.
Phineas tossed and turned anxiously all night in his
sleep, great fuzzy things flapping at him in his dreams.

Chapter 13
Tasslehoff awoke in Baron Knakold's home to
the musical strains of a tuba floating in his window from
somewhere below. Oktoberfest! Leaping up from the
feather bed -- which was a little too soft for his taste -- the
kender ran a hand over his blue leggings, checking to see
if they had dried from their washing the night before.
The few damp spots left would dry quickly next to his
skin, Tas decided, and slipped them on with a satisfied
sigh. He never felt quite comfortable without them. A
night's airing had done the rest of his clothes a world of
good, and he donned them with glee. Finally the kender
strapped on his belt-pack, picked up his hoopak, and
strode to the door.
The hallway was silent and empty as he stole down the

stairs. He listened for sounds of life and heard pans rat-
tling somewhere at the rear of the house. None of his
friends seemed to be awake yet, nor did he see any sign of
the baron or his dour wife.
"I'll just go see what's happening with the festival," he
said softly as he let himself out the front door. "By the
time they wake up, I'll have a lot to report. They'll be so
pleased when I tell them where all the best food halls and
magicians are. Maybe I can even find other traders for
Gisella to do business with."
The sky was partly cloudy but it did not look like it
would rain, Tasslehoff thought. He decided to find the
tuba player first and, after stopping to listen for the di-
rection, he set off straight down a cobbled street.
Shutters and doors were beginning to open, and cook-
ing hearths were being stirred to life. Tas paused in front
of a bakery and looked inside for the baker. Not finding
him, the kender counted twenty-eight pies cooling on
shelves just inside the windows. There was blueberry,
cherry, rhubarb, apple, currant, and mulberry -- Tas's
favorite -- plus a large tray of raspberry cinnamon tarts.
A few doors from the bakery, a knife-grinder was set-
ting up his display cases along the sidewalk. Still licking
mulberry from his fingers, Tas paused to admire the keen
edges on the blades of every size and description. His
own little belt knife could use a good sharpening, he
thought, continuing his stroll. A few moments later, the
grinder was puzzled to discover an unfamiliar dagger
with a worn blade sitting prominently in his case where
an elegant, stag-handled clasp-knife should have been.
The tuba sounded very close as Tas rounded a corner
and found himself back on the edge of the square where,
on the previous evening, they had watched the work-
men. His mouth dropped in surprise. Overnight the
square had been transformed from a jumble of timbers
into a wonderland. The bandstand, with its polished,
carved timbers and rounded roof, looked as if it had been
rooted to that spot for generations. The side toward the

spectators' bleachers was open, affording an excellent
view of the band.
Actually, 'band' was a bit of an overstatement. Seated
on the stage were two rotund dwarves in colorful, short-
sleeved shirts and black knickers with embroidered sus-
penders. The tuba player's cheeks and moustache puffed
in and out in time with the music. His face was as red as
his hair. The other dwarf, his moplike black and gray
hair and beard bobbing in time, was strapped to an in-
strument like nothing Tasslehoff had ever seen before.
Though straps supporting the instrument criss-crossed
the dwarf's broad back, his stomach was so round that
the contraption rested on it like a shelf. His stubby fin-
gers danced happily over a row of square, wooden keys,
carved alternately from white and black wood. Above
them were round, black buttons, which he would occa-
sionally push or pull. On top of all that, the instrument
was connected to a bellows which the musician had to
pump furiously the whole time he played. Its honking
tone reminded Tasslehoff of a duck in flight.
For the next hour and a half, the kender wandered
around and through the festival grounds, continuously
discovering new things of interest, such as the locations
of all the metalsmiths' booths; where and when the axe-
throwing competition would be held; the judging stand-
ards for the rock-splitting contest; which ale tents were
best; and where the tastiest dwarven stews could be pur-
chased. He even met the oompa band members, Gustav
and Welker, who let him blow into the tuba and play the
instrument Welker called an "accordian."
Tasslehoff was having such a good time that he lost
track of how long he had been at the square. The festival
was now in full swing. The kender stood at one of the ale
tents, slurping from his second flagon, when he felt a tap
on his shoulder.
"Good morning, Mr. Burrfoot."
Tasslehoff spun around, slopping ale on Woodrow's
cleaned and buffed shoes. "Woodrow! I'm glad I found

you! I've met the most marvelous people this morning!"
"Found me?" Woodrow's voice cracked, "Mr. Burr-
foot, did you stop to think what Miss Hornslager would
do to me if I lost you? She'd fire me for sure! Not that it's
such a great job, but I need the money."
Tas's voice filled with concern. "Gee, Woodrow, I'm
sorry. I've never heard you sound so angry."
"I've never had to watch a kender before," Woodrow
almost snarled. "When I woke up and couldn't find you
anywhere, I had to lie to Miss Hornslager at breakfast.
Do you know how much I hate lying? I told her you were
still sleeping and that we would meet her here later. Then
I slipped away and prayed that I'd find you."
"Well, here I am. And if you must know," Tas said, try-
ing to sound indignant, "I've been exploring the festival
and talking to people to determine the fastest route to
Kendermore." Or at least I intended to, Tasslehoff rea-
soned.
Woodrow's ire lessened a bit at that news. "What have
you discovered'!" he asked anxiously.
"Oh, I know where the richest ale is -- would you care
for some?" Woodrow shook his head impatiently. "And
I've found a silver bracelet with gold filigree that I simply
must have -- actually, it looks a lot like this one here on
my wrist." He paused, studying a band around his wrist
in puzzlement. "Anyway, I've just had a mug of the tasti-
est stew ever!" Dropping his voice, he added, "Please
don't tell Flint I said that."
"Mr. Burrfoot," Woodrow interrupted, "what have
you found out about Kendermore?"
Tasslehoff fidgeted under his friend's gaze. "I was just
about to start asking people, actually."
The wiry human took the kender by the arm. "Let's
hope Miss Hornslager has learned something, because
she's waiting for us right now over by the carousel."
Excited, Tasslehoff slipped from the human's grip,
dancing by his side. "Have you seen the carousel yet? If
you haven't, brace yourself. It's the most magnificent

thing you'll ever see."
Woodrow glared at Tas. "Please, Mr. Burrfoot!"
Woodrow looked so worried that Gisella would find
out about Tasslehoff's solo adventure that the kender
made a mental note not to let the human down. They
found the shapely dwarf glancing around anxiously near
the strange ride. She wore a skin-tight, sand-colored
shirt and slacks that made her look, in certain light, like
she was wearing nothing at all. A broad-brimmed hat
perched on her pomegranate-colored hair shaded her fair
skin from the autumn sun.
"Woodrow, Burrfoot!" Even their names sounded like
a scold on her tongue. "I was beginning to get worried."
Gisella suddenly turned her attention to the festival,
and her eyes scoured the stalls, the tents, and the men.
"I've got a lot of deals to make today if I'm going to come
out of this fiasco with a copper to my name, aside from
what the kender is worth to me. I make my best deals in
this outfit." She was half-talking to herself as she uncon-
sciously smoothed the tight fabric over her rounded
hips.
Suddenly she remembered the kender and grabbed
him by the collar. Her small, dark eyes burned into his.
"This is work, and I need to concentrate. I don't want to
be distracted by fretting about you. So stay close -- but
not too close. Better yet, stay close to Woodrow. Keep
your eyes open and learn something."
Adjusting her hat to a jaunty angle, she strode up to
the first booth next to the carousel, that of a fabric mer-
chant. Tasslehoff and Woodrow both noticed that she
put a lot more wiggle in her walk than before. She
paused for a few moments among the tables filled with
bolts of brightly colored fabric, running expert fingers
over each one.
"Good morning, handsome," the red-haired dwarf
purred to the buck-toothed, hunch-backed dwarf seated
inside the booth. She judged his age to be well in excess
of three hundred years. His crossed arms were so hairy

that Gisella couldn't tell where they ended and his beard
began. "May I speak with your father, the proprietor?"
The old dwarf's eyes roamed across Gisella's tightly
clothed form. "I am the proprietor," he announced, his
lips rolling back over his teeth in a grotesque smile.
Gisella's hand flew to her mouth in a masquerade of
shame. Somehow she coaxed color to flood her cheeks.
"I don't believe it! Oh, now I've insulted you! I'm usually
not such a blunderer at guessing a person's age!"
She clucked her tongue and shook her head gravely.
"I've ruined everything. You won't want anything to do
with me, and you have the best merchandise at the fair t
Please accept my apology." She touched his hairy arm
gently and turned to leave. "I won't bother you further."
She took a step from the booth, putting more wiggle in
that one step than either Woodrow or Tasslehoff thought
possible.
"Please, don't be sorry, Miss -- ?"
"-- Matron Hornslager," Gisella supplied, letting a
grateful smile grow on her face as she turned to him
again. This was one of the easiest fish she had ever reeled
in. "Then you will deal with me? Oh, you dear man! To
show you how guilty and grateful I feel, I'll buy twice as
much as I can afford! Mr. Hornslager will surely be an-
gry with me, but I don't care!" she said defiantly.
"By Reorx," he responded, "I'd hate to think of you in
trouble with your husband, whoever the lucky fellow is.
I can't imagine any greater tribute to my wares than for
them to adorn your lovely figure. I'll gladly sell you
twenty bolts for what they cost me, if only you promise
to tell people where you got them."
"Any twenty bolts?" cooed Gisella.
"My shop is yours," he replied, with a sweep of his
hairy hand. Gisella knew his eyes were glued to her
swaying bottom as she brushed past him. Even though
she found him repulsive, she did love the attention.
Now the hard dealing began. Gisella flipped through
the bolts, casting aside anything she judged to be of

inferior quality and grilling the merchant over weavers,
cost, dyes, and age.
"This isn't real silver thread!" she snorted, raveling a
strand from the end of a bolt.
As Tasslehoff watched the dwarves bargaining, a
whooshing, clanking, grinding symphony started up be-
hind him. Turning, Tas realized that it was coming from
the carousel! He immediately started forward, but
Woodrow's hand stopped him.
"But the carousel is starting," the kender pleaded.
"Look at it! Animals going up and down and around in a
circle. And it's playing music!"
Woodrow stood fast.
"OK, then come with me and I won't be lost," reasoned
Tas.
Woodrow eyed the carousel, intrigued but unsure. "I
don't know..."
"I do!" Tas cried. "Come on. Gisella will be looking at
cloth all morning. She's still arguing about the third
bolt." He pulled at Woodrow's sleeve. "Just one ride.
We'll be back before she even notices we've left. Come
on, Woodrow!"
At last, Woodrow's own curiosity overcame his better
judgment. He looked back at Gisella, then trailed behind
the kender toward the carousel.
Next to the carousel was a churning mass of gears and
pulleys and knobs and chains that obviously made the
whole thing go. Even though the ride was in motion, a
short, bald gnome wearing an ankle-length, white coat
and goggles on a cord around his neck, scurried to and
fro with a handful of wrenches, twisting this screw, pull-
ing that rod, and banging on that other gear.
"It'snotrightyet; themusicistooslow," the gnome mum-
bled almost incomprehensibly fast, as gnomes do. He
yanked out a knob and the music, a dirgelike stew of
whistles, honks, and clanks, slowed down even more
and went flat. Then suddenly it sped up until it was so
high-pitched that dogs in the city howled in pain. The

gnome pushed the knob back in, and the music returned
to its normal blare.
Arms crossed, the gnome stood back and nodded with
satisfaction. His expression suddenly fell. "That'sfixed-
buttheunicornismovingtooslowly. Where'smy wrench;
IknowIleftitrighthere. Someonetookit!" He rummaged
through the pockets inside his long, white coat and pro-
duced the missing instrument, nonplused. He poked it
into the gears blindly, giving another bolt a twist.
As he did, the carousel's wooden statue of a dog-faced
kobold started pumping up and down faster and faster,
moving so violently that the kobold figure's head
smashed through the roof of the carousel, giving its
young dwarf rider the fright of his life and an instant
headache to boot.
The gnome scratched his bald head in puzzlement.
"Thatshouldbetheswitchfortheunicornnotthekobold,"
he murmured, reaching in blindly again and giving an-
other switch a twist. The kobold kept on bashing
through the roof.
"Sorry," he mumbled. "Sorry." He released the lever
and the kobold slowed down. The dwarf on its back
swayed dizzily.
"Where'sthatoffswitch? IknowIputonein." Extending
his arm through the grinding gears in a way that made
Woodrow wince, the gnome groped around in the gear
box and pulled things seemingly at random. The swan
flapped its wings, boxing its rider's ears, while the lepre-
chaun pinched a passing matron and the unicorn bucked
its rider completely off.
"IknowIputoneinheresomewhere. Orwasthatonmy-
boatsharpeningmachine? Ohdearohdearohdear...."
Frantically, he began pulling even more switches, mak-
ing things worse with each tug.
"Maybe it's this one marked 'OFF,' " Tas suggested at
his side.
"Itcouldn'tbethat --" The gnome shook his head, but
before he could say more, Tasslehoff reached out and

flicked the lever down with his index finger. The ride
ground to a halt.
"Wellwhatdoyouknow?" The gnome's face stretched
into a surprised smile, which grew as he considered Tas-
slehoff.
"Your carousel is fantastic," Tas breathed, trying to de-
cide which animal to ride. "If you can fix a few things,
like the animals smashing their heads through the carou-
sel's ceiling, it will be perfect. Did you think this up your-
self? Is this your Life Quest?"
Tasslehoff knew that gnomes were born inventors.
Each was assigned a quest at birth -- or inherited it -- that
they were expected to complete before they died so that
they and their ancestors could sit next to their god Reorx
in the hereafter.
"You could say that," the gnome said, deliberately
slowing his speech for Tasslehoff's benefit. "You're a ken-
der, aren't you? I've never seen a kender around here be-
fore." The gnome smiled at Tasslehoff in a strange way,
until the kender began feeling like a bug under a glass.
"I've only seen pictures of dragons and
hippocampuses -- that's the one that looks like a horse
with a fish tail and flippers for feet, isn't it? Your animals
look so real, like you've actually seen them up close, but
of course that's impossible, since dragons exist only in
stories."
"Many people think that, yes," the gnome said ab-
sently. He looked closely at Tasslehoff's face, then
reached out a hand to squeeze his waist, as though check-
ing for something. "You're not very old for a kender, are
you?"
Tasslehoff pushed the gnome's hand away. "Do you
ask everybody this many questions before letting them
on your ride? If you're worried that I'm too heavy, I'm
sure I weigh less than a dwarf, wouldn't you say,
Woodrow?"
The human was looking back with concern at Gisella,
who was nearing the end of the first of two tables of fab-

ric. The carousel ride was taking far longer than he'd
thought it would. "I'm sure you do, Mr. Burrfoot," he
said distractedly.
"Are you going to start the carousel up again soon?"
Tasslehoff asked. "I have to be going, and I really would
like to ride on that dragon."
"Of course, right away; let me help you," the gnome
said excitedly, gripping the kender by the shoulder and
leading him onto the platform. "And may I say that the
red dragon is an excellent choice?" He hurried Tasslehoff
halfway around the carousel until they stood next to the
dragon.
Tas knew that, as a race, dragons had been banished
from Krynn by a legendary knight, Huma, long before
he or any of his friends had been born. His eyes opened
wide in wonder as he beheld the statue of the mythical
creature. The dragon had been carved with painstaking
detail. Six long, rubbery-looking bones, linked by fleshy
webbing, formed the creature's mighty wings. Its power-
ful, deadly claws had horned hocks. Spikes ran down its
long, spade-shaped tail and continued up the dragon's
entire length, ending at the base of the horned skull. The
monster's face was a lumpy, frightening mass of bulging
muscles and veins. The jaws were parted in a vicious
snarl, displaying two rows of double-edged teeth, each
sharper than a butcher's axe.
Tas was most taken with the paint job. Each rounded
scale was daubed with such precision that it looked as if
the dragon could lift and flap its wings if necessary. The
ruby-red color was rich, vivid, and glistening. Tas was
reminded of tightly packed, juicy pomegranate seeds.
Looking at the spikes on the dragon's back, Tas was re-
lieved to find a saddle of a sort carved into the creature's
neck. Putting his booted foot into the stirrups that dan-
gled from it, the kender hopped aboard the dragon's
back.
Woodrow selected the centaur statue behind the
dragon so that he could keep an eye on his charge. Set-

tling himself on the centaur's lifelike, chocolate-brown-
haired back, the straw-haired young man waited for the
ride to fill up with dwarves so that it could begin.
Standing by the gears, the gnome rubbed his hands
with glee and threw a big lever. The carousel jerked to a
start, and the slightly flat, peppy bell tones of the carou-
sel's music roared from somewhere in the ceiling above
the statues, drowning out all other noise. The animals
bobbed alternately on their poles -- when the dragon
soared upward, the centaur plunged. It seemed that the
gnome had everything under control this time. He
hopped up and down by the gears, clapping his hands
happily.
Tasslehoff was delighted, too. As the dragon rose and
fell, its wings glided upward, then lowered again, as if
the monster were truly flying.
"What fun! I hope this ride never ends," Tas said to
himself fervently. "I'm sure this is how it would feel to
ride a real dragon -- it's too bad there aren't any more on
Krynn."
Just then, Tas felt the dragon statue shift under him
and rock slightly. "The gnome should attach these
statues more firmly," the kender thought. "I'll just men-
tion it to him when I get off."
But to Tasslehoff's surprise, the ride didn't slow down
one bit. Worse still, the shaking and shifting under him
intensified, until it was difficult to stay on the dragon's
back. He wondered if Woodrow was having similar
trouble, so he glanced behind him at the human riding on
the centaur statue. Woodrow's expression was bored,
but turned to concern when he noticed the kender.
"My dragon is coming loose!" Tas called to him.
Tas felt his grip slipping even further. He pressed his
chest to the dragon's back, locked his arms around its
neck, and wrapped his legs around the pole behind him.
Why wouldn't that silly gnome stop the ride? Had he
forgotten where the off switch was again?
Behind him, Woodrow saw the kender's lips moving,

but couldn't understand what he was saying. Woodrow,
too, had had more than enough of the ride. He gestured
at the gnome as the carousel spun past. Wearing a
strange smile, the gnome waved back.
Just then, there was a sharp sound of splintering
wood, and the poles connected to the dragon statue
ahead of Woodrow tore loose. Woodrow opened his
mouth to shout a warning to Tas. Then his blood froze as
he saw the red dragon's head swing around to look at the
kender on its back. The human's jaw dropped when he
saw the dragon flick its tail and flex its wings. The mus-
cles in the monster's back rippled beneath its red scales!
The dragon was alive!
Woodrow shook his head, unsure whether he'd imag-
ined the dragon's movement or really had seen it. When
he looked up again, the centaur he was riding was staring
into his face. "The dragon is getting away with your
friend," it said.

Chapter 14
Phineas awoke the next morning feeling as if he
had dreamt all night, but unable to recall anything spe-
cific. The sky was overcast, and a strong wind blew. Phi-
neas shivered in the cold autumn air and drew the
blanket tighter around his shoulders. Dry leaves rustled
against his face. Reluctantly, he sat up. His face was cov-
ered with grit, his back ached from the cold, damp
ground, and each tooth felt like it was wrapped in its
own wool sweater. All in all, he was in a foul mood.
Scrubbing a finger vainly over his teeth, he looked to
where Trapspringer should have been sleeping and saw
that the kender had already awakened and packed up the
camp. Peering around, Phineas spotted his 'guide' sitting
nearby on the remains of a stone wall. He was kicking his

heels happily while chewing on a stale chunk of thick,
grainy bread.
Hearing Phineas's approach, Trapspringer sang,
"Good morning!"
"That's one opinion," snarled the human, slapping his
arms to warm them up.
"Someone woke on the wrong side of the bed today,"
Trapspringer said glibly, observing the human's dark ex-
pression.
"If I had slept in a bed, I wouldn't be in this mood," was
Phineas's sullen response. "Do you have any more of
that bread?"
Trapspringer broke off a hunk, handed it to the hu-
man, and looked up at the gray sky. "This should be a
great day for exploring the Ruins. Sunny weather brings
out more kender from the city and all sorts of creatures
from underground."
Phineas's open mouth stopped in mid-bite. "Crea-
tures?"
The kender nodded vigorously. "Oh, you know, the
sorts of monsters you find in ruins: lizards, snakes, rats,
bats, beetles, spiders, goblins, giant slugs, norkers,
owlbears, goat-sucker birds..."
"I get the point."
Trapspringer shrugged. "Care for some water?" He ex-
tended the skin to the human.
Phineas swallowed hard. The bread felt like a lump in
his stomach. He took the skin and half emptied it in two
gulps. "Why didn't you tell me about the monsters?" he
asked at last, his voice unnaturally high.
Trapspringer gave him a peculiar look. "What did you
think you'd find in the ruins of a city? The local bakers'
guiid?"
"No! I expected to find empty ruins."
"Oh, this place is lousy with monsters," Trapspringer
said plainly. "Once, out here, I saw an owlbear bite the
head off a pony. And the rider, well..."
Phineas felt the bread coming back up. He concen-

trated on keeping it down and on not hearing the details
of Trapspringer's story.
"... But you're a doctor -- I don't have to tell you what
the inside of a person looks like." The kender blithely
jumped down from the wall and took his pony by the
bridle. "Are you ready? Say, you don't look very well."
Phineas pressed two fingers to the bridge of his nose,
trying to massage away a spreading headache. "The
bread just didn't sit well," he said feebly.
"We can go back to Kendermore anytime you like,"
Trapspringer offered. "I've been here plenty of times --
not much left to discover, really."
"Then why did Damaris come here?" the human
asked.
Trapspringer shrugged. "Why not? It used to be a great
place to find relics, but it's been picked clean for decades.
Now it's just a sort of unofficial rite of passage to survive
the Ruins."
"Survive?"
Trapspringer peered closely at Phineas. "You sure are
the skittish type, aren't you?"
"I hardly think it's being skittish to worry about hav-
ing your head bitten off," Phineas sniffed defensively.
"Oh, that," Trapspringer said, dismissing the incident
with a wave of his hand. "The pony probably asked for
it. So, are we going or staying?"
Phineas dug his knuckles into his eyes and rubbed.
He'd come awfully far to turn back now. With Damaris
gone, Tasslehoff had no reason to return to Kendermore
with the other half of the map. The human felt his tenu-
ous grip on the situation, and the treasure, slip away. He
heard himself say in a hollow voice, "Going."
"That's the spirit." Trapspringer said, clapping Phineas
on the back. "I just hope we don't run into any undead. I
forgot my holy water, and skeletons and ghouls and the
like are so persistent." The kender secured his hoopak to
the saddle, squared his shoulders, and led his pony into
the Ruins.

Phineas took a deep breath and followed, tugging at
his own diminutive mount.
From what Phineas could see, the city that had once
stood here had been extensive. The ruins stretched for
hundreds of yards in both directions, fading gradually
into the surrounding woods and sloughs. The kender
and the human picked their way along the large, loose
cobbles of an old, weed-choked street. Along the wind-
ing street were the crumbling foundations of ancient
buildings and jumbled piles of rectangular, white stones.
Perhaps one out of every ten buildings was nearly intact,
its walls still standing, doors and roofs missing.
Trapspringer, who was standing with his pony a dozen
or so paces ahead at the junction of two streets, stopped
and turned to wait for Phineas. The street they were
crossing was at least three times wider than the one
they'd been following, and stretched off to the right and
left in a gentle, graceful curve.
"This must have been one of the main streets, back
when this place was alive. It circles all the way around
the Ruins," Trapspringer said. "As long as you can find
this road, you can't get lost, because eventually it will
bring you back to where you started. Remember that in
case we get split up somehow.
Trapspringer set off to the right. "In the meantime, you
watch the far side of this road, and I'll watch the near
side."
"What are we looking for, exactly?" asked a confused
Phineas, pumping his legs to keep up with the nimble-
footed kender.
"Signs of Damaris, of course."
"What sorts of signs?"
"You know, signs! Footprints, hoofprints, turned-over
rocks, bits of trash, campfires, whatever. Just keep your
eyes open."
Phineas shrugged. He'd tracked his little sister through
fresh snow once when he was seven years old and almost
lost the trail. He suspected he was not going to be much

help in this search.
They followed the road slowly for some time, finding
nothing but chipmunks and field mice, when Phineas
heard Trapspringer calling his name. He looked over his
shoulder and saw the kender standing several yards
down a side street, motioning to Phineas to follow. The
human led his pony behind Trapspringer as they ap-
proached a large, virtually intact building.
Shortly, they stood among the crumbled columns of a
large portico. "What was this, a temple perhaps?" asked
Phineas, squinting up at the tall stone building. The front
doors were twelve feet high, the side walls at least twenty
feet. Arched windows lined the walls in graceful rows,
and a round window stood out against the top of the
peaked front wall. The roof of slate had survived rentu-
ries of neglect.
"Perhaps. Let's see if Damaris is in here," Trapspringer
suggested. Wasting no time, he took a small lantern from
the limitless pack on the pony, lit it, and strode into the
structure. Phineas followed anxiously, leaving the ponies
behind.
They stood in what must have been a vast, tall ante-
chamber, which looked like it once had a second floor.
Long lengths of pitted stone hung suspended midway be-
tween the ground and the roof. Indirect light from the
gray day filtered through the window holes and lit the
room. Not even a block of stone littered the floor.
"The most intact stones from these ruins are the rage
among builders in Kendermore," explained Trapspringer.
"They come out here in wagons and completely disas-
semble what's left of some of the buildings. I'm surprised
this one's still here." Trapspringer's voice echoed in the
hollow stone room. Swinging the lantern at his side, he
walked to an opening on the far side of the chamber.
The next room was smaller. Less sunlight reached the
ground here, since the windows were smaller, too. Trap-
springer held the lantern over a black square of marble
against the left wall, making the shadows dance. "You

were probably right about this being a temple. I'll bet this
is where the altar was." He started toward the next open-
ing at the far side of the room.
"Can't we just call to her from here?" Phineas sug-
gested, feeling less secure with each step. Cobwebs tick-
led his nose annoyingly.
"Sure, if you want everything in the area to know
we're here, go ahead," was Trapspringer's reply. "But me,
I'm the cautious type," he added as he stepped through
the next door.
A thunderous roar rose up in the next room, accompa-
nied by screeching, Trapspringer hollering, a loud crash,
and then both rooms plunged into darkness. Phineas
froze, unable to see or think. Something struck him in
the chest, then struck him again. Suddenly, he was sur-
rounded by a storm of shrieking, flapping, hairy things.
He squeezed his eyes shut and flailed mindlessly at the
unidentifiable horror that assaulted him from every
direction. "Trapspringer, help me!" he screamed. Phineas
felt something settle on his neck. Terror tightened around
his rib cage, and his breath came in shallow gulps. He
slapped furiously in the darkness at the thing on his neck,
nearly knocking himself senseless.
Suddenly, the attack slackened. He felt fewer and
fewer creatures banging into him. He heard their distant
cries as they found their way through the rooms to the
outside.
"Trapspringer?" Phineas said tentatively. He heard
movement to his right. The human froze.
"Wow," breathed the kender's voice at last. "That was
something, eh? Those bats sure were anxious to leave."
The kender struggled to his feet. "The lantern must have
gone out when they knocked me down and I hit my
head. Are you all right?"
Phineas could feel his cheeks growing warm. He
hoped the kender hadn't heard his foolish cry for help.
"Fine, fine," he said lamely. "Don't worry about me."
Trapspringer fumbled with the lantern. In moments, it

blazed again. The side of Trapspringer's face was
bruised, his graying topknot in disarray as he looked
around the room. "No more doors. Damaris obviously
isn't here."
"Obviously," Phineas repeated. "Let's get out of here."
"I'm sure it's safe now. Don't I feel silly!" He laughed.
"An experienced adventurer like me getting flustered by
a gaggle of bats," he said, walking back through the tem-
ple and out onto the portico.
"Say, do bats come in gaggles?" he asked, turning back
toward Phineas. "Maybe its a brood. A drove? A herd?
Flock? Hmmmm."
Through the rest of the day, Phineas followed the ken-
der into several more ruined buildings. His body ached
with tension, and he expected something to spring on
him at any moment. But nothing did. The worst thing
they saw was a couple of giant centipedes, which seemed
almost as anxious to leave as the human was to see them
go.
A hazy sun burned through the gray at about midday.
Kender and human looped the ponies' reins around the
stump of a column near what once must have been a re-
flecting pool. They collapsed and nibbled a bit of dried
beef Phineas had brought. Finally, Phineas asked a ques-
tion that had been haunting him the whole, fruitless
morning.
"Is it possible that something has happened to Da-
maris? Could she have... disappeared somehow? Had
an accident?"
Trapspringer considered that, lips pursed. "It's possi-
ble. But more likely she got bored already and left. As
you can see, there's not a lot here anymore."
Phineas thought that the constant possibility of a
monster attack ought to be exciting enough for even a
kender. He asked, "Where would she have gone, then?
Are there more ruins near here?"
"No, this is it," Trapspringer responded. "I take that
back," he corrected himself instantly. "There is one more

place she could be near. It's actually part of the Ruins,
but I don't know anyone who's ever actually gotten into
it."
Trapspringer had already jumped up and was leading
them toward a wooded area on the north side of the Ru-
ins. The woods looked like a nearly impenetrable tangle
of trees, brush, brambles, roots, and vines. Phineas
could not see far into the gloom.
"Why would anyone go in there?" he asked Trap-
springer as he followed the kender's lead and tied his po-
ny's reigns to a tree. Trapspringer took his hoopak from
his saddle and started chopping his way through the
green density. Phineas sprang forward to follow.
"I understand that the brush thins out quite a lot once
you get inside," explained Trapspringer unhelpfully.
"What's inside?" asked Phineas, gingerly picking a
thorn-covered branch from his pant leg.
"The tower, of course -- the fifth Tower of High Sor-
cery. It was one of the five original Towers of High Sor-
cery, but it must have been ruined shortly after the
Cataclysm. The tower isn't really the problem. The
problem is that an enchanted grove was planted around
each tower to keep out unwanted visitors. No one I
know of has ever reached as far as the tower."
Phineas stopped dead in his tracks. He turned around
and practically ran back to the ponies. "What are you
doing, leading us into a magical grove? And a Tower of
High Sorcery at its center! Are you crazy?" Just as sud-
denly, he stopped again and gave the kender a skeptical
glare. "I don't see any tower. And I don't see anything
magical about these woods. Besides, how do you know
all this?"
"The grove's effect isn't physical," Trapspringer ex-
plained. "The grove just sort of... makes whatever
you're feeling at the moment seem more intense and hard
to control."
"Gods, that's stupid, Trapspringer! You obviously
think I'm a simpleton!" His eyes narrowed as he con-

fronted the kender. "I know what you're up to, though.
You think you can scare me into running away so you
can find Damaris. Then you'll go back to Kendermore as
the big hero and get the map from your nephew for your-
self!" He poked a finger into Trapspringer's chest. "You're
not dealing with some silly kender, you know." Phineas's
head was throbbing fiercely, and he'd never felt so angry
and frightened at the same time.
Trapspringer's almond-shaped eyes grew wide with
unaccustomed fury. "Silly kender! You smelly, bug-
infested sack of straw! You're nothing but a cowardly,
toadying hobgoblin! And I'll bet it comes from your
mother's side of the family! I never thought any human
could be stupid enough to reproduce with a hobgoblin,
but if there was one, he'd be your father! And he'd still be
smarter than you!" Trapspringer raised his hoopak
threateningly.
Phineas didn't wait to see what the kender intended to
do with his forked weapon. The human spun around,
dropped to his knees, and crawled furiously through the
brush and into the depths of the grove. He had to reach
the tower and find Damaris Metwinger before Trap-
springer!
"Phineas, come back!" Trapspringer called, tears well-
ing in his eyes. "Was it something I said? Whatever it
was, I didn't mean it. I haven't meant anything I've said
for years. Except what I just said. I think." Trapspringer
was terribly confused.
The kender's heart was near to breaking. He wiped the
tears away angrily. Phineas is all alone in the grove, and
it's my fault! he thought. Huge, hiccupping sobs racked
his small frame. He crashed through the tangled growth
of the forest after the human, blinded by his tears.
Branches slapped him, thorns tore at his clothing, his
hoopak thumped behind him, banging against his right
heel. Then, "Whooooffff!" All the air exploded out of the
kender's lungs as he slammed into another living, run-
ning creature.

Trapspringer was thrown backward by the force of the
blow. He landed on a small bush, its stiff branches stab-
bing his back. His eyes were closed as he struggled for a
few ragged gulps of air. But whoever had hit him jumped
on top of him now, swinging and clawing at him like a ti-
ger.
"Phineas?" he gasped, fending off the blows.
Whoever it was pressed him flat to the ground and
slammed its mouth down on his and stayed there, the
kiss becoming more and more insistent. Trapspringer
hoped his assailant wasn't Phineas. The kender cracked
one eye open hesitantly, gripped by the unfamiliar sensa-
tion of fear.
Damaris Metwinger!
Trapspringer's wrinkled old face spread into a de-
lighted grin. He hadn't remembered her being so pretty,
hadn't remembered her much at all. Her waist-long hair
had the color and scent of meadow buttercups. Though
it was tangled and ratty now, she wore her topknot in six
braids woven with colorful bird feathers. Her eyes were
the pale, pale blue of winter ice on a clear day. Phineas's
arms were around her now, and he could feel that her fig-
ure was slim and well-toned; Trapspringer was certain
she'd have no trouble scaling a building with him.
Her heavy wool vest was matted and dirty, with
dozens of twigs and leaves tangled into it. The sleeves of
her cotton blouse were torn, her red leggings were
crusted with dried mud and covered with burrs.
Her only flaw was that her face had not yet developed
the network of fine wrinkles Trapspringer found so at-
tractive in a woman, but she was still young so there was
hope.
"I don't know who you are, but you're not a bad
kisser," she mumbled. Trapspringer thought her voice
sounded like soft, melodious bells. "But you'd be a whole
lot better if you --"
Trapspringer silenced her with a crushing kiss of his
own, as his passions took over his mind.

There was even less conversation after that.
"What was that?" Trapspringer demanded all of a sud-
den. He wrestled Damaris away from his face and tilted
his head to the side. "Don't you hear something?"
"I hear something, all right," she giggled. Damaris
whispered something obscene in Trapspringer's ear.
"Good gods, girl!" Trapspringer breathed in admira-
tion. "You're too much of a handful for my young
nephew!"
Damaris held herself away from Trapspringer and in-
spected his face. 'You're the uncle of that worthless no-
show, Tasslehoff Burrfoot?"
Trapspringer saw the lusty fire in her eyes growing
into an angry blaze. Perhaps he'd made a mistake men-
tioning the name of the kender who'd jilted her.
"Well, sort of," he equivocated. "But we're not close,
really. If you want to know the truth, I don't like him
much, never have! Why, I'd spit on him if he were here
now!" To show his sincerity, the graying kender spat on
the ground in disgust. His hands sought Damaris again.
But his words came too late. Damaris was already well
on her way to boiling over. She thrust his hands away.
"Spitting wouldn't be enough for the likes of him.
Why, if he were here, the first thing I'd do is stake him
out on the ground. Then I'd pluck out his eyelashes and
nails, and then I'd slice off his fingers one at a time so he'd
never be able to pick a lock again!" Her voice was rising
hysterically. Trapspringer scuttled backward like a crab.
"Hmmm, yes, well that should show him you're up-
set," Trapspringer said weakly, not wanting to excite her
further. He wanted only to resume their previous activ-
ity.
Damaris was on her haunches, rubbing her hands in
glee, her eyes glowing with hatred. She smiled at him
maniacally. "That's just the beginning!" She quickly went
on to outline the order in which she would remove Tas-
slehoff's major organs. "Then I'd stuff his nose and
mouth with cloth and watch him blow up!"

"Be sure to leave his lungs in for the finale," Trap-
springer pointed out helpfully. He jerked his head to the
side once more. "There it is again!"
At that moment a huge, loping form crashed through
the brush. It might have looked vaguely human if not for
a sloping forehead that led to a pointy brow and greasy,
slicked-back, dark hair. It had unusually long arms, no
chin, and horned feet. That, and it was nearly ten feet
tall. Damaris stared in amazement. But Trapspringer
wasn't amazed at all; he recognized an ogre when he saw
one.
"Too much noise!" it howled. Snatching up a startled
kender under each arm, it advanced a dozen yards
through the brush. Suddenly, Trapspringer saw a gaping
hole in the ground with steps cut into the side. The open-
ing had to be at least six feet across. Certainly big enough
for...
The ogre, without pausing, leaped into the emptiness.
The walls rushed past as they plunged down the twenty-
foot pit and slammed into the packed dirt at its bottom.
The ogre landed on his feet, the kender still safely tucked
under his arms. Twisting around, Trapspringer was able
to see that the ogre was charging down a tunnel. Damaris
was squirming and punching, while Trapspringer was
enjoying the bumpy ride.
The damp, musty-smelling passage poured out into a
round, cluttered room, old but apparently still sound. A
stairway zigzagged upward on one side of the room.
With a grunt, the ogre dropped his burdens to the floor.
Dazed by the wild ride and by the fading effect of the
grove's enchantment, the two kender sat on the uneven,
sandy floor, recovering their wits. In the flickering torch-
light, Trapspringer saw a crude table consisting of a large
board laid over two equally large boulders. Sitting on
the table -- or tied to it, actually -- was Phineas Curick.
The human's head slumped onto his chest. The little halo
of hair that nature had left him at the base of his skull
stuck out wildly now. There were scratches on his face

and hands, but otherwise the human looked unscathed.
"What have you done to him!" Trapspringer asked, in-
clining his head toward Phineas.
The ogre drew back as if insulted. "Aw, I barely nicked
him. He was flailing about so much that I had to tie him
down to keep him from hurting himself." He poked the
human, and Phineas groaned. "He'll be OK."
"Wait a minute! How come you can speak the Com-
mon tongue?" Damaris demanded.
The ogre rolled its big, baggy eyes. "I should know by
now not to expect simple courtesy from kender." He
heaved a deep sigh, blowing a puff of foul air through the
gaps between his teeth, and shook his head sadly. "Let's
start at the beginning, shall we? My name is Vinsint.
Who might you be?"
Damaris and Trapspringer looked at each other in dis-
belief. A polite, articulate ogre? This was very interest-
ing indeed.
Trapspringer's hand disappeared in the ogre's meaty
palm. "Trapspringer Furrfoot, at your service," he said
politely. He gestured toward the other kender. "And this
is Damaris Metwinger."
The ogre took her tiny hand. "Charmed, I'm sure," he
said and giggled, sounding like someone choking on a
fish bone. "Get it? 'Charmed'? You just came from the en-
chanted grove!" His mirth turned to frustration. "Never
mind. That one always passes right over kender."
Vinsint moved away and busied himself among some
crates. "Will smoked fish, baby carrots, and bread pud-
ding be acceptable for dinner?" he asked over his shoul-
der. "Oops, sorry, I'm out of bread pudding. How about
fresh, roasted apples instead?"
Trapspringer's mouth watered, but he was a bit wor-
ried about Phineas.
"While that sounds delicious, Vinsint," the gray-haired
kender said, "my friends and I really must be going."
Trapspringer stood, taking Damaris's hand, and headed
for Phineas's unconscious form on the table. "Thank you

very much for rescuing us from the grove. We'll be sure
to tell all our friends about it."
"Sit down!" the ogre roared, poking Trapspringer in
the chest and knocking him to the ground. Damaris tum-
bled down next to him.
Trapspringer's eyebrows shot up in surprise. This
wasn't going to be as easy as he'd thought.
"You're going to stay here and keep me company until
I say otherwise!" Vinsint thundered, standing above
them with his legs spread wide, his massive, muscled
arms crossed.
Phineas stirred on the table, choosing that unfortunate
moment to awaken. Expecting that there would be a
scene, Trapspringer almost wished he had something
heavy he could use to put Phineas back to sleep. As it
turned out, he did not need it anyway.
Phineas moaned, squirmed and twisted until he was
sitting upright on the table, and opened his eyes. He
looked at his own bound hands and feet, at Trapspringer
and Damaris, and then squarely at Vinsint, standing to
his full height with his arms folded and the veins in his
neck bulging. Phineas opened his mouth as if to speak,
then closed it again as if he had thought better of it.
Without making a sound, Phineas's eyes rolled back in
his head and he collapsed back onto his side in a dead
faint.

Chapter 15
Woodrow watched the animated dragon stretch
its wings below the kender. "That thing will take Mr.
Burrfoot over my dead body," he announced uncon-
sciously. He wished he'd chosen other words as he
sprang forward, the centaur obligingly ducking its
head. The straw-haired man flailed desperately at the
dragon's swishing tail. Rough scales and pointy horns
slashed and scraped at his exposed flesh but he held on,
thinking only that if he lost the kender, Miss Hornslager
would be furious.
The dragon seemed to grow larger as it flapped its
mighty wings and rose higher. Moments later, when
Woodrow came to his senses, it was far too late to think
about jumping off. He clung with all his might to the

thrashing, flicking, mighty tail.
Tasslehoff, meanwhile, had already overcome his ini-
tial shock and was sitting upright in the saddle. He hap-
pily bounced and kicked with his heels as the dragon
climbed into the morning sun. Suddenly, the creature
lurched and the wings stopped flapping. Its climb leveled
out and the beast nosed to the left and began to dive furi-
ously back toward the carnival. Tasslehoff squealed and
Woodrow shrieked as the wind screamed past their ears.
Tas's long hair whipped into Woodrow's face, and proba-
bly would have obscured his vision if Woodrow's eyes
had been open. If anything, Woodrow's eyes were shut
tighter than his grip on the dragon's tail.
Faster and faster they dove, straight down toward the
carousel. Dwarves scattered in every direction as the ter-
rifying beast plummeted toward them. At the last mo-
ment, the dragon pulled out of its dive and raced across
the green, raising a cloud of leaves and dust in its wake.
Tasslehoff had spotted the tiny gnome dancing a jig
near his controls. "I guess it's working the way it's sup-
posed to," he hollered to no one in particular. Mere
inches from the ground, the dragon expanded its wings
and pulled up into a nearly vertical climb. Tasslehoff
threw his arms around the saddle to keep from falling off
backward.
The piercing scream from behind alerted Tas that he
was not alone on the wild ride. Twisting in the saddle, he
saw Woodrow, white as an elven shroud, wrapped
around the dragon's tail. Directly behind Woodrow was
the ground, receding at an alarming rate, and Gisella,
shaking a finger at the gnome. "Woodrow! What are you
doing here?" bellowed Tas. "Hey, Gisella looks much
smaller from way up here! Isn't this great!"
But Woodrow knew that if he opened his mouth he
would scream. So he just shook his head furiously, until
he felt himself rolling over on his back. Too frightened to
keep his eyes closed, he opened one to find out what was
happening. He saw the dragon's back, Mr. Burrfoot --

who had apparently gone quite insane from terror -- and
the sky, which rolled past from top to bottom. Then the
sky gave way to ground, but the ground seemed to be
coming from above. If I don't scream, I am going to
vomit, thought Woodrow, and I don't have any idea
which way it will fall. He opened his mouth, but all that
came out was a hoarse, croaking sound.
"What did you say?" shouted Tas. As the kender
leaned back in the saddle, the dragon finished its roll and
once again dived straight down toward the ground.
"C'mon Woodrow, loosen up." shouted Tas, tugging at
the human's shirt. The dragon leveled out, eight feet off
the ground, and shot down a narrow street with build-
ings crowding in on both sides. It turned a corner, side-
swiped a row of flowerpots right off a balcony with the
tip of its wing, and then rose just enough to swoop across
the rooftops and slalom between chimneys.
"This is better than going over a waterfall," shrieked
Tas. "What a ride! That gnome is a genius! Here we go
again!"
The dragon climbed steadily, its wings beating rhyth-
mically. Long after Tas expected it to swoop or roll again,
it continued climbing. Tas looked back over his shoulder
and let out a long whistle. "We sure have covered a lot of
ground. I can barely see Rosloviggen anymore."
"Where are we?" Those words were the first Woodrow
had spoken since leaping onto the dragon's tail several
lifetimes ago.
"I'm not sure, but we're way above it," Tas said mat ter-
of-factly. As if that was its signal, the dragon banked
steeply and circled to the right, spiraling down toward
the mountains. Moments later, Tas could make out the
silhouette of a tower against the white snow back-
ground. Then he spotted another tower, jutting out from
the face of a cliff, then three more structures: another
tower, a square keep, and what appeared to be the front
half of a castle, built into the side of the cliff.
The dragon skidded to a stop on top of the second

tower. Tas looked back to check on Woodrow, who
raised his head and looked at the kender with swollen
eyes, as if he had just woken up. Both of them blinked at
their surroundings.
The top of the tower, where the dragon had landed,
was flat and surrounded by a raised wall about two feet
high. The tower itself was cylindrical. Rising behind the
tower, however, was a sheer cliff that topped out at least
sixty feet above Tas.
"I think it brought us here on purpose," said Tas.
"What makes you say that, Mr. Burrfoot?" Woodrow
asked weakly.
Tas knocked his fist against the dragon. "Because our
mount is plain, old wood again. I wonder where we are."
The kender swung his left leg over the front of the saddle
and slid down onto the dragon's wing, then jumped from
there to the stone floor. Woodrow followed, clutching
his stomach and leaning against the dragon for support.
"Who'shere?" sounded a hasty, nasal voice from the
far side of the dragon. "Doesmybrotherknowyou've-
beenridinghisdragon?"
Tasslehoff peered around the front of the dragon. He
saw a gnome, dressed in baggy, green pants, a dirty, yel-
low shirt, a blue apron, and an orange hat. A pair of
spectacles balanced on the tip of his nose. The pockets of
his apron were stuffed full of carpentry and stonecutting
tools. He stood near an open trap door, peering over his
spectacles at the dragon.
"Comeon, comeon, thedragonnevercomesbackby-
itself. Youmightaswellshowyourself."
Tas watched from behind the dragon, fascinated. He
knew that kender were distantly related to gnomes, and
he could see a little of it in this one's slender hands.
"You really should speak more slowly, particularly if
you're going to be that bossy," said Tasslehoff, stepping
around into the gnome's view, followed by Woodrow.
"Oh ho!" chortled the gnome. "We seem to have an air-
sick human and a short, wrinkly, humanoid thing.

Hmmm, wrinkles, topknot, rude, lots of pouches and
pockets, short; must be either a kender or a meerkimo.
No, meerkimos have been extinct since before the Cata-
clysm. Must be a kender. We've been looking for one of
those for decades -- not many of them around here. You
might as well come in; no sense standing around up here
exposed to damaging sunlight."
"Tasslehoff Burrfoot," said the kender politely, extend-
ing his hand. "And you are -- ?" The gnome took his
hand, peered at it intently, found it empty, and dropped
it without interest. Turning, the gnome clomped back
down the staircase and out of sight.
Tas and Woodrow stood for a moment, trying to di-
gest what was happening to them. The gnome's face re-
appeared above the stairs briefly. "Come on, I said.
There's no other way down except the quick way," he
noted, looking over the side of the tower. "And very few
specimens of any sort choose that." He disappeared
again.
Woodrow cleared his throat, then spoke to Tasslehoff
in a low tone. "I don't have a good feeling about this, Mr.
Burrfoot."
The gnome reappeared again, this time dangling an
apple on a stick toward them. "I've got foooooood," he
chanted, waving the stick from side to side. "Red, juicy
aaaaaaaapples. Caaaarrots. Raaaabbits. Dishes of
buuuuugs. Whatever you kender eat, we've got it. Just
follow me."
"Apples?" Tas was not actually hungry, but he was al-
ways ready to eat. "I love apples. I could use something
to eat, come to think of it." Tasslehoff headed toward the
door.
Woodrow took the kender's arm and swung him
around. "This sounds very bad to me, Mr. Burrfoot," he
whispered. "What kind of place serves bugs?"
"Well, it's not the Inn of the Last Home," Tas conceded;
he liked the gnome. But, noting Woodrow's concern, he
forced himself to be serious. "There's only one way to

find out where we are." He stepped through the door be-
fore the human could protest further.
Abruptly, they were in a very narrow, dark stairway
that leveled out into a long stone corridor. Ahead, wav-
ing them on impatiently, was the gnome.
"Come on, come on! I have things to do, too, you
know." He pushed up his spectacles distractedly.
Tasslehoff skipped ahead to his side. "Where are we
goings And who are you, if you don't mind me asking
again?"
"Well, I do. Didn't my brother tell you anything?" the
gnome growled. "He's always leaving that to me. Well, I
just won't do it this time. You'll have to wait until he gets
here," he said petulantly.
"I sure hope he'll be here soon," Woodrow said ear-
nestly, "because we really must be getting back to
Rosloviggen. Miss Hornslager must be very angry with
us for leaving." He followed the gnome and the kender
around a corner into a cavernous room.
"Wow!" Tas gasped. "What is this place? It looks like
the museum in Palanthas."
Every inch of the large room, except for its narrow
aisles, was covered with long, horizontal, glass display
cases set up on high, thin legs. Row upon row of dead in-
sects lay on white velvet cushions inside the cases. There
were five cases filled with nothing but blue butterflies,
each one slightly different, each with its name neatly
penned on a card next to it. Then there were whole cases
of red butterflies and white butterflies, then another case
of red and white ones. Every color in the rainbow was
represented.
There were two cases with black ants.
Two more for red ants.
One for dragonflies.
Ten for wasps.
And on and on.
"Do you collect insects?" asked Tas, running from case
to case, pressing his nose to each.

"What makes you ask that?" the gnome said sarcasti-
cally, rolling his eyes. Using his sleeve, he rubbed nose
prints from the cases after Tasslehoff had passed.
Tas opened his mouth to respond when Woodrow
leaned into him and whispered, "I think he was joking,
Mr. Burrfoot."
Tasslehoff's brows knit in confusion. Oh, a joke!
Gnomes sure are funny, he thought.
The gnome hustled them through an archway with a
letter "C" above it at the far end of the room, and into an
even larger room with a ceiling at least three stories high.
The display cases here were much taller and held one
stuffed creature each.
"These are all dinosaurs," Tasslehoff said, breathless
with awe. "I never realized they were so big." He threw
his head back to run his gaze the full length of the largest
dinosaur, its incredibly long, muscular neck fully ex-
tended. He took note of the plaque at its feet: 'Apatosau-
rus.' Next to it was the number 220.
"You collect dinosaurs, too? What does that number
mean?" Tas asked.
"Of course we collect dinosaurs," the gnome said in ex-
asperation. "We collect everything. The number means
that it, uh, came into the collection in the year two hun-
dred twenty."
"But that was more than one hundred twenty years
ago!" Tas gasped. "You can't be that old."
The gnome beamed. "Why, thank you for saying so!"
He lifted his orange hat and slicked his hair back with his
hand. "I'm not." Suddenly his eyes narrowed. "You're
trying to get answers out of me, and I told you you'd
have to wait for my brother."
"You could at least tell us who you are and why that
dragon came to life and what this place is," Woodrow de-
manded, his voice shaking.
In reply, the gnome clamped his lips shut and herded
Tas and Woodrow into a small, torch-lit laboratory off
the dinosaur display room.

Water dripped down the cold, stone walls in the circu-
lar room. From floor to ceiling on the walls were shelves.
The shelves were packed with empty glass jars, and
seemed to be organized by color more than shape or
function. Tall, thin, red ones were perched next to short,
squatty bowls, which ranged in size from one inch in di-
ameter to two feet. Every color imaginable was present.
In the center of the laboratory was a tall alchemist's ta-
ble cluttered with more colorful jars, though these were
filled with little creatures of one sort or another sus-
pended in liquid. White wisps of smoke bubbled from
the tops of two beakers. The room had a faintly unpleas-
ant, medicinal smell.
Woodrow looked around aprehensively, feeling a
shiver tickle his spine. "On second thought," he said
hoarsely, "we don't really have any questions we need
answered. If you'd just be kind enough to show us the
door, we'll be on our way back to Rosloviggen and won't
trouble you any further." Latching onto Tasslehoff's arm,
the human began backing toward the door.
"Good!" someone exclaimed from the doorway be-
hind them. Tasslehoff and Woodrow jumped straight up
and spun around as one. "Youmadeitsafely. Whatarelief."
The gnome from the carousel stumbled in, looking ex-
hausted. Removing a pair of tight, black leather gloves
one finger at a time, he collapsed into a chair next to the
door. "Whataday!" he wheezed, his speech slowing as he
relaxed. The gnome pulled a pair of goggles from his eyes
and let them snap down around his neck. "How are we
going to get the carousel back, Ligg? I forgot. It wasn't
working right anyway, then that teleport ring misfired
and I ended up in --"
"Whatdoyoumean?" the bigger gnome with the baggy,
green pants demanded, his voice reaching proper gnome
velocity in his agitation. "Itwasworkingjustfine! You-
weren'tfiddlingwiththemusicagain, wereyou? Well?"
His brother looked sheepish.
"You did!" the second gnome clutched his head and

spun around in anguish. "Oooh, that makes me so mad!
Which one did you bash through the ceiling this time,
Bozdilcrankinthwakidorious?" His face fell as a thought
struck him. "Not the kobold?"
His brother looked even more sheepish.
"He was my favorite!" the second gnome cried. "That's
it! From now on I, Oliggantualixwedelian, will get the
specimens!"
"Are those your names?" interrupted Tas.
"And what's wrong with them? They're very common
first names," Bozdil said defensively, toying with his gog-
gles.
"But they're so long," Tas complained.
"Bozdil and Ligg?" the one named Ligg said, puzzled.
Woodrow's mind was locked onto one terrible word.
"Specimens?" he squeaked, repeating Ligg.
The others turned to him, and three sets of eyebrows
arched in surprise.
"What do you mean, 'specimens'? "
Ligg gave Bozdil a perturbed look. "I've been waiting
for you to get back to explain things to them. I think I'll
go build another display room or something." He turned
to the kender and the human. "Nice knowing you."
Bozdil reached out a hand without looking and caught
Ligg's collar as he tried to leave. "You'll forgive my
brother, but this part is always so difficult," he began
with an apologetic smile to Tas and Woodrow. "I know,
we'll show you! I find visual aids so helpful, don't you?"
he asked pleasantly.
"Actually," Woodrow said, looking around the room
frantically, "we would find the front door most helpful
right now. I don't know why you've brought us here,
and I'm not sure I want to know. Live and let live, I al-
ways say." He tried to shield Tasslehoff.
"It's my job to keep Mr. Burrfoot safe. No offense, Mr.
Bozdil, Mr. Ligg, but this is all very strange -- and unac-
ceptable. It would be a good idea if you allowed us to
leave right now, before we have to hurt you." Flexing his

muscles, Woodrow wished his voice had not cracked as
he spoke.
'Yeah, you've got a lot of explaining to do!" Tasslehoff
cried, leaping around the human in his excitement. "Like
... like how you made that dragon fly -- did I tell you
how much fun that was -- better than --" Woodrow
jabbed Tasslehoff in the ribs. "Clunk 'em, Woodrow!"
Ligg gave Woodrow a severe look. "There's no need
for any clunking around here. Let's at least be civilized
about this."
"Ohdearohdearohdear," muttered Bozdil nervously.
"We're handling this all wrong! Just come with us, and
you'll understand everything."
"I'd like to understand something!" the kender said,
shaking his head. "Come on, Woodrow, they're not go-
ing to let us leave until we look at whatever it is they
want us to see. As long as we're here, what's the harm of
taking a little peek?
Woodrow pursed his lips. "OK," he said at last. "But
we're leaving right afterward." What choice did he have,
really?
The gnome brothers looked at each other, giggled con-
spiratorially, then grew serious.
"Now, is it under 'K' for kender, or 'D' for demihu-
mans?" Ligg asked Bozdil.
"No, I think it's under 'T' for 'things with thirty-two
ribs,' or perhaps 'B' for 'upright bipeds'. "
"Wouldn't that be 'U'?"
"Oh, you're right, you're right," muttered Bozdil. He
scratched his balding head. "Let's look it up." Moving a
lit candle closer, he pulled a big, cobweb-covered tome
from a shelf, sending dust flying. He coughed, and Ligg
patted him on the back. Chewing his lip, Bozdil flipped
the book open and ticked his index finger down the table
of contents until he found what he was looking for. "Ah
ha!" He licked his thumb and flipped to the appropriate
page. " 'K' for kender!" He let the book thump shut.
"No, that's where it used to be," Ligg said wearily.

"Don't you remember? We reorganized everything ten
years ago, so we could keep track of inventory better?
After I built the third tower...?" he continued, trying
to jog his brother's memory.
'Yes!" Bozdil said. "Now I remember! We put it in Dis-
play Room Twelve."
"So is it 'D' or 'U' or 'B' or what?" Tas nearly exploded.
Ligg looked at the kender as if he were a bug. "Why
would it be any of those?"
"But you said -- oh, never mind!"
Bozdil led the way and Ligg brought up the rear
through at least twelve rooms filled with display cases of
all sizes. Tasslehoff stopped in a room that contained
aquatic specimens displayed floating in liquid-filled jars.
He paused before the jar containing an Eye of the Deep.
The evil creature's large central eye in its round, blobbish
body and its two small eye stalks looked so deadly, float-
ing like that in its natural environment, that it brought a
shudder even to the fearless kender.
Woodrow lingered by a display of stuffed and
mounted hunting birds. The hawks reminded him of his
training as a squire, and he stood in front of the rows of
unblinking owls and falcons, remembering his time at his
Uncle Gordon's home.
Tas and the gnomes didn't miss him as they stopped in
a room whose glass cases varied in size, shape, and color.
They walked slowly past stuffed creatures with plaques
proclaiming their species: dryad, gully dwarf, wood
sprite, mountain dwarf, and elf.
Bozdil stopped before an empty display case with a
plaque at its base that read "kender." He smiled ruefully
and said, "Now do you see why it's so difficult?"
"I see an empty kender case," Tas said stupidly.
"Not for long," Ligg sang.
Tasslehoff still looked puzzled.
"Don't make me say it!" Bozdil cried in anguish. "It's
nothing personal, mind you," he continued quickly, not-

ing Tasslehoff's growing awareness. "But it's our Life
Quest. One of everything on Krynn, so generations from
now our descendants will know what a kender looked
like, just for instance.
"Oh, don't look so revolted!" he continued, noting the
expression on Tas's face. "You think we like doing this?
This isn't what I would have chosen as a Life Quest! How
about you, Ligg?"
Insulted, his brother snorted, "Certainly not! I'd al-
most rather count the number of raisins in muffins, like
Cousin Gleekfub, for the rest of my life's Hmmphh!" He
lifted his nose imperiously.
Bozdil peered at the captives accusingly. "You have no
idea how difficult this job is. Take trolls, for instance.
What do you do with a troll? It can only be killed by
burning or immersing in acid --," he snickered without
humor "-- and you can well imagine what that does to
their appearance." Bozdil's hands raised in a gesture of
helplessness. "And if we kill one, we certainly can't dis-
play it. So how can we get a proper-looking troll for dis-
play without killing it?" He frowned. "I still haven't
figured out a solution to that one. Have you been think-
ing about it, Ligg, like you said you would?" Bozdil
cocked one eyebrow at his brother.
"Troglodytes!" Ligg barked suddenly.
"I beg your pardon?" said Tasslehoff, startled.
"Troglodytes!" Ligg repeated. "They can change color
at will, you know. If the one we select decides to make it-
self green at the last moment and we've selected a nice
green jar, we'd have to change it." He grew very serious.
"Selection of water and jar color is very tricky, and can
change at the last minute."
"Details, alwaysdetails!" Bozdil had worked himself
into a real frenzy on the subject. His face was beet red,
and he was hopping about in his ill-fitting shoes. "New
breeds, half-breeds -- it's impossible to keep up! But we
have to try."
"You mean you're going to pickle me?" Tasslehoff ex-

claimed, sucking in his breath.
"Oh, heavens no," Bozdil kindly reassured him.
Tasslehoff exhaled.
"We always stuff the mammals. Now, I'll need your
full name and date of birth for our records." He watched
disbelief grow in the kender's face. "I told you," Bozdil
said slowly to Tas, as if speaking to a child, "it's nothing
personal -- you seem pleasant enough. But it's what we
do."
"Well, I'm taking it personally." Woodrow squeaked
hysterically from the doorway, his face pale, his eyes
wide.
Bozdil peered darkly at the straw-haired man. "I didn't
even want you -- we already have a human male speci-
men. You just sort of latched yourself onto my dragon
and barged your way in uninvited."
Woodrow didn't know how to react to that statement.
That there wasn't an empty display case bearing a plaque
with his race on it was only marginally good news. He
knew he had to do something. He could think of only
one thing to do.
"Run for it, Mr. Burrfoot!" the human screamed, grab-
bing the kender and yanking him out of the room, into a
hallway. Stunned, Tasslehoff stumbled over his hoopak,
recovered, and then landed on his feet. Woodrow ran
down hall after hall, the kender in tow. Then, he came to
a door, twisted the knob, and flung the heavy wooden
door open. For a moment, he saw sunlight, then he heard
the most awful roaring. Into the doorway shot the open,
drooling maw of an enormous mountain lion.
Woodrow slammed the door shut and leaped away
from it, panting, waiting for either the gnomes to reap-
pear or the mountain lion to shred the door while he
thought.
"What are we running for?" Tasslehoff asked, never
one to flee a fight. "I've got my hoopak -- well send that
lion packing!" Tasslehoff reached for the doorknob.
Woodrow's hand stayed him. "I have nothing to help

you but a tiny dagger i A lion would tear us apart and eat
us for dinner, hoopak or no hoopak! No offense," he
panted.
"I'm not afraid," Tasslehoff said, jutting out his chest
proudly.
"That's good, because I'm frightened enough for both
of us," Woodrow said seriously. "What I can't figure out
is where Bozdil and Ligg are."
"They're probably tired from running and haven't
found us yet," Tasslehoff suggested.
"Good guess." Woodrow pulled the kender after him.
Woodrow and Tas tried five other doors and were met
by a crocodile pit, a huge ape with fangs like daggers,
something that looked like a walking lump of garbage, a
five-foot-long scorpion -- Tas wanted to stop for a good
look at that oddity but Woodrow forbade it -- and a
room so filled with spiderwebs that Woodrow did not
even want to know what was living there. They saw no
sign of Ligg and Bozdil.
At last, they entered a large, one-story chamber that
was empty except for huge, regularly spaced support pil-
lars. It appeared to be an unused display chamber.
"There's no way out through here," Tas warned. But
the door had already slammed shut, practically in their
faces. Kender and human rocked back on their heels and
both felt a sense of dread.
"We're sorry you made us do this." Bozdil's whiny
voice filtered through a small grate in the large, wooden
door. "We would rather you had been a little more civi-
lized about all this. You could have remained free to wan-
der about the place and dine with us this evening. We
certainly would have given you a nicer room, too. I
would have liked that -- we don't get too many visitors
who can talk, you realize."
"But you've ruined it by being selfish," finished Ligg in
an accusing, nasal tone. "We can't be blamed." Tas could
see Ligg's shoulders through the grate, shrugging. "Now
we have things to prepare." With that, they disappeared.

"I've got to say, Woodrow, that this sure makes getting
married look attractive," Tas sighed, sliding down the
wall into a heap.
Woodrow parted his limp, sweat-soaked hair from his
eyes and collapsed next to Tasslehoff on the floor. "You
could say that again, Mr. Burrfoot." He was quickly
asleep.
For once, the kender seemed to know a joke when he
heard one. Tired beyond caring, he extinguished the
spark in his brain, like a flame snuffed out by wet fin-
gers.
Suddenly, Tas heard something.
What was that noise?
Something was whimpering behind the pillars. Tassle-
hoff crept past Woodrow's sleeping form and tiptoed
from pillar to pillar, peering carefully around each. Near
the back of the dark room, he leaned around a pillar and
gasped.
Lying in the shadows in a disconsolate heap was a
large -- enormous, actually -- hairy elephantlike crea-
ture! It lay on its side, thumping its trunk in an unhappy
rhythm, while tears coursed down its thick, gray coat,
settling in a puddle by its fierce-looking tusks. Suddenly
it raised its head and peered at Tasslehoff around the pil-
lar.
"I'm sorry, I didn't know anyone was in here," it said in
a high-pitched, sing-song voice.
"You can talk!" gasped Tas, stepping from behind the
pillar.
"Of course I can. Don't all woolly mammoths talk?"
Tasslehoff blinked, taken aback. "I -- I'm not sure. I've
never met one before. Still, I'm fairly certain they don't
talk, as a general rule."
A sigh like a trumpet blast erupted from the mam-
moth's trunk. "I've never met one either." The creature's
head dropped back to the stone floor, and a big tear
squeezed out of one large, pink-rimmed, gray eye.
The tender-hearted kender knelt by the animal's mas-

sive shoulder and patted it comfortingly. "What's
wrong?" he asked. "Don't cry, you'll flood the place and
we'll all drown!" he giggled.
Another large tear plopped onto the ground. "What
does it matter if we drown? The gnomes'll kill us eventu-
ally anyway," the mammoth moaned.
Tas was beginning to understand. He patted the crea-
ture again. "Don't worry, well find some way out of
here," he said hopefully. "Then Woodrow and I will take
you with us."
The mammoth's eyes opened wider. "You would do
that?" he said shrilly, then slumped back down unhap-
pily. "It wouldn't matter if you did think of a way out.
I'm too big to get through the doors. This is the only
room left in the whole place that's big enough to hold
me."
"Then how did they get you in here?" Tas inquired,
looking from the enormous mammoth back toward the
tiny doorway.
The mammoth raised itself half-heartedly up onto one
knee-joint, and the floor shook. "I was brought here
when I was very little," he said simply, his voice weary.
"How long ago was that?"
"Bozdil and Ligg tell me it was more than fifteen years
ago."
"They've kept you locked up in here for fifteen years?"
Tasslehoff was incredulous.
The mammoth's eyes clouded with concern. "Oh, it's
not their fault," he said unexpectedly. Seeing Tas's confu-
sion, he said, "Let me start from the beginning...."
Tas made no effort to interrupt.
"Bozdil found me on one of his specimen expeditions
fifteen years ago. I was just a pup at the time, wandering
around in the hills south of Zeriak, or so he says, with no
sign of my mother. He brought me back here, and he and
Ligg thought I was too small to be their woolly mam-
moth specimen. So they just decided to let me grow up."
The mammoth let out another buglelike sigh. Tas took a

handkerchief from his pocket and held it to the end of the
creature's trunk.
"Thank you," it sniffed. "Anyway, they fed me and
played with me -- so I wouldn't become too flabby to be a
good specimen, they said. And I learned to speak. They
treated me like the family pet!" Another shattering snort
of anguish ripped through the room.
The noise jolted Woodrow awake. Moments later, his
white head poked tentatively around the pillar. "Mr.
Burrfoot?"
"Woodrow, meet -- ?" Tas looked at the mammoth
blankly.
"The gnomes call me Winnie," it said. "Even I can't
pronounce the full name they gave me."
Tasslehoff patted one of Winnie's flat-bottomed feet in
a modified handshake. "Tasslehoff Burrfoot."
"Woodrow," the human said dubiously, eyeing the
mammoth.
"Glad to meet you," replied the long-haired mammoth
courteously.
"Woodrow, we've got to think of a way to help Winnie
escape! Bozdil and Ligg mean to kill him!" the kender
said earnestly.
"That seems to be their overall plan, all right," said the
human. "Us included." He began pacing, his hands
clasped behind his back.
"I know! Let's jump them when they come back with
our dinner, and clunk their heads together!" Tas sug-
gested.
Winnie perked up at that, and his eyes opened wide in
fear. "Oh, I couldn't let you do that to Bozdil and Ligg.
They're all the family I have!"
Tas's lips pursed in irritation. "Well, they're ready to
pack you full of cotton!"
Winnie's large head shook slowly from side to side.
"That's just the problem. They haven't been able to bring
themselves to do it! I can't get out; they can't kill me. But
they still need a woolly mammoth specimen! They ha-

ven't spent much time with me lately, so I think the end is
near. Oh, it's all so hopeless!" Winnie pressed his trunk
to the ground and wailed and wailed, until every cloth
Tasslehoff had was soaked with mammoth tears.
This has to be much worse than getting married, Tas
thought unhappily. "We'll do something, Winnie, don't
worry."
The kender only wished he knew what that something
might be.

Cpapter 16
"You don't actually expect me to believe this is
real silk," Gisella scoffed, casually tossing a robin's-
egg-blue bolt of cloth to the side, boredom on her
rouged face.
"But of course it's silk," the hairy old dwarf said. He
hefted the bolt and lovingly held a corner of cloth in
his hand. "Look at how few imperfections are present,"
he said, flicking a small, thick, raised nub in the fab-
ric. "You don't usually find such perfection in cotton
weaving."
Gisella knew he was right. Cotton was coarser and
often contained many more thread imperfections,
which professionals called slubs. She wanted that
fabric -- badly. The airy, genuine silk would feel like

butter against her fair skin, and its rich hue would
complement her fiery hair. In her mind's eye she saw
herself in a clingy gown of blue-green, not to mention
that she could sell the remaining fabric at a substantial
profit. The vision made her smile like a cat in the sun.
But she didn't want to pay what the merchant was ask-
ing.
She had gulled this old, buck-toothed dwarf, but she
feared he was reaching the limit of his patience and his
greed.
She wanted that fabric.
"OK, three steel, but not a copper more," she ex-
haled.
"Three and a half," he intoned, wagging his head.
"Sold!" Gisella hugged the fabric to her chest. It was
not the best deal she had ever made, but the fabric was
worth the cost. Now all she had to do was get him to
extend her some credit until she could bargain her way
into some cash. She was wetting her lips for the per-
formance, when she heard shrieks.
Woodrow and Burrfoot! She suddenly remembered
them and spun around. They weren't in the booth. She
heard the shriek again and she looked over at the thing
the baron had called a carousel. Dwarves were fleeing
like trolls on fire, jumping from the carousel and run-
ning for their lives. There was an empty slot in the car-
ousel, as if one of the creatures had been ripped from
its place. Hearing more shrieks of terror, she noticed
that more and more people were looking up, so Gisella
raised her eyes.
The beloved fabric slid from her fingers to the dusty
ground. Gisella could scarcely comprehend what she
saw.
Tasslehoff Burrfoot was soaring and diving over the
city on the back of a red, winged creature that looked
vaguely like a dragon from legend, except for the pole
intersecting its body. A human -- her human, she
realized -- clung to the creature's thrashing tail, snap-

ping like a weight on a kite's streamer.
"Tasslehoff Burrfoot, I demand that you return here
at once!" the flame-haired dwarf screamed, running
over to stand by the carousel. She shook her fist at the
sky. "You, too, Woodrow! You were supposed to
watch him! You're fired!"
Where on Krynn had the red creature come from?
"Ohdearohdearohdear," a voice moaned nearby.
"Whereisthatring?"
Gisella looked down and saw a bald gnome in baggy
pants and a long, white jacket, with goggles strung
around his neck on a cord. The gnome's hands were
covered by black leather gloves, and he was franti-
cally rummaging through the pockets on the inside of
the coat and turning them inside-out.
"Are you the gnome who owns this contraption?"
she demanded. Without waiting for a response, she
continued, "What on Krynn happened here?" She
snatched him. "I'm holding you responsible. Where is
that thing going with my friends?"
"Ah ha!" The inventor slid out from under her hand
and victoriously held a small ring aloft. "Ireallywould
enjoyexplainingeverythingtoyou, especiallysinceit
appearsIcouldstartanywhere, butImustbegoing." The
gnome deftly lifted his goggles and let them fall into
place over his eyes with a loud "snap." "Anothertime,
perhaps," he added, poking his thumb through a neat
little hole in his right glove. Quick as a flash he slipped
the ring over his thumb, squeezed his eyes tightly shut,
and then was gone!
Gisella's hand dropped uselessly. She whirled
around, scanning the crowd, but she saw no sign of the
gnome. The dwarf squinted up into the sky at the now-
distant, black dot that was Tasslehoff and Woodrow.
Just then she spotted a uniformed dwarf with
strawberry-blond hair and beard doing his rounds and
swaggering in her direction.
"Excuse me, Colonel," she began.

The dwarf blushed under his beard. "I'm just a cap-
tain, ma'am." He eyed Gisella appreciatively.
"Isn't that wonderful. I was wondering if you have
any idea where the gnome who owns this carousel
lives?" She sidled up to him, and he blushed again.
"Not officially, no, ma'am, I wouldn't," he said. "I
know of a tower in the mountains to the east, but I
don't know who owns it. You could try the festival of-
ficials, but their office is closed until after Oktober-
fest."
"Well, someone must know who he is!" she ex-
ploded.
"I'm sure someone does," the officer said, "but the
records are locked up for the next three days."
"One of his creatures just flew off to the east with
my friends, and I have to sit for three days waiting to
find out where he lives?" Gisella's face was red with
fury.
"I'm afraid so, ma'am," the officer said apologeti-
cally. "I could send a patrol out after them, though."
She smiled broadly and clapped him on the back.
"That's more like it!"
"But they can't leave for three days, however. The
first team is just ten days into a three-week sweep to
the south. The second team left just last night for three
days to the east."
"This is an emergency! Call them back, or whatever
it is you military types do."
"I'm afraid I can't do that, either, ma'am." The cap-
tain was looking very sad. "By the time anyone
reached the group and returned, the patrol would be
scheduled to arrive anyway. But if you care to lodge a
complaint..."
"Never mind, Private, I'll take care of it myself."
The dwarf officer beat a hasty retreat from the fiery
dwarf.
Damn!" Gisella cursed, stomping her foot petu-
lantly. Now what was she going to do? She couldn't

wait three days.
"Excuse me, milady, but you look like you could use
some help," a deep, male voice suggested.
Gisella looked up in irritation. Suddenly, her eyes
widened with appreciation, and she exhaled softly.
The speaker was a tall, well-muscled human. His fea-
tures were strong, his jaw square and jutting, as if the
bones beneath had been chiseled from cool marble.
His eyes, appraising her as well, were deep set and
dark, faintly unfriendly in a challenging sort of way
that excited Gisella. His hair was dark and coarse, al-
most bristly. His clothing -- an olive-colored tunic,
fawn breeches that tucked into calf-high leather boots,
and skirted, scaled brigandine armor -- was expensive
and immaculate.
The only feature she could find fault with -- and she
looked hard -- was his nose. Not that it was bad, she
told herself, just a little less than perfect. Round and
somewhat large, and turned up slightly, it gave him a
slightly porcine look.
"Milady? I am Denzil, at your service." He held his
hand out.
Her eyes snapped up from his biceps to his face.
"Huh?" she grunted, tongue-tied in the presence of
such physical magnificence. "Oh, hello! I'm Gisella
Hornslager." She held her hand and her breath as his
lips lingered over her white knuckles. She giggled like
a schoolgirl and reluctantly extracted her hand.
"Just Denzil?" she asked, batting her eyes coyly.
"Do you require more?"
"N-no!" she stuttered, off balance. "Just curious."
"May I be of some assistance, then?" he offered. "I
could not help overhearing your distress."
The red-haired dwarf blushed.
"Were those your friends on that monstrosity?"
"Yes and no. Woodrow is my employee. The kender
is baggage. I was delivering him to a customer."
"So the flight wasn't planned?"

She snorted inelegantly. "Not by me, it wasn't." She
thought about that for a moment. Woodrow was too
naive and innocently loyal to dream up such a plan,
the kender too frivolous. It had to be the work of
someone else. "The strangest thing about it is that no
one is investigating the disappearance. I can't get a pa-
trol to go out for three days! Don't these people think
that flying away on a wooden animal is a bit unusual?"
she finished, gazing challengingly at the unconcerned
crowd.
Denzil's tone was ironic. "No one is ever surprised
when a gnomish invention goes awry."
Her eyebrows rose in agreement. "I've got to find.
them. I could have squeezed some answers out of the
gnome who owns the carousel if he hadn't disappeared
on me."
"Perhaps he left to find and return your, um,
friends," Denzil suggested.
Gisella shook her head firmly. "I can't take the
chance and wait. I must return Burrfoot to Kender-
more in a week. If I have to find him and fetch him
back by myself, I will!"
"He must be very important for you to risk your
own life to find him," Denzil said, watching her
closely.
Gisella laughed with genuine mirth. "I wouldn't say
he's that important, no. He means a lot of money to
me, that's all. I certainly don't intend to die looking for
him."
"Then you must let me help you," Denzil insisted.
"The mountains are no place for a lady alone. There's
no telling what you'll encounter."
Gisella's eyes widened in surprise, then delight. This
was an unexpected turn of events. She was not about
to point out to her attractive new acquaintance that
she had spent most of her life traveling alone.
"I have no money to pay you for your time," she said
coyly. "Perhaps we could make another arrangement

suitable to us both?" she said, clarifying her offer with
a suggestive smile.
"I've never found it necessary to trade for that," he
said without bragging. "Anyway, no payment is ex-
pected in this case. I was tracking someone who had a
map that I needed, and my search lead me to Roslovig-
gen. But now I would enjoy the company -- and a new
mystery."
Gisella gave him her most enticing smile, which he
returned. She noticed with a twinge of regret that his
smile did not reach his eyes. It was something she
looked for in a man. However, that he was willing to
help her for nothing more than compensated for his
cold eyes.
"We should waste no time," he stated. "My horse is
just at the edge of the square. We could ride to your
lodgings, collect your things, and be in the mountains
before midday."
Gisella ignored the calls of the fabric merchant,
whom she had no money to pay anyway, and followed
Denzil to a stable just off the square. He emerged with
the largest, blackest horse she had ever seen.
Something about the animal disturbed her. Its nos-
trils were unusually red, and its breath seemed to
steam more than it should, in the cool, mountain air. It
was as if the animal were powered by coal. The horse,
obviously high-strung, pawed the ground. Its lips
moved but no noise came from them, and when it
walked, its hooves did not clatter. The animal was ee-
rily void of sound.
The stable master stood back from the creature,
counting the coins Denzil had pressed into his hands.
Meanwhile, Denzil swung nimbly into the saddle and
patted the monstrous horse affectionately. Then he
held out his hand to the russet-haired dwarf.
Gisella's arms hung at her side. "Is it magical?" she
asked tentatively.
"Yes," he said matter-of-factly. "Scul is a nightmare.

Give me your hand and I'll help you if you're fright-
ened."
"I'm not afraid of anything," she said with determi-
nation, taking his hand anyway. He pulled her up be-
hind himself effortlessly, leaving her breathless. She
gave him directions to the baron's home.
Gisella looped her arms around Denzil's waist ar-
mor and leaned into his muscular back. Drawing a
long, contented breath, she filled her nostrils with the
familiar, manly scent of leather and sweat, and some-
thing else -- peculiarly Denzil's. She pressed her face
into the arch behind his shoulder blade and forgot
about anything troubling.
Despite the nightmare's intimidating appearance,
the black animal's ride was the smoothest she'd ever
experienced. Riding Scul was what she imagined it
would be like to ride on a cloud -- a frigid storm cloud.
Beneath her hands and seat, the animal felt as cold as
death, right through the heavy leather saddle. She
snuggled into Denzil, sighing blissfully as they rode.
"We're here." She heard the words rumble through
his chest, and she looked up reluctantly.
Gisella knew the baron and baroness would be busy
with official festival duties all day. She ordered one of
the servants to take care of her horse while she re-
turned to her room, than changed into her most re-
vealing traveling clothes -- a calfskin jerkin worn
without a blouse, and laced pants -- gathered the rest
of her belongings, and hurried back to the front step.
Two of the baron's grooms were flanking her saddled
and bridled horse, trying to keep it calm. Its eyes were
wide, its nostrils flared. Every time it caught sight of
the nightmare it tossed its head and pawed the ground.
"She'll calm down before long," Denzil announced.
"They always do."
With that, he turned and rode from the baron's
yard. Gisella followed, thinking about what the eve-
ning might hold in store.

They climbed into the mountains, over a carpet of
crunchy, fragrant pine needles, riding until late in the
afternoon. Long shadows soaked the ground beneath
the heavy, sweeping bows of the mountain fur trees.
Sunlight seldom poked through the thick treetops. No
breeze stirred the branches. No birds chirped. Gisella
became acutely aware of a growing stillness in the air,
which she attributed to the nightmare, although she
could not explain why.
Eventually they stopped in a small clearing. Gisella
shivered in the silence and the cold. "How do we know
we're looking in the right place for this tower?"
"We don't," Denzil said simply. "I watched the
dragon until it was a distant speck. I believe we're on
the right track." His eyebrows knit as he squinted to-
ward the sun, which had dropped below the summit.
"We'll stop here tonight." He swung down from Scul's
back, speaking a few tender words into the anxious
animal's ear. The horse trotted to a nearby tree to
graze.
"That's quite a trick." Gisella's voice was filled with
admiration as she held out her hand demurely.
Denzil took it and helped her down. "Scul and I
have an understanding," he said mysteriously.
Turning his back to Gisella, he took stock of what
needed to be done. There were plenty of pine needles
and dry branches at hand, and before long a small,
cheery fire blazed within a circle of rocks.
Clapping his hands to remove dust and needles,
Denzil rummaged through his saddlebags until he
found the bundles of dried meats and fruits that would
be their dinner. Only when he was finished did he turn
and notice that Gisella was nowhere in sight.
Anger, the only emotion Denzil ever displayed,
flushed his cheeks.
But within moments, the dwarf stepped through the
ring of trees surrounding the clearing, wearing a thin,
red wrap and a smile. "I found a little mountain stream

not far from here. The water was wickedly cold, butI-"

Denzil strode forward and viciously jerked her by
her wrist into the clearing. "Don't ever do that again."
Gisella's smile fell. "I was only gone for a few min-
utes. Who made you the boss, anyway?" She tried to
pull her arm from him. "Hey, you're hurting me."
His strong fingers tightened around her wrist, until
dark, finger-shaped shadows appeared on her skin.
Stifling a cry, she tugged again, and Denzil released his
grip. Gisella rubbed the bruises, staring at him speech-
lessly.
"Your little adventure was rash and dangerous. You
never know what you'll find -- or what will find you --
in the woods," was his only explanation.
The dwarf's anger and confusion subsided some-
what. Could it be that this handsome human was wor-
ried about her? Setting her chin, she tugged her wrap
more closely and arranged herself on a boulder near
the fire.
"What's for dinner?" she asked, keeping a distance
in her tone.
Denzil tossed her a small, cloth-wrapped bundle of
dried rations. Gisella stared at the unappetizing pile
briefly, poking through it experimentally. While it cer-
tainly looked dull, it didn't look unhealthy, and she
had not eaten since breakfast. Gisella shrugged, and
soon was gnawing absentmindedly on a strip of beef,
made sufficiently tantalizing with spicy thoughts of
Denzil.
Afterward, Denzil settled back on one of the bed-
rolls he'd spread before the fire, picking his teeth with
a small, sharpened stick. Staring into the flames, he
said, "This night reminds me of my favorite poem. Do
you like poetry?" Without waiting for an answer, he
began reciting in a reverent voice, speaking in lively
bursts:

Easeful the forest, easeful its mansions perfected
Where we grow and decay no longer, our trees ever
green,
Ripe fruit never falling, streams still and transparent
As glass, as the heart in repose this lasting day.
Beneath these branches the willing surrender of move-
ment,
The business of birdsong, of love, left on the borders
With all of the fevers, the failures of memory.
Easeful the forest, easeful its mansions perfected.
And light upon light, light as dismissal of darkness,
Beneath these branches no shade, for shade is
forgotten
In the warmth of the light and the cool smell of the
leaves
Where we grow and decay; no longer, our trees ever
green.
Here there is quiet, where music turns in upon silence,
Here at the world's imagined edge, where clarity
Completes the senses, at long last where we behold
Ripe fruit never falling, streams still and transparent.
Where the tears are dried from our faces, or settle,
Still as a stream in accomplished countries of peace,
And the traveler opens, permitting the voyage of light
As air, as the heart in repose this lasting day.
Easeful the forest, easeful its mansions perfected
Where we grow and decay no longer, our trees ever
green,
Ripe fruit never falling, streams still and transparent
As air, as the heart in repose this lasting day.
Denzil stopped with a sharp exhalation, still staring
into the flames. " 'The Bird Song of Wayreth Forest.'
Quivalen Sath," he said solemnly.
Gisella watched his stony profile from her own bed-
roll. What a complicated package this man was -- at

Chapter 17
Damaris touched the scneaming human's shoul-
der tentatively. "If you don't mind my saying, you sound
a little unhinged, whoever you are."
Phineas was pressed against the wall of Vinsint's
room, still seated on the table, whimpering and gibber-
ing with fear. When Damaris spoke to him, he closed his
mouth and for the first time his rheumy eyes looked up at
her. "Damaris Metwinger, I presume?"
"That's me," she said pleasantly. Her light blue eyes
were as large as her smile. "Who are you?"
Trapspringer hastily made the introductions.
"I'm glad that's settled," the ogre said mildly, continu-
ing his meal preparations as if nothing untoward had
happened. "You'll find the accommodations quite com-

fortable, and I'm told I'm a good cook. You'll like it here,
once you get used to it."
"We can't stay." Phineas wailed, frantically straining
against the bonds at his wrists.
"And why not?" the ogre demanded, gnarly hands on
his hips.
"Not now, Phineas," hissed Trapspringer. As a rule,
the elder kender wasn't particularly cautious. But he was
a little concerned that the human's rising hysteria might
bring an abrupt end to what might prove to be a very in-
teresting experience -- the remainder of his life.
"What Phineas means," Trapspringer explained, "is
that we wouldn't want to intrude or take advantage of
your good nature."
The ogre smiled broadly, displaying a mouthful of un-
even, jagged, and broken teeth. "You wouldn't be intrud-
ing! I love company! That's why I'm here!"
"You're here just for the company?" Even Trapspringer
was confused by that.
Vinsint put a whole golden, dried fish on each of four
tin plates. "Indirectly, yes. You see, many years ago, I
came to this area with a raiding party from the Ogre-
lands, just north and east of here." He ladled a steaming
white sauce over the fish. "I was wounded by an arrow
from one of my own people, and they left me to die, I
don't know how long I lay there, delirious with pain.
"Anyway, the next thing I knew, I was lying in the
softest bed on Krynn. Some kender had found me,
brought me to their home just beyond the Ruins, and
were healing me with herbs." Vinsint's eyes misted over
with the warm memory. He shook his head happily, and
a tear splashed onto a plate.
'My wound was serious and took a long time to heal.
The kender treated me like family and taught me their
language, which answers your earlier question," Vinsint
said, looking at the blond-haired female.
'Why didn't you go home after you were healed?" Da-
maris asked, taking a bite of the delicious, steaming fish.

Vinsint winced. "You kender certainly are nosy, aren't
you? Well, if you must know, it was no accident that one
of my own people shot me." The thought obviously still
pained the ogre. "Apparently my people thought I wasn't
bloodthirsty enough for an ogre. Killing and terrorizing
is OK every now and then, but I don't live for it the way
they do, you know what I mean?" The ogre hunched his
massive shoulders. "They took the opportunity to get rid
of me." He sighed heavily. "So, you see, there was noth-
ing to return to."
"But that still doesn't explain why you ended up here,"
Damaris pointed out a bit snottily. She didn't like being
called nosy.
Vinsint glared at her and spoke to Trapspringer. "I de-
cided to help the people who had helped me. And what
better way than to rescue kender from the magical effects
of the grove? I'm sort of a self-appointed sentinel."
At the mention of the enchanted grove, each of Vin-
sint's visitors colored and squirmed. Phineas was a bit
hazy on the subject, but he was fairly certain he'd been
barking like a dog when Vinsint found him and dragged
him into the tunnel. The human closed his eyes slowly
now and shuddered.
Trapspringer and Damaris both suddenly realized that
the ogre had caught them in the middle of something
very intimate. Remembering now, the kender locked
gazes, then looked away uncomfortably.
Phineas pushed aside his shame to say, "But I thought
you said you wanted to help kender. Doesn't holding
them captive sort of work against that?"
"I don't keep them forever," Vinsint said darkly. "Be-
sides, I think keeping me company is a small price to pay
for being saved from the grove. I get lonely here! I'm al-
ways polite and friendly, and I serve good food."
"I suppose it's important to be polite when you're plug-
ugly," Damaris agreed with a kender's usual alacrity.
Vinsint looked at her ominously. In silence he laid
out dinner, and everyone but Phineas ate with great

enthusiasm.
After dinner, the ogre pushed his tin plate back and
belched loudly. "What shall we do after dinner? Cards?
Dice? Marbles? I have them all."
"Let's play 'Let the prisoners go', " Phineas suggested
under his breath. Trapspringer flashed him a look of
warning.
"You name the game," Vinsint insisted of Trapspringer.
The elder kender glanced uneasily at Phineas. "All
right. Pick-up sticks!"
Vinsint clapped his hands together with a crack that
reverberated in Trapspringer's chest cavity. "I love pick-
up sticks! It's my favorite game!"
The ogre leaped to his feet, knocking over his stool
and rattling the room, then clomped toward a pile of
boxes in a corner. Vinsint pawed through the boxes,
flinging all manner of things to the floor in his haste.
Trapspringer saw manacles, a jeweled necklace, a scroll
case, a chunk of a mildewed saddle, and other things that
he could not identify. When Vinsint stomped back,
clutching an intricately carved ivory tube in his enor-
mous hand, he cleared the dishes from the table with one
swipe of his large hand.
"Ahhhhh," he crooned, easing his bulk back onto his
righted stool. "I'll bet you've never seen a pick-up sticks
set like this one." With exaggerated care, he slid the lid off
the tube. Then, with a flourish, he slowly upended the
cylinder until the long, slim sticks tumbled out onto the
table. "Gold plated!" purred Vinsint.
Damaris, Trapspringer, and Phineas stared at the
painted sticks on the table. After a long moment's pause,
Trapspringer said, "Those aren't gold. They aren't even
painted gold."
Vinsint flicked at the end of his nose self-consciously.
"No, they aren't," he agreed, "except for these two." He
mauled the delicate sticks with his melon-sized hands,
eventually plucking out two that were vaguely gold col-
ored. "The real gold sticks disappeared one by one over

the years. These two are all that I have left. But it used to
be a complete set of gold-plated sticks. It sure was some-
thing to see."
Vinsint scooped up the sticks and stood them on their
ends, ready to begin the game. But then his head twisted
to the side abruptly. "Did you hear that?" He smiled and
clapped his hands. "Someone else is walking through the
grove. More company!" He jumped up and began leap-
ing excitedly in circles.
Vinsint stopped suddenly, and his smile fell. "I must
hurry before they somehow find their own way out." He
stomped over to a large cupboard that sat on the floor.
Opening the door, he hauled out yard after yard of
heavy, rusty chain, coiling it about his arm. His three
guests cringed, thinking he meant to tie them up. Instead
he took the chains to the door and dumped them on the
other side, in the tunnel.
"I know what you're thinking," he said in a sing-song
voice. 'You're thinking, 'why does he need so many
chains to lock this door?' I'll tell you. I've left a lot of ken-
der in here in my time. Always when I went into the
grove I'd lock the door, come back not ten minutes later,
and they'd be gone, 'poof.' " He snapped his big-
knuckled fingers.
"Maybe they escaped another way," suggested Trap-
springer.
"There is no other way," the ogre said simply. "The fun-
niest thing is that the kender always lock the chains back
up again, and they don't even look like they've been
touched. So, I add more chains each time. Maybe I can
slow 'em down enough until I can get back."
He took the last of the chains from the cupboard and
slipped through the door. "I'll just be gone a few minutes,
and when I come back we'll have a fifth player for pick-
up sticks. Don't try to get away, now." With that, Vinsint
closed the door, and they could hear chains being strung
on the other side.
Phineas stood up and began to pace nervously. "Do

you suppose he'll let us go now that he'll have new peo-
ple to keep him company?"
Damaris shook her head and her blond hair flew in a
half-circle. "It didn't sound to me like he had any inten-
tion of letting us go. You go first," she offered Trap-
springer, pointing to the jumbled sticks on the table.
"Are you just going to sit there and wait for him to
come back?" squealed Phineas.
"No, we're going to play this game," said Trapspringer,
concentrating on lifting a stick perfectly from the tangle.
"Why aren't we looking for another way out?" the hu-
man demanded, glaring at the kender on the floor.
Trapspringer shrugged. "Vinsint said there wasn't one.
But it would be interesting to explore the rest of this
place," he had to admit.
"You're just saying that because you made that
blue stick move and have to give up your turn," sulked
Damaris.
Trapspringer laughed. "I did no such thing! That was a
clean draw."
The blonde kender stuck out her lip in what she hoped
was an adorable pout. "Well, at least I can beat him!" She
pointed at the red-faced human.
Trapspringer's laughter turned into full-blown snort-
ing. He liked the way the torchlight brought out the yel-
low in Damaris's hair. "Sure you could, but humans are
lousy at pick-up sticks. Vinsint could probably beat him,
and Vinsint's hands are bigger than my head."
"That's not the point," she said with mock indignation.
Phineas rolled his eyes in disgust. "If you two would
stop billing and cooing at each other, we might find a
way out of here!" He looked to the stairway. "Those
steps have to lead somewhere!"
Trapspringer helped Damaris to her feet. She self-
consciously rubbed at her cheeks with her sleeves to re-
move any grime and straightened the broken feathers in
her hair.
Phineas and Trapspringer each took a lit torch from

the walls. "After you," the human said, jerking his head
from Trapspringer to the steps.
The older kender, holding Damaris's hand, set off at a
carefree pace up the stone steps that spiraled upward be-
yond the reach of the torchlight. Moss and fungus grew
through cracks in the stone walls. Phineas followed
closely, hunched over defensively, his eyes darting every-
where at once.
"You know, from the circular shape of it," Trapspringer
said, "I'll bet this is the Tower of High Sorcery. I don't
know why I didn't think of it earlier." Damaris gave his
hand a squeeze.
"Does it matter?" Phineas asked cynically.
"It means we might run into some leftover magic," Da-
maris said, obviously excited by the prospect.
Phineas stumbled over a loose stone in the ancient
stairs and grabbed for the wall. "Leftover magic? What
does that mean?"
"His voice is getting more shrill than a harpy's," Da-
maris pointed out to Trapspringer.
"This single tower is all that's left of the complex that
was created here at the dawn of time," explained Trap-
springer, "along with the other four Towers of High
Sorcery -- Wayreth, Palanthas, Istar, and some other one
I can't remember now. Several of them are still used as
centers of magic, but this one was abandoned shortly af-
ter the Cataclysm."
"Which means?" Phineas asked impatiently.
"Magic was once performed here regularly. There
might be some of it still lingering, like a spell that never
met its mark --"
"-- Or magical monsters might still be guarding the up-
per floors!" Damaris suggested enthusiastically.
"Spellbooks, scrolls, magic rings, bracelets, potions,
wands, staffs, gloves, swords --"
"I get your point," Phineas gulped. Perhaps he'd been
rash to suggest exploration. They continued spiraling
upward.

"Maybe a wicked sorceror, abandoned -- banished,
that's better! -- by his peers lives at the top of the
tower," Damaris continued her daydream. "Lonely and
bitter, he's practicing his art on kender! Maybe well get
magicked!"
"Except for the magic, you just described Vinsint," Phi-
neas scoffed.
"I knew I heard it somewhere," Damaris mumbled.
"I haven't been magicked since I tangled with that
goat-sucker bird," Trapspringer said wistfully.
"You met a goat-sucker bird?" Damaris asked envi-
ously. Goat-sucker birds were legendary among kender.
"I've never known anyone who's seen one! I didn't realize
they were magical. What did it look likel Did it try to
peck your eyes out?"
"Oh, yes!" Trapspringer said, a swagger in his voice.
"Of course they're magical! That's why they're so fierce.
This one came at me out of a murky swamp -- they live in
them, you know. Well, it..."
Phineas's legs ached, and he was finding it difficult to
catch his breath. They'd been climbing for some time be-
fore he thought to start counting, and even without that
he estimated they'd covered more than three hundred
steps without a rest. Wheezing, he collapsed on a step.
"I'm beginning to think Vinsint was right: There is
nothing else in here. Maybe we should turn back. There's
no telling what he'll do if he returns and sees that we've
slipped away." The human shuddered, picturing the
ogre's bulging muscles.
But the eager kender were already out of earshot.
Afraid to get too far behind, Phineas struggled to his feet
and forced himself to continue upward. Holding the
torch aloft, he thought he could see a ceiling at last.
Abruptly, the stairway emptied out into a chamber
that was slightly larger than the one far below. There the
human found Damaris and Trapspringer running to and
fro in the sumptuously appointed room.
Phineas frowned. Wasn't it odd that this place, so ob-

viously visited by light-fingered kender for centuries,
still had any furnishings at all? He placed his torch in a
sconce on a wall and looked about the room. One thing
quickly caught his attention.
The human stared, open-mouthed, at the large,
wooden, intricately carved desk against the wall to the
right of the stairs. Behind it was a stuffed leather chair
with a wooden carving of a dragon's head on its high
back. On the desk's blotter was a quill and a dried-up
bottle of ink, a pair of spectacles, and a wine glass, all
covered with an inch of dust.
He looked in admiration at the leather-bound volumes
that circled the room. They were all dust-covered, too,
but undamaged. Twisting his head to read the spines, he
spotted one called "Herbal Medicine," which sounded in-
teresting. He took it down and slipped it under his arm.
Damaris and Trapspringer both were busy tapping
here and there in search of hidden drawers, which they
hoped might hold gems or other interesting items.
Suddenly, Trapspringer snapped his fingers. "Some-
thing about this place looked familiar, and now I remem-
ber what it is. This room looks just like the drawing on
the other half of the map I gave Tasslehoff."
Damaris looked up from behind the desk with a self-
satisfied grin. "I found a lever for something!"
Phineas's eyebrows rose. But before he could form a
question he heard a loud "ping!"
Suddenly, the room filled with roiling, purple mist
streaked with rich emerald green. The mist extinguished
the torch in the sconce, then Trapspringer's as well. But it
produced a dim glow of its own.
"What did you do, Damaris?" thundered Phineas,
crawling behind the desk.
"I'm not sure," she breathed anxiously. Even in the fog
her eyes looked as big as tea plates. "But isn't it pretty?"
A vicious wind grew on the other side of the mist,
evaporating it in seconds, leaving behind a huge burn
scar that seared a large, rectangular hole through the

stone wall. Beyond, more purple and green mist roiled in
a shapeless tunnel.
Hand-in-hand, Trapspringer and Damaris were ad
vancing toward the hole.
Phineas watched in horror. He could not move hi,
feet. He could only scream. "Stop! Don't go in there!"
Being kender, of course, Trapspringer and Damaris
did not stop. "We're going to be magicked!" was all they
said as they disappeared into the fog.
Though the human was physically frozen by fear, hi!
mind raced. He saw himself with two options. He could
either go back down the tower and face a very ugly, very
angry ogre who didn't seem to like humans as much as
kender to begin with.
Or, he could throw himself into the mist after Trap-
springer and Damaris, who seemed to be inordinately
lucky, at least where life and death were concerned.
Biting his lip, Phineas ordered his legs to move around
the desk. Unconsciously drawing a deep breath and
holding it, the human flung himself into the cold, swirl-
ing mist.

Chapter 18
"Dear Flint," Tasslehoff began, stroking each let-
ter with great relish. He stopped and held the paper up
for inspection. The kender was very proud of his pen-
manship. Tas tapped the tip of the borrowed quill against
his chin, not quite sure what to write next. He'd never
written a "solongforever" letter, as Ligg had called it
when he brought the quill, ink, and parchment Tas had
politely requested.
Woodrow and Winnie lay in the shadows on the far
side of the pillars, still asleep this morning after the pre-
vious night's delicious meal of marinated, grilled
chicken, fresh, boiled turnips, bread pudding, and
home-brewed ale. Actually, Woodrow had passed out,
having finally taken Gisella's advice -- "Let loose,

Woodrow!" -- to heart. By his own confession, the fresh-
faced young man had never done more than sip ale at the
family table, so it hadn't taken much to lay him low.
Woodrow's arms stuck out at odd angles, his left cheek
was pressed to the cold floor, and blond hair fanned his
face as it rose and fell with his snoring.
Propped on his elbows on a straw mat, Tasslehoff
kicked a syncopated rhythm against the stone block
wall. The large, empty room was quiet except for the
sound of his boots against the hard wall, Woodrow's rag-
ged snoring, and Winnie's deep, even breathing.
Tas chewed the end of the quill, then pressed its tip to
the parchment again. "So long forever." He shook his
head immediately and scratched through the words. Too
depressing, he decided. Tasslehoff crumpled the paper up
and threw it into the center of the room.
He pulled up the next sheet, quickly penned the greet-
ing, then, "You're my best friend and I'll miss you a lot."
He shook his head again, his topknot bouncing on his
thin shoulders. Too mushy. The gruff, old dwarf would
surely hate that. Tas crushed the note again and sent it
flying.
Flint was a hard one, Tas decided. He would have to
think about the letter to the dwarf a little more before
writing it.
The kender pulled out another sheet of paper and no-
ticed with alarm that he had only three more left.
"Dear Tanis," he began anew. For some reason he
knew that he could say anything to the half-elf, and
Tanis would understand.
Woodrow and I -- you met Woodrow, do you remem-
ber? He's the human who works for Gisella Hornsla-
ger, the red-haired dwarf who came to fetch me back
to Kendermore. He can talk with animals, and he
knows a lot about boats, and he doesn't yell at me like
Flint.
Tas paused, then carefully crossed out the yelling part
in case the dwarf read the note over the half-elf's shoul-

der. He could picture them by the fire at the Inn of the
Last Home, tears flooding their eyes, clinking their mugs
together and toasting his memory.
A few interesting things have happened since I last saw
you. We met a bunch of gully dwarves who dumped
everything out of the wagon as it was going down
the cliff, then we got in a shipwreck and nearly
drowned.
But the most exciting thing was riding on a dragon!
You'd like riding a dragon, Tanis. This was not a real
one, it was built by a gnome named Bozdil -- or maybe
his brother Ligg built it. I never asked. They made this
machine called a cara... carus... a round thing that
plays really loud music and has statues of animals that
go up and down and around in circles.
Tas looked over the description of the carousel. He
was not completely satisfied with it but he couldn't think
of an easy way to make it better, and he did not want to
start the whole letter over again.
So I was riding the dragon at Oktoberfest in Roslovig-
gen and it took off! Bozdil won't tell me how he made
it come to life, and I know it didn't really, but it was
neat anyway.
The bad part is that the dragon brought us to this
tower way up in the mountains where those two
gnomes I mentioned live, and they are going to kill me
and put me on display in a glass case to fulfill their Life
Quests. They're going to do the same thing to their pet
woolly mammoth, Winnie, which I think is terrible!
Ligg is bigger and gruffer than his brother, and he
builds everything around here. Bozdil is more sensi-
tive, but he's the one who usually collects the speci-
mens.
I asked Woodrow whether a person could see things
after dying, if he's been stuffed. I mean, will I be able
to see the people who stare at me in my display case
the way I stared at the dinosaurs? Woodrow didn't
think so, but I think the next few centuries might

be more interesting if I could.
With only one sheet of paper remaining, Tas decided
to conclude his good-bye.
I'm running out of paper, so I have to go now. It was
really nice knowing you. I had a lot of fun with every-
one (even Raistlin, I guess), while we were all together
in Solace, Please tell Flint that I never believed him
when he called me a doorknob and that I really like
him, too.
Tas read that sentence over and decided he liked the
way it sounded. He knew he was going to have to close
soon, or he'd burst out crying, which would smear the
ink and he'd have to do it all again.
Biting the tip of his tongue in concentration, he signed
it, "Your friend, Tasslehoff Burrfoot." Choking back a
sob, he fanned the last page to hasten its drying, then
stacked the pages and folded them in half as one. On the
back of the last page he wrote "Tanis Half-Elven, Solace."
He knew that someone there would get the letter and
hold it until Tanis returned from wherever he was.
Tasslehoff was not crying because he was afraid of
dying; there was very little any kender feared. Though
they did not welcome it, they thought of death as the last
big adventure. Still, Tas hated the thought of leaving his
good friends, Tanis and Flint, forever.
Just then there came a knock at the door, which
seemed ridiculous considering that the occupants of the
room were prisoners. The wooden door swung open and
Bozdil's head appeared around it.
"Time for the kender's jar fitting!" he said merrily.
Woodrow and Winnie both snorted themselves awake
at the sound of the gnome's voice.
"Jar fittings" Tas repeated dully. "What's that?"
"LiggandIweretalkingaboutwaystoimprovethe-
exhibits, somethingtomakethemmoreinteresting." He
was speaking very quickly, avoiding Tasslehoff's eyes.
"We thought perhaps putting more of the specimens in
interesting-looking jars might help." Bozdil's voice

trailed off, and he continued to fidget.
"Uh oh," Winnie mumbled in the shadows. The sound
reached only Woodrow's ears. "This is just an excuse to
get him out of here without suspecting anything. No one
ever returns from a fitting."
Woodrow looked up through bleary eyes and gulped.
"Oh." Woodrow's foggy brain began to slowly clear, and
he was frozen with helpless indecision.
"Come with me, Burrfoot," instructed Bozdil. Seeing
the kender reach for his hoopak he said, "Leave your
forked weapon here. You won't need it where you're go-
ing. You can retrieve it later."
"Where's Ligg?" Tas asked the smaller of the two
gnomes, peering past him into the silent hall.
"He's preparing some things," Bozdil said vaguely, "but
he'll be along shortly."
Tasslehoff set his chin firmly, said good-bye to Winnie
and Woodrow, who seemed to be a bit muddled still,
then followed Bozdil into the torch-lit hall. The kender
walked without his usual bounce, his arm held firmly by
Bozdil's small but strong hand, a torch sputtering in the
gnome's other hand.
"So, how are you going to do 'it'?" the kender asked.
"Bonk me over the head, poison my food, hold a pillow
over my face?" He'd been thinking about "it" very clini-
cally in the last hours.
Bozdil cringed. "Don't you think talking about 'it' is,
well, in bad taste?" He patted Tas's hand. "You're better
off not knowing."
They fell silent. Tas heard a rooster crow in some far-
distant room. He could hear the near-silent "swish-
swish" of a pendulum slicing through air.
The kender did not know how far they'd walked when
they stopped before a closed door. "This is it. The jar-
fitting room," Bozdil said, his voice clipped. He pushed
open the small, simple wooden door.
Tasslehoff ducked his head in hesitantly. He let out a
high whistle of wonder and delight. Multicolored glass

from thousands of jars winked and sparkled in the torch-
light.
"They look like gems," he breathed. The kender
dashed into the room and skipped between two rows of
knee-high jars of all shapes and colors, gaping at every
one in unabashed fascination: sky blue, bird's egg blue,
water blue, sea green, grass green, leaf green, amber,
ruby, and dozens of other colors. "I haven't seen this
many colors since the stained-glass windows fell out of
the Rainbow Inn in Kendermore. I didn't know glass jars
came in so many shades!"
"They don't generally," Bozdil said smugly. "We blow
our own glass, so it's very clear and sturdy, but thin
enough so you can still see through it clearly. Nothing is
too good for our specimens. Do you see anything you
like?" He waved a hand to include the whole area.
The room was so full of jars that it was impossible to
tell how large the room was, or even to hazard a guess as
to how many jars were actually there. Tasslehoff sprang
from one to the next like a bee between flowers. He
stopped momentarily by a long, low amber jar with a
wide mouth cocked up at an angle.
"Go ahead, try it on for size," Bozdil encouraged the
kender.
Nodding happily, Tasslehoff hitched up his vest,
leaned over sideways, and slipped a foot into the mouth
of the jar. He was in to his hips when his feet scraped the
bottom.
"I'd have to lie down to fit in here, and I don't think I'd
like lying down forever," he said, looking about for an-
other jar to sample.
"No, no," Bozdil said agreeably. "I'm not sure amber is
your color, anyway."
Tas buzzed around the room and located some taller
jars. He slid into and out of all shapes and sizes. He elimi-
nated the fishbowl shape quickly; he was afraid he
would slop from side to side in it, which was not the im-
pression he wanted to give of kender. He liked the ele-

gant design of the ginger-jar. Its narrow bottom gently,
curved out toward the top, then closed back up again at
the mouth. But he hated the way it felt on his neck, like
he was suffocating. He discarded the straight, thin style
as too conventional. Besides, sitting down in it would be
impossible, he reasoned.
Weighing the options carefully, he wandered back to a
jar he had considered early on. It was cobalt blue, with
simple but classic lines: sleek yet roomy, from its slightly
flaired mouth to its tantilizingly rounded bottom. This
was a jar a kender could be proud of. Tasslehoff studied
it and tried to picture himself in it. Would he look happy
in this jar? he wondered.
"Ah, hah!" Bozdil exclaimed, clapping his hands in de-
light. "I thought you'd select blue. It looks so nice with
your leggings. By the way, is this pretty typical dress for
a kender?" he asked bluntly, plucking at Tasslehoff's
clothing.
"Sure. I guess," the kender said haltingly, caught off
guard by the question. But looking at the rich blue shade
made him happy again. "You think blue is my color?"
"Oh, definitely!" Bozdil declared vehemently. He
locked his fingers together to form a step and nodded to-
ward Tasslehoff. "Here, let me help you up."
Enraptured, Tas eagerly placed his foot in the gnome's
clasped hands. He reached for the top of the jar and nim-
bly swung himself up to sit on its wide lip. Then, with his
arms at his sides, he straightened his body and slipped to
the bottom with a sharp "tink."
The kender's breathing echoed in the jar. Tas shuffled
his feet softly, and it sounded as if his feet were right next
to his ears. He pressed his hands and nose to the blue
glass and yelled, "What do you think?" Reverberations
rang in his ears, so he muffled the sound with his fingers.
"Perfect!" Bozdil clapped his hands again happily.
'You don't even need a size adjustment. Absolutely per-
fect!"
"Huh?" Tas squinted through the glass. He could see

the gnome's lips moving but all he could hear was a faint
murmuring. Eternity might be a little indistinct and diffi-
cult to understand from inside this jar, Tas decided. But
this thought was interrupted when Tas felt the jar shud-
der, as if the ground, or at least the building, were shak-
ing. The expression on Bozdil's face turned to confusion.
When it happened again, much more violently, the
gnome's expression turned to anger and he spun and
bolted from the room, his puffy sleeves billowing behind
him.
Tas pounded on the glass anxiously. "Wait, Bozdil!
What's going on? Where are you going? I can't get out!"
The sound of his own shouts ricocheted around the in-
side of the jar.
Something exciting was obviously happening, and Tas
was not about to sit inside the glass bottle and miss the
fun. The problem was how to get out. While the jar itself
was roomy enough, the opening at the top was quite
small, barely large enough for Tas to slip through. He
reached up and grasped the edge and pulled himself up.
With his head and shoulders through the opening, there
was too little space left for his arm. No matter how he
twisted and pushed, his elbow just wouldn't fit through
the jar's mouth.
Irritated at the delay, Tas dropped back into the jar.
Pointing his arms straight above his head, he sprang
from his toes. His eyebrows came level with the rim of
the glass, then he dropped back into the jar. Undaunted,
he sprang again. This time his shoulders cleared the lip of
the jar and as they did, Tas threw his arms to the sides,
catching the rim of the glass under his armpits. He then
proceeded to wriggle and squirm his way up and out.
Then, suddenly, the castle shook even more violently
than before, and Tas heard a terrific crashing from some-
where nearby. The jar, now impossibly top-heavy, tee-
tered and rocked menacingly. Tasslehoff froze. The jar
did not. It swayed and tottered, wavered and wobbled
across the small, low shelf on which it stood. Just as it

tipped over the edge, Tas sprang clear to land on his fin-
gers and toes. The jar smashed into the floor behind him,
showering Tas with broken fragments of glass.
A hasty inspection proved to Tas that although he was
blanketed with tiny slivers and a fine powder of glass, he
was unhurt. Snatching a polishing rag from a nearby
shelf, he quickly brushed away the splinters, then dashed
through the door after Bozdil.
The gnome stood in the hallway, his back tumed to Tas-
slehoff, his gaze fixed on the end of the hall. There was a
loud thump, the castle shook slightly, and the door creaked
and groaned, followed by a tremendous crash. Pieces of
splintered door showered the floor, along with chunks of
rock smashed from the stone door frame. Through this jag-
ged breach stormed the woolly mammoth, Winnie. The
slight human, Woodrow, was spread-eagled across the
mammoth's back, hanging on by two handfuls of fur.
"Whatisthemeaningofthis?" shrilled Bozdil. "Thisisa-
museum, notanarena! Inthenameofscience, stopthis-
rampage!"
Woodrow sat up unsteadily. "We're leaving," he an-
nounced, "and we want Mr. Burrfoot." The human
shook the kender's hoopak over his head threateningly.
"Youcan'thavehim," Bozdil shot back.
"He'sanexhibit," added Ligg, scrambling over the
wreckage behind Winnie. The skin of some small lizard,
complete with feet, tail, and head, was clasped in his left
hand. "It'sanhonortobeanexhibit. It'slikeimmortality!"
"You haven't pickled him already, have you?" Wood-
row asked anxiously.
"Yes, you're too late," Ligg said quickly.
Woodrow gasped, swallowing a lump in his throat.
"Now give this foolishness up, and we'll deal light!y
with you," the bigger gnome continued, pushing up his
spectacles.
Winnie shook his head furiously, forcing Woodrow to
tighten his grip. "I won't make any deals," the mammoth
said firmly.

"Look at all the damage you've caused," implored Boz-
dil. "At least help us repair this and clean up the mess."
"We may be too late for Tasslehoff," Winnie sobbed,
forcing his voice to be firm, "but Woodrow and I are
coming through anyway. I've decided I don't want to be
pickled for posterity. Don't make me hurt you, Ligg, or
you either, Bozdil. You've treated me pretty well these
fifteen years, but I've decided I want to leave, and I'm
taking my new friend with me. I'll do what I have to do
to get free."
Winnie advanced rapidly toward the two brothers,
who were now side-by-side in the hall. Just then Tas em-
erged in the hallway from the jar-fitting room. He could
immediately see how angry the mammoth was. Fearing
for the two gnomes, who stood resolutely in the path of
the charging behemoth, but anxious to get away with his
friends, Tas made a quick decision. Dashing into the hall
behind the brothers Ligg and Bozdil, the kender used his
favorite trick: he knocked their heads together, which
clunked like two coconuts. The startled gnomes slumped
into Tas's arms, and he dragged them to the wall, out of
Winnie's way.
"Tasslehoff!" both human and mammoth cried at the
sight of their friend. "We thought you were dead!" The
woolly mammoth slowed down, allowing Tas to grab
two handfuls of thick fur and haul himself up the ani-
mal's flank. The kender plopped down behind Wood-
row, and Winnie continued to hurtle down the hallway.
"Boy, am I glad to see you guys, too!" Tasslehoff ex-
claimed, craning his head around to get his bearings.
"Which way is out?"
Woodrow grinned foolishly with relief. "We don't
know. But if we try enough doors, we're bound to find
one that leads outside."
"Wahoo!" screamed Tasslehoff as Winnie lowered his
head and smashed through another doorway.
"Uh oh," said both Tasslehoff and Woodrow as the
dust cleared and they saw what was in the room they had

just broken into. On the far side of the room was a large
door that appeared to lead outside. Between the door
and the woolly mammoth stood a giant cat -- a mountain
lion, guessed Tas -- connected to the wall by a thirty-foot
chain. "Turn around. We'll find another door," urged Tas.
But Winnie stood fast. "C'mon, Winnie, that's a
mountain lion," pleaded Woodrow. "You've been locked
up in here all your life. You don't know what a mountain
lion can do. Just back up and we'll find another way out."
But Woodrow underestimated the woolly mammoth.
In spite of years of imprisonment, Winnie's instincts
were still honed. He charged straight toward the moun-
tain lion, which had never seen anything as massive as
Winnie. The cat crouched on its belly and slinked to the
side, expecting to leap on Winnie's flank when the wall
forced the mammoth to stop. Winnie passed the lion, hit
the wall, and kept right on going, smashing completely
through the brick and out into the sunlight beyond.
And he did not stop there, either! The frantic woolly
mammoth bounded down the slope, away from the cas-
tle, skidding in the dirt, whooping and hollering and
waving his trunk.
Farther down the mountain, Gisella and Denzil rode
single file, Gisella in the lead, along the narrow, winding
trail. As they rode out from the shadow of a towering
boulder, Gisella looked ahead and spotted the silhouette
of a tower against the morning sky. She halted, waiting
for Denzil to catch up.
They rounded yet another bend in the twisting, rock-
strewn trail. Gisella spotted something and stood in the
stirrups to get a better look. A structure, or series of
structures, like no other she had ever seen -- four towers
thrust upward from the side of the mountain, staggered
irregularly. Beneath the towers, a castle appeared to
grow out of the side of the mountain, or perhaps the
mountain had crumbled down on top of the castle. She

thought she saw two figures riding atop a boulder. Then
she realized that the boulder was, in fact, some sort of
enormous, shaggy animal. In a few moments, Denzil
reined up alongside her. He, too, straightened up and
shaded his eyes with his hand.
"Some sort of creature, carrying two riders," he said.
"They seem to be running from that stronghold. Could
they be your companions?"
Gisella squinted. Fortunately, the sun was behind her.
"It's hard to be sure at this distance. The one in front
looks a lot shorter than the other one... and he's defin-
itely carrying a hoopak. OK, that's Woodrow and Burr-
foot. Do you suppose that's another wooden animal
they're riding?" Gisella laughed girlishly at her own joke.
Denzil ignored her question, saying only, "We'll wait
for them here."
"Want to make the time pass more quickly?" Grinning,
Gisella slid her hand across Denzil's leg and patted his
rump.
Denzil lowered himself to his saddle. Gisella snatched
her hand away to keep it from being pinned beneath him.
"No," he replied. With a flick of the reins, he directed his
horse forward to a spot where he could edge off the trail
behind an outcropping.
Pouting slightly, Gisella rode up to him. "What's the
matter with you? You've been acting strangely all morn-
ing."
"Get off the road," ordered Denzil. "Back here, behind
me." He unslung his crossbow and cocked it, then drew a
bolt from a pouch attached to his saddle. "Keep your
mouth shut and stay out of the way."
Gisella's arms dropped to her lap and her petulance
disappeared, replaced by indignation. "When did I enlist
in your army? And what have you got in mind here, any-
way? Those are the people we came up here to rescue.
Start waving that shooter around cocked and loaded --
and you'll end up hurting somebody."
"Hurting people is what I do best!" he snarled. "Now

get behind me unless you want to be the one hurt."
"Well, isn't this typical?" fumed Gisella. "Give a guy a
tumble and right away he thinks he's been knighted. I've
got some news for you, Dunce-el. Gisella Hornslager
doesn't bow, scrape, or take orders, especially from
somebody whose eyebrows meet in the middle. Now
you can either change your tone with me or turn around
and trot back to town."
Denzil swung the crossbow to point directly at Gisel-
la's chest. His face betrayed no emotion. "I'm here for the
kender. As long as I leave with him, what happens to ev-
eryone else is unimportant. Whether you live or die is the
same to me. Now toss the little dagger I know you keep
strapped to your thigh on the ground, be quiet, and keep
out of sight, or I will silence you."
Gisella sucked in her lip for a long moment. Was this
real? She had spent a terrific night with this man and a
moment ago she was looking forward to quite a few
more. Now he was pointing a crossbow at her and telling
her he would pull the trigger with no remorse. He was
also talking about Tasslehoff as if the kender was a valu-
able commodity. Was Denzil some kind of bounty
hunter? Gisella decided that defiance might be inappro-
priate, for now. Cursing herself for getting involved with
someone she knew so little about, she obediently
dropped her weapon and guided her horse into the nook
behind Denzil's.
Ignoring her, Denzil pulled a strip of cloth from his
pocket and tied it around the leather protecter on his left
forearm. Fishing a handful of crossbow bolts from his
saddle pouch, he deftly slid them, one by one, under the
cloth band. With growing horror, Gisella realized that
Woodrow and Burrfoot were riding into an ambush.
Heroics were not Gisella's stock in trade. In her trav-
els, she'd had to defend herself more than once. But
drunken guildsmen and starving goblins were a far cry
from a trained killer. Wistfully, Gisella eyed her dagger,
lying on the ground. There was nothing she could do.

Tasslehoff was laughing.
"Did you see the look on that mountain lion's face
when Winnie smashed the wall? It was one of the funni-
est things I've ever seen. He looked like he'd bitten into
an overripe skunkberry."
"I wasn't scared!" wheezed Winnie. "I was sure I'd be
scared, but I wasn't. I just put my head down and,
smash!"
Woodrow was twisted halfway around on Winnie's
back, peering back up toward the castle. "I don't see any-
body following us. Why do you suppose they aren't fol-
lowing us? They have a dragon, after all."
"Maybe they're invisible," suggested Tas, twisting
around to see for himself. "I don't see anything either.
That's usually a good sign that something is invisible,
when you can't see it. What do you think, Winnie?
Could they make themselves and their dragon invisible?"
Winnie considered that for a few seconds. He really
didn't know much about invisibility. "Well, I never saw
them while they were invisible. Does that mean any-
thing?"
"It's not definitive," said Tas. "Although, if you'd seen
them invisible, then at least we'd know for sure."
Winnie had been loping along at a good rate since
leaving the tower. Abruptly, however, he slowed.
"There's something ahead of us. I can smell it. It's differ-
ent... There is something alive up there."
Gisella tugged a lock of her hair. Denzil, still seated on
his horse, had his crossbow braced on top of a rock and
was sighting on something. She could not reach her dag-
ger, and she had nothing else to attack Denzil with. But
she had to stop this foul deed.
Suddenly, she had an idea. Gisella spurred her draft
horse forward, waving her arms. Denzil was caught

completely off guard.
"It's Miss Hornslager," shouted Woodrow, pointing
down the trail some fifty yards. "She found us! Hooray!"
But even as Woodrow cheered, Gisella grimaced and
clutched her side. The human's joy turned to horror
when Gisella cried out, swayed in her saddle, clutched
her side, then slumped backward and tumbled to the
ground.
"Winnie, get over there, fast!" pleaded Woodrow.
"We've got to see what's wrong with her!"
Winnie took two tentative steps forward, then
stopped. "We don't know what's there."
"Miss Hornslager is there, and she's hurt."
Woodrow swung his leg across the mammoth's back
and slid to the ground. As he dropped below the animal's
furry back, a crossbow bolt whistled past Tasslehoff's ear
and shot harmlessly through the space Woodrow had
just occupied. Tasslehoff had heard the sound enough
times before to know what it was.
"Crossbow!" yelled the kender as he flattened himself
across Winnie's back. Lifting the mammoth's ear, Tas
told him, "Rush forward, Winnie. If we stand back,
they'll pick us off one by one. Rush forward, now!"
The huge animal hesitated for a moment; then, with a
toss of its shaggy head, bounded down the trail. Tas was
almost thrown to the ground by the unexpected burst of
speed. He clutched tightly to the thick fur of Winnie's
back, bouncing furiously.
As they closed in on Gisella's still form, Tas spotted a
face behind a crossbow, perched atop a rock, only a
heartbeat before another bolt was loosed. Tas heard the
"thud" and felt Winnie stumble slightly. Looking down,
he saw the feathered shaft sticking out of Winnie's flank,
just inches from Tas's thigh. But Winnie pressed on, and
in seconds they had covered the remaining distance to
the assassin's niche.
After firing his third bolt, Denzil had dropped the
crossbow and yanked his heavy, curved sword from its

scabbard. The metal-shod end of Tas's hoopak whistled
toward his skull. Denzil's scimitar deflected the attack,
knocking a divit from the wooden shaft of Tas's weapon.
But he had no easy means to attack the kender himself,
as the woolly mammoth stood at least four feet taller
than Denzil's horse. The kender's height advantage re-
duced Denzil to fending off attack after attack as his
horse backed slowly down the trail.
Woodrow reached Gisella at last. Her horse was paw-
ing the ground nervously several feet away. Woodrow
knelt beside the dwarf and gingerly rolled her from her
side onto her back. Then he saw the small, red hole in her
wool vest, just below the armpit. At such short range,.
the crossbow bolt had buried itself completely in her
side. Choking on his own emotion, Woodrow pressed
his ear to the dwarf's still chest, then held his cheek over
her mouth, hoping to feel even the slightest breath.
But there was nothing.
Spinning around, Woodrow saw a burly man on a
horrid horse -- a nightmare -- locked in a vicious melee
with Tasslehoff. The man's sword was not long enough
to reach the kender atop Winnie, and Winnie could not
get close enough to the man's thrashing horse for Tassle-
hoff to strike effectively.
Leaving Gisella's body, Woodrow dashed toward the
fight, snatching up the dwarf's dagger on the way. As Tas
aimed another blow at Denzil, Winnie struck out with
his trunk, wrapping it around the man's heavy boot.
With a tug, he wrenched Denzil's foot from the stirrup,
throwing him off balance. Seeing his opening, Tas thrust
the pointed end of his hoopak, spearlike, straight for
Denzil's chest. The metal point struck just below his rib
cage, forcing the air from the man's lungs and toppling
him from his saddle. Armed with Gisella's dagger,
Woodrow stabbed toward the falling body and felt the
blade sink in. Denzil hit the ground with a thump. There
was blood on Woodrow's dagger.
Tasslehoff was ready to slide down from Winnie's

spine when Woodrow scrambled back up. "Let's go!" the
human barked. "We've got to get out of here before the
gnomes catch us again. They couldn't have missed all
this racket."
"Oh, oh, I can't be captured again. I just can't," Winnie
moaned, launching himself back down the trail.
But Tasslehoff shouted, "Wait, who was that guy? And
what about Gisella -- don't we have to wait for her?"
"Gisella's dead," spat Woodrow, fighting back angry
tears, "and so is the man who attacked us!"
Tasslehoff looked stricken. "Gisella can't be dead!
How do you know?"
"She's dead, Mr. Burrfoot." Woodrow sobbed. "She
was hit in the side by a crossbow bolt. I stabbed the man
who killed her -- the one you were fighting as you
knocked him off his horse. See, there's still blood on Gi-
sella's dagger! Please, Mr. Burrfoot," he begged, "let's go!
We can't do anything for either of them, so the best thing
to do is get away."
"He's right," Winnie whimpered, sad for his new
friends. "We can't let Bozdil and Ligg find us here."
"I don't care about the gnomes!" hollered Tas. "We
can't just leave her back there. Stop, Winnie! Turn
around!"
But Winnie continued charging down the mountain-
side. "I can't, Tasslehoff. I just can't. It's too risky. The
gnomes...."
"Kender don't leave their friends!" Tas cried in an-
guish. Quicker than Woodrow could react, Tasslehoff
tossed his leg across Winnie's back and was on the
ground, rolling to break his fall. In a flash he was back
on his feet and charging uphill toward Gisella's body.
Woodrow's hands shook as he tried to slow Winnie.
Every nerve in the human's body told him to fly from this
place as quickly as possible. Yet Tasslehoff Burrfoot was
his friend, and if Woodrow could not go back, at least he
would wait.
As Tasslehoff approached Gisella's body, his breath

caught in his lungs and his eyes blurred. Her horse trot-
ted forward to meet the kender, who gathered up the ani-
mal's reins. The red-haired dwarf's limp body lay some
ten paces from the man who had shot her. His horse
stood over him. The animal snorted and stamped as Tas
drew near. When Tas saw the wound in Gisella's side, he
knew she was indeed dead. Summoning his strength, he
gently lifted the body of Gisella Hornslager into his arms
and laid it across the saddle on her horse.
His steps leaden, Tas turned and directed Gisella's
horse, bearing her body, back down the trail to where
Woodrow and Winnie waited anxiously. No one spoke
as Tas tied the horse's reins to Winnie's tail and climbed
back on the mammoth, behind Woodrow. Tas could
hear nothing in his mind but the lone, droning drum beat
of a kender funeral procession as they rode to the east
down the mountainside.
They did not look back.
If they had, they would have seen a large man stir on
the dusty road near the gnomes' tower.
They buried the flame-haired dwarf by moonlight in a
wooded clearing within earshot of a babbling stream.
Tasslehoff's voice broke over the strains of the Kender
Mourning Song.
Always before, the spring returned.
The bright world in its cycle spun
In air and flowers, grass and fern,
Assured and cradled by the sun.
Always before, you could explain
The turning darkness of the earth,
And how that dark embraced the rain,
And gave the ferns and flowers birth.
Already I forget those things,
And how a vein of gold survives

The mining of a thousand springs,
The seasons of a thousand lives.
Now winter is my memory,
Now autumn, now the summer light --
So every spring from now will be
Another season into night.
"I'm glad Fondu isn't here to see this," said Woodrow.
"He's better off rampaging through Rosloviggen." Wip-
ing away a tear, the human straightened Gisella's auburn
tresses and brushed the dust from her pale cheeks be-
cause it would have mattered to her.
Tasslehoff's hoopak served as a simple marker for the
grave.
"We're going on to Kendermore -- for Gisella."

Part 3

Chapter 19
Trapspringer reached for Damaris, but he
couldn't find her in the swirling green and purple mist.
He felt as if his lungs were being pushed out the front of
his chest. Butterflies seemed to be swarming inside his
stomach, fluttering their wings all at once and tickling
him unmercifully. He giggled, but he heard no sound.
He could see nothing but roiling, white mist streaked
with amethyst and emerald, as his limbs flailed help-
lessly. Wherever he was, he was not touching ground,
yet he did not feel as if he were quite floating, either.
Suddenly Trapspringer became aware that the hair
on his body was growing, and his fingernails were
stretching. He felt weightless and unattached, but at the
same time an enormous pressure bore down on him.

Then, as if a great harness had been unbuckled and the
doors flung open, the pressure and the mist disappeared
and Trapspringer lay sprawled on top of Damaris
Metwinger. She pushed him away frantically, and to-
gether they stood and looked around, unconsciously
holding hands.
Both kender dropped their jaws in amazement, and
Trapspringer shook his head. We've plummeted into a
child's shadowbox diorama, the elder kender thought.
For that is what the land around them most resem-
bled. They stood at the crossing of two narrow, shiny
black streets that looked and smelled remarkably like
anise licorice. Neat little houses of golden brown with
scrolling, white trim -- iced gingerbread? -- were set at
regular intervals along the streets. Every house was
identically landscaped with multicolored gumdrop
bushes, lollipop trees, nut-cookie sidewalks, and all-
day-sucker flowers. Everything was in perfect kender
scale.
Though there was plenty of light, there was no sun --
no sky, for that matter, just a swirling mass of pastel
mists that formed a ceiling of sorts over the strange
landscape. It was as if the town had, in fact, been con-
structed in a box.
Trapspringer and Damaris spun about, their excite-
ment growing.
"Can it be real?" she breathed.
"Only one way to find out!" Trapspringer said
brightly. He led them to a small, pink-and-white striped
bush and broke off a crunchy leaf. Snap! He popped it
in his mouth. "Strawberry and vanilla taffy!" he pro-
claimed, snapping off another piece for her.
"Harkul Gelfig, what do you mean, eating my bush?"
an angry voice called from the depths of the nearest
house. Trapspringer and Damaris jumped back guiltily.
"Why, you're not Gelfig!" The man peered through a
little grate in his taffy front door. The door swung open
and a heavy-set kender waddled down the cookie walk.

"The name's Trapspringer Furrfoot, not Gelfig What-
ever-you-said," Trapspringer said pleasantly. "Pleased
to meet you." He held out his hand. "Where are we, by
the way?" He looked around at the small village.
"I'm Lindal Hammerwart." The kender, one of the
most obese either Damaris or Trapspringer had ever
seen, took Trapspringer's hand and broke into a jowly
grin. "And you're in Gelfigburg! Hey, everyone, we've
got newcomers!" he hollered.
It was as if the cry opened floodgates. Doors flew
back, their lemondrop knobs slamming into ginger-
bread siding. The box-world shook as dozens of the fat-
test kender ever seen waddled and jiggled themselves
toward Trapspringer and Damaris. The two were sur-
rounded in no time and bombarded with an unintelligi-
ble stream of high-pitched, excited questions.
"What are your names? The Welcoming Committee
needs them for the cake."
"Are those boots pigskin or cowhide?"
"Are you bothered by indigestion?"
"Where are you from?"
"Do you have any food made from anything besides
sugar?"
"What an interesting color for a cape! May I borrow
it sometime?"
Laughing and shaking hands, Trapspringer tried his
best to answer all the questions, unable to squeeze in
one of his own.
Suddenly a multicolored streak of light shot down
from the swirling clouds above and touched the ground
for a heartbeat or two, as if it was solid. Then, as i
quickly, it receded back into the mist, leaving a very un-
steady Phineas standing a few yards from the cluster of
kender.
"What in hell was that foggy tunnel?" he grumbled,
while jarring the side of his head with the heel of his
hand. He looked at the black licorice beneath his feet
and jumped backward. "And what in hell is this?" Then

he heard the chatter and looked up, his face turning
crimson. "Who in hell are you?"
"A human," one of the kender muttered above the
twitter. "I don't think we have one of those, do we? And
a vulgarian! I don't suppose he can help being a human.
Still, didn't we outlaw vulgarity?" The crowd of
weighty kender turned in on itself to discuss the matter.
Phineas pushed his way through the fleshy crowd
surrounding Trapspringer and Damaris. He looked
more than a little relieved at the sight of them.
"Where are we?" he asked, trying hard to control his
voice so that Damaris could not accuse him of sounding
"unhinged."
He had never even imagined such a place. Who
would build an entire village out of candy? Who, in-
deed, he mused, watching the throng of unusually mas-
sive kender. Perhaps this was the stage for a play, and
these kender were but actors with padding in their
clothing? But then how do they get their cheeks to puff
out so convincingly? he wondered.
No, these were genuinely plump kender, he con-
cluded after bumping into a few of them. Then he no-
ticed something that made his breath catch in his
throat. These kender were nonchalantly breaking off
pieces of houses, plants, and fences and stuffing them
into their mouths while they continued their discussion.
"I believe that one there --" Damaris pointed to the
first kender they'd met, the one who looked to be wear-
ing two pair of pants sewn together "-- said this place
was called Gelfigborough, or something like that."
"That's right, Miss," said the very man who'd told
them that, spinning around. "Gelfigburg. Named after
our founder here, Harkul Gelfig." The kender put his
meaty arm around the shoulder of a gray-haired kender
wearing pants similar to his friend's. Both men beamed.
"But where is 'here'? " Trapspringer asked.
The kender named Harkul stepped forward, his face
serious. He rocked back and forth, heel to toes. his

hands unable to clasp behind his back. "We're not sure
about that, exactly. There are those of us who think that
we're dead and that this is Reorx's pantry."
"But I don't worship Reorx," said Phineas.
The village's founder frowned. "That's interesting.
Somebody write that down."
"But the human was with these kender when he en-
tered the foggy tunnel," said a voice from the crowd.
"Maybe he was just sucked along in their vortex."
"Another good point! Somebody write that down,
too." Harkul rubbed his hammy hands eagerly. "I think
we're on to something here! We haven't had a good par-
adox in... oh, a long time, I'd say."
"How long have you all been here?" Damaris asked,
noticing the range of ages in the faces of the crowd.
"Three days!"
"A fortnight!"
"One week!"
"Four months!" That came from Gelfig.
"You're the founding father, and you've only been
here four months?" asked Phineas.
Gelfig looked insulted. "It's been a very productive
stay, thank you! Why, I've accomplished more in that
time than that silly leprechaun mayor, Raleigh, has
done in nearly a year."
"You mean 'did' in a year," Damaris Metwinger, the
mayor's daughter, dutifully pointed out.
Gelfig looked annoyed. "Has Raleigh been replaced
already? I knew he wouldn't last the year!"
Damaris looked confused. "But my father, Meldon
Metwinger, has been mayor these last several months.
I've seen the likeness of this Raleigh you mention on the
wall in the council chamber. He was mayor just after
the Cataclysm, wasn't he?"
"That's right," Gelfig agreed. "Personally, I had no
problem with Raleigh; he seemed effective enough, for
a leprechaun. And he once treated me fairly on Audi-
ence Day. You say there's a Mayor Metwinger now?"

Phineas was focusing on Gelfig's words. "Are you
trying to tell us you knew Raleigh?" His voice was
barely above a whisper.
"Of course I knew him!" Gelfig snorted. "I was nearly
elected to his council, being one of Kendermore's pre-
mier chocolatiers. Of course, the city is so young, com-
petition isn't too bad yet," he felt compelled to admit.
"What year do you think this is?" Phineas asked, his
eyebrows knitted together.
Gelfig looked at him as if he were an idiot. "Why, it's
6 A.C., of course. What year do you think it is?"
Flabbergasted, Phineas opened his mouth to speak
when five of the stout kender leaped forward to give an-
swers of their own.
"27!"
"45!"
"68!"
"129!"
"234!" the throng of kender chorused.
"Try 346," Phineas said dryly when the hubbub qui-
eted down. "But none of you have been here for more
than four months?"
The kender all shook their heads silently.
"Sounds like a time warp to me," Trapspringer an-
nounced.
"Huh?" Phineas grunted.
"Sure, it's an old trick," Trapspringer explained. "You
take a pocket dimension or a demi-plane, or break a
chunk off a regular plane, surround it in its own singu-
larity, and then either slow down or speed up the local
time. Or even make it run backward."
"So are you saying we're all a lot older than we
think?"
Biting his lip, Trapspringer nodded. Several of the fe-
male kender swooned.
But Phineas ]ooked skeptical. "How do you know all
this?"
Trapspringer pumped himself up proudly, hooked his

thumbs in his collar, and rocked back on his heels.
"When I was a prisoner of the frost giants, they locked
me up with a wizard from another dimension. He told
me all about this stuff."
"When were you held prisoner by frost giants?"
asked Damaris, wide-eyed.
"It doesn't matter," Phineas snapped.
"I disagree," joined Gelfig. "I'd very much like to hear
about the frost giants." A murmur of approval swept
through the crowd, along with cries of "Story! Story!"
Trapspringer readjusted his pouches and belts to get
comfortable and seemed about to begin when Phineas
interrupted.
"I would much rather figure out what this place is and
how we get out of it," he shouted. The human glared at
the assembled kender, who grumbled and shuffled their
feet by way of complaint. "Who's been here the long-
est?"
Gelfig raised his hand. "I was the first one here."
"When you first got here, did you find any clues sug-
gesting where all this..." Phineas groped for a word,
waved his arms around him, and gave up. "... all this,
came from?"
"Oh, it wasn't like this then." The kender chorus sup-
plied a round of "No's" and a good deal of head shak-
ing.
"Now we're getting somewhere. What was it like,
'four months' ago?" asked Phineas.
Gelfig plucked a chocolate tulip and sipped the thick
syrup collected in the flower, then launched into his
story enthusiastically. "You should have seen this place
then. What a dump! There was almost nothing here,
nothing at all. Just a flat, featureless, gray nothing."
The kender chorus shook their heads and sighed.
"I wandered around for a few hours and was just
thinking about leaving when I tripped over something.
I might have fallen and broken my nose if not for my
catlike reflexes." Gelfig assumed a stealthy stance, up

on his toes with his pudgy arms out, to emphasize his
grace. It seemed to be a crowd pleaser, though at his
current bulk, the pose looked mighty ridiculous to Phi-
neas. The human took advantage of the timely pause to
pluck a tulip, curious himself as to how it might taste.
"I spun around to see what I had tripped on, but there
was nothing there! 'This is strange,' I said, so on my
hands and knees I groped around a bit. And sure
enough, what do you suppose I found?"
"AN INVISIBLE CHEST!" shouted the assembled
kender, startling Phineas so badly that he crushed the
tulip in his fingers. Thick, sticky, chocolate goo oozed
down his forearm.
"That's right, an invisible chest," continued Gelfig.
"Bound with invisible chains and sealed with three in-
visible locks. Now, there was something to do!"
The kender chorus oooed and aaahhed.
"Removing the chains didn't take long; a child could
have done it. The first lock was simple enough, too. I
tripped it open with my needle file."
As he was licking his hand clean, Phineas began get-
ting caught up in the story. He knew the tower was sup-
posed to contain a powerful, magical treasure. And
here was Gelfig, describing an invisible, three-lock box
concealed inside a pocket dimension! What better hid-
ing place could there be?
"The second lock proved a bit more difficult," the
kender continued. "It being invisible only made things
worse. I worked at it for over an hour, and finally I
heard those tumblers click.
"By now, I was getting hungry and thirsty, but there
was nothing here to eat or drink. I cut a flap of leather
from my map pouch and chewed on that so I could con-
centrate. And that last lock took every ounce of con-
centration I could muster. It seemed impervious to
needle files, invulnerable to penknives, invincible
against wires. Finally, the only tool I had left was 'old
number three,' my charmed pick. I gave it a kiss for

luck, slipped it into that lock, and gave it a twist."
The group of kender gasped in anticipation.
"Nothing happened. I twisted it left, and I twisted it
right, and I pushed it in and pulled it out, I tried it back-
ward and upside down. That lock was locked and that's
all there was to it.
"At least that's the way an ordinary kender might
have looked at it. But I'm no ordinary kender. I kept,i.
that lock. I had that piece of pouch leather chew®i
down to nothing, so I cut off another. I worked until I i
chewed that down to nothing, and another, and a.-'-
other, until I'd eaten my whole map pouch. And still
that lock wouldn't open.
"Then, suddenly, all in a flash, the answer hit me.
Since that lock was invisible, I could see my pick inside
it. That didn't do me much good because I couldn't see
the lock. But in my tool pouch I had a tiny tube of pow-
dered lead. Putting the tube into the keyhole, I blew
into the exposed end and shot just the tiniest bit of lead
into that lock. Lo and behold, for just a second, before
that lead powder turned invisible like the rest of the
lock, it outlined the tumblers! I could see how that lock
worked, and oh, it was a beauty. It took 'old number
three' two flicks and a nudge, and that lock popped
right open."
The crowd of kender stared, their mouths hanging
open, breathing in every word. Undoubtedly they had
all heard this story dozens of times before -- many of
them mouthed the words along with Gelfig -- and they
would hear it dozens of times again, and each telling
would be as exciting as the first.
"What was in the box?" asked Damaris, unable to
stand the anticipation any longer.
"When that lid sprang open, the enchantment was
broken and the whole thing turned visible again. My
hands had already told me what the box looked like; a
smooth pine box with an arched lid reinforced by thick
iron bands. Inside it was a single item: A fine, steel


chain necklace, with a steel triangle suspended from it. I
picked it up and slid it over my head. That's when it
happened."
"What happened?" prodded Phineas, the hardened
sticky mess on his hand long forgotten. "What did it
do?"
Gelfig straightened up, put his arms at his sides.
"Suddenly I was surrounded by a field of caramel apple
trees. I was terribly hungry, and coincidentally that is
what I'd been thinking about before I put the necklace
on -- caramel apples."
At the mention of food, the tubby kender all reached
without looking, snapped off a piece of landscape, and
popped them into their mouths.
"Without really understanding what was happening,"
Gelfigburg's founder continued, "I thought about how
nice it would be to have some peppermint schnapps to
go with those caramel apples and, poof! A stream of
peppermint schnapps appeared, bubbling right past my
feet. I don't think I need to say that this was pretty ex-
citing!"
Phineas sprang forward and grabbed the short, wide
kender by his tightly stretched lapels. "Where is the
necklace?" he demanded, pawing through the folds of
clothing around Gelfig's neck. "What have you done
with it?"
Trapspringer leaped between the two, prying Phi-
neas's hands loose and pushing the human away. "Settle
down, Phineas," he soothed. "Don't interrupt the story."
Gelfig smoothed down his ruffled shirt and settled his
shoulders while the rest of the kender scowled at Phi-
neas. "It's right here, if you must know. I used to wear
it, but it won't fit around my neck anymore."
Phineas's eyes were as big as Gelfig's caramel apples
when the kender pulled a slender chain from an inside
pocket of his vest. A small steel triangle, no bigger than
Phineas's thumbnail, dangled from it. Phineas turned
white.


With his voice trembling, Phineas asked, "Could I see
it? I know a little about such things. I may be able to tell
you where it came from," he lied.
Gelfig looked at the chain, then shrugged and ex-
tended it to the human. "Sure, why not?" Phineas
reached out a shaking hand, snatched the chain, and
immediately wished himself into an enormous, gem-
encrusted castle filled with rich tapestries and beautiful
women and servants to cater to his every whim. When
he opened his eyes, he saw Gelfig still peering at him,
saying, "It doesn't work any more anyway."
Phineas collapsed to the ground near some cotton.
candy bushes, squishing an intricate mosaic made of
cream-filled pastries.
"It doesn't work," he mumbled. Then he glared at
Gelfig. "You used it up! How could you use up the
whole thing? What could you have wanted that was so
important you used up all the magic?"
"Hey, look at this place," Gelfig boasted, sweeping hi
arm to take in the whole panorama. "You think this was
easy? It took a lot of tries to get this just right."
Phineas doubled over and hugged his knees, sobbing
gently. He was surrounded by bloated kender in an un-
believable candyscape. He'd risked everything to get
here, and it was all for nothing. Now he was penniless,
homeless, and hopeless.
It wasn't the first time.
The kender drifted away, absorbed in retelling
Gelfig's famous story and devouring the scenery, get-
ting the latest news of Kendermore from Damaris, who,
from her enthusiastic munching, seemed to be fitting
right into Gelfigburg society. Phineas felt a hand on his
shoulder and looked up to see Trapspringer munching
on a piece of cinnamon fence. The kender plunked
down next to him. They sat that way for several min-
utes. Finally, Trapspringer broke the silence.
"That's what you were looking for all along, wasn't
it?" he asked. "I finally put all the pieces together. My

nephew, the marriage, the map -- it was all because that
map I gave you said something about 'a treasure of
powerful magic'."
Phineas heaved a heavy sigh.
"Don't take it too hard," advised the kender. "Trea-
sures come and go -- I should know -- but this...," he
said, holding up a solid butterscotch mushroom, "...
is the sort of thing you don't find every day."
Phineas raised his head and stared at the mushroom
through unblinking, red-rimmed eyes.
"I'm leaving," the human said flatly, and struggled to
his feet. "Where's the exit?" He started walking down
the licorice street toward Gelfig and the laughing, jok-
ing cluster of kender, who were trailing bits of pastry
behind.
"Hey, Gelfig," Phineas shouted, "here's your trinket
back. Now, how do I get out of here?"
Suddenly the kender, who had been jovial and bois-
terous moments before, grew sullen and quiet. They
paused before Gelfig's gingerbread house. Gelfig
coughed self-consciously and pretended he had not
heard the question.
"What's the matter?" asked Phineas, suddenly ner-
vous. He glanced at Trapspringer, who shrugged and
looked back to Gelfig.
Finally, Gelfig turned toward them. "Umm, I guess I
forgot to mention this, but we haven't found any way
to leave."
"What!?" screamed Phineas.
"I said, there..."
"There's no way out!?"
"I didn't say that, exactly," explained Gelfig. "I said
we haven't found any way out."
"That's a damned fine distinction to be making at this
point!" thundered Phineas. He turned and stomped
back up the licorice street, then spun back to face
Gelfig. "And I hate licorice!"

Chapter 20
The morning after burying Gisella, Woodrow,
and Tasslehoff rode Winnie in gloomy silence. The
Khalkist Mountains gave way to foothills. At dusk the
human and the kender reached the exotic port city of
Khuri Khan, across the Khurman Sea and far away from
their final destination of Kendermore.
The brilliant rose-orange sunset at their backs re--
flected off the gold-leafed onion domes that rose majesti--
cally into the darkening eastern sky. Date and coconut
palms swayed gently in the breeze. Women in colorful,
gauzy outfits hurried through the streets on their way
home, baskets perched on their heads. Merchants in ba-
tik head scarves, wraplike garments, and blousy pants
gathered at the ankles, made their final deals of the day

perched from the backs of their elephant mounts.
"See, Winnie, you won't look too out of place in this
city," Tasslehoff pointed out. The mammoth had been ex-
pressing concern since they spotted the city in the dis-
tance. "These elephants don't have nearly as much hair
as you do, but then, I don't know anything that does.
Maybe you can meet more of your own kind here."
"I don't think so," Winnie whined. "Lig and Bozdil al-
ways told me that I was the last one like me." A giant tear
rolled down the mammoth's big, rubbery cheek. The city
frightened him, and being reminded that he was all alone
in the world made him even more despondent.
"That's terrible," Woodrow said, genuinely sympa-
thetic. He gave the mammoth's neck an affectionate pat.
The big fellow had saved their lives twice already, and
the young human hated to see him cry.
"Maybe some food will cheer us up," Tas suggested.
They pooled their resources, which amounted to two
copper pieces from Woodrow and an emerald ring, a
small cut of amber, and some pointy teeth from Tassle-
hoff.
"That looks just like the baroness's ring, from back in
Rosloviggen!" Woodrow exclaimed.
Tas looked surprised, then colored slightly. "Why, I
think you're right. I wonder how it got in my pocket? It
must have fallen in somehow, perhaps when she passed
me a roll at dinner. Anyway, we may as well pawn it," he
said, without breaking stride.
"We can't do that!" Woodrow's shaggy blond mane
shook furiously. "It's not ours! That would be stealing."
"No it wouldn't," disagreed Tas. "Stealing is when you
take something, not when you pawn it." Winnie agreed
with the cockeyed logic.
Woodrow's face was dark. "You're both right, the
pawning comes after the stealing."
"Exactly! Since I didn't steal it --"
"-- it just fell into your pocket --"
"That's right. We'd just be borrowing it. We can buy it

back when we have more money, and then return it to
the baroness."
"I don't know," the human hedged.
Tasslehoff grew tired of Woodrow's reluctance. Jutting
his nose in the air defiantly, he said, "Well, do what you
want, but I'm going to sleep in a nice, warm bed tonight,
and Winnie will be staying in some comfortable stable
filled to the brim with... well, with whatever he wants
it filled to the brim with."
"Oh, all right!" Woodrow gave in. Another night in
the woods didn't appeal much to him, either.
Pawnshops were plentiful in Khuri Khan, as was usual
in a port city. Tasslehoff received seventy steel pieces for
the emerald ring, which he thought was much less than
its true value, but still a lot of money. In any case, it
would more than cover their immediate needs.
They found an inn by the waterfront, with a very large
stable around the corner willing to board a woolly mam-
moth. Though frightened to be without his new friends,
Winnie seemed relieved to be sheltered from the noise
and evening bustle of the city.
After a filling repast of curried pork with yellow rice
and exotic plum wine, the kender and the human
dragged themselves upstairs to their quarters above the
taproom, sparsely furnished with two beds and a cham-
ber pot. Both fell into an exhausted sleep, fully clothed,
their breathing in sync with the deep-throated harbor
bells outside their window.
It was well past midmorning when Tas and Woodrow
stumbled out of bed and retrieved an anxious Winnie
from the stable. The day was warm and clear, the sky
azure blue. A strong breeze blew across the wide, central
dock, where they sat eating honey-glazed sweetbuns and
sipping thick coconut milk they'd purchased at a bakery.
Tasslehoff removed his blue leggings and dipped his
toes in the cool, black water. He tore off a piece of sticky

bun, stuffed it into his mouth, and licked his fingers with
gusto. Then, after a few moments of pawing through his
pack, he removed his ever present roll of maps. Woo-
drow eyed the bundle skeptically.
"They're not all from before the Cataclysm," Tas said,
noting the human's pained expression. He unrolled the
maps and thumbed through them. "Here's one of South-
ern Solamnia; I know that one's OK, 'cause I made it my-
self when I teleported there with a magic ring. Did I tell
you about my teleporting ring?"
Woodrow was not in the mood for one of the kender's
stories today. "I believe I've heard something about that,
yes," he mumbled, telling himself that this particular lie
was really a very small one.
"I haven't heard it," Winnie said. He was not keen
about water, and particularly disliked the way the dock
groaned when he moved across it. Despite coaxing, he
would not venture far from solid land.
"Sorry, Winnie, but we really should discuss if we're
going to Kendermore by boat or by riding you over-
land."
Tasslehoff's face fell; the teleporting ring story was one
of his favorites. But the kender continued searching
through his pile of maps; it had been a long time since
he'd examined them closely. Nordmaar, Estwilde, the is-
lands of Northern and Southern Ergoth and Enstar -- he
had maps from all over.
Woodrow elbowed the kender suddenly. "I think we
should travel to Goodlund on that," he said, squinting
into the morning sun and pointing to a sleek, two-masted
ship docked at the end of the pier. Its sails were furled,
but a gaudy, red-and-gold flag snapped smartly from the
top of the taller mast. The long, thin ship looked much
more elegant than the round, squat ships that crowded
the quays. Despite the shipwreck, Woodrow thought
longingly of the sea -- he was not keen for any more
bumpy riding on Winnie's back.
"What would we do with Winnie?" Tas asked.

"I'm sure we could bring him aboard. Ships carry live-
stock all the time."
'You're going to put me in a compartment with cows
and pigs and chickens that are waiting to be butchered?"
Winnie squealed. A passerby looked at the talking mam-
moth in stunned disbelief, then hurried by.
"That's the wrong attitude, Winnie," Woodrow said in
his most solicitous voice. "Look at it as a chance to save
your feet miles of stumbling over unfamiliar ground."
"All ground is unfamiliar to me. Remember where I've
been for the last fifteen years."
Tasslehoff stood up and stamped his feet on the dock
to dry them. "Let's go find out how much it would cost to
cross the Khurman Sea with a mammoth. Or even where
the ship is headed." Woodrow agreed with this sugges-
tion and stood up to join the kender when Winnie's
frightened voice stopped both of them.
"Wait, Tasslehoff, Woodrow," he said, his tone reluc-
tant. "I don't think I can ride on a boat." The mammoth
looked embarrassed.
Tas hugged one of Winnie's massive legs. "If you're
frightened by water, we'll travel overland so you can go
with us. Won't we, Woodrow?" the kender offered gen-
erously.
The human's "Sure," was not as enthusiastic, but no
less sincere than Tasslehoff's.
Winnie shook his massive head, his trunk swinging
wildly. "It's not just the water, Tasslehoff." The mam-
moth paused as if thinking, then blew a big sigh. "For
years -- ever since I was captured -- I've thought about
where I came from. The gnomes said they found me
abandoned, and I believe them. But I had to have parents
sometime, didn't?"
"But how will you know where to look?" asked
Woodrow.
"I have one clue," said Winnie, taking a drink of water
off the side of the dock. "Bozdil told me that they found
me south of someplace called Zeriak."

"South of Zeriak... that's Icewall," Tasslehoff mut-
tered to himself, tapping his chin. "I think I can help
you." The kender took out his roll of maps and found one
that satisfied him. "Yes, here it is, a map of the South."
Tasslehoff rolled it back up and slipped it into the tight
curl in the end of Winnie's trunk. "A farewell present,"
the kender said, swallowing a sniffle. He hugged the
mammoth's trunk and stepped away, his eyes welling.
"I have no gift for you except my gratitude, friend,"
Woodrow said, reaching out to pat the hairy pachy-
derm. "Good-bye, and good luck."
"I'm the one who must thank you," corrected the mam-
moth. "But if I don't go right this minute, I lose my
courage. Thank you, and so long!" Winnie the woolly
mammoth called with a wave of his trunk as he left the
dock and disappeared into the bustling city streets. Bit-
ing his lip, Tasslehoff stood and waved long after the
mammoth had disappeared.
"Shall we see when the ship at the end of the dock
leaves for Port Balifor?" Woodrow suggested gently.
Tasslehoff's blue mood passed as quickly as it ap-
peared at the mention of another sea voyage. Kender and
human hurried down the pier. A gangplank led onto the
ship. Finding no one on the dock, they boarded the ship.
As they crossed the gangplank, Woodrow noticed a
barge floating behind the ship and tethered to it. The
barge was loaded with heaps of wilted produce.
Once aboard, Tas hung back to explore while Wood-
row spoke to the steward, a hunch-backed, grumpy hu-
man in salt-stained, black wool breeches.
With his arms crossed (he thought it made him look
older), Woodrow concluded a deal with the steward,
who seemed reluctant to allow a kender aboard. Wood-
row was looking for Tasslehoff when his eyes focused on
a sight on land at the end of the dock. There, amongst a
small gathering of men, was an unusual but familiar
horse with red nostrils, and its well-muscled owner.
Walking with a bit of a limp, the man and his huge, black

horse were striding down the dock toward the ship.
Gisella's killer!
Woodrow made himself small and ducked behind the
large mast, his eyes scanning the deck frantically for the
kender. He swore.
Where was that kender?!
Woodrow wondered briefly how the man they'd
fought near the gnomes' tower and who had murdered
Miss Hornslager could have survived his wounds. Obvi-
ously he had, for there was no mistaking either him or
his frightening horse. But now Woodrow had a greater
mystery to solve.
Such as where the damned kender was, and how both
of them could hide from Gisella's ruthless killer.
Woodrow spotted the kender when Tas suddenly
popped up a narrow stairway near the stern, his mouth
open in an impending exclamation. Woodrow launched
a low, flying tackle and clamped his hand over the star-
tled kender's mouth. He ducked between a water barrel
and the ship's rail, dragging a struggling Tasslehoff
along.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Burrfoot, but I've got terrible news.
That man who killed Miss Hornslager is about to board
this ship with his horse. We can't get off without him see-
ing us, and I can't think of any place to hide where he
won't eventually find us."
Tasslehoff's face burned with anger and he bit Wood-
row's hand, which the human hastily snatched away. "I
thought you said you killed him!" accused Tas.
The human looked sheepish as he rubbed his smarting
palm. "I thought I did. I don't have much experience at
that sort of thing, Mr. Burrfoot."
Tas's anger ebbed somewhat. "I'm not going to hide
from him," he announced firmly. "That troll-spawn is go-
ing to pay for what he did to Gisella!" The kender strug-
gled against Woodrow, trying to get to his feet.
Tas's fearlessness only heightened Woodrow's fear.
The human had seen this stranger in combat and knew

that one kender, however determined, and a runaway
squire like himself were no match for such a man.
Woodrow peeked around the corner. Denzil spoke
with the steward, then handed him a small bag full of
jingling coins. He had obviously booked passage for
himself and his monstrous horse.
Fear squeezed Woodrow's heart. He and Tas couldn't
leave the ship without being seen, and they couldn't stay
where they were without being discovered.
Then the human remembered the barge containing
wilted produce. Assuming it hadn't drifted too far from
where he'd seen it, it should be only a few feet away. A
pile of lettuce and carrots would make a soft landing.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Burrfoot, but this is for your own
good." With one arm around the struggling kender's
shoulders and another over his mouth, Woodrow threw
Tasslehoff and himself over the ship's railing, praying
that his aim was true, that the vegetables were as cush-
iony as they looked, and that he didn't land on and
squash the kender.
Woodrow hit the barge with a wet, sloshing slap and
released the kender. Tumbling and rolling side to side, he
slid down a hump of slimy refuse and tumbled up against
the side of the barge. With horror, he realized that the
garbage on the barge was a lot older and more rotten
than he'd thought -- mounds and mounds of rotting let-
tuce, tomatoes, carrots, meat, rags, and worse.
After spitting over the side a dozen times and wiping
his lips and face as thoroughly as possible, Woodrow
scanned about for Tasslehoff. "Mr. Burrfoot?" he whis-
pered loudly, trying not to swallow. "Tasslehoff, are you
all right? Please answer me!"
Woodrow heard a soft groan nearby. Raking through
the awful-smelling garbage, he found the kender lying in
a heap against the side of the barge, a large lump forming
in front of his topknot. Woodrow felt awful, but he was
glad too that the kender was unconscious, because he
would surely kick up a fuss otherwise.

Woodrow curled up into a ball in the mess, forming a
plan. He knew from speaking to the steward that the ship
was scheduled to sail as soon as the crew returned from
shore, which would be very soon. If he and Tasslehoff
could remain hidden, the ship would leave and tow them
along. Then they could keep an eye on the man who
killed Gisella without worrying about bumping into him
accidentally. Working as quickly and quietly as possible,
he buried himself and Tasslehoff in the garbage.
Within the half-hour, the crew was reassembled on
deck. Sails were unfurled, the anchor weighed, and
mooring lines cast off.
The sun was just past midday when the ship slipped
away from the dock and headed out to sea, trailing the
stinking barge. Woodrow peeked his head out at the first
sign of movement and caught sight of the evil man stand-
ing at the stern of the ship. Woodrow shivered involun-
tarily. Excitement and fear had left him exhausted. With
nothing else to do, he fell asleep next to Tasslehoff.
A wave slapped over the barge and Woodrow awoke
with a start, gagging on water. A putrid taste clogged his
nose and mouth. His heart pounded furiously until he re-
membered where he was. The sky was bright orange and
white, the sun a giant half-circle on the horizon. He
could see no land in any direction.
When Woodrow looked toward the ship, his panic re-
turned.
A sailor was bent over the rail, a hatchet in his hands.
With a soft "thunk," the sailor's hatchet chopped through
the rope that linked the barge to the ship. Tas's and
Woodrow's garbage barge slowed and fell behind. The
beautiful, two-masted ship glided through the water to-
ward Port Balifor as the barge glided to a stop and rolled
gently on the waves.
"For the last time, Woodrow, I'm not mad!" Tasslehoff
snapped. Tempers were short on the garbage barge. The

kender had cleared himself a little, slimy patch of boat,
which he'd rinsed as best he could by scooping up seawa-
ter with his hands.
"I just wish you'd warned me before you tossed me on
my head, that's all." He gingerly touched the bruised
knot that had formed just above his brows. "I'll bet it
looks like a third eye."
"You can hardly see it," Woodrow said kindly, pri-
vately amazed by its size.
"Not see it!" Tas cried. "I can see it myself without
looking in a glass!" To demonstrate his point, he crossed
his eyes and looked up, only managing to look de-
mented. They broke into ridiculous, hysterical laughter,
hiccupping slowly to a stop.
The barge fell unnaturally silent. Not even a whiff of a
breeze crossed their heap of fermenting, rotten, stinking
garbage. The midday sun beat down on them, and the
sea was as still as bathwater.
"I'm hungry," Tas said at last, rubbing his growling
stomach. He remembered their sweetbuns back on the
dock.
Woodrow's boyish face scrunched up in disgust. "How
can you think of eating in the middle of this stench?"
"I eat when I'm bored, OK?" Tas said defensively.
"We haven't been out here that long," Woodrow said.
"How long is long enough?" Tas asked genuinely. "I
wasn't bored during the shipwreck, though." He smiled
fondly at the memory. "Things were flying and crashing
about on the deck, the gully dwarves were, well, being
gully dwarves, and Gisella was rolling off the side in the
wagon --" The kender's eyes misted over at the mention
of their fallen friend. The memory of her sacrifice was
fresh in his consciousness.
"Remember before, how we thought she had
drowned?" Woodrow was trying to sound inspirational.
"It turned out she was just fine!"
"That time," Tas said sorrowfully.
"I miss her, too, Mr. Burrfoot."

Tasslehoff set his chin with determination. "I pledged
to return to Kendermore, for Gisella -- to complete her
job -- and to rescue my Uncle Trapspringer." His eyes
sparkled fiercely. "I must!"
"We'll get there somehow," Woodrow promised, his
unblinking eyes staring into the neverending horizon.
Gulls swooped overhead, squawking in their distinctive
voices.
Tas's nose lifted in the air as he sniffed. "Something
smells like my mother's furniture polish. Or maybe it
was her broth." He shrugged. "They may have been the
same thing."
Woodrow picked up the corner of a soiled piece of
parchment. "What could possibly be causing such an aw-
ful smell, anyway?"
"I don't know. Maybe if we find it we can throw it
overboard."
Woodrow picked up a sturdy-looking piece of lumber
and started poking through the refuse. After turning
over several piles, both he and Tas retreated, holding
their noses.
"We must be getting close," Tas said.
Two more reluctant pushes with the piece of wood re-
vealed the gray, decomposing carcass of a beak-faced
owlbear buried beneath the more usual sorts of garbage.
Both Woodrow and Tas dashed for the farthest corner of
the barge and hung their heads beneath the level of the
gunwale.
"We've got to dump that thing overboard, Mr. Burr-
foot," gasped Woodrow.
"I don't think that would be wise," the kender an-
swered. "I'm sure it would attract sharks."
"Would a shark eat that?"
"Oh, yes. Sharks eat everything, dead or alive, but
mostly alive, and mostly humans and kender and such.
And they're enormous and can chew a boat apart if there
is something aboard they want to eat. Which is -- as I
said -- everything."

"But we're not in the ocean," objected Woodrow. "This
is the 'Bay' of Balifor. So we're all right, right?"
Tasslehoff flopped back into the bottom of the barge
and inhaled deeply. "They call it a bay, but it connects
right up to the ocean. Ships that sail on the ocean come in
and out of Port Balifor all the time. We're definitely safer
with a dead owlbear than with a live shark."
Wordlessly, Woodrow sank down beside Tas. In the
quiet, windless heat, the stink hung over the barge like a
shroud. Together they sat and stared at the offensive
owlbear carcass and wished themselves elsewhere.
Tas was soon bored again, so he absently watched a
distant dot grow against the horizon. "What is that,
land?" he asked at last, pointing for the human's benefit.
Woodrow squinted down the end of the kender's fin-
ger. "It can't be. We're not moving, but the dot is getting
bigger."
"It's a boat." Tas cried suddenly, his sharp kender eyes
catching a glimpse of movement. Rowers, he guessed
from their constant motion. Tas jumped up and down,
waving his arms excitedly and screaming at the top of his
lungs.
Woodrow stilled the kender's arms and said, "We may
not: be happy to see who's on this boat."
Tasslehoff looked at Woodrow as if the human had
lost his mind. "Not happy? But they can rescue us! Any-
thing has got to be better than riding around on here,
particularly since there's nothing very interesting in the
heap." He squinted at the speck again. "Besides, I think
it's too late. They've spotted us." As the rowers drew
closer, Tas recognized bull-shaped heads -- minotaurs.
Minotaurs were one of Krynn's most unusual -- and
unfriendly -- races. Before the Cataclysm, their history
was filled with prejudice and slavery, first by the Kal-
Thax dwarves, (according to legend, at least), and later
by the Istar Empire. Their bovine appearance and in-
credible strength made them both despised and coveted
as slaves.

No one but another minotaur ever called one of their
number beautiful. Both bulls and cows were seldom less
than seven feet tall. Short, black or red-brown fur cov-
ered their heavily muscled, human/bovine frames.
Though they walked upright and had hands like men,
their ankles, or tarsal joints, were the hocks of quadru-
ped animals with cloven hooves. Horns as much as a foot
long grew from their temples or browbones.
Though they usually wore clothing, particularly out-
side their island nation, they were scantily covered by
human standards. Their outfit of choice was a harness
studded with weapons and decorations, and a short
leather skirt.
Before long, the small, gleaming, beautifully crafted
longboat, propelled by sixteen powerful oarsmen, glided
gracefully up to the barge, barely leaving a wake. Every-
one aboard the minotaur boat looked worse than
unfriendly -- angry, almost. They stared unabashedly
without speaking, their collective gaze primarily on Tas-
slehoff.
The kender was beginning to feel like one of the bugs
in Lig's and Bozdil's display cases, and it made him
squirmy. "Hello," he called, flashing his friendliest smile.
"Tasslehoff Burrfoot. And you are --"
"Goar. We've had much trouble of late with the kender
on the Blood Sea Coast." The speaker and apparent
leader, if his lone red harness was any indication, was a
head taller than the other oarsmen. "They are an infan-
tile and thievish race. You are not, perhaps, like the
rest?" His words sounded awkward but were phoneti-
cally correct, as if he had learned the common tongue
from a textbook.
Tasslehoff was too busy staring to hear the insult at
first. Woodrow watched the kender's cheeks grow hot as
the words sank in. He cut in before the kender could
launch into one of his spine-tingling taunts.
"My friend and I are stranded out here, having mistak-
enly boarded this barge without knowing that it would

be cut adrift." Woodrow licked his lips nervously, know-
ing that this pronouncement sounded unlikely. "Perhaps
you could give us a ride to the nearest port, or at least
tow us? We would be most grateful."
Goar turned his back and engaged in a loud series of
moans and harsh grunts with his crewmen. Suddenly,
one of them, a red-furred minotaur whose horns
stretched two feet if they were an inch, growled long and
low in the back of its throat. The monstrous creature
shook its heavy head twice, pointing an accusing finger
at Tas, and crossed its arms defiantly.
But Goar's answer was a vicious snort, his lip curled
back in an ugly sneer. The gesture left no room for de-
bate. The other minotaur averted its head in angry
shame and stormed to the back of the small boat.
Goar turned back to Tas and Woodrow, regarding
them as he carefully prepared the unfamiliar words. "We
have decided to believe that you are, indeed, stranded."
Woodrow and Tas waited for the minotaur to con-
tinue, both thinking, What an odd way to agree to help
us! When it appeared the silence would stretch on indefi-
nitely, Tas said, "Well, we are -- stranded, that is. So are
you going to help us or not?"
"We did not say we would, no."
Tas and Woodrow exchanged puzzled looks. "Surely
you can't leave us out here to die!" croaked Woodrow.
"We cannot?" Goar's voice was without guile. "We are
unaware of any law regarding this."
Tas gave an uneasy laugh. "Of course there's no law,
but..."
Goar arched an eyebrow at the kender, who decided to
try a gamble.
"We can pay you!"
Goar's furry ears perked up, but he looked dubiously
at the pile of garbage. "I doubt you have anything we
would find of value." His attention was abruptly com-
manded by a tug on his arm from another of his crew.
Goar turned away from the barge again.

"Mr. Burrfoot," Woodrow whispered hoarsely, "I'm
not sure it was a good idea to promise them payment.
Remember, we paid for passage on the other ship, which,
after breakfast, leaves us with next to nothing."
"You shouldn't worry about things so much, Wood-
row," Tas said in that lecturing tone kender used so fre-
quently. "Something will come up. It always does."
"I don't know," Woodrow said slowly. "They don't
seem like the trusting type."
"Human and kender," Goar rumbled behind them. Tas
and Woodrow spun around. "My..." He seemed to be
searching for a word. "... my cook tells me that he de-
tects the scent of seasoned owlbear coming from your
boat. We would accept that in payment for delivering
you to the nearest port."
Tasslehoff and Woodrow were dumbstruck.
"However, if you are unwilling to relinquish such a
valuable item in exchange for your lives," Goar contin-
ued, "regrettably we would continue on our way."
"Take it!" kender and human cried in unison.
Minotaurs made incredible oarsmen, Tas concluded,
watching the strange bull-men pulling at their respective
oars. Driven by the cadence of their leader/coxswain,
their rhythm never faltered, their strength never flagged.
It was mesmerizing to watch, back and forth, back and
forth, corded muscles rippling in their thick arms and
necks.
The ride was smoother than any Tasslehoff had ever
encountered, on land or at sea. The sleek, streamlined
minotaur ship cut through the still waters of the Khur-
man Sea like a hot knife through butter. The speed of sea
travel was difficult to gauge, since there were no land-
marks to follow, but Tas was quite certain he had never
before traveled as swiftly on land. It was more like flying
on a dragon, he concluded.
They had been at sea with the minotaurs through two

sunsets and sunrises. The garbage barge had been cast
adrift after the removal of the owlbear. Life aboard the
minotaur ship was all work and no play. When the row-
ers were not at the oars, they were sanding and polishing
the gleaming chestnut-colored deck to remove any im-
perfections in its surface.
The two passengers were treated with barely veiled
distaste by all but the leader, Goar, who seemed to be the
only one able to communicate with them. Tas tried
speaking with the others in fragments of several lan-
guages and concluded that they spoke only Minotaur.
Woodrow doubted from their attitudes that they'd ac-
knowledge a human even if they could understand him.
On the third morning, Goar announced, "We are near-
ing Port Balifor," though neither Woodrow nor Tas saw
any sign of land.
"How long will it be before we reach the port?" Wood-
row asked.
"We will not be reaching the port," Goar growled. "We
have no wish to mingle with human sailors, nor they
with us."
"So you're dumping us?"
"We will provide you with a floating conveyance that
should maintain you until another ship passes by. Many
ships pass this area. You should not have long to wait."
Tasslehoff was about to protest when the minotaur
cook came forward hefting a large, lidless barrel.
'You don't mean for us to float around in that," Wood-
row said, shaking his head in disbelief and backing away.
The minotaur's hairy lip curled up. "It is waterproof.
We can provide you with paddles, if that would assist
you."
"Look at it as an adventure," Tas said to Woodrow, his
eyes sparkling eagerly. "This might be fun. I've never
been set adrift in a barrel."
"An adventure? Haven't you had enough of adventure
for a while?" Woodrow asked impatiently.
"How can you have enough adventure?" asked Tas as

Goar lifted him effortlessly. The cook rolled the barrel
over the gunwale and Goar deposited Tas,' and then
Woodrow, into the pitching, bobbing tub.
Tasslehoff splashed merrily in the lapping water as the
minotaurs pulled rapidly away. Before long, they were
once again just a speck on the horizon. Woodrow
slumped down to the bottom of the barrel.
While Woodrow sulked, Tas experimented with the
barrel's balance and buoyancy. He rocked from side to
side, jumped up and down, and made the barrel spin in
slow circles by paddling with one hand.
Occasionally Tas took a break from his research to
scan the horizon for sails. After hours of seeing nothing,
he suddenly began jumping up and down in the barrel
with a purpose, tossing it from side to side and franti-
cally waving his arms above his head. Soon he was
shouting at the top of his lungs, "We're over here! This
way! Are you blind or stupid? We're over here!"
Woodrow leaped to his feet and squinted across the
water. He, too, saw the approaching sail. "You know,
something about that ship looks familiar," he said, grasp-
ing opposite sides of the wildly swaying barrel, trying to
steady it.
"I know!" Tas snapped his fingers. "I recognize the cap-
tain's red flag with the golden cloverleaf symbol. It's the
ship we booked passage on, and then you threw me on
my head!"
Woodrow's blood froze in his veins. How could that
ship have got behind them?
"Paddle, Mr. Burrfoot!" Even as he made the desperate
cry and stabbed his own oar in the water, Woodrow
knew that the attempt was useless. He closed his eyes and
steadied his nerves for the inevitable.
When the human opened his eyes again, he could see
the ship was much closer -- close enough for him to pick
out the dark, sinister form of Gisella's killer at the bow,
looking like its figurehead. His cloak flapped around his
knees, and he was flanked by two sailors who scurried

about, one with a long pole with a hooked blade and the
other with a rope.
As the ship approached, it did not reduce its speed. In-
stead, the sailor with the long pole hooked its blade onto
the barrel. The barrel tipped dangerously and some wa-
ter spilled over the rim as it swung toward the ship. As
the barrel bumped against the hull of the ship, the second
sailor tossed a rope down to the two castaways. "Climb
up quick!" he barked. "We ain't got all day."
Keeping one suspicious eye on Denzil, both figures
clambered up the side of the boat. The barrel was set
adrift. Through all of this, Denzil stood in the forecastle
and watched, perfectly playing the role of the disinter-
ested stranger.
The steward, holding quill and parchment, found
them moments after they boarded. The hunch-backed,
grumpy-looking human wore the same black wool, salt-
stained breeches he'd worn almost a week before, when
Tas and Woodrow had first booked passage on the ship.
He recognized them at once.
'You paid for your passage, then disappeared," he
said, his glance suspicious. "If you have enough coin to
be throwing it away, what are you doing sailing Balifor
Bay in a barrel?"
Tas shifted while he thought fast. "See, after we paid
for passage, a friend of ours came along and offered us
the use of his boat. We couldn't say no, could we? But we
didn't think it was right to ask for our money back from
you -- a deal's a deal, isn't it, Woodrow?" The human
nodded his blond head.
"Anyway, neither of us really knows how to sail a
boat, so we ran into a bit of trouble -- a hurricane, I
think -- lot's of wind, anyway. We escaped in the barrel
before the boat sank." Tas finished his story, out of
breath. That one had been a real test of his storytelling
skills.
The steward looked dubious, but he shrugged. "This
close to land, who cares why you're really here? You paid

for the whole ride, anyway. You may as well finish it out
with us."
"One more thing," injected Tas artlessly. "That man up
front," he pointed, "standing next to the anchor rope, is a
murderer. He should be arrested and turned over to the
constables in Port Balifor."
The steward was taken aback by the turn in the con-
versation, then at the claim. "You are confused," he ex-
plained. "Master Denzil is a model passenger. I'll take no
action against him on the whim of a couple of casta-
ways." The steward laughed at what he considered to be
a silly request.
Walking away to resume his duties, the sailor shot
back over his shoulder, "We should reach Port Balifor in
a few hours. Until then, stay on this deck and don't
bother any of the other passengers."
"But he's --"
"I said, don't bother any of the other passengers."
roared the steward. Then he turned and strode back to
his post at the stern of the ship.
As soon as the ship tied up and the gangplank was
lowered, Tasslehoff and Woodrow were ordered off.
They retreated into the beehive of barrels, bundles,
sacks, and urns that covered the wharf.
"We can follow Denzil easily in all this bustle without
being seen," proposed Tasslehoff. "Let's wait here and see
what happens."
Shaking his head dazedly, Woodrow kept walking
through the throng. "No, Mr. Burrfoot. I don't mean to
be disrespectful, but I intend for us both to get as far
away from that murderer as possible." Suddenly the hu-
man was dragged to a stop by the surprisingly strong
arms of the kender.
"Wait, Woodrow," Tasslehoff insisted. "That Denzil
guy is dangerous, and we can't just let him walk away. If
not for Gisella's sake, then for our own safety we'd better
keep track of him. He'll be a lot more dangerous if he gets
out of our sight."

Woodrow stood silently behind the kender. He was
still jittery, but his friend's confidence soothed his nerves
somewhat.
They watched the ship for several minutes. Denzil em-
erged from belowdecks leading his monstrous night-
mare. He led the huge, black animal down the gangplank
and across the wharf. The crowd parted before him, peo-
ple edging away from the snorting, red-eyed nightmare.
Still within view of the ship, Denzil strode directly past
Woodrow and Tasslehoff, ignoring them, and continued
into the town.
"What do you suppose he's up to?" murmured Wood-
row, tearing a fingernail to the skin with his teeth.
"Maybe he just doesn't care about us," Tasslehoff said,
though he didn't sound convinced himself. "Maybe what
happened outside the gnomes' castle had nothing to do
with us personally. He doesn't seem interested in us at all
anymore."
"Maybe you're right," Woodrow agreed warily.
"Let's follow him anyway," suggested Tas. "Maybe we
can get something to eat while we're at it."
Tas led the way down the street, trailing Denzil. Before
long, however, the kender was absorbed in the sights,
smells, and sounds of the bustling seaport. Strange lan-
guages, exotic dress, people with unusual features and
tattoos, and dozens of merchants all trying to sell him
something (or keep him away from their stalls) proved
too distracting for the irrepressible kender. By the time
they left the second market square, Tas no longer knew
where Denzil was, nor was he very concerned.
Instead, Tas paused to buy some smoked fish, admired
the merchandise in a map seller's booth, and was chased
away by a silversmith after the merchant caught him
making funny faces in the side of a teapot.
Even Woodrow had begun to relax as they passed an
alley, munching on the last chunks of smoked fish. Sud-
denly, two powerful arms shot out and grabbed the star-
tled kender and human. One hand wrapped around Tas's

neck, the other grasped Woodrow's shirt. The human
was flung against the wall at the back of the alley. Tassle-
hoff felt himself being hoisted face-down across the pom-
mel of a saddle. The pommel gouged painfully into his
ribs. Then someone else leaped into the saddle beside
him. Woodrow scrambled to his feet, only to be met by
the ringing sound of a sword being drawn.
Denzil!
"This doesn't concern you, farmboy!" growled the as-
sailant. "Stay out of it." With that, the dark-cloaked as-
sailant swung the flat of the sword viciously down on top
of Woodrow's head, and the human crumpled. A power-
ful hand on Tasslehoff's back pressed him tightly to the
saddle as the mount and rider turned and dashed from
the alley.

Chapter 21
Denzil threw Tasslehoff on the hay-stewn
dirt floor of a warehouse near the docks. Dusty light
streamed through knotholes in the walls' wide boards.
The room contained only large wooden barrels held
together with rusty bands, and stank overpoweringly
of herring.
With his hands tied together at the wrists, the ken-
der had to struggle to get into a sitting position. He
gave the sinister-looking human a murderous glance.
"You're going to pay for what you did to poor Gisella,
and now Woodrow!"
"Give me your maps."
Tas met his challenging gaze. "I wouldn't give you a
bucket of spit!"

"Lucky for me, I'm not asking for one," Denzil said.
He grabbed the kender by the neck of his tunic, lifted
him off the ground, then rummaged around in Tas's
vest until he found what he wanted. Letting his mouth
crack slightly with an expression that was half grim-
ace, half smile, he held a roll of parchment up victori-
ously. Denzil dropped the kender absently and turned
away.
Kneeling on the ground, he unrolled the maps and
regarded them in a stream of light with the tender gaze
of a lover. After scouring the top one with his eyes, he
grunted angrily, then viciously threw the map over his
shoulder. He repeated the scene with each of some six
maps, rose to his feet, then scowled darkly. Turning to
find the kender, he nearly tripped over Tasslehoff,
who had been spying over the human's shoulder.
"Where is it?!" Denzil stormed, reaching for the ken-
der's throat.
Tasslehoff backpedaled quickly. Even he was a bit
alarmed by the murder in the human's eyes. "Where's
what? I'm sure there's a useful map in there some-
where. Are you having trouble reading them? You
needn't be embarrassed. I could read them for you --"
Denzil closed the gap between Tas, and his black-
gloved fingers tightened around the kender's throat.
"Of course you don't need any help reading them,"
gurgled Tasslehoff.
"Don't jerk me around, ken-dirt," Denzil growled. "I
want the other half of a map that covers the territory
east of Kendermore."
"Withh twwr -- ?" Denzil loosened his hold on the
purple-faced kender somewhat. "Thank you." Tassle-
hoff gave a raw cough. "The only area worth mapping
due east of Kendermore is the Ruins. And even that
isn't really worth mapping, since it's ruined." Tassle-
hoff gave a resigned shrug, then another thought
struck him.
"Hey, I once had a small map of the Tower of High

Sorcery there, and the magical grove surrounding it."
Denzil leaned into him, his fetid breath fanning the
kender's face. "What do you mean, 'had'?"
"Well, as I recall, there wasn't much detail on the
map -- just a bunch of trees with a beware sign on
them, then this tall, round tower, with lots of steps. I
don't remember how many rooms there were.
"Anyway, one day I was out of parchment and I
wanted to draw a new map -- of Neraka, I think. So I
sorted through the maps I had and I decided to use the
back of the one with the Tower on it.
"So where is that map?"
Tasslehoff shrugged again. "I haven't seen it in a
long time. I must have given it away." The kender
could see the human's hands trembling with rage.
"What's so important about that map? I've got
plenty of others."
"I might as well tell you," Denzil said, "since you're
about to die anyway. I stumbled upon half of that
same map in the office of some quack doctor in Ken-
dermore. Your half of that map showed the location of
a treasure. I want that treasure, and provided some-
one else doesn't already have it, I'm going to get it!"
With that, he pushed the kender to the floor against
the wall and prepared his crossbow.
"Well, then, if you're going to the tower, you're go-
ing to need to know how to get through the grove," Tas
said quickly, squirming away from the crossbow's
sight.
"You're trying to stall me," Denzil said in a dis-
tracted, low voice, his fingers nocking the crossbow
bolt.
Tas kicked and flailed, trying to keep moving. "That
may be true, but it's also true that you have to know
the secret of the grove to get through! Ask anyone!
Every Tower of High Sorcery is surrounded by a magi-
cal grove."
Denzil let the crossbow slip from his shoulder as he

considered the kender's words. "What can a bunch of
trees do?" he snarled at last, raising the bow again.
"Plenty!" Tas said hoarsely. "This particular grove
tends to make people go crazy! I'm sure you've heard
how, uh, resourceful kender are when it comes to get-
ting into difficult places. Well, even most kender ha-
ven't been able to get through this grove. Only those
who know its terrible secrets have ever made it into the
tower!"
Denzil lowered the bow again and squinted at Tas-
slehoff. "And I suppose you're one of those kender?"
"I might be," Tas said coyly. "Remember, I saw the
map."
Denzil thought about that for a moment. "If you
know the secret -- if there is one -- tell me now."
Tasslehoff looked offended. "How stupid do you
think I am? I'd tell you the secret, and you'd kill met I'd
rather die without having told you, thank you!"
Denzil wiped his face wearily; he couldn't take the
chance that the kender was telling the truth. Snatching
at Tas's bound wrists, he jerked him to his feet. "I'm
going to kill you no matter what, you know. This way
you'll get a nice, comfortable ride on my nightmare."
His small eyes narrowed to little slits. "And if you're
lying, the quick death I would have given you here will
seem luxurious compared to what you'll get later on."
Tasslehoff swallowed hard as Denzil dragged him
out of the warehouse and to an alley where his black
mount pranced anxiously. This Denzil and his fierce,
fire-breathing creature were enough to make even the
stout-hearted kender wish he really did know the se-
cret to the grove.
They rode on the cold-as-ice nightmare from Port
Balifor, around Kendermore to the north, and to the
Ruins. At least that's what Tas assumed, since he
couldn't see more than the ground as it flew by the

nightmare's right flank. Denzil had tossed the kender
before him on his stomach and lashed him to the sad-
dle.
"Wouldn't want you to fall and get hurt," he chor-
tled.
When they reached the outskirts of the Ruins, Den-
zil dismounted. He issued an order to the nightmare in
an ugly, guttural language that Tas had never heard
before. Then, with Tas still tied across Scul's back,
ahead of the saddle, Denzil strode down the main,
rundown road that ran through the Ruins. Tas thought
it strange that they encountered none of the usual ver-
min that inhabited the area, but then he realized that
the nightmare probably scared most of them away.
Satisfied at last, Denzil approached the grove, lead-
ing his monstrous mount.
With a wicked-looking, curved knife, he cut the
rope securing the kender to the nightmare. Tas fell to
the ground like a sack of grain. His back seemed per-
manently rounded and his leg muscles cramped pain-
fully. Denzil jerked him upright by the wrists.
"It's time to reveal the big secret, ken-dirt," Denzil
said nastily. "Put up or shut up, as they say."
I can't tell him something I don't know, Tas thought
grimly. If I did know, he'd kill me the minute I told
him. But if I only tell him a little bit at a time, he'll have
to keep me alive for the rest of the information. Once
we get into the grove, maybe I can get away. Once it
starts to take effect...
"Don't you mean 'put up and shut up'? " Tas re-
torted. "Oh, no. You're just going to have to follow my
lead." Tas took one step into the trees.
"I'm getting real tired of you, Burrfoot," Denzil
growled. He held fast to the kender's bonds, but strode
in next to him. "So what do we have to do?"
"Well, there's a whole series of things that must be
done in the proper order," Tas ad-libbed. "The first is
coming up just inside the grove's edge. We have to

crawl on our hands and knees to avoid springing a
trap."
Denzil looked skeptical. "I thought this grove was
magic, that it inspired craziness."
"It does!" Tas said. "But that doesn't mean there
aren't traps, too."
"You go first," Denzil said, slinging his crossbow
across his back. "I'm going to have a hand on your an-
kle the whole time."
So much for losing him in the grove, thought Tas.
Still, there was hope. The kender dropped to his knees
and began crawling awkwardly because of his bound
wrists, Denzil right on his heels as promised. Tassle-
hoff's knees got sore and he stopped. The kender could
feel the grove's magic encouraging him to suggest
crazy things.
"Now, we have to walk backward," Tas announced.
He assumed that the human would still insist on
watching him, which meant Denzil would have to go
first and he'd probably trip.
"If you're playing me for a fool, Burrfoot..." Den-
zil growled. The grove was making him even more sus-
picious than usual.
Tas managed an unconcerned shrug. "Go ahead.
Don't listen to me, the one person who's seen the map
of this grove, and see how far you get!" Secretly, Tas
was more than a little surprised that they'd gotten as
far as they had. The grove's effect had seemed much
stronger the last time he had been there. How long ago
had that been, he wondered -- ten years?
"I'm going first this time so I can keep my eyes on
you," Denzil said predictably. He wound his hand
through Tas's topknot and began dragging him back-
ward, bringing tears to the kender's eyes. Worse still,
Denzil was surprisingly sure-footed. He didn't trip. He
didn't fall. He didn't even stumble. When Tasslehoff
could stand no more, he told the human to stop. Tas
clumsily pulled his hair back into place with his tied

hands, massaging his tender scalp with the heel of one
hand,
"I must be doing something right," Denzil said.
"We're more than halfway in."
"You're welcome," Tas said sourly. The human's
smugness brought the next idea into the kender's
mind. He could not see how it would help him get
away, but he could not resist the opportunity to make
Denzil look silly. "Next we have to hop like bunnies."
"Huh." It was no question.
Tas pulled his bound hands up before him, letting
his wrists hang limp to look like rabbit paws. "Hop.
Like bunnies." He lifted Denzil's hands to the proper
position. "Come on!"
Looking at the human's face, Tas wondered if he had
gone too far.
Denzil raised his arms together, fingers locked, and
slammed both fists into Tasslehoff's stomach. The di-
minutive kender flew through the air like a ball, land-
ing in a heap ten feet away. He could not even break
his fall, with his hands still tied in front of him. Eyes
glowing as red as Scul's nostrils, Denzil stalked toward
the dazed kender.
The grove was obviously still working very well.
Denzil launched himself. Reacting with true kender
speed, Tas rolled out of the way and tried to scramble
to his feet. But with his hands tied, the kender could
get no leverage. Denzil was on him in a second.
"I warned you not to lie to me," the wild-eyed hu-
man snarled. "Now I'm going to snap your limbs off,
one by one. This is going to take such a long time, little
fellow, that you can't even imagine how much it's go-
ing to hurt! All I ask is that you don't die before I fin-
ish."
"I didn't lie!" Tas shot back, suddenly enraged. "I
said you couldn't reach the tower unless you knew
how to get through the grove, and that's the truth. I
never said I knew how to do it. Your six-foot-tall greed

made you assume that!"
Tasslehoff stuck his nose into Denzil's face. "And
another thing: I'm sick of everyone calling me a liar
and a thief, and putting me down, just because I'm a
kender! Being tall doesn't make you right, and it sure
doesn't make you smart! It doesn't even make you
tough! Why, if my hands were untied, I'd pound you
until you were lumpier and more miserable than a
toad! You'd --"
Denzil's right hand closed around Tas's throat, cut-
ting off his tirade. His other hand tightened around
Tas's upper right arm, and he began twisting, a sadistic
smile on his face. "I'm tired of your voice, kender. But
I'll enjoy hearing your joints pop!"
The pain was intense and growing more acute every
second, but Tasslehoff would not allow himself to cry
out. His eyes were squeezed shut, but the pain and
tears forced him to blink.
It was then that he saw the face appear behind Den-
zil. It belonged to a huge, ugly, hairy creature, as ugly
as anything Tas had ever seen. With a sloping fore-
head, bulging teeth, pockmarked nose -- an ogre! As if
in a dream, Tas watched the creature's enormous,
knob-knuckled hand close around Denzil's right
shoulder. The huge hand twisted and there was a loud
"pop!"
Denzil flopped to the ground in pain and surprise,
releasing Tas's arm at the same time. Before he even
saw his attacker, the human let out a loud, shrill whis-
tle.
The large, powerful human spun around, but his
fury died when he stared up into the face of the even
larger ogre.
And then Scul was there, slicing with his sharp
hooves through the web of brush and vines behind the
ogre. Denzil maneuvered quickly so he was behind the
nightmare. Tasslehoff, still caught up in kender mili-
tancy, rushed forward and kicked Denzil behind the

knee. The surprised human toppled sideways. Tas
landed another kick to his lower back, yelling, "That
one's for Gisella!" then scurried away from the hu-
man's reach.
The ogre ducked and dodged away from the wind-
milling hooves. The nightmare, its eyes even wider
than usual -- probably the influence of the grove,
thought Tas -- lunged after its prey, but became mo-
mentarily tangled in the thick undergrowth.
One moment of hesitation was all Vinsint needed.
The ogre swung his massive fist in a roundhouse punch
that caught Scul fully between the eyes. The stunned
animal staggered, almost recovered, and then its legs
buckled and it thudded to the ground at Denzil's feet.
Its blood-red eyes rolled back in their sockets.
Without breaking stride, the ogre plucked Denzil's
crossbow from his back, snapped it in half, and flung
it into the depths of the woods. Then he grabbed Den-
zil himself and stuffed him under one arm. Before Tas
could scramble more than a step, he was scooped up
and slung under the ogre's other arm. The creature
lumbered off into the grove with his two prisoners.
"What shall we have for dinner?" Vinsint asked
pleasantly.
The usual introductions after an abduction had been
made. Vinsint showed them around the small, circular
room that contained a table, a bunch of crates, and a
stairway. The ogre explained his presence in the Ruins
and told the two newcomers what was expected of
them.
"I've been awfully busy here lately," the ogre contin-
ued, "so I'm a little short and there is not a lot of vari-
ety, but I've been told I'm a very good cook." He placed
a tin plate of little sandwiches before Tasslehoff and
Denzil. Tas was reaching for one of the tasty-looking
morsels when Denzil furiously swept the plate from

the table.
"I don't need any of your stinking food!" He stood
up and paced furiously.
Vinsint was mildly offended. "Perhaps you don't,
but your friend might have liked some. That was
good, aged skunk!" He picked up several of the mor-
sels, brushed them off, reassembled them as small
sandwiches, and placed them back on the table.
"Though I should have expected this sort of behavior
from a half-orc!"
Denzil froze. His gloved hands clenched and un-
clenched. "You are mistaken. I am a human."
The ogre was unswayed. "Yes, but you're also an
orc." He wagged his finger. "I know my species."
"Yeah." Tas chimed in, studying Denzil's face. "That
nose, those eyes: I always thought there was some-
thing strange-looking about you, but I just figured it
was because you were so mean all the time."
Denzil's face was as dark as a thundercloud, and he
said nothing for a moment, just clenched and un-
clenched his fists. Tasslehoff found that gesture more
frightening than any words he might have uttered. But
when he spoke, his tone was clipped, measured, and a
threat. "I do not resemble that part of my, uh, parent-
age."
"Speaking of animals, where did you get that night-
mare?" Vinsint continued conversationally while he
went on preparing the main course.
"You're such a smart ogre," Denzil said sarcastically.
"You tell me."
Vinsint chose to ignore the sarcasm. "I am rather
smart, aren't I?" He tapped a wooden spoon against
his chin as he thought. "Let's see, nightmares are usu-
ally owned by demons and their kind, but however
bad you may be, you're no demon. So my guess is that
you stole it."
Denzil looked impressed despite himself. "I won it
when I bested the demon, Cthiguw-lixix," he said

proudly, continuing to pace.
"Wow! You fought a demon?" Tas breathed. Denzil
ignored him.
The half-orc studied the walls of the circular cham-
ber while Tas and the ogre ate a companionable dinner
of fried onions and pony.
"That was delicious!" Tas exclaimed in satisfaction,
pushing himself away from the feast. "I'm quite a good
cook myself, so I should know."
"Have more, have morel" the ogre invited, ladling
more onto the kender's plate, despite his feeble pro-
tests. "I do so love it when my guests appreciate my
cooking. I had some very nice kender here several
days ago, a pretty, blonde girl and her beau. He was an
older, flashy guy --" Vinsint squinted in the lantern
light at Tas. "Come to think of it, you remind me of
him."
Tas waved his hand merrily. "Oh, we all look alike."
"I suppose," the ogre said, unconvinced as he looked
closely at Tas. Finally he shrugged and began cleaning
Up.
"They had a nasty human with them," Vinsint con-
tinued. He shrugged his broad, bare shoulders. "It
must run in the breed or something. Kender are usu-
ally rude and nosy, but they're seldom nasty. I hate
nasty!"
"There are some who think being nasty runs among
ogres," Tas pointed out, not meaning to be insulting.
He found himself liking the unlikely ogre.
Vinsint nodded. "That's why I left the Ogrelands."
They finished cleaning up and spent the rest of the
evening drinking herbal tea, playing pick-up sticks,
and talking by the fire. Denzil crawled into his own
corner and pretended to fall asleep, actually planning
his escape from the much larger ogre.
When Vinsint asked Tas what such a pleasant ken-
der was doing with such a nasty half-orc, Tasslehoff
told the ogre about Gisella; he had to stop momentar-

ily to wipe his eyes. He finished by telling him about
Denzil striking down Woodrow in Port Balifor, and
ended with their trek for the treasure.
"You know, this is the Tower of High Sorcery," Vin-
sint whispered to the kender. "We're in the basement.
But I've never seen any treasure here."
"Have you explored all of it?" Tas whispered excit-
edly, leaning forward. He cast an anxious glance to-
ward the sullen half-orc. Denzil lay on his side in the
distant shadows, his breathing shallow and regular.
"I went about half-way up those steps once," he said,
nodding toward the circular stairway. "But the pas-
sage got tighter and tighter, until it was a real struggle
to squeeze through. And, I don't mind telling you, I
don't like heights! Even though there weren't any win-
dows along the stairs, just knowing I was climbing
gave me the woozies. But I never even came to one
landing, so whatever is up there must be way up, or
ruined like everything else here."
Tas thought about that long after Vinsint fell asleep.
When Tasslehoff himself awoke, it felt like morning,
but he couldn't be sure; there was no natural light in
the chamber, only a single, lit candle. He felt rested
and refreshed. He stood up, brushed off his leggings,
and looked around. Denzil was still sleeping in the
shadows, but Vinsint was nowhere to be seen. On the
table the kender found a folded piece of parchment
with his name awkwardly penned on the front. He
supposed the ogre's big hands were awfully clumsy to
write with.
Tasslehoff unfolded the note. It stated, simply,
"Gone for food. Back soon. Vinsint." He pocketed the
note and picked up the candle.
Everything in the room looked just as it had the
night before. Tas examined the locked doorway. He
counted eleven chains and sixteen locks of all different
sizes and styles. That would take hours to unravel, he
decided. And anyway, why escape when there is an

unexplored Tower of High Sorcery upstairs?
Tas took stock of his gear. His hoopak was gone,
marking Gisella's grave. Denzil had confiscated all of
his knives and daggers, and Vinsint had taken them all
from Denzil. His maps were back in his pouch: some-
thing of a gift from Denzil before they set out from
Port Balifor. Sorting through the silverware, carefully
so as not to wake Denzil, Tas borrowed a small fork
and a butter knife that looked like useful tools for
opening the sorts of locks one might encounter in a
Tower of High Sorcery. Vinsint had said there were no
windows in the stairwell, so a candle was also a neces-
sary item.
Thus equipped, and tingling with the anticipation of
impending adventure, Tasslehoff Burrfoot tiptoed up
the stairs.
Beyond the lowest steps, the stairwell was blanketed
in dust. Dipping the candle, Tas saw clearly the prints
of three people ascending the stairs. There were
dozens of others, but these three were fairly fresh.
With curiosity devouring him, Tas bounded up the
stairs so quickly he almost extinguished the candle.
It seemed to Tas that he had climbed far beyond the
tower's apparent height when he finally spotted a door
blocking the stairs. He crept up to it and listened, but
heard nothing. He tried the latch and the door swung
quietly inward, astounding the kender with its smooth
operation after so many years. Without a pause, Tas-
slehoff stepped through the doorway.
The room where he found himself was obviously
someone's study. Light streamed in through leaded
windows in the ceiling. The circular, outside wall was
lined with books, except for a few open spaces where
pictures had fallen to the floor. A heavy desk and
carved chair did not nearly fill the rest of the room.
The footprints Tas had been following now scat-
tered through the room. Picking out the largest set, he
traced them, one step at a time, along a winding course

to one of the bookshelves. Just above eye level was an
empty spot on the shelf. "Someone's been taking down
books," Tas said to himself.
The footprints changed course suddenly. Tas no-
ticed an odd thing. All three sets of footprints con-
verged on a bare section of wall, then vanished. The
kender paused for a moment, lost in thought. With a
sudden thrill he realized that among all the footprints
ascending the stairs, both new and old, he had not seen
a single print going back down. He strode over to the
wall and studied the tracks there until he was satisfied
that they did, in fact, end at the wall. Whoever came
up here, he thought, went out right here.
"There must be a secret door!" he cried aloud.
Tas groped across the cobweb-covered surface,
searching for a hidden trigger or latch to open the
door. He prodded and wiggled the bricks, twisted
them and tapped them with the handle of the butter
knife. Nothing happened. After several fruitless min-
utes, he dusted off his hands and decided to try a dif-
ferent tack.
"Perhaps the trigger isn't here at all," he told him-
self, "but somewhere else in the room." He scanned the
room. The missing book? Not very likely. If the book
was the trigger, it would need to be attached to some-
thing and could not be taken from the shelf.
It took several minutes before Tas's experienced eyes
picked out the lever behind the desk. He gave it a quick
flip and looked toward the wall. Already each of the
bricks was outlined with a bright green glow and mist
was pouring through the cracks. Colors swirled across
the floor, up the walls, and around Tas's ankles and
knees. Then the wall disappeared completely, replaced
by a pulsing, flashing, pearl-colored pane. The mist
roiled inside the pane and poured out the edges, blan-
keting the walls and ceiling. Tas's heart thudded
against his ribs. This was no ordinary secret door!
This was magic, and it could lead anywhere! Tas took

two quick steps toward the portal but was stopped by
a voice from the stairwell.
"You found it! I knew you'd be good for something!"
Tas turned and saw Denzil, framed by the doorway
and the swirling mist. The pulsing green and yellow
light of the portal made the half-orc's harsh features
even more terrible and cast shifting shadows across his
frame.
"Stay right where you are, ken-dirt," Denzil
warned. "The treasure of this tower must lie through
that portal and whatever it is, it's mine. But before I
claim it, I have unfinished business with your bones."
The snarling assassin advanced across the room to-
ward Tas. Fully aware that he was no match for the
half-orc, the kender took the only other option open
to him. He dove for the portal.
And almost made it.

Chapter 22
A rodent -- a lange rat -- scurried across the burn-
scarred, debris-strewn floor. Stealing from shadow to
shadow, the rodent knew it risked its life. Each time it
moved, it glanced toward the far end of the room, to-
ward the cracked and crumbling throne carved from a
single block of volcanic stone, the throne once used by
the Kingpriest of Istar, which now resided in the dark,
evil Abyss. Even after centuries, the fires still flickered
faintly within the throne, casting their red glow against
the pocked surface.
The rodent feared that throne, for on it sat, in her five-
headed chromatic dragon form, the Dark Queen, She of
Many Faces, Mistress of Evil, and one of the three crea-
tors of the universe, along with Paladine, the God of

Good, and Gilean, the neutral god who kept the balance.
If a being of such evil power should notice the rodent, the
best it could hope for would be death, sudden and final.
But the Dark Queen was certainly aware of the
rodent -- nothing happened in her chamber without her
knowledge and permission -- but something else was far
more interesting than the fate of a semi-intelligent scav-
enger. The Dark Queen was occupied with other
thoughts.
On the world known as Krynn, on the continent of
Ansalon, just south of the Blood Sea, near the once-
powerful city of Istar, a magical gate was opening.
An intrigued rumbling escaped the Dark Queen's five
reptilian throats as she relished the awareness of the gate.
Writhing, two of her heads spit fire in delicious anticipa-
tion, scorching the tail of the rodent. This gate was very
special, very powerful. It resided in a Tower of High Sor-
cery, and joined that tower to a pocket dimension of ines-
timable age. The Dark Queen craved the power of that
gate. She wanted to slip through it and reenter the Prime
Material Plane, which she had been driven and forbid-
den from entering these many human centuries past. But
Takhisis had no notion or need for time; hours to her
were as centuries to the inhabitants of Krynn. Thus,
though Huma, that detestable Knight of Solamnia who
had led the fight to banish her, had been dead in the
grave for centuries, the wound of her embarrassing de-
feat was still as fresh in her mind as if it had occurred just
yesterday.
Takhisis's many tongues lashed out between her razor-
sharp teeth as she tasted the thought of final victory. She
decided its flavor was even better than the flesh of her en-
emies.
It was an added bonus, of course, that this Tower of
High Sorcery had libraries and laboratories filled with
secrets that might be useful to her in the war she intended
to wage once she secured her return to the Prime Mate-
rial.

Ages ago, she had learned the secret of the pocket di-
mension. She had found a 'back door' into the Prime Ma-
terial Plane. The door's use was limited, and pointless
unless the gate was opened. Now, every time the gate
was activated, the secret signs and wards she had placed
there alerted her to its use. But it always stayed open for
such a horribly short time, and her preparations con-
sumed time. But she knew, as certainly as she loathed
Huma, that at some point, the gate would open and re-
main so long enough for her to intervene.
She knew this and had been patient and ever-
watchful, and now her chance had come to pass.
With astounding speed, Denzil's powerful legs drove
him across the chamber at the top of the tower. Snarling,
the half-orc took a swipe at the kender, who was lunging
for the gateway, and managed to snag the shoulder strap
of Tas's pouch. Intercepted in midair, Tasslehoff crashed
to the ground.
Shaking off his surprise, Tas quickly realized that he
was being dragged back across the dusty floor by the
leather thong.
Reaching up desperately, Tas's fingers closed around
the thong and he gave a powerful tug. The leather strap
broke at a seam. Before Denzil could comprehend what
had happened, Tas was on his hands and knees and was
scrambling toward the mist-shrouded opening. His
arms, head, and shoulders disappeared in the swirling
mist.
To Denzil, it looked as if the top half of the kender's
body had been neatly sliced off, his legs protruding from
a wall of pearl. He grabbed Tasslehoff's kicking heels and
began to tug.
The body did not budge. But neither did it disappear.
The blue-covered legs flailed wildly and twisted from
side to side, but the torso did not emerge from the wall
one bit. Denzil tightened his grip and pulled again, hard

this time. Tas's body slid toward him several inches, still
thrashing.
Encouraged, the half-orc looked around for something
to help him gain purchase. He spotted the bookcases on
either side of the opening and, still holding fast to the
kender's legs, Denzil braced his feet against the book-
cases.
Swirls of color and texture engulfed Tasslehoff, spin-
ning around him and turning him end-over-end. His
lungs swelled up as if something were alive inside them,
tingling and tickling him pitilessly. He could see nothing
but spiraling clouds of white and emerald and lavender.
They reminded him of cotton candy. How pretty, he
thought.
He felt at once chilled to the bone by the fog, and moist
and sweaty from humidity and exertion. Hot, cold, hot,
cold! He shivered as if in a fever, his teeth chattering.
Abruptly he stopped spinning and now he began float-
ing, though he still couldn't tell which way was up. He
was no longer capable of struggling or moving himself at
all. He still felt as if he were being stretched until he
would rip into pieces. His feet and his head felt as if they
were miles apart.
Suddenly, he burst through a curtain of rainbows and
landed face down in a pile of pointy, deliciously tart-
smelling gravel. Sputtering and scrambling to get back
on his feet, he learned two odd and intriguing things.
First, spitting what he thought were rocks from his
mouth, he tasted lemon and realized that he had not
landed in gravel, but in a mound of hard, lemon-
flavored candies. The confections skittered like marbles
under his hands.
Second, he could not stand up. Something was still
trying to pull him apart, holding his legs and yanking on
them ferociously. Tasslehoff twisted around to see what
the problem was and was confronted not by an antago-

nist, but by a swirling, silvery pane of light that swal-
lowed the lower two-thirds of his body.
Tas tried crawling forward, but he was stuck fast.
Then he felt a sharp tug and slid backward an inch or
two. Tasslehoff's heart constricted uncharacteristically.
Denzil is still trying to drag me back from wherever
I'm at! Tas realized. The kender redoubled his effort to
escape. He looked about for anything to grab and hold
onto that might give him leverage.
Meanwhile, Tasslehoff's arrival in Gelfigburg had not
gone unnoticed. The young kender looked up to see
three of the stoutest beings -- they looked like orbs with
arms and legs attached -- waddle over to where he lay on
the ground, struggling for a handhold. The eldest of the
two, wearing a sacklike smock over his round body, in-
troduced himself.
"Good day, friend! Harkul Gelfig's the name." He ex-
tended his pudgy hand. "It's always nice to see a new face
around here. You'll have to tell us your name so we can
put it on the cake."
"Why are you lying in the lemon candies like that?"
asked the second.
"And where's your other half?" demanded a third ken-
der.
Tas reached frantically for Gelfig's outstretched hand.
The kender shook Tasslehoff's hand and released it be-
fore Tas could explain his desperate situation. Struck
dumb for the first time in his life, Tas held up his hand
again in a silent plea for help.
But the onlookers simply continued to gape at him,
smiling.
Tas looked around them anxiously, taking in his sur-
roundings for the first time. His mouth dropped open
and he nearly lost his tenuous grip at the sight of taffy
trees, peppermint fences, gingerbread homes with
graham-cracker shutters and shingles of chocolate shav-
ings.
Just then, Tas felt another mighty pull on his legs; one

more inch of his torso disappeared back into the portal.
Waving his arms frantically, he finally managed to cry,
"Help me, please! Someone who wants to kill me is try-
ing to drag me through this doorway! Please hurry and
grab on!"
What intrigue! the three kender thought. They took
hold of Tasslehoff's arms but, try as they might, they
could not pull him free of the wall. Somewhat to Tas's re-
lief, he did stop sliding backward, though he could still
feel Denzil tugging and yanking on his legs.
The commotion quickly attracted a crowd. Among
the gathering onlookers was Trapspringer Furrfoot, who
recognized his errant nephew at once.
"Tasslehoff!" he shouted, pushing his way to the front
of the throng. "Is that you, you young delinquent? What
on Krynn are you doing in Gelfigburg, when you're sup-
posed to be in Kendermore getting married?"
"Uncle Trapspringer!" his nephew cried in surprise.
Despite his current danger, the kender couldn't help but
smile at the sight of his favorite uncle. "I didn't expect to
see you here. Actually, I didn't expect to be here myself,
wherever here is. Say, I'm sorry about your having to go
to prison on my account."
"You've got some explaining to do, young kender,"
Trapspringer said sternly, shaking an accusing finger at
his nephew. He paused and frowned at Tasslehoff's prone
half-form. "Stand up when I'm speaking to you!"
Tasslehoff gritted his teeth against another tug. "I
can't, Uncle. And I can't explain it all now," he grunted,
"but I seem to be stuck in this portal. It would help me
immeasurably if you would pull me through."
"What kind of trouble have you gotten yourself into
this time? Always the one to find trouble, weren't you?"
Trapspringer clucked his tongue, then chuckled.
Denzil gave Tasslehoff's legs yet another pull, forcing
Tas to snarl impatiently, "Not now, Uncle!"
Trapspringer looked momentarily befuddled. "Yes,
well, I suppose you're right. All of Kendermore has been

searching for you these two months past, and they'd
hang me if I let you slip through my hands now. Grab
on, everyone!" he hollered.
Dozens of kender trudged forward, wrapping their
hands and arms around Tas's limbs and torso, around
each other, and around other, presumably immobile,
features of the landscape. Soon, at least a dozen kender
were pulling, straining, and sweating against some por-
tion of Tas's upper body.
Denzil propped both feet against the bookcases on ei-
ther side of the portal. He looped his belt around Tassle-
hoff's ankles and encircled his own wrist four times with
the remaining length of leather. Grasping his bound
wrist with his free hand, he took a huge breath and used
the strength of his braced legs to heave with all his might.
The kender's body slipped back at least three inches.
"You're mine, kender," laughed Denzil, flexing his fin-
gers in preparation for one last pull.
Suddenly, the air in Gelfigburg filled with flying bits
and shards of hard candies and fine sugar and cinnamon
dust. Sneezing, many of the kender pulling on Tasslehoff
paused to rub their eyes and clear their vision.
Just then, a bright purple whirlwind appeared nearby
on Gelfig's front lawn, twisting and writhing and tearing
up great hunks of the carefully landscaped terrace. The
kender watched in fascination as the storm tore apart
their homes and whipped sharp, stinging particles of
candy wreckage into their faces.
Just then Damaris emerged from Gelfig's house,
munching on part of a sucker bush. "What's going on?"
she demanded, licking her fingers with great enjoyment.
Damaris was fitting right into Gelfigburg. She spotted
Trapspringer at the wall, tugging on a pair of arms.
"What are you doing with those arms?" Without waiting

for an answer, she elbowed Harkul Gelfig out of the way
and grabbed onto Trapspringer's waist. "Whatever
you're doing, it looks like fun!"
"This is certainly shaping up into a busy day," Gelfig
said, grunting as his stubby fingers closed around Da-
maris's tiny waist. 'You got here just in time before you
starved, girlie."
Then, with no warning but a loud "pop," Tasslehoff
disappeared back through the portal. Along with him
went his Uncle Trapspringer, Damaris Metwinger,
Harkul Gelfig and the two other kender who'd witnessed
Tasslehoff's arrival in Gelfigburg, and several other by-
standers who had joined in the tug-of-war. Those left at
the new front of the kender chain were pulled partway
through the foggy curtain and left in much the same pre-
dicament as Tas.
Summoning all his considerable strength, Denzil
straightened his back, bore down, and hauled on the
leather belt attached to the kender. Muscles and veins
stood out in his neck, and beads of sweat broke out and
ran down his forehead and temples. Gods, but this ken-
der was surprisingly strong! thought the half-orc. He'd
obviously underestimated him, and the kender, in fact,
seemed to be getting stronger still.
"There you are!"
Denzil nearly lost his grip in surprise. Struggling to
look over his shoulder, he saw Vinsint the ogre from be-
low stomping toward him.
"You're not going to get away this time!" Vinsint
crowed, looping one of his long arms around Denzil's
bent waist.
"Ooofffl!"
Vinsint gave a great yank that almost cut the half-orc
in two.
Abruptly and without warning, the resistance on the
strap tied to the kender disappeared. Denzil tumbled

heels-over-head across the floor, bowling over the sur-
prised ogre. The half-orc slammed into the hard, un-
yielding desk. In a heartbeat, both Denzil and Vinsint
were stampeded by an enormous, wriggling weight.
Forcing his eyes open again, Denzil saw that the room,
as if by magic, was filling with stumbling, obese kender.
They tumbled forward and crashed into the walls and
bookcases, into the desk and Denzil and Vinsint. And
more were pouring through the portal every second!
"A way out! We've found a way out!"
The cry rose from every kender's throat moments after
Tasslehoff and Trapspringer slid back through the portal.
Slipping over lemon drops, they began diving headlong
into the swirling mist, dragging friends and loved ones
along.
As they fled, the purple cyclone grew in intensity. The
eddies at its top coalesced and became forms, which
gradually took on the shape of a woman's face, severe
but beautiful. The Dark Queen's cruel, dark eyes sur-
veyed the scene of panic and destruction, but fixed on the
gate. The last kender had barely fled into it when the cy-
clone gathered up its tails, coiled almost like a spring,
and streaked into the doorway between dimensions.

Chapter 23
"We're free! We're free!" Squealed the multiude
of kender, rampaging through the opened portal and
flooding into the chamber at the top of the ruined Tower
of High Sorcery. In minutes, the room was nearly burst-
ing with obese refugees from Harkul Gelfig's candy di-
mension.
The ogre stood with his long arms crossed expect-
antly as he surveyed the tiny room. "So this is where
you went," he growled at Tasslehoff, who was pushed
up against the desk at the far side of the room, next to
his uncle. "And who are all these other kender?" he de-
manded. He peered closely at Trapspringer. "Wait a
minute, I remember you! Weren't you here several days
ago? I was very cross with you when I found you'd run

away." He looked disparagingly at Damaris and Phi-
neas. "I see Nosy and Nutsy are still with you."
Damaris's chin rose haughtily, and Phineas scowled.
Vinsint was abruptly swept away by the sea of kender,
many of whom wanted to get reacquainted, having
been helped through the grove by him over the years.
Tasslehoff turned to Trapspringer, his face a puzzled
mask. "I'd like to know where these kender came from
myself," he said. "Especially you, Uncle."
"And hello to you, too, Nephew. You're looking
well!" the elder Furrfoot exclaimed, clasping Tasslehoff
to him in an embrace.
After returning the hug, Tasslehoff drew back. "Un-
cle Trapspringer, what are you doing here at the Tower
af High Sorcery? Is this where you're being held pris-
oner? I'm supposed to marry some silly little minx, but
I'll do it happily if it means you'll be set free."
"Uh, Tasslehoff," Trapspringer interrupted, coughing
uncomfortably as Damaris elbowed her way through
the crowd to them, "I'd like you to meet your
birthmate. Damaris Metwinger, this is Tasslehoff Burr-
foot.-
The surprises were mounting up so fast that Tassle-
hoff didn't notice Damaris's angry glare. "Pleased to
meet you," he said, extending his hand.
The blonde kender pushed him away angrily. "Silly
little minx, eh? I wouldn't marry you if you were the
last man on Krynn!" With that, she stormed off and was
swallowed up by the swirling mass of flesh filling the
room.
Tasslehoff's eyebrows arched. "She's pretty enough,
but a bit hot-tempered, isn't she? What is she doing
here, anyway? Is she being held prisoner, too?"
Trapspringer quickly recounted the events of the last
several weeks, drawing Phineas from the teeming
crowd for an introduction. The human, who had been
trying to make his way to the stairs, eyed Tasslehoff
from top to bottom. "So you're the one we've all been

chasing after," he grunted. "Well, I'm glad I lived long
enough to finally meet you, even if there wasn't any
payoff." Phineas abruptly began elbowing his way to-
ward the stairs, leaving Tas to puzzle over his strange
comments.
"Now, Nephew," Trapspringer said, "why don't you
tell me why you're here, instead of in Kendermore?"
The question reminded Tasslehoff of Denzil, and the
kender hastily scanned the room for the half-orc. Den-
zil stood less than three feet from the mist-shrouded
portal, hemmed in by milling kender, his back pressed
against the wall. Tasslehoff could see from the look in
Denzil's eyes that the half-orc was still trying to make
sense of everything that had happened. Tasslehoff was
about to warn his uncle about the assassin when one of
the large kender silenced the chattering in the room
with a piercing whistle.
"Who's got the treasure box?" boomed the speaker,
none other than Harkul Gelfig. "I was pulled through
that tunnel so fast I wasn't able to retrieve it." He looked
around expectantly at the tightly packed throng. All
movement stopped. "No one?" the kender squealed.
"Everyone just marched out and left such a valuable
box behind?" An embarrassed silence enveloped the
room.
Hearing the word "treasure" seemed to have a rally-
ing effect on Denzil. He snapped out of his stunned fog.
At last, the object of his hunt was within his reach.
Never one to hesitate, the half-orc pushed and punched
his way through the kender until he stood before the
pulsing, multicolored portal. Casting one more look
around the room, he stepped into the purple and green
clouds that marked the gateway and disappeared.
"Say, is he going back to get the box?" asked one of
the kender in the crowd. "Who is he, anyway?"
Before Tasslehoff could answer either question, a ter-
rific gust of wind blasted out of the portal, sending the
kender smashing into each other in an even more tightly

packed clump on the far side of the chamber.
Once again, purple mist boiled out of the glowing
rectangle on the wall. But the mist darkened and grew
sinister, and felt cold to the touch. The kender crowded
away from it where they could and cringed where they
could not. Black lightning streaked through the void,
accompanied by vague sounds that resembled nothing
so much as shrieks and groans of torment. Everything
in the room was charged with electricity. The long
strands of hair from Tasslehoff's topknot stood out
from each other, and everyone was outlined with a
ghostly yellow glow. Then lightning crackled across the
compartment and struck the far wall, but it did not dis-
sipate. The bolt hung in midair, and was joined by an-
other, and another, all splitting and writhing in a dance
of impossible symmetries.
Suddenly, with a great gust of hot wind, gobs of the
purple mist pulled together and took shape, forming
themselves into the likeness of a human visage, a wom-
an's face. Its complexion was white, the lips thin and
gray. The sharply ridged nose and harsh cheekbones
gave the face a disturbing severity. The eyes were yel-
low and cold, and darted from person to person like a
snake's tongue beneath razor-thin brows.
The head weaved from side to side and bobbed
slightly atop the vortex of purple mist that trailed back
to the portal. Webs of lightning played around it and
enclosed it.
"Great Reorx!" whispered Trapspringer. "What is
that?"
The face continued hovering, but its tail of purple-
and-green-streaked mist reeled out of the wall as if
drawn by some magical vacuum. The mist piled up in
great heaps beneath the head, twitching and flicking
like the tail of some nightmarish reptile. The mounds of
mist reeked of sulfur and ammonia.
"I'm not sure," Tasslehoff whispered slowly to his un-
cle, unable to remove his eyes from the horror growing

in front of him. He covered his nose with his sleeve,
then added, "It's almost beginning to look like the
dragon I rode back at Rosloviggen."
"You rode a dragon?" asked Trapspringer, suddenly
heedless of the horror confronting him. "Good show!
That's more impressive than even some of my adven-
tures. Promise to tell me all about it?"
"Now is not a good time to discuss this," sang Phi-
neas, his voice and eyes crowded with fear. "I suggest
we run before this thing, whatever it may be, completes
its genesis." Acting on his own suggestion, Phineas tried
forcing his way through the mass of kender, but they
were all far heavier than he and transfixed by the sight
developing before them.
Then from behind him, Tas heard a loud "ping!" fol-
lowed by the sound of cracking wood. "I found the le-
ver again!" cried Damaris, poking her head up from
behind the desk. "It wasn't made very well, either," she
said critically. "I think I may have broken it," she con-
fessed, holding up the fractured end of a thin, smooth
piece of wood.
A strangled cry erupted from the creature in the mist.
The woman's face turned stormy and thrashed about as
if in pain. Suddenly the face disappeared and was re-
placed by five dragon heads on a single neck, snarling
and spitting fire. But the heads dissipated into mist as
quickly as they had formed, and the mist was sucked
back through the glowing passage from which it had
poured. Lightning bolts unweaved themselves and
glowing outlines disappeared. The portal faded until
the outlines of the wall bricks were visible again, and fi-
nally the room looked as if nothing had happened. Even
the dust and cobwebs on the blank section of wall were
undisturbed.
Still standing behind the desk, Damaris blushed furi-
ously. "Oh, dear, did I do that?" she squeaked.

Abruptly dragged back to the Abyss, the Dark
Queen's fury surpassed anything she had felt in the
three and a half centuries since the Cataclysm.
She had been so close!
Centuries of banishment could have ended this day.
Takhisis's throne flamed bright crimson, its internal
fires fanned by her hatred. Columns split and walls
cracked open as she vented her anger. A new layer of
rubble was added to her throne room as a reminder of
yet another frustrated attempt to return to the world
she held in such contempt.
She had been there!
And then a kender who did not even know what it
was doing had closed the gate! All five of her dragon
heads spat flames and acid and ice. Her domain with-
stood the onslaught only because she willed it so. With-
out her will, it: would crumble to dust and ash.
Then, all ten of the Dark Queen's leathery eyelids
drooped in an expression of pure evil. She was struck
with an idea. She was foiled this day, but she could still
exact revenge. Those kender -- better yet, all kender --
would suffer for slamming the door in her face. Though
she could not physically appear on the Prime Material
Plane, she was not powerless there. Plagues were be-
yond her control, but she held considerable influence
over Nuitari, the moon that could be seen only by crea-
tures aligned with evil. Thus she could affect Krynn's
weather....
"I'd say that about hangs it," puffed Harkul Gelfig,
out of breath from the exertion of kneeling in the small
space behind the desk, his massive stomach doubled
and tripled over. "You broke it, all right, girlie." He
glared at Damaris. "Now I can't get back to retrieve my
treasure box unless we fix this lever."
Damaris's face was stormy, her hands were on her
hips. "Don't bother thanking me for driving away only

the most evil, awful, icky-looking frightosaurus that
was materializing right here. Or for rescuing everyone
from Garfigtown --"
"Gelfigburg!"
"Whatever." Seeing Tasslehoff's and Trapspringer's
questioning looks over her last claim, Damaris added
humbly, "Of course, Burrfoot helped a little. However,
let me point out that had I not run off to the Ruins to es-
cape marriage, Trapspringer would not have been here
to recognize his nephew when he popped through the
dimensional curtain, and you --" she poked Harkul's
massive chest "-- wouldn't have found a way to keep
the portal open." Damaris finished her tirade out of
breath but with her nose held high.
"I'd like to point out that it was my idea to come look-
ing for Damaris in the first place," Phineas sniffed. His
jacket was stained with chocolate and candied cherry
juice, his hair still standing on end from its brush with
static electricity.
"They're both right," Trapspringer concluded, step-
ping between Damaris and Gelfig. "But there's an even
bigger problem here. Tasslehoff's friend, that big,
nasty-looking fellow, is trapped in Gelfigburg. With
the lever broken, we can't activate the gate to get him
back out. And frankly, after what just happened, I'm
not sure it's a good idea to play around with this thing
too much more."
But to Trapspringer's surprise, his nephew looked de-
lighted. "Don't worry about that. His name is Denzil
and he isn't my friend at all. He was going to kill me, in
fact, or at least break all of my bones and then pull my
arms off. He did kill a friend of mine, a dwarf named
Gisella."
"But why?" Trapspringer asked.
Tasslehoff's face went blank, making his creaseless
face look even younger. "I think it had something to do
with a map you gave me before I left on my Wanderlust.
Denzil believed there was a fabulous treasure here, and

he thought the directions on my map would lead him to
it."
"There isn't any treasure," scoffed Phineas, pointing
at Gelfig. "This architect of obesity managed to squan-
der it all making licorice roads and chocolate tulips."
"That depends on your perspective," Gelfig huffed.
"Many would consider Gelfigburg a utopia."
But Phineas was already thinking about something
else that Tasslehoff had mentioned. The human
snapped his fingers and his face brightened in sudden
understanding. "Denzil! I knew I recognized that man
from somewhere! We're so smashed together in here,
and he was on the other side of the room, so I couldn't
get a really good look at him. That's why he disap-
peared so quickly from my office!"
"You're sounding unhinged again," remarked Da-
maris. "You're not making a bit of sense."
"But I am! That man --"
"He's a half-orc," Tas corrected him.
Phineas's eyebrows lifted and he nodded. "That
would explain the snout. Anyway, minutes before you
picked me up for our expedition out here," he said, ad-
dressing Trapspringer, "this oddball character -- now I
find out he's a half-orc -- showed up in my office, bleed-
ing like a stuck pig from a gash in his side." Phineas
quickly related the rest of the story, including Denzil's
sudden disappearance from his office.
"That also explains why I didn't find my half of the
map where I'd left it. Denzil must have looked at it
while he was recuperating after his stitches, and that's
how he found out about the treasure. He obviously de-
cided to track Tasslehoff down for his map with the di-
rections."
Trapspringer was watching Phineas closely. "That's
why you offered to find Damaris, too, isn't it? You
wanted the treasure, just like this Denzil."
Phineas drew back. "Don't make me sound so evil! I
didn't kill anyone over it -- quite the opposite, since I

was almost killed myself several times. And let me
point out that I didn't get any treasure, either," he fin-
ished, wagging his finger in Trapspringer's face.
"Well, there's no point in lingering around here,"
Damaris pronounced abruptly. "Coming, Trap-
springer?" she called, looking up demurely from under
her lashes.
Trapspringer's head snapped up. The room was emp-
tying quickly. Looking toward the door, he saw the last
dozen or so of the kender squeezing through the narrow
exit.
The elder kender's facial creases multiplied with a
lovesick grin. "I'm right behind you," he sang, setting
off for the stairs.
Hurrying after him, Tasslehoff touched his uncle's
shoulder. "My fiancee may not think much of me, but
she seems to like you well enough," he said ingenuously.
"You'll have to tell me more about this place where Den-
zil is trapped. Made entirely of candy, you said? I hope
it's all anice licorice. I hate anice licorice!"
I couldn't agree more, Phineas thought, following
them out the door.
"Well, I'm sure you'll be wanting lunch," said Vinsint
when they reached the bottom of the long staircase.
Without waiting for a response, the ogre easily plowed
a path through the dozens of stout kender in his small
room and began pawing through crates of food. He
looked up uneasily. "I'm not sure I have enough to feed
the whole lot of you. My, you're all awfully large for
kender, aren't you? You're all as round as balls." He
shrugged his massive, muscled shoulders. "I'll just have
to make do. We'll have a rousing pick-up sticks tourna-
ment afterward." The ogre began humming happily to
himself.
Tasslehoff looked at the door to the tunnel that led
outside. It was covered in chains.

"I'm not going to stay here one night," muttered
Phineas under his breath.
"I have an idea," Tasslehoff announced, making his
way to the ogre's side. He stopped the ogre momentar-
ily with a hand on his thick arm. "Look, Vinsint, we ap-
preciate your offer, but we really must be going. It's
nothing personal, mind you, but many of us have not
been home to Kendermore in some time."
Tasslehoff paused and took a deep breath. "Which
brings me to my next point. Why don't you come with
us? You say you get really lonely here. Kendermore is a
big, exciting place, and things never get dull there!" He
nudged the ogre. "What do you say?."
"Oh, I could never go to a big city like Kendermore,"
Vinsint argued, shaking his head. From his tone,
though, Tasslehoff could tell that the ogre was at least
mildly intrigued. "I wouldn't fit in there any better than
I did in my own home city of Ogrebond."
"Don't be silly!" Tasslehoff laughed. "Kendermore
isn't like Ogrebond. We're much more, uh, democratic.
Why, we even had a gynosphinx as mayor once. Even
you could be the mayor someday!"
Vinsint smiled, showing his crooked, missing teeth.
"Mayor? You really think so? I've always thought I'd
make a good politician...."
Trapspringer stepped up. "I'm certain you would," he
said, "though I understand that the position is filled at
the moment," he added, catching the eye of Mayor
Metwinger's daughter. "Come on along, Vinsint. What
have you to lose? If you don't like it, you can always
come back here."
Vinsint fidgeted with barely contained excitement. "I
have been feeling a little bored lately.... But who is
going to help kender through the grovel"
A twinkle came to Traspringer's eyes as he remem-
bered the grove, and he gave the blond kender a side-
long glance. "You know, the grove's enchantment can
have some positive effects, too," he said wistfully. "In

any event, kender will have an interesting time there,
which is really all they seek."
The ogre bit his lip. "OK, I'll do it." Vinsint shuffled
over to the chains on the door and yanked them down
without removing their locks. "I won't be needing these
anymore." The locks fell heavily to the floor, and Vin-
sint swung the door wide. "Come on! I know a tunnel
that will deposit us on the other side of the grove!" The
ogre bounded through the door in excitement.
Fast on his heels, Tasslehoff, Trapspringer, Damaris,
and Phineas made sure they got to the tunnel before the
other, slower-moving kender. Ahead of them, Vinsint
took a right turn and waited for them, waving them on.
In minutes, they saw dim light at the end of the tunnel.
It was still morning when they emerged from Vin-
sint's secret passage, covered by thick branches at the
edge of the Ruins. They were not prepared for what
they saw.
The land was engulfed by a thunder and wind storm
the likes of which none of them had ever seen. Stout
trees bent in the wind. Stone blocks could be heard tum-
bling and crashing even above the roar of the wind.
Thunderclaps cut through the heavy air. And though
the air held the moist, earthy scent of rain, none fell
from the sky.
It was the sky that was the most alarming of all. Day-
time looked almost like night, the angry black and pur-
ple sky cut by jagged streaks of wicked white lightning.
The sun was an undistinguished, dull glow straight
overhead.
Harkul Gelfig, chocolatier who founded and lived in
the time-warped Gelfigburg for more than three-
hundred years, pushed past them as he emerged from
the tunnel. His bulky form was tossed about by the
wind, so he clung to the trunk of a stout tree. "My, they
sure let this place fall into disrepair," he said, clicking
his tongue in dismay as he surveyed the nearby ruined
buildings. "In my time, this was a beautiful city, which

sprang up around the Tower of High Sorcery. Good-
ness, the weather certainly is fierce, isn't it? Is this
usual?
"No," said Tasslehoff, not knowing quite what to
make of the strange weather, "this is most certainly not
usual." Tas turned into the wind and scrunched up his
face.
Trapspringer peered around in the dim light and
swirling dust. "We left a couple of ponies near here be-
fore we entered the grove. I think they're just a ways to
the left." Head bowed, he set off, with Damaris, Tassle-
hoff, and Vinsint following behind.
Phineas gaped after them, then shouted, "Surely you
don't intend to travel in this! Let's just wait it out in Vin-
sint's tunnel."
Tasslehoff looked back over his shoulder and hol-
lered, without stopping, "Why? It's just wind. I think
it's kind of fun trying to stay on your feet in it."
"You're crazy! You'll be blown to Kendermore!"
Tas shrugged. "That would sure speed things up. If
you're afraid, though, stay here. There's Vinsint's lar-
der and plenty of company. We'll see you later in Ken-
dermore."
"Fine! That's what I'll do," yelled Phineas to no one in
particular, as Tas was beyond earshot in the howling
wind. The human turned back toward the tunnel exit.
He was confronted by a dozen or more very wide, very
disoriented kender, deep in a discussion about the mer-
its of mushroom husbandry on a hypothetical city
made of small boats lashed together.
Several minutes later, Phineas caught up with Tassle-
hoff and the other three just as they were preparing the
ponies to leave. Grumbling to himself, Phineas got on
his dreaded pony behind Tasslehoff.
The group struggled through the wind without
speaking, since words were lost in the storm anyway.
Travel was slightly easier in the occasional forests, since
the trees provided some protection. But the expanses of

open fields, crops tearing from the ground around
them, taxed their endurance beyond their expectations.
They had traveled about halfway back to Kender-
more when they decided to break for the day on a small,
clear, grassy rise with a view of Kendermore, still al-
most ten miles to the west. Sliding off the ponies to the
ground to rest and enjoy the first glimpse of the view,
Tasslehoff, Trapspringer, Damaris, and Phineas each
jerked up again when Vinsint, pointing to the city,
cried, "Fire!"
Kendermore was burning.

Chapter 24
Tasslehoff's party reached the edge op Kender-
more before dawn, Damaris and Trapspringer on one
pony, Tas and Phineas on another. Vinsint, with his long,
powerful legs, easily loped along beside them through
the dark fields and wind-blown forests surrounding the
burning city.
No smoke hung over the city; the howling wind scat-
tered it before it could rise above the peaked roofs. Only
the light from the flames, reflected off the mist and fog,
gave away the fact that Kendermore was ablaze. The
dull orange halo flickered, rose, and fell.
"It's like an aurora," mumbled Trapspringer.
"A what?" Damaris asked.
"An aurora -- strange lights in the sky. You have to

travel south a good distance to see the effect."
The five companions stared at the glowing sky, en-
tranced, until Tasslehoff jolted them back to the present.
"I'm sure there are a lot of people who need help. Let's
find out what's happening."
As they moved up the main road toward the city, they
passed kender fleeing into the countryside. Flames
danced above the cityscape on the distant west side,
where the worst fire appeared to be raging. Here on the
east side, they saw evidence of small spot fires: black-
ened storefronts and homes, charred trees, flame-swept
grass. A few blazes still burned in isolated spots, but
small groups of kender fought them with water, dirt,
brooms, and blankets.
A short distance inside the city, Tasslehoff spotted a
kender dressed in a mackintosh, galoshes, and a broad-
brimmed rain hat. He was caught up in securing his or-
nate windows and door of polished wood against the
raging wind by nailing sheets of canvas across them. But
each time he got a sheet almost attached, a gust of wind
tore it off again.
"Look's like you could use a few more hands," shouted
Tas. With their heads bowed against the wind and biting
rain, he, Vinsint, and Trapspringer pushed their way
through the storm to help the beleaguered kender.
While stretching one corner of a canvas sheet across a
window opening, Tas asked, "Where are all the people?"
The homeowner plucked another nail from between
his lips. "Fled, mostly. Out that way, where you came in.
Or fortifying and getting ready to ride it out, like me.
This thing looks unstoppable, though. There aren't
many of us left."
Phineas shook his head. "There'll be even fewer if you
think you can survive a city-wide conflagration just by
tacking some wet leather over your windows. Abandon-
ing the town is your only option, and I suggest doing so
right now!"
"No!" shouted Tas, setting his chin stubbornly. "Ken-

dermore is my home! I didn't travel all the way across
Ansalon just to see it burn down. There has to be some
way to stop this thing. Haven't any of you ever seen a
real fire-fighting team at work?"
Glancing uneasily at the others, Vinsint raised his
hand, then looked at Tas expectantly. Tasslehoff, who
had never seen this sort of behavior before -- he was ac-
customed to kender, who simply shouted their sugges-
tions at the tops of their lungs -- finally realized that
Vinsint was awaiting some sort of signal before speak-
ing. He shrugged and said, "Go ahead, Vinsint."
The ogre cleared his throat and, with one more ner-
vous glance at his fellows, explained fire-fighting as he
understood it. "When I was still living in the Ogrelands,
my tribe used to raid the neighboring human settle-
ments. Sometimes, places we attacked caught fire. By ac-
cident. You know how those things happen." Vinsint
shifted his weight uncomfortably.
"Anyway, sometimes as we were leaving, we would
stop on a hill and watch the humans try to put the fires
out. They'd form lines to a stream or a well and then pass
buckets of water from hand to hand and throw them on
the fire. That usually didn't work very well on a really
big fire, so some of the places that caught fire a lot built
big barrels in the middle of the town and kept them full
of water. Then when a fire broke out, they could get wa-
ter from the barrel and not have to pass it so far, or they
could even just chop a hole in the barrel and let the water
flood through the streets to put out all the really hot em-
bers on the ground.
"Of course, if the fire did go out, then my cousins
would shoot some burning arrows into the town to start
it all up again. They thought that kind of stuff was pretty
funny."
"Nice bunch," muttered Damaris.
"Yes, well, you don't see me with them now, do you?"
Vinsint grunted. "I knew somebody was going to make a
nasty remark." The bristles on the back of his neck stood

up like a bootbrush.
Tas jumped in, trying to calm the ruffled ogre. "That's
OK, Vinsint. We trust you. And that story gives me an
idea. Uncle Trapspringer, do the water towers still have
water in them?" Tasslehoff squinted against the smoke
and spotted several of the tall, bucket-shaped devices
above the city.
"They sure do," he replied. "I went swimming in one
just the other day."
"Good! Lead the way to City Hall."
The group wound its way through the twisting streets,
with Trapspringer in the lead, to City Hall. The streets
were clogged with kender trying to get out of the city,
into the city, to their homes, to their shops, to the city's
wells with empty buckets, and to the fire with full buck-
ets. Kender were racing in every direction with pails,
washtubs, pitchers, battering rams, urns, ladders,
bowls, stuffed animals, chamberpots, and cupped
hands. Others were pushing carts or pulling wagons
loaded with their own or other people's belongings.
There was no panic -- no one seemed frightened at all,
thought Phineas. But there was pandemonium on an uni-
maginable scale.
Tasslehoff chose as his goal City Hall because he knew
that it was, approximately, in the center of the city. The
building was a very valuable symbol to Kendermore's
democratic citizens. It was a good place to stop the fire
from spreading to the east side of the city. Tas didn't rec-
ognize any of the civic landmarks on the way to City
Hall. He'd been gone only a few years, yet the town
seemed completely changed. Everything's different -- it
feels like home, he thought.
The howling of the wind suddenly dropped away to
nothing as they rounded a corner into a very small
square. Tas looked up at a four-story building. Dark sup-
port timbers crisscrossed its face and strengthened the
whitewashed wood and stucco walls. The familiar, gap-
ing hole on the second floor showed Tas that not every-

thing had changed in his absence.
Looking at it, everyone knew that the one-hundred-
year-old building would burn like dry tinder.
How could they stop the fires from raging?
As Tas pondered that question, two things happened.
First, a straw-haired human with his head bowed
down strode out of City Hall.
Second, Tas realized that it was not just the sound of
the wind that had died away, but the wind itself. The air
in the square was calm. But the noise of the wind was re-
placed by a different sound; a distant rumbling that re-
minded Tas of the approach of an avalanche. He had no
idea what an avalanche sounded like, really, but he had a
good imagination.
Tasslehoff watched the figure hurry out the big door in
the front of City Hall and head down the street, directly
toward the kender and his companions. Apparently
sensing their presence in the street ahead of him, the man
looked up.
"Woodrow!" Tasslehoff cried, flinging himself at the
startled human.
The straw-haired young man's face exploded into a
smile. "Tasslehoff Burrfoot! I thought I'd never see you
again!" Woodrow picked up the kender and spun him
'around, both laughing joyously.
"How did you know to find me here?" Tasslehoff
asked, shouting to be heard above the avalanche.
"After Denzil knocked me out and kidnapped you, I
didn't know what to do. I had no idea where he took you
or even which direction he would go in. No one in Port
Balifor would even listen to me.
"But I knew that Kendermore's council was waiting for
you and holding your uncle. I figured maybe the council
had sent Denzil to take over for Gisella, so I came here.
But after four hours with that council," he continued,
slapping the side of his head with his palm, "all I learned
was that they didn't know where you were, either, and
that you didn't need to come back anymore because your

fiancee had run away.
"And then this storm hit the city," Woodrow said.
"Wind, rain, lightning everywhere -- worse than the
storm that sank our boat. The lightning started fires all
over the city. I hear it's a real inferno west of here. We'd
better get out of the city while we can!"
"What's the hurry?" Tas exclaimed. Pushing his uncle
forward, he announced, "Uncle Trapspringer Furrfoot,
meet my friend Woodrow Ath-Banard."
Trapspringer thrust out his hand. "So you're the fellow
my nephew's been talking about since we left the Ruins.
Glad to meet you." Abruptly Damaris coughed. "Oh,
yes," Trapspringer said, "this is Tasslehoff's birthmate,
Damaris Metwinger --" he extended his gesture to Phi-
neas and Vinsint "-- and these are my friends, Phineas
Curick and, uh, Vinsint -- the ogre." Woodrow looked
questioningly toward Tasslehoff.
"I'll explain it all to you later," Tas assured him.
Woodrow turned to Damaris. "Metwinger -- isn't that
the mayor's name?"
"Yes, it is," Damaris beamed. "He's my father." Her
eyes narrowed suddenly and glared at Tasslehoff. "And I
am no longer his birthmate," she scoffed. "I've divorced
him, or disowned him, or disavowed him, or whatever it
is you do to someone you were going to marry before
you marry him. I've un-fianced him."
"I hate to break up all these happy hellos," Phineas said
loudly, "but the town is still burning down."
Tasslehoff inclined his ear to the west. "What I want to
know is, what's that weird noise I'm hearing? And what's
happened to the wind all of a sudden?"
Everyone paused for a moment and listened. The sky
to the west was a bright orange and yellow palette. Red
shadows flickered and danced on the sides of nearby
buildings. In the calm air, a massive column of twisting,
black smoke climbed upward to blot out the gray dawn.
After a moment's thought, Phineas said, "The fire
must be a real cooker to roar like that. What's happened

to the wind is anybody's guess."
"Too late," Vinsint boomed. "Look."
They followed his pointing finger to the north of City
Hall. Sweeping toward them was a dark, spinning cloud,
its pointed tail snapping back and forth like a whip. Eve-
rywhere the tail touched ground, buildings exploded or
were shredded like straw, trees were ripped from the
earth, boulders flew into the air and hung suspended,
then crashed down like the hammer of Reorx.
"Get down, in the gutter!" Tasslehoff shouted, pushing
Woodrow and Phineas to the ground before diving be-
tween them himself. He had seen a cyclone once before,
in Neraka, where the people knew that the safest place to
be in such a situation was huddled in low, sheltered
ground. Trapspringer, Damaris, Vinsint, and even the
multitude of kender scurrying about in the street fol-
lowed suit, diving into the mud and muck.
The tornado twisted and jigged toward them. Tas felt
himself being lifted off the ground. Gobs of muddy water
swirled around him, then suddenly he was thrown back
to the gutter. Quickly he scraped the mud from his eyes
and saw the tornado veering to the west of City Hall. It
tore a swath around the building and pelted the walls
with lumber, rocks, and pieces of furniture. The smash-
ing of stained glass and wood and copper echoed in the
streets, mingling with the incongruous squeals of kender.
In spite of mortal danger, a tornado was something that
happened once in a lifetime and these kender were as
thrilled as if Paladine himself had dropped in for a visit.
In the space of a minute, the tornado had passed through
the area and was on its way toward the edge of the city.
Laughing with glee, Tasslehoff rolled onto his back. "What
a ride!" he yelled. Trapspringer and Damaris were equally
giddy, flushed from toes to topknot.
"Are you all crazy?" Phineas shrieked. "Every one of
us could have been killed, turned inside out by that
thing, and you're laughing as if it was nothing more than
a pillow fight!" Phineas climbed to his feei and opened

his mouth to say more, but was suddenly dumbstruck by
the kenders' attitudes. He spun back and forth in a half-
circle, working his jaw and waving his hands, but no
words came out. Finally he strode to a nearby building
and slumped to the ground, his back against the wall.
Tasslehoff, meanwhile, had stopped laughing. Franti-
cally he walked the street where Woodrow had fallen.
There was no sign of the human! -Woodrow! - he cried.
"Woodrow is gone!"
Vinsint, Damaris, and Trapspringer sat up, blinking,
and looked around. Even Phineas lifted his head and
scanned the road. But there was no sign the young man
had ever been there.
Tasslehoff shouted Woodrow's name, then shouted it
again. The only answer was the creaking and groaning of
weakened timbers, the roar of the fires, and the rising
howl of the returning wind. But then, Tasslehoff heard
his name. He looked around, yet saw nothing. When he
heard it again, he looked over and saw Woodrow around
the corner, looking to the west.
Tasslehoff sprinted to his side. "Woodrow, I thought
you'd been swept up by the tornado!" Tas exclaimed,
punching his arm in mock anger. "I was really worried!"
Woodrow knew that was quite a statement for a ken-
der. "I'm sorry, Mr. Burrfoot, but I wanted to find out
how far the fire had gotten, so I jumped up before every-
one else, after the twister. I really hate to upset anyone
further, but our troubles aren't over yet," he announced.
By now, everyone could see flames licking at the build-
ings immediately to the west of City Hall and across the
tornado's path. "We've got to move now."
"We can't just abandon the city to the fire!" Damaris
cried.
"We can't stop those flames," said Phineas, looking un-
easily at the approaching inferno.
Everyone, including the other kender in the square,
turned to the east. But they stopped when a voice com-
manded, "No, we're staying here."

All eyes turned toward Tasslehoff.
The young kender felt a strange sense of self-
consciousness. He shifted his weight from foot to foot.
Swallowing hard, he tasted only soot. But everyone was
waiting to hear what he had to say next.
"I think we can stop the fire and save at least part of the
city. Vinsint's story about fire-fighting gave me an idea,
and the tornado showed me how to make it happen. But
we're all going to have to work together" -- a murmur of
resistance passed through the crowd of kender -- "and
we're going to have to get a lot more help."
A kender wearing a long, blue, fur-trimmed robe with
lots of pockets stepped forward from the crowd. As he
drew a deep breath in preparation for a speech, Damaris
squealed "Daddy!" and rushed forward, throwing her
arms around the man's neck. There was a brief burst of
applause from the crowd while he readjusted his robe,
planted a peck on Damaris's cheek, and cleared his
throat nervously.
"People of Kendermore," he intoned, "as your mayor, I
think it behooves us to listen to what this young wan-
derer has to say, no matter how shabbily he treated my
daughter. If he thinks he has a plan, let's hear it. And if it
turns out he doesn't have a plan, we can always skedad-
dle afterward. After all, 'there's no danger so pressing
that it couldn't be worse', as they say." With that, he
turned to Tas and folded his arms.
No sooner had Tasslehoff outlined his plan than the
tiny assembly fell to putting it into effect. Several crates
were piled up for Tas to stand on so he could oversee
progress and be heard by everyone.
"Uncle Trapspringer and Damaris and Mayor
Metwinger," he ordered, "go round up more help. We
can't do this with two dozen people.
"Woodrow and Vinsint, take two-thirds of the kender
already assembled and start pushing all that debris from
the tornado's wake up against those buildings on the far
side.

"Is there anybody here who knows lumber?" A dozen
fingers pointed to a kender in the crowd who was staring
intently at Tasslehoff. "Are you a carpenter?" asked Tas.
The kender stared.
"Do you run a sawmill?"
No response.
What's the matter with him?"
A small girl stretched up and plucked a wad of paraffin
from the older kender's ear. "He wants to know if you're
a carpenter or a woodcutter, Papa," she chimed.
The kender beamed. "Both," he replied. Then he re-
covered the paraffin from the girl and stuffed it back into
his ear.
Tas cupped his hands around his mouth and shouted,
"Then you go with Phineas and build the flumes!" Again,
the kender smiled at him blankly. Tas motioned to the
girl, who removed the paraffin once again.
"He wants you to go with this man and build some
flumes," she told him.
"Fine," responded the kender, grinning. "I'll help all I
can." As he turned to join Phineas, his face lit up even
more.
"Doctor Ears." he cried. Phineas winced. "It's me, Se-
mus Sawyer! I've been following your prescription ex-
actly, and it's miraculous. Everytime I take out these
plugs, my hearing improves a thousandfold!"
A murmur of sudden recognition passed through the
crowd. Phineas took a short step backward as kender
closed in on all sides, arms outstretched. Before he could
break free, they had closed in, and dozens of hands were
pummeling and yanking at him, pushing him this way
and that, and -- hpisting him on their shoulders? Phi-
neas's heart nearly thumped out his mouth before he re-
alized that these kender were happy to see him, were
actually overjoyed to recognize their beloved doctor!
"Take him to the lumberyard! Build flumes!" Tas
shouted over the cheering. "And lift him up higher! His
toes are dragging on the ground!"

Soon more kender were streaming into the square,
shepherded by Trapspringer and the Metwingers. Leav-
ing several behind to direct latecomers, Tas led them
some distance up the tornado's path, then turned off to-
ward the water tower,
Kendermore's three water towers were the products of
a civic project carried out four years earlier. The mayor
and city council at that time decided that if the town had
water towers, life would be much easier for people who
had to make numerous trips to the city's wells every day.
Instead of drawing water up, they could simply let it run
down.
Unfortunately, the towers' designer neglected to put a
spout of any sort on the towers and, even less fortu-
nately, this defect was not discovered until the newly ap-
pointed water tower replenishment crews had spent
several weeks filling the towers. At that point, the only
possible way to repair the deficiency was to chop a hole
in the tower bottoms, letting all that water drain out, and
then afterwards, to add the spouts. The prospect of see-
ing several weeks' work gush away to make up for some-
one else's goof so infuriated the water tower crews that
they threatened to resign.
This gross mismanagement pushed public opinion
about the project to such a low point that it was clear
that even if the spouts were added, no one would apply
for the certain-to-be-vacated spots on the water tower
replenishment crews. In what was perhaps the only
clear-sighted decision of the entire affair, the council de-
cided that empty towers with spouts were no more useful
than full towers without spouts, and voted to maintain
the status quo. Thus, for the last four years, the water
towers remained full but spoutless.
By the time the flumes arrived, well over a thousand
kender stood assembled under the largest of the three
water towers. Flames raced along the debris and threat-
ened to leap across to City Hall and the largely intact
portion of the city that remained on the other side.

Tasslehoff had climbed to the top of the tower, where
he could see everything and everyone could see him. Af-
ter surveying the various stations and satisfying himself
that everything was ready, he shouted, "Vinsint! You're
the biggest and strongest! You be at the base of the pyra-
mid, right under me! Everyone else, pile up on Vinsint!"
Hundreds of kender of all ages rushed forward, scram-
bling up over the ogre and each other. Four kender wide
at the base and three rows of kender high, with the top
row holding Semus's flumes overhead, they formed a liv-
ing aqueduct that stretched from the water tower, eighty
yards to what had been nicknamed "Tornado Alley."
Trapspringer, who was part of the very end of the aque-
duct, felt blasts of heat curling the hairs on his arms and
eyebrows.
With the aqueduct complete, Semus scaled the water
tower, axe in hand, and began chopping a hole in the side
of the enormous, wooden tank. Seconds ticked by, run-
ning into minutes. Flames roared along the debris wall,
singeing Trapspringer's tunic and scorching the sides of
buildings across Tornado Alley. Semus's axe, which ini-
tially had torn fist-sized chunks of wood from the water
tank, now bounced ineffectually away from the rubbery,
water-soaked inner layers.
The kender beneath Trapspringer fainted from the
heat, sending the front edge of the aqueduct tumbling to
the ground. As the flames licked their ankles, the next file
struggled heroically to hold up the flume. Tasslehoff, still
atop the water tower, cupped his hands around his
mouth and shouted at the top of his lungs the only thing
that came to mind: the sea chanty that had worked so
well with the gully dwarves.
Come all you young fellows who live by the sea,
Kiss a fair maiden and then follow me.
Hoist up the sail and the anchor aweigh,
And run with the wind out through Balifor Bay.
One by one, and then by tens, and then by hundreds,

the kender picked up the song. A thin stream of water
trickled across Semus's axe. Another blow started it
flowing, and the third created a gush that thundered
down the flume. The kender supporting the flume
swayed and staggered, but stayed on their feet, and they
kept singing.
As the water poured off the end of the flume, enor-
mous clouds of steam jetted skyward and blanketed Tor-
nado Alley. Along the length of the burning debris,
flaming beams and glowing embers hissed and sputtered
and were extinguished. The water ran in all directions
until the wall of steam extended as far as Tasslehoff could
see.
Fifteen minutes after the first trickle of water had ap-
peared, the water tower was empty. Exhausted kender
collapsed under their flumes into a squirming, snakelike
pile, and crawled slowly out to lie panting on the smok-
ing ground. Tasslehoff wiped his arm across his brow
and it came away black with soot.
Slowly he picked his way down the water tower and
went searching for his friends.
"Tasslehoff! Tasslehoff! Over here!"
Tas and Woodrow looked up from the frothy mugs of
warm ale they were sharing outside the newly renamed
Scorched Scorpion Inn to see Trapspringer and Damaris
approaching, linked arm in arm, leaning into the wind.
"Tas, my favorite nephew! I've got wonderful news for
you," bubbled Trapspringer. "Assuming you don't ob-
ject, that is," he added with a mischievous wink to Da-
maris.
"Damaris Metwinger -- your birthmate -- and I pro-
pose to become engaged, and to be married as soon as
possible. You're off the hook! Ha! What do you think of
thai!"
Tasslehoff stared at his uncle and his birthmate for a
moment. Woodrow thought he detected a hint of sadness

in the kender's expression, though it could have been ex-
haustion. Then Tas rose, threw his arms around both of
them, and hollered, "Tap another barrel; my uncle's get-
ting hitched!"

Chapter 25
The tornadoes and lightning slowly departed
the region of Goodlund during the night, and the follow-
ing day dawned bright and clear over Kendermore.
Trapspringer Furrfoot and Damaris Metwinger were wed
at noon in the chamber of the Kendermore Council. The
bride's father, Mayor Merldon Metwinger, presided over
the ceremony.
Damaris wore a butter-yellow dress that perfectly
matched her soft hair and that was adorned with tiny
seed pearls and creamy brown cat's-eye agates. Woven
into the six braided strands of her topknot were lengths
of gold-spun thread, and at the crown of the knot was an
arrangement of the finest feathers ever sported by a blue-
bird. In her fine-boned hands was a bouquet of clover,

crabgrass, and lavender bull thistles.
Trapspringer wore his finest cloak of black velvet, a
sparkling, white tunic, and wine-colored pants. His head
was bare, as were both the bride's and groom's feet, a
kender symbol of the many roads that would be traveled
(and shoes worn out) during a long and happy marriage.
Tasslehoff, dressed in clean, blue leggings and his
usual vest and tunic, stood attendant for his uncle. In the
pocket of his vest were two wide bands of shiny, polished
silver. Under such short notice, Damaris was attended
by a blushing Woodrow, who was wearing a new muslin
shirt with properly long sleeves.
Smiling proudly, Mayor Metwinger straightened his
purple mayoral robes and gulped in a big breath, prepar-
ing to ad-lib the traditionally long but unwritten kender
marriage ceremony.
"Daddy," Damaris said, holding tightly to Trap-
springer's hand, "could you give us the condensed ver-
sion? We'd like to get on to the party at the Autumn
Faire."
"That starts today, does it?" said the mayor, actually
relieved. He was still having a bit of trouble, after his
bump on the noggin, remembering anything longer than
three or four sentences.
"So, will you marry her, and you marry him?"
"Yes!" they both cried at once.
"Done!" the mayor announced joyously. "Now let the
celebration begin!"
Tasslehoff lay in the warm autumn sun, his back
propped up against a tree on the grounds of the Palace.
Moving the Autumn Faire to the relatively unscathed
setting on the northeast side of the city was the popula-
tion's only concession to the devastation visited upon
Kendermore. But the unspoken kender motto, "There's
always more where that came from," certainly applied to
homes. Members of the city's Department of Housing

had been out early with reams of parchment, planning
Kendermore's "new look." "It'll be like getting a whole
new city!" they all agreed happily. Unfortunately, so far
not a one of them agreed with another's designs.
In the meantime, the rearrangement of buildings into
rubble gave the city's inhabitants whole new places to ex-
plore.
Nearby, Tas could hear Phineas and Vinsint.
"With your muscles and my brains," Phineas was say-
ing, "we could clean up as tour guides on the trail from
Kendermore to the Tower of High Sorcery."
"I don't know," said Vinsint, rubbing his large, flat
forehead.
"I'm telling you," wheedled Phineas, "this is a gold-
mine waiting to be harvested! I arrange the tours, and
you take them to the Ruins and lead them safely through
the grove. We collect enough money to retire in two,
three years, tops!"
"How come it sounds like I'd do most of the work?"
"Are you kidding me?" squealed Phineas. "I'd be stuck
doing the tedious stuff -- making schedules, taking reser-
vations, advertising, buying supplies -- while you're out
taking walks! But I'd be willing to do it for only a slightly
higher percentage of the profits -- say, eighty percent?"
"You would?" Vinsint asked, his voice edged with ea-
gerness.
Just then, Woodrow sat down next to Tas on the green
grass and handed him one of two cups of fresh-squeezed
strawberry juice. The human looked out wistfully at the
merchants' tents, the vegetable vendors, the small wed-
ding party nearby at an open foodhall.
"I keep seeing Miss Hornslager here," he said softly.
"She was hoping to get her melons to this faire before
they went bad."
"I know. I miss her, too," said Tasslehoff. They were
quiet for some time.
"What are you going to do now?" Tas asked finally,
taking a long sip of the fresh berry juice.

Woodrow chewed on a thick blade of grass. "I've been
thinking about that a lot since I lost you in Port Balifor,"
he said. "These last weeks have taught me a lot, but
mainly that life is very short, at least for a human," he
added seriously. "I want to have some fun, but I can do
without the danger; I was thinking maybe I'd take over
Miss Hornslager's import business. I pretty much got the
hang of it watching her." He gave Tas a questioning
glance. "What do you think?"
"That sounds like a great idea!" said Tas, clapping his
hands.
Woodrow nibbled the grass pensively. "Someday I'll
have to go back to Solamnia and make peace with my
Uncle Gordon, though. Just not yet." With a toss of his
blond head, he shook the gloomy thoughts away. "How
about you? What are you going to do?
Tasslehoff plucked a full-blown dandelion and blew
the seeds into the air. "I've been thinking about that my-
self. I haven't seen my parents in years -- since I left on
my Wanderlust, actually. I would have tried to find them
here in Kendermore yesterday, but things got a little
busy, what with the fire and the tornadoes and the wind."
Tasslehoff sighed, and an uncharacteristic look of con-
cern crossed his face as he spoke. "Anyway, Uncle Trap-
springer told me where my parents were living, so I went
to find them and invite them to Trapspringer's wedding."
The tiny creases in his face deepened. "Their house sur-
vived the fires and the tornadoes, but they weren't there.
I asked some neighbors about them, but no one knew
anything."
"They were probably out helping friends clean up,"
suggested Woodrow.,"Or maybe they were among the
kender who fled the city."
"Probably," Tasslehoff agreed reluctantly. But he didn't
mention that the neighbors hadn't seen his parents in
some time... strange, because they were a bit old for
Wanderlust. Tas abruptly decided to hold his concerns at
bay on such a happy occasion.

"Look!" he said, pointing to the wedding party clus-
tered around Trapspringer and Damaris, who stood by a
silversmith's booth. "I think the newlyweds are prepar-
ing to leave on their honeymoon. Let's go say good-bye."
The two jumped up and hastened to rejoin the wedding
party.
"-- And so I bought it," Trapspringer was saying. "All
we have to do is stretch it over both our wrists, say the
magic words, and we'll go to the moon!"
"Oh, do you really think so?" Damaris breathed excit-
edly. "What a marvelous honeymoon that would be!
Let's try it!"
With that, Trapspringer produced an inch-wide,
etched silver band. Snapping it over his own wrist first,
he stretched the right side out to enclose Damaris's own
fine-boned one. "There!" he exclaimed in satisfaction.
"That ought to do it, dearest. Good-bye, everyone!"
Trapspringer's face became a mask of concentration as he
tried to remember the magic words. "Esla sivas gabo-
ing!"
"Good-bye, Uncle Trapspringer!" Tasslehoff sang hap-
pily. "I hope this trip to the moon works out better than
the one with your first wife!"
Damaris's face fell into a stormy glare. "What first
wiiiiiii -- !" In a poof of smoke, Trapspringer and his sec-
ond wife were gone.
"Oops," mumbled Tasslehoff, giggling behind his
hand.
At dusk that evening, Tasslehoff sat sipping a mug of
ale, contemplating the events of his life since leaving the
Inn of the Last Home. Gazing at the moon, he thought
fondly of Trapspringer and Damaris. Suddenly, his eyes
narrowed and he squinted at the full, glowing orb. Could
it be? Staring intently, a smile grew on his face. Tassle-
hoff was certain he saw two tiny shadows racing over the
pocked surface -- or was it three?