| public exess females, whereas allbeit really sweet fillies, as was | 1 |
| very properly held by the metropolitan in connection with this | 2 |
| regrettable nuisance, touching arbitrary conduct, being in strict | 3 |
| contravention of schedule in board of forests and works bylaws | 4 |
| regulationing sparkers' and succers' amusements section of our | 5 |
| beloved naturpark in pursuance of which police agence me and | 6 |
| Shorty have approached a reverend gentlman of the name of | 7 |
| Mr Coppinger with reference to a piece of fire fittings as was | 8 |
| most obliging, 'pon my sam, in this matter of his explanations | 9 |
| affirmative, negative and limitative, given to me and Shorty, | 10 |
| touching what the good book says of toooldaisymen, concerning | 11 |
| the merits of early bisectualism, besides him citing from approved | 12 |
| lectionary example given by a valued friend of the name of Mr | 13 |
| J. P. Cockshott, reticent of England, as owns a pretty maisonette, | 14 |
| Quis ut Deus, fronting on to the Soussex Bluffs as was telling us | 15 |
| categoric how Mr Cockshott, as he had his assignation with, | 16 |
| present holder by deedpoll and indenture of the swearing belt, | 17 |
| he tells him hypothetic, the reverend Mr Coppinger, hereckons | 18 |
| himself disjunctively with his windwarrd eye up to a dozen miles | 19 |
| of a cunifarm school of herring, passing themselves supernatently | 20 |
| by the Bloater Naze from twelve and them mayridinghim by the | 21 |
| silent hour. Butting, charging, bracing, backing, springing, | 22 |
| shrinking, swaying, darting, shooting, bucking and sprinkling | 23 |
| their dossies sodouscheock with the twinx of their taylz. And, | 24 |
| reverend, he says, summat problematical, by yon socialist sun, | 25 |
| gut me, but them errings was as gladful as Wissixy kippers could | 26 |
| be considering, flipping their little coppingers, pot em, the fresh | 27 |
| little flirties, the dirty little gillybrighteners, pickle their spratties, | 28 |
| the little smolty gallockers, and, reverend, says he, more asser- | 29 |
| titoff, zwelf me Zeus, says he, lettin olfac be the extench of the | 30 |
| supperfishies, lamme the curves of their scaligerance and pesk | 31 |
| the everurge flossity of their pectoralium, them little salty popu- | 32 |
| lators, says he, most apodictic, as sure as my briam eggs is on | 33 |
| cockshot under noose, all them little upandown dippies they was | 34 |
| all of a libidous pickpuckparty and raid on a wriggolo finsky | 35 |
| doodah in testimonials to their early bisectualism. Such, he says, | 36 |