Alas for livings' pledjures! | 1 |
Lordy Daw and Lady Don! Uncle Foozle and Aunty | 2 |
| Jack! Sure, that old humbugger was boycotted and girlcutted | 3 |
| in debt and doom, on hill and haven, even by the show-the-flag | 4 |
| flotilla, as I'm given now to understand, illscribed in all the | 5 |
| gratuitouses and conspued in the takeyourhandaways. Bumbty, | 6 |
| tumbty, Sot on a Wall, Mute art for the Million. There wasn't an | 7 |
| Archimandrite of Dane's Island and the townlands nor a minx | 8 |
| from the Isle of Woman nor a one of the four cantins nor any on | 9 |
| the whole wheel of his ecunemical conciliabulum nor nogent | 10 |
| ingen meid on allad the hold scurface of the jorth would come | 11 |
| next or nigh him, Mr Eelwhipper, seed and nursery man, or | 12 |
| his allgas bumgalowre, Auxilium Meum Solo A Domino (Amsad), | 13 |
| for rime or ration, from piles or faces, after that. | 14 |
All ears did wag, old Eire wake as Piers Aurell was flapper- | 15 |
| gangsted. | 16 |
Recount! | 17 |
I have it here to my fingall's ends. This liggy piggy wanted | 18 |
| to go to the jampot. And this leggy peggy spelt pea. And theese | 19 |
| lucky puckers played at pooping tooletom. Ma's da. Da's ma. | 20 |
| Madas. Sadam. | 21 |
Pater patruum cum filiabus familiarum. Or, but, now, and, | 22 |
| ariring out of her mirgery margery watersheads and, to change | 23 |
| that subjunct from the traumaturgid for once in a while and dart- | 24 |
| ing back to stuff,if so be you may identify yourself with the him | 25 |
| in you, that fluctuous neck merchamtur, bloodfadder and milk- | 26 |
| mudder, since then our too many of her, Abha na Lifé, and getting | 27 |
| on to dadaddy again, as them we're ne'er free of, was he in tea | 28 |
| e'er he went on the bier or didn't he ontime do something seemly | 29 |
| heavy in sugar? He sent out Christy Columb and he came back | 30 |
| with a jailbird's unbespokables in his beak and then he sent out | 31 |
| Le Caron Crow and the peacies are still looking for him. The | 32 |
| seeker from the swayed, the beesabouties from the parent swarm. | 33 |
| Speak to the right! Rotacist ca canny! He caun ne'er be bothered | 34 |
| but maun e'er be waked. If there is a future in every past that is | 35 |
| present Quis est qui non novit quinnigan and Qui quae quot at | 36 |