| and beard, (Erminia Reginia!) in or aring or around about the | 1 |
| year of buy in disgrace 1132 or 1169 or 1768 Y.W.C.A., at the | 2 |
| Married Male Familyman's Auctioneer's court in Arrahnacuddle. | 3 |
| Poor Johnny of the clan of the Dougals, the poor Scuitsman, | 4 |
| (Hohannes !) nothing if not amorous, dinna forget, so frightened | 5 |
| (Zweep! Zweep!) on account of her full bottom, (undullable | 6 |
| attraxity!) that put the yearl of mercies on him, and the four | 7 |
| maasters, in chors, with a hing behangd them, because he was | 8 |
| so slow to borstel her schoon for her, when he was grooming her | 9 |
| ladyship, instead of backscratching her materfamilias proper, like | 10 |
| any old methodist, and all divorced and innasense interdict, in | 11 |
| the middle of the temple, according to their dear faithful. Ah, now, | 12 |
| it was too bad, too bad and stout entirely, all the missoccurs; and | 13 |
| poor Mark or Marcus Bowandcoat, from the brownesberrow in | 14 |
| nolandsland, the poor old chronometer, all persecuted with ally | 15 |
| croaker by everybody, by decree absolute, through Herrinsilde, | 16 |
| because he forgot himself, making wind and water, and made | 17 |
| a Neptune's mess of all of himself, sculling over the giamond's | 18 |
| courseway, and because he forgot to remember to sign an old | 19 |
| morning proxy paper, a writing in request to hersute herself, on | 20 |
| stamped bronnanoleum, from Roneo to Giliette, before saying | 21 |
| his grace before fish and then and there and too there was | 22 |
| poor Dion Cassius Poosycomb, all drowned too, before the | 23 |
| world and her husband, because it was most improper and most | 24 |
| wrong, when he attempted to (well, he was shocking poor in | 25 |
| his health, he said, with the shingles falling off him), because | 26 |
| he (ah, well now, peaces pea to Wedmore and let not the song go | 27 |
| dumb upon your Ire, as we say in the Spasms of Davies, and we | 28 |
| won't be too hard on him as an old Manx presbyterian) and after | 29 |
| that, as red as a Rosse is, he made his last will and went to con- | 30 |
| fession, like the general of the Berkeleyites, at the rim of the rom, | 31 |
| on his two bare marrowbones, to Her Worship his Mother and | 32 |
| Sister Evangelist Sweainey, on Cailcainnin widnight and he was | 33 |
| so sorry, he was really, because he left the bootybutton in the | 34 |
| handsome cab and now, tell the truth, unfriends never, (she was | 35 |
| his first messes dogess and it was a very pretty peltry and there | 36 |