| old conk cruised now croons the yunk. Exeunc throw a darras | 1 |
| Kram of Llawnroc, ye gink guy, kirked into yord. Enterest at- | 2 |
| tawonder Wehpen, luftcat revol, fairescapading in his natsirt. | 3 |
| Tuesy tumbles. And mild aunt Liza is as loose as her neese. Ful- | 4 |
| fest withim inbrace behent. As gent would deem oncontinent. | 5 |
| So mulct per wenche is Elsker woed. Ne hath his thrysting. Fin. | 6 |
| Like the newcasters in their old plyable of A Royenne Devours. | 7 |
| Jazzaphoney and Mirillovis and Nippy she nets best. Fing. Ay, | 8 |
| ay ! Sobbos. And so he was. Sabbus. | 9 |
| Marcus. And after that, not forgetting, there was the Flemish | 10 |
| armada, all scattered, and all officially drowned, there and then, on | 11 |
| a lovely morning, after the universal flood, at about aleven thirty- | 12 |
| two was it? off the coast of Cominghome and Saint Patrick, the | 13 |
| anabaptist, and Saint Kevin, the lacustrian, with toomuch of tolls | 14 |
| and lottance of beggars, after converting Porterscout and Dona, | 15 |
| our first marents, and Lapoleon, the equestrian, on his whuite | 16 |
| hourse of Hunover, rising Clunkthurf over Cabinhogan and all | 17 |
| they remembored and then there was the Frankish floot of Noahs- | 18 |
| dobahs, from Hedalgoland, round about the freebutter year of | 19 |
| Notre Dame 1132 P.P.O. or so, disumbunking from under | 20 |
| Motham General Bonaboche, (noo poopery!) in his half a grey | 21 |
| traditional hat, alevoila come alevilla, and after that there he was, | 22 |
| so terrestrial, like a Nailscissor, poghuing her scandalous and very | 23 |
| wrong, the maid, in single combat, under the sycamores, amid | 24 |
| the bludderings from the boom and all the gallowsbirds in Arrah- | 25 |
| na-Poghue, so silvestrious, neer the Queen's Colleges, in 1132 | 26 |
| Brian or Bride street, behind the century man on the door. And | 27 |
| then again they used to give the grandest gloriaspanquost univer- | 28 |
| sal howldmoutherhibbert lectures on anarxaquy out of doxarch- | 29 |
| ology (hello, Hibernia!) from sea to sea (Matt speaking!) accord- | 30 |
| ing to the pictures postcard, with sexon grimmacticals, in the | 31 |
| Latimer Roman history, of Latimer repeating himself, from the | 32 |
| vicerine of Lord Hugh, the Lacytynant, till Bockleyshuts the rah- | 33 |
| jahn gerachknell and regnumrockery roundup, (Marcus Lyons | 34 |
| speaking!) to the oceanfuls of collegians green and high classes | 35 |
| and the poor scholars and all the old trinitarian senate and saints and | 36 |