| nature never needed such an alcove so, when Robber and Mum- | 1 |
| sell, the pulpic dictators,on the nudgment of their legal advisers, | 2 |
| Messrs Codex and Podex, and under his own benefiction of their | 3 |
| pastor Father Flammeus Falconer, boycotted him of all mutton- | 4 |
| suet candles and romeruled stationery for any purpose, he winged | 5 |
| away on a wildgoup's chase across the kathartic ocean and made | 6 |
| synthetic ink and sensitive paper for his own end out of his wit's | 7 |
| waste. You ask, in Sam Hill, how? Let manner and matter of this | 8 |
| for these our sporting times be cloaked up in the language of | 9 |
| blushfed porporates that an Anglican ordinal, not reading his | 10 |
| own rude dunsky tunga, may ever behold the brand of scarlet | 11 |
| on the brow of her of Babylon and feel not the pink one in his | 12 |
| own damned cheek. | 13 |
| Primum opifex, altus prosator, ad terram viviparam et cuncti- | 14 |
| potentem sine ullo pudore nec venia, suscepto pluviali atque discinctis | 15 |
| perizomatis, natibus nudis uti nati fuissent, sese adpropinquans, | 16 |
| flens et gemens, in manum suam evacuavit (highly prosy, crap in his | 17 |
| hand, sorry!), postea, animale nigro exoneratus, classicum pulsans, | 18 |
| stercus proprium, quod appellavit deiectiones suas, in vas olim | 19 |
| honorabile tristitiae posuit, eodem sub invocatione fratrorum gemino- | 20 |
| rum Medardi et Godardi laete ac melliflue minxit,psalmum qui | 21 |
| incipit: Lingua mea calamus scribae velociter scribentis: magna voce | 22 |
| cantitans (did a piss, says he was dejected, asks to be exonerated), | 23 |
| demum ex stercore turpi cum divi Orionis iucunditate mixto, cocto, | 24 |
| frigorique exposito, encaustum sibi fecit indelibile (faked O'Ryan's, | 25 |
| the indelible ink). | 26 |
| Then, pious Eneas, conformant to thc fulminant firman which | 27 |
| enjoins on the tremylose terrian that, when the call comes, he | 28 |
| shall produce nichthemerically from his unheavenly body a no | 29 |
| uncertain quantity of obscene matter not protected by copriright | 30 |
| in the United Stars of Ourania or bedeed and bedood and bedang | 31 |
| and bedung to him, with this double dye, brought to blood heat, | 32 |
| gallic acid on iron ore, through the bowels of his misery, flashly, | 33 |
| faithly, nastily, appropriately, this Esuan Menschavik and the first | 34 |
| till last alshemist wrote over every square inch of the only fools- | 35 |
| cap available, his own body, till by its corrosive sublimation one | 36 |