| board (trying to copy the stage Englesemen he broughts their | 1 |
| house down on, shouting: Bravure, surr Chorles! Letter purfect! | 2 |
| Culossal, Loose Wallor! Spache!) how he had been toed out of | 3 |
| all the schicker families of the klondykers from Pioupioureich, | 4 |
| Swabspays, the land of Nod, Shruggers' Country, Pension | 5 |
| Danubierhome and Barbaropolis, who had settled and stratified | 6 |
| in the capital city after its hebdomodary metropoliarchialisation | 7 |
| as sunblistered, moonplastered, gory, wheedling, joviale, litche- | 8 |
| rous and full, ordered off the gorgeous premises in most cases on | 9 |
| account of his smell which all cookmaids eminently objected to | 10 |
| as ressembling the bombinubble puzzo that welled out of the | 11 |
| pozzo. Instead of chuthoring those model households plain | 12 |
| wholesome pothooks (a thing he never possessed of his Nigerian | 13 |
| own) what do you think Vulgariano did but study with stolen | 14 |
| fruit how cutely to copy all their various styles of signature so as | 15 |
| one day to utter an epical forged cheque on the public for his own | 16 |
| private profit until, as just related, the Dustbin's United Scullery- | 17 |
| maid's and Househelp's Sorority, better known as Sluttery's | 18 |
| Mowlted Futt, turned him down and assisted nature by unitedly | 19 |
| shoeing the source of annoyance out of the place altogether and | 20 |
| taytotally on the heat of the moment, holding one another's | 21 |
| gonk (for no-one, hound or scrublady, not even the Turk, un- | 22 |
| greekable in purscent of the armenable, dared whiff the polecat | 23 |
| at close range) and making some pointopointing remarks as they | 24 |
| done so at the perfects of the Sniffey, your honour, aboon the | 25 |
| lyow why a stunk, mister. | 26 |
| [Jymes wishes to hear from wearers of abandoned female cos- | 27 |
| tumes, gratefully received, wadmel jumper, rather full pair of | 28 |
| culottes and onthergarmenteries, to start city life together. His | 29 |
| jymes is out of job, would sit and write. He has lately commited | 30 |
| one of the then commandments but she will now assist. Superior | 31 |
| built, domestic, regular layer. Also got the boot. He appreciates | 32 |
| it. Copies. ABORTISEMENT.] | 33 |
| One cannot even begin to post figure out a statuesquo ante | 34 |
| as to how slow in reality the excommunicated Drumcondriac, | 35 |
| nate Hamis, really was. Who can say how many pseudostylic | 36 |