Farnham's
Freehold
Chapter
1
"It's not a hearing aid," Hubert
Farnham explained. "It's a radio, tuned to the emergency frequency."
Barbara Wells stopped with a bite halfway
to her mouth. "Mr. Farnham! You think they are going to attack?"
Her host shrugged. "The Kremlin
doesn't let me in on its secrets."
His son said, "Dad, quit scaring the
ladies. Mrs. Wells-"
"Call me 'Barbara.' I'm going to ask
the court to let me drop the 'Mrs.'
"You don't need permission."
"Watch it, Barb," his sister
Karen said. "Free advice is expensive."
"Shaddap. Barbara, with all respect
to my worthy father, he sees spooks. There is not going to be a war."
"I hope you're right," Barbara
Wells said soberly. "Why do you think so?"
"Because the communists are realists.
They never risk a war that would hurt them, even if they could win. So they
won't risk one they can't win."
"Then I wish," his mother said,
"that they would stop having these dreadful crises. Cuba. All that fuss
about Berlin-as if anybody cared! And now this. It makes a person nervous.
Joseph!"
"Yes, ma'am?"
"You fetch me coffee. And brandy.
Café royale."
"Yes, ma'am." The houseboy, a
young Negro, removed her plate, barely touched.
Young Farnham said, "Dad, it's not
these phony crises that has Mother upset; it's the panicky way you behave. You
must stop it."
"No."
"You must! Mother didn't eat her
dinner . . . and all because of that silly button in your ear. You can't-"
"Drop it, Duke."
"Sir?"
"When you moved into your own apartment,
we agreed to live as friends. As my friend your opinions are welcome. But that
does not make you free to interfere between your mother-my wife-and
myself."
His wife said, "Now, Hubert."
"Sorry, Grace."
"You're too harsh on the boy. It does
make me nervous."
"Duke is not a boy. And I've done
nothing to make you nervous. Sorry."
"I'm sorry, too, Mother. But if Dad
regards it as interference, well-" Duke forced a grin. "I'll have to
find a wife of my own to annoy. Barbara, will you marry me?"
"No, Duke."
"I told you she was smart,
Duke," his sister volunteered.
"Karen, pipe down. Why not, Barbara?
I'm young, I'm healthy. Why, someday I might even have clients. In the meantime
you can support us."
"No, Duke. I agree with your father."
"Huh?"
"I should say that my father agrees
with your father. I don't know that my pops is carrying around a radio tonight
but I'm certain that he is listening to one. Duke, every car in our family has
a survival kit."
"No fooling!"
"My car out in your father's
driveway, the one Karen and I drove down from school, has a kit in its trunk
that Pops picked before I re-entered college. Pops takes it seriously, so I
do."
Duke Farnham opened his mouth, closed it.
His father asked, "Barbara, what did your father select?"
"Oh, lots of things. Ten gallons of
water. Food. A jeep can of gasoline. Medicines. A sleeping bag. A gun-"
"Can you use a gun?"
"Pops made me learn. A shovel. An ax.
Clothes. Oh, yes, a radio. But the important thing was 'Where?'-so he kept
saying. If I were at school, he would expect me to head for the basement of the
gym. But here- Pops would expect me to head up into the mountains."
"You won't need to."
"Sir?"
"Dad means," explained Karen,
"that you are welcome in our panic hole."
Barbara showed a questioning look. Her
host said, "Our bomb shelter. 'Farnham's Folly' my son calls it. I think
you would be safer there than you would be running for the hills-despite the
fact that we are only ten miles from a MAMMA Base. If an alarm comes, we'll
duck into it. Right, Joseph?"
"Yes, sir! That way I stay on your
payroll."
"The hell you do. You're fired the
instant the sirens sound-and I start charging you rent."
"Do I pay rent, too?" asked
Barbara.
"You wash dishes. Everybody does.
Even Duke."
"Count me out," Duke said
grimly.
"Eh? Not that many dishes, Son."
"I'm not joking, Dad. Khrushchev said
he would bury us- and you're making it come true. I'm not going to crawl into a
hole in the ground!"
"As you wish, sir."
"Sonny boy!" His mother
put down her cup. "If an attack comes, of course you're going into the
shelter!" She blinked back tears. "Promise Mother."
Young Farnham looked stubborn, then
sighed. "All right. If an attack comes- if an alarm sounds, I mean; there
isn't going to be an attack- I'll go into your panic hole. But, Dad, this is
just to soothe Mother's nerves."
"Nevertheless you are welcome."
"Okay. Let's go into the living room
and break out the cards-with a firm understanding that we drop the subject.
Suits?"
"Agreed." His father got up and
offered his arm to his wife. "My dear?"
In the living room, Grace Farnham declined
to play bridge. "No, dear, I'm too upset. You play with the young people,
and- Joseph! Joseph, bring me just a teensy bit more coffee. Royale, I mean.
Don't look that way, Hubert; it helps, you know it does."
"Would you like a Miltown,
dear?"
"I don't need drugs. I'll just have a
drop more coffee."
They cut for partners; Duke shook his head
sadly. "Poor Barbara! Stuck with Dad- Did you warn her, Sis?"
"Keep your warnings to
yourself," his father advised.
"She's entitled to know, Dad.
Barbara, that juvenile delinquent across from you is as optimistic in contract
as he is pessimistic in-well, in other matters. Watch out for psychic bids. If
he has a Yarborough-"
"Drop dead, Duke. Barbara, what
system do you prefer? Italian?"
Her eyes widened. "The only Italian I
know is vermouth, Mr. Farnham. I play Goren. Nothing fancy, I just try to go by
the book."
"'By the book,'" Hubert Farnham
agreed.
"'By the book,'" his son echoed.
"Which book? Dad likes to ring in the Farmers' Almanac, especially when
you're vulnerable, doubled and redoubled. Then he'll point out how, if you had
led diamonds-"
"Counselor," his father interrupted,
"will you deal those cards? Or shall I stuff them down your throat?"
"I'll go quietly. Put a little blood
in it? A cent a point?" Barbara said hastily, "That's steep for
me."
Duke answered, "You gals aren't in
it. Just Dad and myself. That's how I pay my office rent."
"Duke means," his father
corrected, "that is how he gets deep into debt to his old man. I was
beating him out of his allowance when he was still in junior high."
Barbara shut up and played cards. The
stakes made her tense, even though it was not her money. Her nervousness was
increased by suspicion that her partner was a match player.
Her nerves relaxed, though not her care,
as it began to appear that Mr. Farnham found her bidding satisfactory. But she
welcomed the rest that came from being dummy. She spent these vacations
studying Hubert Farnham.
She decided that she liked him, for the
way he handled his family and for the way he played bridge-quietly,
thoughtfully, exact in bidding, precise and sometimes brilliant in play. She
admired the way he squeezed out the last trick, of a contract in which she had
forced them too high, by having the boldness to sluff an ace.
She knew that Karen expected her to pair
off with Duke this weekend and admitted that it seemed reasonable. Duke was as
handsome as Karen was pretty-and a catch . . . rising young lawyer, a year
older than herself, with a fresh and disarming wolfishness.
She wondered if he expected to make out
with her? Did Karen expect it and was she watching, secretly amused?
Well, it wasn't going to happen! She did
not mind admitting that she was a one-time loser but she resented the
assumption that any divorcee was available. Damn it, she hadn't been in bed
with anybody since that dreadful night when she had packed and left. Why did
people think- Duke was looking at her; she locked eyes with him, blushed, and
looked away, looked at his father instead.
Mr. Farnham was fiftyish, she decided. And
looked it. Hair thinning and already gray, himself thin, almost gaunt, but with
a slight potbelly, tired eyes, lines around them, and deep lines down his
cheeks. Not handsome- With sudden warmth she realized that if Duke Farnham had
half the strong masculine charm his father had, a panty girdle wouldn't be much
protection. She dismissed it by being quickly angry with Grace Farnham. What
excuse did a woman have for being an incipient alcoholic, fretful and fat and
self-indulgent, when she had this man?
The thought was chased away by realization
that Mrs. Farnham was what Karen might become. Mother and daughter looked
alike, save that Karen had not gone to pot. Barbara did not like this thought.
She liked Karen better than any other sorority sister she had found when she
went back to finish college. Karen was sweet and generous and gay- But perhaps
Grace Farnham had been so, once. Did women have to become fretful and useless?
Hubert Farnham looked up from the last
trick. "Three spades, game and rubber. Well bid, partner."
She flushed again. "Well played, you
mean. I invited too much."
"Not at all. At worst we would have
been down one. If you don't bet, you can't win. Karen, has Joseph gone to
bed?"
"Studying. He's got a quiz."
"I thought we might invite him to cut
in. Barbara, Joseph is the best player in this house-always audacity at the
right time. Plus the fact that he is studying to be an accountant and never
forgets a card. Karen, can you find us something without disturbing
Joseph?"
"'Spect ah kin, Boss. Vodka and tonic
for you?"
"And munching food."
"Come on, Barbara. Let's
bottle."
Hubert Farnham watched them go, while
thinking it was a shame that so nice a child as Mrs. Wells should have had a
sour marriage. A sound game of bridge and a good disposition- Gangly and horse
faced, perhaps- But a nice smile and a mind of her own. If Duke had any
gumption-
But Duke didn't have any. He went to where
his wife was nodding by the television receiver, and said, "Grace? Grace
darling, ready for bed?"-then helped her into her bedroom.
When he came back, he found his son alone.
He sat down and said, "Duke, I'm sorry about that difference of opinion at
dinner."
"That? Oh, forget it."
"I would rather have your respect
than your tolerance. I know that you disapprove of my 'panic hole.' But we have
never discussed why I built it."
"What is there to discuss? You think
the Soviet Union is going to attack. You think that hole in the ground will
save your life. Both ideas are unhealthy. Sick. Especially unhealthy for
Mother. You are driving her to drink. I don't like it. I liked it still less to
have you remind me-me, a lawyer!-that I must not interfere between husband and
wife." Duke started to get up. "I'll be going."
"Please, Son! Doesn't the defense get
a chance?"
"Uh- All right, all right!" Duke
sat down.
"I respect your opinions. I don't
share them but many people do. Perhaps most people, since most Americans have
made no effort to save themselves. But on the points you made, you are
mistaken. I don't expect the USSR to attack- and I doubt if our shelter is enough
to save our lives."
"Then why go around with that plug in
your ear scaring Mother out of her wits?"
"I've never had an automobile
accident. But I carry auto insurance. That shelter is my insurance
policy."
"But you just said it wouldn't save
your life!"
"No, I said I doubted that it would
be enough. It could save our lives if we lived a hundred miles away. But
Mountain Springs is a prime target . . . and no citizen can build anything
strong enough to stop a direct hit."
"Then why bother?"
"I told you. The best insurance I can
afford. Our shelter won't stop a direct hit. But it will stand up to a near
miss-and Russians aren't supermen and rockets are temperamental. I've minimized
the risk. That's the best I can do."
Duke hesitated. "Dad, I can't be
diplomatic."
"Then don't try."
"So I'll be blunt. Do you have to
ruin Mother's life, turn her into a lush, just on the chance that a hole in the
ground will let you live a few years longer? Will it be worth while to be
alive-afterwards-with the country devastated and all your friends dead?"
"Probably not."
"Then why?"
"Duke, you aren't married."
"Obviously."
"Son, I must be blunt myself. It has
been years since I've had any real interest in staying alive. You are grown and
on your own, and your sister is a grown woman, even though she is still in
school. As for myself-" He shrugged. "The most satisfying thing left
is the fiddling pleasure of a game of bridge. As you are aware, there isn't
much companionship left in my marriage."
"I am aware, all right. But it's your
fault. You're crowding Mother into a nervous breakdown."
"I wish it were that simple. In the
first place- You were at law school when I built the shelter, during that
Berlin crisis. Your mother perked up and stayed sober. She would take a martini
and let it go at that-instead of four as she did tonight. Duke, Grace wants
that shelter."
"Well-maybe so. But you aren't
soothing her by trotting around with that plug in your ear."
"Perhaps not. But I have no
choice."
"What do you mean?"
"Grace is my wife, Son. 'To love and
to cherish' includes keeping her alive if I can. That shelter may keep her
alive. But only if she is in it. How much warning today? Fifteen minutes, if
we're lucky. But three minutes could be time enough to get her into the
shelter. But if I don't hear the alert, I won't have three minutes. So I
listen. During any crisis."
"Suppose it happens when you are
asleep?"
His father smiled. "If the news is
bad, I sleep with this button taped into my ear. When it's really bad-as it is
tonight- Grace and I sleep in the shelter. The girls will be urged to sleep
there. And you are invited."
"Not likely!"
"I didn't think so."
"Dad, stipulating that an attack is
possible-merely stipulating, as the Russians aren't crazy-why build a shelter
smack on a target? Why don't you pick a place far from any target, build
there-again stipulating that Mother needs one for her nerves, which may be
true-and get Mother off the sauce?"
Hubert Farnham sighed. "Son, she
won't have it. This is her home."
"Make her!"
"Duke, have you ever tried to make a
woman do anything she really didn't want to do? Besides that, a weakness for
the sauce-hell, growing alcoholism-is not that simple. I must cope with it as
best I can. However- Duke, I told you that I did not have much reason to stay
alive. But I do have one reason."
"Such as?"
"If those lying, cheating bastards
ever throw their murder weapons at the United States, I want to live long
enough to go to hell in style-with eight Russian side boys!"
Farnham twisted in his chair. "I mean
it, Duke. America is the best thing in history, I think, and if those
scoundrels kill our country, I want to kill a few of them. Eight side boys. Not
less. I felt relieved when Grace refused to consider moving."
"Why, Dad?"
"Because I don't want that pig-faced
peasant with the manners of a pig to run me out of my home! I'm a free man. I
intend to stay free. I've made every preparation I can. But I wouldn't relish
running away. I- Here come the girls."
Karen came in carrying drinks, followed by
Barbara. "Hi! Barb got a look at our kitchen and decided to make crêpes
Suzettes. Why are you two looking grim? More bad news?"
"No, but if you will snap the
television on, we might get part of the ten o'clock roundup. Barbara, those
glorified pancakes smell wonderful. Want a job as a cook?"
"What about Joseph?"
"We'll keep Joseph as
housekeeper."
"I accept."
Duke said, "Hey! You refused my offer
of honorable matrimony and turn around and agree to live in sin with my old
man. How come?"
"I didn't hear 'sin' mentioned."
"Don't you know? Barbara. . . Dad is
a notorious sex criminal."
"Is this true, Mr. Farnham?"
"Well. . ."
"That's why I studied law, Barbara.
It was breaking us to bring Jerry Giesler all the way from Los Angeles every
time Dad got into a jam."
"Those were the good old days!"
Duke's father agreed. "But, Barbara, that was years ago. Contract is my
weakness now."
"In that case I would expect a higher
salary-"
"Hush, children!" Karen said
forcefully. She turned up the sound:
"-agreed in principal to three out of
four of the President's major points and has agreed to meet again to discuss
the fourth point, the presence of their nuclear submarines in our coastal
waters. It may now be safely stated that the crisis, the most acute in
post-World-War-Two years, does seem to be tapering oft to a mutual
accommodation that both countries can live with. We pause to bring you exciting
news from General Motors followed by an analysis in depth-"
Karen turned it down. Duke said,
"Just as I said, Dad. You can take that cork out of your ear."
"Later. I'm busy with crêpes
Suzettes. Barbara, I'll expect these for breakfast every morning."
"Dad, quit trying to seduce her and
cut the cards. I want to win back what I've lost."
"That'll be a long night." Mr.
Farnham~ finished eating, stood up to put his plate aside; the doorbell rang.
"I'll answer it."
He went to the door, returned shortly.
Karen said, "Who was it, Daddy? I cut for you. You and I are partners.
Look pleased."
"I'm delighted. But remember that a
count of eleven is not an opening bid. Somebody lost, I guess. Possibly a
nut."
"My date. You scared him off."
"Possibly. A baldheaded old coot,
very weather-beaten and ragged."
"My date," Karen confirmed.
"President of the Dekes. Go get him, Daddy."
"Too late. He took one look at me and
fled. Whose bid is it?"
Barbara continued to try to play like a
machine. But it seemed to her that Duke was overbidding; she found herself
thereby bidding timidly and had to force herself to overcome it. They went set
several times in a long, dreary rubber which they "won" but lost on
points.
It was a pleasure to lose the next rubber
with Karen as her partner. They shifted and again she was Mr. Farnham's
partner. He smiled at her. "This time we clobber them!"
"I'll try."
"Just play as you did. By the book.
Duke will supply the mistakes."
"Put your money where your mouth is,
Dad. Want a side bet of a hundred dollars on this rubber?"
"A hundred it is."
Barbara thought about seventeen lonely
dollars in her purse and got nervous. She was still more nervous when the first
hand ended at five clubs, bid and made-by Duke-and realized that he had overbid
and would have been down one had she covered his finesse.
Duke said, "Care to double that bet,
Governor?"
"Okay. Deal."
Her morale was bolstered by the second
hand: her contract at four spades and made possible by voids; she was able to
ruff before cleaning out trumps. Her partner's smile was reward enough. But it
left her shaky.
Duke said, "Both teams vulnerable, no
part score. How's your blood pressure, Daddy-o? Double again?"
"Planning on firing your
secretary?"
"Speak up, or accept a white
feather."
"Four hundred. You can sell your
car."
Mr. Farnham dealt. Barbara picked up her
hand and frowned. The count was not bad-two queens, a couple of jacks, an ace,
a king-but no biddable suit and the king was unguarded. It was a strength and
distribution which she had long tagged as "just good enough to go set
on." She hoped that it would be one of those sigh-of-relief hands in which
everyone passes.
Her partner picked up his hand and glanced
at it. "Three no trump."
Barbara repressed a gasp, Karen did gasp.
"Daddy, are you feverish?"
"Bid."
"Pass!"
Barbara said to herself, "'God oh
god, what I do now?" Her partner's bid promised twenty-five points-and
invited slam. She held thirteen points. Thirty-eight points in the two
hands-grand slam.
That's what the book said! Barbara girl,
"three no trump" is twenty-five, twenty-six, or twenty-seven
points-add thirteen and it reads "Grand Slam."
But was Mr. Farnham playing by the book?
Or was he bidding a shut-out to grab the rubber and nail down that preposterous
bet?
If she passed, then game and rubber-and
four hundred dollars-was certain. But grand slam (if they made it) was, uh,
around fifteen dollars at the stakes Duke and his father were playing. Risk
four hundred dollars of her partner's money against a chance of fifteen?
Ridiculous!
Could she sneak up on it with the
Blackwood Convention? No, no!-there hadn't been background bidding.
Was this one of those bids Duke had warned
her about?
(But her partner had said, "Play by
the book.")
"Seven no trump," she said firmly.
Duke whistled. "Thanks, Barbara.
We're ganging up on you, Dad. Double."
"Pass."
"Pass," Karen echoed.
Barbara again counted her hand. That
singleton king looked awfully naked. But . . . either the home team had
thirty-eight points-or it didn't. "Redouble."
Duke grinned. "Thanks, sweetie pie.
Your lead, Karen."
Mr. Farnham put down his hand and abruptly
left the table. His son said, "Hey! Come back and take your
medicine!"
Mr. Farnham snapped on the television,
moved on and switched on the radio, changed its setting. "Red alert!"
he snapped. "Somebody tell Joseph!" He ran out of the room.
"Come back! You can't duck this with
that kind of stunt!"
"Shut up, Duke!" Karen snapped.
The television screen flickered into life:
"-closing down. Tune at once to your emergency station. Good luck,
good-bye, and God bless you all!"
As the screen went blank the radio cut in:
"-not a drill. This is not a drill. Take shelter. Emergency personnel
report to their stations. Do not go out on the street. If you have no shelter,
stay in the best protected room of your home. This is not a drill. Unidentified
ballistic objects have been radar sighted by our early-warning screens and it
must be assumed that they are missiles. Take shelter. Emergency personnel
report to their-"
"He means it," Karen said in an
awed voice. "Duke, show Barb where to go. I'll wake Joseph." She ran
out of the room.
Duke said, "I don't believe it."
"Duke, how do we get into the
shelter?"
"I'll show you." He stood up
unhurriedly, picked up the hands, put each in a separate pocket. "Mine and
Sis's in my trousers, yours and Dad's in my coat. Come on. Want your
suitcase?"
"No!"
Chapter
2
Duke led her through the kitchen to the
basement stairs. Mr. Farnham was halfway down, his wife in his arms. She seemed
asleep. Duke snapped out of his attitude. "Hold it, Dad! I'll take
her."
"Get on down and open the door!"
The door was steel set into the wall of
the basement. Seconds were lost because Duke did not know how to handle its
latch. At last Mr. Farnham passed his wife over to his son, opened it himself.
Beyond, stairs led farther down. They managed it by carrying Mrs. Farnham,
hands and feet, a limp doll, and took her through a second door into a room
beyond. Its floor was six feet lower than the basement and under, Barbara
decided, their back garden. She hung back while Mrs. Farnham was carried
inside.
Mr. Farnham reappeared. "Barbara! Get
in here! Where's Joseph? Where's Karen?"
Those two came rushing down the basement
stairs as he spoke. Karen was flushed and seemed excited and happy. Joseph was
looking wild-eyed and was dressed in undershirt and trousers, his feet bare.
He stopped short. "Mr. Farnham! Are
they going to hit us?"
"I'm afraid so. Get inside."
The young Negro turned and yelled,
"Doctor Livingston I presume!"-dashed back up the stairs.
Mr. Farnham said, "Oh, God!" and
pressed his fists against his temples. He added in his usual voice, "Get
inside, girls. Karen, bolt the door but listen for me. I'll wait as long as I
can." He glanced at his watch. "Five minutes."
The girls went in. Barbara whispered,
"What happened to Joseph? Flipped?"
"Well, sort of.
Dr.-Livingston-I-Presume is our cat. Loves Joseph, tolerates us." Karen
started bolting the inner door, heavy steel, and secured with ten inch-thick
bolts.
She stopped. "I'm damned if I'll bolt
this all the way while Daddy is outside!"
"Don't bolt it at all."
Karen shook her head. "I'll use a
couple, so he can hear me draw them. That cat may be a mile away."
Barbara looked around. It was an L-shaped
room; they had entered the end of one arm. Two bunks were on the right-hand
wall; Grace Farnham was in the lower and still asleep. The left wall was solid
with packed shelves; the passage was hardly wider than the door. The ceiling
was low and arched and of corrugated steel. She could see the ends of two more
bunks at the bend. Duke was not in sight but he quickly appeared from around
the bend, started setting up a card table in the space there. She watched in
amazement as he got out the cards he had picked up-how long ago? It seemed an
hour. Probably less than five minutes.
Duke saw her, grinned, and placed folding
chairs around the table.
There came a clanging at the door. Karen
unbolted it; Joseph tumbled in, followed by Mr. Farnham. A lordly red Persian
cat jumped out of Joseph's arms, started an inspection. Karen and her father
bolted the door. He glanced at his wife, then said, "Joseph! Help me
crank."
"Yes, sir!"
Duke came over. "Got her buttoned up,
Skipper?"
"All but the sliding door. It has to
be cranked."
"Then come take your licking."
Duke waved at the table. His father stared. "Duke, are you seriously
proposing to finish a card game while we're being attacked?"
"I'm four hundred dollars serious.
And another hundred says we aren't being attacked. In a half hour they'll call
it off and tomorrow's papers will say the northern lights fouled up the radar.
Play the hand? Or default?"
"Mmm- My partner will play it; I'm
busy."
"You stand behind the way she
plays it?"
"Of course."
Barbara found herself sitting down at the
table with a feeling that she had wandered into a dream. She picked up her
partner's hand, studied it. "Lead, Karen."
Karen said, "Oh, hell!" and led
the trey of clubs. Duke picked up the dummy, laid it out in suits. "What
do you want on it?" he asked.
"Doesn't matter. I'll play both hands
face up."
"Better not."
"It's solid." She exposed the
cards.
Duke studied them. "I see," he
admitted. "Leave the hands; Dad will want to see this." He did some
figuring. "Call it twenty-four hundred points. Dad!"
"Yes, Son?"
"I'm writing a check for four hundred
and ninety-two dollars-and let that be a lesson to me."
"You don't need to-"
All lights went out, the floor slammed
against their feet. Barbara felt frightening pressure on her chest, tried to
stand up and was knocked over. All around was a noise of giant subway trains,
and the floor heaved like a ship in a cross sea.
"Dad!"
"Yes, Duke! Are you hurt?"
"I don't know. But make that five
hundred and ninety-two dollars!"
The subterranean rumbling went on. Through
this roar Barbara heard Mr. Farnham chuckle. "Forget it!" he called
out. "The dollar just depreciated."
Mrs. Farnham started to scream.
"Hubert! Hubert, where are you? Hubert! Make it stop!"
"Coming, dear!" A pencil of
light cut the blackness, moved toward the bunks near the door. Barbara raised
her head, made out that it was her host, on hands and knees with a flashlight
in his teeth. He reached the bunk, succeeded in quieting Grace; her screams
ceased. "Karen?"
"Yes, Daddy."
"Are you all right?"
"Yes, Just bruised. My chair went
over."
"All right. Get the emergency
lighting on in this bay. Don't stand up. Crawl. I'll light you from here. Then
get the hypo kit and-ow! Joseph!"
"Yes, sir."
"You in one piece?"
"I'm okay, Boss."
"Persuade your furry-faced Falstaff
to join you. He jumped on me."
"He's just friendly, Mr.
Farnham."
"Yes, yes. But I don't want him doing
that while I'm giving a hypo. Call him."
"Sure thing. Here, Doc! Doe, Doe,
Doe! Fish, Doe!"
Some minutes later the rumbling had died
out, the floor was steady, Mrs. Farnham had been knocked out by injected drug,
two tiny lights were glowing in the first bay, and Mr. Farnham was inspecting.
Damage was slight. Despite guardrails,
cans had popped off shelves; a fifth of rum was broken. But liquor was almost
the only thing stored in glass, and liquor had been left in cases, the rest of
it had come through. The worst casualty was the shelter's battery-driven radio,
torn loose from the wall and smashed.
Mr. Farnham was on his knees, retrieving
bits of it. His son looked down. "Don't bother, Dad. Sweep it up and throw
it away."
"Some parts can be salvaged."
"What do you know about radios?"
"Nothing," his father admitted.
"But I have books."
"A book won't fix that. You should
have stocked a spare."
"I have a spare."
"Then for God's sake get it! I want
to know what's happened."
His father got up slowly and looked at
Duke. "I would like to know, too. I can't hear anything over this radio
I'm wearing. Not surprising, it's short range. But the spare is packed in foam
and probably wasn't hurt."
"Then get it hooked up."
"Later."
"Later, hell. Where is it?"
Mr. Farnham breathed hard. "I've had
all the yap I'm going to take."
"Huh? Sorry. Just tell me where the
spare is."
"I shan't. We might lose it, too. I'm
going to wait until I'm sure the attack is over."
His son shrugged. "Okay, if you want
to be difficult. But all of us want to hear the news. It's a shabby trick if
you ask me."
"Nobody asked you. I told you I've
had all the yap I'm going to take. If you're itching to know what's happening
outside, you can leave. I'll unbolt this door, crank back the armor door, and
you can open the upper door yourself."
"Eh? Don't be silly."
"But close it after you. I don't want
it open-both for blast and radioactivity."
"That's another thing. Don't you have
any way to measure radioactivity? We ought to take steps to-"
"SHUT UP!"
"What? Dad, don't pull the
heavy-handed father on me."
"Duke, I ask you to keep quiet and
listen. Will you?"
"Well . . . all right. But I don't
appreciate being bawled out in the presence of others."
"Then keep your voice down."
They were in the first bay near the door. Mrs. Farnham was snoring by them; the
others had retreated around the bend, unwilling to witness. "Are you ready
to listen?"
"Very well, sir," Duke said
stiffly.
"Good. Son, I was not joking. Either
leave . . . or do exactly as I tell you. That includes keeping your mouth shut
when I tell you to. Which will it be? Absolute obedience, prompt and cheerful?
Or will you leave?"
"Aren't you being rather
high-handed?"
"I intend to be. This shelter is a
lifeboat and I am boat officer. For the safety of all I shall maintain
discipline. Even if it means tossing somebody overboard."
"That's a farfetched simile. Dad,
it's a shame you were in the Navy. It gives you romantic ideas."
"I think it's a shame, Duke, that you
never had service. You're not realistic. Well, which is it? Will you take
orders? Or leave?"
"You know I'm not going to leave. And
you're not serious in talking about it. It's death out there."
"Then you'll take orders?"
"Uh, I'll be cooperative. But this
absolute dictatorship- Dad, tonight you made quite a point of the fact that you
are a free man. Well, so am I. I'll cooperate. But I won't take unreasonable
orders, and as for keeping my mouth shut, I'll try to be diplomatic. But when I
think it's necessary, I'll voice my opinion. Free speech. Fair enough?"
His father sighed. "Not nearly good
enough, Duke. Stand aside, I want to unbolt the door."
"Don't push a joke too far,
Dad."
"I'm not joking. I'm putting you
out."
"Dad . . . I hate to say this . . .
but I don't think you are man enough. I'm bigger than you are and a lot
younger."
"I know. I've no intention of
fighting you."
"Then let's drop this silly
talk."
"Duke, please! I built this shelter.
Not two hours ago you were sneering at it, telling me that it was a 'sick'
thing to do. Now you want to use it, since it turned out you were wrong. Can't
you admit that?"
"Oh, certainly. You've made your
point."
"Yet you are telling me how to run
it. Telling me that I should have provided a spare radio. When you hadn't
provided anything. Can't you be a man, give in, and do as I tell you? When your
life depends on my hospitality?"
"Cripes! I told you I would
cooperate."
"But you haven't been doing so.
You've been making silly remarks, getting in my way, giving me lip, wasting my
time when I have urgent things to do. Duke, I don't want your cooperation, on
your terms, according to your judgment. While we are in this shelter I want
your absolute obedience."
Duke shook his head. "Get it through
your head that I'm no longer a child, Dad. My cooperation, yes. But I won't
promise the other."
Mr. Farnham shook his head sorrowfully.
"Maybe it would be better if you took charge and I obeyed you. But I've
given these circumstances thought and you haven't. Son, I anticipated that your
mother might be hysterical; I had everything ready to handle it. Don't you
think I anticipated this situation?"
"How so? It's pure chance that I'm
here at all."
"'This situation' I said. It could be
anybody. Duke, if we had been entertaining friends tonight-or if strangers had
popped up, say that old fellow who rang the doorbell-I would have taken them
in; I planned on extras. Don't you think, with all the planning I have done,
that I would realize that somebody might get out of hand? And plan how to force
them into line?"
"How?"
"In a lifeboat, how do you tell the
boat officer?"
"Is that a riddle?"
"No. The boat officer is the one with
the gun."
"Oh. I suppose you do have guns down
here. But you don't have one now, and"- Duke grinned -"Dad, I can't
see you shooting me. Can you?"
His father stared, then dropped his eyes.
"No. A stranger, maybe. But you're my son." He sighed. "Well, I
hope you cooperate."
"I will. I promise you that much."
"Thank you. If you'll excuse me, I
have work to do." Mr. Farnham turned away. "Joseph!"
"Yes, sir?"
"It's condition seven."
"Condition seven, sir?"
"Yes, and getting worse. Be careful
with the instruments and don't waste time."
"Right away, sir!"
"Thank you." He turned to his
son. "Duke, if you really want to cooperate, you could pick up the pieces
of this radio. It's the same model as the one in reserve. There may be pieces
we can use to repair the other one if it becomes necessary. Will you do
that?"
"Sure, sure. I told you I would
cooperate." Duke got on his knees, started to complete the task he had
interrupted.
"Thank you." His father turned
away, moved toward the junction of the bays.
"Mr. Duke! Get your hands up!"
Duke looked over his shoulder, saw Joseph
by the card table, aiming a Thompson submachine gun at him. He jumped to his
feet. "What the hell!"
"Stay there!" Joseph said.
"I'll shoot."
"Yes," agreed Duke's father,
"he doesn't have the compunctions you thought I had. Joseph, if he moves,
shoot him."
"Daddy! What's going on?"
Mr. Farnham turned to face his daughter.
"Get back!"
"But, Daddy-"
"Shut up. Both of you get into that
lower bunk. Karen on the inside. Move!"
Karen moved. Barbara looked wide-eyed at the
automatic her host now held in his hand and got quickly into the lower bunk of
the other bay. "Arms around each other," he said briskly. "Don't either of you let the other
one move." He went back to the first bay.
"Duke."
"Yes?"
"Lower your hands slowly and unfasten
your trousers. Let them fall but don't step out of them. Then turn slowly and
face the door. Unfasten the bolts."
"Dad-"
"Shut up. Joseph, if he does anything
but exactly what I told him to, shoot. Try for his legs, but hit him."
Face white, expression dazed, Duke did as
he was told: let his trousers fall until he was hobbled, turned and started
unbolting the door. His father let him continue until half the bolts were
drawn. "Duke. Stop. The next few seconds determine whether you go-or stay.
You know the terms."
Duke barely hesitated. "I
accept."
"I must elaborate. You will not only
obey me, you will obey Joseph."
"Joseph?"
"My second-in-command. I have to have
one, Duke; I can't stay awake all the time. I would gladly have had you as
deputy-but you would have nothing to do with it. So I trained Joseph. He knows
where everything is, how it works, how to repair it. So he's my deputy. Well?
Will you obey him just as cheerfully? No back talk?"
Duke said slowly, "I promise."
"Good. But a promise made under
duress isn't binding. There is another commitment always given under duress and
nevertheless binding, a point which as a lawyer you will appreciate. I want
your parole as a prisoner. Will you give me your parole to abide by the
conditions until we leave the shelter? A straight quid-pro-quo: your parole in
exchange for not being forced outside?"
"You have my parole."
"Thank you. Throw the bolts and
fasten your trousers. Joseph, stow the Tommy gun."
"Okay, Boss."
Duke secured the door, secured his pants.
As he turned around, his father offered him the automatic, butt first.
"What's this for?" Duke asked.
"Suit yourself. If your parole isn't
good, I would rather find it out now."
Duke took the gun, removed the clip, worked
the slide and caught the cartridge from the chamber, put it back into the clip
and reloaded the gun-handed it back. "My parole is good. Here."
"Keep it. You were always a
headstrong boy, Duke, but you were never a liar."
"Okay. . . Boss." His son put
the pistol in a pocket. "Hot in here."
"And going to get hotter."
"Eh? How much radiation do you think
we're getting?"
"I don't mean radiation. Fire
storm." He walked into the space where the bays joined, looked at a
thermometer, then at his wrist. "Eighty-four and only twenty-three minutes
since we were hit. It'll get worse."
"How much worse?"
"How would I know, Duke? I don't know
how far away the hit was, how many megatons, how widespread the fire. I don't
even know whether the house is burning overhead, or was blasted away. Normal
temperature in here is about fifty degrees. That doesn't look good. But there
is nothing to do about it. Yes, there's one thing. Strip down to shorts. I
shall."
He went into the other bay. The girls were
still in the lower bunk, arms around each other, keeping quiet. Joseph was on
the floor with his back to the wall, the cat in his lap. Karen looked
round-eyed as her father approached but she said nothing.
"You kids can get up."
"Thanks," said Karen.
"Pretty warm for snuggling." Barbara backed out and Karen sat up.
"So it is. Did you hear what just
happened?"
"Some sort of argument," Karen
said cautiously.
"Yes. And it's the last one. I'm boss
and Joseph is my deputy. Understood?"
"Yes, Daddy."
"Mrs. Wells?"
"Me? Why, of course! It's your
shelter. I'm grateful to be in it-I'm grateful to be alive! And please call me
Barbara, Mr. Farnham."
"Sorry. 11mm- Call me 'Hugh,' I
prefer it to "Hubert.' Duke, everybody-first names from now on. Don't call
me 'Dad,' call me 'Hugh.' Joe, knock off the 'mister' and the 'miss.'
Catch?"
"Okay, Boss, if you say so."
"Make that 'Okay, Hugh.' Now you
girls peel down, panties and bra or such, then get Grace peeled to her skin and
turn the light out there. It's hot, it's going to get hotter. Joe, strip to
your shorts." Mr. Farnham took his jacket off, started unbuttoning his
shirt.
Joseph said, "Uh, I'm
comfortable."
"I wasn't asking, I was telling
you."
"Uh. . . Boss, I'm not wearing
shorts!"
"He's not," Karen confirmed.
"I rushed him."
"So?" Hugh looked at his
ex-houseboy and chuckled. "Joe, you're a sissy. I should have made Karen
straw boss."
"Suits me."
"Get a pair out of stores and you can
change in the toilet space. While you're about it, show Duke where it is.
Karen, the same for Barbara. Then we'll gather for a powwow."
The powwow started five minutes later.
Hugh Farnham was at the table, dealing out bridge hands, assessing them. When
they were seated he said, "Anybody for bridge?"
"Daddy, you're joking."
"My name is 'Hugh.' I was not joking,
a rubber of bridge might quiet your nerves. Put away that cigarette,
Duke."
"Uh . . . sorry."
"You can smoke tomorrow, I think.
Tonight I've got pure oxygen cracked pretty wide and we are taking in no air.
You saw the bottles in the toilet space?" The space between the bays was
filled by pressure bottles, a water tank, a camp toilet, stores, and a small
area where a person might manage a stand-up bath. Air intakes and exhausts,
capped off, were there, plus a hand-or-power blower, and scavengers for carbon
dioxide and water vapor. This space was reached by an archway between the tiers
of bunks.
"Oxygen in those? I thought it was
air."
"Couldn't afford the space penalty.
So we can't risk fire, even a cigarette. I opened one inlet for a check. Very
hot- heat 'hot' as well as making a Geiger counter chatter. Folks, I don't know
how long we'll be on bottled breathing. I figured thirty-six hours for four
people, so it's nominally twenty-four hours for six, but that's not the pinch.
I'm sweating-and so are you. We can take it to about a hundred and twenty.
Above that, we'll have to use oxygen just to cool the place. It might end in a
fine balance between heat and suffocation. Or worse."
"Daddy-'Hugh,' I mean. Are you
breaking it gently that we are going to be baked alive?"
"You won't be, Karen. I won't let you
be."
"Well . . . I prefer a bullet."
"Nor will you be shot. I have enough
sleeping pills to let twenty people die painlessly. But we aren't here to die.
We've had vast luck; with a little more we'll make it. So don't be
morbid."
"How about radioactivity?" asked
Duke.
"Can you read an integrating
counter?"
"No."
"Take my word for it that we are in
no danger yet. Now about sleeping- This side, where Grace is, is the girls'
dorm; this other side is ours. Only four bunks but that's okay; one person has
to monitor air and heat, and the other one without a bed can keep him awake.
However, I'm taking the watch tonight and won't need company; I've taken
Dexedrine."
"I'll stand watch."
"I'll stay up with you."
"I'm not sleepy."
"Slow down!" Hugh said.
"Joe, you can't stand watch now because you have to relieve me when I'm
tuckered out. You and I will alternate until the situation is safe."
Joe shrugged and kept quiet. Duke said,
"Then it's my privilege."
"Can't either of you add? Two bunks
for women, two for men. What's left over? We'll fold this table and the gal
left over can sprawl on the floor here. Joe, break out the blankets and put a
couple here and a couple in the tank space for me."
"Right away, Hugh!"
Both girls insisted on standing watch.
Hugh shut them off. "Cut for it."
"But-"
"Pipe down, Barbara. Ace low, and low
girl sleeps in a bunk, the other here on the floor. Duke, do you want a
sleeping pill?"
"That's one habit I don't have."
"Don't be an iron man."
"Well. . . a rain check?"
"Surely. Joe? Seconal?"
"Well, I'm so relieved that I don't
have to take that quiz tomorrow. . ."
"Glad somebody is happy. All
right."
"I was going to add that I'm pretty
keyed up. You're sure you won't need me?"
"I'm sure. Karen, get one for Joe.
You know where?"
"Yes, and I'm going to get one for
me, since I won the cut. I'm no iron man! And a Miltown on top of it."
"Do that. Sorry, Barbara, you can't
have one; I might have to wake you and have you keep me awake. You can have
Miltown. You'll probably sleep from it."
"I don't need it."
"As you wish. Bed, everybody. It's
midnight and two of you are going on watch in eight hours."
In a few minutes all were in bed, with
Barbara where the table had been; all lights out save one in the tank space.
Hugh squatted on blankets there, playing solitaire-badly.
Again the floor heaved, again came that
terrifying rumble. Karen screamed.
Hugh was up at once. This one was not as
violent; he was able to stay on his feet. He hurried into the girls' dorm.
"Baby! Where are you?" He fumbled, found the light switch.
"Up here, Daddy. Oh, I'm scared! I
was just dropping off and it almost threw me out. Help me down."
He did so; she clung to him, sobbing.
"There, there," he said, patting her. "You've been a brave girl,
don't let it throw you."
"I'm not brave. I've been scared
silly all along. I just didn't want it to show."
"Well . . . I'm scared too. So let's
not show it, huh? Better have another pill. And a stiff drink."
"All right. Both. I'm not going to
sleep in that bunk. It's too hot up there, as well as scary when it
shakes."
"All right, I'll pull the mattress
down. Where's your panties and bra, baby girl? Better put 'em on."
"Up there. I don't care, I just want
people. Oh, I suppose I should. Shock Joseph if I didn't."
"Just a moment. Here are your pants.
But where did you hide your brassiere?"
"Maybe it got pushed down
behind."
Hugh dragged the mattress down. "I
don't find it."
"The hell with it. Joe can look the
other way. I want that drink."
"All right. Joe's a gentleman."
Duke and Barbara were sitting on the
blanket she had been napping on; they were looking very solemn. Hugh said,
"Where's Joe? He wasn't hurt, was he?"
Duke gave a short laugh. "Want to see
'Sleeping Innocence'? That bottom bunk."
Hugh found his second-in-command sprawled
on his back, snoring, as deeply unconscious as Grace Farnham. Dr.-Livingstone-I-Presume
was curled up on his chest. Hugh came back. "Well, that blast was farther
away. I'm glad Joe could sleep."
"It was too damned close to suit me!
When are they going to run out of those things?"
"Soon, I hope. Folks, Karen and I have
just formed the 'I'm-scared-too' club and are about to celebrate with a drink.
Any candidates?"
"I'm a charter member!"
"So am I," agreed Barbara.
"God, yes!"
Hugh fetched paper cups, and
bottles-Scotch, Seconal, and Miltown. "Water, anyone?"
Duke said, "I don't want anything
interfering with the liquor."
"Water, please," Barbara
answered. "It's so hot."
"How hot is it, Daddy?"
"Duke, I put the thermometer in the
tank room. Go see, will you?"
"Sure. And may I use that rain
check?"
"Certainly." Hugh gave Karen
another Seconal capsule, another Miltown pill, and told Barbara that she must
take a Miltown-then took one himself, having decided that Dexedrine had made
him edgy. Duke returned.
"One hundred and four degrees,"
he announced. "I opened the valve another quarter turn. All right?"
"Have to open it still wider soon.
Here are your pills, Duke-a double dose of Seconal and a Miltown."
"Thanks." Duke swallowed them,
chased them with whisky. "I'm going to sleep on the floor, too. Coolest
place in the house."
"Smart of you. All right, let's
settle down. Give the pills a chance."
Hugh sat with Karen after she bedded down,
then gently extracted his hand from hers and returned to the tank room. The
temperature was up two degrees. He opened the valve on the working tank still
wider, listened to it sigh to emptiness, shook his head, got a wrench and
shifted the gauge to a full tank. Before he opened it, he attached a hose, led
it out into the main room. Then he went back to pretending to play solitaire.
A few minutes later Barbara appeared in
the doorway. "I'm not sleepy," she said. "Could you use some
company?"
"You've been crying."
"Does it show? I'm sorry."
"Come sit down. Want to play
cards?"
"If you want to. All I want is company."
"We'll talk. Would you like another
drink?"
"Oh, would I! Can you spare it?"
"I stocked plenty. Barbara, can you
think of a better night to have a drink? But both of us will have to see to it
that the other one doesn't go to sleep."
"All right. I'll keep you
awake."
They shared a cup, Scotch with water from
the tank. It poured out as sweat faster than they drank it. Hugh increased the
gas flow again and found that the ceiling was unpleasantly hot. "Barbara,
the house must have burned over us. There is thirty inches of concrete above us
and then two feet of dirt."
"How hot do you suppose it is
outside?"
"Couldn't guess. We must have been
close to the fireball." He felt the ceiling again. "I beefed this
thing up-roof, walls, and floor are all one steel-reinforced box. It was none
too much. We may have trouble getting the doors open. All this heat- And
probably warped by concussion."
She said quietly, "Are we
trapped?"
"No, no. Under these bottles is a
hatch to a tunnel. Thirty inch culvert pipe with concrete around it. Leads to
the gully back of the garden. We can break out-crowbars and a hydraulic
jack-even if the end is crushed in and covered with crater glass. I'm not
worried about that; I'm worried about how long we can stay inside . . . and
whether it will be safe when we leave."
"How bad is the radioactivity?"
He hesitated. "Barbara, would it mean
anything to you? Know anything about radiation?"
"Enough. I'm majoring-I was
majoring-in botany; I've used isotopes in genetics experiments. I can stand bad
news, Hugh, but not knowing-well, that's why I was crying."
"Mmm- The situation is worse than I
told Duke." He jerked his thumb over his shoulder. "Integrating
counter back of the bottles. Go look."
She went to it, stayed several minutes.
When she came back, she sat down without speaking. "Well?" he asked.
"Could I have another drink?"
"Certainly." He mixed it.
She sipped it, then said quietly, "If
the slope doesn't change, we'll hit the red line by morning." She frowned.
"But that marks a conservative limit. III remember the figures, we
probably won't start vomiting for at least another day."
"Yes. And the curve should level off
soon. That's why heat worries me more than radiation." He looked at the
thermometer, cracked the valve still wider. "I've been running the
water-vapor getter on battery; I don't think we should crank the blower in this
heat. I'm not going to worry about Cee-Oh-Two until we start to pant."
"Seems reasonable."
"Let's forget the hazards. Anything
you'd like to talk about? Yourself?"
"Little to tell, Hugh. Female, white,
twenty-five years old. Back in school, or was, after a bad marriage. A brother
in the Air Force-so possibly he's all right. My parents were in Acapulco, so
perhaps they are, too. No pets, thank God-and I was so pleased that Joe saved
his cat. No regrets, Hugh, and not afraid. . . not really. Just . . .
sad." She sniffed. "It was a pretty nice world, even if I did crumb
up my marriage."
"Don't cry."
"I'm not crying! Those drops are
sweat."
"Yes. Surely."
"They are. It's terribly hot."
Suddenly she reached both hands behind her ribs. "Do you mind? If I take
this off? Like Karen? It's smothering me."
"Go ahead. Child, if you can get
comfortable-or less uncomfortable-do so. I've seen Karen all her life, Grace
even longer. Skin doesn't shock me." He stood up, went behind the oxygen
bottles, and looked at the record of radiation. Having done so, he checked the
thermometer and increased the flow of oxygen.
As he sat down he remarked, "I might
as well have stored air instead of oxygen, then we could smoke. But I did not
expect to use it for cooling." He ignored the fact that she had accepted
his invitation to be comfortable. He added, "I was worried about heating
the place. I tried to design a stove to use contaminated air safely. Possible.
But difficult."
"I think you did amazingly well. This
is the only shelter I've ever heard of with stored air. You're a scientist.
Aren't you?"
"Me? Heavens, no. High school only.
What little I know I picked up here and there. Some in the Navy, metal work and
correspondence courses. Then I worked for a public futility and learned
something about construction and pipelines. Then I became a contractor."
He smiled. "No, Barbara, I'm a 'general specialist.' 'The Elephant Child's
'satiable curiosity.' Like Dr. -Livingston-I-Presume.
"How did a cat get a name like
that?"
"Karen. Because he's a great
explorer. That cat can get into anything. Do you like cats?"
"I don't know much about them. But
Dr. Livingstone is a beauty."
"So he is but I like all cats. You
don't own a cat, he is a free citizen. Take dogs; dogs are friendly and fun and
loyal. But slaves. Not their fault, they've been bred for it. But slavery makes
me queasy, even in animals."
He frowned. "Barbara, I'm not as sad
over what has happened as you are. It might be good for us. I don't mean us
six; I mean our country."
She looked startled. "How?"
"Well- It's hard to take the long
view when you are crouching in a shelter and wondering how long you can hold
out. But- Barbara, I've worried for years about our country. It seems to me
that we have been breeding slaves-and I believe in freedom. This war may have
turned the tide. This may be the first war in history which kills the stupid
rather than the bright and able-where it makes any distinction."
"How do you figure that, Hugh?"
"Well, wars have always been hardest
on the best young men. This time the boys in service are as safe or safer than
civilians. And of civilians those who used their heads and made preparations
stand a far better chance. Not every case, but on the average, and that will
improve the breed. When it's over, things will be tough, and that will improve
the breed still more. For years the surest way of surviving has been to be
utterly worthless and breed a lot of worthless kids. All that will
change."
She nodded thoughtfully. "That's
standard genetics. But it seems cruel."
"It is cruel. But no government yet
has been able to repeal natural laws, though they keep trying."
She shivered in spite of the heat. "I
suppose you're right. No, I know you're right. But I could face it more
cheerfully if I thought there was going to be any country left. Killing the
poorest third is good genetics . . . but there is nothing good about killing
them all."
"Mmm, yes. I hate to think about it.
But I did think about it. Barbara, I didn't stockpile oxygen just against
radiation and fire storm. I had in mind worse things."
"Worse? How?"
"All the taik about the horrors of
World War Three has been about atomic weapons-fallout, hundred-megaton bombs,
neutron bombs. The disarmament talks and the pacifist parades have all been
about the Bomb, the Bomb, the Bomb-as if A-weapons were the only thing that
could kill. This may not be just an A-weapons war; more likely it is an ABC
war-atomic, biological, and chemical." He hooked a thumb at the tanks.
"That's why I stocked that bottled breathing. Against nerve gas. Aerosols.
Viruses. God knows what. The communists won't smash this country if they can
kill us without destroying our wealth. I wouldn't be surprised to learn that
bombs had been used only on military targets like the antimissile base here,
but that New York and Detroit and such received nerve gas. Or a twenty-four
plague with eighty percent mortality. The horrid possibilities are endless. The
air outside could be loaded with death that a counter won't detect and a filter
can't stop." He smiled grimly. "Sorry. You had better go back to
bed."
"I'm miserable anyway and don't want
to be alone. May I stay?"
"Certainly. I'm happier with you
present no matter how gloomy I sound."
"What you've been saying isn't nearly
as gloomy as the thoughts I have alone. I wish we knew what was going on
outside!" She added, "I wish we had a periscope."
"We do have."
"Huh? Where?"
"Did have. Sorry. That pipe over
there. I tried to raise it but it won't budge. However- Barbie, I tromped on
Duke for demanding that I break out our spare radio before the attack was over.
But maybe it's over. What do you think?"
"Me? How would I know?"
"You know as much as I do. That first
missile was intended to take out the MAMMA base; they wouldn't bother with us
otherwise. If they are spotting from orbiting spaceships, then that second one
was another try at the same target. The timing fits, time of flight from
Kamchatka is about half an hour and the second hit about forty-five minutes
after the first. That one was probably a bull's-eye-and they know it, because
more than an hour has passed and no third missile. That means they are through
with us. Logical?"
"Sounds logical to me."
"It's crumby logic, my dear. Not
enough data. Perhaps both missiles failed to knock out MAMMA, and MAMMA is now
knocking out anything they throw. Perhaps the Russkis have run out of missiles.
Perhaps the third round will be delivered by bomber. We don't know. But I'm
itching to find out. Twist my arm."
"I would certainly like to hear some
news."
"We'll try. If it's good news, we'll
wake the others." Hugh Farnham dug into a corner, came out with a box,
unpacked a radio. "Doesn't have a scratch. Let's try it without an
antenna.
"Nothing but static," he
announced shortly. "Not surprised. Although it's mate could pull in local
stations without an aerial. Now we'll hook to the fixed antenna. Wait
here."
He returned shortly. "No soap. Stands
to reason that there isn't anything left of the fixed antenna. So we'll try the
emergency one."
Hugh took a wrench and removed a cap from
an inch pipe that stuck down through the ceiling. He tested the opening with a
radiation counter. "A little more count." He got two steel rods, each
five feet long; with one he probed the pipe. "Doesn't go up as far as it
should. The top of this pipe was buried just belowground. Trouble." He
screwed the second rod into the first.
"Now comes the touchy part. Stand
back, there may be debris-hot both ways-spilling down."
"It'll get on you."
"On my hands, maybe. I'll scrub
afterwards. You can go over me with a Geiger counter." He tapped with a
sledge on the bottom of the joined rods. Up they went about eighteen inches.
"Something solid. I'll have to bang it."
Many blows later the rod was seated into
the pipe. "It felt," he said, as he stopped to scrub his hands,
"as if we passed into open air the last foot or so. But it should have
stuck out five feet above ground. Rubble, I suppose. What's left of our home.
Want to use the counter on me?"
"Hugh, you say that as casually as
'What's left of yesterday's milk."
He shrugged. "Barbie girl, I was broke
when I joined the Navy, I've been flat busted since; I will not waste tears
over a roof and some plumbing. Getting any count?"
"You're clean."
"Check the floor under the
pipe."
There were hot spots on the floor; Hugh
wiped them with damp Kleenex, disposed of it in a metal waste can. She checked
his hands afterwards, and the spots on the floor.
"Well, that used up a gallon of
water; this radio had better work." He clipped the antenna lead to the
rod, switched it on.
Ten minutes later they admitted that they
were getting nothing. Noise-static all over the dial-but no signal. He sighed.
"I'm not surprised. I don't know what ionization does to radio waves, but
that must be a sorcerer's brew of hot isotopes over our heads. I had hoped we
could get Salt Lake City."
"Not Denver?"
"No. Denver had an ICBM base. I'll
leave the gain up; maybe we'll hear something."
"Don't you want to save the
battery?"
"Not really. Let's sit down and
recite limericks." He looked at the integrating counter, whistled softly,
then checked the thermometer. "I'll give our sleeping beauties a little
more relief from the heat. How well are you standing it, Barbie?"
"Truthfully, I had forgotten it. The
sweat pours off and that's that."
"Me, too."
"Well, don't use more oxygen on my
account. How many bottles are left?"
"Not many."
"How many?"
"Less than half. Don't fret. I'll bet
you five hundred thousand dollars-fifty cents in the new currency-that you
can't recite a limerick I don't know."
"Clean, or dirty?"
"Are there clean ones?"
"Okay. 'A playful young fellow named
Scott-'" The limerick session was a flop. Hugh accused her of having a
clean mind. She answered, "Not really, Hugh. But my mind isn't
working."
"I'm not at my sharpest. Another
drink?"
"Yes. With water, please, I sweat so;
I'm dry. Hugh?"
"Yes, Barbie?"
"We're going to die. Aren't we?"
"Yes."
"I thought so. Before morning?"
"Oh, no! I feel sure we can live till
noon. If we want to."
"I see. Hugh, would you mind if I
moved over by you? Would you put your arm around me? Or is it too hot?"
"Any time I'm too hot to put my arm
around a girl I'll know I'm dead and in hell."
"Thanks."
"Room enough?"
"Plenty."
"You're a little girl."
"I weigh a hundred and thirty-two
pounds and I'm five feet eight and that's not little."
"You're a little girl. Put the cup
aside. Tilt your face up."
"Mmmm- Again. Please, again."
"A greedy little girl."
"Yes. Very greedy. Thank you,
Hugh."
"Such pretty ones."
"They're my best feature. My face
isn't much. But Karen's are prettier."
"A matter of opinion. Your
opinion."
"Well- I won't argue. Scrunch over a
little, dear. Dear Hugh-"
"All right?"
"Room enough. Wonderfully all right.
And kiss me, too. Please?"
"Barbara, Barbara!"
"Hugh darling! I love you. Oh!"
"I love you, Barbara."
"Yes. Yes! Oh, please! Now!"
"Right now!"
"You all right, Barbie?"
"I've never been more all right. I've
never been happier in my life."
"I wish that were true."
"It is true. Hugh darling, I'm
utterly happy now and not at all afraid. I feel wonderful. Not even too
warm."
"I'm dripping sweat on you."
"I don't mind. There are two drops on
your chin and one on the end of your nose. And I'm so sweaty my hair is soaked.
Doesn't matter. Hugh dearest, this is what I wanted. You. I don't mind
dying-now."
"I do!"
"I'm sorry."
"No, no! Barbie hon, I didn't mind
dying, before. Now suddenly life is worth living."
"Oh. I think it's the same
feeling."
"Probably. But we aren't going to die,
ii I can swing it. Want to move now?"
"If you want to. If you'll put your
arm around me after we do."
"Try to stop me. But first I'm going
to make us a long, tall drink. I'm thirsty again. And breathless."
"Me, too. Your heart is
pounding."
"It has every excuse. Barbie girl, do
you realize that I am more than twice your age? Old enough to be your
father."
"Yes, Daddy."
"Why, you little squirt! Talk that
way and I'll drink this all myself."
"Yes, Hugh. Hugh my beloved. But we
are the same age
because we are going to die at the same
time."
"Don't talk about dying. I'm going to
find some way to outwit it."
"If anybody can, you will. Hugh, I'm
not feeling morbid. I've looked it in the face and I'm no longer afraid-not
afraid to die, not afraid to live. But- Hugh, I'd like one favor."
"Name it."
"When you give the pills to the
others-the overdose-I don't want them."
"Uh. . . it might be needful."
"I didn't mean that I wouldn't; I
will when you tell me to. But not when the others do. Not until you do."
"Mmm, Barbie, I don't plan on taking
them."
"Then please don't make me take
them."
"Well- I'll think about it. Now shut
up. Kiss me."
"Yes, dear."
"Such long legs you have, Barbie.
Strong, too."
"And such big feet."
"Quit fishing for compliments. I like
your feet. You would look unfinished without them."
"Be inconvenient, too. Hugh, do you
know what I would like to do?"
"Again?"
"No, no. Well, yes. But right
now."
"Sleep? Go ahead, dear. I won't fall
asleep."
"No, not sleep. I'm not ever going to
sleep again. Never. I can't spare one minute we've got left. I was thinking
that I would like to play contract again-as your partner."
"Well- We might be able to rouse Joe.
Not the others; three grains of Seconal is pretty convincing. We could play
three-handed."
"No, no. I don't want any company but
you. But I so enjoyed playing, as your partner."
"You're a good partner, honey. The
best. When you say 'by the book,' you mean it."
"Not 'the best.' I'm not in your
class. But I wish that we had-oh, years and years !-so that I could get to be.
And I wish the attack had held off ten minutes, so that you could have played
that grand slam."
"Didn't need to. When you answered my
bid I knew it was a lay-down." He squeezed her shoulders. "Three
grand slams in one night."
"Three?"
"Didn't you consider that H-bomb a
grand slam?"
"Oh. And then there was the second
bomb, later."
"I was not counting the second bomb,
it was too far away. If you don't know what I counted, I refuse to draw a
diagram."
"Oh! In that case, there could easily
be a fourth grand slam. I can't make another forcing bid; my bra is gone
and-"
"Was that a forcing bid?"
"Of course it was. But you can make
the next forcing bid. I'll spot it."
"Slow down! Three grand slams is
maximum. A small slam, maybe-if I take another Dexedrine. But four grand slams?
Impossible. You know how old I am."
"We'll see. I think we'll get a
fourth."
At that moment the biggest slam of all hit
them.
Chapter
3
The light went out, Grace Farnham
screamed, Dr.-Livingstone--I-Presume wailed, Barbara was knocked silly and came
to heaped over a steel bottle and disoriented by blackness and no floors or
walls.
She groped around, found a leg, found Hugh
attached to it. He was limp. She felt for his heartbeat, could not find it.
She
shouted: "Hello! Hello! Anybody!" Duke answered, "Barbara?"
"Yes, yes!"
"Are you all right?"
"I'm all right. Hugh is hurt. I think
he's dead."
"Take it easy. When I find my trousers,
I'll light a match- if I can get off my shoulders. I'm standing on them."
"Hubert! Hubert!"
"Yes, Mother! Wait." Grace
continued to scream; Duke alternated reassurances and cursing the darkness.
Barbara felt around, slipped on loose oxygen bottles, hurt her shin, and found
a flat surface. She could not tell what it was; it was canted steeply.
Duke called out, "Got 'em!" A
match flared up, torch bright in oxygen-rich air.
Joe's voice said, "Better put that
out. Fire hazard." A flashlight beam cut the gloom.
Barbara called out, "Joe! Help me
with Hugh!"
"Got to see about lights."
"He may be dying."
"Can't do a thing without
light." Barbara shut up, tried again to find heartbeat-found it and
clutched Hugh's head, sobbing.
Lights came on in the men's bay; enough
trickled in so that Barbara could make out her surroundings. The floor sloped
about thirty degrees; she, Hugh, steel bottles, water tank, and other gear were
jumbled in the lower corner. The tank had sprung a leak and was flooding the
toilet space. She saw that, had the tilt been the other way, she and Hugh would
have been buried under steel and water.
Minutes later Duke and Joe joined her,
letting themselves down through the door. Joe carried a camp lamp. Duke said to
Joe, "How are we going to move him?"
"We don't. It might be his
spine."
"Still have to move him."
"We don't move him," Joe said
firmly. "Barbara, have you moved him?"
"I took his head in my lap."
"Well, don't move him anymore."
Joe looked his patient over, touching him gently. "I can't see any gross
injuries," he decided. "Barbara, if you can stay put, we'll wait
until he comes to. Then I can check his eyes for concussion, see if he can
wiggle his toes, things like that."
"I'll hold still. Anybody else hurt?"
"Not to speak of," Duke assured
her. "Joe thinks he's cracked some ribs and I wrenched a shoulder. Mother
just got rolled into the corner of her bunk. Sis is soothing her. Sis is okay-a
lump on her head where a can conked her. Are you all right?"
"Just bruises. Hugh and I were
playing double solitaire and trying to keep cool when it hit." She
wondered how long the lie would stand up. Duke had no more on than she did and
didn't seem troubled by it; Joe was dressed in underwear shorts. She added,
"The cat? Is he all right?"
"Dr.-Livingstone-I-Presume," Joe
answered seriously, "escaped injury. But he is vexed that his sandbox was
dumped over. He's cleaning himself and criticizing."
"I'm glad he wasn't hurt."
"Notice anything about this
blast?"
"What, Joe? It was the hardest of the
three. Much the hardest."
"Yes. But no rumbling. Just one
great, big, grand slam, then. . . nothing."
"What does that indicate?"
"I don't know. Barbara, can you stay
here and not move? I want to get more lights on, check the damage, and see what
to do about it."
"I won't move." Hugh seemed to
be breathing easily. In the silence she could hear his heart beat. She decided
that she didn't have anything to be unhappy about.
Karen joined her, carrying a flashlight and
moving carefully on the slant. "How's Daddy?"
"No change."
"Knocked cold, I guess. So was I. You
okay?" She played the flashlight over Barbara.
"Not hurt."
"Well! I'm glad you're in uniform,
too. I can't find my pants. Joe ignores it so carefully, it's painful. Is that
boy square!"
"I don't know where my clothes
are."
"Joe has the only pants among us.
What happened to you? Were you asleep?"
"No. I was here. We were
talking."
"Hmm- Further deponent sayeth not.
I'll keep your grisly secret. Mother won't know; I gave her another hypo."
"Aren't you jumping at
conclusions?"
"My favorite exercise. I hope my
nasty suspicions are correct. I wish I had had something better to do than
sleep last night. Since it's probably our last night." She leaned over and
kissed Barbara. "I like you."
"Thanks, Karen. Me, too. You."
"Let's hold a funeral and preach
about what nice guys we are. You made my daddy happy when you had the guts to
bid that slam. If you made him happier still, I'm in favor of it." She
straightened up. "'Bye. I'll go sort groceries. If Daddy wakes up,
yell." She left.
"Barbara?"
"Yes, Hugh? Yes!"
"Keep your voice down. I heard what
my daughter said."
"You did?"
"Yes. She's a gentleman. Barbara? I
love you. I may not have another chance to say so."
"I love you."
"Darling."
"Shall I call the others?"
"Shortly. Are you comfortable?"
"Oh, very!"
"Then let me rest a bit. I feel
woozy."
"As long as you like. Uh, can you
wiggle your toes? Do you hurt anyplace?"
"I hurt lots of places, but not too
much. Let me see- Yes, I can move everything. All right, call Joe."
"No hurry."
"Better call him. Work to do."
Shortly Mr. Farnham was back in charge.
Joe required him to move himself-a mass of bruises but no break, sprain, nor
concussion. It seemed to Barbara that Hugh had landed on the bottles and that
she had landed on him. She did not discuss her theory.
Hugh's first act was to bind Joe's ribs
with elastic bandage. Joe gasped as it tightened but seemed more comfortable
with it. The lump on Karen's head was inspected; Hugh decided that there was
nothing he could do for it.
"Will somebody fetch the
thermometer?" he asked. "Duke?"
"It's busted."
"It's a bimetal job.
Shockproof."
"I looked for it," Duke explained,
"while you were doctoring. Seems cooler to me. While it may be shockproof,
it couldn't stand being mashed between two tanks."
"Oh. Well, it's no big loss."
"Dad? Wouldn't this be a good time to
try the spare radio? Just a suggestion."
"I suppose so, but- I hate to tell
you, Duke, but you'll probably find it smashed, too. We tried it earlier. No
results." He glanced at his wrist. "An hour and half ago. At two A.M.
Has anyone else the time?"
Duke's watch agreed.
"We seem to be in fair shape," Hugh
decided, "except for water. There are some plastic jugs of water but we
need to salvage the tank water; we may have to drink it. With Halazone tablets.
Joe, we need utensils of any sort, and everybody bail. Keep it as clean as you
can." He added, "When Joe can spare you, Karen, scrounge some
breakfast. We've got to eat, even if this is Armageddon."
"And Armageddon sick of it,"
Karen offered.
Her father winced. "Baby girl, you
will write on the blackboard one thousand times: 'I will not make bad puns
before breakfast.'"
"I thought it was pretty good,
Hugh."
"Don't encourage her, Barbara. All
right, get with it."
Karen returned shortly, carrying Dr.
Livingstone. "I wasn't much help," she announced, "because
somebody has to hang onto this damn cat. He wants to help."
"Kablerrrrt!"
"You did so! I'm going to entice him
with sardines and get breakfast. What do you want, Daddy Hugh Boss? Crêpes
Suzettes?"
"Yes."
"What you'll get is Spam and
crackers."
"All right. How's the bailing
going?"
"Daddy, I won't drink that water even
with Halazone." She made a face. "You know where it wound up."
"We may have to drink it."
"Well. . . if you cut it with
whisky-"
"Mmm- Every case of liquor is
leaking. The two I've opened each has one fifth, unbroken."
"Daddy, you've ruined
breakfast."
"The question is, do I ration it
evenly? Or save it all for Grace?"
"Oh." Karen's features screwed
up in painful decision. "She can have my share. But the others shouldn't
be deprived just because Gracie has a yen."
"Karen, at this stage it's not a yen.
In a way, for her it's medicine."
"Yeah, sure. And diamond bracelets
and sable coats are medicine for me."
"Baby, there's no point in blaming
her. It may be my fault. Duke thinks so. When you are my age, you will learn to
take people as they are."
"Hush mah mouf. Maybe I'm harsh-but I
get tired of bringing friends home and having Mom pass out about dinnertime. Or
try to kiss my boy friends in the kitchen."
"She does that?"
"Haven't you seen? No, you probably
haven't. Sorry."
"I'm sorry, too. But only on your
account. It's a peccadillo, at most. As I was saying, when you get to be my
age-"
"Daddy, I don't expect to get to be
your age-and we both know it. If we've got even two fifths of liquor, it's probably
enough. Why don't you just serve it to whoever needs it?"
The lines in his face got deeper.
"Karen, I haven't given up. It's distinctly cooler. We may get out of this
yet."
"Well- I guess that's the proper
attitude. Speaking of medicine, didn't you squirrel away some Antabuse when we
built this monster?"
"Karen, Antabuse doesn't stop the
craving; it simply makes the patient deathly ill if he drinks. If your estimate
of our chances is correct, can you see any reason why I should force Grace to
spend her last hours miserably? I'm not her judge, I'm her husband."
Karen sighed. "Daddy, you have an
annoying habit of being right. All right, she can have mine."
"I was merely asking your opinion.
You've helped. I've decided."
"Decided how?"
"None of your business, half pint.
Get breakfast."
"I'm going to put kerosene in yours.
Give me a kiss, Daddy."
He did. "Now pipe down and get to
work."
Five of them gathered for breakfast,
sitting on the floor as chairs would not stand up. Mrs. Farnham was still
lethargic from heavy sedation. The others shared canned meat, crackers, cold
Nescafé, canned peaches, and warm comradeship. They were dressed, the men in
shorts, Karen in shorts and halter, and Barbara in a muumuu belonging to Karen.
Her underwear had been salvaged but was soaked and the air was too moist to dry
it.
Hugh announced, "Time for a
conference. Suggestions are welcome." He looked at his son.
"One item, Dad-Hugh," Duke
answered. "The backhouse took a beating. I patched it and rigged a
platform out of boards that had secured the air bottles. Just one thing-"
He turned to his sister. "You setter types be careful. It's shaky."
"You be careful. You were the one
hard to housebreak. Ask Daddy."
"Stow it, Karen. Good job, Duke. But
with six of us I think we should rig a second one. Can we manage that,
Joe?"
"Yes, we could. But. . ."
"But what?"
"Do you know how much oxy is
left?"
"I do. We must shift to blower and
filter soon. And there is not a working radiation counter left. So we won't
know what we'll be letting in. However, we've got to breathe."
"But did you look at the
blower?"
"It looked all right."
"It's not. I don't think I can repair
it."
Mr. Farnham sighed. "I've had a spare
on order for six months. Well, I'll look at it, too. And you, Duke; maybe one
of us can fix it."
"Okay."
"Let's assume we can't repair it.
Then we use the oxygen as sparingly as possible. After that we can get along,
for a while, on the air inside. But there will come a time when we have to open
the door."
Nobody said anything. "Smile,
somebody!" Hugh went on. "We aren't licked. We'll rig dust filters
out of sheets in the door-better than nothing. We still have one radio-the one
you mistook for a hearing aid, Barbara. I wrapped it and put it away; it wasn't
hurt. I'll go outside and put up an antenna and we can listen to it down here;
it could save us. We'll rig a flagpole, from the sides of a bunk perhaps, and
fly a flag. A hunting shirt. No, the American flag; I've got one. If we don't
make it, we'll go down with our colors flying!"
Karen started clapping. "Don't scoff,
Karen."
"I'm not scoffing, Daddy! I'm crying.
'The rockets' red glare-the bombs bursting in air-gave proof through the night-
that our flag was still-'" Her voice broke and she buried her face in her
hands.
Barbara put an arm around her. Hugh
Farnham went on as if nothing had happened. "But we won't go down. Soon
they will search this area for survivors. They'll see our flag and take us
out-helicopter, probably.
"So our business is to be alive when
they come." He stopped to think. "No unnecessary work, no exercise.
Sleeping pills for everybody and try to sleep twelve hours a day and lie down
all the time; it will make the air last as long as possible. The only work is
to repair that blower and we'll knock that off if we can't fix it. Let's see-
Water must be rationed. Duke, you are water marshal. See how much pure water
there is; work out a schedule to stretch it. There is a one-ounce glass with
the medicines; use it to dispense water. That's all, I guess: repair the
blower, minimum exercise, maximum sleep, rationed water. Oh, yes! Sweat is
wasteful. It's still hot and, Barbara, you've sweat right through that sack.
Take it off."
"May I leave the room?"
"Certainly." She left, walking
carefully on the steep floor, went into the tank room, and returned wearing her
soaked underwear. "That's better," he approved. "Now-"
"Hubert! Hubert! Where are you? I'm
thirsty." "Duke, give her one ounce. Charge it to her."
"Yes, sir."
"Don't forget that the cat has to
have water."
"The dirty water, maybe?"
"Hmm. We won't die through playing
fair with our guest. Let's keep our pride."
"He's been drinking the dirty
water."
"Well- You boss it. Suggestions,
anyone? Joe, do the plans suit you?"
"Well- No, sir."
"So?"
"No exercise, least oxygen used,
makes sense. But when it comes time to open the door, where are we?"
"We take our chances."
"I mean, can we? Short on air,
panting, thirsty, maybe sick- I'd like to be certain that anyone, Karen say,
with a broken arm, can get that door open."
"I see."
"I'd like to try all three doors. I'd
like to leave the armor door open. A girl can't handle that crank. I volunteer
to try the upper door."
"Sorry, it's my privilege. I go along
with the rest. That's why I asked for suggestions. I'm tired, Joe; my mind is
fuzzy."
"And if the doors are blocked?
Probably rubble against the upper door-"
"We have the jack."
"Well, if we can't use the doors, we
should make sure of the escape tunnel. Duke's shoulder isn't so good. My ribs
are sore but I can work-today. Tomorrow Duke and I will be stiff and twice as
sore. There are those steel bottles cluttering the hatch and plunder stored in
the hole. Takes work. Boss, I say we've got to be sure of our escape-while
we're still in pretty good shape."
"I hate to order heavy work. But
you've convinced me." Hugh stood up, suppressing a groan. "Let's get
busy."
"I've got one more suggestion."
"So?"
"You ought to sack in. You haven't
been to bed at all and you got banged up pretty hard."
"I'm okay. Duke has a bad shoulder,
you've got cracked ribs. And there's heavy work to be done."
"I plan to use block and tackle to
skid those bottles aside. Barbara can help. She's husky, for a girl."
"Certainly I can," agreed
Barbara. "I'm bigger than Joe is. Excuse me, Joe."
"No argument. Boss. Hugh. I don't
like to emphasize it but I thought of this. You admit you're tired. Not
surprising, you've been on the go twenty-four hours. Do you mind my saying that
I would feel more confident you could get us through if you would rest?"
"He's right, Hugh."
"Barbara, you haven't had any
sleep."
"I don't have to make decisions. But
I'll lie down and Joe can call me when he needs me. Okay, Joe?"
"Fine, Barbara."
Hugh grinned. "Ganging up on me. All
right, I'll take a nap."
A few minutes later he was in the bottom
bunk in the men's dormitory, his feet braced against the footboard. He closed
his eyes and was asleep before he could get his worries organized.
Duke and Joe found that five of the bolts
of the inner door were stuck. "We'll let them be," Joe decided.
"We can always drift them back with a sledgehammer. Let's crank back the
armor door."
The armor door, beyond the bolted door,
was intended to withstand as much blast as the walls. It was cranked into
place, or out, by a rack and gear driven by a long crank.
Joe could not budge it. Duke, heavier by
forty pounds, put his weight on it-no results. Then they leaned on it together.
"Frozen."
"Yeah."
"Joe, you mentioned a
sledgehammer."
The young Negro frowned. "Duke, I
would rather your father tried that. We could break the crank. O~ a tooth on
the rack."
"The trouble is, we're trying to
crank a ton or so of door uphill, when it was meant to move on the level."
"Yes. But this door always has been
pesky."
"What do we do?"
"We get at the escape tunnel."
A block and tackle was fastened to a hook
in the ceiling; the giant bottles were hauled out of the jumble and stacked,
with Barbara and Karen heaving on the line and the men guiding them and then
bracing them so that the stack could not roll. When the middle of the floor was
clear they were able to get at the manhole cover to the tunnel. It was the
massive, heavy-traffic sort and the hook in the ceiling was for lifting it.
It came up, creaking. It swung suddenly
because of the 300 out-of-plumb of everything, taking a nick out of Duke's shin
and an oath out of Duke.
The hole was packed with provisions. The
girls dug them out, Karen, being smaller, going down inside as they got deeper
and Barbara stacking the stuff.
Karen stuck her head up. "Hey! Water
Boss! There's canned water here."
"Well, goody for me!"
Joe said, "I had forgotten that. This
hatch hasn't been opened since the shelter was stocked."
"Joe, shall I knock out the
braces?"
"I'll get 'em. You clear out the
supplies. Duke, this isn't armored the way the door is. Those braces hold a
piece of boiler plate against the opening, with the supplies behind it and the
manhole cover holding it all down. Inside the tunnel, at ten foot intervals,
are walls of sandbags, and the mouth has dirt over it. Your father said the
idea was to cofferdam a blast. Let it in, slow it down, a piece at a
time."
"We'll find those sandbags jammed
against that boiler plate."
"If so, we'll dig 'em out."
"Why didn't he use real armor?"
"He thought this was safer. You saw
what happened to the doors. I would hate to have to pry loose a steel barrier
in that tunnel."
"I see. Joe, I'm sorry I ever called
this place a 'hole in the ground.'"
"Well, it isn't. It's a machine-a
survival machine."
"I'm through," Karen announced.
"Some gentleman help me up. Or you, Duke."
"I'll put the lid on with you under
it." Duke helped his sister to climb out.
Joe climbed down, flinching at the strain
on his ribs. Dr. Livingstone had been superintending. Now he followed his
friend into the hole, using Joe's shoulders as a landing.
"Duke, if you'll hand me that sledge-
Stay out of the way, Doc. Get your tail down."
"Want me to take him?" asked
Karen.
"No, he likes to be in on things.
Somebody hold the light." The braces were removed and piled on the floor
above.
"Duke, I need the tackle now. I don't
want to hoist the plate. Just take its weight so I can swing it back. It's
heavy."
"Here it comes."
"That's good. Doc! Darn you, Doc! Get
out from under my feet! Just a steady strain, Duke. Somebody hand me the
flashlight. I'll swing her back and have a look."
"And get a face full of isotopes."
"Have to chance it. A touch more-
That's got her, she's swinging free."
Then Joe didn't say anything. At last Duke
said, "What do you see?"
"I'm not sure. Let me swing it back,
and hand me one brace."
"Right over your head. Joe, what do
you see?"
The Negro was swinging the plate back when
suddenly he grunted. "Doe! Doe, come back here! That little scamp! Between
my legs and into the tunnel. Doc!"
"He can't get far."
"Well- Karen, will you go wake your
father?"
"Damn it, Joe! What do you see?"
"Duke, I don't know. That's why I need Hugh." "I'm coming
down."
"There isn't room. I'm coming up, so
Hugh can go down."
Hugh arrived as Joe scrambled out.
"Joe, what do you have?"
"Hugh, I would rather you looked
yourself."
"Well- I should have built a ladder
for this. Give me a hand." Hugh went down, removed the brace, swung back
the plate.
He stared even longer than Joe had, then
called up. "Duke! Let's heave this plate out."
"What is it, Dad?"
"Get the plate out, then you can come
down." It was hoisted out; father and son exchanged places. Duke stared
down the tunnel. "That's enough, Duke. Here's a hand."
Duke rejoined them; his father said,
"What do you think?"
"I don't believe it."
"Daddy," Karen said tensely,
"somebody is going to talk, or I'm going to wrap this sledgehammer around
somebody's skull."
"Yes, baby. Uh, there's room for you
girls to go down together."
Barbara was handed down by Duke and Hugh,
she helped Karen down over her. Both girls scrunched down and looked.
Karen said softly, "I'll be
goldarned!" She started crawling into the tunnel.
Hugh called out, "Baby! Come
back!" Karen did not answer. He added, "Barbara, tell me what you
see."
"I see," Barbara said slowly,
"a beautiful wooded hillside, green trees, bushes, and a lovely sunny
day."
"That's what we saw."
"But it's impossible."
"Yes."
"Karen is outside. The tunnel isn't
more than eight feet long. She's holding Dr. Livingstone. She says, 'Come on
out!" "Tell her to get away from the mouth. It's probably
radioactive."
"Karen! Get away from the tunnel!
Hugh, what time is it?"
"Just past seven."
"Well, it's more like noon outside. I
think."
"I've quit thinking."
"Hugh, I want to go out."
"Uh- Oh, hell! Don't tarry at the
mouth. And be careful."
"I will." She started to crawl.
Chapter
4
Hugh turned to his deputy. "Joe, I'm
going out. Get me a forty-five and a belt. I shouldn't have let those girls go
out unarmed." He eased himself down the hole. "You two guard the
place."
His son said, "Against what? There's
nothing to guard in here."
His father hesitated. "I don't know.
Just a spooky feeling. All right, come along. But arm yourself. Joe!"
"Coming!"
"Joe, arm Duke and yourself. Then
wait until we get outside. If we don't come back right away, use your judgment.
This situation I hadn't anticipated. It just can't be."
"But it is."
"So it is, Duke." Hugh buckled
on the pistol, dropped to his knees. Framed in the tunnel's mouth was still the
vision of lush greenness where there should have been blasted countryside and
crater glass. He started to crawl.
He stood up and moved away from the mouth,
then looked around.
"Daddy! Isn't this lovely!"
Karen was below him on a slope that ran
down to a stream. Across it the land rose and was covered with trees. On this
side was a semi-clearing. The sky was blue, sunlight warm and bright, and there
was no sign of war's devastation, nor any sign of man-not a building, a road, a
path, no contrails in the sky. It was wilderness, and there was nothing that he
recognized.
"Daddy, I'm going down to the
creek."
"Come here! Where's Barbara?"
"Up here, Hugh." He turned and
saw her up the slope, above the shelter. "I'm trying to figure out what
happened. What do you think?"
The shelter sat cocked on the slope, a
huge square monolith. Dirt clung to it save where the tunnel had cracked off
and a jagged place where the stairwell had been. The armor door was exposed
just above him.
"I don't think," he admitted.
Duke emerged, dragging a rifle. He stood
up, looked around, and said nothing.
Barbara and Karen joined them.
Dr.-Livingstone-I-Presume came bounding up to tag Hugh on the ankle and dash
away. Obviously the Persian gave the place full approval; it was just right for
cats.
Duke said, "I give up. Tell me."
Hugh did not answer. Karen said,
"Daddy, why can't I go down to the creek? I'm going to take a bath. I
stink."
"It won't hurt you to stink. I'm
confused. I don't want to be confused still more by worrying about your
drowning-"
"It's shallow."
"-or eaten by a bear, or falling in
quicksand. You girls go inside, arm yourselves, and then come out if you want
to. But stick close and keep your eyes peeled. Tell Joe to come out."
"Yes, sir." The girls went.
"What do you think, Duke?"
"Well . . . I reserve my
opinion."
"If you have one, it's more than I
have. Duke, I'm stonkered. I planned for all sorts of things. This wasn't on
the list. If you have opinions, for God's sake spill them."
"Well- This looks like mountain
country in Central America. Of course that's impossible."
"No point in worrying about whether
it's possible. Suppose it was Central America. What would you watch for?"
"Let me see. Might be cougars. Snakes
certainly. Tarantulas and scorpions. Malaria mosquitoes. You mentioned
bears."
"I meant bears as a symbol. We're
going to have to watch everything, every minute, until we know what we're up
against."
Joe came out, carrying a rifle. He kept
quiet and looked around. Duke said, "We won't starve. Off to the left down
by the stream."
Hugh looked. A dappled fawn, hardly waist
high, was staring at them, apparently unafraid. Duke said, "Shall I drop
it?" He raised his rifle.
"No. Unless you are dead set on fresh
meat."
"All right. Pretty thing, isn't
it?"
"Very. But it's no North American
deer I ever saw. Duke? Where are we? And how did we get here?"
Duke gave a lopsided grin. "Dad, you
appointed yourself Fuehrer. I'm not supposed to think."
"Oh, rats!"
"Anyhow, I don't know. Maybe the
Russkis developed a hallucination bomb."
"But would we all see the same
thing?"
"No opinion. But if I had shot that
deer, Ill bet we could have eaten it."
"I think so, too. Joe? Ideas,
opinions, suggestions?"
Joe scratched his head. "Mighty
pretty country. But I'm a city boy."
"One thing you can do, Hugh."
"What, Duke?"
"Your little radio. Try it."
"Good idea." Hugh crawled
inside, caught Karen about to climb down, sent her back for it. While he
waited, he wondered what he had that was suitable for a ladder? Chinning
themselves in a six-foot manhole was tedious.
The radio picked up static but nothing
else. Hugh switched it off. "We'll try it tonight. I've gotten Mexico with
it at night, even Canada." He frowned. "Something ought to be on the
air. Unless they smeared us completely."
"Dad, you aren't thinking
straight."
"How, Duke?"
"This area did not get smeared."
"That's why I can't understand a
radio silence."
"Yet Mountain Springs really caught
it. Ergo, we aren't in Mountain Springs."
"Who said we were?" Karen
answered. "There's nothing like this in Mountain Springs. Nor the whole
state."
Hugh frowned. "I guess that's
obvious." He looked at the shelter-gross, huge, massive. "But where
are we?"
"Don't you read comic books, Daddy?
We're on another planet."
"Don't joke, baby girl. I'm
worried."
"I wasn't joking. There is nothing
like this within a thousand miles of home-yet here we are. Might as well be
another planet. The one we had was getting used up."
"Hugh," Joe said, "it
sounds silly. But I agree with Karen."
"Why, Joe?"
"Well, we're someplace. What happens
when an H-bomb explodes dead on you?"
"You're vaporized."
"I don't feel vaporized. And I can't
see that big hunk of concrete sailing a thousand miles or so, and crashing down
with nothing to show for it but cracked ribs and a hurt shoulder. But Karen's
idea-" He shrugged. "Call it the fourth dimension. That last big one
nudged us through the fourth dimension."
"Just what I said, Daddy. We're on a
strange planet! Let's explore!"
"Slow down, honey. As for another
planet- Well, there isn't any rule saying we have to know where we are when we
don't. The problem is to cope."
Barbara said, "Karen, I don't see how
this can be anything but Earth."
"Why? Spoilsport."
"Well-" Barbara chucked a pebble
at a tree. "That's a eucalyptus, and an acacia beyond it. Not at all like
Mountain Springs but a normal grouping of tropical and subtropical flora.
Unless your 'new planet' evolved plants just like Earth, this has to be
Earth."
"Spoilsport," Karen repeated.
"Why shouldn't plants evolve the same way on another planet?"
"Well, that would be as remarkable as
finding the same-"
"Hubert! Hubert! Where are you? I
can't find you!" Grace Farnham's voice echoed out the tunnel.
Hugh ducked into the tunnel.
"Coming!"
They ate lunch under a tree a little
distance from the shelter. Hugh decided that the tunnel had been buried so
deeply that the chance of its mouth being more radioactive than the interior
was negligible. As for the roof, he was not certain. So he placed a dosimeter
(the only sort of radiation instrument that had come through the pummeling) on
top of the shelter to compare it later with one inside. He was relieved to see
that the dosimeters agreed that they had suffered less than lethal
dosage-although large-and that they checked each other.
The only other precaution he took was for
them to keep guns by them-all but his wife. Grace Farnham "couldn't stand
guns," and resented having to eat with guns in sight.
But she ate with good appetite. Duke had
built a fire and they were blessed with hot coffee, hot canned beef, hot peas,
hot canned sweet potatoes, and canned fruit salad-and cigarettes with no worry
about air or fire.
"That was lovely," Grace admitted.
"Hubert dear? Do you know what it would take to make it just perfect? You
don't approve of drinking in the middle of the day but these are special
circumstances and my nerves are still a teensy bit on edge-so, Joseph, if you
will just run back inside and fetch a bottle of that Spanish brandy-"
"Grace."
"What, dear? -then all of us could
celebrate our miraculous escape. You were saying?"
"I'm not sure there is any."
"What? Why, we stored two cases of
it!"
"Most of the liquor was broken. That
brings up something else. Duke, you are out of a job as water boss. I'd like
you to take over as bartender. There are at least two unbroken fifths. Whatever
you find, split it six ways and make it share and share alike, whether it's
several bottles each, or just a part of a bottle."
Mrs. Farnham looked blank, Duke looked
uneasy. Karen said hastily, "Daddy, you know what I said."
"Oh, yes. Duke, your sister is on the
wagon. So hold her share as a medicinal reserve. Unless she changes her
mind."
"I don't want the job," said
Duke.
"We have to divide up the chores,
Duke. Oh yes, do the same with cigarettes. When they are gone, they're gone,
whereas I have hopes that we can distill liquor later." He turned to his
wife. "Why not have a Miltown, dear?"
"Drugs! Hubert Farnham, are
you telling me that I can't have a drink?"
"Not at all. At least two fifths came
through. Your share would be about a half pint. If you want a drink, go
ahead."
"Well! Joseph, run inside and fetch
me a bottle of brandy."
"No!" her husband countermanded.
"If you want it, Grace, fetch it yourself."
"Oh, shucks, Hugh, I don't
mind."
"I do. Grace, Joe's ribs are cracked.
It hurts him to climb. You can manage the climb with those boxes as steps-and
you're the only one who wasn't hurt."
"That's not true!"
"Not a scratch. Everybody else was
bruised or worse. Now about jobs- I want you to take over as cook. Karen will
be your assistant. Okay, Karen?"
"Certainly, Daddy."
"It will keep you both busy. We'll
build a grill and Dutch oven, but it will be cook over a campfire and wash
dishes in the creek for a while."
"So? And will you please tell me, Mr.
Farnham, what Joseph is going to do in the meantime? To earn his wages?"
"Will you please tell me how we'll
pay wages? Dear, dear- can't you see that things have changed?"
"Don't be preposterous! Joseph will
get every cent coming to him and he knows it-just as soon as this mess is
straightened out. After all, we've saved his life. And we've always been good
to him, he won't mind waiting. Will you, Joseph?"
"Grace! Quiet down and listen. Joe is
no longer our servant. He is our partner in adversity. We'll never pay him
wages again. Quit acting like a child and face the facts. We're broke. We're
never going to have any money again. Our house is gone. My business is gone.
The Mountain Exchange Bank is gone. We're wiped out . . . save for what we
stored in the shelter. But we are lucky. We're alive and by some miracle have a
chance of scratching a living out of the ground. Lucky. Do you
understand?"
"I understand you are using it as an
excuse to bully me!"
"You've merely been assigned a job to
fit your talents."
"Kitchen drudge! I was your kitchen
slave for twenty-five years! That's long enough. I won't do it! Do you understand
me?"
"You are wrong on both points. You've
had a maid most of our married life . . . and Karen washed dishes from the time
she could see over the sink. Granted, we had lean years. Now we're going to
have more lean years-and you're going to help. Grace, you are a fine cook when
you want to be. You will cook. . . or you won't eat."
"Oh!" She burst into tears and
fled into the shelter.
Her behind was disappearing when Duke got
up to follow. His father stopped him. "Duke!"
"Yes."
"One word and you can join your
mother. I'm going exploring, I want you to go with me."
Duke hesitated. "All right."
"We'll start shortly. I think your
job should be 'hunter.' You're a better shot than I am and Joe has never
hunted. What do you think?"
"Uh- All right."
"Good. Well, go soothe her down and,
Duke, see if you can make her see the facts."
"Maybe. But I agree with Mother. You
were bullying her."
"As may be. Go ahead."
Duke turned abruptly and left. Karen said
quietly, "I think so too, Daddy. You were bullying."
"I intended to. I judged it called
for bullying. Karen, if I hadn't tromped on it, she would do no work. . . and
would order Joe around, treat him as a hired cook."
"Shucks, Hugh, I don't mind cooking.
It was a pleasure to rustle lunch."
"She's a better cook than you are,
Joe, and she's going to cook. Don't let me catch you fetching and carrying for
her."
The younger man grinned. "You won't
catch me."
"Better not. Or I'll skin you and
nail it to the barn. Barbara, what do you know about farming?"
"Very little."
"You're a botanist."
"No, I simply might have been one,
someday."
"Which makes you eight times as much
of a farmer as the rest of us. I can barely tell a rose from a dandelion; Duke
knows even less and Karen thinks you dig potatoes out of gravy. You heard Joe
say he was a city boy. But we have seeds and a small supply of fertilizers.
Also garden tools and books about farming. Look over what we've got and find a
spot for a garden. Joe and I will do the spading and such. But you will have to
boss."
"All right. Any flower seeds?"
"How did you know?"
"I just hoped."
"Annuals and perennials both. Don't
look for a spot this afternoon; I don't want you girls away from the shelter
until we know the hazards. Joe, today we should accomplish two things, a ladder
and two privies. Barbara, how are you as a carpenter?"
"Just middlin'. I can drive a
nail."
"Don't let Joe do what you can do;
those ribs have to heal. But we need a ladder. Karen, my little flower, you
have the privilege of digging privies."
"Gosh. Thanks!"
"Just straddle ditches, one as the
powder room, the other for us coarser types. Joe and I will build proper Chic
Sales jobs later. Then we'll tackle a log cabin. Or a stone-wall job."
"I was wondering if you planned to do
any work, Daddy."
"Brainpower, darling. Management.
Supervision. Can't you see me sweating?" He yawned. "Well, a pleasant
afternoon, all. I'll stroll down to the club, have a Turkish bath, then enjoy a
long, tall planter's punch."
"Daddy, go soak your head. Privies,
indeed!"
"The Kappas would be proud of you,
dear."
Hugh and his son left a half hour later.
"Joe," Hugh cautioned, "we plan to be back before dark but if we
get caught, we'll keep a fire going all night and come back tomorrow. If you do
have to search for us, don't go alone; take one of the girls. No, take Karen;
Barbara has no shoes, just some spike heeled sandals. Damn. Moccasins we'll
have to make. Got it?"
"Sure."
"We'll head for that hill-that one. I
want to get high enough to get the lay of the land-and maybe spot signs of
civilization." They set out-rifles, canteens, hand ax, machete, matches,
iron rations, compasses, binoculars, mountain boots, coveralls. Coveralls and
boots fitted Duke as well as Hugh; Duke found that his father had stocked
clothes for him.
They took turns, with the man following
blazing trail and counting paces, the leader keeping lookout, compass
direction, and record.
The high hill Hugh had picked was across
the stream. They explored its bank and found a place to wade. Everywhere they
flushed game. The miniature deer were abundant and apparently had never been
hunted. By man, at least- Duke saw a mountain lion and twice they saw bears.
It seemed to be about three o'clock local
time as they approached the summit. The climb was steep, cluttered with
undergrowth, and neither man was in training. When they reached the flattish
summit Hugh wanted to throw himself on the ground.
Instead he looked around. To the east the
ground dropped off. He stared out over miles of prairie.
He could see no sign of human life. He
adjusted his binoculars and started searching. He saw moving figures, decided
that they were antelope-or cattle; he made mental note that these herds must be
watched. Later, later- "Hugh?"
He lowered his binoculars. "Yes,
Duke?"
"See that peak? It's fourteen
thousand one hundred and ten feet high."
"I won't argue."
"That's Mount James. Dad, we're
home!"
"What do you mean?"
"Look southwest. Those three
gendarmes on that profile. The middle one is where I broke my leg when I was
thirteen. That pointed mountain between there and Mount James- Hunter's Horn.
Can't you see? The skyline is as distinctive as a fingerprint. This is Mountain
Springs!"
Hugh stared. This skyline he knew. His
bedroom window had been planned to let him see it at dawn; many sunsets he had
watched it from his roof.
"Yes."
"Yes," Duke agreed. "Damned
if I know how. But as I figure it"-he stomped the ground-"we're on
the high reservoir. Where it ought to be. And-" His brow wrinkled.
"As near as I can tell, our shelter is smack on our lot. Dad, we didn't go
anywhere!"
Hugh took out the notebook in which were
recorded paces and compasses courses, did some arithmetic. "Yes. Within
the limits of error."
"Well? How do you figure it?"
Hugh looked at the skyline. "I don't.
Duke, how much daylight do we have?"
"Well. . . three hours. The sun will
be behind the mountains in two."
"It took two hours to get here; we
should make it back in less. Do you have any cigarettes?"
"May I have one? Charged against me
of course. I would like to rest about one cigarette, then start back." He
looked around. "It's open up here. I don't think a bear would approach
us." He placed his rifle and belt on the ground, settled down.
Duke offered a cigarette to his father,
took one himself. "Dad, you're a cold fish. Nothing excites you."
"So? I'm so excitable that I had to
learn never to give into it."
"Doesn't seem that way to other
people." They smoked in silence, Duke seated, Hugh sprawled out. He was
close to exhaustion and wished that he did not have to hike back.
Presently Duke added, "Besides that,
you enjoy bullying." His father answered, "I suppose so, if you class
what I do as bullying. No one ever does anything but what he wants to
do-'enjoys'-within the possibilities open to him. If I change a tire, it's
because I enjoy it more than being stranded."
"Don't get fancy. You enjoy bullying
Mother. You enjoyed spanking me as a kid. . . until Mother put her foot down
and made you stop."
His father said, "We had better start
back." He reached for his belt and rifle.
"Just a second. I want to show you
something. Never mind your gear, this won't take a moment."
Hugh stood up. "What is it?"
"Just this. Your Captain Bligh act is
finished." He clouted his father. "That's for bullying Mother!"
He clouted him from the other side and harder, knocking his father off his
feet. "And that's for having that nigger pull a gun on me!"
Hugh Farnham lay where he had fallen.
"Not 'nigger,' Duke. Negro."
"He's a Negro as long as he behaves
himself. Pulling a gun on me makes him a goddam nigger. You can get up. I won't
hit you again."
Hugh Farnham got to his feet. "Let's
start back."
"Is that all you've got to say? Go
ahead. Hit me. I won't hit back."
"I didn't break my parole. I waited
until we left the shelter."
"Conceded. Shall I lead? Better,
perhaps."
"Do you think I'm afraid you might
shoot me in the back? Look, Dad, I had to do it!"
"Did you?"
"Hell, yes. For my own
self-respect."
"Very well." Hugh buckled on his
belt, picked up his gun, and headed for the last blaze.
They hiked in silence. At last Duke said,
"Dad?"
"Yes, Duke?"
"I'm sorry."
"Forget it."
They went on, found where they had forded
the stream, crossed it. Hugh hurried, as it was growing darker. Duke closed up
again. "Just one thing, Dad. Why didn't you assign Barbara as cook? She's
the freeloader. Why pick on Mother?"
Hugh took his time in answering.
"Barbara is no more a freeloader than you are, Duke, and cooking is the
only thing Grace knows. Or were you suggesting that she loaf while the rest of
us work?"
"No. Oh, we all have to pitch
in-granted. But no more bullying, no more bawling Mother out in public.
Understand me?"
"Duke."
"Yeah?"
"I've been studying karate three
afternoons a week the past year."
"So?"
"Don't try it again. Shooting me in
the back is safer."
"I hear you."
"Until you decide to shoot me, it
would be well to accept my leadership. Or do you wish to assume the
responsibility?"
"Are you offering it?"
"I am not in a position to. Perhaps
the group would accept you. Your mother would. Possibly your sister would
prefer you. Concerning Barbara and Joe, I offer no opinion."
"How about you, Dad?"
"I won't answer that; I owe you
nothing. But until you decide to make a bid for leadership, I expect the same
willing discipline you showed under parole."
"'Willing discipline' indeed!"
"In the long run there is no other
sort. I can't quell a mutiny every few hours-and I've had two from you plus an
utter lack of discipline from your mother. No leader can function on those
terms. So I will assume your willing discipline. That includes no interference
should I decide again to use what you call 'bullying.'"
"Now see here, I told you I would not
stand for-"
"Quiet! Unless you make up your mind
to that, your safest choice is to shoot me in the back. Don't come at me with
bare hands or risk giving me a chance to shoot first. At the next sign of trouble,
Duke, I will kill you. If possible. One of us will surely be killed."
They trudged along in silence, Mr. Farnham
never looking back. At last Duke said, "Dad, for Christ's sake, why can't
you run things democratically? I don't want to boss things, I simply want you
to be fair about it."
"Mmm, you don't want to boss. You
want to be a backseat driver-with a veto over the driver."
"Nuts! I simply want things run
democratically."
"You do? Shall we vote on whether
Grace is to work like the rest of us? Whether she shall hog the liquor? Shall
we use Robert's Rules of Order? Should she withdraw while we debate it? Or
should she stay and defend herself against charges of indolence and
drunkenness? Do you wish to submit your mother to such ignominy?"
"Don't be silly!"
"I am trying to find out what you
mean by 'democratically.' If you mean putting every decision to a vote, I am
willing-if you will bind yourself to abide by every majority decision. You're
welcome to run for chairman. I'm sick of the responsibility and I know that Joe
does not like being my deputy."
"That's another thing. Why should Joe
have any voice in these matters?"
"I thought you wanted to do it
'democratically'?"
"Yes, but he is-"
"What, Duke? A 'nigger'? Or a
servant?"
"You've got a nasty way of putting
things."
"You've got nasty ideas. We'll try
formal democracy-rules of order, debate, secret ballot, everything-any time you
want to try such foolishness. Especially any time you want to move a vote of no
confidence and take over the leadership . . . and I'm so bitter as to hope that
you succeed. In the meantime we do have democracy."
"How do you figure?"
"I'm serving by consent of the
majority-four to two, I think. But that doesn't suit me; I want it to be
unanimous, I can't put up indefinitely with wrangling from the minority. You
and your mother, I mean. I want it to be five to one before we get back, with
your assurance that you will not interfere in my efforts to persuade, or
cajole, or bully, your mother into accepting her share of the load-until you
care to risk a vote of no confidence."
"You're asking me to agree to
that?"
"No, I'm telling you. Willing
discipline on your part . . or at the next clash one of us will be killed. I
won't give you the slightest warning. That's why your safest course is to shoot
me in the back."
"Quit talking nonsense! You know I
won't shoot you in the back."
"So? I will shoot you in the back or
anywhere at the next hint of trouble. Duke, I can see only one alternative. If
you find it impossible to give willing disciplined consent, if you don't think
you can displace me, if you can't bring yourself to kill me, if you don't care
to risk a clash in which one of us will be killed, then there is still a
peaceful solution."
"What is it?"
"Any time you wish, you can leave.
I'll give you a rifle, ammunition, salt, matches, a knife, whatever you find
needful. You don't deserve them but I won't turn you out with nothing."
Duke gave a bitter laugh. "Sending me
out to play Robinson Crusoe.. . and leaving all the women with you!"
"Oh, no! Any who wish are free to go.
With a fair share of anything and some to boot. All three women if you can sell
the idea."
"I'll think about it."
"Do. And do a little politicking and
size up your chances of winning a vote against me 'democratically'-while being
extraordinarily careful not to cross wills with me and thereby bring on a
showdown sooner than you wish. I warn you, I'm feeling very short-tempered; you
loosened one of my teeth."
"I didn't mean to."
"That wasn't the way it felt. There's
the shelter; you can start that 'willing discipline' by pretending that we've
had a lovely afternoon."
"Look, Dad, if you won't
mention-"
"Shut up. I'm sick of you."
As they neared the shelter Karen saw them
and yoo-hooed; Joe and Barbara came crawling out the tunnel. Karen waved her
shovel. "Come see what I've done!"
She had dug privies on each side of the
shelter. Saplings formed frameworks which had been screened by tacking
cardboard from liquor cases. Seats had been built of lumber remnants from the
tank room. "Well?" demanded Karen. "Aren't they gorgeous?"
"Yes," agreed Hugh. "Much
more lavish than I had expected." He refrained from saying that they had
cost most of the lumber.
"I didn't do it all. Barbara did the
carpentry. You should hear her swear when she hits her thumb."
"You hurt your thumb, Barbara?"
"It'll get well. Come try the
ladder."
"Sure thing." He started inside;
Joe stopped him. "Hugh, while we've still got light, how about seeing
something?"
"All right. What?"
"The shelter. You've been talking
about building a cabin. Suppose we do: what do we have? A mud floor and a roof
that leaks, no glass for windows and no doors. Seems to me the shelter is
better."
"Well, perhaps," agreed Hugh.
"I had thought we could use it while pioneering, if we had to."
"I don't think it's too radioactive,
Hugh. That dosimeter should have gone sky-high if the roof is really 'hot.' It
hasn't."
"That's good news. But, Joe, look at
it. A slant of thirty degrees is uncomfortable. We need a house with a level
floor."
"That's what I mean. Hugh, that
hydraulic jack-it's rated at thirty tons. How much does the shelter
weigh?"
"Oh. Let me think how many yards of
mix we used and how much steel." Hugh pondered it, got out his notebook.
"Call it two hundred fifty tons."
"Well, it was an idea."
"Maybe it's a good idea." Hugh
prowled around the shelter, a block twenty feet square and twelve high, sizing
up angles, estimating yardages.
"It can be done," Hugh decided.
"We dig under on the uphill side, to the center line, cutting out enough
to let that side settle down level. Damn, I wish we had power tools."
"How long will it take?"
"Two men could do it in a week if
they didn't run into boulders. With no dynamite a boulder can be a
problem."
"Too much of a problem?"
"Always some way to cope. Let's pray
we don't run into solid rock. As we get it dug out, we brace it with logs. At
the end we snag the logs out with block and tackle. Then we put the jack under
the downhill side and tilt it into place, shore it up and fill with what we've
removed. Lots of sweat."
"I'll start bright and early
tomorrow."
"You will like hell. Not until your
ribs have healed. I will start tomorrow, with two husky girls. Plus Duke, if
his shoulder isn't sore, after he shoots us a deer; we've got to conserve
canned goods. Reminds me-what was done with the dirty cans?"
"Buried 'em."
"Dig them up and wash them. A tin can
is more valuable than gold; we'll use them for all sorts of things. Let's go
in. I've still to admire the ladder."
The ladder was two trimmed saplings, with
treads cut from boards and notched and nailed. Hugh reflected again that lumber
had been used too lavishly; treads should have been fashioned from limbs. Damn
it, there were so many things that could no longer be ordered by picking up a
telephone. Those rolls of Scottissue, one at each privy- They shouldn't be left
outdoors; what if it rained? All too soon it would be either a handful of leaves,
or do without.
So many, many things they had always taken
for granted! Kotex- How long would their supply last? And what did primitive
women use? Something, no doubt, but what?
He must warn them that anything
manufactured, a scrap of paper, a dirty rag, a pin, all must be hoarded.
Caution them, hound them, nag them endlessly.
"That's a beautiful ladder,
Barbara!"
She looked very pleased. "Joe did the
hard parts."
"I did not," Joe denied. "I
just gave advice and touched up the chisel."
"Well, whoever did it, it's lovely.
Now we'll see if it will take my weight."
"Oh, it will!" Barbara said
proudly.
The shelter had all lights burning. Have
to caution them about batteries, too. Must tell the girls to look up how to
make candles. "Where's Grace, Karen?"
"Mother isn't well. She's lying
down."
"So? You had better start
dinner." Hugh went into the women's bay, saw what sort of not-well his
wife suffered. She was sleeping heavily, mouth open, snoring, and was fully
dressed. He reached down, peeled back an eyelid; she did not stir.
"Duke."
"Yes?"
"Come here. Everybody else
outside."
Duke joined him. Hugh said, "After
lunch, did you give Grace a drink?"
"Huh? You didn't say not to."
"I wasn't criticizing. How
much?"
"Just a highball. An ounce and a half
of Scotch, with water."
"Does that look like one highball?
Try to rouse her."
Duke tried, then straightened up.
"Dad, I know you think I'm a fool. But I gave her just one drink. Damn it,
I'm more opposed to her drinking than you are!"
"Take it easy, Duke. I assume that
she got at the bottle after you left."
"Well, maybe." Duke frowned.
"As soon as I found an unbroken bottle I gave Mother that drink. Then I
took inventory. I think I found it all, unless you have some hidden away-"
"No, the cases were together.
Six cases."
"Right. I found thirteen unbroken
bottles, twelve fifths and a quart of bourbon. I remember thinking that was two
fifths each and the quart I would keep in reserve. I had opened one bottle of
King's Ransom. I made a pencil mark on it. We'll know if she found it."
"You hid the liquor?"
"I stashed it in the upper bunk on
the other side; I figured it would be hard for her to climb up there- I'm not a
complete fool, Dad. She couldn't see me, she was in her bunk. But maybe she
guessed."
"Let's check."
Thirteen bottles were between springs and
mattress; twelve were unopened, the thirteenth was nearly full. Duke held it
up. "See? Right to the line. But there was another bottle we had a snort
from, after that second bombing. What happened to it?"
"Barbara and I had some after you
went to sleep, Duke. There was some left. I never saw it again. It was in the
tank room."
"Oh! I did, while we were bailing.
Busted. I give up-where did she get it?"
"She didn't, Duke."
"What do you mean?"
"It wasn't liquor." Hugh went to
the medicines drawer, got a bottle with a broken seal. "Count these
Seconal capsules. You had two last night."
"Yeah."
"Karen had one at bedtime, one later;
Joe had one. Neither Barbara nor I had any, nor Grace. Five."
"Hold it, I'm counting."
His father began to count as Duke pushed
them aside.
"Ninety-one," Duke announced.
"Check." Hugh put the capsules
back. "So she took four."
"What do we do, Dad? Stomach pump?
Emetic?"
"Nothing."
"Why, you heartless- She tried to
kill herself!"
"Slow down, Duke. She did nothing of
the sort. Four capsules, six grains, simply produces stupor in a healthy
person- and she's healthy as a horse; she had a physical a month ago. No, she
snitched those pills to get drunk on." Hugh scowled. "An alcohol
drunk is bad enough. But people kill themselves without meaning to with
sleeping pills."
"Dad, what do you mean, 'she took
them to get drunk on'?"
"You don't use them?"
"I never had one in my life until
those two last night."
"Do you remember how you felt just
before you went to sleep? Warm and happy and woozy?"
"No. I just lay down and konked out.
Next thing I knew I was against the wall on my shoulders."
"You haven't developed tolerance for
them. Grace knows what they can do. Drunk, a very happy drunk. I've never known
her to take more than one but she's never been chopped off from liquor before.
When a person eats sleeping pills because he can't get liquor, he's in a bad
way."
"Dad, you should have kept liquor
away from her long ago!"
"How, Duke? Tell her she couldn't
have a drink? Take them away from her at parties? Quarrel with her in public?
Fight with her in front of Joe? Not let her have cash, close out her bank
account, see that she had no credit? Would that have stopped her from pawning
furs?"
"Mother would never have done
that."
"It's typical behavior in such cases.
Duke, it is impossible to keep liquor away from any adult who is determined to
have it. The United States Government wasn't that powerful. I'll go further. It
is impossible for anyone to be responsible for another person's behavior. I
spoke of myself as 'responsible' for this group; that was verbal shorthand. The
most I can door you, or any leader-is to encourage each one to be responsible
for himself."
Hugh chewed his thumb and looked
anguished. "Perhaps my mistake was in letting her loaf. But she considered
me stingy because I let her have only a houseboy and a cleaning woman. Duke, do
you see anything I could have done short of beating her?"
"Uh. . . that's beside the point.
What do we do now?"
"So it is, counselor. Well, we keep
these pills away from her."
"And I'm damned well going to chop
off the liquor completely!"
"Oh, I wouldn't."
"You wouldn't, eh? Did I hear
correctly when you said I was liquor boss?"
"The decision is up to you. I simply
said that I wouldn't. I think it's a mistake."
"Well, I don't. Dad, I won't go into
the matter of whether you could, or should, have stopped Mother from getting
the way she is. But I intend to stop it."
"Very well, Duke. Mmm, she's going to
be cut off anyhow in a matter of days. It might be easier to taper her off. If
you decide to, I'll contribute a bottle from my share. Hell, you can have both
of mine. I like a snort as well as the next man. But Grace needs it."
"That won't be necessary," his
son said crisply. "I'm not going to let her have any. Get it over with,
she'll be well that much sooner."
"Your decision. May I offer a
suggestion?"
"What?"
"In the morning, be up before she is.
Move the liquor out and bury it, someplace known only to you. Then have open
one bottle at a time and dispense it by the ounce. Tell the others to drink
where she can't see it. You had better ditch the open bottle outdoors,
too."
"Sounds reasonable."
"But that makes it all the more
urgent to keep sleeping pills away from her."
"Bury them?"
"No. We need them inside, and it's
not just sleeping pills. Demerol. Hypodermic needles. Several drugs, some
poisonous and some addictive and all irreplaceable. If she can't find
Seconal-five bottles of a hundred each, it's bulky-there's no telling what she
might get into. We'll use the vault."
"A little safe let into concrete back
of that cupboard. Nothing in it but birth certificates and such, and some
reserve ammo, and two thousand silver dollars. Toss the money in with the
hardware, we'll use it as metal. The combo is 'July 4th, 1776'-'74-17-76.'
Better change it, Grace may know it."
"At once!"
"No rush, she won't wake up. 'Reserve
ammo-' Duke, you were liquor and cigarette boss and now you are drugs boss. I'm
going whole hog, you are rationing officer. Responsible for everything that
can't be replaced: liquor, tobacco, ammunition, nails, toilet tissue, matches,
dry cells, Kleenex, needles-"
"Good God! Got any more dirty
jobs?"
"Lots of them. Duke, I'm trying to
make it each according to his talents. Joe is too diffident-and he missed
obvious economies today. Karen doesn't think ahead. Barbara feels like a
freeloader even though she's not, she wouldn't crack down. I would, but I'm
swamped. You are a natural for it; you don't hesitate to assert yourself. And
you have foresight when you take the trouble to use it."
"Thank you too much. All right."
"The hardest thing to drill into them
will be saving every scrap of metal and paper and cloth and lumber, things
Americans have wasted for years. Fishhooks. Groceries aren't as important;
we'll replace them, you by hunting, Barbara by gardening. Nevertheless, better
note what can't be replaced. Salt. You must ration salt especially."
"Salt?"
"Unless you run across a salt lick in
hunting. Salt- Damn it, we're going to have to tan leather. All I used to do
with a hide was rub it with salt and give it to the taxidermist. Is salt
necessary?"
"I don't know."
"I'll look it up. Damnation, we're
going to find that I failed to stock endless things we'll be miserable
without."
"Dad," Duke admitted, "I
think you've done mighty well."
"So? That's pleasant to hear. We'll
manage to-"
"Daddy!"
"Yes?" Hugh went to the tank
room. Karen's head stuck up out of the manhole.
"Daddy, can we please come in? It's
dark and scary and something big chased Doc in. Joe won't let us until you
say."
"Sorry, Baby. Everybody come in. And we'll
put the lid on."
"Yes, sir. But Daddy, you ought to
look outside. Stars. The Milky Way like a neon sign! And the Big Dipper-so
maybe this isn't another planet? Or would we still see the Big Dipper?"
"I'm not certain." He recalled
that the discovery that they were still in James County, Mountain Springs area,
had not been shared. But Duke must tell it; it was his deduction. "Duke,
want to take a look before we close up?"
"Thanks, I've seen a star."
"As you wish." Hugh went
outside, waited while his eyes adjusted, saw that Karen was right: Never before
had he seen the heavens on a clear mountain night with no other light, nor
trace of smog, to dim its glory.
"Beautiful!"
Karen slipped her hand into his.
"Yes," she agreed. "But I could use some streetlights. There are
things out there. And we heard coyotes."
"There are bears and Duke saw a
mountain lion. Joe, better keep the cat in at night, and try to keep him close
in the daytime."
"He won't go far, he's timid. And
something just taught him a lesson."
"And me, too!" announced Karen.
"Bears! Come, Barbie, let's go in. Daddy, if the Moon comes up, this must
be Earth- and I'll never trust a comic book again."
"Go ask your brother."
Duke's discovery was the main subject at
dinner. Karen's disappointment was offset by her interest in how they had
mislaid Mountain Springs. "Duke, are you sure you saw what you thought you
saw?"
"No possible mistake," Hugh
answered for him. "If it weren't for the trees, you could have spotted it.
We had to climb Reservoir Hill to get a clear view."
"You were gone all that time just to
Reservoir Hill? Why, that's only five minutes away!"
"Duke, explain to your sister about
automobiles."
"I think the bomb did it,"
Barbara said suddenly.
"Why, certainly, Barb. The question
is how?"
"I mean the enormous H-bomb the
Russians claimed to have in orbit. The one they called the 'Cosmic Bomb.' I
think it hit us."
"Go on, Barbara."
"Well, the first bomb was awful and
the second one was bad; they almost burned us up. But the third one just hit us
whammy! and then no noise, no heat, no rumbling, and the radioactivity got less
instead of worse. Here's my notion:
You've heard of parallel worlds? A million
worlds side by side, almost alike but not quite? Worlds where Elizabeth married
Essex and Mark Anthony hated redheads? And Ben Franklin got electrocuted with
his kite? Well, this is one."
"First automobiles and now Benjamin
Franklin. I'll go watch Ben Casey."
"Like this, Karen. The Cosmic Bomb
hits us, dead on- and kicks us into the next world. One exactly like the one we
were in, except that it never had men in it."
"I'm not sure I like a world with no
men. I'd rather have a strange planet, with warlords riding thoats. Or is it
zitidars?"
"What do you think of my theory,
Hugh?"
"I'm keeping an open mind. I'll go
this far: We should not count on finding other human beings."
"I go for your theory, Barbara,"
Duke offered. "It accounts for the facts. Squeezed out like a melon seed.
Pht!"
"And we landed here."
Duke shrugged. "Let it be known as
the Barbara Wells Theory of Cosmic Transportation and stand adopted. Here we
are; we're stuck with it-and I'm going to bed. Who sleeps where, Hugh?"
"Just a second. Folks, meet the
Rationing Officer. Take a bow, Duke." Hugh explained the austerity
program. "Duke will work it out but that's the idea. For example, I
noticed a bent nail on the ground in the powder room. That calls for being
spread-eagled and flogged. For a serious offense, such as wasting a match, it's
keelhauling. Second offense-hang him at the yardarm!"
"Gee! Do we get to watch?"
"Shut up, Karen. No punishments, just
the miserable knowledge that you have deprived the rest of something necessary
to life, health, or comfort. So don't give Duke any back talk. I want to make
another assignment. Baby, you know shorthand."
"That's putting it strongly. Mr.
Gregg wouldn't think so."
"Hugh, I take shorthand. What do you
want?"
"Okay, Barbara, you are historian.
Today is Day One. Or start with the calendar we are used to, but we may adjust
it; those were winter stars. Every night jot down the events and put it in
longhand later. Your title is Keeper of the Flame. As soon as possible, you
really will be Keeper of the Flame; we will have to light a fire, then bank it
every night. Sorry to have held you up, Duke."
"I'll sleep in the tank room, Hugh.
You take a bunk."
"Wait a minute. Buddy, would you stay
up ten minutes longer? Daddy, could Barbara and I use the tank room for a spit
bath? May we have that much water? A girl who digs privies needs a bath."
"Sure, Sis," Duke agreed.
"Water is no problem," Hugh told
her. "But you can bathe in the stream in the morning. Just one thing:
Whenever anyone is bathing, someone should stand guard. I wasn't fooling about
bears."
Karen shivered. "I didn't think you
were. But that reminds me, Daddy- Do we dash out to the powder room? Or hold it
all night? I'm not sure I can. But I'll try-rather than play tag with
bears!"
"I thought the toilet was still set
up?"
"Well.. . I thought, with brand-new
outside plumbing-"
"Of course not."
"I feel better. Okay, buddy boy, give
Barb and me a crack at the john and you can go to bed."
"No bath?"
"If we bathe, we can bathe in the
girls' dorm after the rest of you go to bed. Thereby sparing your
blushes."
"I don't blush."
"You should."
"Hold it," interrupted Hugh.
"We need a 'No Blushing' rule. Here we are crowded worse than a Moscow
apartment. Do you know the Japanese saying about nakedness?"
"I know they bathe in company,"
said Karen, "and I would be happy to join them. Hot water! Oh, boy!"
"They say, 'Nakedness is often seen
but never looked at.' I'm not urging you to parade around in skin. But we
should quit being jumpy. If you come in to change clothes and find that there
is no privacy-why, just change. Or take bathing in the stream. The person
available to guard might not be the sex of the person who wants the bath. So
ignore it." He looked at Joseph. "I mean you. I suspect you're sissy
about it."
Joe looked stubborn. "That's the way
I was brought up, Hugh."
"So? I wasn't brought up this way
either, but I'm trying to make the best of it. After a sweaty day's work it
might be that Barbara is the one available to stand bear watch for you."
"I'll take my chances. I didn't see
any bears."
"Joe, I don't want any nonsense.
You're my deputy."
"I didn't ask to be."
"Nor will you be, if you don't change
your tune. You'll bathe when you need it and you'll accept guard service from
anybody."
Joe looked stubborn. "No, thank
you."
Hugh Farnham sighed. "I didn't expect
dam foolishness from you, Joe. Duke, will you back me? 'Condition seven,' I
mean."
"Deelighted!" Duke grabbed the
rifle he had carried earlier, started to load it. Joe's chin dropped but he did
not move.
"Hold it, Duke. Guns won't be
necessary. That's all, Joe. Just the clothes you were wearing last night. Not
clothes we stored for you, I paid for those. Nothing else, not even matches.
You can change in the tank room; it was your modesty you insisted on saving.
But your life is your problem. Get moving."
Joseph said slowly, "Mr. Farnham, do
you really mean that?"
"Were those real bullets in that gun
you aimed at Duke? You helped me clamp down on him; you heard me clamp down on my
wife. Can I pull on them anything that rough- and let you get away with it?
Good God, I'd get it from the girls next. Then the group would fall apart and
die. I'd rather it was just you. You have two minutes to say good-bye to Dr.
Livingstone. But leave the cat here; I don't want it eaten."
Dr. Livingstone was in the Negro's lap.
Joe got slowly to his feet, still holding it. He seemed dazed.
Hugh added, "Unless you prefer to
stay."
"I can?"
"On the same terms as the rest."
Two tears rolled down Joe's cheeks. He
looked down at the cat and stroked it, then answered in a low voice, "I
would like to stay. I agree."
"Good. Confirm it by apologizing to
Barbara."
Barbara looked startled. She appeared to
be about to speak, then to think better of it.
"Uh. . . Barbara. I'm sorry."
"It's all right, Joe."
"I'd be. . . happy and proud to have
you guard me. While I take a bath, I mean. If you will."
"Any time, Joe. Glad to."
"Thank you."
"And now," said Hugh,
"who's for bridge? Karen?"
"Why not?"
"Duke?"
"Bed for me. Anybody wants the pot,
step over me."
"Sleep on the floor by the bunks,
Duke, and avoid the traffic. No, take the upper bunk."
"You take it."
"I'll be last to bed, I want to look
up a subject. Joe? Contract?"
"I don't believe, sir, that I wish to
play cards."
"Putting me in my place, eh?"
"I didn't say that, sir."
"You didn't have to. Joe, I was
offering an olive branch. One rubber, only. We've had a hard day."
"Thank you. I'd rather not."
"Damn it, Joe, we can't afford to be
sulky. Last night Duke had a much rougher time. He was about to be shoved out
into a radioactive hell-not just to frolic with some fun-loving bears. Did he
sulk?"
Joe dropped his eyes, scratched Dr.
Livingstone's skull- suddenly looked up and grinned. "One rubber. And I'm
going to beat you hollow!"
"In a pig's eye. Barbie? Make a
fourth?"
"Delighted!"
The cut paired Joe with Karen and gave him
the deal. He riffled the cards. "Now to stack a Mississippi Heart
Hand!"
"Watch him, Barbie."
"Want a side bet, Daddy?"
"What have you to offer?"
"Well- My fair young body?"
"Flabby."
"Why, you utterly utter! I'm not
flabby, I'm just deliciously padded. Well, how about my life, my fortune, and
my sacred honor?"
"Against what?"
"A diamond bracelet?"
Barbara was surprised to see how badly
Hugh played, miscounting and even revoking. She realized that he was groggy
with fatigue-why, the poor darling! Somebody was going to have to clamp down on
him, too. Or he would kill himself trying to carry the whole load.
Forty minutes later Hugh wrote an I.O.U.
for one diamond bracelet, then they got ready for bed. Hugh was pleased to see
that Joe undressed completely and got into the lower bunk, as he had been told
to. Duke stretched out on the floor, bare. The room was hot; the mass cooled
slowly and air no longer circulated with the manhole cover in place, despite
the vents in the tank room. Hugh made a note that he must devise a bear
proof-and cat proof-grille in place of the cover. Later, later- He took the
camp lamp into the tank room.
Someone had put the books back on shelves
but some were open to dry; he fluffed these, hoped for the best. The last books
in the world- so it seemed.
He felt sudden grief that abstract
knowledge of deaths of millions had not given him. Somehow, the burning of
millions of books felt more brutally obscene than the killing of people. All
men must die, it was their single common heritage. But a book need never die
and should not be killed; books were the immortal part of man. Book burners-to
rape a defenseless friendly book.
Books had always been his best friends. In
a hundred public libraries they had taught him. From a thousand newsstands they
had warmed his loneliness. He suddenly felt that if he had not been able to
save some books, it would hardly be worthwhile to live.
Most of his collection was functional: The
Encyclopaedia Britannica-Grace had thought the space should be used for a
television receiver "because they might be hard to buy afterwards."
He had grudged its bulkiness, too, but it was the most compact assemblage of
knowledge on the market. "Che" Guevera's War of the Guerillas-thank
God he wasn't going to need that! Nor those next to it: "Yank"
Leivy's manual on resistance fighting, Griffith's Translation of Mao Tse-tung's
On Guerilla Warfare, Tom Wintringham's New Ways of War, the new TR on special
operations-forget 'em! Ain't a-gonna study war no more!
The Boy Scout Handbook, Eshbach's
Mechanical Engineering, The Radio Repairman's Guide, Outdoor Life's Hunting and
Fishing, Edible Fungi and How to Know Them, Home Life in the Colonial Days,
Your Log Cabin, Chimneys and Fireplaces, The Hobo's Cook Book, Medicine Without
a Doctor, Five Acres and Independence, Russian Self-Taught and English-Russian
and Russian-English dictionaries, The Complete Herbalist, the survival manuals
of the Navy Bureau of Weapons, The Air Force's Survival Techniques, The
Practical Carpenter-all sound books, of the brown and useful sort. The Oxford
Book of English Verse, A Treasury of American Poetry, Hoyle's Book of Games,
Burton's Anatomy of Melancholy, a different Burton's Thousand Nights and a
Night, the good old Odyssey with the Wyeth illustrations, Kipling's Collected
Verse, and his Just So Stories, a one-volume Shakespeare, the Book of Common
Prayer, the Bible, Mathematical Recreations and Essays, Thus Spake Zarathustra,
T. S. Eliot's The Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats, Robert Frost's Verse,
Men Against the Sea- He wished that he had found time to stock the list of
fiction he had started. He wished that he had fetched down his works of Mark
Twain regardless of space. He wished- Too late, too late. This was it. All that
was left of a mighty civilization. "The cloud-capped towers-"
He jerked awake and found that he had
fallen asleep standing up. Why had he come in here? Something important. Oh,
yes! Tanning leather- Leather? Barbara was barefooted, Barbara must have
moccasins. Better try the Britannica. Or that Colonial Days volume.
No, thank God, you didn't have to use
salt! Find some oak trees. Better yet, have Barbara find them; it would make
her feel useful. Find something that only Joe could do, too; make the poor
little bastard feel appreciated. Loved. Remember to- He stumbled back into the
main room, looked at the upper bunk and knew that he couldn't make it. He lay
down on the blanket they had played cards on and fell instantly asleep.
Chapter
5
Grace did not get up for breakfast. The
girls quietly fed them, then stayed in to clean up. Duke went hunting, carrying
a forty-five and a hunting bow. It was his choice; arrows could be recovered or
replaced, bullets were gone forever. Duke tried a few flights and decided that
his shoulder was okay.
He checked watches and set out, with an
understanding that a smoky fire would be built to home on if he was not back by
three.
Hugh told the girls to take outdoors any
book not bone-dry, then broke out pick and shovel and started leveling their
house. Joe tried to join him; Hugh vetoed it.
"Look, Joe, there are a thousand
things to do. Do them. But no heavy work."
"Such as what, Hugh?"
"Uh, correct the inventories. Give
Duke a hand by starring everything that can't be replaced. In the course of
that you'll think of things; write them down. Look up how to make soap and
candles. Check both dosimeters. Strap on a gun and keep your eyes open-and see
that those girls don't go outside without guns. Hell, figure out a way to get
plumbing and running water, with no pipe and no lead and no water closets and
no Portland cement."
"How in the world could you do
that?"
"Somebody did it the first time. And
tell this bushy-tailed sidewalk superintendent that I need no help."
"Okay. Come here, Doc! Come, come,
come!"
"And Joe. Speaking of bathrooms, you
might offer to stand guard for the girls while they bathe. You don't have to
look."
"All right, I'll offer. But I'll tell
them you suggested it. I don't want them to think-"
"Look, Joe. They are a couple of
clean, wholesome, evil-minded American girls. Say what you please, they will
still believe you are sneaking a peek. It's part of their credo that they are
so fatally irresistible that a man just has to. So don't be too convincing;
you'll hurt their feelings."
"I get it. I guess." Joe went
away, Hugh started digging, while reflecting that he had never missed a chance,
given opportunity without loss of face-but that incorrigible Sunday school lad
probably would not sneak a peek at Lady Godiva. A good lad-no imagination but
utterly dependable. Shame to have been so rough on him last night- Very quickly
Hugh knew what his worst oversight had been: no wheelbarrow.
He had dug only a little before reaching
this new appreciation. Digging by muscle power was bad but carrying it away in
buckets was an affront to good sense. So he carried and thought about how to
build a wheel- with no metal, no heating tools, no machine shop, no foundry,
no- Now wait! He had steel bottles. There was strap iron in the bunks and soft
iron in the periscope housing. Charcoal he could make and a bellows was simply
an animal skin and some branches. Whittle a nozzle. Any damfool who couldn't
own a wheel with all that at his disposal deserved to lift and carry.
He had ten thousand trees, didn't he?
Finland didn't have a damn thing but trees. Yet Finland was the finest little
country in the world.
"Doc, get out from under my
feet!" If Finland was still there- Wherever the world was- Maybe the girls
would like a Finnish bath. Down where they could plunge in afterwards and
squeal and feel good. Poor kids, they would never see a beauty parlor; maybe a
sauna would be a "moral equivalent." Grace might like it. Sweat off
that blubber, get her slender again. What a beauty she had been!
Barbara showed up, with a shovel.
"Where did you get that? And what do you think you're going to do?"
"It's the one Duke was using. I'm
going to dig."
"In bare feet? You're era- Hey,
you're wearing shoes!"
"Joe's. The jeans are his, too. The
shirt is Karen's. Where shall I dig?"
"Just beyond me, here. Any boulder
over five hundred pounds, ask for help. Where's Karen?"
"Bathing. I decided to stink worse
and bathe later."
"When you like. Don't try to stick on
this job all day. You can't."
"I like working with you, Hugh.
Almost as much as-" She let it hang.
"As playing bridge?"
"As playing bridge as your partner.
Yes, you could mention that. Too."
"Barbie girl." -
He found that just digging was fun. Gave
the mind a rest and the muscles a workout. Happy making. Hadn't tried it for
much too long.
Barbara had been digging an hour when Mrs.
Farnham came around a corner. Barbara said, "Good morning," added a
shovelful to a bucket, picked both up half filled, and disappeared around the
other corner.
Grace Farnham said, "Well! I wondered
where you were hiding. I was left quite alone. Do you realize that?" She
was in the clothes she had slept in. Her features looked puffy.
"You were allowed to sleep,
dear."
"It isn't pleasant to wake up in a
strange place alone. I'm not accustomed to it."
"Grace, you weren't being slighted.
You were being pampered."
"Is that what you call it? Then we'll
say no more about it, do you mind?"
"Not at all."
"Really?" She seemed to brace
herself, then said bleakly, "Perhaps you can stop long enough to tell me
where you have hidden my liquor. My liquor. My share. I wouldn't think of
touching yours-after the way you've treated me! In front of servants and
strangers, may I add?"
"Grace, you must see Duke."
"What do you mean?"
"Duke is in charge of liquor. I don't
know where he put it."
"You're lying!"
"Grace, I haven't lied to you in
twenty-seven years."
"Oh! You brutal, brutal man!"
"Perhaps. But I'm not lying and the
next time you say I am, it will go hard with you."
"Where's Duke? He won't let you talk
to me that way! He told me so, he promised me!"
"Duke has gone hunting. He hopes to
be back by three."
She stared, then rushed back around the
corner. Barbara reappeared, picked up her shovel. They went on working.
Hugh said, "I'm sorry you were
exposed to that."
"To what?"
"Unless you were at least a hundred
yards away, you know what."
"Hugh, it's none of my
business."
"Under these conditions, anything is
everybody's business. You have formed a bad opinion of Grace."
"Hugh, I would not dream of being
critical of your wife."
"You have opinions. But I want you to
have one in depth. Visualize her as she was, oh, twenty-five years ago. Think
of Karen."
"She would have looked like
Karen."
"Yes. But Karen has never had
responsibility. Grace had and took it well. I was an enlisted man; I wasn't
commissioned until after Pearl Harbor. Her people were what is known as 'good
family.' Not anxious to have their daughter marry a penniless enlisted
man."
"I suppose not."
"Nevertheless, she did. Barbara, have
you any notion what it was to be the wife of a junior enlisted man in those
days? With no money? Grace's parents wanted her to come home- but would not
send her a cent as long as she stuck with me. She stuck."
"Good for Grace."
"Yes. She had no preparation for
living in one room and sharing a bath down the hail, nor for waiting in Navy
outpatient clinics. For making a dollar go twice as far as it should. For
staying alone while I was at sea. Young and pretty and in Norfolk, she could
have found excitement. She found a job instead-in a laundry, sorting dirty
clothes. And whenever I was home she was bright and cheerful and uncomplaining.
"Alexander was born the next
year-"
"'Alexander'?"
"Duke. Named for his maternal
grandpappy; I didn't get a vote. Her parents were anxious to make up once they
had a grandson; they were even willing to accept me. Grace stayed cool and
never accepted a cent-back to work with our landlady minding the baby in weeks.
"Those years were the roughest. I
went up fast and money wasn't such a problem. The War came and I was bucked
from chief to j.g. and ended as a lieutenant commander in Seabees. In 1946 I
had to choose between going back to chief or becoming a civilian. With Grace's
backing, I got out. So I was on the beach with no job, a wife, a son in grammar
school, a three-year-old daughter, living in a trailer, prices high and going
higher. We had some war bonds.
"That was the second rough period. I
took a stab at contracting, lost our savings, went to work for a water company.
We didn't starve, but scraped icebox and dishrag soup were on the menu.
Barbara, she stood it like a trouper-a hardworking den mother, a pillar of the
PTA, and always cheerful.
"I was a construction boss before
long and presently I tried contracting again. This time it clicked. I built a
house on spec and a shoestring, sold it before it was finished and built two
more at once. We've never been broke since."
Hugh Farnham looked puzzled. "That
was when she started to slip. When she started having help. When we kept liquor
in the house. We didn't quarrel-we never did save over the fact that I tried to
raise Duke fairly strictly and Grace couldn't bear to have the boy touched.
"But that was when it started, when I
started making money. She isn't built to stand prosperity. Grace has always
stood up to adversity magnificently. This is the first time she hasn't. I still
think she will."
"Of course she will, Hugh."
"I hope so."
"I'm glad to know more about her,
Hugh. I'll try to be considerate."
"Damn it, I'm not asking that. I just
want you to know that fat and foolish and self-centered isn't all there is to
Grace. Nor was her slipping entirely her fault. I'm not easy to live with,
Barbara."
"So?"
"So! When we were able to slow down,
I didn't. I let business keep me away evenings. When a woman is left alone,
it's easy to slip out for another beer when the commercial comes on and to
nibble all evening along with the beer. If I was home, I was more likely to
read than to visit, anyhow. And I didn't just let business keep me away; I
joined the local duplicate club. She joined but she dropped out. She plays a
good social game-but I like to fight for every point. No criticism of her,
there's no virtue in playing as if it were life or death. Grace's way is
better- Had I been willing to take it easy, too, well, she wouldn't be the way
she is."
"Nonsense!"
"Pardon me?"
"Hugh Farnham, what a person is can
never be somebody else's fault, I think. I am what I am because Barbie herself
did it. And so did Grace. And so did you." She added in a low voice,
"I love you. And that's not your fault, nor is anything we did your fault.
I won't listen to you beating your breast and sobbing 'Mea culpa!' You don't
take credit for Grace's virtues. Why take blame for her faults?"
He blinked and smiled. "Seven no
trump."
"That's better."
"I love you. Consider yourself
kissed."
"Kiss back. Grand slam. But watch
it," she said out of the corner of her mouth. "Here come the
cops."
It was Karen, clean, shining, hair
brushed, fresh lipstick, and smiling. "What an inspiring sight!" she
said. "Would you poor slaves like a crust of bread and a pannikin of
water?"
"Shortly," her father agreed.
"In the meantime don't carry these buckets too heavily loaded."
Karen backed away. "I wasn't
volunteering!"
"That's all right. We aren't
formal."
"But Daddy, I'm clean!"
"Has the creek gone dry?"
"Daddy! I've got lunch ready. Out
front. You're too filthy to come into my lovely clean house." -
"Yes, baby. Come along,
Barbara." He picked up the buckets.
Mrs. Farnham did not appear for lunch.
Karen stated that Mother had decided to eat inside. Hugh let it go at that;
there would be enough hell when Duke got back.
Joe said, "Hugh? About that notion of
plumbing-"
"Got it figured out?"
"Maybe I see a way to have running
water."
"If we get running water, I guarantee
to provide plumbing fixtures."
"Really, Daddy? I know what I want.
In colored tile. Lavender, I think. And with a dressing table built
around-"
"Shut up, infant. Yes, Joe?"
"Well, you know those Roman
aqueducts. This stream runs uphill that way. I mean it's higher up that way, so
someplace it's higher than the shelter. As I understand it, Roman aqueducts
weren't pipe, they were open."
"I see." Farnham considered it.
There was a waterfall a hundred yards upstream. Perhaps above it was high
enough.
"But that would mean a lot of
masonry, whether dry-stone, or mud mortar. And each arch requires a frame while
it's being built."
"Couldn't we just split logs and
hollow them out? And support them on other logs?"
"We could." Hugh thought about
it. "There's an easier way, and one that would kill two birds. Barbara,
what sort of country is this?"
"I beg your pardon?"
"You said that this area is at least
semitropical. Can you tell what season it is? And what the rest of the year is
likely to bring? What I'm driving at is this: Are you going to need
irrigation?"
"Good heavens, Hugh, I can't answer
that!"
"You can try."
"Well-" She looked around.
"I doubt if it ever freezes here. If we had water, we might have crops all
year. This is not a tropical rain forest, or the undergrowth would be much more
dense. It looks like a place with a rainy season and a dry season."
"Our creek doesn't go dry; it has
lots of fish. Where were you thinking of having your garden?"
"How about this stretch downstream to
the south? Several trees should come out, though, and a lot of bushes."
"Trees and bushes are no problem.
Mmm- Joe, let's take a walk. I'll carry a rifle, you strap on your forty-five.
Girls, don't dig so much that it topples down on you. We would miss you."
"Daddy, I was thinking of taking a
nap."
"Good. Think about it while you're
digging."
Hugh and Joe worked their way upstream.
"What are you figuring on, Hugh?"
"A contour-line ditch. We need to
lead water to an air vent on the roof. If we can do that, we've got it made. A
sanitary toilet. Running water for cooking and washing. And for gardening,
coming in high enough to channel it wherever Barbara wants it. But the luxury
that will mean most to our womenfolk is a bath and kitchen. We'll clear the
tank room and install both."
"Hugh, I see how you might get water
with a ditch. But what about fixtures? You can't just let water splash down
through the roof."
"I don't know yet, but we'll build
them. Not a flush toilet, it's too complex. But a constant-flow toilet, a sort
that used to be common aboard warships. It's a trough with seats. Water runs in
one end, out the other. We'll lead it down the manhole, out the tunnel, and
away from the house. Have you seen any clay?"
"There is a clay bank at the stream
below the house. Karen complained about how sticky it was. She went upstream to
bathe, a sandy spot." -
"I'll look at it. If we can bake
clay, we can make all sorts of things. A toilet. A sink. Dishes. Tile pipe.
Build a kiln out of unbaked clay, use the kiln to bake anything. But clay just
makes it easier. Water is the real gold; all civilizations were built on water.
Joe, we are about high enough."
"Maybe a little higher? It would be
embarrassing to dig a ditch a couple of hundred yards long-"
"Longer."
"-or longer, and find that it's too
low and no way to get it up to the roof."
"Oh, we'll survey it first."
"Survey it? Hugh, maybe you didn't
notice but we don't even have a spirit level. That big smash broke its glasses.
And there isn't even a tripod, much less a transit and all those things."
"The Egyptians invented surveying
with less, Joe. Losing the spirit level doesn't matter. We'll build an unsplit
level."
"Are you making fun of me,
Hugh?"
"Not at all. Mechanics were building
level and square centuries before you could buy instruments. We'll build a
plumbbob level. That's an upside-down T, and a string with a weight to mark the
vertical. You can build it about six feet long and six high to give us a long
sighting arm-minimize the errors. Have to take apart one of the bunks for
boards. It's light, fussy work you can do while your ribs heal. ~While the
girls do the heavy, unfussy excavating."
"You draw it, I'll build it."
"When we get the building leveled
we'll mount it on the roof and sight upstream. Have to cut a tree or two but we
won't have any trouble running a base line. Intercepts we run with a smaller
level. Duck soup, Joe."
"No sweat, huh?"
"Mostly sweat. But twenty feet a day
of shallow ditch and we'll have irrigation water when the dry season hits. The
bathroom can wait-the gals will be cheered just by the fact that there will be
one, someday. Joe, it would suit me if our base line cuts the stream about
here. See anything?"
"What should I see?"
"We fell those two trees and they dam
the creek. Then chuck in branches, mud, and some brush and still more mud and
rocks and the stream backs up in a pond." Hugh added, "Have to devise
a gate, and that I do not see, with what we have to work with. Every problem
leads straight to another. Damn."
"Hugh, you're counting your chickens
before the cows come home."
"I suppose so. Well, let's go see how
much the girls have dug while we loafed."
The girls had dug little; Duke had
returned with a miniature four-point buck. Barbara and Karen had it strung up
against a tree and were trying to butcher it. Karen seemed to have as much
blood on her as there was on the ground.
They stopped as the men approached.
Barbara wiped her forehead, leaving a red trail. "I hadn't realized they
were so complicated inside."
"Or so messy!" sighed Karen.
"With that size it's easier on the
ground."
"Now he tells us. Show us, Daddy.
We'll watch."
"Me? I'm a gentleman sportsman; the
guide did the dirty work. But- Joe, can you lay hands on that little
hatchet?"
"Sure. It's sharp; I touched it up
yesterday."
Hugh split the breastbone and pelvic
girdle and spread the carcass, then peeled out viscera and lungs and spilled
them, while silently congratulating the girls on not having pierced the
intestines. "All yours, girls. Barbara, if you can get that hide off, you
might be wearing it soon. Have you noticed any oaks?"
"There are scrub forms. And sumach,
too. You're thinking of tannin?"
"Yes."
"I know how to extract it."
"Then you know more about tanning
than I do. I'll bow out. There are books."
"I know, I was looking it up. Doe!
Don't sniff at that, boy."
"He won't eat it," Joe assured
her, "unless it's good for him. Cats are fussy."
While butchering was going on, Duke and
his mother crawled out and joined them. Mrs. Farnham seemed cheerful but did
not greet anyone; she simply looked at Duke's kill. "Oh, the poor little
thing! Duke dear, how did you have the heart to kill it?"
"It sassed me and I got mad."
"It's a pretty piece of venison,
Duke," Hugh said. "Good eating."
His wife glanced at him. "Perhaps
you'll eat it; I couldn't bear to."
Karen said, "Have you turned
vegetarian, Mother?"
"It's not the same thing. I'm going
in, I don't want that on me. Karen, don't you dare come inside until you've
washed; I won't have you tracking blood in after I've slaved away getting the
place spotless." She headed toward the shelter. "Come inside,
Duke."
"In a moment, Mother."
Karen gave the carcass an unnecessarily
vicious cut.
"Where did you nail it?" Hugh
asked.
"Other side of the ridge. I should
have been back sooner."
"Why?"
"Missed an easy shot and splintered
an arrow on a boulder. Buck fever. It has been years since I used a-'bow
season' license."
"One lost arrow, one carcass, is good
hunting. You saved the arrowhead?"
"Of course. Do I look foolish?"
Karen answered, "No, but I do. Buddy,
I cleaned house. If Mother did any cleaning, it was a mess she made
herself."
"I realized that."
"And I'll bet when she smells these
steaks, she won't want Spam!"
"Forget it."
Hugh moved away, signaling Duke to follow.
"I'm glad to see Grace looking
cheerful. You must have soothed her."
Duke looked sheepish. "Well- As you
pointed out, it's rough, chopping it off completely." He added, "But
I rationed her. I gave her one drink and told her she could have one more
before dinner."
"That's doing quite well."
"I had better go inside. The bottle
is there."
"Perhaps you had."
"Oh, it's all right. I put her on her
honor. You don't know how to handle her, Dad."
"That's true. I don't."
Chapter
6
From the Journal of Barbara Wells:
I am
hobbled by a twisted ankle, so I am lying down and adding to this. I've taken
notes every night-but in shorthand. I haven't transcribed very much.
The longhand version goes in the fly
leaves of the Britannica. There are ten blank pages in each volume, twenty-four
volumes, and I'll squeeze a thousand words to a page- 240,000 words-enough to
record our doings until we reclaim the art of making paper-especially as the
longhand version will be censored.
Because I can't let my hair down to anyone-and
sometimes a gal needs to! This shorthand record is a diary which no one can
read but me, as Karen is as poor at Gregg as she claimed.
Or perhaps Joe knows Gregg. Isn't it
required in business colleges? But Joe is a gentleman and would not read this
without invitation. I am fond of Joseph; his goodness is not a sham. I am sure
he is keeping his lip buttoned on many unhappy thoughts; his position is as
anomalous as mine and more difficult.
Grace has quit ordering him around-save
that she orders all of us. Hugh gives orders, but for the welfare of all. Nor
does he give many; we are settled in a routine. I'm the farmer, and plan my own
work; Duke keeps meat on the table and gives me a hand when he doesn't hunt;
Hugh hasn't told either of us what to do for a long time, and Karen has a free
hand with the house. Hugh has about two centuries of mechanical work planned
out and Joe helps him.
But Grace's orders are for her own
comfort. We usually carry them out; it's easier. She gets her own way and more
than her share, simply by being difficult.
She got the lion's share of liquor. Liquor
doesn't matter to me; I rarely "need" a drink. But I enjoy a glow in
company and had to remind myself that it was not my liquor, it was Farnham
liquor.
Grace finished her share in three days.
Duke's was next to go. And so on. At last all was gone save one quart of
bourbon earmarked "medicinal." Grace spotted where Duke had it and
dug it up. When Duke came home, she was passed out and the bottle was dead.
The next three days were horrors. She
screamed. She wept. She threatened suicide. Hugh and Duke teamed up and one of
them was always with her. Hugh acquired a black eye, Duke got scratches down
his handsome face. I understand they put a lot of B1 into her and force-fed
her.
On the fourth day she stayed in her bunk;
the next day she got up and seemed almost normal.
But during lunch she asserted, as
something "everybody knows," that the Russians had attacked because
Hugh insisted on building a shelter.
She didn't seem angry-more forgiving. She
went on to the happy thought that the war would soon be over and we could all
go home.
Nobody argued. What good? Her delusion
seems harmless. She has assumed her job, at last, as chief cook-but if she is a
better cook than Karen I have yet to see it. Mostly she talks about dishes she
could prepare if only she had this, or that. Karen works as hard as ever and
sometimes gets so mad that she comes out to cry on me and then hoes furiously.
Duke tells Karen that she must be patient.
I should not criticize Duke; he is
probably going to be my husband. I mean, who else is there? I could stand Duke
but I'm not sure I could stand Grace as a mother-in-law. Duke is handsome and
is considerate of both me and his sister. He did quarrel with his father at
first (foolishly it seemed to me) but they get along perfectly now.
In this vicinity he is quite a catch.
Myself? I'm not soured on marriage even
though I struck out once. Hugh assumes that the human race will go on. I'm
willing.
(Polygamy? Of course I would! Even with
Grace as senior wife. But I haven't been asked. Nor, I feel sure, would Grace
permit it. Hugh and I don't discuss such things, we avoid touching the other,
we avoid being alone together, and I do not make cow's eyes at him. Finished.)
The trouble is, while I like Duke, no
spark jumps. So I am putting it off and avoiding circumstances where he might
pat me on the fanny. It would be a hell of a note if I married him and there
came a night when I was so irritated at his mother and so vexed with him for
indulging her that I would tell him coldly that he is not half the man his
father is.
No, that must not happen. Duke does not
deserve it.
Joe? My admiration for him is
unqualified-and he doesn't have a mother problem.
Joe is the first Negro I've had a
chance to know well-and I think most well of him. He plays better contract than
I do; I suppose he's smarter than I am. He is fastidious and never comes
indoors without bathing. Oh, get downwind after he has spent a day digging and
he's pretty whiff. But so is Duke, and Hugh is worse. I don't believe this
story about a distinctive "nigger musk."
Have you ever been in a dirty powder room?
Women stink worse than men.
The trouble with Joe is the same as with
Duke: No spark jumps. Since he is so shy that he is most unlikely to court me-
Well, it won't happen.
But I am fond of him-as a younger brother.
He is never too busy to be accommodating. He is usually bear guard for Karen
and me when we bathe and it's a comfort to know that Joe is alert- Duke has
killed five bears and Joe killed one while he was actually guarding us. It took
three shots and dropped dead almost in Joe's lap. He stood his ground.
We adjourned without worrying about
modesty, which upset Joe more than bears do.
Or wolves, or coyotes, or mountain lions,
or a cat which Duke says is a mutated leopard and especially dangerous because
it attacks by dropping out of a tree. We don't bathe under trees and don't
venture out of our clearing without an armed man. It is as dangerous as
crossing Wilshire against the lights.
There are snakes, too. At least one sort
is poisonous.
Joe and Hugh were starting one morning on
the house leveling and Joe jumped down into the excavation.
Dr.-Livingstone-I-Presume jumped down with him-and here was this snake.
Doc spotted it and hissed; Joe saw it just
as it struck, getting him in the calf. Joe killed it with his shovel and
dropped to the ground, grabbing at his leg.
Hugh had the wound slashed and was sucking
it in split seconds. He had a tourniquet on quickly and permanganate crystals
on the wound soon after as I heard the hooraw and came a-runnin'. He followed
that with rattlesnake anti-venom.
Moving Joe was a problem; he collapsed in
the tunnel. Hugh crawled over him and pulled, I pushed, and it took three of
us-Karen, too-to lift him up the ladder. We undressed him and put him to bed.
Around midnight, when his respiration was
low and his pulse uncertain, Hugh moved the remaining bottle of oxygen into the
room, put over Joe's head a plastic sack in which shirts had been stored and
gave him oxygen.
By morning he was better.
In three days he was up and well. Duke
says it was a pit viper, perhaps a bushmaster, and that a rattlesnake is a pit
viper, too, so rattlesnake anti-venom probably saved Joe's life.
I am not trusting any snakes.
It took three weeks to excavate under the
house. Boulders! This area is a wide, flat, saucer-shaped valley, with boulders
most anywhere. Whenever we hit a big one, we dug around it and the men would
worry it out with crowbar and block and tackle.
Mostly the men could get boulders out. But
Karen found one that seemed to go down to China. Hugh looked it over and said,
"Fine. Now dig a hole just north of it and deeper."
Karen just looked at him.
So we dug. And hit another big boulder.
"Good," said Hugh. "Dig another hole north of that one."
We hit a third oversize boulder. But in
three days the last one had been tumbled into a hole next to it, the middle one
had been worried into a hole where the last one had been, and the one that
started the trouble was buried where the middle one had been.
As fast as any spot had been cut deeply
enough Hugh propped it up with pieces of log; he was worried lest the shelter
shift and crush someone. So when we finished the shelter had a forest of posts
under it.
Hugh then set two very heavy posts under
the uphill corners and started removing the inner ones, using block and tackle.
Sometimes they had to be dug under. Hugh was nervous during this and did all
the rigging and digging himself.
At last the uphill half was supported on
these two big chunks.
They would not budge.
There was so much weight on those timbers
that they sneered at our efforts. I said, "What do we do now, Hugh?"
"Try the next-to-last resort."
"What's the last resort?"
"Burn them. But it would take roaring
fires and we would have to clear grass and bushes and trees for quite a
distance. Karen, you know where the ammonia is. And the iodine. I want
both."
I had wondered why Hugh had stocked so
much ammonia. But he had, in used plastic Chlorox bottles; the stuff had ridden
through the shocks. I hadn't known that iodine was stocked in quantity, too; I
don't handle the drugs.
Soon he had sort of a chemistry lab.
"What are you making, Hugh?" I asked.
"Ersatz 'dynamite.' And I don't need
company," he said. "The stuff is so touchy it explodes at a harsh
look."
"Sorry," I said, backing away.
He looked up and smiled. "It's safe
until it dries. I had it in mind in case I ever found myself in an underground.
Occupying troops take a sour view of natives having explosives, but there is
nothing suspicious about ammonia or iodine. The stuff is safe until you put it
together and does not require a primer. But I never expected to use it for
construction; it's too treacherous."
"Hugh, I just remembered I don't care
whether a floor is level or not."
"If it makes you nervous, take a
walk."
Making it was simple; he combined tincture
of iodine and ordinary household ammonia; a precipitate settled out. This he
filtered through Kleenex, the result was a paste.
Joe drilled holes into those stubborn
posts; Hugh wrapped this mess in two batches, in paper, and packed a bundle
into each hole, tamping with his finger. "Now we wait for it to dry."
Everything that he used he flushed down
with water, then took a bath with his clothes on, removed them in the water and
left them, weighted down with rocks. That was all that day.
Our armament includes two lovely ladies'
guns, .22 magnum rimfires with telescopic sights. Hugh had Duke and Joe sight
them in. The sighting-in was done with sandbag rest- heaped-up dirt, that is.
Hugh had them expend five bullets each, so I knew he was serious. "One
bullet, one bear" is his motto.
When the explosive was dry, everything
breakable was removed from the shelter. We women were chased far back, Karen
was charged with hanging on to Dr. Livingstone, and I was armed with Duke's
bear rifle, just in case.
Duke and Joe were on their bellies a
measured hundred feet from the posts. Hugh stood between them. "Ready for
count?"
"Ready, Hugh."-"Ready,
Dad."
"Deep breath. Let part of it out.
Hold it, steady on target, take up the slack. Five. . . four. . . three . . .
two. . . one fire!"
A sound like a giant slammed door and the
middle of each post disintegrated. The shelter stuck out like a shelf, then
tilted ponderously down, touched, and was level.
Karen and I cheered; Grace started to
clap; Dr. Livingstone jumped down to investigate. Hugh turned his head and
grinned.
And the shelter tilted back the other way
as the ridge crumbled; it started to slide. It pivoted on the tunnel
protuberance, picked up speed and tobogganed down the slope. I thought it was
going to end up in the creek.
But the slope leveled off; it ground to a
stop, with the tunnel choked with dirt and the whole thing farther out of plumb
than before!
Hugh picked up the shovel he had used to
heap up shooting supports, walked down to the shelter, began to dig.
I ran down, tears bursting from my eyes.
Joe was there first. Hugh looked up and said, "Joe, dig out the tunnel. I
want to know if anything is damaged and the girls will want to get lunch."
"Boss-" Joe choked out.
"Boss! Oh, gosh!"
Hugh said, in a tone you use to a child, "Why
are you upset, Joe? This has saved us work."
I thought he had flipped. Joe said,
"Huh?"
"Certainly," Hugh assured him.
"See how much lower the roof is? Every foot it dropped saves at least a
hundred feet of aqueduct. And leveling will be simple here; the ground is loam
and boulders are few. A week, with everybody pitching in. Then we bring water
to the house and garden two weeks early."
He was correct. The shelter was level in a
week, and this time he triggered the end posts with crosspieces; blasting was
not needed. Best of all, the armor door cranked back without a murmur and we
had air and sunlight inside- It had been stuffy and candles made it pretty
rank. Joe and Hugh started the ditch the same day. In anticipation of the
glorious day, Karen sketched on the walls of the tank room life-size pictures
of a washstand, a bathtub, a pot.
Truthfully, we are comfortable. Two
mattress covers Karen filled with dried grass; sleeping on the floor is no
worse than the bunks. We sit in chairs and play our evening rubber at the
table. It is amazing what a difference level floors make and how much better it
is to have a door than to climb down a ladder and crawl out a hole.
We had to cook over a campfire a while as
our grill and Dutch oven were smashed. Karen and I have thrown together a
make-do because, as soon as water is led to the house, Hugh intends to start on
ceramics, not only for a toilet and a sink but also for a stove vented out
through the periscope hole. Luxury!
My corn is coming up beautifully. I wonder
what I can use to grind corn? The thought of hot corn bread buttered with deer
grease makes me drool.
December
25th-Merry Christmas!
We think it is. Hugh says we are not more
than a day off.
Shortly after we got here Hugh picked a
small tree with a flat boulder due north of it and sawed it off so that it
placed a sharp shadow on the boulder at noon. As "Keeper of the
Flame" it has been my duty to sit by that boulder from before apparent
noon and note the shortest shadow-follow it down, mark the shortest position
and date it.
That shadow had been growing longer and
the days shorter. A week ago it began to be hard to see any change and I told
Hugh. So we watched together and three days ago was the turning point . . . so
that day became December 22nd and we are celebrating Christmas instead of the
Fourth of July. But we got our flag up, as Hugh had planned, to the top of the
tallest tree in our clearing, with its branches lopped to make it a pole. As
Keeper of the Flame I am charged with raising and lowering it but this was a
special occasion; we drew lots and Joe won. We lined up and sang "The Star
Spangled Banner" while he hauled it to the peak-and everyone was crying so
hard he could hardly sing.
Then we pledged allegiance. Maybe it is sentimental
nonsense by ragged castaways but I don't think so. We are still one nation,
under God, free and indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
Hugh held divine services and read the
Christmas story from the Gospel According to Luke and called on Karen to pray,
then we sang carols. Grace has a strong, sure lead; Joe is a bell-like tenor,
and Karen, myself, Hugh, and Duke are soprano, contralto, baritone, and bass. I
think we sound good. In any case we enjoyed it, even though Grace got taken by the
weeps during "White Christmas" and it was contagious.
We would have had services anyhow as today
would be Sunday by the old calendar; Hugh holds them every Sunday. Everybody
attends, even Duke who is an avowed atheist. Hugh reads a Psalm or some other
chapter; we sing hymns; he prays or invites someone to pray, and ends it with
"Bless This House-" We are back to the days when the Old Man is
priest.
But Hugh never uses the Apostles' Creed
and his prayers are so nonsectarian that he does not even end them "In
Jesus' Name, Amen."
On a rare occasion when he and I spoke in
private-waiting out a noon sight last week-I asked him where he stood on
matters of faith? (It is important to me to know where my man stands even
though he is not my man and can't be.)
"You could call me an
Existentialist."
"You are not a Christian?"
"I didn't say that. I can't express
it in the negative because it's affirmative. I shan't define it; it would only
add to the confusion. You are wondering why I hold church since I refuse to
assert a creed?"
"Well. . . yes."
"It's my duty. Services should be
available to those who need them. If there is no good and no God, this ritual
is harmless. If God is, it is appropriate-and still harmless. We are bleeding
no peasants, offering no bloody sacrifices, raising no vanities to the skies in
the name of religion. Or so I see it, Barbara."
That had better hold me; it's all I'll get
out of him. In my past life religion was a nice, warm, comfy thing I did on
Sundays; I can't say it agonized me. But Hugh's God-less offering to God has
become important.
Sundays are important other ways. Hugh
discourages work other than barbering and primping or hobby work, and
encourages games, or any fun thing. Chess, bridge, Scrabble, modeling in clay,
group sings, such like- Or just yakking. Games are important; they mark that we
are not just animals trying to stay alive but humans enjoying life and savoring
it. That nightly rubber of bridge we never skip. It proclaims that our lives
are not just hoeing and digging ditches and butchering.
We keep up our bodies, too. I've become
pretty good at cutting hair. Duke grew a beard at first but Hugh shaved every
day and presently Duke did, too. I don't know what they will do when blades are
no more. I've noticed Joe honing a Gem blade on an oil stone.
It's still Christmas and I'll cut back in
when the rubber in progress is finished. Dinner was lavish; Grace and Karen
spent two days on it-brook trout savory aux herbes, steamed freshwater prawns,
steaks and broiled mushrooms, smoked tongue, bouillon Ursine, crackers (quite a
treat), radishes, lettuce, green onions, baby beets a la Grace, and best of
all, a pan of fudge, as condensed milk, chocolate, and sugar are irreplaceable.
Nescafé and cigarettes, two cups and two cigarettes each.
Presents for everybody- All I saved
besides clothes I had on was my purse. I was wearing nylons, took them off soon
and haven't worn stockings since; I gave them to Karen. I had a lipstick; Grace
got that. I had been plaiting a belt; Joe got that. In my purse was a fancy
hanky; I washed it, ironed it by pressing it against smooth concrete-Duke got
that.
It was this morning before I figured out
anything for Hugh. For years I've carried in my purse a little memo book. It
has my maiden name in gold and still has half of a filler. Hugh can use it-but
it was my name on it that decided me.
I must run; Grace and I are due to attempt
to clobber Hugh and Joe.
I've never had a happier Christmas.
Chapter
7
Karen and Barbara were washing themselves, the day's dishes, and
the week's laundry. Above them, Joe kept watch. Bushes and then trees had been
cut away around the stretch they used for bathing; a predator could not
approach without Joe having a clear shot at it. His eyes swung constantly,
checking approaches. He wasted no seconds on the Elysian tableau he guarded.
Karen said, "Barbie, this sheet won't
stand another laundering. It's rags."
"We need rags."
"But what will we use for sheets?
It's this soap." Karen scooped a handful from a bowl on the bank. It was
soft and gray and harsh and looked like oatmeal mush. "The stuff eats
holes."
"I'm not fretted about sheets but I
dread the day when we are down to our last towel."
"Which will belong to Mother,"
Karen stated. "Our rationing officer will have some excellent
reason."
"Nasty, nasty. Karen, Duke has done a
wonderful job."
"I wasn't bitching. Duke can't help
it. It's his friend Eddie."
"'Eddie?'"
"Edipus Rex, dear."
Barbara turned away and began rinsing a
pair of ragged blue jeans.
Karen said, "You dig me?"
"We all have faults."
"Sure, everybody but me. Even Daddy
has a shortcoming. His neck pains him."
Barbara looked up. "Is Hugh having
trouble with his neck? Perhaps it would help if we massaged it."
Karen giggled. "Your weakness, sister
mine, is that you wouldn't know a joke if it bit you. Daddy is still-necked and
nothing will cure it. He doesn't have weaknesses and that's his weakness. Don't
frown. I love Daddy. I admire him. But I'm glad I'm not like him. I'll take
this load up to the thorn bushes. Damn it, why didn't Daddy stock clothespins?
Those thorns are as bad as the soap."
"Clothespins we can do without. Hugh
did an incredible job. Everything from an eight-day clock-"
"Which got busted, right off."
"-to tools and seeds and books and I
don't know what. Karen! Don't climb out naked!"
Karen stopped, one foot on the bank.
"Nonsense. Old Stone Face won't look. Humiliating, that's what it is. I
think I'll yoo-hoo at him."
"You'll do no such thing. Joe is
being a gentleman under trying circumstances. Don't make it harder. Let that
load wait and we'll take it all up at once."
"Okay, okay. I can't help wondering
if he's human."
"He is. I can vouch for it."
"Hmm- Barbie, don't tell me Saint
Joseph made a pass at you?"
"Heavens, no! But he blushes if I
squeeze past him in the house."
"How can you tell?"
"Sort of purple. Karen, Joe is sweet.
I wish you had heard him explain about Doc."
"Explain what?"
"Well, Doc is beginning to accept me.
I was holding Doc yesterday and noticed something and said, 'Joe, Doe is
getting terribly fat. Or was he always?'
"That was a time when he blushed. But
he answered with sweet seriousness, 'Barbara, Dr. Livingstone isn't as much of
a boy cat as he thinks he is. Old Doe is more a girl-type cat. That isn't fat.
Uh, you see- Doe is going to have babies.' He blurted it out. Seemed to think
it would upset me. Didn't of course, but I was astonished."
"Barbara, you mean you didn't know
that Dr.-Livingstone-I-Presume is a female?"
"How would I know? Everybody calls
him 'he' and he-she-has a male name."
"A doctor can be female. Can't you
tell a tomcat?"
"I never thought about it. Doe is
pretty fuzzy."
"Mmm, yes, with a Persian one might
not be certain at first glance. But a tomcat's badges of authority are
prominent."
"Had I noticed, I would have assumed
that he had been altered."
Karen looked shocked. "Don't let
Daddy hear that! He never allows a cat to be spayed or cut. Daddy thinks cats
are citizens. However, you've surprised me. Kittens, huh?"
"So Joe says."
"And I didn't notice." Karen
looked puzzled. "Come to think of it, I haven't picked him up lately. Just
petted him and tried to keep him out of things. Lately it hasn't been safe to
open a drawer; he's into it. Looking for a place to have kittens of course. I
should have twigged."
"Karen, why do you keep saying 'he'
and 'him'?"
"'Why?' Joe told you. Doe thinks he
is a boy cat-and who am I to argue? He's always thought so, he was the
feistiest kitten we ever had. 11mm- Kittens. Barbie, the first time Doe came
into heat we arranged for Doe to meet a gentleman cat of exalted ancestry. But
it wasn't Doe's métier and he beat the hell out of the tomcat. So we quit
trying. Mmm- Calendar girl, how long have we been here?"
"Sixty-two days. I've looked it up;
it's sixty days with a normal range to seventy."
"So it's any time now. I'll bet you
two back rubs that we are up all night tonight. Cats never have kittens at a
convenient hour." Karen abruptly changed the subject. "Barbie, what
do you miss most? Cigarettes?"
"I've quit thinking of them. Eggs, I
guess. Eggs for breakfast."
"Daddy did plan for that. Fertilized
eggs and a little incubator. But he hadn't built it and anyhow, eggs would have
busted. Yes, I miss eggs. But I wish cows laid eggs and Daddy had figured out
how to bring cow eggs along. Ice cream! Cold milk!"
"Butter," agreed Barbara.
"Banana splits with whipped cream. Chocolate malts."
"Stop it! Barbie, I'm starving in
front of your eyes."
Barbara pinched her. "You aren't
fading way. Fact is, you've put on weight."
"Perhaps." Karen shut up and
began on the dishes.
Presently she said in a low voice,
"Barbie, Doe won't hand this household half the surprise I'm going
to."
"How, hon?"
"I'm pregnant."
"Huh?"
"You heard me. Pregnant. Knocked up,
if you insist on the technical term!"
"Are you sure, dear?"
"Of course I'm sure! I had a test,
the froggie winked at me. Hell, I'm four months gone." Karen threw herself
into the arms of the older girl. "And I'm scared!"
Barbara hugged her. "There, there,
dear. It's going to be all right."
"The hell it is," Karen
blubbered. "Mother's going to raise hell. . . and there aren't any
hospitals. . . nor doctors. Oh, why didn't Duke study medicine? Barbie, I'm
going to die. I know I am."
"Karen, that's silly. More babies
have been born without doctors and hospitals than ever were wheeled into a
delivery room. You're not scared of dying, you're scared of telling your
parents."
"Well, that, too." Karen wiped
at her eyes and sniffed. "Uh- Barbie, don't be mad. . . but that's why I
invited you down that weekend."
"I figured Mother wouldn't raise
quite so much hell if you were present. Most girls in our chapter are either
squares or sluts, and silly heads besides. But you are neither and I knew you
would stand up for me."
"Thank you, dear."
"Thank me, hell! I was using
you."
"It's the finest compliment another
woman ever paid me." Barbara wiped a tear from Karen's face and tweaked
her cheek. "I'm glad I'm here. So you haven't told your parents?"
"Well, I was going to. But the attack
hit . . . and then Mother went to pieces. . . and Daddy has been loaded down
with worries and there's never been the right time."
"Karen, you aren't scared to tell
your father, just your mother."
"Well. . . Mother mostly. But Daddy,
too. Besides being shocked and hurt-he'll think it was silly of me to get
caught."
"While he's certain to be surprised,
I doubt the other." Barbara hesitated. "Karen, you needn't take this
alone. I can share it."
"That's what I had hoped. That's why
I asked you to come home with me. I told you."
"I mean really share it. I'm
pregnant, too."
"What?"
"Yes. We can tell them
together."
"Good Lord, Barbara! How did it
happen?"
Barbara shrugged. "Careless. How did
it happen to you?" Karen suddenly grinned. "How? A bee sprinkled
pollen on me; how else? 'Who' you mean."
"'Who' I don't care about. Your
business. Well, dear? Shall we go tell them? I'll do the talking."
"Wait a minute. You hadn't planned to
tell anybody? Or had you?"
"Why, no," Barbara answered
truthfully, "I was going to wait until it showed."
Karen looked at Barbara's waistline.
"It doesn't show. Are you sure?"
"I've skipped two periods, I'm
pregnant. Or I'm ill, which would be worse. Let's gather up the laundry and
tell them.
"Uh, since you don't look it-and I
do; I've been careful not to undress around Mother-since you don't, let's hold
that back and use it as a whammy if things get sticky."
"If you like. Karen, why not tell
Hugh first? Then let him tell your mother."
Karen looked relieved. "You think
that's all right?"
"Hugh would rather hear it with your
mother not around. Now go find him and tell him. I'll hang the clothes."
"All right, I will!"
"And quit worrying. We'll have our
babies and won't have any trouble and we'll raise them together and it'll be
fun. We'll be happy."
Karen's eyes lit up. "And you'll have
a girl and I'll have a boy and we'll marry them and be grandmothers
together!"
"That sounds more like Karen."
Barbara kissed her. "Run tell Hugh."
Karen found Hugh bricking up the kiln; she
told him that she would like a private talk.
"All right," he agreed.
"Let me tell Joe to get this fired up. I should inspect the ditch. Come
along and talk?"
He gave her a shovel, carried a rifle.
"Now what's on your mind, baby girl?"
"Let's get farther away." They
walked a meandering distance. Hugh stopped, exchanged rifle for shovel, and
built up a stretch of wall.
"Daddy? Perhaps you've noticed a
shortage of men?"
"No. Three men and three women. The
usual division."
"Perhaps I should say 'eligible
bachelors.'"
"Then say it."
"All right, I've said it. I need
advice. Which is worse? Incest? Or miscegenation? Or should I be an old
maid?"
He placed another shovelful, tamped it.
"I would not urge you to be an old maid."
"That settles that, I feel the same
way. How do you size up those other fates?"
"Incest," he answered, "is
a bad idea, usually."
"Which leaves just one thing."
"Wait. I said, 'Usually.'" He
stared at the shovel. "This is not a problem I ever expected-but we are
facing many new problems. Brother-and-sister marriages are not uncommon in
history. They are not necessarily bad." He frowned. "But there is
Barbara. You might have to accept a polygamous household."
"Hold it, Daddy. 'Incest' isn't just
brothers."
He stared at her. "You've managed to
startle me, Karen."
"Shocked you, you mean."
"No. 'Startled.' Were you seriously
suggesting what you implied?"
"Daddy," she said soberly,
"it's one subject I can't joke about. If I had to choose between you and
Duke-as a husband, I mean-I'd take you and no two ways about it."
Hugh mopped his forehead. "Karen,
such a statement can be honored only by taking it seriously-"
"I'm serious!"
"And I so take it. Do I understand
that you have eliminated Joseph? Or have you considered him?"
"Certainly I have."
"Well?"
"How could I avoid it, Daddy? Joe is
nice. But he's just a boy, even though he's older than I am. If I said, 'Boo!'
he would jump out of his skin. No."
"Does his skin have something to do
with your choice?"
"Daddy, you tempt me to spit in your
face. I'm not Mother!"
"I wanted to be sure. Karen, you know
that color does not matter to me. I want to know other things about a man. Is
his word good? Does he meet his obligations? Does he do honest work? Is he
brave? Will he stand up and be counted? Joe is very much a man by all standards
that interest me. I think you are being hasty."
He sighed. "If we were in Mountain
Springs, I would not urge you to marry any Negro. The pressures are too great;
such a marriage is almost always a tragedy. But those barbaric factors do not
obtain here. I urge that you give Joe serious thought."
"Daddy, don't you think I have? I may
marry Joe. But I wanted you to know that if I had my choice, out of you three I
would pick you."
"Thank you."
"Thank me, hell! I'm a woman and you
are the man I would most like to. And a fat lot of good it will do me-and you
know why. Mother."
"I know." He suddenly looked
weary. "We do not what we wish, but what we can. Karen, I am dreadfully
sorry that you do not have a longer list to choose from."
"Daddy, if I've learned anything from
you, it is that it's a waste of tears to cry over anything that can't be
helped. That's Mother, not me. And Duke, though not as bad. I'm just like you
on this point- You count your points and play accordingly. You don't moan about
how the cards aren't fair. Dig me, Daddy?"
"Yes."
"I didn't come here to ask you to
marry me. Nor even to seduce you though I might as well say, having said so
much, that you can have me if you want me. I think you've known that for years.
I didn't come here to say that, either. I simply had to get things out of the
way before I told you something else. Something where I've counted the points
and I'm going set and that's that. Can't be helped."
"What? Perhaps I can help."
"Hardly. I'm pregnant, Daddy."
He dropped the shovel, took her in both
arms. "Oh, wonderful!"
Presently she said, "Daddy - . . I
can't shoot a bear with you hugging me."
He put her down, grabbed the rifle.
"Where?"
"Nowhere. But you're always warning
us."
"Oh. All right, I'll take over guard
duty. Who's the father, Karen? Duke? or Joe?"
"Neither. Earlier, at school."
"Oh. Still better!"
"How? Damn it, Daddy, this isn't
going the way it's supposed to. A girl comes home ruined, her father is
supposed to raise hell. All you say is, 'Just dandy!' You've got me
confused."
"Sorry. Under other circumstances, I
might feel that you had been careless-"
"Oh, I was! I took a chance, like the
nigguh mammy who said, 'Oh, hunnuhds of times ain't nuffin happen at all.' You
know."
"I'm afraid I do. Under these
circumstances I am delighted. I had assumed that you were inexperienced. To
learn that, instead, you have gone ahead and given us a child and one whose
father is from outside our group- Don't you see, dear? You have almost doubled
the chances of this colony surviving."
"I have?"
"Figure it out, you're not stupid.
Your child's father- Good stock?"
"Would I have been doing what I most
certainly did if I hadn't thought pretty well of him, Daddy?"
"Sorry, dear. It was a stupid
question." He smiled. "I don't feel like working. Let's go spread the
good news."
"All right. But, Daddy- What do we
tell Mother?"
"The truth, and I'll do the telling.
Don't worry, baby girl. You have that baby and I will take care of all
else."
"Yes, sir. Daddy, I feel real good
now."
"That's fine."
"I feel so good that I almost forgot
something. Did you know that Dr.-Livingstone-I-Presume is going to have babies,
too?"
"Yes."
"Why didn't you tell me?"
"You had the same chance to notice
that I did."
"Well, yes. But it's pretty frowsy,
your noticing that Doe is pregnant-and not noticing that I am."
"I thought you had simply been
overeating again."
"You did, huh? Daddy, sometimes I
like you better than other times. But this time I guess I'm going to have to like
you anyhow."
Hugh decided to eat dinner before stirring
up Grace.
The decision was justified. From her
rantings, it appeared that Karen was an ungrateful daughter, a disgrace, a
shameless little tramp, and that Hugh was an unnatural father, a failure, and
somehow to blame for his daughter's pregnancy.
Hugh let her rant until she paused for
breath. "Grace. Be quiet."
"What? Hubert Farnham, don't you dare
tell me to shut up! How can you sit there, when your own daughter has
flagrantly dis-"
"Shut up or I will shut you up."
Duke said, "Pipe down, Mother."
"You, too? Oh, that I should ever see
the day when-"
"Mother, keep still for a while.
Let's hear from Dad."
Grace simmered, then said, "Joseph!
Leave the room."
"Joe, sit down," Hugh ordered.
"Yes, Joe," agreed Karen.
"Please stay."
"Well! If neither of you has the
common decency to-"
"Grace, I am nearer to striking you
than I have ever been in all these years. Will you keep quiet and listen?"
She looked at her son; Duke was carefully
looking elsewhere. "Very well, I will listen. Not that it can possibly do
any good."
"I hope that it will because it is
supremely important. Grace, there is no point in heckling Karen. Besides being
cruel, it's ridiculous. Her pregnancy is the best thing that has happened to
us."
"Hubert Farnham, are you out of your
mind?"
"Please. You are reacting in terms of
conventional morality, which is foolish."
"Oh? So morals are foolish, are they?
You hymn-singing hypocrite!"
"Morals are not foolish; morals must
be our bedrock, always. But whether it was moral for Karen to breed a baby at
another time and place, in a society that is no more, is irrelevant; we will
not discuss it. The fact is, she did-and it is a blessing to us. Please analyze
it. Six of us, four from one family. Genetically that is too small a breeding
stock. Yet somehow we must flourish-or saving our own lives is wasted. But now
we have a seventh, not here in person. That's better than we had any reason to
hope. I pray that the twins that run in my family will show up in her. It would
strengthen the stock."
"How can you talk about your own
daughter as if you were breeding a cow!"
"She is my daughter whom I love. But
more important- her supreme importance-is that she is a woman and pregnant. I
wish that you and Barbara were pregnant, too-by outsiders. We need variety for
the next generation."
"I will not sit here and be
insulted!"
"I simply said 'wish.' In Karen we do
have this miracle; we must cherish it. Grace, Karen must be treated with every
consideration during her pregnancy. You must take care of her."
"Are you insinuating that I wouldn't?
You are the one who cares nothing about her welfare. Your own daughter."
"It doesn't matter that she is my
daughter. It would apply if it were Barbara, or you, or another woman. No more
heavy work for Karen. That laundry she did today-you'll do that; you've loafed
long enough. You'll pamper her. But most urgent, there will be no more
scoldings, no harsh words, no recriminations. You will be sweet and kind and
gentle with her. Don't fail in this, Grace. Or I will punish you."
"You wouldn't dare!"
"I hope I won't be forced to."
Hugh faced his son. "Duke. Do I have your backing? Speak up."
"What do you mean by 'punishment,'
Dad?"
"Whatever we are forced to use.
Words. Social sanctions. Physical punishment if we must. Even expulsion from
our group if no other choice remained."
Duke drummed on the table. "That's
putting it brutally, Dad."
"Yes. I want you to think about the
extremes."
Duke glanced at his sister. "I'll
back you. Mother, you've got to behave."
She started to whimper. "My own son
has turned against me. Oh, I wish I had never been born!"
"Barbara?"
"My opinion? I agree with you, Hugh.
Karen needs kindness. She mustn't be scolded."
"You keep out of this!"
Barbara looked at Grace without
expression. "I'm sorry but Hugh asked me. Karen asked me to be in it, too.
I think you have behaved abominably, Grace. A baby isn't a calamity."
"That's easy for you to say!"
"Perhaps. But you've been
nagging Karen steadily-and really, you mustn't."
Karen said suddenly, "Tell them,
Barbara. About yourself."
"You want me to?"
"You'd better. Or now she'll start on
you."
"Very well." Barbara bit her
lip. "I said that a baby is not a calamity. I'm pregnant, too-and I'm very
happy about it."
The silence told Barbara that her purpose
of taking the heat off Karen had been achieved. As for herself, she was
tranquil for the first time since she had begun to suspect that she was
pregnant. She had not shed a tear-oh, no!-but she found that a tension she had
not been conscious of was gone.
"Why, you tramp! No wonder my
daughter went wrong, exposed to influences like-"
"Stop it, Grace!"
"Yes, Mother," agreed Duke.
"Better keep quiet."
"I was just going to say-"
"You're not going to say anything,
Mother. I mean it."
Mrs. Farnham subsided. Hugh went on:
"Barbara, I hope you are not fibbing. Trying to protect Karen."
Barbara looked at him and could read no
expression. "I am not fibbing, Hugh. I am between two and three months
pregnant."
"Well, the rejoicing is now doubled.
We will have to relieve you of heavy work, too. Duke, can you take on some
farming?"
"Certainly."
"Joe can do some, too. Mmm- I must
push ahead with the kitchen and bathroom. You'll both need such comforts long
before either baby is born. Joe, that bearproof extra room can't be put off
now; nursery space will be essential and we men will have to move out. I
think-"
"Hugh-"
"Yes, Barbara?"
"Don't worry tonight. I can garden,
I'm not as far along as Karen and I've had no morning sickness. I'll let you
know when I need help."
He looked thoughtful. "No."
"Oh, heaven! I like gardening.
Pioneer mothers always worked when pregnant. They stopped when the pains
came."
"And it killed them, too. Barbara, we
can't spare either of you. We'll treat you as the precious jewels you
are." He looked around. "Right?"
"Right, Dad."
"Sure thing, Hugh!"
Mrs Farnham stood up. "Really, this
conversation is making me ill."
"Good night, Grace. No farming for
you, Barbara."
"But I like my farm. I'll quit in
time."
"You can supervise. Don't let me
catch you using a spading fork. Nor weeding. You might shake something loose.
You're a gentleman farmer now."
"Does it say in your books how
much work a pregnant woman may do?"
"I'll read up on it. But we'll err on
the conservative side. Some doctors keep patients in bed for months to avoid
losing a baby."
"Daddy, you don't expect us to stay
in bed!"
"Probably not, Karen. But we will be
very careful." He added, "Barbara is right; it can't all be settled
tonight. Bridge, anyone? Or has there been too much excitement?"
"Hell, no!" Karen answered.
"I can use pampering but bridge is one thing that can't cause a
miscarriage. I think."
"No," agreed her father.
"But the way you bid might cause heart failure in someone else."
"Pooh. Who wants to bid like a
computer? Live dangerously, I always say."
"You do, dear."
They got no further than dealing. Dr. Livingstone,
who had been sleeping in the "bathroom," at that moment came into the
main room, walking stiff-legged and almost dragging hindquarters.
"Joseph," the cat announced, "I am going to have these babies
right now1~'
The cat's anguished wailing, its hobbled
gait, made its meaning clear as words. Joe was out of his chair at once.
"Doe! What's the matter, Doe?"
He started to pick the cat up. That was
not what Dr. Livingstone needed; it wailed louder and struggled. Hugh said,
"Joe. Let it be."
"But old Doe hurts."
"So let's take care of the matter.
Duke, we'll use electric lights and the camp lamp. Snuff the candles. Karen,
blankets on the table and a clean sheet."
"Right away."
Hugh knelt by the cat. "Easy, Doe. It
hurts, doesn't it? Never mind, it won't be long. We're here, we're here."
He smoothed the fur along the spine, then gently felt the abdomen.
"Contraction. Hurry up, Karen."
"Ready, Daddy!"
"Lift with me, Joe."
They placed the cat on the table. Joe
said, "What do we do now?"
"Give you a Miltown."
"But Doe hurts."
"Surely she does. We can't do
anything about it. She's having a bad time. It's her first litter and she's
frightened, and she's older than she should be, for a first. Not good."
"But we have to do something."
"You can help by quieting down;
you're communicating your fear to her. Joe, if there were anything I could do,
I would. But there isn't much we can do but stand by and let her know that she
is not alone. Keep her from being frightened. Do you want that tranquilizer?"
"Uh, I guess so."
"Get it, Duke. Don't leave, Joe; Doe
trusts you."
"Hubert, if you are going to stay up
all night over a cat again, I'll need a sleeping pill. You can't expect a
person to sleep with all this fuss."
"A Seconal for your mother, Duke. Can
anybody think of anything we can use as a kitten bed?" Hugh Farnham
searched his memory. Every box, every scrap of lumber, had been used and
re-used and re-re-used in endless make-do building. Build a nest of bricks? Not
sooner than daylight and this poor animal needed a safe and comforting spot
tonight. Take apart some shelves?
"Daddy, how about the bottom wardrobe
drawer?"
"Perfect! Pile everything on a bunk.
Pad it. Use my hunting jacket. Duke, rig a frame to support a blanket; she'll want
a little cave she'll feel safe in. You know."
"Of course we know," Karen
chided. "Quit jittering, Daddy. This isn't our first litter."
"Sorry, baby. We are about to have a
kitten. See that, Joe?" Fur rippled from the cat's middle down toward the
tail, then did so again.
Karen hurriedly threw everything out of
the lowest wardrobe drawer, placed it against the wall and put the hunting
jacket in it, rushed back. "Did I miss it?"
"No," Hugh assured her.
"But right now!"
Doe stopped panting to give one wail and
was delivered of a kitten in two quick convulsions.
"Why, it's wrapped in
cellophane," Barbara said wonderingly.
"Didn't you know?" asked Karen.
"Daddy, it's gray! Doe, where have you been? Though maybe I shouldn't
bring that up."
Neither Hugh nor Dr. Livingstone answered.
The mother cat started vigorously licking her offspring, broke the covering,
and tiny ratlike arms and legs waved helplessly. A squeak so thin and high as
to be almost inaudible announced its opinion of the world. Doe bit the cord and
went on licking, cleaning off blood and mucus and purring loudly at the same
time. The baby didn't like it and again vented almost silent protest.
"Boss," demanded Joe,
"what's wrong with it? It's so skinny and little."
"Its a fine kitten. It's a pretty
baby, Doe. He's a bachelor, he doesn't know." Hugh spoke cooingly and
rubbed the eat between her ears. He went on in normal tones, "And the
worst ease of bar sinister I ever saw-smooth-haired, tiger-striped, and
gray."
Doe looked up reprovingly, gave a shudder
and delivered the afterbirth, began chewing the bloody mass. Barbara gulped and
rushed to the door, fumbled at a bolt. Karen went after her, opened it and
steadied her while she threw up.
"Duke!" Hugh snapped. "Bear
guard!"
Duke followed them, stuck his head out.
Karen said, "Go 'way! We're safe. Bright moonlight."
"Well. . . leave the door open."
He withdrew.
Karen said, "I thought you weren't
having morning sickness?"
"I'm not. Oh!" Retching again
hit her. "It was what Doe did."
"Oh, that. Cats always do that. Let
me wipe your mouth, dear."
"It's awful."
"It's normal. Good for them.
Hormones, or something; you can ask Hugh. All right now?"
"I think so. Karen! We don't have to
do that? Do we? I won't, I won't!"
"Huh? Oh! Never thought of it. Oh, I
know we don't-or they would have told us in Smut One."
"Lots of things they don't mention in
Smut One," Barbara said darkly. "When I had to take it, it was taught
by an old maid. But I won't. I'll resign first, not have this baby."
"Comrade," Karen said grimly,
"that's something we both should have thought of earlier. Stand aside,
it's my turn to heave."
Presently they went inside, pale but
steady. Dr. Livingstone had three more kittens and Barbara managed to watch
without further rushes for the door. Of the other birthings only the third was
notable: a tiny tomcat but large in its tininess. He was a breech presentation,
the skull did not pass easily, and Doe in her pain clamped down.
Hugh was busy at once, pulling gently on
the little body with his whole hand and sweating like a surgeon. Doe wailed and
bit his thumb. He did not let it stop him nor hurry him.
Suddenly the kitten came free; he bent
over and blew in its mouth, was rewarded with a thin, indignant squeak. He put
the baby down, let Dr. Livingstone clean it. "That was close," he
said shakily.
"Old Doe didn't mean to," Joe
said softly.
"Of course not. Which of you girls
feels like fixing this for me?"
Barbara dressed the wound, while telling
herself that she must not, must not, bite when her own time came.
The kittens were, in order, smooth-haired
gray, fluffy white, midnight black with white jabot and mittens, and calico.
After much argument between Karen and Joe, they were named: Happy New Year,
Snow Princess Magnificent, Dr. Ebony Midnight, and Patchwork Girl of Oz-Happy,
Maggie, Midnight, and Patches.
By midnight mother and children were
bedded in the drawer with food, water, and sandbox near, and everyone went to
bed. Joe slept on the floor with his head by the kitten nest.
When everyone was quiet, he raised up,
used the flash to look in. Dr. Livingstone had one kitten in her arms, three
more at suck; she stopped cleaning Maggie and looked inquiringly at him.
"They're beautiful kittens, Doe,"
he told her. "The best babies."
She spread her royal whiskers and purred
agreement.
Chapter
8
Hugh leaned on his shovel. "That does it, Joe."
"Let me tidy up around the
gate." They were at the upper end of their ditch where the stream had been
dammed against the dry season. It had been on them for weeks; the forest was
sere, the heat oppressive. They were extremely careful about fire.
But no longer so careful about bears. It
was still standard practice to be armed, but Duke had killed so many
carnivores, ursine and feline, they seldom saw one.
The water spilling over the dam was only a
trickle but there was water for irrigation and for household needs. Without the
ditch they would have lost their garden.
It was necessary every day or so to adjust
the flow. Hugh had not built a water gate; paucity of tools, scarcity of metal,
and a total lack of lumber had baffled him. Instead he had devised an
expedient. The point where water was taken from the pond had been faced with
brick and a spillway set of half-round tile. To increase the flow this was
taken out, the spill cut deeper, bricks adjusted, and tiles replaced. It was
clumsy; it worked.
The bottom of the ditch was tiled all the
way to house and garden; a minimum of water was lost. Their kiln had worked day
and night; most of their capital gain had come out of the clay bank below the
house and it was becoming difficult to dig good clay.
This did not worry Hugh; they had almost
everything they needed.
Their bathroom was no longer a joke. Water
flowed in a two-stall trough toilet partitioned with deerhide; tile drainpipe
"leaded" with clay ran down the manhole, out the tunnel, and to a
cesspool.
Forming drainpipe Hugh had found very
difficult. After many failures he had whittled a male form in three parts-in
parts, because it was necessary to shape the clay over it, let it dry enough to
take out the form before it cracked from shrinking over the form.
With practice he cut his failures to about
25 percent in forming, 25 percent in firing.
The damaged water tank he had cut
painfully, mallet and chisel, lengthwise into tubs, a bathtub indoors and a
washtub outdoors. The seams he had calked with shaved hide; the tubs did not
leak-much.
A brick fireplace-oven filled one corner
of the bath-kitchen. It was not in use; days were long and hot; they cooked
outdoors and ate under an awning of empty bears-but it was ready against the
next rainy season.
Their house now had two stories. Hugh had
concluded that an addition strong enough to stop bears and tight enough to
discourage snakes would have to be of stone, and solidly roofed. That he could
do-but how about windows and doors? Glass he would make someday if he solved
the problems of soda and lime. But not soon. A stout door and tight shutters he
could manage, but such a cabin would be stuffy.
So they had built a shed on the roof, a
grass shack. With the ladder up, a bear faced a twelve-foot wall. Unsure that a
wall would stop all their neighbors, Hugh had arranged trip lines around the
edge so that disturbing them would cause an oxygen bottle to fall over. Their
alarm was tripped the first week, scaring off the intruder. It had also, Hugh
admitted, scared the bejasus out of him.
Anything that could not be hurt by weather
had been moved out and the main room was rearranged into a women's dormitory
and nursery. Hugh stared downstream while Joe finished fussing. He could make
out the roof of his penthouse. Good enough, he mused. Everything was in fair
shape and next year would be better. So much better that they might take time
to explore. Even Duke had not been as much as twenty miles away. Nothing but
feet for travel and too busy scratching to live- Next year would be soon
enough.
"A man's reach should exceed his
grasp, or what's a heaven for?" They had started with neither pot nor
window. This year a pot- Next year a window? No hurry- Things were going well.
Even Grace seemed contented. He felt certain that she would settle down and be
a happy grandmother. Grace liked babies, Grace did well with babies- How well
he remembered.
Not long now. Baby Karen was fuzzily vague
but her guesses seemed to show that D-day was about two weeks off, and her
condition matched her guess, as near as he could tell.
The sooner the better! Hugh had studied
everything in his library on pregnancy and childbirth; he had made every
preparation he could. His patients seemed to be in perfect health, both had
satisfactory pelvic measurements, both seemed unafraid, and they helped each
other with friendly nagging, not to gain too much weight. With Barbara to hold
Karen's hand, with Karen to hold Barbara's hand, with Grace's motherly
experience to bolster them, Hugh could see no trouble ahead.
It would be wonderful to have babies in
the house.
With a warm wave of euphoria Hugh Farnham
realized that he had never been so happy in his life.
"That's it, Hugh. Let's catch those
tiles on the way back."
"Okay. Take the rifle, I'll carry the
tools."
"I think," Joe said, "we
ought to-"
His words chopped off at a gunshot; they
froze. It was followed by two more. They ran.
Barbara was in the door. She held up a gun
and waved, went inside. She came out before they reached the house, stepping
carefully down off the stoop and moving slowly; she was very gravid. Her belly
bulged huge in shorts made from wornout jeans that had belonged to Duke; she
wore a man's shirt altered to support her breasts. She was barefooted and no
longer carried the gun.
Joe outdistanced Hugh, met her near the
house. "Karen?" he demanded.
"Yes. She's started."
Joe hurried inside. Hugh arrived, stood
panting. "Well?"
"Her bag of waters burst. Then the
pains started. That was when I fired."
"Why didn't you- Never mind. What
else?"
"Grace is with her. But she wants
you."
"Let me catch my breath." Hugh
wiped his face, tried to control his trembling. He took a deep breath, held it,
let it out slowly. He went inside, Barbara following.
The bunks near the door had been taken
down. A bed stuck out into the doorway but space cleared by removing shelves
left passage. One bunk was now a cot in the living corner. The bed was padded
with a grass mattress and a bear rug; a calico cat was on it.
Hugh squeezed past, felt another eat brush
his ankles. He went into the other bay. The bunks there had been rebuilt into a
bed across the end; Karen was in bed, Grace was seated, fanning her, and Joe
stood by with an air of grave concern.
Hugh smiled at his daughter. "Hi,
Fatty!" He stooped and kissed her. "How are you? Hurting?"
"Not now. But I'm glad you're
here."
"We hurried."
A cat jumped up, landing on Karen.
"Unh! Damn you, Maggie!"
"Joe," said Hugh, "round up
the cats and put them in Coventry." The tunnel mouth had been bricked up,
but with air holes, and a cat door which could be filled with a large brick.
The cats had a low opinion of this but it had been built after Happy New Year
had become missing and presumed dead.
Karen said, "Daddy, I want Maggie
with me!"
"Joe, make that all but Maggie. When
we get busy, grab Maggie and shut her up, too."
"Can do, Hugh." Joe left,
passing Barbara coming in.
Hugh felt Karen's cheeks, took her pulse.
He said to his wife, "Is she shaved?"
"There hasn't been time."
"You and Barbara get her shaved and
washed. Punkin', when did your bowels move?"
"Just did. I was on the pot when it
happened. Just sitting there minding my own business-and all of a sudden I'm
Niagara Falls!"
"But your bowels moved?"
"Oh, yes!"
"That's one less thing to worry
about." He smiled. "Not that there's anything to worry about, you'll
play bridge most of the night. Like kittens, babies show up in the wee, sma'
hours."
"All night? I want to have this
little bastard and get it over with."
"I want it over with, too, but babies
have minds of their own." He added, "You'll be busy a while and so
will I. I'm dirty." He started to leave.
"Daddy, wait a minute. Do I have to
stay back here? It's hot."
"No. The light is better by the door.
Especially if young Tarzan has the decency to arrive during daylight. Barbara,
turn that used bear over; it'll be cooler. Put this sheet on it. Or a clean one
if there is one."
"The sterilized one?"
"No. Don't unpack the boiled sheet
until the riot starts." Hugh patted his patient's hand. "Try not to
have a pain until I'm clean."
"Daddy, you should have been a
doctor."
"I am a doctor. The best doctor in
the world."
As he left the house he encountered Duke,
soaked from a long run. "I heard three shots. Sis?"
"Yes. No hurry, labor just started.
I'm about to take a bath. Want to join me?"
"I want to say hello to Sis
first."
"Hurry up; they're about to bathe
her. And grab Joe; he's incarcerating cats. They'll want us out of the
way."
"Shouldn't we be boiling water?"
"Do so, if it will calm you. Duke, my
O.B. kit, such as it is, has been ready for a month. There are six jars of
boiled water, for this and that. Go kiss your sister and don't let her see that
you're worried."
"You're a cold fish, Dad."
"Son, I'm scared silly. I can list
thirteen major complications-and I'm not prepared to cope with any of them.
Mostly I pat her hand and tell her that everything is dandy-and that's what she
needs. I examine her, solemn as a judge, and don't know what to look for. It's
just to reassure her . . . and I'll thank you to help out."
Duke said soberly, "I will, sir. I'll
kid her along."
"Don't overdo it. Just let her see
that you share her confidence in old Doe Farnham."
"I will."
"If Joe gets the jitters, get him
out. He's the worst. Grace is doing fine. Hurry up or they won't let you
in."
Later, bathed and calmed down, Hugh
climbed out of the stream ahead of Joe and Duke, walked back carrying his
clothes and letting the air dry him. He paused outside, put on clean shorts.
"Knock, knock!"
"Stay out," Grace called.
"We're busy."
"Then cover her. I want to
scrub."
"Don't be silly, Mother. Come in,
Daddy."
He went in, squeezing around Barbara and
Grace, and on into the bathroom. He trimmed his nails very closely, scrubbed
his hands with ditch water-then again with boiled water, and repeated it. He
shook them dry and went into the main room, being careful not to touch
anything.
Karen was on the bed at the door, a ragged
half sheet over her. Her shoulders were swaddled in a grayish garment that had
been the shirt Hugh had worn the night of the attack. Grace and Barbara were
seated on the bed, Duke stood outside the door, and Joe sat mournfully on the
bunk beyond the bed.
Hugh smiled at her. "How is it going?
Any twinges?"
"Nary a twinge, damn it. I want to
have him before dinner."
"You will. Because you don't get any
dinner."
"Beast. My daddy is a beast."
"Doctor Beast, please. Skedaddle,
friends, I want to examine my patient. Everyone but Grace. Barbara, go lie
down."
"I'm not tired."
"You may be awake most of the night.
Take a nap. I don't want to cope with a seven-month preemie."
He folded back the sheet, looked Karen
over, and palpated her swollen belly. "Has he been kicking?"
"Has he! I'm going to sign him up
with the Green Bay Packers. I think he's wearing shoes."
"Wouldn't be surprised. Did you have
shoes on when you started him?"
"What? Daddy, you are a nasty man.
Yes."
"Prenatal influence. Next time take
them off." He tried to judge whether the child was in the head-down
position, or whether it was-God forbid!-a breech presentation. He was unable to
decide. So he smiled at Karen and lied. "Shoes won't bother us, as he is
head down, just as he should be. It's going to be an easy birth."
"How can you tell, Daddy?"
"Put your hand where mine is. That's
his little pointy head, all set to take the dive. Feel it?"
"I guess so."
"You could see, if you were where I
am." He tried to see if she was dilated. There was a little blood and he
decided against a tactile examination-he did not know how it should feel and
handling the birth canal would increase danger of infection. He knew that a
rectal exploration should tell him something but be did not know what-so there
was no point in submitting Karen to that indignity.
He looked up, caught his wife's eye and
thought of asking her opinion, decided not to. Despite having borne children,
Grace knew no more about it than he did; the only result would be to shake
Karen's confidence. -
Instead he got his "stethoscope"
(three end papers from his encyclopaedia, rolled into a tube) and listened for
fetal heartbeat. He had often heard it lately. But he got only a variety of
noises which he lumped in his mind as "gut rumble."
"Ticking like a metronome," he
'announced, putting the tube down and covering her. "Your baby's in fine
shape, baby girl, and so are you. Grace, did you start a log when the first
pain showed?"
"Barbara did."
"Will you keep it, please? But first
tell Duke to take the ropes off the other bed and rig them here."
"Hubert, are you sure she should pull
on ropes? Neither of my doctors had me do anything of the sort."
"It's the latest thing," he
reassured her. "All hospitals use them now." Hugh had read somewhere
that midwives often had their patients pull on ropes while bearing down. He had
looked for this in his books, could not find it. But it struck him as sound
mechanics; a woman should be able to bear down better.
Grace looked doubtful but dropped the
matter and left the shelter. Hugh started to get up. Karen grabbed his hand.
"Don't go 'way, Daddy!"
"Pain?"
"No. Something to tell you. I asked
Joe to marry me. Last week. And he accepted."
"I'm glad to hear it, dear. I think
you are getting a prize."
"I do, too. Oh, it's Hobson's choice
but I do love him, quite a lot. But we won't get married until I'm up and
around and strong. I couldn't face the row with Mother, not now."
"I won't tell her."
"Better not tell Duke, either.
Barbara knows., she thinks it's swell."
A contraction hit Karen while Duke war
adjusting ropes. She yelped, chopped it off and gritted her teeth, reached for
the ropes as Duke hastily handed them to her. Hugh put his hand on her belly,
felt her womb harden as increasing pain showed in her face. "Bear down,
baby," he told her. "And pant; it helps." .
She started to pant, it turned into a
scream.
Endless seconds later she relaxed, forced
a smile and said, "They went that a-way! Sorry about the sound effects,
Daddy."
"Yell if you want to. But panting
does more good. Now rest while you can. Let's get this organized. Joe, you're
drafted as cook. I want Barbara to rest and Grace to nurse-so you cook dinner,
please. Fix some cold supper, too. Grace, did you log it?"
"Yes."
"Did you time the contraction?"
"I did," Barbara answered.
"Forty-four seconds."
Karen looked indignant. "Barb, you
are out of your mind! It was over an hour."
"Call it forty-five seconds,"
Hugh said. "I want the time of each pain and how long it lasts."
Seven minutes later the next one hit.
Karen managed to pant, screamed only a little. But she did not feel like joking
afterwards; she turned her face away. The contraction had been long and severe.
Though shaken by his daughter's agony, Hugh felt encouraged; it seemed certain
that labor was going to be short.
It was not. All that hot and weary day the
woman brought to bed fought to void herself of her burden-white-faced and
shrieking, belly hardening with each attempt, muscles in arms and neck standing
out as she strained-then fell back limp as the contraction died away, tired and
trembling, not speaking, uninterested in anything but the ordeal.
It got steadily worse. Contractions became
only three minutes apart, each one longer and seeming to hurt more. Once Hugh
told her not to use the ropes; he could not see that they helped. Quickly she
asked for them and seemed not to have heard him. She did seem slightly less
uncomfortable braced against them.
At nine that night there was bleeding.
Grace became frantic; she had heard many stories of the dangers of hemorrhage.
Hugh assured her that it was normal and showed that the baby would arrive soon.
He believed it, as it was not massive and did not continue-and it did not seem
possible that birth could be far away.
Grace looked angry and got up; Barbara
slipped into the chair she vacated. Hugh hoped that Grace would rest-the women
had been taking turns.
But Grace returned a few minutes later.
"Hubert," she said in a high, brittle voice. "Hubert, I'm goi1~g
to call a doctor."
"Do that," he agreed, his eyes
on Karen.
"You listen to me, Hubert Farnham.
You should have called a doctor at once. You're killing her, you hear me? I'm
going to call a doctor-and you are not going to stop me."
"Yes, Grace. The telephone is in
there." He pointed into the other wing. Grace looked puzzled, then turned
suddenly and went away. "Duke!"
His son hurried in. "Yes, Dad?"
Hugh said forcefully, "Duke, your
mother has decided to telephone for a doctor. You go help her. Do you
understand?"
Duke's eyes widened. "Where are the
needles?"
"In the smaller bundle on the table.
Don't touch the large bundle; it's sterile."
"Got it. What dosage?"
"Two c.c. Don't let her see the
needle, or she'll jerk." Hugh's head jerked; he realized that he was
groggy. "Make that three c.c.; I want her to go out like a light and sleep
until morning. She can tolerate it."
"Right away." Duke left.
Karen had been lying quiet between
contractions, apparently in semi-coma. Now she whispered, "Poor Daddy.
Your women give you a lot of grief."
"Rest, dear."
"I- Oh, God, here it comes
again!"
Then she was saying between screams:
"It hurts! Make it stop! Oh, Daddy, I do want a doctor! Please, Daddy! Get
me a doctor!"
"Bear down, darling. Bear down."
It went on and on, far into the night, no
respite and getting worse. It stopped being worth while to log contractions;
they almost overlapped. Karen no longer could be said to talk; she screamed
incoherent demands for relief when she strained, spoke unresponsively or did
not answer in the brief periods between contractions.
Around dawn-it seemed to Hugh that the
torture had been going on for weeks but his watch showed that Karen had been in
labor eighteen hours-Barbara said urgently, "Hugh, she can't take any
more."
"I know," he admitted, looking at
his daughter. She was at the peak of a pain, face gray and contorted, mouth
squared in agony, high sobbing moans coming out between her teeth.
"Well?"
"I suppose she should have had a
Caesarean. But I'm no surgeon."
"I wonder."
"I don't. I'm not."
"You know more about it than the
first man who ever did one! You know how to keep it sterile. We have sulfa
drugs and you can load her up with Demerol." She did not try to keep Karen
from hearing; their patient was beyond caring.
"Hugh, you must. She's dying."
"I know." He sighed. "But
it's too late for a Caesarean, even ill knew how. To save Karen with one, I
mean. We might save her baby." He blinked and swayed. "Only it would
not. Who's to wet-nurse? You can't, not yet. And cows we don't have."
He took a deep breath, tried to get
a grip on himself. "Only one thing left. Try to get it out Eskimo
style."
"What's that?"
"Get her up and let gravity help.
Maybe it'll work. Call the boys, we'll need them. I've got to scrub again; I
might have to do an episiotomy. Oh, God."
Five minutes and two contractions later
they were ready to try it. When Karen lay back exhausted after the second one,
Hugh tried to explain what they were going to do. It was hard to get her
attention. At last she nodded slightly and whispered, "I don't care."
Hugh went to the table where his equipment
was now opened out, got his one scalpel, took the camp lamp in his other hand.
"All right, boys. As soon as she starts, pick her up."
They had only seconds to wait. Hugh saw
the contraction start, nodded to Duke. "Now!"
"With me, Joe." They started to
lift her, each with an arm under her back, a hand under a thigh.
Karen screamed and fought them off.
"No, no! Don't touch me-I can't stand it! Daddy, make them stop!
Daddy!"
They stopped. Duke said, "Dad?"
"Lift her up! Now!"
They got her high in a squatting position,
thighs pulled open. Barbara got behind Karen, arms around her, and pressed down
on the girl's tortured belly. Karen screamed and struggled; they held her fast.
Hugh got hurriedly to the floor, shined the light up. "Bear down, Karen,
bear down!"
"Ooooooh!"
Suddenly he saw the baby's scalp,
gray-blue. He started to lay the knife aside; the head retreated. "Try
again, Karen!"
He readjusted the lamp. He wondered
whether he was supposed to make the incision in front? Or in back? Or both? He
saw the scalp show again and stop; with his hand suddenly rock steady and with
no conscious decision he reached up and made one small cut.
He barely had time to drop the knife
before he had both hands full of wet, slippery, bloody baby. He knew there was
something else he should do now but all he could think of was to get it by both
feet in his left hand, lift it and slap its tiny bottom.
It let out a choked wail.
"Get her on the bed, boys-but easy!
It's still fastened by the cord."
They made it, Hugh on his knees and
burdened with a feebly wiggling load. Once they had Karen down, Hugh started to
put her baby in her arms-but saw that Karen was not up to it. She seemed to be
awake-her eyes were open. But she was in total collapse.
Hugh was close to collapse. He looked
dazedly around, handed the baby to Barbara. "Stay close," he told
her, unnecessarily.
"Dad?" said Duke. "Aren't
you supposed to cut the cord?"
"Not yet." Where was that knife?
He found it, rubbed it quickly with iodine-hoped that it was sterile. Placed it
by two boiled lengths of cotton string-turned and felt the cord to see if it
was pulsing.
"He's beautiful," Joe said
softly.
"She," Hugh corrected. "The
baby is a girl. Now, Barbara, if you-"
He broke off. Suddenly everything happened
too fast. The baby started to choke; Hugh grabbed it, turned it upside down,
dug into its mouth, scooped out a plug of mucus, handed the baby back, started
again to check the cord-saw that Karen was in trouble.
With a nightmare feeling that he needed to
be twins he got one of the strings, tied a square knot around the cord near the
baby's belly, trying to control his trembling so as not to tie it too
hard-started to tie the second, saw that it was not needed; Karen suddenly
delivered the placenta and was hemorrhaging. She moaned.
With one slash Hugh cut the cord, snapped
at Barbara, "Get a bellyband on it!"-turned to take care of the
mother.
She was flowing like a river; her face was
gray and she seemed unconscious. Too late to attempt to take stitches in the
cut he had made and the tears that followed; he could see that this flood was
from inside, not from the damaged portal. He tried to stop it by packing her
inside with their last roll of gauze while shouting to Joe and to Duke to get a
bellyband and compress on Karen herself to put pressure on her uterus.
Some agonized time later the belly
compress was in place and the gauze was backed by a dam of sanitary napkins-one
irreplaceable, Hugh thought tiredly, they hadn't needed much. He raised his
eyes and looked at Karen's face-then in sudden panic tried to find her pulse.
Karen had survived the birth of her
daughter by less than seven minutes.
Chapter
9
Katherine Josephine survived her mother by
a day. Hugh baptized her with that name and a drop of water an hour after Karen
died; it was clear that the baby might not last long. She had trouble
breathing.
Once when the baby choked, Barbara started
her up again by mouth-to-mouth suction, getting a mouthful of something she
spat out hastily. Little Jodie seemed better then for quite a while.
But Hugh knew that it was only a reprieve;
he could see no chance of keeping the baby alive long enough-two months-to let
Barbara feed it. Only two cans of Carnation milk were left in their stores.
Nevertheless they worked grimly around the
clock.
Grace mixed a formula from
memory-evaporated milk, boiled water, a hoarded can of white Karo. They had no food
cells, not even a nipple. An orphaned baby was a crisis for which Hugh had not
planned. In hindsight it seemed the most glaring of probable emergencies. He
tried not to brood over his failure, dedicated himself to keeping Karen's
daughter alive.
A plastic-barreled eyedropper was the
nearest to a nipple they could find. They used it to pick up the formula, try
to match the pressure with the infant's attempts to suck.
It did not work well. Little Jodie
continued to have trouble breathing and tended to choke every time they tried
to feed her; they spent as much time trying to clear her throat and get her
cranked up again as they did in feeding her. She seemed reluctant to suck on
the harsh substitute and if they squirted food into her mouth anyway, she
always choked. Twice Grace was able to coax her into taking almost an ounce.
Both times she threw it up. Barbara and Hugh had even less luck.
Before dawn following her birthday Hugh
was awakened by Grace screaming. The child had choked to death.
During the long day in which three of them
battled to save the baby, Duke and Joe dug a grave, high up the hill in a sunny
spot. They dug deep and stocked a pile of boulders; both held concealed horror
that a bear or coyotes might dig up the grave.
Grave dug, boulders waiting, Joe said in a
strained voice, "How are we going to build a casket?"
Duke sighed and wiped sweat from his eyes.
"Joe, we can't."
"We've got to."
"Oh, we could cut trees and split
them and adz out some lumber-we've done that when we had to. That kitchen
counter. But how long would it take? Joe, this is hot weather-Karen can't
wait!"
"We've got to tear down something and
build out of it. A bed, maybe. Bookcases."
"Taking the wardrobe apart would be
easiest."
"Let's start."
"Joe. The 'only things we could use
to build a coffin are in the house. Do you think Hugh will let us go in there
now and start ripping and tearing and banging? If anybody woke that baby or
startled it when they were trying to get it to feed, Dad would kill him. If
Barbara or Mother didn't kill him first. No, Joe. No coffin."
They settled for a vault, using all their
stock of bricks; these they used to build a box in the bottom of the grave,
then cut down their dining canopy to line it, and cut timbers to cover it. Poor
as it was, they felt comforted by it.
Next morning the grave received mother and
daughter.
Joe and Duke placed them in it, Duke
having insisted that his father stay behind and take care of Grace and Barbara.
Duke had visualized how awkward it would be, getting the bodies into the grave
and arranging them; he would not have had Joe along had not an assistant been
necessary. He suggested that his mother not come 'to the grave at all.
Hugh shook his head. "I thought of
that. You try to convince her. I can't budge her."
Nor could Duke. But when he sent Joe down
for the others, his sister and her daughter were decently at rest with their
winding sheet neatly arranged, and no trace remained of the struggle it had
been to place 'them there, the rebuilding of part of the brick box that had
been necessary, or-worst-the moment when the tiny corpse had fallen out of the
sheet when they tried to get them both down as one. Karen's face looked
peaceful and her daughter was cuddled in her arm as if sleeping.
Duke balanced with a foot on each brick
wall, knelt over her. "Good-bye, Sis," he whispered. "I'm
sorry." He covered her face and got carefully out of the grave. A little
procession was coming up the hill, Hugh 'assisting his wife, Joe helping Barbara.
Beyond the shelter 'their flag flew at half-mast.
They arranged themselves at the grave,
Hugh at the head, his wife on his right, his son on his left, Barbara and Joe
at the foot. To Duke's relief no one asked that faces be uncovered nor did his
mother seem disturbed at the arrangements.
Hugh took a small black book from his
pocket, opened it to a marked page:
"'I am the Resurrection and the Life.
.
"'We brought nothing into this world,
and it is certain that we can take nothing out. The Lord gave, and the Lord
hath taken-'"
Grace sobbed and her knees started to fail
Hugh shoved the book into Duke's hands, moved to support his wife. "Take
over, Son!"
"Take her back down, Dad!"
Grace said brokenly, "No, no! I must
stay."
"Read it, Duke. I've marked the
passages."
"'. . . he heapeth up riches, and
cannot tell who shall gather them.
"'For I am a stranger with thee, and
a sojourner, as all my fathers were.
"'0 spare me a little, that I may
recover my strength.
"'Man, that is born of woman, hath
but a short time to live, and is full of misery.
"'Unto Almighty God we commend the
soul of our sister- of our sisters-and we commit their bodies to the ground;
earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust-'"
Duke paused, dropped the tiniest of clods
into the grave. He looked back at the book, closed it and said suddenly,
"Let us pray."
They took Grace back and put her to bed;
Joe and Duke returned to close the grave. Hugh, seeing that his wife appeared
to be resting, started to snuff candles in the rear bay. She opened her eyes.
"Hubert-"
"Yes, Grace?"
"I told you. I warned you. You
wouldn't listen to me."
"About what, Grace?"
"I told you she had to have a doctor!
You wouldn't call one. You were too proud. You sacrificed my daughter on the
altar of your pride. My baby. You killed her."
"Grace, there are no doctors here.
You know that."
"If you were even half a man, you
wouldn't make excuses!"
"Grace, please. May I get you
something? A Miltown? Or would you like a hypo?"
"No, no!" she said shrilly.
"That's how you tricked me when I was going to get a doctor anyway. In
spite of you. You'll never again trick me with your drugs. And you'll never
touch me again, either. Murderer."
"Yes, Grace." He turned and
left.
Barbara was on the stoop, sitting with her
head in her hands. Hugh said, "Barbara, the flag must be two-blocked. Do
you want me to do it?"
"So soon, Hugh?"
"Yes. We go on."
Chapter
10
They went on. Duke hunted, Duke and Joe
farmed, Hugh worked harder than ever. Grace worked too, and her cooking
improved-and her eating; she got fatter. She never mentioned her conviction
that her husband had been responsible for the death of their daughter.
She did not speak to him at all. When a
problem had to be discussed she spoke to Duke. She quit attending church
services.
In the last month of Barbara's pregnancy,
Duke sought out his father privately. "Dad, you told me that any time I
wanted to leave-or any of us-we could."
Hugh was startled. "Yes."
"A pro-rata share, you said. Ammo,
tools, and so forth."
"Better than that; we're a going
concern. Duke, you are leaving?"
"Yes-but not just myself. Mother
wants to. She's the one who's dead set on it. I've got reasons, but Mother's
wishes are the deciding factor."
"Mmm- Let's talk about your reasons.
Are you dissatisfied with the way I'm running things? I will gladly step aside.
I feel sure that I can get Joe and Barbara to go along, so that you will have
unanimous support." He sighed. "I am anxious to turn over the
burden."
Duke shook his head. "That's not it,
Dad. I don't want to be boss and you've done a good job. Oh, I won't say I
liked the high-handed way you started in. But results count and you got
results. I'd rather not discuss my reasons except to say that they don't have
to do with you-and wouldn't be enough to make me leave if Mother weren't hipped
on it. She wants to leave. She's going to leave. I can't let her leave
alone."
"Can you tell me why Grace wants to
leave?"
Duke hesitated. "Dad, I don't see
that it matters; she's made up her mind. I pointed out that I couldn't make
things as safe for her-nor as comfortable-as it is here. But she's
adamant."
Hugh pondered it. "Duke, if that's
how your mother feels, I won't try to persuade her; I've long since lost my
influence over her. But I have two ideas. You may find one of them
practical."
"I doubt it."
"Hear me. You know we have copper
tubing; we used some in the kitchen. We have everything for a still; I stocked
the items to build one if a war came along-not just for us but because liquor
is money in any primitive society.
"I haven't built it for reasons we
both know. But I could and I know how to make liquor." He smiled slightly.
"Not book knowledge. While I was in the South Pacific, I bossed a still,
with the shut-eye connivance of my C.O. I learned how to turn corn or potatoes
or most anything into vodka, or fruit into brandy. Duke, your mother might be
happy if she had liquor.
"She would drink herself to
death!"
"Duke, Duke! If she is happy doing
it, who are we to stop her? What does she have to live for? She loved
television, she enjoyed parties, she could spend a happy day at the
hairdresser's, followed by a movie, then drinks with one of her friends. That
was her life, Duke. Now where is it? Gone, gone! There is just this we can give
her to make up for what she has lost. Who are you to decided that you mother
must not drink herself to death?"
"Dad, that's not the situation!"
"So?"
"You know I don't-didn't-approve of
Mother's excessive drinking. But I might go along with letting her drink all
she wants now. If you build that still, we might be customers. But we would
still leave. Because that won't solve Mother's problem."
"Well, Duke, that leaves only my
other idea. I'll get out instead. Only-" Hugh frowned. "Duke, tell
her that I will leave as soon as Barbara has her baby. I can't walk out on my
patient. You can give Grace my assur-"
"Dad, that won't solve a thing!"
"I don't understand."
"Oh, Christ, I might as well spill
it. It's Barbara. She's- Well, hell, Mother is nuts on the subject. Can't stand
her. Ever since Karen died. She said to me, 'Duke, that woman is not going to
have her child in my home! Her bastard. I won't have it. You tell your father
that he has got to get her out of here.' That's what she said, Dad."
"Good Lord!"
"Yeah. I tried to reason with her. I
told her that Barbara couldn't leave. I gave her both barrels, Dad; I said
there wasn't a chance that you would ever force Barbara to leave. But as for
making her leave now, or even letting her, you would no more do it than you
would have driven Karen out. I told her that I wouldn't, either, and that Joe
and I would fight you to stop it, stipulating that you were crazy enough to
try. Which you aren't, of course."
"Thank you."
"That did it. She believes me when I
lay it on the line. So she decided to leave. I can't stall her any longer.
She's leaving. I'm going with her, to take care of her."
His father rubbed his temples. "I
guess there is no situation so bad but what it can get worse. Duke, even with
you, she hasn't 'anywhere to go."
"Not quite, Dad."
"Eh?"
"I can swing it, with your help. Do
you remember that cave up Collins Canyon, the one they tried to make a tourist
attraction? It's still there. Or its twin, I mean. I was hunting up that way
that first week. The canyon looked so familiar that I climbed up and looked for
the cave. Found it. And Dad, it's habitable and defensible."
"The door? The mouth?"
"No problem. If you can spare that
steel plate that blocked off the tunnel."
"Certainly."
"The cave has a vent, higher up. No
smoke problem. It has a spring that hasn't failed all this dry weather. Dad,
it's as comfortable as the shelter; all it needs is outfitting."
"I capitulate. You can take almost
anything now. Beds, of course. Utensils. Your pick of the canned goods.
Matches, ammunition, guns. Make a list, I'll help you move."
Duke colored under his tan. "Dad, a
few things are up there already."
"So? Did you think I would be
pinchpenny?"
"Uh . . . I don't mean the past few
days. I moved some things up the first days we were here. You see . . . well,
you and I had that row-and then you made me rationing officer. That gave me the
idea, and for a week or more I always left here loaded, leaving when no one was
watching."
"Stealing."
"I didn't figure it so. I never took
as much 'as one-sixth of anything . . . and just stuff I would have to have in
a pinch. Matches. Ammo. That rifle you couldn't find. One blanket. A knife. A
little food. Some candles. You see. . . well, look at it from my side. There
was always the chance that I would get you sore and either have to fight-one of
us killed is the way you put it-or run and not be able to stop for anything. I
decided not to fight. So I made preparations. But I didn't steal it; you said I
could have it. Say the word and I'll fetch it all back."
Hugh Farnham peeled a callus, then looked
up. "One man's stealing is another man's survival, I suppose. Just one
thing- Duke, in that food you took: Were there any cans of milk?"
"Not one. Dad, don't you think, if
there had been, I would have beaten all records getting up there and back when
Karen died?"
"Yes. I'm sorry I asked."
"I was sorry I hadn't snitched a few
cans; then they wouldn't have been used up."
"The baby didn't last out the milk we
had, Duke. All right, it calls for quick surgery-but don't forget that you can
come back, any time. Duke, women sometimes get unreasonable at about your
mother's age . . . then get over it and are nice old ladies. Maybe we'll have
the family together again. I hope we'll see you occasionally. You're~ welcome
to all the vegetables you can eat, of course."
"I was going to mention that. I can't
farm up there. Suppose I still hunt for all of us.. . and when I bring in a
load of meat I take away a load of green stuff?"
His father smiled. "We have
reinstituted commerce. And we can supply you with pottery and there's no need
to do your own tanning. Duke, I suggest you sort out what you want, and
tomorrow you and I and Joe will start packing it to your cave. Be lavish. Just
one thing-"
"What?"
"The books are mine! Anything you
want to look up, you'll have to come here. This is not a circulating
library."
"Fair enough."
"I mean it. You can have my razor,
you can have my best knife. But snitch one book and I'll skin you alive and
bind that book in human skin. There are limits. All right, I'll tell Joe, and
get Barbara out of the house and we'll stay away until dark. Good luck, and
tell Grace no hard feelings. There are, but tell her that. But I'm not too
groused. It takes two to create a heaven . . . but hell can be accomplished by
one. I can't say that I've been happy lately and Grace may be smarter than we
think."
"That's a polite way of telling us to
go to hell, Dad."
"Possibly."
"Whatever you mean, the same to you.
It was no accident that I moved away from home as soon as I could."
"Touché! Well, get on with it."
His father turned and walked away.
Joe made no comment. He simply said that
he had better get on with the irrigating. Barbara said nothing until they were
alone.
Hugh took a picnic lunch-chunks of corn
pone, some strings of jerky, two tomatoes, plus a canteen of water. He fetched
a rifle and a blanket. They went up the hill above the grave and picked the
shade of a detached tree. Hugh noticed fresh flowers on the grave and wondered
if Barbara had been trudging up there. The climb was difficult for her; they
had taken it very slowly. Or had Grace been doing it? It seemed still less
likely. Then he thought of the obvious: Joe.
Once Barbara had her heavy body
comfortable, on her back with knees up, Hugh said, "Well?"
She was silent a long time. "Hugh,
I'm dreadfully sorry. It's my fault. Isn't it?"
"Your fault? Because a woman sick in
her mind fixes on you to hate? You told me once not to blame myself for another
person's defect. You should take your own advice."
"That wasn't what I meant, Hugh. I
mean: losing your son. Grace could not leave if Duke did not. Did he say
anything? About me?"
"Nothing but this ridiculous set that
Grace has taken. What should he have said?"
"I wonder if I am free to say? In any
case I am going to. Hugh, after Karen died, Duke asked me to marry him. I
refused. He was hurt. And surprised. You see- You knew about Karen and
Joe?"
"Yes."
"I didn't know whether Karen had told
you. When she decided to marry Joe, I made up my mind that I would have to
marry Duke. Karen took it for granted and I admitted that I intended to. She
may have told Duke. In any case, he expected me to say Yes. I said No. And he
was hurt. I'm sorry, Hugh. If you want me to, I'll tell him I've changed my
mind."
"Hold on! I think you made a mistake.
But I won't have you correcting it to please me. What do you want to do? Do you
plan to marry Joe, now?"
"Joe? I never planned to marry Joe.
Although I would marry him as readily as Duke. Hugh, I want to do what I always
want to do. Whatever you want." She turned on her side and faced him.
"You know that. If you want me to marry Joe, I will. If you want me to
marry Duke, I will. You say it, I'll do it."
"Barbara, Barbara!"
"I mean it, Hugh. Or anything more,
or anything less. You're my boss. Not just some, but all. Haven't I done so,
all the time we've been together? I play by the book."
"Stop talking nonsense."
"If it's nonsense, it's true
nonsense."
"As may be. I want you to marry whom
you want to marry."
"That's the one thing I can't do. You
are already married."
"Huh?"
"Are you surprised? No, I've surprised
you only by saying it-when we've kept silent so long. That's how it is and
that's how it's always been. Since I can't marry you, I'll marry whom you say.
Or never marry."
"Barbara, will you marry me?"
"What did you say?"
"Will you marry me?"
"Yes."
He leaned over and kissed her. She kissed
him back, lips open, full surrender.
Presently he straightened up. "Would
you like some corn pone?"
"Not yet."
"I thought we might have some to
celebrate. It calls for champagne. But corn pone is what we have."
"Oh. Then I'll have a nibble. And a
sip of water. Hugh, Hugh my beloved, what are you going to do about
Grace?"
"Nothing. She's divorcing me. In fact
she divorced me more than a month ago, the day-the day we buried Karen. That
she is still here is just housing shortage. It doesn't take a judge to grant a
divorce here, any more than it will take a license for me to marry you."
Barbara spread her hands over her swollen
belly. "I have my marriage license, right here!" Her voice was light
and happy.
"The child is mine?"
She looked at him. "Look over to the
east."
"At what?"
"Do you see Three Wise Men
approaching?"
"Oh. Idiot!"
"It is yours, my beloved. A thing a
woman can never prove but can be utterly sure of."
He kissed her again. When he stopped she
caressed his cheek. "I'd like corn pone now, lots of it. I'm hungry. I
feel very full of life and anxious to live."
"Yes! Tomorrow our honeymoon
starts."
"Today. It has started, Hugh. I'm
going to enter it in our journal. Darling, may I sleep on the roof tonight? I
can manage the ladder."
"You want to sleep with me? Lecherous
little girl!"
"That wasn't what I meant. I'm not
lecherous now, my hormones are all keyed against it. No passion, dear. Just
love. I won't be any good for a honeymoon. Oh, I'll happily sleep with you; you
could have slept with me all these months. No, dear, I meant that I don't want
to sleep in the same room with Grace. I'm afraid of her-afraid for the baby at
least. Perhaps that's silly."
"No, it's not. It may not be
necessary but it's a precaution we'll take. Barbara, what do you think of
Grace?"
"Must I say?"
"Tell me."
"I don't like her. That's apart from
being afraid of her; I didn't like her long before I became uneasy about her. I
don't like the way she treats me, I don't like the way she treats Joseph, I
didn't like the way she treated Karen, I have always resented the way she
treats you-and had to pretend not to see it-and I despise what she has done to
Duke."
"I don't like her, either-not for
years. I'm glad she's leaving. Barbara, I would be glad even if you were not
here."
"Hugh, I'm relieved to hear that. You
know I'm divorced."
"Yes."
"When my marriage broke up I swore a
solemn oath that I would never break up anyone else's marriage. I've felt
guilty ever since the night of the attack."
He shook his head. "Forget it. The
marriage was already long dead. All that was left were duties and obligations.
Mine, for she didn't feel any. Beloved, had my marriage been a reality, you
could have come into my arms that night, and cuddle and comfort would have been
'all. As it was, we were dying-so we thought-and I was at least as hungry for
love as you were. I was parched for love-you gave me yourself."
"Beloved, I will never let you be
parched again."
About nine the next morning, 'they all
were outside where chattels for the new household were piled.
Hugh looked over 'his ex-wife's selections
with wry amusement. Grace had taken literally the invitation to "take
almost anything"; she had gutted the place-the best blankets, almost all
utensils including the teakettle and the one skillet, three of four foam-rubber
mattresses, nearly all the remaining canned goods, all the sugar, the lion's
share of other irreplaceables, all the plastic dishes.
Hugh made only one objection: salt. When
he noted that Grace had grabbed all the salt he insisted on a division. Duke
agreed and asked if there was anything else Hugh objected to?
Hugh shook his head. Barbara would not
mind making-do. "Better is a dinner of herbs where love is-"
Duke had shown restraint, taking one
shovel, one ax, a hammer, less than half the nails, and no tool not stocked in
duplicate. Instead, Duke remarked that he might want to borrow tools someday.
Hugh agreed and offered his services on any two-man job. Duke thanked him. Both
men found the situation embarrassing, both covered it by being unusually
polite.
A delay in starting was caused by the
steel plate for the cave door. Its weight was not too great for a man as husky
as Duke, but it was awkward. A pack had to be devised, rugged enough for the
trek, comfortable in padding and straps, and so rigged that Duke could fire a
rifle.
This resulted in sacrificing the one
intact bear hide, the covering of the bed Karen had died in. Hugh minded only
the loss of time. It would take six trips by three men to move the plunder
Grace had picked; Duke thought that two trips a day would be maximum. If they
did not start soon, only one trip could be made that day.
At last they got it on Duke's back with a
fur pad protecting his spine. "Feels right," Duke decided.
"Let's get packs on you two and get going."
"In a jiffy," Hugh agreed and
bent over to pick up his load.
"My God!"
"Trouble, Duke?"
"Look!"
A shape had appeared over the eastern
rise. It slanted through the air on a course that would have missed them, but,
as it neared the point of closest approach, it stopped dead, turned and headed
for them.
It passed majestically overhead. Hugh was
unable to guess its size at first; there was nothing to which to relate it-a
dark shape proportioned like a domino tile. But as it passed about five hundred
feet up, it seemed to him that it was around a hundred feet wide and three
times that in length. He could make out no features. It moved swiftly but made
no noise.
It swept past, turned, circled-stopped,
turned again and came toward them at lower altitude.
Hugh found that he had an arm around
Barbara. When the object had appeared, she had been some distance away, putting
clothes to soak in the outside tub. Now she was circled by his left arm and he
could feel her trembling.
"Hugh, what is it?"
"People."
The thing hovered above their flag. Now
they could see people; heads showed above its sides.
A corner detached itself, splitting off
sharply. It dove, stopped by the peak of the flagpole. Hugh saw that it was a
car about nine feet long and three wide, with one passenger. No details could
he see, no clue to motive power; the car enclosed the man's lower body; his
trunk projected above.
The man removed the flag, rejoined the
main craft. His vehicle blended back in.
The rectangle disintegrated.
It broke into units like that which had
filched their flag. Most cars remained in the air; some dozen landed, three in
a triangle around the colonists. Duke yelled "Watch it!" and dived
for his gun.
He never made it. He leaned forward at an
extreme angle, pawed the air with a look of amazement, and was slowly pulled
back to vertical.
Barbara gasped in Hugh's ear. "Hugh,
what is it?"
"I don't know." He did
not need to ask what she meant; he had felt, at the instant his son was
stopped, that he seemed to be waist deep in quicksand. "Don't fight
it."
"I wasn't going to."
Grace shrilled, "Hubert! Hubert, do
some-" Her cries cut off. She seemed to faint but did not fall.
Four cars were about eight feet in the
air, lined up abreast, and were cruising over Barbara's farm. Where they
passed, everything underneath, cornstalks, tomato plants, beans, squash,
lettuce, potato hills, everything including branching ditches was pressed flat
into a macadam.
The raw end of the main ditch spilled
water over this pavement. One car whipped around, ran a new ditch around the
raped area in a wide sweep which allowed the water to circle the destroyed
garden and reach the stream at a lower point.
Barbara buried her face against Hugh. He
patted her.
That car then went upstream along the old
ditch. Soon water ceased to flow.
As the garden was leveled, other cars
landed on it. Hugh was 'unable to figure out what they did, but a large
pavilion, glossy black, and ornate in red and gold, grew up in seconds in the
clearing.
Duke called out, "Dad! For God's
sake, can't you get at your gun?"
Hugh was wearing a forty-five, the weapon
he had picked for the hike. His hands were only slightly hampered by whatever
held them. But he answered, "I shan't try."
"Are you going to just stand there
and let-"
"Yes. Duke, use your head. If we hold
still, we may live longer."
Out of the pavilion strode a man. He
seemed seven feet tall but some of this was a helmet, plumed and burnished. He
wore a flowing skirt of red embroidered in gold and was bare to the waist save
that an end of the skirt thrown across one shoulder covered part of his broad
chest. He was shod in black boots.
All others were dressed in black coveralls
with a red and gold patch at the right shoulder. Hugh felt an impression that
this man (there was no slightest doubt that he was master)-that the commander
had taken time to change into formal clothes. Hugh felt encouraged. They were
prisoners-but if the leader took the trouble to dress up before interviewing
them, then they were prisoners of importance and a parley might be fruitful. Or
did that follow?
But he was encouraged by the man's face, too.
He had an air of good-natured arrogance and his eyes were bright and merry. His
forehead was high, his skull massive; he looked intelligent and alert. Hugh
could not place his race. His skin was dark brown and shiny. But his mouth was
only slightly Negroid; his nose, though broad, was arched, and his black hair
was wavy.
He carried a small crop.
He strode up to them, stopped abruptly
when he reached Joseph. He gave a curt order to their nearest captor.
Joe stretched and bent his legs.
"Thanks."
The man spoke to Joe. Joe answered,
"Sorry, I don't understand."
The man spoke again. Joe shrugged
helplessly. The man grinned and patted him on the shoulder, turned away, picked
up Duke's rifle. He handled it clumsily, making Hugh flinch.
Nevertheless, he seemed to understand
guns. He worked the bolt, ejecting one cartridge, then put it to his shoulder,
aimed upstream and fired.
The blast was deafening, he had fired past
Hugh's ear. He grinned broadly, tossed the rifle to a subordinate, walked up to
Hugh and Barbara, reached out to touch Barbara's child swollen belly.
Hugh knocked his hand away.
With a gesture almost negligent, certainly
without anger, the big man brushed Hugh's hand aside with the crop he carried.
It was not a blow, it would not have swatted a fly.
Hugh gasped in agony. His hand burned like
fire and his arm was numb to the armpit. "Oh, God!"
Barbara said urgently, "Don't, Hugh.
He isn't hurting me."
Nor was he. With a manner of impersonal
interest such as a veterinarian might take in feeling a pregnant mare or bitch,
the big man felt out the shape of the child she carried, then lifted one of her
breasts-while Hugh writhed in that special humiliation of a man unable to
protect his woman.
The man finished his palpation, grinned at
Barbara and patted her head. Hugh tried to ignore the pain in his hand and dug
into his memory for a language imperfectly learned. "Vooi govoriti'yeh
po-Russki, Gospodin?"
The man glanced at him, made no answer.
Barbara said, "Sprechen Sie deutsch,
mein Herr?"
That got her a smile. Hugh called out,
"Duke, try him in Spanish!"
"Okay. ~Habla usted Español,
Señor?" No response- Hugh sighed. "We've shot our wad."
"M'sieur?" Joe said.
"Est-ce que vous parlez la langue française?"
The man turned. "Tiens?"
"Parlez-vous francais,
monsieur?"
"Mais oui! Vous êtes
françaises?"
"Non, non! Je suis américain. Nous
sommes tous amencams."
"Vraiment? Impossible!"
"C'est vrai, monsieur. Je vous en
assure." Joe pointed to the empty flagpole. "Les Etats-Unis de
l'Amérique."
The conversation became hard to follow as
both sides stumbled along in broken French. At last they paused and Joe said,
"Hugh, he asked me-ordered me-to come into his tent and talk. I've asked
him to let you all loose first. He says No. 'Hell, no!' it amounts to."
"Ask him to let the women
loose."
"I'll try." Joe spoke at length
with the big man. "He says the enceinte femme-that's Barbara-can sit down
where she is. The 'fat one'-Grace he means-is to come with us."
"Good work, Joe. Get us a deal."
"I'll try. I don't understand him
very well."
The three went into the pavilion. Barbara
found that she could sit down, even stretch out. But the invisible web held
Hugh as clingingly as ever.
"Dad," Duke said urgently,
"this is our chance, while nobody is around who understands English."
"Duke," Hugh answered wearily,
"can't you see they hold trumps? It's my guess that we are alive as long
as he isn't annoyed-not one minute longer."
"Aren't you even going to try to
fight? Where's that crap you used to spout about how you were a free man and
planned to stay free?"
Hugh rubbed his hurt hand. "Duke, I
won't argue. You start anything and you'll get us killed. That's how I size it
up."
"So it was just crap," Duke said
scornfully. "Well, I'm not making any promises."
"All right. Drop it."
"I'm not making promises. Just tell
me this, Dad. How does it feel to be shoved around? Instead of shoving?"
"I don't like it."
"Neither did I. I've never forgotten
it. I hope you get your bellyful."
Barbara said, "Duke, for heaven's
sake, stop talking like a fool!"
Duke looked at her. "I'll shut up.
Just one thing. Where did you get that baby in you?"
Barbara did not answer. Hugh said quietly,
"Duke, if we get out of this, I promise you a beating."
"Any time, old man."
They quit talking. Barbara reached out and
patted Hugh's ankle. Five men gathered around the pile of household objects,
looking them over. A man came up and gave them an order; they dispersed. He
looked at the chattels himself, then peered into the shelter and went inside.
Hugh heard a sound of water, saw a brown
wave rushing down the stream bed. Barbara raised her head. "What's
that?"
"Our dam is gone. It doesn't
matter."
After a long time, Joe came out of the
pavilion alone. He came up to Hugh and said, "Well, here's the scoop, as
nearly as I got it. Not too near, maybe; he speaks a patois and neither of us
is fluent. But here it is. We're trespassers, this is private land. He figured
we were escaped prisoners-the word is something else, not French, but that's
the idea. I've convinced him-I think I have-that we are innocent people here
through no fault of our own.
"Anyhow, he's not sore, even though
we are technically criminals-trespass, and planting things where farms aren't
supposed to be and building a dam and a house and things like that. I think
everything is going to be all right-as long as we do as we're told. He finds us
interesting-how we got here and so forth."
Joe looked at Barbara. "You remember
your theory about parallel universes?"
"I guess I was right. No?"
"No. This part is as confused as can
be. But one thing is certain. Barbara, Hugh-Duke-get this! This is our own
world, right here."
Duke said, "Joe, that's
preposterous."
"You argue with him. He knows what I
mean by the United States, he knows where France is. And so forth. No question
about it."
"Well. . ." Duke paused.
"As may be. But what about this? Where's my mother? What's the idea of
leaving her with that savage?"
"She's all right, she's having lunch
with him. And enjoying it. Let it run easy, Duke, and we're going to be okay, I
think. Soon as they finish lunch we'll be leaving."
Somewhat later Hugh helped Barbara into
one of the odd flying machines, then mounted into one himself, behind the
pilot. He found the seat comfortable and, in place of a safety belt, a field of
that quicksand enclosed his lower body as he sat down. His pilot, a young Negro
who looked remarkably like Joe, glanced back, then took off without noise or
fuss and joined the re-forming rectangle in the air. Hugh saw that perhaps half
the cars had passengers; they were whites, the pilots were invariably colored,
ranging from as light brown as a Javanese to as sooty black as a Fiji Islander.
The car Hugh was in was halfway back in
the outside starboard file. He looked around for the others and was only mildly
surprised to see Grace riding behind the boss, in the front rank, center
position. Joe was behind them, rather buried in cats.
Off to his right, two cars had not joined
up. One hovered over the pile of household goods, gathered them up in a
nonexistent cargo net, moved away. The second car was over the shelter.
The massive block lifted straight up
without disturbing the shack on its roof. The small car and its giant burden
took position fifty feet off the starboard side. The formation moved forward
and gathered speed but Hugh felt no wind of motion. The car flanking them
seemed to have no trouble keeping up. Hugh could not see the other loaded car
but assumed that it was on the port side.
The last he saw of their home was a scar
where the shelter had rested, a larger scar where Barbara's farm had been, and
a meandering track that used to mark an irrigation ditch.
He rubbed his sore hand, reflecting that
the whole thing had been a gross abuse of coincidence. It offended him the way
thirteen spades in a putatively honest deal would offend him. He pondered a
remark Joe had made before they loaded: "We were incredibly lucky to have
encountered a scholar. French is a dead language-'une langue perdue,' he called
it."
Hugh craned his neck, caught Barbara's
eye. She smiled.
Chapter
11
Memtok, Chief Palace Domestic to the Lord
Protector of the Noonday Region, was busy and happy-happy because he was busy,
although he was not aware that he was happy and was given to complaining about
how hard he had to work, because, as he put it, although he commanded eighteen
hundred servants there were not three who could be trusted to empty a slop jar
without supervision.
He had just completed a pleasant interview
chewing out the head chef; he had suggested that the chef himself, old and
tough as he was, nevertheless would make a better roast than the meat the chef
had sent in to Their Charity the evening before. One of the duties that Memtok
assumed personally was always to sample what his lord ate, despite risk of
poison and despite the fact that Their Charity's tastes in cuisine were not his
own. It was one of the innumerable ways in which Memtok gave attention to
details, diligence that had brought him, still in his prime, to his present
supreme eminence.
The head chef had grumbled and Memtok had
sent him away with a taste of the lesser whip to remind him that cooks were not
that hard to find. Then he had turned happily to his paper work.
There were stacks of it, as he had just
completed moving the household from the Palace to the Summer
Palace-thirty-eight of the Chosen but only four hundred and sixty-three
servants; the summer residence was run with a skeleton staff. The twice-yearly
move involved a wash of paper work-purchase orders, musters, inventories,
vouchers, shipping lists, revisions of duty rosters, dispatches-and he
considered advising his patron to have some likely youngster muted and trained
as his clerk. But he rejected the idea; Memtok did not trust servants who could
read and write and add, it gave them ideas even if they could not talk.
The truth was, Memtok loved his paper work
and did not want to share it. His hands flew over the papers, checking figures,
signing his symbol, okaying payments. He held his pen in an odd fashion, nested
between the first three fingers of his right hand-this because he had no
thumbs.
He did not miss them, could barely
remember what it had been like to have them. Nor did he need them. He could
handle a spoon, a pen, and a whip without them, and he had no need ever to
handle anything else.
Far from missing his thumbs, he was proud
of their absence; they proved that he had served his lord in both major
capacities, at stud when he was younger and now these many years as a tempered
domestic. Every male servant over fourteen (with scarce special exceptions)
showed one alteration or the other; very few could exhibit both, only a few
hundred on the entire Earth. Those few spoke as equals only to each other, they
were an elite.
Someone scratched at the door.
"Come!" he called out, then growled, "What do you want?"
The growl was automatic but he really did dislike this servant for the best of
reasons; he was not subject to Memtok's discipline. He was of a different
caste, huntsmen, wardens, keepers, and beaters, and was subject to the
Majordomo of the Preserve. The Majordomo considered himself to be of the same
rank as the Chief Domestic, and nominally was. However, he had thumb€.
Memtok's greatest objection to the Summer
Palace was that it put him in contact with these servants who had the
unpardonable fault of not being under his orders. While it would take only a
word to Their Charity to crack down on one of them, he disliked to ask, and
while he could touch one of them without real fear of reprimand, the louse
would be sure to complain to his boss. Memtok did not believe in friction
between executive servants. Bad for morale.
"Message from Boss. Rayed to tell you
Their Charity on his way back. Says four savages with escort. Says you better
tear up to the roof, take care of them. All."
"'All'? Damn you, what do you mean
'All'? Why four savages? And in the Name of Uncle when are they arriving?"
"All," the servant insisted.
"Message came in twenty minutes ago. I been looking all over for
you."
"Get out!" The important part of
the message was that Their Charity was arriving home instead of staying away
overnight. Chef, Receptionist, Musical Director, Housekeeper, Groundskeeper,
all heads of departments-he was phoning orders even as he thought. Four
savages? Who cared about savages?
But he was on the roof and accepted their
custody. He would have been there anyway, with the Lord Protector arriving.
When they arrived, Hugh had no
chance to see Barbara. When he was released from the restraint of the
"seat belt," he was confronted by a little baldheaded white man with
a waspish face, an abrupt manner, and a whip. He was dressed in a white robe
which reminded Hugh of a nightshirt, save that it had on the right shoulder the
red and gold patch which Hugh had tentatively identified as the insigne of the
big man, the boss. The emblem was repeated in rubies and gold on the chest of
the little man as a medallion supported by a heavy gold chain.
The man looked him over with obvious,
distaste, then turned him and Duke over to another white man in a nightshirt.
This man wore no medallion but did carry a small whip. Hugh rubbed his hand and
resolved not to test whether this whip was as potent as the ornate one carried
by the big boss.
Duke tested it. The angry little man gave
instructions to his straw boss, and left. The straw boss gave an order; Hugh
interpreted the tone and gesture as: "All right, you guys, get
going"-and got going.
Duke didn't. The straw boss barely touched
him on his calf; Duke yelped. He limped the rest of the way-down a ramp, into a
very fast lift, then into a windowless, light, white-walled room which whiffed
of hospitals.
Duke understood the order to strip without
needing to be stimulated; he cursed but complied. Hugh merely complied. He was
beginning to understand the system. The whips were used as spurs are used by a
good rider, to exact prompt obedience but not to damage.
From there they were herded into a smaller
room, where they were hit from all sides by streams of water. The operator was
in a gallery above. He shouted at them, then indicated in pantomime that they
were to scrub.
They scrubbed. The jets cut off, they were
doused in liquid soap. They scrubbed again and were rinsed and were required to
scrub still again, all to gestures that left no doubt as to how thorough a bath
was expected. The jets got very hot and harsh, changed to cold and still
harsher, were replaced by blasts of hot air.
It was too much like an automatic
dishwasher, Hugh' felt, but they ended up cleaner than they had been in months.
An assistant to the bath master then plastered strips over their eyebrows,
rubbed an emulsion on their scalps, into their scratchy beards (neither had
shaved that day), over their backs and chests and arms and legs, and finally
into their pubic hair. Duke got another lesson in obedience before he submitted
to this last. When, thereafter, they were subjected willy-nilly to enemas, he
gritted his teeth and took it. The water closet was a whirlpool set in the
floor. Their finger- and toenails were cut short.
After that they were bathed again. The
eyebrow patches washed away. So did their hair. When they came out, they were
both bald all over, save for eyebrows.
The bath master made them gargle, showing
them what he wanted and spitting into the whirlpool. They gargled three times-a
pleasant, pungent liquid-and when it was over, Hugh found that his teeth seemed
cleaner than they had ever been in his life. He felt utterly clean, lively,
glowing with well being-but humiliated.
They were taken to another room and
examined.
Their examiner wore the conventional white
nightshirt and a small insigne on a thin gold chain but he needed no diplomas
on the wall to show his profession. His bedside manner would never make him
rich, Hugh decided; he had the air of military surgeons Hugh had known-not
unkind but impersonal.
He seemed surprised by and interested in a
removable bridge he found in Hugh's mouth. He examined it, looked in Hugh's
mouth at the gaps it had filled, gave it to one of his assistants with
instructions. The assistant went away and Hugh wondered if his chewing was
going to be permanently hampered.
The physician took an hour or more over
each of them, using instruments Hugh did not recognize-weight, height, and
blood pressure were the only familiar tests. Things were done to them, too,
none of them really unpleasant-no hypodermic needles, no knives. During this,
Hugh's bridge was returned and he was allowed to put it back in.
But the tests and/or treatments often
seemed to be indignities even though not painful. Once, when Hugh was stretched
out on a table from which Duke had just been released, the younger man said,
"How do you like it, Dad?"
"Restful."
Duke snorted.
The fact that both men had appendicitis
scars seemed to interest the physician as much as the removable bridge. By
acting he indicated a bellyache, then jabbed a thumb into McBurney's point.
Hugh conveyed agreement-with difficulty, as nodding the head seemed to be a
negative.
An assistant came in and handed the
physician a contrivance which turned out to be another dental bridge. Hugh was
required to open his mouth; the old one was again taken and the new one seated.
It felt to Hugh's tongue as if he again had natural teeth there. The physician
probed cavities, cleaned them and filled them-without pain but without
anesthesia so far as Hugh was aware.
After that Hugh was suddenly
"strapped" (an invisible field) to a table, supine, and his legs were
elevated. Another table was wheeled up and Hugh realized that he was being
prepared for surgery-and with horror he was sure what sort. "Duke! Don't
let them grab you! Get that whip!"
Duke hesitated too long. The therapist did
not carry a whip; he merely kept one at hand. Duke lunged for it, the physician
got it first. Moments later Duke was on his back, still gasping his agony at
the punishment he had taken and having his knees elevated and spread. They both
went on protesting.
The physician looked at them thoughtfully
and the straw boss who had fetched them was called in. Presently the waspish
little man with the big medallion strode in, looked the situation over, stormed
out.
There was a long wait. The boss therapist
filled in the time by having his assistants complete preparations for surgery
and there was no longer the slightest doubt in Hugh's mind, or Duke's, as to
what they were in for. Duke pointed out that it would have been better if they
had fought-and died-earlier in the day, rather than wind up like this. As they
would have fought, he reminded his father, if Hugh hadn't turned chicken.
Hugh didn't argue, he agreed. He tried to
tell himself that his docility in being captured was on account of the women.
It afforded him little comfort. True, he hadn't used his own much in recent
years . . . and might never need them again. But, damn it, he was used to them.
And it would be rough for Duke, young as he was.
After a long time the little man stormed
back in, angrier than ever. He snapped an order; Hugh and Duke were released.
That ended it, save that they were rubbed
all over with a fragrant cream. They were given a white nightshirt apiece,
conducted through long bare passages and Hugh was shoved into a cell. The door
was not locked but he could not open it.
In one corner was a tray, with dishes and
a spoon. The food was excellent and some of it unidentifiable; Hugh ate with
good appetite, scraping the dishes and drinking the thin beer with it. Then he
slept on a soft part of the floor, having blanked his mind of worry.
He was prodded awake by a foot.
He was taken to another plain, windowless
room, which turned out to be a schoolroom. Two short white men in nightshirts
were there. They were equipped with props, the equivalent of a blackboard (it
could be cleared instantly by some magic), patience-and a whip, for the lessons
were "taught to the tune of a hickory stick." No error went unnoted.
They both could draw and both were
imaginative pantomimists; Hugh was taught to speak.
Hugh discovered that his memory was
sharpened by the stimuli of pain; he had little tendency to repeat a mistake.
At first he was punished only for forgetting vocabulary, but as he learned, he
grew to expect flicks of pain for errors in inflection, construction, idiom,
and accent.
This Pavlovian treatment continued-if his
mental records were correct-for seventeen days; he did nothing else and saw no
one but his teachers. They worked in shifts; Hugh worked every possible minute,
about sixteen hours a day. He was never allowed quite enough sleep although he
never felt sleepy-he didn't dare-during lessons. Once a day he was bathed and
given a clean nightshirt, twice a day he was fed, tasty food and plentiful,
three times a day he was policed to the toilet. All other minutes were spent
learning to speak, with ever-sharp awareness that any bobble would be punished.
But he learned how to duck punishment. A
question, quickly put, would sometimes do. "Teacher, this one understands
that there are protocol modes for each status rising and falling, but what this
one in its ignorance lacks is knowledge of what each status is-being wholly
without experience through the inscrutable ways of Uncle the Mighty-and also is
sometimes not aware of the status assumed for teaching purposes by my
charitable teacher and of the status this humble one is expected to assume in
reply. More than that, this one does not know its own status in the great
family. May it please its teacher."
The whip was put down and for the next
hour he was lectured. The problem was more involved than Hugh's question
showed. The lowest status was stud. No, there was one lower: servant children.
But since children were expected to make mistakes, it did not matter. Next
higher was slut, then tempered servant-a category with subtle and unlimited
gradations of rank so involved that speech of equals was used if the gradient
was not clearly evident. High above all servants were the Chosen, with
unlimited and sometimes changing variations of rank, including those ritual
circumstances in which a lady takes precedence over a lord. But that was not
usually a worry; always use protocol rising mode. However- "If two of the
Chosen speak to you at once, which one do you answer?"
"The junior," Hugh
answered.
"Why?"
"Since the Chosen do not make
mistakes, this one's ears were at fault. The senior did not actually speak, for
his junior would never have interrupted."
"Correct. You are a tempered gardener
and you encounter a Chosen of the same rank as your lord uncle. He speaks.
'Boy, what sort of a flower is that?'"
"As Their Charity knows much better
than this one can ever know, if this one's eyes are not mistaken, that plant
may be a hydrangea."
"Good. But drop your eyes when you
say it. Now about your status-" The teacher looked pained. "You
haven't any."
"Please, teacher?"
"Uncle! I've tried to find out.
Nobody knows but our Lord Uncle and they have not ruled. You're not a child,
you're not a stud, you're not a tempered, you don't belong anywhere. You're a
savage and you don't fit."
"But what protocol mode must I
use?"
"Always the rising. Oh, not to
children. Nor to sluts, no need to overdo it."
Except for changes in inflection caused by
status, Hugh found the language simple and logical. It had no irregular verbs
and its syntax was orderly; it probably had been tidied up at some time. He
suspected, from words that he recognized-"simba," "bwana,"
"wazir," "étage," "trek," "oncle"- that
it had roots in several African languages. But that did not matter; this was
"Speech" and, according to his teachers, the only language spoken
anywhere.
In addition to protocol modes, quite a
chunk of vocabulary was double, one word being used down, its synonym although
different in root used up. He had to know both-be able to recognize one and to
use the other.
The pronunciation gave him trouble at
first, but by the end of the week he could lip smack, click, make the fast
glottal stop, and hear and say vowel distinctions he had never suspected
existed. By the sixteenth day he was chattering freely, beginning to think in
it, and the whip was rarely used.
Late next day the Lord Protector sent for
him.
Chapter
12
Although he had been bathed that day, Hugh
was rushed through another bath, rubbed down with fragrant cream, and issued a
fresh robe, before being whizzed to the lord's private apartments. There he was
bounced past a series of receptionists close on Memtok's heels, and into a
large and very sumptuous retiring room.
The lord was not there; Joseph and
Dr.-Livingstone-I-Presume were. Joe called out, "Hugh! Wonderful!"
and added to the Chief Domestic, "You may go."
Memtok hesitated, then backed away and
left. Joe ignored him, slipped his arm in Hugh's, and led him to a divan.
"Gosh, it's good to see you! Sit down, we'll talk until Ponse gets here.
You look well." Doctor Livingstone checked Hugh's ankles, purred and
stropped against them.
"I am well. 'Ponse'?" Hugh
scratched the cat's ears.
"Don't you know his name? The Lord
Protector, I mean. No, I guess you wouldn't. That's one of his names, one he
uses en famille. Never mind, have they been treating you right?"
"I suppose so."
"They had better. Ponse gave orders
for you to be pampered. Look, if you aren't treated okay, you tell me. I can
fix it."
Hugh hesitated. "Joe, have you had
one of those odd whips used on you?"
"Me?" Joe seemed astonished.
"Of course not. Hugh, have they been abusing you? Peel off that Mother
Hubbard and let me have a look."
Hugh shook his head. "There
are no marks on me. I haven't been hurt. But I don't like it."
"But if you've been stroked for no
reason- Hugh, that's one thing that Ponse does not tolerate. He's a very humane
sort of guy. All he wants is discipline. If anybody-anybody at all, even
Memtok-has been cruel to you, somebody is going to catch it."
Hugh thought about it. He rather liked his
teachers. They had worked hard and patiently and had been sparing of him once
it became possible to talk instead of using the whip. "I haven't been
hurt. Just reminded."
"I'm glad to hear it. Actually, Hugh,
I didn't see how you could be. That quirt Ponse carries-you could kill a man
with it at a thousand feet; it takes skill to use it gently. But those toys the
upper servants carry, all they do is tingle and that's all they are supposed to
do."
Hugh decided not to argue over what
constituted a tingle; he had urgent things on his mind. "Joe, how are the
others? Have you seen them?"
"Oh, they're all right. You heard
about Barbara?"
"I haven't heard a damn thing! What
about Barbara?"
"Slow down. Having her babies, I
mean."
"She had her baby?"
"'Babies.' Twin boys, identical. A
week ago."
"How is she? How is she?"
"Easy, man! She's fine, couldn't be
better. Of course. They are way ahead of us in medicine; losing a mother, or a
baby, is unheard of." Joe suddenly looked sad. "It's a shame they
didn't run across us months back." He brightened. "Barbara told me
that she had intended to name it Karen, if it was a girl. When it turned out to
be twin boys, she named one-the one five minutes the elder-'Hugh' and the other
'Karl Joseph.' Nice, eh?"
"I'm flattered. Then you've seen her.
Joe, I've got to see her. Right away. How do I arrange it?"
Joe looked astonished. "But you
can't, Hugh. Surely you know that."
"Why can't I?"
"Why, you're not tempered, that's
why. Impossible."
''Oh.''
"I'm sorry, but that's the way it
is." Joseph suddenly grinned. "I understand that you were almost made
eligible by accident. Ponse laughed his head off at how close you came and how
you and Duke yelped."
"I don't see the humor of it."
"Oh, Hugh, he simply has a robust
sense of humor. He laughed when he told me about it. I didn't laugh and he
decided that I have no sense of humor. Different people laugh at different
things. Karen used to use a fake Negro dialect that set my teeth on edge, the
times I overheard it. But she didn't mean any harm. Karen- Well, they just
don't come any better, and you and I know it and I'll shut up about it. Look,
if the vet had gone ahead, without orders, it would have cost him his hands;
Ponse sent that word to him. Might have suspended the sentence-good surgeons
'are valuable. But his assumption was only natural, Hugh; both you and Duke are
too tall and too big for stud. However, Ponse doesn't tolerate
sloppiness."
"All right, all right. I still don't
see the harm in my calling on Barbara and seeing her babies. You saw her. And
you're not tempered."
Joe looked patiently exasperated.
"Hugh, it's not the same thing. Surely you know it."
"Why isn't it?"
Joe sighed. "Hugh, I didn't make the
rules. But I'm Chosen and you're not, and that's all there is to it. It's not
my fault that you're white."
"All right. Forget it."
"Let's be glad that one of us is in a
position to get us some favors. Do you realize that all of you would have been
executed? If I hadn't been along?"
"The thought has crossed my mind.
Lucky you knew French. And that he knows French."
Joe shook his head. "French didn't
enter into it, it merely saved time. The point was that I was there . . . and
the rest of you were excused of any responsibility on that account. What had to
be settled then was the degree of my criminality, my neck was in a noose."
Joe frowned. "I'm still not in the clear. I mean, Ponse is convinced but
my case has to be re viewed by the Supreme Lord Proprietor; it's his preserve-
Ponse is just custodian. I could be executed yet."
"Joe, what in the world is there
about it to cause you to talk about being executed?"
"Plenty! Look, if you four
ofays-whites-had been alone, Ponse would have tried you just by looking at you.
Two capital crimes and both self-evident. Escapees. Servants who had run away
from their lord. Destructive trespass in a personal domain of the Supreme
Proprietor. Open-and-shut on both counts and death for each of them. Don't tell
me that wasn't the way it was because I know it and it took me long enough to
make Ponse see it, using a language neither one of us knows too well. And my
neck is still in jeopardy. However-" He brightened. "Ponse tells me
that the Supreme Proprietor is years behind in reviewing criminal cases and
that it has been more years since he last set foot on this preserve or even
cruised over it . . . and that long before my case can come up there won't be a
trace of destruction. They are putting the trees back and there's never an
accurate count of bears and deer and other game. He tells me not to
worry."
"Well, that's good."
"But maybe you think I haven't done
some sweating over it! Just letting your shadow fall across the Supreme Lord
Proprietor means your neck and sneezing in his presence is even worse-so you
can figure for yourself that trespassing on land that is his personally is
nothing to take lightly. But I shan't worry as long as Ponse says not to. He's
been treating me as a guest, not as a prisoner. But tell me about yourself. I
hear you've been studying the language. So have I-a tutor every day I've had
time for it."
Hugh answered, "May it meet with
their approval, this one's time has, as they know, been devoted to nothing
else."
"Whoo! You speak it better than I
do."
"I was given incentive," Hugh
said, relapsing into English. "Joe, have you seen Duke? Grace?"
"Duke, no. I haven't tried to. Ponse
has been away most of the time and took me along; I've been terribly busy.
Grace, yes. It's possible that you might see Grace. She's often in these
apartments. That's the only way you could see her, of course. Right here. And
in the presence of Ponse. Might happen. He's not a stickler for protocol. In
private, I mean; he keeps up appearances in public."
"Hmm- Joe, in that case, couldn't you
ask him to let me see Barbara and the twins? Here? In his presence?"
Joe looked exasperated. "Hugh, can't
you understand that I'm just a guest? I'm here on sufferance. I don't have a
single servant of my own, no money, no title. I said you might see Grace; I did
not say you would. If you did, it would be because he had sent for you and it
suited him not to send her out-not for your convenience. As for asking him to
let you see Barbara, I can't. And that's that! I advise you not to, either. You
might learn that his quirt doesn't just tingle."
"All I meant was-"
"Watch it! Here he comes."
Joe went to meet his host. Hugh stood with
head bowed, eyes downcast, and waited to be noticed. Ponse came striding in,
dressed much as Hugh had seen him before save that the helmet was replaced by a
red skullcap. He greeted Joe, sat heavily down on a large divan, stuck out his
legs. Doctor Livingstone jumped up into the lord's lap; he stroked it. Two
female servants appeared from nowhere, pulled off his boots, wiped his feet
with a hot towel, dried them, massaged them, placed slippers on them, and
vanished.
While this was going on, the Lord
Protector spoke to Joe of matters Hugh could not follow other than as words,
but he noticed that the noble used the mode of equals to Joe and that Joe
talked in the same fashion to him. Hugh decided that Joe must be in as solid as
Doctor Livingstone. Well, Joe did have a pleasing personality.
At last the big man glanced at him.
"Sit down, boy."
Hugh sat down, on the floor. The lord went
on, "Have you learned Language? We're told that you have."
"May it please Their Charity, 'this
one's time has been devoted singly to that purpose, with what inadequate
resultsknown to them far better than their servant would dare venture to
estimate."
"Not bad. Accent could be crisper.
And you missed an infix. How do you like the weather we've been having?"
"Weather is as Uncle the Mighty
ordains it. If it pleases His favorite nephew, it cannot fail to make joyful
one so humble as this servant."
"Quite good. Accent blurry but
understandable. Work on it. Tell your teachers we said it. Now drop that fancy
speech, I haven't time to listen to it. Equals speech, always. In private, I
mean."
"All right. I-" Hugh broke off;
one of the female servants had returned, to kneel in front of her lord with a
drink on a tray.
Ponse glanced sharply at Hugh, then looked
at the girl. "It? Doesn't count, it's a deaf mute. You were saying?"
"I was about to say that I couldn't
have an opinion about weather because I haven't seen any since I got
here."
"I suppose not. I gave orders for you
to learn Language as quickly as possible and servants are inclined to follow
instructions literally. No imagination. All right, you will walk outdoors an
hour each day. Tell whoever is in charge of you. Any petition? Are you getting
enough to eat? Are you being treated well?"
"The food is good, I'm used to eating
three times a day but-"
"You can eat four times a day if you
wish. Again, tell the one in charge of you. All right, now to other matters.
Hugh- That's your name, isn't it?"
"Yes, Their Charity."
"Can't you hear? I said, 'Use equals
mode.' My private name is Ponse. Use it. Hugh, if I had not picked you people
up myself, were I not a scholar, and had I not seen with my own eyes the
artifacts in that curious structure, your house, I would not have believed it.
As it is, I must. I'm not a superstitious man. Uncle works in mysterious ways,
but He doesn't use miracles and I would not hesitate to repeat that in any
temple on Earth, unorthodox as it sounds. But- How long does it come to,
Joe?"
"Two thousand one hundred and three
years."
"Call it two thousand. What's the
matter, Hugh?"
"Uh, nothing, nothing."
"If you're going to throw up, go
outside; I picked these rugs myself. As I was saying, you've given my
scientists something to think about-and a good thing, too; they haven't turned
out anything more important than a better mousetrap in years. Lazy scoundrels.
I've told them to come up with a sensible answer, no miracles. How five
people-or six-and a building of some mass could hurdle twenty centuries and
never break an egg. Exaggeration. Joe tells me it broke some bones and other
things. Speaking of bones, Joe tells me this won't please you-and it didn't
please him-but I ordered my scientists to disturb some bones. Strontium
sampling, that sort of thing; I suppose you've never heard of it. Clear proof
that the cadaver had matured before the period of maximum radioactivity- Look,
I warned you about these rugs. Don't do it!" Hugh gulped. ("Karen!
Karen! Oh, my darling!")
"Better now? Perhaps I should have
told you that a priest was present, proper propitiations were made-exactly as
if it had been one of the Chosen. Special concession, my orders. And when the
tests were completed every atom was returned and the grave closed with proper
rites."
"That's true, Hugh," Joseph said
gravely. "I was there. And I put on fresh flowers. Flowers that will stay
fresh, I'm told."
"Certainly they will," Ponse
confirmed, "until they wear out from sheer erosion. I don't know why you
use flowers but if there are any other rites or sacrifices necessary to atone
for what may seem to you a desecration, just name it. I'm a broadminded man;
I'm aware that other times had other customs."
"No. No, best let it be."
"As you wish. It was done from
scientific necessity. It seemed more reasonable than amputating one of your
fingers. Other tests also kept my scientists from wiggling out of the obvious.
Foods preserved by methods so ancient that I doubt if any modem food expert
would know how to duplicate same- and yet the foods were edible. At least some
servants were required to eat them; no harm resulted. A fascinating
radioactivity gradient between upper and inner sides of the roof structure-I
gave them a hint on that. Acting on information received from Joe, I ordered
them to look for evidence that this event took place at the beginning of the
East-West War that destroyed the Northern Hemisphere.
"So they found it. Calculations lead
them to believe that the structure must have been near the origin of an
atom-kernel explosion. Yet it was unhurt. That produced a theory so wild that I
won't tire your ears with it; I've told them to go on working.
"But the best thing is the historical
treasure. I am a man of history, Hugh; history, properly interpreted, tells
everything. The treasure, of course, are those books that came along. I am not
exaggerating when I say that they are my most precious possessions. There are
only two other copies of the Encyclopaedia Britannica in the world today-and
those are not this edition and are in such poor shape that they are curiosities
rather than something a scholar can work with; they weren't cared for during
the Turmoil Ages."
Ponse leaned back and looked happy.
"But mine is in mint condition!"
He added, "I'm not discounting the
other books. Treasures, all of them. Especially the Adventures of Odysseus,
which is known only by reputation. I take it that the pictures date from the
time of Odysseus too?"
"I'm afraid not. The artist was alive
in my time."
"Too bad. They're interesting,
nevertheless. Primitive art, stronger than we have now. But I exaggerated when
I said that the books were my dearest possession."
"Yes?"
"You are! There! Doesn't that please
you?"
Hugh barely hesitated. "Yes. If
true." (If it's true that I am your chattel, you arrogant bastard, I prefer
being a valuable one!)
"Oh, quite true. If you had been
speaking in protocol mode, you wouldn't have been able to phrase a doubt. I
never lie, Hugh; remember that. You and- That other one, Joe?"
"Duke."
"'Duke.' Although Joe speaks highly
of your scholarship, not so highly of its. But let me explain. There are other
scholars who read Ancient English. None in my household, true; since it is not
a root language to any important degree, few study it. Nevertheless, scholars
could be borrowed. But none such as yourself. You actually lived then; you'll
be able to translate knowledgeably, without these maddening four and five
interpretations of a single passage that disfigure most translations from
ancient sources, all because the scholar doesn't really know what the ancient
author was talking about. Lack of cultural context, I mean. And no doubt you
will be able to supply explanations for things obscure to me and commonplace to
you.
"Right? Right! So you see what I
want. Start with the Encyclopaedia Britannica. Get busy today, translate it.
Just scribble it out quickly, sloppy but fast. Someone else will pretty it up
for my eyes. Understand? All right, go do it."
Hugh gulped. "But, Ponse, I can't
write Language."
"What?"
"I was taught to speak; I haven't
been taught to read and write."
Ponse blinked. "Memtok!"
The Chief Palace Domestic arrived with
such speed that one might suspect that he was just outside the door. And so he
had been-listening in on private conversation by means Memtok was certain were
not known to the Lord Protector
inasmuch as Memtok was still breathing.
Such measures were risky but he found them indispensable to efficient
performance of his duties. At worst, it was safer than planting a slut in there
who was not quite a deaf mute.
"Memtok, I told you it was to be
taught to speak, read, and write Language."
Hugh listened, eyes downcast, while the
Chief Domestic tried to protest that the order had never been given (it had
not) but nevertheless had been carried out (obviously false), all without
contradicting the Lord Protector (impossible to reconcile, inconceivable to
attempt).
"Garbage," Ponse remarked.
"I don't know why I don't put you up for adoption. You would look good in
a coal mine. That pale skin would be improved by some healthy coal dust."
He twitched his quirt and Memtok paled still more. "Very well, let it be
corrected. It is to spend half of each day in learning to read and write, the
other half in translating and in dictating same into a recorder. I should have
thought of that; writing takes too long. Nevertheless, I want it to be able to
read and write." He turned to Hugh. "Anything you can think of? That
you need?"
Hugh started to phrase a request in the
involved indirection which presumed nothing, as required by protocol mode,
rising.
Ponse chopped him off. "Speak
directly, Hugh. Memtok, close your ears. No ceremony needed in Memtok's
presence, he is a member of my inner family, my nephew in spirit if not in the
eyes of my senior sister. Spit it out."
Memtok relaxed and looked as beatific as
his vinegar features permitted. "Well, Ponse, I need room to work. My cell
is the size of that divan."
"Describe your needs."
"Well, I'd like a room with natural
light, one with windows, say a third the size of this one. Working tables,
bookshelves, writing materials, a comfortable chair-yes, and access to a toilet
without having to wait; it interferes with my thinking otherwise."
"Don't you have that?"
"No. And I don't think it helps my
thinking to be touched up with a whip."
"Memtok, have you been whipping
it?"
"No, my uncle. I swear."
"You would swear if you were caught
with cream on your lip. Who has been?"
Hugh dared to interrupt. "I'm not
complaining, Ponse. But those whips make me nervous. And I never know who can
give me orders. Anybody, apparently. I haven't been able to find out my
status."
"Mmm- Memtok, where do you have it in
the Family?" The head servant barely conceded that he had not been able to
solve that problem.
"Let's solve it. We make it a
department head. Mmm- Department of Ancient History. Title: Chief Researcher.
Senior head of department, just below you. Pass the word around. I'm doing this
to make clear how valuable this servant is to me . . . and anyone who slows up
its work is likely to wind up in the stew. I suppose it will really be a
one-servant department but you fill it out, make it look good, by transferring
its teachers, and whoever looks out for its recorder and prepares the stuff for
me, a cleaner or two, an assistant to boss them- I don't want to take up its
valuable time on routine. A messenger. You know. There must be dozens of idlers
around this house, eating their silly heads off, who would look well in the
Department of Ancient History. Now have fetched a lesser whip and a lesser
badge. Move."
In moments Hugh was wearing a medallion
not much smaller than Memtok's. Ponse took the whip and removed something from
it. "Hugh, I'm not giving you a charged whip, you don't know how to use
it. If one of your loafers need spurring, Memtok will be glad to help. Later,
when you know how, we'll see. Now- Are you satisfied?"
Hugh decided that it was not the time to
ask to see Barbara. Not with Memtok present. But he was beginning to hope.
He and Memtok were dismissed together.
Memtok did not object when Hugh walked abreast of him.
Chapter
13
Memtok was silent while he led Hugh back
down to servants' country; he was figuring out how to handle this startling
development to his own advantage.
This savage's status had troubled the
Chief Domestic from arrival. He didn't fit-and in Memtok's world everything had
to fit. Well, now the savage had an assigned status; Their Charity had spoken
and that was that. But the situation was not improved. The new status was so
ridiculous as to make the whole belowstairs structure (the whole world, that
is) a mockery.
But Memtok was shrewd and practical. The
bedrock of his philosophy was: You can't fight City Hall, and his basic
strategy in applying it was the pragmatic rule: When you can't beat 'em, you
join 'em.
How could this savage's preposterous
promotion be made to appear necessary and proper-and a credit to the Chief
Domestic?
Uncle! The savage wasn't even tempered.
Nor would he be. At least not yet. Later, possibly-it would make everything so
much more tidy. Memtok had been amazed when Their Charity had postponed the
obvious. Memtok hardly recalled his own tempering; his emotions and drives
before that time were a thin memory-of someone else. There was no reason for
the savage to have kicked up a fuss about it; tempering marked promotion into
real living. Memtok looked forward to another half century of activity, power,
gracious living- what stud could claim that?
But there it was. How to make it look
good?
A Curiosity!-that's what the savage was.
All great lords possessed Curiosities; there had been times when visiting in
his own caste that he had been embarrassed by the fact that his own lord took
no interest in Curiosities; there were not even Siamese twins nor a two-headed
freak in the whole household. Not even a flipper-armed dwarf. Their Charity
was-let's admit it-too simple in his tastes for his high rank; sometimes Memtok
was a little ashamed of him. Spending his time on scrolls and such when he
should be upholding the pride of the house.
That lord in Hind- What title? Prince
something or other silly. Never mind, he had that big cage where studs and
sluts lived and mated with great apes, talked the same jabber-it wasn't
Language-and you couldn't tell which was which save that some were hairy and
some were smooth. There was a Curiosity worthy of a great household! That
lord's chief domestic had declared by the Uncle that there were live
crossbreeds from the experiment, hidden away where the priests couldn't object.
It might be true, since it was a fact that despite official denial crossbreeds
between servants and Chosen were possible-and did happen, even though
designated bedwarmers were always sterile. But these accidents were never
allowed to see the light of day.
A Curiosity, that was the angle. An
untempered who was nevertheless a servant executive. A Famous Scholar who had
not even been able to speak Language when he was almost as old as Memtok. A man
out of nowhere. From the stars. Everybody knew that there were men somewhere in
the stars.
Probably a miracle . . . and the temples
were investigating and any year now this household would be famous for its
unique Curiosity. Yes. A word here, a word there, a veiled hint-
"Hugh," Memtok said cordially. "May I call you 'Hugh'?"
"What? Why, certainly!" "You must call me 'Memtok.' Let's stroll
a bit and pick out space for your departmental headquarters. You would like a
sunny place, I understand. Perhaps rooms facing the gardens? And do you want
your personal quarters opening off your headquarters? Or would you rather have
them elsewhere so that you can get away from it all?" The latter, Memtok
decided. Roust out the head gardener and the studmaster and give the savage
both their quarters-that would make everyone understand how important this
Curiosity was . . . and get both of them sore at the savage, too. He'd soon
realize who was his friend. Memtok, namely, and nobody else. Besides, the
gardener had been getting uppity, implying that his work didn't come under the
Chief Domestic. A touching up was what he needed.
Hugh said, "Oh, I don't need anything
fancy."
"Come, come! We want you to have
every facility. I wish 1 could get away from it all sometimes. But I
can't-problems, problems, problems, every minute of the day; some people have
to have all their thinking done for them. It will be a treat to have a man of
the mind among us. We'll find you cozy quarters, plenty of room for you and
your valet. But separate." Valet? Was there a tempered young buck around,
well housebroken and biddable, who could be depended on to report everything
and keep his mouth shut? Suppose he had his sister's eldest son tempered now,
would the lad shape up in time? And would his sister see the wisdom in it? He
had great hopes for the boy. Memtok was coldly aware that he would have to go
someday-though not for many years-and he was determined that his heir should
succeed to his high office. But it would take planning, and planning could
never start too soon. If his sister could be made to see it- Memtok led Hugh
through crowded passageways; servants scurried out of the way wherever they
went-save one who stumbled and got tingled for his awkwardness.
"My!" said Hugh. "This is a
big building."
"This? Wait till you see the
Palace-though no doubt it is falling to rack and ruin, under my chief deputy.
Hugh, we use only a quarter of the staff here. There is no formal entertaining,
just garden parties. And only a handful of guests. In the city the Chosen are
always coming and going. Many a time I am rooted out of bed in the night to
open apartments for some lord and his ladies without a moment's warning. And
that is where planning counts. To -be able to open the door of a guest-wing
flat and know-know, mind you, without looking-that beds are freshly perfumed,
refreshments waiting, everything spotless, music softly playing."
"That must take real staff
work."
"Staff work!" Memtok snorted.
"I wish I could agree. What it takes is for me to inspect every room,
every night, no matter how tired I am, before I go to bed. Then stay up to see
that mistakes are corrected, not depend on their lies. They're all liars, Hugh.
Too much 'Happiness.' Their Charity is generous; he never cuts down on the
ration."
"I've found the food ample. And
good."
"I didn't say food, I said
'Happiness.' I control the food and I don't believe in starving them, not even
as punishment. A tingle is better. They understand that. Always remember one
thing, Hugh; most servants don't really have minds. They're as thoughtless as
the Chosen-not referring to Their Charity of course; I would never criticize my
own patron. I mean Chosen in general. You understand." He winked and gave
Hugh a dig in the ribs.
"I don't know much about the
Chosen," Hugh admitted. "I've hardly laid eyes on them."
"Well. . . you'll see. It takes more
than a dark skin to make brains no matter what they teach in temple. Not that I
expect you to quote me nor would I admit it if you did. But- Who do you think
runs this household?"
"I haven't been here long enough to
express opinions."
"Very shrewd. You could go far if you
had ambition. Let me put it this way. If Their Charity goes away, the household
goes on smoothly as ever. If I am away, or dare to fall sick- Well, I shudder
to think of it." He gestured with his whip. "They know. You won't
find them scurrying that fast to get out of his way."
Hugh changed the subject. "I did not
understand your remark about a 'ration of Happiness.'"
"Haven't you been receiving
yours?"
"I don't know what it is."
"Oho! One bullock gets you three that
it has been issued but never got as far as you. Must look into that. As to what
it is, I'll show you." Memtok led him up a ramp and out onto a balcony.
Below was the servants' main dining hail, crowded with three queues.
"This, is issue time-studs at a different hour, of course. They can have
it as drink, in chewing form, or to smoke. The dosage is the same but some say
that smoking it produces the keenest happiness."
Memtok used words not in Hugh's
vocabulary; Hugh told him so. Memtok said, "Never mind. It improves the
appetite, steadies the nerves, promotes good health, enhances all pleasures-and
wrecks ambition. The trick is to be able to take it or leave it alone. I never
took it regularly even when I was at stud; I had ambition. I take it now only
on feast days or such-in moderation." Memtok smiled. "You'll find out
tonight."
"I will?"
"Didn't I tell you? Banquet in your
honor, just after evening prayer."
Hugh was hardly listening. He was
searching the far queue, trying to spot Barbara.
Memtok sent the Chief Veterinarian and the
Household Engineer as an escort of honor for Hugh. Hugh was mildly embarrassed
at this attention from the physician and surgeon in view of the helpless
posture he had been in the last time he had seen the man. But the veterinarian
was most cordial.
Memtok headed the long table with Hugh on
his right. Twenty department heads were seated; there was one lower servant
standing behind each guest and endless streams coming in and out from kitchen
and pantry. The banquet room was beautiful, its furnishings lavish, and the
feast was sumptuous and endless; Hugh wondered what a meal of the Chosen must
be like if their upper servants ate this way.
He soon found out, in part. Memtok was served
twice, once from the tasty dishes everyone shared, again from another menu.
These dishes he sampled, using separate plates, but rarely did more than taste.
Of the regular menu he ate sparingly and sometimes passed up dishes.
He noticed Hugh's glance. "The Lord
Protector's dinner. Try it. At your own risk, of course."
"What risk?"
"Poison, naturally. When a man is
over a hundred years old his heir is certain to be impatient. To say nothing of
business competitors, political rivals, and subverted friends. Go ahead; the
taster tries it half an hour before Their Charity- or I-touches it, and we've
lost only one taster this year."
Hugh decided that his nerve was being
tested; he tried a spoonful.
"Like it?" asked the Chief
Domestic.
"Seems greasy to me."
"Hear that, Gnou? Our new cousin is a
man of taste. Greasy. Someday you'll be fried in your own grease, I fear. The
truth is, Hugh, that we eat better than the Chosen do. . . although courses are
served more elaborately in the Grand Hall, of course. But I am a gourmet who
appreciates artistry; Their Charity doesn't care what it is as long as it
doesn't squeal when he bites it. If the sauces are too elaborate, the spices
too exotic, he'll send it back with a demand for a slice of roast, a hunk of bread,
and a pitcher of milk. True, Gnou?"
"You have said it."
"And frustrating."
"Very," admitted the chef.
"So Cousin Gnou's best cooks work for
us, and the Chosen struggle along with ones whose chief skill lies in getting a
bird's skin back on without ruffling the feathers. Cousin Hugh, if you will
excuse me, I must lift up to the Grand Hall and attempt by proper ceremony to
make Cousin Gnou's pièce de résistance seem better than it is. Don't believe
what they tell you about me while I'm gone-regrettably it's all true." He
exposed his teeth in what must have been a smile and left.
No one spoke for a while. Finally
someone-Hugh thought it was the transportation master but he had met too many-
said, "Chief Researcher, what household were you with before you were
adopted, may one ask?"
"One may. House of Farnham,
Freeholder Extraordinary."
"So. I am forced to admit that the
title of your Chosen is new to me. A new title, perhaps?"
"Very old," Hugh answered.
"Extremely ancient and granted directly by Uncle the Mighty, blessed be
His Name. The rank is roughly that of king, but senior to it."
"Really?"
Hugh decided to drop that shovel for a
wider one. In earlier conversation he had learned that Memtok knew a great deal
about many things-but almost nothing about such trivia as history, geography,
and matters outside the household. And from his Language lessons he knew that a
servant who could read and write was rare, even among executives, unless the
skill was necessary to his duties. Memtok had told him proudly that he had
petitioned the opportunity while he was still at stud and had labored at it to
the amusement of the other studs. "I had my eyes on the future," he
had told Hugh. "I could have had five more years, probably ten, at
stud-but as soon as I could read, I petitioned to be tempered. So I had the
last laugh-for where are they now?"
Hugh decided on the very widest shovel; a
big lie was always easier to sell. "The title is unbroken for three
thousand years in House Farnham. The line remained intact by direct
intervention of the Uncle right through Turmoil and Change. Because of its
Divine origin its holder speaks to the Proprietor as an equal, 'thee' and
'thou.'" Hugh drew himself up proudly. "And I was factotum-in-chief
to Lord Farnham."
"A noble house indeed. But
'factotum-in-chief'? We don't use that designation here. A domestic?"
"Yes and no. The chief domestic works
under the factotum."
The man almost gasped. "And so,"
Hugh went on, "do all servant executives, domestic or not-business,
political, agrarian, everything. The responsibility is wearing."
"So I should imagine!"
"It is. I was growing old and my
health was failing-I suffered a temporary paralysis of my lower limbs.
Truthfully I never liked responsibility, I am a scholar. So I petitioned to be
adopted and here I am-scholar to a Chosen of similar scholarly 'tastes . . . a
fitting occupation for my later years." Hugh realized that he had
stretched one item too far; the veterinarian looked up. "This paralysis, I
noted no signs of it." (Damn it, doctors never cared about anything but
their specialty!) "It came on me suddenly one morning," Hugh said
smoothly, "and I haven't been troubled by it since. But to a man of my
years it was a warning."
"And what are your years? Professional
interest, of course. One may ask?"
Hugh tried to make the snub as direct as
some he had heard Memtok pass out. "One may not. I'll let you know when I
need your services. But," he added, to sooth the smart, "it would be
fair to say that I was born some years earlier than Their Charity."
"Astonishing. From your physical
condition-quite good, I thought-I would have judged you to be no more than
sixty, at most."
"Blood will tell," Hugh said
smugly. "I am not the only one of my bloodline to live a very long
time."
He was saved from further evasions by the
return of Memtok. Everyone stood up. Hugh didn't notice in time, so he remained
seated and brazened it out. If Memtok resented it, he did not let it show. He
clapped Hugh on the shoulder as he sat down. "No doubt they've told you
how I eat my own young?"
"I was given the impression of a
happy family presided over by a beloved uncle."
"Liars, all of them. Well, I'm
through for the evening- until some emergency. Their Charity knows that we are
welcoming you; he commanded me not to return to the Grand Hall. So now we can
relax and be merry." The Chief Domestic tapped his goblet with a spoon.
"Cousins and nephews, a toast to our newest cousin. Possibly you heard
what I said-the Lord Protector is pleased at our modest effort to make Cousin
Hugh feel at home in Their Family. But I am sure that you already guessed that
. . . since one cannot miss that Cousin Hugh carries, not a least whip, but a
lesser whip exactly like mine!" Memtok smiled archly. "Let us trust
that he will never need to use it."
Loud applause greeted the boss's brilliant
sally. He went on solemnly, "You all know that not even my chief deputy
carries such authority, much less the ordinary department head
and from that I am sure you conclude that
a hint from Cousin Hugh, Chief Researcher and Aide in Scholarship to Their
Charity by direct appointment-a hint from him is an order from me-so don't let
me have to make it a direct order.
"And now the toasts! All cousins
together and let Happiness flow freely . . . so let the junior among us give
the first toast. Who claims it, who claims it?"
The party got rowdy. Hugh noted that
Memtok drank sparingly. He remembered the warning and tried to emulate him. It
was impossible. The Chief Domestic could drop out of any toast, merely raise
his glass, but Hugh as guest of honor felt compelled to drink them all.
Some unknown time later Memtok led him
back to his newly acquired, luxurious quarters. Hugh felt drunk but not
unsteady-it was just that the floor was so far away. He felt illuminated,
possessed of the wisdom of the ages, floating on silvery clouds, and soaked
through with angelic happiness. He still had no idea what was in Happiness
drinks. Alcohol? Maybe. Betel nut? Mushrooms? Probably. Marijuana? It seemed
certain. He must write down the formula while it was fresh in his mind. This
was what Grace should have had! He must- But of course, she did have it now.
How very nice! Poor old Grace- He had never understood her-all she needed was a
little Happiness.
Memtok took him into his bedroom. Sleeping
across the foot of his lovely new bed was a female creature, blond and cuddly.
Hugh looked down at her from about a
hundred-foot elevation and blinked. "Who she?"
"Your bedwarmer. Didn't I say?"
"But-"
"It's quite all right. Yes, yes, I
know you are technically a stud. But you can't harm her; this is what she is
for. No danger. Not even altered. A natural freemartin."
Hugh turned around to discuss it, wheeling
slowly because of his great width and high sail area. Memtok was gone. Hugh
found that he could just make it to the bed. "Move over, Kitten," he
muttered, and fell asleep.
He overslept but the kitten was still
there; she had his breakfast waiting. He looked at her with unease-not because
he had a hangover; he did not. Apparently Happiness did not exact such
payments. He felt physically strong, mentally alert, and morally straight-and
very hungry. But this teen-ager was an embarrassment.
"What's your name, kitten?"
"May it please them, this one's name
is of such little importance that whatever they please to call it will be a
boon."
"Cut it, cut it! Use equals
speech."
"I don't really have a name, sir.
Mostly they just say, 'Hey, you.'"
"All right, I'll call you 'Kitten.'
Does that suit you? You look like a kitten."
She dimpled. "Yes, sir. It's ever so
much nicer than 'Hey, you.'"
"All right, your name is 'Kitten.'
Tell everybody and don't answer to 'Hey, you.' Tell them that is official
because the Chief Researcher says so and if anybody doubts it, tell them to
check with the Chief Domestic. If they dare."
"Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Kitten,
Kitten, Kitten," she repeated as if memorizing it, then giggled.
"Pretty!"
"Good. Is that my breakfast?"
"Yes, sir."
He ate in bed, offering her bits, and
discovered that she expected to be fed, or at least allowed to eat. There was
enough for four; between them they ate enough for three. Then he learned that
she expected to assist him in the bathroom; he put a stop to that.
Later, ready to go to his assigned duties,
he said to her, "What do you do now?"
"I go back to sluts' quarters, sir,
as soon as you release me. I come back at bedtime-whatever time you say."
He was about to tell her that she was
charming and that he almost regretted passing .out the night before but that he
did not require her services on future- He stopped. An idea had hit him.
"Look. Do you know a tall slut named Barbara? Oh, this much taller than
you are. She was adopted something over two weeks ago and she had babies, twin
boys, about a week ago."
"Oh, yes, sir. The savage."
"That's the one. Do you know where'
she is?"
"Oh, yes, sir. She's still in
lying-in quarters. I like to go in there and look at the babies." She
looked wistful. "It must be nice."
"Uh, yes. Can you take a message to
her?"
Kitten looked doubtful. "She might
not understand. She's a savage, she can't talk very well."
"Mmm- Damn. No, maybe it's a help.
Wait a moment." His quarters were equipped with a desk; he went to it, got
one of those extraordinary pens-they didn't stain and didn't wear out and
appeared to be solid-found a piece of paper. Hastily he wrote a note, asking
Barbara about herself and the twins, reporting his odd promotion, telling her
that soon, somehow, he would see her-be patient, dear-and assuring her of his
undying devotion.
He added a P.S. "The bearer of this
note is 'Kitten'-if the bearer is short, blond, busty, and about fourteen. She
is my bedwarmer-which means nothing and you've got an evil mind, wench! I'm
going to hang onto her because she is a way-the only way, it would appear-for
me to communicate with you. I'll try to write every day, I'll darn well expect
a note from you every day. If you can. And if anybody does anything you don't
like, tell me and I'll send you his head on a platter. I think. Things are
looking up. Plenty of paper and a pen herewith. Love, love, love-H.
"PPS-go easy on 'Happiness.' It's
habit-forming."
He gave the girl the note and writing
materials. "You know the Chief Domestic by sight?"
"Oh, yes, sir. I've warmed his bed.
Twice."
"Really? I'm amazed."
"Why, sir?"
"Well, I didn't think he would be
interested."
"You mean because he's tempered? Oh,
but several of the executives like to have a bedwarmer anyhow. I like it better
than being sent upstairs; it's less trouble and you get lots more sleep. The
'Chief Domestic doesn't usually send for a bedwarmer, though-it's just that he
checks us and teaches us manners before we are allowed to serve upstairs."
She added, "You see, he knows all about it; he used to be a stud, you
know." She looked at Hugh with innocent curiosity. "Is it true what
they say about you? May one ask?"
"Uh. . . one may not."
"I'm sorry, sir." She looked
crushed. "I didn't mean any harm." She glanced fearfully at his whip,
dropped her eyes.
"Kitten."
"Yes, sir."
"See this whip?"
"Uh, yessir!"
"You will never, never, never feel my
whip. That's a promise. Never. We're friends."
Her face lit up and she looked angelically
beautiful instead of pretty. "Oh, thank you, sir!"
"Another thing. The only whip you
need fear from now on is the Chief Domestic's-so stay out of his way. Anyone
else-any 'least whip'-you tell him, or her, that this lesser whip is what he'll
get if he touches you. Tell him to check with the Chief Domestic. Understand
me?"
"Yes, sir." She looked smugly
happy.
Too smug, Hugh decided. "But you stay
out of trouble. Don't do anything to deserve a tingle-or I might turn you over
to the Chief Domestic for a real tingling, the sort he is famous for. But as
long as you work for me, don't allow anyone but him to tingle you. Now git and
deliver that. I'll see you tonight, about two hours after evening prayer. Or
come earlier if you are sleepy, and go to bed." Must remember to have a
little bed put here for her, he reminded himself.
Kitten touched her forehead and left. Hugh
went to his office and spent a happy day learning the alphabet and dictating
three articles from the Britannica. He found his vocabulary inadequate, so he
sent for one of his teachers and used the man as a dictionary. Even so, he
found it necessary to explain almost endlessly; concepts had changed.
Kitten went straight to the Chief
Domestic's office, made her report, turned over the note and writing materials.
Memtok was much annoyed that he held in his hand what might be important
evidence-and no way to read it. It did occur to him that that other one-Duke?
Juke? Some such-might be able to read these hen scratches. But not likely, of
course, and even under tingling there would be no certainty that Juke would
translate honestly, and no way to check on him.
Asking Joe never crossed his mind. Nor did
asking Their Charity's new bedwarmer. But the impasse had one intriguing
aspect. Was it possible that this savage slut actually could read? And perhaps
even essay to write a reply?
He stuck the note in his copier, gave it
back to the girl. "All right, your name is Kitten. And do exactly as he
tells you about not letting yourself be tingled-and be sure to gossip about it;
I want it known all over. But get this-" He gave Kitten the gentlest of
reminders; she jumped. "This whip is waiting for you, if you make any
mistakes."
"This one hears and obeys!"
Hugh returned from the executives' dining
room rather late; he had sat around and gossiped. He found Kitten asleep in his
bed and remembered that he had forgotten to ask for another bed for her.
'Clutched in her hand was a folded paper.
Gently he worked it out without waking her:
Darling!
How utterly wonderful to see your
handwriting! I knew from Joe that you were safe, hadn't heard about your
promotion, didn't know whether you knew about the twins. First about them- They
are thriving, they both look like their papa, both have his angelic disposition.
Six pounds each at birth is my guess, but, although they were weighed, weights
here mean nothing to me. Me? I'm a prize cow, dearest, no trouble at all-and
the care I received (and am receiving) is fantastically good. I started to
labor, was given something to drink, never hurt again although I remember all
details of having two babies-as if it had happened to somebody else. So trouble
free and actually pleasant that I'd be willing to do it every day. And would,
if the rewards were as nice as little Hugh and Karl Joseph.
As for the rest, boring except for our
fine boys, but I'm learning the language as fast as I can. And somebody should
tell the Borden Company about me-which is good, as our scamps are greedy
eaters. I'm even able to help out the girl in the next bed, who is short on
milk. Just call me Elsie.
I'll be patient. I'm not surprised at your
new honors; I expect that you'll be bossing the place in a month. I have
confidence in my man. My husband. Such a beautiful word- As for Kitten, I don't
believe your Boy Scout assertions, my lecherous darling; your record shows that
you take advantage of innocent young girls. And she's awfully cute.
Seriously, dearest, I know how noble you
are and I didn't have an evil-minded thought. But I would not blame you if your
nobility slipped-especially as I've picked up enough words to be aware of her
odd category in this strange place. I mean, Kitten is not vulnerable and can't
go set. If you did slip, I would not be jealous-not much, anyhow-but I would
not want it to become a habit. Not to the exclusion of me, at least; my
hormones are rearranging themselves very rapidly. But I don't want you to get
rid of her when she is our only way of communicating. Be nice to her; she's a
nice kid. But you're always nice to everyone.
I will write every day-and I will cry into
my pillow and be worried to death any day I don't hear from you.
My love
forever and forever,
B
P.S.
The smear is little Hugh's right footprint.
Hugh kissed the letter, then got into bed,
clutching it. Kitten did not wake.
Chapter
14
Hugh found learning to read and write
Language not difficult. Spelling was phonetic, a sign for every sound. There
were no silent letters and never any question about spelling or pronunciation.
Accent was on the penultima unless marked; the system was as free from traps as
Esperanto. He could sound out any word as soon as he had learned the 47-letter
alphabet, and, with thought, he could spell any word he could pronounce.
Writing and printing were alike, cursive,
and a printed page looked like one written by a skilled penman. He was not
surprised to find that it looked like Arabic and a search in the Britannica
confirmed that the alphabet must have derived from Arabic of his time. Half a
dozen letters had not changed; some were similar although changed. There were
many new letters to cover the expansion into a system of one sound, one
sign-plus letters for sounds XXth century Arabic had never used. Search in the
Britannica convinced him that Arabic, French, and Swahili were the main roots
of Language, plus Uncle alone knew what else. He could not confirm this; a
dictionary with derivations, such as he had been used to for English,
apparently did not exist-and his teachers seemed convinced that Language had
always been just as they knew it. The concept of change baffled them.
It was only of intellectual interest; Hugh
knew neither Arabic, French, nor Swahili. He had learned a little Latin and
less German in high school, and had struggled to learn Russian in his later
years. He was not equipped to study the roots of Language, he was merely
curious.
Nor did he dare spend time on it; he
wanted to please Their Charity, butter him up so that he might, eventually,
petition the boon of seeing Barbara-and that meant a flood of translated
articles. Hugh worked very hard.
The second day after his elevation, Hugh
asked for Duke, and Memtok sent for him. Duke was rather worn down-there were
lines in his face-but he spoke Language. Duke spoke it not as well as his father
and apparently had tangled more with his teachers; his mood seemed to oscillate
between hopelessness and rebellion, and he limped badly.
Memtok made no objection to transferring
Duke to the Department of Ancient History. "Glad to get rid of him. He's
too monstrous big for stud, yet he doesn't seem to be good for anything else.
Certainly, put him to work. I can't bear to see a servant lying around, eating
his head off, doing nothing."
So Hugh took him. Duke looked over Hugh's
private apartment and said, "Christ! You certainly managed to come up
smelling like a rose. How come?"
Hugh explained the situation. "So I
want you to translate legal articles and related subjects-whatever you can do
best."
Duke shoved his fists together and looked
stubborn. "You can stuff it."
"Duke, don't take that attitude. This
is an opportunity."
"For you, maybe. What are you doing
about Mother?"
"What can I do? I'm not allowed to
see her, neither are you. You know that. But Joe assures me that she is not
only comfortable and well treated, but happy."
"So he says. Or so you say he says. I
want to see it myself. I damn well insist on it."
"Very well, insist on it. Go see
Memtok about it. But I must warn you, I can't protect you from him."
"Rats. I know what that slimy little
bastard would say-and what he would do." Duke scowled and rubbed his
injured leg. "It's up to you to arrange it. You've got such an unholy drag
around here, the least you can do is use it to protect Mother."
"Duke, I don't have that sort of
drag. I'm being pampered for the reason a race horse is pampered . . . and I
have just as little to say about it as a race horse has. But I can cut you in
on pampering if you cooperate-decent quarters, immunity from mistreatment, a
pleasant place to work. But I can no more get you into women's quarters, or
have Grace sent here, than I can go to the Moon. They have harem rules here, as
you know."
"And you are content to sit here and
be a trained seal for that ape, and neglect Mother? Count me out!"
"Duke, I won't argue. I'll assign you
a room and send you a volume of the Britannica each day. Then it's up to you.
If you won't work, I'll try to keep Memtok from knowing it. But I think he has
spies all over the place."
Hugh let it go at that. At first he got no
help out of Duke. But boredom worked where argument failed; Duke could not
stand to be shut up in a room with nothing to do. He was not locked up but he
did not venture out much because there was always the chance that he might run
into Memtok, or some other whip-carrying upper servant, who might want to know
what he was doing, and why-servants were expected to look busy even if they
weren't, from morning prayer to evening prayer.
Duke began to produce translations and,
with them, a complaint that he was short on vocabulary. Hugh was able to have
assigned to him a tempered clerk who had worked in Their Charity's legal
affairs.
But he rarely saw Duke-it seemed to be the
only way they could stay out of arguments. Duke's output speeded up after the
first week but fell off in quality-Duke had discovered the sovereign power of
"Happiness."
Hugh considered warning Duke about the
drug, decided against it. If it kept Duke contented, who was he to deny him
this anodyne? The quality of Duke's translations did not worry Hugh; Their
Charity had no way to judge-unless Joe rendered an opinion, which seemed
unlikely. He himself was not trying too hard to turn out good translations;
"not good, but Wednesday" was the principle he used: Give the boss
lucid copy in great quantity-and leave out the hard parts.
Besides, Hugh found that a couple of
drinks of Happiness at dinner topped off the day. It allowed him to read
Barbara's daily letter in a warm glow, write a cheerful answer for Kitten to
carry back, then to bed and sound sleep.
But Hugh did not use much of it; he was
afraid of the stuff. Alcohol, he reasoned, had the advantage of being a poison.
It gave fair warning if one started drinking heavily. But this stuff exacted no
such price; it merely turned anxiety, depression, worry, boredom, any
unpleasant emotion, into an uncritical happy glow. Hugh wondered if it was
principally methyl meprobamate? But he knew little chemistry and that little
was two thousand years behind times.
As a member of the executive servants'
mess Hugh could have all he wanted. But he noted that Memtok was not the only
boss who used the stuff abstemiously; a man did not fight his way up in the
servants' hierarchy by dulling himself with drugs-but sometimes a servant did
get high up, then skidded to the bottom, unable to stand prosperity in the form
of unrationed Happiness. Hugh never learned what became of them.
Hugh could even keep a bottle in his
rooms-and that solved the problem of Kitten.
Hugh had decided not to ask for a bed for
Kitten; he did not want to rub Memtok's nose in the fact that he was using the
child only as a go-between to women's quarters. Instead he required the girl to
make up a bed each night on the divan in his living room.
Kitten was very hurt by this. By now she
was sure that Hugh could make better use of a bedwarmer and she regarded it as
rebuke to her in her honorable capacity as comfort and solace-and it scared
her. If her master did not like her, she might lose the best job she had ever
had. (She did not dare report to Memtok that Hugh had no use for her as a
bedwarmer; she gave reports on every point but that.)
She wept.
She could not have done better; Hugh
Farnham had been a sucker for women's tears all his life. He took her on his
knee and explained that he liked her very much (true), that it was a sad thing
but he was too old to appreciate a female bedmate (a lie), and that he slept
badly and was disturbed by having anyone in bed with him (a half-truth)-and
that he was satisfied with her and wanted her to go on serving him. "Now
wipe your eyes and have a drink of this."
He knew that she used the stuff; she
chewed her ration like bubble gum-chewing gum it was in fact; the powder was
added to chicle. Most servants preferred gum because they could go dreamily
through the day, chewing it while they worked. Kitten passed her empty days
chewing it and chewed the played-out cud in Hugh's quarters after she learned
he did not mind. So he did not hesitate to give her a drink.
Kitten went happily to bed and right to
sleep, no longer worried that her master might get rid of her. That set a
precedent. Each evening, half an hour before Hugh wanted the lights out, he
would give her a short drink of it.
For a while he kept track of the level in
the bottle. Kitten was often in his quarters when he was not, he knew how much
she enjoyed it, and there were no locks in his quarters-his rank entitled him
to locks but Memtok had carefully not told him.
He quit bothering when he was convinced
that Kitten was not snitching it. In fact, Kitten would have been terrified at
the thought of stealing from her master. Her ego was barely big enough for a
mouse; she was less than nothing and knew it and had never owned anything, not
even a name, until Hugh gave her one. Under his kindness she was beginning to
be a person, but it was still the faintest flicker, anything could blow it out.
She would no more have risked stealing from him than she would have risked
killing him.
Hugh, half by intent, encouraged her
confidence. She was a trained bath girl; he gave in and let her scrub his back
and handle the nozzles for his bath, dress him, and take care of his clothes.
She was a masseuse, too; he sometimes found it pleasant to have his head and
neck rubbed after a day spent poring over the fine print or following the lines
in a scroll reader-and she was pathetically anxious to do anything to make
herself necessary.
"Kitten, what do you do in the
daytime?"
"Why, nothing mostly. Sluts of my
subcaste mostly don't have to work if they have night duty. Since I'm having
duty every night I'm allowed to stay in the sleep room until midday. So I do,
even if I'm not sleepy, because the slutmaster is likely to put one to work if
he catches one just wandering around. Afternoons- Well, mostly I try to stay
out of sight. That's best. Safest."
"I see. You can hide out in here if
you like. Or can you?"
Her face lit up. "If you give me a
pass, I can."
"All right, I will. You can watch
television- No, it's not on at that hour. Mmm, you don't know how to read. Or
do you?"
"Oh, no, sir! I wouldn't dare
petition."
"Hmm-" Hugh knew that permission
to learn to read could not be granted even by Memtok; it required Their
Charity's permission and was granted only after investigation of the necessity.
Furthermore, anything he did that was out of line jeopardized his thin chances
of reunion with Barbara.
But- Damn it, a man had to be a man!
"There are scrolls in here and a reader. Do you want to learn?"
"Uncle protect us!"
"Don't swear. If you want to-and can
keep your pretty little mouth shut-I'll teach you. Don't look so damned scared!
You don't have to decide now. Tell me later. Just don't talk about it. To
anyone."
Kitten did not. It scared her not to
report it, but she had a reflex for self-preservation and felt without knowing
why that to report this would endanger her happy setup.
Kitten became substitute family life for
Hugh. She sent him to work cheerful, greeted him with a smile when he came
back, talked if he wanted to talk and never spoke unless spoken to. Most
evenings she curled up 'in front of the television-Hugh thought of it as
"the television" and it was in fact closed-circuit television under
principles not known to him, in color, in three dimensions, and without lines.
It played every evening in the servants'
main hall, from evening prayer until lights-out, to a packed house, and there
were outlets in the apartments of executive servants. Hugh had watched it
several evenings, expecting to gain insight into this strange society he must
learn to live in.
He decided that one might as well try to
study the United States by watching Gunsmoke. It was blatant melodrama, with
acting as stylized as Chinese theater, and the favorite plot seemed to be that
of the faithful servant who dies gloriously that his lord may live.
But it was only second in importance to
Happiness in the morale of life belowstairs. Kitten loved it.
She would watch it, snapping her gum, and
suppressing squeals of excitement, while Hugh read-then sigh happily when the
program ended, accept her little drink of Happiness with profuse thanks and a
touch of her forehead, and go quietly to sleep. Hugh sometimes went on reading.
He read a great deal-every evening (unless
Memtok stopped in to visit) and half of every day. He begrudged the time he
spent translating for Their Charity but never neglected it; it was the hopeful
key to better things. He had found it necessary to study modern culture if he
was to translate matters of ancient history intelligibly. The Summer Palace had
a fair library; he was given access when he claimed necessity for his
work-Memtok arranged it.
But his true purpose was not translation
but to try to understand what had happened to his world to produce this world.
So he usually had a scroll in the reader,
in his office, or in his living room. The scroll system of printing he found
admirable; it mechanized the oldest form of book into a system far more
efficient than bound leaves-drop the double cylinder into the reader, flip it
on, and hold still. The letters raced across in front of his eyes several
hundred feet at a whack, to the end of the scroll. Then the scroll flipped over
and chased back the following line, which was printed upside down to the one
just scanned.
The eye wasted no time flipping back and
forth at stacked lines. But a slight pressure speeded the gadget up to whatever
the brain could accept. As Hugh got used to the phonetics, he acquired speed
faster than he had ever managed in English. But he did not find what he was
looking for.
Somewhere in 'the past the distinctions
between fact, fiction, history, and religious writings seemed to have been
rubbed out. Even when he got it clear that the East-West War that had bounced
him out of his own century was now dated 703 B.C. (Before the Great Change), he
still had trouble matching the world he had known with the "history"
set forth in these scrolls.
The war itself he didn't find hard to
believe. He had experienced only a worm's-eye view of the first hours but what
the scrolls related matched the possibilities: a missile-and-bomb holocaust
that had escalated in its first minutes into "brilliant first strike"
and "massive retaliation" and smeared cities from Peiping to Chicago,
Toronto to Smolensk; fire storms that had done ten times the damage the bombs
did; nerve gas and other poisons that had picked up where fire left off;
plagues that were incubating when the shocked survivors were picking themselves
up and beginning to hope-plagues that were going strong when fallout was no
longer deadly.
Yes, he could believe that. The bright
boys had made it possible, and the dull boys they worked for had not only never
managed to make the possibility unlikely but had never really believed it when
the bright boys delivered what the dull boys ordered.
Not, he reminded himself, that he had
believed in "Better red than dead"-or believe in it now. The
aggression had been one-sided as hell-and he did not regret a megaton of the
"massive retaliation."
But there it was. The scrolls said that it
had killed off the northern world.
But how about the rest of it? It says here
that the United States, at the time of the war, held its black population as
slaves. Somebody had chopped out a century. On purpose? Or was it honest
confusion and almost no records? There had been, he knew, a great book burning
for two centuries during the Turmoil, and even after the Change.
Was it lost history, like Crete? Or did
the priests like it better this way?
And since when were the Chinese classed as
"white" and the Hindus as "black"? Yes, purely on skin
color Chinese and Japanese were as light as the average "white" of
his time, and Hindus were certainly as dark as most Africans-but it was not the
accepted anthropological ordering of his day.
Of course, if all they meant was skin
shade-and apparently that was what they did mean-he couldn't argue. The story
maintained that the whites, with their evil ways, destroyed each other almost
to the last man . . . leaving the innocent, charitable, merciful dark race-beloved
by Uncle the Mighty-to inherit the Earth.
The few white survivors, spared by Uncle's
mercy, had been succored and cherished as children and now again were waxing
numerous under the benevolent guidance of the Chosen. So it read.
Hugh could see that a war which smeared
North America, Europe, all of Asia except India, could kill off most whites and
almost all Chinese. But what had happened to the white minority in South
America, the whites of the Union of South Africa, and the Australians and New
Zealanders?
Search as he would, Hugh could not find
out. All that seemed certain was that the 'Chosen were dark whereas servants
were pale faces-and usually small. Hugh and his son towered over the other
servants. Contrariwise, the few Chosen he had seen were big men.
If present-day whites were descended from
Australians, mostly-No, couldn't be, Aussies had not been runts. And those
"Expeditions of Mercy"-were they slave raids? Or pogroms? Or, as the
scrolls said, rescue missions for survivors?
The book burnings might account for these
discrepancies. It wasn't clear to Hugh whether all books had been put to the
torch, or possibly technical books had been spared-for it was clear that the
Chosen had technology superior to that of his time; it seemed unlikely that
they had started from scratch.
Or was it unlikely? All the technology of
his own time that had amounted to a damn had been less than five hundred years
old, most of it less than a hundred, and the most amazing parts less than a
generation. Could the world have gone back to a dark ages, then pulled out of
it and more, in two thousand years? Of course it could!
Either way, the Koran had been the only
book officially exempt from the torch-and Hugh harbored a suspicion that the
Koran had not been spared either. He 'had owned a translation of the Koran, had
read it several times.
He wished now that he had put it into the
shelter, for the Koran as he now read it in "Language" did not match
his memory. For one thing, he had thought that Mahomet was a redheaded Arab;
this "Koran" mentioned his skin color repeatedly, as black. And he
was sure that the Koran was free of racism. This "improved" version
was rabid with it.
Furthermore, this Koran had a new
testament with a martyred Messiah. He had taught and had been hanged for it-
religious scrolls were all marked with a gallows. Hugh did not object to a new
testament; there had been time for a new revelation and religions had them as
naturally as a cat has kittens. What he objected to was some revisionist
working over the words of the Prophet, apparently to make them fit this new
book. That wasn't fair, that was cheating.
The social organization Hugh found almost
as puzzling. He was beginning to get a picture of a complex culture, stable,
even static-high technology, few innovations, smooth, efficient-and decadent.
Church and State were one-"One Tongue, One King, One People, One
God." The Lord Proprietor was sovereign and supreme pontiff and owned
everything under Uncle's grant, and the Lords Protector such as Ponse were his
bishops and held only fiefs. Yet there were plenty of private citizens (Chosen,
of course-a white was not a person), shopkeepers, landowners, professional men,
etc. A setup for an absolute totalitarian communism yet streaked through with
what appeared to be private enterprise- Hell, there were even corporations if
he understood what he was reading.
The most interesting point to Hugh (aside
from the dismal fact that his own status was fixed by law and custom at zero)
was the inheritance system. Family was everything, yet marriage was almost
nothing-present but not important. Descent was through the female line-but
power was exercised by males.
This confused Hugh until it suddenly fell
into place. Ponse was Lord Protector because he was eldest son of an eldest
daughter-whose oldest brother had been Lord Protector before Ponse. Ponse's
heir therefore was his oldest sister's oldest son-title went down through
mother and daughter endlessly, with power vested in the oldest brother of each
female heir. It did not matter who Ponse's father was and it mattered even less
what sons he had; none of them could inherit. Ponse inherited from his mother's
brother; his heir was his sister's son.
Hugh could see that, under this system,
marriage would never be important-bastardy might be a concept so abstract as to
be unrecognized-but family would be more important than ever. Women (of the
Chosen) could never be downgraded; they were more important than males even
though they ruled through their brothers-and Religion recognized this; the One
God, Uncle the Mighty, had an elder sister, the Eternal Mamaloi. . . so sacred
that she was not prayed to and her name was never used in cursing. She was just
there, the Eternal Female Principle that gave all life and being.
Hugh had a feeling that he had read about
this sort of descent before, uncle to nephew through the female line, so he
searched the Britannica. He was surprised to discover that the setup had
prevailed at one time or another in every continent and many cultures.
The Great Change had been when Mamaioi had
at last succeeded-working indirectly, as always-in uniting all Her children
under one roof and placing their Uncle in charge. Then She could rest.
Hugh's comment was: "And God help the
human race!"
Hugh kept expecting Their Charity to send
for him. But two months passed and he did not, and Hugh was beginning to fret
that he would never have a chance to ask to see Barbara-apparently Ponse had no
interest in him as long as he kept on grinding out translations. Translating
the Britannica looked like a job for several lifetimes; he resolved to stir
things up, so he sent one day's batch with a letter to Their Charity.
A week later the Lord Protector sent for
him. Memtok came for Hugh, dancing with impatience but insisting that Hugh wash
his armpits, rub himself with deodorant, and put on a clean robe.
The Lord Protector did not seem to care
how Hugh smelled; he let him wait while he did something else. Hugh stood in
silence. . . although Grace was present. She was lounging on a divan, playing
with cats and chewing gum. She glanced at Hugh, then ignored him, save that her
face took on a secret smile that Hugh knew well- He called it "canary that
ate the cat."
Dr.-Livingstone-I-Presume greeted Hugh,
jumping down, coming over and rubbing against his ankles. Hugh knew that he
should ignore it, wait for the lord to recognize his presence-but this cat had
been his friend a long time; he could not snub it. He bent down and stroked the
cat.
The skies did not split, Their Charity
ignored the breach.
Presently the Lord Protector said,
"Boy, come here. What's this about making money from your translations?
What in Uncle gave you the notion I needed money?"
Hugh had got the notion from Memtok. The Chief
Domestic had growled about how difficult it was to run things, with
penny-pinching from on high getting worse every year.
"May it please Their Charity, this
one's opinions are of no value, it is true, but-"
"Cut the flowery talk, damn
you!"
"Ponse, back where-when-I came from
there never was a man so rich but what he needed more money. Usually, the
richer he was, the more he needed."
The lord grinned. "'Plus ça change,
plus c'est la même chose.' Hugh, you aren't just sniffing Happiness. Things are
the same now. Well? What's your idea? Spit it out."
"It seems to me that there are things
in your encyclopaedia which might be turned to a profit. Processes and such
that have been lost in the last two thousand years-but might be worth money
now."
"All right, do it. The stuff you send
up is satisfactory, what I've had time to read. But some of it is trivial.
'Smith, John, born and died-a politician who did nothing much and did that
little poorly.' Know what I mean?"
"I think so, Ponse."
"All right, skip that garbage and dig
me up four or five juicy ideas I can cash in on."
Hugh hesitated. Ponse said, "Well?
Didn't you understand?"
"I think I need help. You see, I
don't know anything really, except what goes on belowstairs. I thought Joe
might help."
"How?"
"I understand that he has traveled
with you, seen things. He is more likely to be able to pick out subjects that
merit study. He could pick the articles, I will translate them, and you can
judge whether there is anything to exploit. I can synopsize them, so that you
needn't waste time wading through details if the subject doesn't merit
it."
"Good idea. I'm sure Joe will be
happy to help. All right, send up the encyclopaedia. All."
Hugh was dismissed so abruptly that he had
no chance to mention Barbara. But, he reflected, he could not have risked it
with Grace present.
He considered digging out Duke, telling
him that his mother was fat and happy-both literally-but decided against it. He
wasn't sure how pleased Duke would be with a truthful report. They didn't see
eye to eye and that was that.
Chapter
15
Joe sent down a volume every day for many
days, with pages marked; Hugh slaved to keep up and to make useful
translations. After two weeks Hugh was again sent for.
He expected a conference over some
business idea. What he found was Ponse, Joe, and a Chosen he had never seen.
Hugh instantly prepared to speak protocol mode, rising.
The Lord Protector said, "Come here,
Hugh. Cut the cards. And don't start any of that tiresome formality, this is
family. Private."
Hugh hesitantly approached. The other
Chosen, a big dark man with a permanent scowl, didn't seem pleased. He was
carrying his quirt and twitched it. But Joe looked up and smiled. "I've
been teaching them contract, Hugh, and our fourth had to be away. I've been
telling Ponse that you are the best player any where or when. So don't let me
down."
"I'll try not to." Hugh
recognized one deck of cards, they had once been his. The other deck appeared
to be hand painted and were beautiful. The card table was not from the shelter;
fabulous hand craftsmanship had gone into it.
The cut made Hugh partner of the strange
Chosen. Hugh tried not to show how nervous it made him, as his partner clearly
did not like it. But the Chosen grunted and accepted it.
His partner's contract, at three spades-by
a fluke distribution 'they made four. His partner growled, "Boy, you
underbid, you wasted game. Don't let it happen again."
Hugh kept quiet and dealt.
On the next hand Joe and Ponse made five
clubs. Hugh's partner was furious-at Hugh. "If you had led diamonds, we
would have set them! And you washed out our leg. I warned you. Now I'm-"
"Mrika!" Ponse said sharply.
"This is contract. Play it as such. And put that tickler down. The servant
played correctly."
"It did not! And I'm damned if I care
for letting it in the game anyhow. I can smell the rank, sharp stink of a buck
servant no matter how much it's scrubbed. I don't think this one is scrubbed at
all."
Hugh felt sweat breaking out in his
armpits and flinched. But Ponse said evenly, "Very well, we excuse you.
You may leave."
"That suits me!" The 'Chosen
stood up. "Just one thing before I do- If you don't quit staffing, Their
Mercy will let the North Star Protectorate-"
"Are you planning to put up the
money?" Their Charity said sharply.
"Me? It's a Family matter. Not but
what I wouldn't jump at the chance! Forty million hectares and most of it in
prime timber? Of course I would! But I hardly have one bullock to jingle against
another-and you know why."
"Certainly we know. You gamble."
"Oh, come now! A businessman has to
take chances. You can't call it gambling when-"
"We do call it gambling. We do not
object to gambling but we have a vast distaste for losing. If you must lose,
you will do it with your own bullocks."
"But this isn't gambling, it's a sure
thing-as well as getting us in solid with Their Mercy. The Family-"
"We decide what is good for the
Family. Your turn will come soon enough. In the meantime we are as anxious to
please the Lord Proprietor as you are. But not with bullocks the Family doesn't
have in the treasury."
"You could borrow it. The interest
would only come to-.-"
"You wanted to leave, Mrika. We note
that you have left." Ponse picked up cards and began to shuffle.
The younger Chosen snorted and left.
Ponse laid out a solitaire game, started
to play. Presently he said to Joe, "Sometimes that young man gets me so
annoyed that I would happily change my will."
Joe looked puzzled. "I thought you
could not disinherit him?"
"Oh, no!" Their Charity looked
shocked. "Not even a peasant can do that. Where would we be if there were
no stability here on Earth? I wouldn't dream of it, even if the law permitted
it; he's my heir. I was just thinking of the servants."
Joe said, "I don't follow you."
"Why, you know- No, perhaps you
don't. I keep forgetting that you didn't grow up among us. My will disposes of
things personally mine. Not much-jewelry, scrolls, such. Value probably less
than a million. Trivia. Except household servants. Just the household, I'm not
talking about servants in mines or on ranches, or in our shipping lines. It's
customary to list all household servants in a will-otherwise they escort their
uncle." He grinned. "It would be a good joke on Mrika if he found
that he was going to have to raise the money to adopt fifteen hundred, two
thousand servants-or shut the house and live in a tent. I can just see that.
Why, the lad can't take a pee without four servants to shake it. I doubt if he
knows how to put on his boots. Hugh, if you tell me to put the black lady on
the red lord, I'll tingle you. I'm not in a good mood."
Hugh said hastily, "Did you miss a
play? I hadn't noticed."
"Then why were you staring at the
cards?" Hugh had indeed been staring at the game, trying to be invisibie.
He had been made very nervous by witnessing a quarrel between Ponse and his
nephew. But he had missed not a word, he found it extremely interesting.
Ponse went on, "Which would you
prefer, Hugh? To escort me to Heaven? Or stay here and serve Mrika? Don't
answer too quickly. If you stay here, I venture you may be eating your own toes
to stay your hunger before I'm gone a year. . whereas Heaven is a nice place,
so the Good Scroll tells."
"It's a hard choice."
"Well, you don't have to make it, nor
will you know. A servant should never know, it keeps him on his toes. That
scoundrel Memtok keeps praying me for the honor of being in my escort. If I
thought he was sincere, I would dismiss him for incompetence." Ponse swept
the cards together. "Damn that lad! He's poor company but I had my liver
set on a few good, hard rubbers. Joe, we've got to teach more people to play.
Being left without a fourth is annoying."
"Certainly," agreed Joe.
"Right now?"
"No, no. I want to play, damn
it, not watch some beginner's bumbles. I'm growing addicted. Takes a man's
worries off his mind."
Hugh was hit by inspiration. "Ponse,
if you don't mind having another servant in the game . . ."
Joe brightened up. "Why, of course!
He-"
"Barbara," Hugh cut in fast,
before Joe could mention Duke.
Joe blinked. Then he smoothly picked it
up. "He-Hugh, I mean-was about to mention a servant named Barbara. Good
bridge player."
"Well! You've been teaching this game
belowstairs, Hugh?" Ponse added, "'Barbara'? A name I don't
recognize. Not one of the upper servants."
"You remember her," Joe said.
"She was with us when you picked us up. The tall one."
"Oh, yes. Bigging, it was. Joe, are
you telling me that a slut can play this game?"
"She's a top player," Joe
assured him. "Plays better than I do. Heavens, Ponse, she can play rings
around you. Isn't that right, Hugh?"
"Barbara is an excellent
player."
"This I must see to believe."
A few minutes later Barbara, freshly
bathed and scared, was fetched in. She glanced at Hugh, looked startled silly,
opened her mouth, closed it, and stood mute.
Ponse came up to her. "So this is the
slut who is supposed to be able to play contract. Stop trembling, little one;
nobody's going to eat you." In bluff words he convinced her that she was
there only to play bridge and that she was expected to relax and be informal-no
fancy talk. "Just behave as if you were downstairs, having a good time
with other servants. Hear me?"
"Yes, sir."
"Just one thing." He
tapped her on her chest. "When you're my partner, I shan't be angry if you
make mistakes-after all, you're only a slut and it's surprising that you can
play an intellectual game at all. But"-he paused- "when you are
playing against me, if you fail to fight for every trick, if I even suspect
that you are trying to let me win, I guarantee you'll tingle when you leave.
Understand?"
"That's right," agreed Joe.
"Their Charity expects it. Just play by the book, and play your
best."
"'By the book,' " Ponse
repeated. "I've never seen this book but that's the way Joe says he has
taught me to play. So do it. All right, let's cut the cards."
Hugh hardly listened, he was drinking in
the sight of Barbara. She looked well and healthy although it was startling to
see her slender again-or almost, he corrected; she was still largish in the
fanny and certainly in the bust. She had lost most of her tan and was dressed
in the shapeless short robe all female servants wore belowstairs, but 'he was
delighted to see that she had not had her hair removed. It was cropped but
could grow back.
He noticed that his own appearance seemed
to startle her, realized why. He said, smiling, "I comb my hair with a
washrag now, Barbie. No matter, I didn't have enough to matter. Now that I'm
used to being hairless, I like it."
"You look distinguished, Hugh."
"He's ugly as sin," said Ponse.
"But are we chatting? Or playing bridge? Your bid, Barba."
They played for hours. As it progressed,
Barbara seemed to relax and enjoy it. She smiled a great deal, usually at Hugh,
but also at Joe and even at Their Charity. She played by the book and Ponse
never found fault. Hugh decided that their host was a good player, not yet
perfect but he remembered what cards had been played and usually bid
accurately. Hugh found him a satisfactory partner and an adequate opponent; it
was a good game.
But once, with Barbara as Ponse's partner
and contract in her hand, Hugh saw when Ponse laid down the dummy that Ponse
had overbid in his answer. So he contrived to lose one sure trick, thereby
letting Barbara make contract, game, and rubber.
It got him a glance with no expression
from Barbara and Joe gave him a look that had a twinkle in it, but Joe kept his
mouth shut. Ponse did not notice. He gave a bass roar, reached across and
patted Barbara's head. "Wonderful, wonderful! Little one, you really can
play contract. Why, I doubt if I could have made that myself."
Nor did Ponse complain when, on the next
rubber, Barbara and Hugh gave him and Joe a trouncing. Hugh decided that Ponse
had the inborn honesty called "sportsmanship"-plus a good head for
cards.
One of the little deaf-mutes trotted in,
knelt, and served Their Charity a tumbler of something cold, then another to
Joe. Ponse took a swig, wiped his mouth and said, "Ah, that hits the
spot!"
Joe made a whispered suggestion to him.
Ponse looked startled and said, "Oh, certainly. Why not?"
So Hugh and Barbara were served. Hugh was
pleased to discover 'that it was apple juice; he wasn't sure of his ability to
play tight bridge had it been Happiness.
During this rubber Hugh noticed that
Barbara was squirming a little and seemed to have trouble in concentrating.
When the hand ended he said quietly, "Trouble, hon?"
She glanced at Ponse and whispered,
"Some. I was about to feed the boys when I was sent for."
"Oh." Hugh turned to his host.
"Ponse, Barbara needs to stop.,,
Ponse looked up from shuffling.
"Plumbing call? One of the maids can show it, I suppose. They must go
somewhere."
"Not that. Well, maybe that,
too. What I meant was, Barbara has twins."
"Well? Sluts usually have twins, they
have two breasts."
"That's the point, she's nursing them
and she's hours past time. She has to leave."
Ponse looked annoyed, hesitated, then
said, "Oh, garbage. Its milk won't cake from so short a delay. Here, cut
the cards."
Hugh did not touch them. Ponse said,
"Didn't you hear me?" Hugh stood up~ His heart was pounding and he
felt a shudder of fear. "Ponse, Barbara hurts. She needs to nurse her
twins right now. I can't force you to let her-but if you think I'll play cards
while you don't let her, you're crazy."
For long moments the big man stared,
without expression. Then suddenly he grinned. "Hugh, I like you. You did
something like this once before, didn't you? The slut is your sister, I
suppose."
"Then you are the one who is crazy.
Do you know how close you came to being cold meat?"
"I can guess."
"I doubt it, you don't look worried.
But I like spunk, even in a servant. Very well, I'll have its brats fetched.
They can suck while we play."
The twins were fetched and Hugh saw at
once that they were the handsomest, healthiest, and loveliest babies that had
ever been born; he told Barbara so. He did not immediately get a chance to
touch them as Ponse took one in each arm, laughed at them, blew in their faces,
and jiggled them. "Fine boys!" he roared. "Fine boys, Barba!
Holy little terrors, I'll bet. Go on, swing that fist, kid! Sock Uncle in the
nose again. What do you call them, Barba? Do they have names?"
"This one is Hugh-"
"Eh? Does Hugh have something to do
with them? Or thinks he has, perhaps?"
"He's 'their father."
"Well, well! Hugh, you may be ugly,
but you have other qualities. If Barba knows what she's talking about. What's
this one's name?"
"That one is little Joe. Karl
Joseph."
Ponse lifted an eyebrow at Joe. "So
you have sluts naming brats for you, Joe? I'll have to watch you, you're a sly
one. What did you give Barba?"
"Beg pardon?"
"Birthing present, you idiot. Give
her that ring you're wearing. So many brats in this house named after me that I
have to order trinkets by the basket load; they know it obliges me to make them
a present. Hugh is lucky, he has nothing to give. Hey, Hughie has teeth!"
Hugh got to hold them while they settled
down for combined bridge and nursing. Barbara took them one at a time and
played cards with her free hand. The little maids fussed over the one not
nursing and, in due time, took them away. In spite of the handicap Barbara
played well, even brilliantly; the long session ended with Ponse top scorer,
Barbara close behind, and Joe and Hugh tied for last. Hugh had cheated very
little to make it come out that way; the cards had favored Ponse and Barbara
when they were partners; they had made two small slams.
Ponse was feeling very jovial about it.
"Barba, come here, little one. You tell the slutmaster I said to find a
wet nurse for your brats and that I want the vet to dry you up as soon as
possible. I want you available as my bridge partner. Or opponent-you give a man
a tough fight."
"Yes, sir. May one speak?"
"One may."
"I would rather nurse them myself.
They're all I have."
"Well-" He shrugged. "This
seems to be my day for balky servants. I'm afraid you are both still savages. A
tingling wouldn't do you any harm, slut. All right, but you'll have to play
'one-handed sometimes; I won't have brats stopping the game." He grinned.
"Besides, I'd like to see the little rascals occasionally, especially that
one that bites. You may go. All."
Barbara was dismissed so suddenly that
Hugh barely had time to exchange smiles with her; he had hoped to walk down
with her, steal a private visit. But His Charity did not dismiss him, so he
stayed-with a warm glow in his heart; it had been the happiest time in a long
time.
Ponse discussed the articles he had been
translating, why none of them offered practical business ventures. "But
don't fret, Hugh; keep plugging and we'll strike ore yet." He turned the
talk to other matters, still kept Hugh there. Hugh found him a knowledgeable
conversationalist, interested in everything, as willing to listen as he was to
talk. He seemed to Hugh the epitome of the perfect decadent gentleman-urbane,
cosmopolitan, disillusioned, and cynical, a dilettante in arts and sciences,
neither merciful nor cruel, unimpressed by his own rank, not racist-he treated
Hugh as an intellectual equal.
While they were talking, the little maids
served dinner to Ponse and to Joe. Nothing was offered to Hugh, nor did he expect
it-nor want it, as he could have meals served in his rooms if he was not on
time in the executive servants' dining room and he had long since decided, from
samplings, that Memtok was right: the upper servants ate better than the
master.
But when Ponse had finished, he shoved his
dishes toward Hugh. "Eat."
Hugh hesitated a split second; he did not
need to be told that he was being honored-for a servant. There was plenty, at
least three times as much left as Ponse had eaten. Hugh could not recall that
he had ever eaten someone's leavings, and certainly not with a used spoon. He
dug in.
As usual, Their Charity's menu did not
especially please Hugh-somewhat greasy and he had no great liking for pork.
Pork was hardly ever served belowstairs but was often part of the menus Memtok
sampled, Hugh had noticed. It surprised him, as the revised Koran still
contained the dietary laws and the Chosen did follow some of the original
Muslim customs. They practiced circumcision, did not use alcohol other than a
thin beer, and observed Ramadan at least nominally and called it that. Mahomet
would have been shocked by the revisions to his straightforward monotheistic
teachings but he would have recognized some of the details.
But the bread was good, the fruits were superb,
and so were the ices and many other things; it wasn't necessary to dine solely
on roast. Hugh kept intact his record for enjoying the inevitable.
Ponse was interested in what the climate
had been in this region in Hugh's time. "Joe tells me you sometimes had
freezing temperatures. Even snow."
"Oh, yes, every winter."
"Fantastic. How cold did it
get?"
Hugh had to think. He had not had occasion
to learn how these people marked temperatures. "If you consider the range
from freezing of water to boiling, it was not unusual for it to get one third
of that range lower than freezing."
Ponse looked surprised. "Are you
sure? We call that range, freezing to boiling, one hundred. Are you telling me
that it sometimes got as much as thirty-three degrees below freezing?"
Hugh noted with interest that the
centigrade scale had survived two millennia-but no reason why not; they used
the decimal system in arithmetic and in money. He had to do a conversion in his
head. "Yes, that's what I mean. Nearly cold enough to freeze mercury, and
cold enough for that, up in those mountains." Hugh pointed out a view
window.
"Cold enough," Joe agreed,
"to freeze your teeth! Only thing that ever made me long for
Mississippi."
"Where," asked Ponse, "is
Mississippi?"
"It's not," Joe told him.
"It's under water now. And good riddance."
This led to discussion of why the climate
had changed and Their Charity sent for the last volume of the Britannica,
containing ancient maps, and for modern maps. They poured over them together.
Where the Mississippi Valley had been, the Gulf now reached far north. Florida
and Yucatan were missing and 'Cuba was a few small islands. California had a
central sea and most of northern Canada was gone.
Similar shrinkages had taken place
elsewhere. The Scandinavian Peninsula was an island, the British isles were
several small islands, part of the Sahara was under water. What had been
lowlands anywhere were missing-Holland, Belgium, Northern Germany could not be
found. Nor Denmark-the 3altic was a gulf of the Atlantic.
Hugh looked at it with odd sorrow and had
never felt so homesick. He had known it was so, from reading; this was the
first map he had seen of it.
"The question," said Ponse,
"is whether the melting of ice ~vas triggered by the dust of the East-West
War, or was it a natural change that was, at most, speeded up a little by
artificial events? Some of my scientists say one thing, some the other."
"What do you think?" asked Hugh.
The lord shrugged. "I'm not foolish
enough to hold opinions when I have insufficient data; I'll leave that folly to
scientists. I'm simply glad that Uncle saw fit 'to let me live in an age in
which I can go outdoors without freezing my feet. I visited the South Pole
once-I have some mines there. Frost on the ground. Dreadful. The place for ice
is in a drink."
Ponse went to the window and stood looking
out at the silhouette of mountains against darkening sky. "However, if it
got that cold up there now, we would root them out in a hurry. Eh, Joe?"
"Back they would come with their
tails between their legs," Joe agreed.
Hugh looked puzzled. "Ponse
means," Joe explained, "the runners hiding up in the mountains. What
they thought you were when we were found."
"Runners and a few aborigines,"
Ponse supplemented. "Savages. Poor creatures who have never been rescued
by civilization. It's hard to save them, Hugh. They don't stand around waiting
to be picked up the way you did. They're crafty as wolves. The merest shadow in
the sky and they freeze and you can't see them-and they are very destructive of
game. Of course we could smoke them out any number of ways. But that would kill
the game, can't have that. Hugh, you've lived out there; you must have acquired
some feel for it. How would you go about rescuing those critters? Without
killing game."
Mr. Hugh Farnham hesitated only long
enough to phrase his reply. "Their Charity knows that this one is a
servant. This one's ears must be at fault in thinking that it heard its humble
self called on to see the problem as it might appear to the Chosen."
"Why, damn your impudence! Come,
come, Hugh, I want your opinion."
"You got my opinion, Ponse. I'm a
servant. My sympathies are with the runaways. And the savages. I didn't come
here willingly. I was dragged."
"Surely you aren't resenting that
now? Of course you were captured, even Joe was. But there was language
difficulty. Now you've seen the difference. You know."
"Yes, I know."
"Then you know how much your
condition has improved. Don't you sleep in a better bed now? Aren't you eating
better? Uncle! When we picked you up, you were half starved and infested with
vermin. You were barely staying alive with the hardest sort of work, I could
see. I'm not blind, I'm not stupid; there isn't a member of my Family down to 'the
lowest cleaner that works half as 'hard as you had to, or sleeps in as poor a
bed-and in a stinking little sty; I could hardly bear the stench before we
fumigated it-and as for the food, if that is the word, any servant in this
house would turn up his nose at what you ate. Isn't all that true?"
"Yes."
"Well?"
"I prefer freedom."
"'Freedom!'" Their Charity
snorted. "A concept without a referent, like 'ghosts.' Meaningless. Hugh,
you should study semantics. Modern semantics, I mean; I doubt if they really
had such a science in your day. We are all free-to walk our appointed paths.
Just as a stone is free to fall when you toss it into the air. No one is free
in the abstract meaning you give the word. Do you think 1 am free? Free to
change places with you, say? Would I if I could? You bet I would! You have no
concept of the worries I have, the work I do. Sometimes I lie awake half the
night, worrying which way to turn next-you won't find that in servants' hall.
They're happy, they have no worries. But I have to carry my burden as best I
can."
Hugh looked stubborn. Ponse came over and
put his arm around Hugh's shoulders. "Come, let's talk this over
judicially-two civilized beings. I'm not one of those superstitious persons who
thinks a servant can't think because his skin is pale. Surely you know that.
Haven't I respected your intellect?"
"Well . . . yes."
"That's better. Let me explain some
things-Joe has seen them-and you can ask questions, and we'll arrive at a
rational understanding. First-Joe, you've seen Chosen here and there who are
what our friend Hugh would no doubt describe as 'free.' Tell him."
Joe snorted. "Hugh, you should
see-and you would be glad to be privileged to live in Ponse's household. There
is just one phrase I can think of to describe them. Po' black trash. Like the
white trash there used to be in Mississippi. Poor black trash, not knowing
where their next meal is."
"I follow you."
"I think I do, too," agreed
Their Charity. "A pungent phrase. I look forward to the day when every man
will have servants. It can't come overnight, they'll have to lift themselves
up. But a day when all the Chosen will be served-and all servants as well cared
for as they are in my own Family. That's my ideal. In the meantime I do the
best I can. I look after their welfare from birth until they're called Home by
Uncle. They have nothing to fear, utter security-which they wouldn't have out
in those mountains as I'm sure you know better than I. They are happy, they are
never overworked- which I am-and they have plenty of fun, which is more than I
can say! This bridge game today-the first real fun I've had in a month. And
they are never punished, only just enough to remind them when they err. Have to
do that, you've seen how stupid most of them are. Not that I am inferring that
you are- No, I tell you honestly that I think you are smart enough to take care
of servants yourself, despite your skin. I'm speaking of the ordinary run.
Honestly, Hugh, do you think they could take care of themselves as well as I
look out for them?"
"Probably not." Hugh had heard
all this before, only nights ago, and in almost the same words-from Memtok.
With the difference that Ponse seemed to be honestly fond of his servants and
earnest about their welfare-whereas the Chief Domestic had been openly
contemptuous of them, even more strongly so than his veiled contempt for the
Chosen. "No, they couldn't, most of them."
"Ah! You agree with me."
"No."
Ponse looked pained. "Hugh, how can
we have a rational discussion if you say one thing and contradict it in the
next breath?"
"I didn't contradict myself. I agreed
that you took fine care of the welfare of your servants. But I did not agree
that I prefer it to freedom."
"But why, Hugh? Give me a reason, not
a philosophical abstraction. If you're not happy, I want to know why. So that I
can correct it."
"I can give you one reason. I'm not
allowed to live with my wife and children."
"Eh?"
"Barbara. And the twins."
"Oh. Is that important? You have a
bedwarmer. Memtok told me, and I congratulated him on having used initiative in
an odd situation. Not much gets past that sly old fox. You have one and she is
sure to be more expert at her specialty than the ordinary run of breeding slut.
As for the brats, no reason why you can't see them-just order them fetched to
you whenever you like. But who wants to live with brats? Or with a wife? I
don't live with my wife and children, you can bet on that. I see them on
appropriate occasions. But who would want to live with them?"
"I would."
"Well- Uncle! I want you to be happy.
It can be arranged."
"It can?"
"Certainly. If you hadn't put up such
a fuss over being tempered, you could have had them with you all along- though
I confess I don't see why. Do you want to see the vet?"
"Uh . . . no."
"Well, there's another choice. I'll
have the slut spayed."
"No!"
Ponse sighed. "You're hard to please.
Be practical, Hugh; can't change a scientific breeding system to pamper one
servant. Do you know how many servants are in this family? Here and at the
Palace? Around eighteen hundred, I believe. Do you know what would happen if I
allowed unrestricted breeding? In ten years there would be twice that number.
And what would happen next? They would starve! I can't support them n unlimited
breeding. Would if I could, but it's wishing for the Moon. Worse, for we can go
to the Moon any time it's worth while but nobody can cope with the way servants
will breed if left to their own devices. So which is better? To control it? Or
let them starve?"
Their Charity sighed. "I wish you
were a head shorter, we would work something out. You've been in studs'
quarters?"
"I visited it once, with
Memtok."
"You noticed the door? You had to
stoop; Memtok walked straight in-he used to be a stud. The doors are that
height in ~very studs' barracks in the world-and no servant is chosen Lf he
can't walk in without stooping. And the slut in this case Ls too tall, too. A
wise law, Hugh. I didn't make it; it was handed down a long time ago by Their
Mercy of that time. If they are allowed to breed too tall they start needing to
be tingled too often and that's not good, for master or servant. No, Hugh.
Anything within reason. But don't ask for the impossible." He moved from
the divan where he had been sitting ~tête-à-tête with Hugh and sat down at the
card table, picked
a deck. "So we'll say no more about
it. Do you know how ~o play double solitaire?"
"Yes."
"Then come see if you can beat me and
let's be cheerful. A man gets upset when his efforts aren't appreciated."
Hugh shut up. He was thinking glumly that
Ponse was not a villain. He was exactly like the members of every ruling class
in history: honestly convinced of his benevolence and hurt if it was
challenged.
They played a game; Hugh lost, his mind
was not on it. They started to lay out another. Their Charity remarked, "I
must have more cards painted. These are getting worn."
Hugh said, "Couldn't it be done more
quickly, using a printer such as we use for scrolls?"
"Eh? Hadn't thought about it."
The big man rubbed one of the XXth century cards. "This doesn't seem much
like printing. Were they printed?"
"Oh, yes. Thousands at a time.
Millions, I should say, figuring the enormous numbers that used to be
sold."
"Really? I wouldn't have though! that
bridge, with its demand on the intellect, would have attracted many
people."
Hugh suddenly put down his cards.
"Ponse? You wanted a way to make money."
"Certainly."
"You have it in your hand. Joe! Come
here and let's talk about this. How many decks of cards were sold each year in
the United States?"
"Gosh, Hugh, I don't know. Millions,
maybe."
"So I would say. At a gross profit of
about ninety percent. Mmm- Ponse, bridge and solitaire aren't the only games
that can be played with these cards. The possibilities are unlimited. There are
games simple as solitaire but played by two or three or more players. There are
games a dozen people can play at once. There are hard games and easy games,
there is even a form of bridge-'duplicate,' it's called-harder than contract.
Ponse, every family-little family-kept one or two or even dozens of decks on
hand; it was a rare home that didn't own a deck. I couldn't guess how many were
sold. Probably a hundred million decks in use in the United States alone. And you've
got a virgin market. All it needs is to get people interested."
"Ponse, Hugh is right," Joe said
solemnly. "The possibilities are unlimited."
Ponse pursed up his lips. "If we sold
them for a bullock a deck, let us say . . . mmm-"
"Too much," Joe 'objected.
"You would kill your market before you got started."
Hugh said, "Joe, what's that formula
for setting a price to maximize profits rather than sales?"
"Works only in a monopoly."
"Well? How is that done here? Patents
and copyrights and such? I haven't seen anything about it in what I've
read."
Joe looked troubled. "Hugh, the
Chosen don't use such a system, they don't need to. Everything is pretty well
worked out, things don't change much."
Hugh said, "That's bad. Two weeks
after we start, the market will be flooded with imitations."
Ponse said, "What are you two
jabbering about? Speak Language." Hugh's question had necessarily been in
English; Joe had answered in English.
Joe said, "Sorry, Ponse," and
explained the ideas behind patent rights, copyright, and monopoly.
Ponse relaxed. "Oh, that's simple.
When a man gets an inspiration from Heaven, the Lord Proprietor forbids anyone
else to use it without his let. Doesn't happen often, I recall only two cases
in my lifetime. But Mighty Uncle has been known to smile."
Hugh was not surprised to learn how scarce
invention was. It was a static culture, with most of what they called
"science" in the hands of tempered slaves-and if patenting a new idea
was that difficult, there would be little incentive to invent. "Would you
say that this idea is an inspiration from Heaven?"
Ponse thought about it. "An
inspiration is whatever Their Mercy, in Their wisdom, recognizes as an
inspiration." Suddenly he grinned. "In my opinion, anything that will
stack bullocks in the Family coffers is an inspiration. The problem is to make
the Proprietor see it. But there are ways. Keep talking."
Joe said, "Hugh, the protection
should extend not only over playing cards but over the games themselves."
"Of course. If they don't buy Their
Charity's cards, they must not play his games. Hard to stop, since anybody can
fake a deck of cards. But the monopoly should make it illegal."
"And not just cards like these, but
any sort of playing cards. You could play bridge with cards just with numbers
on them."
"Yes." Hugh pondered. "Joe,
there was a Scrabble set in the shelter."
"It's still around. Ponse's
scientists saved everything. Hugh, I see what you're driving at, but nobody
here could learn Scrabble. You have to know English."
"What's to keep us from inventing
Scrabble all over again- in Language? Let me set my staff to making a frequency
count of the alphabet as it appears in Language and I'll have a set of
Scrabble, board and tiles and rules, suited to Language, the following
day."
"What in the name of Uncle is
Scrabble?"
"It's a game, Ponse. Quite a good
one. But the point is that it's a game that we can charge more for than we can
for a deck of cards." -
"That's not all," said Hugh. He
began ticking on his fingers. "Parcheesi, Monopoly, backgammon, Old Maid
for kids-call it something else-dominoes, anagrams, poker chips and racks,
jigsaw puzzles-have you seen any?"
"No."
"Good for young and old, and all
degrees of difficulty. Tinker Toy. Dice-lots of games with dice. Joe, are there
casinos here?"
"Of sorts. There are places to gamble
and lots of private gambling."
"Roulette wheels?"
"I don't believe so."
"It gets too big to think about.
Ponse, you are going to have to sit up nights, counting your money."
"Servants for such chores. I wish I
knew what you two are talking about. May one ask?"
"Sorry, sir. Joe and I were talking
about ancient games.. and not just games but all sorts of recreations that we
used to have and have now been lost. At least I think they have been.
Joe?"
"The only one I've seen that looks
familiar is chess."
"Chess would hold up if anything
would. Ponse, the point is that every one of these things has money in it.
Surely, you have games now. But these will be novelties. So old they are new
again. Ping-Pong . . . bowling alleys! Joe, have you seen-"
"No."
"Billiards. Pocket pool. I'll stop,
we've got a backlog. Ponse, the first problem is to get a protection from Their
Mercy to cover it all-and I see a theory that makes it an inspiration from on
high. It was a miracle."
"What? Garbage. I don't believe in
miracles."
"You don't have to believe in it.
Look, we were found on the Proprietor's personal land-and you found us. Doesn't
that look as if Uncle intended for the Proprietor to know about this? And for
you as Lord Protector to protect it?"
Ponse grinned. "An argument could be
made for such a theory. Might be expensive. But you can't boil water without
feeding the fire, as my aunt used to say." He stood up. "Hugh, let's
see that Scrabble game. Soon. Joe, we'll find time for you to explain these
other things. We excuse you both. All."
Kitten was asleep when Hugh returned but
she was clutching a note:
Oh, darling, it was so wonderful to see
you! ! ! I can't wait until Their Charity asks us to play bridge again! Isn't
he an old dear? Even if he was thoughtless at one point. He corrected his
mistake and that's the mark of a true gentleman.
I'm so excited at seeing you that I can
hardly write, and Kitten is waiting to take this to you.
The twins send you kisses, slobbery ones.
Love, love, love!
Your
own B.
Hugh read Barbara's note with mixed
feelings. He shared her joy in their reunion, limited as it had been, and
eagerly looked forward to the next time Ponse's pleasure would permit them to
be together. As for the rest- Better get her out of here before she acquired a
slave mentality! Surely, Ponse was a gentleman within the accepted meaning of
the term. He was conscientious about his responsibilities, generous and
tolerant with his inferiors. A gentleman.
But he was a revolving son of a bitch,
too! And Barbara ought not to be so ready to overlook the fact. Ignore it, yes-
one had to. But not forget it.
He must get her free.
But how?
He went to bed.
An aching hour later he got up, went into
his living room, stood at his window. He could make out against black sky the
blacker blackness of the Rocky Mountains.
Somewhere out there, were free men.
He could break this window, go toward the
mountains, be lost in them before daylight-find free companions. He need not
even break the window-just slip past a nodding watchman, or use the authority
symbolized by his whip to go out despite the watch. No real effort was made to
keep house servants locked up. A watch was set more to keep intruders out. Most
house servants would no more run away than a dog would.
Dogs- One of the studmaster's duties was
keeper of the hounds.
If necessary, he could kill a dog with his
hands. But how do you run when burdened with two small babies?
He went to a cupboard, poured himself a
stiff drink of Happiness, gulped it down, and went back to bed.
Chapter
16
For the next many days Hugh was busy
redesigning the game of Scrabble, translating Hoyle's Complete Book of Games,
dictating rules and descriptions of games and recreations not in Hoyle (such as
Ping-Pong, golf, water skiing), attending conferences with Ponse and
Joe-playing bridge.
The last was by far the best. With Joe's
help he taught several Chosen the game, but most sessions were play, with Joe,
Ponse, and always Barbara. Ponse had the enthusiasm of a convert; when he was
in residence he played bridge every minute he could spare, and always wanted
the same four, the best players available.
It seemed to Hugh that Their Charity was
honestly fond of Barbara, as fond as he was of the cat he called
"Doklivstnipsoom"-never "Doc." Ponse extended to cats the
courtesy due equals, and Doc, or any cat, was free to jump into his lap even
when he was bidding a hand. He extended the same courtesy and affection to
Barbara as he knew her better, always called her "Barba," or
"Child," and never again referred to her as "it." Barbara
called him "Ponse," or "Uncle," and clearly felt happy in
his company.
Sometimes Ponse left Barbara and Hugh
alone, once for twenty minutes. These were jewels beyond price; they did not
risk losing such a privilege by doing more than hold hands.
If it was time to nurse the boys, Barbara
said so and Ponse always ordered them fetched. Once he ordered them fetched
when it wasn't necessary, said that he had not seen them for a week and wanted
to see how much they had grown. So the game waited while their
"Uncle" Ponse got down on the rug and made foolish noises at them.
Then he had them taken away, five minutes
of babies was enough. But he said to Barbara, "Child, they're growing like
sugar cane. I hope I live to see them grow up."
"You'll live a long time, Uncle.'!
"Maybe. I've outlived a dozen food
tasters, but that salts no fish. Those brats of ours will make magnificent
matched footmen. I can see them now, serving in the banquet hail of the
Palace-the Residence, I mean, not this cottage. Whose deal is it?"
Hugh saw Grace a few times, but never for
more than seconds. If he showed up when she was there, she left at once,
displeasure large on her face. If Barbara arrived before Hugh did, Grace was
always out of sight. It was clear that she was an habituée of the lord's
informal apartments; it was equally clear that she resented Barbara as much as
ever, with bile left over for Hugh. But she never said anything and it seemed
likely that she had learned not to cross wills with Their Charity.
It was now official that Grace was
bedwarmer to Their Charity. Hugh learned this from Kitten. The sluts knew when
the lord was in residence (Hugh often did not) by whether Grace was downstairs
or up. She was assigned no other duties and was immune to all whips, even
Memtok's. She was also, the times Hugh glimpsed her, lavishly dressed and bejeweled.
She was also very fat, so fat that Hugh
felt relieved that he no longer had even a nominal obligation to share a bed
with her. True, all bedwarmers were fat by Hugh's standards. Even Kitten was
plump enough that had she been a XXth century American girl, she would have
been at least pretending to diet- Kitten fretted that she was unable to put on
weight- and did Hugh like her anyhow?
Kitten was so young that her plumpness was
somewhat pleasing, as with a baby. But Hugh found Grace's fatness another
matter-somewhere in that jiggling mass was buried the beautiful girl he had
married. He tried not to think about it and could not see why Ponse would like
it-if he did. But in truth, Hugh admitted, he did not know that Grace was
anything more than nominally Ponse's bedwarmer. After all, Ponse was alleged to
be more than a century old. Would Ponse have any more use for one than Memtok
had? Hugh did not know-nor care. Ponse looked to be perhaps sixty-five and
still strong and virile. But Hugh held a private opinion that Grace's role was
odalisque, not houri.
While the question did not matter to him,
it did to Duke. Hugh's first son came storming into Hugh's office one day and
demanded a private interview; Hugh led him to his apartment. He bad not seen
Duke for a month. Translations had been coming in from him; there had been no
need to see him.
Hugh tried to make the meeting pleasant.
"Sit down, Duke. May I offer you a drink of Happiness?"
"No, thanks! What's this I hear about
Mother?"
"What do you hear, Duke?" (Oh,
Lord! Here we go-)
"You know damned well what I
mean!"
"I'm afraid I don't."
Hugh made him spell it out. Duke had his
facts correct and, to Hugh's surprise, had learned them just that day. Since
more than four hundred servants had known all along that one of the slut
savages-the other one, not the tail skinny one-lived upstairs with Their
Charity more than she lived in sluts' quarters, it seemed incredible that Duke
had taken so long to find out. However, Duke had little to do with the other
servants and was not popular-a "troublemaker," Memtok had called him.
Hugh neither confirmed nor denied Duke's
story.
"Well?" Duke demanded.
"What are you going to do about it?"
"About what, Duke? Are you suggesting
that I put a stop to servants' hall gossip?"
"I don't mean that at all! Are you
going to sit there like a turd on a rock while your wife is being raped?"
"Probably. You come in here with some
story you've picked up from a second assistant dishwasher and expect me to do
something. I would like to know, first, why do you think this gossip is true?
Second, what has what you have told me got to do with rape? Third, what would
you expect me to do about it? Fourth, what do you think I can do about it? Take
them in 'order and be specific. Then we may talk about what I will do."
"Quit twisting things."
"I'm not twisting anything. Duke, you
had an expensive education as a lawyer-I know, I picked up the tab. You used to
lecture me about 'rules of evidence.' Now use that education. Take those
questions in order. Why do you think this gossip is true?"
"Uh. . . I heard it and checked
around. Everybody knows it."
"So? Everybody knew the Earth was
flat, at one time. But what is the allegation? Be specific."
"Why, I told you. Mother is assigned
as that bastard's bedwarmer."
"Who says so?"
"Why, everybody!"
"Did you ask the slutmaster?"
"Do you think I'm crazy?"
"I'll take that as rhetorical. To
shorten this, what 'everybody knows,' as you put it, is that Grace is assigned
duties upstairs. This could be verified, if true. Possibly in attendance on
Their Charity, possibly waiting on the ladies of the household, or perhaps
other duties. Do you want an appointment with the slutmaster, so that you can
ask him what duties your mother has? I do not know her duties."
"Uh, you ask him."
"I shan't. I feel sure that Grace
would regard it as snooping. Let's assume that you have asked him and that he
has told you, as you now suspect only from gossip, that her assignment is as
bedwarmer. To Their Charity. On this assumption, made solely for the sake of
argument since you haven't proved it- on this assumption, where does rape come
in?"
Duke looked astonished. "I would not
have believed it, even of you. Do you mean to sit there and say baldly that you
think Mother would do such a thing voluntarily?"
"I long ago gave up trying to guess
what your mother would do. But I haven't said she is doing anything. You have.
I don't know that her assignment is bedwarmer other than through gossip you have
repeated without proof. If true, I still would not know if she had ever carried
out the assignment by actually getting into his bed, voluntarily or
otherwise-I've never seen his bed nor even heard gossip on this point. . . just
your evil thoughts. But if those thoughts are correct, I still would have no
opinion as to whether or not anything other than sleep had taken place. I have
shared beds with females and done nothing but sleep; it can happen. But even
stipulating sexual activity-your assumption, not mine-I doubt that Their
Charity has ever raped any female in his life. I doubt it especially now."
"Crap. There never was a nigger
bastard who wouldn't rape a white woman if he had the chance."
"Duke! That's poisonous, insane
nonsense. You almost persuade me that you are crazy."
"I-,'
"Shut up! You know that Joseph, to
give one example, had endless opportunity to rape any of three white women for
nine long months. You also know that his behavior was above reproach."
"Well.. . he didn't have a chance
to."
"I told you to shut up this poison.
He had endless chance. While you were hunting, any day. He was alone with each
of them, many times. Drop it! Slandering Joseph, I mean, even by innuendo. I'm
ashamed of you."
"And I'm ashamed of you. Fat cat for
a nigger king."
"Very well, the shame is mutual.
Speaking of fat cats, I don't really need you. if you want to quit being a fat
cat, you can wash dishes or whatever they assign you to."
"Doesn't matter to me."
"Let me know when you wish to be relieved.
It will lose you your private cubicle but such luxury is a fat cat privilege.
Never mind. I see only one way to get at the facts, if any, underlying these
foul suspicions in your mind. Ask the Lord Protector."
"Go right ahead! First sensible thing
you've said."
"Oh, not me, Duke. I don't suspect
him of rape. But you can ask him. See the Chief Domestic. He'll see any Palace
servant who wants to see him. At the servant's risk, but I doubt if he'll
tingle anyone in my department without good cause; I do have some fat cat
privileges. Tell him you want an audience with the Lord Protector. I think that
is all it will take, although you may have to wait a week or two. If Memtok
turns you down, tell me. I fancy I can get him to arrange it. Then, when you see
the Lord Protector, simply ask him, point-blank."
"And be lied to. If I ever get that
close to that black ape, I'm going to kill him!"
Mr. Farnham sighed. "Duke, I don't
see how one man can be so wrong-headed so many different ways. If you are granted
an audience, Memtok will be at your side. With his whip. The Lord Protector
will be about fifty feet away. And the whip he carries doesn't just tingle;
it's a deadly weapon. The old man has lived a long time, he's not easy to
kill."
"I can try!"
"So you can. If a grasshopper tries
to fight a lawnmower, one may admire his courage but not his judgment. But you
are equally silly in thinking that Their Charity would lie about it. If he has
done what you think he has-raped your mother, forced her to submit-he would
feel not the slightest shame, not in any way reluctant to answer you honestly.
Duke, he would no more bother to lie to you than it would occur to him to step
aside if you were in his way. However-would you believe your mother?"
"Of course I would."
"Then tell him also that you would
like to see her. I am almost certain that he would grant the request. For a few
minutes and in his presence. The harem rules he can break if he chooses. If you
have the guts to tell him that you want to hear her confirm whatever he tells
you, I think he would be astonished. But I think he would then laugh and grant
the petition. If you want to see your mother, assure yourself personally of her
welfare and safety, that's all I can suggest. You can't see her otherwise. It's
so irregular that your only chance is to spring it on him, face to face."
-
Duke looked baffled. "Look, why the
devil don't you ask him? You see him almost every day, so I hear."
"Me? Yes, I see him fairly often. But
ask him about rape? Is that what you mean?"
"Yes, if you choose to put it that
way."
"'Rape' is what you claim to be
worried about. But I don't suspect him of rape. I won't be a front for your
evil suspicions. If it is to be done, you must have the guts to do it
yourself." Hugh stood up. "We've wasted enough time. Either get back
to work, or go see Memtok."
"I'm not through."
"Oh, yes, you are. That was an order,
not a suggestion."
"If you think I'm scared of that
whip-"
"Heavens, Duke, I wouldn't tingle you
myself. If you force me to it, I'll ask Memtok to chastise you. He's reputed to
be expert. Now get out. You've wasted half my morning."
Duke left. Hugh stayed, trying to compose
himself. A row with Duke always left him shaking; it had been so when the lad
was only twelve. But something else troubled him, too. He had used every
sophistry he could think of to divert Duke from a hopeless course. That did not
worry him, nor did he share Duke's basic worry. Whatever had happened to Grace,
he felt sure that rape was not a factor.
But he was sourly aware of something 'that
Duke, in his delusions, apparently did not realize-the oldest Law of the
Conquered, that their women eventually submit-willingly.
Whether his ex-wife had or had not was a
matter almost academic. He suspected that she had never been offered
opportunity. Either way, she was obviously contented with her lot-smug about
it. That troubled him little; he had tried to do his duty by her, she had long
since withdrawn herself from him. But he did not want Barbara ever to feel the
deadening load of hopelessness that could-and had, all through history-turned
chaste women into willing concubines. Much as he loved her, he had no illusions
that Barbara was either angel or saint; the Sabine women had stood no chance and
neither would she. "Death before dishonor!" was a slogan that did not
wear well. In time, it changed to happy cooperation.
He got out his bottle of Happiness, looked
at it-put it back. He would never solve his problems that way.
Hugh made no effort to learn if Duke had
gone to see Memtok. He got back to work at his endless task of buttering up
Their Charity in every way available, whether by good bridge, moneymaking
ideas, or simply translating. He no longer had any hope that the boss would
eventually permit him to move Barbara and the twins into his apartment; old
Ponse had seemed adamant on that. But favor at court could be useful, even
indispensable, no matter what happened-and in the meantime it let him see
Barbara occasionally.
He never gave up his purpose of escape. As
the summer wore on he realized that the chances were slim of escaping- all four
of them escaping, twins in arms-that year. Soon the household would move to the
city, and so far as he knew the only possible time to escape was when they were
near mountains. No matter. A year, two years, even longer, perhaps wait until
the boys could walk. Hard enough even then, but nearly impossible with babies
in arms. He must tell Barbara, with whispered urgency, the next time they were
left alone even for a minute, what he had in mind-urge her to keep her chin up,
and wait.
He didn't dare write it to her. Ponse
could get it translated-other scholars somewhere understood English, even
though Joe would never give him away. Would Grace? He hoped not, but couldn't
guess. Probably Ponse knew all about those notes, had them translated every
day, chuckled over them, and did not care.
Perhaps he could work out a code-something
as simple as first word, first line, then second line, second word, and so on.
Might risk it.
He had figured out one thing in their
favor, an advantage that might overcome their lack of sophistication in this
society. Runaways rarely succeeded simply because of their appearance. A white
skin might be disguised-but servants averaged many inches shorter and many
pounds lighter than the Chosen.
Both Barbara and Hugh were tail; they were
big enough to pass in that respect for Chosen. Features? The Chosen were not
uniform in feature; Hindu influence mixed with Negroid and with other things.
His baldness was a problem, he would have to steal a wig. Or make one. But with
stolen clothes, squirreled food, weapons of some sort (his two hands!), and
makeup-they might be able to pass for "poor black trash" and take to
the road.
If it wasn't too far. If the hounds did
not get them. If they did not make some ridiculous bumble through ignorance.
But servants, marked by their complexion, were not allowed to go one step
outside the household, farm, ranch, or whatever was their lawful cage-without a
pass from their patron.
Perhaps he could learn what a pass looked
like, forge one. No, Barbara and he could not travel as servants on a forged
pass for the very reason that made it dimly possible for them to disguise as
Chosen: Their size was distinctive, they would be picked up on sight.
The more Hugh thought about it the more it
seemed that he would have to wait at least until next summer.
If they were among the servants picked for
the Summer Palace next year- If they both were- If all four were- He had not
thought of that. Christ! Their little family might never be all under this one
roof again! Perhaps they would have to run for it now, in the short time left
before the move-run and take a chance on hounds, on bears, on those nasty
little leopards. . . with two nursing babies to protect. God! Was ever a man
faced with poorer chances for saving his family?
Yes. He himself-when he built that
shelter.
Prepare every way he could. . . and pray
for a miracle. He started saving food from meals served in his rooms, such
sorts as would keep a while. He kept his eyes open to steal a knife- or
anything that could be made into a knife. He kept what he was doing from
Kitten's eyes.
Much sooner than he had hoped he got a
chance to acquire makeup. A feast day always meant an orgy of Happiness in
servants' hall; one came that featured amateur theatricals. Hugh was urged to
clown the part of Lord Protector in a comic skit. He did not hesitate to do so,
Memtok himself had pointed out that his size made him perfect for the part.
Hugh roared through it, brandishing a quirt three times as big as Their Charity
ever carried.
He was a dramatic success. He saw Ponse
watching from the balcony from which Hugh had first seen Happiness issued,
watching and laughing. So Hugh ad-libbed, calling out, "Hey, less noise in
the balcony! Memtok! Tingle that critter!"
Their Charity laughed harder than ever,
the servants were almost hysterical and, at bridge the following day, Ponse
patted him and told him that he was the best Lord of Nonsense the pageant had
ever had.
Result: one stolen package of pigment
which needed only to be mixed with the plentiful deodorant cream to make him
the exact shade of the Lord Protector; one wig which covered his baldness with
black wavy hair. It was not the wig he had worn in the skit; he had turned that
one back to the chief housekeeper, picking a time under Memtok's eyes and
urging Memtok to try it on. No, it was a wig he had tried on out of several
saved from year to year-and which had fitted him just as well. He tried it on,
dropped it, kicked it into a corner, recovered it in private-and kept it under
his robe for several days until it seemed certain that it hadn't been missed.
It wound up under a file case in his outer office one night when he chose to
work later than his clerks.
He was still looking for something he
could grind into a knife.
He did not see Duke during the three weeks
following their row. Sometimes Duke's translations came in, sometimes he
skipped a day or two; Hugh let him get away with it. But when Hugh could not
recall having seen any scrolls come through of the sort Duke was concerned with
for a full week, Hugh decided to check up.
Hugh walked to the cubicle that was Duke's
privilege for being a "researcher in history." He scratched on the
door- no answer.
He scratched again, decided that Duke was
sleeping, or not in; he slid the door up and looked in.
Duke was not asleep but he was out of this
world. He was sprawled naked on his bunk in the most all-out Happiness jag Hugh
had ever seen. Duke looked up when the door opened, giggled foolishly, made a
gesture, and said, "Hiyah, y'ole bas'ard! How's tricks?"
Hugh stepped closer for a better look at
what he thought he saw, and felt sick at his stomach. "Son, son!"
"Still crepe-hanging, Hughie? Old
hooey Hugh, the fake fart!"
Gulping, Hugh started to back out, and
backed almost into the Chief Veterinarian. The surgeon smiled and said,
"Visiting my patient? He hardly needs it." He moved past Hugh with a
muttered apology, leaned over Duke, peeled an eyelid back, examined him in
other ways, said to him jovially, "You're doing fine, cousin. Let's give
you another little treatment, then I'll send you in another big meal. How does
that sound?"
"Jus' fine, Doe. Jus' dandy! You're
m' frien'. Bes' frien' never had!"
The vet set a dial on a little instrument,
pressed it against Duke's thigh, waited a moment, and came out. He smiled at
Hugh. "Practically recovered. He'll dream a few hours now, wake up hungry,
and not know any time has passed. Then we'll feed him and give him another
dose. A fine patient, he's raffled beautifully. Doesn't know what's
happened-and by the time we're ready to taper him off, he won't be
interested."
"Who ordered this?"
The surgeon looked surprised. "The
Chief Domestic, of course. Why?"
"Why wasn't I told?"
"I don't know, better ask him. I got
it as a routine order, we carried it out in the routine fashion. Sleeping
powder in his evening meal, I mean, then surgery that night. Followed by post-surgical
care and the usual massive dosage to keep him tranquil. It tends to make some
of them a little nervous at first, we vary it to suit the patient. But, as you
can see, this patient has taken it as easily as pulling a tooth. By the way,
that bridge I installed in your mouth. Satisfactory?"
"What? Yes. Never mind that! I want
to know-"
"May it please you, the Chief
Domestic is the one to see. Now, if this one may be excused, I'm overdue to
hold sick call. I merely stopped by to make sure my patient was happy."
Hugh went to his apartment and threw up.
Then he went looking for Memtok.
Memtok received him into his office at
once, invited him to sit down. Hugh had begun to value the Chief Domestic as a
friend, or as the nearest thing he had to a friend. Memtok had formed a habit
of dropping in on Hugh in the evenings occasionally and, despite the boss
servant's vinegary approach to life and the vast difference in their
backgrounds and values, Hugh found him shrewd and stimulating and well informed
within his limits. Memtok seemed to have the loneliness that a ship's captain
must endure; he seemed pleased to relax and enjoy friendship.
Since the other upper servants were
correctly polite with the Chief Researcher rather than warm, Hugh, lonesome himself,
had enjoyed Memtok's unbending and had thought of him as his friend. Until
this- Hugh told Memtok bluntly, without protocol, what was on his mind.
"Why did you do this?"
Memtok looked surprised. "Such a
question! Such a very improper question. Because the Lord Protector ordered
it."
"He did?"
"My dear cousin! Tempering is always
by the lord's order. Oh, I recommend, to be sure. But orders for alterations
must come from above. However, if it is any business of yours, in this case I
made no recommendation. I was given the order, I had it carried out. All."
"Certainly it was my business! He
works for me."
"Oh! But he had already been
transferred before this was done. Else I would have made a point of telling
you. Propriety, cousin, propriety in all things. I hold subordinates strictly
accountable. So I never undercut them. Can't run a taut household if one does.
Fair is fair."
"I wasn't told he was transferred.
Don't you count that as undercutting?"
"Oh, but you were." The Chief
Domestic glanced at the rack of pigeonholes backing his desk, searched briefly,
pulled out a slip. "There it is." Hugh looked at it. DUTY ASSIGNMENT,
CHANGE IN-ONE SERVANT, MALE (savage, rescued & adopted), known as Duke,
description- Hugh skipped on down. -relieved of all duties in the Department of
Ancient History and assigned to the personal service of Their Charity,
effective immediately. BILLETING & MESSING ASSIGNMENTS: Unchanged until
further- "I never saw this!"
"It's my file copy. You got the
original." Memtok pointed at the lower left corner. "Your deputy
clerk's sign. It always pleases me when my executives can read and write, it
makes things so much more orderly. With an ignoramus like the Chief
Groundskeeper, one can tell him until one's throat is raw and later the stupid
lout will claim that wasn't the way he heard it-yet a tingling improves his
memory only for that day. Disheartening. One can't be forever tingling an upper
servant, it doesn't work." Memtok sighed. "I'd recommend a change, if
his assistant wasn't even stupider."
"Memtok, I never saw this."
"As may be. It was delivered, your
deputy receipted for it. Look around your office. One bullock gets you three
you'll find it. Perhaps you'd like me to tingle your deputy? Glad to."
"No, no." Memtok was almost
certainly right, the order was probably on his own desk, unread. Hugh's
department had grown to two or three dozen people; there seemed to be more
every day. Most of them seemed to be button sorters, all of them wanted to take
up his time. Hugh had long since told the earnest, fairly literate clerk who
was his deputy that he was not to be bothered-otherwise Hugh would have
accomplished no translating after the first week; Parkinson's Law had taken
over. The clerk had obeyed and routine matters stacked up. Every week or so
Hugh would go through the stack rapidly, shove it back at his deputy for file
or burning or whatever they did with useless papers.
Probably the order transferring Hugh was
in the current accumulation. If he had seen it in time- Too late, too late! He
put his elbows on his knees and covered his face. Too late! Oh, my son!
Memtok touched his shoulder almost gently.
"Cousin, take hold of yourself. Your prerogatives were not abridged. You
see 'that, do you not?"
"Yes. Yes, I see it," Hugh
mumbled through his hands.
"Then why are you overwrought?"
"He was-he is-my son."
"He is? Then why are you behaving as
if he were your nephew?" Memtok used the specific form, meaning "your
eldest sister's oldest son" and he was honestly puzzled by the savage's
odd reaction. He could understand a mother being interested in her son-her
oldest son, at least. But a father? Uncle! Memtok had sons, he was certain,
throughout the household-"One-Shot Memtok" the former slutmaster used
to call him. But he didn't know who they were and could not imagine wanting to
know. Or caring.
"Because-" Hugh started.
"Oh, forget it. You did your duty. Conceded."
"Well- You still seem upset. I'll
send for a bottle of Happiness. I'll join you, this once."
"No. No, thank you."
"Oh, come, come! You need it. A tonic
is excellent, it is excess that one must avoid."
"Thanks, Memtok, but I don't want it.
Right now I must be sharp. I want to see Their Charity. Right away if possible.
Will you arrange it for me?"
"I can't do that."
"Damn it, I know that you can. And I
know he will see me if you ask him."
"Cousin, I didn't say that I would
not; I said 'I can't.' Their Charity is not in residence."
"Oh." Then he asked to have word
sent to Joe. But the Chief Domestic told him that the young Chosen had left
with the Lord Protector. He promised to let Hugh know when either of them
returned- Yes, at once, cousin.
Hugh skipped dinner, went to his rooms and
brooded. He could not avoid tormenting himself with the thought that it was, in
part at least, his own fault-no, no, not for failing to read every useless
paper that came into his office the instant it arrived; no, that was sheer bad
luck. Even if he checked his "junk mail" each morning, it probably
would have been too late; the two orders had probably gone out at the same
time.
What did anguish his soul was fear that he
had pushed the first domino in that quarrel with Duke. He could have lied to
the boy, told him that his mother was, to Hugh's certain knowledge, a
maid-in-waiting or some such, to the Lord Protector's sister, safe inside the
royal harem and never seen by a man. Pampered, living the life of Riley, and
happy in it- and that other tale was just gossip servants talk to fill their
idle minds.
Duke would have believed it because Duke
would have wanted to believe it.
As it was- Perhaps Duke had gone to see
Their Charity. Perhaps Memtok had arranged it, or perhaps Duke had simply tried
to bull his way in and the row had reached Ponse's ears. It was more than
possible, he saw now, that his advice to Duke to see the head man might well
have resulted in a scene that would have caused Ponse to order the tempering as
casually as he would order his air coach. All too likely- He tried to tell
himself that no one is ever responsible for another person's actions. He
believed it, he tried to live by it. But he found that cold wisdom no comfort.
At last he quit brooding, got writing
materials, and got to work on a letter to Barbara. He had had not even a moment's
chance to tell her his plans for them to escape, no chance to work up a code.
But she must be ready at no notice; he must tell her, somehow.
Barbara knew German, he had a smattering
from one high school year of it. He knew enough Russian to stumble through a
simple conversation, Barbara had picked up a few words from him during their
time in the wilderness-a game that they could share without giving Grace cause
for jealousy.
He wrote a draft, then painfully
translated 'the letter into a mishmash of German, Russian, colloquial English,
beatnik jive, literary allusions, pig Latin, and special idioms. In the end he
had a message that he was sure Barbara could puzzle out, but he was certain
that no student of ancient languages could translate it into Language, even in
the unlikely event that the scholar knew English, German, and Russian.
He was not afraid that it might be
translated by anyone else. If Grace saw it, she would pronounce it gibberish;
she knew no Russian, no German. Duke was off in a drug-ridden dream world. Joe
might guess at the meaning-but he trusted Joe not to give him away.
Nevertheless, he tried to conceal the meaning even from Joe, hashing the syntax
and using deliberate misspellings.
The draft read:
My
darling,
I have been planning our escape for some
time. I do not know how I will manage it but I want you to be ready, day or
night, to grab the twins and simply follow 'me. Steal food ii you can, steal
some stout shoes, steal a knife. We'll head for the mountains. I had intended
to wait until next summer, let the boys grow some first. But something has
happened to change my mind: Duke has been tempered. I don't know why and I'm
too heartbroken to talk about it. But it could happen to me next. Worse than
that- You remember Ponse's saying that he wanted to see our twins as matched
footmen? Darling, studs do not serve in the Banquet Hall. Nor is there any
other fate in store for them; they are both going to be tall. It must not
happen!
And we can't wait. The capital city of the
Protectorate is somewhere near where St. Louis used to be; we can't run all the
way to the Rocky Mountains carrying our two boys-and we have no way of knowing
(and no reason to expect) that all four of us will be sent to the Summer Palace
next year.
Be brave. Don't touch any Happiness drug
in any form from here on; our chance is likely to be a split-second one, with
no warning.
I love
you,
Hugh
Kitten came in; he told her to watch the
show, not bother him. The child obeyed.
The final draft read:
Luba,
Ya bin smoking komplott seit Hector was
weaned. The Count of Monte Cristo bit, dig? Kinder too klein machs nix-ya
hawchoo! Goldiocks' troubles machs nix-as the fellow said, it's the only game
in town. Good Girl Scouts always follow the Boy Scout motto. Speise, schuhen,
messer-what Fagin taught Oliver, nicht? Da! Schnell is die herz von duh
apparat; Berlin is too far from the Big Rock Candy and Eliza would never make
the final curtain.
Em ander jahr, nyet. It takes two to tango
and four to play bridge, all in em kainmer, or the trek is dreck. A house
divided is for the vogelen, like doom. Mehr, ya haben schrecken. Mein Kronprinz
now rules 'only the Duchy of Abelard. Page Christine Jorgenson, he answers-I
kid you not. Spilt milk butters no parsnips after the barn is burned so weep no
more, my lady-but falsetto is not the pitch for detski whose horoscope reads
Gemini. Borjemoi! Old King Coal is a Merry Old Soul but he'll get no zwilhing
keilneren from thee. Better a bonny bairn beards bären y begegn Karen-is
ratification unanimous? Igday eemay?
Verb. Sap.: I don't drink, smoke, nor
chew, nor run around with twists who do. Cloud nine is endsvffle for this bit.
Write soon, even if it's only five dollars utbay swing the jive; the dump is
bugged and the Gay Pay Oo is eager.
Forever-H.
Kitten was long asleep before Hugh
finished composing this jargon. He tore the draft into bits and dropped it down
the whirlpool, went to bed. After a long time haunted by Duke's giggling,
foolish, happy, drug-blurred face he got up and broke his own injunction to
Barbara, dosed his sorrows and his fears with bottled Happiness.
Chapter
17
Barbara's answer read:
Darling,
When you bid three no-trump, my answer is
seven no-trump, without hesitation. Then it's a grand slam-or we go set and
don't cry. Any time you can get four together we'll be ready to play.
- Love
always-B.
Nothing else happened that day. Nor the
next-or the next. Hugh doggedly dictated translations, his mind not on his
work. He was very careful what he ate or drank, since he now knew the surgeon's
humane way of sneaking up on a victim; he ate only from dishes Memtok had eaten
from, tried to be crafty by never accepting a fruit or a roll that was closest
to him when a servant offered him such, avoided drinking anything at the
table-he drank only water which he himself had taken from the tap. He continued
to have breakfast in his room, but he started passing up many foods in favor of
unpeeled fruits and boiled eggs in the shell.
He knew that these precautions were
futile-no Borgia would have found them difficult to outwit-and in any case, if
orders came to temper him, they need only grab him after subduing him with a
whip if it proved difficult to drug him. But he might have time to protest, to
demand that he be taken before the Lord Protector.
As for whips- He resumed karate practice,
alone in his rooms. A karate blow delivered fast enough would cause even a whip
wielder to lose interest. There was no real hope behind any of it; he simply
intended not to go peacefully. Duke had been right; it would have been better
to have fought and died.
He made no attempt to see Duke.
He continued to hide food from his
breakfast tray-sugar, salt, hard bread. He assumed that such food must be undrugged
even though he ate none of it at the time, because it did not affect Kitten.
He had been going barefoot most of the
time but wearing felt slippers for his daily exercise walks in the servants'
garden. Now he complained to Memtok that the gravel hurt his feet through these
silly slippers-didn't the household afford anything better?
He was given heavy leather sandals, wore
them thereafter in the garden.
He cultivated the household's chief
engineer, telling him that, in his youth, he had been in charge of construction
for his former lord. The engineer was flattered, being not only one of the
junior executive servants but also in the habit of hearing mostly complaints
rather than friendly interest. Hugh sat with him after dinner and managed to appear
knowledgeable largely by listening.
Hugh was invited to look around the plant,
and spent a tiring morning crawling over pipes and looking at plans-the
engineer could not write but could read a little and understood drawings. It
would have been an interesting day in itself if Hugh had been free from
worries; Hugh's background made engineering interesting to him. But he
concentrated on trying to memorize every drawing he saw, match it in his mind
with the passageways and rooms he was taken through. He had a deadly serious
purpose: Despite having lived most of a summer in this big building, he knew
only small pieces of it inside and only a walled garden outside. He needed to
know all of it; he needed to know every possible exit from servants' quarters,
what lay behind the guarded door to sluts' quarters, and most particularly,
where in that area Barbara and the twins lived.
He got as far as the meander door that led
into the distaff side. The engineer hesitated when the guard suddenly became
alert. He said, "Cousin Hugh, I'm sure it's all right for you to go in
here, with me-but maybe we had better go up to the Chief Domestic's office and
have him write you out a pass."
"Whatever you say, cousin."
"Well, there really isn't anything of
interest in here. Just the usual appointments of a barracks-water, lights, air
service, plumbing, baths, such things. All the interesting stuff, power plant,
incinerator, air control, and so forth, is elsewhere. And you know how the boss
is-likely to fret over any variation from routine. If it's all the same to you,
I'll make my inspection in there later."
"However you want to arrange
things," Hugh answered with a suggestion of affronted dignity.
"Well . . . everybody knows you're
not one of those disgusting young studs." The engineer looked embarrassed.
"Tell you what- You tell me flatly that you want to see everything
in my department that is-and I'll trot up
to Memtok and tell him you said so. He knows-Uncle! we all know- that you enjoy
the favor of Their Charity. You understand me? I don't mean to presume. Memtok
will write out a pass and I'll be in the clear and so will the guard and the
head guard. You wait here and be comfortable. I'll hurry."
"Don't bother. There's nothing in
there I want to see," Hugh lied. "You've seen one bath, you've seen
'em all, I always say."
The engineer smiled in relief.
"That's 'a good one, I'll remember that. 'You've seen one bath, you've
seen 'em all!' Ha ha! Well, we've still got the carpentry shop and the metal
shop."
Hugh went on with him, arm in arm and
jovial, while fuming inside. So close! Yet letting Memtok suspect that he had
any interest in sluts' quarters was the last thing he wanted.
But the morning was well spent. Not only
did Hugh acquire a burglar's insight as to weak points of the building (that
delivery door to 'the unloading dock; if it was merely locked at night, it
should be possible to break out) but also he picked up two prizes.
The first was a piece of spring steel
about eight inches long. Hugh palmed it from some scrap in the metal shop; it
wound up taped to his arm, after an unneeded plumbing call, for he had gone
prepared to steal.
The second was even more of a prize: a
printed drawing of the lowest level, with engineering installations shown
boldly- but with every door and passage marked-including sluts' quarters.
Hugh had admired it. "Uncle, but
that's a beautiful drawing! Your own work?"
The engineer shyly admitted that it was.
Based on architect's plans, you understand-but changes keep having to be added.
"Beautiful!" Hugh repeated.
"It's a shame there isn't more than one copy."
"Oh, plenty of copies, they wear out.
Would you like one?"
"I would treasure it. Especially if
the artist would inscribe it." When 'the man hesitated, Hugh moved in fast
and said, "May I suggest a wording? Here, I'll write it out and you copy
it."
Hugh walked away with the print,
inscribed: To my dear Cousin Hugh, a fellow craftsman who appreciates beautiful
work.
That night he showed it to Kitten. The
child was awestruck. She had no concept of maps and was fascinated by the idea
that it was possible to put down, just on a piece of paper, the long passages
and twisty turns of her world. Hugh showed her how one went from his quarters
to the ramp leading up to the executive servants' dining room, where the
servants' main hall was, how the passage outside led, by two turns, to the
garden. She confirmed the routes slowly, frowning in unaccustomed mental
effort.
"You must live somewhere over here,
Kitten. That is sluts' quarters."
"It is?"
"Yes. See if you can find where you
live. I won't show you, you know how. I'll just sit back."
"Oh. Uncle help me! Let me see.
First, I have to come down this ramp-" She paused to think while Hugh kept
his face impassive. She had confirmed what he had almost stopped suspecting;
the child was a planted spy. "Then . . . this is the door?"
"That's right."
"Then I walk straight ahead past the
slutmaster's office, clear to the end, and I turn, and . . . I must live right
there!" She clapped her hands and giggled.
"Your billet is across from your mess
hail?"
"Yes."
"Then you got it right, first time!
That's wonderful! Now let's see what else you can figure out."
For the next quarter hour she took him on
a tour of sluts' quarters-junior and senior common rooms, messes, virgins'
dormitory, bedwarmers' sleep room, nursery, lying-in, children's hall, service
stalls, baths, playground door, garden door, offices, senior matron's
apartment, everything-and Hugh learned that Barbara was no longer billeted in
lying-in. Kitten volunteered it.
"Barbra-you know, the savage slut you
write to-she used to be there, and now she's right there."
"How can you tell? Those rooms all
look alike."
"I can tell. It's the second one of
the four-mother rooms on this side, when you walk away from the baths."
Hugh noted with deep interest that a
maintenance tunnel ran under the baths, with an access manhole in the passage
Barbara's room was on-and with even deeper interest that this seemed to connect
with another that ran clear across the building. Could it be that here was a
wide-open unguarded route between all three main areas of servants' land?
Surely not, as the lines seemed to show that any stud with initiative need only
crawl a hundred yards to let himself into sluts' quarters.
Yet it might be true-for how would any
stud know where those tunnels led?
And why would a stud risk it if he
guessed? With the ratio of intact males to breeding sluts about that of bulls
to cows on a cattle ranch. And could thumbless hands handle the fastenings?
For that matter, could those trap doors be
opened from below?
"You're a fast learner, Kitten. Now
try a part you don't know as well. Figure out, on the drawing, how to get from
our rooms here to my offices. And if you solve that one, here's a harder one.
What turns you would take and what ramp you would use if I told you to take a
message to the Chief Domestic?"
She solved the first one after puzzling,
the second she traced without hesitation.
At lunch next day, with Memtok at his
elbow, Hugh called down the table to the engineer. "Pipes, old cousin!
That beautiful drawing you gave me yesterday- Do you suppose one of your
woodworkers could frame it for me? I'd like to hang it over my desk where people
can admire it."
The engineer flushed and grinned widely.
"Certainly, Cousin Hugh! How about a nice piece of mahogany?"
"Perfect." Hugh turned to his
left. "Cousin Memtok, our cousin is wasted on pipes and plumbing; he's an
artist. As soon as I have it hung, you must stop by and see what I mean."
"Glad to, cousin. When I find time.
If I find time."
More than a week passed with no word about
Their Charity, nor about Joe-a week of no bridge, and no Barbara. At last, one
day at lunch, Memtok said, "By the way, I had been meaning to tell you,
the young Chosen Joseph has returned. Do you still want to see him?"
"Certainly. Is Their Charity also in
residence?"
"No. Their Gracious sister believes
that he may not return until after we go home. Ah, you must see that, cousin.
Not a cottage like this. Great doings night and day-and this humble servant
wifi be lucky to get three meals in peace all winter. Run, run, run, worry,
worry, worry, problems popping right and left," he said with unctuous
satisfaction. "Be glad you're a scholar."
Word came a couple of hours later that Joe
expected Hugh. He knew his way, having been to Joe's guest rooms to help teach
bridge to Chosen, so he went up alone.
Joe greeted him enthusiastically.
"Come in, Hugh! Find a seat. No protocol, nobody here but us chickens.
Wait till you hear what I've done. Boy, have I been busy! One shop ready to go
as a pilot plant before Their Charity finished the wangling for the protection,
all on the Q.T. But so organized that we were in production the day protection
was granted. Not bad terms, either. Their Mercy takes half, Their Charity hangs
onto half and floats the financing, and out of Their Charity's half I'm cut in
for ten percent and manage the company. Of course as we branch out and into
other lines-the whole thing is called 'Inspired Games' and the charter is
written to cover almost any fun you can have out of bed-as we branch out, I'll
need help and that's a problem; I'm scared old Ponse is going to want to put
some of his dull-witted relatives in. Hope not, there's no place for nepotism
when you're trying to hold down costs. Probably best to train servants for
it-cheaper in the long run, with the right sort. How about you, Hugh? Do you
think you could swing the management of a factory? It's a big job; I've got a
hundred and seven people working already."
"I don't see why not. I've employed
three times that many and never missed a payroll-and I once bossed two thousand
skilled trades in the Seabees. But, Joe, I came up here with something on my
mind."
"Uh, all right, spill it. Then I want
to show you the plans."
"Joe, you know about Duke?"
"What about Duke?"
"Tempered. Didn't you know?"
"Oh. Yes, I knew. Happened just about
as I left. He's not hurt, is he? Complications?"
"'Hurt?' Joe, he was tempered. You
act as if he had merely had a tooth pulled. You knew? Didn't you try to stop
it?"
"In the name of God, why not?"
"Let me finish, can't you? I don't
recall that you tried to stop it, either."
"I never had the chance. I never
knew."
"Neither did I. That's what I've been
trying to tell you, but you keep jumping down my throat. I learned about it
after it happened."
"Oh. Sorry. I thought you meant you
just stood by and let it happen."
"Well, I didn't. Don't know what I
could have done if I had known. Maybe asked Ponse to call you in first, I
suppose. Wouldn't have done any good, so I guess we were both better off not
having to fret about it. Maybe all for the best. Now about our plans- If you'll
look at this schematic layout, you'll see-"
"Joe!"
"Huh?"
"Can't you see that I'm in no shape
to talk about playingcard factories? Duke is my son."
Joe folded up his plans. "I'm sorry,
Hugh. Let's talk, if it will make you feel better. Get it off your chest-I
suppose you do feel bad about it. Looking at it from one angle."
Joe listened, Hugh talked. Presently Joe
shook his head. "Hugh, I can set your mind at rest on one point. Duke
never did see the Lord Protector. So your advice to Duke-good advice, I
think-could not have had anything to do with his being tempered."
"I hope you're right. I'd feel like
cutting my throat if I knew it was my fault."
"It's not, so quit fretting."
"I'll try. Joe, whatever possessed
Ponse to do it? He knew how we felt about it, from that time it almost happened
through a misunderstanding. So why would he? I thought he was my friend."
Joe looked embarrassed. "You really
want to know?"
"I've got to know."
"Well.. . you're bound to find out.
Grace did it."
"What? Joe, you must be mistaken.
Sure, Grace has her faults. But she wouldn't have that done-to her own
son."
"Well, no, not exactly. I doubt if
she knew what it was until after it was done. But just the same, she set it
off. She's been wheedling Ponse almost from the day we got here that she wanted
her Dukie with her. She was lonesome. 'Ponsie, I'm lonesome. Ponsie, you're
being mean to Gracie. Ponsie, I'm going to tickle you until you say Yes.
Ponsie, why won't you?'-all in that baby whine she uses. Hugh, I guess you didn't
see much of it-"
"None of it."
"I would have wrung her neck. Ponse
just ignored her, except when she tickled him. Then he would laugh and they
would roll on the floor and he would tell her to shut up, and make her sit
quiet for a while. Treated her just like one of the cats. Honest, I don't think
he ever- I mean, it doesn't seem likely, from what I saw, that he was
interested in her as a-"
"And I'm not interested. Didn't
anybody tell Grace what it would entail, for her to have her son with
her?"
"Hugh, I don't think so. It would
never occur to Ponse that explanation was required . . . and certainly I never
discussed it with her. She doesn't like me, I take up too much of her Ponsie's
time." Joe wrinkled his nose. "So I doubt if she knew. Of course she
should have figured it out; anybody else would have. But, excuse me, since
she's your wife, but I'm not sure she's bright enough."
"And hopped up on Happiness,
too-every time I caught sight of her. No, she's not bright. But she's not my
wife, either. Barbara is my wife."
"Well. . . legally speaking, a
servant can't have a wife."
"I wasn't speaking legally, I was
speaking the truth. But even though Grace is no longer my wife, I'm somewhat
comforted to know that she probably didn't know what it would cost Duke."
Joe looked thoughtful. "Hugh, I don't
think she did but I don't think she really cares, either. . . and I'm not sure
that you can properly say that it cost Duke anything."
"You might explain. Perhaps I'm
dense."
"Well, if Grace minds that Duke has
been tempered, she doesn't show it. She's pleased as punch. And he doesn't seem
to mind."
"You've seen them? Since?"
"Oh, yes. I had breakfast with Their
Charity yesterday morning. They were there."
"I thought Ponse was away?"
"He was back and now he's gone out to
the West Coast. Business. We're really tearing into it. He was here only a
couple of days. But he had this birthday present for Grace. Duke, I mean. Yes,
I know it wasn't her birthday, and anyhow birthdays aren't anything nowadays;
it's nameday that counts. But she told Ponse she was about to have a birthday
and kept wheedling hiin-.-and you know Ponse, indulgent with animals and kids.
So he set it up as a surprise for her. The minute he was back, he made a
present of Duke to her. Shucks, they've even got a room off Ponse's private
quarters; neither of them sleeps belowstairs, they live up here."
"Okay, I don't care where they sleep.
You were telling me how Grace felt about it. And Duke."
"Oh, yes. Can't say just when she found
out what had been done to Duke, all I can say is that she is so happy about it
all that she was even cordial with me-telling me what a dear Ponsie was to
arrange it and doesn't Dukie look just grand? In his new clothes? Stuff like
that. She's got him dressed in the fancy livery the servants wear up here, not
a robe like that you're wearing. She's even put jewelry on him. Ponse doesn't
mind. He's an outright gift, a servant's servant. I don't think he does a lick
of work, he's just her pet. And she loves it that way."
"But how about Duke?"
"That's what I've been telling you,
Hugh; Duke hasn't lost by it. He's snug as a bug in a rug and he knows it. He
was almost patronizing to me. You might have thought that I was the one wearing
livery. With Grace in solid with the big boss and with her wound around his
finger, Duke thinks he's got it made. Well, he has, Hugh. And I didn't mind his
manner; I could see he was hopped on this tranquilizer you servants use."
"You call it 'got it made' when a man
is grabbed and drugged and tempered and then kept drugged so that he doesn't
care? Joe, I'm shocked."
"Certainly I call it that! Hugh, put
your prejudices aside and look at it rationally. Duke is happy. If you don't
believe it, let me take you in there and you talk to him. Talk to both of them.
See for yourself."
"No, I don't think I could stomach
it. I'll concede that Duke is happy. I'm well aware that if you feed a man
enough of that Happiness drug, he'll be happy as a lark even if you cut off his
arms and legs and then start on his head. But you can be that sort of 'happy'
on morphine. Or heroin. Or opium. That doesn't make it a good thing. It's a
tragedy."
"Oh, don't be melodramatic, Hugh.
These things are all relative. Duke was certain to be tempered eventually. It's
not lawful for a servant as big as he is to be kept for stud, I'm sure you know
that. So what difference does it make whether it's done last week, or next
year, or when Ponse dies? The only difference is that he is happy in a life of
luxury, instead of hard manual labor in a mine, or a rice swamp, or such. He
doesn't know anything useful, he could never hope to rise very high. High for a
servant, I mean."
"Joe, do you know what you sound
like? Like some whitesupremacy apologist telling how well off the darkies used
to be, a-sittin' outside their cabins, a-strummin' their banjoes, and singin'
spirituals."
Joe blinked. "I could resent
that."
Hugh Farnham was angry and feeling
reckless. "Go ahead and resent it! I can't stop you. You're a Chosen, I'm
a servant. Can I fetch your white sheet for you, Massah? What time does the
Klan meet?"
"Shut up!"
Hugh Farnham shut up. Joe went on quietly,
"I won't bandy words with you. I suppose it does look that way to you. If
so, do you expect me to weep? The shoe is on the other foot, that's all-and
high time. I used to be a servant, now I'm a respected businessman-with a good
chance of becoming a nephew by marriage of some noble family. Do you think I
would swap back, even if I could? For Duke? Not for anybody, I'm no hypocrite.
I was a servant, now you are one. What are you beefing about?"
"Joe, you were a decently treated
employee. You were not a slave."
The younger man's eyes suddenly became
opaque and his features took on an ebony hardness Hugh had never seen in him
before. "Hugh," he said softly, "have you ever made a bus trip
through Alabama? As a 'nigger'?"
"Then shut up. You don't know what
you are talking about." He went on, "The subject is closed and now
we'll talk business. I want you to see what I've done and am planning to do.
This games notion is the best idea I ever had."
Hugh did not argue whose idea it had been;
he listened while the young man went on with eager enthusiasm. At last Joe put
down his pen and sat back. "What do you think of it? Any suggestions? You
made some useful suggestions when I proposed it to Ponse-keep on being useful
and there will be a good place in it for you."
Hugh hesitated. It seemed to him that
Joe's plans were too ambitious for a market that was only a potential and a
demand that had yet to be created. But all he said was, "It might be worth
while to package with each deck, no extra charge, a rule book."
"Oh, no, we'll sell those separately.
Make money on them."
"I didn't mean a complete Hoyle. Just
a pamphlet with some of the simpler games. Cribbage. A couple of solitaire
games. One or two others. Do that and the customers start enjoying them at
once. It should lead to more sales."
"Hmm- I'll think about it." Joe
folded up his papers, set them aside. "Hugh, you got so shirty a while ago
that I didn't tell you one thing I have in mind."
"Yes?"
"Ponse is a grand old man, but he
isn't going to live forever. I plan to have my own affairs separate from his by
then so that I'll be financially independent. Trade around interests somehow,
untangle it. I don't need to tell you that I'm not anxious to have Mrika as my
boss-and I didn't tell you, so don't repeat it. But I'll manage it, I'm looking
out for number one." He grinned. "And when Mrika is Lord Protector I
won't be here. I'll have a household of my own, a modest one-and I'll need
servants. Guess whom I plan to adopt when I staff it."
"I couldn't."
"Not you-although you may very well
be a business servant to me, if it turns out you really can manage a job. No, I
had in mind adopting Grace and Duke."
"Huh?"
"Surprised? Mrika won't want them,
that's certain. He despises Grace because of her influence over his uncle, and
it's a sure thing he's not going to like Duke any better. Neither of them is
trained and it shouldn't be expensive to adopt them if I don't appear too
eager. But they would be useful to me. For one thing, since they speak English,
I'd be able to talk to them in a language nobody else knows, and that could be
an advantage, especially when other servants are around. But best of all- Well,
the food here is good but sometimes I get a longing for some plain old American
cooking, and Grace is a good cook when she wants to be. So I'll make her a
cook. Duke can't cook but he can learn to wait on table and answer the door and
such. Houseboy, in other words. How about that?"
Hugh said slowly, "Joe, you don't
want them because Grace can cook."
Joe grinned unashamedly. "No, not
entirely. I think Duke would look real good as my houseboy. And Grace as my
cook. Tit for tat. Oh, I'll treat them decently, Hugh, don't you worry. They
work hard and behave themselves and they won't get tingled. However, I don't
doubt but what it will take a few tingles before they get the idea." He
twitched his quirt. "And I won't say I won't enjoy teaching them. I owe
them a little. Three years, Hugh. Three years of Grace's endless demands, never
satisfied with anything-and three years of being treated with patronizing
contempt by Duke whenever he was around."
Hugh said nothing. Joe said, "Well?
What do you think of my plan?"
"I thought better of you, Joe. I
thought you were a gentleman. It seems I was wrong."
"So?" Joe barely twitched his
quirt. "Boy, we excuse you. All."
Chapter
18
Hugh came away from Joe's rooms feeling
utterly discouraged. He knew that he had been foolish-no, criminally careless
!-in letting Joe get his goat. He needed Joe. Until he had Barbara and the
twins safely hidden in the mountains, he needed every possible source of favor.
Joe, Memtok, Ponse, anyone he could find-and probably Joe most of all. Joe was
a Chosen, Joe could go anywhere, tell him things he didn't know, give him
things he could not steal. He had even considered, as a last resort, asking Joe
to help them to escape.
Not now! Idiot! Utter fool! To risk
Barbara and the boys just because you can't hold your bloody temper.
It seemed to him that things were as bad
as they could get-and part of it his own folly.
He did not stand around moping; he looked
up Memtok. It had become more urgent than ever to set up some way to
communicate with Barbara secretly-and that meant that he had to talk to her-and
that meant at least one bridge game in the Lord Protector's lounge and a snatch
of talk even if he had to talk English in front of Ponse. He had to force
matters.
Hugh found the Chief Domestic leaving his
office. "Cousin Memtok, could you spare me a word?"
Memtok's habitual frown barely relaxed.
"Certainly, cousin. But walk along with me, will you? Trouble, trouble,
trouble- you would think that a department head could run his department
without someone to wipe his nose, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong. The freezer
flunky complains to the leading butcher and he complains to the chef, and it's
a maintenance matter, and you would think that Gnou would take it up directly
with engineering and between them they would settle it. Oh, no! They both come
to me with their troubles. You know something about construction, don't
you?"
"Yes," Hugh admitted, "but
I'm not up-to-date in the subject. It has been some years." (About two
thousand, my friend! But we won't speak of that.)
"Construction is construction. Come
along, give me the benefit of your advice."
(And find out that I'm faking. Chum, I'll
double-talk you to death.) "Certainly. If this humble one's opinion is
worth anything."
"Damned chill room. It's been a
headache every summer. I'm glad we'll be back in the Palace soon."
"Has the date been set? May one
ask?"
"One may. A week from tomorrow. So
it's time to think about packing up your department and being ready to
move."
Hugh tried to keep his face calm and his
voice steady. "So soon?"
"Why are you looking worried? A few
files, some office equipment. Have you any idea how many thousands of items 1
have on inventory? And how much gets stolen, or lost, or damaged simply because
you can't trust any of these fools? Uncle!"
"It must be terribly wearing,"
agreed Hugh. "But that brings to mind something. I petitioned you to let
me know when Their Charity was next in residence. I learned from the young
Chosen, Joseph, that Their Charity returned a day or two ago and is now gone
again."
"Are you criticizing?"
"Uncle forbid! I was just
asking."
"It is true that Their Charity was
physically present for a short time. But he was not officially in residence.
Not in the best of health, it seemed to me-Uncle protect him."
"Uncle protect him well!" Hugh
answered sincerely. "Under the circumstances naturally you did not ask him
to grant me an audience. But could I ask of you the small favor, next
time-"
"We'll talk later. Let's see what
these two helpless ones have to offer." Head Chef Gnou and the Chief
Engineer met them at the entrance to Gnou's domain, they went on through the
kitchen, through the butcher shop, and into the cold room. But they lingered in
the butcher shop, Memtok impatient, while parka-like garments were fetched, the
Chief Domestic having refused the ones offered on the legitimate grounds that
they were soiled.
The butcher shop was crowded with live
helpers and dead carcasses-birds, beeves, fish, anything. Hugh reflected that
thirty-eight Chosen and four hundred and fifty servants ate a lot of meat. He
found the place mildly depressing even though he himself had cleaned and cut
and trimmed many an animal.
But only his habitual tight control in the
presence of Memtok and his "cousins" in service kept him from showing
shock at something he saw on the floor, trimmed from a carcass almost cut up on
one block.
It was a dainty, plump, very feminine
hand.
Hugh felt dizzy, there was a roaring in
his ears. He blinked. Itwas still there. A hand much like Kitten's- He breathed
carefully, controlled the retching within him, kept his back turned until he
had command over himself. There had suddenly flooded over him the truth behind
certain incongruities, certain idioms, some pointless jokes.
Gnou was making nervous conversation while
his boss waited. He moved to the chopping block, unintentionally kicking the
dainty little hand underneath into a pile of scraps and said, "Here's one
you won't have to bother to taste, Chief Domestic. Unless the old one returns
unexpectedly."
"I always bother to taste,"
Memtok said coldly. "Their Charity expects his table to be perfect whether
he is in residence or not."
"Oh, yes, surely," Gnou
agreed. "That's what I always tell my cooks. But- Well, this very roast
illustrates one of my problems. Too fat. You'll feel that it's greasy-and so it
wifi be. But that's what comes of using sluts. Now, in my opinion, you can't find
a nicer piece of meat, marbled but firm, than a buck tempered not older than
six, then hung at twice that age."
"No one asked your opinion,"
Memtok answered. "Their Charity's opinion is the only one that counts.
They think that sluts are more tender."
"Oh, I agree, I agree! No offense
intended."
"And none taken. In fact I agree with
your opinion. I was simply making clear that your opinion-and mine in this
matter-is irrelevant. I see they've fetched them. Did they stop to make
them?"
The party put on heavy garments, went on
inside. The engineer had said nothing up to then, effacing himself other than a
nod and a grin to Hugh. Now he explained the problem, a cranky one of
refrigeration. Hugh tried to keep his eyes on it, rather than on the contents
of the meat storage room.
Most of the meat was beef and fowl. But
one long row of hooks down the center held what he knew he would find- human
carcasses, gutted and cleaned and frozen, hanging head down, save that the
heads were missing. Young sluts and bucks, he could see, but whether the bucks
were tempered or not was no longer evident. He gulped and thanked his unlucky
stars that that pathetic little hand had given him warning, at least saved him
from fainting.
"Well, Cousin Hugh, what do you think?"
"Why, I agree with Pipes."
"That the problem can't be
solved?"
"No, no." Hugh had not listened.
"His reasoning is correct and he implied the answer. As he says, the
problem can't be solved-now. The thing to do is not to try to patch it up, now.
Wait a week. Tear it out. Put in new equipment."
Memtok looked sour. "Expensive."
"But cheaper in the long run. Good
engineering isn't accomplished by grudging a few bullocks. Isn't that right,
Pipes?"
The engineer nodded vigorously. "Just
what I always say, Cousin Hugh! You're absolutely right."
Memtok still frowned. "Well- Prepare
an estimate. Show it to Cousin Hugh before you bring it to me."
"Yes, sir!"
Memtok paused on the way out and patted
the loin of a stripling buck carcass. "That's what I would call a nice
piece of meat. Eh, Hugh?"
"Beautiful," Hugh agreed with a
straight face. "Your nephew, perhaps? Or just a son?"
There was frozen silence. Nobody moved
except that Memtok seemed to grow taller. He raised his whip of authority most
slightly, no more than tightening his thumbless grip.
Then he grimaced and gave a dry chuckle.
"Cousin Hugh, your well-known wit will be the death of me yet. That's a
good one. Gnou, remind me to tell that this evening."
The Chef agreed and chuckled, the engineer
roared. Memtok gave his cold little laugh again. "I'm afraid I can't claim
the honor, Hugh. All of these critters are ranch bred, not one of them is a
cousin of ours. Yes, I know how it is in some households, but Their Charity
considers it unspeakably vulgar to serve a house servant, even in cases of
accidental death-.- And besides, it makes the servants restless."
"Commendable."
"Yes. It is gratifying to serve one
who is a stickler for propriety. Enough, enough, time is wasting. Walk back with
me, Hugh."
Once they were clear of the rest Memtok
said, "You were saying?"
"Excuse me?"
"Come, come, you're absentminded
today. Something about Their Charity not being in residence."
"Oh, yes. Memtok, could you, as a
special favor to me, let me know the minute Their Charity returns? Whether
officially in residence or not? Not petition anything for me. Just let me
know." Damn it, with time pouring away like life through a severed artery
his only course might be a belly-scraping apology to Joe, then get Joe to
intercede.
"No," said Memtok. "No, I
don't think I can."
"I beg your pardon? Has this one
offended you?"
"You mean that witticism? Heaven, no!
Some might find it vulgar and one bullock gets you three that if you had told
it in sluts' quarters some of them would have fainted. But if there is one
thing I pride myself on, Hugh, it's my sense of humor- and any day I can't see
a joke simply because I am the butt of it, I'll petition to turn in my whip.
No, it was simply my turn to have a little joke at your expense. I said, 'I
don't think I can.' That is a statement of two meanings-a double-meaning joke,
follow me? I don't think I can tell you when Their Charity returns because he
has sent word to me that he is not returning. So you'll see him next at the
Palace . . . and I promise I'll let you know when he's in residence." The
Chief Domestic dug him in the ribs. "I wish you had seen your own face. My
joke wasn't nearly as sharp as yours. But your jaw dropped. Very comical."
Hugh excused himself, went to his rooms,
took an extra bath, a most thorough one, then simply thought until dinnertime.
He braced himself for the ordeal of dinner with a carefully measured dose of
Happiness-not enough to affect him later, strong enough to carry him through dinner,
now that he knew why "pork" appeared so often on the menu of the
Chosen. He suspected that the pork served to servants was really pork. But he
intended to eat no more bacon nevertheless. Nor ham, nor pork chops, nor
sausage. In fact he might turn vegetarian-at least until they were free in the
mountains and it was eat game or starve.
But with a shot of Happiness inside him he
was able to smile when Memtok tasted the roast for upstairs and to say,
"Greasy?"
"Worse than usual. Taste it."
"No, thanks. I knew it would be. I
would cook up better than that-though no doubt I would be terribly stringy. And
tough. Though perhaps Cousin Gnou could tenderize me."
Memtok laughed until he choked. "Oh,
Hugh, don't ever be that funny while I'm swallowing! You'll kill me yet."
"This one hopes not." Hugh toyed
with the beef on his plate, pushed it aside and ate a few nuts.
He was very busy that evening, writing
long after Kitten was asleep. It had become utterly necessary to reach Barbara
secretly, yet his only means was the insecure route through Kitten. The problem
was to write to Barbara in a code that only she could read, and which she would
see as a code without having been warned and without the code being explained
to her-and yet one which was safe from others. But the double-talk mixture he
had last sent her would not do; he was now going to have to give her detailed
instructions, ones where it really mattered if she missed a word or failed to
guess a concealed meaning.
His last draft was:
Darling,
If you were here, I would love a literary
gabfest, a good
one. You know what I mean, I am sure.
Let's consider Edgar Allan Poe, for example. Can you recall how I claimed that
Poe was the best
writer both to read and to reread of all
the mystery writers before or since, and that this was true because he never
could be milked
dry on one reading? The answer or answers
in The Gold Bug, or certainly that little gem The Murders in the Rue Morgue, or
take The Case of
the Purloined Letter, or any of them; same
rule will apply to
them all, when you consider the very
subtle way he always had of
slanting his meaning so that one reaches a
full period in his sentences only after much thought. Poe is grand fun and well
worth study. Let's have our old literary talks by letter. How about Mark Twain
next? Tired-must go to bed!
Love- Since Hugh had never discussed Edgar
Allan Poe with Barbara at any time, he was certain that she would study the
note for a hidden message. The only question was whether or not she would find
it. He wanted her to read it as:
"If
you
can
read
this
answer
the
same
way
period"
Having done his best he put it aside,
first disposing of all trial work, then prepared to do something else much more
risky. At that point he would have given his chances of immortal bliss, plus 10
percent, for a flashlight, then settled for a candle. His rooms were lighted,
brilliantly or softly as he wished, by glowing translucent spheres set in the
upper corners. Hugh did not know what they were save that they were not any
sort of light he had ever known. They gave off no heat, seemed not to require
wiring, and were controlled by little cranks.
A similar light, the size of a golf ball,
was mounted on his scroll reader. It was controlled by twisting it; he had
decided tentatively that twisting these spheres polarized them in some way.
He tried to dismount the scroll reader
light.
He finally got it loose by breaking the
upper frame. It was now a featureless, brilliantly shining ball and nothing he
could do would dim it-which was almost as embarrassing as no light at all.
He found that he could conceal it in an
armpit under his robe. There was still a glow but not much.
He made sure that Kitten was asleep,
turned out all lights, raised his corridor door, looked out. The passageway was
lighted by a standing light at an intersection fifty yards away. Regrettably he
had to go that way. He had expected no lights at this hour.
He felt his "knife" taped to his
left arm-not much of a knife, but patient whetting with a rock picked up from a
garden path had put an edge on it, and tape had made a firm grip. It needed
hours more work and he could work on it only after Kitten was asleep or in time
stolen from working hours. But it felt good to have it there and it was the
only knife, chisel, screwdriver, or burglar's jimmy that he had.
The manhole to the engineering service
tunnels lay in the passage to the right after he had to pass the lighted
intersection. Any manhole would do but that one was on the route to the
veterinary's quarters; if caught outside his rooms but otherwise without cream
on his lip, he planned to plead a sudden stomachache.
The manhole cover swung back easily on a
hinge, it was fastened by a clasp that needed only turning to free it. The
floor of the tunnel, glimpsed with his shiny sphere, lay four feet below the
corridor floor. He started to let himself down and ran into his first trouble.
These manholes and tunnels had been
intended for men a foot shorter and fifty pounds lighter than Hugh Farnham, and
proportionately smaller in shoulders, hips, hands-and-knees height, and so
forth.
But he could make it. He had to.
He wondered how he would make it, crawling
and carrying at least one baby. But that he had to do, too. So he would.
He almost trapped himself. Barely in time
he found that the underside of the steel door was smooth, no handle, and that
it latched automatically by a spring catch.
That settled why no one worried that the
studs might gain unplanned access to sluts. But it also settled something else.
Hugh had considered snatching this very chance, if he found things quiet at the
other end: Wake Barbara, bring all four of them back via the tunnel-then
outside and away, by any of a dozen weak points, away and off to the mountains
on foot, reach them before light, find some stream and ford it endwise to throw
off hounds. Go, go, go! With almost no food, with nothing but a makeshift
knife, with no equipment, a "nightshirt" for clothing, and no hope of
anything better. Go! And save his family, or die with them. But die free!
Perhaps someday his twin sons, wiser in
the new ways than himself and toughened by a life fighting nature, could lead
an uprising against this foul thing. But all he planned to do, all he could
hope for, was get them free, keep them free, alive and free and ungelded, until
they were grown and strong.
Or die.
Such was still his plan. He wasted not a
moment sorrowing over that spring catch. It merely meant that he must
communicate with Barbara, set a time with her, because she would have to open
the hatch at the far end. Tonight he could only reconnoiter.
He found that tape from his knife handle
would hold the spring catch back. He tested it from above; the lid could now be
swung back without turning the clasp.
But his wild instincts warned him. The
tape might not hold until he was back. He might be trapped inside.
He spent a sweating half hour working on
that spring catch, using knife and fingers and holding the light ball in his
teeth.
At last he managed to get at and break the
spring. He removed the catch entirely. The manhole, closed, now looked normal,
but it could be opened from underneath with just a push.
Only then did he let himself down inside
and close it over him.
He started out on knees and elbows with
the light in his mouth, and stopped almost at once. The damned skirt of his
robe kept him from crawling! He tried bunching it around his waist. It slid
down.
He inched back to the manhole shaft, took
the pesky garment off entirely, left it under the manhole, crawled away without
it, naked save for the knife strapped to his arm and the light in his teeth. He
then made fair progress, although never able to get fully on hands and knees. His
elbows had to be bent, his thighs he could not bring erect, and there were
places where valves and fittings of the pipes he crawled past forced him almost
to his belly.
Nor could he tell how far he was going.
However, there were joints in the tunnel about every thirty feet; he counted
them and tried to match them in his mind with the engineering drawing. Pass
under two manholes . . . sharp left turn into another tunnel at next manhole .
. . crawl about a hundred and fifty feet and under one manhole- Something more
than an hour later he was under a manhole which had to be the one closest to
Barbara.
If he had not lost himself in the bowels
of the palace- If he had correctly remembered that complex drawing- If the
drawing was up to date- (Had two thousand years made any difference in the lag
between engineering changes and revisions of prints to match?) If Kitten knew
what she was talking about in locating Barbara's billet by a method so novel to
her- If it was still Barbara's billet- He crouched in the awkward space and
tried to press his ear against the shaft's cover.
He heard a baby cry.
About ten minutes later he heard hushed
female voices. They approached, passed over him, and someone stepped on the
lid.
Hugh unkinked himself, prepared to return.
The space was so tight that the obvious way was to back up the way he had come,
so he found himself trying to crawl backward through the tunnel.
That worked so poorly that he came back to
the shaft and, with contortions and loss of skin, got turned around.
What seemed hours later he was convinced
that he was lost. He began to wonder which was the more likely: Would he starve
or die of thirst? Or would some repairman get the shock of his life by finding
him?
But he kept on crawling.
His hands found his robe before his eyes
saw it. Five minutes later he was in it; seven minutes later (he stopped to
listen) he was up and out and had the lid closed. He forced himself not to run
back to his rooms.
Kitten was awake.
He wasn't aware of it until she followed
him into the bath. Then she was saying with wide-eyed horror, "Oh, dear!
Your poor knees! And your elbows, too."
"I stumbled and fell down."
She didn't argue it, she simply insisted
on bathing him and salving and taping the raw places. When she started to pick
up his dirty robe, he told her sharply to go to bed. He did not mind her
touching his robe but his knife had been on top of it and only by maneuvering
had he managed to keep himself between her and it long enough to flip a fold of
cloth over the weapon.
Kitten went silently to bed. Hugh hid the
knife in its usual place (much too high for Kitten), then went into his living
room and found the child crying. He petted her, soothed her, said he had not
meant to sound harsh, and fed her a bonus dose of Happiness-sat with her while
she drank it, watched her go happily to sleep.
Then he did not even try to get along
without it himself. Kitten had gone to sleep with one hand outside her cover.
It looked to Hugh exactly like a forlorn little hand he had seen twelve hours
earlier on the floor of a butcher shop.
He was exhausted and the drink let him go
to sleep. But not to rest. He found himself at a dinner party, black tie and
dressy. But he did not like the menu. Hungarians goulash... French fries. . .
Chinese noodles. . . p0' boy sandwich. . breast of peasant . . . baked
Alaskans-but it was all pork. His host insisted that he taste every dish.
"Come, come!" he chided with a wintry smile. "How do you know
you don't like it? One bullock gets you three you'll learn to love it."
Hugh moaned and could not wake up.
Kitten did not chatter at breakfast, which
suited him. Two hours of nightmare-ridden sleep was not enough, yet it was
necessary to go to his office and pretend to work. Mostly he stared at the
print framed over his desk while his scroll reader clicked unnoticed. After
lunch he sneaked away and tried to nap. But the engineer scratched at his door
and apologetically asked him to look over his estimates on refitting the meat
cooler. Hugh poured his guest a dollop of Happiness, then pretended to study
figures that meant nothing to him. After a decent time he complimented the man,
then scrawled a note to Memtok, recommending that the contract be let.
Barbara's note that night applauded the idea
of a literary discussion club by mail and discussed Mark Twain. Hugh was
interested only in how it read diagonally:
"Did
I
read
it
correctly
darling
question
mark"
Chapter
19
"Darling
we
must
escape
next
six
days
or
sooner
be
ready
night
after
letter
has
phrase
Freedom
is
a
lonely
thing-"
For the next three days Hugh's letters to
Barbara were long and chatty and discussed everything from Mark Twain's use of
colloquial idiom to the influence of progressive education on the relaxation of
grammar. Her answers were lengthy, equally "literary," and reported
that she would be ready to open the hatch, confirmed that she understood, that
she had a little stock of food, had no knife, no shoes-but that her feet were
very calloused-and that her only worry was that the twins might cry or that her
roommates might wake up, especially as two of them were stifi giving night
feedings to their babies. But for Hugh not to worry, she would manage.
Hugh drew a fresh bottle of Happiness,
taped it near the top of the shaft closest to her billet, instructed her to
tell her roommates that she had stolen it, then use it to get them so hopped up
on the drug that they would either sleep or be so slaphappy that if they did
wake, they would do nothing but giggle-and, if possible, get enough of the drug
into the twins that the infants would pass out and not cry no matter how they
were handled.
Making an extra trip through the tunnels
to plant the bottle was a risk Hugh hated to take. But he made it pay. He not
only timed himself by the clock in his rooms and learned beyond any possibility
of mistake the rat maze he must follow but also he carried a practice load, a
package of scrolls taped together to form a mass bigger and heavier, he felt
sure, than one of his infant sons would be. This he tied to his chest with a
sling made of stolen cloth; it had been a dust cover for the scroll printer in
his offices. He made two such slings, one for Barbara, and tore and tied them
so they could be shifted to the back later to permit the babies to be carried
papoose style.
He found that it was difficult but not
impossible to carry a baby in this fashion through the tunnels, and he spotted
the places where it was necessary to inch forward with extreme care not to
place any pressure on his dummy "precious burden" and still not let
the ties on his back catch on engineering fittings above him.
But it could be done and he got back to
his rooms without waking Kitten-he had increased her evening bonus of
Happiness. He replaced the scrolls, hid his knife and spherical lamp, washed
his knees and elbows and anointed them, then sat down and wrote a long P.S. to
the letter he had written earlier to tell Barbara how to find the bottle. This
postscript added some afterthoughts about the philosophy of Hemingway and
remarked that it seemed odd that a writer would in one story say that
"freedom is a lonely thing" and in another story state that-and so
on.
That night he gave Kitten her usual
amplified nightcap, then said, "Not much left in this bottle. Finish it
off and I'll get a fresh one tomorrow."
"Oh, I'd get terribly silly. You
wouldn't like me."
"Go ahead, drink it. Have a good
time, live it up. What else is life for?"
Half an hour later Kitten was more than
willing to be helped to bed. Hugh stayed with her until she was snoring
heavily. He covered her hands, stood looking down at her, suddenly knelt and
kissed her good-bye.
A few minutes later he was down the first
manhole.
He took off his robe, piled on it a bundle
of what he had collected for survival-food, sandals, wig, two pots of deodorant
cream into which he had blended brown pigment. He did not expect to use
disguise and h~d little faith in it, but if they were overtaken by daylight
before they were in the mountains, he intended to darken all four of them, tear
their robes into something resembling the breechclout and wrap-around which he
had learned were the working clothes of free peasant farmers among the Chosen-"poor
black trash" as Joe called them-and try to brazen it out, keeping away
from people if possible, until it was dark again.
He tied one baby sling to him with the
other inside it and started. He hurried, as time was everything. Even if
Barbara managed to pass out her roommates promptly, even if he had no trouble
breaking out at his preferred exit, even if the crawl back through the tunnels
could be made in less than an hour- doubtful, with the kids-they could not be
outdoors earlier than midnight, which allowed them five hours of darkness to
reach wild country. Could he hope for three miles an hour? It seemed unlikely,
Barbara barefooted and both carrying kids, the country unknown and dark-and
those mountains seen from his window seemed to be at least fifteen miles away.
It would be a narrow squeak even if everything broke his way.
He made fast time to sluts' quarters,
punishing his knees and elbows.
The bottle was missing, he could feel the
tacky places where he had fastened it. He settled himself as comfortably as
possible and concentrated on quieting his pounding heart, slowing his
breathing, and relaxing. He tried to make his mind blank.
He dozed off. But he was instantly alert
when the lid over him was raised.
Barbara made no sound. She handed him one
of their sons, he stuffed the limp little body as far down the tunnel as he
could reach. She handed him the other, he placed it beside the first, then
added a pitiful little bundle she had.
But he did not kiss her until they were
down inside-only seconds after he had wakened-and the lid had clicked into
place over them.
She clung to him, sobbing; he whispered to
her fiercely not to make a sound, then added last-minute instructions into her
ear. She quieted instantly; they got busy.
It was agonizingly difficult to get ready
for the crawl in a space too small for one and nearly impossible for them both.
They did it because they had to. First he helped her get out of the shorter
garment sluts wore, then he had her lie down with her legs back in the other
reach of the tunnel while he tied a baby sling to her, then a baby was stuffed
into each sling and knots tightened to keep each child slung as high in its
little hammock as possible. Hugh then knotted the skirt of her garment
together, stuffed her hoarded food into the sack thus formed, tied the sleeves
around his left leg, and let it drag behind. He had planned to tie it around
his waist, but the sleeves were too short.
That done (it seemed to take hours), he
had Barbara back up into the far reach of the tunnel, then managed painfully to
turn himself and get headed the right way without banging little Hughie's
skull. Or was it Karl Joseph? He had forgotten to ask. Either one, the baby's
warm body against his, its lightly sensed breathing, gave him fresh courage. By
God, they would make it! Whatever got in his way would die.
He set out, with the light in his teeth,
moving very fast wherever clearance let him do so. He did not slow down for
Barbara and had warned her that he would not unless she called out.
She did not, ever. Once her baggage worked
loose from his leg. They stopped and he had her tie it to his ankle; that was
their only rest. They made good time but it seemed forever before he reached
the little pile of plunder he had cached when he set out.
They unslung the babies and caught their
breaths.
He helped Barbara back into her shift,
rearranged her sling to carry one baby papoose fashion, and made up their
luggage into one bundle. All that he held out was his knife taped to his arm,
his robe, and the light. He showed her how to hold the light in her mouth, then
spread her lips and let the tiniest trickle leak out between her teeth. She
tried it.
"You look ghastly," he
whispered, "Like a jack-o'-lantern. Now listen carefully. I'm going up.
You be ready to hand me my robe instantly. I may reconnoiter."
"I could help you get it on, right
here."
"No. If I'm caught coming out, there
will be a fight and it would slow me down. I won't want it, probably, until we
reach a storeroom that is our next stop. If it's all clear above, I'll want you
to hand out everything fast, including the baby not on your back. But you will
have to carry him as well as the bundle and my robe; I've got to have my hands
free. Darling, I don't want to kill anybody but if anyone gets in our way, I
will. You understand that, don't you?"
She nodded. "So I carry everything.
Can do, my husband."
"You follow me, fast. It's about two
city blocks to that storeroom and we probably won't see anyone. I jiggered its
lock this afternoon, stuffed a wad of Kitten's chewing gum into it. Once inside
we'll rearrange things and see if you can wear my sandals."
"My feet are all right. Feel."
"Maybe we'll take turns wearing them.
Then I have to break a lock on a delivery door but I spotted some steel bars a
week ago which ought still to be there. Anyhow, I'll break out. Then away we
go, fast. It should be breakfast before we are missed, sometime after that
before they are sure we are gone, still longer before a chase is organized.,
We'll make it."
"Sure we will."
"Just one thing- If I reach for my
robe and then close the lid on you, you stay here. Don't make a sound, don't
try to peek out."
"I won't."
"I might be gone an hour. I might
fake a bellyache and have to see the vet, then come back when I can."
"All right."
"Barbara, it might be twenty-four
hours, if anything goes wrong. Can you stay here and keep the twins quiet that
long? If you must?"
"Whatever it takes, Hugh."
He kissed her. "Now put the light
back in your mouth and close your lips. I'm going to sneak a peek."
He raised the lid an inch, lowered it.
"In luck," he whispered. "Even the standing light is out. Here I
go. Be ready to hand things up. Joey first. And don't show a light."
He pushed the lid up and flat down without
a sound, raised himself, got his feet to the corridor floor, stood up.
A light hit him. "That's far
enough," a dry voice said, "Don't move."
He kicked the whip hand so fast that the
whip flew aside as he closed. Then this-and that!-and sure enough! The man's
neck was broken, just as the book said it would be.
Instantly he knelt down. "Everything
out! Fast!"
Barbara shoved baby and baggage up to him,
was out fast as he took her hand. "Some light," he whispered.
"His went out and I've got to dispose of him." She gave him light.
Memtok- Hugh quelled his surprise, stuffed the body down the hole, closed the
lid. Barbara was ready, baby on back, baby in left arm, bundle in right.
"We go on! Stay close on my heels!" He set out for the intersection,
holding his course in the dark by fingertips on the wall.
He never saw the whip that got him. All he
knew was the pain.
Chapter
20
For a long time Mr. Hugh Farnham was aware
of nothing but pain. When it eased off, he found that he was in a confinement
cell like the one in which he had lived his first days under the Protectorate.
He was there three days. He thought it was
three days, as he was fed six times. He always knew when they were about to
feed him-and to empty his slop jar, for he was not taken outside for any
purpose. He would find himself restrained by invisible spider web, then someone
would come inside, leave food, replace the slop jar, and go. It was impossible
to get the servant who did this to answer him.
After what may have been three days he
found himself unexpectedly caught up by that prisoning field (he had just been
fed) and his old colleague and "cousin" the Chief Veterinary came in.
Hugh had more than a suspicion as to why; his feeling amounted to a conviction,
so he pleaded, demanded to be taken to the Lord Protector, and finally shouted.
The surgeon ignored it. He did something
to Hugh's thigh, then left.
To Hugh's limited relief he did not become
unconscious, but he found, when the tanglefoot field let up, that he could not
move anyhow and felt lethargic. Shortly two servants came in, picked him up,
placed him in a box like a coffin.
Hugh found that he was being shipped
somewhere. His shipping case was given casual but not rough handling; once he
felt a lift surge and then surge to a stop; his box was placed in something;
and some minutes, hours, or days later it was moved again; and presently he was
dumped into another confinement room. He knew it was a different one; the walls
were light green instead of white. By the time they fed him he had recovered
and was again "tangled" while food was placed inside.
This went on for one hundred and
twenty-two meals. Hugh kept track by biting a chunk out of his fingernails and
scratching the inside of his left arm. This took him less than five minutes
each day; he spent the rest of his time worrying and sometimes sleeping.
Sleeping was worse than worrying because he always reenacted his escape attempt
in his sleep and it always ended in disaster-although not necessarily at the
same point. He did not always kill his friend the Chief Domestic and at least
twice they got all the way to the mountains before they were caught. But, long
or short, it ended the same way and he would wake up sobbing and calling for
Barbara.
He worried most about Barbara-and the
twins, although the boys were not as real to him. He had never heard of a slut
being severely punished for anything. However, he had never heard of a slut
being involved in an attempted escape and a killing, either; he just did not
know. But he did know that the Lord Protector preferred slut meat for his
table.
He tried to tell himself that old Ponse
would do nothing to a slut while she was still nursing babies-and that would be
a long time yet; among servants, according to Kitten, mothers nursed babies for
at least two years.
He worried about Kitten, too. Would the
child be punished for something she had had nothing to do with? A completely
innocent bystander? Again he did not know. There was "justice" here;
it was a major branch of religious writings. But it resembled so little the
concept "justice" of his own culture that he had found the stuff
almost unreadable.
He spent most of his time on what he
thought of as "constructive" worry, i.e., what he should have done
rather than what he had done.
He saw now that his plans had been
laughably inadequate. He should never have let himself be panicked into moving
too soon. It would have been far better to have built up his connection with
Joe, never disagreed with him, tickled his vanity, gone to work for him and, in
time, prevailed on him to adopt Barbara and the kids. Joe was an accommodating
person and old Ponse was so openhanded that he might simply have made Joe a
present of these three useless servants instead of demanding cash. The boys
would have been in no danger for years (and perhaps never in danger if Joe
owned them), and, in time, Hugh could have expected to become a trusted
business servant, with a broad pass allowing him to go anywhere on his master's
business-and Hugh .would have acquired sophisticated knowledge of how this
world worked that a house servant could never acquire.
Once he had learned exactly how it ticked,
he could have planned an escape that would work.
Any society man has ever devised, he
reminded himself, could be bribed-and a servant who handles money can find ways
to steal some. Probably there was an "underground railroad" that ran
to the mountains. Yes, he had been far too hasty.
He considered, too, the wider aspects-a
slave uprising. He visualized those tunnels being used not for escape but as a
secret meeting place-classes in reading and writing, taught in whispers; oaths
as mighty as a Mau Mau initiation binding the conspirators as blood brothers
with each Chosen having marked against his name a series of dedicated
assassins, servants patiently grinding scraps of metal into knives.
This "constructive" dream he
enjoyed most-and believed in least. Would these docile sheep ever rebel? It
seemed unlikely. He had been classed with them by accident of cornplexion but
they were not truly of his breed. Centuries of selective breeding had made them
as little like himself as a lap dog is like a timber wolf.
And yet, and yet, how did he know? He knew
only the tempered males, and the few studs he had seen had all been dulled by a
liberal ration of Happiness-to~ say nothing of what it might do to a man's
fighting spirit to lose his thumbs at an early age and be driven around with
whips-that-weremore-than-whips.
This matter of racial differences-or the
nonsense notion of "racial equality"-had never been examined
scientifically; there was too much emotion on both sides. Nobody wanted honest
data.
Hugh recalled an area of Pernambuco he had
seen while in the Navy, a place where rich plantation owners, dignified,
polished, educated in France, were black, while their servants and field
hands-giggling, shuffling, shiftless knuckleheads "obviously"
incapable of better things-were mostly white men. He had stopped telling this
anecdote in the States; it was never really believed and it was almost always
resented-even by whites who made a big thing of how anxious they were to
"help the American Negro improve himself." Hugh had formed the
opinion that almost all of those bleeding hearts wanted the Negro's lot
improved until it was almost as high as their own- and no longer on their
consciences-but the idea that the tables could ever be turned was one they
rejected emotionally.
Hugh knew that the tables could indeed be
turned. He had seen it once, now he was experiencing it.
But Hugh knew that the situation was still
more confused. Many Roman citizens had been "black as the ace of
spades" and many slaves of Romans had been as blond as Hitler wanted to
be-so any "white man" of European ancestry was certain to have a dash
of Negro blood. Sometimes more than a dash. That southern Senator, what was his
name?-the one who had built his career on "white supremacy." Hugh had
come across two sardonic facts: This old boy had died from cancer and had had
many transfusions-and his blood type was such that the chances were two hundred
to one that its owner had nnt inst a tnnch nf thn tarhriish hut nraetk~a1lv
thp. whn1~ tar barrel. A navy surgeon had gleefully pointed this out to Hugh
and had proved both points in medical literature.
Nevertheless, this confused matter of
races would never be straightened out-because almost nobody wanted the truth.
Take this matter of singing- It had seemed
to Hugh that Negroes of his time averaged better singers than had whites; most
people seemed to think so. Yet the very persons, white or black, who insisted
most loudly that "all races were equal" always seemed happy to agree
that Negroes were superior, on the average, in this one way. It reminded Hugh of
Orwell's Animal Farm, in which "AU Animals Are Equal But Some Are More
Equal Than Others."
Well, he knew who wasn't equal
here-despite his statistically certain drop of black blood. Hugh Farnham,
namely. He found that he agreed with Joe: When things were unequal, it was much
nicer to be on top!
On the sixty-first day in this new place,
if it was the sixtyfirst, they came for him, bathed him, cut his nails, rubbed
him with deodorant cream, and paraded him before the Lord Protector.
Hugh learned that he still could be
humiliated by not being given even a nightshirt as clothing, but he conceded
that it was a reasonable precaution in handling a prisoner who killed with his
bare hands. His escort was two young Chosen, in uniforms which Hugh assumed to
be military, and the whips they carried were definitely not "lesser
whips."
The route they followed was very long; it
was clearly a huge building. The room where he was delivered was very like in
spirit to the informal lounge where Hugh had once played bridge. The big view
window looked out over a wide tropical river.
Hugh hardly glanced at it; the Lord
Protector was there. And so were Barbara and the twins!
The babies were crawling on the floor. But
Barbara was breast deep in that invisible quicksand, a trap that claimed T4iwh
as snnui as he was halted She smiled at him hut did not speak. He looked her
over carefully. She seemed unhurt and healthy, but was thin and had deep
circles under her eyes.
He started to speak; she gestured
warningly with eyes and head. Hugh then looked at the Lord Protector-and
noticed only then that Joe was lounging near him and that Grace and Duke were
playing some card game over in a corner, both of them chewing gum and
ostentatiously not seeing that Hugh was there. He looked back at Their Charity.
Hugh decided that Ponse had been ill.
Despite the fact that Hugh felt comfortably warm in skin, Ponse was wearing a
full robe with a shawl over his lap and he looked, for once, almost his reputed
age.
But when he spoke, his voice was still
resonant. "You may go, Captain. We excuse you."
The escort withdrew. Their Charity looked
Hugh over soberly. At last he said, "Well, boy, you certainly made a mess
of things, didn't you?" He looked down and played with something in his
lap, caught it and pulled it back to the middle of the shawl. Hugh saw that it
was a white mouse. He felt sudden sympathy for the mouse. It didn't seem to
like where it was, but if it did manage to escape, the cats would get it.
Maggie was watching with deep interest.
Hugh did not answer, the remark seemed
rhetorical. But it had startled him very much. Ponse covered the mouse with his
hand, looked up. "Well? Say something!"
"You speak English!"
"Don't look so silly. I'm a scholar,
Hugh. Do you think I would let myself be surrounded by people who speak a
language I don't understand? I speak it, and I read it, silly as the spelling
is. I've been tutored daily by skilled scholars-plus conversation practice with
a living dictionary." He jerked his head toward Grace. "Couldn't you
guess that I would want to read those books of mine? Not be dependent on your
hitor-miss translations? I've read the Just So Stories twice- charming !-and
I've started on the Odyssey."
He shifted back to Language. "But we
are not here to discuss literature." Their Charity barely gestured. Four
slut servants came running in with a table, placed it in front of the big man,
placed things on it. Hugh recognized them-a homemade knife, a wig, two pots for
deodorant cream, a bundle, an empty Happiness bottle, a little white sphere now
dull, a pair of sandals, two robes, one long, one short, mussed and dirty, and
a surprisingly high stack of paper, creased and much written on.
Ponse put the white mouse on the table,
stirred the display, said broodingly, "I'm no fool, Hugh. I've owned
servants all my life. I had you figured out before you had yourself figured
out. Doesn't do to let a man like you mingle with loyal servants, he corrupts
them. Gives them ideas they are better off without. I had planned to let you
escape as soon as I was through with you, you could have afforded to
wait."
"Do you expect me to believe that?~'
"Doesn't matter whether you do or
don't. I could not afford to keep you very long-one bad apple rots the rest, as
my uncle was fond of saying. Nor could I put you up for adoption and let some
unwitting buyer pay good money for a servant who would then corrupt others
elsewhere in my realm. No, you had to escape." -
"Even if that is so, I would never
have escaped without Barbara and my boys."
"I said I am not a fool. Kindly
remember it. Of course you would not. I was going to use Barba-and these
darling brats-to force you to escape. At my selected time. Now you've ruined
it. I must make an example of you. For the benefit of the other servants."
He frowned and picked up the crude knife. "Poor balance. Hugh, did you
really expect to make it with this pitiful tackle? Not even shoes for that
child by you. If only you had waited, you would have been given opportunity to
steal what you needed."
"Ponse, you are playing with me the
way you've been playing with that mouse. You weren't planning to let us escape.
Not really escape at least. I would have wound up on your table."
"Please!" The old man made a
grimace of distaste. "Hugh, I'm not well, someone has again been trying to
poison me- my nephew, I suppose-and this time almost succeeded. So don't talk
nasty, it upsets my stomach." He looked Hugh up and down. "Tough.
Inedible. An old stud savage is merely garbage. Much too gamy. Besides that, a
gentleman doesn't eat members of his own family, no matter what. So let's not
talk in bad taste. There's no cause for you to bristle so. I'm not angry with
you, just very, very provoked." He glanced at the twins, said,
"Hughie, stop pulling Maggie's tail." His voice was neither loud nor
sharp; the baby stopped at once. "Admittedly those two would make tasty
appetizers were they not of my household. But even had they not been, I would
have planned better things for them; they are so cute and so much alike. Did
plan better things at first. Until it became clear that they were necessary to
forcing you to run."
Ponse sighed. "You still do not
believe a word I'm saying. Hugh, you don't understand the system. Well,
servants never do. Did you ever grow apples?"
"A good eating apple, firm and
sweetly tart, is never a product of nature; it is the result of long
development from something small and sour and hard and hardly fit for animal
fodder. Then it has to be scientifically propagated and protected. On the other
hand, too highly developed plants-or animals-can go bad, lose their firmness,
their flavor, get mushy and soft and worthless. It's a two-horned problem. We
have it constantly with servants. You must weed out the troublemakers, not let
them breed. On the other hand these very troublemakers, the worst of them, are
invaluable breeding stock that must not be lost. So we do both. The
run-of-thecrop bad ones we temper and keep. The very worst ones- such as you-we
encourage to run. If you live-and some of you do-we can rescue you, or your
strong get, at a later time and add you in, judiciously, to a breeding line
that has become so soft and docile and stupid that it is no longer worth its
keep. Our poor friend Memtok was a result of such pepping up of hrppg~I fln~
niiartc~r ~v~,ap h~' w~z__he never knew it of course-and a good stud that added
strength to a line. But far too dangerous and ambitious to be kept too long at
stud; he had to be made to see the advantages of being tempered. Most of my
upper servants have a recent strain of savage in them; some of them are
Memtok's sons. My engineer, for example. No, Hugh, you would not have wound up
on anybody's table. Nor tempered. I would like to have kept you as a pet,
you're diverting-and a fair bridge hand in the bargain. But I could not let you
stay in contact with loyal servants, even as insulated as you were by your
fancy title. Presently you would have been put in touch with the
underground."
Hugh opened his mouth and closed it.
"Surprised, eh? But there is always
an underground wherever there is a ruling class and a serving class. Which is
to say, always. If there were not one, it would be necessary to invent one.
However, since there is one, we keep track of it, subsidize it-and use it. In
the upper servants' mess its contact is the veterinary-trusted by everyone and
quite shamelessly free of sentiment; 1 don't like him. If you had confided in
him, you would have been guided, advised, and helped. I would have used you to
cover about a hundred sluts, then sent you on your way. Don't look startled,
even Their Mercy uses studs who have to stoop a bit to get through the studs'
door when a
freshening of the line is indicated-and
there was always the danger that you might get yourself, and those dear boys, killed,
and thereby have wasted a fine potential."
Their Charity picked up the pile of
Kitten-delivered mail. "These things- All my Chief Domestic was expected
to do was to thwart you from doing something silly; he never knew the
veterinary's second function. Why, I even had to crack down on Memtok a bit to
turn his copies of these over to me- when anyone could have guessed that a stud
like you would find a way to get in touch with his slut. I deduced that it
would happen that time that you stood up to me about her, our first bridge
game. Remember? Perhaps you don't. But I sent for Memtok, and sure enough, you
had already started. Although he was reluctant to admit it. since he had not
renorted it."
Hugh was hardly listening. He was turning
over in his mind the glaring fact that he was hearing things told only to dead
men. None of the four was going to leave this mom alive. No, perhaps the twins
would. Yes, Ponse wanted the breeding line. But he-and Barbara-would never have
a chance to talk.
But Ponse was saying, "You still have
a chance to correct your mistakes. And you made lots of them. One note you
wrote my scholars assured me was gibberish, not English at all. So I knew it
was a secret message whether we could read it or not. Thereafter all your notes
were subjected to careful analysis. So of course we found the key-rather naïve
to be considered a code, rather clever considering the handicaps. And useful to
me. But confound it, Hugh, it cost me! Memtok was naïve about savages, he did
not realize that they fight when cornered."
Ponse scowled. "Damn you, Hugh, your
recklessness cost me a valuable property. I wouldn't have taken ten thousand
bullocks for Memtok's adoption-no, not twenty. And now your life is forfeit.
The charge of attempting to run we could overlook, a tingling in front of the
other servants would cover that. Destroying your master's property we could
cover up if it had been done secretly. Did you know that that bedwarmer I lent
you knew most of what you were up to? Saw much of it? Sluts gossip."
"She told you?"
"No, damn it, it didn't tell the
half; we had to tingle it out of it. Then it turned out it knew so much that we
could not afford to have it talking and the other servants putting one and one
together. So it had to go."
"You had her killed." Hugh felt
a surge of disgust and said it, knowing that nothing he said could matter now.
"What's it to you? Its life was
forfeit, treason to its master. However, I'm not a spiteful man, the little
critter has no moral sense and didn't know what it was doing-you must have
hypnotized it, Hugh-and I am a frugal man; I don't waste property. It's adopted
so far away that it'll have trouble under
Hugh sighed. "I'm relieved."
"Choice about the slut, eh? Was it
that good?"
"She was innocent. I didn't want her
hurt."
"As may be. Now, Hugh, you can repair
all this costly mess. Pay me back the damage and do yourself a good turn at the
same time."
"How?"
"Quite simple. You've cost me my key
executive servant, I've no one of his caliber to replace him. So you take his
place. No scandal, no fuss, no upset belowstairs-every servant who saw any
piece of it is already adopted away. And you can tell any story you like about
what happened to Memtok. Or even claim you don't know. Barba, can you refrain
from gossip?"
"I certainly can where Hugh's welfare
is concerned!"
"That's a good child. I would hate to
have you muted, it would hamper our bridge game. Although Hugh will be rather
busy for bridge. Hugh, here's the honey that trapped the bear. You take over as
Chief Domestic, do the kind of a job I know you can do once you learn the
details-and Barba and the twins live with you. What you always wanted. Well,
that's the choice. Be my boss servant and have them with you. Or your lives are
forfeit. What do you say?"
Hugh Farnham was so dazed that he was
gulping trying to accept, when Their Charity added, "Just one thing. I
won't be able to let you have them with you right away."
"No?"
"No. I still want to breed a few from
you, before you are tempered. Needn't be long, if you are as spry as you
look."
Barbara said, "No!"
But Hugh Farnham was making a terrible
decision. "Wait, Barbara. Ponse. What about the boys? Will they be
tempered, too?"
"Oh." Ponse thought about it.
"You drive a hard bargain, Hugh. Suppose we say that they will not be.
Let's say that I might use them at stud a bit-but not take their thumbs; it
would be a dead giveaway for so private a purpose with studs as tall as they
are going to be. Then at fourteen or fifteen I let them escape. Does that sult
you?" The old man stopped to cough; a spasm racked him. "Damn it,
you're tiring me."
Hugh pondered it. "Ponse, you may not
be alive fourteen or fifteen years from now."
"True. But it is very impolite for
you to say so."
"Can you bind this bargain for your
heir? Mrika?"
Ponse rubbed his hair and grinned.
"You're a sharp one, Hugh. What a Chief Domestic you will make! Of course
I can't-which is why I want some get from you, without waiting for the boys to
mature. But there is always a choice, just as you have a choice now. I can see
to it that you are in my heavenly escort. All of you, the boys, too. Or I can
have you all kept alive and you can work out a new bargain, if any. 'Le Roi est
mort, vive le Roi'-which was the ancients' way of saying that when the
protector leaves there is always a new protector. Just tell me, I'll do it
either way."
Hugh was thinking over the grim choices
when Barbara again spoke up. "Their Charity-"
"Yes, child?"
"You had better have my tongue cut
out. Right now, before you let me leave this room. Because I will have nothing
to do with this wicked scheme. And I will not keep quiet. No!"
"Barba, Barba, that's not being a
good girl."
"I am not a girl. I am a woman and a
wife and a mother! I will never call you 'uncle' again-you are vile! I wifi not
play bridge with you ever again, with or without my tongue. We are helpless. .
. but I will give you nothing. What is this you offer? You want my husband to
agree to this evil thing in exchange for a few scant years of life for me and
for our sons-for as long as God lets that evilness you call your body continue
to breathe. Then what? You cheat him even then. We die. Or we are left to the
mercy of your nephew who is even worse than you are. Oh, I know! The bedwarmers
all hate him, they weep when they are called to serve him-and weep even harder
when they come back. But I would not let Hugh make this choice even if you
could promise us all a lifetime of luxurv. No! I won't. I won't! You trv to do
it I'll kill my babies! Then myself. Then Hugh wifi kill himself I know! No
matter what you have done to him!" She stopped, spat as far as she could
in the old man's direction, then burst into tears.
Their Charity said, "Hughie, I told
you to stop teasing that cat. It will scratch you." Slowly he stood up,
said, "Reason with them, Joe," and left the room.
Joe sighed and came over close to them.
"Barbara," he said gently, "take hold of yourself. You aren't
acting in Hugh's interests even if you think you are. You should advise him to
take it. After all, a man Hugh's age doesn't have much to lose by it."
Barbara looked at him as if she had never
seen him before in her life. Then she spat again. Joe was close, she got him in
the face.
He jumped and raised his hand. Hugh said
sharply, "Joe, if you hit her and I ever get loose, I'll break your
arm!"
"I wasn't going to hit her," Joe
said slowly. "I was just going to wipe my face. I wouldn't hit Barbara,
Hugh; I admire her. I just don't think she has good sense." He took a
kerchief to the smear of saliva. "I gu~ss there is no use arguing."
"None, Joe. I'm sorry I spit on
you."
"That's all right, Barbara. You're
upset. .. and you never treated me as a nigger, ever. Well, Hugh?"
"Barbara has decided it. And she
always means what she says. I can't say that I'm sorry. Staying alive here just
isn't worth it, for any of us. Even if I was not to be tempered."
"I hate to hear you say that, Hugh.
All in all, you and I always got along pretty well. Well, if that's your last
word, I might as well go tell Their Charity. Is it?"
"Yes."
"Yes, Joe."
"Well- Good-bye, Barbara. Good-bye,
Hugh." He left.
The Lord Protector came back in alone,
moving with the slow caution of a man old and sick. "So that's what you've
decided," he said, sitting down and gathering the shawl around him I-fr
reached mit fnr the mouise still crnuichinc, on the table top; servants came in
and cleared off the table. He went on, "Can't say that I'm surprised- I've
played bridge with both of you. Well, now we take up the other choice. .Your
lives are forfeit and I can't let you stay here, other than on those terms. So
now we send you back."
"Back where, Ponse?"
"Why, back to your own time, of
course. If you make it. Perhaps you will." He stroked the mouse.
"This little fellow made it. Two weeks at least. And it didn't hurt him.
Though one can only guess what two thousand years would do."
The servants were back and were piling on
the table a man's watch, a Canadian dime, a pair of much worn mountain boots, a
hunting knife, some badly made moccasins, a pair 2 of Levis, some ragged denim
shorts with a very large waistline, a .45 automatic pistol with belt, two
ragged and faded shirts, one somewhat altered, a part of a paper of matches,
and a small notebook and pencil.
Ponse looked at the collection. "Was
there anything else?" He slid the loaded clip from the pistol, held it in
his hand. "If not, get dressed."
The invisible field let them loose.
Chapter
21
"I don't see what there is to be
surprised about," Ponse told them. "Hugh, you will remember that I
told my scientists that I wanted to know how you got here. No miracles. I told
them rather firmly. They understood that I would be most unhappy-and vexed-if
the Protectorate's scientists could not solve it when they had so many hints,
so much data. So they did. Probably. At least they were able to move this
little fellow. He arrived today, which is why I sent for you. Now we will find
out if it works backwards in time as well as forwards-and if the big apparatus
works as well as the bench model. I understand it is not so much the amount of
power-no atom-kernel bombs necessary -as the precise application of power. But
we'll soon know." Hugh asked, "How will you know? We will know-if it
works. But how will you know?"
"Oh, that. My scientists are clever,
when they have incentive. One of them will explain it."
The scientists were called in, two Chosen
and five servants. There was no introduction; Hugh found himself treated as impersonally
as the little white mouse who still tried to meet his death on the floor. Hugh
was required to take off his shirt and two servant-scientists taped a small
package to Hugh's right shoulder. "What's that?" It seemed
surprisingly heavy for its size.
The servants did not answer; the leading
Chosen said, "You will be told. Come here. See this."
"This" turned out to be Hugh's
former property, a U. S. Geodetic Survey map of James County. "Do you
understand this? Or must we explain it?"
"I understand it." Hugh used the
equals mode, the Chosen ignored it while continuing to speak in protocol mode,
falling.
"Then you know that here is where you
arrived."
Hugh agreed, as the man's finger covered
the spot where Hugh's home had once stood. The Chosen nodded thoughtfully and
added, "Do you understand the meaning of these marks?" He pointed to
a tiny x-mark and very small figures beside it.
"Certainly. We call that a 'bench
mark.' Exact location and altitude. It's a reference point for all the rest of the
map."
"Excellent." The Chosen pointed
to a similar mark at the summit of Mount James as shown by the map. "Now,
tell us, if you know-but don't lie about it; it will not advantage you-how much
error there would be, horizontally and vertically, between these two reference
points."
Hugh thought about it, held up his thumb
and forefinger about an inch apart. The Chosen blinked. "It would not have
been that accurate in those primitive times. We assume that you are lying. Try
again. Or admit that you don't know."
"And I suggest that you don't know
what you are talking about. It would be at least that accurate." Hugh
thought of telling him that he had bossed surveying parties in the Seabees and
had done his own surveying when he was getting started as a contractor-and that
while he did not know how accurate a geodetic survey was, he did know that
enormously more accurate methods had been used in setting those bench marks
than were ever used in the ordinary survey.
He decided that explanation would be wasted.
The Chosen looked at him, then glanced at
Their Charity. The old man had been listening but his face showed nothing.
"Very well. We will assume that the marks are accurate, each to the other.
Which is fortunate, as this one is missing"-he pointed to the first one,
near where Hugh's home had been- "whereas this one"-he indicated the
summit of Mount James-"is still in place, in solid rock. Now search your
memory and do not lie again, as it will matter to you . . . and it will matter
to Their Charity, as a silly lie on your part could waste much effort and Their
Charity would be much displeased, we are certain. Where, quite near this
reference mark and the same height-certainly no higher!-is-was, I mean, in
those primitive times-a flat, level place?"
Hugh thought about it. He knew exactly
where that bench mark had been: in the cornerstone of the Southport Savings
Bank. It was, or had been, a small brass plate let into the stone beside the
larger dedication plate, about eighteen inches above the sidewalk at the
northeast corner of the building. It had been placed there shortly after the
Southport shopping center had been built. Hugh had often glanced at it in
passing; it had always given him a warm feeling of stability to note a bench
mark.
The bank had sided on a parking lot shared
by the bank, a Safeway Supermarket, and a couple of other shops. "It is
level and flat nif this way fnr a distance nf-" (I-Iiwh estimated the
width of that ancient parking lot in feet, placed the figure in modern units.)
"Or a little farther. That's just an estimate, not wholly accurate."
"But it is flat and level? And no
higher than this point?"
"A little lower and sloping away. For
drainage."
"Very well. Now place your attention
on this configuration." Again it was Hugh's property, a Conoco map of the
state. "That object fastened to your back you may think of as a clock. We
will not explain it, you could not understand. Suffice to say that radiation
decay of a metal inside it measures time. That is why it is heavy; it is cased
in lead to protect it. You will take it to here." The Chosen pointed to a
town on the map; Hugh noted that it was the home of the state university.
At a gesture the Chosen was handed a slip
of paper. To Hugh he said, "Can you read this? Or must it be
explained?"
"It says 'University State
Bank,'" Hugh told him. "I seem to recall that there was an
institution of that name in that town. I'm not sure, I don't recall doing
business with it."
"There was," the Chosen assured
him, "and its ruins were recently uncovered. You will go to it. There was,
and still is, a strong room, a vault, in its lowest part. You will place this
clock in that vault. Do you understand?"
"I understand."
"By Their Charity's wish, that vault
has not yet been opened. After you have gone, it will be opened. The clock will
be found and we will read it. Do you understand why this is crucial to the
experiment? It will not only tell us that you made the time jump safely but
also exactly how long the span was-and from this our instruments will be
calibrated." The Chosen looked very fierce. "Do this exactly. Or you
will be severely punished."
Ponse caught Hugh's eye at this point. The
old man was not laughing but his eyes twinkled. "Do it, Hugh," he
said quietly. "That's a good fellow."
Hugh said to the Chosen scientist. "I
will do it. I underc~t~ind "
The Chosen said, "May it please Their
Charity, this one is ready to weigh them now, and then leave for the
site."
"We've changed our mind," Ponse
announced. "We will see this." He added, "Nerve in good shape,
Hugh?"
"Quite."
"All of you who made the first jump
were given this opportunity, did I tell you? Joe turned it down flatly."
The old man glanced over his shoulder. "Grace! Changed your mind, little
one?"
Grace looked up. "Ponsie!" she
said reproachfully. "You know I would never leave you."
"Duke?"
The tempered servant did not even look up.
He simply shook his head.
Ponse said to the scientist, "Let's
hurry and get them weighed. We intend to sleep at home tonight."
The weighing was done elsewhere in the
Palace. Just before the four were placed on the weighing area the Lord
Protector held up the cartridge clip he had removed from the pistol Hugh now
wore. "Hugh? Will you undertake not to be foolish with this? Or should I
have the pellets separated from the explosives?"
"Uh, I'll behave."
"Ah, but how will you behave? If you
were impetuous, you might succeed in killing me. But consider what would happen
to Barba and our little brats."
(I had thought of that, you old scoundrel.
I'll still do what seems best to me.) "Ponse, why don't you let Barbara
carry the clip in a pocket? That would keep me from loading and firing very
fast even if I did get ideas."
"A good plan. Here, Barba."
The boss scientist seemed unhappy at the
total weight of his experimental package. "May it please Their Charity,
this one finds that body weights of both adults must have lessened markedly
since the time of the figures on which the calculations were made."
"Oh, nothing, nothing, may it please
Their Charity. Just a slight delay. The mass must be exact." Hurriedly the
Chosen started piling metal discs on the platform.
It gave Hugh an idea. "Ponse, you
really expect this to work?"
"If I knew the answer, it would not
be necessary to try it. I hope it will work."
"If it does work, we'll need money
right away. Especially if I'm to travel half across the state to bury this
clock device."
"Reasonable. You used gold, did you
not? Or was it silver? I see your idea." The old man gestured. "Stop
that weighing."
"We used both, sometimes, but it had
to have our own protectorate's stamp. Ponse, there were quite a number of
American silver dollars in my house when you took it away from me. Are they
available?"
They were available and in the Palace and
the old man had no objection to using them to make up the missing weight. The
boss scientist was fretted over the delay-he explained to his lord that the
adjustments were set for an exact time span as well as exact mass in order to
place these specimens at a time before the East-West War had started, plus a
margin for error-but that delay was reducing the margin and might require
recalculation and long and painful recalibration. Hugh did not follow the
technicalities.
Nor did Ponse. He cut the scientist off
abruptly. "Then recalculate if necessary. All."
It took more than an hour to locate the
man who could locate the man who knew where these particular items of the
savage artifacts were filed, then dig them out and fetch them. Ponse sat
brooding and playing with his mouse. Barbara nursed the twins, then changed
them with the help of slut servants; Hugh petitioned plumbing calls for each of
them-granted, under guard-and all this changed all the body weights and
everything was started over again.
The silver dollars were still in, or had
been replaced in, the $100 rolls in which Hugh had hoarded them. They made
quite a stack, and (on the happy assumption that the time jump would work) Hugh
was pleased that he had lost while imprisoned the considerable paunch he had
regrown during his easy days as "Chief Researcher." However, less
than three hundred silver dollars were used in bringing them up to calculated
weight-plus a metal slug and some snips of foil.
"If it suits the Lord Protector, this
one believes that the specimens should be placed in the container without
delay."
"Then do it! Don't waste our
time."
The container was floated in. It was a
box, metallic, plain, empty, and with no furnishings of any sort, barely high
enough for Hugh to stand upright in, barely large enough for all of them. Hugh
got into it, helped Barbara in, the babies were handed to them and Hughie
started to squawl and set off his brother.
Ponse looked annoyed. "My sluts have
been spoiling those brats. Hugh, I've decided not to watch it, I'm weary.
Goodbye to both of you-and good riddance; neither of you would ever have made a
loyal servant. But I'll miss our bridge games. Barba, you must bring those
brats back into line. But don't break their spunk doing it; they're fine
boys." He turned and left abruptly.
The hatch was closed down on them and
fastened; they were alone. Hugh at once took advantage of it to kiss his wife,
somewhat hampered by each of them holding a baby.
"I don't care what happens now,"
Barbara said as soon as her mouth was free. "That's what I've been longing
for. Oh, dear, Joey is wet again. How about Hughie?"
"It's unanimous, Hughie also. But I
thought you just said you didn't care what happens now?"
"Well, I don't, really. But try explaining
that to a baby. I would gladly swap one of those rolls of dollars for ten new
diapers."
"My dear, do you realize that the
human race lasted at least a million years with no diapers at all? Whereas we
may not last another hour. So let's not spend it talking about diapers."
"I simply meant- Wups! They're moving
us."
"Sit flat on the floor and brace your
feet against the wall. Before we have scrambled babies. You were saying?"
"I simply meant, my darling, that I
do not care about diapers, I don't care about anything-now that I have you with
me again. But if we aren't going to die-if this thing works- I'm going to have
to be practical. And do you know of anything more practical than diapers?"
"Yes. Kissing. Making love."
"Well, yes. But they lead to diapers.
Darling, could you hold Hughie in your other arm and put this one around me?
Uh, they're moving us again. Hugh, is this thing going to work? Or are we going
to be very suddenly dead? Somehow I can imagine time travel frontwards-and anyhow
we did it. But I can't imagine it backwards. I mean, the past has already
happened. That's it. Isn't it?"
"Well, yes. But you haven't stated it
correctly. The way I see it, there are no paradoxes in time travel, there can't
be. If we are going to make this time jump, then we already did; that's what
happened. And if it doesn't work, then it's because it didn't happen."
"But it hasn't happened yet.
Therefore, you are saying that it didn't happen, so it can't happen. That's
what I said."
"No, no! We don't know whether it has
already happened or not. If it did, it will. If it didn't, it won't."
"Darling, you're confusing me."
"Don't worry about it. 'The moving
finger writes, and having writ, moves on'-and only then do you find out if it
goosed you in passing. I think we've straightened out on a course; we're steady
now, just the faintest vibration. If they are taking us where I think they are,
James County I mean, then we've got at least an hour before we need worry about
anything." He tightened his arm around her. "So let's be happy that
hour."
She snuggled in. "That's what I was
saying. Beloved, we've come through so many narrow squeaks together that I'm
not ever going to worry again. If it's an hour, I'll be happy every second of
it. If it's forty years, I'll be happy every second of that, too. If it's
together. And if it's not together, I don't want it. But either way, we go on.
To the end of our day."
"Yes. 'To the end of our day.'"
She sighed happily, rearranged a wet and
sleeping infant, snuggled into his shoulder and murmured, "This feels like
our very first day. In the tank room of the shelter, I mean. We were just as
crowded and even warmer-and I was never so happy. And we didn't know whether we
were going to live through that day, either. That night."
"We didn't expect to. Else we
wouldn't have twin boys now."
"So I'm glad we thought we were going
to die. Hugh? It isn't any more crowded than it was that night in the tank
room."
"Woman, you are an insatiable lecher.
You'll shock the boys."
"I don't think once in more than a
year is being insatiable. And the boys are too young to be shocked. Aw, come
on! You said yourself we might be dead in an hour."
"Yes, we might and you have a point
and I'm theoretically in favor of the idea. But the boys do inhibit me and
there actually isn't quite as much room even if we weren't cluttered up with
eight or nine wet babies and I don't see how it's mechanically possible. The
act would be a tesseract, at least."
"Well- I guess you're right. I don't
see any way either; we would probably squash them. But it does seem a shame, if
we're going to die."
"I refuse to assume that we're going
to die. I won't ever make that assumption again. All my figuring is based on
the assumption that we are going to live. We go on. No matter what happens-we
go on."
"All right. Seven no trump."
"That's better."
"Doubled and redoubled. Hugh? Just as
soon as the boys are big enough to hold thirteen cards in their pudgy little
hands, we're going to start teaching them contract. Then we'll have a family
four of our own."
"Suits. And if they can't learn to
play, we'll temper them and try again."
"I don't want ever to hear that word
again!"
"Sorry."
"And I don't want to hear that
language again, either, dear. The boys should grow up hearing English."
"Sorry again. You're right. But I may
slip; I've gotten in the habit of thinking in it-all that translating. So allow
me a few slips."
"I'll always allow you a few slips.
Speaking of slips- Did you? With Kitten?"
"No."
"Why not? I wouldn't have minded.
Well, not much anyhow. She was sweet. She would baby-sit for me any time I
would let her. She loved our boys.".
"Barbara, I don't want to think about
Kitten. It makes me sad. I just hope whoever has her now is good to her. She
didn't have any defenses at all-like a kitten before it has its eyes open.
Helpless. Kitten means to me everything that is utterly damnable about
slavery."
She squeezed his hand. "I hope
they're good to her, too. But, dear, don't hurt yourself inside about it; there
is nothing we can do for her."
"I know it and that's why I don't
want to talk about her. But I do miss her. As a daughter. She was a daughter to
me. 'Bedwarmer' never entered into it."
"I didn't doubt it, dear. But- Well,
look here, my good man, maybe this place is too cramped. All right, we're going
to live through it; we go on. Then don't let me catch you treating me like a
daughter! I intend to keep your bed very warm indeed!"
"Mmm- You want to remember that I'm
an old man."
"'Old man' my calloused feet! We'll
be the same age for all practical purposes-namely something over four thousand
years, counting once each way. And my purposes are very practical, understand
me?"
"I understand you. I suppose 'four
thousand years' is one way to look at it. Though perhaps not for 'practical
purposes.'"
"You won't get out of it that
easily," she said darkly. "I won't stand for it."
"Woman, you've got a one-track mind.
All right, I'll do my best. I'll rest all the time and let you do all the work.
Hey, I think we're there."
The box was moved several times, then
remained stationary a few minutes, then surged straight up with sickening
suddenness, stopped with another stomach twister, seemed to hunt a little, and
then was perfectly steady.
"You in the experimental
chamber," a voice said out of nowhere. "You are warned to expect a
short fall. You are advised to stand up, each of you hold one brat, and be
ready to fall. Do you understand?"
"Yes," Hugh answered while
helping Barbara to her feet. "How much of a fall?"
There was no answer. Hugh said, "Hon,
I don't know what they mean. A 'short fall' could be one foot, or fifty.
Protect Joey with your arms and better bend your knees a little. If it's quite
a fall, then go ahead and go down; don't try to take it stiff-legged. These
jokers don't give a hoot what happens to us."
"Bent knees. Protect Joey. All
right."
They fell.
Chapter
22
Hugh never did know how far they fell but
he decided later that it could not have been more than four feet. One instant
they were standing in a well-lighted, cramped box; the next instant they were
outdoors, in the dark of night, and falling.
His boots hit, he went down, landing on
the right side his rump and on two very hard rolls of silver dollars in hip
pocket-rolled with the fall and protected the baby in arms.
Then he rolled to a sitting position.
Barbara was near h on her side. She was not moving. "Barbara! Are you hui
"No," she said breathlessly.
"I don't think so. Just knoc] the breath out of me."
"Is Joey all right? Hughie is, but I
think he's more ti wet now."
"Joey is all right." Joey
confirmed this by starting to y his brother joined him. "He had the breath
knocked out of h too, I think. Shut up, Joey; Mother is busy. Hugh, where
we?"
He looked around. "We are," he
announced, "in a park lot in a shopping center about four blocks from
where I I And apparently somewhere close to our own proper time. least that's a
'sixty-one Ford we almost landed on." The was empty save for this one car.
It occurred to him that tl arrival might have been something else than a
bump-an plosion, perhaps?-if they had been six feet to the right. he dropped
the thought; enough narrow squeaks and one m didn't matter.
He stood up and helped Barbara up. She
winced and in dim light that came from inside the bank he noticed
"Trouble?"
"I turned my ankle when I hit."
"Can you walk?"
"I can walk."
"I'll carry both kids. It's not
far."
"Hugh, where are we going?"
"Why, home, of course." He
looked in the window of bank, tried to spot a calendar. He saw one but the
stand light was not shining on it; he couldn't read it. "I wish I ki the
date. Honey, I hate to admit it but it does look as if t travel has some
paradoxes-and I think we are about to give somebody a terrible shock."
"Who?"
"Me, maybe. In my earlier
incarnation. Maybe I ought to phone him first, not shock him. No, he-I, I
mean-wouldn't believe it. Sure you can walk?"
"Certainly."
"All right. Hold our monsters for a
moment and let me set my watch." He glanced back into the bank where a
clock was visible even though the calendar was shadowed. "Okay. Gimine.
And holler if you need to stop."
They set off, Barbara limping but keeping
up. He discouraged talk, because he did not have his thoughts in order. To see
a town that he had thought of as destroyed so quiet and peaceful on a warm
summery night shook him more than he dared admit. He carefully avoided any
speculation as to what he might find at his home-except one fleeting thought
that if it turned out that his shelter was not yet built, then it never would
be and he would try his hand at changing history.
He adjourned that thought, too, and
concentrated on being glad that Barbara was a woman who never chattered when
her man wanted her to be quiet.
Presently they turned into his driveway,
Barbara limping and Hugh beginning to develop cramps in both arms from being
unable to shift his double load. There were two cars parked tandem and facing
out in the drive; he stopped at the first one, opened the door and said,
"Slide in, sit down, and take the load off that ankle. I'll leave the boys
with you and reconnoiter." The house was brightly lighted.
"Hugh! Don't do it!"
"Why not?"
"This is my car. This is the night!"
He stared at her for a long moment. Then
he said quietly, "I'm still going to reconnoiter. You sit here."
He was back in less than two minutes,
jerked open the car door, collapsed onto the seat, let out a gasping sob.
Barbara said, "Darling! Darling!"
"Oh, my God!" He choked and
caught his breath. "She's in
there!
Grace. And so am I." He dropped his face to the steering wheel and sobbed.
"Hugh."
"What? Oh, my God!"
"Stop it, Hugh. I started the engine
while you were gone. The keys were in the ignition, I had left them there so
that Duke could move it and get out. So let's go. Can you drive?"
He sobered down. "I can drive."
He took ten seconds to check the instrument board, adjusted the seat backwards,
put it in gear, turned right out of his drive. Four minutes later he turned
west on the highway into the mountains, being careful to observe the stop sign;
it had occurred to him that this was no night to get stopped and pulled off the
road for driving without a license.
As he made the turn a clock inthe distance
bonged the half hour; he glanced at his wrist watch, noted a one-minute
difference. "Switch on the radio, hon."
"Hugh, I'm sorry. The durn thing quit
and I couldn't afford to have it repaired."
"Oh. No matter. The news doesn't matter,
I mean; time is all that matters. I'm trying to estimate how far we can go in
an hour. An hour and some minutes. Do you recall what time the first missile
hit us?"
"I think you told me it was
eleven-forty-seven."
"That's my recollection, too. I'm
certain of it, I just wanted it confirmed. But it all checks. You made crêpes
Suzettes, you and Karen fetched them in just in time to catch the end of the
ten o'clock news. I ate pretty quickly-they were wonderful- this booney old
character rang the doorbell. Me, I mean. And I answered it. Call it ten-twenty
or a little after. So we just heard half-past chime and my watch agrees. We've
got about seventy-five minutes to get as far from ground zero as
possible."
Barbara made no comment. Moments later
they passed the city limits; Hugh put the speed up from a careful forty-five to
an exact sixty-five.
About ten minutes later she said,
"Dear? I'm sorry. About Karen, I mean. Not about anything else."
"I'm not sorry about anything. No,
not about Karen. Hearing her merry laugh again shook me up, ~yes. But now I
treasure it. Barbara, for the first time in my life I have a conviction of
immortality. Karen is alive right now, back there behind us-and yet we saw her
die. So somehow, in some timeless sense, Karen is alive forever, somewhere.
Don't ask me to explain it, but that's how it is."
"I've always known it, Hugh. But I
didn't dare say so."
"Dare say anything, damn it! I told
you that long ago. So I no longer feel sorrow over Karen. I can't feel any
honest sorrow over Grace. Some people make a career of trying to get their own
way; she's one of them. As for Duke, I hate to think about him. I had great
hopes for my son. My first son. But I never had control over his rearing and I
certainly had no control over what became of him. And, as Joe pointed out to
me, Duke's not too badly off-if welfare and security and happiness are
sufficient criteria." Hugh shrugged without taking his hands from the
wheel. "So I shall forget him. As of this instant I shall endeavor never
to think about Duke again."
Presently he spoke again. "Hon, can
you, in spite of being smothered in babies, get at that clock thing on my
shoulder and get it off?"
"I'm sure I can."
"Then do it and chuck it into the
ditch. I'd rather throw it away inside the circle of total destruction-if we're
still in it." He scowled. "I don't want those people ever to have
time travel. Especially Ponse."
She worked silently for some moments,
awkwardly with one hand. She got the radiation clock loose and threw it out
into the darkness before she spoke. "Hugh, I don't think Ponse intended us
to accept that offer. I think he made the terms such that he knew that I would
refuse, even if you were indlined to sacrifice yourself."
"Of
course! He picked us as guinea pigs-his white mice- .~fl6
and
chivvied us into 'volunteering.' Barbara, I can stand-and somewhat understand
but not forgive-a straight-out son of a bitch. But Ponse was, for my money,
much worse. He had good intentions. He could always prove why the hotfoot he
was giving you was for your own good. I despise him."
Barbara said stubbornly, "Hugh, how
many white men of today could be trusted with the power Ponse had and use it
with as much gentleness as he did use it?"
"Huh? None. Not even yours truly. And
that was a low blow about 'white men.' Color doesn't enter into it."
"I withdraw the word 'white.' And I'm
sure that you are one who could be trusted with it. But I don't know any
others."
"Not even me. Nobody can be trusted
with it. The one time I had it I handled it as badly as Ponse. I mean that time
I caused a gun to be raised at Duke. I should simply have used karate and
knocked him out or even killed him. But not humiliated him. Nobody, Barbara.
But Ponse was especially bad. Take Memtok. I'm really sorry that I happened to
kill Memtok. He was a man who behaved better than his nature, not worse. Memtok
had a streak of meanness, sadism, wide as his back. But he held it closely in
check so that he could do his job better. But Ponse-~ Barbie hon, this is
probably a subject on which you and I will never agree. You feel a bit soft
toward him because he was sweet to you most of the time and always sweet to our
boys. But I despised him because of that-because he was always showing 'king's
mercy'-being less cruel than he could have been, but always reminding his
victim of how cruel he could be if he were not such a sweet old guy and such a
prince of a fellow. I despised him for it. I despised him long before I found
out about his having young girls butchered and served for his dinner."
"What?"
"Didn't you know? Oh, surely, you
must have known. Ponse and I discussed it in our very last talk. Weren't you
listening?"
"I thought that was just heavy
sarcasm, on the part of each of you."
"Nope, Ponse is a cannibal. Maybe not
a cannibal, since he doesn't consider us human. But he does eat us-they all do.
Ponse always ate girls. About one a day for his family table, I gathered. Girls
about the age and plumpness of Kitten."
"But- But- Hugh, I ate the same thing
he did, lots of times. I must have- I must have-"
"Sure you did. So did I. But not
after I knew. Nor did you."
"Honey. . . you better stop the car.
I'm going to be sick."
"Throw up on the twins if you must.
This car doesn't stop for anything."
She managed to get the window open, got it
mostly outside. Presently he said gently, "Feeling
better?"
"Some."
"Sweetheart, don't hold what he ate
too much against Ponse. He honestly did not know it was wrong-and no doubt cows
would feel the same way about us, if they knew. But these other things he knew
were wrong. Because he tried to justify them. He rationalized slavery, he
rationalized tyranny, he rationalized cruelty, and always wanted the victim to
agree and thank him. The headsman expected to be tipped."
"I don't want to talk about him,
dear. I feel all mixed up inside."
"Sorry. I'm half drunk without a drop
and babbling. I'll shut up. Watch the traffic behind, I'm going to make a left
turn shortly."
She did so and after they had turned off
on a state road, narrower and not as well graded, he said, "I've figured
out where we're going. At first I was just putting distance behind us. Now
we've got a destination. Maybe a safe one."
"Where, Hugh?"
"A shutdown mine. I had a piece of
it, lost some money in it. Now maybe it pays off. The Havely Lode. Nice big
tunnels and we can reach the access road from this road. If I can find it in
the dark. If we can get there before the trouble starts." He concentrated
on herding the car, changing down on the grades both climbing and on the
occasional downhill
piece,
braking hard before going into a curve, then cornering hard with plenty of
throttle in the curves.
After a particularly vicious turn with
Barbara on the hairraising outside, she said, "Look, dear, I know you're
doing it to save us. But we can be just as dead from a car crash as from an
H-bomb."
He grinned without slowing. "I used
to drive jeeps in the dark with no headlights. Barbie, I won't kill us. Few
people realize how much a car will do and I'm delighted that this has a manual
gear shift. You need it in the mountains. I would not dare drive this way with
an automatic shift."
She shut up and prayed, silently.
The road dropped into a high alp where it
met another road; at the intersection there was a light. When he saw it Hugh
said, "Read my watch."
"Eleven-twenty-five."
"Good. We are slightly over fifty
miles from ground zero. From my house, I mean. And the Havely Lode is only five
minutes beyond here, I know how to find it now. I see Schmidt's Corner is open
and we are low on gas. We'll grab some and groceries, too-yes, I recall you
told me you had both in this car; we'll get more-and still make it before the
curtain."
He braked and scattered gravel, stopped by
a pump, jumped out. "Run inside and start grabbing stuff. Put the twins on
the floor of the car and close the door. Won't hurt 'em." He stuck the
hose into the car's tank, started cranking the old-fashioned pump.
She was out in a moment. "There's
nobody here."
"Honk the horn. The Dutchman is
probably back at his house."
Barbara honked and honked and the babies
cried. Hugh hung up the hose. "Fourteen gallons we owe him for. Let's go
in. Should roll in just ten minutes, to be safe."
Schmidt's Corner was a gasoline station, a
small lunch counter, a one-end grocery store, all of the sort that caters to
local people, fishermen, hunters, and the tourist who likes to
get off
the pavement. Hugh wasted no time trying to rouse out the owner; the place told
its own story: All lights were on, the screen door stood open, coffee was
simmering on a hot plate, a chair had been knocked over, and the radio was
tuned to the emergency frequency. It suddenly spoke up as he came in:
"Bomb warning. Third bomb warning.
This is not a drill. Take shelter at once. Any shelter, God damn it, you're
going to be atom-bombed in the next few minutes. I'm damn well going to leave
this goddam microphone and dive for the basement myself when impact is five
minutes away! So get the lead out, you stupid fools, and quit listening to this
chatter! TAKE
SHELTER!"
"Grab those empty cartons and start
filling them. Don't pack, just dump stuff in. I'll trot them out. We'll fill
the back seat and floor." Hugh started following his own orders, had one
carton filled before Barbara did. He rushed it out, rushed back; Barbara had
another waiting, and a third almost filled. "Hugh. Stop one second.
Look."
The end carton was not empty. Mama cat,
quite used to strangers, stared solemnly out at him while four assorted fuzzy
ones nursed. Hugh returned her stare.
He suddenly closed the top of the carton
over her. "All right," he said. "Load something light into
another carton so it weighs this one down while I drive. Hurry." He rushed
out to the car with the little family while the mother cat set up agonized
complaint.
Barbara followed quickly with a
half-loaded carton, put it on top of the cat box. They both rushed back inside.
"Take all the canned milk he's got." Hugh stopped long enough to put
a roll of dollars on top of the cash register. "And grab all the toilet
paper or Kleenex you see, too. Three minutes till we leave."
They left in five minutes but with more
cartons; the back seat of the car was well leveled off. "I got a dozen tea
towels," Barbara said gleefully, "and six big packs of Chux."
"Huh?"
"Diapers, dear, diapers. Might last
us past the fallout. I hope. And I grabbed two packs of playing cards, too.
Maybe I shouldn't have."
"Don't be hypocritical, my love. Hang
onto the kids and be sure that door is locked." He drove for several
hundred yards, with his head hanging out. "Here!"
The going got very rough. Hugh drove in
low gear and very carefully~
A black hole in the side of the mountain
loomed up suddenly as he turned. "Good, we've made it! And we drive
straight inside." He started in and tromped on the brake. "Good Lord!
A cow."
"And a calf," Barbara added,
leaning out her side.
"I'll have to back out."
"Hugh. A cow. With a calf."
"Uh. . . how the hell would we feed
her?"
"Hugh, it may not burn here at all.
And that's a real live cow."
"Uh. . . all right, all right. We'll
eat them if we have to." There was a wooden wall and a stout door about
thirty feet inside the mouth of the mine tunnel. Hugh eased the car forward,
forcing the reluctant cow ahead of him, and at last crunched his side of the
car against the rock wall to allow the other door to open.
The cow immediately made a break for
freedom; Barbara opened her door and thereby stopped her. The calf bawled, the
twins echoed him.
Hugh squeezed out past Barbara and the
babies, got past the cow and unfastened the door, which was secured by a
padlock passed through a hasp but not closed. He shoved the cow's rump aside
and braced the door open. "Kick on the 'up' lights. Let it shine in."
Barbara did, then insisted that cow and
calf be taken inside. Hugh muttered something about, "Noah's bloody
ark!" but agreed, largely because the cow was so very much in the way. The
door, though wide, was about one inch narrower than bossie; she did not want to
go through it. But Hugh got
her
beaded that way, then kicked her emphatically. She went through. The calf
followed his mother.
At which point Hugh discovered why th~ cow
was in the tunnel. Someone-presumably someone nearby-had converted the mine to
use as a cow barn; there were a dozen or so bales of hay inside. The cow showed
no wish to leave once she was at this treasure.
Cartons were carried in, two cartons were
dumped and a twin placed in each, with a carton of cat and kittens just beyond
and all three weighted down to insure temporary captivity.
While they were unloading Barbara's
survival gear from the trunk, everything suddenly became noonday bright.
Barbara said, "Oh, heavens! We aren't through."
"We go on unloading. Maybe ten
minutes till the sound wave. I don't know about the shock wave. Here, take the
rifle."
They had the car empty with jeep cans of
water and gasoline out but not yet inside when the ground began to tremble and
noise of giant subways started. Hugh put the cans inside, yelled, "Move
these!"
"Hugh! Come in!"
"Soon." There was loose hay he
had driven over just back of the car. He gathered it up, stuffed it through the
door, went back and scavenged, not to save the hay but to reduce fire hazard to
gasoline in the car's tank. He considered backing the car out and letting it
plunge down the hill. He decided not to risk it. If it got hot enough to set
fire to the car's gas tank-well, there were side tunnels, deep inside.
"Barbara! Do you have a light yet?"
"Yes! Please come inside.
Please!"
He went in, barred the door. "Now we
move these bales of hay, far back. You carry the light, I carry the bay. And
mind your feet. It is wet a bit farther back. That's why we shut down. Too much
pumping."
They moved groceries, livestock (human,
bovine, and feline) and gear into a side tunnel a hundred yards inside the
mountain.
They had to wade through several inches of water on the way but the side tunnel
was slightly higher and dry. Once Barbara lost a moccasin. "Sorry,"
said Hugh. "This mountain is a sponge. Almost every bore struck
water."
"I," said Barbara, "am a
woman who appreciates water. I have had reason to."
Hugh did not answer as the flash of the
second bomb suddenly brightened everything even that deep inside-just through
cracks of a wooden wall. He looked at his watch. "Right on time. We're
sitting through a second show of the same movie, Barb. This time I hope it will
be cooler."
"I wonder."
"If it will be cooler? Sure, it will.
Even if it burns outside. I think I know a place where we can go down, and save
us, and maybe the cats but not the cow and calf, even if smoke gets pulled
in."
"Hugh, I didn't mean that."
"What did you mean?"
"Hugh, I didn't tell you this at the
time. I was too upset by it and didn't want you to get upset. But I don't own a
manual gear shift car."
"Huh? Then whose car is that
outside?"
"Mine. I mean my keys were in it-and
it certainly had my stuff in the trunk. But mine had automatic shift."
"Honey," he said slowly, "I
think you've flipped your lid a little."
"I thought you would think so and
that's why I didn't say anything until we were safe. But Hugh-listen to me,
dear!-I have never owned a manual shift car. I didn't learn to drive that far
back. I don't know how to drive manual shift."
He stared thoughtfully. "I don't
understand it."
"Neither do I. Darling, when you came
away from your house, you said, 'She's in there. Grace.' Did you mean you saw
her?"
"Why, yes. She was nodding over the
television, half passed out."
"But, dearest, Grace had been nodding
over the television. But you put her to bed while I was making crêpes Suzettes.
Don't you remember? When the alert came, you went and got her and carried her
down-in her nightgown."
Hugh Farnham stood quite still for several
moments. "So I did," he agreed. "So I had. Well, let's get the
rest of this gear moved. The big one will be along in about an hour and a
half."
"But will it be?"
"What do you mean?"
"Hugh, I don't know what has
happened. Maybe this is a different world. Or maybe it's the same one but just
a tiny bit changed by-well, by us coming back, perhaps."
"I don't know. But right now we go
on, moving this stuff."
The big one came on time. It shook them
up, did not hurt them. When the air wave hit, it shook them up again. But
without casualties other than to the nerves of some very nervous animals-the
twins by now seemed to enjoy rough stuff.
Hugh noted the time, then said
thoughtfully, "If it is a different world, it is not so very different.
And yet-"
"Yet what, dear?"
"Well, it is some different. You
wouldn't forget that about your own car. And I do remember putting Grace to bed
early; Duke and I had a talk afterwards. So, it's different." Suddenly he
grinned. "It could be importantly different. If the future can change the
past, or whatever, maybe the past can change the future, too. Maybe the United
States won't be wholly destroyed. Maybe neither side will be so suicidal as to
use plague bombs. Maybe- Hell, maybe Ponse will never get a chance to have
teen-age girls for dinner!" He added, "I'm damn' well going to make a
try! To see that he doesn't."
"We'll try! And our boys will
try."
"Yes. But that's tomorrow. I think
the fireworks are over for tonight. Madame, do you think you can sleep on a
pile of hay?"
"Just
sleep?"
"You're too eager. I've had a long
hard day."
"You had had a long hard day the
other time, too."
"We'll
see."
Chapter
23
They lived through the missiles, they
lived through the bombs, they lived through the fires, they lived through the
epidemics-which were not extreme and may not have been weapons; both sides
disclaimed them-and they lived through the long period of disorders while civil
government writhed like a snake with a broken back. They lived. They went on.
Their
sign reads:
FARNHAM'S
FREEHOLD
TRADING
POST & RESTAURANT BAR
American
Vodka
Corn
Liquor
Applejack
Pure
Spring Water
Grade
"A" Milk
Corned
Beef & Potatoes
Steak
& Fried Potatoes
Butter
& some days Bread
Smoked
Bear Meat
Jerked
Quisling (by the neck)
!!!!Any
BOOK Accepted as Cash!!!!
DAY
NURSERY
!!FREE
KITTENS!!
Blacksmithing,
Machine Shop, Sheet Metal Work- You Supply the Metal
FARNHAM
SCHOOL OF CONTRACT BRIDGE
Lessons
by Arrangement
Social
Evening Every Wednesday
WARNING!!!
Ring
Bell. Wait. Advance with your Hands Up. Stay on path, avoid mines. We lost
three customers last week. We can't afford to lose you. No sales tax.
Hugh
& Barbara Farnham & Family
Freeholders
High above their sign their homemade
starry flag is flying- and they are still going on.