Ron
Goulart
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IT WAS ON A
RAW, WINDY afternoon in the spring of 1899 that Harry Challenge arrived in
the capital city of the small Middle European country of Urbania. Before
midnight he'd narrowly avoid being crushed by a falling gargoyle, be
threatened by an international female spy, and almost hurled off a train by a
jealous circus strongman. He'd initially gone there simply to investigate a
ghost. Harry had
been in Paris quietly diverting himself after apprehending a notorious band
of elite grave robbers in Lisbon, when a cablegram from New York City caught
up with him. Dear Son:
Cease lollygagging in the fleshpots and hasten your dissipated carcass over
to Urbania. Our client is Baron Westerman, who dwells in a castle a short
train journey from St. Rolandsburg. This mutt thinks he's being haunted by
his wife's ghost. Obviously we can take him for a bundle in fees. Your loving
father, the Challenge International Detective Agency. Harry arrived
at the huge, domed St. Rolandsburg Station at ten minutes after two in the
afternoon. Within a few minutes more he and his single suitcase were inside a
hansom cab heading for the opulent Hotel Pandora two miles away. He'd been in
Urbania twice before on agency cases and had long since decided that he liked
it a good deal less than France. He was a
lean, clean-shaven man of thirty-two, a bit above middle height. He wore,
since his father believed it helped the image of the detective agency, a
conservative dark business suit and a bowler hat. The gargoyle,
an exceptionally ugly one, had been lurking atop St. Roland Cathedral for
several centuries. The cab
rattled, then abruptly halted on the cobblestone street in front of the
ancient towering cathedral. Harry, who'd
just lit one of the thin dark cigars he favored, glanced out the window.
"This sure as hell isn't the hotel," he observed. The door was
politely tugged open by the driver. "Beg your pardon, sir, but one of
the wheels is coming loose." "And?" The thin
young man beckoned him to disembark. "If you'll but wait on the
sidewalk, sir, I'll summon a new cab to convey --" Harry
gathered up his suitcase and climbed out. "The Hotel Pandora's less than
a mile from here," he said. "Just across the bridge. I can walk
there before you --" "No,
sir, my employers would be much angered if that happened." He took hold
of Harry's arm, led him to the sidewalk and positioned him on a spot near the
curb. Harry set his
suitcase down. "Even so, I'd rather hike." "That
would also reflect on me, sir. Here." He produced, from behind his back,
a bright yellow shawl and draped it over Harry's shoulders. "This will
protect you from the elements." After taking
a puff of his cigar, Harry said, "Okay, I'll wait a few minutes." "I'm
most appreciative, sir." The youthful cabman took a step back, studied
Harry and then moved forward again. He took hold of both Harry's arms and
moved him about a foot to the right. "A much more comfortable position,
I believe." Nodding, he returned to his hansom and, standing near his
roan horse, began scanning the busy thoroughfare for a replacement cab to
flag down. Harry took
another puff of his cigar and glanced across the wide, cobblestone Cathedral
Road toward the vast Prince Leopold Gardens. A slim young woman on a bicycle
came riding out of the park along a tree-lined lane, the skirt of her
checkered traveling suit nipped at by the harsh afternoon wind. She suddenly
stopped, waved her arms, and yelled, "Harry, look up!" He did. Then he dived
to his left, losing the bright yellow scarf, and hit the sidewalk. He went
rolling over the pavement, dropped off the curb and into the gutter. The heavy
stone gargoyle he'd seen plummeting down toward him from high up on the
cathedral smacked into sidewalk on exactly the spot where he'd been standing.
His suitcase was squashed flat. There was an immense smashing, crunching, and
cracking, and dust came swirling up as jagged fragments of paving shot up all
around. There was noise
all about. People shouting, crying out, carriages and cabs rattling to stops,
horses whinnying. A dog barked over in the park. Harry,
feeling a mite wobbly, got to his feet. He brushed himself off swiftly and
reached into his shoulder hoister for his .38 revolver. By that time
his solicitous cabdriver was back atop the hansom, applying the whip to the
roan horse. Before Harry
had the gun out, the cab was clattering away in the direction of the bridge. "You're
not exceptionally bright, Harry," said the pretty auburn-haired cyclist,
who'd walked her bicycle through the halted traffic and was approaching
Harry. "Quite obviously that lout positioned you there so you--" "Thanks
for the warning, Jennie." He took hold of the handlebars of her bike.
"Wait here until I get back and then we'll exchange pleasantries." "Surely
you're not going after that fellow and giving him another chance to kill
you?" Grinning,
Harry commandeered the bicycle, hopped onto the seat and went pedaling off in
pursuit of the fleeing assistant assassin. Harry caught
up with the swaying hansom cab midway across the ornate wrought-iron bridge
spanning the gray choppy waters of the River Konig. Increasing
his speed, he pulled alongside and leaped free of the borrowed bicycle. He
caught hold of the windowsill on the passenger door of the speeding cab. Jennie Barr's
cycle wobbled on riderless for a few yards more, then toppled over directly
in the path of a heavy horse-drawn beer wagon. As Harry
pulled himself up onto the roof of the hansom, the young driver rose up on
his outside seat and swung at Harry with his whip. Harry dodged
the flick of the lash, lunged and grabbed the driver by the front of his
black greatcoat. "Who hired you to plant me there?" "It was
the merest coincidence, sir," the youth told him. "My employers
would never condone a sidewalk assassination." "Who are
you working for?" asked Harry, shaking the driver. The young man
wrenched free of Harry's grip on him. Striking Harry across the chest with
the handle of the whip, he twisted up out of his seat. He jumped free of the
cab. As the driver
hit the walkway at the side of the bridge, Harry grabbed the reins and
shouted, "Whoa!" The horse
halted. Harry climbed down. He was just
in time to see the driver toss aside his greatcoat and dive off the bridge
toward the river below. Harry
sprinted to the ornamental, waist-high railing and looked down. He saw a coal
barge and a red and gold houseboat steaming by down there, but there was nary
a sign of the driver. "I don't
think I'll pursue him any further," Harry decided. The newly
installed electric chandeliers added an extra sparkle to the crystal, silver,
and crisp white tablecloths in the vast, crowded dining room of the Hotel
Pandora. Harry rested
an elbow on their table, watching Jennie Barr with his left eye narrowed.
"Admittedly, Jennie, we're close friends, even though we don't encounter
each other that often. But I don't like to discuss current cases or--" "All
right," the young woman cut in, "don't admit that we're in St. Rolandsburg
for the same darn reason." "What I
think is that the New York Daily Inquirer assigned you to trail after me to
get another sensation-ridden story for that yellow sheet that employs
you." "Hooey,"
rejoined the auburn-haired reporter. "I arrived here two days before
you, Harry. I was dispatched to investigate the rumors that the woods around
Westerman Castle are haunted. As you know, I specialize in newspaper stories
dealing with the weird and unusual." On the small
elevated bandstand, which was partially screened by potted palms, a formally
attired string quartet was attempting Mozart. Harry tried
his champagne. "Okay, you're not tailing me," he conceded.
"And, again, thanks for warning me about the failing gargoyle." Jennie
sighed. "If somebody had planted me in such an obvious spot to have a
huge piece of stoneware dumped on my head, I think I would've had the common
sense to look upward." She pointed a finger at the high, stained glass
ceiling of the restaurant. "Probably
so." "It's a
wonder they didn't have an X chalked on the pavement where they wanted you to
stand -- or perhaps a bull's-eye," said the reporter. "Honestly,
Harry, I worry about these lapses of acumen that you display now and
then." "I was
woolgathering," he admitted. She shook her
head. "Too bad you let that lout escape." "Escape
or drown, not sure which." "And you
didn't find anything when you climbed up into St. Roland's ?" She
assumed a guileless expression. "I found
some local police and evidence that one of the gargoyles had been crowbarred
from his longtime roost." He tapped his forefinger against the stem of
his glass. "You were up there before I was, weren't you ?" Jennie
nodded, smiling. "While you were off ruining my rented bicycle,
yes," she acknowledged. "Ahead of the law, too." "The
agency will pay for the bike. Now what did you find?" Extracting a
leather-covered notebook from her purse, Jennie carefully set it atop the
table and opened it. Pressed
between the pages was a yellow rose. "This was lying near the base of
the absent gargoyle. Suggest anyone?" He picked up
the flower, frowning. "Damn, is she in Urbania?" "Opening
Friday at the Theatre Royale here in St. Rolandsburg. Offering 'arias from
the great operas.'" He rubbed the
yellow petals against his chin. "She's very fond of yellow roses,"
he said. "Lily Hope, second-rate singer and first-rate espionage agent
for hire." "It
isn't the first time she's tried to kill you." "Actually
it's the fifth." "Counting
Cairo?" "I've
never been certain that the poisoned dart was her work." "Sure,
it was." He shrugged.
"Six, then. The point is, why does a master spy want to do me in?" "Settling
old scores maybe." "Nope,
Lily's more practical than that," he said with a shake of his head.
"She only tries to knock me off when I stand in the way of one of her
enterprises." Reaching
across, Jennie took hold of his hand. "Did Baron Westerman hire you to
investigate this ghost of his?" "He did,
yeah," he answered. "And that's the sole reason for my being in this
benighted land." "But why
would Lily be interested in a ghost?" "Could
be she's interested in the baron," suggested Harry. "Although the
dossier I put together on him doesn't indicate any involvement with politics
at all. Mostly he shoots game birds." "He's
also rumored to be not too bright." "You can
be not too bright and still get into politics. No indications, though, that
the baron is." "What do
you think about his ghost?" "Nothing
yet. That's what I'm here to investigate.' "His
wife's only been dead for a bit over three months," said Jennie.
"If she is dead." "Meaning?" "The
young lady, after having been married to the baron for not quite a year,
disappeared one stormy midnight in the waters of a handy lake. She left a
suicide note behind." "And
hasn't been seen since." "Except
in ghostly form, or so some locals swear.' "Dead or
alive, the Challenge International Detective Agency gets its fee." "Yes, I
know." Jennie leaned back in her chair. "Are you taking the 11:15
to Westermanville tonight?" "Planning
to, yes. Are you?" "No,
Harry, I'm booked to take the 10:00 A.M. tomorrow morning." "Where
are you staying?" "At the
St. Roland and the Dragon Inn." "So am
I." He grinned. "We can have dinner tomorrow night." "If I'm
not out solving the mystery. After all, in the past I've --" "Beg
pardon, Mr. Challenge." A middle-aged bellboy in a gold-trimmed scarlet
uniform was standing beside their table. A silver salver was held in his
gloved left hand. "A message for you." Harry dropped
a gold coin on the plate, picked up the cream-colored envelope. "Well?"
inquired Jennie as he read the letter. "It
says," said Harry, clearing his throat, "'You missed death this
afternoon. Next time you won't. Return to Paris.' Unsigned." She took the
letter when he handed it across. After studying it for a moment, Jennie said,
"This looks a heck of a lot like Lily Hope's handwriting, doesn't
it?" "Quite a
bit," he agreed. THE RAIN,
accompanied by some impressive lightning and thunder, commenced minutes after
Harry's train pulled out of the station. Wind-driven rain whipped at the
window of his compartment, the frequent flashes of bluish lightning
illuminated the warehouses and stockyards on the outskirts of St. Rolandsburg
and then the hilly countryside and vast pine forests. Harry
initially had the compartment to himself. He was smoking one of his thin
black cigars, watching the stormy night the train was roaring through. He
hadn't yet looked into the paper-covered Tauchnitz edition of the latest
Anthony Hope novel that he'd taken out of his new suitcase. It sat unopened
on the seat next to him. "Beastly
night.' The corridor door had come sliding open to admit the very large man
in clerical garb who lunged into the swaying compartment. He thunked a
large wicker picnic basket, which was overflowing with fat links of sausage
and long loaves of dark bread, onto the seat across from Harry. Shaking
himself, doglike, he scattered drops of rain around the swaying compartment.
"Frightfully sorry if I've spattered you, old man." Harry,
grinning thinly, said, "I'm wondering how you got wet, since it wasn't
raining when the train pulled out." Taking off
his wide-brimmed priestly hat and tossing it atop his basket, the large, wide
man pointed a thumb at the ceiling. "I was up on the roof for a
bit." "Oh, so?" "I often
travel in such a manner when I'm on a mission," he explained.
"Though not usually in such deucedly foul weather." He gave an
appreciative nod. "You're a clever and perceptive fellow,
Challenge." Eyeing him,
Harry said, "I take it you haven't dropped in to convert me to your
faith." "I'm a
bit of an agnostic actually, old man. I toyed with Muscular Christianity for
a spell, eventually found it dashed unsatisfying." "I have
the feeling that I've seen you before," said Harry, exhaling smoke.
"I think it was at a circus in Budapest. You were the strongman." Smiling
briefly, he answered, "Yes, old man, I was known as the Mighty
Orloff." "You
lifted a cow over your head." "A
bull," Orloff corrected. "Even
more impressive," said Harry. "And are you the fellow who pried the
gargoyle off St. Roland's earlier in the day?" Harry took a long drag on
his cigar, causing the tip to sparkle redly. The spurious
clergyman nodded, accepting responsibility. "We would have got you if
that intrusive newspaper girl hadn't spoiled things." "We
being you and Lily Hope?" The big man
nodded again, scowled. "I'll tell you, dear chap, I also happen to have
a personal grievance against you." Taking
another puff on his cigar, Harry said nothing. "Damme,
if I don't suspect that Lily's sweet on you." "That
most recent token of her affection doesn't suggest an overwhelming passion
for me." "The
dear lady was, to my eye, almost pleased that you'd escaped being
squashed," he said. "Made me devilishly jealous for a bit, I must
say. So that when I do away with you now, Challenge, I'll be, as it were,
killing two birds with one stone." Harry pointed
out, "Since Lily's dispatched you to try again, she can't be harboring
too much in the way of fond feelings for me." "I'm
blessed if I don't suspect she'd be pleased if I failed to kill you." "Why
exactly are you and Lily interested in the ghost of Valeria Westerman?" "We're
not, old boy. We're interested in her romantic entanglements," replied Orloff.
"And now let us get down to...Oof!" Harry had all
at once flicked his burning cigar into the would-be assassin's face. The lit
end hit him smack between the eyes, scattering sparks. When the
erstwhile strongman brought up his hands to rub at his eyes, Harry raised up
partially to deliver a substantial kick into his groin. The big man
howled, stumbled backward, sat on his picnic basket, snapping a loaf of bread
in two. Roaring in anger, he began to charge at Harry. Then he stopped. Harry had his
.38 revolver in his hand, aimed at the strongman's midsection. "Let's
chat about what you and dear Lily are really up to, old man," he
suggested. "I shall
never betray her." "Would a
few bullets in various parts of your body persuade you to modify that
stand?" "Never!"
He suddenly grabbed up the basket and flung it straight at Harry. Hit in the
chest with the heavy assortment of comestibles, plus two bottles of cheap red
wine, Harry stumbled backward and landed on the seat. Orloff yanked
open the inside door, went running along the swaying corridor. Disentangling
himself from the picnic fare, Harry, gun in hand, dived out of the
compartment. Orloff was at
the end of the car. As the train slowed around a curve, he stepped into the
passway between cars. When Harry
reached the passway, he found that the door to the outside was flapping open.
The Great Orloff had apparently leaped from the train out into the rainswept
woodlands beyond. Reaching out
and tugging the door shut, Harry observed, "I guess you should never
underestimate a strongman." IT WAS ABOUT
ten minutes shy of one A.M. that evening when Harry got his first glimpse of
the ghost. The carriage
from the inn was carrying him from the train station along a quirky road that
passed through a dark forest. The rain continued heavy; thunder rumbled off
among the trees. Then there was a great, crackling flash of lightning off to
the right of the speeding carriage. Harry turned
toward it as the forest was briefly illuminated. "Damn,
there she is!" He saw, lit
up by the lightning, a heavy white cloak over the slender shoulders of the
misty, insubstantial figure of an otherwise unclothed young woman. She was
walking, slowly and stiffly, along a woodland path some hundred feet in from
the roadway. Thrusting his
head out of the coach window, Harry shouted, "Stop this
contraption." The driver
shouted back "Nobody ever stops in Witchwood after dark, sir." He cracked
his whip. The two horses increased their speed. Twisting on
his seat, Harry looked back. The forest was
dark again. He decided
not to jump from the fast-moving carriage. Frowning, he
leaned back and lit a fresh cigar. "Pack of
superstitious louts, don't you know," observed Captain Amos Waverly.
"Entire blooming country is that way. Worse than bloody England when it
comes to giving credence to old wives' tales. Toby there's smarter than the
whole and entire populace of Urbania." Toby was the
small pugnacious bulldog who was gnawing diligently at Harry's left boot,
backside wiggling, low growls sounding deep in his gray chest. "Shoo,"
suggested Harry, again turning his attention to signing the St. Roland &
the Dragon register. The captain,
apparently the proprietor of the inn, was a large, heavyset man in his early
sixties. Bald, bewhiskered, and pink, he was wearing a tasseled nightcap and
a vast Japanese kimono over a candy-striped flannel nightshirt. He was
leaning on Harry's side of the registration desk, a knobby cane in his hand
and his right foot swathed in considerable windings of bandages. "Toby,
my lad, abandon our guest's foot, do you hear." Toby ignored
him, growling more fervently. Harry said,
"You don't believe Witchwood is haunted?" "Haunted,
my aunt," said the captain. "No such thing as spooks, old
chap." "What,
in your opinion, have folks been seeing in the woods of an evening
lately?" "Same
thing you saw." The captain leaned, tapping the bulldog gently on the
backside with the tip of his cane. "Suspend your unseemly behavior,
Toby. No doubt, Challenge, you sighted a wandering guest from that decadent
artist's hideaway." "Which
artist?" Bending, Harry plucked the bulldog off his foot, holding him by
his studded collar. "Begone or face extinction." The dog,
placed back on the plank flooring, went waddling off to sprawl in front of
the stone fireplace. "Now
that's the way to handle Toby. Firmly, no nonsense," said the captain
approvingly. "Far too many mollycoddles in the world today. Especially
in Urbania. Thought it was bad in England, moved here, found it far worse, I
must say." "Which
decadent artist?" "One of
these bright chaps, Dr. Owen Rumsford," replied Captain Waverly.
"Been occupying Milverton Manor for close to a bloody year. Far too
modern in his outlook, paints loathsome pictures of unclothed women, indulges
in strange drugs, is possibly a vivisectionist and, so I hear -- and you can
never completely trust the word of the local nitwits -- stages nocturnal
orgies on the premises with alarming frequency. You no doubt glimpsed some
drink-crazed creature stumbling about the woods near the manor house in a
disgraceful state of dishabille." "She
looked, during the brief glimpse I caught, much too insubstantial to have
strayed from an orgy," he said, shaking his head. "So Dr. Rumsford
lives hereabouts, huh?" "You've
heard of the scoundrel?" "Yeah,
in addition to being a noted painter, he has a considerable reputation as a
scientist," answered Harry. "An unorthodox scientist." "That's
Rumsford, to be sure. Decidedly unorthodox." The innkeeper yawned.
"Now then, Challenge, let me hobble upstairs, as best I can though
suffering from this blasted gout, and show you to your room. You remain
below, Toby." Stretching to
his feet, the bulldog followed them up the shadowy staircase. Baron
Westerman spoke English with a slight Urbanian accent. "There, Herr
Challenge, is my dear departed Valeria," he said, gesturing at the
unfinished painting resting on the easel at the exact center of the cluttered
drawing room. The portrait
showed a slim blonde young woman with long, curly Pre-Raphaelite hair. She
was perhaps twenty-five, wearing an off-the-shoulder white satin gown and an
ornate emerald necklace. The painting stopped just above her waist. The lower
third of the canvas was, except for some preliminary pencilling, blank white. "A very
handsome young lady." Harry made his way over to the painting, skirting
a clawfooted table that had a stuffed marsh hawk perched on a stand atop it. "Ah,
yes, well might you emphasize the word young, Herr Challenge, since I am much
older than poor --" "I
didn't, actually." He studied the portrait for a few silent seconds.
"This was painted by your neighbor, Owen Rumsford, wasn't it?" "That
blackguard," muttered the short, amply bearded baron. "When he
first moved into Milverton Manor, I knew only his considerable reputation as
a portrait painter." He sighed, reaching over to ruffle the feathers
upon the head of a stuffed grouse perched on an oaken sideboard. "I had
yet to learn that Rumsford was an immoral reprobate who lived a licentious
life and dabbled in the black arts." "Chemistry
isn't officially ranked as one of the black arts." Turning away from the
unfinished portrait of the dead woman, Harry crossed to one of the French
windows. The early
afternoon sky outside was gray; a flock of ravens came fluttering down to
land on the misty lawn of the formal garden that stretched away from the
mansion. "Be that
as it may," said Baron Westerman, jamming his small fists down deep into
the pockets of his velvet smoking jacket. "Once I was apprised of
Rumsford's true nature, I banished him from my home." Harry turned
to face his client. "How soon after that did your wife disappear?" "Valeria
did not disappear, Herr Challenge," corrected the baron. "The poor
child threw herself into the waters of Lake Nebel. I showed you the suicide
note she left neatly folded up with all her garments beside its dark waters.
She simply said that she was too unhappy to go on living." He pointed at
a window. "The lake borders the northern acres of my estate." "Cold,
jumping into a lake naked." Harry took out a thin cigar. "You say
you had the lake dragged?" "Yes,
but it's very deep and no trace of poor Valeria was ever found." The
baron wiped at the corner of his eye with his thumb knuckle, sniffling.
"What bothers me now, now that I've accepted the grim fact that she is
no longer alive, is that her perturbed spirit must wander the woods bordering
my estate." "Bordering
Dr. Rumsford's place, too." Westerman
sighed once more. "I want you -- which your estimable father assures me
you are fully capable of doing, Herr Challenge -- to confront my late wife's
restless ghost. You must make certain that she is freed from this earthly
realm and goes on to her reward in Heaven" Lighting his
cigar with a wax match, Harry asked, "Have you seen her yourself?" Commencing to
sob quietly, he replied, "I am no coward, Herr Challenge, yet I cannot
bring myself to venture into Witchwood by night. Seeing my poor departed
Valeria in spirit form would be too much to bear." "But
you're certain it's she?" "I've
had descriptions -- from some of my tenants and from the village postman who
was returning from a nocturnal visit to his fiancée," the baron replied.
"Yes, I believe that the spirit of my dead wife has come back to haunt
me." "She'd
have a better chance of doing that if she showed up some place inside the
house here." He nodded toward the misty garden. "Or right outside.
Your garden would make a fine site for a haunting." Frowning
deeply, the baron asked. "What are you suggesting, sir?" Harry
shrugged, exhaling smoke. "Merely being curious," he answered.
"Does she appear every night?" "There
seems to be no regular pattern to her materializations. In the weeks since
she started appearing in Witchwood, she's showed up three nights in a row and
then missed a week." "And she
usually shows up around midnight," said Harry. "Okay, I'll start
roaming Witchwood every night until I spot her." "Please,
don't harm Valeria. Don't put any spells on her that will doom her to eternal
damnation or --" "I'm a
detective," reminded Harry. "Very few spells do I cast." Nodding, the
baron invited, "If you're intending to enter the woods this evening,
Herr Challenge, might I suggest that you stop by here for a late dinner
beforehand?" "Not
this evening, baron," he said. "I already have a dinner
engagement." HARRY WAS
ADJUSTING his shoulder holster when someone knocked on the oaken door of his
beam-ceilinged room. It was a foggy night and thick gray mist pressed against
the leaded windows. Putting on
his coat, Harry said, "Yeah? "It's
Captain Waverly, my boy,' said the innkeeper. "Accompanied by the
faithful Toby." Moving to the
door, Harry opened it. '"Any word from Jennie Barr?" The captain
gave a forlorn shake of his head. "The young lady, alas, has still not returned
from her early afternoon stroll," he answered. "Though an optimist,
I must admit that I am growing increasingly concerned." "So am
I." When Harry
returned from his client's estate, he'd learned that Jennie had arrived at
St. Roland & the Dragon, signed in and, after freshening up, gone out.
She'd left a note for Harry telling him she was expecting to join him for
dinner. The captain she had told she was going to take a stroll in the
woodlands. The day had
ended, night had closed in, but Jennie had not returned to the inn. It was
now a few minutes short of eight. "Perhaps
a search party is in order," suggested Captain Waverly. "My gout
prevents me from participating in such an activity, more's the pity, but I
can volunteer my stable boy and --" "I'll
find her." Buttoning his coat, Harry stepped out into the corridor. Toby growled
by way of greeting him. "Keep in
mind, my dear Challenge, that Witchwood by night can be a dangerous
place." "Nevertheless."
He shut his room door, headed for the shadowy stairway. "Allow
me to loan you the services of the staunch Toby." "For
what -- company?" "You'll
find him an excellent tracker. Although his scrunched up little nose doesn't
look all that impressive, I can assure you that --" "All
right, if he promises not to bite me," Harry conceded. "And we'll
need something that belongs to Jennie, for the scent." "I've
already thought of that." From a pocket of his ample Norfolk jacket, the
captain removed a plaid scarf. "Took the liberty of extracting this from
one of Miss Barr's traveling cases." "That'll
do." Somewhat gingerly, Harry held the scarf near the bulldog's nose.
"This is who we're hunting for, Toby." After
sniffing thoughtfully, Toby made a brief attempt to nip Harry's fingers. "Merely
being playful," explained the innkeeper. "I'm expecting you to
accomplish your mission, Toby." A few moments
later, Harry, carrying a bull's-eye lantern, was following the bulldog into
the woods beyond the inn. Less than a
minute after a distant bell tower struck eleven, Harry saw the ghost again. So did Toby,
who commenced barking. "Hush,"
Harry advised the dog. About sixty
feet away, on a narrow trail that ran parallel to the one along which the
sniffing bulldog had been leading Harry, the blurred figure of a woman could
be seen. Draped over
her shoulders was the long white cloak. What could be seen of her naked body
seemed transparent; only the coating beads of mist gave it form and
substance. "She's
not a ghost," realized Harry. "No, somehow -- and I'm going to have
to find out how -- she's become invisible. If she weren't splotched with fog,
you wouldn't see anything but that damned cloak." He was about
to start pushing his way through the misty brush and trees that separated him
from the stiffly walking young woman. But then Toby spun suddenly around,
alternating between barking and growling. Harry never
got to see what the object of the dog's agitation was. As he started to turn,
someone conked him on the back of the head. Twice again with something heavy
and metallic. He heard the
dog yelp once before he fell forward, lost consciousness, and was surrounded
by mist. Harry awoke
to find a bare female foot floating a yard or so from him. He himself,
thoroughly trussed up with thick hempen rope, was sprawled, face down, amidst
old straw on the dirt floor of what had once been a cow barn. As he inhaled
and exhaled slowly, he noticed a second foot floating near the other one.
Both of them looked as though they belonged to a young woman, a well-groomed,
upper class young woman. "Since
you're groaning, Harry, I assume you're awakening," observed a familiar
voice to his left. "I
rarely groan," he said, lifting his head and twisting to the left,
"except while reading one of your newspaper yarns." Jennie Barr,
wearing a rumpled plaid traveling suit, was tied to a straight-back wooden
chair that sat on the barn floor about ten feet from him. The large hollow
structure was lit only by a kerosene lantern that dangled from a nearby
stanchion. The reporter's auburn hair was tangled and there were smudges of
dirt on her face. She said,
"This isn't the place for literary criticism, Harry. What we--" "You're
a reporter? Good heavens, had I known that I would never have confided in
you." The voice came out of the empty air. Harry,
lifting his head, saw that there was a second bentwood chair sitting there.
Ropes floated, apparently holding an unseen young woman in place. "You
must be Valeria Westerman," said Harry, "alleged ghost." "That
she is," confirmed Jennie. "They brought her in along with you,
only she wasn't out cold. We've been passing the time chatting while waiting
for you to come out of your stupor. Although, as I explained to Valeria, it's
sometimes difficult to tell your stupor from your normal. "I've
committed another serious error," said the unhappy invisible woman.
"I should never have told you all I did, except that I supposed you,
like myself, were no more than a hapless prisoner of these fiends." "I'm a
reporter, sure, but I'm as hapless as you." "Which
specific fiends are we talking about?" inquired Harry. "Would that
be Lily Hope and the Mighty Orloff?" Jennie
answered, "Lily is the one who caught me snooping around this abandoned
farm earlier in the day and tossed me in here, yes. If Orloff is a big
muscle-bound oaf, then he's the other fiend." Harry nodded
as best he could toward the slowly materializing young woman. "I take
it, Baroness, that you ran off to join Owen Rumsford after faking your
suicide." "I have
no further comments to make," said the nearly invisible woman. "Who
are you, may I ask, another prying journalist?" "A detective, hired
by your husband." She sighed.
"This grows more hopeless by the moment," Valeria said forlornly.
"My shame will be made known to the world through the pages of a yellow
journal and then my dull, tedious, bird-obsessed husband will discover that
I'm not dead at all and drag me back to that taxidermy-infested pile." "None of
that," Harry pointed out, "is going to happen unless we get free of
this barn." Jennie asked,
"Would you care to know why the lady's invisible?" "Is my
shame to be broadcast far and wide?" "Only to
Harry just now, Baroness." Harry hunched
his shoulders, flexed his hands. "Rumsford is a maverick scientist,
greatly interested in coming up with weapons and gimmicks that can be sold
for use in the many wars and skirmishes now taking place around the world. In
the past he's made more money from that sideline than he has from his
paintings." "Well,
you're not as dense as usual," said Jennie with a touch of admiration in
her voice. "You
wouldn't be as fond of me as you are if I were actually dense." He
shifted his position on the bovine-scented straw, bringing his knees up as
far as the ropes would allow. "I figure Rumsford is working on a formula
to make soldiers -- and maybe spies -- invisible. To test his invention, he
tried it out on Valeria here. Though I can't quite guess his reason for
letting his sample invisible woman wander in the woods by night." "She
sleepwalks," provided Jennie. "He tries to keep her locked up at
home nights, but when he gets distracted by his laboratory work or his
painting, he forgets. Valeria tosses a cloak over her invisible shoulders and
wanders around Witchwood until she wakes up." Harry spoke
in the direction of the floating feet. "Why exactly did you let Rumsford
experiment on you, ma'am?" "He's a
very seductive, very persuasive fellow." The fingers of her left hand
were now also visible. "And, of course, he convinced me this was a
humanitarian experiment and had nothing to do with any ongoing conflict. I
dearly wish I'd never fallen under his spell." Jennie
mentioned, "Apparently you don't stay invisible all the time." "No,
that's what has necessitated Owen's injecting me repeatedly in the backside
with his vile potion. I found out that he can't sell his formula to any
foreign power unless he can guarantee it will keep a user safely invisible
for at least ten hours. So far I've never remained unseen for more than
five." "Lily, I
imagine, knowing Rumsford's reputation, guessed what the ghost of Witchwood
really was," said Harry, rolling to the right. "She came out here,
grabbed Valeria and plans to trade her back to Rumsford in exchange for this
invisibility formula." "I
fear," said the young woman, "that he no longer values me that
much." Jennie
frowned down at the writhing Harry. "Whatever are you doing?" "It's a
trick my magician friend the Great Lorenzo tried to teach me once," he
replied. "He calls it the Marvelous Escape Trick in his traveling magic
show." "Did he
succeed in teaching it to you?" "We'll
see." "How is
Lorenzo?" "When I
last had a cablegram from him, he was playing in the capital city of
Graustark." Valeria
sighed again. "Ah, my distant homeland," she said. "Would that
I were safely back there and free of both the Baron and Owen Rumsford." Harry
grunted, straining at the thick ropes. Then he said, "I might be able to
arrange that if --" "Good
news!" Orloff, dressed in an Inverness overcoat, had stepped into the
barn from out of the misty night. "Lily, after considerable cajoling on
my part, has consented to allow me to sink you in Lake Nebel,
Challenge." "That is
good news, yeah," said Harry. THE MIGHTY
ORLOFF'S boots crunched on the shale beach that bordered the mist-shrouded
Lake Nebel. Unseen night birds were hooting in the dark forest they'd just
passed through. Slung over
the former strongman's broad shoulder, Harry remarked, "For a fellow who
once lifted a full-grown cow over his head, you're sure huffing and
puffing." "It was
a bull," the big, wide man corrected. "Besides, dear chap, your
twisting and writhing doesn't make carrying you down to the lake all that
easy." "The
thought of my impending death gives me the fidgets." "That
will cease once I fill your various pockets with heavy stones and shot-put
you into your watery grave, Challenge." "I'm
curious," said the restless Harry. "As to
how deep the lake might be? The guidebooks inform us that Lake Nebel is close
to bottomless. Not that the fact will make any difference to-" "No,
about whether Dr. Rumsford has agreed to trade his invisibility formula for
the safe return of Valeria." Orloff
halted, still about ten yards from the waters of the night lake. "How
the devil did you come to know about that?" "I'm a detective,"
he reminded the strongman. "That's
most interesting, that is. Lily has assured me on more than one occasion that
you aren't as simple as you appear, yet I failed to believe her," said
Orloff. "I had assumed her schoolgirl affection for you simply clouded
her judgment." Harry
persisted. "Is Rumsford going to make the trade?" Orloff made a
resigned noise. "This very night at one A.M. in the old barn," he
said. "The doctor will hand over his notebooks and his entire supply of
the invisibility potion." He took two steps forward. "We have
several interested potential clients among the major nations. As to what
we'll eventually do with the petite Miss Barr, we haven't as yet --" "It does
work," announced Harry. "What
works, old man?" "My
friend Lorenzo's rope escape trick." Harry, shedding his bonds, dropped
to the beach. Scooping up a large stone, he reached up and smacked Orloff
across the temple with it several times. The strongman
collapsed on the shale. The barn was
on fire. Harry saw the
flames while he was still hurrying back through the misty forest. He started
running, dodging oaks and maples. The right
wall of the old structure was afire, flames crackling and climbing up into
the night. Smoke was swirling, mixing with the fog. He was
trotting past the rundown farmhouse when someone hailed him. "I advise
you to stop, Harry dear." Halting, he
turned to see Lily Hope stepping out from behind a gnarled tree. She held
what looked to be a filigreed dueling pistol in her gloved hand. The flames
from the burning barn two hundred feet away made its barrel sparkle. She was a
handsome woman, about Harry's age and ten pounds heavier than when he'd last
encountered her. Lily wore a long dark velvet cloak over her scarlet gown and
her currently blonde hair was piled high on her head and was studded with
quite a few glistening diamonds. "Don't
have time for a chat, Lily. There are two women in that damn barn,' "Yes,
isn't that rather a pity." "I'm
going in after them." "I
imagine your dear friend Jennie Barr managed to knock over the lantern in her
hopeless struggles," said the international spy and soprano. "I was
dozing when I became aware of the conflagration.' "You need the baroness
and she's in there, too." Lily
shrugged. "We can simply waylay dear Dr. Rumsford while he's on his way
here," she said. "In a way, Harry, it's much simpler and cleaner if
Valeria is dead." "Like
hell." He spun, started running again. "I'll
shoot you, Harry. You mustn't doubt that." He continued
to run, closing the distance between himself and the barn. "I shall
count to three," Lily called. "If you don't halt, I'll shoot you in
your handsome back." He was almost
to the entrance to the flaming building. "One." He reached
the threshold. "Two." Just as he
was about to enter the smoke-filled barn someone off in the fog a few yards
away said, "Ninny, you don't have to go in there." Harry stepped
back, staring into the mist at his left. "We got
out," said Jennie. "But I knocked over the darn lantern when I
tipped my chair over to smash it and loosen the ropes." "How's
Valeria?" "Right
here hunkered down with me, and about fifty-sixty percent visible now. We
were about to go looking for you when I heard you come lumbering through the
woods." "Three,"
announced Lily, striding over to where Harry was standing. "Ah, your
little reporter and the baroness have escaped. Don't make an attempt to flee,
any of you." "I
wonder," put in Valeria, who was huddled behind the now-standing Jennie,
"if I might borrow your cloak, Miss Hope. My visibility is now nearly
total and I'm naked." "All of
you come away from this potential inferno and back to the farmhouse,"
ordered Lily. "Harry can loan you his coat." Easing out of
his coat, Harry handed it toward the nearly visible baroness, eyes averted. "I saw
you sing once in the opera house in the capital of Graustark," said
Valeria, shivering in spite of the donated coat and increasing heat from the
burning barn. "I must say, Miss Hope, that you seemed far more amiable
upon the stage than you do tonight." "A
dreadful old pile, your ramshackle opera house." Lily backed away from
the barn, beckoning them with the pistol to come along. "By the
way," said Harry as they began marching toward the old house,
"you've probably realized that Orloff didn't succeed in sinking me in
the picturesque waters of Lake Nebel." "So
that's why you're running around loose." She stopped, frowning at him.
"I gave no such order." "So you
are still fond of me." "Not at
all, Harry, I was planning to shoot you before Dr. Rumsford arrived. What did
you do to Orloff?" "Slugged
him, tied him up with the ropes he'd used on me. He's slumbering beside the
lake and you --" An angry
growling interrupted Harry. From out of
the surrounding mist came Toby. He dived at one of Lily's plump ankles and
sank his teeth into it. She cried out
in pain. "You nasty little beast," she said, twisting to aim the
gun at the snarling bulldog. Stepping
forward, Harry socked her on the chin. As Lily
slumped, passing out, he extracted the pistol from her slack fingers. "Ungentlemanly,'
observed Valeria. "Yet most effective, Herr Challenge. "Yes,
that was very helpful, Harry,' added Jennie. "Who's the hound ?" Bending,
Harry took hold of the dog and pulled him away from the fallen spy's boot.
"This is Toby from the inn. I was wondering what had become of
him." Valeria
sighed one of her forlorn sighs. "Alas, now that I'm free I must either
return to my annoyingly mundane husband or resume being an increasingly
reluctant guinea pig for Owen Rumsford." "Not
necessarily," Harry told her. THERE WAS A
DIFFERENT string quartet playing in the immense dining room of the Hotel
Pandora. But their grasp of Mozart was only a shade better than that of their
predecessors. Since it was
early evening, the place was only partially filled. The fashionable citizens
of St. Rolandsburg rarely dined before ten. Jennie,
wearing yet another checkered traveling suit, clinked her champagne glass
against Harry's, grinning. "You really possess very little in the way of
integrity." "On the
contrary, I'm actually almost noble in my dealings with the world." "You
completely failed in your handling of Baron Westerman's case," the
reporter pointed out. "You collected your enormous fee, however, and
lied to the old boy as --" "I did
exactly what he paid us for," he corrected. "The baron wanted the
ghost to stop appearing in the woodlands surrounding his estate. She did.
Nobody's seen her since." "That's
because you allowed Valeria to slip away to head back home to Graustark." Harry nodded.
"I decided she didn't belong with either of the gents in the case." "Sometimes,"
admitted Jennie, "I admire your sentimental side." Sipping his
champagne, Harry said nothing. "You
handled Dr. Rumsford well, too," she continued. "Taking his
notebooks and samples from him when he showed up for the expected exchange,
then sinking everything in Lake Nebel." "He'll
probably start fooling with invisibility again. At least I've slowed him down
some." "I'm not
as pleased over the fact that you let Lily Hope and that circus refugee
escape." Harry held up
his hand in a stop-right-there gesture. "Lily, clever woman that she is,
managed to get free of that shed I'd locked her in while we were dumping the
Rumsford material in Lake Nebel. And, as you'll recall, when we reached the
lake all we found were the ropes I'd used to truss up Orloff." "Sure,
he probably knows Lorenzo's rope trick, too." Jennie set down her glass.
"Of course, I can't file a story about the ghost at all. Not and tell
the truth." "You
have a sentimental side yourself." "Matter
of fact, I do," said Jennie. "When we worked together in Paris a
couple of years ago, we were...well, quite friendly." "We
were," Harry agreed. She said,
"St. Rolandsburg isn't Paris, but .... " |