High Stakes [181-011-4.3]

By: Dick Francis

Category: fiction thrillers

Synopsis:

High Stakes was the fourteenth of Dick Francis's best selling thrillers
and was first published in 1975.  Fast-moving and exciting, it is an
enthralling tale of unscrupulous goings-on in the racing world.

Steven Scott's nine racehorses are his pride and joy and he insists on
having them trained by his great friend, Jody Leeds.  Then, gradually,
unwillingly, Steven learns that Jody has been systematically cheating
him of very large sums of money.

Not unnaturally he removes the horses from Jody's care, but this simple
act unleashes a chain of unpredictable consequences.  Overnight,
Steven's peaceful existence erupts into a fierce and accelerating
struggle to retain his good name and, eventually, his life.

High Stakes takes a look at several plausible fiddles and frauds, some
of them funny, some vicious, but all of them expensive for the fall
guy.


An unfailing supply of well-managed twists."  Sunday Times

Books by Dick Francis

THE SPORT OF QUEENS (autobiography)

DEAD CERT

NERVE

FOR KICKS

ODDS AGAINST

FLYING FINISH

BLOOD SPORT

FORFEIT

ENQUIRY

RAT RACE

BONE CRACK

SMOKESCREEN

SLAY-RIDE

KNOCK DOWN

HIGH STAKES

IN THE FRAME

RISK

TRIAL RUN

WHIP HAND

REFLEX

TWICE SHY

BANKER

THE DANGER

PROOF

BREAK IN

LESTER: THE OFFICIAL BIOGRAPHY

BOLT

HOT MONEY

High Stakes

THE DICK FRANCIS LIBRARY

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Printed in Great Britain by Butler & Tanner Ltd.  Frome I looked at my
friend and saw a man who had robbed me.  Deeply disturbing.  The
ultimate in rejection.  Jody Leeds looked back at me, half smiling,
still disbelieving.

You're what?"

Taking my horses away," I said.

But... I'm your trainer."  He sounded bewildered.  Owners, his voice
and expression protested, never deserted their trainers.  It simply
wasn't done.  Only the eccentric or the ruthless shifted their horses
from stable to stable, and I had shown no signs of being either.  We
stood outside the weighing room of Sandown Park racecourse on a cold
windy day with people scurrying past us carrying out saddles and number
cloths for the next steeplechase.  Jody hunched his shoulders inside
his sheepskin coat and shook his bare head.  The wind blew straight
brown hair in streaks across his eyes and he pulled them impatiently
away.

Come on, Steven," he said.  You're kidding me."

No."  Jody was short, stocky, twenty-eight, hardworking, clever,
competent and popular.  He had been my constant adviser since I had
bought my first racehorses three years earlier, and right from the
beginning he had robbed me round the clock and smiled while doing it.

You're crazy," he said.  I've just won you a race."  We stood, indeed,
on the patch of turf where winners were unsaddled: where Energise, my
newest and glossiest hurdler, had recently decanted his smiling jockey,
had stamped and steamed and tossed his head with pride and accepted the
crowd's applause as simply his due.  The race he had won had not been
important, but the way he had won it had been in the star making class.
The sight of him sprinting up the hill to the winning post, a dark
brown streak of rhythm, had given me a rare bursting feeling of
admiration, of joy... probably even of love.  Energise was beautiful
and courageous and chock full of will to win and it was because he had
won, and won in that fashion, that my hovering intention to break with
Jody had hardened into action.  I should, I suppose, have chosen a
better time and place.

I picked out Energise for you at the Sales," he said.

I know."

And all your other winners."

Yes."

And I moved into bigger stables because of you I nodded briefly.

Well... You can't let me down now."  Disbelief had given way to anger.
His bright blue eyes sharpened to belligerence and the muscles
tightened round his mouth.

I'm taking the horses away," I repeated.  And we'll start with
Energise.  You can leave him here when you go home.

You're mad."

No."

Where's he going then?"  I actually had no idea.  I said, I'll make all
the arrangements.  Just leave him in the stable here and go home
without him."

You've no right to do this."  Full-scale anger blazed in his eyes.
You're a bloody rotten skit."  But I had every right.  He knew it and I
knew it.  Every owner had the right at any time to withdraw his custom
if he were dissatisfied with his trainer.  The fact that the right was
seldom exercised was beside the point.  Jody was rigid with fury.  I am
taking that horse home with me and nothing is going to stop me."  His
very intensity stoked up in me an answering determination that he
should not.  I shook my head decisively.  I said, No, Jody.  The horse
stays here."

Over my dead body."  His body, alive, quivered with pugnacious ness

As of this moment," I said, I'm cancelling your authority to act on my
behalf, and I'm going straight into the weighing room to make that
clear to all the authorities who need to know."  He glared.  You owe me
money," he said.  You can't take your horses away until you've paid." 
I paid my bills with him on the nail every month and owed him only for
the current few weeks.  I pulled my cheque book out of my pocket and
unclipped my pen.

I'll give you a cheque right now."

No you bloody well won't."  He snatched the whole cheque book out of my
hand and ripped it in two.  Then in the same movement he threw the
pieces over his shoulder, and all the loose halves of the cheques
scattered in the wind.  Faces turned our way in astonishment and the
eyes of the Press came sharply to life.  I couldn't have chosen
anywhere more public for what was developing into a first class row.
Jody looked around him.  Looked at the men with notebooks.  Saw his
allies.  His anger grew mean.

You'll be sorry," he said.  I'll chew you into little bits."  The face
that five minutes earlier had smiled with cheerful decisive
friendliness had gone for good.  Even if I now retracted and
apologised, the old relationship could not be re-established.
Confidence, like Humpty Dumpty, couldn't be put together again.  His
fierce opposition had driven me further than I had originally meant.
All the same I still had the same objective, even if I had to fight
harder to achieve it.

Whatever you do," I said, you won't keep my hors es.~

You're ruining me," Jody shouted.  The Press advanced a step or two.
Jody cast a quick eye at them.  Maliciousness flooded through him and
twisted his features with spite.  You big rich bastards don't give a
damn who you hurt."  I turned abruptly away from him and went into the
weighing room, and there carried out my promise to disown him
officially as my trainer.  I signed forms cancelling his authority to
act for me, and for good measure also included a separate handwritten
note to say that I had expressly forbidden him to remove Energise from
Sandown Park.  No one denied I had the right: there was just an element
of coolness towards one who was so vehemently and precipitately ridding
himself of the services of the man who had ten minutes ago given him a
winner.  I didn't tell them that it had taken a very long time for the
mug to face the fact that he was being conned.  I didn't tell them how
I had thrust the first suspicions away as disloyalty and had made every
possible allowance before being reluctantly convinced.  I didn't tell
them either that the reason for my determination now lay squarely in
Jody's first reaction to my saying I was removing my horses.

Because he hadn't, not then or afterwards, asked the one natural
question.  He hadn't asked why.

When I left the weighing room, both Jody and the Press had gone from
the unsaddling enclosure.  Racegoers were hurrying towards the stands
to watch the imminent steeplechase, the richest event of the afternoon,
and even the officials with whom I'd just been dealing were dashing off
with the same intent.  I had no appetite for the race.  Decided,
instead, to go down to the racecourse stables and ask the gatekeeper
there to make sure Energise didn't vanish in a puff of smoke.  But as
the gatekeeper was there to prevent villainous strangers walking in,
not any bona fide racehorses walking out, I wasn't sure how much use he
would be, even if he agreed to help.  He was sitting in his sentry box,
a middle-aged sturdy figure in a navy blue serge uniform with brass
buttons.  Various lists on clip-boards hung on hooks on the walls,
alongside an electric heater fighting a losing battle against the
December chill.

Excuse me," I said.  I want to ask you about my horse..."

Can't come in here," he interrupted bossily.  No owners allowed in
without trainers."

I know that," I said.  I just want to make sure my horse stays here."

What horse is that?"  He was adept at interrupting, like many people in
small positions of power.  He blew on his fingers and looked at me over
them without politeness.

Energise," I said.  He screwed up his mouth and considered whether to
answer.  I supposed that he could find no reason against it except
natural un helpfulness because in the end he said grudgingly, Would it
be a black horse trained by Leeds?"

It would."

Gone, then," he said.

Gone?"

S'right.  Lad took him off, couple of minutes ago."  He jerked his head
in the general direction of the path down to the area where the motor
horse boxes were parked.  Leeds was with him.  Ask me, they'll have
driven off by now."  The idea seemed to cheer him.  He smiled.  I left
him to Lis sour satisfaction and took the path at a run.  It led down
between bushes and opened abruptly straight on to the gravel led acre
where dozens of horse-boxes stood in haphazard rows.  Jody's box was
fawn with scarlet panels along the sides: and Jody's box was already
manoeuvring out of its slot and turning to go between two of the rows
on its way to the gate.  I slid my binoculars to the ground and left
them, and fairly sprinted.  Ran in front of the first row of boxes and
raced round the end to find Jody's box completing its turn from between
the rows about thirty yards away, and accelerating straight towards me.
I stood in its path and waved my arms for the driver to stop.  The
driver knew me well enough.  His name was Andy-Fred.  He drove my
horses regularly.  I saw his face, looking horrified and strained, as
he put his hand on the horn button and punched it urgently.  I ignored
it, sure that he would stop.  He was advancing between a high wooden
fence on one side and the flanks of parked horse boxes on the other,
and it wasn't until it became obvious that he didn't know what his
brakes were for that it occurred to me that maybe Energise was about to
leave over my dead body, not Jody's.  Anger, not fear, kept me rooted
to the spot. Andy-Fred's nerve broke first, thank God, but only just. 
He wrenched the wheel round savagely when the massive radiator grill
was a bare six feet from my annihilation and the diesel throb was a
roar in my ears. He had left it too late for braking.  The sudden
swerve took him flatly into the side of the foremost of the parked
boxes and with screeching and tearing sounds of metal the front corner
of Jody box ploughed forwards and inwards until the colliding doors of
the cabs of both vehicles were locked in one crumpled mess.  Glass
smashed and tinkled and flew about with razor edges.  The engine
stalled and died.  The sharp bits on the front of Jody box had missed
me but the smooth wing caught me solidly as I leapt belatedly to get
out of the way.  I lay where I'd bounced, half against the wooden
fence, and wholly winded. Andy-Fred jumped down unhurt from the un
smashed side of his cab and advanced with a mixture of fear, fury and
relief.

What the bloody hell d'you think you're playing at?"  he yelled.

Why..."  I said weakly, didn't.."  you.."  stop?"  I doubt if he heard
me.  In any case, he didn't answer.  He turned instead to the exploding
figure of Jody, who arrived at a run along the front of the boxes, the
same way that I had come.  He.  practically danced when he saw the
crushed cabs and rage poured from his mouth like fire.

You stupid bugger," he shouted at Andy-Fred.  You stupid sodding
effing..."  The burly box driver shouted straight back.

II

He stood right in my way.~ I told you not to stop."

I'd have killed him."

No you wouldn't."

I'm telling you.  He stood there.  Just stood there... He'd have jumped
if you'd kept on going.  You stupid bugger.  Just look what you've
done.  You stupid..."  Their voices rose, loud and acrimonious, into
the wind.  Further away the commentator's voice boomed over the tannoy
system, broadcasting the progress of the steeplechase.  On the other
side of the high wooden fence the traffic pounded up and down the
London to Guildford road.  I gingerly picked myself off the cold gravel
and leaned against the weathered planks.  Nothing broken.  Breath
coming back.  Total damage, all the buttons missing from my overcoat. 
There was a row of small right-angled tears down the front where the
buttons had been.  I looked at them vaguely and knew I'd been lucky. 
Andy-Fred was telling Jody at the top of a raucous voice that he wasn't
killing anyone for Jody's sake, he was bloody well not.

You're fired," Jody yelled.

Right."  He took a step back, looked intensely at the mangled horse
boxes looked at me, and looked at Jody.  He thrust his face close to
Jody's and yelled at him again.

Right."  Then he stalked away in the direction of the stables and
didn't bother to look back.  Jody's attention and fury veered sharply
towards me.  He took three or four purposeful steps and yelled, I'll
sue you for this."  I said, Why don't you find out if the horse is all
right?"

He couldn't hear me for all the day's other noises.

What?"

Energise," I said loudly.  Is he all right?"  He gave me a sick hot
look of loathing and scudded away round the side of the box.  More
slowly, I followed.  Jody yanked open the groom's single door and
hauled himself up inside and I went after him.  Energise was standing
in his stall quivering from head to foot and staring wildly about with
a lot of white round his eyes.  Jody had packed him off still sweating
from his race and in no state anyway to travel and the crash had
clearly terrified him: but he was none the less on his feet and Jody's
anxious search could find no obvious injury.

No thanks to you," Jody said bitterly.

Nor to you.~ We faced each other in the confined space, a quiet oasis
out of the wind.

You've been stealing from me," I said.  I didn't want to believe it.
But from now on... I'm not giving you the chance."

You won't be able to prove a thing.~

Maybe not.  Maybe I won't even try.  Maybe I'll write off what I've
lost as the cost of my rotten judgement in liking and trusting you.~ He
said indignantly, I've done bloody well for you."

And out of me."

What do you expect?  Trainers aren't in it for love, you know."

Trainers don't all do what you've done."  A sudden speculative look
came distinctly into his eyes.  What have I done, then?"  he
demanded.

You tell me," I said.  You haven't even pretended to deny.  you been
cheating me."

Look, Steven, you're so bloody unworldly.  All right,

so maybe I have added a bit on here and there.  If you're talking about
the time I charged you travelling expenses for Hermes to Haydock the
day they abandoned for fog before the first.., well, I know I didn't
actually send the horse.."  he went lame that morning and couldn't go.
But trainer's perks.  Fair's fair.  And you could afford it.  You'd
never miss thirty measley quid."

What else?"  He said.  He seemed reassured.  Confidence and a faint note
of defensive wheedling seeped into his manner and voice.

Well..."  he said.  If you ever disagreed with the totals of your
bills, why didn't you query it with me?  I'd have straightened things
out at once.  There was no need to bottle it all up and blow your top
without warning."  Ouch, I thought.  I hadn't even checked that all the
separate items on the monthly bills did add up to the totals I'd paid.
Even when I was sure he was robbing me, I hadn't suspected it would be
in any way so ridiculously simple.

What else?"  I said.  He looked away for a second, then decided that I
couldn't after all know a great deal.

Oh all right," he said, as if making a magnanimous concession.  It's
Raymond, isn't it?"

Among other things."  Jody nodded ruefully.  I guess I did pile it on a
bit, charging you for him twice a week when some weeks he only came
once.~

And some weeks not at all."

Oh well..."  said Jody deprecatingly.  I suppose so, once or twice."
Raymond Child rode all my jumpers in races and drove fifty miles some
mornings to school them over fences on Jody's gallops.  Jody gave him a
fee and expenses for the service and added them to my account.  The
twice a week schooling session fees had turned up regularly for the
whole of July, when in fact, as I had very recently and casually
discovered, no horses had been schooled at all and Raymond himself had
been holidaying in Spain.

A tenner here or there," Jody said persuasively.  It's nothing to
you.~

A tenner plus expenses twice a week for July came to over a hundred
quid."

Oh."  He tried a twisted smile.  So you really have been checking
up."

What did you expect?"

You're so easy going.  You've always paid up without question.

Not any more."

No .. . Look, Steven, I'm sorry about all this.  If I give you my word
there'll be no more fiddling on your account ... If I promise every
item will be strictly accurate... why don't we go on as before?  I've
won a lot of races for you, after all."  He looked earnest, sincere and
repentant.  Also totally confident that I would give him a second
chance.  A quick canter from confession to penitence, and a promise to
reform, and all could proceed as before.

It's too late," I said.  He was not discouraged; just piled on a bit
more of the ingratiating manner which announced

I know I've been a bad bad boy but now I've been found out I'll be
angelic."

I suppose having so much extra expense made me behave stupidly," he
said.  The mortgage repayments on the new stables are absolutely
bloody, and as you know I only moved there because I needed more room
for all your horses."  My fault, now, that he had had to steal.

I said, I offered to build more boxes at the old place."

Wouldn't have done," he interrupted hastily: but the truth of it was
that the old place had been on a plain and modest scale where the new
one was frankly opulent.  At the time of the move I had vaguely
wondered how he could afford it.  Now, all too well, I knew.

So let's call this just a warning, eh?"  Jody said cajolingly.  I don't
want to lose your horses, Steven.  I'll say so frankly.  I don't want
to lose them.  We've been good friends all this time, haven't we?  If
you'd just said..  . I mean, if you'd just said, Jody, you bugger,
you've been careless about a bill or two... Well, I mean, we could have
straightened it out in no time.  But.., well... When you blew off
without warning, just said you were taking the horses away, straight
after Energise won like that... well, I lost my temper real and proper.
I'll admit I did.  Said things I didn't mean.  Like one does.  Like
everyone does when they lose their temper.~ He was smiling in a
counterfeit of the old way, as if nothing at all had happened.  As if
Energise were not standing beside us sweating in a crashed horse box As
if my overcoat were not torn and muddy from a too close brush with
death.

Steven, you know me," he said.  Got a temper like a bloody rocket."
When I didn't answer at once he took my silence as acceptance of his
explanations and apologies, and briskly turned to practical matters.

Well now, we'll have to get this lad out of here."  He slapped Energise
on the rump.  And we can't get the ramp down until we get this box
moved away from that other one."  He made a sucking sound through his
teeth.  Look, I'll try to back straight out again.  Don't see why it
shouldn't work."  He jumped out of the back door and went round to the
front of the cab.  Looking forward through the stalls I could see him
climb into the driver's seat, check the gear lever, and press the
starter: an intent, active, capable figure dealing with an awkward
situation.  The diesel starter whirred and the engine roared to life.
Jody settled himself, found reverse gear, and carefully let out the
clutch.  The horse box shuddered and stood still.  Jody put his foot
down on the accelerator.  Through the windscreen I could see two or
three men approaching, faces a mixture of surprise and anger.  One of
them began running and waving his arms about in the classic reaction of
the chap who comes back to his parked car to find it dented.  Jody
ignored him.  The horse box rocked, the crushed side of the cab
screeched against its mangled neighbour, and Energise began to panic.

Jody, stop," I yelled.  He took no notice.  He raced the engine harder,
then took his foot off the accelerator, then jammed it on again.  Off,
on, repeatedly.  Inside the box it sounded as if the whole vehicle were
being ripped in two.  Energise began whinnying and straining backwards
on his tethering rope and stamping about with sharp hooves.  I didn't
know how to begin to soothe him and could hardly get close enough for a
pat, even if that would have made the slightest difference.  My
relationship with horses was along the lines of admiring them from a
distance and giving them carrots while they were safely tied up.  No
one had briefed me about dealing with a hysterical animal at close
quarters in a bucketing biscuit tin.  With a final horrendous crunch
the two entwined cabs tore apart and Jody's box, released from
friction, shot backwards.  Energise slithered and went down for a
moment on his hindquarters and I too wound up on the floor.  Jody
slammed on the brakes, jumped out of the cab and was promptly clutched
by the three newcomers, one now in a full state of apoplectic rage.  I
stood up and picked bits of hay off my clothes and regarded my
steaming, foam-flaked, terrified, four-footed property.

All over, old fellow," I said.  It sounded ridiculous.  I smiled,
cleared my throat, tried again.

You can cool off, old lad.  The worst is over."  Energise showed no
immediate signs of getting the message.  I told him he was a great
horse, he'd won a great race, he'd be king of the castle in no time and
that I admired him very much.  I told him he would soon be rugged up
nice and quiet in a stable somewhere though I hadn't actually yet
worked out exactly which one, and that doubtless someone would give him
some excessively expensive hay and a bucket of nice cheap water and I
dared say some oats and stuff like that.  I told him I was sorry I
hadn't a carrot in my pocket at that moment but I'd bring him one next
time I saw him.  After a time this drivel seemed to calm him.  I put
out a hand and gave his neck a small pat.  His skin was wet and fiery
hot. He shook his head fiercely and blew out vigorously through black
moist nostrils, but the staring white no longer showed round his eye
and he had stopped trembling.  I began to grow interested in him in a
way which had not before occurred to me: as a person who happened also
to be a horse.  I realised I had never before been alone with a horse.
Extraordinary, really, when Energise was the twelfth I'd owned.  But
racehorse owners mostly patted their horses in stables with lads and
trainers in attendance, and in parade rings with all the world looking
on, and in unsaddling enclosures with friends pressing round to
congratulate.  Owners who like me were not riders themselves and had
nowhere of their own to turn horses out to grass seldom ever spent more
than five consecutive minutes in a horse's company.  I spent longer
with Energise in that box than in all the past five months since I'd
bought him.  Outside, Jody was having troubles.  One of the men had
fetched a policeman who was writing purposefully in a notebook.  I
wondered with amusement just how Jody would lay the blame on my
carelessness in walking in front of the box and giving the driver no
choice but to swerve.  If he thought he was keeping my horses, he would
play it down. If he thought he was losing them, he'd be vitriolic. 
Smiling to myself I talked it over with Energise.

You know," I said, I don't know why I haven't told him yet that I know
about his other fraud, but as it turns out I'm damn glad I haven't.  Do
you know?"  I said.  All those little fiddles he confessed to, they're
just froth."  Energise was calm enough to start drooping with
tiredness. I watched him sympathetically.

It isn't just a few hundred quid he's pinched," I said.  It's upwards
of thirty-five thousand."  The owner of the crunched box accepted my
apologies, remembered he was well insured and decided not to press
charges.  The policeman sighed, drew a line through his notes and
departed.  Jody let down the ramp of his box, brought out Energise and
walked briskly away with him in the direction of the stables.  And I
returned to my binoculars, took off my battered coat and went
thoughtfully back towards the weighing room.  The peace lasted for all
of ten minutes until Jody returned from the stables and found I had not
cancelled my cancellation of his authority to act.  He sought me out
among the small crowd standing around talking on the weighing room
verandah.

Look, Steven," he said.  You've forgotten to tell them I'm still
training for you.~ He showed no anxiety, just slight exasperation at my
oversight.  I weakened for one second at the thought of the storm which
would undoubtedly break out again and began to make all the old fatal
allowances: he was a good trainer, and my horses did win, now and
again.  And I could keep a sharp eye on the bills and let him know I
was doing it.  And as for the other thing... I could easily avoid being
robbed in future.  I took a deep breath.  It had to be now or never.

I haven't forgotten," I said slowly.  I meant what I said.  I'm taking
the horses away."

What?"

I am taking them away."  The naked enmity that filled his face was
shocking.

You bastard," he said.  Heads turned again in our direction.  Jody
produced several further abusive epithets, all enunciated very clearly
in a loud voice.  The Press notebooks sprouted like mushrooms in little
white blobs on the edge of my vision and I took the only way I knew to
shut him up.

I backed Energise today on the Tote," I said.  Jody said So what?" 
very quickly in the second before the impact of what I meant hit him
like a punch.

I'm closing my account with Ganser Mays," I said.  Jody looked
absolutely murderous, but he didn't ask why.  Instead he clamped his
jaws together, cast a less welcoming glance at the attentive Press and
said very quietly and with menace, If you say anything I'll sue you for
libel."

Slander," I said automatically.

What?"

Libel is written, slander is spoken."

I'll have you," he said, if you say anything."

Some friendship," I commented.  His eyes narrowed.  It was a pleasure,"
he said, to take you for every penny I could."  A small silence
developed.  I felt that racing had gone thoroughly sour and that I
would never get much fun from it again.  Three years of uncomplicated
enjoyment had crumbled to disillusionment.  In the end I simply said,
Leave Energise here.  I'll fix his transport," and Jody turned on his
heel with a stony face and plunged in through the weighing room door.

The transport proved no problem.  I arranged with a young owner-driver
of a one-box transport firm that he should take Energise back to his
own small transit yard overnight and ferry him on in a day or two to
whichever trainer I decided to send him.

A dark brown horse.  Almost black," I said.  The gatekeeper will tell
you which box he's in.  But I don't suppose he'll have a lad with him."
The owner-driver, it transpired, could provide a lad to look after
Energise.  He'll be right as rain," he said.  No need for you to
worry."  He had brought two other horses to the course, one of which
was in the last race, and he would be away within an hour afterwards,
he said.  We exchanged telephone numbers and addresses and shook hands
on the deal.  After that, more out of politeness than through any great
appetite for racing, I went back to the private box of the man who had
earlier given me lunch and with whom I'd watched my own horse win.

Steven, where have you been?  We've been waiting to help you
celebrate."  Charlie Canterfield, my host, held his arms wide in
welcome, with a glass of champagne in one hand and a cigar in the
other.  He and his eight or ten other guests sat on dining chairs round
a large central table, its white cloth covered now not with the
paraphernalia of lunch, but with a jumble of half full glasses, race
cards, binoculars, gloves, handbags and betting tickets.  A faint haze
of Havana smoke and the warm smell of alcohol filled the air, and
beyond, on the other side of snugly closed glass, lay the balcony
overlooking the fresh and windy racecourse.  Four races down and two to
go.  Mid afternoon.  Everyone happy in the interval between
coffee-and-brandy and cake-and-tea.  A cosy little roomful of chat and
friendliness and mild social smugness.  Wellintentioned people doing no
one any harm.  I sighed inwardly and raised a semblance of enjoyment
for Charlie's sake, and sipped champagne and listened to everyone
telling me it was great that Energise had won.  They'd all backed it,
they said.  Lots of lovely lolly, Steven dear.  Such a clever horse...
and such a clever little trainer, Jody Leeds.

Mm," I said, with a dryness no one heard.  Charlie waved me to the
empty chair between himself and a lady in a green hat.

What do you fancy for the next race?"  he asked.  I looked at him with
a mind totally blank.

Can't remember what's running," I said.  Charlie's leisured manner
skipped a beat.  I'd seen it in him before, this split-second
assessment of a new factor, and I knew that therein lay the key to his
colossal business acumen.  His body might laze, his bonhomie might
expand like softly whipped cream, but his brain never took a moment
off.  I gave him a twisted smile.  Charlie said Come to dinner.

Tonight, do you mean?"  He nodded.  I bit my thumb and thought about
it. All right."

Good.  Let's say Parkes, Beauchamp Place, eight o'clock."

All right."  The relationship between Charlie and me had stood for
years in that vague area between acquaintanceship and active friendship
where chance meetings are enjoyed and deliberate ones seldom arranged. 
That day was the first time he had invited me to his private box. 
Asking me for dinner as well meant a basic shift to new ground.  I
guessed he had misread my vagueness, but all the same I liked him, and
no one in his right mind would pass up a dinner at Parkes.  I hoped he
wouldn't think it a wasted evening.  Charlie's guests began
disappearing to put on bets for the next race.  I picked up a spare
race card which was lying on the table and knew at once why Charlie had
paid me such acute attention: two of the very top hurdlers were engaged
in battle and the papers had been talking about it for days.  I looked
up and met Charlie's gaze.  His eyes were amused.

Which one, then?"  he asked.

Crepitas."

Are you betting?"  I nodded.  I did it earlier.  On the Tote."  He
grunted.  I prefer the bookmakers.  I like to know what odds I'm
getting before I lay out my cash," And considering his business was
investment banking that was consistent thinking.  I can't be bothered
to walk down, though."

You can have half of mine, if you like," I said.

Half of how much?"  he said cautiously.

Ten pounds."  He laughed.  Rumour says you can't think in anything less
than three noughts."

That was an engineering joke," I said, which escaped."

How do you mean?"

I sometimes use a precision lathe.  You can just about set it to an
accuracy of three noughts... point nought nought nought one.  One ten
thousandth of an inch.  That's my limit.  Can't think in less than
three noughts."

He chuckled.  And you never have a thousand on a horse?"

Oh, I did that too, once or twice.  He definitely did, that time, hear
the arid undertone.  I stood up casually and moved towards the glass
door to the balcony.

They're going down to the post," I said.  He came without comment, and
we stood outside watching the two stars, Crepitas and Waterboy,
bouncing past the stands with their jockeys fighting for control.
Charlie was a shade shorter than I, a good deal stouter, and
approximately twenty years older.  He wore top quality clothes as a
matter of course and no one hearing his mellow voice would have guessed
his father had been a lorry driver.  Charlie had never hidden his
origins.  Indeed he was justly proud of them.  It was simply that under
the old educational system he'd been sent to Eton as a local boy on
Council money, and had acquired the speech and social habits along with
the book learning.  His brains had taken him along all his life like a
surf rider on the crest of a roller, and it was probably only a modest
piece of extra luck that he'd happened to be born within sight of the
big school.  His other guests drifted out on to the balcony and claimed
his attention.  I knew none of them well, most of them by sight, one or
two by reputation.  Enough for the occasion, not enough for
involvement.  The lady in the green hat put a green glove on my arm.
Waterboy looks wonderful, don't you think?"

Wonderful," I agreed.  She gave me a bright myopic smile from behind
thick lensed glasses.  Could you just tell me what price they're
offering now in the ring?"

Of course."

I raised my binoculars and scanned the boards of the bookmakers ranged
in front of a sector of stands lying some way to our right.  It looks
like evens Waterboy and five to four Crepitas, as far as I can see."

So kind," said the green lady warmly.  I swung the binoculars round a
little to search out Ganser Mays: and there he stood, half way down the
row of bookmakers lining the rails separating the Club Enclosure from
Tattersall's, a thin man of middle height with a large sharp nose,
steel-rimmed spectacles and the manner of a high church clergyman.  I
had never liked him enough to do more than talk about the weather, but
I had trusted him completely, and that had been foolish.  He was
leaning over the rails, head bent, talking earnestly to someone in the
Club Enclosure, someone hidden from me by a bunch of other people. 
Then the bunch shifted and moved away and the person behind them was
Jody.  The anger in Jody's body came over sharp and clear and his lower
jaw moved vigorously in speech.  Ganser Mays' responses appeared more
soothing than fierce and when Jody finally strode furiously away,
Ganser Mays raised his head and looked after him with an expression
more thoughtful than actively worried.  Ganser Mays had reached that
point in a bookmaker's career where outstanding personal success began
to merge into the status of a large and respectable firm.  In gamblers'
minds he was moving from an individual to an institution.  A
multiplying host of betting shops bore his name from Glasgow
southwards, and recently he had announced that next Flat season he
would sponsor a three-year-old sprint.  He still stood on the rails
himself at big meetings to talk to his more affluent customers and keep
them faithful.  To open his big shark jaws and suck in all the new
unwary little fish.  With a wince I swung my glasses away.  I would
never know exactly how much Jody and Ganser Mays had stolen from me in
terms of cash, but in terms of dented self-respect they had stripped me
of all but crumbs.  The race started, the super-hurdlers battled their
hearts out, and Crepitas beat Waterboy by a length.  The Tote would pay
me a little because of him, and a great deal because of Energise, but
two winning bets in one afternoon weren't enough to dispel my
depression.  I dodged the tea-and-cakes, thanked Charlie for the lunch
and said I'd see him later, and went down towards the weighing room
again to see if inspiration would strike in the matter of a choice of
trainers.  I heard hurrying footsteps behind me and a hand grabbed my
arm.

Thank goodness I've found you."  He was out of breath and looking
worried.  The young owner-driver I'd hired for Energise.

What is it?  Box broken down?"

No... look, you did say your horse was black, didn't you?  I mean, I
did get that right, didn't

I?"

Anxiety sharpened my voice.  Is there anything wrong with him?"

No~... at least.."  not with him, no.  But the horse which Mr.  Leeds
has left for me to take is ... well.."  a chestnut mare.~ I went with
him to the stables.  The gatekeeper still smiled with pleasure at
things going wrong.

S'right," he said with satisfaction.  Leeds went off a quarter of an
hour ago in one of them hire boxes, one horse.  Said his own box had
had an accident and he was leaving Energise here, instructions of the
owner."

The horse he's left is not Energise," I said.

Can't help that, can I?"  he said virtuously.  I turned to the young
man.  Chestnut mare with a big white blaze?"  He nodded.

That's Asphodel.  She ran in the first race today.  Jody Leeds trains
her.  She isn't mine'

What will I do about her then?"

Leave her here," I said.  Sorry about this.  Send me a bill for
cancellation fees."  He smiled and said he wouldn't, which almost
restored my faith in human nature.  I thanked him for bothering to find
me instead of keeping quiet, taking the wrong horse and then sending me
a bill for work done.  He looked shocked that anyone could be so
cynical, and I reflected that until I learnt from Jody, I wouldn't have
been.  Jody had taken Energise after all.  I burnt with slow anger,
partly because of my own lack of foresight.  If he had been prepared to
urge Andy-Fred to risk running me down I should have known that he
wouldn't give up at the first setback.  He had been determined to get
the better of me and whisk Energise back to his own stable and I'd
under-estimated both his bloody-mindedness and his nerve.  I could
hardly wait to be free of Jody  I went back to my car and drove away
from the racecourse with no thoughts but of which trainer I would ask
to take my horses and how soon I could get them transferred from one to
the other.

Charlie smiled across the golden polished wood of the table in Parkes
and pushed away his empty coffee cup.  His cigar was half smoked, his
port half drunk, and his stomach, if mine were anything to go by,
contentedly full of some of the best food in London.

I wondered what he had looked like as a young man, before the
comfortable paunch and the beginning of jowls.  Big businessmen were
all the better for a little weight, I thought.  Lean-and hungry was for
the starters, the hotheads in a hurry.  Charlie exuded maturity and
wisdom with every excess pound.  He had smooth greying hair, thin on
top and brushed back at the sides.  Eyes deep set, nose large, mouth
firmly straight.  Not conventionally a good-looking face, but easy to
remember.  People who had once met Charlie tended to know him next
time. He had come alone, and the restaurant he had chosen consisted of
several smallish rooms with three or four tables in each; a quiet place
where privacy was easy.  He had talked about racing, food, the Prime
Minister and the state of the Stock Market, and still had not come to
the point.

I get the impression," he said genially, that you are waiting for
something.~

You've never asked me to dine before."

I like your company."

And that's all?"  He tapped ash off the cigar.  Of course not," he
said.

I thought not," I smiled.  But I've probably eaten your dinner under
false pretences."

Knowingly?"

Maybe.  I don't know exactly what's in your mind."

Your vagueness," he said.  When someone like you goes into a sort of
trance... I thought so," I sighed.  Well, that was no useful productive
otherwhereness of mind, that was the aftermath of a practically mortal
row I'd just had with Jody Leeds."  He sat back in his chair.  What a
pity."

Pity about the row, or a pity about the absence of inspiration?"

Both, I dare say.  What was the row about?"

I gave him the sack."  He stared.  What on earth for?"

He said if I told anyone that, he'd sue me for slander."

Oh, did he indeed!"  Charlie looked interested all over again, like a
horse taking fresh hold of its bit.  And could he?"

I expect so."  Charlie sucked a mouthful of smoke and trickled it out
from one corner of his mouth.

Care to risk it?"  he said.

Your discretion's better than most.

Absolute," he said.  I promise."  I believed him.  I said, He found a
way of stealing huge sums from me so that I didn't know I was being
robbed."

But you must have known that someone... I shook my head.  I dare say
I'm not the first the trick's been played on.  It's so deadly
simple."

Proceed," Charlie said.  You fascinate me."

Right.  Now suppose you are basically a good racehorse trainer but
you've got a large and crooked thirst for unearned income.~

I'm supposing," Charlie said.

First of all, then," I said, you need a silly mug with a lot of money
and enthusiasm and not much knowledge of racing."

You?"  Charlie said.

Me."  I nodded ruefully.  Someone recommends you to me as a good
trainer and I'm impressed by your general air of competence and
dedication, so I toddle up and ask you if you could find me a good
horse, as I'd like to become an owner.

And do I buy a good horse cheaply and charge you a fortune for it?"

No.  You buy the very best horse you can.  I am delighted, and you set
about the training and very soon the horse is ready to run.  At this
point you tell me you know a very reliable bookmaker and you introduce
me to him."

Oh hum."

As you say.  The bookmaker however is eminently respectable and
respected and as I am not used to betting in large amounts I am glad to
be in the hands of so worthy a fellow.  You, my trainer, tell me the
horse shows great promise and I might think of a small each way bet on
his first race.  A hundred pounds each way, perhaps."

A small bet!"  Charlie exclaimed.

You point out that that is scarcely more than three weeks' training
fees," I said.

I do?"

You do.  So I gulp a little as I've always bet in tenners before and I
stake a hundred each way.  But sure enough the horse does run well and
finishes third, and the bookmaker pays out a little instead of me
paying him.~ I drank the rest of my glass of port.  Charlie finished
his and ordered more coffee.

Next time the horse runs," I went on, you say it is really well and
sure to win and if I ever want to have a big bet, now's the time,
before everyone else jumps on the bandwagon.  The bookmaker offers me a
good price and I feel euphoric and take the plunge."

A thousand?"  I nodded.  A thousand."

And?"

The word goes round and the horse starts favourite.  It is not his day,
though.  He runs worse than the first time and finishes fifth.  You are
very upset.  You can't under stand it.  I find myself comforting you
and telling you he is bound to run better next time."

But he doesn't run better next time?"

But he does.  Next time he wins beautifully."

But you haven't backed it?"

Yes, I have.  The price this time isn't five to two as it was before,
but six to one.  I stake five hundred pounds and win three thousand.  I
am absolutely delighted.  I have regained all the money I had lost and
more besides, and I have also gained the prize money for the race.  I
pay the training bills out of the winnings and I have recouped part of
the purchase price of the horse, and I am very happy with the whole
business of being an owner.  I ask you to buy me another horse.  Buy
two or three, if you can find them."

And this time you get expensive duds?"

By no means.  My second horse is a marvelous two-year-old.  He wins his
very first race.  I have only a hundred on him, mind you, but as it is
at ten to one, I am still very pleased.  So next time out, as my horse
is a hot favourite and tipped in all the papers, you encourage me to
have a really big bet.  Opportunities like this seldom arise, you tell
me; as the opposition is hopeless.  I am convinced, so I lay out three
thousand pounds."

My God," Charlie said.

Quite so.  My horse sprints out of the stalls and takes the lead like
the champion he is and everything is going splendidly.  But then half
way along the five furlongs a buckle breaks on the saddle and the
girths come loose and the jockey has to pull up as best he can because
by now he is falling off."

Three thousand!"  Charlie said.

All gone," I nodded.  You are inconsolable.  The strap was new, the
buckle faulty.  Never mind, I say kindly, gulping hard.  Always another
day."

And there is?"

You're learning.  Next time out the horse is favourite again and I have
five hundred on.  He wins all right, and although I have not this time
won back all I lost, well, it's the second time the horse has brought
home a decent prize, and taking all in all I am not out of pocket and I
have had a great deal of pleasure and excitement.  And I am well
content.~

And so it goes on?"

And so, indeed, it goes on.  I find I get more and more delight from
watching horses.  I get particular delight if the horses are my own,
and although in time of course my hobby costs me a good deal of money,
because owners on the whole don't make a profit, I am totally happy and
consider it well spent."

And then what happens?"

Nothing really," I said.  I just begin to get these niggling suspicions
and I thrust them out of my head and think how horribly disloyal I am
being to you, after all the winners you have trained for me.  But the
suspicions won't lie down.  I've noticed, you see, that when I have my
biggest bets, my horses don't win.

A lot of owners could say the same," Charlie said.

Oh sure.  But I tot up all the big bets which didn't come up, and they
come to nearly forty thousand pounds."

Good God."

I am really ashamed of myself but I begin to wonder.  I say to myself
suppose... Just suppose that every time I stake anything over a
thousand, my trainer and my bookmaker conspire together and simply keep
the money and make sure my horse doesn't win.  Just suppose.."  that if
I stake three thousand, they split it fifty fifty, and the horse runs
badly, or is left, or the buckle on the girth breaks.  Just suppose
that next time out my horse is trained to the utmost and the race is
carefully chosen and he duly wins, and I am delighted.."  just suppose
that this time my bookmaker and my trainer are betting on the horse
themselve~... with the money they stole from me last time."  Charlie
looked riveted.

If my horse wins, they win.  If my horse loses, they haven't lost their
own money, but only mine."

Neat."

Yes.  So the weeks pass and now the Flat season is finished, and we are
back again with the jumpers.  And you, my trainer, have found and
bought for me a beautiful young hurdler, a really top class horse.  I
back him a little in his first race and he wins it easily.  I am
thrilled.  I am also worried, because you tell me there is a race
absolutely made for him at Sandown Park which he is certain to win, and
you encourage me to have a very big bet on him.  I am by now filled
with horrid doubts and fears, and as I particularly admire this horse I
do not want his heart broken by trying to win when he isn't allowed
to... which I am sure happened to one or two of the others... sol say I
will not back him."

Unpopular?"

Very.  You press me harder than ever before to lay out a large stake. I
refuse.  You are obviously annoyed and warn me that the horse will win
and I will be sorry.  I say I'll wait till next time.  You say I am
making a big mistake."

When do I say all this?"

Yesterday."

And today?"  Charlie asked.

Today I am suffering from suspicion worse than ever.  Today I think
that maybe you will let the horse win if he can, just to prove I was
wrong not to back him, so that next time you will have no difficulty at
all in persuading me to have a bigger bet than ever."

Tut tut."

Yes.  So today I don't tell you that a little while ago... because of
my awful doubts... I opened a credit account with the Tote, and today I
also don't tell you that I have backed my horse for a thousand pounds
on my credit account.  ~

Deceitful of you."

Certainly."

And your horse wins," Charlie said, nodding.

He looked superb..."  I smiled wryly.  You tell me after the race that
it is my own fault I didn't back him.  You say you did try to get me
to.  You say I'd do better to take your advice next time."

And then?"

Then," I sighed, all the weeks of suspicion just jelled into certainty.
I knew he'd been cheating me in other ways too.  Little ways.  Little
betrayals of friendship.  Nothing enormous.  I told him there wasn't
going to be a next time.  I said I would be taking the horses away."

What did he say to that?"

He didn't ask why."

Oh dear," Charlie said.  I told Charlie everything that had happened
that day.  All amusement died from his expression and by the end he was
looking grim.

He'll get away with it," he said finally.

Oh yes."

You remember, I suppose, that his father's a member of the Jockey
Club?"

Yes."

Above suspicion, is Jody Leeds."

Jody's father, Quintus Leeds, had achieved pillar-of-the-Turf status by
virtue of being born the fifth son of a sporting peer, owning a few
racehorses and knowing the right friends.  He had a physically
commanding presence, tall, large and handsome, and his voice and
handshake radiated firm confidence.  He was apt to give people straight
piercing looks from fine grey eyes and to purse his mouth thoughtfully
and shake his head as if pledged to A secrecy when asked for an
opinion.  I privately thought his appearance and mannerisms were a lot
of glossy window dressing concealing a marked absence of goods, but
there was no doubting that he was basically well-meaning and honest. 
He was noticeably proud of Jody, puffing up his chest and beaming
visibly in unsaddling enclosures from Epsom to York.  In his father's
eyes, Jody, energetic, capable and clever,

He could do no wrong.  Quintus would believe in him implicitly, and for
all his suspect shortness of intelligence he carried enough weight to
sway official opinion.  As Jody had said, I couldn't prove a thing.  If
I so much as hinted at theft he'd slap a lawsuit on me, and the bulk of
the Jockey Club would be ranged on his side.

What will you do?"  Charlie said.

Don't know."  I half smiled.  Nothing, I suppose."

It's bloody unfair."

All crime is bloody unfair on the victim."  Charlie made a face at the
general wickedness of the world and called for the bill.  Outside we
turned left and walked down Beauchamp Place together, having both, as
it happened, parked our cars round the corner in Walton Street.  The
night was cold, cloudy, dry and still windy.  Charlie pulled his coat
collar up round his ears and put on thick black leather gloves.

I hate the winter," he said.

I don't mind it."

You're young," he said.  You don't feel the cold."

Not that young.  Thirty-five."

Practically a baby."  We turned the corner and the wind bit sharply
with Arctic teeth.  I hate it," Charlie said.  His car, a big blue
Rover 3500, was parked nearer than my Lamborghini.  We stopped beside
his and he unlocked the door.  Down the street a girl in a long dress
walked in our direction, the wind blowing her skirt sideways and her
hair like flags.

Very informative evening," he said, holding out his hand.

Not what you expected, though," I said, shaking it.

Better, perhaps."

He opened his door and began to lower himself into the driver's seat.
The girl in the long dress walked past us, her heels brisk on the
pavement.  Charlie fastened his seat belt and I shut his door.  The
girl in the long dress stopped, hesitated and turned back.

Excuse me," she said.  But I wonder..."  She stopped, appearing to
think better of it.

Can we help you?"  I said.  She was American, early twenties, and
visibly cold.  Round her shoulders she wore only a thin silk shawl, and
under that a thin silk shirt.  No gloves.  Gold sandals.  A small gold
mesh purse.  In the street lights her skin looked blue and she was
shivering violently.

Get in my car," Charlie suggested, winding down his window, out of the
wind."  She shook her head.  I guess .. . She began to turn away.

Don't be silly," I said.  You need help.  Accept it."

But ..

Tell us what you need."  She hesitated again and then said with a rush,
I need some money.~

Is that all?"  I said and fished out my wallet.  How much?"

Enough for a t~... to Hampstead."  I held out a flyer.  That do?"

Yes.  I ... where shall I send it back to?"

Don't bother."

But I must."  Charlie said, He's got wads of the stuff.  He won't miss
it:

That's not the point," the girl said.  If you won't tell me how to
repay it, I can't take it."

It is ridiculous to argue about morals when you're freezing," I said.
My name is Steven Scott.  Address, Regent's Park Malthouse.  That'll
find me."

Thanks."

I'll drive you, if you like.  I have my car."  I pointed along the
street.

No thanks," she said.  How d'you think I got into this mess?"

How then?"  She pulled the thin shawl close.  I accepted a simple
invitation to dinner and found there were strings attached.  So I left
him at the soup stage and blasted out, and it was only when I was
walking away that I realised that I'd no money with me.  He'd collected
me, you see."  She smiled suddenly, showing straight white teeth.  Some
girls are dumber than others."

Let Steven go and find you a taxi, then," Charlie said.

Okay."  It took me several minutes, but she was still huddled against
the outside of Charlie's car, sheltering as best she could from the
worst of the wind, when I got back.  I climbed out of the taxi and she
climbed in and without more ado drove away.

A fool and his money," Charlie said.

That was no con trick."

It would be a good one," he said.  How do you know she's not hopping
out of the cab two blocks away and shaking a flyer out of the next Sir
Galahad?"  He laughed, wound up the window, waved and pointed his Rover
towards home.

Monday morning brought the good news and the bad.  The good was a
letter with a five pound note enclosed.  Sucks to Charlie, I thought.

Dear Mr.  Scott, I was so grateful for your help on Saturday night.  I
guess I'll never go out on a date again without the cab fare home.

Yours sincerely, Alexandra Ward.

The bad news was in public print: comments in both newspapers delivered
to my door (one sporting, one ordinary) about the disloyalty of owners
who shed their hardworking trainers.  One said:

Particularly hard on Jody Leeds that after all he had done for Mr.
Scott the owner should see fit to announce he would be sending his
horses elsewhere.  As we headlined in this column a year ago, Jody
Leeds took on the extensive Berksdown Court Stables especially to house
the expanding Scott string.  Now without as much as half an hour's
warning, the twenty-eight year-old trainer is left flat, with all his
new liabilities still outstanding.  Treachery may sound a harsh word.
Ingratitude is not.

And the other, in more tabloid vein:

Leeds (28) smarting from the sack delivered by ungrateful owner Steven
Scott (35) said at Sandown on Saturday, I am right in the cart now.
Scott dumped me while still collecting back-slaps for the win on his
hurdler Energise, which I trained.  I am sick at heart.  You sweat your
guts out for an owner, and he kicks you in the teeth."  High time
trainers were protected from this sort of thing.  Rumour has it Leeds
may sue.

All those Press note books, all those extended Press ears, had not been
there for nothing.  Very probably they did all genuinely believe that
Jody had had a raw deal, but not one single one had bothered to ask
what the view looked like from where I stood.  Not one single one
seemed to think that there might have been an overpowering reason for
my action.  I disgustedly put down both papers, finished my breakfast
and settled down to the day's work, which as usual consisted mostly of
sitting still in an armchair and staring vacantly into space.  Mound
mid-afternoon, stiff and chilly, I wrote to Miss Ward.

Dear Miss Ward,

Thank you very much for the flyer.  Will you have dinner with me?  No
strings attached.  I enclose five pounds for the cab fare home.

Yours sincerely, Steven Scott.

In the evening I telephoned three different racehorse trainers and
offered them three horses each.  They all accepted, but with the
reservations blowing cool in their voices.  None actually asked why I
had split with Jody though all had obviously read the papers.  One, a
blunt north countryman, said, I'll want a guarantee you'll leave them
with me for at least six months, so long as they don't go lame or
something."

All right."

In writing."

If you like."

Ay, I do like.  You send em up with a guarantee and I'll take em."

For Energise I picked a large yard in Sussex where hurdlers did
especially well, and under the guarded tones of the trainer Rupert
Ramsey I could hear that he thought almost as much of the horse as I
did.  For the last three I chose Newmarket, a middle-sized stable of
average achievement.  No single basket would ever again contain all the
Scott eggs.  Finally with a grimace I picked up the receiver and
dialled Jody's familiar number.  It was not he who answered, however,
but Felicity, his wife.  Her voice was sharp and bitter.  What do you
want?" I pictured her in their luxuriously furnished drawing-room, a
thin positive blonde girl, every bit as competent and hard-working as
Jody. She would be wearing tight blue jeans and an expensive shirt,
there would be six gold bracelets jingling on her wrist and she would
smell of a musk-based scent.  She held intolerant views on most things
and stated them forthrightly, but she had never, before that evening,
unleashed on me personally the scratchy side of her mind.

To talk about transport," I said.

So you really are kicking our props away."

You'll survive."

That's bloody complacent claptrap," she said angrily.  I could kill
you.  After all Jody's done for you."  I paused.  Did he tell you why
I'm breaking with him?"

Some stupid little quarrel about ten quid on a bill."

It's a great deal more than that," I said.

Rubbish."

Ask him," I said.  In any case, three horse boxes will collect my
horses on Thursday morning.  The drivers will know which ones each of
them has to take and where to take them.  You tell Jody that if he
mixes them up he can pay the bills for sorting them out."

The names she called me would have shaken Jody's father to the roots.

Thursday," I said.  Three horse boxes different destinations.  And
goodbye."  No pleasure in it.  None at all.  I sat gloomily watching a
play on television and hearing hardly a word.  At nine forty-five the
telephone interrupted and I switched off.  Just want to know, sir,
where I stand."  Raymond Child.  Jump jockey.  Middle-ranker, thirty
years old, short on personality.  He rode competently enough, but the
longer I went racing and the more I learnt, the more I could see his
short-comings.  I was certain also that Jody could not have manipulated
my horses quite so thoroughly without help at the wheel.

I'll send you an extra present for Energise," I said.  Jockeys were
paid an official percentage of the winning prize money through a
central system, but especially grateful owners occasionally came across
with more.

Thank you, sir."  He sounded surprised.

I had a good bet on him."

Did you, sir?"  The surprise was extreme.  But Jody said..."  He
stopped dead.

I backed him on the Tote."

Oh."  The silence lengthened.  He cleared his throat.  I waited.

Well, sir.  Er... about the future..."

I'm sorry," I said, half meaning it.  I'm grateful for the winners
you've ridden.  I'll send you the present for Energise.  But in the
future he'll be ridden by the jockey attached to his new stable."  This
time there was no tirade of bad language.  This time, just a slow
defeated sigh and the next best thing to an admission.

Can't really blame you, I suppose."  He disconnected before I could
reply.

Tuesday I should have had a runner at Chepstow, but since I'd cancelled
Jody's authority he couldn't send it.  I kicked around my rooms
unproductively all morning and in the afternoon walked from Kensington
Gardens to the Tower of London.  Cold grey damp air with seagulls
making a racket over the low-tide mud.  Coffee-coloured river racing
down on the last of the ebb.  I stood looking towards the City from the
top of little Tower Hill and thought of all the lives that had ended
there under the axe.  December mood, through and through.  I bought a
bag of roast chestnuts and went home by bus.

Wednesday brought a letter.

Dear Mr.  Scott,

When and where?

Alexandra Ward.

She had kept the five pound note.

On Thursday evening the three new trainers confirmed that they had
received the expected horses; on Friday I did a little work and on
Saturday I drove down to Cheltenham races.  I had not, it was true,
exactly expected a rousing cheer, but the depth and extent of the
animosity shown' to me was acutely disturbing.  Several backs were
turned, not ostentatiously but decisively.  Several acquaintances
lowered their eyes in embarrassment when talking to me and hurried away
as soon as possible.  The Press looked speculative, the trainers wary
and the Jockey Club coldly hostile.

Charlie Canterfield alone came up with a broad smile and shook me
vigorously by the hand.

Have I come out in spots?"  I said.  He laughed.  You've kicked the
underdog.  The British never forgive it."

Even when the underdog bites first?"

Underdogs are never in the wrong."  He led me away to the bar.  I've
been taking a small poll for you.  Ten per cent think it would be fair
to hear your side.  Ten per cent think you ought to be shot.  What will
you drink?"

Scotch.  No ice or water.  What about the other eighty per cent?"

Enough righteous indignation to keep the Mothers' Union going for
months."  He paid for the drinks.  Cheers."

And to you too."

It'll blow over," Charlie said.

I guess so."

What do you fancy in the third?"  We discussed the afternoon's
prospects and didn't refer again to Jody, but later, alone, I found it
hard to ignore the general climate.  I backed a couple of horses on the
Tote for a tenner each, and lost.  That sort of day.  All afternoon I
was fiercely tempted to protest that it was I who was the injured
party, not Jody.  Then I thought of the further thousands he would
undoubtedly screw out of me in damages if I opened my mouth, and I kept
it shut. The gem of the day was Quintus him seW who planted his great
frame solidly in my path and told me loudly that I was a bloody
disgrace to the good name of racing.  Quintus, I reflected, so often
spoke in cliches.

I'll tell you something," he said.  You would have been elected to the
Jockey Club if you hadn't served Jody such a dirty trick.  Your name
was up for consideration.  You won't be invited now, I'll see to that."
He gave me a short curt nod and stepped aside.  I didn't move.

Your son is the one for dirty tricks."

How dare you!"

You'd best believe it.

Absolute nonsense.  The discrepancy on your bill was a simple
secretarial mistake.  If you try to say it was anything else .

I know," I said.  He'll sue."

Quite right.  He has a right to every penny he can get."  I walked
away.  Quintus might be biased, but I knew I'd get a straight answer
from the Press.  I asked the senior columnist of a leading daily, a
fiftyish man who wrote staccato prose and sucked peppermints to stop
himself smoking.

What reason is Jody Leeds giving for losing my horses?"  The columnist
sucked and breathed out a gust of sweetness.

Says he charged you by mistake for some schooling Raymond Child didn't
do."

That all~'

Says you accused him of stealing and were changing your trainer."

And what's your reaction to that?"

I haven't got one."  He shrugged and sucked contemplatively.  Others...
The con census seems to be it was a genuine mistake and you've been
unreasonable.."  to put it mildly."

I see," I said.  Thanks."

Is that all?  No story?"

No," I said.  Sorry."  He put another peppermint in his mouth, nodded
noncommittally and turned away to more fertile prospects.  As far as he
was concerned, I was last week's news.  Others, this Saturday, were up
for the chop.  I walked thoughtfully down on the Club lawn to watch the
next race.  It really was not much fun being cast as everyone's
villain, and the clincher was delivered by a girl I'd once taken to
Ascot.

Steven dear," she said with coquettish reproof, you're a big rich
bully.  That poor boy's struggling to make ends meet.  Even if he did
pinch a few quid off you, why get into such a tizz?  So uncool, don't
you think?"

You believe the rich should lie down for Robin Hood?"  What?"

Never mind."  I gave it up and went home.

The evening was a great deal better.  At eight o'clock I collected Miss
Alexandra Ward from an address in Hampstead and took her to dinner in
the red and gold grill room of the Cafe Royal.  Seen again in kinder
light, properly warm and not blown to rags by the wind, she was
everything last week's glimpse had suggested.  She wore the same long
black skirt, the same cream shirt, the same cream silk shawl.  Also the
gold sandals, gold mesh purse and no gloves.  But her brown hair was
smooth and shining, her skin glowing, her eyes bright, and over all lay
the indefinable extra, a typically American brand of grooming.  She
opened the door herself when I rang the bell and for an appreciable
pause we simply looked at each other.  What she saw was, I supposed,
about six feet of solidly built chap, dark hair, dark eyes, no warts to
speak of.  Tidy, clean, house-trained and dressed in a conventional
dinner jacket.

Good evening," I said.

She smiled, nodded as if endorsing a decision, stepped out through the
door, and pulled it shut behind her.

My sister lives here," she said, indicating the house.  I'm on a visit.
She~ s married to an Englishman.~ I opened the car door for her.  She
sat smoothly inside, and I started the engine and drove off.

A visit from the States?"  I asked.

Yes.  From Westchester... outside New York."

Executive ladder-climbing country?"  I said, smiling.  She gave me a
quick sideways glance.  You know Westchester?"

No.  Been to New York a few times, that's all."  We stopped at some
traffic lights.  She remarked that it was a fine night.  I agreed.

Are you married?"  she said abruptly.

Did you bring the flyer?"

Yes, I did."

Well... No, I'm not."  The light changed to green.  We drove on.

Are you truthful?"  she said.

In that respect, yes.  Not married now.  Never have been."

I like to know," she said with mild apology.

I don't blame you."

For the sakes of the wives."

Yes."  I pulled up in due course in front of the cafe Royal at
Piccadilly Circus, and helped her out of the car.  As we went in she
looked back and saw a small thin man taking my place in the driving
seat.

He works for me," I said.  He'll park the car."  She looked amused.  He
waits around to do that?"

On overtime, Saturday nights."

So he likes it?"

Begs me to take out young ladies.  Other times I do my own parking." 
In the full light inside the hall she stopped for another straight look
at what she'd agreed to dine with.

What do you expect of me?"  she said.

Before I collected you, I expected honesty, directness and prickles.
Now that I've known you for half an hour I expect prickles, directness
and honesty."  She smiled widely, the white teeth shining and little
pouches of fun swelling her lower eyelids.

That isn't what I meant."

No... So what do you expect of me?"

Thoroughly gentlemanly conduct and a decent dinner."

How dull."

Take it or leave it.

The bar," I said, pointing, is over there.  I take it."  She gave me
another flashing smile, younger sister to the first, and moved where
I'd said.  She drank vodka martini, I drank scotch, and we both ate a
few black olives and spat out the stones genteelly into fists.

Do you usually pick up girls in the street?"  she said.

Only when they fall."

Fallen girls?"  I laughed.  Not those, no."

What do you do for a living?"  I took a mouthful of scotch.  I'm a sort
of engineer."  It sounded boring.

Bridges and things?"

Nothing so permanent or important."

What then?"  I smiled wryly.  I make toys."

You make... what?"

Toys.  Things to play with."

I know what toys are, damn it."

What do you do?"  I asked, In Westchester."  She gave me an amused
glance over her glass.  You take it for granted that I work?"

You have the air."

I cook, then."

Hamburgers and French fries?"  Her eyes gleamed.  Weddings and stuff.
Parties."

A lady caterer."  She nodded.  With a girl friend.  Millie."

When do you go back?"

Thursday."  Thursday suddenly seemed rather close.  After a noticeable
pause she added almost defensively, It's Christmas, you see.  We've a
lot of work then and around New Year.  Millie couldn't do it all
alone."

Of course not."  We went into dinner and ate smoked trout and steak
wrapped in pastry.  She read the menu from start to finish with
professional interest and checked with the head waiter the ingredients
of two or three dishes.

So many things are different over here," she explained.  She knew
little about wine.  I guess I drink it when I'm given it, but I've a
better palate for spirits."  The wine waiter looked sceptical, but she
wiped that look off his face later by correctly identifying the brandy
he brought with the coffee as Armagnac.

Where is your toy factory?"  she asked.

I don't have a factory."

But you said you made toys."

Yes, I do."  She looked disbelieving.  You don't mean you actually make
them.  I mean, with your own hands?"  I smiled.  Yes."

But..."  She looked round the velvety room with the thought showing as
clear as spring water: if I worked with my hands how could I afford
such a place.

I don't often make them," I said.  Most of the time I go to the
races."

Okay," she said.  I give in.  You've got me hooked.  Explain the
mystery."

Have some more coffee."

Mr.  Scott..."  She stopped.  That sounds silly, doesn't it?"

Yes, Miss Ward, it does."

Steven..."

Much better.

My mother calls me Alexandra, Millie calls me Al.  Take your pick."

Allie?"

For God's sakes."

I invent toys," I said.  I patent them.  Other people manufacture them.
I collect royalties."

Oh."

Does oh mean enlightenment, fascination, or boredom to death ?~

It means oh how extraordinary, oh how interesting, and oh I never knew
people did things like that."

Quite a lot do."

Did you invent Monopoly?"  I laughed.  Unfortunately not."

But that sort of thing?"

Mechanical toys, mostly."

How odd..."  She stopped, thinking better of saying what was in her
mind.  I knew the reaction well, so I finished the sentence for her.

How odd for a grown man to spend his life in toy land

You said it."

Children's minds have to be fed."

She considered it.  And the next bunch of leaders are children
today?"

You rate it too high.  The next lot of parents, teachers, louts and
layabouts are children today."

And you are fired with missionary zeal?"

All the way to the bank."

Cynical."

Better than pompous."

More honest," she agreed.  Her eyes smiled in the soft light, half
mocking, half friendly, greeny-grey and shining, the whites ultra
white.  There was nothing wrong with the design of her eyebrows.  Her
nose was short and straight, her mouth curved up at the corners, and
her cheeks had faint hollows in the right places.  Assembled, the
components added up not to a standard type of beauty, but to a face of
character and vitality.  Part of the story written, I thought.  Lines
of good fortune, none of discontent.  No anxiety, no inner confusion. A
good deal of self assurance, knowing she looked attractive and had
succeeded in the job she'd chosen.  Definitely not a virgin: a girl's
eyes were always different, after.

Are all your days busy," I asked, Between now and Thursday?"

There are some minutes here and there."

Tomorrow?"  She smiled and shook her head.  Not a chink tomorrow.
Monday if you like."

I'll collect you," I said.  Monday morning, at ten."  Rupert Ramsey's
voice on the telephone sounded resigned rather than welcoming.

Yes, of course, do come down to see your horses, if you'd like to.  Do
you know the way?"  He gave me directions which proved easy to follow,
and at eleven thirty, Sunday morning, I drove through his white painted
stone gate posts and drew up in the large gravel led area before his
house.  He lived in a genuine Georgian house, simple in design, with
large airy rooms and elegant plaster-worked ceilings.  Nothing
self-consciously antique about the furnishings: all periods mingled
together in a working atmosphere that was wholly modern.  Rupert
himself was about forty-five, intensely energetic under a misleadingly
languid exterior.  His voice drawled slightly.  I knew him only by
sight and it was to all intents the first time we had met.

How do you do?"  He shook hands.  Care to come into my office?"  I
followed him through the white painted front door, across the large
square hall and into the room he called his office, but which was
furnished entirely as a sitting room except for a dining table which
served as a desk, and a grey filing cabinet in one corner.

Do sit down."  He indicated an armchair.  Cigarette?"  Don't smoke."

Wise man."  He smiled as if he didn't really think so and lit one for
himself.

Energise," he said, is showing signs of having had a hard race."

But he won easily," I said.

It looked that way, certainly."  He inhaled, breathing out through his
nose.  All the same, I'm not too happy about him."

In what way?"

He needs building up.  We'll do it, don't you fear.  But he looks a bit
thin at present."

How about the other two?"

Dial's jumping out of his skin.  Ferryboat needs a lot of work yet."

I don't think Ferryboat likes racing any more."  The cigarette paused
on its way to his mouth.

Why do you say that?"  he asked.

He's had three races this autumn.  I expect you'll have looked up his
form.  He's run badly every time.  Last year he was full of enthusiasm
and won three times out of seven starts, but the last of them took a
lot of winning.."  and Raymond Child cut him raw with his whip ... and
during the summer out at grass Ferryboat seems to have decided that if
he gets too near the front he's in for a beating, so it's only good
sense not to get near the front.."  and he consequently isn't trying."
He drew deeply on the cigarette, giving himself time.

Do you expect me to get better results than Jody?"

With Ferryboat, or in general?"

Let's say... both."  I smiled.  I don't expect much from Ferryboat.
Dial's a novice, an unknown quantity.  Energise might win the Champion
Hurdle."

You didn't answer my question," he said pleasantly.

No... I expect you to get different results from Jody.  Will that
do?"

I'd very much like to know why you left him."

Disagreements over money," I said.  Not over the way he trained the
horses."  He tapped ash off with the precision that meant his mind was
elsewhere.  When he spoke, it was slowly.

Were you always satisfied with the way your horses ran?"  The question
hovered delicately in the air, full of inviting little traps.  He
looked up suddenly and met my eyes and his own widened with
comprehension.  I see you understand what I'm asking."

Yes.  But I can't answer.  Jody says he will sue me for slander if I
tell people why I left him, and I've no reason to doubt him."

That remark in itself is a slander."

Indubitably."  He got cheerfully to his feet and stubbed out the
cigarette.  A good deal more friendliness seeped into his manner.

Right then, Let's go out and look at your horses."  We went out into
his yard, which showed prosperity at every turn.  The thin cold
December sun shone on fresh paint, wall-to-wall tarmac, tidy flower
tubs and well-kept stable lads.  There was none of the clutter I was
accustomed to at Jody's; no brooms leaning against walls, no rugs,
rollers, brushes and bandages lying in ready heaps, no straggles of hay
across the swept ground.  Jody liked to give owners the impression that
work was being done, that care for the horses was non-stop.  Rupert, it
seemed, preferred to tuck the sweat and toil out of sight.  Atiody's,
the muck heap was always with you.  At Rupert's it was invisible.

Dial is here."

We stopped at a box along a row outside the main quadrangle, and with
an unobtrusive flick of his fingers Rupert summoned a lad hovering
twenty feet away.

This is Donny," he said.  Looks after Dial."  I shook hands with Donny,
a young tough-looking boy of about twenty with unsmiling eyes and a
you-can't-con-me expression.  From the look he directed first at Rupert
and then later at the horse I gathered that this was his overall
attitude to life, not an announcement of no confidence in me
personally.  When we'd looked at and admired the robust little chestnut
I tried Donny with a flyer.  It raised a nod of thanks, but no smile.
Further along the same row stood Ferryboat, looking out on the world
with a lack-lustre eye and scarcely shifting from one leg to the other
when we went into his box.  His lad, in contrast to Donny, gave him an
indulgent smile, and accepted his gift from me with a beam.

Energise is in the main yard," Rupert said, leading the way.  Across in
the corner."  When we were half way there two other cars rolled up the
drive and disgorged a collection of men in sheepskin coats and ladies
in furs and jangly bracelets.  They saw Rupert and waved and began to
stream into the yard.  Rupert said, I'll show you Energise in just a
moment."

It's all right," I said.  You tell me which box he's in.  I'll look at
him myself.  You see to your other owners."

Number fourteen, then.  I'll be with you again shortly."  I nodded and
walked on to number fourteen.  Unbolted the door.  Went in.  The
near-black horse was tied up inside.  Ready, I supposed, for my visit.
Horse and I looked at each other.  My old friend, I thought.  The only
one of them all with whom I'd ever had any real contact.  I talked to
him, as in the horse box looking guiltily over my shoulder at the open
door, for fear someone should hear me and think me nuts.  I could see
at once why Rupert had been unhappy about him.  He looked thinner.  All
that crashing about in the horse box could have done him no good. 
Across the yard I could see Rupert talking to the newcomers and
shepherding them to their horses.  Owners came en masse on Sunday
mornings.  I was content to stay where I was.  I spent probably twenty
minutes with my black horse, and he instilled in me some very strange
ideas.  Rupert came back hurrying and apologising.  You're still
here... I'm so sorry."

Don't be," I assured him.

Come into the house for a drink."

I'd like to."  We joined the other owners and returned to his office
for lavish issues of gin and scotch.  Drinks for visiting owners
weren't allowable as a business expense for tax purposes unless the
visiting owners were foreign.  Jody had constantly complained of it to
all and sundry while accepting cases of the stuff from me with casual
nods. Rupert poured generously and dropped no hints, and I found it a
refreshing change.  The other owners were excitedly making plans for
the Christmas meeting at.  Kempton Park.  Rupert made introductions,
explaining that Energise, too, was due to run there in the Christmas
Hurdle.

Mter the way he won at Sandown," remarked one of the sheepskin coats,
he must be a castiron certainty."  I glanced at Rupert for an opinion
but he was busy with bottles and glasses.

I hope so," I said.  The sheepskin coat nodded sagely.

His wife, a cosy-looking lady who had shed her ocelot and now stood
five-feet-nothing in bright green wool, looked from him to me in
puzzlement.

But George honey, Energise is trained by that nice young man with the
pretty little wife.  You know, the one who introduced us to Ganser
Mays."  She smiled happily and appeared not to notice the pole-axed
state of her audience.  I must have stood immobile for almost a minute
while the implications fizzed around my brain, and during that time the
conversation between George-honey and the bright green wool had flowed
on into the chances of their own chaser in a later race.  I dragged
them back.

Excuse me," I said, but I didn't catch your names."

George Vine," said the sheepskin coat, holding out a chunky hand, and
my wife, Poppet."

Steven Scott," I said.

Glad to know you."  He gave his empty glass to Rupert, who amiably
refilled it with gin and tonic.  Poppet doesn't read the racing news
much, so she wouldn't know you've left Jody Leeds."

Did you say," I asked carefully, that Jody Leeds introduced you to
Ganser Mays?"

Oh no' Poppet said, smiling.  His wife did."

That's right," George nodded.  Bit of luck."

You see," Poppet explained conversationally, the prices on the Tote are
sometimes so awfully small and it's all such a lottery isn't it?  I
mean, you never know really what you're going to get for your money,
like you do with the bookies."

Is that what she said?"  I asked.

Who?  Oh... Jody Leeds' wife.  Yes, that's right, she did.  I'd just
been picking up my winnings on one of our horses from the Tote, you
see, and she was doing the same at the next window, the Late-Pay window
that was, and she said what a shame it was that the Tote was only
paying three to one when the bookies' starting price was five to one,
and I absolutely agreed with her, and we just sort of stood there
chatting.  I told her that only last week we had bought the steeple
chaser which had just won and it was our first ever racehorse, and she
was so interested and explained that she was a trainer's wife and that
sometimes when she got tired of the Tote paying out so little she bet
with a bookie.  I said I didn't like pushing along the rows with all
those men shoving and shouting and she laughed and said she meant one
on the rails, so you could just walk up to them and not go through to
the bookies' enclosure at all.  But of course you have to know them, I
mean, they have to know you, if you see what I mean.  And neither
George nor I knew any of them, as I explained to Mrs.  Leeds." She
stopped to take a sip of gin.  I listened in fascination.  Well," she
went on, Mrs.  Leeds sort of hesitated and then I got this great idea
of asking her if she could possibly introduce us to her bookie on the
rails."

And she did?"

She thought it was a great idea."  She would.

So we collected George and she introduced us to dear Ganser Mays. And,"
she finished triumphantly, he gives us much better odds than the Tote."
 George Vine nodded several times in agreement.

Trouble is," he said, you know what wives are, she bets more than
ever."

George honey."  A token protest only.

You know you do, love."

It isn't worth doing in sixpences," she said smiling.  You never win
enough that way.~

He patted her fondly on the shoulder and said man-to-man to me, When
Ganser Mays' account comes, if she's won, she takes the winnings, and
if she's lost, I pay."  Poppet smiled happily.  George honey, you're
sweet."

Which do you do most?"  I asked her.  Win or lose?"  She made a face.
Now that's a naughty question, Mr.  Scott."

Next morning, ten o'clock to the second, I collected Allie from
Hampstead.  Seen in daylight for the first time she was sparkling as
the day was rotten.  I arrived at her door with a big black umbrella
holding off slanting sleet, and she opened it in a neat white
mackintosh and knee-high black bbots.  Her hair bounced with new
washing, and the bloom on her skin had nothing to do with Max Factor. 
I tried a gentlemanly kiss on the cheek.  She smelled of fresh flowers
and bath soap.

Gdod morning," I said.  She chuckled.  You English are so formal."

Not always.~ She sheltered under the umbrella down the path to the car
and sat inside with every glossy hair dry and in place.

Where are we going?"

Fasten your lap straps," I said.  To Newmarket."

Newmarket?"

To look at horses."  I let in the clutch and pointed the Lamborghini
roughly north-east.

I might have guessed."  I grinned.  Is there anything you'd really
rather do?"

I've visited three museums, four picture galleries, six churches, one
Tower of London, two Houses of Parliament and seven theatres."

In how long?"  Sixteen days."

High time you saw some real life."  The white teeth flashed.  If you'd
lived with my two small nephews for sixteen days you couldn't wait to
get away from it."

Your sister s children?"  She nodded.  Ralph and William.  Little
devils."

What do they play with?"  She was amused.  The toy maker's market
research?"

The customer is always right."  We crossed the North Circular road and
took the Ai towards Baldock.

Ralph dresses up a doll in soldier's uniforms and William makes forts
on the stairs and shoots dried beans at anyone going up."

Healthy aggressive stuff."

When I was little I hated being given all those educational things that
were supposed to be good for you."  I smiled.  It's well known there
are two sorts of toys.  The ones that children like and the ones their
mothers buy.  Guess which there are more of?"

You're cynical."

So I'm often told," I said.  It isn't true."  The wipers worked
overtime against the sleet on the windscreen and I turned up the
heater.  She sighed with what appeared to be contentment.  The car
purred easily across Cambridgeshire and into Suffolk, and the ninety
minute journey seemed short.  It wasn't the best of weather but even in
July the stable I'd chosen for my three young flat racers would have
looked depressing. There were two smallish quadrangles side by side,
built tall and solid in Edwardian brick.  All the doors were painted a
dead dull dark brown. No decorations, no flowers, no grass, no gaiety
of spirit in the whole place.  Like many Newmarket yards it led
straight off the street and was surrounded by houses.  Allie looked
around without enthusiasm and put into words exactly what I was
thinking.

It looks more like a prison."  Bars on the windows of~he boxes.  Solid
ten foot tall gates at the road entrance.  Jagged glass set in concrete
along the top of the boundary wall.  Padlocks swinging on every bolt on
every door in sight.  All that was missing was a uniformed figure with
a gun, and maybe they had those too, on occasion.  The master of all
this security proved pretty dour himself.  Trevor Kennet shook hands
with a smile that looked an unaccustomed effort for the muscles
involved and nvited us into the stable office out of the rain.  A bare
room; linoleum, scratched metal furniture, strip lighting b and piles
of paper work.  The contrast between this and the grace of Rupert
Ramsey was remarkable.  A pity I had taken Allie to the wrong one.

They've settled well, your horses."  His voice dared me to disagree.

Splendid," I said mildly.

You'll want to see them, I expect."  As I'd come from London to do so,
I felt his remark silly.

They're doing no work yet, of course."

No," I agreed.  The last Flat season had finished six weeks ago.  The
next lay some three months ahead.  No owner in his senses would have
expected his Flat horses to be in full work in December.  Trevor Kennet
had a genius for the obvious.

It's raining," he said.  Bad day to come."  Allie and I were both
wearing macs, and I carried the umbrella.  He looked lengthily at these
preparations and finally shrugged.

Better come on, then."  He himself wore a raincoat and a droopy hat
that had suffered downpours for years.  He led the way out of the
office and across the first quadrangle with Allie and me close under my
umbrella behind him.  He flicked the bolts on one of the dead chocolate
doors and pulled both halves open.

Wrecker," he said.  We went into the box.  Wrecker moved hastily away
across the peat which covered the floor, a leggy bay yearling colt with
a nervous disposition.  Trevor Kennet made no effort to reassure him
but stood four square looking at him with an assessing eye.  Jody for
all his faults had been good with young stock, fondling them and
talking to them with affection.  I thought I might have chosen badly,
sending Wrecker here.

He needs a gentle lad," I said.  Kennet's expression was open scorn.
Doesn't do to mollycoddle them.  Soft horses win nothing."  End of
conversation.  We went out into the rain and he slammed the bolts home.
Four boxes further along he stopped again.

Hermes."  Again the silent appraisal.  Hermes, from the experience of
two full racing seasons, could look at humans without anxiety and
merely stared back.  Ordinary to look at, he had won several races in
masterly fashion.."  and lost every time I'd seriously backed him.
Towards the end of the Flat season he had twice trailed in badly
towards the rear of the field.  Too much racing, Jody had said.  Needed
a holiday.

What do you think of him?"  I asked.

He's eating well," Kennet said.  I waited for more, but nothing came.
After a short pause we trooped out again into the rain and more or less
repeated the whole depressing procedure in the box of my third colt,
Bubbleglass.  I had great hopes of Bubbleglass.  A late-developing
two-year-old, he had run only once so far, and without much
distinction.  At three, though, he might be fun.  He had grown and
filled out since I'd seen him last.  When I said so, Kennet remarked
that it was only to be expected.  We all went back to the office,
Kennet offered us coffee and looked relieved when I said we'd better be
going.

What an utterly dreary place," Allie said, as we drove away.

Designed to discourage owners from calling too often, I dare say."  She
was surprised.  Do you mean it?"

Some trainers think owners should pay their bills and shut up."

That's crazy."  I glanced sideways at her.  She said positively, If I
was spending all that dough, I'd sure expect to be welcomed."

Biting the hand that feeds is a national sport."

You're all nuts."

How about some lunch?"  We stopped at a pub which did a fair job for a
Monday, and in the afternoon drove comfortably back to London.  AJlie
made no objections when I pulled up outside my own front door and
followed me in through it with none of the prickly reservations I'd
feared.  I lived in the two lower floors of a tall narrow house in
Prince Alt~crt Road overlooking Regent's Park.  At street level,
garage, cloakroom, workshop.  Upstairs, bed, bath,

kitchen and sitting-room, the last with a balcony half as big as
itself.  I switched on lights and led the way.

A bachelor's pad if ever I saw one," Allie said, looking around her.
Not a frill in sight."  She walked across and looked out through the
sliding glass wall to the balcony.

Don't you just hate all that traffic?"  Cars drove incessantly along
the road below, yellow sidelights shining through the glistening
rain.

I quite like it," I said.  In the summer I practically live out there
on the balcony.., breathing in great lungfuls of exhaust fumes and
waiting for the clouds to roll away."  She laughed, unbuttoned her mac
and took it off.  The red dress underneath looked as unruffled as it
had at lunch.  She was the one splash of bright colour in that room of
creams and browns, and she was feminine enough to know it.

Drink?"  I suggested.

It's a bit early..."  She looked around her as if she had expected to
see more than sofas and chairs.  Don't you keep any of your toys
here?"

In the workshop," I said.  Downstairs."

I'd love to see them."

All right."  We went down to the hall again and turned towards the back
of the house.  I opened the civilised wood-panelled door which led
straight from carpet to concrete, from white collar to blue, from
champagne to tea breaks.  The familiar smell of oil and machinery
waited there in the dark.  I switched on the stark bright lights and
stood aside for her to go through.

But it is... a factory."  She sounded astonished.

/

What did you expect?"

Oh, I don't know.  Something much smaller, I guess.  The workshop was
fifty feet long and was the reason I

had bought the house on my twenty-third birthday with money I had
earned myself.  Selling off the three top floors had given me enough
back to construct my own first floor flat, but the heart of the matter
lay here, legacy of an old-fashioned light engineering firm that had
gone bust.  The pulley system that drove nearly the whole works from
one engine was the original, even if now powered by electricity instead
of steam, and although I had replaced one or two and added another, the
old machines still worked well.

Explain it to me," Allie said.

Well... this electric engine here..."  I showed her its compact
floor-mounted shape..... drives that endless belt, which goes up there
round that big wheel."

Yes."  She looked up where I pointed.

The wheel is fixed to that long shaft which stretches right down the
workshop, near the ceiling.  When it rotates, it drives all those other
endless belts going down to the machines.  Look, I'll show you."  I
switched on the electric motor and immediately the big belt from it
turned the wheel, which rotated the shaft, which set the other belts
circling from the shaft down to

FII

the machines.  The only noises were the hum of the engines, the gentle
whine of the spinning shaft and the soft slapping of the belts.

It looks alive," Allie said.  How do you make the machines work?"

Engage a sort of gear inside the belt, then the belt revolves the
spindle of the machine."

Like a sewing machine," Allie said.

More or less."  We walked down the row.  She wanted to know what job
each did, and I told her.

That's a milling machine, for flat surfaces.  That's a speed lathe; I
use that for wood as well as metal.  That tiny lathe came from a
watchmaker for ultra fine work.  That's a press.  That's a polisher.
That's a hacksaw.  And that's a drilling machine; it bores holes
downwards."  I turned round and pointed to the other side of the
workshop.

That big one on its own is an engine lathe, for heavier jobs.  It has
its own electric power."

It's incredible.  All this."

Just for toys?"

Well..."

These machines are all basically simple.  They just save a lot of
time."

Do toys have to be so... well... accurate?"

I mostly make the prototypes in metal and wood.  Quite often they reach
the shops in plastic, but unless the engineering's right in the first
place the toys don't work very well, and break easily."

Where do you keep them?"  She looked around at the bare well-swept area
with no work in sight.

Over there.  In the right-hand cupboard."  I went over with her and
opened the big double doors.  She pulled them wider with outstretched
arms.

Oh!"  She looked utterly astounded.  She stood in front of the shelves
with her mouth open and her eyes staring, just like a child.

Oh," she said again, as if she could get no breath to say anything
else.  Oh... They're the Rola toys!"

Yes, that's right."

Why didn't you say so?"

Habit, really.  I never do."  She gave me a smile without turning her
eyes away from the bright coloured rows in the cupboard.  Do so many
people ask for free samples?"

It's just that I get tired of talking about them."

But I played with them myself."  She switched her gaze abruptly in my
direction, looking puzzled.  I had a lot of them in the States ten or
twelve years ago."  Her voice plainly implied that I was too young to
have made those.

I was only fifteen when I did the first one," I explained.  I had an
uncle who had a workshop in his garage.."  he was a welder, himseffi
He'd shown me how to use tools from the time I was six.  He was pretty
shrewd.  He made me take out patents before I showed my idea to anyone,
and he raised and lent me the money to pay for them."

Pay?"

Patents are expensive and you have to take out one for each different
country, if you don't want your idea pinched.  Japan, I may say,~ costs
the most."

Good heavens."  She turned back to the cupboard, put out her hand and
lifted out the foundation of all my fortunes, the merry-go-round.

I had the carousel," she said.  Just like this, but different colours."
She twirled the centre spindle between finger and thumb so that the
platform revolved and the little horses rose and fell on their poles. I
simply can't believe it."  She put the merry-go-round back in its slot
and one by one lifted out several of the others, exclaiming over old
friends and investigating the strangers.  Do you have a Rola-base down
here?"

Sure," I said, lifting it from the bottom of the cupboard.  Oh do let
me... please?"  She was as excited as if she'd still been little.  I
carried the base over to the workbench and laid it there, and she came
over with four of the toys.  The Rola-base consisted of a large flat
box, in this case two feet square by six inches deep, though several
other sizes had been made.  From one side protruded a handle for
winding, and one had to have that side of the Rola-base aligned with
the edge of the table, so that winding was possible.  Inside the box
were the rollers which gave the toy its phonetic Rola name; wide
rollers carrying a long flat continuous belt inset with many rows of
side way facing cogwheel teeth.  In the top of the box were
corresponding rows of holes: dozens of holes altogether.  Each of the
separate mechanical toys, like the merry-go-round and a hundred others,
had a central spindle which protruded down from beneath the toy and was
grooved like a cogwheel.  When one slipped any spindle through any hole
it engaged on the belt of cog teeth below, and when one turned the
single handle in the Rola-base, the wide belt of cog teeth moved
endlessly round and all the spindles rotated and all the toys performed
their separate tasks.  A simple locking device on the base of each toy
engaged with stops by each hole to prevent the toy rotating as a whole.
Allie had brought the carousel and the roller-coaster from the
fairground set, and a cow from the farm set, and the firing tank from
the army set.  She slotted the spindles through random holes and turned
the handle.  The merry-go-round went round and round, the trucks went
up and down the roller-coaster, the cow nodded its head and swished its
tail, and the tank rotated with sparks coming out of its gun barrel.
She laughed with pleasure.

I don't believe it.  I simply don't believe it.  I never dreamt you
could have made the Rola toys."

I've made others, though."

What sort?"

Um... the latest in the shops is a coding machine.  It's doing quite
well this Christmas."

You don't mean the Secret Coder?"

Yes."  I was surprised she knew of it.

Do show me.  My sister's giving one each to the boys, but they were
already gift-wrapped."  So I showed her the coder, which looked like
providing me with racehorses for some time to come, as a lot of people
besides children had found it compulsive.  The new adult version was
much more complicated but also much more expensive, which somewhat
increased the royalties.  From the outside the children's version
looked like a box, smaller than a shoe box, with a sloping top surface.
Set in this were letter keys exactly like a conventional typewriter,
except that there were no numbers, no punctuations and no space bar.

How does it work?"  Allie asked.

You type your message and it comes out in code."

Just like that?"

Try it."  She gave me an amused look, turned so that I couldn't see her
fingers, and with one hand expertly typed about twenty-five letters.
From the end of the box a narrow paper strip emerged, with letters
typed on it in groups of five.

What now?"

Tear the strip off," I said.  She did that.  It's like ticker-tape,"
she said.

It is.  Same size, anyway."  She held it out to me.  I looked at it and
came as close to blushing as I'm ever likely to.

Can you read it just like that?"  she exclaimed.  Some coder, if you
can read it at a glance."

I invented the damn thing," I said.  I know it by heart."

How does it work?"

There's a cylinder inside with twelve complete alphabets on it, each
arranged in a totally random manner and all different.  You set this
dial here... see," I showed her, to any numbers from one to twelve.
Then you type your message.  Inside, the keys don't print the letter
you press on the outside, but the letter that's aligned with it inside.
There's an automatic spring which jumps after every five presses, so
the message comes out in groups of five."

It's fantastic.  My sister says the boys have been asking for them for
weeks.  Lots of children they know have them, all sending weird secret
messages all over the place and driving their mothers wild."

You can make more involved codes by feeding the coded message through
again, or backwards," I said.  Or by switching the code number every
few letters.  All the child receiving the message needs to know is the
numbers he has to set on his own dial."

How do I decode this?"

Put that tiny lever.."  there.."  down instead of up, and just type the
coded message.  It will come out as it went in, except still in groups
of five letters, of course.  Try it."  She herself looked confused. 
She screwed up the tape and laughed, I guess I don't need to."

Would you like one?"  I asked diffidently.

I sure would."

Blue or red?"

Red."  In another cupboard I had a pile of manufactured coders packed
like those in the shops.  I opened one of the cartons, checked that the
contents had a bright red plastic casing and handed it over.

If you write me a Christmas message," she said, I'll expect it in code
number four."

I took her out to dinner again as I was on a bacon-and-egg level myself
as a cook, and she was after all on holiday to get away from the
kitchen.  There was nothing new in taking a girl to dinner.  Nothing
exceptional, I supposed, in Allie herself.  I liked her directness, her
naturalness.  She was supremely easy to be with, not interpreting
occasional silences as personal insults, not coy or demanding, nor
sexually a tease.  Not a girl of hungry intellect, but certainly of
good sense.  That wasn't all, of course.  The spark which attracts one
person to another was there too, and on her side also, I thought.  I
drove her back to Hampstead and stopped outside her sister's house.

Tomorrow?"  I said.  She didn't answer directly.  I go home on
Thursday."

I know.  What time is your flight?"

Not till the evening.  Six-thirty."

Can I drive you to the airport?"

I could get my sister... I'd like to."

Okay."  We sat in a short silence.

Tomorrow," she said finally.  I guess... If you like."

Yes."  She nodded briefly, opened the car door, and spoke over her
shoulder.  Thank you for a fascinating day."  She was out on the
pavement before I could get round to help her.  She smiled.  Purring
and contented, as far as I could judge.

Good night."  She held out her hand.  I took it, and at the same time
leant down and kissed her cheek.  We looked at each other, her hand
still in mine.  One simply cannot waste such opportunities.  I repeated
the kiss, but on her lips.

She kissed as I'd expected, with friendliness and reservations.  I
kissed her twice more on the same terms.

Good night," she said again, smiling.  I watched her wave before she
shut her sister's front door, and drove home wishing she were still
with me.  When I got back I went into the workshop and retrieved the
screwed up piece of code she'd thrown in the litter bin.  Smoothing it,
I read the jumbled up letters again.  No mistake.  Sorted out, the
words were still a pat on the ego.  The toy man is as great as his
toys.  I put the scrap of paper in my wallet and went upstairs to bed
feeling the world's biggest fool.  On Wednesday morning Charlie
Canterfield telephoned at seven-thirty.  I stretched a hand sleepily
out of bed and groped for the receiver.

Hullo?"

Where the hell have you been?"  Charlie said.  I've been trying your
number since Sunday morning."

Out."

I know that."  He sounded more amused than irritated.  Look.."  can you
spare me some time today?"

All of it, if you like."  My generosity was solely due to the
unfortunate fact that Allie had felt bound to spend her last full day
with her sister, who had bought tickets and made plans.  I had gathered
that she'd only given me Monday and Tuesday at the expense of her other
commitments, so I couldn't grumble.  Tuesday had been even better than
Monday, except for ending in exactly the same way.

This morning will do," Charlie said.  Nine-thirty?"

Okay.  Amble along."

I want to bring a friend."

Fine.  Do you know how to get here?"

A taxi will find it," Charlie said and disconnected.  Charlie's friend
turned out to be a large man of Charlie's age with shoulders like a
docker and language to match.

Bert Huggerneck," Charlie said, making introductions.  Bert Huggerneck
crunched my bones in his muscular hand.  Any friend of Charlie's is a
friend of mine," he said, but with no warmth or conviction.

Come upstairs," I said.  Coffee?  Or breakfast?"

Coffee," Charlie said.  Bert Huggerneck said he didn't mind, which
proved in the end to be bacon and tomato ketchup on toast twice, with
curried baked beans on the side.  He chose the meal himself from my
meagre store cupboard and ate with speed and relish.

Not a bad bit of bleeding nosh," he observed, considering."

Considering what?"  I asked.  He gave me a sharp look over a
well-filled fork and made a gesture embracing both the flat and its
neighbourhood. Considering you must be a rich bleeding capitalist,
living here."  He pronounced it capitalist , and clearly considered it
one of the worst of insults.

Come off it," Charlie said amiably.  His breeding's as impeccable as
yours and mine."

Huh."  Total disbelief didn't stop Bert Huggerneck accepting more
toast.  Got any jam?"  he said.

Sorry."  He made do with half a jar of marmalade.

What's that about breeding?"  he said suspiciously to Charlie.
Capitalists are all snobs."

His grandfather was a mechanic," Charlie said.  Same as mine was a
milkman and yours a nav vie I was amused that Charlie had glossed over
my father and mother, who had been school teacher and nurse.  Far more
respectable to be able to refer to the grandfather mechanic the
welder-uncle and the host of card-carrying cousins.  If politicians of
all sorts searched diligently amongst their antecedents for
proletarianism and denied aristocratic contacts three times before
cockcrow every week-day morning, who was I to spoil the fun?  In truth
the two seemingly divergent lines of manual work and school mastering
had given me the best of both worlds, the ability to use my hands and
the education to design things for them to make.  Money and experience
had done the rest.

I gather Mr.  Huggerneck is here against his will," I observed.

Don't you believe it," Charlie said.  He wants your help."

How does he act if he wants to kick you in the kidneys?"

He wouldn't eat your food."  Fair enough, I thought.  Accept a man's
salt, and you didn't boot him.  Times hadn't collapsed altogether where
that still held good.  We were sitting round the kitchen table with
Charlie smoking a cigarette and using his saucer as an ashtray and me
wondering what he considered so urgent.  Bert wiped his plate with a
spare piece of toast and washed that down with coffee.

What's for lunch?"  he said.  I took it as it was meant, as thanks for
breakfast.

Bert," said Charlie, coming to the point, is a bookie's clerk."

Hold on," Bert said.  Not is.  Was."

Was," Charlie conceded, and will be again.  But at the moment the firm
he worked for is bankrupt."

The boss went spare," Bert said, nodding.  The bums come and took away
all the bleeding office desks and that."

And all the bleeding typists?"

Here," said Bert, his brows suddenly lifting as a smile forced itself
at last into his eyes.

You're not all bad, then."

Rotten to the core," I said.  Go on."

Well, see, the boss got all his bleeding sums wrong, or like he said,
his mathematical computations were based on a misconception."

Like the wrong horse won?"  Bert's smile got nearer.  Cotton on quick,
don't you?  A whole bleeding row of wrong horses.  Here, see, I've been
writing for him for bleeding years.  All the big courses, he has..,
well, he had.."  a pitch in Tatt's and down in the Silver Ring too, and
I've been writing for him myself most of the time, for him personally,
see?"

Yes."  Bookmakers always took a clerk to record all bets as they were
made.  A bookmaking firm of any size sent out a team of two men or more
to every allowed enclosure at most race meetings in their area: the
bigger the firm, the more meetings they covered.

Well, see, I warned him once or twice there was a leary look to his
book.  See, after bleeding years you get a nose for trouble, don't you?
This last year or so he's made a right bleeding balls-up more than once
and I told him he'd have the bums in if he went on like that, and I was
right, wasn't I?"

What did he say?"

Told me to mind my own bleeding business," Bert said.  But it was my
bleeding business, wasn't it?  I mean, it was my job at stake.  My
livelihood, same as his.  Who's going to pay my HP.  and rent and a few
pints with the lads, I asked him, and he turned round and said not to
worry, he had it all in hand, he knew what he was doing."  His voice
held total disgust.

And he didn't," I remarked.

Of course he bleeding didn't.  He didn't take a blind bit of notice of
what I said.  Bleeding stupid, he was.  Then ten days ago he really
blew it.  Lost a bleeding packet.  The whole works.  All of us got the
push.  No redundancy either.

He's got a bleeding big overdraft in the bank and he's up to the
eyeballs in debt."  I glanced at Charlie who seemed exclusively
interested in the ash on his cigarette.

Why," I asked Bert, did your boss ignore your warnings and rush
headlong over the cliff?"

He didn't jump over no cliff, he's getting drunk every night down the
boozer.~

I meant... Hang on, I get you.  Why did he lose the whole bleeding
works?  Because someone fed him the duff gen, that's my opinion.  Cocky
as all get out, he was, on the way to the races.  Then coming home he
tells me the firm is all washed up and down the bleeding drain.  White
as chalk, he was.  Trembling, sort of.  So I told him I'd warned him
over and over.  And that day I'd warned him too that he was laying too
much on that Energise and not covering himself, and he'd told me all
jolly like to mind my own effing business.  So I reckon someone had
told him Energise was Iixed not to win, but it bleeding did win, and
that's what's done for the firm."  Bert shut his mouth and the silence
was as loud as bells.  Charlie tapped the ash off and smiled.  I
swallowed.

Er..."  I said eventually.

That's only half of it," Charlie said, interrupting smoothly.  Go on,
Bert, tell him the rest."  Bert seemed happy to oblige.  Well, see,
there I was in the boozer Saturday evening.  Last Saturday, not the day
Energise won.  Four days ago, see?  After the bums had been, and all
that.  Well, in walks Charlie like he sometimes does and we had a
couple of jars together, him and me being old mates really on account
of we lived next door to each other when we were kids and he was going
to that la-di-da bleeding Eton and someone had to take him down a peg
or two in the holidays.  So, anyway, there we were in the boozer and I
pour out all my troubles and Charlie says he has another friend who'd
like to hear them, so... well.."  here we are."

What are the other troubles, then?"  I asked.

Oh... Yeah.  Well, see, the boss had a couple of betting shops. Nothing
fancy, just a couple of betting shops in Windsor and Staines, see.  The
office, now, where the bailiffs came and took everything, that was
behind the shop in Staines.  So there's the boss holding his head and
wailing like a siren because all his bleeding furniture's on its way
out, when the phone rings.  Course by this time the phone's down on the
floor because the desk it was on is out on the pavement.  So the boss
squats down beside it and there's some geezer on the other end offering
to buy the lease."  He paused more for dramatic effect than breath.

Go on," I said encouragingly.

Manna from Heaven for the boss, that was," said Bert, accepting the
invitation.  See, he'd have had to go on paying the rent for both
places even if they were shut.  He practically fell on the neck of this
geezer in a manner of speaking, and the geezer came round and paid him
in cash on the nail, three hundred smackers, that very morning and the
boss has been getting drunk on it ever since.  A pause.  What line of
business' I asked, is this geezer

Eh?"  said Bert, surprised.  Bookmaking, of course."  Charlie smiled.

I expect you've heard of him," Bert said.  Name of Ganser Mays."  It
was inevitable, I supposed.

In what way," I asked, do you want me to help?"

Huh?"

Charlie said you wanted my help."

Oh that.  I dunno, really.  Charlie just said it might help to tell you
what I'd told him, so I done it."

Did Charlie tell you," I asked, who owns Energise?"

No, Charlie didn't," Charlie said.

What the bleeding hell does it matter who owns it?"  Bert demanded.

I do," I said.  Bert looked from one of us to the other several times.
Various thoughts took their turn behind his eyes, and Charlie and I
waited.

Here," he said at last.  Did you bleeding fix that race?"

The horse ran fair and square, and I backed it on the Tote," I said.

Well, how come my boss thought..."

I've no idea," I said untruthfully.  Charlie lit another cigarette from
the stub of the last.  They were his lungs, after all.

The point is," I said, who gave your boss the wrong information?"

Dunno."  He thought it over, but shook his head.  Dunno."

Could it have been Ganser Mays?"

Blimey!"

Talk about slander," Charlie said.  He'd have you for that."

I merely ask," I said.  I also ask whether Bert knows of any other
small firms which have gone out of business in the same way.~

Blimey," Bert said again, with even more force.  Charlie sighed with
resignation, as if he hadn't engineered the whole morning's chat.

Ganser Mays," I said conversationally, has opened a vast string of
betting shops during the past year or so.  What has happened to the
opposition?"

Down the boozer getting drunk," Charlie said.

Charlie stayed for a while after Bert had gone, sitting more
comfortably in one of my leather armchairs and reverting thankfully to
his more natural self.

Bert's a great fellow," he said.  But I find him tiring."  His Eton
accent, I noticed, had come back in force and I realised with mild
surprise how much he tailored voice and manner to suit his company. The
Charlie Canterfield I knew, the powerful banker smoking a cigar who
thought of a mill on as everyday currency, was not the face he had
shown to Bert Huggerneck.  It occurred to me that of all the people I
had met who had moved from one world to another, Charlie had done it
with most success.  He swam through big business like a fish in water
but he could still feel completely at home with Bert in a way that I,
who had made a less radical journey, could not.

Which is the villain," Charlie asked.  Ganser Mays or Jody Leeds?"

Both."

Equal partners?"  We considered it.  No way of knowing at the moment,"
I said.

At the moment?"  His eyebrows went up.  I smiled slightly.  I thought I
might have a small crack at... would you call it justice?"

The law's a bad thing to take into your own hands."

I don't exactly aim to lynch anyone."

What, then?"  I hesitated.  There's something I ought to check.  I
think I'll do it today.  After that, if I'm right, I'll make a loud
fuss."

Slander actions notwithstanding?"

I don't know."  I shook my head.  It's infuriating."

What are you going to check?"  he asked.

Telephone tomorrow morning and I'll tell you.  Charlie, like Allie,
asked before he left if I would show him where I made the toys.  We
went down to the workshop and found Owen Idris, my general helper, busy
sweeping the tidy floor.

Morning, Owen."

Morning, sir."

This is Mr.  Canterfield, Owen."

Morning, sir."  Owen appeared to have swept without pause but I knew
the swift glance he had given Charlie was as good as a photograph.  My
neat dry little Welsh factotum had a phenomenal memory for faces.

Will you want the car today, sir?"  he said.

This evening."

I'll just change the oil, then."

Fine."

Will you be wanting me for the parking?"  I shook my head.  Not
tonight."

Very good, sir."  He looked resigned.  Any time," he said.  I showed
Charlie the machines but he knew less about engineering than I did
about banking.

Where do you start, in the hands or in the head?"

Head," I said.  Then hands, then head."

So clear.~

I think of something, I make it, I draw it."

Draw it?"

Machine drawings, not an artistic impression."

Blue prints," said Charlie, nodding wisely.

Blue prints are copies... The originals are black on white."

Disillusioning."  I slid open one of the long drawers which held them
and showed him some of the designs.  The fine spidery lines with a key
giving details of materials and sizes of screw threads looked very
different from the bright shiny toys which reached the shops, and
Charlie looked from design to finished article with a slowly shaking
head.

Don't know how you do it."

Training," I said.  Same way that you switch money round ten currencies
in half an hour and end up thousands richer."

Can't do that so much these days," he said gloomily.  He watched me put
designs and toys away.  Don't forget though that my firm can always
find finances for good ideas.~

I won't forget."

There must be a dozen merchant banks," Charlie said, all hoping to be
nearest when you look around for cash."

The manufacturers fix the cash.  I just collect the royalties."  He
shook his head.  You'll never make a million that way.~

I won't get ulcers, either."

No ambition?"

To win the Derby and get even with Jody Leeds."

I arrived at Jody's expensive stable uninvited, quietly, at half past
midnight, and on foot.  The car lay parked half a mile behind me, along
with prudence.  Pale fitful moonlight lit glimpses of the large manor
house with its pedimented front door and rows of uniform windows.  No
lights shone upstairs in the room Jody shared with Felicity, and none
downstairs in the large drawing-room beneath.  The lawn, rough now and
scattered with a few last dead leaves, stretched peacefully from the
house to where I stood hidden in the bushes by the.  gate.  I watched
for a while.  There was no sign of anyone awake or moving, and I hadn't
expected it.  Jody like most six-thirty risers was usually asleep by
eleven at the latest, and telephone calls after ten were answered
brusquely if at all.  On the other hand he had no reservations about
telephoning others in the morning before seven.  He had no patience
with life-patterns unlike his own.  To the right and slightly to the
rear of the house lay the dimly gleaming roofs of the stables.  White
railed paddocks lay around and beyond them, with big planned trees
growing at landscaped corners.  When Berksdown Court had been built,
cost had come second to excellence.  Carrying a large black rubber-clad
torch, unlit, I walked softly up the drive and round towards the
horses.  No dogs barked.  No all-night guards sprang out to ask my
business.  Silence and peace bathed the whole place undisturbed.  My
breath, all the same, came faster.  My heart thumped.  It would be bad
if anyone caught me.  I had tried reassuring myself that Jody would do
me no actual physical harm, but I hadn't found myself convinced. Anger,
as when I'd stood in the path of the horse box was again thrusting me
into risk.  Close to the boxes one could hear little more than from a
distance.  Jody's horses stood on sawdust now that straw prices had
trebled, and made no rustle when they moved.  A sudden equine sneeze
made me jump.  Jody's yard was not a regular quadrangle but a series of
three-sided courts of unequal size and powerful charm.  There were
forty boxes altogether, few enough in any case to support such a lavish
establishment, but since my horses had left I guessed there were only
about twenty inmates remaining.  Jody was in urgent need of another
mug.  He had always economised on labour, reckoning that he and
Felicity between them could do the work of four.  His inexhaustible
energy in fact ensured that no lads stayed in the yard very long as
they couldn't stand the pace.  Since the last so-called head lad had
left in dudgeon because Jody constantly usurped his authority, there
had been no one but Jody himself in charge.  It was unlikely, I
thought, that in present circumstances he would have taken on another
man, which meant that the cottage at the end of the yard would be
empty.  There were at any rate no lights in it, and no anxious figure
came scurrying out to see about the stranger in the night.  I went with
care to the first box in the first court and quietly slid back the
bolts.  Inside stood a large chestnut mare languidly eating hay.  She
turned her face un excitedly in the torchlight.  A big white blaze down
her forehead and nose.  Asphodel.  I shut her door, inching home the
bolts.  Any sharp noise would carry clearly through the cold calm air
and Jody's subconscious ears would never sleep.  The second box
contained a heavy bay gelding with black points, the third a dark
chestnut with one white sock.  I went slowly round the first section of
stables, shining the torch at each horse.  Instead of settling, my
nerves got progressively worse.  I had not yet found what I'd come for,
and every passing minute made discovery more possible.  I was careful
with the torch.  Careful with the bolts.  My breath was shallow.  I
decided I'd make a rotten burglar.  Box number nine, in the next
section, contained a dark brown gelding with no markings.  The next box
housed an undistinguished bay, the next another and the next another.
After that came an almost black horse, with a slightly Arab looking
nose, another very dark horse, and two more bays.  The next three boxes
all contained chestnuts, all unremarkable to my eyes.  The last
inhabited box held the only grey.  I gently shut the door of the grey
and returned to the box of the chestnut next door.  Went inside.  Shone
my torch over him carefully inch by inch.  I came to no special
conclusion except that I didn't know enough about horses.  I'd done all
I could.  Time to go home.  Time for my heart to stop thudding at twice
the speed of sound.  I turned for the door.  Lights came on in a blaze.
Startled I took one step towards the door.  Only one.  Three men
crowded into the opening.  Jody Leeds.  Ganser Mays.  Another man whom
I didn't know, whose appearance scarcely inspired joy and confidence. 
He was large, hard and muscular, and he wore thick leather gloves, a
cloth cap pulled forward and, at two in the morning, sun glasses. 
Whomever they had expected, it wasn't me.  Jody's face held a mixture
of consternation and anger, with the former winning by a mile.

What the bloody hell are you doing here?"  he said.  There was no
possible answer.

He isn't leaving," Ganser Mays said.  The eyes behind the metal rims
were narrowed with ill intent and the long nose protruded sharply like
a dagger.  The urbane manner which lulled the clients while he relieved
them of their cash had turned into the naked viciousness of the
threatened criminal.  Too late to worry that I'd cast myself in the
role of threat.

What?"  Jody turned his face to him, not understanding.

He isn't leaving."  Jody said How are you going to stop him?"  Nobody
told him.  Nobody told me, either.  I took two steps towards the exit
and found out.  The large man said nothing at all, but it was he who
moved.  A large gloved fist crashed into my ribs at the business end of
a highly efficient short jab.  Breath left my lungs faster than nature
intended and I had difficulty getting it back.  Beyond schoolboy
scuffles I had never seriously had to defend myself.  No time to learn.
I slammed an elbow at Jody's face, kicked Ganser Mays in the stomach
and tried for the door.  Muscles in cap and sun glasses knew all that I
didn't.  An inch or two taller, a stone or two heavier, and warmed to
his task.  I landed one respectable punch on the junction of his nose
and mouth in return for a couple of bangs over the heart, and made no
progress towards freedom.  Jody and Ganser Mays recovered from my first
onslaught and clung to me like limpets, one on each arm.  I staggered
under their combined weight.  Muscles measured his distance and flung
his bunched hand at my jaw  I managed to move my head just in time and
felt the leather glove burn my cheek.  Then the other fist came round,
faster and crossing, and hit me square.  I fell reeling across the box,
released suddenly by Ganser Mays and Jody, and my head smashed solidly
into the iron bars of the manger.  Total instant unconsciousness was
the result.  Death must be like that, I suppose.  Life came back in an
incomprehensible blur.  I couldn't see properly.  Couldn't focus. 
Heard strange noises.  Couldn't control my body, couldn't move my legs,
couldn't lift my head.  Tongue paralysed.  Brain whirling.  Everything
disconnected and hazy.

Drunk," someone said distinctly.  The word made no sense.  It wasn't I
who was drunk.

Paralytic."  The ground was wet.  Shining.  Dazzled my eyes.  I was
sitting on it.  Slumped on it, leaning against something hard.  I shut
my eyes against the drizzle and that made the whirling worse.  I could
feel myself falling.  Banged my head.  Cheek in the wet.  Nose in the
wet.  Lying on the hard wet ground.  There was a noise like rain.

Bloody amazing," said a voice.

Come on, then, let's be having you."  Strong hands slid under my
armpits and grasped my ankles.  I couldn't struggle.  Couldn't
understand where I was or what was happening.  It seemed vaguely that I
was in the back of a car.  I could smell the upholstery.  My nose was
on it.  Someone was breathing very loudly.  Almost snoring.  Someone
spoke.  A jumbled mixture of sounds that made no words.  It couldn't
have been me. Couldn't have been.  The car jerked to a sudden stop. 
The driver swore. I rolled off the seat and passed out.

Next thing, bright lights and people carrying me as before.  I tried to
say something.  It came out in a jumble.  This time I knew the jumble
came from my own mouth.

Waking up again," someone said.

Get him out of here before he's sick."  March, march.  More carrying.
Loud boots on echoing floors.

He's bloody heavy."

Bloody nuisance.  The whirling went on.  The whole building was
spinning like a merry-go-round.  Merry-go-round.  The first feeling of
identity came back.  I wasn't just a lump of weird disorientated
sensations. Somewhere, deep inside, I was.."  somebody. 
Merry-go-rounds swam in and out of consciousness.  I found I was lying
on a bed.  Bright lights blinded me every time I tried to open my eyes.
The voices went away. Time passed.  I began to feel exceedingly ill. 
Heard someone moaning. Didn't think it was me.  After a while, I knew
it was, which made it possible to stop.  Feet coming back.  March
march.  Two pairs at least.

What's your name?"  What was my name?  Couldn't remember.

He's soaking wet."

What do you expect?  He was sitting on the pavement in the rain."

Take his jacket off."  They took my jacket off, sitting me up to do it.
I lay down again.  My trousers were pulled off and someone put a
blanket over me.

He's dead drunk."

Yes.  Have to make sure though.  They're always an infernal nuisance
like this.  You simply can't risk that they haven't bumped their skulls
and got a hairline fracture.  You don't want them dying on you in the
night."  I tried to tell him I wasn't drunk.  Hairline fracture...
Christ... I didn't want to wake up dead in the morning.

What did you say?"  I tried again.  Not drunk," I said.  Someone
laughed without mirth.

Just smell his breath."  How did I know I wasn't drunk?  The answer
eluded me.  I just knew I wasn't drunk.."  because I knew I hadn't
drunk enough.."  or any.."  alcohol.  How did I know?  I just knew. How
did I know?  While these hopeless thoughts spiralled around in the
chaos inside my head a lot of strange fingers were feeling around in my
hair.

He has banged his head, damn it.  There's quite a large swelling."

He's no worse than when they brought him in, doc.  netter, if
anything."

Scott," I said suddenly.  lA That that?"

Scott."

Is that your name?"  I tried to sit up.  The lights whirled giddily.

Where.."  am I?"

That's what they all say."

In a cell, my lad, that's where."  In a cell.

What?"  I said.

In a cell at Savile Row police station.  Drunk and incapable."  I
couldn't be.

Look, constable, I'll just take a blood test.  Then I'll do those other
jobs, then come back and look at him, to make sure.  I don't think
we've a fracture here, but we can't take the chance."

Right, doc."  The prick of a needle reached me dimly.  Waste of time, I
thought.  Wasn't drunk.  What was I... besides ill, giddy, lost and
stuck in limbo?  Didn't know.  Couldn't be bothered to think.  Slid
without struggling into a whirling black sleep.  The next awakening was
in all ways worse.  For a start, I wasn't ready to be dragged back from
the dark.  My head ached abominably, bits of my body hurt a good deal
and over all I felt like an advanced case of seasickness.

Wakey, wa key rise and shine.  Cup of tea for you and you don't deserve
it."  I opened my eyes.  The bright light was still there but now
identifiable not as some gross moon but as a simple electric bulb near
the ceiling.  I shifted my gaze to where the voice had come from.  A
middle-aged policeman stood there with a paper cup in one hand.  Behind
him, an open door to a corridor.  All round me, the close walls of a
cell.  I lay on a reasonably comfortable bed with two blankets keeping
me warm.

Sobering up, are you?"

I wasn't.."  drunk."  My voice came out hoarse and my mouth felt as
furry as a mink coat.  The policeman held out the cup.  I struggled on
to one elbow and took it from him.

Thanks."  The tea was strong, hot and sweet.  I wasn't sure it didn't
make me feel even sicker.

The doc's been back twice to check on you.  You were drunk all right.
Banged your head, too."

But I wasn't ..

You sure were.  The doc did a blood test to make certain."

Where are my clothes?"

Oh yeah.  We took em off.  They were wet.  I'll get them."  He went out
without shutting the door and I spent the few minutes he was away
trying to sort out what was happening.  I could remember bits of the
night, but hazily.  I knew who I was.  No problem there.  I looked at
my watch: seven-thirty.  I felt absolutely lousy.  The policeman
returned with my suit which was wrinkled beyond belief and looked
nothing like the one I'd set out in.  Set out... Where to?

Is this... Savile Row?  West end of London?"

You remember being brought in then?"

Some of it.  Not much."

The patrol car picked you up somewhere in Soho at around four o'clock
this morning."

What was I doing there?"

I don't know, do I?  Nothing, as far as I know.  Just sitting dead
drunk on the pavement in the pouring rain."

Why did they bring me here if I wasn't doing anything?"

To save you from yourself," he said without rancour.  Drunks make more
trouble if we leave them than if we bring them in, so we bring them in.
Can't have drunks wandering out into the middle of the road and causing
accidents or breaking their silly skulls falling over or waking up
violent and smashing shop windows as some of them do."

I feel ill."

What d'you expect?  If you're going to be sick there's a bucket at the
end of the bed."

He gave me a nod in which sympathy wasn't entirely lacking, and took
himself away.

About an hour later I was driven with three other gentlemen in the same
plight to attend the Marlborough Street Magistrates' Court.  Drunks, it
seemed, were first on the agenda.  Every day's agenda.  In the interim
I had become reluctantly convinced of three things.  First was that
even though I could not remember drinking, I had at four a.m. that
morning been hopelessly intoxicated.  The blood test, analysed at speed
because of the bang on my head, had revealed a level of two hundred and
ninety milligrammes of alcohol per centilitre of blood which, I had
been assured, meant that I had drunk the equivalent of more than half a
bottle of spirits during the preceding few hours.  The second was that
it would make no difference at all if I could convince anyone that at
one-thirty I had been stone cold sober seventy miles away in Berkshire.
They would merely say I had plenty of time to get drunk on the journey.
And the third and perhaps least welcome of all was that I seemed to
have collected far more sore spots than I could account for. I had
remembered, bit by bit, my visit to Jody.  I remembered trying to fight
all three men at once, which was an idiotic sort of thing to attempt in
the first place, even without the casual expertise of the man in sun
glasses.  I remembered the squashy feel when my fist connected with his
nose and I knew all about the punches he'd given me in return.  Even
so... I shrugged.  Perhaps I didn't remember it all, like I didn't
remember getting drunk.  Or perhaps... Well,

Ganser Mays and Jody both had reason to dislike me, and Jody had been
wearing jodhpur boots.  The court proceedings took ten minutes.  The
charge was drunk in charge .  In charge of what, I asked.  In charge of
the police, they said.

Guilty or not guilty?"

Guilty," I said resignedly.

Fined five pounds.  Do you need time to pay?"

No, sir."

Good.  Next, please."  Outside, in the little office where I was due to
pay the fine, I telephoned Owen Idris.  Paying after all had been a
problem, as there had proved to be no wallet in my rough-dried suit. No
cheque book either, nor, when I came to think of it, any keys.  Were
they all by any chance at Savile Row, I asked.  Someone telephoned. No,
they weren't.  I had had nothing at all in my pockets when picked up. 
No means of identification, no money, no keys, no pen, no
handkerchief.

Owen?  Bring ten pounds and a taxi to Marlborough Street Court.~

Very good, sir."

Right away.~

Of course.~ I felt hopelessly groggy.  I sat in an upright chair to
wait and wondered how long it took for half a bottle of spirits to dry
out.  Owen came in thirty minutes and handed me the money without
comment.  Even his face showed no surprise at finding me in such a
predicament and unshaven into the bargain.  I wasn't sure that I
appreciated his lack of surprise.  I also couldn't think of any
believable explanation.  Nothing to do but shrug it off, pay the five
pounds and get home as best I could.  Owen sat beside me in the taxi
and gave me small sidelong glances every hundred yards.  I made it
upstairs to the sitting-room and lay down flat on the sofa.  Owen had
stayed downstairs to pay the taxi and I could hear him talking to
someone down in the hall.  I could do without visitors, I thought.  I
could do without everything except twenty-four hours of oblivion.  The
visitor was Charlie.

Your man says you're in trouble."

Mm."

Good God."  He was standing beside me, looking down.  What on earth
have you been doing?"

Long story."

Hm.  Will your man get us some coffee?"

Ask him.."  he'll be in the workshop.  Intercom over there."  I nodded
towards the far door and wished I hadn't.  My whole brain felt like a
bruise.  Charlie talked to Owen on the intercom and Owen came up with
his ultra polite face and messed around with filters in the kitchen.

What's the matter with you?"  Charlie asked.

Knocked out, drunk and..."  I stopped.

And what?"

Nothing."

You need a doctor."

I saw a police surgeon.  Or rather.."  he saw me."

You can't see the state of your eyes," Charlie said seriously.  And
whether you like it or not, I'm getting you a doctor."  He went away to
the kitchen to consult Owen and I heard the extension bell there
tinkling as he kept his promise.  He came back.

What's wrong with my eyes?"

Pinpoint pupils and glassy daze."

Charming."  Owen brought the coffee, which smelled fine, but I

found I could scarcely drink it.  Both men looked at me with what I
could only call concern.

How did you get like this?"  Charlie asked.

Shall I go, sir?"  Owen said politely.

No.  Sit down, Owen.  You may as well know too..."  He sat comfortably
in a small armchair, neither perching on the front nor lolling at ease
in the depths.  The compromise of Owen's attitude to me was what made
him above price, his calm understanding that although I paid for work
done, we each retained equal dignity in the transaction.  I had
employed him for less than a year: I hoped he would stay till he
dropped.

I went down to Jody Leeds' stable, last night, after dark," I said.  I
had no right at all to be there.  Jody and two other men found me in
one of the boxes looking at a horse.  There was a bit of a struggle and
I banged my head.."  on the manger, I think.."  and got knocked out." 
I stopped for breath.  My audience said nothing at all.  When I woke
up, I was sitting on a pavement in Soho, dead drunk."

Impossible," Charlie said.

No.  It happened.  The police scooped me up, as they apparently do to
all drunks littering the footpaths.  I spent the remains of the night
in a cell and got fined five pounds, and here I am."  There was a long
pause.  Charlie cleared his throat.  Er ... various questions arise.

They do indeed."  Owen said calmly, The car, sir.  Where did you leave
the car?"  The car was his especial love, polished and cared for like
silver.  I told him exactly where I'd parked it.  Also that I no longer
had its keys.  Nor the keys to the flat or the workshop, for that
matter.

Both Charlie and Owen showed alarm and agreed between themselves that
the first thing Owen would do, even before fetching the car, would be
to change all my locks.

I made those locks," I protested.

Do you want Jody walking in here while you're asleep?"

No."

Then Owen changes the locks."  I didn't demur any more.  I'd been
thinking of a new form of lock for some time, but hadn't actually made
it.  I would soon, though.  I would patent it and make it as a toy for
kids to lock up their secrets, and maybe in twenty years time half the
doors in the country would be keeping out burglars that way.  My lock
didn't need keys or electronics, and couldn't be picked.  It stood
there, clear and sharp in my mind, with all its working parts meshing
neatly.

Are you all right?"  Charlie said abruptly.

What?"

For a moment you looked..."  He stopped and didn't finish the
sentence.

I'm not dying, if that's what you think.  It's just that I've an idea
for a new sort of lock."  Charlie's attention sharpened as quickly as
it had at Sandown.

Revolutionary?"  he asked hopefully.  I smiled inside.  The word was
apt in more ways than one, as some of the lock's works would revolve.

You might say so," I agreed.

Don't forget.."  my bank."

I won't."

No one but you would be inventing things when he's half dead."

I may look half dead," I said, but I'm not."  I might feel half dead,
too, I thought, but it would all pass.  The door bell rang sharply.

If it's anyone but the doctor," Charlie told Owen, tell them our friend
is out."  Owen nodded briefly and went downstairs, but when he came
back he brought not the doctor but a visitor less expected and more
welcome.

Miss Ward, sir."  She was through the door before he had the words out,
blowing in like a gust of fresh air, her face as smooth and clean and
her clothes as well-groomed as mine were dirty and squalid.  She looked
like life itself on two legs, her vitality lighting the room.

Steven!"  She stopped dead a few feet from the sofa, staring down.  She
glanced at Charlie and at Owen.  What's the matter with him~'

Rough night on the tiles," I said.  D'you mind if I don't get up?"

How do you do?"  Charlie said politely.  I am Charlie Canterfield.
Friend of Steven's."  He shook hands with her.

Alexandra Ward," she replied, looking bemused.

You've met," I said.

What?"

In Walton Street."  They looked at each other and realised what I
meant. Charlie began to tell Allie how I had arrived in this sorry
state and Owen went out shopping for locks.  I lay on the sofa and
drifted.  The whole morning seemed disjointed and jerky to me, as if my
thought processes were tripping over cracks.  Allie pulled up a squashy
leather stool and sat beside me, which brought recovery nearer.  She
put her hand on mine.  Better still.

You're crazy," she said.  I sighed.  Couldn't have everything.

Have you forgotten I'm going home this evening?"

I have not," I said.  Though it looks now as though I'll have to
withdraw my offer of driving you to the airport.  I don't think I'm
fit.  No car, for another thing."

That's actually what I came for."  She hesitated.  I have to keep peace
with my sister..."  She stopped, leaving a world of family tensions
hovering unspoken.  I came to say goodbye."

What sort of goodbye?"

What do you mean?"

Goodbye for now," I said, or goodbye for ever?"

Which would you like?"  Charlie chuckled.  Now there's a double-edged
question if I ever heard one."

You're not supposed to be listening," she said with mock severity.

Goodbye for now," I said.

All right."  She smiled the flashing smile.  Suits me."  Charlie
wandered round the room looking at things but showed no signs of going.
Allie disregarded him.  She stroked my hair back from my forehead and
kissed me gently.  I can't say I minded.  After a while the doctor
came. Charlie went down to let him in and apparently briefed him on the
way up.  He and AI lie retired to the kitchen where I heard them making
more coffee.  The doctor helped me remove all clothes except
underpants.  I'd have been much happier left alone.  He tapped my
joints for reflexes, peered through lights into my eyes and ears and
prodded my many sore spots.  Then he sat on the stool Allie had
brought, and pinched his nose.

Concussion," he said.  Go to bed for a week."

Don't be silly," I protested.

Best," he said succinctly.

But the jump jockeys get concussion one minute and ride winners the
next."

The jump jockeys are bloody fools."  He surveyed me morosely.  If you'd
been a jump jockey I'd say you'd been trampled by a field of horses."

But as I'm not?"

Has someone been beating you?"  It wasn't the sort of question somehow
that one expected one's doctor to ask.  Certainly not as
matter-of-factly as this.

I don't know," I said.

You must do."

I agree it feels a bit like it, but if they did, I was unconscious.~

With something big and blunt," he added.  They're large bruises."  He
pointed to several extensive reddening patches on my thighs, arms and
trunk.

A boot?"  I said.  He looked at me soberly.  You've considered the
possibility?"

Forced on me.~ He smiled.  Your friend, the one who let me in, told me
you say you got drunk also while unconscious.

Yes.  Tube down the throat?"  I suggested.

Tell me the time factors."  I did, as nearly as I could.  He shook his
head dubiously.  I wouldn't have thought pouring neat alcohol straight
into the stomach would produce that amount of intoxication so quickly.
It takes quite a while for a large quantity of alcohol to be absorbed
into the bloodstream through the stomach wall."  He pondered, thinking
aloud.  Two hundred and ninety milligrammes... and you were

ZOO

m~iybe unconscious from the bang on the head for two hours or a little
more.  Hm."  He leaned forward, picked up my left forearm and peered at
it closely, front and back.  Then he did the same thing with the right,
and found what he was looking for.

There," he exclaimed.  See that?  The mark of a needle.  Straight into
the vein.  They've tried to disguise it by a blow on top to bruise all
the surrounding tissue.  In a few more hours the needle mark will be
invisible."

Anaesthetic?"  I said dubiously.

My dear fellow.  No.  Probably gin."

Gin!"

Why not?  Straight into the bloodstream.  Much more efficient than a
tube to the stomach.  Much quicker results.  Deadly, really.  And less
effort, on the whole."

But.."  how?  You can't harness a gin bottle to a hypodermic."  He
grinned.  No, no.  You'd set up a drip.  Sterile glucose saline drip.
Standard stuff.  You can buy it in plastic bags from any chemist.  Pour
three quarters of a pint of gin into one bag of solution, and drip it
straight into the vein."

But, how long would that take?"

Oh, about an hour.  Frightful shock to the system."  I thought about
it.  If it had been done that way I had been transported to London with
gin dripping into my blood for most of the journey.  There hadn't been
time to do it first and set off after.

Suppose I'd started to come round?"  I asked.  Lucky you didn't, I dare
say.  Nothing to stop someone bashing you back to sleep, as far as I
can see."

You take it very calmly," I said.

So do you.  And it's interesting, don't you think?"

Oh very," I said dryly.  Charlie and Allie stayed for lunch, which
meant that they cooked omelettes for themselves and found some
reasonable cheese to follow.  Out in the kitchen Charlie seemed to have
been filling in gaps because when they carried their trays into the
sitting-room it was clear that Allie knew all that Charlie did.

Do you feel like eating?"  Charlie asked.

I do not."  Drink~'

Shut up.~ Sorry."  The body rids itself of alcohol very slowly, the
doctor had said.  Only at a rate of ten milligrammes per hour.  There
was no way of hastening the process and nothing much to be done about
hangovers except endure them.  People who normally drank little
suffered worst, he said, because their bodies had no tolerance.  Too
bad, he'd said, smiling about it.  Two hundred and ninety milligrammes
came into the paralytic bracket.  Twenty-nine hours to be rid of it.
I'd lived through about ten so far.  No wonder I felt so awful.  Round
a mouthful of omelette Charlie said, What are you going to do about all
this?"  He waved his fork from my heels to my head, still prostrate on
the sofa.

Would you suggest going to the police?"  I asked neutrally.

Er ..

Exactly.  The very same police who gave me hospitality last night and
know for a certainty that I was so drunk that anything I might complain
of could be explained away as an alcoholic delusion."

Do you think that's why jody and Ganser Mays did it?"

Why else?  And I suppose I should be grateful that all they did was
discredit me, not bump me right off altogether."  Allie looked
horrified, whkh was nice.  Charlie was more prosaic.

Bodies are notoriously difficult to get rid of," he said.  I would say
that Jody and Ganser Mays made a rapid assessment and reckoned that
dumping you drunk in London was a lot less dangerous than murder."

There was another man as well," I said, and described my friend with
sun glasses and muscles.

Ever seen him before?"  Charlie asked.

No, never."

The brawn of the organisation?"

Maybe he has brain, too.  Can't tell."

One thing is sure," Charlie said, If the plan was to discredit you,
your little escapade will be known all round the racecourse by tomorrow
afternoon."  How gloomy, I thought.  I was sure he was right.  It would
make going to the races more uninviting than ever.  Allie said, I guess
you won't like it, but if I were trying to drag your name through the
mud I'd have made sure there was a gossip columnist in court this
morning."

Oh hell."  Worse and worse.

Are you just going to lie there," Charlie said, and let them crow?"

He's got a problem," Allie said with a smile.  How come he was
wandering around Jody's stable at that time anyway?"

Ah," I said.  Now that's the nub of the matter, I agree.  And if I tell
you, you must both promise me on your souls that you will not repeat
it."

Are you serious?"  Allie said in surprise.

You don't sound it," Charlie commented.

I am, though.  Deadly serious.  Will you promise?"

You play with too many toys.  It's childish."

Many civil servants swear an oath of secrecy."

Oh all right," Charlie said in exasperation.  On my soul."

And on mine," Allie said lightheartedly.  Now do get on with it."

I own a horse called Energise," I said.  They both nodded.  They knew.
I spent half an hour alone with him in a crashed horse box at Sandown."
They both nodded again.  Then I sent him to Rupert Ramsey and last
Sunday morning I spent half an hour alone with him again.

So what?"  Charlie said.

So the horse at Rupert Ramsey's is not Energise."  Charlie sat bolt
upright so quickly that his omelette plate fell on the carpet.  He bent
down, feeling around for bits of egg with his astounded face turned up
to mine.

Are you sure?"

Definitely.  He's very like him, and if I hadn't spent all that time in
the crashed horse box I would never have known the difference.  Owners
often don't know which their horse is.  It's a standing joke.  But I
learnt Energise that day at Sandown.  So when I visited Rupert Ramsey's
I knew he had a different horse."

So," said Charlie slowly, you went to Jody's stable last night to see
if Energise was still there."

Yes."

And is lie?"  Yes."

Absolutely certain?"

Positive.  He has a slightly Arab nose, a nick near the tip of his left
ear, a bald spot about the size of a twopenny piece on his shoulder. He
was in box number thirteen."

Is that where they found you?"

No.  You remember, Allie, that we went to Newmarket?"

How could I forget?"

Do you remember Hermes?"  She wrinkled her nose.  Was that the
chestnut?"

That's right.  Well, I went to Trevor Kennet's stable that day with you
because I wanted to see if I could tell whether the Hermes he had was
the Hermes Jody had had.."  if you see what I mean."

And was he?"  she said, fascinated.

I couldn't tell.  I found I didn't know Hermes well enough and anyway
if Jody did switch Hermes he probably did it before his last two races
last summer, because the horse did no good at all in those and trailed
in at the back of the field."

Good God," Charlie said.  And did you find Hermes at Jody's place
too?"

I don't know.  There were three chestnuts there.  No markings, same as
Hermes.  All much alike.  I couldn't tell if any of them was Hermes.
But it was in one of the chestnut's boxes that Jody and the others
found me, and they were certainly alarmed as well as angry."

But what would he get out of it?"  Allie asked.

He owns some horses himself," I said.  Trainers often do.  They run
them in their own names, then if they're any good, they sell them at a
profit, probably to owners who already have horses in the stable."

You mean..."  she said, that he sent a horse he owned himself to Rupert
Ramsey and kept Energise.  Then when Energise wins another big race
he'll sell him to one of the people he trains for, for a nice fat sum,
and keep on training him himself?"

That's about it."

Wow."

I'm not so absolutely sure," I said with a sardonic smile, that he
hasn't in the past sold me my own horse back after swopping it with one
of his own."

Jesus Charlie said.

I had two bay fillies I couldn't tell apart.  The first one won for a
while, then turned sour.  I sold her on Jody's advice and bought the
second, which was one of his own.  She started winning straight
away.~

How are you going to prove it?"  Allie said.

I don't see how you can," said Charlie.  Especially not after this
drinking charge."  We all three contemplated the situation in
silence.

Gee, dammit," said Allie finally and explosively.  I just don't see why
that guy should be allowed to rob you and make people despise you and
get away with it."

Give me time," I said mildly, and he won't."

Time?"

For thinking," I explained.  If a frontal assault would land me
straight into a lawsuit for slander, which it would, I'll have to come
up with a sneaky scheme which will creep up on him from the rear."
Allie and Charlie looked at each other.  Charlie said to her, A lot of
the things he's invented as children's toys get scaled up very
usefully."

As if Cockerell had made the first Hovercraft for the bath tub?"

Absolutely."  Charlie nodded at her with approval.

And I dare say it was a gentle-seeming man who thought up gunpowder."
She flashed a smiling look from him to me and then looked suddenly at
her watch and got to her feet in a hurry.

Oh golly!  I'm late.  I should have gone an hour ago.  My sister will
be so mad.  Steven... Charlie looked at her resignedly and took the
plates out to the kitchen.  I shifted my lazy self off the sofa and
stood up.

I wish you weren't going," I said.

I really have to."

Do you mind kissing an unshaven drunk?"  It seemed she didn't.  It was
the best we'd achieved.

The Atlantic has shrunk," I said, since Columbus."

Will you cross it?"

Swim, if necessary."  She briefly kissed my bristly cheek, laughed and
went quickly.  The room seemed darker and emptier.  I wanted her back
with a most unaccustomed fierceness.  Girls had come and gone in my
life and each time afterwards I had relapsed thankfully into
singleness.  Maybe at thirty-five, I thought fleetingly, what I wanted
was a wife.  Charlie returned from the kitchen carrying a cup and
saucer.

Sit down before you fall down," he said.  You're swaying about like the
Empire State."  I sat on the sofa.

And drink this."  He had made a cup of tea, not strong, not weak, and
with scarcely any milk.  I took a couple of sips and thanked him.

Will you be all right if I go?"  he said.  I've an appointment."

Of course, Charlie."

Take care of your damned silly self."

Yeah."  He buttoned his overcoat, gave me a sympathetic wave and
departed.  Owen had long since finished changing the locks and had set
off with a spare set of keys to fetch the car.  I was alone in the
flat.  It seemed much quieter than usual.  I drank the rest of the tea,
leaned back against the cushions, and shut my eyes, sick and
uncomfortable from head to foot.  Damn Jody Leeds, I thought.  Damn and
blast him to hell.  No wonder, I thought, that he had been so
frantically determined to take Energise back with him from Sandown.  He
must already have had the substitute in his yard, waiting for a good
moment to exchange them.  When I'd said I wanted Energise to go
elsewhere immediately he had been ready to go to any lengths to prevent
it.  I was pretty sure now that had Jody been driving the horse box
instead of Andy-Fred I would have ended up in hospital if not in the
morgue.  I thought about the passports which were the identity cards of
British thoroughbreds.  A blank passport form bore three stylised
outlines of a horse, one from each side and one from head on.  At the
time when a foal was named, usually as a yearling or two-year-old, the
veterinary surgeon attending the stable where he was being trained
filled in his markings on the form and completed a written description
alongside.  The passport was then sent to the central racing
authorities who stamped it, filed it and sent a photocopy back to the
trainer.  I had noticed from time to time that my horses had hardly a
blaze, star or white sock between them.  It had never struck me as
significant.  Thousands of horses had no

I oS markings.  I had even preferred them without.  The passports, once
issued, were rarely used.  As far as I knew, apart from travelling
abroad, they were checked only once, which was on the day of the
horse's very first race; and that not out of suspicion, but simply to
make sure the horse actually did match the vet's description.  I didn't
doubt that the horse now standing instead of Energise at Rupert
Ramsey's stable matched Energise's passport in every way.  Details like
the shape of the nose, the slant of the stomach, the angle of the hock,
wouldn't be on it.  I sighed and shifted a bit to relieve various
aches. Didn't succeed.  Jody had been generous with his boots.  I
remembered with satisfaction the kick I'd landed in Ganser Mays'
stomach.  But perhaps he too had taken revenge.  It struck me suddenly
that Jody wouldn't have had to rely on Raymond Child to ride crooked
races.  Not every time, anyway.  If he had a substitute horse of poor
ability, all he had to do was send him instead of the good one whenever
the race had to be lost.  Racing history was packed with rumours of
ringers, the good horses running in the names of the bad.  Jody, I was
sure, had simply reversed things and run bad horses in the names of
good.  Every horse I'd owned, when I looked back, had followed much the
same pattern. There would be at first a patch of sporadic success, but
with regular disasters every time I staked a bundle, and then a long
tail-off with no success at all.  It was highly likely that the no
success was due to my now having the substitute, which was running way
out of its class. It would explain why Ferryboat had run badly all
autumn.  Not because he resented Raymond Child's whip,

but because he wasn't Ferryboat.  Wrecker, too.  And at least one of
the three older horses I'd sent up north.  Five at least, that made.
Also the filly.  Also the first two, now sold as flops.  Eight.  I
reckoned I might still have the real Dial and I might still have the
real Bubbleglass, because they were novices who had yet to prove their
worth.  But they too would have been matched, when they had.  A
systematic fraud.  All it needed was a mug.  I had been ignorantly
happy.  No owner expected to win all the time and there must have been
many days when Jody's disappointment too had been genuine.  Even the
best-laid bets went astray if the horses met faster opposition.  The
money I'd staked with Ganser Mays had been small change compared with
the value of the horses.  Impossible ever to work out just how many
thousands had vanished from there.  It was not only that the re-sale
value of the substitutes after a string of bad races was low, but there
was also the prize money the true horses might have won for me and
even, in the case of Hermes, the possibility of stud fees.  The real
Hermes might have been good enough.  The substitute would fail
continually as a four-year-old and no one would want to breed from him.
In every way, Jody had bled every penny he could.  Energise... Anger
deepened in me abruptly.  For Energise I felt more admiration and
affection than for any of the others.  He wasn't a matter of cash
value.  He was a person I'd got to know in a horse box  One way or
another I was going to get him back.  I moved restlessly, standing up.
Not wise.  The headache I'd had all day began imitating a pile-driver.
Whether it was still alcohol, or all concussion, it made little
difference to the wretched end result.  I went impatiently into the
bedroom, put on a dressing-gown over shirt and trousers and lay down on
the bed.  The short December afternoon began to close in with creeping
grey shadows and I reckoned it was twelve hours since Jody had dumped
me in the street.  I wondered whether the doctor was right about the
gin dripping into my vein.  The mark he had said was a needle prick
had, as predicted, vanished into a larger area of bruising.  I doubted
whether it had ever been there.  When one thought it over it seemed an
unlikely method because of one simple snag; the improbability of Jody
just happening to have a bag of saline lying around handy.  Maybe it
was true one could buy it from any chemist, but not in the middle of
the night.  The only all-night chemists were in London.  Would there
have been time to belt up the M4, buy the saline, and drip it in while
parked in central London?  Almost certainly not.  And why bother?  Any
piece of rubber tubing down the throat would have done instead.  I
massaged my neck thoughtfully.  No soreness around the tonsils.  Didn't
prove anything either way.  It was still less likely that Ganser Mays,
on a visit to Jody, would be around with hypodermic and drip.  My
absolutely stinking luck, I reflected gloomily, that I had chosen to
snoop around on one of the rare evenings Jody had not been to bed by
ten thirty.  I supposed that for all my care the flash of my torch had
been visible from outside.  I supposed that Jody had come out of his
house to see off his guests and they'd spotted the wavering light.
Ganser Mays.  I detested him in quite a different way from Jody because
I had never at any time liked him personally.  I felt deeply betrayed
by jody but the trust I'd given Ganser Mays had been a surface thing, a
matter of

III

simple expectation that he would behave with professional honour.  From
Bert Huggerneck's description of the killing-off of one small
bookmaking business it was probable Ganser Mays had as much
professional honour as an octopus.  His tentacles stretched out and
clutched and sucked the victim dry.  I had a vision of a whole crowd of
desperate little men sitting on their office floors because the
bailiffs had taken the furniture, sobbing with relief down their
telephones while Ganser Mays offered to buy the albatross of their
lease for peanuts: and another vision of the same crowd of little men
getting drunk in dingy pubs, trying to obliterate the pain of seeing
the bright new shop fronts glowing over the ashes of their closed
books.  Very likely the little men had been stupid.  Very likely they
should have had more sense than to believe even the most
reliable-seeming information, even though the reliable-seeming
information had in the past proved to be correct.  Every good
card-sharper knew that the victim who had been allowed to win to begin
with would part with the most in the end.  If on a minor level Ganser
Mays had continually worked that trick on me, and others like me, then
how much more had he stood to gain by entangling every vulnerable
little firm he could find.  He'd sucked the juices, discarded the
husks, and grown fat.  Proof, I thought, was impossible.  The murmurs
of wrong information could never be traced and the crowd of bankrupt
little men probably thought of Ganser Mays as their saviour, not the
architect of the skids.  I imagined the sequence of events as seen by
Jody and Ganser Mays when Energise ran at Sandown.  To begin with, they
must have decided that I should have a big bet and the horse would
lose.  Or even ... that the substitute would run instead.  Right up
until the day before the race, that would have been the plan.  Then I
refused to bet.  Persuasion failed.  Quick council of war.  I should be
taught a lesson, to bet when my trainer said so.  The horse... Energise
himself... was to run to win.  Fine.  But Bert Huggerneck's boss went
off to Sandown expecting, positively knowing, that Energise would lose.
The only people who could have told him so were Ganser Mays and ~ody.
Or perhaps Raymond Child.  I thought it might be iA formative to find
out just when Bert Hugger-neck's boss had been given the news.  I might
get Bert to ask him.  My memory wandered to Rupert Ramsey's office and
the bright green wool of Poppet Vine.  She and her husband had started
to bet with Ganser Mays and Felicity Leeds had engineered it.  Did
Felicity, I wondered sourly, know all about Jody's plundering ways?  I
supposed that she must, because she knew all their horses.  Lads might
come and go, discouraged by having to work too hard, but Felicity rode
out twice every morning and groomed and fed in the evenings.  Felicity
assuredly would know if a horse had been switched.  She might be
steering people to Ganser Mays out of loyalty, or for commission, or
for some reason un guessed at; but everything I heard or learned seemed
to make it certain that although Jody Leeds and Ganser Mays might
benefit in separate ways, everything they did was a joint enterprise.
There was also, I supposed, the third man, old muscle and sun glasses.
The beef of the organisation.  I didn't think I would' ever forget him:
raincoat over heavy shoulders, cloth cap over forehead, sun glasses
over eyes... almost a disguise.  Yet I hadn't known him.  I was
positive I'd never seen him anywhere before.  So why had he needed a
disguise at one-thirty in the morning when he hadn't expected to be
seen by me in the first place?  All I knew of him was that at some
point he had learned to box.  That he was of sufficient standing in the
trio to make his own decisions, because neither of the others had told
him to hit me: he'd done it of his own accord.  That Ganser Mays and
Jody felt they needed his extra muscle, because neither of them was
large, though Jody in his way was strong, in case any of the swindled
victims cut up rough.  The afternoon faded and became night.  All I was
doing, I thought, was sorting through the implications and explanations
of what had happened.  Nothing at all towards getting myself out of
trouble and Jody in.  When I tried to plan that, all I achieved was a
blank.  In the silence I clearly heard the sound of the street door
opening.  My heart jumped.  Pulse raced again, as in the stable.  Brain
came sternly afterwards like a schoolmaster, telling me not to be so
bloody silly. No one but Owen had the new keys.  No one but Owen would
be coming in. All the same I was relieved when the lights were switched
on in the hall and I could hear his familiar tread on the stairs.  He
went into the dark sitting-room.

Sir?"

In the bedroom," I called.  He came into the doorway, silhouetted
against the light in the passage.

Shall I turn the light on?"

No, don't bother."

Sir..."  His voice suddenly struck me as being odd.  Uncertain.  Or
distressed.

What's the matter?"

I couldn't find the car."  The words came out in a rush.

The distress was evident.

Go and get yourself a stiff drink and come back and tell me about it.
He hesitated a fraction but went away to the sitting-room and clinked
glasses.  I fumbled around with an outstretched hand and switched on
the bedside light.  Squinted at my watch.  Sixthirty.  Allie would be
at Heathrow, boarding her aeroplane, waving to her sister, flying away.
Owen returned with two glasses, both containing scotch and water.  He
put one glass on my bedside table and interrupted politely when I
opened my mouth to protest.

The hair of the dog.  You know it works, sir."

It just makes you drunker."

But less queasy.~ I waved towards my bedroom armchair and he sat in it
easily as before, watching me with a worried expression.  He held his
glass carefully, but didn't drink.  With a sigh I propped myself on one
elbow and led the way.  The first sip tasted vile, the second passable,
the third familiar.

Okay," I said.  What about the car?"  Owen took a quick gulp from his
glass.  The worried expression intensified.

I went down to Newbury on the train and hired a taxi, like you said. We
drove to where you showed me~on the map, but the car didn't seem to be
there.  So I got the taxi driver to go along every possible road
leading away from Mr.  Leeds' stable and I still couldn't find it.  The
taxi driver got pretty ratty in the end.  He said there wasn't anywhere
else to look.  I got him to drive around in a larger area, but you said
you'd walked from the car to the stables so it couldn't have been more
than a mile away, I thought."

Half a mile, no further," I said.

Well, sir, the car just wasn't there."  He took another swig.  I didn't
really know what to do.  I got the taxi to take me to the police in
Newbury, but they knew nothing about it.  They rang around two or three
local nicks because I made a bit of a fuss, sir, but no one down there
had seen hair or hide of it."  I thought a bit.  They had the keys, of
course."  Yes, I thought of that."

So the car could be more or less anywhere by now."  He nodded
unhappily.

Never mind," I said.  I'll report it stolen.  It's bound to turn up
somewhere.  They aren't ordinary car thieves.  When you come to think
of it we should have expected it to be gone, because if they were going
to deny I had ever been in the stables last night they wouldn't want my
car found half a mile away.~

Do you mean they went out looking for it?"

They would know I hadn't dropped in by parachute."  He smiled faintly
and lowered the level in his glass to a spoonful.

Shall I get you something to eat, sir?"

I don't feel..."

Better to eat.  Really it is.  L'll pop out to the take-away."  He put
his glass down and departed before I could argue and came back in ten
minutes with a wing of freshly roasted chicken.

Didn't think you'd fancy the chips," he said.  He put the plate beside
me, fetched knife, fork and napkin, and drained his own glass.

Be going now, sir," he said, if you're all right."  Whether it was
Owen's care or the natural course of events, I felt a great deal better
in the morning.  The face peering back at me from the bathroom mirror,
though adorned now with two days' stubble, had lost the grey look and
the dizzy eyes.  Even the bags underneath were retreating to normal.  I
shaved first and bathed after, and observed that at " least twenty per
cent of my skin was now showing bruise marks.  I supposed I should have
been glad I hadn't been awake when I collected them.  The bothersome
aches they had set up the day before had more or less abated, and
coffee and breakfast helped things along fine.  The police were damping
on the matter of stolen Lamborghinis.  They took particulars with
pessimism and said I might hear something in a week or so; then within
half an hour they were back on the line bristling with irritation.  My
car had been towed away by colleagues the night before last because I'd
parked it on a space reserved for taxis in Leicester Square.  I could
find it in the pound at Marble Arch and there would be a charge for
towing.  Owen arrived at nine with a long face and was hugely cheered
when I told him about the car.

Have you seen the papers, sir?"

Not yet."  He held out one of his own.  You'd better know," he said.  I
unfolded it.  Allie had been right about the gossip columnist.  The
paragraph was short and sharp and left no one in any doubt.

Red-face day for Steven Scott ~ wealthy racehorse ?  owner, who was
scooped by police from a Soho gutter early yesterday.  At Marlborough
Street Court, Scott, looking rough and crumpled, pleaded guilty to a
charge of drunk and incapable.  Save your sympathy.  Race-followers
will remember Scott recently dumped Jody Leeds (28), trainer of all his
winners, without a second's notice.

I looked through my own two dailies and the Sporting Life.  They all
carried the story and in much the same vein, even if without the
tabloid heat.  Smug satisfaction that the kicker-of-underdogs had
himself bitten the dust.  It was fair to assume that the story had been
sent to ?  every newspaper and that most of them had used it.  Even
though I'd expected it, I didn't like it.  Not a bit.

It's bloody unfair," Owen said, reading the piece in the Life.  I
looked at him with surprise.  His usually non-committal face was
screwed into frustrated anger and I wondered if his expression was a
mirror-image of my own.

Kind of you to care."

Can't help it, sir."  The features returned more or less to normal, but
with an effort.

Anything I can do, sir?"

Fetch the car?"  He brightened a little.  WRight away."  His brightness
was short-lived because after half an hour he came back white-faced and
angrier than I would have thought possible.

Sir!"

What is it?"

The car, sir.  The car."

His manner said it all.  He stammered with fury over the details.  The
near side front wing was crumpled beyond repair.  Headlights smashed.
Hub cap missing.  Bonnet dented.  All the paintwork on the near side
scratched and scored down to the metal.  Nearside door a complete
right-off.  Windows smashed, handle torn away.

It looks as if it was driven against a brick wall, sir.  Something
111cc that."  I thought coldly of the near side of Jody's horse box
identically damaged.  My car had been smashed for vengeance.

Were the keys in it?"  I asked.  He shook his head.  It wasn't locked.
Couldn't be, with one lock broken.  I looked for your wallet, like you
said, but it wasn't there.  None of your things, sir."

Is the car drivable?"  He calmed down a little.  Yes, the engine's all
right.  It must have been going all right when it was driven into
Leicester Square.  It looks a proper wreck, but it must be going all
right, otherwise how could they have got it there?"

That's something, anyway."

I left it in the pound, sir.  It'll have to go back to the coach
builders, and they might as well fetch it from there."

Sure," I agreed.  I imagined he couldn't have borne to have driven a
crumbed car through London; he was justly proud of his driving.  Owen
took his tangled emotions down to the workshop and I dealt with mine
upstairs.  The fresh blight Jody had laid on my life was all due to my
own action in creeping into his stable by night.  Had it been worth it,
I wondered.  I'd paid a fairly appalling price for a half-minute's view
of Energise: but at least I now knew Jody had swapped him.  It was a
fact, not a guess.

I spent the whole morning on the telephone straightening out the chaos.
Organising car repairs and arranging a hired substitute.  Telling my
bank manager and about ten ?  assorted others that I had lost my cheque
book and credit cards.  Assuring various enquiring relatives, who had
all of course read the papers, that I was neither in jail nor
dipsomaniac.  Listening to a shrill lady, whose call inched in somehow,
telling me it was disgusting for the rich to get drunk in gutters.  I
asked her if it was okay for the poor, and if it was, why should they
have more rights than I. Fair's fair, I said.  Long live equality.  She
called me a rude word and rang off.  It was the only bright spot of the
day.  Last of all I called Rupert Ramsey.

What do you mean, you don't want Energise to run?"  His voice sounded
almost as surprised as Jody's at Sandown.  ?  I thought," I said
diffidently, that he might need more time.  You said yourself he needed
building up.  Well, it's only a week or so to that Christmas race and I
don't want him to run below his best."  Relief distinctly took the
place of surprise at the other end of the wire.  ?  If you feel like
that, fine," he said.  To be honest, the horse has been a little
disappointing on the gallops.  I gave him a bit of fast work yesterday
up sides a hurdler he should have made mincemeat of, and he couldn't
even lie up with him.  I'm a bit worried about him.  I'm sorry not to
be able to give you better news."

It's all right," I said.  If you'll just keep him and do your ?  best,
that'll be fine with me.  But don't run him anywhere.  ?  I don't mind
waiting.  I just don't want him raced."  You made your point."  The
smile came down the wire with the words.  What about the other two?"

I'll leave them to your judgement.  Nothing Ferryboat does will
disappoint me, but I'd like to bet on Dial whenever you say he's
ready."

He's ready now.  He's entered at Newbury in a fortnight.  He should run
very well there, I think."

Great," I said.

Will you be coming?"  There was a load of meaning in the question.  He
too had read the papers.

Depends on the state of my courage," I said flippantly.  Tell you
nearer the day."

In the event, I went.  Most people's memories were short and I received
no larger slice than I expected of the cold shoulder.  Christmas had
come and gone, leaving perhaps a trace of goodwill to all men even if
they had been beastly to poor Jody Leeds and got themselves fined for
drunkenness.  I collected more amused sniggers than active disapproval,
except of course from Quintus Leeds, who went out of his way to vent
himself of his dislike.  He told me again that I would certainly never
be elected to the Jockey Club.  Over his dead body, he said.  He and
Jody were both addicted to the phrase.  I was in truth sorry about the
Jockey Club.  Whatever one thought of it, it was still a sort of
recognition to be asked to become a member.  Racing's freedom of the
city: along those lines.  If I had meekly allowed Jody to carry on
robbing, I would have been in.  As I hadn't, I was out.  Sour joke.
Dial made up for a lot by winning the four-year-old hurdle by a length,
and not even Quintus telling everyone it was solely due to Jody's
groundwork could dim my pleasure in seeing him sprint to the post.
Rupert Ramsey, patting Dial's steaming sides, sounded all the same
apologetic.

Energise isn't his old self yet, I'm afraid."  Truer than you know, I
thought.  I said only, Never mind.  Don't run him."  He said
doubtfully, He's entered for the Champion Hurdle.  I don't know if it's
worth leaving him in at the next forfeit stage."

Don't take him out," I said with haste.  I mean... I don't mind paying
the extra entrance fee.  There's always hope that he'll come right."

Ye-es."  He was unconvinced, as well he might be.  As you like, of
course."  I nodded.  Drink?"  I suggested.

A quick one, then.  I've some other runners."  He gulped his scotch in
friendly fashion, refused a refill, and cantered away to the saddling
boxes.  I wandered alone to a higher point in the stands and looked
idly over the cold windy racecourse.  During the past fortnight I'd
been unable to work out just which horse was doubling for Energise. 
Nothing on Jody's list of horses-in-training seemed to match. 
Near-black horses were rarer than most, and none on his list were both
the right colour and the right age.  The changeling at Rupert's
couldn't be faulted on colour, age, height, ?  or general conformation.
Jody, I imagined, hadn't just happened to have him lying around: he
would have had to have searched for him diligently.  How, I wondered
vaguely, would one set about buying a ringer?  One could hardly drift
about asking if anyone knew of a spitting image at bargain prices.  My
wandering gaze jolted to a full stop.  Down among the crowds among the
rows of bookmakers' stands I was sure I had seen a familiar pair of sun
glasses.  The afternoon was grey.  The sky threatened snow and the wind
searched every crevice between body and soul.

Not a day, one would have thought, for needing to fend off dazzle to
the eyes.  There they were again.  Sitting securely on the nose of a
man with heavy shoulders.  No cloth cap, though.  A trilby.  No
raincoat; sheepskin.  I lifted my race glasses for a closer look.  He
had his back towards me with his head slightly turned to the left.  I
could see a quarter profile of one cheek and the tinted glasses which
showed plainly as he looked down to a race card.  Mousey brown hair,
medium length.  Hands in pigskin gloves.  Brownish tweed trousers. 
Binoculars slung over one shoulder.  A typical racegoer among a
thousand others. Except for those sun specs.  I willed him to turn
round.  Instead he moved away, his back still towards me, until he was
lost in the throng. Impossible to know without getting closer.  I spent
the whole of the rest of the afternoon looking for a man, any man,
wearing sun glasses, but the only thing I saw in shades was an actress
dodging her public. Inevitably, at one stage, I came face to face with
Jody.  Newbury was his local meeting and he was running three horses,
so I had been certain he would be there.  A week earlier I had shrunk
so much from seeing him that I had wanted to duck going, but in the end
I had seen that it was essential.  Somehow or other I had to convince
him that I had forgotten most of my nocturnal visit, that the crack on
the head and concussion had between them wiped the memory slate clean. 
I couldn't afford for him to be certain I had seen and recognised
Energise and knew about the swap.  I couldn't afford it for exactly the
same reason that I had failed to go to the police.  For the same reason
that I had quite seriously sworn Charlie and Allie to secrecy.

Given a choice of prosecution for fraud and getting rid of the
evidence, Jody would have jettisoned the evidence faster than sight.
Energise would have been dead and dog meat long before an arrest.  The
thought that Jody had already killed him was one I tried continually to
put out of my head.  I reasoned that he couldn't be sure I'd seen the
horse, or recognised him even if I had.  They had found me down one end
of the line of boxes: they couldn't be sure that I hadn't started at
that far end and was working back.  They couldn't really be sure I had
been actually searching for a ringer, or even that I suspected one.
They didn't know for certain why I'd been in the yard.  Energise was
valuable, too valuable to destroy in needless panic.  I guessed, and I
hoped, that they wouldn't kill him unless they had to.  Why else would
they have gone to such trouble to make sure my word would be doubted.
Transporting me to London and making me drunk had ?  given them ample
time to whisk Energise to a safer place, and I was sure that if I'd
gone belting back there at once with the police I would have been met
by incredulous wide-eyed innocence.

Come in, come in, search where you like," Jody would have said.  No
Energise anywhere to be seen.

Of course, if you were drunk, you dreamt it all, no doubt."  End of
investigation, and end of Energise, because after that it would have
been too risky to keep him.  Whereas if I could convince Jody I knew
nothing, he would keep Energise alive and somehow or other I might get
him back.  I accidentally bumped into him outside the weighing room. 
We both half-turned to each other to apologise, and recognition froze
the words in our mouths.  Jody's eyes turned stormy and I suppose mine
also.

Get out of my bloody way," he said.

Look, Jody," I said, I want your help."

I'm as likely to help you as kiss your arse."  I ignored that and put
on a bit of puzzle.  Did I, or didn't I, come to your stables a
fortnight ago?"  He was suddenly a great deal less violent, a great
deal more attentive.

What d'you mean?"

I know it's stupid... but somehow or other I got drunk and collected
concussion from an almighty bang on the head, and I thought.."  it
seemed to me, that the evening before, I'd set out to visit you, though
with things as they are between us I can't for the life of me think
why.  So what I want to know is, did I arrive at your place, or didn't
I?"  He gave me a straight narrow-eyed stare.

If you came, I never saw you," he said.  I looked down at the ground as
if disconsolate and shook my head.  I can't understand it.  In the
ordinary way I never drink much.  I've been trying to puzzle it out
ever since, but I can't remember anything between about six one evening
and waking up in a police station next morning with a frightful
headache and a lot of bruises.  I wondered if you could tell me what
I'd done in between, because as far as I'm concerned it's a blank."  I
could almost feel the procession of emotions flowing out of him.
Surprise, elation, relief and a feeling that this was a totally
unexpected piece of luck.  He felt confident enough to return to
abuse.

Why the bloody hell should you have wanted to visit me?  You couldn't
get shot of me fast enough."

I don't know," I said glumly.  I suppose you didn't ring me up and ask
me..."

You're so right I didn't.  And don't you come hanging round.  I've had
a bellyful of you and I wouldn't have you back if you crawled."  He
scowled, turned away and strode off, and only because I knew what he
must really be thinking could I discern the twist of satisfied smile
that he couldn't entirely hide.  He left me in much the same state.  If
he was warning me so emphatically to stay away from his stables there
was the best of chances that Energise was back there, alive and well. 
I watched his sturdy back view threading through the crowd, with people
smiling at him as he passed.  Everyone's idea of a bright young trainer
going places.  My idea of a ruthless little crook.

At Christmas I had written to Allie in code four.

Which is the first night you could have dinner with me and where?  I
enclose twenty dollars for cab fare home.

On the morning after Newbury races I received her ?  reply, also in
groups of five letters, but not in code four.  She had jumbled her
answer ingeniously enough for it to ?  take me two minutes to unravel
it.  Very short messages were always the worst, and this was brief
indeed.

January fifth in Miami.~~

I laughed aloud.  And she had kept the twenty bucks.

The Racing Calendar came in the same post.  I took it and a cup of
coffee over to the big window on the balcony and sat in an armchair
there to read.  The sky over the Zoo in Regent's Park looked as heavy
and grey as the day before, thick with the threat of snow.  Down by the
canal the bare branches of trees traced tangled black lines across the
brown water and grassy banks, and the ribbon traffic as usual shattered
the illusion of rural peace.  I enjoyed this view of life which, like
my work, was a compromise between old primitive roots and new glossy
technology.  Contentment, I thought, lay in being succoured by the
first and cosseted by the second.  If I'd had a pagan god, it would
have been electricity, which sprang from the skies and galvanised
machines. Mysterious lethal force of nature, harnessed and insulated
and delivered on tap.  My welder-uncle had made electricity seem a
living person to me as a child.  Electricity will catch you if you
don't look out.  He said it as a warning; and I thought of Electricity
as a fiery monster hiding in the wires and waiting to pounce.  The
stiff yellowish pages of the Racing Calendar crackled familiarly as I
opened their double spread and folded them back.  The Calendar,
racing's official weekly publication, contained lists of horses entered
for forthcoming races, pages and pages of them, four columns to a page.
The name of each horse was accompanied by the name of its owner and
trainer, and also by its age and the weight it would have to carry if
it ran.  With pencil in hand to act as insurance against skipping a
line with the eye, I began painstakingly, as I had the previous week
and the week before that, to check the name, owner, and trainer of
every horse entered in hurdle races.

Grapevine (Mrs.  R. Want age) B. Fritwell .. 6 i i i I

Pirate Boy (Lord Dresden) A. G. Barnes .. 10 I I 4

Hopfield (Mr.  Paul Hatheleigh) K. Poundsgate 5 I I 2

There were reams of them.  I finished the Worcester entries with a
sigh.  Three hundred and sixty-eight down for one novice hurdle and
three hundred and forty-nine for another, and not one of them what I
was looking for.

My coffee was nearly cold.  I drank it anyway and got on with the races
scheduled for Taunton.  Hundreds more names, but nothing.  Ascot,
nothing.  Newcastle, nothing.  Warwick, Teesside, Plumpton, Doncaster,
nothing.  I put the Calendar down for a bit and went out onto the
balcony for some air.  Fiercely cold air, slicing down to the lungs.
Primeval arctic air carrying city gunge: the mixture as before.  Over
in the Park the zoo creatures were quiet, sheltering in warmed houses.
They always made more noise in the summer.  Return to the task.
Huntingdon, Market Rasen, Stratford on Avon... I sighed before starting
Stratford and checked how many more still lay ahead.  Nottingham,
Carlisle and Wetherby.  I was in for another wasted morning, no doubt.
Turned back to Stratford, and there it was.  I blinked and looked again
carefully, as if the name would vanish if I took my eyes off it.  Half
way down among sixty-four entries for the Shakespeare Novice Hurdle.

Padellic (Mr.  Leeds) 3. Leeds 5 10 7

Padellic.  It was the first time the name had appeared in association
with Jody.  I knew the names of all his usual horses well, and what I
had been searching for was a new one, an unknown.  Owned, if my
theories were right, by Jody himself.  And here it was.  Nothing in the
Calendar to show Padellic's colour or markings.  I fairly sprinted over
to the shelf where I kept a few form books and looked him up in every
index.  Little doubt, I thought.  He was listed as a black or brown
gelding, five years old, a half-bred by a thorough bred sire out of a
hunter mare.  He had been trained by a man I'd never heard of and he
had run three times in four-year-old hurdles without being placed.  I
telephoned to the trainer at once, introducing myself as a Mr. Robinson
trying to buy a cheap novice.

Pad ellie?"  he said in a forthright Birmingham accent.  I got shot of
that bugger round October time.  No bloody good.  Couldn't run fast
enough to keep warm.  Is he up for sale again?  Can't say as I'm
surprised.  He's a right case of the slows, that one."

Er... where did you sell him?"  I asked tentatively.

Sent him to Doncaster mixed sales.  Right bloody lot they had there. He
fetched four hundred quid and I reckon he was dear at that.  Only the
one bid, you see.  I reckon the bloke could've got him for three
hundred if he'd tried.  I was right pleased to get four for him, I'll
tell you."

Would you know who bought him?"

Eh?"  He sounded surprised at the question.  Can't say.  He paid cash
to the auctioneers and didn't give his name.  I saw him make his bid,
that's all.  Big fellow.  I'd never clapped eyes on him before. Wearing
sunglasses.  I didn't see him after.  He paid up and took the horse
away and I was right glad to be shot of him.

What is the horse like?"  I asked.

I told you, bloody slow."

No, I mean to look at."

Eh?  I thought you were thinking of buying him."

Only on paper, so to speak.  I thought," I lied, that he still belonged
to you."

Oh, I see.  He's black, then.  More or less black, with a bit of brown
round the muzzle."

Any white about him?"

Not a hair.  Black all over.  Black uns are often no good.  I bred him,
see?  Meant to be bay, he was, but he turned out black.  Not a bad
looker, mind.  He fills the eye.  But nothing there where it matters.
No speed."

Can he jump?"

Oh ayIn his own good time.  Not bad."

Well, thanks very much."

You'd be buying a monkey," he said warningly.  Don't say as I didn't
tell you."

I won't buy him," I assured him.  Thanks again for your advice."  I put
down the receiver reflectively.  There might of course be dozens of
large untraceable men in sunglasses going round the sales paying cash
for slow black horses with no markings; and then again there might not.
The telephone bell rang under my hand.  I picked up the receiver at the
first ring.

Steven?"  No mistaking that cigar-and-port voice.  Charlie."

Have you lunched yet?"  he said.  I've just got off a train round the
corner at Euston and I thought..."

Here or where?"  I said.

I'll come round to you."

Great."  He came, beaming and expansive, having invested three million
somewhere near Rugby.  Charlie, unlike some merchant bankers, liked to
see things for himself.  Reports on paper were all very well, he said,
but they didn't give you the smell of a thing.  If a project smelt
wrong, he didn't disgorge the cash.  Charlie followed his nose and
Charlie's nose was his fortune.  The feature in question buried itself
gratefully in a large scotch and water.

How about some of that nosh you gave Bert?"  he suggested, coming to
the surface.  To tell you the truth I get tired of eating in
restaurants."

We repaired amicably to the kitchen and ate bread and bacon and curried
baked beans and sausages, all of which did no good at all to anyone's
waistline, least of all Charlie's.  He patted the bulge affectionately.
Have to get some weight off, one of these days.  But not today," he
said.  We took coffee back to the sitting-room and settled comfortably
in armchairs.

I wish I lived the way you do," he said.  So easy and relaxed."  I
smiled.  Three weeks of my quiet existence would have driven him
screaming to the madhouse.  He thrived on bustle, big business, fast
decisions, financial juggling and the use of power.  And three weeks of
all that, I thought in fairness, would have driven me mad even
quicker.

Have you made that lock yet?"  he asked.  He was lighting a cigar round
the words and they sounded casual, but I wondered all of a sudden if
that was why he had come.

Half," I said.  He shook his match to blow it out.  Let me know," he
said.

I promised."  He drew in a lungful of Havana and nodded, his eyes
showing unmistakably now that his mind was on duty for his bank.

Which would you do most for," I asked.  Friendship or the lock?"  He
was a shade startled.  Depends what you want done."

Practical help in a counter-offensive."

Against Jody?"  I nodded.

Friendship," he said.  That comes under the heading of friendship.  You
can count me in."  His positiveness surprised me.  He saw it and
smiled.

What he did to you was diabolical.  Don't forget, I was here.  I saw
the state you were in.  Saw the humiliation of that drink charge, and
the pain from God knows what else.  You looked a little below par and
that's a fact."

Sorry."

Don't be.  If it was just your pocket he'd bashed, I would probably be
ready with cool advice but not active help."  I hadn't expected
anything like this.  I would have thought it would have been the other
way round, that the loss of property would have angered him more than
the loss of face.

If you're sure..."  I said uncertainly.

Of course."  He was decisive.  What do you want done?"  I picked up the
Racing Calendar, which was lying on the floor beside my chair, and
explained how I'd looked for and found Padellic.

He was bought at Doncaster sales for cash by a large man in sunglasses
and he's turned up in Jody's name."

Suggestive."

I'd lay this house to a sneeze," I said, that Rupert Ramsey is worrying
his guts out trying to train him for the Champion Hurdle."  Charlie
smoked without haste.  Rupert Ramsey has Padellic, but thinks he has
Energise.  Is that right?"  I nodded.

And Jody is planning to run Energise at Stratford on Avon in the name
of Padellic?"

I would think so," I said.

So would I."

Only it's not entirely so simple."

Why not?"

Because," I said, I've found two other races for which Padellic is
entered, at Nottingham and Lingfield.  All the races are ten to
fourteen days ahead and there's no telling which Jody will choose."  He
frowned.  What difference does it make, which he chooses?"  I told him.
He listened with his eyes wide open and the eyebrows disappearing
upwards into his hair.  At the end, he was smiling.

So how do you propose to find out which race he's going for?"  he
asked.

I thought," I said, that we might mobilise your friend Bert.  He'd do a
lot for you."

What, exactly?"

Do you think you could persuade him to apply for a job in one of Ganser
Mays' betting shops?"  Charlie began to laugh.  How much can I tell
him?"

Only what to look for.  Not why."

You slay me, Steven."

And another thing," I said, how much do you know about the limitations
of working hours for truck drivers?"  Snow was falling when I flew out
of Heathrow, thin scurrying flakes in a driving wind.  Behind me I left
a half.  finished lock, a half-mended car and a half-formed plan.
Charlie had telephoned to say Bert Huggerneck had been taken on at one
of the shops formerly owned by his ex-boss and I had made cautious
enquiries from the auctioneers at Doncaster.  I'd had no success.  They
had no record of the name of the person who'd bought Padellic.  Cash
transactions were common.  They couldn't possibly remember who had
bought one particular cheap horse three months earlier.  End of
enquiry.  Owen had proclaimed himself as willing as Charlie to help in
any way he could.  Personal considerations apart, he said, whoever had
bent the Lamborghini deserved hanging.  When I came back, he would help
me build the scaffold.  The journey from snow to sunshine took eight
hours.  Seventy-five degrees at Miami airport and only a shade cooler
outside the hotel on Miami Beach; and it felt great.  Inside the hotel
the air-conditioning brought things nearly back to an English winter,
but my sixth-floor room faced straight towards the afternoon sun.  I
drew back the closed curtains and opened the window, and let heat and
light flood in.  Below, round a glittering pool, tall palm trees swayed
in the sea wind.  Beyond, the concrete edge to the hotel grounds led
immediately down to a narrow strip of sand and the frothy white waves
edging the Atlantic, with mile upon mile of deep blue water stretching
away to the lighter blue horizon.  I had expected Miami Beach to be
garish and was unprepared for its beauty.  Even the ranks of huge white
slabs of hotels with rectangular windows piercing their facades in a
uniform geometrical pattern held a certain grandeur, punctuated and
softened as they were by scattered palms.  Round the pool people lay in
rows on day beds beside white fringed sun umbrellas, soaking up
ultra-violet like a religion.  I changed out of my travel-sticky
clothes and went for a swim in the sea, paddling lazily in the warm
January water and sloughing off cares like dead skin.  Jody Leeds was
five thousand miles away, in another world.  Easy, and healing, to
forget him.  Upstairs again, showered and dressed in slacks and cotton
shirt I checked my watch for the time to telephone Allie.  After the
letters, we had exchanged cables, though not in code because the cable
company didn't like it.  I sent, What address Miami."  She replied:
Telephone four two six eight two after six any evening.~ When I called
her it was five past six on January fifth, local time.  The voice which
answered was not hers and for a soggy moment I wondered if the Western
Union had jumbled the message as they often did, and that I should
never find her.

Miss Ward?  Do you mean Miss Alexandra?"

Yes," I said with relief.

Hold the line, please."  After a pause came the familiar voice,
remembered but suddenly fresh.  Hallo?"

Allie... It's Steven."

Hi."  Her voice was laughing.  I've won close on fifty dollars if
you're in Miami."

Collect it," I said.

I don't believe it.

We have a date," I said reasonably.

Oh sure.~

Where do I find you?"

Twelve twenty-four Garden Island," she said.  Any cab will bring you.
Come right out, it's time for cocktails."  Garden Island proved to be a
shady offshoot of land with wide enough channels surrounding it to
justify its name.  The cab rolled slowly across twenty yards of
decorative iron bridge and came to a stop outside twelve twenty-four. I
paid off the driver and rang the bell.  From the outside the house
showed little.  The whitewashed walls were deeply obscured by tropical
plants and the windows by insect netting.  The door itself looked solid
enough for a bank.  Allie opened it.  Smiled widely.  Gave me a
noncommittal kiss.

This is my cousin's house," she said.  Come in.  Behind its secretive
front the house was light and large and glowing with clear,
uncomplicated colours.  Blue, sea-green, bright pink, white and orange;
clean and sparkling.

My cousin Minty," Allie said, and her husband, Warren Barbo."  I shook
hands with the cousins.  Minty was neat, dark and utterly
self-possessed in lemon coloured beach pyjamas.  Warren was large,
sandy and full of noisy good humour.  They gave me a tall, iced,
unspecified drink and led me into a spacious glass-walled room for a
view of the setting sun.  Outside in the garden the yellowing rays fell
on a lush lawn, a calm pool and white painted lounging chairs.  All
peaceful and prosperous and a million miles from blood, sweat and
tears.

Alexandra tells us you're interested in horses," Warren said, making
host-like conversation.

I don't know how long you reckon on staying, but there's a race meet at
Hialeah right now, every day this week.  And the blood-stock sales, of
course, in the evenings.  I'll be going myself some nights and I'd be
glad to have you along."  The idea pleased me, but I turned to Allie.

What are your plans?"

Millie and I split up," she said without visible regret.  She said when
we were through with Christmas and New Year she would be off to Japan
for a spell, so I grabbed a week down here with Minty and Warren."

Would you come to the races, and the sales?"

Sure."

I have four days," I said.  She smiled brilliantly but without promise.
Several other guests arrived for drinks at that point and Allie said
she would fetch the canapes.  I followed her to the kitchen.

You can carry the stone crabs," she said, putting a large dish into my
hands.  And okay, after a while we can sneak out and eat some place
else."  For an hour I helped hand round those understudies for a
banquet, American-style canapes.  Allie's delicious work.  I ate two or
three and like a true male chauvinist meditated on the joys of marrying
a good cook.  I found Minty at my side, her hand on my arm, her gaze
following mine.

She's a great girl," she said.  She swore you would come."

Good," I said with satisfaction.  Her eyes switched sharply to mine
with a grin breaking out.  She told us to be careful what we said to
you, because you always understood the implications, not just the
words. And I guess she was right."

You've only told me that she wanted me to come and thought I liked her
enough to do it."

Yeah, but..."  She laughed.  She didn't actually say all that."

I see what you mean."  She took out of my hands a dish of thin pastry
boats filled with pink chunks of lobster in pale green mayonnaise.
You've done more than your duty here," she smiled.  Get on out."  She
lent us her car.  Allie drove it northwards along the main boulevard of
Collins Avenue and pulled up at a restaurant called Stirrup and
Saddle.

I thought you might feel at home here," she said teasingly.  The place
was crammed.  Every table in sight was taken, and as in many American
restaurants, the tables were so close together that only emaciated
waiters could inch around them.  Blow-ups of racing scenes decorated
the walls and saddles and horseshoes abounded.  Dark decor, loud
chatter and, to my mind, too much light.  A slightly harassed head
waiter intercepted us inside the door.

Do you have reservations, sir?"  I began to say I was sorry, as there
were dozens of people already waiting round the bar, when Allie
interrupted.

Table for two, narhe of Barbo."  He consulted his lists, smiled,
nodded. This way, sir."  There was miraculously after all one empty
table, tucked in a corner but with a good view of the busy room.

We sat comfortably in dark wooden-armed chairs and watched the head
waiter turn away the next customers decisively.

When did you book this table?"  I asked.

Yesterday.  As soon as I got down here."  The white teeth gleamed.  I
got Warren to do it; he likes this place.  That's when I made the bets.
He and Minty said it was crazy, you wouldn't come all the way from
England just to take me out to eat."

And you said I sure was crazy enough for anything."

I sure did."  We ate bluepoint oysters and barbecued baby ribs with
salad alongside.  Noise and clatter from other tables washed around us
and waiters towered above with huge loaded trays.  Business was
brisk.

Do you like it here?"  Allie asked, tackling the ribs.

Very much."  She seemed relieved.  I didn't add that some quiet
candlelight would have done even better.

Warren says all horse people like it, the same way he does."

How horsey is Warren?"

He owns a couple of two-year-olds.  Has them in training with a guy in
Aiken, North Carolina.  He was hoping they'd be running here at Hialeah
but they've both got chipped knees and he doesn't know if they'll be
any good any more.~

What are chipped knees?"  I asked.

Don't you have chipped knees in England?"

Heaven knows."

So will Warren."  She dug into the salad, smiling down at the food.
Warren's business is real estate but his heart beats out there where
the hooves thunder along the homestretch."

Is that how he puts it?"

Her smile widened.  It sure is."

He said he'd take us to Hialeah tomorrow, if you'd like."

I might as well get used to horses, I suppose."  She spoke with utter
spontaneity and then in a way stood back and looked at what she'd said.
I mean..."  she stuttered.

I know what you mean," I said smiling.

You always do, dammit."  We finished the ribs and progressed to coffee.
She asked how fast I'd recovered from the way she had seen me last and
what had happened since.  I told her about the gossip columns and the
car, and she was fiercely indignant; mostly, I gathered, because of the
car.

But it was so beautiful!"

It will be again."

I'd like to murder that Jody Leeds."  She scarcely noticed, that time,
that she was telling me what she felt for me.  The sense of a smoothly
deepening relationship filled me with contentment: and it was also
great fun.  After three cups of dawdled coffee I paid the bill and we
went out to the car.

I can drop you off at your hotel," Allie said.  It's quite near
here."

Certainly not.  I'll see you safely home."  She grinned.  There isn't
much danger.  All the alligators in Florida are a hundred miles away in
the Everglades."

Some alligators have two feet."

Okay, then."  She drove slowly southwards, the beginnings of a smile
curling her mouth all the way.  Outside her cousin's house she put on
the hand brake but left the engine running.

You'd better borrow this car to go back.  Minty won't mind."

No, I'll walk."

You can't.  It's all of four miles."

I like seeing things close.  Seeing how they're made."

You sure are nuts."  I switched off the engine, put my arm round her
shoulders and kissed her the same way as at home, several times.  She
sighed deeply but not, it seemed, with boredom.

I hired an Impala in the morning and drove down to Garden Island.  A
cleaner answered the door and showed me through to where Warren and
Minty were in swimsuits, standing by the pool in January sunshine as
warm as July back home.

Hi," said Minty in welcome.  Alexandra said to tell you she'll be right
back.  She's having her hair fixed."  The fixed hair, when it appeared,
looked as smooth and shining as the girl underneath.  A black-and-tan
sleeveless cotton dress did marvelous things for her waist and stopped
in plenty of time for the legs.  I imagine appreciation was written
large on my face because the wide smile broke out as soon as she saw
me.  We sat by the pool drinking cold fresh orange juice while Warren
and Minty changed into street clothes.  The day seemed an interlude, a
holiday, to me, but not to the Barbos.  Warren's life, I came to
realise, was along the lines of perpetual summer vacation interrupted
by short spells in the office.  Droves of sharp young men did the
leg-work of selling dream retirement homes to elderly sun-seekers and
Warren, the organiser, went to the races.  Hialeah Turf Club was a
sugar-icing racecourse, as pretty as lace.  Miami might show areas of
cracks and rust and sun-peeled poverty on its streets, but in the big
green park in its suburb the lush life survived and seemingly
flourished.  Bright birds in cages beguiled visitors the length of the
paddock, and a decorative pint-sized railway trundled around.  Tons of
ice cream added to weight problems and torn up Tote tickets fluttered
to the ground like snow.  The racing itself that day was moderate,
which didn't prevent me losing my bets.  Allie said it served me right,
gambling was a nasty habit on a par with jumping off cliffs.

And look where it's got you," she pointed out.

Where?"

In Ganser Mays' clutches."

Not any more."

Which came first," she said, the gamble or the race?"  All life's a
gamble.  The fastest sperm fertilizes the egg."  She laughed.  Tell
that to the chickens."  It was the sort of day when nonsense made
sense. Minty and Warren met relays of drinking pals and left us much
alone, which suited me fine, and at the end of the racing programme we
sat high up on the stands looking over the course while the sunlight
died to yellow and pink and scarlet.  Drifts of flamingoes on the small
lakes in the centre of the track deepened from pale pink to intense
rose and the sky on the water reflected silver and gold.

I bet it's snowing in London," I said.  After dark and after dinner
Warren drove us round to the sales paddock on the far side of the
racecourse, where spotlights lit a scene that was decidedly more rustic
than the stands.  Sugar icing stopped with the tourists: horse-trading
had its feet on the grass.  There were three mjtin areas linked by
short undefined paths and well-patronised open fronted bars; there was
the sale ring, the parade ring and long barns lined with stalls, where
the merchandise ate hay and suffered prods and insults and people
looking at its teeth.  Warren opted for the barns first and we wandered
down the length of the nearest while he busily consulted his catalogue.
Minty told him they were definitely not buying any more horses until
the chipped knees were all cleared up.  No dear," Warren said
soothingly, but with a gleam in his eye which spelt death to the bank
balance.  I looked at the offerings with interest.  A mixed bunch of
horses which had been raced, from three years upwards.  Warren said the
best sales were those for two-year-olds at the end of the month and
Minty said why didn't he wait awhile and see what they were like.  The
lights down the far end of the barn were dim and the horse in the last
stall of all was so dark that at first I thought the space was empty. 
Then an eye shimmered and a movement showed a faint gleam on a rounded
rump.  A black horse.  Black like Energise.  I looked at him first
because he was black, and then more closely, with surprise.  He was
indeed very like Energise.  Extremely like him.  The likeness abruptly
crystallised an idea I'd already been turning over in my mind.  A laugh
fluttered in my throat.  The horse was a gift from the gods and who was
I to look it in the mouth.

What have you found?"  Warren asked, advancing with good humour.

I've a hurdler like this at home."  Warren looked at the round label
stuck onto one hindquarter which bore the number sixty two

Hip number sixty-two," he said, flicking the pages of the catalogue.
Here it is.  Black Fire, five-year-old gelding.  Humph."  He read
quickly down?  the page through the achievements and breeding.  Not
much good and never was much good, I guess."

Pity."

Yeah."  He turned away.  Now there's a damned nice lOoking chestnut
colt along there..."

No, Warren," said Minty despairingly.  We all walked back to look at
the chestnut colt.  Warren knew no more about buying horses than I did,
and besides, the first thing I'd read on the first page of the
catalogue was the clear warning that the auctioneers didn't guarantee
the goods were of merchantable quality.  In other words, if you bought
a lame duck it was your own silly fault.

Don't pay no attention to that," said Warren expansively.  As long as
you don't take the horse out of the sales paddock, you can get a
veterinarian to check a horse you've bought, and if he finds anything
wrong you can call the deal off.  But you have to do it within
twenty-four hours."

Sounds fair."

Sure.  You can have x-rays even.  Chipped knees would show on an x-ray.
Horses can walk and look okay with chipped knees but they sure can't
race.~ Allie said with mock resignation, So what exactly are chipped
knees?"  Warren said Cracks and compressions at the ends of the bones
at the knee joint."

From falling down?"  Alhie asked.  Warren laughed kindly.  No.  From
too much hard galloping on dirt.  The thumping does it.  I borrowed the
sales catalogue from Warren again for a deeper look at the regulations
and found the twenty-four hour inspection period applied only to brood
mares, which wasn't much help.  I mentioned it diffidently to Warren.
It says here," I said neutrally, that it's wise to have a vet look at a
horse for soundness before you bid.  After is too late."

Is that so?"  Warren retrieved his book and peered at the small print.
Well, I guess you're right."  He received the news good-naturedly. Just
shows how easy it is to go wrong at horse sales."

And I hope you remember it," Minty said with meaning.  Warren did in
fact seem a little discouraged from his chestnut colt but I wandered
back for a second look at Black Fire and found a youth in jeans and
grubby sweat shirt bringing him a bucket of water.

Is this horse yours?"  I asked.

Nope.  I'm just the help."

Which does he do most, bite or kick?"  The boy grinned.  Reckon he's
too lazy for either."

Would you take him out of that dark stall so I could have a look at him
in the light?"

Sure."  He untied the halter from the tethering ring and brought Black
Fire out into the central alley, where the string of electric lights
burned without much enthusiasm down the length of the barn.

There you go, then," he said, persuading the horse to arrange its legs
as if for a photograph.

Fine looking fella, isn't he?"

What you can see of him," I agreed.  I looked at him critically,
searching for differences.  But there was no doubt he was the same.
Same height, same elegant shape, even the same slightly dished
Arab-looking nose.  And black as coal, all over.  When I walked up and
patted him he bore it with fortitude.  Maybe his sweet nature, I
thought.  Or maybe tranquillisers.  On the neck or head of many horses
the hair grew in one or more whorls, making a pattern which was entered
as an identifying mark on the passports.  Energise had no whorls at
all.  Nor had Padellic.  I looked carefully at the forehead, cheeks,
neck and shoulders of Black Fire and ran my fingers over his coat.  As
far as I could feel or see in that dim light, there were no whorls on
him either.

Thanks a lot," I said to the boy, stepping back.  He looked at me with
surprise.  You don't aim to look at his teeth or feel his legs?"

Is there something wrong with them?"

I guess not."

Then I won't bother," I said and left unsaid the truth understood by us
both, that even if I'd inspected those extremities I wouldn't have been
any the wiser.

Does he have a tattoo number inside his lip?"  I asked.  Yeah, of
course."  The surprise raised his eyebrows to peaks, like a clown. Done
when he first raced."

What is it?"

Well, gee, I doa't know."  His tone said he couldn't be expected to and
no one in his senses would have bothered to ask.

Take a look."

Well, okay."  He shrugged and with the skill of practice opened the
horse's mouth and turned down the lower lip.  He peered closely for a
while during which time the horse stood suspiciously still, and then
let him go.

Far as I can see there's an F and a six and some others, but it's not
too light in here and anyway the numbers get to go fuzzy after a while,
and this fella's five now so the tattoo would be all of three years
old."

Thanks anyway."

You're welcome."  He pocketed my offered five bucks and took the very
un fiery Black Fire back to his stall.  I turned to find Allie, Warren
and Minty standing in a row, watching.  Allie and Minty both wore
indulgent feminine smiles and Warren was shaking his head.

That horse has won a total of nine thousand three hundred dollars in
three years' racing," he said.  He won't have paid the feed bills."  He
held out the catalogue opened at Black Fire's page, and I took it and
read the vaguely pathetic race record for myself.

At two, unpiaced.  At three, three wins, four times third.  At four,
twice third.  Total: three wins, six times third, earned $,9,326."  A
modest success as a three-year-old, but all in fairly low-class races.
I handed the catalogue back to Warren with a smile of thanks, and we
moved unhurriedly out of that barn and along to the next.  When even
Warren had had a surfeit of peering into stalls we went outside and
watched the first entries being led into the small wooden-railed
collecting ring.  A circle of lights round the rails lit the scene,
aided by spotlights set among the surrounding trees.  Inside, as on a
stage, small bunches of people anxiously added the finishing touches of
gloss which might wring a better price from the unperceptive.  Some of
the horses' manes were decorated with a row of bright wool pompoms,
arching along the top of the neck from ears to withers as if ready for
the circus.  Hip No.  I, resplendent in scarlet pompoms, raised his
long bay head and whinnied theatrically.  I told Allie and the Barbos I
would be back in a minute and left them leaning on the rails.  A couple
of enquiries and one misdirection found me standing in the cramped
office of the auctioneers in the sale ring building.

A report from the veterinarian?  Sure thing.  Pay in advance, please.
If you don't want to wait, return for the report in half an hour."  I
paid and went back to the others.  Warren was deciding it was time for
a drink and we stood for a while in the fine warm night near one of the
bars drinking Bacardi and Coke out of throwaway cartons.  Brilliant
light poured out of the circular sales building in a dozen places
through open doors and slatted windows.

Inside, the banks of canvas chairs were beginning to fill up, and down
on the rostrum in the centre the auctioneers were shaping up to
starting the evening's business.  We finished the drinks, duly threw
away the cartons and followed the crowd into the show.  Hip No i
waltzed in along a ramp and circled the rostrum with all his pompoms
nodding. The auctioneer began his sing-song selling, amplified and
insistent, and to me, until my ears adjusted, totally unintelligible. 
Hip No i made five thousand dollars and Warren said the prices would
all be low because of the economic situation.  Horses came and went. 
When Hip No 15 in orange pompoms had fetched a figure which had the
crowd murmuring in excitement I slipped away to the office and found
that the veterinary surgeon himself was there, dishing out his findings
to other enquirers.

Hip number sixty-two?"  he echoed.  Sure, let me find my notes."  He
turned over a page or two in a notebook.  Here we are.  Dark bay or
brown gelding, right?"

Black," I said.

Uh, uh.  Never say black."  He smiled briefly, a busy middle-aged man
with an air of a clerk.

Five years.  Clean bill of health."  He shut the notebook and turned to
the next customer.

Is that all?"  I said blankly.

Sure," he said briskly.  No heart murmur, legs cool, teeth consistent
with given age, eyes normal, range of movement normal, trots sound.  No
bowed tendons, no damaged knees."

Thanks," I said.

You're welcome."

Is he tranquillised?"  He looked at me sharply, then smiled.  I guess
so.  Acepromazine probably."

Is that usual, or would he be a rogue?"

I wouldn't think he'd had much.  He should be okay."

Thanks again."  I went back to the sale ring in time to see Warren
fidgeting badly over the sale of the chestnut colt.  When the price
rose to fifteen thousand Minty literally clung on to his hands and told
him not to be a darned fool.

He must be sound," Warren protested, to make that money.~ The colt made
twenty-five thousand in thirty seconds' brisk bidding and Warren's
regrets rumbled on all evening.  Minty relaxed as if the ship of state
had safely negotiated a killing reef and said she would like a breath
of air.  We went outside and leaned again on the collecting ring rails.
There were several people from England at the sales.  Faces I knew,
faces which knew me.  No close friends, scarcely acquaintances, but
people who would certainly notice and remark if I did anything
unexpected.  I turned casually to Warren.

I've money in New York," I said.  I can get it tomorrow.  Would you
lend me some tonight?"

Sure," he said good-naturedly, fishing for his wallet.  How much do you
need?"

Enough to buy that black gelding."

What?"  His hand froze and his eyes widened.

Would you buy it for me?"

You're kidding."

No."  He looked at Allie for help.  Does he mean it?"

He's sure crazy enough for anything," she said.

That's just what it is," Warren said.  Crazy.  Crazy to buy some
goddamned useless creature, just because he looks like a hurdler you've
got back home."

To Allie this statement suddenly made sense.  She smiled vividly and
said, What are you going to do with him?"  I kissed her forehead.  I
tend to think in circles," I said.

I0

Warren, enjoying himself hugely, bought Black Fire for four thousand
six hundred dollars.  Bid for it, signed for it, and paid for it.  With
undiminished good nature he also contracted for its immediate removal
from Hialeah and subsequent shipment by air to England.

Having himself a ball," Minty said.  His good spirits lasted all the
way back to Garden Island and through several celebratory nightcaps. 
You sure bought a stinker," he said cheerfully, But boy, I haven't had
so much fun in years.  Did you see that guy's face, the one I bid
against? He thought he was getting it for a thousand."  He chuckled. 
At four thousand five he sure looked mad and he could see I was going
on for ever."  Minty began telling him to make the most of it, it was
the last horse he'd be buying for a long time, and Allie came to the
door to see me off.  We stood outside for a while in the dark, close
together.

One day down.  Three to go," she said.

No more horses," I promised.

Okay."

And fewer people."  A pause.  Then again, Okay."  I smiled and kissed
her good night and pushed her indoors before my best intentions should
erupt into good old-fashioned lust.  The quickest way to lose her would
be to snatch.

She said how about Florida Keys and how about a swim and how about a
picnic.  We went in the Impala with a cold box of goodies in the boot
and the Tropic of Cancer flaming away over the horizon ahead.  The
highway to Key West stretched for mile after mile across a linked chain
of causeways and small islands.  Palm trees, sand dunes, sparkling
water and scrubby grass.  Few buildings.  Sun-bleached wooden huts,
wooden landing stages, fishing boats.  Huge skies, hot sun, vast seas.
Also Greyhound buses on excursions and noisy families in station wagons
with Mom in pink plastic curlers.  Allie had brought directions from
Warren about one of the tiny islands where he fished, and when we
reached it we turned off the highway on to a dusty side road that was
little more than a track.  It ended abruptly under two leaning palms,
narrowing to an Indian file path through sand dunes and tufty grass
towards the sea.  We took the picnic box and walked, and found
ourselves surprisingly in a small sa~ndy hollow from which neither the
car nor the road could be seen.

That," said Allie, pointing at the sea, is Hawk Channel."

Can't see any hawks."

You'd want cooks in Cook Strait."  She took off the loose white dress
she'd worn on the way down and dropped it on the sand.  Underneath she
wore a pale blue and white bikini, and underneath that, warm honey
coloured skin.  She took the skin without more ado into the sea and I
stripped off shirt and trousers and followed her.  We swam in the free
warm-cool water and it felt the utmost in luxury.

Why are these islands so uninhabited?"  I asked.

Too small, most of them.  No fresh water.  Hurricanes, as well.  It
isn't always so gentle here.  Sizzling hot in the summer and terrible
storms."  The wind in the palm tree tops looked as if butter wouldn't
melt in its mouth.  We splashed in the shallows and walked up the short
beach to regain the warm little hollow, Allie delivering on the way a
fairly non-stop lecture about turtles, bonefish, marlin and tarpon.  It
struck me in the end that she was talking fast to hide that she was
feeling self-conscious.  I fished in my jacket pocket and brought out a
twenty dollar bill.

Bus fare home," I said, holding it out to her.  She Laughed a little
jerkily.  I still have the one you sent from England."

Did you bring it?"  She smiled, shook her head, took the note from me,
folded it carefully and pushed it into the wet top half of her
bikini.

It'll be safe there," she said matter-of-factly.  How about a vodka
martini?"  She had brought drinks, ice and delicious food.  The sun in
due course shifted thirty degrees round the sky, and I lay lazily
basking in it while she put the empties back in the picnic box and
fiddled with spoons.

Allie?"

Mm?"

How about now?"  She stopped the busy rattling.  Sat back on her an
ides Pushed the hair out of her eyes and finally looked at my face.

Try sitting here," I said, patting the sand beside me with an
unemphatic palm.  She tried it.  Nothing cataclysmic seemed to happen
to her in the way of fright.

You've done it before," I said persuasively, stating a fact.

Yeah.."  but..."

But what?"

I didn't really like it."

Why not?"

I don't know.  I didn't like the boy enough, I expect."

Then why the hell sleep with him?"

You make it sound so simple.  But at college, well, one sort of had to.
Three years ago, most of one summer.  I haven't done it since.  I've
been not exactly afraid to, but afraid I would.."  be unfair..."  She
stopped.

You can catch a bus whenever you like," I said.  She smiled and bit by
bit lay down beside me.  I knew she wouldn't have brought me to this
hidden place if she hadn't been willing at least to try.  But
acquiescence, in view of what she'd said, was no longer enough.  If she
didn't enjoy it, I couldn't.  I went slowly, giving her time.  A touch.
A kiss.  An undemanding smoothing of hand over skin.  She breathed
evenly through her nose, trusting but unaroused.

Clothes off?"  I suggested.  No one can see us."  Okay."  She unhitched
the bikini top, folded it over the twenty dollars, and put it on the
sand beside her.  The pants in a moment followed.  Then she sat with
her arms wrapped round her knees, staring out to sea.

Come on," I said, smiling, my shorts joining hers.  The fate worse than
death isn't all that bad."  She laughed with naturalness and lay down
beside me,

and it seemed as if she'd made up her mind to do her best, even if she
found it unsatisfactory.  But in a while she gave the first
uncontrollable shiver of authentic pleasure, and after that it became
not just all right but very good indeed.

Oh God," she said in the end, half laughing, half gasping for air.  I
didn't know... Didn't know what?"  I said, sliding lazily down beside
her.

At college.."  he was clumsy.  And too quick."  She stretched out her
hand, fumbled in the bikini and picked up the twenty dollar note.  She
waved it in the air, holding it between finger and thumb.  Then she
laughed and opened her hand, and the wind blew her fare home away along
the beach.

II

London was cold enough to encourage emigration.  I arrived back early
Tuesday morning with sand in my shoes and sympathy for Eskimos, and
Owen collected me with a face pinched and blue.

We've had snow and sleet and the railways are on strike," he said,
putting my suitcase in the hired Cortina.  Also the mild steel you
ordered hasn't come and there's a cobra loose somewhere in Regent's
Park."

Thanks very much."

Not at all, sir."

Anything else?"

A Mr.  Kennet rang from Newmarket to say Hermes has broken down.  And
... sir... What?  I prompted, trying to dredge up resignation.

Did you order a load of manure, sir?"

Of course not."  The total garden in front of my house consisted of
three tubs of fuchsia, an old walnut tree and several square yards of
paving slabs.  At the rear, nothing but workshop.

Some has been delivered, sir."

How much?"

I can't see the dust men moving it."  He drove steadily from Heathrow
to home, and I dozed from the jet-lag feeling that it was midnight. 
When we stopped it was not in the driveway but out on the road, because
the driveway was completely blocked by a dung-hill five feet high.  It
was even impossible to walk round it without it sticking to one's
shoes.  I crabbed sideways with my suitcase to the door, and Owen drove
off to find somewhere else to park.  Inside, on the mat, I found the
delivery note.  A postcard handwritten in ball point capitals, short
and un sweet

Shit to the shit."  Charming little gesture.  Hardly original, but
disturbing all the same, because it spoke so eloquently of the hatred
prompting it.  Felicity, I wondered?  There was something remarkably
familiar about the consistency of the load.  A closer look revealed
half rotted horse droppings mixed with a little straw and a lot of
sawdust.  Straight from a stable muck heap, not from a garden supplier:
and if it looked exactly like Jody's own familiar muck heap, that
wasn't in itself conclusive.  I dared say one vintage was much like
another.  Owen came trudging back and stared at the smelly obstruction
in disgust.

If I hadn't been using the car to go home, like you said, I wouldn't
have been able to get out of the garage this morning to fetch you.~

When was it dumped?"

I was here yesterday morning, sir.  Keeping an eye on things.  Then
this morning I called round to switch on the central heating, and there
it was."  I showed him the card.  He looked, read, wrinkled his nose in
distaste, but didn't touch.

There'll be fingerprints on that, I shouldn't wonder."

Do you think it's worth telling the police?"  I asked dubiously.

Might as well, sir.  You never know, this nutter might do something
else.  I mean, whoever went to all this trouble is pretty sick."

You're very sensible, Owen."

Thank you, sir.  We went indoors and I summoned the constabulary, who
came in the afternoon, saw the funny side of it, and took away the card
in polythene.

What are we going to do with the bloody stuff?"  said Owen morosely. No
one will want it on their flower beds, it's bung full of undigested hay
seeds and that means weeds."

We'll shift it tomorrow."

There must be a ton of it."  He frowned gloomily.  I didn't mean
spadeful by spadeful," I said.  Not you and I. We'll hire a grab."
Hiring things took the rest of the day.  Extraordinary what one could
hire if one tried.  The grab proved to be one of the easiest on a long
list.  At about the time merchant bankers could reasonably be expected
to be reaching for their hats, I telephoned to Charlie.

Are you going straight home?"  I asked.

Not necessarily."

Care for a drink?"

On my way," he said.  When he arrived, Owen took his Rover to park it
and Charlie stood staring at the muck heap, which looked no more
beautiful under the street lights and was moreover beginning to ooze
round the edges.

Someone doesn't love me," I said with a grin.  Come on in and wipe your
feet rather thoroughly on the mat."

What a stink."

Lavatory humour," I agreed.  He left his shoes alongside mine on the
tray of newspaper Owen had prudently positioned near the front door and
followed me upstairs in his socks.

Who?"  he said, shaping up to a large scotch.

A shit is what Jody's wife Felicity called me after Sandown."

Do you think she did it?"

Heaven knows.  She's a capable girl."

Didn't anyone see the... er... delivery?"

Owen asked the neighbours.  No one saw a thing.  No one ever does, in
London.  All he discovered was that the muck wasn't there at seven
yesterday evening when the man from two doors along let his labrador
make use of my fuchsia tubs."  He drank his whisky and asked what I'd
done in Miami.  I couldn't stop the smile coming.

Besides that," he said.

I bought a horse."

You're a glutton for punishment."

An understudy," I said, for Energise."

Tell all to your Uncle Charlie."  I told, if not all, most.

The trouble is though, that although we must be ready for Saturday at
Stratford, he might choose Nottingham on Monday or Lingfield on
Wednesday," I said.

Or none of them."

And it might freeze."

How soon would we know?"  Charlie asked.

He'll have to declare the horse to run four days before the race, but
he then has three days to change his mind and take him out again.  We
wouldn't know for sure until the runners are published in the evening
papers the day before.  And even then we need the nod from Bert
Huggerneck."

He chuckled.  Bert doesn't like the indoor life.  He's itching to get
back on the racecourse."

I hope he'll stick to the shop."

My dear fellow!"  Charlie lit a cigar and waved the match.  Bert's a
great scrapper by nature and if you could cut him in on the real action
he'd be a lot happier.  He's taken a strong dislike to Ganser Mays, and
he says that for a capitalist you didn't seem half bad.  He knows
there's something afoot and he said if there's a chance of anyone
punching Ganser Mays on the long bleeding nose he would like it to be
him."  I smiled at the verbatim reporting.  All right.  If he really
feels like that, I do indeed have a job for him."

Doing what?"

Directing the traffic."  He puffed at the cigar.  Do you know what your
plan reminds me of?"  he said.  Your own Rola toys.  There you are,
turning the single handle, and all the little pieces will rotate on
their spindles and go through their allotted acts.

You're no toy," I said.

Of course I am.  But at least I know it.  The real trick will be
programming the ones who don't."

Do you think it will all work?"  He regarded me seriously.  Given
ordinary luck, I don't see why not.~?

And you don't have moral misgivings?"  His sudden huge smile warmed
like a fire.  Didn't you know that merchant bankers are pirates under
the skin?"

Charlie took Wednesday off and we spent the whole day prospecting the
terrain.  We drove from London to Newbury, from Newbury to Stratford on
Avon, from Stratford to Nottingham, and from Nottingham back to
Newbury.

By that time the bars were open, and we repaired to the Chequers for
revivers.

There's only the one perfect place," Charlie said, and it will do for
both Stratford and Nottingham."  I nodded.  By the fruit stall."

Settle on that, then?"

Yes."

And if he isn't down to run at either of those courses we spend Sunday
surveying the road to Lingfield?"

Right."  He smiled vividly.  I haven't felt so alive since my stint in
the army.  However this turns out, I wouldn't have missed it for the
world."  His enthusiasm was infectious and we drove back to London in
good spirits.  Things had noticeably improved in the garden.  The muck
heap had gone and Owen had sloshed to some effect with buckets of
water" though without obliterating the smell.  He had also stayed late,
waiting for my return.  All three of us left our shoes in the hall and
went upstairs.

Too Japanese for words," Charlie said.

I stayed, sir," Owen said, because a call came from America."

Miss Ward?"  I said hopefully.

No, sir.  About a horse.  It was a shipping firm.  They said a horse
consigu~d to you would be on a flight to Gatwick Airport tonight as
arranged.  Probable time of arrival, ten a.m. tomorrow morning.  I
wrote it down."  He pointed to the pad beside the telephone.  But I
thought I would stay in case you didn't see it.  They said you would
need to engage transport to have the horse met."

You," I said, will be meeting it."

Very good, sir," he said calmly.

Owen," Charlie said, if he ever kicks you out, come to me."  We all sat
for a while discussing the various arrangements and Owen's part in
them.  He was as eager as Charlie to make the plan work, and he too
seemed to be plugged into some inner source of excitement.

I'll enjoy it, sir," he said, and Charlie nodded in agreement.  I had
never thought of either of them as being basically adventurous and I
had been wrong.  I was wrong also about Bert Huggerneck, and even in a
way about Allie, for they too proved to have more fire than
reservations.  Charlie brought Bert with him after work on Thursday and
we sat round the kitchen table poring over a large scale map.

That's the A34," I said, pointing with a pencil to a red line running
south to north.  It goes all the way from Newbury to Stratford.  Foi
Nottingham, you branch off just north of Oxford.  The place we've
chosen is some way south of that.  Just here..."  I marked it with the
pencil.

About a mile before you reach the Abingdon bypass."

I know that bleeding road," Bert said.  Goes past the Harwell
atomic."

That's right."

Yeah.  I'll find that.  Easy as dolly-birds."

There's a roadside fruit stall there," I said.  Shut, at this time of
year.  A sort of wooden hut."

Seen dozens of em," Bert nodded.

It has a good big space beside it for cars."

Which side of the road?"

On the near side, going north."

Yeah.  I get you."

It's on a straight stretch after a fairly steep hill.  Nothing will be
going very fast there.  Do you think you could manage?"

Here," he complained to Charlie.  That's a bleeding insult."

Sorry," I said.

Is that all I do, then?  Stop the bleeding traffic?"  He sounded
disappointed; and I'd thought he might have needed to be persuaded.

No," I said.  After that you do a lot of hard work extremely
quickly."

What, for instance?"  When I told him, he sat back on his chair and
positively beamed.

That's more bleeding like it," he said.  Now that's a daisy, that is.
Now you might think I'm slow on my feet, like, with being big, but
you'd be bleeding wrong."

I couldn't do it at all without you."

Hear that?"  he said to Charlie.

It might even be true," Charlie said.  Bert at that point described
himself as peckish and moved in a straight line to the store cupboard.
What've you got here, then?  Don't you ever bleeding eat?  Do you want
this tin of ham?"

Help yourself," I said.  Bert made a sandwich inch-deep in mustard and
ate it without blinking.  A couple of cans of beer filled the cracks.

Can I chuck the betting shop, then?"  he asked between gulps.

What have you learned about Ganser Mays?"

He's got a bleeding nickname, that's one thing I've learned.  A couple
of smart young managers run his shops now, you'd never know they was
the same place.  All keen and sharp and not a shred of soft heart like
my old boss."

A soft-hearted bookmaker?"  Charlie said.  There's no such thing."

Trouble was," Bert said, ignoring him, he had a bleeding soft head and
all."

What is Ganser Mays' nickname?"  I asked.

Eh?  Oh yeah.  Well, these two smart alecs, who're sharp enough to cut
themselves, they call him Squeezer.  Squeezer Mays.  When they're
talking to each other, of course, that is."

Squeezer because he squeezes people like your boss out of business?"

You don't hang about, do you?  Yeah, that's right.  There's two sorts
of squeezer.  The one they did on my boss, telling him horses were
fixed to lose when they wasn't.  And the other way round, when the
smart alecs know a horse that's done no good before is fixed to win.
Then they go round all the little men putting thousands on, a bit here
and a bit there, and all the little men think it's easy pickings
because they think the bad horse can't win in a month of bleeding
Sundays.  And then of course it does, and they're all down the bleeding
drain.~

They owe Ganser Mays something like the National Debt."

That's right.  And they can't raise enough bread.  So then Mr.  pious
bleeding Mays comes along and says he'll be kind and take the shop to
make up the difference.  Which he does."

I thought small bookies were more clued up nowadays," I said.

You'd bleeding well think so, wouldn't you?  They'll tell you they are,
but they bleeding well aren't.  Oh sure, if they find afterwards
there's been a right fiddle, like, they squeal blue murder and refuse
to pay up, but take the money in the first place, of course they do.
Like bleeding innocent little lambs."

I don't think there would be any question of anyone thinking it a
fiddle, this time," I said.

There you are, then.  Quite a few would all of a bleeding sudden be
finding they were swallowed up by that smarmy bastard.  Just like my
poor old boss."  I reflected for a minute or two.  I think it would be
better if you stayed in the betting shop until we're certain which day
the horse is going to run.  I don't imagine they would risk letting him
loose without backing him, so we must suppose that his first race is
Err.  But if possible I'd like to be sure.  And you might hear
something, if you're still in the shop."

Keep my ears flapping, you mean?"

Absolutely.  And eyes open."

Philby won't have nothing on me," Bert said.  Charlie stretched out to
the makings of the sandwich and assembled a smaller edition for
himself.

Now, transport," I said.  I've hired all the vehicles we need from a
firm in Chiswick.  I was there this morning, looking them over.  Owen
took a Land-Rover and trailer from there to Gatwick to meet Black Fire
and ferry him to his stable, and he's coming back by train.  Then
there's the caravan for you, Charlie, and the car to pull it.  Tomorrow
Owen is driving those to Reading and leaving them in the station car
park, again coming back by train.  I got two sets of keys for the car
and caravan, so I'll give you yours now."  I went through to the
sitting room and came back with the small jingling bunch.  Whichever
day we're off~ you can go down to Reading by train and drive from
there."

Fine," Charlie said, smiling broadly.

The caravan is one they hire out for horse shows and exhibitions and
things like that.  It's fitted out as a sort of office.  No beds or
cookers, just a counter, a couple of desks, and three or four folding
chairs.  Owen and I will load it with all the things you'll need before
he takes it to Reading."

Great."

Finally there's the big van for Owen.  I'll bring that here tomorrow
and put the shopping in it.  Then we should be ready."

Here," said Bert.  How's the cash, like?"

Do you want some, Bert?"

It's only, well, seeing as how you're hiring things left right and
centre, well, I wondered if it wouldn't be better to hire a car for me
too, like.  Because my old banger isn't all that bleeding reliable,
see?  I wouldn't like to miss the fun because of a boiling bleeding
radiator or some such."

Sure," I said.  Much safer."  I went back to the sitting-room, fetched
some cash, and gave it to Bert.

Here," he said.  I don't need that much.  What do you think I'm going
to hire, a bleeding golden coach?"

Keep it anyway."  He looked at me dubiously.  I'm not doing this for
bread, mate."  I felt humbled.  Bert... Give me back what you don't
use. Or send it to the Injured Jockeys' Fund."  His face lightened. 
I'll take my old boss down the boozer a few times.  Best bleeding
charity there is!"  Charlie finished his sandwich and wiped his fingers
on his handkerchief.  You won't forget the sign-writing, will you?"  he
said.

I did it today," I assured him.  Want to see?"  We trooped down to the
workshop, where various painted pieces of the enterprise were standing
around drying.

Blimey," Bert said.  They look bleeding real."

They'd have to be," Charlie nodded.

Here," Bert said, seeing these makes it seem, well, as if it's all
going to happen."

Charlie went home to a bridge-playing wife in an opulent detached in
Surrey and Bert to the two-up two-down terraced he shared with his fat
old mum in Staines.  Some time after their departure I got the car out
and drove slowly down the M4 to Heathrow.  I was early.  About an hour
early.  I had often noticed that I tended to arrive prematurely for
things I was looking forward to, as if by being there early one could
make them happen sooner.  It worked in reverse that time.  Allie's
aeroplane was half an hour late.

Hi," she said, looking as uncrushed as if she'd travelled four miles,
not four thousand.

How's cold little old England?"

Warmer since you're here."  The wide smile had lost none of its
brilliance, but now there was also a glow in the eyes, where the Miami
sun shone from within.

Thanks for coming," I said.

I wouldn't miss this caper for the world."  She gave me a kiss full of
excitement and warmth.  And I haven't told my sister I'm coming."

Great," I said with satisfaction; and took her home to the flat.  The
change of climate was external.  We spent the night, our first
together, warmly entwined under a goose feather quilt: more
comfortable, more relaxed and altogether more cosy than the beach or
the fishing boat or my hotel bedroom on an air-conditioned afternoon in
Miami.  We set off early next morning while it was still dark,
shivering in the chill January air and impatient for the car heater to
make an effort. Adlie drove, concentrating fiercely on the left-hand
business, telling me to watch out that she didn't instinctively turn
the wrong way at crossings.  We reached the fruit stall on the A34
safely in two hours and drew up there in the wide sweep of car-parking
space.  Huge lorries ground past on the main route from the docks at
Southampton to the heavy industry area at Birmingham; a road still in
places too narrow for its traffic.  Each time a heavy truck breasted
the adjoining hill and drew level with us, it changed its gears, mostly
with a good deal of noise.  Allie raised her voice.  Not the quietest
of country spots."  I smiled.  Every decibel counts."  We drank hot
coffee from a thermos flask and watched the slow grey morning struggle
from gloomy to plain dull.

Nine o'clock," said Allie, looking at her watch.  The day sure starts
late in these parts."

We'll need you here by nine," I said.

You just tell me when to start."

Okay."  She finished her coffee.  Are you certain sure he'll come this
way?"

It's the best road and the most direct, and he always does."

One thing about having an ex-friend for an enemy," she said.  You know
his habits."  I packed away the coffee and we started again, turning
south.

This is the way you'll be coming," I said.  Straight up the A34."

Right."  She was driving now with noticeably more confidence, keeping
left without the former steady frown of anxiety.  We reached a big
crossroads and stopped at the traffic lights.  She looked around and
nodded.  When I get here, there'll only be a couple of miles to go." 
We pressed on for a few miles, the road climbing and descending over
wide stretches of bare down lands bleak and windy and uninviting.

Slow down a minute," I said.  See that turning there, to the left?
That's where Jody's stables are.  About a mile along there."

I really hate that man," she said.

You've never met him."

You don't have to know snakes to hate them."  We went round the Newbury
by-pass, Allie screwing her head round alarmingly to learn the route
from the reverse angle.

Okay," she said.  Now what?"

Still the A34.  Signposts to Winchester.  But we don't go that far."

Right."  Through Whitchurch, and six miles beyond we took a narrow side
road on the right, and in a little while turned ?  into the drive of a
dilapidated looking country house with a faded paint job on a board at
the gate.  Hanisford Manor Riding School.  First class instruction.
Residential Accommodation.  Ponies and horses for hire or at livery.  I
had chosen it from an advertisement in the Horse and Hound because of
its location, to make the drive from there to the fruit stall as simple
as possible for Allie, but now that I saw it, I had sinking doubts.
There was an overall air of life having ended, of dust settling, weeds
growing, wood rotting and hope dead.  Exaggerated, of course.  Though
the house indoors smelt faintly of fungus and decay, the proprietors
were still alive.  They were two much alike sisters, both about
seventy, with thin wiry bodies dressed in jodhpurs, hacking jackets and
boots. They both had kind faded blue eyes, long strong lower jaws, and
copious iron grey hair in businesslike hair nets.  They introduced
themselves as Miss Johnston and Mrs.  Fairchild-Smith.  They were glad
to welcome Miss Ward.  They said they hoped her stay would be
comfortable.  They never had many guests at this time of year.  Miss
Ward's horse had arrived safely the day before and they were looking
after him.

Yourselves?"  I asked doubtfully.

Certainly, ourselves."  Miss Johnston's tone dared me to imply they
were incapable.  We always cut back on staff at this time of year."
They took us out to the stables, which like everything else were
suffering from advancing years and moreover appeared to be empty. Among
a ramshackle collection of wooden structures whose doors any
self-respecting toddler could have kicked down, stood three or four
brick-built boxes in a sturdy row; in one of these we found Black Fire.
He stood on fresh straw.  There was clean water in his bucket and
good-looking hay in his net, and he had his head down to the manger,
munching busily at oats and bran.  All too clear to see where any
profits of the business disappeared: into the loving care of the
customers.

He looks fine," I said, and to myself, with relief, confirmed that he
really was indeed the double of Energise, and that in the warm distant
Miami night I hadn't been mistaken.  Alhie cleared her throat.  Er .. .
Miss Johnston, Mrs.  Fairchild-Smith... Tomorrow morning I may be
taking Black Fire over to some friends, to ride with them.  Would that
be okay?"

Of course," they said together.

Leaving at eight o'clock?"

We'll see he's ready for you, my dear," said Miss Johnston.

I'll let you know for sure when I've called my friends.  If I don't go
tomorrow, it may be Monday, or Wednesday."

Whenever you say, my dear."  Miss Johnston paused delicately.  Could
you give us any idea how long you'll be staying?"  Allie said without
hesitation.  I guess a week's board would be fair, both for Black Fire
and me, don't you.  think?  We may not be here for all of seven days,
but obviously at this time of year you won't want to be bothered with
shorter reservations."  The sisters looked discreetly pleased and when
Allie produced cash for the bulk of the bill in advance, a faint flush
appeared on their thin cheeks and narrow noses.

Aren't they the weirdest?"  Allie said as we drove out of the gates.
And how do you shift these damned gears?"  She sat this time at the
wheel of the Land-Rover I'd hired from Chiswick, learning her way round
its unusual levers.

That one with the red knob engages four-wheeled drive, and the yellow
one is for four ultra-low gears, which you shouldn't need as we're not
aiming to cross ploughed fields or drag tree stumps out of the
ground."

I wouldn't rule them out when you're around."  She drove with growing
ease, and before long we returned to hitch on the two-horse trailer.
She had never driven with a trailer before and reversing, as always,
brought the worst problems.  Mter a fair amount of swearing on all
sides and the best part of an hour's trundling around Hampshire she
said she guessed she would reach the fruit stall if it killed her. When
we returned to Hantsford Manor after refuelling she parked with the
Land Rover's nose already facing the road, so that at least she
wouldn't louse up the linkage, as she put it, before she'd even
started.

You'll find the trailer a good deal heavier with a horse in it," I
said.

You don't say."  Without encountering the sisters we returned to Black
Fire, and I produced from an inner pocket a hair-cutting gadget in the
form of a razor blade incorporated into a comb.

What are you going to do with that?"  Allie said.

If the two old girls materialise, keep them chatting," I said.  I'm
just helping the understudy to look like the star."  I went into the
box and as calmly as possible approached Black Fire.  He wore a head
collar, but was not tied up, and the first thing I did was attach him
to the tethering chain.  I ran my hand down his neck and patted him a
few times and said a few soothing non senses  He didn't seem to object
to my presence, so rather gingerly I laid the edge of the hair-cutting
comb against his black coat.  I had been told often that nervous people
made horses nervous also.  I wondered if Black Fire could feel my
fumbling inexperience.  I thought that after all this I would really
have to spend more time with horses, that owning them should entail the
obligation of intimacy.  His muscles twitched.  He threw his head up
and down.  He whinneyed.  He also stood fairly still, so that when I'd
finished my delicate scraping he had a small bald patch on his right
shoulder, the same size and in the same place as the one on Energise.
Allie leant her elbows on the closed bottom half of the stable door and
watched through the open top half.

Genius," she said smiling, Is nine tenths an infinite capacity for
taking pains."

I straightened, grinned, patted Black Fire almost familiarly, and shook
my head.  Genius is infinite pain," I said.  I'm happy.  Too bad."

How do you know, then?  About genius being pain?"

Like seeing glimpses of a mountain from the valley."

And you'd prefer to suffer on the peaks?"  I let myself out of the
loose box and carefully fastened all the bolts.

You're either issued with climbing boots, or you aren't," I said.  You
can't choose.  Just as well."  The sisters reappeared and invited us to
take sherry: a double thimbleful in unmatched cut glasses.  I looked at
my watch and briefly nodded, and Allie asked if she might use the
telephone to call the friends.  In the library, they said warmly.  This
way.  Mind the hole in the carpet.  Over there, on the desk.  They
smiled, nodded and retreated.  Beside the telephone stood a small metal
box with a stuck-on notice.  Please pay for calls.  I dialled the
London number of the Press Association and asked for the racing
section.

Horses knocked out of the novice hurdle at Stratford?"  said a voice.
Well, I suppose so, but we prefer people to wait for the evening
papers.  These enquiries waste our time."

Arrangements to make as soon as possible..."  I murmured.

Oh, all right.  Wait a sec.  Here we are..."  He read out about seven
names rather fast.  Got that?"

Yes, thank you very much," I said.  I put down the telephone slowly, my
mouth suddenly dry.  Jody had declared Padellic as a Saturday Stratford
runner three days ago.  If he had intended not to go there, he would
have had to remove his name by a Friday morning deadline of eleven
o'clock... Eleven o'clock had come and gone.  None of the horses taken
out of the novice hurdle had been Padellic.

Tomorrow," I said.  He runs tomorrow."

Oh."  Allie's eyes were wide.  Oh golly!  "Eight o'clock, Saturday
morning.  I sat in my hired Cortina in a lay-by on the road over the
top of the Downs, watching the drizzly dawn take the eye-strain out of
the passing headlights.  I was there much too early because I hadn't
been able to sleep.  The flurry of preparations all Friday afternoon
and evening had sent me to bed still in top gear and from then on my
brain had whirred relentlessly, thinking of all the things which could
go wrong.  Snatches of conversation drifted back.  Rupert Ramsey
expressing doubts and amazement on the other end of the telephone.

You want to do what?"

Take Energise for a ride in a horse box  He had a very upsetting
experience in a horse box at Sandown, in a crash... I thought it might
give him confidence to go for an uneventful drive."

I don't think it would do much good," he said.

All the same I'm keen to try.  I've asked a young chap called Pete
Duveen, who drives his own box, just to pick him up and take him for a
ride.  I thought tomorrow would be a good day.  Pete Duveen says he can
collect him at seven thirty in the morning.  Would you have the horse
ready?"

You're wasting your money," he said regretfully.  I'm afraid there's
more wrong with him than nerves."

Never mind.  And.."  will you be at home tomorrow evening?"

After I get back from Ghepstow races, yes."  The biggest race meeting
of the day was scheduled for Chepstow, over on the west side of the
Bristol Channel.  The biggest prizes were on offer there and most of
the top trainers, like Rupert, would be going.

I hope you won't object," I said, but after Energise returns from his
ride, I'd like to hire a security firm to keep an eye on him."  Silence
from the other end.  Then his voice, carefully polite.  What on earth
for?"

To keep him safe," I said reasonably.  Just a guard to patrol the
stable and make regular checks.  The guard wouldn't be a nuisance to
anybody."  I could almost feel the shrug coming down the wire along
with the resigned sigh.  Eccentric owners should be humoured.  If you
want to, I suppose... But why?"

If I called at your house tomorrow evening," I suggested diffidently, I
could explain."

Well..."  He thought for a bit.  Look, I'm having a few friends to
dinner.  Would you care to join us?"

Yes, I would," I said positively.  I'd like that very much."

I yawned in the car and stretched.  Despite anorak, gloves and thick
socks the cold encroached on fingers and toes, and through the
drizzle-wet windows the bare rolling Downs looked thoroughly
inhospitable.  Straight ahead through the windscreen wipers I could see
a good two miles of the A34.  It came over the brow of a distant hill
opposite, swept down into a large valley and rose again higher still to
cross the Downs at the point where I sat.  A couple of miles to my rear
lay the crossroads with the traffic lights, and a couple of miles
beyond that, the fruit stall.  Bert Huggerneck, wildly excited, had
telephoned at six in the evening.

Here, know what?  There's a squeezer on tomorrow!"

On Padellic?"  I said hopefully.

What else?  On bleeding little old Padellic."

How do you know?"

Listened at the bleeding door," he said cheerfully.  The two smart
alecs was talking.  Stupid bleeding gits.  All over the whole bleeding
country Ganser Mays is going to flood the little bookies' shops with
last minute bets on Padellic.  The smart alecs are all getting their
girl friends, what the little guys don't know by sight, to go round
putting on the dough.  Hundreds of them, by the sound of it."

You're a wonder, Bert."

Yeah," he said modestly.  Missed my bleeding vocation.

Owen and I had spent most of the afternoon loading the big hired van
from Chiswick and checking that we'd left nothing out.  He worked like
a demon, all energy and escaping smiles.

Life will seem flat after this," he said.

I had telephoned Charlie from Hantsford Manor and caught him before he
went to lunch.

We're off," I said.  Stratford, tomorrow."

Tally bloody ho!"  He rang me from his office again at five.  Have you
seen the evening papers?"

Not yet," I said.

Jody has two definite runners at Chepstow as well."

Which ones?"

Cricklewood in the big race and Asphodel in the handicap chase."
Cricklewood and Asphodel both belonged to the same man, who since I'd
left had become Jody's number one owner.  Cricklewood was now also
ostensibly the best horse in the yard.

That means," I said, that Jody himself will almost certainly go to
Chepstow."

I should think so," Charlie agreed.  He wouldn't want to draw attention
to Padellic by going to Stratford, would you think?"  -~

No, I wouldn't."

Just what we wanted," Charlie said with satisfaction.  Jody going to
Chepstow."

We thought he might."  Charlie chuckled.  You thought he might."  He
cleared his throat.  See you tomorrow, in the trenches.  And
Steven..."

Yes?"

Good luck with turning the handle."

Turning the handle... I looked at my watch.  Still only eight-thirty
and too early for any action.  I switched on the car's engine and let
the heater warm me up.  All the little toys, revolving on their
spindles, going through their programmed acts.  Allie, Bert, Charlie
and Owen.  Felicity and Jody Leeds, Ganser Mays.  Padellic and Energise
and Black Fire.  Rupert Ramsey and Pete Duveen.  And one little toy I
knew nothing about.  I stirred, thinking of him uneasily.  A big man
who wore sunglasses.  Who had muscles, and knew how to fight.

What else?  Who had bought Padellic at Doncaster Sales?  I didn't know
if he had bought the horse after Jody had found it, or if he knew
Energise well enough to look for a double himself; and there was no way
of finding out.  I'd left no slot for him in today's plan.  If he
turned up like a joker, he might entirely disrupt the game.  I picked
up my race glasses which were lying on the seat beside me and started
w~tching the traffic crossing the top of the opposite distant hill. 
From two miles away, even with strong magnification, it was difficult
to identify particular vehicles, and in the valley and climbing the
hill straight towards me they were head-on and foreshortened.  What
looked like a car and trailer came over the horizon.  I glanced at my
watch. If it was Allie, she was dead on time.  I focused on the little
group. Watched it down into the valley.  Definitely a Land-Rover and
animal trailer.  I got out of the car and watched it crawling up the
hill, until finally I could make out the number plate.  Definitely
Allie. Stepping a pace on to the road, I flagged her down.  She pulled
into the lay-by, opened her window, and looked worried.

Is something wrong?"

Not a thing."  I kissed her.  I got here too early, so I thought I'd
say good morning."

You louse.  When I saw you standing there waving I thought the whole
darned works were all fouled up."

You found the way, then."

No problem."  ~ Sleep well?"  She wrinkled her nose.  I guess so.  But
oh boy, that's some crazy house.  Nothing works.  If you want to flush
the john you have to get Miss Johnston.  No one else has the touch.  I
guess they're really sweet, though, the poor old ducks."

Shades of days gone by," I said.

Yeah, that's exactly right.  They showed me their scrap books.  They
were big in the horse world thirty-forty years ago.  Won things at
shows all over.  Now they're struggling on a fixed income and I guess
they'll soon be starving."

Did they say so?"

Of course not.  You can see it, though."

Is Black Fire all right?"

Oh sure.  They helped me load him up, which was lucky because I sure
would have been hopeless on my own."

Was he any trouble?"

Quiet as a little lamb."  I walked round to the back of the trailer and
looked in over the three-quarter door.  Black Fire occupied the
left-hand stall.  A full hay net lay in the right.  The ladies might
starve, but their horses wouldn't.  I went back to Allie.  Well..."  I
said.  Good luck."

To you too."  She gave me the brilliant smile, shut the window and with
care pulled out of the lay-by into the stream of northbound traffic.

Time and timing, the two essentials.  I sat in the car metaphorically
chewing my nails and literally looking at my watch every half minute.
Padellic's race was the last of the day, the sixth race, the slot often
allotted to that least crowd-pulling of events, the novice hurdle.
Because of the short January afternoon, the last race was scheduled for
three-thirty.  Jody's horses, like those of most other trainers,
custoiBo manly arrived at a racecourse about two hours before they were
due to run.  Not often later, but quite often sooner.  The journey by
horse box from Jody's stable to Stratford on Avon racecourse took two
hours.  The very latest, therefore, that Jody's horse box would set out
would be eleven-thirty.  I thought it probable it would start much
sooner than that.  The latest time allowed little margin for delays on
the journey or snags on arrival and I knew that if I were Jody and
Ganser Mays and had so much at stake, I would add a good hour for
contingencies.  Ten-thirty... But suppose it was earlier... I
swallowed. I had had to guess.  If for any reason Jody had sent the
horse very early and it had already gone, all our plans were for
nothing.  If he had sent it the day before... If he had sent it with
another trainer's horses, sharing the cost ... If for some unimaginable
reason the driver took a different route.?..  The ifs multiplied like
stinging ants.

Nine-fifteen.  I got out of the car and extended the aerial of a large
efficient walkie-talkie.  No matter that British civilians were
supposed to have permission in triple triplicate before operating them:
in this case we would be cluttering the air for seconds only, and
lighting flaming beacons on hill-tops would have caused a lot more
fuss.

Charlie?"  I said, transmitting.

All fine here."

Great."  I paused for five seconds, and transmitted again.  Owen?"

Here, sir.

Great."  Owen and Charlie could both hear me but they couldn't hear
each other, owing to the height of the Downs where I sat.  I left the
aerial extended and the switches to receive', and put the gadget back
in the car.  The faint drizzle persisted, but my mouth was dry.  I
thought about the five of us, sitting and waiting.  I wondered if the
others like me were having trouble with their nerves.  The
walkie-talkie crackled suddenly.  I picked it up.

Sir?"

Owen?"

Pete Duveen just passed me."

Fine."  I could hear the escaping tension in my own voice and the
excitement in his.  The on-time arrival of Pete Duveen signalled the
real beginning.  I put the walkie-talkie down again and was disgusted
to see my hand shaking.  Pete Duveen in his horse box drove into the
lay-by nine and a half minutes after he had passed Owen, who was
stationed in sight of the road to Jody's stable.  Pete owned a pale
blue horse box with his name, address and telephone number painted in
large black and red letters on the front and back.  I had seen the box
and its owner often at race meetings and it was he, in fact, whom I had
engaged at Sandown on my abortive attempt to prevent Jody taking
Energise home.  Pete Duveen shut down his engine and jumped from the
cab.

Morning, Mr.  Scott."

Morning," I said, shaking hands.  Glad to see you."

Anything to oblige."  He grinned cheerfully, letting me know both that
he thought I was barmy and also that I had every right to be, as long
as I was harmless and, moreover, paying him.

He was well-built and fair, with weatherbeaten skin and a threadbare
moustache.  Opennatured, sensible and honest.  A one-man transport
firm, and making a go of it.

You brought my horse?"  I said.

Sure thing."

And how has he travelled?"

Not a peep out of him the whole way."

Mind if I take a look at him?"  I said.

Sure thing," he said again.  But honest, he didn't act up when we
loaded him and I wouldn't say he cared a jimmy riddle one way or
another."  I unclipped and opened the part of the side of the horse-box
which formed the entrance ramp for the horses.  It was a bigger box
than Jody's, but otherwise much the same.  The horse stood in the front
row of stalls in the one furthest across from the ramp, and he looked
totally uninterested in the day's proceedings.

You never know," I said, closing the box again.  He might be all the
better for the change of routine.

Maybe," Pete said, meaning he didn't think so.  I smiled.  Like some
coffee?"

Sure would."  I opened the boot of my car, took out a thermos, and
poured us each a cup.

Sandwich?"  I offered.  Sandwich accepted.  He ate beef-and-chutney
with relish.  Early start," he said, explaining his hunger.  You said
to get here soon after nine-thirty."

That's right," I agreed.

Er... why so early?"

Because," I said reasonably, I've other things to do all the rest of
the day."  He thought me even nuttier, but the sandwich plugged the
opinion in his throat.

The sky began to brighten and the tiny-dropped drizzle dried away.  I
talked about racing in general and Stratford on Avon in particular, and
wondered how on earth I was to keep him entertained if Jody's box
should after all not leave home until the last possible minute.  By
ten-fifteen we had drunk two cups of coffee each and he had run out of
energy for sandwiches.  He began to move restively and make
ready-for-departure signs of which I blandly took no notice.  I chatted
on about the pleasures of owning racehorses and my stomach bunched
itself into anxious knots.  Ten-twenty.  Ten twenty-five.  Ten-thirty.
Nothing.  It had all gone wrong, I thought.  One of the things which
could have sent everything awry had done so.  Ten thirty-five.

Look," Pete said persuasively.  You said you had a great deal to do
today, and honestly, I don't think..."  The walkie-tall de crackled.  I
practically leapt towards the front of the car and reached in for it.

Sir?"

Yes, Owen."

A blue horse box just came out of his road and turned south."

Right."  I stifled my disappointment.  Jody's two runners setting off
to Chepstow, no doubt.

What's that?"  Pete Duveen said, his face appearing at my shoulder full
of innocent enquiry.

Just a radio."

Sounded like a police car."  I smiled and moved away back to the rear
of the car, but I had hardly got Pete engaged again in useless
conversation when the crackle was repeated.

Sir?"

Go ahead."

A fawn coloured box with a red slash, sir.  Just turned north."  His
voice trembled with excitement.

That's it, Owen."

I'm on my way."  I felt suddenly sick.  Took three deep breaths.
Pressed the transmit button.

Charlie?"

Yes."

The box is on its way."

Halle-bloody-lujah."  Pete was again looking mystified and inquisitive.
I ignored his face and took a travelling bag out of the boot of my
car.

Time to go," I said pleasantly.  I think, if you don't mind, I'd like
to see how my horse behaves while going along, so could you start the
box now and take me up the road a little way?"  He looked very
surprised, but then he had found the whole expedition
incomprehensible.

If you like," he said helplessly.  You're the boss."  I made
encouraging signs to him to get into his cab and start the engine and
while he was doing it I stowed my bag on the passenger side.  The
diesel engine whirred and coughed and came to thunderous life, and I
went back to the Cortina.  Locked the boot, shut the windows, took the
keys, locked the doors, and stood leaning against the wing holding
binoculars in one hand and walkie-talkie in the other.  Pete Duveen had
taken nine and a half minutes from Jody's road to my lay-by and Jody's
box took exactly the same.  Watching the far hill through race glasses
I saw the big dark blue van which contained Owen come over the horizon,
followed almost immediately by an oblong of fawn.  Watched them down
into the valley and on to the beginning of the hill.  I pressed the
transmit button. Charlie?"

Go ahead."

Seven minutes.  Owen's in front."

Right."  I pushed down the aerial of the walkie-talkie and took it and
myself along to the passenger door of Pete's box.  He looked across and
down at me enquiringly, wondering why on earth I was still delaying.

Just a moment," I said, giving no explanation, and he waited patiently,
as if humouring a lunatic.  Owen came up the hill, changed gears
abreast of the lay-by, and slowly accelerated away.  Jody's horse box
followed, doing exactly the same.  The scrunched near side front had
been hammered out, I saw, but re spraying lay in the future.  I had a
quick glimpse into the cab: two men, neither of them Jody, both unknown
to me; a box driver who had replaced Andy-Fred and the lad with the
horse.  Couldn't be better.  I hopped briskly up into Pete's box.  Off
we go, then."  My sudden haste looked just as crazy as the former
dawdling, but again he made no comment and merely did what I wanted. 
When he had found a gap in the traffic and pulled out on to the road
there were four or five vehicles between Jody box and ourselves, and
this seemed to me a reasonable number.  I spent the next four miles
trying to look as if nothing in particular was happening while
listening to my heart beat like a discotheque.  Owen's van went over
the traffic lights at the big crossroads a half second before they
changed to amber and Jody's box came to a halt as they showed red.  The
back of Owen's van disappeared round a bend in the road.  Between
Jody's box and Pete's there were three private cars and one small van
belonging to an electrical firm. When the lights turned green one of
the cars peeled off to the left and I began to worry that we were
getting too close.

Slow down just a fraction," I suggested.

If you like... but there's not a squeak from the horse."  He glanced
over his shoulder to where the black head looked patiently forward
through a small observation hatch, as nervous as a suet pudding.  A
couple of private cars passed us.  We motored sedately onwards and came
to the bottom of the next hill.  Pete changed his gears smoothly and we
lumbered noisily up.  Near the top, his eye took in a notice board on a
tripod at the side of the road.

Damn," he said.

What is it?"  I asked.

Did you see that?"  he said.  Census point ahead."

Never mind, we're not in a hurry."

I suppose not."  We breasted the hill.  The fruit stall lay ahead on
our left, with the sweep of car park beside it.  Down the centre of the
road stood a row of the red and white cones used for marking road
obstructions and in the northbound lane, directing the traffic, stood a
large man in navy blue police uniform with a black and white checked
band round his cap.  As we approached he waved the private cars past
and then directed Pete into the fruit stall car park, walking in beside
the horse box and talking to him through the window.

We'll keep you only a few minutes, sir.  Now, will you pull right
roundinacircle and park facingmejust here, sir?"

All right," Pete said resignedly and followed the instructions.  When
he pulled the brake on we were facing the road.  On our left, about ten
feet away, stood Jody's box, but facing in the opposite direction.  On
the far side of Jody's box was Owen~s van.  And beyond Owen's van,
across about twenty yards of cindery park, lay the caravan, its long
flat windowless side towards us.  The Land-Rover and trailer which
Allie had brought stood near the front of Jody's box.  There was also
the car hitched to the caravan and the car Bert had hired, and all in
all the whole area looked populated, official, and busy.  A second
large notice on a tripod faced the car park from just outside the
caravan. Department of the Environment Census point and near a door at
one end of the caravan a further notice on a stand said Way In'. 
Jody's horse box driver and Jody's lad were following its directions,
climbing the two steps up to the caravan and disappearing within.

Over there, please sir."  A finger pointed authoritatively.  And take
your driving licence and log book, please."  Pete shrugged, picked up
his papers, and went.  I jumped out and watched him go.  The second he
was inside Bert slapped me on the back in a most unpolicemanlike way
and said Easy as Blackpool tarts."  We zipped into action.  Four
minutes maximum, and a dozen things to do.

I unclipped the ramp of Jody horse box and let it down quietly.  The
one thing which would bring any horse box driver running, census or no
census, was the sound of someone tampering with his cargo; and noise,
all along, had been one of the biggest problems.  Opened Pete Duveen's
ramp.  Also the one on Allie's trailer.  While I did that, Bert brought
several huge rolls of three-inch thick latex from Owen's van and
unrolled them down all the ramps, and across the bare patches of car
park in between the boxes.  I fetched the head collar bought for the
purpose from my bag and stepped into Jody's box.  The black horse
looked at me in curiously standing there quietly in his travelling rug
and four leg-guards.  I checked his ear for the tiny nick and his
shoulder for the bald pennyworth, and wasted a moment in patting him. 
I knew all too well that success depended on my being able to persuade
this strange four footed creature to go with me gently and without
fuss, and wished passionately for more expertise.  All I had were
nimble hands and sympathy, and they would have to be enough.  I
unbuckled his rug at high speed and thanked the gods that the
leg-guards Jody habitually used for travelling his horses were not
laboriously wound-on bandages but lengths of plastic backed foam rubber
fastened by strips of velcro.  I had all four off before Bert had
finished the soundproofing. Put the new head collar over his neck;
unbuckled and removed his own and left it swinging, still tied to the
stall.  Fitted and fastened the new one, and gave the rope a tentative
tug.  Energise took one step, then another, then with more assurance
followed me sweetly down the ramp.  It felt miraculous, but nothing
like fast enough.  Hurry.  Get the other horses, and hurry.  They
didn't seem to mind walking on the soft spongy surface, but they
wouldn't go fast.  I tried to take them calmly, to keep my urgency to
myself, to stop them taking fright and skittering away and crashing
those metal-capped feet on to the car park.  Hurry.  Hurry.  I had to
get Energise's substitute into his place, wearing the right rug, the
right bandages, and the right head collar, before the box driver and
the lad came out of the caravan.  Also his hooves... Racing plates were
sometimes put on by the blacksmith at home, who then rubbed on oil to
obliterate the rasp marks of the file and give the feet a well-groomed
appearance.  I had brought hoof oil in my bag in case Energise had
already had his shoes changed and he had.

Hurry for gawd's sake," said Bert, seeing me fetch the oil.  He was
running back to the van with relays of re-rolled latex and grinning
like a Pools winner.  I painted the hooves a glossy dark.  Buckled on
the swinging head collar without disturbing the tethering knot, as the
lad would notice if it were tied differently.  Buckled the rug round
the chest and under the belly.  Fastened the velcro strips on all four
leg-guards.  Shut the folding gates to his stall exactly as they had
been before, and briefly looked back before closing the ramp.  The
black head was turned in curiously towards me, the liquid eye patient
and unmoved.  I smiled at him involuntarily, jumped out of the box, and
with Bert's help eased shut the clips on the ramp.

Owen came out of the caravan, ran across, and fastened the ramp on the
trailer.  I jumped in with the horse in Pete's box.  Bert lifted the
ramp and did another silent job on the clips.  Through the windscreen
of Pete's box the car park looked quiet and tidy.  Owen returned to the
driving seat of his van and Bert walked back towards the road.  At the
same instant Jody's driver and lad hurried out of the caravan and
tramped across to their horse box  I ducked out of sight, but I could
hear one of them say, as he re-embarked,

Right lot of time-wasting cobblers, that was."  Then the engine
throbbed to life, the box moved off, and Bert considerately held up a
car or two so that it should have a clear passage back to its
interrupted journey. If I hadn't had so much still to do I would have
laughed.  I fastened the rug.  Tied the head collar rope.  Clipped on
the leg guards.  I'd never worked so fast in my life.  What else?  I
glanced over my beautiful black horse, seeking things ~undone.  He
looked steadfastly back.  I smiled at him, too, and told him he was a
great fellow.  Then Pete came out of the caravan and I scrambled
through to the cab, and tried to sit in the passenger seat as if bored
with waiting instead of sweating with effort and with -a heart racing
like tappets.  Pete climbed into his side of the cab and threw his log
book and licence disgustedly on to the glove shelf.

They're always stopping us nowadays.  Spot check on log books.  Spot
check on vehicles.  Half an hour a time, those.  And now a census."

Irritating," I agreed, making my voice a lot slower than my pulse.  His
usual good nature returned in a smile.  Actually the checks are a good
thing.  Some lorries, in the old days, were death on wheels.  And some
drivers, I dare say."  He stretched his hand towards the ignition.
Where to?"  he said.

Might as well go back.  As you say, the horse is quiet.  If you could
take me back to my car?"

Sure thing," he said.  You're the boss."  Bert shepherded us
solicitously on to the southbound lane, holding up the traffic with a
straight face and obvious enjoyment.  Pete drove steadfastly back to
the lay-by and pulled in behind the Cortina,

I expect you think it a wasted day," I said.  But I assure you from my
point of view it's been worth it."

That's all that matters," he said cheerfully.  Take good care of this
fellow going home," I said, looking back at the horse.  And would you
remind the lads in Mr.  Ramsey's yard that I've arranged for a security
guard to patrol the stable at night for a while?  He should be arriving
there later this afternoon."

Sure," he said, nodding.

That's all then, I guess."  I took my bag and jumped down from the cab.
He gave me a final wave through the window and set off again southwards
along the A34.  I leaned against the Cortina, watching him go down the
hill, across the valley, and up over the horizon on the far side.  I
wondered how Energise would like his new home.  Charlie, Allie, Bert
and Owen were all in the caravan when I drove back there, drinking
coffee and laughing like kids.

Here," Bert said, wheezing with joy.  A bleeding police car came along
a second after I'd picked up the census notices and all those cones.
Just a bleeding second."

It didn't stop, I hope."

Not a bleeding chance.  Mind you, I'd taken off the fancy clobber.
First thing.  The fuzz don't love you for impersonating them, even if
your hatband is only a bit of bleeding ribbon painted in checks."
Charlie said more soberly.  It was the only police car we've seen.~

The cones were only in the road for about ten minutes," Allie said.  It
sure would have been unlucky if the police had driven by in that time."
She was sitting by one of the desks looking neat but unremarkable in a
plain skirt and jersey.  On the desk stood my typewriter, uncovered,
with piles of stationery alongside.  Charlie, at the other desk, wore
an elderly suit, faintly shabby and a size too small.  He had parted
his hair in the centre and brushed it flat with water, and had somehow
contrived a look of middling beaurocracy instead of world finance.
Before him, too, lay an impressive array of' official forms and other
literature and the walls of the caravan were drawing-pinned with
exhortative Ministry posters.

How did you get all this bleeding junk?"  said Bert, waving his hand at
it.

Applied for it," I said.  It's not difficult to get government forms or
information posters.  All you do is ask."

Blimey."

They're not census forms, of course.  Most of them are application
forms for driving licences and passports and things like that.  Owen
and I just made up the census questions and typed them out for Charlie,
and he pretended to put the answers on the forms."  Owen drank his
coffee with a happy smile and Charlie said, chuckling, You should have
seen your man here putting on his obstructive act.  Standing there in
front of me like an idiot and either answering the questions wrong or
arguing about answering them at all.  The two men from the horse box
thought him quite funny and made practically no fuss about being kept
waiting.  It was the other man, Pete Duveen, who was getting tired of
it, but as he was at the back of the queue he couldn't do much."

Four minutes," Owen said.  You said you needed a minimum of four.  So
we did our best."

You must have given me nearer five," I said gratefully.  Did you hear
anything?"  Allie laughed.  There was so much darned racket going on in
here.  Owen arguing, me banging away on the typewriter, the traffic
outside, pop radio inside, and that heater... How did you fix that
heater?"  We all looked at the calor gas heater which warmed the
caravan.  It clattered continually like a broken fan.

Screwed a small swinging flap up at the top here, inside.  The rising
hot air makes it bang against the casing."

Switch it off," Charlie said.  It's driving me mad'.  I produced
instead a screwdriver and undid the necessary screws.  Peace returned
to the gas and Charlie said he could see the value of a college
education.

Pete Duveen knew the other box driver," Allie said conversationally.
Seems they're all one big club."

See each other every bleeding day at the races," Bert confirmed.  Here,
that box driver made a bit of a fuss when I said the lad had to go into
the caravan too.  Like you said, they aren't supposed to leave a
racehorse unguarded.  So I said I'd bleeding guard it for him.  How's
that for a laugh?  He said he supposed it was okay, as I was the
police.  I said I'd got instructions that everyone had to go into the
census, no exceptions."

People will do anything if it looks official enough," Charlie said,
happily nodding.

Well..."  I put down my much needed cup of coffee and stretched my
spine.  Time to be off, don't you think?"

Right," Charlie said.  All this paper and stuff goes in Owen's van."
They began moving slowly, the reminiscent smiles still in place,
packing the phoney census into carrier bags.  Allie came out with me
when I left.

We've had more fun..."  she said.  You can't imagine."  I supposed that
I felt the same way, now that the flurry was over.  I gave her a hug
and a kiss and told her to take care of herself and she said you,
too.

I'll call you this evening," I promised.

I wish I was coming with you."

We can't leave that here all day," I said, pointing to the Land-Rover
and the trailer.  She smiled.  I guess not.  Charlie says we'd all best
be gone before anyone starts asking what we're doing."

Charlie is a hundred per cent right."

I went to Stratford on Avon races.  Drove fast, thinking of the
righting of wrongs without benefit of lawyers.  Thinking of the
ephemeral quality of racehorses and the snail pace of litigation. 
Thinking that the best years of a hurdler's life could be wasted in
stagnation while the courts deliberated to whom he belonged.  Wondering
what Jody would do when he found out about the morning's work and
hoping that I knew him well enough to have guessed right.  When I drew
up in the racecourse car park just before the first race, I saw Jody's
box standing among a row of others over by the entrance to the stables.
The ramp was down and from the general stage of activity I gathered
that the horse was still on board.  I sat in my car a hundred yards
away, watching through race glasses.  I wondered when the lad would
realise he had the wrong horse.  I wondered if he would realise at all,
because he certainly wouldn't expect to set off with one and arrive
with another, and he would quite likely shrug off the first stirring of
doubt.  He was new in the yard since I had left and with average luck,
knowing Jody's rate of turnover, he would be neither experienced nor
very bright.  Nothing appeared to be troubling him at that moment.  He
walked down the ramp carrying a bucket and a bundle of other equipment
and went through the gate to the stables.  He looked about twenty. 
Long curly hair.  Slight in build.  Wearing flashy red trousers.  I
hoped he was thinking more of his own appearance than his horse's.  I
put the glasses down and waited.  My eye was caught by a woman in a
white coat striding across the car park towards the horse boxes, and it
took about five seconds before I realised with a jolt who she was.

Felicity Leeds.  Jody might have taken his knowing eyes to Chepstow,
but Felicity had brought hers right here.  I hopped out of the car as
if stung and made speed in her direction.  The lad came out of the
stable, went up the ramp and shortly reappeared, holding the horse's
head. Felicity walked towards him as he began to persuade the horse to
disembark.

Felicity," I called.  She turned, saw me, looked appalled, threw a
quick glance over her shoulder at the descending horse and walked
decisively towards me.  When she stopped I looked over her shoulder and
said with the sort of puzzlement which takes little to tip into
suspicion, What horse is that?"  She took another hurried look at the
black hindquarters now disappearing towards the stable and visibly
gathered her wits.

Padellic.  Novice hurdler.  Not much good."

He reminds me .. . I said slowly.

First time out, today," Felicity said hastily.  Nothing much
expected."

Oh,"I said, not sounding entirely reassured.  Are you going into the
stables to see him, because I ..

No," she said positively.  No need.  He's perfectly all right."  She
gave me a sharp nod and walked briskly away to the main entrance to the
course.  Without an accompanying trainer no one could go into the
racecourse stables.  She knew I would have to contain my curiosity
until the horse came out for its race and until then, from her point of
view, she was safe.  I, however, didn't want her visiting the stables
herself.  There was no particular reason why she should, as trainers
mostly didn't when the journey from home to course was so short.  All
the same I thought I might as well fill up so much of her afternoon
that she scarcely had time.  I came up with her again outside the
weighing room, where she vibrated with tension from her patterned silk
headscarf to her high-heeled boots.  There were sharp patches of colour
on her usually pale cheeks and the eyes which regarded me with angry
apprehension were as hot as fever.

Felicity," I said.  Do you know anything about a load of muck that was
dumped in my front garden?"

A what?"  The blank look she gave me was not quite blank enough.  I
described at some length the component parts and all-over consistency
of the obstruction and remarked on their similarity to the discard pile
at her own home.

All muck heaps are alike," she said.  You couldn't tell where one
particular load came from."

All you'd need is a sample for forensic analysis."

Did you take one?"  she said sharply.

No," I admitted.

Well, then."

You and Jody seem the most likely to have done it."  She looked at me
with active dislike.  Everyone on the racecourse knows what a shit
you've been to us.  It doesn't surprise me at all that someone has
expressed the same opinion in a concrete way.~

It surprises me very much that anyone except you should bother."

I don't intend to talk about it," she said flatly.

Well I do," I said, and did, at some length, repetitively.  The muck
heap accounted for a good deal of the afternoon, and Quintus, in a way,
for the rest.  - Quintus brought his noble brow and empty mind on to
the stands and gave Felicity a peck on the cheek, lifting his hat
punctiliously.  To me he donated what could only be called a scowl.
Felicity fell upon him as if he were a saviour.

I didn't know you were coming!"  She sounded gladder than glad that he
had.

Just thought I would, you know, my dear."  She drew him away from me
out of earshot and began talking to him earnestly.  He nodded, smiling,
agreeing with her.  She talked some more.  He nodded benignly and
patted her shoulder.  I homed in again like an attacking wasp.

Oh for God's sake, leave the bloody subject alone," Felicity
exploded.

What's the fella talking about?"  Quintus said.

A muck heap on his doorstep."

Oh," Quintus said.  Ah..."  I described it all over again.  I was
getting quite attached to it, in retrospect.  Quintus was distinctly
pleased.  Chuckles quivered in his throat and his eyes twinided with
malice.

Serves you right, what?"  he said.

Do you think so?"

Shit to a shit," he said, nodding with satisfaction.

What did you say.

Er... nothing."  Realisation dawned on me with a sense of fitness.  You
did it yourself," I said with conviction,

Don't be ridiculous."  He was still vastly amused.  Lavatory humour
would be just your mark."  You are insulting."  Less amusement, more
arrogance.  And the police took away the card you left to test it for
fingerprints."  His mouth opened and shut.  He looked blank.  The
police?"

Fellows in blue," I said.  Felicity said furiously, Trust someone like
you not to take a joke."

I'll take an apology," I said mildly.  In writing."  Their objections,
their grudging admissions and the eventual drafting of the apology took
care of a lot of time.  Quintus had hired a tip-up truck for his
delivery and had required his gardener to do the actual work.  Jody and
Felicity had generously contributed the load.  Quintus had supervised
its disposal and written his message.  He also, in his own hand and
with bravado-ish flourishes, wrote the apology.  I thanked him
courteously and told him I would frame it, which didn't please him in
the least.  By that time the fifth race was over and it was time to
saddle the horses for the sixth.  -Felicity, as the trainer's wife, was
the natural person to supervise the saddling of their runner, and I
knew that if she did she would know she had the wrong horse.  On the
other hand if she did the saddling she couldn't stop me, as a member of
the public, taking a very close look, and from her point of view that
was a risk she didn't want to take.  She solved her dilemma by getting
Quintus to see to the saddling.  She herself, with a superhuman effort,
laid her hand on my arm in a conciliatory gesture and said, All right. 
Let bygones be bygones.  Let's go and have a drink."

Sure," I said, expressing just the right amount of surprise and
agreement.  Of course, if you'd like."  So we went off to the bar where
I bought her a large gin and tonic and myself a scotch and water, and
we stood talking about nothing much while both busy with private
thoughts.  She was trembling slightly from the force of hers,

and I too had trouble preventing mine from showing.  There we were,
both trying our darnedest to keep the other away from the horse, she
because she thought it was Energise and I because I knew it wasn't.  I
could feel the irony breaking out in wrinkles round my eyes.  Felicity
dawdled so long over her second drink that the horses were already
leaving the parade ring and going out to the course when we finally
made our way back to the heart of things.  Quintus had understudied
splendidly and was to be seen giving a parting slap to the horse's
rump.  Felicity let her breath out in a sigh and dropped most of the
pretence of being nice to me.  When she left me abruptly to rejoin
Quintus for the race, I made no move to stop her.  The horse put up a
good show, considering.  There were twenty-two runners, none of them
more than moderate, and they delivered the sort of performance Energise
would have left in the next parish.  His substitute was running in his
own class and finished un disgraced in sixth place, better than I would
have expected.  The crowd briefly cheered the winning favourite, and I
thought it time to melt prudently and inconspicuously away.  I had gone
to Stratford with more hope than certainty that the horse would
actually run without the exchange being noticed.  I had been prepared
to do anything I reasonably could to achieve it, in order to give
Ganser Mays the nasty shock of losing every penny he'd laid out on his
squeezer.  What I hadn't actually bargained for was the effect the lost
race would have on Felicity.  I saw her afterwards, though I hadn't
meant to, when she went to meet her returning horse.  The jockey, a
well-known rider who had doubtless been told to win, was looking
strained enough, but Felicity seemed on the point of collapse.  Her
face was a frightening white, her whole body shook and her eyes looked
as blank as marbles.  If I had ever wanted any personal revenge, I had
it then, but I drove soberly away from the racecourse feeling sorry for
her.  Rupert Ramsey met me with a stony face, not at all the expression
one would normally expect from a successful trainer who had invited one
of his owners to dinner.

I'm glad you're early," he said forbiddingly.  Please come into the
office."  I followed him across the hall into the familiar room which
was warm with a living log fire.  He made no move to offer me a drink
and I thought I might as well save him some trouble.

You're going-to tell me," I said, that the horse which left here this
morning is not the one which returned."  He raised his eyebrows.  So
you don't deny it?"

Of course not."  I smiled.  I wouldn't have thought all that much of
you if you hadn't noticed."

The lad noticed.  Donny.  He told the head lad, and the head lad told
me, and I went to see for myself.  And what I want is an
explanation."

And it had better~ be good," I added, imitating his school masterly
tone.  He showed no amusement.

This is no joke."

Maybe not.  But it's no crime, either.  If you'll calm down a fraction,
I'll explain."

You have brought me a ringer.  No trainer of any sense is going to
stand for that."  His anger was cold and deep.  I said, The horse you
thought was Energise was the ringer.  And I didn't send him here, Jody
did.  The horse you have been trying to train for the Champion Hurdle
and which left here this morning, is a fairly useless novice called
Padellic."

I don't believe it."

As Energise," I pointed out, you have found him unbelievably
disappointing."

Well... The first shade of doubt crept into his voice.

When I discovered the wrong horse had been sent here, I asked you
expressly not to run him in any races, because I certainly did not want
you to be involved in running a ringer, nor myself for that matter."

But if you knew.."  why on earth didn't you immediately tell Jody he
had made a mistake?"

He didn't," I said simply.  He sent the wrong one on purpose."  He
walked twice around the room in silence and then still without a word
poured us each a drink.

Right," he said, handing me a glass.  Pray continue."  I continued for
quite a long while.  He gestured to me to sit down and sat opposite me
himself and listened attentively with a serious face.

And this security firm..."  he said at the end.  Are you expecting Jody
to try to get Energise back?"  I nodded.  He's an extremely determined
man.  I made the mistake once of underestimating his vigour and his
speed, and that's what lost me Energise in the first place.  I think
when he got home from Chepstow and heard what Felicity and the box
driver and the lad had to say, he would have been violently angry and
would decide to act at once.  He's not the sort to spend a day or so
thinking about it.  He'll come tonight.  I think and hope he will come
tonight."

He will be sure Energise is here?"

He certainly should be," I said.  He'll ask his box driver about the
journey and his box driver will tell him about the census.  Jody will
question closely and find that Pete Duveen was there too.  Jody will, I
think, telephone to ask Pete Duveen if he saw anything unusual and
Pete, who has nothing to hide, will tell him be brought a black horse
from here.  He'll tell him he took a black horse home again.  And he'll
tell him I was there at the census point.  I didn't ask him not to tell
and I am sure he will, because of his frank and open nature."  Rupert's
lips twitched into the first hint of a smile.  He straightened it out
immediately.  I don't really approve of what you've done."

Broken no laws," I said neutrally, neglecting to mention the shadowy
area of Bert's police impression uniform.

Perhaps not."  He thought it over.  And the security firm is here both
to prevent the theft of Energise and to catch Jody red-handed?"

Exactly so.~

I saw them in the yard this evening.  Two men.  They said they were
expecting instructions from you when you arrived, though frankly at
that point I was so angry with you that I was paying little
attention."

I talked to them on my way in," I agreed.  One will patrol the yard at
regular intervals and the other is going to sit outside the horse's
box.  I told them both to allow themselves to be enticed from their
posts by any diversion."

To allow?"

Of course.  You have to give the mouse a clear view of the cheese."

Good God."

And I wondered.."  whether you would consider staying handy, to act as
a witness if Jody should come a-robbing."  It seemed to strike him for
the first time that he too was

Jody's victim.  He began to look almost as Charlie had done, and
certainly as Bert had done, as if he found counter-measures attractive.
The tugging smile reappeared.

It depends of course on what time Jody comes... if he comes at all.."
but two of my guests tonight would be the best independent witnesses
you could get.  A lady magistrate and the local vicar.

Will they stay late?"  I asked.

We can try."  He thought for a bit.  What about the police?"

How quickly can they get here if called?"

Um... Ten minutes.  Quarter of an hour."

That should be all right."  He nodded.  A bell rang distantly in the
house, signalling the arrival of more guests.  He stood up, paused a
moment, frowned and said, If the guard is to allow himself to be
decoyed away, why plant him outside the horse's door in the first
place?"  I smiled.  How else is Jody to know which box to rob?"

The dinner party seemed endless, though I couldn't afterwards remember
a word or a mouthful.  There were eight at table, all better value than
myself, and the vicar particularly shone because of his brilliance as a
mimic.  I half-heard the string of imitated voices and saw everyone
else falling about with hysterics and could think only of my men
outside in the winter night and of the marauder I hoped to entice.  To
groans from his audience the vicar played Cinderella at midnight and
took himself off to shape up to Sunday, and three others shortly
followed.  Rupert pressed the last two to stay for nightcaps: the lady
magistrate and her husband, a quiet young colonel with an active career
and a bottomless capacity for port.  He settled happily enough at the
sight of a fresh decanter, and she with mock resignation continued a
mild flirtation with Rupert.  The wheels inside my head whirred with
the same doubts as in the morning.  Suppose I had been wrong.  Suppose
Jody didn't come.  Suppose he did come, but came unseen, and managed to
steal the horse successfully.  Well... I'd planned for that, too.  I
checked for the hundredth time through the ifs.  I tried to imagine
what I hadn't already imagined, see what I hadn't seen, prepare for the
unprepared.  Rupert cast an amused glance or two at my abstracted
expression and made no attempt to break it down.  The door bell rang
sharply, three long insistent pushes.  I stood up faster than good
manners.

Go on," Rupert said indulgently.  We'll be right behind you, if you
need us."  I nodded and departed, and crossed the hall to open the
front door.  My man in a grey flannel suit stood outside, looking
worried and holding a torch.

What is it?"

I'm not sure.  The other two are patrolling the yard and I haven't seen
them for some time.  And I think we have visitors, but they haven't
come in a horse box

Did you see them?  The visitors?"

No.  Only their car.  Hidden off the road in a patch of wild
rhododendrons.  At least .  there is a car there which wasn't there
half an hour ago.  What do you think?"

Better take a look," I said.  He nodded.  I left the door of R~ipert's
house ajar and we walked together towards the main gate.  Just inside
it stood the van which had brought the security guards, and outside,
less than fifty yards along the road, we came to the car in the bushes,
dimly seen even by torchlight.

It isn't a car I recognise," I said.  Suppose it's just a couple of
lovers?"

They'd be inside it on a night like this, not out snogging in the
freezing undergrowth."

You're right."

Let's take the rotor arm, to make sure.  We lifted the bonnet and
carefully removed the essential piece of electrics.  Then, shining the
torch as little as possible and going on grass whenever there was a
choice, we hurried back towards the stable.  The night was windy enough
to swallow small sounds, dark enough to lose contact at five paces and
cold enough to do structural damage to brass monkeys.  At the entrance
to the yard we stopped to look and listen.  No lights.  The dark heavy
bulk of buildings was more sensed than seen against the heavily
overcast sky.  No sounds except our own breath and the greater lungs of
the wind.  No sign of our other two guards.

What now?"

We'll go and check the horse," I said.  We went into the main yard and
skirted round its edges, which were paved with quieter concrete.  The
centre was an expanse of crunchy gravel, a giveaway even for cats.  Box
fourteen had a chair outside it.  A wooden kitchen chair planted
prosaically with its back to the stable wall.  No guard sat on it.
Quietly I slid back the bolts on the top half of the door and looked
inside.  There was a soft movement and the sound of a hoof rustling the
straw.  A second's flash of torch showed the superb black shape
patiently standing half-asleep in the dark, drowsing away the equine
night.  I shut the door and made faint grating noises with the bolt.

He's fine," I said.  Let's see if we can find the others."  He nodded.
We finished the circuit of the main yard and started along the various
branches, moving with caution and trying not to use the torch.  I
couldn't stop the weird feeling growing that we were not the only
couple groping about in the dark.  I saw substance in shadows and
reached out fearfully to touch objects which were not there, but only
darker patches in the pervading black.  We spent five or ten minutes
feeling our way, listening, taking a few steps, listening, going on. We
completed the tour of the outlying rows of boxes, and saw and heard
nothing.

This is no good," I said quietly.  There isn't a sign of them, and has
it occurred to you that they are hiding from us, thinking we are the
intruders?"

Just beginning to wonder."

Let's go back to the main yard."  We turned and retraced our steps,
taking this time a short cut through a narrow alleyway between two
sections of boxes.  I was in front, so it was I who practically tripped
over the huddled bundle on the ground.  I switched on the torch.  Saw
the neat navy uniform and the blood glistening red on the forehead. Saw
the shut eyes and the lax limbs of the man who should have been sitting
on the empty kitchen chair.

Oh God," I said desperately, and thought I would never ever forgive
myself.  I knelt beside him and fumbled for his pulse.

He's alive," said my friend in the grey flannel suit.  He sounded
reassuring and confident.

Look at him breathing.  He'll be all right, you'll see."  All I could
see was a man who was injured because I'd stationed him in the path of
danger.  I'll get a doctor," I said, standing up.

What about the horse?"

Damn the horse.  This is more important."

I'll stay here with him till you get back."  I nodded and set off
anxiously towards the house, shining the torch now without
reservations.  If permanent harm came to that man because of me..  I
ran.  Burst in through Rupert's front door and found him standing there
in the hall talking to the lady magistrate and the colonel, who were
apparently just about to leave.  She was pulling a cape around her
shoulders and Rupert was holding the colonel's coat.  They turned and
stared at me like a frozen tableau.

My guard's been attacked.  Knocked out," I said.  Could you get him a
doctor?"

Sure," Rupert said calmly.  Who attacked him?"

I didn't see.~

Job for the police?"

Yes, please."  He turned to the telephone, dialling briskly.  What
about the horse?"

They didn't come in a horse box We both digested implications while he
got the rescue services on the move.  The colonel and the magistrate
stood immobile in the hall with their mouths half open and Rupert,
putting down the telephone, gave them an authoritative glance.

Come out into the yard with us, will you?"  he said.  Just in case we
need witnesses?"  They weren't trained to disappear rapidly at the
thought.  When Rupert hurried out of the door with me at his heels they
followed more slowly after.  Everything still looked entirely quiet
outside.

He's in a sort of alley between two blocks of boxes," I said.

I know where you mean," Rupert nodded.  But first we'll just check on
Energise."

Later."

No.  Now.  Why bash the guard if they weren't after the horse?"  He
made straight for the main yard, switched on all six external lights,
and set off across the brightly illuminated gravel.  The effect was
like a flourish of trumpets.  Noise, light and movement filled the
space where silence and dark had been total.  Both halves of the door
of box fourteen swung open about a foot, and two dark figures
catapulted through the gap.

Catch them!"  Rupert shouted.  There was only one way out of the yard,
the broad entrance through which we had come.  The two figures ran in
curving paths towards the exit, one to one side of Rupert and me, one
to the other.  Rupert rushed to intercept the smaller who was suddenly,
as he turned his head to the light, recognisable as Jody.  I ran for
the larger.  Stretched out.  Touched him.  He swung a heavy arm and
threw out a hip and I literally bounced off him, stumbling and falling.
The muscles were rock hard.  The sunglasses glittered.  The joker was
ripping through the pack.

Jody and Rupert rolled on the gravel, one clutching, one punching, both
swearing.  I tried again at Muscles with the same useless results.  He
seemed to hesitate over going to Jody's help, which was how I'd come to
be able to reach him a second time, but finally decided on flight.  By
the time I was again staggering to my feet he was on his way to the
exit with the throttle wide open.  A large figure in navy blue hurtled
straight at him from the opposite direction and brought him down with a
diving hug round the knees.  The sunglasses flew off in a shiny arc and
the two large figuri~s lay in a writhing entwined mass, the blue
uniform uppermost and holding his own.  I went to his help and sat on
Muscles' ankles, crushing his feet sideways with no compunction at all.
He screeched with pain and stopped struggling, but I fear I didn't
immediately stand up.  Jody wrenched himself free from Rupert and ran
past me.  The colonel, who with his lady had been watching the
proceedings with astonishment, decided it was time for some soldierly
action and elegantly stuck out his foot.  Jody tripped over and fell
sprawling.  The colonel put more energy into it, leant down and took
hold of the collar of Jody coat.  Rupert, rallying, came to his aid,
and between them they too more or less sat on Jody, pinning him to the
ground.

What now?"  Rupert panted.

Wait for the police," I said succinctly.  Muscles and Jody both heaved
about a good deal at this plan but didn't succeed in freeing
themselves.  Muscles complained that I'd broken his ankle.  Jody, under
the colonel's professional ministrations, seemed to have difficulty
saying anything at all.  The colonel was in fact so single-handedily
efficient that Rupert stood up and dusted himself down and looked at me
speculatively.  Ijerked my head in the direction of box fourteen, where
the door still stood half open, showing only darkness within.  He
nodded slowly and went that way.  Switched on the light.  Stepped
inside.  He came back with a face of stone and three bitter Words.

LEnergise is dead."  Ru pert fetched some rope with which he
ignominiously tied Jody's hands behind his back before he and the
colonel let him get up, and the colonel held the free end of rope so
that Jody was to all intents on a lead.  Once up, Jody aimed a kick at
the colonel and Rupert told him to stop unless he wanted his ankles
tied as well.  Rupert and my man in blue uniform did a repeat job on
Muscles, whose ankles were not in kicking shape and whose language
raised eyebrows even on the lady magistrate, who had heard more than
most.  The reason for Muscles' ubiquitous sunglasses was at once
apparent, now that one could see his face.  He stood glowering like a
bull, seething with impotent rage, hopping on one foot and pulling
against the tethering rope which led back from his wrists to my man in
blue.  His eyelids, especially the lower, were grossly distorted, and
even in the outside lighting looked bright pink with inflammation.  One
could pity his plight, which was clearly horrid.

I know you," Rupert said suddenly, looking at him closely.  What's the
matter with your eyes?"

Mind your own effing business."

Macrahinish.  That's what your name is.  Macrahinish."  Muscles didn't
comment.  Rupert turned to me.  Don't you know him?  Perhaps he was
before your time.  He's a vet.  A struck-off vet.  Struck off the vets'
register and warned off the racecourse.  And absolutely not allowed to
set foot in a racing stable."  Muscles-Macrahinish delivered himself of
an unflattering opinion of racing in general and Rupert in particular.
Rupert said, He was convicted of doping and fraud and served a term in
jail.  He ran a big doping ring and supplied all the drugs.  He looks
older and there's something wrong with his eyes, but that's who this
is, all right.  Macrahiish."  I turned away from the group and walked
over to the brightly lit loose box  Swung the door wide.  Looked
inside.  My beautiful black horse lay flat on his side, legs straight,
head flaccid on the straw.  The liquid eye was dull and opaque, mocking
the sheen which still lay on his coat, and he still had pieces of
unchewed hay halfin and half out of his mouth.  There was no blood, and
no visible wound.  I went in and squatted beside him, and patted him
sadly with anger and regret.  Jody and Macrahinish had been unwillingly
propelled in my wake.  I looked up to find them inside the box, with
Rupert, the colonel, his wife, and the man in blue effectively blocking
the doorway behind them.

How did you kill him?"  I asked, the bitterness apparent in my voice.
Macrahiish's reply did not contain the relevant information.  I
straightened up and in doing so caught sight of a flat brown attache
case half hidden in the straw by the horse's tail.  I bent down again
and picked it up.  The sight of it brought a sound and a squirm from
Macrahiish, and he began to swear in earnest when I balanced it on the
manger and unfastened the clips.  The case contained regular
veterinarian equipment,

neatly stowed in compartments.  I touched only one thing, lifting it
carefully out.  A plastic bag containing a clear liquid.  A bag plainly
proclaiming the contents to be sterile saline solution.  I held it out
towards Jody and said, You dripped alcohol straight into my veins.

You were unconscious," he said, disbelievingly  Shut up, you stupid
fool," Macrahinish screamed at him.  I smiled.  Not all the time.  I
remember nearly everything about that night."

He said he didn't," Jody said defensively to Macrahinish and was
rewarded by a look from the swollen eyes which would have made a
non-starter of Medusa.

I went to see if you still had Energise," I said.  And I found you
had."

You don't know one horse from another," he sneered.  You're just a mug.
A blind greedy mug.

So are you," I said.  The horse you've killed is not Energise."

It is!"

Shut up," screamed Macrahinish in fury.  Keep your stupid sodding mouth
shut."

No," I said to Jody.  The horse you've killed is an American horse
called Black Fire."  Jody looked wildly down at the quiet body.

It damn well is Energise," he insisted.  I'd know him anywhere."

Jesus," Macrahinish shouted.  I'll cut your tongue out."  Rupert said
doubtfully to me, Are you sure it's not Energise?"

He's just saying it to spite me," said Jody furiously.  I know it's
Energise.  See that tiny bald patch on his shoulder?  That's Energise."
Macrahinish, beyond speech, tried to attack him, tied hands and dicky
ankle notwithstanding.  Jody gave him a vague look, concentrating only
on the horse.

You are saying," Rupert suggested, that you came to kill Energise and
that you've done it."

Yes," said Jody triumphantly.  The word hung in the air, vibrating.  No
one said anything.  Jody looked round at each watching face, at first
with defiant angry pride, then with the first creeping of doubt, and
finally with the realisation of what Macrahinish had been trying to
tell him, that he should never have been drawn into admitting anything.
The fire visibly died into glum and chilly embers.

I didn't kill him," he said sullenly.  Macrahinish did.  I didn't want
to kill him at all, but Macrahinish insisted."

A police car arrived with two young and persistent constables who
seemed to find nothing particularly odd in being called to the murder
of a horse.  They wrote in their notebooks that five witnesses,
including a magistrate, had heard Jody Leeds admit that he and a
disbarred veterinary surgeon had broken into a racing stable after
midnight with the intention of putting to death one of the horses. They
noted that a horse was dead.  Cause of death, unknown until an autopsy
could be arranged.  Hard on their heels came Rupert's doctor, an
elderly man with a paternal manner.  Yawning but uncomplaining, he
accompanied me to find my security guard, who to my great relief was
sitting on the ground with his head in his hands, awake and groaning
healthily.  We took him into Rupert's office, where the doctor stuck a
plaster on the dried wound on his forehead, gave him some tablets and
told him to lay off work for a couple of days.  He smiled weakly and
said it depended if his boss would let him.  One of the young policemen
asked if he'd seen who had hit him.

Big man with sunglasses.  He was creeping along behind me, holding a
ruddy great chunk of wood.  I heard something..  . I turned and shone
my torch, and there he was.  He swung at my head.  Gave me a right
crack, he did.  Next thing I knew, I was lying on the ground."
Reassured by his revival I went outside again to see what was
happening.  The magistrate and the colonel seemed to have gone home,
and Rupert was down in the yard talking to some of his own stable staff
who had been woken by the noise.  Macrahinish was hopping about on one
leg, accusing me of having broken the other and swearing he'd have me
prosecuted for using undue force to protect my property.  The elderly
doctor phlegmatically examined the limb in question and said that in
his opinion it was a sprain.  The police had rashly untied the
Macrahinish wrists and were obviously relying on the leg injury to
prevent escape.  At the milder word sprain they produced handcuffs and
invited Macrahinish to stick his arms out.  He refused and resisted and
because they, as I had done, underestimated both his strength and his
violence, it took a hectic few minutes for them to make him secure.

Resisting arrest," they panted, writing it in the notebooks.  Attacking
police officers in the course of their duty."  Macrahinish's sunglasses
lay on the gravel in the main yard, where he had lost them in the first
tackle.  I walked down to where they shone in the light and picked them
up.  Then I took them slowly back to him and put them in his handcuffed
hands.

He stared at me through the raw-looking eyelids.  He said nothing.  He
put the sunglasses on, and his fingers were trembling.

Ectropion," said the doctor, as I walked away.

What?"  I said.

The condition of his eyes.  Ectropion.  Poor fellow."  The police made
no mistakes with Jody.  lie sat beside Macrahinish in the back of the
police car with handcuffs on his wrists and the Arctic in his face.
When the police went to close the doors ready to leave, he leant
forwards and spoke to me through rigid lips.

You shit," he said.

Rupert invited the rest of my security firm indoors for warmth and
coffee and in his office I introduced them to him.

My friend in grey flannel," I said, is Charlie Canter-field.  My big
man in blue is Bert Huggerneck.  My injured friend with the dried blood
on his face is Owen Idris."  Rupert shook hands with each and they
grinned at him.  He sensed immediately that there was more in their
smiles than he would have expected, and he turned his enquiring gaze on
me.

Which firm do they come from?"  he asked.  Charlie's a merchant banker,
Bert's a bookies' clerk, and Owen helps in my workshop."  Charlie
chuckled and said in his fruitiest Eton, We also run a nice line in a
census, if you should ever need one."  Rupert shook his head helplessly
and fetched brandy and glasses from a cupboard.

If I ask questions," he said, pouring lavishly, will you answer them

If we can," I said.

That dead horse in the stable.  Is it Energise?"

No.  Like I said, it's a horse I bought in the States called Black
Fire."

But the bald patch... Jody was so certain."

I did that bald patch with a razor blade.  The horses were
extraordinarily alike, apart from that.  Especially at night, because
of being black.  But there's one certain way of identifying Black Fire.
He has his American racing number tat toed inside his lip."

Why did you bring him here?"

I didn't want to risk the real Energise.  Before I saw Black Fire in
America I couldn't see how to entice Jody safely.  Afterwards, it was
easier.

But I didn't get the impression earlier this evening," Rupert said
pensively, that you expected them to kill the horse."

No... I didn't know about Macrahinish.  I mean, I didn't know he was a
vet, or that he could over-rule Jody.  I expected Jody just to try to
steal the horse and I wanted to catch him in the act.  Catch him
physically committing a positive criminal act which he couldn't
possibly explain away.  I wanted to force the racing authorities, more
than the police, to see that Jody was not the innocent little underdog
they believed."  Rupert thought it over.  Why didn't you think he would
kill him?"

Well.."  it did cross my mind, but on balance I thought it unlikely,
because Energise is such a good horse.  I thought Jody would want to
hide him away somewhere so that he could make a profit on him later,
even if he sold him as a point-to-pointer.  Energise represents money,
and Jody has never missed a trick in that direction."

But Macrahinish wanted him dead," Rupert said.  I sighed.  I suppose he
thought it safer."

Rupert smiled.  You had put them in a terrible fix.  They couldn't risk
you being satisfied with getting your horse back.  They couldn~t be
sure you couldn't somehow prove they had stolen it originally.  But if
you no longer had it, you would have found it almost impossible to make
allegations stick."

That's right," Charlie agreed.  That's exactly what Steven thought."

Also," I said, Jody wouldn't have been able to bear the thought of me
getting the better of him.  Apart from safety and profit, he would have
taken Energise back simply for revenge.~

You know what?"  Charlie said, it's my guess that he probably put his
entire bank balance on Padellic at Stratford, thinking it was Energise,
and when Padellic turned up sixth he lost the lot.  And that in itself
is a tidy little motive for revenge.~

Here," Bert said appreciatively.  I wonder how much Ganser bleeding
Mays is down the drain for!  Makes you bleeding laugh, don't it?  There
they all were, thinking they were backing a ringer, and we'd gone and
put the real Padellic back where he belonged."

Trained by Rupert," I murmured, to do his best."  Rupert looked at us
one by one and shook his head.  You're a lot of rogues."  We drank our
brandy and didn't dispute it.

Where did the American horse come from?"  Rupert asked.

Miami."

No... This morning."

A quiet little stable in the country," I said.  We had him brought to
the census point..."

And you should have bleeding seen him," Bert interrupted gleefully. Our
capitalist here, I mean.  Whizzing those three horses in and out of
horse boxes faster than the three card trick."

I must say," Rupert said thoughtfully, that I've wondered just how he
managed it."

He took bleeding Energise out of Jody box and put it in the empty stall
of the trailer which brought Black Fire.  Then he put Padellic where
Energise had been, in Jody's box.  Then he put bleeding Black Fire
where Padellic had been, in your box, that is.  All three of them
buzzing in a circle like a bleeding merry-go-round."  Charlie said,
smiling, All change at the census.  Padellic started from here and went
to Stratford.  Black Fire started from the country and came here.  And
Energise started from Jody's... He stopped.

And went to where?"  Rupert asked.  I shook my head.  He's safe, I
promise you."  Safe with Allie at Hantsford Manor, with Miss Johnston
and Mrs.  Fairchild-Smith.  We'll leave him where he is for a week or
two."

Yeah," Bert said, explaining.  Because, see, we've had Jody Leeds and
that red-eyed hunk of muscle of his exploding all over us with
temper-temper, but what about that other one?  What about that other
one we've kicked right where it hurts, eh?  We don't want to risk
Energise getting the chop after all from Mr.  Squeezer bleeding Ganser
down the bleeding drain Mays."  Owen and I went back to London.  I
drove, with him sitting beside me fitfully dozing and pretending in
between times that he didn't have a headache.

Don't be silly," I said.  I know what it feels like.  You've got a
proper thumper and notwithstanding that snide crack to the doctor about
your boss not letting you take a couple of days off, that's what you're
going to get."  He smiled.

I'm sorry about your head," I said.

I know."

How?"

Charlie said."  I glanced across at him.  His face in the glow from the
dashboard looked peaceful and contented.  It's been," he said drowsily,
a humdinger of a day."  It was four in the morning when we reached the
house and pulled into the driveway.  He woke up slowly and shivered,
his eyes fuzzy with fatigue.

You're sleeping in my bed," I said," and I'm taking the sofa."  He
opened his mouth.  Don't argue," I added.

All right."  I locked the car and we walked to the front door, and
that's where things went wrong.  The front door was not properly shut.
Owen was too sleepy to realise at once, but my heart dropped to
pavement level the instant I saw it.

Burglars, I thought dumbly.  Today of all days.  I pushed the door
open. Everything was quiet.  There was little furniture in the hall and
nothing looked disturbed.  Upstairs, though, it would be like a
blizzard... What is it?"  said Owen, realising that something was
wrong.

The workshop door," I said, pointing.

Oh no!"  That too was ajar, and there was no question of the intruder
having used a key.  The whole lock area was split, the raw wood showing
in jagged layers up and down the jamb.  We walked along the carpeted
passage, pushed the door wider, and took one step through on to
concrete.  One step, and stopped dead.  The workshop was an area of
complete devastation.  All the lights were on.  All the cupboard doors
and drawers were open, and everything which should have been in them
was out and scattered and smashed.  The work benches were overturned
and the racks of tools were torn from their moorings and great chunks
of plaster had been gouged out of the walls.  All my designs and
drawings had been ripped to pieces.  All the prototype toys seemed to
have been stamped on.  Tins of oil and grease had been opened, and the
contents emptied on to the mess, and the paint I'd used on the census
notices was splashed on everything the oil had missed.  The machines
themselves... I swallowed.  I was never going to make anything else on
those machines.  Not ever again.  Not burglars, I thought aridly. 
Spite. I felt too stunned to speak and I imagine it was the same with
Owen because for an appreciable time we both just stood there, immobile
and silent.  The mess before us screamed out its message of viciousness
and evil, and the intensity of the hate which had committed such havoc
made me feel literally sick.  On feet which seemed disconnected from my
legs I took a couple of steps forward.  There was a flicker of movement
on the edge of my vision away behind the half-open door.  I spun on my
toe with every primeval instinct raising hairs in instant alarm, and
what I saw allowed no reassurance whatsoever.  Ganser Mays stood there,
waiting like a hawk.  The long nose seemed a sharp beak, and his eyes
behind the metal-rimmed spectacles glittered with mania.  lie was
positioning his arms for a scything downward swing, which was the
movement I'd seen, and in his hands he held a heavy long-handled axe. 
I leapt sideways a thousandth of a second before the killing edge swept
through the place where I'd been standing.

Get help," I shouted breathlessly to Owen.  Get out and get help."  I
had a blurred impression of his strained face, mouth open, eyes huge,
dried blood still dark on his cheek.  For an instant he didn't move and
I thought he wouldn't go, but when I next caught a glimpse of the
doorway, it was empty.  Whether or not he'd been actively lying in wait
for me, there was no doubt that now that I was there Ganser Mays was
trying to do to me what he'd already done to my possessions.  I learned
a good deal from him in the next few minutes.  I learned about mental
terror.  Learned about extreme physical fear.  Learned that it was no
fun at all facing unarmed and untrained a man with the will and the
weapon for murder.  What was more, it was my own axe.  We played an
obscene sort of hide and seek round the wrecked machines.  It only
needed one of the ferocious chops to connect, and I would be without
arm or leg if not without life.  He slashed whenever he could get near
enough, and I hadn't enough faith in my speed or strength to try to
tackle him within slicing range.  I dodged always and precariously just
out of total disaster, circling the ruined lathe .. . the milling
nachine ... the hacksaw..  . back to the lathe... putting the precious
bulks of metal between me and death.  Up and down the room, again and
again.  There was never a rigid line between sense and insanity and
maybe by some definitions Ganser Mays was sane.  Certainly in all that
obsessed destructive fury he was aware enough that I might escape
through the door.  From the moment I'd first stepped past him into the
workshop, he gave me no chance to reach safety that way.  There were
tools scattered on the floor from the torn-down racks, but they were
mostly small and in any case not round the machines but on the opposite
side of the workshop.  I could leave the shelter of the row of machines
and cross open space to arm myself... but nothing compared in weight or
usefhlness with that axe, and chisels and saws and drill bits weren't
worth the danger of exposure.  If Owen came back with help, maybe I
could last out... Shortage of breath... I was averagely fit, but no
athlete.."  couldn't pull in enough oxygen for failing muscles ... felt
fatal weaknesses slowing my movements... knew I couldn't afford to slip
on the oil or stumble over the bolts mooring the base plates to the
floor or leave my hands holding on to anything for more than a second
for fear of severed fingers.  He seemed tireless, both in body and
intent.  I kept my attention more on the axe than his face, but the
fractional views I caught of his fixed, fanatical and curiously rigid
expression gave no room for hope that he would stop before he had
achieved his object.  Trying to reason with him would have been like
arguing with an avalanche.  I didn't even try.  Breath sawed through my
throat.  Owen... why didn't he bloody well hurry... if he didn't hurry
he might as well come back tomorrow for all the good it would do me...
The axe crashed down so close to my shoulder that I shuddered from
imagination and began to despair.  He was going to kill me.  I was
going to feel the bite of that heavy steel.."  to know the agony and
see the blood spurt... to be chopped and smashed like everything else.
I was up at one end, where the electric motor which worked all the
machines was located.  He was four feet away, swinging, looking
merciless and savage.  I was shaking, panting and still trying
frantically to escape, and it was more to distract him for a precious
second than from any devious plan that I took the time to kick the main
switch from off to on.  The engine hummed and activated the main belt,
which turned the big wheel near the ceiling and rotated the long shaft
down the workshop.  All the belts to the machines began slapping as
usual, except that this time half of them had been cut right through
and the free ends flapped in the air like streamers.  It took his eye
off me for only a blink.  I circled the electric motor which was much
smaller than the machines and not good cover, and he brought his head
back towards me with a snap.  He saw that L was exposed.  A flash of
triumph crossed his pale sweating face.  He whipped the axe back and
high and struck at me with all his strength.  I jumped sideways in
desperation and slipped and fell, and thought as I went down that this
was it ... this was the end.."  he would be on me before I could get
up.  I half saw the axe go up again.  I lunged out with one foot in a
desperate kick at his ankles.  Connected.  Threw him a fraction off
balance.  Only a matter of a few inches: and it didn't affect the
weight of his downward swing, but only its direction.  Instead of
burying itself in me, the blade sank into the main belt driving the
machines, and for one fatal moment Ganser Mays hung on to the shaft.
Whether he thought I had somehow grasped the axe and was trying to tug
it away from him, heaven knows.  In any case he gripped tight, and the
whirling belt swept him off his feet.  The belt moved at about ten feet
a second.  It took one second for Ganser Mays to reach the big wheel
above.  I dare say he let go of the shaft at about that point, but the
wheel caught him and crushed him in the small space between itself and
the ceiling.  He screamed.."  a short loud cry of extremity, chokingly
cut off.  The wheel inexorably whirled him through and out the other
side.  It would have taken more than a soft human body to stop a motor
which drove machine tools.  He fell from the high point and thumped
sickeningly on to the concrete not far from where I was still
scrambling to get up.  It had happened at such immense speed that he
had been up to the ceiling and down again before I could find my feet.
The axe had been dislodged and had fallen separately beside him.  Near
his hand, as if all he had to do was stretch out six inches and he
would be back in business.  But Ganser Mays was never going to be back
in business.  I stood looking down at him while the engine hummed and
the big killing wheel rotated impersonally as usual, and the remaining
belts to the machines slapped quietly as they always did.  There was
little blood.  His face was white.  The spectacles had gone and the
eyes were half open.  The sharp nose was angled grotesquely sideways.
The neck was bent at an impossible angle; and whatever else had broken,
that was enough.  I stood there for a while panting for breath and
sweating and trembling from fatigue and the screwed tension of past
fear.  Then whatever strength I had left drained abruptly away and I
sat on the floor beside the electric motor and drooped an arm over it
for support like a wilted lily.  Beyond thought.  Beyond feeling.  Just
dumbly and excruciatingly exhausted.  It was at that moment that Owen
returned.  The help he'd brought wore authentic navy blue uniform and a
real black and white checkered band on his cap.  He took a long slow
look and summoned reinforcements.

Hours later, when they had all gone, I went back downstairs to the
workshop.  Upstairs nothing, miraculously, had been touched.  Either
our return had interrupted the programme before it had got that far, or
the workshop had been the only intended target.  In any case my first
sight of the peaceful sitting-room had been a flooding relief.  Owen
and I had flopped weakly around in armchairs while the routine police
work ebbed and flowed, and after lengthy question-and-answer sessions
and the departure of the late Mr.  Mays we had found ourselves finally
alone. It was already Sunday morning.  The sun, with no sense of
fitness, was brightly shining.  Regent's Park sparkled with frost and
the puddles were glazed with ice.

Go to bed," I said to Owen.  He shook his head.  Think I'll go home."

Come back when you're ready."  He smiled.  Tomorrow," he said.  For a
spot of sweeping up."  When he'd gone I wandered aimlessly about,
collecting coffee cups and emptying ashtrays and thinking disconnected
thoughts.  I felt both too tired and too unsettled for sleep, and it
was then that I found myself going back to the devastation in the
workshop.  The spirit of the dead man had gone.  The place no longer
vibrated with violent hate.  In the morning light it looked a cold and
sordid shambles, squalid debris of a spent orgy.  I walked slowly down
the room, stirring things with my toe.  The work of twenty years lay
there in little pieces.  Designs torn like confetti.  Toys crushed
flat.  Nothing could be mended or saved.  I supposed I could get
duplicates at least of the design drawings if I tried, because copies
were lodged in the patents' office.  But the originals, and all the
hand-made prototype toys, were gone for good.  I came across the
remains of the merry-go-round which I had made when I was fifteen.  The
first Rola; the beginning of everything.  I squatted down and stirred
the pieces, remembering that distant decisive summer when I'd spent day
after day in my uncle's workshop with ideas gushing like newly-drilled
oil out of a brain that was half child, half man.  I picked up one of
the little horses.  The blue one, with a white mane and tail.  The one
I'd made last of the six.

The golden barley-sugar rod which had connected it to the revolving
roof was snapped off jaggedly an inch above the horse's back.  One of
the front legs was missing, and one of the ears.  I turned it over
regretfully in my hands and looked disconsolately around at the mess.
Poor little toys.  Poor beautiful little toys, broken and gone.  It had
cost me a good deal, one way and another, to get Energise back.  Turn
the handle, Charlie had said, and all the little toys would revolve on
their spindles and do what they should.  But people weren't toys, and
Jody and Macrahinish and Ganser Mays had jumped violently off their
spindles and stripped the game out of control.  If I hadn't decided to
take justice into my own hands I wouldn't have been kicked or convicted
of drunkenness.  I would have saved myself the price of Black Fire and
a host of other expenses.  I wouldn't have put Owen at risk as a guard,
and I wouldn't have felt responsible for the ruin of Jody and Felicity,
the probable return to jail of Macrahinish, and the death of Ganser
Mays.  Pointless to say that I hadn't meant them so much harm, or that
their own violence had brought about their own doom.  It was I who had
given them the first push.  Should I have done it?  Did I wish I
hadn't? I straightened to my feet and smiled ruefully at the shambles,
and knew that the answer to both questions was no.

Epilogue I gave Energise away.  Six weeks after his safe return to
Rupert's stable he ran in the Champion Hurdle and I took a party to
Cheltenham to cheer him on.  A sick tycoon having generously lent his
private box, we went in comfort, with lunch before and champagne after
and a lot of smiling in between.  The four newly-registered
joint-owners were having a ball and slapping each other on the back
with glee: Bert, Allie, Owen and Charlie, as high in good spirits as
they'd been at the census.  Charlie had brought the bridge-playing wife
and Bert his fat old mum, and Owen had shyly and unexpectedly produced
an unspoiled daughter of sixteen.  The oddly mixed party proved a
smash-hit success, my four conspirators carrying it along easily on the
strength of liking each other a lot.  While they all went off to place
bets and look at the horses in the parade ring, I stayed up in the box.
I stayed there most of the afternoon.  I had found it impossible, as
the weeks passed, to regain my old innocent enthusiasm for racing. 
There was still a massive movement of support and sympathy for Jody,
which I supposed would never change.  Letters to sporting papers spoke
of sympathy for his misfortunes and disgust for the one who had brought
them about. Racing columnists, though reluctantly convinced of his
villainy, referred to him still as the unfortunate' Jody.  Quintus,
implacably resentful, was ferreting away against me in the Jockey Club
and telling everyone it was my fault his son had made mis judgements  I
had asked him how it could possibly be my fault that Jody had made the
misjudgement of taking Macrahiish and Ganser Mays for buddy-buddies,
and had received no answer.  I had heard unofficially the results of
the autopsy on Black Fire.  He had been killed by a massive dose of
chloroform injected between the ribs straight into the heart.  Quick,
painless, and positively the work of a practised hand.  The veterinary
bag found beside the dead horse had contained a large hypodermic
syringe with a sufficient length of needle; traces oC chloroform inside
the syringe and Macrahinish's fingerprints outside.  These interesting
facts could not be generally broadcast on account of the forthcoming
trial, and my high-up police informant had made me promise not to
repeat them.  Jody and Macrahinish were out on bail, and the racing
authorities had postponed their own enquiry until the law's verdict
should be known.  Jody still technically held his trainer's licence.
The people who to my mind had shown most sense had been Jody's other
owners.  One by one they had melted apologetically away, reluctant to
be had for mugs.  They had judged without waiting around for a jury,
and Jody had no horses left to train.  And that in it seW in many eyes,
was a further crying shame to be laid at my door.  I went out on the
balcony of the kind tycoon's box and stared vacantly over Cheltenham
racecourse.  Moral victory over Jody was impossible, because too many
people still saw him, despite everything, as the poor hardworking
little man who had fallen foul of the rich robber baron.  Charlie came
out on the balcony in my wake.

Steven?  What's the matter?  You're too damned quiet."

What we did," I said sighing, has changed nothing."

Of course it has," he said robustly.  You'll see.  Public opinion works
awful slowly.  People don't like doing about-turns and admitting they
were fooled.  But you trust your Uncle Charlie, this time next year,
when they've got over their red faces, a lot of people will quietly be
finding you're one of their best friends."

Yeah," I said.

Quintus," he said positively, is doing himself a lot of personal no
good just now with the hierarchy.  The on dit round the bazaars is that
if Quintus can't see his son is a full-blown criminal he is even
thicker than anyone thought.  I tell you, the opinion where it matters
is one hundred per cent for you, and our little private enterprise is
the toast of the cigar circuit."  I smiled.  You make me feel better
even if you do lie in your teeth."

As God's my judge," he said, virtuously, and spoiled it by glancing a
shade apprehensively skywards.

I saw Jody," I said.  Did you know?"

No!"

In the City," I nodded.  Him and Felicity, coming out of some law
offices."

What happened?"

He spat," I said.

How like him."  They had both looked pale and worried and had stared at
me in disbelief.  Jody's ball of mucus landed at my feet, punctuation
mark of how he felt.  If I'd known they were likely to be there I would
have avoided the district by ten miles, but since we were accidentally
face to face I asked him straight out the question I most wanted
answered.

Did you send Ganser Mays to smash my place up?"

He told him how to make you suffer," Felicity said spitefully.  Serves
you right."  She cured in that one sentence the pangs of conscience I'd
had about the final results of the Energise shuttle.

You're a bloody fool, Jody," I said.  If you'd dealt straight with me
I'd've bought you horses to train for the Classics.  With your ability,
if you'd been honest, you could have gone to the top.  Instead, you'll
be warned off for life.  It is you, believe me, who is the mug."  They
had both stared at me sullenly, eyes full of frustrated rage.  If
either of them should have a chance in the future to do me further bad
turns I had no doubt that they would.  There was no one as vindictive
as the man who'd done you wrong and been found out.  Charlie said
beside me, Which do you think was the boss?  Jody tr Macrahinish or
Ganser Mays?"

I don't know," I said.  How does a triumvirate grab you?"

Equal power?"  He considered.  Might well be, I suppose.  Just three
birds of a feather drawn to each other by natural evil, stirring it in
unholy alliance."

Are all criminals so full of hate?"

I dare say.  I don't know all that many.  Do you?"

No."

I should think," Charlie said, that the hate comes first.  Some people
are just natural haters.  Some bully the weak, some become anarchists,
some rape women, some steal with maximum mess..  . and all of them
enjoy the idea of the victim's pain."

Then you can't cure a hater," I said.

With hard liners not a chance."

Charlie and I contemplated this sombre view and the others came back
waving Tote tickets and bubbling over with good humour.

Here," Bert said, slapping me on the back.  Know what I just heard?
Down in the ring, see.  All those bleeding little bookies that we saved
from going bust over Padellic, they're passing round the bleeding
hat."

Just what, Bert," said Allie, do you bleeding mean?"

Here!"  A huge grin spread across Bert's rugged features.  You're a
right smashing bit of goods, you are, Allie, and that's a fact.  What I
mean is, those little guys are making a bleeding collection all round
the country, and every shop the smart alecs tried it on with, they're
all putting a flyer in, and they're going to send it to the Injured
Jockey's bleeding Fund in honour of the firm of Scott, Canterfield,
Ward, Idris and Huggerneck, what saved them all from disappearing down
the bleeding plug-hole."  We opened a bottle of champagne on the
strength of it and Charlie said it was the eighth wonder of the world.
When the time came for the Champion Hurdle we all went down to see
Energise saddled.  Rupert, busy fastening buckles, looked at the ranks
of shining eyes and smiled with the indulgence of the long-time
professional.  The horse himself could scarcely stand still, so full
was he of oats and health and general excitement.  I patted his elegant
black neck and he tossed his head and sprayed me with a blow through
his nostrils.  I said to Rupert, Do you think I'm too old to learn to
ride?"

Racehorses?"  He pulled tight the second girth and fastened the
buckle.

Yes."  He slapped the black rump.  Come down Monday morning and make a
start."

In front of all the lads?"

Well?"  He was amused, but it was an exceptional offer.  Few trainers
would bother.

I'll be there," I said.  Donny led Energise from the saddling boxes to
the parade ring, closely followed by Rupert and the four new owners.

But you're coming as well," Allie said, protesting.  I shook my head.
Four owners to one horse is enough."  Bert and Charlie tugged her with
them and they all stood in a little smiling group with happiness coming
out of their ears.  Bert's mum, Owen's daughter and Charlie's wife went
off to plunder the Tote, and I, with the most reputable bookmaking firm
in the business, bet five hundred pounds to three thousand that
Energise would win.  We watched him from the balcony of the private box
with hearts thumping like jungle drums.  It was for this that we had
gone to so much trouble, this few minutes ahead.  For the incredible
pleasure of seeing a superb creature do what he was bred, trained,
endowed and eager for.  For speed, for fun, for exhilaration, for love.
The tapes went up and they were away, the fourteen best hurdlers in
Britain out to decide which was king.  Two miles of difficult
undulating track.  Nine flights of whippy hurdles.  They crossed the
first and the second and swept up the hill past the stands, with
Energise lying sixth and moving easily, his jockey still wearing my
distinctive bright blue colours because none of his new owners had
any.

Go on, boyo," Owen said, his face rapt.  Slaughter the bloody lot of
them."  Generations of fervent Welshmen echoed in his voice.  Round the
top of the course.  Downhill to the dip.  More jumps, then the long
climb on the far side.  One horse fell,

bringing a gasp like a gale from the stands and a moan from Allie that
she couldn't bear to watch.  Energise flowed over the hurdles with the
economy of all great jumpers and at the top of the far hill he lay
fourth.

Get your bleeding skates on," muttered Bert, whose knuckles showed
white with clutching his race glasses.  Don't bleeding hang about."
Energise obeyed the instructions.  Down the leg-testing slope he
swooped like a black bird, racing level with the third horse, level
with the second, pressing on the leader.  Over the next, three of them
in line like a wave.  Round the last bend swept all three in a row,
with nothing to choose and all to be fought for over the last of the
hurdles and the taxing, tiring, pull-up to the winning post.

I can't bear it," Allie said.  Oh come on, you great... gorgeous..."

Slaughter them, boyo.,.."

Shift, you bleeding... The voices shouted, the crowd yelled, and
Charlie had tears in his eyes.  They came to the last flight all in a
row, with Energise nearest the rails, furthest from the stands.  He met
it right, and jumped it cleanly and I had stopped breathing.  The horse
in the middle hit the top of the hurdle, twisted in the air, stumbled
on landing, and fell in a skidding, sliding, sprawling heap.  He fell
towards Energise, who had to dodge sideways to avoid him.  Such a
little thing.  A half-second's hesitation before he picked up his
stride.  But the third of the three, with a clear run, started away
from the hurdle with a gain of two lengths.  Energise put his soul into
winning that race.  Stretched out and fought for every inch.  Showed
what gut and muscle could do on the green turf.  Shortened the gap and
closed it, and gained just a fraction at every stride.  Allie and Owen
and Bert and Charlie were screaming like maniacs, and the winning post
was too near, too near.  Energise finished second, by a short head. 
It's no good expecting fairytale endings, in racing.

Dick Francis is the undisputed champion among thriller writers.  A
former National Hunt jockey, his first novel, Dead Cert, was published
in 1962.  The Edge, published in 1988, is his latest best selling
thriller.  Dick Francis and his wife divide their time between England
and Florida.

BOOKS BY DICK FRANCIS

THE SPORT OF QUEENS (autobiography)

DEAD CERT

NERVE

FOR KICKS

ODDS AGAINST

FLYING FINISH

BLOOD SPORT

FORFEIT

ENQUIRY

RAT RACE

BONE CRACK

SMOKESCREEN

SLAY-RIDE

KNOCK DOWN

HIGH STAKES

IN THE FRAME

RISK

TRIAL RUN

WHIP HAND

REFLEX

TWICE SHY

BANKER

THE DANGER

PROOF

BREAK IN

LESTER: The Official Biography

BOLT

HOT MONEY

THE EDGE