DOCTOR WHO: THE FEAST OF THE STONE BY CAVAN SCOTT AND MARK WRIGHT The scream had sliced through the silence like a knife through flesh. As the vibrations echoed from crag to crag, something deep within stirred, its sleep disturbed. Yet it couldn't sleep now. A scream hadn't been heard here for centuries, and the cries of the past had never sounded like that. That had been a bellow, a roar as if the very fabric of reality had been ripped apart, not the shriek of a terrified child. And the cave wasn't empty any more. Dust that had lain for eons had been displaced by the arrival of a tall, blue box, dancing in the light from the fiery beacon that pulsed atop the structure. The low, resonating hum that cocooned the box was fascinating, and the something deep within reached out, only to find its consciousness touched, pricked by another presence. A presence the like of which it had never felt before. A presence it found appealing. Something deep within awoke and felt the hunger gnawing The TARDIS door slammed, leaving the Doctor standing alone, staring out into the vast darkness that lay beyond. He stepped forward, footsteps echoing away into nothing. The chamber he was in must be enormous. He sniffed the air as he walked forward a few more feet. Rank, he said to himself, coming to a stop at a sheer rock wall. Nobody's been in here for centuries. He ran his hand down the wall, feeling the grain. It was warm and wet. The Doctor looked back towards the TARDIS and sighed. I guess I'd better go after him, Alison said, to break the awkward silence. The Master stood opposite, arms folded. Well, he shrugged, I can hardly do that, can I my dear? Alison moved to grab her jacket from the back of an armchair. Do you think I should apologise to him then? And now we add guidance counsellor to my ever growing list of new duties. The Master placed both hands wearily against the controls. Miss Cheney, you will do what you will do. He flicked a switch and the doors swung open. Alison said nothing. Instead she turned and walked the length of the control chamber and disappeared into the square of darkness framed by the doors. As the doors closed behind her, the Master cast an eye heavenwards. Kids. Alison stepped from the threshold of the TARDIS into the stone chamber. She drew her jacket around her, hugging her arms tight around her body against the cold. Looking around she saw the Doctor, some distance away, striding across the chamber. Doctor! Not now. I'm talking.The Doctor waved his hand dismissively at whoever was trying to attract hisattention and turned back to the sea of faces, their fixed, rapt expressions urginghim on to finish his tale. ... and so I said the Slarvian at the bar can stay, but thefellah in the Quark suit will have to go!After a pause, the entire room erupted into laughter. They even liked his jokes.This was the best party he'd been to since Woodstock. Now, where was that waiterwith his champagne? In the back of his mind, the Doctor seemed to remembersomeone telling him he was drinking more these days, but a lot had happenedrecently. He had changed. Could they blame him? And besides, this was supposedto be a party! Alison stared after the Doctor. Had he just completely ignored her? He was nowstanding with his back to her, hand in the air, seemingly staring into space. Shewas starting to think that maybe he was a few fries short of a Happy Meal.She shuddered as a drop of icy water landed on the back of her neck. She lookedup. It felt like somebody was running cold fingertips down her spine. Sheer wallsof dank, mould-infested rock stretched up above to the gloomy roof. It was likesome great, petrified cathedral. Not far away, just beyond the motionless Doctor,stood a squat, crumbling base of rock. It looked like some kind of crude altar, butshe couldn't be sure. A stone trough ran down from the altar. A trough for what?Whatever it was, the rock surrounding it was stained jet black. And where was thatbreeze coming from? She turned three hundred and sixty degrees, but there didn'tseem to be any kind of entrance or exit. There was a heap of slick boulders, piledup in a massive heap behind the TARDIS. Whatever had happened, Alison knewshe didn't like it so it was time to grab the Doctor and get the hell out of here. Shestarted to move towards... ... the hospital bed. Her Nana looked beautiful, propped up by a ludicrous amountof pillows.What's wrong, pet? Nana asked, her voice small and croaky.Nothing, Alison replied, confused for a second. She looked around the room. Theflowers her mum brought every day. The plastic water jug. The heart monitor,punctuating the silence with its regular beat.You're not off, are you?Big, grey eyes gazed back at her.Alison smiled, trying not to look sad, just like her Mum had told her. Course not,Nana. ... and would you believe it, the treasure turned out to be nothing more than alovely bunch of coconuts!The Doctor's smile widened as his guests responded warmly to his story.Dash fine story, old boy, said the Colonel, ruddy-faced, pumping the Doctor'shand vigorously. Worked up quite an appetite listening to your exploits, Doctor. Most kind, Colonel, but, as I always said, you could work up an appetite snoringthe day away in your armchair.The room felt silent, social tension ripe in the air. The guests shifteduncomfortably. Had the Doctor gone too far this time? The silence lasted a secondlonger before the colonel erupted into laughter, his face reddening a shade deeper.The rest of the entourage followed suit, social grace restored.The colonel slapped the Doctor on the back and moved off, his eyes on thewaitress who had just passed. The Doctor smiled good naturedly. The old rogue.Left alone for the minute, the Doctor let his eyes roam the room. Where was she?Why did she always wander off when he was in full flow?He felt the gentlest of touches on the back of his neck, causing the Doctor toscrunch up his shoulders instinctively.Stop it! he giggled. The finger persevered. You know I hate being tickled. TheDoctor laughed out loud, turning and grabbing the hand, wincing... ... as the acrid stench hit his nostrils, throwing his arms up to protect himself fromthe far away blast of another explosion. The grit stung against his eyes, morebombs thudding in the distance, connecting with the scorched, decimated earth.He stumbled across the rubble, climbing as high as he could to survey the carnagebefore him, spots of white flesh and ripped uniforms acting as markers for the deadbeneath the ruins. Alison held her Nana's tissue thin hand. She could almost see the weak pulsefighting its way through the vein in her arm. For her Nana's sake she fought backthe tears, biting her lip so hard it hurt.What's wrong, pet? her Nana asked.Before she could answer, the radio in the corner of the room crackled with static,before bursting into life. Alison turned... ... her arms in the air, surrounded by a throb of bodies, all dancing, arms pumpingin time to the wicked beat. The euphoria was overwhelming, a wave of loverushing throughout the crowd. She moved close to Joe, their faces almost touching.This is great! she shouted, and let the music take her to... ... her Nana stirred, eyes flickering, but then she was still.It's alright, Nana. Go back to sleep. She squeezed the hand that she would haveclung on to forever, but the touch on her shoulder pulled her away.She's gone, love. It was her mum, face glistening with tears.The pit of Alison's stomach fell away and she buried herself in her mum's chest.After a minute, her mum put her hand under her chin... ... and she looked into Joe's eyes, the music pounding, drowning everything else out... ... the Doctor revelled in the laughter of yet another expertly delivered morsel ofbon mot... ... Alison hugged her mum... ... the Doctor giggled, swatting away the hand... ... the music blasted her ear drums. She loved everyone... ... the battlefield was empty, save for the Doctor. Alone. Victorious... ... the beat goes on... ... the clock struck midnight. The audience laughed. The Doctor frowned, lookinginto his champagne glass before pouring it onto the floor.Blood splattered over his shoes.He looked up at the other guests who were happily taking back huge mouthfuls ofthick, red blood from their overflowing champagne flutes, letting the stickysubstance pour in slow moving rivulets down their chins.Something's wrong.Doctor!A lone voice, clear and bright in the room. The Doctor whipped round, findinghimself in the stark cold of the chamber. A shaft of light spilled across the stonefloor, reaching his shoes.The TARDIS doors were open, shining like a beacon, the Master framed on thethreshold, his hand outstretched. Doctor, take my hand!The Doctor took a step forward, but hesitated. A playful whisper breathed in hisear, a hand on his shoulder, pulling him back. He turned. The party was still in fullswing, a sea of faces, waiting for the next tale. He had a part to play.No! With a definite turn, he wrenched himself away from the crowd and threwhimself towards the TARDIS and the reaching hand of the Master... ... who grabbed the Doctor and pulled him inside the TARDIS, his android strengthhurling him bodily across the control room. The Doctor was immediately on hisfeet, running for the doors, only to be thrown back by the Master once again.Get out of my way! Alison's still out there!Do you really think I'm going to let you go back out there? Look! The Masterpointed to the scanner screen. Alison was suspended in mid-air over the altar, armspulled out to the side, her body convulsing as unseen terrors swarmed around her.The corners of the cavern were growing darker, shadows moving in from all sides.Do you see them?The Master squinted at the screen. The shadows? Yes, most intriguing.The Doctor bounded across to the controls, pouncing on levers and dials like a cat.There's obviously something out there. A ghost in the machine, if you will, the Master arrived by the Doctor's side at amore sedate pace.What do you mean?Really, Doctor, you can be slow on the uptake sometimes. You weren't alone outthere and I'm not talking about those hallucinations. There's something else.Something alive. It reached out to me just after we landed. A presence.Why didn't you warn us? The Doctor asked, a note of accusation in his voice.Even after all this time, you still can't bring yourself to trust me, can you? If youremember, my dear Doctor, yourself and Miss Cheney did leave the ship ratherquickly. I believe the word I'm looking for is... flounce?The Doctor glared.It doesn't change anything, Doctor. There's still something out there.Something in the rock?Exactly.The Doctor fell silent for a second, his mind racing.And something extremely hungry.Now, it was the Master's turn to look bemused. The Doctor meanwhile, beganjabbing at this control and that, throwing random switches and pulling leversalmost as if he knew what he was doing.You've heard of the stone tape effect I take it?The Master groaned.We're not going to have one of your tiresome lectures now are we?I'll never forget how they jeered dear old Lethbridge back at Cambridge. He wasreally quite shaken, but I soon rallied around. Thomas, I said, the closed cloistersof academia will never embrace the freethinker. I should know.The Master ran a hand through his hair, fighting the irritation that threatened tobubble to the surface.Your point being? And do I need to remind you that the delightful Miss Cheneyappears to be in mortal danger?Now who's being slow on the uptake? the Doctor asked. On the scanner, theshadows moved ever closer to Alison. Thomas theorised that ghosts and ghouliesweren't visitors from another plane of existence but simply recordings of extremeor primal emotion.And that the physical environment, in this case the rock, acted as a recordingmedium to preserve this charming scene for posterity, the Master concluded.Precisely. When a person sees what popular fiction throughout the Universe callsa ghost, their mind acts like a tape recorder playing back the images in the stone.But this is a slightly more... tangible problem, is it not?The Doctor tutted. Of course it is. We're not dealing with a mere recording, butthe principle is the same. Whatever is trapped in that rock is sentient and feedingoff our memories like some... The Doctor struggled for the words, Psychicvampire.Melodramatic, but somewhat appropriate. Whatever this mood-sucker is, I think it's been asleep for a very long time, andour arrival awoke it from its slumber.Triumphantly, the Doctor hit a final switch with a flourish.There! I've reprogrammed the TARDIS scanner to focus in on the psionicresonance within the cavern. We should be able to see what Alison is seeing.Look.The image on the scanner screen shifted, as if through heat haze and the Doctorgasped as a barrage of scenes flashed before them. ... A coffin being lowered to the ground... ... Wet, black blood spilling across an altar... ... The heavy beat of a dance track... ... Wet, black blood spilling across an altar... ... The tenderness of a dark bedroom... ... Wet, black blood spilling across an altar... ... Opening a present under the shadow of a sparkling Christmas tree... ... Alison pulling the trigger, the guard's brains splattering across the metal of the wall... The Doctor's hand slammed down onto the console. Wait! That's isn't Alison'smemory.I would hope not, unless we're harbouring a murderer.We are. You!A quizzical smile lingered around the Master's lips. I must confess, the scene doeshave some familiarity about it.It's your memory.What exactly are you implying, Doctor?You and I! We are inextricably and uniquely linked to this ship. But you evenmore so. The Doctor pointed at the Master. I designed you and the TARDIS tobe inseparable and somehow it's your consciousness that has awakened the beast.The puzzlement was replaced with a knowing smile.How flattering. It's so nice to be the organ grinder once again and not the... The words died in the Master's throat as his eyes spun upwards. A faceplate swungoutwards, revealing the Master's android reality. The Doctor lifted his hand awayfrom the deactivation switch on the console.The TARDIS shuddered, buffeted by an unseen energy wave. The Doctor grabbedthe controls to steady himself. You didn't like that, did you? he shouted up to ceiling, but the momentarytriumph was destroyed by Alison's scream of agony on the scanner screen.Leave her alone! the Doctor nearly screamed, slamming his fist down on thecontrols in frustration.The image on the scanner began to change rapidly, cycling through a masscacophony of conflicting emotions. In the chamber, the shadows drew closer to the suspended form of Alison, waveafter wave of psionic energy slamming into her. One of the shadows took on amore human form, its whispery, incoherent form rising up, its raised armbrandishing what could have once been a dagger. The Doctor raced around the controls, flicking switches, turning dials, but nothinghad any effect.You've had the canapes! he shouted at the scanner, And now you wanteverything else on the menu! The TARDIS was slammed sideways and theDoctor was thrown to the ground. Behind him, the Master's metallic featuressparked with tendrils of blue energy for a split second. The Doctor sat bolt upright,looking at his consciously absent companion. Still connected, he said quietly. Iwonder... Alison screamed again, launching the Doctor into action.You're a leech! he called up to the ceiling, ducking underneath the console andreturning with a thick coil of copper wire that was connected to the console. Avampire! He unrolled the coil of wire and ran to the Master, attaching two bulkycrocodile clips to either side of the android's temples. Feeding on our emotions!The Doctor's hands were a blur across the controls, and the central column beganto vibrate with power, throbbing up into the vaulted ceiling. An eruption of sparkscast a halo around the Master's head, the ribbon of blue energy snaking down thewires and into the depths of the controls.You used him as your conduit, didn't you? Recognised an evil almost equal toyour own, and you used that to get me. The Doctor glanced at the scanner. Theshadows were drawing ever nearer. And Alison.Whatever you are, whatever evil created you, you must have caused terror beyondbelief... The Doctor placed his hand firmly on a lever. But let me tell you, you'vegot nothing on my companion here. Whatever atrocities you've committed, he'sperpetrated worse. If it's evil you want, then it's evil you shall have!The Doctor pulled the lever. A wave of energy blasted from the Police Box's lantern, zigzagging across thedarkness of the chamber to envelope the still suspended Alison.The shadows drew back from the cold blue aura cast by the energy wave, lightingup the chamber, and the cracked and broken altar, stained with long spilt blood. The Doctor's entire body was suffused with coruscating energy, bridging the circuitbetween the Master and the console. His hand whitened around the lever as pulsesof energy flowed from the Master, streaming down the connecting wires. TheMaster's still form began to glow hot. Waves of violent power cascaded up throughthe central column. The aura around Alison burned incandescently. At first they cowered against thelight as their victims had cowered centuries before as they'd slaughtered and fed onthe spilt blood. Then, as if the craving renewed its hold on their souls, they beganto inch forward, dim eyes full of this new banquet. For a second they seemed togrow, feeding off the energy all around, features forming on their wraith-like form.Eyes burned. Nails tore through the air. Teeth bared.Alison screamed, pain searing through her as the remnants of the ancient cultswelled up and advanced step by step to plunge the knife that would burst herheart. The Doctor screamed, the energy wave from the console lapping around his arms,the Master's memories scorching through his mind, atrocities he could never haveimagined. The shadows screamed, fingers clawing the air, a banshee wail soaring in pitch asthe wave reached its crescendo of intensity. Such evil to gorge on. Such loathing.Too much to contain, too much to resist. Too much to... A final surge of raw power flared across the cavern, splintering the shadows one byone as the cacophony reached its peak. The ancient altar, cracked and ancient,exploded into dust, the final victim of the tidal wave of hate.As the echo died, Alison's body thudded to the ground.And then silence. Alison pulled the tartan blanket closer as the Doctor draped it over her shoulders,absently pulling at a thread in the stitching of the old leather chair. She didn't lookup as a glass was thrust into her still shaking hand. The golden liquid swilledinside. She sniffed it. Brandy.It's a good one, so sip it.Alison glanced up at the flaccid Master, leaning like a discarded puppet by thecentral column.What happened to him? she asked.The entity was using the Master as a conduit to the TARDIS and us. His psionicessence, if you will, was broadcast by the ship on our arrival. It's curious. Neithermy intelligence, nor the TARDIS's for that matter, awoke it from its snooze, butthe Master must have something in common with the creature that struck a nerve.Perhaps it's because he can't leave the ship, just like that thing couldn't leave thecave. A shadow passed over the Doctor's features.Perhaps. Whatever, the empathetic link, no doubt boosted by the ship's telepathiccircuits, was enough to trigger the stone tape effect. Vampirism at its most primaland brutal.The grandfather clock at the threshold to the TARDIS inner chambers ticked by ahandful of torturous seconds.And so... And so, I was forced to deactivate him. It was the only way to loosen the entity'shold on you and get us out of there.The odour of the liquor stung Alison's nostrils. Isn't that a bit too easy? TheDoctor didn't reply, looking absently at a control dial.I said, isn't that too easy?He looked up. What do you mean?I thought he was your friend.The words seemed to faze him, just for a second.He was... he is.Alison snorted with laughter. For somebody who's so clever you can't half bestupid sometimes, Doctor.The Doctor narrowed his eyes. I beg your pardon?It doesn't work like that in the real world, Doctor. My world. You don't get toswitch friends off when things get tough.I had no choice.Alison nodded sadly and sniffed at her drink, considering another mouthful. Shelooked the Doctor in the eyes.What happens when you have to turn me off?The Doctor kept her gaze but didn't answer. Alison threw her head back anddowned the brandy in a single gulp. The blanket fell silently to the floor as shepushed herself up from the chair and disappeared up the staircase to her room.The Doctor waited for Alison's steps to fade into the distance before turning backto the console. He paused, thinking, before throwing the switch. The Master's bodytensed as power surged through relays and circuits, motors and servos buzzinguntil all was calm.The two companions stared at each other wordlessly, the Master's eyebrow givingthe merest hint of a twitch. The android glanced down, brushed a flake of dustfrom his pristine cuff and coolly strolled out of the control room, hands claspedbehind his back.The Doctor was alone, save for the throb of the engines in flight. As the clockstruck an irrelevant hour, he reached for the decanter and poured himself a verylong, very stiff drink. AUTHORS' NOTES Cavan Scott and Mark Wright are two long-time Doctor Who fans known for their highly-rated Big Finish audio plays. Their website is at www.beyondtheforge.co.uk Cav and Mark's comments on the writing of the story follow: So here we are in the company of the undead once more. Just how did we come to write for vampires in the Doctor Who universe yet again? Apparently, Project: Twilight, an audio drama we'd penned for Big Finish Productions in 2001 went down well. It featured Colin Baker as the Sixth incarnation of the Doctor fighting vampires on the banks of the river Thames. The vampires in this case were of a fairly traditional bent, albeit in their guise of mockney gangsters. When we were approached, on the back of Project: Twilight, to pen the Doctor Who segment of this short story collection, we saw the chance to do something different, twisting the theme of vampirism slightly. We also saw the opportunity to combine the running theme with elements of paranormal investigation, in which we both share a passing interest. More than this, the major pull for writing The Feast of the Stone was to be able to contribute towards the mythos of a brand new incarnation of Doctor Who. The Scream of the Shalka introduced Richard E Grant as the Doctor, a totally different Time Lord to any we had experienced before. With his former arch enemy, the Master now a robotic ally, and the human presence of Alison Cheney as a new travelling companion, the TARDIS had its most interesting crew in years on board for new adventures. With such a short word count, we realised that action would have to be kept to a minimum, but the story flowed very easily from within the characters themselves. We were especially keen to use the Master to drive the story, and from there examine the dynamic of the characters and their interactions. This new Doctor is a traveller, much as he always had been, but this Doctor is haunted, running from a new demon eating at his soul. He is also an aesthete - he likes fine wine and expensive brandy (another new trait for this Doctor is his predilection for alcohol). He craves social company, yet is rude and standoffish, and we wanted to bring that contradiction to light in the contrast between the party flashbacks, and his inability to relate to Alison in the closing moments aboard the TARDIS. Our editor, Ann, requested a blanket ban on any continuity references or in-jokes connected to the original television series or books. (No I didn't, Ed) However, as the Doctor regales his party audience, we managed to sneak past a crafty reference to Quarks, robotic servitors seen in the Patrick Troughton television story, The Dominators. Since then, they have become shorthand for things that are a bit, well... rubbish. The punchline to the Doctor's joke also includes a reference to Slarvians. We created the Slarvians for an abandoned Big Finish project, but Mark had picked them up for his soon-to-be released Tomorrow People adventure, The Slarvian Menace. The synopsis for The Feast of the Stone was sent to BBCi in an extremely developed stage, complete with snatches of dialogue already written. This helped us put the essence of the characters across much more easily. It had been some months since we'd worked on anything together. Aside from several short stories and three Doctor Who audio dramas for Big Finish, our writing paths had taken separate forks recently. Mark chose to pursue a freelance career, whilst Cav continued as a magazine editor. Solo projects have followed, with Mark penning several film and TV guides, as well as recently completing an adaptation for audio of the acclaimed Bryan Talbot comic book, The Adventures of Luther Arkwright. Cav meanwhile has swapped the TARDIS for Mega City One with the Judge Dredd audio adventure, For King and Country, due for release from Big Finish in June. He's also penned October's Tomorrow People adventure The Warlock's Ring for them, and has other projects in development. However, working on The Feast of the Stone reminded us how much fun it is writing together, something we'd forgotten in recent months. The partnership is now well and truly revived, with plans to work together on various projects in the near future.