Dale Bently shuffled out of his apartment
in his robe and slippers, squinting in the pale fall sunlight, heading
toward the mailbox and the letter that would tell him his life was over.
In one week it would be his fortieth birthday, and while he had that
vaguely in mind, he had forgotten about what it meant. He had forgotten a
lot within the past five years, his life becoming a pale blur of
featureless days. He opened the mailbox
with his thumbprint and pulled out the small bundle of junk mail, not even
seeing the envelope from the Bureau of the Census. He carried it back to
his apartment and shuffled inside, the end of his daily trip into the
world. He shut the door and locked it, and threw the mail down on the
coffee table that separated the couch from the television. As the letters
spread out he saw the bright red envelope and it caught his attention.
He'd seen that envelope before. It was
easy when Dale Bently was five years old; he was a child in good health
and was getting good grades in school. Children of his age were rarely
judged poorly. It was the same when he was ten years old. By the time he
was fifteen he'd developed into a bit of a disciplinary problem, but that
was normal for a teenager and there was still no real worry. When he was
20 he was in college and getting good grades
again. By the time he was 25 Dale was
making a good living as a apprentice engineer with Lagrange 5 Corp. It was
the first time he'd seen the Census as a threat, but as he was actively
working for the good of mankind and producing more than his share, he
passed. The same when he was 30 and 35 years old. But then there was the
accident, and the hospitals, and the lawsuit which gave him enough money
to compensate him for not ever being able to work in high orbit
again. The money, officially, was for
him to be able to reeducate and enter a new career, but as it turned out
it was enough for him to comfortably survive without working for a
considerably long time. He grew inward, reclusive, living for his daily
and nightly television favorites. It never occurred to him, never at all,
that he was dooming his very existence.
He opened the red envelope and held its contents in his hands. The Census!
he thought. The damned Census!
Bureau of the Census Dept. of Life Evaluation Division of
Judgment Los Angeles, CA 90039-3278-34
Notice to Mr. Dale Bently of 7892634 Vericruz Lane, Apt. 982e7,
Tuleburg California 95205-1252-08, S.S. #578-23-8493-X-4398:
IMPORTANT! This is your 5 year census notice! You must fill out
the accompanying form and essay and return to the Bureau (see
enclosed self-addressed envelope) before your deadline of November
1st. Failure to complete or return the census will
jeopardize your status of
citizenship. |
My God! Dale thought. My God, I forgot all about this! What have I been
thinking!? He looked over the form and
the instructions for the essay. The form itself only counted for %10 of
the evaluation. It was the essay that carried the weight. In big bold
letters the instructions read:
In your own handwriting, justify your existence in 500
words or less.
Letter held numbly in his hand, Dale walked to a window and looked out.
The white sunlight made everything glare in his eyes, causing him to
squint. It looked so unreal, much less real than the television screen.
There was no color out there. Dale
looked down at the letter. He looked at the date. November 1st,
it read. He had one week.
#
The trolley rumbled and swayed over the
old freeway foundations, steel wheels singing against steel tracks as it
whizzed out of Old Town and into the vast spread of cityscape that covered
the once vital farmlands. Tuleburg was now bigger than the L.A. basin,
with Money and Business drawn around the big space ports like iron filings
to a magnet. The sprawl of the California Central College campus was
visible miles before the swaying green trolley reached the station, giving
the impression that the trolley was barely creeping along. This was pure
illusion, as they were traveling in excess of 70 miles per hour. Dale was
standing, holding onto a rail and squinting through the windows, when the
brakes were applied. He was thrown forward and would have gone tumbling
had he not grabbed on with his other
hand. The walk from the station into the
campus had him exhausted before he was anywhere near his destination. He
had a headache and he was dizzy and his legs felt like they were going to
collapse beneath him. The students milling about all looked impossibly
young. He couldn't tell if they were 14 or
24. One tower stood out from the rest.
He entered and rested on a bench in front of the elevators for a while,
mentally preparing himself for the interview. Almost five years ago
Lagrange 5 Corp. had suggested he take up teaching --- he only hoped that
it wasn't too late. By teaching the young, he could easily justify his
existence. His watch beeped and said,
"You'd better hurry up, your appointment is in five minutes." Dale sighed,
said, "Oh, shut up," to the watch, and wearily got to his feet. He touched
the button for the elevator and the doors opened. He stepped inside,
announced his destination as the 22nd level, and nearly toppled
to the floor as the elevator swooped upwards toward the top of the
tower. On the 22nd floor, he
managed to find his way to Virginia Mergle's office, which was a large
hardwood door with a sign that read "PERSONNEL." Beyond was a waiting room
with a large information screen in a corner and seats all around. A
computer voice said, "State your name and business," as soon as he
entered. Dale spoke up in a nervous voice, and the computer acknowledged
him and said, "Miss Mergle will see you in one minute, seventeen seconds."
The information screen showed several different views of the campus, a
scrolling list of job opportunities, and a documentary on keeping full
sized whales in captivity. When the
countdown to his appointment reached zero the door swung open by itself
and the computer announced, "Miss Mergle will see you now." Dale stepped
into the inner office and saw a smooth-skinned black haired woman
reclining in a chair behind a huge desk. Her eyes were closed, and eight
data cables trailed from her head like an octopus's tentacles. "Come in,
Mr. Bently," she said without opening her eyes. Her voice had an
unpleasant, too-relaxed quality about it. Despite her clear enunciation,
it sounded like she was talking in her sleep. "Please, sit down and
relax." Dale sat but he didn't relax.
"I'm here about a job teaching zero-gravity
engineering." "We have an opening,"
Virginia said in her sleep-voice. "What are your
qualifications?" "I have a degree in
zero-gravity and low gravity engineering from the Tuleburg Institute of
Technology, and ten years of practical experience with L5
Corp." "Yes," she said, her eyes still
closed. "I am reviewing your records
now." Dale swallowed, his throat dry.
Silent seconds passed while data streamed in and out of the woman's brain.
She breathed slowly, her breasts heaving up and down with dream-like
calm. "You have no teaching
credentials," she said finally. "I have
practical experience, things that----"
"You have no teaching experience, either. I'm sorry, but I can't give you
any teaching position at all without a degree. I am searching for other
employment possibilities now." Again,
Dale found himself waiting silently and watching the woman's breasts ease
up and then down again. "Your physical
records indicate you would not be able to do any heavy labor. I'm sorry
Mr. Bently, but I just don't have anything for you at
all." Dale sighed, and stood
up. "Mr. Bently, I'm curious. Your
records indicate you have not been in any schooling nor work for years.
Why the sudden interest in teaching? You could have spent all this time
enrolled and getting your credentials."
"I don't know. I haven't been feeling that
well." "Your five year life evaluation
has come up with the Census Bureau, hasn't
it?"
"Yes." "You need real help, Mr. Bently.
Professional help. There are lawyers who specialize in life justification.
I strongly advise you to see one."
"Thank you." "I can recommend one in
particular, if you like. His name is Vlad Breenwood. Here is his address
and phone number." There was a whirring sound, and a piece of paper
slipped out of a printer and into a
tray. Thanking her once again, Dale took
the paper and shuffled out of her office.
#
Vlad Breenwood worked out of a small
office in a backwater corner of Tuleburg's 8 story shopping mall. Vlad was
a balding man in his fifties with a plastic smile and a jerky, bird-like
nervousness about him. But his voice was strong, and he quickly convinced
Dale that he knew what he was talking about. "You've really backed
yourself into a corner," Vlad was telling him. "Something inane like, 'I
think therefor I am' is not going to wash with the Department of Life
Evaluation, especially considering you've become a 40 year old shut in.
What do you do with your time, anyway?"
"I watch television." "Do you ever take
notes?"
"Notes?" "What kind of shows do you
watch, anyway?" "Well, um, entertainment
type shows----" "Like what? Give me some
titles. What are your ten favorites, ones that you never
miss?" "Oh, uh, Android Sluts, uh
. . . Full Tilt, Onion Man, Goddesses of Lust, Zoo Keeper's
Daughter----" "No docu-dramas? No
historic recreations? No educational programming
whatsoever?" ". . . no, I'm afraid
not." "Do you have any hobbies? Do you
build anything, like model trains or anything like
that?"
"No." "Do you watch birds, or keep an
ant farm, or have a dog?"
"No." "Nothing like
that?"
"No." "Do you pay anyone's bills besides
your own? Are you supporting anyone?"
"No." "Do you have any family
whatsoever?"
"No." Vlad shook his head, and got up
and paced back and forth behind his desk. "We don't have a lot to work
with, Dale." "I
know." "There's only one chance. We're
going to have to cheat."
"How?" "I'm going to make something up
for you, and write your essay for you. You're going to copy it
down----" "But I thought
that----" "Yes, it's true. They make you
write it in your own handwriting so that a computer program can analyze it
and determine if you're being truthful. That's the key, there, though: If
you believe you're being truthful --- that is, if your subconscious
believes you're telling the truth --- then you'll fool the computer
program." "How am I going to
believe?" "Well, it's tricky, and
there's no absolute guarantee, but I've had people hypnotised into
believing their justification essays and they've passed without a problem.
But the important thing you have to do even before we begin this is make a
solid commitment to become a honest, worthy citizen after we get
you past your five-year evaluation. Do you
understand?"
"Yes." "Okay. I'll make the
arrangements, you work on positive thinking. I'll call you at your home
when I set up the appointment with the hypnotist. Okay?" They shook hands,
and Dale left his office feeling much better.
#
Two days later, Dale was right in the
middle of the newest episode of Wide Open Beavers in Mexico when
his phone rang and Vlad announced that an appointment had been made. Dale
quickly wrote down the details and hung up, rushing to get dressed and
ready so he could make the next trolley at the
station. It had been raining off and on
that day, but at the moment the sun was shining through a hole in the
clouds and the streets and sidewalks sparkled with water droplets. The
world looked clean and fresh, and Dale took it as a good omen. It darkened
again as he boarded the trolley, and was pouring down in god-awful
torrents when he reached his destination. It was a small ground-level
station on Harding Way, deep within the Old Town. Buildings of brick and
concrete a hundred years old stood quietly crumbling amid the hustle and
cries of street salesmen. Dale passed prostitutes who had current wires
braided through their hair and into their scalp, and skinny teenage boys
offering little bags of pale blue powder, a drug called "Carny" which was
actually the processed spoor of some South American beetle. "It's like
going to a circus!" one told Dale. An Asian man in a black coat stood in a
doorway, watching him, and Dale realized the doorway belonged to the
address where he was supposed to meet
Vlad. "Hi," Dale said. "You work
here?" "What's your name?" the man
asked.
"Dale." "Come inside." He opened the
door and ushered him though. Dale was surprised, the inside looked like it
had once been a church. There were pews and an alter, and discolored paint
on the wall that marked where a huge cross used to hang. "You here to get
a doodad installed?" "A doodad?" echoed
Dale. "A pleasure interface." His eyes
bore into Dale's own. "No?" "No. I was
supposed to meet my lawyer----" "Okay!
Sorry, my mistake. Right this way." He led Dale across the room and
through another door. The room beyond was small, cluttered with piles of
computer decks and peripherals, and had one large stained-glass window. In
the corner was a chair with a skull cap attached, an old cerebral
induction setup. "Take a seat, Vlad should be here any minute. I'll be
right back." He left and closed the door behind him, leaving Dale alone.
Dale shivered. It was cold and clammy, and smelled of
mildew. He sat in the induction chair
and waited. Twenty minutes went by, and Dale was just about ready to get
up and leave when he heard laughing voices and footsteps approaching. The
door opened and Vlad and the oriental man walked in, stifling their
laughter. It gave Dale the impression that they were laughing about him.
"Hey, Dale, are you ready?"
"Yes." "Okay. Let's get started right
now. Professor Aki here is going to put you in a simple Alpha trance and
we're going to feed the essay into your subconscious. After we're sure
it's firmly in your memory and your attitude toward it is very positive,
you're going to write it out. I'll take it from there, and hand deliver it
to the local Census office. And you've got a new start! Okay?
Ready?"
"Yes." "Okay. Aki, let's do
it." Professor Aki adjusted the skull
cap and then turned to a computer terminal. He hit a few buttons and
suddenly, against his will, Dale felt himself relax. Consciousness dropped
away like a stone falling down a deep, black
well. Consciousness came back like a car
slamming into a wall. Professor Aki was
still at the terminal, and Vlad was standing in front of him folding a
piece of paper and slipping it into an envelope. "That wasn't so hard, was
it?" he said. "What?" said
Dale. "It's over. I've got the essay,
I'm about to run it down to the Census for you. Now all we have to do is
settle the account, and you're on your
way." "What was --- what did I
write?" "You wrote a very convincing
report about your independent study of the value of modern broadcast
television. You plan on writing a book about it, warning the public of the
dangers of video sedation." "I
am?" "Don't worry, you don't actually
have to write it. You just have to get involved in something worth while
during the next five years." The amount
of money Vlad wanted for his services was a surprise. It was over half of
the money Dale had left in the bank, the interest of which Dale had been
living on since the settlement with L5 Corp. In the end, though, Dale
agreed that his life and citizenship was worth it, and he sealed the
transaction with his thumb print.
#
Several days went by in a blur, and one
afternoon during an interesting repeat of Sexual Deviancies of the Rich
and Famous there was a knock on Dale's door. He turned down the sound
and got up to look through the peep hole. Several people were standing
outside, all in uniform. "Dale Bently, please open the door right now,"
one of them called out. It was a short, pretty black woman with her hair
tucked up under her uniform cap. Her voice was very commanding and yet, at
the same time, bored. It gave him the impression she did this all the
time. "What do you want?" he called
through the door. "It's very important
that we talk to you." "About
what?" His hesitation made her angry.
"Look Mr. Bently, we have a Writ of Total Compliance and we'll burn
through this door if we have to. Do you understand that? You open this
door right now!" Dale opened the door.
The black woman stepped quickly inside holding a piece of paper,
immediately followed by three men and another woman holding clipboards.
"By order of the Department of Judgement of the Census Bureau of the
National Government you are hereby informed that you failed the
justification test as defined by the United Order of Justification to
Society, Articles IV through XV, and your citizenship is hereby revoked
for the cause of conservation of energy and resources. Your property and
assets are hereby seized for redistribution. You're ordered forthwith to
surrender your physical existence in exchange for public social
simulation." She took a breath. "You have three phone calls before we
proceed. You can use them anytime between now and dissociation." She fell
silent, waiting for him to say something, while the others went right to
work writing out an inventory of his
possessions. Dale said
nothing. "Okay," she said. "You can take
your phone calls later. Are you going to come quietly now or am I going to
have to cuff you?" Dale erupted. "You
can't do this! What gives you the right to come barging into my home
telling me what----" She sprayed him in
the face with a small aerosol can and Dale's throat closed. The world spun
and he pitched over on his back, reeling, making sounds like a startled
cow. When his sense began to work properly again he saw a black corrugated
rubber mat about 2 inches from his face. Groaning, blinking his eyes to
get them to focus better, he sat up and saw the back of a chair through a
heavy screen, and the back of a head. A red sign on the screen read:
ELECTRIFIED - DO NOT TOUCH!
He was in a police van, by the looks of it. His hands were firmly bound
behind his back. The van bounced
slightly as it sped down a city street, the engines making an eerie
electric whining sound. I failed! Dale was thinking. I failed the test!
How could this have happened, Vlad guaranteed I would pass! Then a dark
thought occurred to him: Vlad could have guaranteed anything he wanted,
because if he was wrong and Dale failed the evaluation --- which he did
--- Dale was in no position to complain. For one thing, he was not a
citizen anymore, which meant he had no rights, but even if he did he had
broken the law. The Census agents would laugh at
him. The van came to a stop and the rear
door popped open and lifted. To Dale's surprise, a bound and staggering
Professor Aki was thrown in, and the door dropped closed and locked with a
loud thud. The "professor" --- if he actually was a professor --- lay face
down and drooling on the mat. No doubt he'd been sprayed in the face with
the same chemical they'd used on Dale. "Maaawwwnnpffk!" Aki said into the
mat. "Yurrrrafffrekkkksssphk!" A half
hour later, Vlad Breenwood, too, was thrown into the van. It appeared they
had used more than the aerosol on him, as there was a singed hole in the
back of his shirt and the burn marks of an electric stun gun. "You!" he
said, after regaining consciousness. "You
bastard!" "Me?" Dale
said. "You bastard from hell! You data
dump! I ought to kill you, you miserable
cretin!" "Refrigerate, man," Aki said
under his breath. "Freeze it." "To hell
with you!" Vlad shouted at him. "Keep it
down or you'll get another jolt," the agent in the driver's seat yelled
back at Vlad. Vlad glanced at the
driver, then backed down. "What are you
yelling at me about?" Dale said angrily. "I'm here thanks to your bogus
letter----" "Don't give me that you
runty little rat-head! You turned me
in!" "No I didn't! I didn't have the
chance!" The driver stopped the van and
turned around. "One more word, one little sound, and I jolt all of you.
Keep your mouths shut." Vlad turned
away, glaring at his own feet. Not a word was spoken during the remainder
of the ride. When the van stopped, it was in front of the Pacific Avenue
Euthanasia Center. Dale was separated
from the other two and escorted to a white-walled room where an attendant
strapped him into a bed while an armed guard stood by the door. When Dale
was fully strapped down, the guard left. The attendant was a kind-looking
young man in a white medical jump suit, with long, curly brown hair and
warm brown eyes. He prepared a injection gun and gave Dale a
smile. "So this is it," Dale said, his
throat dry. "You're going to put me to sleep like a
dog." "No, that's nonsense. Think
positively about it. It's not death, it's
transition." "It doesn't seem
right." "Don't worry, I have a lot of
relatives in simulation. I talk to them everyday. They say it's much
better than reality. In simulation, there's no
pain." "No pain." Dale was
thoughtful. While he was distracted, the
attendant took the opportunity to use the injector gun against Dale's
neck, right into the jugular vein. Dale gasped, then lied there gritting
his teeth. It hurt like hell.
Consciousness dropped away like a stone falling down a dark, deep well.
#
There was a large living room, much
larger than his old one. There was a big, comfortable reclining chair, and
a TV screen that took up a whole wall. There was no kitchen, though, and
no bath room, and no bedroom. This was because Dale no longer needed any
of them. "The absolute necessity of
conserving energy and resources forced society into some harsh decisions,"
his orientation counselor, Marilyn, had told him. "It was either outright
genocide, or relocation of a large percentage of the population into
simulation. As you know, it takes about 1/10,000th the energy
and resources to support a person in simulation than it does in the
outside 'reality.' No offense meant, but it was quite obvious to the
Census Bureau that your lifestyle could easily be simulated --- and so,
here you are. Your personality and memories recorded and kept alive in a
computer simulated world." Which was fine with Dale, since all the latest
TV shows were piped in directly, just like in real
life. Dale also found out he had been
monitored by the Census Bureau ever since his accident, and that had been
used by the Census to setup and catch Vlad and Professor Aki. Virginia
Mergle, the woman who had sent Dale to Vlad, had done so at the request of
the Bureau. "What ever happened to Vlad and the Professor, anyway?" Dale
had asked. Marilyn had told him that they were doing time, right there in
the same computer, in a simulated jail.
There is justice in this world, Dale thought, changing the channel
on his simulated TV.
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