JACK DANN
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TO MOST OF US, DEATH WAITS DARK AND MYSTERIOUS IN THE FUTURE, BUT IF YOU
COULD
TALK TO SPIRITS,YOU MIGHT FIND DEATH IS NOT SO SCARY AFTER ALL
I was carefully
papering the balsa-wood wing struts of my scale-model Gotha G V
bomber when Crocker asked
me if I ever spoke to dead people.
Although Crocker is a member of the Susquehanna River
Modelmakers and Sex Fiends
Association (which doesn't say much because all you have to do
to become a
member is hang out in the shack by the river and make models), everybody
thinks
he's right off his nut. On of the guys nicknamed him Crock-a-shit because of all
the
stupid stories he told-- and the stupid questions he asked-- and the name
stuck. Hell, he
seemed to like it. But nobody broke his arms or his legs or
smashed up his models, and so
he stayed on, sort of like a mascot. He was fat,
freckled, and wore his whie-blonde hair in
a brush cut. But he was also smart,
in his way. He was twelve, a year younger than me, and
was in seventh-grade
honors.
"Steve, you hear me or what?" he asked me, turning down the
volume on the club's
battery-powered radio. It was playing the Big Bopper's "Chantilly
Lace." Since
Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, and the Big Bopper had died in a plane crash
back
in February, the radio stations were still playing their stuff all the time--and
here
it was June! "You ever talk to a dead person or not?"
"No, Crocker," I said. I was trying
to work the air bubbles out of the paper:
This Gotha was the only model of its kind and
would have a wingspan of over six
feet. My stepfather had given me the kit for my
birthday. "I never talked to
anybody who's dead...except maybe you. Now turn the volume
back up." But the
song was over and the disc jockey was saying something about Lou
Costello, who
died back in March. I could never remember if he was the fat comedian or the
skinny one; but I only liked the fat one and hoped it wasn't him.
Anyway, this was
frustrating work, and Crock-a-shit was, as usual, fouling
everything up. I have to admit,
though, that he had made me curious; but just
thinking about dead people made me feel
jittery, and sad, too. It made me think
of my dad, my real dad, who died in the hospital
when I was seven. Funny, the
things you remember. I used to play a game with him when he
came home from the
office every night. We had a leather couch in the den--Dad called it
"The
Library"--and I would slide my hand back and forth on the cushion while he would
try to
catch it. And then when he did, he would hold it tight and we'd laugh.
Dad had gray hair,
and everybody said he was handsome. But when he was in the
hospital, he didn't even know
who Mom and I were. He thought Mom was `his'
mother! She cried when he got mixed up, and
I just felt weird about it.
Especially when he had an attack and then talked in a language
that sounded like
Op-talk. Mom said it was because his brain wasn't working right. I knew
that
if I could only understand it, everything would be all right. It was like he
was
trying to tell me what to do in some secret language; and if I could only
figure out the
words, I'd be able to help him get well. But then he died, and I
never got to say goodbye
in a way he could understand because his brain never
did get right again.
Crocker didn't say
anything more for a while, which was unusual for him.
When I had finished the wings, which
weren't right and would have to be redone
again, I looked up and said, "Crock-a-shit, what
are you looking at?"
"Nothing'."
"What's with all this dead people stuff?" I asked, trying
to treat him like a
human being.
"I just wanted to know if you have ever done it, that's
all."
"Done what?"
"I just told you! Talk to dead people."
"Have you?" I asked, knowing for
sure I would get one of his bullshit answers.
"Yeah, I do it a few times a week. When I
don't come down here."
"Oh, sure, and where do you do that?"
"Every day I check the paper to
see if there's anything going on at the funeral
home on the corner of Allen and Main. If
there is, I just sort of walk in and
talk to the corpse in the casket. If not, I come over
here."
"And nobody says nothing to you? They just let you walk in and talk to dead
people?"
"They ain't bothered me yet." After a pause, he said, "You wanna go with me
today? They got
somebody in there," and he showed me the obituary column from
the Sun-Bulletin. I glanced
at what he was trying to show me and shook out the
sports section. Patterson was fighting
Ingemar Johansson on Friday. I was
rooting for Patterson, who had KO'd Archie Moore in
'56.
"You wanna go with me and see for yourself or not?" Crocker asked, indignantly
ripping
the paper out of my hands. "Or are you afraid?"
"Screw you!"
"You probably never been to a
funeral in your life."
"I've been to funerals before," I said. "Everybody has."
"But did
you ever see a dead person?"
I had to say no to that. "I never even saw my own father
after he died."
That certainly shut him up, but he had such a sorrowful look on his face
that I
felt sorry for him.
"I'm Jewish," I said, "and Jews can't have open caskets. Of
course, there must
be a reason for that, but I don't know what it is."
"How'd he die?"
Crocker asked, fumbling around with his hands as if he wasn't
used to having them.
"Something
wrong with his liver."
"Like from drinking?" he asked.
"No, it was nothing like that," I
said. But I had heard my mother talking to
the doctor; maybe he did get sick from
drinking, although I swear I can't
remember seeing him drunk or anything. And I had just
about had it with
Crocker's questions; he was acting like Jack Webb on Dragnet. You'd think
he
would have to shut up after I told him about my father. But not Crocker. He
was a nosy
little bastard. After a pause, he asked, "Did you ever talk to him
after he died?"
"You're
out of your freaking gourd, Crocker. Nobody but an a-hole thinks he can
talk to people
after they're dead."
"If you come with me today, I'll prove it to you." "No way, sucker. I
got
better things to do than act like a nimblenarm." "With your father being dead
and all, I
can't blame you for being afraid," Crocker said. "I'd be, too."
"Crocker, get the hell out
of my life," I said. I guess I shouted at him,
because he looked real nervous. But I
didn't need him spreading it all over the
place that I was afraid to look at a dead person.
Christ, Crock-a-shit had a
bigger mouth than my mother.
"Okay," I said, "but if I don't
hear this dead person talk like you say, I'm
going to break your head." I said it as if I
meant it.
I guess I did.
But that only seemed to make Crocker happy, for he nodded and
helped me put away
my Gotha bomber.
The worst part of it was that I had to sneak into my
house and put on a suit and
tie, because Crocker said you can't just walk in with jeans and
a T-shirt.
But a deal was a deal.
I met him at the back of the clubhouse, and we walked to
the funeral home. It
was a hot, humid summer, and boring as hell. There was never anything
to do,
and even going down to the club and smoking and working on models was boring.
And to
make matters worse, I thought about Marie Dickson all the time. She was
so ... beautiful!
I would see her around once in a while, but I never said
anything to her. I was waiting
for the right time.
Not a good way to get through a summer. Anyway, she was always with a
girlfriend, and I was most times by myself. No way was I going to walk up to
her and make
a complete asshole of myself in front of her and her girlfriend.
She hung around with a
fat girl, probably because it made her look even better;
it seemed all the good-looking
girls did that.
"Okay, you ready?" Crocker asked as we approached the front stairs to the
building, which was gray and white, with lots of gingerbread like my parents'
house.
"I was
born ready. Let's go."
I hated this place already.
"We'll go in right after these people,"
Crocker said, nodding in the direction
of a crowd waiting to get past the door into the
parlor. "Pretend like you're
with them." So we followed them inside. I was all sweaty and
the sharp blast of
the air-conditioning felt good.
The old people ahead of us all stopped to
write in a book that rested on what
looked like a music stand; but Crocker really knew his
way around here and led
me right into a large, dimly lit, carpeted room with high windows
covered with
heavy blue drapes. People were standing around and talking, soft organ music
was playing, and there was a line of people filing past an ornate casket that
was
surrounded with great bushes of flowers.
"Let's go see it and get the hell out of here," I
said, feeling uncomfortable.
I looked around. Even though this room was certainly big
enough, I felt as if I
was being closed up in a closet. And I figured it had to be just a
matter of
time before someone would see we weren't supposed to be here and kick us out.
"Wait
till the line gets through," Crocker said. But a woman wearing a silky
black dress and one
of those round pillbox hats with a veil put her hand on my
shoulder and asked, "Did you go
to school with Matt?"
I looked at her, and I've got to say I was scared, although I don't
really know
why I should have been. "Uh, yes, ma'am," I said, looking to Crocker-who was
supposed to be the professional-to pull us out of this.
"I'm his aunt Leona. You should
meet his mom and dad, they're right there." She
pointed to a tall balding man and a skinny
woman who made me think of some sort
of bird. "Stay right here and I'll get them," Aunt
Leona said. "I'm sure
they'll want to talk to you."
I could only nod. When the woman
walked away, I said, "What the hell did you
get us into?"
Crocker looked nervous, too,
but he said, "Didn't you read the obituary?"
"Piss off, Crocker."
"Well, it was a kid who
lived in Endicott. His family moved to Virginia. I
can't remember the rest."
"You should
have told me it was a kid. Christ Almighty!"
"You shoulda read what I gave you," he said
in a singsong voice that made me
want to crown him.
"How'd he die?" I asked.
"I dunno,"
Crocker said. "They don't tell you that kind of stuff in the paper."
"Well, did he go to
our school?"
"I can't remember," Crocker said, but it was too late anyway, because Aunt
Leona
brought a whole crowd to talk to us. I was really nervous now.
What were we supposed
to say to the dead kid's parents?
Although it surprised the living hell right out of me,
Crocker and I managed to
hold our own. We said how sorry we were and what a nice guy he
was, how he
played a mean stickball and was a regular nut for Bill Haley and the Comets and
Jackie Wilson- you know, "Lonely Teardrops"-and it was the craziest damn thing
because it
was almost as if we did know this kid. With all the crying and
hugging going on around us,
I started to get that thunder sound in my ears,
which I always used to hear before I was
going to cry.
I hadn't heard that sound in a long time.
I didn't even hear it at my dad's
funeral, or at the house when everyone stood
around and told me I had to be a big boy and
all that crap. It wasn't until
months later that I heard the thunder sound, when I was in
the house alone and
practicing the piano. I looked up and saw Dad's photograph on the
piano; and
suddenly, like I was crazy all of a sudden, I heard the thunder and then I
started
to cry. It made me feel sick. But after that, I didn't cry again.
Until now.
Everybody was
crying, including me, and Crock-a-shit excused both of us so we
could pay our respects to
the departed (that's just what he said). As soon as
we were out of their reach, he said,
"Steve, you're good at this."
"So are you," I said, pretending that it was all an act. "Now
let's get it over
with."
"Okay," Crocker said, and we stood right before the casket and
looked into it. I
could smell the flowers-the ones with the long wormy things inside
them-but they
didn't smell bad. The kid in the casket was wearing a suit and tie ... just
like us. He looked like Pug Flanders, who lived down the block from me: The
corpse had
black hair, which was greased back; he had probably worn it in a DA
with an elephant's
trunk in the front, but whoever did him up probably thought a
flattop was the height of
coolness. It looked like he had had pimples, too, but
his face was coated with makeup; and
it looked too white, like someone had gone
crazy with the powder or something. The
expression on his face was kind of
snarly: I guess they couldn't wipe it off. I had a
strong feeling that I would
have liked this guy.
But looking down at this corpse made me
feel sort of weird. Not that I was
scared anymore, but this kid didn't really seem to be
dead. It was like this
was some sort of a play, and everybody was acting, just as we were.
This guy
just couldn't be dead.
He looked like he was going to sit up any second.
I blinked
then because it was almost as if he was glowing like one of those
religious paintings I've
seen in churches. It was as if I could see the stuff of
his soul, or something like that.
Christ, I almost fell backward.
I knew that was all bullshit, but I saw it just the same.
Crocker didn't seem to see it; at least he didn't say anything. So it must have
just been
me.
And then I remembered something about my father that scared me. It just sort of
came
out of nowhere!
I remembered the nurse taking my arm and trying to pull me out of the
hospital
room. Mom was crying and screaming, and she fell right on top of Dad on the
bed.
But I got one last look at Dad; and he looked like he was made up of
light, sort of like a
halo was around him and all over him.
How could I have forgotten something like that?
But I
did. I must have just pushed it right out of my mind.
"How d'you think he died?" I asked
Crocker. Hearing my own voice made me feel
normal again. And that was important right
now.
"Who knows? Probably some sort of accident."
"Nah, he looks too good." "That don't mean
nothin'," Crocker said. "They can
make anybody look good as new .. almost. He could have
even had cancer."
Crocker looked up in the air.
I called his name, but he ignored me. It
was as if he was listening to
something. He had his head cocked like the RCA dog.
"Crocker,
come on," I said after a while. I was starting to get worried. "Hey,
you ...
Crock-a-shit."
"Shut up!" Crocker snapped. "Can't you hear him?"
"Hear what?"
"Just listen."
I listened, I really did, but I couldn't hear a damn thing. Crocker was probably
off his
nut, plain and simple. But I wasn't much better, not after I had just
seen the corpse
glowing like the hands on a watch.
Who knows, maybe the dead guy could talk. And maybe
Crocker could hear him.
But I just wanted to get out of there.
I was already feeling like
the walls and everything were going to close in on
me.
"He's leaving," Crocker said. "He's
saying good-bye to everybody. Cool! "
"Okay, then let's go," I said, but I couldn't help
looking at the spot where
Crocker seemed to be staring, and I got the strangest feeling.
Then I saw it: a
pool of light like a cloud that seemed to be connected to the body that
was now
glowing softly again.
And the light was bleeding out of the corpse like it was the
guy's spirit or
something.
A few seconds later the light just blinked out, as if someone had
thrown a
switch; and the body looked different, too, as if something vital had just
drained
out of it. Now it was nothing more than a shell; it looked like it was
made of plastic.
It was dull, lifeless.
We left then. Crocker and I just left at the same time, as if we
both knew
something.
And I heard thunder and remembered my father talking in the language
only he
could understand; and I felt as if I was drowning in something as deep and as
big as
the ocean.
When we got out of the funeral home, and past all the men standing around and
smoking cigarettes, Crocker said, "You heard him, didn't you? I could tell."
"I didn't hear
nothin'," I said, protecting my ass.
"Bullshit," Crocker said.
"Bullshit on you," I said.
"Well, you were acting ... different," Crocker said.
I admitted that maybe I saw something
that was a little weird, but it was
probably just in my head. That bent Crocker all out of
shape; he seemed happier
than a kid with a box of Ju Ju Bees, and I got worried that he'd
shoot off his
mouth to everyone he saw.
I warned him about that.
"Give me a break," he said.
"It's enough that the guys in the club think of me
as some sort of asshole as it is.
You're the only one I feel I can talk to and
I don't even really know you."
"Okay," I said,
worried that maybe there was something wrong with me. Why else
would Crocker feel that
way? It also worried me that first I saw the dead guy
glowing like my aunt's Sylvania
Halolight TV, and then I saw his soul (or
whatever it was) pass right out of him, leaving
nothing but a body that was more
like a statue or something made of plaster of Paris. But
I put those thoughts
away and asked, "What did the guy say?"
"His name is Matt ... remember?
He said he was scared out of his gourd until he
found his grandmother."
"What?"
"His
grandmother's dead. She'll show him around."
"Around where?"
"How the hell should I know?"
Crocker said. "Heaven, probably."
"You gotta be kidding." I couldn't help but laugh.
"You're making that stuff
up." But somehow I really wanted to believe it.
"I thought you
said you saw something," Crocker said, hanging his head. "And I
believed you.... I wanted
to know what you saw-"
"I said I thought I saw something." I punched him hard on the arm to
make him
feel better. "And it wasn't nothing but a glowing like a TV tube when you turn
it off."
"I never saw that."
"Now tell me, what else did Matt say?" I asked.
"He hates Bill
Haley, but we got Jackie Wilson right."
"Uh-huh," I said.
"Well, that's what I thought I
heard," Crocker said.
"Why'd you say, 'Cool'?" I asked.
"Whaddyamean?"
"When you were looking
up in the air, you said, 'Cool.' Don't you remember?"
"Yeah.
"Well?"
And Crocker started
laughing. It was like he couldn't stop. He kept leaning
forward and stumbling and then
laughing even louder. I couldn't help but smile,
and I kept knuckling his arm until he
told me.
"He said he was going to visit the Big Bopper."
"What?"
"That's what he said. And
Ritchie Valens."
"You're so full of crap," I said. But now I couldn't stop laughing
either.
"Then maybe dying's not so bad," I said, and we fell down right there on the
sidewalk
on Ackley Avenue in, front of a brown shingled house that belonged to
Mrs. Campbell, my
third-grade teacher. I don't know what it was, but I just
couldn't stop laughing and
crying.
Neither could Crocker.
And who knows, maybe I really did see something flickering in
the air above
Matt's dead body while he was floating around in Heaven somewhere meeting his
grandmother.
And maybe he did get to see the Big Bopper.
Just like the Big Bopper probably
got to see Valens and Holly ... and probably
Mozart and Beethoven, too.
And maybe the Big
Bopper also got to meet my dad.
Why not? Dad would be there, standing right on line; he
always liked to play the
piano, all that bebop and boogie-woogie stuff. So maybe he became
a musician,
just like all the others.
Now, that would be something....