I said, “I was afraid of something like this.”
Another woman had just stamped into The Palms. She headed toward me and Morley, elbowing Morley’s men aside.
Winger definitely survives more by luck than by any good sense.
“Winger.” Morley’s greeting was less than enthusiastic. I suspect he’d had a bad personal experience there, once upon a time. Which would teach him to pay attention to his own rule about not getting involved with women who’re crazier than he is.
“The very one,” she retorted.
Winger is a big old gal, more than six feet tall, and solidly built, though she’s actually quite attractive when she bothers to clean herself up. If she was a foot shorter and knew how to simper she’d be breaking hearts wholesale just by looking the wrong way.
“Hey, Garrett,” she roared. “What the hell are you doing sitting on your ass in this nancy dump? You was supposed to—”
“You don’t listen too well, do you? Word went out that I got the snot beat out of me last night. To you, too. The man who told you is standing right over there. Meantime, I’ve got bruises on my bruises. I’m stiff all over.”
“Yeah? How ’bout where it counts? Didn’t think so. You’re another one that’s just all talk.” She glared at Morley. “Get up and walk it off.”
Winger is something like a thunderstorm and something like a female Saucerhead. Except with better teeth. And she’s a lot more stubborn than Tharpe. It may take Saucerhead a while to work something out but he’ll change his mind. Winger has never been wrong in her life. Unless it was that time she thought she was wrong but it turned out that she wasn’t.
Big, blond, meaty, goofy, completely dangerous where your valuables are concerned, she’s likely to be part of or taken in by the most outrageous scams imaginable. And yet she’s one of my friends. One of the inner circle. One of those who’d take steps if something happened to me. And I’ve never figured out why we like each other.
“Come on, Garrett. Get up off that fat ass. Don’t you figure you done left Saucerhead twisting in the wind about long enough?”
I did think that. But Saucerhead was getting paid. And he, too, had been told of my misfortune.
I asked, “Where’s Playmate? You’re supposed to be covering for Playmate.”
“Oh, he went off somewhere this morning, before your messenger came. When I got bored I decided . . . ”
I sighed. Morley shook his head.
“What?”
I said, “I’m sure you’ve heard the word ‘responsibility’ a few times. You have any idea what it means?”
Chances were she did but just didn’t care.
“What?” Winger demanded again.
“If you came over here because you’re bored, who’s minding Playmate’s stable so the other crooks don’t walk off with everything in sight?” It was really stupid of us to have left all of Kip’s inventions unguarded. But the gods of fools had been with us. Word had come that Playmate hadn’t suffered any losses. He had wonderful neighbors. “Who’s getting paid to make sure that doesn’t happen?”
“Other crooks? What do you mean, other crooks? Wiseass. Look, I’m actually here because I’m kind of worried about Play. I thought he was going off to meet you. I figured he’d come back when he heard you wimped out on account of you got a couple of bruises and a scrape.”
I said, “Well, I’ve had all the fun here that I can take. I’m going home.”
It took me nearly a minute to get out of my chair. Then I couldn’t stand up straight. “Guess I’ll have to look on the bright side.” I looked left. I looked right. “So where the hell is it?
“Winger, for heaven’s sake, go take care of that damned stable.” I had visions of footpads absconding with my own personal three-wheel. “And don’t give me any of that crap about I’m picking on you because you’re a woman. I’m picking on you because somebody hired you to do a job and you’re just letting it slide. Again.”
“Gods. Somebody get this man a drink. He’s gone totally cranky.”