Hagop stared as I finished primping. “Gods. You really look the part, Croaker.”
Otto said, “Amazing what a bath and a shave will do. I believe the word is ‘distinguished.’ ”
“Looks like a supernatural miracle to me, Ott.”
“Be sarcastic, you guys.”
“I mean it,” Otto said. “You do look good. If you had a little rug to cover where your hairline is running back toward your butt . . . ”
He did mean it. “Well, then,” I mumbled, uncomfortable. I changed the subject. “I meant what I said. Keep those two in line.” In town only four days and already I’d bailed Goblin and One-Eye out of trouble twice. There was a limit to what even a legate could cover, hush, and smooth over.
“There’s only three of us, Croaker,” Hagop protested. “What do you want? They don’t want to be kept in line.”
“I know you guys. You’ll think of something. While you’re at it, get this junk packed up. It has to go down to the ship.”
“Yes sir, your grand legateship, sir.”
I was about to deliver one of my fiery, witty, withering rejoinders when Murgen stuck his head into the room and said, “The coach is ready, Croaker.”
And Hagop wondered aloud, “How do we keep them in line when we don’t even know where they are? Nobody’s seen them since lunchtime.”
I went out to the coach hoping I would not get an ulcer before I got out of the empire.
We roared through Opal’s streets, my escort of Horse Guards, my black stallions, my ringing black iron coach, and I. Sparks flew around the horses’ hooves and the coach’s steel wheels. Dramatic, but riding in that metal monster was like being locked inside a steel box that was being enthusiastically pounded by vandalistic giants.
We swept up to the Gardens’ understated gate, scattering gawkers. I stepped down, stood more stiffly erect than was my wont, made an effete gesture of dismissal copied from some prince seen somewhere along life’s twisted way. I strode through the gate, thrown open in haste.
I marched back to the Camelia Grotto, hoping ancient memory would not betray me. Gardens employees yapped at my heels. I ignored them.
My way took me past a pond so smooth and silvery its surface formed a mirror. I halted, mouth dropping open.
I did, indeed, cut an imposing figure, cleaned up and dressed up. But were my eyes two eggs of fire, and my open mouth a glowing furnace? “I’ll strangle those two in their sleep,” I murmured.
Worse than the fire, I had a shadow, a barely perceptible specter, behind me. It hinted that the legate was but an illusion cast by something darker.
Damn those two and their practical jokes.
When I resumed moving I noted that the Gardens were packed but silent. The guests all watched me.
I had heard that the Gardens were not as popular as once they had been.
They were there to see me. Of course. The new general. The unknown legate out of the dark tower. The wolves wanted a look at the tiger.
I should have expected it. The escort. They had had four days to tell tales around town.
I turned on all the outward arrogance I could muster. And inside I echoed to the whimper of a kid with stage fright.
I settled in in the Camelia Grotto, out of sight of the crowd. Shadows played about me. The staff came to enquire after my needs. They were revolting in their obsequiousness.
A disgusting little part of me gobbled it up. A part just big enough to show why some men lust after power. But not for me, thank you. I am too lazy. And I am, I fear, the unfortunate victim of a sense of responsibility. Put me in charge and I try to accomplish the ends to which the office was allegedly created. I guess I suffer from an impoverishment of the sociopathic spirit necessary to go big time.
How do you do the show, with the multiple-course meal, when you are accustomed to patronizing places where you take whatever is in the pot or starve? Craft. Take advantage of the covey hovering about, fearful I might devour them if not pleased. Ask this, ask that, use a physician’s habitual intuition for the hinted and implied, and I had it whipped. I sent them to the kitchens with instructions to be in no haste, for a companion might join me later.
Not that I expected Lady. I was going through the motions. I meant to keep my date without its other half.
Other guests kept finding excuses to pass by and look at the new man. I began to wish I had brought my escort along.
There was a rolling rumble like the sound of distant thunder, then a hammerclap close at hand. A wave of chatter ran through the Gardens, followed by grave-dead silence. Then the silence gave way to the rhythm of steel-tapped heels falling in unison.
I did not believe it. Even as I rose to greet her, I did not believe it.
Tower Guards hove into view, halted, parted. Goblin came hup-two-threeing between them, strutting like a drum major, looking like his namesake freshly scrounged from some especially fiery Hell. He glowed. He trailed a fiery mist which evaporated a few yards behind him. He stepped down into the Grotto and gave the place the fish-eye, and me a wink. He then marched up the far side steps and posted himself facing outward.
What the hell were they up to now? Expanding on their already overburdened practical joke?
Then Lady appeared, as fell and as radiant as fantasy, as beautiful as a dream. I clicked my heels and bowed. She descended to join me. She was a vision. She extended a hand. My manners did not desert me, despite all the hard years.
Wouldn’t this give Opal fuel for gossip?
One-Eye followed Lady down, wreathed in dark mists through which crawled shadows with eyes. He inspected the Grotto, too.
As he turned to go back the way he had come, I said, “I’m going to incinerate that hat.” Tricked out like a lord, he was, but still wearing his ragpicker’s hat.
He grinned, assumed his post.
“Have you ordered?” Lady asked.
“Yes. But only for one.”
A small horde of staff tumbled past One-Eye, terrified. The master of the Gardens himself drove them. If they had been fawning with me, they were downright disgusting with Lady. I have never been that impressed with anyone in any position of power.
It was a long, slow meal, undertaken mostly in silence, with me sending unanswered puzzled glances across the table. A memorable dining experience for me, though Lady hinted that she had known better.
The problem was, we were too much on stage to take any real enjoyment from it. Not only for the crowd, but for one another.
Along the way I admitted I had not expected her to appear, and she said my storming out of the Tower made her realize that if she did not just drop everything and go she would not shake the tentacles of imperial responsibility till someone freed her by murdering her.
“So you just walked? The place will be coming apart.”
“No. I left certain safeguards in place. I delegated powers to people whose judgment I trust, in such fashion that the empire will acrete to them gradually, and become theirs solidly before they realize that I’ve deserted.”
“I hope so.” I am a charter member of that philosophical school which believes that if anything can go sour, it will.
“It won’t matter to us, will it? We’ll be well out of range.”
“Morally, it matters, if half a continent is thrown into civil war.”
“I think I have made sufficient moral sacrifice.” A cold wind overswept me. Why can’t I keep my big damned mouth shut?
“Sorry,” I said. “You’re right. I didn’t think.”
“Apology accepted. I must confess something. I’ve taken a liberty with your plans.”
“Eh?” One of my more intellectual moments.
“I cancelled your passage aboard that merchantman.”
“What? Why?”
“It wouldn’t be seemly for a legate of the empire to travel aboard a broken-down grain barge. You are too cheap, Croaker. The quinquireme Soulcatcher built, The Dark Wings, is in port. I ordered her readied for the crossing to Beryl.”
My gods. The very doomship that brought us north. “We aren’t well loved in Beryl.”
“Beryl is an imperial province these days. The frontier lies three hundred miles beyond the sea now. Have you forgotten your part in what made that possible?”
I only wanted to. “No. But my attention has been elsewhere the past few decades.” If the frontier had drifted that far, then imperial boots tramped the asphalted avenues of my own home city. It never occurred to me that the southern proconsuls might expand the borders beyond the maritime city-states. Only the Jewel Cities themselves were of any strategic value.
“Now who’s being bitter?”
“Who? Me? You’re right. Let’s enjoy the civilized moment. We’ll have few enough of them.” Our gazes locked. For a moment there were sparks of challenge in hers. I looked away. “How did you manage to enlist those two clowns in your charade?”
“A donative.”
I laughed. Of course. Anything for money. “And how soon will The Dark Wings be ready to sail?”
“Two days. Three at the most. And no, I won’t be handling any imperial business while I’m here.”
“Uhm. Good. I’m stuffed to the gills and ripe for roasting. We ought to go walk this off, or something. Is there a reasonably safe place we could go?”
“You probably know Opal better than I do, Croaker. I’ve never been here before.”
I suppose I looked surprised.
“I can’t be everywhere. There was a time when I was preoccupied in the north and east. A time when I was preoccupied with putting my husband down. A time when I was preoccupied with catching you. There never was a time when I was free for broadening travel.”
“Thank the stars.”
“What?”
“Meant to be a compliment. On your youthful figure.”
She gave me a calculating look. “I won’t say anything to that. You’ll stick it all in your Annals.”
I grinned. Threads of smoke snaked between my teeth.
I swore I’d get them.