Bare Bones

                                   Third Degree Elevation (spoof)

                        (Emphasis on action with minimal vocal requirements.)

                                              by Orion

          1. Ritual Bath - Both play in water for an inappropriately long time.

          2. Casting of Circle - Cast in the usual manner with items at hand.

          3. Reason and  Challenge - "You're here for Thirds.  Are you ready for
          the test?

          4. Response - "Ready, willing and able!"

          5. The Mystery - Perform Great Rite multiple times until sated or worn
          out.

          6. Cakes and Wine - Required in order to continue.

          7. Reprise - Repeat step 5 if desired.

          8. Closing of Circle - Must be done before falling asleep.

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