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<DIV1 TYPE="title page">
<PB REF="1">
<PB REF="2">
<PB REF="2" MS="y">
<P>Newes out of I&s;lington.</P>
<P><HI>OR,</HI> A Dialogue very merry and plea&s;ant betwixt a knavi&s;h <HI>Pro|jector,</HI> and hone&s;t <HI>Clod</HI> the <HI>Plough-man.</HI></P>
<P>With certaine Songs of the late fall of the new <HI>Beare-garden;</HI> and for the fall of <HI>Projectors.</HI></P>
<P>By <HI>Tho. Herbert.</HI></P>
<P><HI>LONDON,</HI> Printed for <HI>Thomas Lambert,</HI> and are to be &s;old at his &s;hop in Smithfield, over again&s;t Ho&s;ier Lane at the &s;igne of the Bunch of Grapes. 1641.</P>
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<BODY>
<DIV1 TYPE="dialogue">
<PB REF="3">
<PB N="1" REF="3">
<HEAD>Newes out of <HI>I&s;lington.</HI></HEAD>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Project.</SPEAKER>
<P>_WHy how now Plough-man: what melancholy?</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Plough.</SPEAKER>
<P>Yes, and more than me|lancholy, I am mad; nay, more, I am &s;tark mad, and ever will be mad, what's that to thee?</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Pro.</SPEAKER>
<P>Prethee tell me the cau&s;e?</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Plo.</SPEAKER>
<P>The cau&s;e? to give halfe of a French Crown for a Ma&s;tive, and then to have the Bear-garden, blown downe, I think is &s;uf|ficient cau&s;e enough to make the patien|te&s;t plough-man in Chri&s;tendome goe hang him&s;elfe.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Proj.</SPEAKER>
<P>Is the Bear-garden down?</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Plou.</SPEAKER>
<P>Yes marry is it, if you will not be|lieve me, you may goe to <HI>I&s;lington</HI> and &s;ee it lie as flat as a Shrove-tue&s;day pan-cake; but this tricke &s;hall make me to be more wi&s;e than to &s;pend childrens portions <GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="MURP" EXTENT="1 word">
<PB N="2" REF="4">building of Beare-gardens, if the windes grow &s;o high once.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Pro.</SPEAKER>
<P>I am of this conceit plough-man, that the winds con&s;pired together, to make thee fir&s;t run out of thy cloaths, then out of thy wits, &amp; then goe hang thy &s;elfe.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Plou.</SPEAKER>
<P>You are deceived Projector, the winds came onely for this purpo&s;e: that thinking thou had&s;t procured a patent for Bear-baiting, and had&s;t then been trying thy skill, they intended to drive thee and thy patent both in hell together; but your time being yet not come, it mi&s;t you, and overthrew the Bear-garden.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Proj.</SPEAKER>
<P>This plough-man hath more wit than halfe a dozen of the wi&s;e&s;t Proje|ctors in <HI>England;</HI> I have invented a pro|ject to make him free of our Corporati|on; &s;ome of his trade wee have already, and if we had him al&s;o, wee were made: hone&s;t plough-man I have hitherto been in je&s;t, and &s;o I hope ha&s;t thou.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Plou.</SPEAKER>
<P>Ile tell thee (Projector) another rea&s;on why of late the winds blew &s;o furi|ou&s;ly: It was to give the whole world no|tice,
<PB N="3" REF="4">that all projectors were knaves, and that they would undoe all <HI>England,</HI> if that young <HI>Brandon</HI> had not the cutting them off very &s;peedily.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Proj.</SPEAKER>
<P>Come, I know plough-man, that thou ha&s;t bin all this time in je&s;t, (becau&s;e I love thee well) be rul'd by me, and Ile &s;hew thee a way to bee rich in &s;pight of fortune, and become honourable in &s;pight of all thy enemies.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Plough.</SPEAKER>
<P>And become a knave in &s;pight of the devill him&s;elfe, as you are.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Proj.</SPEAKER>
<P>Good ploughman, interrupt me no<GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="KEYERS" EXTENT="1 letter">; as you like my motion &s;o make u&s;e of it.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Plough.</SPEAKER>
<P>To make u&s;e of thy motion, will be to climbe nine motions hand and foot, (<HI>Tiburne</HI>) and never come downe againe, untill young <HI>Greg&punc;</HI> make u&s;e of his cute la&s;h; and I am &s;ure that will be wor&s;e than vexing at the fall of the new Bear-garden. But yet I pray let me heare your motion, as I like it, &s;o will I make u&s;e of it.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Proj.</SPEAKER>
<P>Doe, and flouri&s;h, doe what thou wilt, command what thou wile, and take
<PB N="4" REF="5">what thou wilt, who is't &s;hall dare for to controule thee? I my &s;elfe which now am called projector throughout the world, when fir&s;t I took upon me that &s;ame trade I was not worth the third part of a groat: but now through my Projects, who of late could have done more in the world than I? what, and who was hee which I com|manded not? I have pulled downe and rai&s;ed up: I have &s;natched away from &s;ome, and given again to others &s;ome, but kept the be&s;t part to my &s;elfe. Tho&s;e which I thought would not ea&s;ily be brought to my purpo&s;e, I allured them by my golden hook, and &s;o drawed them unto mee, and &s;o mai&s;t thou. Tho&s;e which I thought endeavoured to prevent my plots, I kept them clo&s;e, and made them con the old Proverb, <HI>&s;ilentia tutum e&s;t:</HI> in plain tearms I made them as mute as fi&s;hes; and &s;o mai&s;t thou.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Plough.</SPEAKER>
<P>Faith Mr. Projector &s;o I may be hang'd as well as you: I &s;hall heare good &s;crape anon I make no que&s;tion.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Pro.</SPEAKER>
<P>I could brag of a hundred feats which
<PB N="5" REF="5">I have done alone, and &s;o in time mai&s;t thou, of the Patents which I have procu|red. To be &s;hort I can bragge that I have cheated the whole world.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Plough.</SPEAKER>
<P>Brag on: I make no que&s;tion but that &s;hortly young <HI>Greg.</HI> will cheate you; hee will &s;erve you as the Butcher his Dog, make you believe he carries you to break|fa&s;t, but it will prove a hanging one.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Proj.</SPEAKER>
<P>What &s;ai&s;t thou plough-man, wilt thou make u&s;e of my motion?</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Plough.</SPEAKER>
<P>Will you have me make u&s;e of I know not what?</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Proj.</SPEAKER>
<P>In plaine termes, wilt thou turne Projector or Cheater, which thou wilt, as I am, couzen the world as I doe, and then &s;halt thou have as I have.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Plough.</SPEAKER>
<P>Good Mr. projector, two words to a bargaine: I love money well, but my neck better.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Proj.</SPEAKER>
<P>Why do&s;t thou not thinke, but that I have wayes enough to keep my &s;elfe from hanging?</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Plough.</SPEAKER>
<P>Faith Sir I cannot tell, I thinke if you be not hang'd the more is the pitty.</P>
</SP>
<PB N="6" REF="6">
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Proj.</SPEAKER>
<P>Pu&s;h man, I have &s;uch friends as the world cannot yeeld the like.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Plough.</SPEAKER>
<P>I cannot tell; perhaps you may ve|rifie the old proverb; what &s;aies <HI>M. Parker,</HI> the more knave the better fortune, but yet it is verie unlikely. There is a certaine thing, good Ma&s;ter projector, (If I be not deceiv'd) cald Parliament.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Proj.</SPEAKER>
<P>What have I to doe with that?</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Plough.</SPEAKER>
<P>I know not whether you have any thing to doe with that or no, but I am &s;ure they will have &s;omewhat to doe with you: I doubt me, that I &s;hal be troub|led to come out of the Country to &s;ee you take a turne in the Citie.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Proj.</SPEAKER>
<P>What if I have the Pope to my friend?</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Ploughman.</SPEAKER>
<P>Faith if thou have ten popes, and as many devills, I believe it will prove &s;o.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Pro.</SPEAKER>
<P>I cannot but laugh at thy &s;implicity.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Plough.</SPEAKER>
<P>You may laugh as much as you plea&s;e at me living, but looke to it, Ile laugh ten times as much at you hanging.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Pro.</SPEAKER>
<P>Ile tell thee <HI>ploughman</HI> let the wor&s;t
<PB N="7" REF="6">come to the wor&s;t, I can fly to him, and &s;o mai&s;t thou.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Plou:</SPEAKER>
<P>Truely I know not the way, nor doe I intend to learne, perhaps &s;ome of your tribe which weare the popes livery, having beene lately there, have layd a clew to direct you thither, wherefore take your journy when you plea&s;e good Mr. project|or if your forerunners have deceived you, I make no que&s;tion but that there be 20. Ie&s;uits in England can guide you the way, as for my part I love &s;o well the K. of En|gland that I intend never to run to Rome.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Proj.</SPEAKER>
<P>You will not.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Plough.</SPEAKER>
<P>no indeed Mr. Projector, I had rather work with my plow at home then to play at hazard abroad.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Proj.</SPEAKER>
<P>you need not di&s;dain it, for as good as you doe hazard abroad.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Plough.</SPEAKER>
<P>Nay good Mr. Projector you need not &s;ay &s;o, for I know very well that there have been two or three notable ram|blers not long &s;ince Sr. Iohn Mandevill. I have read their travels.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Proj.</SPEAKER>
<P>ploughman now I perceive that you can jeare knavi&s;hly.</P>
</SP>
<PB N="8" REF="7">
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Plough.</SPEAKER>
<P>And I know that projectors can che<GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="KEYERS" EXTENT="1 letter">te rogi&s;hly, but ile be &s;ure to keepe within compas, there is a new Booke come out lately which is called &s;o.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Proj.</SPEAKER>
<P>well ploughman you will not take my advice.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Plough.</SPEAKER>
<P>No, good Mr. Projector.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Proj.</SPEAKER>
<P>There have beene &s;ome of your occupation which doe.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Plough</SPEAKER>
<P>J make no que&s;tion &s;omtimes but that a ploughman may become a paire of gallowes as well as a Citizen. Do you think that there be not as long cares for the pillo|ry and necks for the rope in the Countrey as well as the City, yes ile warrant you good Mr. Projector.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Proj.</SPEAKER>
<P>Well I &s;ee you are no man for my purpo&s;e, wherefore fare you well cloddi&s;h ploughman.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Plough.</SPEAKER>
<P>A word with you before you g<GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="KEYERS" EXTENT="1 letter">e good Mr. Projector.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Proj.</SPEAKER>
<P>Speake your plea&s;ure.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Plough.</SPEAKER>
<P>Here is a groat for you, (becau&s;e you &s;hould not put the Common wealth to charges) to buy a rope and hang thy &s;elfe.</P>
<PB N="9" REF="7">
<P>But now I remember my &s;elfe, J wil &s;ave my groat for feare young Gregory be angry with mee for hindring him of &s;ome of his practi&s;es.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Proj.</SPEAKER>
<P>Time hath beene, ba&s;e Clod, that you nor the proude&s;t in the world dared not once to affront me.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Plough.</SPEAKER>
<P>I but (God be thanked) there hath bene a Parliament &s;ince which is the rea&s;on that &s;o many of the Projectors cor|porations breeches make buttons.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Proj.</SPEAKER>
<P>This whor&s;on varlet pricks mee to the heart.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Plough.</SPEAKER>
<P>I &s;ee you are &s;ad Sir, wherefore to make you merry li&s;ten but a while, and il'e &s;ing you a &s;ong of the New Bearegar|dens fall, perhaps you may pick &s;ome|thing out of it for your own con&s;olation.</P>
</SP>
<FLOATEXT LANG="eng" TYPE="song">
<HEAD>A SONG.</HEAD>
<OPENER>To the tune of <HI>So old, &s;o old.</HI></OPENER>
<LG>
<L>The force of winds who can with&s;tand.</L>
<L>In &s;hip, on hor&s;e, by Sea or Land.</L>
<L>Its power abroad hath been much &s;howne.</L>
<L>Poor Merchants have it too well knowne.</L>
<PB N="10" REF="8">
<L>So low, &s;o low, &s;o wondrous low,</L>
<L>The Beare-gardens downe:</L>
<L>All pa&s;&s;engers &s;ee,</L>
<L>It lay on the ground.</L>
</LG>
<LG>
<L>The hor&s;e which now the race doth runne,</L>
<L>By force of wind may be undone:</L>
<L>The &s;hip which now the C<GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="KEYERS" EXTENT="2 letters">an rid,</L>
<L>Anon may in the &s;ea be hid,</L>
<L>So low, &s;o low, &s;o wondrous low,</L>
<L>The Beare-gardens downe,</L>
<L>All pa&s;&s;engers &s;ee</L>
<L>It lay on the ground.</L>
</LG>
<LG>
<L>The Bulls and Beares may now rejoyce,</L>
<L>Expre&s;&s;ing mirth with merry voyce:</L>
<L><HI>Aeolus</HI> the god of windes,</L>
<L>Lately hath prov'd to them kind.</L>
<L>So low, &s;o low, &s;o wondrous low,</L>
<L>The Beare-gardens downe,</L>
<L>All pa&s;&s;engers &s;ee</L>
<L>It lay on the ground.</L>
</LG>
<LG>
<L>The &s;tructure &s;eemed to be rare,</L>
<L>With the which few might compare,</L>
<PB N="11" REF="8">
<L>But now the winds have ca&s;t it downe,</L>
<L>The ruines lay flat on the ground.</L>
<L>So low, &s;o low, &s;o wondrous low,</L>
<L>The Beare-gardens downe,</L>
<L>All pa&s;&s;engers &s;ee</L>
<L>It lay on the ground.</L>
</LG>
<LG>
<L>Let not projectors brag nor boa&s;t,</L>
<L>Becau&s;e of late they rul'd the roa&s;t.</L>
<L>Their pride may chance to have a trip,</L>
<L>If <HI>Gregory</HI> ca&s;t them on the hip.</L>
<L>So low, &s;o low &s;o wondrous low.</L>
<L>The Beargardens downe.</L>
<L>All pa&s;&s;engers &s;ee,</L>
<L>It lay on the ground.</L>
</LG>
<LG>
<L>Let Ma&s;&s;e prie&s;ts pack away to <HI>Rome,</HI></L>
<L>Lea&s;t when they come to heare their doo<GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="KEYERS" EXTENT="3 letters">.</L>
<L>For very feare they chance to fall.</L>
<L>Cro&s;&s;es, bea<GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="KEYERS" EXTENT="1 letter">s, tapers, and all.</L>
<L>So low, &s;o low, &s;o wondrous low,</L>
<L>The Beare-gardens downe,</L>
<L>All pa&s;&s;engers &s;ee</L>
<L>It lay on the ground.</L>
</LG>
<PB N="12" REF="9">
<LG>
<L>The breath of Iu&s;tice is more strong,</L>
<L>Than <HI>Boreas</HI> bla&s;ts, therefore along.</L>
<L>Pack baldpates, Ie&s;uits and Friers.</L>
<L>Projectors till tis our de&s;ires.</L>
<L>Lea&s;t low, &s;o low, &s;o wondrous low.</L>
<L>You all doe fall downe.</L>
<L>And pa&s;&s;engers &s;ee.</L>
<L>You lay on the ground.</L>
</LG>
</FLOATEXT>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Proj.</SPEAKER>
<P><HI>You have done now durty Clod have you not?</HI></P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Plough.</SPEAKER>
<P><HI>Yes knavi&s;h projector that I have.</HI></P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Proj.</SPEAKER>
<P><HI>If ever projector comes into e&s;ti|mation againe, you &s;hall at Tiburne &s;ing another &s;ong to a &s;orrowfull tune.</HI></P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Plough.</SPEAKER>
<P><HI>Thanke you ma&s;ter projector, I thus with my other &s;ong take my leave of you.</HI></P>
</SP>
<FLOATEXT LANG="eng" TYPE="song">
<HEAD>A SONG.</HEAD>
<OPENER>To the tune of the Gip&s;ies.</OPENER>
<LG>
<L>Some did England mole&s;t,</L>
<L>And the poor much oppre&s;t,</L>
<L>And I dare to prote&s;t,</L>
<L>They did it not in ie&s;r,</L>
<PB N="13" REF="9">
<L>I love &s;o well our Engli&s;h Crowne.</L>
<L>I wi&s;h projectors were puld downe.</L>
</LG>
<LG>
<L>Our Leather hath been deare,</L>
<L>Which made for &s;ome good cheere,</L>
<L>Which now are nere the neare.</L>
<L>But &s;urely &s;tinks for feare.</L>
<L>I love &s;o well our Engli&s;h Crowne.</L>
<L>I wi&s;h projectors were puld downe.</L>
</LG>
<LG>
<L>Tobacco that was made</L>
<L>To be a Lordlike trade.</L>
<L>Tho&s;e which had but a &s;pade.</L>
<L>Have now a bilbo blade.</L>
<L>I love &s;o well our Engli&s;h Crowne.</L>
<L>I wi&s;h projectors were puld downe.</L>
</LG>
<LG>
<L>And wine that was made deare,</L>
<L>I would not have mine eare,</L>
<L>A peeping hole &s;o neare,</L>
<L>As of one I did heare.</L>
<L>I love &s;o well our Engli&s;h Crowne.</L>
<L>I wi&s;h projectors were puld downe.</L>
</LG>
<LG>
<L>Wee had a dearth of Sope.</L>
<L>But now as I doe hope,</L>
<PB N="14" REF="10">
<L>Tho&s;e which then troad &s;uch &s;cope.</L>
<L>Mu&s;t now dance in a rope.</L>
<L>I love &s;o well our Engli&s;h Crowne.</L>
<L>I wi&s;h projectors were puld downe.</L>
</LG>
</FLOATEXT>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Plough.</SPEAKER>
<P><HI>How like you this projector.</HI></P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Proj.</SPEAKER>
<P><HI>As well as I like your &s;elfe, and that is, wor&s;e then the Devill.</HI></P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Plou.</SPEAKER>
<L>Farewell projector I love thee &s;o well,</L>
<L>That I doe wi&s;h thee or thy deeds in hell.</L>
<L>If thou &s;tay long &s;ure Tiburne it wil mourn.</L>
<L>And laugh us hone&s;t Countriman to &s;corne.</L>
<L>Young Grig: in &s;tead of hang man, knave will bee.</L>
<L>Becau&s;e &s;uch as thy &s;elfe, doe goe &s;cotfree.</L>
<L>I love a man, but never &s;uch an evill.</L>
<L>That proves good vnto none except the De|vill.</L>
<L>Once more farewell, to thee I &s;ay ade<GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="KEYERS" EXTENT="1 letter">,</L>
<L>When I want knavery, I will &s;end for you.</L>
</SP>
<TRAILER>FINIS.</TRAILER>
<PB REF="10">
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