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<P>The VVel&s;h DOCTOR: <HI>OR,</HI> The VVel&s;h-man turned Phy&s;itian, being a new way to cure all di&s;ea&s;es in the&s;e di&s;tracted times of ours, <HI>VIZ.</HI></P>
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<ITEM>1. You &s;hall &s;ee by this book that her have skill in all the 12. Signs, and know|ledge of all the Humors, and likewi&s;e of her &s;ences in folks podies.</ITEM>
<ITEM>2. Her will cure all the Agues that are in her States and her Kingdomes, ari|&s;ing from factious and her turbulent humors.</ITEM>
<ITEM>3. Her undertakes to cure perfectly all the Di&s;ea&s;es in her &s;he-cozens, as the glim'ring of her Gi&s;zard, the quavering of her Kidney, with all paines and vento|<GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 letter">ies in her pelllies.</ITEM>
<ITEM>4. Her will undertake by her Receits and her Potions to make all omens that are barrons be as pig as her can tumble in two or three nights.</ITEM>
<ITEM>5. Her profe&s;&s;es to re&s;tore to all her di&s;tre&s;&s;ed cozens that have got the wam|bling trot, or di&s;location in her pellies to her perfect health; that is, her will re|&s;tore her Maiden-heads, &amp; her Virginities in a &s;mall &s;pace, and with much facilities.</ITEM>
<ITEM>6. Her will &s;et all the bones that were broken at our late battells among her cozens, though it were in her necks.</ITEM>
<ITEM>7. Her will with her purge and her vomits cleare the &s;tomack of her Church of all her Errors.</ITEM>
<ITEM>8. Her will do more admirable cures then her cozens in the Colledge of Phy|&s;itians can do by her Galen and her Hypocrates; and whereas it is caknown, that her Engli&s;h Doctors kill not above thee quarters of her Patients that come under her hands, her will undertake to kill them all by her excellent receits, and make her alive agen in an in&s;tant.</ITEM>
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<P>By <HI>Shinkin</HI> ap <HI>Morgan,</HI> Profe&s;&s;or of te Medicall Arts and Sciences.</P>
<P>Printed by <HI><GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 letter">. A.</HI> 1649.</P>
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<HEAD>The Wel&s;h Doctor.</HEAD>
<P>FIr&s;t then to begin in priefe, for her hates to be tedious or to u&s;e preambles <GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 word"> long as our Wel&s;h or your Taylors bills; her friend and couzen <HI>Jenkin,</HI> <GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 word"> <HI>Taffie, &V;p Rice, &V;p Pew Gravock</HI> will in as &s;hort phra&s;es and elocutions as is po<GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="2 letters">+ble for a man of her calling come to the pu&s;ine&s;&s;e, which as her takes it, and <GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 word"> does all her famous ancient couzens and companions in the Mathematicks: Al&s;o <GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 word"> <HI>Ptolomy, Albumazar,</HI> and all learned Hebrew Rabbies, that writ and made &s;crip|tions of this matter three thou&s;and yeares before her couzen <HI>Noah's</HI> Flood is <GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 word"> <GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 letter">r<GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="3 letters">i&s;h language: as concerning the di&s;po&s;itions and con&s;titutions of her podies in which <HI>Jenkin</HI> ob&s;erves that their be five humours, as <HI>Ploud, Phleagme, Choll<GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 letter">r,</HI> and <HI>Melancholly,</HI> with another humour far wor&s;e then all the&s;e, marry her canno<GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 letter"> well remember her names and appellations, but it is called as her takes it, a &s;cur<GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="2 letters"> malignant humour, which is predominant in too many, and that is &s;ufficient te&s;ti|monies to have known it by, it containes all the re&s;t of the humours, and is princi|pally predominant in her Couzens when her have well &s;coured her wel&s;h-ma<GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="2 letters"> with Metheglin, it occa&s;ions prittle prattles and piple paples in her &s;hee couzen who&s;e tongues and tayles love alwaies to have her motions and figaries; N<GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="2 letters"> <HI>Blood</HI> which is the fir&s;t humour, is the life of man and it makes man have a <GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 word"> colour, and well complexioned.</P>
<P><HI>Phleagm,</HI> that is a &s;curvy watri&s;h humour, being a humour given much to <GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 word"> mongers and Fi&s;h-wives, and tho&s;e that dwell neere <HI>Billins-gate.</HI></P>
<P><HI>Choller,</HI> that is a fiery hot humour which rules in many mens podies, and mo&s;t <GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 word"> her Wel&s;h and Britti&s;h Nation, for when her <HI>Choller</HI> is moved, then her is all <GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 word"> fire to vent it.</P>
<P><HI>Melancholly,</HI> that is a dogged and a du&s;ty, mu&s;ty humour, compounded of <HI>M<GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="2 letters"></HI> <GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="2 letters">d <HI>Coal</HI> which makes it be called <HI>Melancholly;</HI> of that ba&s;e humour is her Cou<GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="3 letters"> Prince <HI>Ruperts</HI> dog, who&s;e name is <HI>Puddle.</HI></P>
<P>And &s;o much is her conjectures and opinions concerning her five humours&punc; his owne podies, and her Couzens; now to her &s;en&s;es.</P>
<P>There be &s;ix &s;en&s;es which her findes in <HI>Jeffery</HI> of <HI>Monmouth</HI> and other of <GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 word"> Preti&s;h writers to be ju&s;t &s;o many, that is to &s;ay number &s;ix, fir&s;t the &s;ence of <HI>Seeing&punc;</HI> &s;econdly the &s;ence of <HI>Hearing,</HI> thirdly the &s;ence of <HI>Smelling,</HI> fourthly the &s;ence <GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 word"> <HI>Ta&s;ting,</HI> fifthly the &s;ence of <HI>Feeling,</HI> the &s;ixt &s;ence being more dangerous then <GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 word"> the re&s;t, which is her wives tongue, which makes up perfectly the &s;ixt &s;ence; for will call her a thou&s;and ba&s;e denominations and titles; among&s;t which Rogue <GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 word"> Ra&s;call are her courte&s;ies and her complements; The &s;ence of <HI>Seeing</HI> is mo&s;t pr<GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 letter">+dominant in <GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 word"> Mathematicians who had need have good &s;ights to know <GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 span">
<PB REF="2"><GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 letter">ouzens the &s;tars by their complexions, as her U&s;urers to look narrowly to <GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 word"> <GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 letter">ags, and in her old men who have young wives lea&s;t her make look <GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 span"> <GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 letter">ouzen <HI>Acteons.</HI> Her &s;ence of <HI>Hearing</HI> &s;hould be mo&s;t pregnant in her Browni&s;ts&punc; <GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 letter">nabapti&s;ts, and Round-heads, becau&s;e her have none of that exerement of long <GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="3 letters">ks to beat off the &s;ound, yet will they never hear whol&s;ome doctrine, but long <GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 letter">inded exerci&s;es: her &s;ence of <HI>Smelling</HI> her con&s;ignes to her Couzens of <HI>North|<GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 letter">ales</HI> where it is mo&s;t employed in receiving the delicious odors and perfumes of <GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="2 letters">&s;ted chee&s;e, who hath a mountain of Cou&s;e-bobby alwaies at her doore. Her <GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 letter">ence of <HI>Ta&s;ting</HI> is mo&s;t per&s;picuous in drinkers of Metheglin, which ever &s;ince <HI>Prute</HI> <GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 letter">nd <HI>Corineus</HI> her kin&s;men and progenitors hath been her Country drink. Her &s;ence <GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 letter">f <HI>Feeling</HI> her leaves to her couzens the Citizens wives who for the mo&s;t part are <GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 letter">ftner left then others: And for her &s;ixt &s;ence, which is her wives tongue, that her <GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 letter">equeaths to the Tivell if he dare take her for his eares, and &s;o by pro&s;ecutions and <GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 letter">rogre&s;&s;ions <HI>Jenkin</HI> &s;hall de&s;cend to delineate her twelve &s;igns, and to demon&s;trate <GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 letter">hat her is an ab&s;olute &s;choller, and well learned in all the &s;eaven liberall &s;ciences, which be nine by computation; as followeth: The definition or etymology of the <GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 letter">welve &s;ignes, which hath predominance over her body every day, day by day;</P>
<P>Fir&s;t for the twelve Cele&s;tiall &s;ignes her do caknow them very wel, and can cal <GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 letter">hem by their names, as her &s;hall find them hereafter; But for her terre&s;triall &s;igns <GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 letter">here be &s;o many in <HI>London,</HI> that her do not caknow halfe of them; Therefore her will have nothing to do with them: the fir&s;t cele&s;tiall &s;igne is <HI>Aries;</HI> Now <HI>Aries</HI> in placed upon the head, e&s;pecially if there be any haire or be&s;tiall &s;igne there, if not, <GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 letter">t is very plaine, and al&s;o likely there is a convenient place for grafting hornes; for <GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 letter">e that hath hornes on his fore-head need be at no charges to buy hooks to hang <GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 letter">heir hats on when they are at their great fea&s;ts, and braines heated with wine.</P>
<P><HI>Aries</HI> is her fir&s;t cele&s;tiall &s;igne, and is commander over the head, which &s;ee|meth to be the occa&s;ion that mens heads only have hornes: the head is the fir&s;t hou&s;e of man, and <HI>Aries</HI> which is a Ram, and her own Country-man, is Lord over that hou&s;e, this &s;igne has mo&s;t predominance over Butchers, her wives and her daugh|ters, and her would advi&s;e all her country-men that have any motions or affecti|ons to her Butchers wives or daughters be her maids, wives, or widowes. And &s;o much for her etymology or definition of her fir&s;t &s;igne <HI>Aries.</HI></P>
<P>Her next &s;igne is <HI>Taurus</HI> &s;eating her &s;elfe in the nap of her necke, throat, and under her chin. This &s;igne <HI>Taurus</HI> is only for men that have a bul-head, and tho&s;e be they who do weare out their caps on their fore-heads; and their bands in their necke, yet they be all of one degree and &s;imilitude, though &s;ome weare but their caps before, and the other their hands behind, there is but little differences or di&s;tinction, for tho&s;e men are &s;till counted the hone&s;te&s;t men let their wives &s;ay what they can; but our hopes all will be well, if their wives but mend and darne up her breeches againe. And it is a very unlucky and fatall &s;igne her can a&s;&s;ure you&punc; for when this &s;igne governs her couzens that u&s;ed to porrow her goats and her
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<PB REF="4">cattel on her mountaines one from another have their necks and their throats <GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 letter">|dorned with a ruffe of hemp, which do you mark, her is the wor&s;t of all other gar|ments: men borne under this &s;igne are &s;ubject to bigger hornes then tho&s;e under <HI>Aries</HI> (for her knowes that a bulls hornes are longer then a Ramms hornes) and therefore had need to be buried with her faces downward to avoid &s;tumblings, and titubations in her Church-yards, market places, this &s;ign is only fortunate and propitious to <HI>Gregory</HI> and the hangmen throughout the whole world, and fatall to high-way men, who by the malignity of this &s;igne very often come to fini&s;h their daies at <HI>Tiburne.</HI></P>
<P>Her third &s;igne is <HI>Gemini</HI> which in her wel&s;h or heathen greek &s;ignifies a gem|mall ring, for look you as her gemmall ring infolds and intwines one link within another, but in plain Engli&s;h, it is a clo&s;e &s;tool; for when her wife <HI>Jones</HI> buttocks are upon the clo&s;e &s;tool, what can be more geminating or more clo&s;er: &s;o doth your <HI>Gemini</HI> which has his re&s;idence in her armes, becau&s;e with her armes her do be&s;tow u&s;ually her embraces, under your <HI>Gemini</HI> are borne mo&s;t of her hand&s;ome &s;he couzens in Court, City and Countrey.</P>
<P>This &s;igne is an enemy to all phlebotomy and bloud-letting in any man, but in the Spring time by her woman Surgeon, and &s;o much for <HI>Gemini.</HI></P>
<P><HI>Cancer</HI> is her fourth &s;igne which is our greek <HI>Ancer;</HI> which is in <HI>Engli&s;h</HI> a youn|ger brother; &s;uch a one was her when her went to <HI>Kenton</HI> battell; for when her went away her de&s;ired her pay, an&s;wer was made, there was none: this &s;igne <HI>Can|cer</HI> hath her predominance in her brea&s;t, pointing to her very heart: this &s;igne was in her force at the battell of <HI>Kenton</HI> where her couzens like faliant Wel&s;h-men did not run away no fa&s;ter then their legs could carry her, marry 'twas without &s;hoot or boots, on her bare ten toes as her is a true Shentleman of <HI>Wales</HI> and a Trojan: This &s;ign is mo&s;t appropriate to her Pi&s;hops and Prelates where &s;ince the domina|tion hereof have changed her miters into corner caps, her couzens Saint <HI>Taffies</HI> the Arch pi&s;hop of <HI>Wales</HI> his breech making buttons, this &s;igne betokens that many Citizens &s;hall teede upon &s;piders which &s;hall do them more harme then they do her other monkies, and make them break in great abundance all to peices.</P>
<P><HI>Leo</HI> is her fifth &s;igne which &s;ignifies in greeke a Lyon, now her mu&s;t needs con|fe&s;&s;e her never &s;aw a Lyon in all her life but once, that was at <HI>Edge-hill,</HI> her had a white face and her two hands and her two legs was bound together and carried before a man on hor&s;e-back to the next market: now this furious bea&s;t hath his domination in the back, this &s;igne has his operation over Porters and men of bur|den, whereas the&s;e times &s;tand are men of &s;curvy carriage, her couzens of <HI>Wales</HI> that had out-ranne an errand, and carry water to her friends hou&s;es being out of date, for in the City there is &s;o &s;mall trading they need but little water to dre&s;&s;e their victualls.</P>
<P>Her next &s;igne is <HI>Virgo</HI> which has her &s;eat in her wa&s;t, hence it is that if her Vir|gins be &s;o &s;lippery in the wa&s;ts as her Ecls in her taile, this &s;igne has all her
<PB REF="4">whol&s;ome whores and harlots under her, and betokens that if there be foure Virgins above fifteen in a Pari&s;h or twenty in a City, a miracle above her nine wonders.</P>
<P><HI>Libra</HI> is her &s;ixt &s;igne which &s;ignifies in Creek, fir&s;t a lye, &s;econdly a morter and <GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 letter"> bray, which put together, makes <HI>Libra,</HI> and ruleth her belly and her navel, this <GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 letter">igne had her powers and her operations over her couzen <HI>Winifred,</HI> and her Cou|zens <HI>&V;r&s;ulant,</HI> her eleven thou&s;and Virgins that were &s;o cha&s;t they feared not what man could do unto them: this &s;igne has little to do with maids, that love <GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 letter">o lye with their faces upwards, and therefore her is &s;eldome conver&s;ant with <GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="2 letters">nne-keepers and Ale-wives. Her al&s;o betokens much paine in the guts to tho&s;e <GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 letter">hat can get no victualls, and dreadfull trembling in <HI>her</HI> bellies, and to <HI>her</HI> couzens <GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 letter">hat feed only on the fat of her leek and the green onion, <HI>her</HI> being much trou|bled with vento&s;ities and blowing her no&s;es backwards.</P>
<P>Her next &s;igne is <HI>Scorpio</HI> which &s;ignifies a hedg-hog or an Urchin: which is her <GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 letter">igne of her privaties or copulation members, this &s;igne is predominant in mo&s;t men from fifteen to fifty.</P>
<P><HI>Sagitarus</HI> is her 8. &s;igne, which &s;ignifies an Archer, or one that &s;hoots at pricks; and has his &s;eat in her thigs, a terrible &s;igne here is, and very adver&s;e to her Country-men the Brittains, for her is nothing fortunate in her &s;lights and exerci&s;e <GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 letter">f her things in running away, and in races, as divers of her couzens at <HI>Kenton</HI> ma|nife&s;ted by wofull experience.</P>
<P><HI>Capricorn</HI> is her 10. &s;ign, which &s;ignifies her wel&s;h goat or Veni&s;on, and rules in her hams or her knees: Hence her Dancers are called Caperers: for they can ca|per without hurting their cornes, which jumps and leaps, <HI>&s;ine</HI> cornes, and &s;o with|out hurt: but indeed her may be more properly applyed to her heads, for <HI>Capri|cornus</HI> is as much to &s;ay in her wel&s;h greek horns, this &s;ign is proper to all Cuckolds and &s;uch per&s;ons in the City as love to have their hornes exalted above their neighbours, &s;uch as for the mo&s;t part your Sectaries who dete&s;t long hair and love her long hornes.</P>
<P><HI>Aquaries</HI> is her eleventh &s;igne which doth &s;ignifie in Wel&s;h a water-poet, one who doth rime and make ballets and other ver&s;es, for a pot of Ale and a pipe of Tobacco: and &s;o her doth learn her Countrymen to &s;ing.</P>
<P><HI>Pi&s;ces</HI> being her la&s;t &s;ign is mo&s;t relative to the Fi&s;h-monger and her fi&s;hwives who becau&s;e the&s;e her two watry &s;ignes rule the feet and the legs, can never keep her legs clo&s;e whiles the&s;e &s;ignes are in force, this &s;ign is very proper to her Foot|men that run much, and to her parpateticks and walking Phylo&s;ophers, and thus much for her twelve &s;ignes.</P>
<P><HI>And now her having done with the definition of the</HI> 12. <HI>&s;ignes, al&s;o of the five humours, and &s;ix &s;ences, and al&s;o of the &s;even plannets, I now begin with her Phy&s;icall Ob&s;er|vations.</HI></P>
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<P>HEr under&s;tanding that all her &s;hee-cozens in generall are &s;ubject to divers qualmes and di&s;ea&s;es, her having been a long time conver&s;ant with her &s;hee-cozens podies, finds by her experiences and her skills, that the generalle&s;t di&s;ea&s;e all her cozens are &s;ubject to, is the glimmering of her gizzards, an infirmity which ari&s;ing from her &s;pleen into her mouth, infects her tongue like a canker, making her call her husbands rogues and ra&s;calls and many other &s;curvy ords: It makes her likewi&s;e oftentimes to &s;trive for her breeches and break her husbands pates with her ladles and her skimmers, and is indeed an Epedemicall di&s;ea&s;e, and raining in mo&s;t of her &s;hee Couzens: The cure hereof though <HI>Gallen</HI> hath not &s;et down, not her <HI>Hippocrates,</HI> nor <HI>Averroes,</HI> nor <HI>Avicen</HI> her Couzens, yet &s;hall her Couzen <HI>Jen|kin</HI> in priefe declare the remedy for that di&s;ea&s;e.</P>
<P>Fir&s;t when her begins to be in her &s;its, her husbands &s;hall perceive it by the bending of her brows, then let him apply to her a plai&s;ter of good words, and if that will not &s;erve her turnes, let him take her good ha&s;<GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 letter">e cudgell or her ropes end, and ba&s;t her as her Wel&s;h-men do her old goats to make them eat tender, for &s;o her Couzen King <HI>Tavid</HI> did; as you may find it &s;ome where written; And <HI>Tavid</HI> went in and did &s;o lace his wife; therefore her and aule her Country-men may therefore ba&s;t their wives by authority and priviledg, and liberty of the &s;ubject: for her do find it by experience and by her reading&punc; that the more her do beat her Walnut-trees, and her Spaniel and Camomel banck be ba&s;ted or troden, the more fruit it will bear; and the women love their husbands the better, and this wil cure her pre&s;ently, which twice or thrice applyed to her &s;ides. There is another remedy which <HI>Jenkin</HI> her &s;elfe hath often u&s;ed with her Wives, which is to take her as her fit begins, and lay her upon her back and tickle her Tuquoques, and it &s;hall cure her in an in&s;tant; <HI>Probatum e&s;t.</HI></P>
<P>The quavering of the kidneys in her &s;he cozens is, when her is full of her lu&s;ts and concupi&s;cences, and her much longings and de&s;ires to make her husbands cuc|kolds. In Spaine her couzens the Spaniards have excellent remedies for the&s;e di&s;|ea&s;es in her wives; for as &s;oon as her perceives and caknowes that her wives are bent to be &s;ick of the quavering of her kidneys, her lets her bloud in her bre&s;t or in the bellies with her &s;word or her taggers; marry Jenkin would wi&s;h her couzens to u&s;e this ea&s;ier remedies and medicines, which is when her omans fle&s;h ri&s;es, and would go to mans, let her husbands give her two ounces of good in&s;tructions, with three drams of the oyl of man di&s;til'd through his own limbeck, a vomit and a po|tion made of opium and her turneps; then let her have a diet for a moneth of her Wel&s;h leeks without bread or &s;alt, and it &s;hall recover her perfectly; <HI>probatum est.</HI></P>
<P>For her barren cozens, her &s;hall by her pre&s;ervatives and her medicines make her as pregnant as her heart can wi&s;h, and have every yeer a &s;hild if there be no defect in the capacities of her podies. Fir&s;t let her eat the braines of a he goat mixt with the marrow of a Stoat, or Pole-cat (her may caknow him by her &s;mell and her &s;avours) with the fle&s;h of her monkies for a fortnights, and trink every morning a
<PB REF="5">pottle of her be&s;t and Wel&s;h Metheglins; Then let her get her into a good &s;oft beds and have every night for the &s;pace of a moneth a lu&s;ty young man to her bed|fellowes to &s;alute her bodies and recreate her kidneys, and if her be not with &s;hild <HI>Jenkin</HI> will forfeit her reputations in phy&s;icks. This medicine is mo&s;t predominan<GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 letter"> over her Couzens in her Cities, and may &s;erve indeed for omens of all Nations under forty years of age, whereas divers of her Couzens have had the wambling trot in her pellies, or the di&s;location in the martix which is occa&s;ioned by much ploods and icches in her podies, whereby oftentimes her comes to loo&s;e her Mai|den-heads and her Virginities, which her fooli&s;h Phy&s;itians in times pa&s;t knew not how to cure.</P>
<P><HI>Jenkin</HI> for the good of her deare&s;t Cozens hath found out the medicines that will re&s;tore her to her Virginities, which is, her mu&s;t take a peck of Ferne-&s;ut ga|thered on Mid&s;ummer night, with two ounces of Moon-&s;hine taken out of the river of Dee at noon daies, &s;ix eyes of the <HI>Phoenix,</HI> &s;even eyes of <HI>Argus</HI> which her Cozen <HI>Mercury</HI> pull'd out of her head, the braine of the bird of Paradi&s;e which &s;ung to her Gran&s;ieur <HI>Adam,</HI> the fle&s;h of the buttock of one of her Wel&s;h Goats which her Cozen <HI>Noahs</HI> had in her Arks, the juice of the apple which her Grand|mother <HI>Eve</HI> eat at the inticement of the Serpent, the head of the great huge fi&s;h of two hundred yards long, that was taken in Eighty eights with a great ruffe like a Spaniard, above London-Bridge, a bottle full of the water of the Inchanters wells, which was kept by the great Dragons that was overcome by her Cozens <HI>Palmerius,</HI> and S. <HI>Tavid,</HI> two yards of freeze which was in her Prophet <HI>Merlins</HI> old coates, five onions of <HI>Jenkins</HI> own planting, and &s;ix pound of leeks, take all the&s;e, and &s;tamp them upon the &s;tone where <HI>Iacob</HI> &s;lept, and &s;traine them through one of the clouds which hang over her Wel&s;h mountaine, and then take all the&s;e her ingredients, and lap her up in a yard of butter-&s;lies skins, and lay her warm to her Cozens bottome of her bellies, and &s;o let her renew the plai&s;ter or cata|pla&s;me, do you &s;ee, every night afre&s;h, and it &s;hall make her Cozens as found and firme in her Maiden-heads and her Virginities, as ever her was in her lifes, and her may be certain that <HI>Jenkin</HI> hath made his explorations and experiments upon this medicine, and find it to be very availeable; <HI>Probatum e&s;t.</HI></P>
<P>Her al&s;o does undertake to cure all her Agues and Fevers that are in her States and her Kingdomes ari&s;ing from her factious and malignant humors, which indeed and in &s;ooth none can cure without phlebotomy or blood-letting, but her Cozen <HI>Jenkins,</HI> which mu&s;t be done in this manner: Fir&s;t, her State or her Kingdome mu&s;t take fifty or three&s;core heads of her Malignants and poyle them to a jelly in a hundred Cavaliers ploods, then take the fat of &s;ix Je&s;uites that were hang'd, drawn, and quarter'd at Tyburn, (do you mark) and with the brawn of a hundred Prelates buttocks &s;tewed in Metheglins, and let all the&s;e ingredients be laid on the &s;tomack of her State of her Kingdom, and it &s;hall expell her Agues and her Fevers; or otherwi&s;e, take two ounces and &s;ix pound of the long haire of
<PB REF="6">your Roundheads, which in Wel&s;h her calls Ru&s;&s;etings, and make therewith a <GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 word"> a-pul&s;ive, with the plood of &s;ome Anabapti&s;ts, and applyed as afore&s;aid, an<GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 letter"> your &s;ick State &s;hall recover immediately without the help of her Doctors an<GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 letter"> her Phy&s;itians, as <HI>Jenkin</HI> has made divers times her experiences and probations upo<GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 letter"> all the Kingdomes of <HI>A&s;ia</HI> the le&s;&s;e; <HI>Probatum e&s;t.</HI></P>
<P>Next, whereas her has been informed, that divers of her Cozens have lo&s;t he<GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 letter"> legs and her armes, and many of her have broke her necks at Kenton Battells, he<GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 letter"> has &s;tudied a medicine that &s;hall recover her perfectly, let her come to her Coze<GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 letter"> <HI>Jenkins</HI> lodgings at the &s;igne of the Wel&s;h Goat in Garlick-lane, with her broke<GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 letter"> legs, arms, or necks, and her will make her as &s;ound as ever her was in her lifes <HI>Probatum e&s;t.</HI></P>
<P>Next her does profe&s;&s;e to give her Church a vomit, and a purge that &s;hall make her free from all her paines in the &s;tomack, her mu&s;t fir&s;t take a long &s;tick of <HI>Stibi|um</HI> which in Wel&s;h is called the Gallows, and hang thereon three hundred Brow|ni&s;ts, five hundred Anabapti&s;ts, and as many of all &s;orts of her Separati&s;ts, and then let her dry in the Sun fourteen weeks, and then beat her to powder and mixt her with a great deale of oyle extracted from her Round-heads locks, and let this be given to her Church through the great Organ pipe that is &s;hut up in her Church of <HI>Pauls,</HI> and it &s;hall make her Church vomit and purge up all her errors and her here&s;ies, and put her into as good &s;tates and conditions of her health as her was in the daies of her Apo&s;tles, e&s;pecially when her Couzen <HI>Jenkin</HI> gives her gly&s;ter to make her evacuate her Pi&s;hops and Prelates backwards which mu&s;t be compounded on this manner. Fir&s;t her mu&s;t take two handfulls of herb a grace of which there is enough in her Wel&s;h mountaines, and mingle it with the &s;urrups of two and twenty Miters, boyl'd in the juyce of as many Rochets and Surplices, and let it be put in at the fundament or porch of the Church, and it &s;hall give her thirty or for|ty of her &s;tooles which &s;hall cleare her podies of all her Pi&s;hops and her Prelates, and &s;end her to the Tivell with a vengence.</P>
<P>La&s;tly with her dyet and her purge, her cordiall and her vomit, her will cure all her couzens that are Cuckolds of her hornes, and make her brows as &s;mooth at the backs of her hands, which, if any of all her <HI>London</HI> Phy&s;itians can performe, <HI>Jenkin<GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 letter"></HI> will never &s;et up her pills nor her pre&s;criptions, her wil al&s;o with contection of to&s;ted chee&s;e, metheglin, green leeks and onions, undertake to kill her a hundred a day, and with her goats milk mixt with the buds of her wel&s;h gun&s;hot which is Engli&s;h is called <HI>Elderne,</HI> re&s;tore her againe to her lifes in a minutes &s;pace, and a<GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="2 letters"> this be performed by <HI>Jenkin ap Morgan</HI> Dr. of <HI>Phy&s;gig;</HI> and &s;tudier of all the art of medicine as her te&s;tifies under her hands and hopes that all her Couzens that are &s;ick of the &s;aid di&s;ea&s;es will buy her couzens book of medicines and repair to her for cures and advice.</P>
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