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<P><PB REF="1" MS="y">
Ha&s;lerig &amp; Vain Or, A DIALOGUE Between them at their &s;e|verall Conference in the Tower of London, being a Lamentation of both their vile actions which was former|ly committed by them, with all their damnable plots, again&s;t the late King Charles af|ter their apprehending.</P>
<P>Together with their contrivance again&s;t this famous City of London, and now cur&s;ing their mi&s;erable condition expecting every day for their Tryall.</P>
<P>By <HI>T. H,</HI></P>
<P>London, Printed for <HI>William Gilbert&s;on.</HI></P>
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<FIGDESC>portrait of a man with a walking cane</FIGDESC>
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<DIV1 TYPE="dialogue">
<PB REF="3">
<PB N="1" REF="3">
<HEAD>A DIALOGUE Between Sir Henry Vaine, And Sir Arthur Ha&s;lerigge.</HEAD>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Sir Henry Uaine,</SPEAKER>
<P><HI>SIr Arthur</HI> you are welcome.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>Ha&s;lerigge.</SPEAKER>
<P>Not &s;o welcome, for I had rather a gone &s;ick of the Pox to Durham, then have come well hither,</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>U.</SPEAKER>
<P>I. &s;o had I to, but w&eacute;e fulfill now the Old Proverb, <HI>needs mu&s;t goe as the Divell drives.</HI></P>
</SP>
<SP>
<PB N="2" REF="4">
<SPEAKER>H.</SPEAKER>
<P>Then if needs mu&s;t, I would the Divel had drove me farre enough off before I had come here to be hang'd like a Dogge.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>U.</SPEAKER>
<P>What hang'd Sir <HI>Arthur?</HI></P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>H.</SPEAKER>
<P>Why? doe you make &s;o &s;trange of it? I knew long agoe that would be our end.</P>
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<SP>
<SPEAKER>U.</SPEAKER>
<P>Good, if you had told me &s;o at <HI>Port&s;|mouth,</HI> I would have &s;een you damn'd before you &s;hould have dril'd me here again but the Proverb &s;till proves &s;ure. give the <HI>Divell his due,</HI> and to be hang'd is ours.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>H.</SPEAKER>
<P>I but &s;ir Henry, who would have thought of this a twelvemonth a goe.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>U.</SPEAKER>
<P>Thought of it, Faith &s;ir <HI>Arthur</HI> too many for our &s;akes as I heare &s;ince, for the Dive<GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="OXF" EXTENT="1 letter">l a one was for us at la&s;t, but the Hang-man and the Halter.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>H.</SPEAKER>
<P><HI>I</HI> &s;ir Henry, and tho&s;e &s;tick clo&s;e to us now.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>U.</SPEAKER>
<P>Too clo&s;e I am afraid, for I dream'd to night I was going to ride on a Now Hurdle.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>H.</SPEAKER>
<P>Did you but dream it? gad <HI>I</HI> know it, yet they &s;ay often-times dreames fall out to contraries, but they are more liker to prove true now.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>U.</SPEAKER>
<P>Why doe you think &s;o &s;ir <HI>Arthur</HI>?</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>H.</SPEAKER>
<P>Think &s;o. The very boyes in the &s;treets
<PB N="3" REF="4">
give &s;entence on us already.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>U.</SPEAKER>
<P>Why doe all people hate us &s;o, wor&s;e then T<GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="OXF" EXTENT="1 letter">ade?</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>H.</SPEAKER>
<P>Ile tell you, The Divell was ne'r agen us more.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>U.</SPEAKER>
<P>No, becau&s;e he was alwayes for us, till now at la&s;t that he brought us here, and now he leaves us to &s;hift for our &s;elves.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>H.</SPEAKER>
<P>I &s;ir Henry, but that's a &s;orry &s;hift now. he could bring us in, but he cannot bring us out, wee have &s;tronger Gates to pull downe now then wee had about the City, though wee ventur'd our necks for't,</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>U.</SPEAKER>
<P>A venter doe you call it, venter comes of with hazard, but w&eacute;e are not like to come off at all.</P>
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<SP>
<SPEAKER>H.</SPEAKER>
<P>So, &s;o, Now you begin to lay all the fault in me.</P>
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<SPEAKER>U.</SPEAKER>
<P>Lay all the fau't in you was it not long of your h<GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="OXF" EXTENT="1 letter">ir-brain with a hor&s;e-pox to you that wrought all the Calamities when you quarreld with <HI>Lambert.</HI> that Cut-throat Hanniball which was alwayes for his owne ends, as well as w&eacute;e were. I would have given him one thou&s;and pound more &s;urely to be quiet, though I had took if from the Wid|dowes and the Fatherle&s;&s;e, but betw'xt you both, he after Authority and you after Mony,
<PB N="4" REF="5">
the Divell give y&eacute;e enough brought all the&s;e &s;orrows: W&eacute;e that were counted the Su|Preem Authority and chief of the Nations, are now &s;coff'd, &s;corn'd and derided by all good and &s;ober-minded people, bearing our de&s;erved Names wor&s;e then Infidels, and tendred as odious as our actions are infamous and that's ba&s;e enough of all con&s;cience, and all our horrid Uillanies da&s;h in our Faces every day, termed Rumpers. Hypocrites, and Hanniballs, while w&eacute;e are tyed here by the necks like wolvs in Chains, enough to vex any Dogge alive.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>H.</SPEAKER>
<P>Come come &s;ir Henry be not &s;o wrath|full and outragious, you and I have gone hand in hand the&s;e many years, under (the good Old Cau&s;e) in Fraud, Deceit and Per|jury, like two Olive Branches, &s;preading our Vines and Clawes on any good and hone&s;t mans e&s;tate, and venters our &s;ouls fort as few as any two alive, and lived together as two friends in a ju&s;t and Lagall, Reprobate condition therefore pray fall not out with me now at the la&s;t ca&s;te, but be patient and content.</P>
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<SP>
<SPEAKER>U.</SPEAKER>
<P>P<GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="OXF" EXTENT="1 letter">tient and content &s;ir <HI>Arthur.</HI> th<GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="OXF" EXTENT="1 letter">t I cannot be &s;o long as I am alive, and that will not be long I am &s;ure,</P>
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<SP>
<PB N="5" REF="5">
<SPEAKER>H,</SPEAKER>
<P>Well come &s;ir Henry lets take a turne or two and walke a little,</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>U.</SPEAKER>
<P>A turn &s;ir <HI>Arthur</HI> w&eacute;e &s;hall take our turnes too &s;oon I am afraid,</P>
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<SP>
<SPEAKER>H.</SPEAKER>
<P>Afraid &s;ir Henry, I was never afraid in my life, neither of &s;oule nor body, for if I. had I'de nere done what <HI>I</HI> did.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>U.</SPEAKER>
<P>The Divel was in us when w&eacute;e left <HI>Port&s;mouth,</HI> for had wee &s;taid there wee had done as good mi&s;chief as wee did here.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>H.</SPEAKER>
<P>I but &s;ir Henry I did alwayes yaune after Authority you know, that by my con&s;ent I'd have nothing done in heaven or in hell, but that I would know of it.</P>
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<SP>
<SPEAKER>U.</SPEAKER>
<P>I but &s;ir <HI>Arthur</HI> how did you intend to Govern had you &s;ate upon your Throne of wickedne&s;&s;e?</P>
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<SP>
<SPEAKER>H.</SPEAKER>
<P>O very well for I would have tollera|ted all &s;orts of Religion, had there beene &s;ixteen times as many more.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>U.</SPEAKER>
<P>But how would you have paid the Army that held the &s;word of Uengeance.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>H,</SPEAKER>
<P>I'd duble the Exci&s;e and Cu&s;toms.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>U.</SPEAKER>
<P>But what if they could not pay it?</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>H</SPEAKER>
<P>I'd then hang them at their doores.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>U.</SPEAKER>
<P>So you might have hangd them all,</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>H,</SPEAKER>
<P>I had not car'd if all had bin hang'd &s;o <HI>I</HI> might have rul'd alone.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<PB N="6" REF="6">
<SPEAKER>U.</SPEAKER>
<P>Truly and I had likt your wayes very well.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<SPEAKER>H.</SPEAKER>
<P>Nay &s;ir Henry I knew you could not mi&s;like that.</P>
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<SP>
<SPEAKER>U,</SPEAKER>
<P>But truly wee &s;hould have burn'd the City at that time &s;ir <HI>Arthur.</HI></P>
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<SP>
<SPEAKER>H.</SPEAKER>
<P>Was not I preparing as fa&s;t as I could to doe it?</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<P>O &s;ir Arthur &s;ir Arthur wee had accom|pli&s;ht our de&s;ignes had not that Parliament Transactor appeard out of Scotland at who&s;e apperition my very knees did &s;mite again&s;t each other wor&s;e then Bel&s;hazers did at the writing Menetickel.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<P>I, I &s;ir <HI>Henry</HI> I knew he was hungry, lingring for a King, like a Lyon roaring for a prey</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<P>But why did not you bribe him?</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<P>O &s;ir <HI>Henry,</HI> I would have don <GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="OXF" EXTENT="1 letter">t but I found that mony would no more choke him then all the Oaths would me,</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<P>And indeed &s;ir Arthur you could &s;weare lu&s;tily.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<P>I and can &s;till &s;ir <HI>Henry</HI> for thirty thou&s;and a Yeare.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<P>Thats a brave e&s;tate &s;ir Arthur, but now you mu&s;t part with it.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<P>Truly &s;ir <HI>Henry</HI> I would as willingly keep
<PB N="7" REF="6">
it as the right owners are to take it.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<P>But &s;ir Arthur would you accept of a Col|liers place at New-Ca&s;tle?</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<P>I as God Iidge my &s;oul would I, any thing in the world to &s;ave my life.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<P>Then you are &s;ure to dye &s;ir Arthur?</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<P>I would I was &s;o &s;ure to live.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<P>But what if you &s;hould P<GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="OXF" EXTENT="1 letter">tition &s;ir Arthur to be hangd at Durham.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<P>I would be glad with all my heart &s;ir <HI>Henry</HI> for then my e&s;tate and I &s;hould never depart.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<P>I but &s;ir Arthur they will not trouble them&s;elves to &s;end you thither.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<P>But what if Lambert would take a bribe and be hang'd for you there.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<P>Ah never talke of that &s;ir <HI>Henry,</HI> for I ve|rily beleeve he had as live &s;ee me hangd as him&s;elfe.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<P>But what if you did ran&s;ome your &s;elfe with your e&s;tate.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<P>No, no &s;ir <HI>Henry</HI> I had rather give my life for my e&s;tate fir&s;t, but I &s;hall loo&s;e both it &s;eemes.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<P>Then what &s;hall wee &s;ay &s;ir Arthur, let us &s;it down in &s;orrow all the day long:</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<P>Nay I beleeve our Dayes will not be much longer,
<PB N="8" REF="7">
Lambert, Lambert the Author of our mi&s;ery Cur&s;t be the day that e'r he came our &s;ociety</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<P>Nay &s;ir Henry lets not cur&s;e one another, For <HI>I</HI> think wee are eur&s;ed altogether.</P>
</SP>
<SP>
<P>But as for you and I w&eacute;e have liv'd too Rebrobate in brotherly Union, like &s;onnes of Perdition the&s;e twenty yeares and odde, and as w&eacute;e have liv'd together &s;o let us hang together. and there is an end of the &s;tory.</P>
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<DIV1 TYPE="epitaph">
<PB REF="7">
<HEAD>An Epitaph upon &s;ir Ar|thur Ha&s;lerigge, and &s;ir Henry Uaine.</HEAD>
<LG>
<L>Here lyes the body of Ha&s;lerigge the late</L>
<L>Grand Traytor to'r King both Church &amp; &s;tate</L>
<L>Mo&s;t impious villain tyrannized o're</L>
<L>Three &s;tately Kingdoms 20 years &amp; more.</L>
<L>Murder'd his Prince &amp; all his honours bla&s;t.</L>
<L>For which due recompence wil hang at la&s;t.</L>
</LG>
<LG>
<L>Here lyes the body of Henry Uaine we know</L>
<L>Was traytor both to King and Country too.</L>
<L>Reproach and ba&s;enes he'l bring to his grave</L>
<L>He liv'd like a Tyrant and dy'd like a knave.</L>
</LG>
<LG>
<PB REF="8">
<L>NOw wee are captivitated from all liberty,</L>
<L>For our Treachery,</L>
<L>our high exalting power hath a fall.</L>
<L>The records they wil tel them what we've do<GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="OXF" EXTENT="1 letter">e o<GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="OXF" EXTENT="1 letter"> late</L>
<L>'Gain&s;t Church and State.</L>
<L>our actions will appear before them all.</L>
<L>Which then will render us as odious</L>
<L>as the tongue of man can tell,</L>
<L>Therefore let wee prepare to dye,</L>
<L>and bid the world farewell.</L>
</LG>
<LG>
<L>The big'&s;t Record in <HI>Urope</HI> is not half &s;o large,</L>
<L>As may di&s;charge,</L>
<L>the volum of out actions which will be</L>
<L>Nor can the learned Authors gather to a &s;um</L>
<L>What wee have done,</L>
<L>though twill be &s;een in roles of infamy</L>
<L>For Generations they will &s;pread</L>
<L>this &s;tory o're all the world,</L>
<L>That future times may read in lines,</L>
<L>what deeds were done of old.</L>
</LG>
<LG>
<L>So farewell all Comits wee &s;hall never act.</L>
<L>Nor yet exact</L>
<L>in Uoting up the Cu&s;toms or Excize,</L>
<L>The &s;elling of the timber in <HI>New Forre&s;t Wood,</HI></L>
<L>Will co&s;t our blood,</L>
<PB REF="8">
<L>we ne'r &s;hal com again to make a prize</L>
<L>wee've chang'd our hou&s;e of Parliament</L>
<L>and in the Tower now doth dwell,</L>
<L>But do not think our lodgings in't</L>
<L>is halfe &s;o good as hell.</L>
</LG>
<LG>
<L>Now let all Traytors take a pre&s;ident by w&eacute;e,</L>
<L>Where e're they be,</L>
<L>and know Rebellion is a dangerous thing,</L>
<L>Let Pea&s;ants not be Princes but obey the Law,</L>
<L>And &s;tand in awe,</L>
<L>of &s;uch a &s;w&eacute;et &amp; gracious loving King.</L>
<L>But always &s;tudy more obedience</L>
<L>in your walking up and down,</L>
<L>Doe not conte&s;t nor in the lea&s;t</L>
<L>provoke him to a frown.</L>
</LG>
<LG>
<L>Thrice happy worthy Subjects you are in this King</L>
<L>Make much of him,</L>
<L>and render prai&s;es to the God on high.</L>
<L>Which hath ordain'd him for you 'twas y^e Lords com|mand,</L>
<L>That he &s;hould &s;tand</L>
<L>to be a King in glorious Maje&s;ty.</L>
<L>And w&eacute;e doe councel and advi&s;e you</L>
<L>ne&punc;r bring your King in thrall,</L>
<L>But faithfull be to his Maje&s;ty,</L>
<L>&s;o God will ble&s;&s;e you all.</L>
</LG>
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