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<DATE>2008-07-04</DATE>
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<NAME>Mona Logarbo</NAME>
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<ITEM>Proofed and reviewed as part of batch B080617.pdcc.</ITEM>
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<HEAD>A New BALLAD,</HEAD>
<OPENER>To the Tune of,
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<L><HI>Good People give ear, while a Story I tell,</HI></L>
<L><HI>Of Twenty black Trade&s;men were brought up in Hell,</HI> &amp;c.</L>
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Or, <HI>Packington's Pound.</HI></OPENER>
<LG>
<L>TO our once Loyal Town, is lately come down,</L>
<L>Such an <HI>Hodge-podge</HI> of <HI>Benchers,</HI> as never wore Gown:</L>
<L><HI>Saints,</HI> fit for the Legend of <HI>Romes</HI> P&s;eudo-Martyrs,</L>
<L>Who have Pawn'd th' <HI>Old Religion,</HI> to Purcha&s;e <HI>New Charters;</HI></L>
<L>To promote <HI>Publick Faith,</HI> they are zealou&s;ly bent,</L>
<L>And Bugger <HI>Geneva,</HI> to Fructifie <HI>Trent.</HI></L>
</LG>
<LG TYPE="refrain">
<L><HI>When</HI> Satan <HI>was &s;queami&s;h, and long'd for a Dainty,</HI></L>
<L><HI>The</HI> Pope <HI>Frica&s;&s;eed him this new</HI> Four and-twenty.</L>
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<LG N="2">
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<L>The fir&s;t a <HI>State-Jocky,</HI> bred up of a Groom,</L>
<L>'Twixt a <HI>Colche&s;ter</HI> &mdash; Mare, and a <HI>Stallion</HI> of <HI>Rome:</HI></L>
<L>He Cants when at <HI>Hollet</HI>'s, on <HI>Hopkins</HI> his Metre,</L>
<L>And drops <HI>Pater-No&s;ters</HI> with <HI>Lowick</HI> and <HI>Petre:</HI></L>
<L>Thus he Banters <HI>Non-Cons</HI> with Prophane <HI>Ma&s;que</HI></L>
<L>And Quacks on the <HI>Go&s;pel</HI> to force a lo&s;t Trade.</L>
</LG>
<LG TYPE="refrain">
<L><HI>When</HI> Satan <HI>was &s;queami&s;h,</HI> &amp;c.</L>
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<LG N="3">
<HEAD>(3)</HEAD>
<L>The next <HI>Cacafugo,</HI> once a <HI>Captain</HI> of Peace,</L>
<L>At the &s;ight of cold Iron he melts in his grea&s;e;</L>
<L>Yet he looks Indignation, and huff<GAP DESC="illegible" EXTENT="1 letter"> <GAP DESC="illegible" EXTENT="1 span">'' Hector;</L>
<L>He Whores like an Abbot, and Drinks like a Rector.</L>
<L>The third <HI>Nicodemus,</HI> <NOTE PLACE="marg"><HI>St.</HI></NOTE> a Seeker by Night;</L>
<L>The fourth Father <HI>Whitebread,</HI> who H<GAP DESC="illegible" EXTENT="1 letter">ats for new Light.</L>
</LG>
<LG TYPE="refrain">
<L><HI>When</HI> Satan <HI>was &s;queami&s;h,</HI> &amp;c.</L>
</LG>
<LG N="4">
<HEAD>(4)</HEAD>
<L>The fifth and the &s;ixth, <NOTE PLACE="marg"><HI>B.</HI> &amp; <HI>A.</HI></NOTE> two preci&s;e <HI>Renegades;</HI></L>
<L>The one <HI>Jack</HI> of <HI>Diamonds,</HI> and the other of <HI>Spades:</HI></L>
<L>For Orphans and Widows, they beautifie <HI>Cloy&s;ters,</HI></L>
<L>And &s;wallow their Hou&s;es, as a Barnacle Oy&s;ters;</L>
<L>But no Di&s;h &s;o fit, when his <HI>Holine&s;s</HI> treats,</L>
<L>As an <NOTE N="*" PLACE="marg">A great <HI>Italian</HI> Di&s;h.</NOTE> <HI>Oleopodrido</HI> of Zealots and Cheats.</L>
</LG>
<LG TYPE="refrain">
<L><HI>When</HI> Satan <HI>was &s;queami&s;h,</HI> &amp;c.</L>
</LG>
<LG N="5">
<HEAD>(5)</HEAD>
<L>Next formal Sir <HI>Foplin,</HI> <NOTE PLACE="marg"><HI>M.</HI></NOTE> who often has &s;lunk,</L>
<L>With a Te&s;ter at <HI>Ro&s;e</HI>'s to Purcha&s;e a Punk;</L>
<L>But if Porter or Carman be po&s;&s;e&s;t of his Doxie,</L>
<L>He adopts his kind Ho&s;te&s;s her Spiritual Proxie.</L>
<L>Thus a <HI>Puritan</HI> Lecher (though with a lewd Slut)</L>
<L>May &s;olace the Spirit, while the Fle&s;h goes to Rut.</L>
</LG>
<LG TYPE="refrain">
<L><HI>When</HI> Satan <HI>was &s;queami&s;h,</HI> &amp;c.</L>
</LG>
<LG N="6">
<HEAD>(6)</HEAD>
<L>Lo here <NOTE N="*" PLACE="marg">Fat <HI>St.</HI> Lean <HI>Jeff.</HI></NOTE> <HI>Gog</HI> and <HI>Magog</HI> at once repre&s;ent</L>
<L>The Prophane <HI>Carnaval,</HI> and Idolatrous <HI>Lent;</HI></L>
<L>Both <HI>Teckelites</HI> true, as were <NOTE N="&dagger;" PLACE="marg"><HI>Oats</HI> and <HI>Comins</HI> in the Plot.</NOTE> <HI>Titus</HI> and <HI>Eu&s;tace;</HI></L>
<L>The Guts of good Manners, and Garbage of Ju&s;tice:</L>
<L>But nothing more proper to vacuate <HI>Laws,</HI></L>
<L>Than the <HI>Mouth</HI> of <HI>Rebellion,</HI> and <HI>Rump</HI> of the <HI>Cau&s;e.</HI></L>
</LG>
<LG TYPE="refrain">
<L><HI>When</HI> Satan <HI>was &s;queami&s;h,</HI> &amp;c.</L>
</LG>
<LG N="7">
<HEAD>(7)</HEAD>
<L>Advance Ruffling <HI>Dick</HI> to &s;upply the next place, <NOTE PLACE="marg"><HI>C.</HI></NOTE></L>
<L>Who on a bad Matter oft &s;hams a wor&s;e Face:</L>
<L>When the <HI>Algerine</HI> Caper has boarded his Frigat,</L>
<L>He can fawn like a <HI>Floater,</HI> and cringe like a <HI>Bigot.</HI></L>
<L>Well the Good-natur'd <HI>Wittal</HI> may wink at his Fate,</L>
<L>Since he that Cornutes him has Bugger'd the <HI>State.</HI></L>
</LG>
<LG TYPE="refrain">
<L><HI>When</HI> Satan <HI>was &s;queami&s;h,</HI> &amp;c.</L>
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<HEAD>(8)</HEAD>
<L>Wee'll refer young <HI>Tertullus</HI> t' a Bill of Review,</L>
<L>Left he &s;hou'd Repeal what he never yet knew:</L>
<L>His Wor&s;hip wee'll leave to his new <HI>Breviaries,</HI></L>
<L>'Till One <HI>Mi&s;erere</HI>'s worth Ten <HI>Avemaries;</HI></L>
<L>For a <HI>Janus</HI>-like Convert, who in Faith interlopes,</L>
<L>Like a <HI>Cordelier</HI>-Fryar, mu&s;t be &s;av'd by his Ropes.</L>
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<LG TYPE="refrain">
<L><HI>When</HI> Satan <HI>was &s;queami&s;h, and long'd for a Dainty,</HI></L>
<L><HI>The</HI> Pope <HI>Frica&s;&s;eed him this new</HI> Four-and-twenty.</L>
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