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<DATE>2008-11-06</DATE>
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<NAME>John Pas</NAME>
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<DIV1 TYPE="poem">
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<HEAD>A Dialogue betweene Ma&s;ter <HI>Gue&s;right</HI> and poore neighbour <HI>Needy. OR</HI></HEAD>
<ARGUMENT>
<L>A few proofes both reall and true,</L>
<L>Shewing what men for mony will doe</L>
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<OPENER>To a plea&s;ant new tune, called, But I know what I know.</OPENER>
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<LG>
<L>WEll met neighbour <HI>Needy,</HI> what walking alone,</L>
<L>Fow comes it I pray that you thus &s;igh and groane,</L>
<L>The cau&s;e by your phy&s;iognomie &s;traight I can tell,</L>
<L>And know by the &s;ame that all is not well.</L>
</LG>
<LG>
<L>In truth ma&s;ter <HI>Gue&s;right</HI> you &s;peake very true,</L>
<L>For money I want, and bel&eacute;eve &s;o do you.</L>
<L>And therefore &eacute;ene &s;ay, and do what you plea&s;e,</L>
<L>I know you are &s;icke of my &s;ore di&s;ea&s;e.</L>
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<LG>
<L>For me neighbour <HI>Needy,</HI> the world is &s;o hard.</L>
<L>That &s;olely my &s;elfe I now cannot guard</L>
<L>Be&s;ides young and old loves coyne &s;o intire,</L>
<L>That have it they will though out of the fire.</L>
</LG>
<LG>
<L>Nay, good neighbour <HI>Needy,</HI> I pray &s;ay not &s;o,</L>
<L>For then you will wrong a many I know,</L>
<L>Be&s;ides I no way per&s;waded can be,</L>
<L>That money is loved in the highe&s;t degr&eacute;e.</L>
</LG>
<LG>
<L>Money if you thinke &s;o I in&s;tant will prove,</L>
<L>That few or none but money do love,</L>
<L>And when I have done I know you will &s;ay,</L>
<L>Tis all reall truth, then harken I pray.</L>
</LG>
<LG>
<L><HI>Inprimis</HI> your Tailor, is loving and kind,</L>
<L>Nor doe I with him any fault find,</L>
<L>But re&s;t you a&s;&s;ured, and take it from m&eacute;e,</L>
<L>That mo&s;t he doth, he doth for his f&eacute;e.</L>
</LG>
<LG>
<L>Your Mercer in courte&s;ie &s;eldome forbeares.</L>
<L>To &s;how you the prime and be&s;t of his wares,</L>
<L>But if that a rea&s;on you'd have me to &s;how,</L>
<L>'Tis cau&s;e he would get by the bargaine I know.</L>
</LG>
<LG>
<L>Your Barber mo&s;t nimbly will trimme <GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 letter">ort fine Patto,</L>
<L>And if that you plea&s;e turne up yorr mo<GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="2 letters"> <GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 letter">atto,</L>
<L>But marke you what followes my kind loving neighbour,</L>
<L>He lookes to be gratified well for his labour.</L>
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<LG>
<L>Your Vintner will &s;pread you his linnen mo&s;t fine,</L>
<L>And bring you both Super, Tobaco and Wine,</L>
<L>And having &s;o done requires but this</L>
<L>To pay him his &s;hot, which you mu&s;t not mi&s;&s;e.</L>
</LG>
<LG>
<L>Againe this is true, as I know doe tell y&eacute;e,</L>
<L>A Cooke in Pye-Corner will fill up your belly,</L>
<L>And when you are &s;ati&s;fied he like an A&s;&s;e,</L>
<L>De&s;ires no money but &eacute;ene for his &s;awce.</L>
</LG>
<DIV2 N="2" TYPE="part">
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<HEAD>The &s;econd part,</HEAD>
<OPENER>to the &s;ame tune.</OPENER>
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<LG>
<L>Your Tap&s;<GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 letter">er is growne a right hone&s;t man,</L>
<L>For he will mi&s;reckon no more than he ran,</L>
<L>For by his Iug, his Pot, and his Pipe,</L>
<L>He has danc't him&s;elfe an Officer ripe.</L>
</LG>
<LG>
<L>Your out-landi&s;h Doctour mo&s;t ready will be,</L>
<L>To cure you of your infirmity,</L>
<L>Which being effected, he for his &s;kill,</L>
<L>De&s;ires no more but a golden Pill.</L>
</LG>
<LG>
<L>Nay, what makes your Land-lord let hou&s;en by lea&s;e,</L>
<L>That you may live in 'em daily peace,</L>
<L>But that he imagines and has an intent,</L>
<L>You will not faile for to pay him his rent.</L>
</LG>
<LG>
<L>What makes your In-k&eacute;eper to harbour the poore,</L>
<L>And unto all comers &s;et open his dore,</L>
<L>But that he intends if po&s;&s;ible can,</L>
<L>To have his reward of every man.</L>
</LG>
<LG>
<L>What makes your V&s;urer ever your friend,</L>
<L>And be &s;o officious his money to lend,</L>
<L>But that he intends to bring you in thrall,</L>
<L>And get if he can, the Devill and all.</L>
</LG>
<LG>
<L>Nay, what makes your Hang-man, I tell you but &s;o</L>
<L>Such a ba&s;e office for to under-goe,</L>
<L>But that he hopes, and ever pre<GAP DESC="illegible" RESP="pdcc" EXTENT="1 letter">ages,</L>
<L>To have all their cloathes as well as his wages.</L>
</LG>
<LG>
<L>What makes your Broker &s;o often to cry,</L>
<L>S&eacute;e what you lacke friend what will you buy,</L>
<L>But that he would as his neighbours all doe,</L>
<L>Get if he could for one penny two.</L>
</LG>
<LG>
<L>What makes your Carrier to traver&s;e the land,</L>
<L>Nay, what makes your Souldier fight while he ran &s;tand,</L>
<L>But that they intend my owne d&eacute;ere&s;t honey,</L>
<L>To gaine this &s;ame paultry thing called money.</L>
</LG>
<LG>
<L>What makes your footh drawer to cut off your corne,</L>
<L>What makes your Sow-gelder to wind up his horne,</L>
<L>Nay, what makes the world to do as they doe,</L>
<L>But that they would purcha&s;e this &s;ame mony too.</L>
</LG>
<LG>
<L>Nay, neighbour theres more then all the&s;e are yet,</L>
<L>Which I for brevities &s;ake doe omit,</L>
<L>But the&s;e I hope will very well prove,</L>
<L>That men doe more for money then love.</L>
</LG>
<LG>
<L>Well neighbour <HI>Gue&s;right</HI> if this &s;ame be true,</L>
<L>Then home we will &s;traight without more adoe,</L>
<L>And what we intend to none we will tell,</L>
<L>But k&eacute;epe to our &s;elves and &s;o fare-you well.</L>
</LG>
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<TRAILER>FINIS.</TRAILER>
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<P>Printed at London for F. Cowles.</P>
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