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<HEAD>Londons Ordinary: Or, Every man in his Humour.</HEAD>
<OPENER>To a Plea&s;ant New Tune.</OPENER>
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<LG>
<L>THrough the Royal <HI>Exchange</HI> as I walked,</L>
<L>where Gal<GAP DESC="illegible" EXTENT="1 letter">ants in Sattin did &s;hine:</L>
<L>At mid&s;t of the day they pa<GAP DESC="illegible" EXTENT="1 letter">ted away</L>
<L>at &s;everal places to dine.</L>
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<LG>
<L>The Gentry went to the King's Head,</L>
<L>the Nobles unto the Crown:</L>
<L>The Knights unto the golden Fleece,</L>
<L>and the Plowman to the Clown.</L>
</LG>
<LG>
<L>The Clergy will dine at the Miter,</L>
<L>the Vintners at the three Tuns:</L>
<L>The U&s;u<GAP DESC="illegible" EXTENT="1 letter">ers to the Devil will go,</L>
<L>and the Fryers unto the Nuns.</L>
</LG>
<LG>
<L>The Ladies will dine at the Feathers,</L>
<L>the Globe no Captain will &s;corn:</L>
<L>The Hunt&s;man will go to the Grey-hound be|low,</L>
<L>and &s;ome Town&s;men to the Horn.</L>
</LG>
<LG>
<L>The Plummer will dine at the Fountain,</L>
<L>the Cooks at the holy Lamb:</L>
<L>The Drunkards at Noon to the Man in the moon,</L>
<L>and the Cuckolds to the Ram.</L>
</LG>
<LG>
<L>The Rorers will dine at the Lyon,</L>
<L>the Watermen at the old Swan:</L>
<L>The Bawds will to the <HI>Negro</HI> go,</L>
<L>and the Whores to the naked Man.</L>
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<LG>
<L>The Keepers will to the white Hart,</L>
<L>the Marriners unto the Ship:</L>
<L>The Beggars they mu&s;t take their way,</L>
<L>to the Eg<GAP DESC="illegible" EXTENT="1 letter">&s;hell and the Whip.</L>
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<LG>
<L>The Farriers will to the Hor&s;e,</L>
<L>the Black&s;mith unto the Lock;</L>
<L>The Butchers to the Bull will go,</L>
<L>and the Carmen to Bride wel-Dock.</L>
</LG>
<LG>
<L>The Fi&s;hmongers unto the Dolphin,</L>
<L>the Bakers to the Cheat Loaf:</L>
<L>The Turners unto the Ladle will go,</L>
<L>where they may merrily quaff.</L>
</LG>
<LG>
<L>The Taylor will dine at the Sheers,</L>
<L>the Shoo-makers will to the Boot;</L>
<L>The Wel&s;hmen they will take their way,</L>
<L>and dine at the &s;ign of the Goat.</L>
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<LG>
<L>THe Ho&s;ters will dine at the Leg,</L>
<L>the Drapers at the &s;ign of the Bru&s;h,</L>
<L>The Fletchers to Robin Hood will go,</L>
<L>and the Spend-thrift to beggars bu&s;h.</L>
</LG>
<LG>
<L>The Pewterers to the quart pat,</L>
<L>the Coopers will dine at the Hoop,</L>
<L>The Coblers to the La&s;t will go,</L>
<L>and the Barge-men to the Scoop.</L>
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<LG>
<L>The Carpenters will dine at the Axe,</L>
<L>the Colliars will dine at the Sack:</L>
<L>Your Fruiterer he to the Cherry-tree,</L>
<L>good fellows no liquor will lack.</L>
</LG>
<LG>
<L>The Gold&s;miths to the three Cups,</L>
<L>their money they count as dro&s;s:</L>
<L>Your Puritan to the pewter Can,</L>
<L>and your Papi&s;ts to the Cro&s;s.</L>
</LG>
<LG>
<L>The Weavers will dine at the Shuttle,</L>
<L>the Glovers will unto the Glove:</L>
<L>The Maidens all to the Maiden head,</L>
<L>and true Lovers unto the Dove.</L>
</LG>
<LG>
<L>The Sadlers will dine at the Saddle,</L>
<L>the Painters to the green Dragon:</L>
<L>The Dutchman will go to the &s;ign of the Vrow</L>
<L>where each man may drink his Flagon.</L>
</LG>
<LG>
<L>The Chandlers will dine at the Scales,</L>
<L>the Salters at the &s;ign of the bag,</L>
<L>The Porters take pain at the Labour-in-vain,</L>
<L>and the Hor&s;e cour&s;et to the white Nag.</L>
</LG>
<LG>
<L>Thus every man in his humour,</L>
<L>from North unto the South;</L>
<L>But he that hath no money in his pur&s;e,</L>
<L>may dine at the &s;ign of the mouth.</L>
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<LG>
<L>The Swaggerers will dine at the Fencers,</L>
<L>but tho&s;e that have lo&s;t their wits,</L>
<L>With Bedlam <HI>Tom</HI> let there be their home,</L>
<L>and the Drum the Drummers be&s;t <GAP DESC="illegible" EXTENT="1 letter">its.</L>
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<LG>
<L>The Cheater will dine at the Chequer,</L>
<L>the Pick-pocket at a blind Ale-hou&s;e,</L>
<L>Till taken and tride up Holbourn they ride,</L>
<L>and make their end at the gallows.</L>
</LG>
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<P><HI>Printed for F. Coles, T. Vere, J. Wright, and J. Clarke.</HI></P>
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