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<HEAD>A New DIALOGUE between ALICE &amp; BETRICE, <HI>As they met at the Market one Morning Early.</HI></HEAD>
<OPENER>To the Tune of <HI>Mop&s;aphil.</HI></OPENER>
<P><HI>This may be Printed,</HI> R. P.</P>
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<SPEAKER>Alice.</SPEAKER>
<LG N="1">
<HEAD>I.</HEAD>
<L>GOod Neighbour whyd'ye look awry? you're grown a wondrous Stranger</L>
<L>You walk about, you Huff and Pout, as tho' you'd bur&s;t with Anger;</L>
<L>If its for that your Fortune's great; or you &s;o Wealthy are,</L>
<L>Or el&s;e &s;o High, there's none &s;o nigh, that with you can compare:</L>
<L>But t'other day I heard one &s;ay, your Husband dur&s;t not &s;hew his Ears,</L>
<L>But like a Lout he walks about, &s;o full of Sighs and Fears.</L>
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<SPEAKER>Betrice,</SPEAKER>
<LG>
<L>Good Mi&s;tre&s;s Tart, I care not a Fa&mdash;t for you nor all your Jeers.</L>
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<HEAD>II.</HEAD>
<L>My Husband's known for to be one that is mo&s;t Cha&s;te and Pure,</L>
<L>And would be, continually, but for &s;uch Jades as you are:</L>
<L>You &s;mack, you &s;mick, you wa&s;h you lick, you &s;mirk, you &s;wear, you grin,</L>
<L>You nod, you wink, and in your Drink, you &s;trive for to draw him in.</L>
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<SPEAKER>Alice,</SPEAKER>
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<L>You Lye you Punk, you're almo&s;t Drunk, and now you Scold and m<GAP DESC="illegible" EXTENT="1 letter">ke a Strife,</L>
<L>With running in the Score, and playing the VVh&mdash; you lead him a weary Life,</L>
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<SPEAKER>Bet.</SPEAKER>
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<L>Tell me &s;o once again, you Dirty Quean, and I'll pull you by the Coif.</L>
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<LG N="3">
<HEAD>III.</HEAD>
<L>Go dre&s;s your Rats, tho&s;e na&s;ty Brats, that are always Sleep and Drow&s;ie</L>
<L>VVith Vermin &s;pread, they're almo&s;t dead, they're kept &s;o wondrous Lou&s;ie.</L>
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<SPEAKER>Al.</SPEAKER>
<LG>
<L>Pray hold you there, and do not Swear, yours are not half fo &s;weet,</L>
<L>You feed them up with bit and &s;up, then give 'em a dirty Teat.</L>
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<SPEAKER>Bet.</SPEAKER>
<LG>
<L>My Girls and Boys, my only Joys, they're better taught and fed than yours.</L>
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<SPEAKER>Al.</SPEAKER>
<LG>
<L>Tell me &s;o once more, you dirty VVh&mdash;, and I'll kick you out of doors</L>
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<SPEAKER>Bet.</SPEAKER>
<LG>
<L>'Tis a very good Je&s;t, pray do your be&s;t, and I&s;aith I'll quit the Scores.</L>
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<LG N="4">
<HEAD>IV.</HEAD>
<L>Go, go you are a &s;illy Bear, your Husband can't away with't,</L>
<L>A &s;tinking Quean as e'er was &s;een, your Neighbours all will &s;ay it:</L>
<L>A <GAP DESC="illegible" EXTENT="1 word"> Trot, and good for naught, unle&s;s it be for that</L>
<L>You <GAP DESC="illegible" EXTENT="1 word"> a Spoon out of the Room, the la&s;t Chri&s;tering you were at.</L>
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<SPEAKER>Al.</SPEAKER>
<LG>
<L>You lye you VVi&mdash;, you have got the Itch, the P<GAP DESC="illegible" EXTENT="1 letter">ri&s;h knows, you are not <GAP DESC="illegible" EXTENT="1 word">:</L>
<L><GAP DESC="illegible" EXTENT="1 span">ws with ugly Paws, and I'll fell you to the Ground:</L>
<L><GAP DESC="illegible" EXTENT="1 span">my Hood, and &s;hall make it good, if it co&s;t me the <GAP DESC="illegible" EXTENT="1 letter">orty Pound,</L>
<L><GAP DESC="illegible" EXTENT="2 words"> your Cour&s;e.</L>
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<P><GAP DESC="illegible" EXTENT="1 span"> <HI>I. Blace,</HI> at the <HI>Looking gla&s;s</HI> on <HI>London-bridge.</HI></P>
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