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<DATE>2007-10-04</DATE>
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<NAME>Pip Willcox</NAME>
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<ITEM>Proofed and reviewed as part of batch B070913.apex.</ITEM>
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<STC T="W">E3834</STC>
<STC T="T">669.f.21[82]</STC>
<BIBNO T="umi">99870020</BIBNO>
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<HEAD>AN EXCELLENT RECEIPT To make a Compleat PARLIAMENT OR (if you plea&s;e) A NEW SENATE Fitted to the <HI>Engli&s;h-Man</HI>'s Palate.</HEAD>
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<HEAD>Recipe.</HEAD>
<P>HAlfe a dozen <HI>Turks</HI> with Turbants on their heads, and Cimitars by their &s;ides, all well purg'd of dro&s;s and impurities by <HI>Moonlight;</HI> one hundred <HI>Jews circumci&s;ed &s;ecundum artem,</HI> fourty <HI>Arabians</HI> &s;tuck with <HI>&s;pices</HI> of all kinds; ten <HI>New-England</HI> men; fifty <HI>Pyrats;</HI> eight <HI>Exci&s;e|men,</HI> nineteen <HI>Geneva-</HI>men, three <HI>Je&s;uits,</HI> thirty <HI>Quakers,</HI> one and fifty <HI>Anabapti&s;ts, blantch't in fair river water,</HI> three&s;core <HI>Independents;</HI> a quarter of a pound of <HI>John Lilburn's bones beaten into fine powder and &s;ear'd,</HI> the better to <HI>unite</HI> with the re&s;t; whereunto adde an ounce of <HI>Oyle of Saint-John's-Wort,</HI> a <HI>drachme</HI> of the <HI>&s;crapings</HI> of the Divell's <HI>cloven foot;</HI> five <HI>&s;poon-fulls</HI> of the <HI>marrow</HI> of <HI>old Oliver's no&s;e;</HI> half a <HI>Committee man;</HI> two <HI>Gallons</HI> of <HI>Aquafortis,</HI> &s;eventy <HI>Scot's</HI> ha&s;lets, together with a <HI>Kilder|kinfull of Hugh Peter's</HI> &s;ighs and tears, <HI>evaporated</HI> into <HI>water</HI> in an <HI>Alembiqu'</HI> made of an <HI>Organ-pipe;</HI> you may <HI>throw in (if you &s;ee cau&s;e)</HI> a barrell or two of <HI>Gunpowder, (the white&s;t is be&s;t)</HI> a <HI>firebrand</HI> light|ed at both ends, and one grain of <HI>Quick&s;ilver,</HI> and (to keep all from <HI>blowing up)</HI> twenty or thirty <HI>Redcoats (according to di&s;cretion)</HI> and la&s;tly for the better <HI>reli&s;hing</HI> of the <HI>Oleo,</HI> a Pi&s;pot-full of <HI>Alderman Atkins</HI>'s <HI>perfume,</HI> you need not trouble your &s;elfe to go to the <HI>Apothecaries</HI> for it, the <HI>be&s;t</HI> is &s;old by <HI>Tom Turd</HI> a|bout <HI>Pancridg</HI> Church fields: to all the&s;e add but one <HI>&s;cruple</HI> of <HI>Eternity</HI> to make it <HI>la&s;t</HI> for ever. Put all the&s;e <HI>materials</HI> together into a great <HI>Mortar</HI> made of all the <HI>Bells</HI> in <HI>England, Scotland,</HI> and <HI>Ireland; beat them well together</HI> till they become <HI>incorporated</HI> into a <HI>&s;trong body,</HI> then &s;et them over a <HI>gentle fire,</HI> till they become ju&s;t <HI>Lukewarm,</HI> and no more: <HI>take it off from the fire, let it coole, and keep it for u&s;e.</HI></P>
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<HEAD>The Vertues.</HEAD>
<P>'Tis excellent good to <HI>purge</HI> the <HI>Nation to skin and bones:</HI> It <HI>agree's</HI> very well with the <HI>Common|wealth's men's appetite,</HI> but <HI>ri&s;es</HI> in the <HI>Cavaliers &s;tomack;</HI> for which cau&s;e <HI>they,</HI> and the <HI>Presbyterians</HI> had be&s;t refrain it: The <HI>Spaniard</HI> would like it well if he might have a <HI>finger in the di&s;h;</HI> the <HI>Frenchman</HI> would love it beyond his nice&s;t <HI>Ki&eacute;k &s;hawes.</HI> 'Tis <HI>good</HI> again&s;t <HI>poverty.</HI> An excellent <HI>Re&s;torative</HI> for <HI>broken for|tunes.</HI> It forces men out of <HI>Gaoles</HI> to <HI>preferments.</HI> But you mu&s;t know that 'tis al&s;o very dangerous for &s;ome con&s;titutions; for it makes &s;ome peoples <HI>heads fall off from their &s;houlders,</HI> others <HI>dye upon a Gibbet,</HI> and &s;ends many an one a pickpack to the <HI>Divell:</HI> upon which con&s;ideration I have thought fit to &s;et down a nece&s;&s;ary <HI>preparatory</HI> or <HI>cour&s;e of phy&s;ick</HI> which every man ought to <HI>run</HI> who intends to be right|ly qualified that he may <HI>feed</HI> &s;weetly on it, find it <HI>concoct</HI> rightly, and <HI>turn</HI> to his proper nouri&s;hment, the onely u&s;e it was intended for.</P>
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<HEAD>The Method to be us'd by our Patient.</HEAD>
<P>Fir&s;t you mu&s;t ab&s;tain from reading <HI>Divinity books,</HI> and hearing <HI>&s;ermons</HI> three years, when you have done &s;o, you mu&s;t go to <HI>Rome</HI> and <HI>take Orders</HI> there; when you return you mu&s;t <HI>&s;hift your cloathes to the very skin,</HI> and <HI>put on</HI> any <HI>habit</HI> you plea&s;e but a <HI>Papi&s;t's,</HI> then you mu&s;t <HI>preach</HI> one twelve-moneth which being <HI>duely ob&s;erved,</HI> take but the <HI>quantity of an Ha&s;le-nut</HI> of the following <HI>Pill</HI> for a fortnight, together without <HI>intermi&s;&s;ion,</HI> and you are right.</P>
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<HEAD>Recipe. The Pill:</HEAD>
<P>Of <HI>Hypocri&s;y 5 &s;cruples; &s;elf-denying one drachme</HI> &frac12; of <HI>Impudence 9 ounces, Religion. q. s. powder of a &s;ear'd Con&s;cience</HI> 7 <ABBR>lb</ABBR>: <HI>water of Orphan's tears 1 Rundlet full; Church-lands as much as you can get (for that's a &s;carce Commodity, and almo&s;t all bought up)</HI> 3<ABBR>lb</ABBR>: &frac14; <HI>of the ru&s;t of a weathercock,</HI> &ounce; <HI>of Athei&s;me to role up the Pill to make it go down with the le&s;&s;e ob&s;truction. Make all but the la&s;t drugg into a ma&s;&s;e; take of it (as</HI> I <HI>&s;aid before) the proportion of an Ha&s;le-nut every morning next your heart, for the &s;pace of time above mentioned, and you may partake freely of the Oleo, and yowl find your &s;elf after a little u&s;e fit to make an ingre|dient in &s;uch another when that's &s;pent.</HI></P>
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<TRAILER>Probatum erit.</TRAILER>
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