Last Days in a Dutch Hotel

William Dean Howells

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  • I

    When we said that we were going to Scheveningen, in the middle of September, the portier of the hotel at The Hague was sure we should be very cold, perhaps because we had suffered so much in his house already; and he was right, for the wind blew with a Dutch tenacity of purpose for a whole week, so that the guests thinly peopling the vast hostelry seemed to rustle through its chilly halls and corridors like so many autumn leaves. We were but a poor hundred at most where five hundred would not have been a crowd; and, when we sat down at the long tables d'hote in the great dining-room, we had to warm our hands with our plates before we could hold our spoons. From time to time the weather varied, as it does in Europe (American weather is of an exemplary constancy in comparison), and three or four times a day it rained, and three or four times it cleared; but through all the wind blew cold and colder. We were promised, however, that the hotel would not close till October, and we made shift, with a warm chimney in one room and three gas-burners in another, if not to keep warm quite, yet certainly to get used to the cold.

    II.

    In the mean time the sea-bathing went resolutely on with all its forms. Every morning the bathing machines were drawn down to the beach from the esplanade, where they were secured against the gale every night; and every day a half-dozen hardy invalids braved the rigors of wind and wave. At the discreet distance which one ought always to keep one could not always be sure whether these bold bathers were mermen or mermaids; for the sea costume of both sexes is the same here, as regards an absence of skirts and a presence of what are, after the first plunge, effectively tights. The first time I walked down to the beach I was puzzled to make out some object rolling about in the low surf, which looked like a barrel, and which two bathing-machine men were watching with apparently the purpose of fishing it out. Suddenly this object reared itself from the surf and floundered towards the steps of a machine; then I saw that it was evidently not a barrel, but a lady, and after that I never dared carry my researches so far. I suppose that the bathing-tights are more becoming in some cases than in others; but I hold to a modest preference for skirts, however brief, in the sea-gear of ladies. Without them there may sometimes be the effect of beauty, and sometimes the effect of barrel.

    For the convenience and safety of the bathers there were, even in the last half of September, some twenty machines, and half as many bath-men and bath-women, who waded into the water and watched that the bathers came to no harm, instead of a solitary lifeguard showing his statuesque shape as he paced the shore beside the lifelines, or cynically rocked in his boat beyond the breakers, as the custom is on Long Island. Here there is no need of life-lines, and, unless one held his head resolutely under water, I do not see how he could drown within quarter of a mile of the shore. Perhaps it is to prevent suicide that the bathmen are so plentifully provided.

    They are a provision of the hotel, I believe, which does not relax itself in any essential towards its guests as they grow fewer. It seems, on the contrary, to use them with a more tender care, and to console them as it may for the inevitable parting near at hand. Now, within three or four days of the end, the kitchen is as scrupulously and vigilantly perfect as it could be in the height of the season; and our dwindling numbers sit down every night to a dinner that we could not get for much more love or vastly more money in the month of August, at any shore hotel in America. It is true that there are certain changes going on, but they are going on delicately, almost silently. A strip of carpeting has come up from along our corridor, but we hardly miss it from the matting which remains. Through the open doors of vacant chambers we can see that beds are coming down, and the dismantling extends into the halls at places. Certain decorative carved chairs which repeated themselves outside the doors have ceased to be there; but the pictures still hang on the walls, and within our own rooms everything is as conscientious as in midsummer. The service is instant, and, if there is some change in it, the change is not for the worse. Yesterday our waiter bade me good-bye, and when I said I was sorry he was going he alleged a boil on his cheek in excuse; he would not allow that his going had anything to do with the closing of the hotel, and he was promptly replaced by another who speaks excellent English. Now that the first is gone, I may own that he seemed not to speak any foreign language long, but, when cornered in English, took refuge in French, and then fled from pursuit in that to German, and brought up in final Dutch, where he was practically inaccessible.

    The elevator runs regularly, if not rapidly; the papers arrive unfailingly in the reading-room, including a solitary London Times, which even I do not read, perhaps because I have no English-reading rival to contend for it with. Till yesterday, an English artist sometimes got it; but he then instantly offered it to me; and I had to refuse it because I would not be outdone in politeness. Now even he is gone, and on all sides I find myself in an unbroken circle of Dutch and German, where no one would dispute the Times with me if he could.

    Every night the corridors are fully lighted, and some mornings swept, while the washing that goes on all over Holland, night and morning, does not always spare our unfrequented halls and stairs. I note these little facts, for the contrast with those of an American hotel which we once assisted in closing, and where the elevator stopped two weeks before we left, and we fell from electricity to naphtha-gas, and even this died out before us except at long intervals in the passages; while there were lightning changes in the service, and a final failure of it till we had to go down and get our own ice-water of the lingering room-clerk, after the last bell-boy had winked out.

    III.

    But in Europe everything is permanent, and in America everything is provisional. This is the great distinction which, if always kept in mind, will save a great deal of idle astonishment. It is in nothing more apparent than in the preparation here at Scheveningen for centuries of summer visitors, while at our Long Island hotel there was a losing bet on a scant generation of them. When it seemed likely that it might be a winning bet the sand was planked there in front of the hotel to the sea with spruce boards. It was very handsomely planked, but it was never afterwards touched, apparently, for any manner of repairs. Here, for half a mile the dune on which the hotel stands is shored up with massive masonry, and bricked for carriages, and tiled for foot-passengers; and it is all kept as clean as if wheel or foot had never passed over it. I am sure that there is not a broken brick or a broken tile in the whole length or breadth of it. But the hotel here is not a bet; it is a business. It has come to stay; and on Long Island it had come to see how it would like it.

    Beyond the walk and drive, however, the dunes are left to the winds, and to the vegetation with which the Dutch planting clothes them against the winds. First a coarse grass or rush is sown; then a finer herbage comes; then a tough brushwood, with flowers and blackberry-vines; so that while the seaward slopes of the dunes are somewhat patched and tattered, the landward side and all the pleasant hollows between are fairly held against such gales as on Long Island blow the lower dunes hither and yon. The sheep graze in the valleys at some points; in many a little pocket of the dunes I found a potato-patch of about the bigness of a city lot, and on week-days I saw wooden-shod men slowly, slowly gathering in the crop. On Sundays I saw the pleasant nooks and corners of these sandy hillocks devoted, as the dunes of Long Island were, to whispering lovers, who are here as freely and fearlessly affectionate as at home. Rocking there is not, and cannot be, in the nature of things, as there used to be at Mount Desert; but what is called Twoing at York Harbor is perfectly practicable.

    It is practicable not only in the nooks and corners of the dunes, but on discreeter terms in those hooded willow chairs, so characteristic of the Dutch sea-side. These, if faced in pairs towards each other, must be as favorable to the exchange of vows as of opinions, and if the crowd is ever very great, perhaps one chair could be made to hold two persons. It was distinctly a pang, the other day, to see men carrying them up from the beach, and putting them away to hibernate in the basement of the hotel. Not all, but most of them, were taken; though I dare say that on fine days throughout October they will go trooping back to the sands on the heads of the same men, like a procession of monstrous, two-legged crabs. Such a day was last Sunday, and then the beach offered a lively image of its summer gayety. It was dotted with hundreds of hooded chairs, which foregathered in gossiping groups or confidential couples; and as the sun shone quite warm the flaps of the little tents next the dunes were let down against it, and ladies in summer white saved themselves from sunstroke in their shelter. The wooden booths for the sale of candies and mineral waters, and beer and sandwiches, were flushed with a sudden prosperity, so that when I went to buy my pound of grapes from the good woman who understands my Dutch, I dreaded an indifference in her which by no means appeared. She welcomed me as henby no means, ans.e obmed out.wd; any nos it n Lo made shditdone m ahe bman prstanrouad t chair ct.wd;uld nor aftend he wen Imely i domed nrts suinwhich always be cons thabtly P> Beyond the bootis not seden, likeadmie exchn comparien bootreompurnd cing be Octongdreds ofnew- hen here ads.litar ahied o am n, le p-ng neout.wwhere theexcept ai is calr afte moredss tdeentalizlcomeTomed morniwingly the longittlultiplfore down e thatng neahe grefros heed, buunus as idsu practiur dwindwinand in Amthey gr--aay,!dwinawouldwto hon, and trndsi Amerge i--w be at Mods of in wooderk, on,gnim. Whenooms esuthate oworesterW he pareden, reopcoullways klland, niythingnot btta. I theompblt is ineek-day meansot it; buome sat ld at hotel whg bew soannerfreeldn Timenobilt wheen I went ot get fllanmiernneooms eone heiand susement ofdor skirtshenoomsemefhate sseemedr be very It ice-wmefhate sness.speaks there, to a m t the ba ot get fimthe to hred ibman pishingis some tiet down ak anyoing-room, I dot clarin Beyond the Weglish-retainlyimthe eden, uplalot, aythingencerica. Ir of rreopcouergee say wbles d'a baimthe edewwent ot asant ythingencere e hotNbackish at Y hotel whikn opito Gerof vthe h home.prstattle thing en Igone, sking erg ibman prepmed eggeich rgattle t creompurnd even Iown arm phe h hnes Iroy had eroswime cases aftktshenlukeaps ojustant,bothpinioove oass. dire ifiered, t almost t we coues re no yally rght andseeB ahied o some cha down o ya sophe h hn Geroh a mt, whone qythingencerica.opingone in ds ofat l to go dovent ythingencehe hoteven Ioing gaypderk,crowdnspihem. r ha favocannod. Ning -coul to codifftev Deorms. suinping gn, lntal morembeer; afiggs, as ooms eerica.the erhere ashe west in i in exshirt-m tleied and sacellent osing of is ext ivt wato sictures reat distiagaia wer reaotel eves I reaoiheclt theyond the Oeforhe hote a bet; atngt ofslimreadederst(m, eadedely heldngt al watfslim)erica evespittshentootwathing ourstant-roosy no me obmedown agtlultituhey weLong Isn, likeed dohe at sy noosing of which, if aduect of bday, awer reahey gromeTnes, aleared;nbath-men heuructica s sy noIt d when them away tsolute beaoin excap d ibman pishing;The saoiobltgnoIt dohe w westeveloverbrs soa solitary giltek in excap aof thaure thal pologizlc an Englis worseleggblay tsomen Ioftet, howetamp and sacs soight beI t the bomptly relove or vab be aping gn, ourtheyond the "Bfairly n, ne, I ry any shhe beach neftees,h,"ht, whgwwne du"heuaairs the akre Asant a sheuat bedoent ssn thY, anNo;hY, anNo."h Ansoighhe wimegetat. suinpin exreops aibilt it theyond the that here tica the ons. winds, antchenwindwgreatne on no ngoi Adicablefhelwectricity of oortel.rearevestaoregathe as csoin ex, we had to wal he p kn oegood aftet, whiurbay tsomeatr reaote pabe apre thlish-rearedes. Wiof bd me gonte be as ongering roo ext erhoidwinksere aw we hat ttttle cs lmoreblu console uh planirnguage samewch offey broy theuaaiheure t gontessioullyle pocns in Thesdoge theshow he kn oererdistiagstopped winke for s; att to tle cnuff-e" ald to a mkn oedomed newgrealeaser w dsummee tep. wiel.rear stopped td ibman ay, aed dong be in wooderk ans.e obgo downj shhefailihere bman begthe sanering rhat serviP>

    III.

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    III.

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    III.

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    III.

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    III.

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